The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters #1374 dissects recent American violence, including a nail bomb attack in New York and shootings by Mohammed Baylor Jolo and Ayman Mohammed Ghazali, arguing these events expose declining jihadist competence and liberal narrative failures. Hosts condemn the Bank of England's replacement of Winston Churchill with a red squirrel as "hyper-liberalism" eroding national identity while analyzing Nathan Ormond's live-streamed threats against Constantine Kissing as dangerous normalization of white nationalist violence. Ultimately, the episode frames political instability and cultural shifts as symptoms of imported extremism and the rejection of tradition, challenging media hypocrisy regarding terrorism sources. [Automatically generated summary]
Welcome to the podcast, The Load Caesars, for Friday, the 13th of March.
Oh, that's a lucky number.
2026.
I'm joined by Nick and Leo.
And today we're going to be talking about how America is learning about Islam, the continued erasure of the British from their own country.
And Samson, you did have the wrong one up.
And how Constantine Kissin got destinied.
And there have been some ramifications from this, but I haven't been following it.
So I guess we'll find out.
Do we not have a link to the live event, Samson?
Shocking.
I know.
I know.
I'm clearly not whipping him enough.
The 11th of April, folks, we're doing a live event in Swindon.
So Saturday, 7 p.m. till 10 p.m.
And it's going to be amazing.
As you can see, look at that amazing list of presenters there.
And that is to the very bottom.
Well, you know, after thought.
This is done by priority.
It's going to be very good.
You'll find a link on the website.
So come and join us then.
Anyway, so you might be aware that recently America is getting some religious education.
It's learning about Islam.
You probably saw this going around the other day because it was quite viral.
But it's not the only thing that's happened recently.
Now, for anyone who didn't see this, this is a jihadi yelling Allah Akbar or throwing a nail bomb over the shoulder of a leftist who had literally just said New York is inclusive and for everyone.
Yeah, amazing.
Now, literally like a Renaissance painting, hang it in the Louvre.
You couldn't have made it up because someone would have been like, well, that's a bit on the nose, isn't it?
Right?
This is a bit of a caricature, but no, here we are.
Luckily, the nail bombs didn't go off because the jihadis were not very good at what they were doing.
That is our best defense against jihadis, by the way.
I noticed with the synagogue attack, you know, the guy doesn't kill anybody and gets killed himself.
Our only defense in a lot of these situations is the uselessness of these Islamists.
Yes, the only defense we have is the decline of competence across the board.
Osama bin Laden organizing all of those planes to crash into buildings.
Not anymore.
This guy can't even find a bomb that explodes.
Yeah, the best they can do now is like drive a Prius onto Westminster Bridge and like try and knock over a cyclist.
Just, I mean, just like I said, decline is everywhere and it's affecting everything.
Looks like a green goblin there.
It looks like a cartoon jihadist.
He's even got like a bomb with a fuse coming out of it, you know, like Wily Coyote.
But there's something really quite like modernistic about it because look at his gay Zuma haircut with the man bun with the bit sticking down over his forehead and then the bit flowing up behind.
It's like, get a haircut, man.
You think Muhammad's like, yeah, this is what I want my followers to be like in 1,500 years' time.
Anyway, so pathetic, right?
So the two men have been charged, an 18-year-old, 90-year-old called Amir Balat and Ibrahim Kayumi, I think, who they wanted the attack to be really big, but of course they failed.
They were aiming for an even larger bombing than the Boston Marathon bombing in 2013, which killed three people.
They said that they were inspired by the Islamic State.
And then the Muslim mayor came out and said, well, the protest was deeply Islamophobic.
The protest was called Stop Islam from Taking Over America protest.
And the Muslim mayor of New York was basically like, well, too late for that.
And no, you're an Islamophobe.
So wonderful.
Absolutely wonderful.
I can see it's going very well.
And the left-wing guy who was used as a launch pad by the Islamist, he said that pretty much the worst thing about the bomb attack, the nail bomb attack by the Islamists, was that it meant that some people would think that the anti-Islamist rally had a point.
It's like, maybe it does have a point.
You know?
Stop behaving how you guys always behave.
Then people will think that's how you behave.
He did also put out a video saying, Well, if there's one thing I've learned from this, it's not to succumb to xenophobia and bigotry.
I have maintained my inclusive stance.
And if there's two things I've learned, it's stay away from nail bombs and green goblins.
Actually, no, he didn't.
No, no, he didn't learn that, right?
He didn't learn it because he didn't know that it was a nail bomb.
He thought it was fake or something.
And so him and his lefty colleagues were just stood there laughing at the fact that the guys over the right wingers were like, Okay, I'm going to run away.
They were like, Oh, look at you, wussy incels running away from a bomb while they stood there and laughed at it, thinking it was fake.
It's like, listen, man, it's actually not unmanly to run away from a bomb.
Yeah, right.
It's actually even do that in wars and stuff.
Yeah, you're trained soldiers do that.
Imagine implying that it's like, you know, these are the people who complain about toxic masculinity and stuff.
And then they're like, oh, what you're going to, you're going to run away from the wheel bomb.
You're not going to jump at it.
It's, yeah, like, interestingly, you're a cuck if you try and not get killed by a bomb.
Anyway, so that was that was the first thing that really caught my attention.
This is all in the last week, by the way.
Like, this is in the last week that we're going to be talking about these things.
So, two jihadis in New York, and then you had one in Virginia.
So, this is at the old Dominion University in Norfolk, Virginia, where a shooter went to the university and shot one person.
Well, sorry, shot three people.
One person died, two people injured.
And the investigation is being investigated.
It is being investigated as an act of terrorism because of a suspect's prior conviction.
And he shouted, Alawakba, just before the incident.
That's something you're going to have to get used to as well.
You occasionally hear those words.
The FBI identified the alleged government as Mohammed Baylor Jolo, a former Virginian National Guard member.
Why would you have someone like that in your National Guard?
He'd previously been jailed for trying to support the Islamic State.
So he's been in jail and you let him out in 2014.
I believe it was actually an early release from Biden.
And he's like, right, okay, two years.
It's going to be two years until my next terror attack.
And so he was sentenced in 2017 for supporting the Islamic State, for literally being a terrorist.
And then in 2024, he was released.
And then he went on this rampage.
But thankfully, he was killed on the rampage.
Do you know how he was killed on the rampage?
Did students kill him?
They did.
They weren't even armed.
Yeah, they carried out.
I love the description she gives us.
Should we watch it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I hope they get some class credit for that.
I would hope so.
There were students who were in that room that subdued him and rendered him no longer alive.
And that was the best place that were able to terminate the threat.
So the students, like absolute Chad.
That's like a sitcom, rendered him no longer alive.
He was unalive from life.
They killed him.
They beat him to death.
Yeah, I didn't mean to get onto the thread of the decline of the jihadi, but how is it that you're armed with a gun?
You break into a room and get beaten to death by a bunch of teenagers.
How does that happen?
you just can't get the people anymore just just saying like in europe there's a lot of soft targets In America, apparently, even the students are hard as nails.
So, you know, they're going to throw up their game because they've declined with everyone.
It's been too easy for them to take over.
Oh, yeah.
So they've become softer.
Yeah.
As students start doing this, they'll have to get better again.
Yeah.
But again, just lose.
Who saw it coming?
Anyway, that's just another one of the attacks in recent days.
Then you had a synagogue attack where a man called, where was his name?
Do you have his name here somewhere?
It isn't.
Sorry.
Ayman Mohammed Ghazali, a 41-year-old naturalized US citizen from Lebanon, came to America in 2011, rammed into a synagogue with his car, intending to kill a lot of people, obviously.
He went through the doors of the synagogue, but he was shot to death.
So, again, a kind of loser jihadi who's not actually good at what he's doing.
Didn't kill anyone, but obviously, he was trying to.
One of the security guards was injured, because, of course, everything needs security guards these days, because that's multiculturalism and diversity working as intended for you.
So, yeah, he just got shot as he was trying to drive into the synagogue, and that's the end of him.
And that's just this week.
If you go back to the previous week, you may remember this one in Austin.
There was a chap, and I'm just going to get a picture of him up.
I mean, aren't you enriched?
Aren't you so glad that this guy's here?
Is this GDP that I see before me?
But he was wandering around with this shirt on.
What happened is there's a row of bars in one area of Austin.
I think I actually went there last year.
Late night crowds and Sundays, early hours.
And he drove by with a gun and just started shooting into these bars.
In the course of a minute, he sailed down Sixth Street, then exited his car, firing off even more bullets and ultimately killing three people and injuring 13 others before he was shot by the police.
His name is now.
You're going to have to forgive me for not being afraid of it.
It's spelled N D I A G A.
So Nindagi Digang or something.
Look, I can't.
He needs more vowels there.
Yeah.
What is it?
I can't.
Actually, I don't know.
N-D-I-A-G-A.
D-I-A-G-N-E.
And two pillar race, please.
Yeah, exactly.
He's wearing the hoodie, blazoned improperly, of Allah.
And of course, he was fatally shot.
So the question is: why is everyone so Islamophobic?
That is the question.
And of course, if you're a Green Party politician like Hannah Spencer, then you'll insist that these attacks are happening because people on the right are divisive.
Matt Goodwin somehow are responsible for these two.
Yeah, because he caused division by somehow somehow Matt Goodwin caused the division by lots of Islamists being imported to the UK.
It's not the Islamists being imported to the UK that caused any division.
You know, before that, we were a pretty unified society with no Islamists trying to kill us or splitting off or creating their own little states inside the UK.
We've got Dominic Greeve now in this country saying we need this new definition of anti-Muslim hatred or hostility.
It's like there's more and more of these incidents happening.
We need it more than ever.
I'm like, hmm, why is that then?
It's incredible.
And he comes up with it with a group called the Working Group and he said, oh, yeah, and we're not doing any harm.
Our guiding principle was do no harm.
And everyone else on the panel agreed with me.
And they were all Muslims.
I'm like, see, you're asking Muslims about anti-Muslim.
Of course, I'm going to say there's anti-Muslim.
And it's not even law.
He just comes up with it.
It's like, who are these people?
Why?
He's just an MP or former MP.
Pat has just messaged us to say the students were military cadets, which actually explains why they were harnessed.
Yeah, no, absolute Chad's kicking a terrorist to death.
It's just great.
So anyway, yeah, the main concern about this is the Islamophobia, obviously.
Why are people so bothered?
The old Norm McDonnell tweet going around terrifies me if ISIS were to detonate a nuclear device and kill 50 million Americans.
Imagine the backlash.
Yes, indeed.
And so we have, you know, just the liberal media is like, well, what do we make of the jihadis trying to blow up people outside of Gracie Mansion?
What do you think?
What do we make of it?
