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Aug. 13, 2022 - Lionel Nation
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*Mario*
All right, my friends.
I don't even know where to start.
Let me start off with this.
First thing, top of mind awareness.
I hate people.
I am awash in the most stupid people everywhere I go.
No matter the area, no matter the arena, it doesn't really matter.
Stupid, idiotic, dumb people.
Let me ask you a question.
Let me ask you a question.
If you saw somebody who was at the...
Let's say outside.
Coughing, hacking, hacking, coughing, coughing, coughing.
That horrible cough, you know, that mucilidinous, mucosal blech.
And they're smoking.
What would you think?
Imagine one of two things.
First, you might say to yourself, well, the reason why they're doing this is because of the fact that they are Addicted, perhaps, maybe to whatever it is.
Are you seeing my picture, by the way?
Am I coming?
Huh?
No.
This is very odd.
Am I seeing this?
This is very, very strange.
I mean, look at this.
This is very good.
Can everybody see me?
Can I get a 5x5?
Am I?
Am I?
It says, excellent condition, end stream, this and that.
Let me check this.
No, this is okay.
Am I?
Can you see me?
Oh, you can see me, yes.
Liz can.
Everybody can.
What the hell's going on, honey?
They can see me.
You can see me and you can hear me.
Okay.
I can't.
Seeing you just fine.
Thank you so much, Danny.
Big Doug Miller's there.
P. Critt.
J. Dixon Brown.
Remember J. Something brown?
Whitney Brown?
Huh?
Oh, there I am.
Okay.
There we go.
Perfect.
Well, that's good.
Glad to hear it.
I can't say anything, but that's alright.
So anyway, by the way, 68 degrees in the Shetty.
68 degrees.
It's beautiful.
In any event, so imagine somebody's outside and they're coughing.
And they're smoking.
And you walk up to them and you say, Excuse me.
Did you...
Can you stop smoking?
No.
No, I can't.
I'm addicted.
Do you know that smoking is making you cough?
What?
Did you know that smoking affects your breathing?
It does?
You didn't know that?
No.
Wait a minute.
You didn't know that.
You didn't know that?
No, I must have missed it.
You missed this?
You missed it.
You're telling me you didn't know this?
That's America today.
They just don't know.
They don't know the obvious.
Do you know what the Constitution is?
Oh yeah, sure.
Have you read it?
No.
And by the way, when you read, people say they read the Constitution.
You mean the Bill of Rights?
Let's be honest.
Probably not.
I've never read the Bible.
Have you read the Bible?
Have you read the Koran?
Have you read the topic?
Maybe not.
I've never read it.
I kind of know what it's about, but I haven't read it.
Do you understand what this is?
Oh, yeah.
You do know that what they're doing to President Trump is beyond unconscionable, right?
Well, yeah.
Yeah.
You know what?
I'm just too slammed.
I'm hearing this a lot.
You know, people are just too overwhelmed.
You've got to meet...
Maybe it's just me.
Maybe I just know people are on the wrong ground.
This is why I hate people.
Well, I can't...
Are you traveling?
Are we traveling?
What does it have to do with anything?
Well, I...
Excuse me.
Whether you travel or not, President Trump is basically being the victim of a jackbooted thuggery from FBI panty raiders.
Are you aware of that?
Can I get back with you?
I'm a little slammed.
This is what I get.
There's just so much to handle.
All this stuff.
Today I'm talking to somebody.
I'm not going to go too much into detail.
Somebody who is wanting to do something that inspires a certain conversance with what's going on in the world.
And I said, I said, boy, in fact, it was yesterday.
I said, oh, this is terrible.
Anne Heche died.
Who?
Anne Heche.
Anne Heche.
What happened to Anne Heche?
Now, I don't want to expect you to, you know, know the intrigue, the intimate detail.
You didn't hear about this?
No.
What happened to Aunt H?
She was in a car accident.
You know, life support.
No.
Oh, and later on we were talking to Salman Rushdie.
I'm surprised he's, who?
Salman Rushdie.
Salman Rushdie.
You didn't hear about something?
This happened.
I mean, here's the thing.
They're on their phone.
I've got to know what is happening.
I may not spend a lot of time.
I want to know.
Oh, I heard that.
I saw that.
I heard it.
Yeah, I know that name.
Yeah, I know that name.
I heard that.
I've heard of that movie.
I'm conversing with that.
Excuse me, I've got a piece of flaxseed here.
Now, you're not going to believe what I'm telling you.
I'm talking to people about politics.
These are politicians.
Sort of.
And nobody knows what's going...
