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Hello and welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Eaters for the 24th of May 2021.
I'm I'm joined by Josh.
Hello.
And today we're going to be talking about how Hamza Yusuf, the SMP Justice Minister, the one who tried to pass the, well, did successfully pass the hate crime laws, has royally screwed himself, so that's good.
Getting what you deserve there.
Also, the Democrat mayor, who is now racially segregating journalists.
Progress.
You can never stop progress.
And Ken and Karen.
Remember Ken and Karen?
They're like the mean couple with the guns.
Yeah, they're out of the Senate now.
And I looked at their campaign videos.
I just think it's really cute.
So I'm just going to go over it for fun because, I don't know, it's just funny.
Cute.
Yeah.
Like these two guys who are just coming out with guns.
That's their campaign platform.
What will we do?
We'll shoot anyone who comes near us.
Based.
A couple of things I want to mention first.
The first thing I want to mention is this, the Eat the Bugs video, which we finished over the weekend and is now uploaded to lotuseaters.com, the second channel we have.
So if you type in Eat the Bugs to YouTube, you'll find this.
Or you can find it on the website.
If you prefer to go to the website, we have it on there.
And it's Carl's argument for why Eat the Bugs, Live in the Pod is not just, you know, obviously wrong, but why it's wrong philosophically.
The fact that they present it in a way that's malicious.
So, eat the bugs is not just, oh, you need to eat it to save the planet, but it's like, go on, eat it.
Go on, yeah, do it.
And it's sort of like they want you to suffer.
Anyway, go give that a watch.
It's fantastic.
And the other thing I wanted to mention was we have some new premium content, so this is the Alcibiades epoch that Carl and Bo have done.
Alcibiades being like the Milo of the Greek world, who essentially just...
I don't know, like, like, Charismas' way to the top, and then just comes up ridiculous schemes, and they all work somehow.
But anyway, go and give that a watch if you're a premium subscriber on lowseers.com.
Go and enjoy that.
But without further ado, let's get right into...
No, I'm not coming to the menu.
Right is the news!
Anyway, sorry.
So, Hamza Yusuf.
Hamza Yusuf, remember, the SNP guy who passed the hate crime bill, criminalising Scott saying anything hateful.
He's royally screwed himself, and I wanted to go through some of the stuff here that I just think is incredibly funny.
So the first thing here is just the SNP tweeting out, because we now have the Indian variant circling around in the UK. So this is a variant of COVID that has developed in India and is now here.
The SNP refusing to call it that.
So Nicola Sturgeon, from now on I will refer to the variant as the April 02 variant.
Stunning and brave.
Didn't want to use the term Indian.
Don't want to offend the virus.
Oh, no.
Yeah, although I love in there as well.
But we have reason to believe it might be even more transmissible than the Kent variant.
Falling on the first hurdle.
So the Kent variant comes from Kent.
Yeah, okay, we can do that.
But the April 02 variant comes from...
April.
April.
Yeah, that's where that comes from.
It's just pathetic, but this is the kind of thing you would expect from the morons who pass hate crime bills that criminalize you talking in your own homes.
So we go to the next one here.
This is just the Times reporting on the situation with the hate crime bill.
So hate crime bill, hate talk in homes must be prosecuted, so said Hamza Yusuf.
Convictions over dinner table.
Sorry, conversations over the dinner table that incite hatred must be prosecuted under Scotland's hate crime law, the Justice Secretary has said.
This is back when he was trying to push it through, but he has successfully pulled it through.
Journalists and theatre directors should also face the courts if their work is deemed deliberately to stoke up prejudice, Hamza Yusuf said.
So if you're a journalist or a theatre director and you make a play or an article that stokes up prejudice, you're going to be in trouble.
Yeah, this legislation is awful, isn't it?
I mean, I can't believe that people are actually voting for this stuff.
Like, everyone in Scotland knows that they're doing this, but they're just like, yeah, this is fine.
I haven't really heard that many people from Scotland, other than obviously the people that watch our show, that have been complaining about this.
But this seems absolutely ridiculous.
This is like 20th century stuff, like...
Yeah, I mean, no matter what you think of Scottish independence, you would have thought the Scottish people looking at the SNP criminalising speaking in your own home.
I mean, hate talk within your home is criminal.
It would have worked them out, but...
They apparently hate the English so much that they're willing to...
It's suicide?
Essentially?
Give up all freedoms.
Why?
Because I hate the English.
Not really an argument, but okay.
So, that was the proposal, and it passed.
We'll go to the next one.
This is just the fact that MSPs have approved the bill, and then there was the election, of course, in which the SNP kept their seats.
Don't know what's wrong with the Scottish voters, but sure, okay.
Maybe if you want independence that much, fine.
Fine, go and be your little North Korea up North.
We must be awful for them to vote for this.
And in case you're wondering about the hums of Yusuf, I love having an excuse to play this again and again, so if we go to the next link, just so we can see the YouTube video here of him talking about whites.
In fact, Scotland is too white.
And let's just play the first clip of him decrying whites.
Most senior positions in Scotland are filled almost exclusively by those who are white.
Take my portfolio alone.
The Lord President, white.
The Lord Justice Clerk?
White.
Every High Court Judge?
White.
The Lord Advocate?
White.
The Solicitor General?
White.
The Chief Constable?
White.
Every Deputy Chief Constable?
White.
Every Assistant Chief Constable?
White.
The Head of the Law Society?
White.
The head of the faculty of advocates, white.
Every prison governor, white.
And not just justice, the chief medical officer, white.
The chief nursing officer, white.
The chief veterinary officer, white.
The chief social work advisor, white.
Almost every trade union in this country headed by people who are white.
In the Scottish Government, every director general is white.
Every chair of every public body is white.
No, he's never going to live that down.
It's the stupidest thing ever.
But you can see how he's just motivated by hating whites.
The accent as well.
It's like the white nationalists from America who don't say W, they say H instead of, you know, white.
It's amazing that he lives in Scotland, of all the places, like the place with the least amount of foreign immigration.
Just like, yeah, there's too many white people around.
It's only because no one actually wants to live there that's emigrated from another country because it's too cold and rainy a lot of the time.
Scottish hatred coming out there, Josh.
It's fine, I'm half Scottish, I can say this stuff.
Oh, you can get away with it then, right.
Yeah, I've got the pass.
You know, it's like going to Zimbabwe and being like, the Justice Minister, black, the President, black.
Okay, fine.
So yeah, I mean, man, motivated by hatred of white people, in his own words, and then passed this disgusting law, which abolishes all freedoms in the Scottish realm.
I mean, even freedom to talk in your own house is now gone.
And something I saw in response during the elections, I was sort of sitting on because I didn't know where to include it, but this is a great place to include it.
So we can get this link up so we can show people.
The Love World Order.
I mean, just look at that image.
You know where this is going.
So...
This is a candidate for the Liberal Party.
I think he's since been suspended for doing this.
But he decided to go down to the count where Hamza Yusuf was.
And of course, this is satire at that law, the way he's dressed up and giving the love salute.
So let's play the second clip, which you can see what this was.
Love all.
Love all.
All love is a love world order.
Hate is criminal.
Love is compulsory.
Love all.
What's in your popular pub?
Hate speech laws.
I'd like to talk about hate speech laws.
I'd like to talk about how we've all got to love everybody in our own homes.