Do you think Islamism is really bad and needs to be examined like the same way they do if this was a white supremacy?
Absolutely not.
They'll be calling for mass deportations almost certainly.
No, no, apparently they think ISIS is a brand now.
And so, you know, they point out, well, yeah, this wasn't random violence.
This was a planned attack motivated by an extremist ideology, as the New York Police Commissioner has said.
But then they point out, well, the guy did say, quote, die in your rage, you kafar, before conducting the attack.
And therefore, is there anything that we should be thinking about?
They say, well, there wasn't a direct relationship with ISIS as an organization and these young men.
And so I guess nothing can be done.
I guess we just shrug it off.
This ambiguity is just in keeping with ISIS's strategy.
It's like, well, ambiguity.
You said, die, you unbelievers.
That's the least ambiguity I've ever seen.
That's in the dictionary under unambiguous.
They always do this after an attack.
They always come out and say, oh, this is nothing to do with Islam.
Islam is the religion of peace.
They wouldn't do that after a white supremacist attack, if there ever was one.
I mean, there don't seem to be, despite it being the biggest threat to prevent.
There was those kids beating that guy to death we just talked about.
That was a white supremacist attack.
The one in the school.
Only when they when they put down the terrorist attacks when the Islamists are trying to kill them.
Yeah, that's how that'll be presented.
But you never, you know, after a white supremacist act, you know, the politicians never come out and say, this has got nothing to do with white supremacy.
Peaceful white supremacists.
White supremacy is the...
Most white supremacists don't kill anyone.
It's the fascist peace.
Yeah, they're moderate white supremacists.
Exactly.
Most of them.
Most of them are just going about their day.
They always say this.
Most Muslims are just peaceful going about their day.
Yeah, what about the ones that are doing this, though?
That's what we're talking about here.
But most of them are going about their day.
It's like, right.
Yeah.
How come in Afghanistan and places like that, if most of them are peaceful, it's not a secular paradise?
Well, moreover, why are there more terror attacks in the Islamic world than there are everywhere else?
Yeah.
Like, you know, if we're the ones causing division, Miss Plummer.
Anyway, as you can see, they're just like, well, look, I mean, you know, ISIS is an ambiguous, you know, idea, basically, a brand now.
And so armed with incendiary YouTube videos and a few homemade bombs, attackers can easily become martyrs in the global jihadist movement.
ISIS need not direct an attack to take credit for it.
Well, I mean, the implication of that is, well, you really should make sure that the people who believe these things aren't in your country, because otherwise, the only other answer is what?
I mean, total state dominion.
They're going to censor everything.
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I don't know.
But anyway, the point is they don't really have an answer.
They're just like, yeah, well, the challenge of Islamic terrorism in America is just like the homegrown terrorism of white supremacists, the radicalism is often diffused.
Pernacious radicalizing ideas involved are often larger than any one source or figure and can reach anyone with a Wi-Fi connection.
And so it's basically like just big shrug.
What can you do?
Oh, you know, it's like, this is a challenge.
It's like, how do we get our income up this quarter or something like a challenge?
Because the way they talk about it is like, yeah, it's a bit of a challenge, but hey.
It's just part and parcel.
And two of the, I mean, the left subscribe to a religion, this religion that says that diversity is a strength.
So you can't question the idea that diversity might be a weakness as it's been shown to be a weakness, you know, everywhere from Syria to Lebanon to the Balkans.
Like, show me a place that, you know, that got more stable, more prosperous when homogeneity was reduced.
When lots of, when hundreds of thousands of Palestinian refugees went into Jordan or went into Lebanon, show me the incredible benefits it had for society rather than 20 years of civil war and an attempted coup in Jordan.
It's a nonsense, but it's become a mantra in this country.
And underpinning it is, I mean, there's economic reasons because once the people come in, they think, you know, that's going to inflate GDP.
That's going to, even if they're just getting benefits and spending it, that's still GDP numbers.
Look at that GDP right there.
Imagine how much he's contributing to the treasury.
He's buying shirts with property of Allah on them.
Like, this is, you know, a real economic powerhouse right here.
But also, it's votes.
It's votes for left-wing candidates.
And they're only thinking in a short term.
They're only thinking on a four-year cycle.
So, you know, Tony Blair's thinking, yeah, we'll get them all into the country.
They'll all vote Labor.
It's like, yeah, they did vote Labor for about 10 years.
You know, under Corbyn 2019, 85% of British Muslims voted Labour.
But once they've got the numbers for their own candidates who can then, you know, be elected to the houses of parliament specifically on their issues, whether that's Gaza or being able to pump your own cousin, then they'll vote for those candidates.
Wasn't it?
Was a guy called Iqbal Mohammed who's like, don't you dare outlaw cousin Mary?
Yeah.
It's like, yeah, why are you so bothered?
Yeah, I can infer.
So anyway, there's just nothing we can do about it.
You see, now that we've brought in millions of Muslims, that's just part and parcel of living in the United States.
These Islamic terror attacks.
And this is beyond the overt colonization in places like Minnesota, right?
With the quality learning centers, yeah, and things like that, right?
This is just the thing that is actually very particularly dangerous, not the underlying problem.
But anyway, there have been some Republicans who are starting to figure out: hang on a second, is this bad for us?
It's like, yes, yes, yes.
Yeah.
And can I just say about that?
Even if you watch fairly to the right people in America, there has been a sort of naivety about it.
There's been a focus on Israel and a focus on, you know, obviously you've got the ultra-Zionist side of the right.
Then you've got the very skeptical side, let's say, and all the Frentis people saying they hate Israel basically and they hate the lobbying and the funding.
And they sometimes go to the point of where they side with Islam over that a little bit.
You're watching it as an English person going, guys, you have no idea.
And they just, you know, and it's not to say that foreign funding isn't a problem and foreign influence, but it's like, guys, it doesn't mean that you side with this because look, and they're just behind.
And in Minnesota, they're getting.
I hate Israel now.
I guess these Muslims must be great.
Yeah, they have to be though.
And also, when we talk about foreign funding, I mean, it's correct that, you know, Israel does lobby in US politics, but Qatar actually provides more funding, like even more funding than Israel.
And it's just one Muslim country.
You know, other countries also do their own funding.
So Qatar is doing its, you know, pushing its Islamist agenda in America.
Also in the UK, funds, you know, places like UCL, University College London.
So, you know, British universities are now so Islamist.
I mean, UCL Islamic Society was venerating the Ayatollah and also put out an Instagram story like telling British Muslims to be to be ready for resistance and aware.
Well, there's also that movement in the UAE of don't send your kids to the UK because they're too radicalized.
Yeah, we've ruined the universities.
God, so depressing, isn't it?
Is that carpet he's sitting on?
Is that about to take off?
I don't believe so.
This is a kufar carpet, not one of the quality ones you get in the Orient.
But yeah, no, the Americans are starting to realize, hang on a second, when we said we want a secular constitution that guarantees freedom of religion, we did just mean Protestants and Catholics, really, didn't we?
Because that's really what this was designed for, right?
You weren't actually thinking people would rock up with nail bombs and just chuck them at protests.
I want to go back to the Catholics being the main problem.
I know it was like a bad time, but when that's the worst problem, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Well, yeah, I remember before Brexit, you know, when people were worried about Polish people and Romanians coming across it.
Now if I see a Polish guy in the street, I like claim to us.
You're not even going to know him like so.
The Americans are pretty hamstrung by their own ideology in regard to this, though.
Because, of course, if you've got a demonstrably and overtly secular state that protects freedom of religion, well, there's actually nothing stopping the proliferation of Islam for America.
And so you get Chip here going, well, we need to ban Sharia to protect America.
It's like, that's not going to work.
A, it doesn't matter if you get Sharia law or not.
Your law guarantees their right to be able to put up mosques.
Your law guarantees their right to be able to pray or worship or do whatever it is they want in any way that they want.
So if you say ban Sharia, you can literally write it into the law.
We're going to ban Sharia, then bring in a million Muslims to live in Minnesota or whatever.
And then you'll find Sharia just being the thing that they do habitually anyway, because that's just the way that they live.
This sort of ideological layer cannot fix the problem.
It just cannot solve any of these issues.
I wonder if America's prosperity and just the sort of American dream can fix it.
Because I was reading a thing about Iranian sleeper cells because there were Iranian sleeper cells in the USA, but apparently they just got used to being like living the American life and they really started enjoying it and they sort of bought into it and then they really loved being American and they forgot about all the sleeper cell stuff.
They just wanted to have their speedboat and their, you know, their hot wife or the fake tits and that was it.
Let's hope the opulence can win them over.
But again, that probably works when you have a very small community of people.
But that's not what's happening now with the scope of the immigration that's in these areas.
They're living authentic Islamic lives.
And so you do get others.
Brandon Gill here is, what was he, a senator or something?
Congressman, sorry.
The husband first.
He's a congressman.
And he's come out and said, yep, no more Muslims immigrating to America.
It's like, that's a good idea.
But what do you do with the millions that are already there?
They're already conducting all these attacks.
The ones that are currently Islamizing your towns and cities.
There's a huge problem with this in Austin, apparently, in Texas, where it's like, okay, what are you going to do?
What's your answer?
And the answer is, worry about rampant, unchecked Islamophobia, says one historian.
Studied Islamophobia for more than 15 years.
I've never seen it as explicit, unchecked, and out in the open as it is today.
Well, thank God you've got your First Amendment, right?
Imagine studying something imaginary for 15 years.
That's a lot of work.
I studied this natural reaction for 15 years.
So anyway, the point being, the Americans are in actually a worse position than most people when it comes to this because they don't have any kind of state religion, any kind of ideology that would suggest that it is inappropriate to bring in new religions or anything like this.
And the mantra is freedom to live as you choose.
When you bring in millions of people who choose to live in a particular way, actually, you don't really have a very good argument to stop them from doing it.
Yeah, it doesn't work.
Here and in the United States, instead of having this religious tolerance, just have a list of the religions we tolerate.
Let's just start from scratch, right?
We can go Christianity, all kinds.
We can have, well, I don't want to decide the list now.
It'll be too controversial.
There's about six.
You've got this on the top of your mind.
There's about six we can decide, you know, and then we can just go, we'll stop there.
And people are like, what about Scientology?
Yeah, which is not on the list.
Just make a really short list.
There's only about four.
Yeah.
The Hindus aren't doing that much.
I'll allow the Hindus.
Just like a little list.
I've seen the giant monkey statue in Texas.
Hindus are gone.
Ganesh is out.
But literally, it's like a 50-foot-tall statue of a monkey.
It's like, what are we doing?
Yeah, good point.
Yeah, you convinced me.
That's pretty cool.
Just Christianity.
Did you go up inside it, like the statue of a monster?