Nobody knows anything.
So that means that you're in a world where you must be...
News must...
You've got to have your...
This phone to me is the greatest.
I still love it.
I know what's going on.
It might be wrong.
It might be the wrong news.
It might be biased.
It might be a lot of stuff.
But I know it.
I know what's going on.
And the issue that's going on regarding Salman Rushdie is so important because this is the fatwa from 20-something years ago.
Do you understand?
This is an Iranian sympathizer.
Now, hang on a second here.
And I'm looking at these people that said, now I don't want to get conspiratorial, but he said Iranian sympathizer.
I don't know what that means.
The first thing I'm thinking of is, let's rule out a motivation on the part of someone who might be accelerating certain things to make Iran In particular, because he's a sympathizer, look back.
I'm just spitballing.
I'm just spitballing.
I'm just saying things.
And they're looking at me like I don't, like I've got three heads.
These are politicians, so to speak.
Politically savvy people.
I don't know what's going on.
The other day I said, are you aware of the fact that Twitter is going to be, you're going to love this, Twitter is going to be now reconstituting, you know, dusting off the notion of misinformation in order to eliminate free expression of thought regarding the FBI panty raid and January 6th as disinformation and whatever.
You know what I got?
Well, I only like Truth Social.
This is where I want to take...
Excuse me.
I said, do you mind if I do this?
May I borrow your knife?
These are from people...
You've got to understand the context.
These are people who are involved politically, who want to get involved.
And I said, you don't even understand the most rudimentary of things.
It's like the guy who's smoking and coughing and doesn't know about this.
I said, do you know what they did to Trump?
Do you understand what they did?
Oh, I know.
I was watching Tucker.
I'm not talking about watching Tucker.
I'm not talking about that.
That doesn't give you even more information.
More.
You know, it's like comparing fifth grade to junior college.
Big difference.
Still not there, but big.
Big difference.
You're right about that.
Maybe.
I saw one of the best.
I've got a dear, dear friend of mine who I know is watching right now and dare I say, oh I don't know honey, I call her, she's a chip off the old block.
I'll just leave it at that.
Okay?
You know what I'm talking about.
A great, great article from Conservative Treehouse.
Written by...
Is it Sundance?
Anyway, and it basically has one of the attachments of the search warrant.
Listen to this.
It says here, the search warrant is not, of course, specific, but it asks for any government and or presidential records Created between January the 20th,
2017 and January the 20th, 21. Christmas cards, pictures, doodles, thoughts, dreams.
Here's the one that got me.
And this was the most fascinating.
Did you know, according to this great article, most people have forgotten.
But in a massive breach of established protocol and legal structure, the Mueller special counsel illegally took custody of the Trump transition documents from every official who was then entering office.
And they list in this wonderful piece, I had forgotten anything regarding them.
I'm screaming out in the...
It's like, no!
It's deeper!
And it's not the same three people saying the same thing.
I don't know how to get people's attention.
This is COINTELPRO.
This is what they did to Dr. King.
What do I have to do?
Where is my analogy?
How do I get people to say, do you know what they're doing to this man?
Do you understand what's happening?
Does anybody...
This is the worst.
But because it's Trump or because it's whatever it is, I don't know.
Or people satisfy themselves into thinking that, well, I've...
I have all the information that I need to know.
All the information that I need to know, I've got because I watch these two shows and that's it.
This...
After my day yesterday and before, of dealing with people who don't seem to understand anything.
Either I am a genius who is synesthetic in terms of what I can see, or I'm out of my mind.
I've lost my mind and I'm living in a world where only I participate.
Because nobody knows anything.
Nobody says anything.
Nobody seems to get anywhere.
They don't grasp it.
What do you want?
Let me tell you something.
The worst people are the conservatives.
They've got the biggest mouth and they've got the biggest attitude.
They don't know anything.
The progressives, they're non-existent.
You ever heard anybody talk?
Oh, they hate Trump.
They don't really have any opinion about anything.
If you say, yeah, yeah, yeah, aside from Trump, what do you care about?
Well, they don't care about anything.
I'd rather deal with that.
The worst are these holier-than-thou, these people, these lunatics.
Let me go back to something.
Religion.
Religion, Salman Rushdie, Salman Rushdie was apparently, there was an active warrant, a fatwa that was still out on his, in his name, that nobody cancelled, I guess.
And there's somebody, where is his, where is his security?
You know how easy it is to have security?
A guy, I swear to you, easy.
Off-duty, cop, right there.
Just, this guy had a knife?
Okay.
A blade?