Yeah, so you can't be a racist in your own home, is that okay?
No, I don't want to be a racist.
Is that okay?
You can't be a homophobe in your own home, is that okay?
No, I just like to hate...
You can't be a transphobe in your own home, is that okay?
I would like to hate hideous and barbaric practices, such as stoning women to death for adultery, arresting rape victims...
You get arrested for all of that, so don't worry.
We're not in Pakistan, pal.
Are we in Pakistan?
Is there a reason you bring Pakistan into it?
It's just that I was in my own home.
Are we in Pakistan?
If I wished to hate stoning women to death in my own home, that's no longer allowed, is it?
You're certainly not allowed to speak about it.
Yeah, you're not allowed to speak anymore.
Let's not talk about stoning women to death.
That was a racist salute outside.
Are you accusing me of racism?
I am, actually, yes.
You're accusing me of racism?
Yes, I am.
You can, it's Niall Christie.
I'm the Scotland editor of the Morning Star.
You're accusing me of racism?
I am, yes.
What exactly have I done that's racist?
So you don't, sorry, can I ask you then?
No, no, no, I'm asking you.
You just accused me of racism.
I'm asking you what I've done that's racist.
There's a nasty salute outside.
That was a love salute.
Love everyone.
All the time.
I've read love.
We're just here to love everybody.
And you've all got to love us as well.
Do you love me?
Absolutely not.
You don't love me?
No, I don't like fascists and I don't like racists.
Well, I don't either.
I hope you're not stupid enough, all of you.
I hope none of you are stupid enough to believe we're promoting fascism when plainly and very obviously we are here to satire and parody the fascist SNP hate wars.
Obviously.
Are you all so stupid?
Are you all so stupid you think we've come here to promote fascism and racism and Nazism?
Really?
We are here to campaign against the SNP's fascist hate speech laws which criminalise you expressing your thoughts in your home.
You have got to love me.
You've got to love everything in the world, Niall, in your home.
You can't hate anything, ever.
I can hate racism and fascism.
Oh, can you?
No, you can't.
No, you can't.
Because they are also a sub-category.
I mean, there's a thing, the law is now expanded so far that any, what is it, subculture is the word there, is now a protected characteristic.
And the idea for this, I don't know why anyone agreed to this, was that goths and emos are sort of culture, for example.
And if you are discriminated against for being a goth or an emo, therefore your civil rights have been infringed and we must protect your right to be a goth or an emo.
And it's like, right, okay...
Then why can't you just expand that to literally every subculture on Earth, including Nazism?
Like, if a guy walks in with an armband that's literally a Nazi, like, that's a subculture.
There we go.
That's not protected by the law.
Good job.
Good job, progressives, doing the law's work there.
Anyway, so for people who are only listening, so they're like, the guy turns up, he's wearing an armband with love written on it, and the LGBT flag as the colours, and then is, like, giving the love salute.
You can imagine what that is, but with, like, a heart in his hand.
So when he's shouting love...
And then you could see that, I mean, Hamza Yusuf being a snake was just like, oh, you want to be a transphobe in your own home, do you?
So what?
He said no, but okay, let's just say yes.
Let's just say yes.
Maybe I do want to be, what is it, irrationally fearful of transsexual people in my own home.
So what?
Like, why should that be a crime?
Like, if someone wants to sit at home and ram it on about trans people...
Who's harmed?
No one's harmed.
No one's harmed whatsoever.
He's just rabbiting in his own home.
And they're like, nah, we've got to crack down on that.
What if you're just on your own and somehow they just find out?
Your Alexa bot kicks in.
I've heard some naughty words.
He's saying trans women aren't women.
And then that's it.
Off to jail with you.
I mean, it's ridiculous.
You can see how pathetic the thinking is.
But then also, I mean, much of an asshole Scottish politics must be for all the journos there.
They were all insistent.
And you can see him explaining, come on, there's no way you can be this stupid that you actually think we're here to promote fascism.
Like, this is obvious satire.
That's the whole point.
And no, they are really that stupid.
Or just snakes.
And I think the latter is probably true.
They're just snakes.
They're activists for the SNP. Like the Morningstar guy there, who was like, no, no, no, you're definitely a racist and a fascist.
I don't know anything about that guy, but I imagine he didn't either.
It's just some bloody guy that's turned up.
And he's dressed like that.
He's obviously engaging in satire, regardless of whatever his views are.
In which case, that's not fascism.
Him saying you're giving the fascist salute.
No, it's a piece of satire there.
If Monty Python had done the same thing, what would your response be?
It's like, no, you just disagree with him because he's railing against the SMP. That's the point.
I don't think a fascist would march around with the Beatles playing in the background.
Was it the Beatles?
Yeah, it was, yeah.
All You Need Is Love by the Beatles.
Oh, it was the Beatles.
Yeah, it was.
Nobody do know one Beatles song.
So that's that.
That's one thing that went on.
But the other thing here, which is really how Hamza Yusuf screws himself, which is there was an anti-Catholic video going around in Scotland.
And I'm irritated it's not under his law, but it's the same thinking here.
So if we go to the first one here, this is Police Scotland saying, We are aware of a video circulating on social media, apparently showing Rangers players using sectarian language while celebrating on Saturday.
We are assessing its contents and will liaison with the Crown Office...
So there's a horrible anti-Catholic video going around.
It's being sectarian.
So if you go to the next one, this is Hamza Yusuf saying that he's also been made aware of this horrible video.
So he says in here, I have also been made aware of this clip, and I stress if this clip is genuine, then any player or staff member found guilty of anti-Catholic hatred should be shown the door by the club.
Found guilty.
Because Scotland's a normal place where being anti-Catholic is a crime, or anti-Protestant, because perfectly normal things.
It is right for police Scotland to investigate and determine the facts around it, whether or not someone's being rude about the Catholic faith.
So if we go to the next one, this is the Scotsman reporting that yes, this is a real thing.
This isn't just some, I don't know, someone didn't trip on the account.
Police Scotland.
Police Scotland investigate video that allegedly shows players and staff using sectarian language.
And if you go to the next one here, you can see what it is.
So if you hear anything other than doo-doo-doo, you're actually mental.
Half the team are Catholic.
And it's a video here of lads chanting to Sweet Caroline.
You know, Sweet Caroline.
Here endlessly in pubs all the time.
Yeah.
I don't know why.
So when they shout, do, do, do, some people, I guess, had something up their backside, decided that they were shouting, F the Pope.
How did you get to that?
I don't know!
How does that sound anything like it?
I remember actually listening to this and if it hadn't had the caption I would have just thought it was a bunch of sports people on a night out.
I didn't see anything there or hear anything that seemed racially motivated in the slightest.
It's a bunch of people dancing around to a song I don't like.
I didn't clip this.
I should have.
Can you play the audio from this just so people can hear?
Because it is so pathetic how people are like, yeah, this is anti-Catholic bigotry.
It's like, nah That's it That's it That's all of this.
That's what's getting the police involved because of the sectarian video, the anti-Catholic bigotry of doo-doo-doo.
It's just so sad.
It's just like, what's wrong with you?
Anyway, so the advancement on this is that apparently Rangers have started legal proceedings against Hamza Yusuf on the basis that, well, they're effectively being defamed here by the fucking, sorry, the Justice Minister, who's saying that these guys are engaging in anti-Catholic bigotry Well, no, we're singing Sweet Caroline, you absolute nutter.