I actually don't know, but it's pretty cool in India.
Do you need that in Texas?
That's a good point.
It should say, our Constitution should say religious tolerance, Christianity, brackets, both kinds.
Should be, that's the whole thing.
Allowed both.
And the Amish.
And the commercial Catholicism.
Amish, yeah.
And the Amish.
This is where it gets complicated.
You're complicating it.
Well, in 200 years' time, America is going to be an Amish country because they have maintained a fertility rate of about 7.2 over hundreds of years.
If there's a cyber attack, they survive.
Yeah, a fuel shortage.
They're smart people.
Yeah, Amish.
I mean, you get into, should you have Mormons?
I quite like the Mormons.
I like the, they wear their smart suits and they seem nice, but weird underwear, though.
I mean, I like it.
It's a weird religion.
And so I shouldn't say that because all the land owners have me.
But they're nice people.
Great, great people.
Nothing going to nail bomb you or anything.
It should be like the Blues Brothers.
We have both kinds, country and Western.
Catholic, we do Protestant.
Done.
There's also got to be a way under existing hate speech laws that, you know, any organization or institution that's spreading or fomenting any kind of hatred or dismissiveness towards other creeds or races has to be shut down.
If it's distributing literature that says other people are worth less than that institution, than that people, then that gets shut down.
And that would mean that, you know, any religious institution that's doing that, oh, I wonder what religious institution could be doing.
The thing is, though, with these kind of universal, these are the universal rules that are getting us like whacked for being Islamophobic.
Right?
And it's like, yeah, no, we need to, I think we need to do what Nick said.
Just stipulates the one we don't like and say you can't do that here.
I think we can use the left's judo.
We can do a judo move and use the left.
So not that, that, and probably that as well.
And I would ban atheists as well.
No offense.
You'd be banned.
You just have to be a Christian.
It'd be pretty.
Yeah, I'd just convert you to church anyway, so job done.
And also, atheism.
Like, me and Darius used to joke about this.
You know, like 10 years ago, 15 years ago, when atheism was like the cool thing and everybody was an atheist.
So like me and Darius would go on Facebook and like argue, like go on the atheism boards and be like, so I'm an atheist, but I'm a Christian atheist.
So the God I don't believe in is a Christian God.
And they'd be like, no, no, no, that's not how it works.
But it actually is Kino.
Yeah, atheists.
It's a denomination of Protestantism.
That's all it is.
Yeah, yeah.
100%.
Sorry, Carl.
You're a Christian.
You know what?
You know what?
I would allow, I'm thinking about it because it's our tradition, is paganism because it is an old English.
It's an okay, I'll sign up to that.
I like it.
You've got people like Tom Rousseau.
No one knows more about English history than him.
I'm like, okay, you've got to allow pagans.
What is paganism?
Between you believe in like Odin and things like that, and you know, the different gods, pre-Christian gods.
You haven't studied this.
Well, I'm right.
You are.
I just didn't have a perfect definition ready.
You just haven't watched enough of Tom's videos.
I haven't watched enough of them, but Odin's one of them.
He's one of the Norsemen.
Okay, so we've got paganism, Christianity, Catholicism.
I like the way you separate that from Christianity.
Controversial.
Yeah.
I'm just possible Mormons and Amish.
Amish, yeah.
Whatever that is.
Are they Christian or is that?
I think it is some sort of Christianity.
They're from Dutch.
Yeah.
Dutch, aren't they?
Anyway.
Sorted that.
More like a lads are.
Are they Dutch?
I don't know.
They're German, I think.
German.
How convenient that Islamic terrorism makes an epic comeback in just in time for America's greatest allergy to need their assistance to bomb another desert nation.
Well, to be fair, Trump had agreed to that before the Islamic terrorism.
So I've seen the conspiracy theory going around from American right-wingers that actually all of these Islamic attacks are somehow CIA controlled and therefore basically done by Israel.
And it's like, no, no, these guys do this on their own.
You don't need Israel to make this happen.
And respectfully, gents, in Britain, the Muslims stab college students.
In America, the college students stab Muslims.
Well, yeah, luckily for you this time, but it won't be this easy every time.
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Yeah.
Do I have a get the mouse in my little section here?
We've only got one mouse today.
There's one here as well.
You're ready for work.
Yeah, it should be.
You are ready to have your minds blown.
Okay.
So today I'm talking about banknotes, ostensibly dry subject, but hopefully it'll be interesting.
Basically, they're replacing British banknotes with wildlife.
Well, not the actual notes will not be replaced.
Well, they'll still have notes.
But instead of having people like Churchill on them, you'll have basically an owl or otter or beaver.
I don't know exactly which animal's gone.
That'd be interesting for a strip club if you're shoving a beaver into the beaver.
I can't comment because this goes out on YouTube.
But yeah, so this was decided by the Bank of England.
And first thing you'll note straight away, they did a public consultation.
There's your first mistake.
No, that's the public.
Don't ask the public.
Oh, the public.
They asked like thousands of people.
They did some sort of big consultation.
There is no thing called the public.
If I go down to Tower Hamlets and do a public consultation, you know, or if I, you know, go to wherever, like, the public might have said, yeah, put Enoch Powell on there, please.
We'll get on to that.
But yeah, it's really, we'll get to that.
So they did a public consultation and we discovered the public is racist.
Yeah, they consulted the public, which is a terrible idea.
They did have some criteria to start with.
It had to be one of these.
And the public, of course, went with nature because they're the public.
But look at some of the criteria they had.
These are all fairly generic, except this one.
Is not divisive.
The theme should not involve imagery that would reasonably be offensive to or exclude any groups.
Any groups.
Any groups.
So it can't be offensive to anyone.
Just a blob.
Ideally, just a shapeless blob and make all the notes the same value.
That's where it's leading to.
And also, this is, I mean, if you've got people like Churchill, who's traditionally been in the money and apparently only since 2015 or something.
Right.
He was put on the five-pound note.
Right.
The whole thing's quite recent.
1970, the Queen gets on the notes.
And then I think she, and then they start putting, they start, anyway, it might have been a bit early.
They started putting historical figures on in 1970.
So it's not as old as you think, but still.
Still a good idea.
It feels like a child.
What were you going to say?
Well, yeah, and Winston Churchill, I mean, he's going to be divisive to some people, but I don't think those people could trace their ancestry in the UK back to the doomsday book.
So, I mean, it's not really like if someone's going to represent Britain and its historical sense and the continuity of Britain, I'm not sure that people who've arrived in the last few generations should be able to turn around and say, oh, well, this, we can't have, that can't be on your money because I've decided I'm offended by it.
Yeah, and that's why I shouldn't have consulted anyone.
Obviously, some people don't like Churchill on all sides because they say he gave away the Empire, etc.
But yeah, I think you can have someone like Churchill on the note.
I think if you can't, you're in trouble.
But you can have people on the note.
Where we start Wellington on.
Yeah, exactly.
Duke of Wellington, Nelson, Richard the Lionheart.
You could have some really undivisive characters.
True, true.
But is there anyone left that's undivised?
Well, not according to this.
I mean, any imagery.
And so the BBC point out.
So there's communities of gay transgender furries that have to be included in consideration as to what we can put on the notes.
That's right.
They probably like the wildlife, which is probably how we ended up with the wildlife, right?
Exactly.
So you got the idea.
So, and the BBC points out, really, this is just because they're trying to avoid controversy at all costs.
Safe choice, because it says the bank found itself mired in controversy owing to the absence of any women apart from Queen Elizabeth II on notes in 2013.
There's never been a historical figure who's black off from an ethnic minority background on the backside.
So basically- So what was the protest?
Did they stop using money?
Like, who cares?
Right.
It's like, oh, hang on, there's nothing that's not offensive.
So we cut, you know, someone like that, where's the women?
Where's the black people?
Whatever you do, it'll be offensive.
It's like animals.
You know what I mean?
So that's how they've arrived at this.
It's just a complete breakdown of everything.
And of course, this is bread and butter for Farage, isn't it?
So he's outraged by it.
Let's have a look.
Our great British banknotes produced by the Bank of England, and they have on them giant figures like Winston Churchill.
And yet, they're proposing we replace people like him with a picture of a beaver.
No, I'm not making it up.
This is actually what they're proposing.
This is our PC mad and looney.
Everyone's gone, including the Bank of England.
I think it's absolutely crackers.
But one of those, please, what do you think?
So, it's a great night.
It's a kind of, yeah, it gives it a sort of slop, anti-woke topic to some degree where you can sort of dine out on like, this is ridiculous.
You know, there is a serious element to it, which I think is the decline of any specific culture, which we'll get into.
But there is a kind of slop element.
Even Ed Davy has got on board.
I mean, it's even Ed Davy.
Let's have a look.
Now they're going to take Winston Churchill off our fivers.
Can you believe it?
I can't think of a worse time to do this with a walk away from the pub with him.
We're defiance of another.
Can you believe it?
Commemorating the sacrifices of the greatest generation, not taking Churchill off our banknotes.
World in Union.
Not just that.
I need to get a lot of money.
I want to get rid of Jane Austen, JW Turner, and Alan Turing too.
Great Britons, all to be replaced with animals.
Now, I love nature as much as anyone else, but for goodness sake, let's celebrate our wonderful British wildlife.
Sure.
But Winston Churchill helped save our country and the whole of Europe from fascism.
He deserves better than being replaced by a badger.
He's going badger.
Friars went with beaver.
Pick your funniest animal.
So, Patriot Ed Davey, there.
Again, it just comes across very Alan Partridge.
Oh, yeah.
He deserves better than being replaced by a badger.
It's so funny, isn't it?
What I love about this, though, is that Ed Davy's now on the great replacement train.
Oh, yeah.
He's a great replacement going on.
Saying replacement.
Yeah, he said exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
It's happening on this.
But the lib dems are kind of racist.
They're super bass.
Like, no thugs playing music on the train.
Come on, Ed.
What does that mean?
Yeah.
Keep searching on the banknotes and never build a house in the countryside.
Come on.
These are the patriots.
They are threatening to restore Britain.
Even needs to up its game.
It is the polite ego of Little Britain that actually is speaking through.
And he's, again, just the kind of embarrassing person you would be lectured to in a pub.
Yeah.
Oh, Ed, I just don't, I've got to do anything else, mate.
Here's the other reason we know it's a bad thing.
It's because Alistair Campbell says it's not a problem.
Alistair Campbell has reply to Ed, Sorry, Ed Davey, I stood up for you when Maurice Stewart has attacked your silly stunts, as he calls him, because I know how hard it can be for smaller parties to get attention.
And for those who don't know, Ed Davey's always going down water slides to get attention and riding on fake horses.
But this is BS on a Nigel Farage scale.