And he's trying to get away and he's stabbing, what, 15 times?
What the hell's going on here?
Because of religion.
Religion.
Not politics.
God.
Religion.
God.
God.
Faith.
The heavens.
Wait a minute.
How dare you?
That's their God.
What was that again?
That's their God.
That's their God.
Yeah, it's their God.
No.
It's God.
It's their God.
There is a moron.
A fire-breathing, double-barreled moron.
A Boeotian.
An Icona.
A Dimwit.
A Dullard.
A Phoebe.
And I'm not going to mention his name.
But he's one of these up-and-comers.
And he believes that one of the exceptions to the First Amendment is satanic worship.
Interesting satanic verses.
Because of this religion, this, you know, he wants to take my beloved First Amendment, he believes that one of the exceptions, because he, under some demented delusion, he believes that the founders of the Constitution were...
We're Christian, and that this is a Christian country, and we're Judeo-Christian, and that's really what we're about, and the Ten Commandments.
It's this drivel, and it's that same nonsense, this infection from religion that you want to keep out of it.
You put religion over there in your church.
Go ahead over there.
That's what this is.
That's the thing.
And whether it's Charlie Hebdo or Charlie, whether it's this guy, whether it's this lunacy that is out there with a bunch of people living in some 4th century...
I don't even understand.
As a people, this world is filled with people who are superstitious, mythological, We're living in the 4th century.
You have other people walking around who are slammed, who don't know what's going on.
Well, we're going to our beach house.
I don't know.
I'm going to the shore.
I've got to get back with you.
I'm sorry I didn't answer your email.
I'm slammed.
I'm sorry.
Donald Trump.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Well, yeah, yeah.
I don't understand.
I'm living in a world of demented, of lunatics.
Well, excuse me, that's their...
Don't talk about my...
My religion's good.
Theirs is bad.
Excuse me.
Don't lump me into that.
Sorry.
No, no, don't lump me into that.
That's their thing.
Really?
You really don't...
This is the year 2021?
Yeah, I know, but they're...
Oh, those people?
Do you know who those people are?
They're called devout.
And you've got people in this country who want to limit, who actually believe.
We have people here in our country, ready for this?
Who believe in Satan.
Who think that it's there.
Like there's this absolute corporeal Manifestation.
A flesh and blood, well, you know, actual, tactile, palpable, tenable, actual, real person called Satan.
Lucifer, Beelzebub, Mephistopheles, Prince of Darkness.
And, and, and, and, and, and that the horrors of the world are not a product of man's own Incredible intellectual and spiritual putrescence.
Child and human trafficking.
That's money.
That's money.
Drug trafficking.
Ivory trafficking.
Stolen goods.
Bringing people across the border.
Money.
Money.
No, no, no.
According to them, it's Satan.
What?
What?
What century am I living?
What millennium am I living in?
Meanwhile, and I know I'm throwing a lot of stuff at you, which is difficult, because people cannot say, I don't understand this.
I'm so slammed.
He's talking about three or four things.
I don't know.
I can't handle this.
I'm just too overwhelmed.
I'm too slammed.
I'm slammed!
You don't understand what it means to be slammed.
You don't understand my world.
Going back to this thing again.
Well, they had a warrant for Trump.
They had a warrant.
You want to see the warrant?
I'll show you the warrant.
That's not what we're talking about.
Just because you go to somebody and say, here, sign this.
There you go.
Don't you want to read it?
Nope.
Did you put it all in here?
Good.
Rubble cloths.
Got it.
Thank you.
Find something.
What is this?
Let me ask you something.
Who remembers FISA warrants?
Who?
Anybody?
Who remembers FISA courts?
From 1979 to...
From 1979 to 2004, they issued, in this 25-year period, 18,742 warrants.
Let's just make it safe.
19,000 warrants, 19,000 FISA warrants were applied for.
They were applications.
18,742.
742.
How many do you think were turned down in 25 years?
How many?
How many FISA warrants were rejected in 25 years?
18,742.
Granted, how many were turned down?
Give me a number.
How many?
How many?
19,000 granted?
How many?
Give me a number.
Give me a number.
How many were rejected when somebody says, I'm sorry, you are not going, you do not have enough evidence here to secure a warrant in invading the permacent.
The answer?
Four.
for For What kind of a joke is it?
Yeah, but this is a federal FISA court.
These are judges specifically selected FISA court.
I don't know what to tell you.
What a joke.
You know who I'm disgusted with?
My fellow brethren, my lawyers.
The law professors, the scholars.
You know, Tertia was pretty good.