This is a man who's just rabid about race and hate speech all day, every day, to the point that he's seeing it in the shadows.
There was obviously nothing there as well.
It's like he's so fixated on it that even when there isn't anything there whatsoever, he's just like, yeah, it's definitely there.
Absolute certainty.
I mean, what level of microaggression do you have to be pissed off at a song that's not even there?
Like, the lyrics aren't even there.
I mean, it's like someone saying, hey, do you want to get Chinese food?
And they're like, did you just say the C word?
Or something like that.
It's like, what?
What are you talking about?
You're just making stuff up.
Anyway, so it says in here, Rangers FC have begun legal proceedings against certain individuals.
Believed to include Hamdi Yusuf after police cleared the players of using sectarian language during title celebrations.
It's not going to go over how they still have laws about being sectarian.
That's weird.
Police Scotland said there was no evidence of criminality.
Alhamdulillah.
Seeing Sweet Caroline is now legal, don't worry.
We've got that one cleared at least.
I kind of agree that it should be illegal.
I mean, I'm so sick of hearing it.
But I don't know what's wrong with Scotland.
I feel like the police should just issue a list of things that you can say at this point.
It'd probably be faster as well.
So they've cleared them of having no evidence of criminality after investigating the footage.
Investigating five seconds of footage.
God, that must have taken long.
On social media, which reported to show the squad members chanting F the Pope while singing along to Sweet Caroline.
I mean, I played that once and got it, that it wasn't F the Pope.
So, I don't even know how they got it.
Like, you would have watched it.
It takes five seconds.
But still, they took the time to write that whole tweet about we're investigating this video.
It would have taken less time to watch the video than you type out that tweet.
Some people need to invest in better headphones, I think.
Especially the police.
Yeah.
They're looking for things that aren't even there.
I mean, this is all the same kind of thinking, though.
The fact that, well, someone said something that might be anti-group, therefore we need to shut it down.
And in this case, it's just F the Pope.
It's not a legal thing?
Like, if they had said F the Pope, would they go to jail?
Police Scotland?
Hamza Yusuf?
I mean, you seem to be of the opinion that yes, if they were saying F the Pope, you absolutely should be kicked out of the pub and found guilty.
Guilty of the crime of hating the Pope.
Okay.
Weirdly for a Muslim to say, but...
Every Protestant...
I mean, try to do that in Northern Ireland.
Wouldn't go down well, I imagine.
No, but it should be legal.
That's the thing.
It's just like, I don't care if some pathetic Catholics are like, no, you have blasphemed against the Vicar of Christ on Earth.
They're like, yeah, okay, I'm sure he'll live.
Don't worry.
I can say F the Pope and it'll be fine.
But not in Scotland, I guess.
In England.
You'll get arrested.
If you want some liberty, my fellow Protestants come south.
Oh boy, what a weird world.
But also, Hamza...
Have you ever looked at your own Twitter history?
Because this resurfaced the other day.
A few of his tweets, which he read, I don't know, presumably before he became a member of Scottish Parliament.
And they're pretty spicy.
So the first one here.
Jews of Jesus' death.
What next?
He'll let off all Muslims for 9-11.
Hashtag 2,000 years too late.
Okay.
The Jews killed Jesus.
Okay, Hamza?
Like, not the Romans, but fine, right?
That's...
But again...
What happened to him in these, like, ten years to go from this to the current state?
The next one's even more extreme.
So if we go to the next one, this is another one of his from 2010.
So it was, like, 11 years ago now.
Black comedians use the N-word all the time, plus Asians use the...
P-word, I'm going to say.
So not sure why it only becomes an issue when a white comedian uses it.
Says Hamza Yusuf, the man who just criminalised you saying hate talk in your own home.
2010, he didn't understand if a white guy said a racial slur.
I mean, because it's obviously dependent on the context of how it's used, not the slurring of itself that makes it offensive.
But he's like, no, I don't know why a white comedian uses it and then he gets in trouble.
Because it's obviously depending on the context.
It's just like, man, Hamza, you used to be someone who thought.
Like, actually thought something through.
Hang on.
It's not the term itself.
It's the context in which it is used, which is important.
And now you're the man who has criminalized talking in your own home.
What has actually happened to him in the past ten years is he had something dropped on his head.
How can you get to this point where you're like, okay, I understand that context is important, and then kind of regress to just like, yeah, none of it is okay, actually.
Like, not even in your own home?
I mean, that's the thing.
It's so ridiculous.
He's on about comedians doing it, which is controversial in some other areas other than Scotland.
American leftists also have a...
Yeah, exactly.
That's what I was alluding to.
I mean, I take, what is it?
The Ginger one.
I can't remember his name right now.
You know, the American comedian?
UCK? Is that the right guy?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, like he does an amazing sketch on this.
There was George Carlem.
I think he's dead now.
Did an amazing sketch on this.
I don't think I can repeat the whole thing, but he did a sketch about the N-word, the dreaded N-word.
And when you hear the N-word, I mean, what happens in your head?
Well, the word plays.
So what's the point in saying the N-word?
Same effect, but all right.
Whatever.
We'll be living.
And he goes on this big rant about like, well, why do we not care when black guys do it?
It's like, right, it's because they're N-words is what he said.
And it's like, yeah, that's the point.
That's the point.
It is that the context of the word that is valuable, not the word in and of itself.
I mean, you can see the same thing with the dog.
You can say to the dog, oh, I love you.
I love it.
You know, no, no.
You can say to the dog, I'm going to kill you and start stroking it.
I'm going to run you over with my car.
I'm going to turn you into Smush and all the rest of it.
And then you can shout the dog, I love you.
And it's scared of you shouting.
Because it's the context of the words, not the words themselves that matter.
I mean, the dog example being someone, you know, a creature that doesn't know any of the words you're saying.
But that's the point.
It's absolutely absurd, the idea that you should have talk within your own home criminalized.
But it's just amazing that the guy who understood this point ten years ago, or at least understood the nuance even of itself to the racial slurs argument, let's say...
Nah, nah, now he's criminalised everyone.
And now he's going to get sued by Rangers for saying that they engage in anti-Catholic bigotry.
Good on Rangers for actually suing him, though.
Yeah, get what you deserve.
I wouldn't expect that.
Horrible guy.
Absolutely awful.
Absolutely.
Right, so I'm going to pick things up a little bit by talking about something that's kind of a little bit humorous.
So you may be familiar with Laurie Lightfoot, the mayor of Chicago.
So...
Here's just a little quote of something she said.
Our inequalities as a city are rooted in race, class and gender and thus our recovery must face this reality and make investments to address and not shy away from these realities.
So she is essentially a race, class and gender socialist.
She's talking about redistributing wealth based on these three criteria.
I think that's fairly uncontroversial.
And that's a wokest.
Absolutely.
Fantastic.
And now, she recently came out and said she will only now do one-on-one interviews with black and brown journalists.
Right.
So, she's literally going to do the Family Guy sketch of pulling out, like, the colour card and seeing if you're okay or not okay to be the individual.
Exactly.
Like, if you're too white, then you're not going to be able to talk to her, apparently.
Mexicans brown?
I think they're okay.
As in they're brown or they're white?
I think they'll get to interview her.
They get to interview her?