Nobody alive imagines that Churchill's legend will wane because we see his face less on the banknote.
And the public demand, including, I imagine, many, many lib Dems, is our Franat and Wildlife to be celebrated alongside our great humans.
No, that's totally true, isn't it?
I mean, how many times have you gone to use some money and the person you've had to say, oh, another one that doesn't have a badger on it?
Yeah.
Oh, it's just disappointing.
If only we would put the wildlife on the banknotes, then this country would be complete.
We get the country back.
Leave the cultural wars to the BS who have nothing else to offer.
These are really serious times.
Be serious.
So that's Campbell.
This is really serious.
What's really serious?
We need to put animals on the banknotes.
If we're not putting animals in the banknotes, we're not being serious, says Alistair Campbell.
It's funny how he's instinctively on the side of this nonsense, as is this Labour MP who just totally gaslights a guy called Luke Charters.
And he says, he claims that he knows how these decisions are made.
It's essential.
It's completely routine.
It's technical.
It's essential.
It's like, yes, we understand that you have to make new banknotes to stay ahead of counter.
Nobody's criticizing the frequency of the replacement rate.
Exactly right.
I know he latches onto the wrong issue.
It's heard it still heard of counterfeiters.
Yeah, but they don't have to be animals, do they?
More on.
Clouston's having none of it.
Leader of the STP, smart cookie.
The Bank of England will feature wildlife on its new banknotes because it's scared of being divisive.
It states the theme should not involve imagery that would be reasonably offensive to or exclude any groups, as discussed.
When we had a common culture, we honored heroes like Wellington.
But I mean, Williams, like kind of making their point for them, right?
Like, is there a single group on earth that hasn't been beaten by the British at some point?
Right.
So any national hero that you put on our banknotes, there's going to be someone out there who probably doesn't use our money who's complaining about the fact that we crushed them.
Yeah.
So, you know, I guess we just have to accept we're divisive.
And also, like, a lot of times, yeah, we crushed you, but also we brought you things like railways.
We brought you bureaucracy so you could you could run your country properly.
We brought you currency.
Currency.
It's literally imprinted money.
Yeah, all the technologies, we let you leapfrog all these technological and social advancements so you could become a prosperous country.
And yeah, we, you know, we took a little cut of that, but, you know, isn't that what we should do?
How could anyone do less?
Yeah.
Butrea, this is a much bigger deal than people, many people think.
Cultural Contradictions in Design00:10:09
It's a destruction of a nation's history and culture by its elite who hate it.
Which is true.
And this is a point that I made the other day.
Luca did a video on it, where if you think about like graveyards, right?
Graveyards are now basically a thing of the past because somewhere like 75, 80% of people get cremated.
And that's really weird.
Because if you're digging through the archaeological record and then suddenly the graveyards are just empty, right?
You know, you dig up old graves and you go, oh, these are the people who lived here for 500 years.
And then they just vanish.
Like, what the hell happened to these guys?
And then you're going through, okay, we'll find hordes of old coins and old money.
Oh, then none of these people on the coins either.
So did these guys literally just get replaced or something?
And the answer is, yeah, that's what's happening.
And this is just evidence of it.
Yeah.
And a good person to talk about that is our friend Renault Camus.
Well, yeah.
Because he was applying to Drea here and he said, I'll take my word for it.
He was applying to Dre and he says, the immortal enemy of the Davocratic global replacism is time.
It hates duration.
That is to say, civilization, which aspires to nothing else.
It wants no more past and future than it wants men and women, whites and blacks, high and low culture.
Its ideal is a perpetual dazed present.
So you get the idea.
It's a kind of year zero.
Oh, yeah.
That's kind of what you're just saying.
It is.
This is the dream of hyper-liberalism.
Everything exists only in the now.
Yeah.
So I've actually got another quote on it from Camus because I happened to be reading him at the time.
He had an essay, the communism of the 21st century, where he compares anti-racism to communism.
So you think about that Bank of England idea that it should offend no and exclude no one.
Camus says this, anti-racist man stands naked before his fate.
He comes from nowhere.
No past protects him.
He begins with himself, with himself now on a planet ideally without borders, without distinctions of any kind, and without nuances.
He is a traveler without baggage, a poor devil, in a sort of senility of perpetual beginnings, of established infantilism, of star academic purility.
That's a talent show in France.
He invents himself as best he can from one moment to the next.
As soon as it is not a matter of pure convention, the much vaunted documents, belonging is only perceived and presented as a burden, a defect, a dead weight, a cumbersome load to be gotten rid of as quickly as possible, a cursed inheritance.
That's so true, because what this means is the liberal man is supposed to be a self-authoring man.
But of course, your only perception of the world is from what is around you, right?
And so normally you walk through like an old English village and you're right, okay, there's something historic that I'm a part of here, right?
Clearly, I can see the age.
And then this is the thing about in England.
Everything in England is old and we like it because it's old because we assume that it has something intrinsic about it that deserves to survive the passage of time.
And so you realize, all right, it's not just me.
The world isn't just for me.
And I can build myself out of these solid foundations that have been hammered into history.
And so I inherit this thing going forward.
But the liberal self-authoring man has none of that.
And it's exactly as Camus is saying.
It's like, okay, well, he just is popped into existence and it's all right.
Good luck.
Well, what, what around you do you use to build?
And so you've got Funko pop man, right?
You've got the eternal child who is forever just doing trivial things until he eventually expires.
And Rousseau had a great line about this in the Discourse on Inequality.
It's like he lays down and dies without anyone even noticing.
And this is not exactly the quote, but it's something along those lines.
And that's exactly what the kind of man they're creating is.
Yeah, and it makes it very easy to say this book's just arrived.
He's the same as you.
Whereas, as you say, we like old things.
And the more older, the older I get, the more important it seems that, like, I found out, you know, my name comes from the border region where I'm from.
I first heard in 1264.
My mum's name comes from Lancashire.
Her people have been there.
It goes back to the 12th century, things like that.
These things start to mean what you start to realize.
Oh, this is what they took from you sort of thing.
They want to take our history from us, which is exactly what Camus is talking about.
I thought, well, this is gone.
Well, I was just going to say, I think this is becoming more prevalent and accepted because people aren't having children.
So if people don't have children, what I've noticed from having children myself is all of a sudden you go from being a sort of more, this sort of individual to being part of a lineage.
You really suddenly feel that presence, not just with your own family, but with your nation, with your country.
Suddenly the safety of your town is important to you.
Just when you're an adult walking around doing whatever you like, you don't really think about it that much because you think, well, I can handle whatever comes my way.
But now you've got a very tiny human or a series of them around you.
You're like, oh, I have to look out for these.
Yeah, yeah.
I really am bothered if these were to get hurt.
So now a lot of other things all come together.
You're exactly right.
Exactly right.
Yeah.
So I wanted to elevate this from slot by doing that Camus quote.
But we've also got an interesting point from old Mog here who says that actually you're at risk of damaging the value of a currency if you start to mess around too much because the whole fiat currency is really a sort of confidence for it.
Let's have a look.
Again, at least it survived.
Paper currency is a trick.
It's an illusion.
It's a conjuring trick.
Pongo clearly thinks it's a terrible conjuring trick.
Is this an actual image from the new banknote?
Try and persuade people that there is real value when in fact, since we went off the gold standard, there hasn't been any at all.
And that's why you need powerful symbols, which we've had before, not cuddly animals.
Much there, you can see I'm fond of Pongo.
Cuddly animals are not the right symbol of power.
Pongo now is chewing my shoes, which is your name yesterday.
He basically admits in the whole thing, like he sort of compares the pound to 1914 and says it's down to 1% of its value.
The dollar's at 5% of what it was at that time.
So the whole of fiat currency needs to be backed by some notion that it has weight or people realize it actually doesn't.
And some people say that's why I get into crypto.
Mog just says that's why we should at least not put animals on it and start messing around.
I'd just counter that by saying, you know, people always say that about fiat currency.
It's not backed by gold anymore.
So it's essentially worthless.
But the gold only had value in terms of what people were willing to exchange it for.
So, you know, it's essentially another, you know, although it does have, you know, industrial applications, electronics.
That's not why people value gold.
People in the Bronze Age weren't valuing it for its industry.
You're exactly right.
But the thing that bothers me about this is it's this sort of deracialization of the nation, right?
Like this is the sheer geographization of Britain.
It's like, well, what is actually Britain?
Well, it's the animals and the wildlife.
And it's like, okay, well, so the people here have not had any impact on the country.
And that's what I think Camus in particular is hammering.
But I think Mog probably thinks this too.
Like, well, sorry, like the powerful symbol matters because it's connected to a people who have a history, who had an impact on the world.
You can put a bluebird on the, on the, or a blackbird or whatever on the banknote.
But what you're saying, you're essentially saying there is, well, this is an unoccupied space, right?
This is like if you were just to go somewhere in Africa and you put an elephant on banknote or something.
It's like, well, there we go.
That's the people here don't have a claim.
Right.
The people have been basically erased from history.
Yeah.
And Gareth Roberts, who's always good, has a good take, even though Spiked, not always my friend.
But why they're swapping Churchill for a hedgehog on our banknotes.
Now, he did point out, yeah, this has only been the case since 1970.
And he pointed out this ridiculous thing about not excluding any groups, which we've talked about.
He's like, really?
Not any groups?
And there's a good bit somewhere he said, that's, I'll just, oh, here we go.
He said, as we all know, but must never say, groups like communities is lanyardese for Muslims and transmistites because the powers that be are terrified of both.
What about people who hate squirrels?
Aren't they a group with rights?
So, yeah, it's this euphemism of groups.
And there's another good bit where he quotes one of the alleged experts, this guy, Nadine Pereira.
He says, no, me neither.
So this was one of the wildlife experts.
And he said, the wildlife of the UK is not separate from our culture.
It sits in our football crests, our folklore, our culture.
Our in our childhoods.
Giving it space on something as symbolic as our currency feels both overdue and significant.
He says, how can people spout this pipe?
Was anybody out there really?
It's what you said, really throwing their brow and tapping their watch, fuming, when or when will there be an otter on a fiber?
Exactly.
No one was.
I reject this hour nonsense for a second.
But the point is, that's true.
The wildlife isn't separate from the culture.
So why are you erasing the culture?
If the wildlife isn't separate from the culture, having the culture on the banknote must therefore represent the wildlife, or else you're saying they are separate things.
So in his own statement there, there is a contradiction.
Right.
He might not be a logician.
So Gareth says here, the progressive counteraction has been more of the why do you care variety, but this won't wash.
Either it matters who or what appears on our banknotes, or it doesn't matter.
If it didn't matter, nobody would have been bothered enough to make the switch in the first place.
And somebody clearly was.