You got that fool, what's his name?
Oh, God.
Lawrence Tribe.
Oh, my God.
Dear Lord.
Constitutional scholar.
Oh, Lord.
Those of us in the business, I'm a member of the Florida Bar, New Jersey Bar, New York Bar, the D.C. Bar.
The U.S. Supreme Court, Southern District of New York, Eastern District of New York, Second Circuit, New Jersey District, Third Circuit Court of Appeals, and every time you get on the roll, every time you are accepted, every time you're in, you always swear to uphold the Constitution.
You can't be elected to the school board of Mosinee, Wisconsin without swearing allegiance to the Constitution.
It's the most incredible thing I've ever seen.
And by the way, speaking of Dershowitz, Dershowitz, boys, What was her name, honey?
Epstein, her name, Virginia Giuffre.
Remember the law?
You trafficked me.
No, you didn't.
Lawsuit, all that libel and cross...
You'll never hear from it again.
It just goes away.
It just goes away.
Just poof, goes away.
Don't worry about it.
Just don't worry about it.
It goes away.
Goes away.
Hey, I know.
Here's one for you.
I think this is interesting in a very strange way.
And I'm going to deign to bring this up.
But I find this fascinating.
Two years after the famous Jeffrey Toobin thing, he's leaving CNN.
Jeffrey Toobin, after he did this, Toobin, if that's not a pun, I don't know what is.
He's leaving, and what are you going to do?
I never understood that whole story, why the women of CNN weren't screaming for his head, but what are you going to do?
I've got to tell you something, and this is the most important thing in the world.
What this man is, what they're doing to Donald Trump, is COINTELPRO.
It is what they did to MLK.
It is beyond anything I've ever even imagined.
I can't believe this is being allowed.
In our country.
And when Merrick Garland stands up and says, well, I'm telling you right now, I don't like the way you're speaking bad about the men and women in the rank and file.
Let me explain something to you about this.
First of all, you remember years ago when Larry David came up with this thing where he said, he and Seinfeld, whenever you talked about anybody who was gay, you said, not that there's anything wrong with it.
That was the big joke.
Not that there's anything wrong with it.
You know, not that there's anything wrong with it.
But, well, you always have to say now, and by the way, we, the rank and file, the men and women, the good men and women, the good men and women, we've got people on the internets, as it were, who are all of a sudden saying, we've got to abolish the FBI.
You know, look, I know this may sound good.
We do need a national police force.
I'm sorry, there are federal crimes.
We have to have bank robbery, kidnapping, things like that.
No, I don't want to get rid of the FBI.
The agents, the agents, the agents who are in the front and center, they're good.
They're just normal people.
They're just like in a field office in Omaha, ASAC in Des Moines.
I've got no beef with them.
But if you think anybody's going to say, excuse me, sir, yes, I understand you've given me this search warrant.
I am not going to breach the perimeter of Mar-a-Lago because, in my opinion, the The particular references on here, the items to be searched, the affidavit, the probable cause, this is deficient, this is a witch hunt, and I am not going to be a part of it.
That doesn't exist.
They say, come here, yes, Jones, yeah, here you go.
Thank you, Sarge.
And they do whatever they're told.
And I don't expect them to do anything else.
So don't expect anybody to sit here and say, they're going to do whatever they're told.
IRS people, FBI people, police.
It's the way it is.
It's the military.
Hey, would you send a round down?
You see that village right there?
Yeah.
Send one of those.
Okay.
I want you to send a Hellfire missile, one of those blade missiles, to Ayman Zawahiri, supposedly.
Sure.
Okay.
Any questions about this?
No.
Do you have a problem with raining terror from the sky?
Not at all.
I can do it.
No sweat.
Tibbetts.
Were you dropping an atomic bomb?
Yes, sir.
Nagasaki?
Absolutely.
Nobody stops.
Nobody...
I don't know what we're talking about here.
And Merrick Garland, I swear to you, Has he ever said anything to you that in any way instills...
Say we're talking about Bill Barr.
Bill Barr seemed like a tough guy, even when he was playing the bagpipe.
Don't forget what somebody said one time.
A gentleman is a man who can play the bagpipes, but won't.
Merrick Garland, in terms of this tremulous, timorous, and I don't know, but if you think that I'm...
He's...
Nathan Thurm.
It's the worst.
The worst!
Has he ever said, I'm not going to do this?
No!
Thank God he wasn't the Supreme Court judge.
My God!
Did anybody...
Remember when...
Remember when...
Who was it?
Not Webster.
Oh...
During Watergate, when they said, I'm not going to fire.