I think it's just excluding white people, really, but saying it in kind of the...
I will only talk to these people.
What if you're half Hispanic, half European?
Then what?
I don't know.
You'll have to ask her.
You'll have to ask her.
But not the whole hour?
The black half can interview me for now, but not the rest of it.
Yeah, you have half the time.
What, one eighth?
What they've got to do is they've got to measure your genetic lineage and how much time you're allocated to talk to Laurie Lightfoot.
It depends on how much non-European heritage you have.
I'm just going to give you a three-fifths rule.
Three-fifths of an interview.
God.
What an awful woman.
An awful thing to do.
Yeah, of course it's awful.
She says, I ran to break up the status quo that was failing so many.
That isn't just in City Hall.
It's a shame that in 2021, the City Hall press corps is overwhelmingly white in a city where more than half of the city identifies as black, Latino, AAPI, or Native American.
I think the AAPI is...
Isn't it Asian American Pacific Islander?
I don't understand these.
Bloody alphabets, you know.
There's a million of them, isn't there?
Yeah.
So, she says, diversity and inclusion is imperative across all institutions, including media.
In order to progress, we must change.
This is exactly why I'm being intentional about prioritising media requests from POC, which is people of colour.
Alphabets.
Yep.
Reporters, on the occasion of the two-year anniversary of my inauguration as mayor of this great city, this imbalance needs to change.
Chicago is a world-class city.
Our local media should reflect the multiple cultures that comprise it.
Just Chicago.
I mean, internationally.
I mean, as a foreigner, all it's known for is just mass murder.
And pizza.
I suppose so.
Anyway...
So, the final thing she says is, we must be intentional about doing better.
I believe that when running for office, I stand on this belief now.
It is time for newsrooms to do better and build teams that reflect the makeup of our city.
So, a few things there.
I mean, saying that she wants to make up the status quo, as the chat correctly points out, she is the status quo.
Yeah, she's the mayor.
Like, you're...
I mean, Democrat-held area for God knows how long.
I mean, I don't even have to look it up.
I already know.
Just looking in American cities.
And then just, it's a shame that in 2021, the City Hall press corps is overwhelmingly white.
Why?
Why is it a shame?
Is something wrong with being white?
Presumably.
Because you're not giving them interviews.
She'd get along well with Hamza, wouldn't she?
Yeah, her and Hamza could bond over the hatred of white people.
Is Hamza white to her?
Because she's browner than Hamza, so is Hamza like, does she think he's slightly more inferior than her?
Because he's not as brown as her?
Or is that some kind of melanin supremacist position?
Yeah, because he's Scottish, so he's like proto-white or something, probably what she's going to call him.
And then he doesn't get to interview her.
I have no idea what goes on in her head.
Exactly.
I mean, this is the mind of a race politician.
So there are also people coming out to praise her for her decisions.
So there's one tweet here from Ryan Johnson saying, We applaud Mayor Lightfoot, Chicago's first black female gay mayor, for standing up to the status quo and recognising that granting black media with exclusive interviews is customary in the profession of media coverage.
So there's a lot of weird stuff going on there.
Congratulations.
Stunning and brave.
Compulsoria.
That's the important thing.
I'm sorry, it's just so sad.
It always gets shoehorned in as well.
It's so pathetic.
Sorry, I've lost it.
So, standing up to the status quo as well.
Like, again, the mayor.
I don't really understand what's going on here.
Democrat-run city, more or less.
And...
He also refers to black media as well, as in just, yeah, segregate the media into just racial groups.
There's black media and then white media.
What happens if they intermix?
What if a black guy works at a station that's got white people in as well?
What happens then?
I don't know.
It's compromised.
They can't interview them.
What percentage do you need before it becomes black media?
I would assume 51.
Just 51% it's black media now.
They are the media now.
What the heck?
Yeah.
And he also says exclusive interviews as is customary in the profession of media coverage.
So is he just saying that it's, you know, a custom that people give exclusive interviews and therefore...
You're allowed to pick who has these exclusive interviews.
I mean, it's not customary to do it along racial lines.
No, unless...
In American society.
Well, it depends how far back in the past you go.
She's just saying that she's going to use the one-drop role.
So if there's one white guy working at any of these companies, she gives an interview to you.
The interview's over.
She's leaving.
Presumably that's how it works.
In the middle of an interview, she finds out that they employ one white person.
Like, right.
The camera guy's white.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
So, there was one local article from the Chicago Crusader that was in support of...
That name.
It's unfortunate, really, isn't it?
Tapping into the pulse of African-American community since 1940.
So, yeah, it's clearly a non-partisan...
So they say, Not tell the truth.
Yeah.
It's not even...
It's not even...
Not even report on what's happening, but shape the narrative.
It's like, yeah, we have a narrative.
We want to push this.
Like, the result of black, brown and women representation on newsrooms and positions of power that can help shape the narrative.
Right, so you just want them there to lie?
Yeah.
Okay?
We want our cheerleaders to be the same colour and gender as us.
That's a view to admit it, but...
I'm amazed at how open they were about it, actually.
So they say, Black media's vantage point is often different than mainstream.
Our niches represent authentic voices of...
Diverse black audiences who are often seen with a stereotypical lens.
Too often white coverage focuses on violence, deprivation, and negative behavior, which represents a small percentage of Chicago's black community, yet dominates news coverage.
Like everywhere on the planet, negative news coverage is negative coverage.
But no, they're doing it to black people in Chicago, and therefore it's racism.
I mean, it's not like Chicago is renowned for gang crime or anything, is it?
I mean, it's a weird gripe to have, just like, yeah, being depicted as violent while all of these gang shootings are going on.
Mostly peaceful gang shootings.
What are they trying to get at here?
The media is just reporting on the news as it happens.
Yeah, but they need to shape the narrative, Josh.
It makes them look bad.
If they're reporting on all these murders, you need to suppress at least a few of them to equal it out a bit.
Some of them didn't happen.
The whole authentic voices, like we need diversity for authentic voices so they can shape the narrative.
I mean, the doublethink involved in writing this.
It's not like you need to look at what happens, it's you need to shape the narrative.
You need to be the right skin colour to shape the narrative, otherwise you can't do it, apparently, according to them.
I mean, it's literally how the Nazis would think.
It pretty much is, and it's...
I'm sorry to bring up the Nazis, but it really is that.
We need racial propagandists.
That's what they're asking for.
It's pretty overt as well.
They're not even trying to hide it.
They're not saying, tell the truth.
They're saying, shape the narrative.
I mean, it's so out in the open, I couldn't really believe it.
So anyway, this last part that I wanted to read out is, in an era where the streets are filled with Black Lives Matter marches and issues of social justice and equity are the topics of the day, we hope that diversity and inclusion become a part of every media company, from the boardroom to the street reporters.
So it's clear what these so-called journalists want.
I just can't get my head around it.
They're woke activists.
That's all they are.
And she's going to give them exclusive media coverage.
It seems like it, yeah.
Exclusive interviews, sorry.
But it's just so transparent that they just want socialism based on racial, gender lines.
I mean, they haven't said it completely explicitly, but it's as explicit as it's going to get there.
So another point I'd like to make is that these one-on-one interviews...
It's kind of an unusual thing, considering she has a white wife.
So, a little bit awkward.
So will her white wife still get one-on-one time?
This is ridiculous.
No, she's got to bring in a mediator.