They always do that.
Where do you even care?
Because I live here and this is my country and my culture and I have a claim to it.
That's why I care.
Exactly.
And he concludes, what does the incident reveal?
Obviously, coming as it has done in these fraught times, it carries extra unspoken significance of an erased and rewritten national history.
Everybody knows why they've really done it.
And we know that they know that we know that they know.
But as always, with these progressive rebrands noticing it and objecting it, it's part of the process to mark out people who get knocked as low status and nasty.
Though this may have misfired, even Lib Dem leader Ed Davies fuming about the Churchill Squirrel Exchange suggests the Bank of England may have misread its suppliants.
So yeah, so they might, it's funny that even Ed Davey's going, whoa, this is bad.
But you see exactly why they've done it.
They've done it to erase history.
They've done it because they can't agree on anything that isn't offensive.
Crisis of confidence in our own culture.
And that is why, as you alluded to before, Carl, this is my choice.
We must be mad.
Literally mad to not make this the real thing.
And we win.
Yep.
People look at me.
5.4,000.
That's not, it's not Carl numbers, but it's, you know, people want the Enoch banknote.
Or we could go this route.
£7, Ian Abbott.
I'll have to explain that joke to our American audience.
That's the highest you can count.
Yeah, I saw an £11 one as well.
Fox Hunting and Badger Safety00:02:33
She's not the best at carrying.
Here's another route we could go.
Old Shemaima.
I'd give it about 10 years.
But we don't want to exclude anyone.
Holy Mog will be making the case for it.
And here's why we should allow it.
You know what I mean?
Hitchens at Mogman.
I know Hitchens did.
Yeah, I can't remember what he said.
It's something along those lines.
The thing is, if Shimima Begum came back to the UK notes, she wouldn't even be particularly extreme.
No, she's a moderate.
She's the moderate we've been hearing about.
Another angle.
One for Nima there.
Mr. Blair.
Terrible AI depiction.
Anthony Blair.
Yeah, that's not the best one.
Now we're talking Tolkien and Carlisle.
How about that?
That would be great.
I thought it was hitching in the bottom.
No, that would be good, though.
I could live with that.
Here's the best one yet.
Anglo-Saxon sunshine.
Got no business here, Abdul.
But of course, I knew Carl would get bothered if we didn't stick to the brand and say this one.
This one is inevitable.
This one is actually going to happen, though, very shortly, which is Mr. Lowe.
There you go.
Some serious stuff, but some fun as well.
I sound like a Davey.
We've had some fun as well.
Let me borrow the second.
I think the mouse, wherever it is.
Depends on the monkey in Hunt.
Oh, that's about the monkey statue.
If they want animals on money, is having a dog on notes now divisive with how people choose dogs over some hyper-protected group?
Well, that's the point, isn't it?
Like, dogs, and some people are allergic to cats, kind of have cats on them.
And lots of cultures don't like dogs and treat them differently, I've heard.
Yeah, some people eat them.
Yeah.
And some people, which you can't, they're not made out of meat.
They're made out of pet.
Maybe that'd be a good compromise because some people are like, we'll just love the dog on the notes.
And some will be like, oh, I'm hungry.
That would be a good way.
Okay, we're going to change from that.
We're going to put a fox on the note.
And the farmer's going to be like, but they eat all my chickens.
Right, they're the enemy.
Yeah, they're the enemy.
I don't want them on the note.
That's why we do fox hunting is to stop them from eating our goddamn chickens.
You know, like people always act like fox hunting is just some arbitrary thing.
It's like, no, they are a pest.
Yeah, you know, you're just not a farmer.
Enoch Powell loved hunting.
I'd like to see Enoch Powell fox hunting on a banknote, like the maximum offensive note.
But yeah, like you're a badger and it digs up your garden.
I don't want badgers digging up my garden.
God damn.
Anyway.
Also, badgers are kind of dangerous.
They spread bovine TB.
And also, if one of them bites your wrist, it can break your wrist.
They are pretty big.
They are mixed race, though, so they could get on the banknote.
If you think about it, they're black and white, aren't they?
Sorry, that was an air Davy level tier.
Constantine Kissing Controversy00:15:32
That was terrible.
Like I'm in a pub trapping Nick Dixon.
Does banning allow meat in Western countries cause an exodus of undesirables and the soyboy males that stay and become vegetarian?
Well, it will definitely indicate to people that Britain is not an Islamic state.
And oh, Octador says the Inca didn't, the British didn't beat the Inca.
It's like, well, yeah, they got defeated by the Spanish before there was a British Empire.
That's true.
That's like saying we didn't defeat the Persian Empire.
It's like, well, yeah, obviously.
It was defeated by Alexander before the British Empire exists.
It's one of those things, like, who would have won between Mike Tyson and Muhammad Ali?
It's like, you know, you can't say, well, Mike Tyson never knocked out Muhammad Ali.
It's like he didn't get a chance.
Exactly, yeah.
But we would have beaten the Inca.
It was the FYI.
And this is a step to remove the King Queen from being on the currency to completely demolish anything related to Britain.
Yes, correct.
There you go.
Brilliant.
Thank you.
So this is, my segment is about death threats against Constantine Kissing.
And the most controversial man in the world.
Well, this is the thing.
So this guy went and sat in the front row of a debate between Constantine Kissing and Destiny.
Which was, oh, God, this is the most unproductive thing I've ever seen.
Did Destiny just rapidly Google stuff to prove why you were wrong?
He's saying that water is wet.
Just literally just refuse to accept that a word has a definition.
And it was like, what is the point in this?
Yeah.
He went full piece.
I'm like, depends what you mean by and which I mean to some of us, I would think that level of pedantry would be the thing that enrages us.
But to this guy, Nathan Ormond, who is sitting in the front row, he was enraged by Constantine Kissing because he sees him as some sort of right-wing demagogue, which is just a nonsensical.
Like Constantine is a very smart guy.
He's very tolerant and open and invites people from all walks of life, all political persuasions on his podcast, trigonometry.
And he's not at all in any way an extremist.
The notion is nonsensical.
This is what's kind of like in the context of Charlie Kirk getting assassinated, of Trump, Trump's attempted assassinations.
This needs to be taken seriously.
But in a moment, I'll show you the response from this guy because he doesn't seem to think that he's done anything wrong, even though he's literally threatening Constantine with a knife.
And it's a bit like Charlie Kirk in that they're going for the sort of more moderate people, which is strange, but in a way, that's maybe what you would, if you really want to make maximum impact, you go for even moderate people to scare everyone else.
I don't know.
Yeah, I mean, maybe, but like, who sits there and is like, you know, I'm a total communist.
I am an anti-racist.
But the one person I think I would personally kill is Constantine Kissing.
Yeah.
It's like, it's an odd one.
Really?
You're going to ruin your life over that?
I wonder if this person could even identify a single thing that Constantine has said that he finds problematic.
Well, he probably can.
I mean, he probably like, oh, well, he doesn't think men can become women also.
Yeah, yeah.
So let's watch this because this was only discovered by chance.
So somebody called Warren Smith stumbled across a live stream by this guy who's apparently called Nathan Ormond.
And on this live stream, Nathan Ormond was talking about who's sitting in the audience and wanted to run up with a box cutter, which he shows everybody and basically killed Constantine.
It's very disturbing.
Yeah.
I've learned from the Charlie Kirk killing.
This guy was sitting mere feet away from Constantine Kissing during his debate with Destiny.
When you hear what he has to say, it is scary to think how this could have gone.
I was like fucking locked onto his eyes and he kept like glancing down at me and then like breaking eye contact because I hate the guy.
I was just like, I wanted to kill him.
I stumbled upon this stream when I was just trying to research and understand the opposing view and I was shocked by some of the things this guy was saying.
Keep in mind, this guy was sitting in Constantine's eye line.
And I think he got distracted by that and didn't pay attention to a single thing.
What do you think he said?
Yes, it is just talk, but there is something more disturbing beneath the surface here.
He's openly talking about wanting to assassinate Constantin.
This could have gone very differently.
He even has a box cutter or X-Acto knife.
Josh should have done Stanley Blades just fucking sprinted up onto the stage, slash Constantine in the fucking jugular.
But he wants to kill him.
You can see the chat.
They're all thinking the same thing, it seems.
No one seems to be bothered by this because it has become so commonplace.
He knows he can do this.
YouTube's not going to do anything.
Done.
Sorted.
Prison forever on the one hand.
Prison forever on the one hand.
And then I, and then I should have gone.
Then I should have gone, woke jihad.
Woke jihad.
No, I should have gone for the white race or something, I don't know.
You could say, oh, okay, well, he just worded that poorly.
It's just an expression, but he takes this much farther.
Then he gets into, based on what happened to Charlie Kirk, this is what I have learned when it comes to how to kill conservatives.
No, I feel like my genuine psychopath thought that I've learned from the Charlie Kirk killing is if you are going to assassinate a political target, then try to reduce the gore as much as possible so people can't sympathize with the bastard who's getting it.
So you'd have to go up with like a cape, like cover him in a cape and do it cleanly under there, you know, like a like an abattoir.
So he's literally openly talking about assassinating political targets here.
So the question is, well, why?
That's what I wanted to understand.
That's why I take the time to even look at these streams.
It's all like dog whistling.
We need to secure a future for the white people.
He makes it very clear.
His belief is Constantine is a racist.
And all it is is Appealing or dog whistling to the stupidest voters, like the dumbest 10% of people who happen to be racist as well.
But then he talks about the real problem here is the weak white culture of the UK.
We simply don't have the white people stepping up and educating themselves in the right kinds of ways because of culture issues, I guess, because of the weak white culture.
So, how cooked is this guy?
Yeah.
Like this, this young white guy who's just like, yeah, well, the problem is that white people want a future in their own countries.
That's why I can't get a job and whatnot, but I just hate this Constantine kissing for dog whistling racism.
It's like, just get off the internet, mate.
This is the sort of the Islamic jihad end of leftism.
You know, he even says, woke jihad.
He says, I should have shouted, woke jihad.
So this is, you know, all the ideas that are a religion to the left, like diversity is a strength.
You know, any questioning of it is heresy.
If you take that to its to its absolute extreme, then assassinating anybody who questions it is absolutely, absolutely fine.
Just this mental kid, just some white English kid who's just like, yeah.
I know.
The level of brainwashing.
Now, of course, they would say the right have been brainwashed, but the level of brainwashing to get to that point, you're just like, how have you got to this point?
And you're that angry about Constantine and you're that sort of, as a white bloke in England, you're that kind of self-hating.
But then weirdly, he kind of weirdly blames the lack of white educators.
They're weird, kind of sounded more right-wing in the end there.
Somehow, the white people in England don't want to sacrifice their futures.