I'm not going to fire Archibald Cox.
I'm not going to fire the special prosecutor, the people who resigned.
There was that special counsel.
What was it?
They want to talk like this.
They...
Oh, God.
from Nixon one of the one of my favorite See what I'm doing here?
This is called...
This is called Research.
See how easy that was?
I'm not done yet.
Oh!
Elliot Richardson.
Yes.
Ruckels House.
Did you ever see Elliot Richardson?
Elliot...
Oh, this is the most...
We don't even have any more.
Boston Brahmins.
The way they spoke with the type of this.
And Elliot Richardson, I believe...
On the contrary, it's this man who they call notions of all that he's got.
In no way, Mr. President, it's what are you talking about?
Isn't he brilliant?
No!
But there is a way in which you don't see these kind of nerdy, again, that Boston Brahmin kind of a thing.
You don't see these.
Those types are over with.
But I don't know what it takes.
Now, let me stop right there.
Let me stop right there.
Because I have been remiss.
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You are aware, correct?
The entire world, are you reading?
I know you are.
Other people don't even know about Anne Heche.
You know about the domino effect, right?
Regarding food production.
You understand how farmers more and more are being told they can't plant.
You understand that this is coming down the road.
You do understand that in your lifetime, not in your lifetime, but very, very soon, you're going to see food shortages and contraction.
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And now, did you ever think we'd be talking about emergency food?
Did you ever think in this country somebody would say, wow, that's even remotely impossible.
You have no idea how many people, again, I talk to who have no idea of what's happening.
And kids?
Oh my God.
You know that critical race theory is not over with, right?
You know that what they're doing to kids is not over with, right?
You do know that.
Right?
None of it's going away.
And I will tell you right now, as I will say it again, to the doctors, I have contempt for you.
To lawyers, my fellow lawyers, who sit back and say, well, you know.
I've talked to my friends.
Growing up, I think in my high school class, they're all doctors and lawyers, the whole crew.
One in particular, one of my oldest friends, I said, have you ever gone against the CDC ever for anything?
Ever?
Remember Rick Perry and Gardasil?
Remember the HPV vaccine?
This was the first time anybody even saw that.
And they were raising all kinds of hell about that.
Remember that?
The doctors don't say anything.
They just sit back.
How can a pediatrician...
I wish somebody would go into a doctor's office with like a hidden camera and say, Hi.
This is my daughter, Morgana.
Remember Morgana?
Wasn't she a stripper or something?
Anyway.
She wants to be a boy.
Right, honey?
Yeah.
Here for some puberty blockers.
What do you got?
What can you give me?
I'd love to see.
Wait a minute.
What?
Yeah.
Puberty blockers.
She wants to be a boy.
Right, Ronnie?
Yeah, okay.
You got them or not?
If I don't get them from you, I'm going to someplace else.
I wonder what the doctors would say.
Well, wait a minute.
I got to tell you something.
And you're going to think I'm being catty with this?
Have you ever looked at a...
I don't know where you are, so maybe you don't have this, but here in New York.
I could take you to one organization that we frequent from time to time.
It looks like the island of botched plastic surgery.
Some of the most hideous stuff you have ever seen in your life.
Now, plastic surgery is a godsend.
Especially if you have kind of reconstructive women who have had mastectomies, kids with cleft palates, people who have had dog bites.
It's wonderful.
Even rhinoplasty.
Young girls who are afraid to go to school because people mock them because of their nose.
It's a wonderful thing.
Wonderful.
But then we meet the ones who have the wax lips.
Remember wax lips as a kid?
Remember that when you were a kid?
You put those things on and go, what do I do with this?
You bite down on them and go, look at this.
They've got this big kind of lip.
Okay, great.
What do I do?
I guess you've got to walk around with this all day long.
Is this supposed to be fun?
Yeah, I guess.
Maybe people should go after everyone's not being before everyone's not being Who?
Maybe people should be going after Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Mrs. L said, maybe we should go over to the mockers.
Yes.
But, before we begin, before we finish, also, remember the wax Coca-Cola bottles?
You break the end and they have like one microgram of some syrup and you go, oh, this is great.
We thought it was so terrific.
Isn't that great?
We know women who look like that.
And they go repeatedly.
And they have these eyes and I've seen it now.
Men.
Kenny Loggins.
Kenny Rogers.
There was another one.
Kenny Rogers.
There was another one.
A man who has these...
I don't understand.
Oh!
Jackson Brown's looking a little weird.
I don't get it.
Now, I understand plastic surgery where somebody says, well...