In front of the black community, to mediate her conversations.
I wonder why her wife wakes up this.
She goes home, I'm only interviewing black people now, should I leave?
Should I go to another house?
They just stay in separate rooms at all times.
Separate but equal.
That's progress.
So, there's also reporters who are a bit more critical of it.
So there's this Latino reporter from the Chicago Tribune that says, I am a Latino reporter from the Chicago Tribune whose interview request was granted for today.
However, I asked the mayor's office to lift its condition and others, when they say no, we respectfully cancelled the What?
Lift conditions on others, and when they said no, we respectfully cancelled.
Politicians don't get to choose who covers them, which is perfectly reasonable.
Yeah, Gregory being a good guy there.
Well, I also love the idea that we've got the answer there.
He's Latino, as he says.
I mean, he looks white than me, but whatever.
Americans.
And he's called up the office.
He says, I want an interview.
She's agreed.
But I wonder what they write.
Like, is she writing next to him, like, Latino, mudblood, still acceptable, or something like that?
Like, what's going on there?
But she agrees to it, and then he's like, we'll get rid of the racial restrictions, and they're like, no, bye then.
Yeah, good for him.
Yeah, well, that's what journalists should be doing.
They're saying, well, you're not being open about it, therefore we don't want to interview you then.
You're only talking to a specific set of people.
And sure, people do that with, say, political candidates that are favourable to them, but then along the racial lines, yeah, it's...
God, could you imagine Trump coming at me like, I'm only going to be interviewed by whites?
The world would go absolutely insane.
We'd never hear the end of it.
Yeah.
And it just goes by the wayside as well.
Like, hardly anyone's really reporting on this.
I mean, it kind of got some attention just by how ridiculous it was.
And this is still the thing.
Like, she hasn't walked back on it.
Yeah, she's more than happy to continue with it.
So, there was a great article by the Babylon Bee, which is fantastic, that says, Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot was seen running for her life this afternoon.
observers said that lightfoot exploded into a frantic sprint after she saw thomas soul approaching to interview her according to sources lightfoot had recently said she would only grant one-on-one interviews with journalists of color moments later thomas soul crashed through a nearby wall in a fashion reminiscent of the kool-aid man lightfoot living up to her name went into a mad dash and has not been seen since she ran into the corridor and there was larry elder as well I was like, hello!
Let's talk about responsibility, huh?
Obviously, this is not a factual article.
This is satire.
But it makes a good point that even if she does limit things to so-called black and brown people, it's not going to necessarily free her from scrutiny because not everyone thinks like her.
Despite what leftists might want to make out.
And, of course, Thomas Sowell being a great example and someone who I very much appreciate.
Intellectually, he's going to be on 10 levels above her.
So, there's another article which was very critical of her as well, which is titled, I think, ironically, It's okay, Mayor Lightfoot, I don't interview blacks anyway.
Was it a black guy or a white guy that wrote this?
I'm guessing by his name, Dennis Byrne, I'm guessing.
Could be either.
I mean, I kind of got the impression that it wasn't, but he kind of just had the...
Yeah, go ahead.
I didn't really think it was that important, because it's more about the content of what he says.
I don't look up the colour of people's skin.
Alright, I'm not going to tell you the answer, though.
I'm curious now.
No, I'm not going to say it.
Fine.
So, he says, first, it's so obviously wrong to filter out non-black and non-brown journalists from her interview schedule that it hardly needs commentary.
What if I said I wouldn't interview her or other black officials because they're black?
Second, her complaint that the press court is too white seems to be based on the assumption that it is a result of racism of the system of the institutional kind.
She doesn't explain how that happens.
Here I will argue that racism is too simplistic of an explanation, which is very true and stuff that people have been saying for years.
that you know everyone's just like there there is some kind of inequality it is because of racism and that's it it's not nothing else it's not like the the world is more complicated than just one thing causes something else oh it blows my mind especially it's like a someone who's taught to be like a data scientist and carry out experiments You're meant to consider an innumerate number of variables that could affect something.
So this particularly triggers me.
It's one thing that causes this, just 100%.
Sorry, I'm beating a dead horse here a little bit.
No, you're right.
He says, in my four plus decades in the Chicago news business, I have never encountered a publisher or editor who refuses to hire journalists because of their race.
Quite to the contrary, for decades they made special effort to find and hire qualified black men and women, and they did it because they believed it was the right thing to do.
Which is true.
I mean, lots of companies would probably have affirmative action policies in place that would provide special privileges in hiring rights for people who are minorities, I would assume.
And he says, newspaper bosses I knew were anxious to increase readership in the black communities.
They wanted more coverage of the black communities.
They hired blacks with that in mind until some black reporters rightfully complained that they wanted to cover other things just like everyone else.
Which seems like a very reasonable point in that if they're hired for the sake of diversity and they're like, well, you are black and you're going to cover all the black news.
They're going to get a bit bored of that.
*laughs* It's a bit demeaning, funnily enough, like I have to even point it out.
It's like, yeah, you only cover the news that is relevant to the colour of your skin.
Imagine being hired as a man and they're like, yeah, you write man news, nothing else.
I don't think it's not explicitly male.
I mean, you're already selling it to me now.
Well, you'd subscribe to that magazine, would you?
I'd review whiskey and...
I see the chat's also mentioning Asians.
That's a good point.
I mean, they're not black or brown.
So, when do they come into this?
I don't know.
They're super white, as John points out.
I think they get lumped into the white category now.
Yeah, but they're better than whites, so...
They're super whites.
Super whites.
That's fair enough.
I grant them that privilege.
No, no.
You're not saying the progressives have done that?
No.
You know, see, I remember back with loads of universities and also the Democratic Party now, basically of the opinion that Asians do well in society, therefore they're basically white because they need to be oppressors now that they're on the top, so we just declare them white.
So it's not even that white is determined by, like, skin pigmentation anymore.
It's just, how successful are you?
Yes.
If you are successful, you're white.
I mean, it's literally, you know, the Marxist view of, like, oh, the bourgeoisie who are rich.
And it's like, yeah, no one believes any of that crap anymore.
What if we just say race instead?
Like, everyone who's rich is white now.
Obama, white.
I was just about to say that.
Oprah, white.
I'm going to do a hums of use of it in a minute.
So the final thing I thought worth mentioning from this article, which is very good, is I'll be told that I didn't see the systematic racism in the news because it was hidden, but that's a circular argument amounting to we know there is systematic racism because it's hidden.
It's hidden because systematic racism isn't out in the open.
Even hidden phenomena requires proof of their existence.
So this is great.
So clearly there is some rational local news still going on in Chicago.
Well done, first of all.
You haven't been purged from the city yet.
But this is definitely worth checking out if you're interested.
So, the next thing I'd quickly like to go over is, I know you love cringe, and while I was looking at stuff, I just noticed how there are some horrendous attempts at memes on Laurie Lightfoot's Instagram.
Is this her Instagram account?
Yeah.
I'm sorry, I just want to mention, I've just thought of one other thing.
Right, say you're a white reporter in Chicago, right now, if you're listening, send this to someone, if you know someone in Chicago who does a reporting, call up her office, say you're black, get her to come down to the room, and then when she walks in, sit there as a white guy, have the cameras rolling, and watch her walk out.
Film that and release it.
Perfect, go and do it.
