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Woo! Show Your Face
00:07:29
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| I gotta cover my face. | |
| Woo! | |
| I'm so strong. | |
| I'm not a coward. | |
| Woo! | |
| Hey guys, don't try to pick on us. | |
| We don't have very big muscles. | |
| Look at them hugging. | |
| They're very scared and really shy right now. | |
| Right here, they're having a huddle. | |
| This is like, this is like the safe stress club right here. | |
| So that's nice! | |
| : | |
| USA! | |
| USA. | |
| They're holding hands. | |
| Okay, so we've spotted a wild group of Antifa over there in their natural habitat. | |
| We're gonna go see them. | |
| I have my own Antifa member over here. | |
| 100% Antifa, right? | |
| Yes. | |
| Yeah. | |
| We don't know his name. | |
| Anonymous. | |
| Okay, let's go talk to him. | |
| Hi, guys. | |
| What are you out here protesting today? | |
| You look mad. | |
| Your body language says you're mad. | |
| What are you guys protesting today? | |
| Anybody want to get their message out? | |
| All right. | |
| Let's go for a walk. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Comrades! | |
| Woo! | |
| All right, this is a very cool group of comrades we have right here. | |
| We're going to end private property. | |
| We're going to... | |
| Yeah, communism! | |
| We hate private property! | |
| I gotta cover my face. | |
| Woo! | |
| I'm so strong. | |
| I'm not a coward. | |
| Woo! | |
| Hey, guys, don't try to pick on us. | |
| We don't have very big muscles. | |
| They're not very big. | |
| Show your face. | |
| Show your face. | |
| No. | |
| Then they know who we are. | |
| We don't believe in anything that we actually say. | |
| All right, so how are we going to take over capitalism? | |
| How are we gonna end it? | |
| It's nonsense and then having a personality. | |
| Okay, well wanting to Love my friends. | |
| Where's my Antifa friend? | |
| All right, so we're going to... | |
| We're going to kill the rich. | |
| We're going to just take over everything. | |
| No more rich people. | |
| We're going to eat them. | |
| All right, we're going this way. | |
| This is as much exercise these people have gotten in a long time. | |
| But this is awesome. | |
| Don't touch me. | |
| Don't touch me. | |
| We're not giving consent. | |
| We're in public. | |
| We're not giving consent to record. | |
| Do you know about the First Amendment? | |
| We're not giving consent to record. | |
| You don't need it. | |
| Alright, look at them hugging. | |
| They're very scared and really shy right now. | |
| They're hugging each other, bundling up. | |
| It's a little cold out here. | |
| Look at this. | |
| Really stunning and brave. | |
| Oh my god, I'll never recover. | |
| All right, so right now they're actually going to their house, their mom's house. | |
| They're going to their mom's house. | |
| They're going to go in the basement. | |
| They're going to warm up, have some hot cocoa, talk about destroying capitalism. | |
| They're going to eat the rich. | |
| Look at them. | |
| They're on their way. | |
| You can tell they eat a lot. | |
| Very cool. | |
| You guys go and take everybody's money, implement socialism in the country, communism. | |
| It's going to go great for you. | |
| Very strong, very stunning, very brave. | |
| Isn't it? | |
| Aren't they brave? | |
| They're so brave. | |
| They are the most brave people I've ever seen. | |
| Don't you wish you could be as brave as them? | |
| It takes so much courage to hide your face. | |
| You know what's weird? | |
| They just walked, because I confronted them. | |
| They just walked all the way away. | |
| So now I don't know where they're going. | |
| Why are you hiding your face? | |
| It's embarrassing. | |
| Because you're not proud of what you're standing up. | |
| Do you know why they didn't hide their face? | |
| I don't mean a little bit. | |
| I don't mean a little bit. | |
| I'm not sure what I'm talking about. | |
| Do you have anything to say? | |
| There's a lot of people around. | |
| Are you? | |
| Look at this! | |
| Communism's working! | |
| In other words, they want to annihilate Look, I'm hiding my face like them. | |
| There we go. | |
| I'm hiding my face. | |
| He's protecting you. | |
| This is very cool, isn't it? | |
| Yeah, it's very Awesome. | |
| I know they're so brave, aren't they? | |
| It's amazing how many of us are here compared to them. | |
| Let them do what they want. | |
| USA! | |
| They're holding hands! | |
| USA! | |
| They're holding hands. | |
| So brave, so stunning. | |
| They're holding hands. | |
| Look at them. | |
| I mean, they love each other. | |
| It's like we all love each other. | |
| All pops are very brave. | |
| It's pathetic. | |
| It's brave. | |
| It's stunning. | |
| Hey, if it weren't for communists, where would we be? | |
| Alright, so what's y'all's goal exactly? | |
| What are y'all looking at? | |
| What are y'all looking? | |
| What are you guys doing? | |
| You want to tell them? | |
| You want to tell them? | |
| Do you want to tell them what you guys are here for? | |
| It was a great idea, but it failed. | |
| Brave comrades all around us. | |
| They're so brave that they have to hide their faces. | |
| Right here, they're having a huddle. | |
| This is like the same sex club right here. | |
| So that's nice. | |
| Okay, stop. | |
| Everybody, stop. | |
| We're the restaurants. | |
| They want to eat rich people. | |
| You're a free American. | |
| If you want to go get rich, you want to go get rich. | |
| I do want to tell you you're very sexy. | |
| Kaylee, I'm your maker funny. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I love you. | |
| I love you! | |
| Do you do it? | |
| Show your faces! | |
| Do you do it? | |
| Just to let you know, my name is Maxican Jose. | |
| Do you guys want to try to talk to them at all? | |
| You guys don't want to even try to explain how them understand? | |
| Do you guys want to have them try to understand? | |
| Because standing here isn't doing anything. | |
| Do you want to have a civil discussion about your beliefs? | |
| Do you want to talk to him? | |
| Do you want to have a... | |
| Do you want to have a... | |
| My name's Wesley. | |
| I'm from Texas. | |
| Tell me why you're here. | |
| How about that? | |
| I got a job for a fucking spit on you. | |
| Okay. | |
| They just spit on that guy. | |
| That guy just got spit on for trying to ask me. | |
| I know. | |
| Hey, last plus kid you talking to me. | |
| You was bloody and gay. | |
| That was a fucking jerk. | |
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Pushing Tifa's Flag
00:01:04
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| What were you doing? | |
| Thank you so much. | |
| You're welcome. | |
| You wanna be hard with this baby? | |
| Bunch it. | |
| I'm gas. | |
| Yeah, just get their faces. | |
| Okay. | |
| You guys are so brave. | |
| I'm so glad you're here. | |
| Yeah, resist. | |
| You're so brave! | |
| Okay, okay, stop. | |
| You're finishing. | |
| USA! | |
| You will say. | |
| Okay, they're gonna push me. | |
| They're gonna push me. | |
| Stop! | |
| Where are we gonna go pushing everybody? | |
| What is that? | |
| And Tifa's flag! | |
| Trashbag! | |
| That's what? | |
| Oh, Josh! | |
| But I left it right here, but I was like, I was gonna splash! | |