This didn't come out the way we wanted.
That's not it.
What I wonder about is when people show up back again and they already look horrible.
Michael Jackson and some doctor said, I'll do that.
I'll fix this up.
I'll do this until you run out of money.
I will do this until you run out of money.
And I'm also going to put another category in here which you're not going to believe yet.
Though this is different.
And that is tattoo.
There has to be somebody, a tattoo partner, who's going, I can't do this anymore.
Because pretty soon, kids are going to have tattoos.
You watch.
Remember what I'm telling you.
Right now, you can't, you can't, kids can't, you can't have a tattoo, even with parental consent.
Well, if you're sex trafficked, you, you have a label.
Nobody's going to, but, but here, here is the thing.
Here is, here is the thing which is the most important.
And Mrs. Dell brings up a good thing.
If you have a kid who's a bully, that's a psychopath.
Did you know that?
That is a sadist.
If you have a child who is a bully, who enjoys, who gets a kick out of making other children feel bad, oh, online it's not even funny, because that's kind of who we are today.
You've got a real problem with that.
And we're seeing it all the time.
We're seeing it all the time, and we're seeing people who take great glee.
Let me ask you something.
What is a psychopath?
Do you know what that even is?
No.
Trust me, you don't know what that is.
You use the term.
People always say, Hillary's a psychopath.
No, she's not.
Some people believe, believe it or not, even, ooh, Stephen Stills.
You know, by the way, Stephen Stills, Laurie Parcher, let me take a time out.
I want to ask a very simple question.
Stephen Stills is a hero of mine.
His first album, second album, even with Manassas, his guitar playing, what happened to his mouth?
What is that?
What happened to his...
I don't understand this.
What happened to his mouth?
I'm a mouth person, I admit.
Three questions.
Stephen Stills.
Jeff Bridges and Joe Walsh.
What is that?
Their tongue like grew or something.
I don't understand this.
I need an answer.
I don't know if it's new teeth.
How about this?
Sometimes I shouldn't do that because dogs will go crazy.
But sometimes We had a guy years ago.
I'm really going to go deep.
I'm going to go deep, dark, and irrelevant here.
We had a guy years ago when...
Remember when choppers came out?
Remember those caps?
We had a guy who was having me work with, and we always had the big choppers, but we also had this black ridge around the top.
Do you remember those?
Did you ever see those?
It's this black ridge that...
I was like, what is this?
Let me...
Say something to you.
Listen to me and listen carefully.
Listen to me.
You are so beautiful to me.
No.
You are the way you are because that is the model of you.
Now hear me out.
Nobody cares about how you look as much as you do.
If you really want to do the best thing Possible for yourself.
Listen to me.
If you want to look younger, add years to your life, and look like a million bucks, lose weight.
That simple.
Not surgery, not a knife, not plumpers, not these weird, you know, juvenile and all that kind of stuff.
No, no, no, no, no.
Just lose weight and you will feel terrific.
But I also want to tell you something too.
This is a spiritual moment now, so gather around.
When you get older, things will change.
Not because you're dying.
Well, I guess we were born to die.
But through the maturation process of life, things happen.
Elasticity, collagen, skin, things hang, things.
It happens.
Men, I think we all can say this, And I think you know what I'm talking about.
Men, you get to a certain age, and for some reason, I don't know why, but some old men love to pull their pants up.
Real high.
I don't know why, but the belt buckle's right about here.
If something happens with the pendulous orbs, I'm sorry, take two mandarin oranges in a nylon stocking.
Think...
Think of Ferdinand the Bull.
Think of some stockyard, some livestock horror show.
It's gravity.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, it's called gravity.
Please.
Please.
Okay?
It just happens.
And anybody who says that it doesn't happen, whatever.
You are not 20 years old anymore, and that's a good thing.
Now, if you want, maybe when you're older, you can take a bunch of pictures of yourself.
When you're nude, you can look at them later and say, see, I used to look like that.
Great.
Wonderful.
Grow up.
I would say grow up here, but it's the opposite.
Grow up.
I don't understand what happens to people when they get older.
They just lose their mind.
Certain things happen.
Let me ask you something.
What is the thing you noticed first?
What was the first thing you noticed?
Like when you were saying, okay...
Remember when you were a kid, say, hey, my voice changed.
Hey.
We used to say in the old days, she's developing.
What am I doing?
Nothing.
But, you know, she's developing.
Okay, and you were developing.
Sometimes people would sprout up or whatever.
You might have noticed something.
Oh, I got zits.
Oh, you're getting older.
How about when you're a kid and you get BO for the first time?