That's a good idea, yeah.
So, here it has a picture of Laurie Lightfoot, and it says, your jump shot is always going to be weak, stay out of the parks.
What?
So it's a COVID lockdown thing.
It's like the stay-at-home order.
But she's talking about, yeah, you're always going to be bad at basketball.
So just stay out of the parks.
It's just like, oh, right, okay.
This is a bit crude, but it's not just me.
She kind of looks like a fish, right?
Like her eyes kind of pop out.
I mean, I wasn't going to say it, but yeah.
Thanks for that.
Insightful comment.
High-level commentary.
I don't know, it's just weird.
Anyway.
So the next one.
The racism's worse.
Friends don't give friends COVID-19, they give Netflix passwords.
Stay home.
There she is, just looking smug with her hands there, just like, yeah.
And then in the caption there, in case you're wondering, my password is, stay home, save lives, don't get me locked out.
Is this run by her?
Yeah, I think so.
I suppose no one else is this cringe, so...
Oh, God.
So the next one is, okay, fine, you don't have to wear pants, but you do have to stay home and please close the shades.
I don't even get that.
What's she even getting at?
Why are you posting this?
Why are you showing this?
I know.
I'm sorry.
There's only two more left.
I just wanted to subject you to some cringe while Carl is away.
More cringe than goddamn Dr.
Fauci.
I had that stuck in my head this morning.
Good.
Revenge.
So there's another one about the census where it has a little caption at the top saying, Mayor, according to the census numbers, there's only 5,000 people living in Chicago.
Me, stop playing with me.
Fill out the census.
And it's just her looking kind of sad.
It's just really bad memes.
And then there's another census one as well.
If we move on to that one.
Oh.
Census takes ten minutes.
You spend ten times that making memes of me.
I don't think this takes much time.
No.
God.
I'm sorry I had to subject you to this.
Yeah, that's some high-quality cringe there.
Or high-quality campaigning, I guess.
It wasn't relevant to anything, really.
It's just so cringeless.
It just had to be shared.
This is a real account.
It's verified.
This is the mayor of Chicago.
This is her campaigning on social media by making it cringe.
I mean, I guess it's sort of like, you know, date posting, where you make it so bad that it's going to get shared.
But, I mean...
I did think that, actually, that it's just so cringy that it has to be shared around.
Well, I mean, I've fallen for it.
I'm here talking about it right now.
If it is cringe-posing, good job, but some part of me thinks me doubts that it is cringe.
So anyway, you're going to talk to me about Ken and Karen running for the Senate.
Yeah, so this is a much more funny story than the ones we've had, and actually kind of white-pilling.
So, you might remember Ken and Karen.
So, you don't know who Ken and Karen are.
Are they their actual names, by the way?
No, no, it's not.
But it's just that's the nickname that would be given.
You should probably change his name on the ballot to be Ken and Karen, just because it's funny.
So, if we can get the first one up here.
You might remember this.
So, this was when the George Floyd riots were taking place.
Some guys broke into some neighbourhood here because they saw the house and decided this was a rich person's house, therefore killed them or something, I guess.
So they broke in, and you see Ken and Karen come out there.
Ken, with his rifle there, and her with her little pistol.
It's so meme-worthy, like the way they're holding it as well.
It's great.
Scarface and someone who's never held a pistol in their life.
Says me, who can't even legally have one.
Yeah, but even then, it's also just the clothes they're wearing.
I love it.
I love how he's just there in his little polo, and she's there in a little top.
I don't know, there's just something about it, with the house.
It's very Vice City.
They've stepped off of a yacht.
But I don't know what the facts of this were because I wasn't actually able to confirm, but apparently I heard a rumor that this was essentially a place they're renovating, so you buy cheap, do it up, and then sell it for profit.
So it's not even like they live in this house, which does seem quite large, but I mean, I live in Britain, so our houses are tiny anyway.
But the idea being here that these guys have turned up to burn it down because they rich, we ain't.
That's how Marxists think.
But the defense I saw of this at the time as well was that how could they do this?
How could they come up with guns against peaceful protesters?
Peaceful protesters are on your property.
I wonder how that happened.
So we go to the next one here.
You just see the gate there.
Broken.
I mean like snapped in half.
So it wasn't like they were just wandering and there was the sidewalk there.
There was a gate keeping them from the sidewalk as you would imagine for a house like this.
And it was destroyed.
So these people broke in.
It was not peaceful in the slightest.
Don't give me this BS. And it is ripped in half as well, for the people who are listening.
Yeah, it's a metal gate that's been ripped in half.
It's not a small thing at all.
That must be quite scary.
I mean, not to pick sides here, although...
Can't pick in sides.
Apparently it didn't do nothing.
Great.
So we've got the next image here as well.
Sorry, if you go back, just the next image on the tweet as well.
Just the image of them there.
That's amazing.
It's great.
I love it.
And of course, this turned into the memes of the day.
So we go to the memes, the first image here.
See the Ken and Karen movie.
Best feature film.
Best director.
Best actress.
Coming 2020 timeline.
Story by Anon.
So we go to the next one.
Saving private property.
Mark Patricia McCloskey.
Dr.
Graff films.
That's silly as well.
Just the...
I have no idea what her voice sounds like, but she sounds like a comic book villain in my mind.
Let me go to the next one as well.
So this is Falling Down.
You've seen the film Falling?
Of course, yeah.
He's had enough.
The Adventures of an Ordinary Man.
He's just going to push them too far.
Shoot you, you break those properly.
Which is the right thing to do.
They didn't do nothing.
They're actually great guys.
Like, they have private property, they have the right to defend themselves, people break in on their property, you're gonna get shot if you come here, because you're gonna destroy my stuff, and I have a right to defend it, and I have a right to defend myself.
Because you don't know whether these people who are breaking in have guns, you don't know if they have weapons, you don't even know what their intentions are.
They're clearly not peaceful intentions.
The fact that they broke your gate and stormed in with a whole bunch of them.
I mean, I saw that, as I mentioned, the defense people were like, peaceful protesters.
Ah, shut up.
I'm wasting my time on that crap.
So, if we can go to the next video, this is just a meme I made a while back, and I've been looking for an excuse to show it, so, I mean, why not?
This'll work.
Let's play.
It's GTA St.
Louis.
That's what it is.
Hey, lady!
You know what I'm gonna do?
Something like this.
High cities.
24-karat gold these days.
We send someone down to cut ourselves a nice slice.
I just think we're trying to put my seat.
Tommy!
Buenas noches!
You are not in liberty now.
We're here.
We do things differently.
We need to watch each other back.
You work for me now.
The deal was an ambush.
We were set up.
I have enough the wheels to try and fight.
That was my money, Tommy!
I used to move on.
Why'd you get in this business, you prick?
For the pussy, that's why.
One day, I'm gonna save your ass, and you're probably gonna wanna kiss me.
I told you we have a meme segment.
That's the thing, these guys became meme stars overnight, and of course they got prosecuted by the city, which is horrible.
And in response, they joined the Trump campaign, and they got on the Trump train.
So if we can go to the next link here.
So this is, um...
Oh, sorry, this is just one of their campaigning images.
So for their campaign, they're actually using the meme.
I mean, they're fully embracing the meme lord here.
I absolutely love it.
With them holding the gun, like, yep, yep, we're here to defend our rights.
So we go to the next one, which should be their campaign.
