Lionel Nation - Risking Hideous Death on Halloween
Aired: 2022-10-21
Duration: 02:23


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[00:01:53]  Our testers, is that the glue company?
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=== Blindfolded Knock Knock (00:23) ===

[00:02:01]  So we were basically blindfolded.
[00:02:02]  We put this gown on.
[00:02:04]  It came in a box.
[00:02:05]  You put this thing on with a tie that was soaked in this flammable paint.
[00:02:10]  God forbid you get near an open flame, you're dead.
[00:02:13]  And we would go out into the dark.
[00:02:16]  Blindfolded, with nothing reflective, and we go to people's homes, knock on the door, and pray to God we make it alive.