Your apocrine and eccrine glands are moving and, you know, hormonal changes.
Wow!
Wow, look at that!
That's then.
What about when you're older?
What did you first notice?
What did you first notice?
When was it?
What was the first thing you said?
Hey, I never realized this.
Look at this.
I've hit this mark.
Look, my blank fell off.
Or my...
Oh my God, I got a...
I got a hair.
I got a whisker all of a sudden.
Right here.
Or...
I used to have these...
Ants.
a sudden, this is the one that fascinates me.
Mary Elizabeth is referring to certain aspects of her Hirsuteness that are gray.
Okay, what are you going to do?
There must be a reason for gray hair.
Do we ever have gray axillary hair?
Have you noticed that?
Stupid question.
But does anybody have like a...
Gray underarm hair.
Just a thought.
But I want you to be at home with the fact that you've come this far and you're better.
You're better than you ever were.
Intellectually, spiritually, I don't care how old you are.
You get better.
Believe me.
Except for some people.
I always thought there was a certain degree of wisdom when you got older.
Not necessarily.
Look at this.
Eyebrow grays.
There you go.
Ear hair.
John Oliva.
I knew a guy.
I'm not going to mention his name.
But you might know him.
He was a friend of mine.
Who had ear hair that was magnificent.
It just...
It just...
I couldn't...
I don't know what...
What about these bushy eyebrow things?
These Edward Teller eyebrows?
Trump's got those.
Loss of bladder control.
What are you going to do?
Incontinence, where it depends.
Let me tell you something.
I find all of that stuff to be fascinating.
When you get to be older, do you wear Velcro shoes?
The moment you wear Velcro shoes, the moment you say, I'm going to get a pair of These sensible, like, you ever see, like, hey, aunt, whatever, you get that, that, you get that real short hair, that tony perm look, you know, that kind of thing.
You wear a lot of shifts and, you know, mumus, and you just, everybody in, like, oh, my aunts, they all look the same.
They got to a certain age, they go, that's it.
Time for the hair.
And you get those big glasses, you know, those big, you know, I can't do that.
Old men who wear...
How about old men?
The guy's walking around with all kinds of pens in his pocket saying, what is the matter with you?
What happened?
I do not relate to any of these people whatsoever.
Anyway, enough with that.
Please, do yourself something, a favor, come to grips with the fact that it's over.
It's just over.
There's nothing wrong with that.
It's over!
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
I do not understand.
I'm sorry.
Maybe I just understand this thing.
It's like, yes, this is called aging.
Yes, I understand this.
This is what happens.
What do you think is going to happen?
You're getting older.
Get over it.
But let me tell you why older people are better.
You want to know why?
Here's something interesting.
I may have told you this before, but I'm going to tell you again.
If I have, I'm going to tell you again.
Years ago, there was a study.
I don't know where, but I saw this.
And they asked young people and older, whatever older were, to do a particular test.
The first one was kind of a raw, brutal, mental, you know, just response, either memory or something, reaction.
And younger people did better.
Oh, look at this.
Jeff's 60 today.
Excellent, Jeff.
Younger people did better.
How much better?
I don't know, but they did better.
Okay, next.
The second test was, can you tell the difference between this and this?
Can you spot the differences?
Remember when you were a kid?
Remember Highlights?
Did you ever go to the doctor's office and Highlights?
This stupid magazine that only existed in doctor's offices.
Goofus and Gallant in the back.
And they had these two pictures.
Can you find what's in this one but not in that one or vice versa?
Okay.
Older people did much better in being able to judge the differences between things.
The reason why is because that's called judgment.
They look at two situations and immediately recognize the difference between this situation and that situation.
That's what we have.
It's called judgment.
It's not wisdom.
It's judgment.
We're able to see things.
I understand this.
It's nothing to do with...
With experience.
I'm so much wiser.
No, no.
They make the same mistakes all the time.
You make the same mistakes.
You don't even realize it because you're human.
Most mistakes are just human.
And there's some wonderful mistakes that young people make because, believe it or not, they're motivated in a great part by bravery that doesn't pan out.
You don't understand that, do you?
Sometimes when people make stupid mistakes, it's bravery.
It's like, wow, that was pretty bold.
You lost, but that was pretty good.
A lot of people are playing it safe.
Psychopaths are brave.
This is an exception.
Psychopaths don't have an appreciation for consequence.
Psychopaths look at something and they can't anticipate, well, if I do this, then this will happen.
I better not do this because I could lose a limb.
Somebody could get hurt.
That's what they lack.