This is their campaign website.
And you can see them here and then some of the stuff they have posted.
And at the bottom they have a video about them saying about defending the place.
And it comes off really well.
It's really well made.
And I'm in awe of these good guys.
So they've also got a Facebook page.
We go to the next one.
So you can see them back down.
And then the Facebook page as well.
Shall not be infringed is not a suggestion.
I love it.
I love how forceful it is.
There's no apologizing.
No, no.
We defended our home.
Anyone who disagrees with us is wrong, and we're going to destroy you.
No, you do not take away our rights to bear arms.
You do not take away our rights to defend our houses.
And if some mob turns up, mob justice, social justice, get lost.
There is no argument about this.
I love it.
I love how they're so unapologetic.
And the depressing thing is, if this happened in the UK, I mean, like we had with the instance, what was it, the guy that pulled that sword, like fought off some burglars who had, what was it, screwdrivers, because England's a weird place.
Yeah.
People broken with screwdrivers.
I mean, a screwdriver can do some damage, because no one has guns here.
We're going to undo all of your furniture.
It's all going to collapse.
The guy pulled out a sword and just stabbed the burglar and was like, get lost!
And then there was a whole media campaign like, oh, the poor guy who broke into his house.
The poor burglar, yeah.
We get this all the time and it's so annoying, isn't it?
It's like, if you ever defend yourself against someone who breaks into your home in the UK, it's just like, that burglar is going to sue you, you're going to be in prison, you're going to be talking about their traumatic experience in the media...
Well, the media came around and the family of the guy who had died were planting rosettes and stuff outside their house.
They were like, sorry!
No, your dad tried to break it!
Son off with your flowers!
Wasn't there a huge controversy when they all removed them?
They were like, this is horrible, this is awful, you're being so insensitive.
He burgles so well.
But the conservatives here would just throw them under the bus.
So I'm really glad that the Trump campaign was in the position where it is, because I can imagine some rhinos would throw these guys under the bus as well.
And they've bring them into the fold.
And now they're running for Senate in Missouri.
So if you're in Missouri, you know which campaign to sign up for.
Go and volunteer.
Go and meet them.
Go and thank them for their service.
Saving the world one doorstep at a time, I guess.
So I wanted to play a section of their campaigning video, because the campaigning stuff is just great as well.
It's amazing.
So let's play this clip here.
When the angry mob came to destroy my house and kill my family, I took a stand against them.
Now I'm asking for the privilege to take that stand for all of us.
Oh.
I will never back down.
Our nation is under attack.
Big tech, big business, the swamp in D.C. are all working together to destroy our God-given freedom, our culture and our heritage.
When was the last time a politician defended you?
Defended America.
Stood between you and the mob.
We need defenders.
When the fascist mob came to my door, it woke me up.
I saw what the future of America will be if we don't all stand up right now and defend our rights.
Mark my words, the mob is coming for all of us.
The cancel culture, the poison of critical race theory, the lie of systemic racism backed up by the threat of mob violence, attacks on the Second Amendment, erosion of election integrity are all intentionally designed to destroy all we hold near and dear.
Missouri is not and must never become a socialist state.
You can count on me to defend our God-given constitutional rights as I've been defending them for over 40 years.
You're right to keep and bear arms.
Freedom of speech, to own and defend your own private property, and all the constitutional and God-given rights will be safe with me.
My name is Mark McCloskey.
I will defend the people of Missouri.
You have my word.
I will never back down.
That was awesome.
That was absolutely great.
I wish we had politicians like that, or even just candidates like that.
That was both the most American and based thing I've ever seen.
I know, right?
I mean, calling out critical race theory, calling out big tech, all the rest of it.
He's got everything solidly down there, but also just the defend yourself and your right to bear arms, the fundamental things, obviously, of his campaign.
I mean, do you trust him on that?
I certainly do.
The guy who's lived it.
He's proven, yeah.
If you go out on your doorstep with what looked like, was it an M16? I think it probably was.
I'm probably going to get corrected now.
We usually wouldn't cover some guys running for office or something like that, but the man, the meme, the legend himself is actually running for senator in Missouri.
If I lived in Missouri, I'd be signing up for his campaign and like that, because it'd be so much fun if nothing else.
Just hang on.
More meme magic.
Yeah, I mean, you should just make a video of him responding to the memes as well.
You know how politicians sometimes do for, like, mean comments and things.
Him responding to the memes would be worth it.
I'd watch that.
That'd be just an easy way to get free attention as well for a campaign.
If you're just reacting to something that's already a meme and all of the reactions to that, then it's guaranteed.
You could do what Trump did and just get all of that attention for free from the press.
Just to annoy the chat, I'm going to say it was an AK-47 and that's what he held.
Give him Are they already correcting me?
I bet they are.
Yeah, but you ever seen that clip?
Like, the guy went to a games convention?
I think it was like an AR-15 or something on the wall.
And he's like, the unmistakable silhouette of an AK-47.
So, anyway.
So, in response, Ho's mad.
Because, of course, Ho's mad.
Because this guy is based.
So, someone here.
Just some verified checkmark.
The new Republican Party in my state.
The only qualification you need to run for U.S. Senate is to wave a gun around at black people.
Hmm.
That's kind of overqualified.
Like, obvious nonsense.
He wasn't waving it at black people.
He was waving it at people who broke into his property and were threatening him, his family, and his life.
I don't think he was even waving it.
He kind of had it just in his hands, didn't he?
He wasn't even pointing it at him.
I mean, she was kind of waving it a bit, but, you know, who cares?
She definitely wasn't going to shoot anyone like that.
But no one died.
He defended his property, he defended his family, he defended himself.
Hero.
Absolute hero.
But no, he's waving a gun at black people.
Yeah, of course.
He's mad.
So we've got the next one here.
This is someone quoting Stephen Colbert, who apparently did a response to this.
Mark McCluskey and his wife went viral last summer for pointing assault rifles at BLM protesters.
Conveniently, leaving out the fact that they broke a gate and raided his property there.
Whatever.
Now McCluskey wants to run for US Senate because he said, quote, last summer God came to him in the form of an angry mob.
Wait, you pointed an assault rifle at God.
Okay.
American comedy, folks.
But moving on.
I don't know.
Just American comedy.
Well, American comedy.
Late night comedy.
What a gotcha.
Yeah.
There's no real setup there, but whatever.
Anyway, whatever.
Let's go to the next one.
So the next one is someone here saying, Mark McCluskey is running for Senate in Missouri, and his chief selling point is that he brandished a gun at racial justice protesters.
So he's overqualified.
Maybe he should be running for president instead of senate then.
Is that what you're asking?
I suppose so.
So he says, this again shows how essential a fantasy fiction version of the leftist threat has become to the GOP identity.
Fantasy.
Fantasy fiction version of the leftist threat.
I've just noticed, sorry, a bit of a tangent, but he's looking down the sight of his wife's gun as well.
I love it, because they just look like it could be your mum and dad, you know?
There's just some guys.
But they're the fantasy version.
Fantasy version of the threat.
I mean, who broke his gate then?
Was it the cyber ghost or something?
What are you talking about?
So if we just go to the next one here, just type in George Floyd riots.
These are the images you get.
This was what was happening at the time.
20 odd people died out of this thing.
A lot of people got injured.
Millions and millions of dollars worth of damages.