We need more education on this.
And this idea that, you know, he says Constantine appeals to stupid people.
I mean, Constantine, obviously, stupid people are going to find Constantine boring.
You know, I mean, he's not like Love Island.
He's, you know, he's very cerebral.
But even then, look at the conversation.
It's just, oh, well, you know, you're stupid and therefore what?
You don't deserve political representation.
You don't deserve a vote.
You don't deserve to have your voice heard.
You don't deserve a future.
Somehow.
Even what he says about, you know, describing racists as stupid.
I mean, I'd say there's an element of truth to that, but also there's very intelligent racists.
I would say it's the Belker.
He's an illkir on the midwit side.
Because the really intelligent people have really thought these subjects through and, you know, are really aware.
The people in the middle just know enough to know what will get by in society.
What's the correct thing to think?
Whereas the stupid people, you know, don't care about what's the correct thing to say, but they're relying on instinct, on gut instinct, which has kept them and their ancestors alive for millions of years.
So, you know, I'd say, you know, the stupid people, you can't discount their opinion because that instinct is very, is very powerful.
Are the hardcore, stupidest, 10% hardcore racists watching centrist podcast?
As you say, you need like, are they really going like, let's dissect woke again?
I just don't think they're doing.
I don't think they're doing.
But yeah, it's chilling.
And you could say the woke jihad thing is a joke.
You look at the guy, you sort of feel like, this guy doesn't feel like he's joking too much to me.
It was disturbing to watch it.
It wasn't like just some idiot mouthing off dark humour.
It was like, oh, this guy sort of seems like.
What I've learned from the Charlie Kirk shooting is don't make it too gory because then people sympathize with him.
Yeah.
That's dark.
He's seen some kids, isn't he?
He's thought through that.
Yeah, he's got kids.
He's got a family.
And, you know, this guy's really thought through the whole process and also the optics of the whole situation.
This is more than just, you know, a fleeting moment of anger or somebody having a laugh.
Because if he was having a laugh, there might be something funny about it.
And also, you know, people who go out and present themselves in public.
I'm doing a UK comedy tour and I've had death threats and I've had people say, oh, you should wear a stab-proof vest when you perform.
And, you know, I don't want to go up in body armor like I'm, you know, Jake Lang or something.
You know, that's nonsensical.
This is Britain.
We shouldn't have to do stuff like that.
Oh, my tour tickets are on sale, by the way, my first date, 27th of March in Rotherham.
There's a reason to come in by Twilight Night's Live Event because he keeps upstaging me.
He's way funnier than I am.
So I actually do recommend going to his church.
And then why am I on it?
It doesn't make sense.
I'm cancelling.
I didn't want to say anything.
But yeah, unironically, though, this is mad.
And just like the thing I find is just how self-destructive it is.
It's like, oh, yeah, no, I appreciate you.
I'll kill Constantin and I'll be sent to jail forever.
But at least I'll have done my part to destroy the future of the white race.
Yeah.
Very muddled messages from this guy.
It's like, okay, but why don't you think you deserve a future?
Like, what ideological brainwashing have you had to the point where, no, I shouldn't have a family and kids and they shouldn't have a future.
No, no, we should have what?
What?
Liberalism?
You know, communism?
Whatever you're asking for.
Yeah.
It's like, I mean, how old is this guy?
Also, why is he so anti-immigrant?
I mean, Constantine's an immigrant, comes in, gets killed by a right-wing immigrant.
That's why.
Wrong type of immigrant.
So you can see how the ideology destroys all common sense and decency.
It's like, look, no, I want my country to suffer.
I want to kill this guy.
I'm happy to make his kids orphans or, you know, the problem of their dad.
I'm happy to do all of these terrible things in order to what get to a more correct interpretation of communism.
To destiny's world, where we're all just quickly googling things and getting them wrong.
Yeah.
And this is the essence of leftism and why leftism is so dangerous because people believe, because they're correct, they believe that gives them some sort of moral justification because the goal is so pure.
You know, they're heading for this utopia.
What's that saying about utopia?
It's one body away, right?
Yeah, it's just one body away.
You know, you sail across a sea of blood to get there and you never arrive.
And this is what we can see here.
But we can see this in other leftists.
Hope not hate, a classic example.
An organization formed of paedophiles, communists, people who've attacked, admitted to attacking women with hammers.
But they think they've got some sort of moral superiority.
They can be the moral arbiters.
And I think in a lot of cases, because they think they're so morally pure, they think, well, I've done so much good for the universe.
You know, I'm a member of Hope Not Hate.
That means it's okay for me as a member of Hope Not Hate to nonce this child.
And, you know, that is, I think that's the thought process.
I'm getting clipped out there.
I think that's the thought process behind, you know, the paedophile at Hope Not Hate and all the other ones at Hope Not Hate who haven't been caught yet.
And they also, I mean, a lot of things you said were just factual there.
They also spread misinformation about an asset attack.
So yeah.
Yeah, the premise that they're the good people is having to work very, very hard these days in the face of all evidence.
Notice how morality is entirely located in the ideas and immorality is located outside of the ideas.
So like, he's like, oh, these stupid people are bad people.
It's like, well, you don't know that they're bad people.
You know, they might go around, you know, helping each other out and being decent folk and making sure that they're not committing crimes, et cetera.
But if they don't believe the right thing, then they're just definitionally out of what is a good person.
And therefore, because they're stupid.
I mean, and this, this again, like you can, you can get into this whole discussion about, well, okay, you're actually assuming a kind of IQ privilege here, because what you're saying is, I have a set of ideas.
Well, any set of ideas is going to have a barrier to entry, right?
You've got to have an IQ of a certain level to be able to understand the ideas.
So what you're saying is people who are below this are by default kind of subhuman, actually.
And so, you know, where does that go?
They are always the thing they accuse you of.
If we move on to the next tab, so this guy actually has a sub stack and has given a public statement regarding this because, you know, obviously it blew up on Twitter and on YouTube.
And he says, I've had a YouTube channel for a while where I've posted interviews, streams, and commentary on various topics.
Last week, I reviewed a debate involving Constantine Kissing, where I made some hyperbolic statements that I considered a joke and expression of frustration, which I do regret.
Since then, some of my comments have been taken in a short video by a large YouTuber, which has resulted in me receiving many death threats.
Oh, he's the victim.
Death threats are terrible.
That's always been his stance, I imagine.
I've received death threats.
Well, like the ones that you made.
Death threats about my death threats.
Guys, can you stop sending me death threats for my death threats, please?
If you're going to set the precedent.
As a result, I've chosen to take my channel down as I do not see anything productive coming from that.
That being said, I do think that I ought to make some form of public statement for the record.
First, I need to apologize for the things I said.
What's my video was not directed towards Kissing?
I'm pretty sure it was.
It was like very long and very directed.
You said you wanted to stab him with a standing knife and you could have and you were right across from him.
Who was it directed towards?
It took us through the specific steps that you'd follow.
Yeah, yeah, but that doesn't mean the video was directed towards Kissing.
He wasn't like, Constantine, I want you to watch it.
I didn't tag him.
He was saying, look, guys, I'm going to go kill Constantine Kissing.
Like, this is for you guys.
You know, this is why the chat was well on board with it.
Yeah.
He says it was commentary, expressing resentment as entertainment for my audience.
I need to clarify, Mike.
Bloodthirsty audience.
Sitos.
I need to make it absolutely clear that I myself have no intention of harming Constantine.
I think you do need to make that absolutely clear.
That's right, because it really sounded the opposite.
The covering him with a cloak so he wouldn't be sympathetic after you slashed his neck.
We didn't even play all of it.
There's five more minutes of it.
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Yeah, it goes on and on.
It wasn't entirely clear to me as a third-party observer watching it, just saying.
Yeah.
I know I've not contributed towards improving our divisive politics through my statements.
And for that, I'm sorry.
Oh, do you think so?
Do you really think so?
Amazing.
Get off the internet, kid.
Yeah.
Get off the internet.
That being said, the reaction to this video has provided me with an opportunity to reflect on the ways that my consumption of vitriolic political content has caused me harm.
There we go.
Get off the internet.
You're cooking your own brain.
Leading to small distortions in my soul.
Your soul?
Small?
I'm like, what is this?
That's such a weird small distortion.
Okay, I've not been perfect.
There are small distortions, like when I threatened to stab people with knives on live.
I'm going to slice his throat and cover it up so people aren't sympathetic to him.
It's like, that's a small distortion.
That's a small.
What are the large ones?
That implies that his normal soul is just not very far from that position as well.
Yeah, okay, I won't cover him up with a cloak.
I won't cover him up just so people can feel sorry for him.
There'll be a people in the cloak.
I will be thinking about what this means for my engagement in these topics going forwards.
I may or may not come back to the channel, but if I do, it'll be when I feel I can avoid the attention-grabbing and harmful aspects and bring something positive and productive.
The way he's talking, you'd think he'd been caught, you know, dropping a crisp packet in the center.
This is a serious thing.
I mean, it's literally a crime, but you know, whatever.
These are substantial and real and in the context, very, very worrying death threats that you made against somebody.
You literally went to the show and were like eye-locking him the entire time, looking like a maniac, probably.
And it's like, yeah, I think this is something you would take seriously.
Yeah.
Like, this isn't you having like looked at porn at your phone in work or something.
Yeah.
And then pulling out a weapon, the actual weapon he'd do it with, and then explaining, like talking us through the steps.
This is my plan.
Yeah.
So it'll be interesting to see, you know, after you see Lucy Connolly getting 31 months for tweeting, tweeting about hotels, you know, a tweet that's deleted straight away.
You know, this guy who's actually gone to the made the physical real-world steps of going to the to sit in the audience.
What's going to happen to this guy?
Is he, is anything going to happen to him?
Or, you know, as we've seen so many times, there's a two-tier system.
And if you're on the left, you can get away with it.
You can just be like, oh, it's a joke.
Oh, Joe Brand talking about throwing acid on Nigel Farage.
That's a joke, even though stuff like that actually happens.
And even though structurally, there was no joke there at all that I've been able to discern the comedy expert.
It's no joke at all.
A few comedians here, you know, top flight comedians at some one point in our careers.
Yeah, yeah.
But I've never been able to find out what the joke was.
As she said, yeah, rather than batteries.
I'm like, there's no real joke there.
Yeah.
It was just, it was just horrific.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like the tagline here.
Subscribe to digital nurses, trying to think about things more clearly.
Well, I mean, you did lay out a pretty clear plan.
Clarity was there, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Clarity wasn't your problem.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
You give him credit there.
It was just the small distortion that was a problem.
And Constantine has been alerted, you know, obviously, as so many people have seen it.
And he says, thank you, everyone, for the messages.
