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They're Brave, We're Not
00:08:04
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| I gotta cover my face. | |
| Woo! | |
| I'm so strong. | |
| I'm not a coward. | |
| Woo! | |
| Hey guys, don't try to pick on us. | |
| We don't have very big muscles. | |
| Look at them hugging. | |
| They're very scared and really shy right now. | |
| Right here, they're having a huddle. | |
| This is like, this is like the safe sex club right here. | |
| So that's nice. | |
| USA! | |
| They're holding hands! | |
| Okay, so we've spotted a wild group of Antifa over there in their natural habitat. | |
| We're gonna go see them. | |
| I have my own Antifa member over here. | |
| 100% Antifa, right? | |
| Yes. | |
| Yeah. | |
| We don't know his name. | |
| Anonymous. | |
| Okay, let's go talk to him. | |
| Hi, guys. | |
| What are you out here protesting today? | |
| You look mad. | |
| Your body language says you're mad. | |
| What are you guys protesting today? | |
| Anybody want to get their message out? | |
| All right. | |
| Let's go work. | |
| Woo! | |
| All right, this is a very cool group of comrades we have right here. | |
| We're going to... | |
| Yeah, communism! | |
| Woo! | |
| We hate private property! | |
| I gotta cover my face! | |
| Woo! | |
| I'm so strong! | |
| I'm not a coward! | |
| Woo! | |
| Hey, guys, don't try to pick on us. | |
| We don't have very big muscles. | |
| They're not very big. | |
| Show your face. | |
| No! | |
| Then they know who we are. | |
| We don't believe in anything that we actually say. | |
| Alright, so how are we gonna take over capitalism? | |
| end it. | |
| Okay, well, where's my Antifa friend? | |
| Alright, so we're gonna, right now we're walking to end private property. | |
| We're gonna kill the rich. | |
| We're gonna just take over everything. | |
| No more rich people. | |
| We're gonna eat them. | |
| All right, we're going this way. | |
| This is as much exercise these people have gotten in a long time. | |
| But this is awesome. | |
| Don't touch me. | |
| Don't touch me. | |
| We're not giving consent. | |
| All right. | |
| We're in public. | |
| We're not giving consent to record. | |
| Do you know about the First Amendment? | |
| We're not getting consent to record. | |
| You don't need it. | |
| Alright, look at them hugging. | |
| They're very scared and really shy right now. | |
| They're hugging each other, bundling up. | |
| It's a little cold out here. | |
| Look at this. | |
| Really stunning and brave. | |
| Oh my god, I'll never recover. | |
| All right, so right now they're actually going to their house, their mom's house. | |
| They're going to their mom's house. | |
| They're going to go in the basement. | |
| They're going to warm up, have some hot cocoa, talk about destroying capitalism. | |
| They're going to eat the rich. | |
| Look at them. | |
| They're on their way. | |
| You can tell they eat a lot. | |
| Very cool. | |
| You guys go and take everybody's money. | |
| Implement socialism in the country. | |
| Communism. | |
| It's going to go great for you. | |
| Very strong, very stunning, very brave. | |
| Isn't it? | |
| Aren't they brave? | |
| They're so brave. | |
| They are the most brave people I've ever seen. | |
| Don't you wish you could be as brave as that? | |
| It takes so much courage to hide your face. | |
| You know what's weird? | |
| They just walked, because I confronted them. | |
| They just walked all the way away. | |
| So now I don't know where they're going. | |
| Why are you hiding your face? | |
| It's preparing. | |
| Because you're not proud of what you're saying. | |
| Do you have anything to say? | |
| There's a lot of people around. | |
| Are you Caitlin Bennett? | |
| Are you? | |
| Communism's working! | |
| In other words, they want to entirely... | |
| Look, I'm hiding my face like them! | |
| Isn't it? | |
| Yeah, it's very awesome. | |
| I know they're so brave, aren't they? | |
| It's amazing how many of us are here compared to them. | |
| I know. | |
| Let them do what they want. | |
| They're USA. | |
| USA! | |
| USA! | |
| They're holding hands! | |
| They're holding hands! | |
| So brave, so stunning. | |
| They're holding hands. | |
| Look at them. | |
| I mean, they love each other. | |
| It's like we all love each other. | |
| All pops are very brave. | |
| It's pathetic. | |
| It's brave. | |
| It's stunning. | |
| If it weren't for communists, where would we be? | |
| Alright, so what's y'all's goal exactly? | |
| What do y'all look at? | |
| What are y'all looking? | |
| What are you guys doing? | |
| You want to tell them? | |
| You want to tell them? | |
| Do you want to tell them what you guys are here for? | |
| It was a great idea, but it failed. | |
| Brave comrades all around us. | |
| They're so brave that they have to hide their faces. | |
| Right here, they're having a huddle. | |
| This is like the safe sex club right here. | |
| So that's nice. | |
| Everybody, stop. | |
| What's the restaurant? | |
| They want to eat rich people. | |
| You're a free American. | |
| If you want to go get rich, you want to go get rich. | |
| I do want to tell you you're very sexy. | |
| Kaylee, you're rich. | |
| I'm your migration. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I love you. | |
| I can't, Jose. | |
| Look at me out. | |
| Did you guys want to try to talk to them at all? | |
| You guys don't want to even try to explain and have them understand? | |
| Do you guys want to have them try to understand? | |
| Because standing here isn't doing anything. | |
| Do you want to have a civil discussion about your beliefs? | |
| Do you want to talk to him? | |
| Do you want to have a discussion? | |
| My name is Wesley. | |
| I'm from Texas. | |
| Tell me why you're here. | |
| How about that? | |
| I got a job you know. | |
| Is this fit on you? | |
| Okay. | |
| They just spit on that guy. | |
| That guy just got spit on for trying to ask me. | |
| Thank you so much. | |
| Okay. | |
| You guys are so brave. | |
| I'm so glad you're here. | |
| Yeah, resist. | |
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Huge Sale Helps Everyone
00:01:24
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| U.S.A.! U.S.A.! | |
| They're gonna push me! | |
| Stop! | |
| Where are we here pushing everybody? | |
| What is that? | |
| At Tifa's flag! | |
| Trash bag! | |
| That's mine! | |
| Oh, Joe's down! | |
| But I left it right here, okay. | |
| I was gonna splash! | |
| But I love you! | |
| We're running a huge sale at CaitlinBennett.org. | |
| A lot of things are 50 to 70% off on the site. | |
| Not only does it help me and fund what I do to come over here and be able to film these crazy interactions that are still going on. | |
| You could probably still hear in the background, but it also helps you. | |
| Everything that we sell helps you. | |
| It's not something that you're never gonna use again. | |
| It's something that's going to help your life, help you live a better life, a healthier life, and you need it. | |
| So, if you brush your teeth, get toothpaste from CaitlinBennett.org instead of Walmart, who doesn't support what you guys support. | |
| They just banned Open Carry. | |
| You don't want to buy it from there. | |
| Buy it from CaitlinBennett.org. | |
| Support me and get the best toothpaste ever. | |
| Cheap gas. | |