Because consequence means nothing.
A psychopath will lie to you, not because he's a liar, but because getting caught doesn't mean anything.
Doesn't mean anything.
Think about that.
There's so much right now.
And there's so much.
Do you want somebody?
Do you want a young man?
Do you want a 35-year-old as president?
Yes or no?
Do you want a 35-year-old?
You've got to be 35 years to be president.
Keep in mind that at the turn of the 20th century, I believe the median life expectancy was like 40. It was the most ridiculous thing ever.
Do you want a 35-year-old to be president?
Do you want a 35-year-old?
Yes or no?
35 years old?
That's all you need.
35. To be president of the United States.
35 years old.
Not on your life.
What's too old?
Is Trump too old?
Is Trump too old?
Trump will be what, 78?
78. Is Trump too old?
What does too old mean?
I'm serious.
We've got to talk about this.
Is Trump too old?
Because that's why Ron DeSantis will be good, because he's younger.
There's two parts about being old, which I don't like.
By the way, 312 likes, that's unacceptable.
Please, up that number.
Number one, energy.
Energy is tough.
Energy is tough.
Being able to just handle just the plain old mental, physical energy.
Number two, irascibility.
Sometimes, when you get older, one of the reasons why people get cranky is a precursor to kind of like dementia.
You notice this?
You ever have a parent or somebody who kind of loses it?
And then they get a couple things.
They get either hypersexual or they get angry because it comes into also being scared because it's a whole other thing too.
And fright is a tremendous motivator.
That's one reason old is not good.
Too old.
But if I can get an Oliver Wendell Douglas, that's Green Acres, Oliver Wendell Holmes, I'll take that.
I'll take Holmes.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Look at this.
Wanda says, I won't vote for a woman.
Who will not vote for a woman?
Let me rephrase that.
Would you vote for a woman?
Would you vote for a woman?
Does that make any difference to you whatsoever?
I'm going to answer my question right now.
Absolutely no difference whatsoever.
In many respects, I'm telling you, a woman will be so much better.
And I'm not saying that to be gratuitous.
People have always said, oh, you're just saying that.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
And years ago, before anybody made it popular, I always said that, you know, women are crazy, but men are stupid.
And women have a higher order.
Women have a higher order.
They are nature's preferred gender.
Men are...
We are mutant women.
We have nipples.
We have a bubble urethral rave versus a labia.
We're just like this.
The Y chromosome is genetically inert.
We're just...
Now, a woman, I have no problem with that whatsoever.
I would take Hillary Clinton over Joe Biden right now any minute of that.
Jean Kirkpatrick, wouldn't she have been great?
You don't think that Margaret Thatcher?
Margaret Thatcher, right or wrong, but she was a strong woman.
Every other country can do it.
Indira Gandhi, Benazir Bhutto, in Pakistan, no less.
Gold in my ear, my memory escapes me.
We have problems with this.
We are still not...
It's not that we're sexist.
We're just stupid.
We really are.
Because we're not culturally, ideologically, intellectually, spiritually.
We're stifled.
Tremendously.
Anyway, I've covered a lot today.
And I know this is very difficult for many people to do it, but that's the way life is.
Life throws everything at you.
You're sitting at a...
At a board and you're looking at the instrument panel and you're processing a million things at one time.
Okay?
Okay.
Now in the meantime, let me tell you what you're going to do.
First and foremost, you're going to go and you're going to sign up immediately for Mrs. L's Twitter.
She does the best stuff bar none.
Period.
There was a great study today about what?
The Southern Baptist and...
Sexual abuse?
You're not going to be hearing about that!
And the DOJ is moving in.
Why them?
Yeah.
Why them and why now?
So Linz underscore Warriors, Linz underscore Warriors, do that right now.
And also make sure, after this, you go to Linz Warriors because you've got to see what is happening regarding children.
I have...
I'm going to leave you with one idea very quickly.
Parents, if you have kids in schools and they are being taught the wrong thing, teach your kids to toughen up, butch up, grow a pair, grow some skin, and be able to weather it.
Because life is one stupid idea after another.
And you can't remove children to make them safe.
You've got to sit down and strengthen their core beliefs with love, respect, treat them like a human being, but tell them exactly what they need to know.
It's that simple.
Alright, my friends, I thank you.
You have been great.
You've been wonderful.
Thank you so much for your insight.
By the way, happy birthday to all of our birthday folks.
Remember, we are family.
I've got all my sisters with me, and I mean that sincerely.
The Sledge sisters said it best.
We'll see you tomorrow.
Same bat time, same bat channel.
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