Please don't worry.
I have excellent security.
I will continue to speak my mind, encourage civil debate, and argue for a sensible, pragmatic, reasonable approach to politics.
I mean, the idea that this guy is the extremist is just insane.
I actually thought about messaging him myself, but I thought he probably doesn't want to see, like, do you want to see, like, hey, this guy's trying to kill you?
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You know what I mean?
Bounce up seen it already, but I just thought I'd be freaked out receiving that.
But yeah, I guess loads of people contacted him.
But it is, I suppose, it's pretty big, isn't it?
I mean, to put that in public, did you think he was just going to, no one was going to notice?
One thing that the left are constantly saying, Jimmy the Giant, is, oh, we need the de-yankification of our politics.
This is the yankification on your side, right?
You're like, oh, look how they killed Charlie Kirk.
We can do the same.
That's you, Jimmy the Giant.
You need to de-yankify the left wing, right?
Your side of the aisle.
Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the Trump slop that is being posted.
Yep, that's annoying yankification.
We shouldn't be posting Trump slop on the British right wing.
And we do our best not to post Trump slop.
But this is left-wing Democrat murdering people slop.
And this is your side of it, being yankified.
You have to stop.
It's Aaron Bastani.
You have to call this out.
You have to stop your own guys looking at the murder of Charlie Kirk and saying we could do that here.
That's what you have to do.
You actually have an obligation here.
Yeah.
And also come and see me on tour.
But not with the box cutter.
Not everyone.
Anyway, do we have video comments today, Samson?
Work hard, study well, eat and sleep plenty.
That is what everyone should be doing.
Yeah, I know, man, but I've got kids.
Like, I would love to sleep plenty.
Like, I would love it.
And when you're in your mid-40s, you can't eat well, right?
You've got to basically eat less and less and less.
I haven't had any breakfast today.
What's this referencing?
I feel like I've missed it.
Just a soup chat.
Well, I don't know, but I mean, it's good advice.
Don't get me wrong.
I just feel like you came out and made the case for not studying and not working and eating.
No, no, no.
I'm totally in favor of working hard, studying well, and eating and sleeping plenty.
I just can't.
As soon as you've got kids and a house, and you've also got to make a living, like the amount of effort that has to go into all three of those things is just.
Oh, yeah.
And I'm just looking at my tax.
You might have to pay my accountant now.
If you're a company and they're going to start doing tax four times a year, it's going to cost so much more for all your money to go to migrants.
You work so hard.
It's insane.
It's getting to the point where I'm going to just take it out of my account so I don't have to go through the hassle.
Yeah.
The worst thing about paying tax is it makes me complicit in a system that, you know, that funds Hadush, Gerber, Slassy, Kabatu coming from Ethiopia to nonce kids here.
It's like, I didn't even, I don't want to pay for that.
Where's the box I can tick that says, I don't need to pay for the nonsense.
They make it so complicated.
You've got to pay your accountant to pay the government.
I'm like, I'm paying to find out how to pay you.
Can we just make this simple?
Moreover, I retweeted something from Zoe Gardner earlier where she, yeah, no, no, no, exactly.
Why was that right?
Because she was complaining that people kept fleeing to Dubai to avoid taxes because they're more handy.
In fact, you don't have to be perfect to prefer people who choose slave over taxes, right?
Dubai is a slave state in her mind.
And it's not quite a slave state, but I'm not going to contest that issue.
But they're going over there to live at the top of a slave state in order to not pay taxes.
And I'm like, yeah, but if I work for the government for about a third of the year for free, I literally have to do corvée labor for the fucking government so that Mohammed can get my taxes.
And here you are begrudging the slaves that escaped.
It's like, no, come on, man.
You know, I'm not happy with this.
This is despicable.
And the way our tax system works, there's work I did last year.
I had a good year last year.
And there's work that I did that I was taxed at 62% on, which is just insane.
So towards the end of the year, I did a show in Australia.
So I had to basically take a week, take a week, and fly to Australia and suffer the 30-year flight each way, do a show, speak at CPAC in Australia and do all this stuff, do a comedy show.
And I made, you know, a chunk of money, $5,000, sorted out all the tax affairs so I can bring the money.
Enjoy that $2,000.
Yeah, enjoy that basically, what, 600 quid, 800 quid.
I wish I'd just stayed at home.
Yeah, literally, it's not worth it.
Make of a YouTube video.
Yeah, and I could have played, you know, could have put my daughter out to bed every night.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, literally, all I do is work.
And yesterday I got my accountant's bill.
I'm up and a plumber had to fix my toilet.
I'm like, I can't eat this month then.
Because it's just anything like that.
A plumber comes, count, anything like that.
And as you know, and you know, it's all going to Somalis in social housing.
And you're just like, why?
It is getting to the point.
Even I'm like, I'm not really just going to go, oh, I'm paying tax.
Even I'm going, why am I?
I don't go out.
I don't want to haul it.
I just work.
For why?
For these, I'm at that point where how many people must be feeling like that as well?
Borderline, some sort of tipping point of people going.
When you think about like what we used to go to, people used to like, you know, the Boston Tea Party, whatever it is, things used to go to war on 2% stamp tax, not all my war.
The four paying tax four times a year, which comes in now for sole traders and then comes in a year later for companies or something.
It's like four times a year you have to do your taxes.
That should be, that's like fighting talk.
They don't even want to do it once.
Yeah, exactly.
I hate doing it once.
But the thing is, if that was like, okay, the government's like, look, there's a one-off tax.
It's just, we're going to take 40% of your income and that's it.
You'd be like, oh, God, that hurts.
But at least for the rest of the year, everything's fine.
No, no, no.
20% and everything you buy.
You know, and then very like this tax on everything.
Like, need to pay your council tax bill.
That's an extra tax, by the way.
It's like, oh, brilliant.
Another tax.
And another tax, another tax.
Luxury car tax.
If you buy a car that's that's uh valued list price brand new over 40,000 car, you're paying taxes.
Yeah, it's insane.
But then if you're on benefits, if you're on the motability scheme, you can get like an Audi, a Mercedes, a BMW.
You can get a luxury car that I can't afford on your on benefits that I'm paying for your luxury car that I can't afford.
And now Shabana wants to give you 40 grand if you come here and fail to disliked.
Oh my god, I think I might.
I mean, like, I could do 40 grand.
Thanks, Shabana.
It's just the nature of decline, of course, isn't it?
Daddy, why are we getting on?
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And that's an indication of how much these people coming across cost the country.
If it's more cost-effective to give them 40 grand to leave, you know that they're going to be costing.
I mean, when I worked in local government, we'd have found it.
And they literally said that.
They literally said this is the most cost-effective way to get them to leave.
You don't know that they're going to leave.
And we know from like...
They're going to come back.
Yeah.
Ethelred the Unready literally discovered this.
They go and tell their friends and their friends come.
Didn't you share a graph today of like we're paying the most for the people commit the most crimes?
Yes, I do.
Like Somali, Afghanistan.
So it goes up.
It's like, it's like, here's the cost.
Cost here's the rapes.
And it's like, yeah, directly proportional.
Yes, yes.
The most rapey migrants are the most costing.
In fact, I've got it.
Somalia for them to come and run.
Yeah, then Syria, then Palestine, then Iraq, Afghanistan, Morocco, Iran, Turkey, Pakistan, all of these net deficits, by the way.
Right at the bottom is Denmark, which is actually a slight benefit to us with very few rapes.
So just saying we could have been paying people to come here and rape.
I mean, just think about that.
That's what we paid them for.
I said, come over here.
I know we'll lose some money and we'll have to pay you, but you'll do our rapes for us.
Yeah.
Like, that's the system.
Yeah.
It's putting British rapists out of work.
But isn't it interesting that you've got the Zoomy Gardener being like, yeah, I'm the face of this.
Yeah.
Like, we need more of these people in.
We need to pay for them.
It's like.
There's a psychosexual motive behind a lot of this.
I mean, you know, you see your Deborah Meadens being like, oh, bring them in.
Oh, if they're doing that to the children.
Lander.
What are you doing?
Where are you watching me?
You know?
You've got to do it, mate.
Lander, you have to do it.
You have to fix it.
Also, isn't it interesting that Denmark is now, you know, actually doing far fewer?
That's that's a change from like, you know, what, 500 years ago.
Yeah.
Anyway, we better get on the video comments.
Let's watch.
Is there no sound to this, Samson?
Just I guess there's no sound.
What was that?
Uh, I think it's a rebrand.
I'm not a fan of it.
It kind of looks like the sort of like UK or something.
Yeah, it's a U-turn, which I think, you know, a U-turn is not U-10 symbol.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A valiant effort, but I think it's a bit too UKFI.
Sorry.
Okay, let's go for this one.
Given that in the past few months, two of China's major sources of oil, Venezuela and Iran, have experienced regime change, I'm starting to see a trend here.
Crippling one of America's main economic competitors does seem quite America-first to me, but I'll still wait to see how it plays out before making any final judgments.
I think the problem is the fact that America allowed China to have its manufacturing outsourced to it is the real problem.
Why are we letting the Chinese make everything?
Why can't we make things?
Yeah.
And that's, I think, the real problem there.
Okay, let's go to the next one.
Nice.
That's very creative.
Funny.
I heard someone say Lindsey Graham doesn't like the straight of hormoose because it's straight or something.
Let's get to the next one.
Now for some more white-pilled cultural content.
As you guys did a piece on Japan, I thought I'd show this.
March 3rd was Girls' Day in Japan.
And as part of Girls' Day, you have what's called the Hina Ningyo, which is a doll set that's usually something you have for girls.
Here's a small selection of my daughter's set.
This is the Emperor and Empress and her handmaids.
Now, lovely.
My youngest daughter, my wife really wanted to play with dolls, but for some reason, she loves dinosaurs more than anything.
Everything.
Can I get my dinosaur pajamas?
Can we watch dinosaurs on TV?
I'm going to get my dinosaurs.
And then she plays for the dinosaurs as if they were dolls because she's still a little girl.
And so it's the mummy dinosaur and the daddy dinosaur and the baby dinosaur.
And they're going to do little dinosaur things.
It's like, okay, that's adorable.
I don't even know where she got it from, though.
So, you know, one day she's like, dinosaurs, that's it.
And like, if she obviously got dinosaur books, I have to read of them.
And she can name them all.
And they've got ridiculous names.
She can't say a proper sentence, but she can say Parasaurilophus.
It's like, okay, it's adorable, by the way.
Anyway, let's get to the next one.
Dr. Stelli also will be the second person here to marry a Greek proposal pending.
Wish me luck.
Also, I think you said engagement pending.
So, good luck when you pop the question.
Will you marry me?
Yes.
It's beautiful.
I'm trying.
