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I gotta cover my face.
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Woo!
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I'm so strong.
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I'm not a coward.
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Woo!
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Hey guys, don't try to pick on us.
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We don't have very big muscles.
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Look at them hugging.
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They're very scared and really shy right now.
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Right here, they're having a huddle.
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This is like, this is like the safe stress club right here.
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So that's nice!
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:
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USA!
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USA.
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They're holding hands.
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Okay, so we've spotted a wild group of Antifa over there in their natural habitat.
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We're gonna go see them.
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I have my own Antifa member over here.
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100% Antifa, right?
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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We don't know his name.
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Anonymous.
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Okay, let's go talk to him.
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Hi, guys.
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What are you out here protesting today?
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You look mad.
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Your body language says you're mad.
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What are you guys protesting today?
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Anybody want to get their message out?
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All right.
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Let's go for a walk.
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Let's go.
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Comrades!
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Woo!
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All right, this is a very cool group of comrades we have right here.
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We're going to end private property.
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We're going to...
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Yeah, communism!
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We hate private property!
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I gotta cover my face.
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Woo!
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I'm so strong.
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I'm not a coward.
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Woo!
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Hey, guys, don't try to pick on us.
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We don't have very big muscles.
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They're not very big.
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Show your face.
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Show your face.
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No.
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Then they know who we are.
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We don't believe in anything that we actually say.
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All right, so how are we going to take over capitalism?
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How are we gonna end it?
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It's nonsense and then having a personality.
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Okay, well wanting to Love my friends.
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Where's my Antifa friend?
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All right, so we're going to...
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We're going to kill the rich.
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We're going to just take over everything.
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No more rich people.
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We're going to eat them.
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All right, we're going this way.
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This is as much exercise these people have gotten in a long time.
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But this is awesome.
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Don't touch me.
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Don't touch me.
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We're not giving consent.
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We're in public.
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We're not giving consent to record.
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Do you know about the First Amendment?
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We're not giving consent to record.
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You don't need it.
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Alright, look at them hugging.
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They're very scared and really shy right now.
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They're hugging each other, bundling up.
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It's a little cold out here.
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Look at this.
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Really stunning and brave.
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Oh my god, I'll never recover.
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All right, so right now they're actually going to their house, their mom's house.
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They're going to their mom's house.
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They're going to go in the basement.
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They're going to warm up, have some hot cocoa, talk about destroying capitalism.
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They're going to eat the rich.
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Look at them.
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They're on their way.
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You can tell they eat a lot.
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Very cool.
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You guys go and take everybody's money, implement socialism in the country, communism.
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It's going to go great for you.
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Very strong, very stunning, very brave.
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Isn't it?
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Aren't they brave?
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They're so brave.
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They are the most brave people I've ever seen.
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Don't you wish you could be as brave as them?
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It takes so much courage to hide your face.
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You know what's weird?
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They just walked, because I confronted them.
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They just walked all the way away.
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So now I don't know where they're going.
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Why are you hiding your face?
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It's embarrassing.
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Because you're not proud of what you're standing up.
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Do you know why they didn't hide their face?
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I don't mean a little bit.
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I don't mean a little bit.
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I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
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Do you have anything to say?
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There's a lot of people around.
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Are you?
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Look at this!
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Communism's working!
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In other words, they want to annihilate Look, I'm hiding my face like them.
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There we go.
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I'm hiding my face.
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He's protecting you.
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This is very cool, isn't it?
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Yeah, it's very Awesome.
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I know they're so brave, aren't they?
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It's amazing how many of us are here compared to them.
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Let them do what they want.
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USA!
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They're holding hands!
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USA!
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They're holding hands.
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So brave, so stunning.
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They're holding hands.
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Look at them.
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I mean, they love each other.
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It's like we all love each other.
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All pops are very brave.
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It's pathetic.
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It's brave.
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It's stunning.
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Hey, if it weren't for communists, where would we be?
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Alright, so what's y'all's goal exactly?
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What are y'all looking at?
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What are y'all looking?
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What are you guys doing?
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You want to tell them?
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You want to tell them?
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Do you want to tell them what you guys are here for?
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It was a great idea, but it failed.
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Brave comrades all around us.
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They're so brave that they have to hide their faces.
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Right here, they're having a huddle.
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This is like the same sex club right here.
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So that's nice.
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Okay, stop.
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Everybody, stop.
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We're the restaurants.
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They want to eat rich people.
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You're a free American.
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If you want to go get rich, you want to go get rich.
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I do want to tell you you're very sexy.
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Kaylee, I'm your maker funny.
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Thank you.
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I love you.
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I love you!
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Do you do it?
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Show your faces!
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Do you do it?
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Just to let you know, my name is Maxican Jose.
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Do you guys want to try to talk to them at all?
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You guys don't want to even try to explain how them understand?
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Do you guys want to have them try to understand?
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Because standing here isn't doing anything.
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Do you want to have a civil discussion about your beliefs?
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Do you want to talk to him?
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Do you want to have a...
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Do you want to have a...
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My name's Wesley.
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I'm from Texas.
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Tell me why you're here.
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How about that?
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I got a job for a fucking spit on you.
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Okay.
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They just spit on that guy.
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That guy just got spit on for trying to ask me.
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I know.
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Hey, last plus kid you talking to me.
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You was bloody and gay.
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That was a fucking jerk.
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What were you doing?
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Thank you so much.
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You're welcome.
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You wanna be hard with this baby?
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Bunch it.
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I'm gas.
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Yeah, just get their faces.
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Okay.
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You guys are so brave.
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I'm so glad you're here.
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Yeah, resist.
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You're so brave!
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Okay, okay, stop.
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You're finishing.
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USA!
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You will say.
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Okay, they're gonna push me.
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They're gonna push me.
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Stop!
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Where are we gonna go pushing everybody?
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What is that?
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And Tifa's flag!
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Trashbag!
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That's what?
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Oh, Josh!
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But I left it right here, but I was like, I was gonna splash!
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