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Well, congratulations, that man.
Very good.
Congratulations, wow.
Cumbrian Kulak says, America learning about Islam.
Quite a few American patriots see the other Middle Eastern religion as a bigger threat to the world.
Yeah, they do.
But they are in their defense jihading less people than the other one.
Omar says, we've arrived somehow at the, but how does this affect me personally stage of civilizational collapse?
Yeah, and that's true.
And to be honest with you, obviously it's a good thing that the bomb didn't blow up in that guy's face because that would be horrific.
But just watching him like trying to cope with the fact that he nearly died.
I watched some of these things on stream yesterday.
And he basically was like, yeah, I'm really glad I didn't die.
But I am now still alive and therefore I have to recommit to the religion.
So if I died, well, that would have been terrible.
But at least we would have been inclusive.
It's like, these people are mental.
Yeah, yeah.
And also, I mean, although, you know, I'm glad he didn't die.
There were stabbings at a festival of diversity in Germany.
And I just think, you know, if you're going to commit some sort of jihadi terrorist attack, at least do it at a situation like that, where, you know, then everybody sort of gets what they want.
If you're at a festival of diversity and something like that happens, you're just going to.
I don't think we can be asking for that.
This is really immersive.
And also, the people who die, at least they're going to die, you know, as they lived, you know, helping a marginalized minority achievement.
Just to be clear, do not commit jihadi attacks under any circumstances.
Even if the people who you're committing them against are literally asking for them.
Do not do it.
Colin says, I think NDNC names are from one of the clique languages that don't exist in Europe.
So we never needed a way to write them down.
Quite possibly.
I have no idea about African languages.
And says, asking people about what should be on the money is a bad idea.
Yeah, this is a great point.
I thought that since Boaty McBoatface, the idea of asking the public what they wanted was also discouraged.
Also, who did they ask?
Yeah, I mean, like, I can't but feel what they're doing is getting the opinion of the led by donkeys demographic.
It's like the IPA drinkers just been like, oh, yeah, well, we should have the badger on there.
Yeah.
Shut up.
Donkeys on the tenor.
It's all a joke because you're asking the same people you've brainwashed for years anyway.
Oh, what do you think?
Well, we think the stuff that you've pumped us with for years is cheaper.
It's like, oh, wildlife.
I think Nigel Farage is the real problem as Kier Starmer abolishes jury trials.
Just anything to say on that, by the way, led by donkeys.
You know, literally anything.
They're literally doing it.
Oh, we can abolish the House of Lords.
Oh, great.
No, they had a hereditary peerage.
We're going to get rid of free speech.
Do you guys have anything to say about anything that Starmer's done?
I retweeted someone the other day who was just like, look, right, I said to vote for Labour, but holy shit, I didn't expect.
Yeah, I saw that woman.
And I was just like, look, man, I don't think anyone did.
But she listed some things I objected because she listed assisted dying, which Starmer talks about for ages.
I was saying that's one of the problems of Labour getting in.
I was even saying that's one of the potential problems with zero seats.
You let an assisted.
Yeah.
No, assisted dying we knew he was going to do.
She said free speech, which we knew he was going to do.
But she said jury trials.
I admitted that that wasn't like a bonus.
Even I didn't know they were going to do it.
Really came off the side, didn't it?
It's like, Jesus Christ.
These people are pure evil.
I mean, no, and did you see David Lamy's justification for it?
Backlogs and costs.
Yeah, but also my Christian faith instructs me to abolish jury trials.
Like, does it?
I don't think it does.
Anyway, Cumbrian Kulak says, Britain has 50% of Europe's badges.
Fair to say we've got dibs on it as our animal.
Okay, but how can we weaponize them?
Ewan says, I have gender dysphoria and I want Enoch Powell in our notes.
I could live with one badger.
If you've got historical figures and then one badger because we have, like on the back or something, Enoch Powell has a badger on the back because we have 50% of Europe's badges.
I could live with that.
It's a compromise.
Or a red squirrel.
Yeah, it'd have to be a red squirrel, wouldn't it?
Maybe that would be like a red squirrel perched on Enoch's shoulder.
Yeah, just so people really get the message.
Arizona Desert Rat says, didn't the UK just switch out all its money when Charles became king?
Yeah, I imagine that they're printing notes with Charles on rather than Elizabeth.
But it feels like, again, the sort of tail end of the thing.
I mean, how many people actually use banknotes these days?
Yeah, no, I never use them.
I do because I'm a comedian, but I'm trying to think of it.
What comedians have to use banknotes?
I sell merch.
So I sell, or I get paid in cash sometimes, you know?
you have a scanner I've got a scanner but also I prefer cash because you know I don't want to fund the you know they don't take 2% or whatever yeah yeah Seriously, I go to a cafe on the weekends.
And if I'm ordering, like, I'm sat there for an hour.
And if I'm ordering more than one tea, the guy will just bill me at the end because the transaction cost per transaction just packs up.
And he's like, at the end of the year, I looked at it.
I was like, oh, God, I'm five grand down.
Right.
It's like, Jesus Christ.
So it's not nothing.
Yeah.
Suzimon says, just put the Prophet Muhammad on the bills.
That's actually genius.
I mean, who could this offend?
It's representation.
Exactly.
You know, it's to show appreciation of British Muslims.
Lancelot, put Lemmy on the Fiverr then.
That's where his nickname came from.
Can you lend me a Fiverr?
True story.
No, I'm sold on the Prophet Muhammad, to be honest.
That's a random name says, I'm sure the current state of our civilization has nothing to do with universal suffrage.
Michael says, Destiny, why did Constantine even bother?
Destiny is a cuck and a commie and a crettin.
Yeah, but the thing is, I don't even mind people debating cucks, commies, and cretins, right?
That's fine.
As long as you're actually having the debate.
You can't debate it.
But Destiny does everything he can to stop debates from happening.
He's the anti-debater.
Exactly.
I was actually, I was emailed the other day.
I did a video on that debate actually, because I was just like, why are you talking to this guy?
And I got an email saying, hey, would you like to do a live debate with Destiny?
I mean, now that I know that Destiny's fans are mental.
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No, I don't want to do that.
But I also just ignored it because I was like, not really, to be honest.
He's just insufferable.
If I ever took him seriously, I certainly stopped the moment I saw him claiming that the grooming gangs didn't happen.
And he goes, wait, wait, wait.
And he does a quick Google and checks.
Like, no, no, it's debunked.
He's like, what are you talking about?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he did that a while ago.
Yeah.
And that thing, because a lot of people reference that.
I've seen other, I can't remember the name, Akela.
Akela referenced that report by Ella Cockbane, the Jill Dando Institute.
Have you read the report?
Yeah.
In it, she's like, well, I don't know why this is happening so much disproportionately in these communities.
Yeah, yeah.
So you're lying.
And also, she sort of cherry picks the data.
She's obviously going in with an answer that she wants to portray and then chair.
And I've asked her directly, can you tell me what data you interrogated to come to these results?
And she hasn't told me.
I mean, if you can't show your workings as an analyst, I'm an ACPO accredited criminal intelligence analyst.
So I can pick through this stuff.
If you can't show your workings, then your results, your outcomes are bunk.
Thane Scotty says, are there actual examples of meaningful right-wing violence?
According to the papers, 110% of all political violence comes from the right.
But I can't think of an equivalent attempt against Trump and Charlie Kirk from our side.
The only one I can recall is Joe Cox, which, yes, that's the fact.
10 years now?
11 years?
Yeah, it was 2014, something like that.
2015.
It must have been 2015, actually.
This is a Brexit thing, but um, yeah, I can't really think of any.
I mean, I the Christchurch shooting in New Zealand, yeah, that was weird because he wrote such a weird manifesto, it was sort of designed to keep everyone guessing, yeah.
The influences were Candace Owens and Spyro the Dragon.
You're like, this guy is trolling, so it was impossible to know what he felt.
Anders Bravik, but then 2011 or something, yeah, yeah.
And also, he was um, like he slaughtered like white children, yeah, yeah.
The idea, yeah, yeah, because to get at their parents because they were part of that liberal thing, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And there's the Soho pub bomber as well, the nail bomber, didn't hear about that?
He was uh, funny, I've had training from the guy who caught him, Professor David Cantor.
So, you literally, I'm glad you saved the guy who caught him.
Sorry, go on.
What happened?
So, they it was a guy who bombed uh gay bars in Soho, and I think it was just gay bars, he was trying to trigger some sort of you know, um, maybe been overcharged or something, but you know, he's trying to trigger uh, you know, like Anders Bravik, trying to trigger some sort of conflict that would spiral, um, and it didn't work.
But the guy who caught him, it was quite interesting analysis because he used this sort of um uh donut analysis of the attacks, um, which isn't what your uh bum looks like after you leave a gay bar zone.
I was gonna say, gay bars in Soho is a tautology anyway, you could just say bars in Soho anyway, yeah, like that Jerry Sandowitz joke.
I was at a gay bar in London last night, you know how I knew it was a gay bar, it was in London, but yeah, so people won't commit crime too close to their home and they won't commit a crime too far away from their home.
So, there's a sort of donut that he was um, it was uh traveling to his mum's as well, I think.
So, there was uh various crimes that they that's why I come to Swindon.
I'm like the right distance outside of the donut, all my killings done back home.
As Robert says, The thing you have to realize is these people view guys as focal points of their ire from being owned repeatedly online from us.
Their resentment has built up because they keep having their BS unravel the line, throwing some SSRIs and some other mental disorders.
And hey, Presto, you get a psychotic manner.
Yeah, I mean, this is the thing.
Like, I think that Charlie Kirk was targeted because he was just present in their minds, right?
As in they, you know, oh, he's coming to our university, and this is why there was a protest against Nigel Farage yesterday.
Like, so if you actually look at the Swindon Mecca thing, it's just a bunch of pensioners being spoken to by like a Butlands entertainer, you know, like, and it's like, okay, these guys, if you look at them, like, if you were to take if you knew nothing about them and you were like, right, so a 62-year-old guy is having a nice flashy song and dance with a bunch of pensioners, you've got people outside saying, We hate you and we want you to die, like that looks mental, but it's because it's literally just, oh, a thing is happening now.
Great, great, you know, I get to be a part of the narrative that I've constantly had on my feed for the past three years or 10 years or whatever.
And so, it's kind of like that thing where it's just like it's at the front of their mind.
I don't think he actually has a personal problem with Constantine, it's just that he is in his feed.
That's a good point.
The weird thing about Farage is he's the devil to a certain type of person, but he's the one trying to continue the liberal project now.
So, you've got the greens and people like that actually threatening it, but there was hatred towards Farage is the one that's trying to keep the status quo going.
Quite strange because it's normally, you know, it is anyway.
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