I think the insurance...
Billions, wasn't it?
Yeah, the insurance retail.
I think they calculated it as almost a trillion dollars, actually.
Something like that.
Really?
That much?
Premium claims or whatever.
There's a weird way insurance companies calculate things, so I don't know.
But it was ridiculous how much money was spent on just destroying things.
Why?
Because of racial justice.
No, there was no racial justice.
It was BS. Go watch the court.
We covered the court case.
No mention of race was brought up in that court case because there was no aspect of race to that court case.
You can argue there was an aspect of police brutality, but there was no aspect of race.
Nada.
None.
So I can't get over how people just gloss over all that.
I think it's an important thing to mention.
But yeah, based.
I hope he wins.
I hope he wins his run for Senate.
I look forward to seeing him in the Senate giving arguments.
It'd be goddamn cool.
With a gun, just like...
What stops him, actually?
I mean, are there rules about stopping you walking into the Senate with a gun to protect yourself?
I'm pretty sure that they're allowed to bring in like a handgun because I remember hearing some of them talking about...
Oh man, that's so good.
If that's true, every GOP senator and congressman and lawmaker, they should all do it.
They should all walk in with handguns.
Like, you know how all the women on the Congress in the Democrat side decided to wear white one day?
I think it was like a State of the Union.
All of them should just walk in with handguns every single day.
It should be part of the uniform.
If you want to be a red candidate, you've got to hold a handgun.
I'm not sure if it's just handguns or not, but I think it's pretty impractical just to turn up with whatever.
Just turn up with a minigun.
This is my right.
My god-given right.
Yeah, it is.
I love how belligerent Americans are about it, and they're right.
If you're in Missouri, go join up for his campaign.
If for nothing else, just take a picture and have a laugh.
It'll be fun.
Let's go for the next one.
Sorry, let's not go for the next one.
Let's go for the video comments.
Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to apologise for my camera issues, but two things.
I'd like to know how much of the Keto Sharia is just a meme, or how much of it is real, because, Carl, just have it in moderation.
It's fine, and bread stopped me starving to death as a kid, so knock it off.
And furthermore, Okmukmer's genuine question.
I'd love a video response to this.
Do you just prefer being called a racial slur to Okmukmer?
I saw a comment when people were like, they wanted to call it, what was it, birthing person instead of woman?
And all the comments were women were just being like, just call me a whore.
I'd be better off with that.
So I presume Yukimugamurs of the world.
I mean, technically I'm a Yukimugamur, because of the last name I have.
Oh, right.
That makes me a Yukimugamur.
Yeah, I'd rather be called a racial slur.
So, whatever.
To answer the question about the keto sharia, yeah, he keeps us oppressed.
Any bread is forbidden.
We get lashes if we eat forbidden.
No, not really.
No, it's only Carl that does it.
John as well.
John as well, yeah.
But I have enough self-discipline.
I don't need it.
I eat what I want.
Dad just needs to eat less food.
That's all.
I'm not going keto.
Keto is just crazy.
Painful breakfast.
Yeah, I'll do it.
Anyway, let's go for the next video.
Hi Lotus Eaters.
First, I am employed by an extremely woke company that you've definitely heard of.
They've alluded to putting us through diversity training soon.
Thanks to you, I know what I'm getting into and I have no intention of fleeing, but is this something you'd like to see documented from the inside?
Might be interesting.
Let me know.
Second, on ketosis, just realize that it's great for one and a half to two years, and then we'll stop working no matter how good you are at avoiding carbs.
So without changing strategies, the weight will start to come back.
So just be aware and manage your expectations.
So to mention a car, how long has he been doing it?
I don't know.
I'm not thinking he'd been on track.
John must be about two years since he's been doing it, isn't it?
Something about that.
So yeah, maybe we should tell him.
In terms of the diversity training stuff, it's always good to keep tabs on what's going on.
I don't want to go so far as to say record it or anything like that because that's just a bit of a headache and a bit unnecessary, but I mean, I definitely recommend documenting the more, let's say, extreme stuff.
Like the employee who made everyone aware of Coca-Cola enforcing their employees to be less white, for example.
I mean, just absolute nuts stuff that you could show any normal person and they would instantly get it.
That sort of thing is perfect because you can help wake more people up.
I mean, we see resources all the time.
We get a lot of stuff sent to us about diversity training and that sort of thing.
And it's all very useful and we compile it, but we kind of know what to expect at this point.
Like, it's all kind of cookie-cutter stuff.
They're doing the same sessions.
They've got formal institutions set up.
And although it's all kind of snake oil salesmen a lot of the time, it's not really deviating that much from It is always good to rehearse it, though, especially if the company is a particularly well-known one.
But it's your call.
We can't tell you what to do.
So let's go for the next video.
Hey, guys.
There's been a lot of talk about the proportionality of Israel's response to Gaza.
So I just wanted to talk a little bit about how restrained I think they're actually being.
Full disclosure, I have done some work for the IDF in the past.
Okay, so what if Israel just responded in kind and launched rockets straight back at Gaza?
What would the effect of that be?
Well, the Israelis have a modified version of the American M270 rocket artillery platform that the Israelis call the Smasher.
That rocket system is capable of deploying its full payload in just about a minute in a single salvo.
In its normal three-vehicle deployment, that results in about 23,000 discrete munitions being dispersed across a kilometer square.
The Israelis have 48 of those vehicles, so are capable of leveling a 16 square kilometer block in a single salvo.
It takes between five and ten minutes to reload that system.
The Gaza Strip is 365 square kilometres, so the IDF could effectively level the Gaza Strip in a little under four hours without the units ever leaving their depot.
That rocket system is more than capable of reaching Damascus as well.
I think, you know, people think of Israel as being a nuclear power and stuff, and they don't really realise just how ridiculously OP just their army is.
So, anyway, I just thought that you might find that interesting.
No, that was really interesting.
That was really interesting, yeah.
I had no idea about all of that, but it's kind of food for thought there.
I mean, I don't know enough about the whole conflict to have anything interesting to say, but it's good to know that the capabilities are so mismatched.
Not that I didn't know that already, but the extent to which.
From a military perspective, I do have to wonder, because sure, you have a duty, well, you're meant to have a duty, to try and minimalise civilian casualties, but if Hamas sends 700 rockets, let's say, indiscriminately to Israel, and the Iron Dome stops, you know, 90% or whatever...
What if Israel responded by just firing off 700 rockets?
Like, whatever you send to us, we will send an equal number back.
Just every time?
And if, okay, you'd say, oh, horrible, because they're indiscriminately.
Hamas has just done that.
And you could say, well, yeah, you should hold them to a higher standing because they're not terrorists.
Okay, sure, that's a true argument.
But from a military perspective, I mean, what is the condemnation?
It's just, well, we'll literally do to you whatever you do to us, so don't do anything.
Would that help settle it down or not?
I don't know.
Obviously, there's the argument that there are lots of civilians in the Palestinian areas and it's far more...
Lots of civilians in Israel.
Yeah, not getting involved.
Exactly.
I could see how you'd have that, but from a military perspective, I don't actually know why that wouldn't be a valid strategy of just being like, whatever you do, we will do in response.
And then, right, you want to fire 700 rockets?
You're getting 700 rockets.
Happy birthday.
But it's also one of the things with North Korea as well, as you mentioned, the artillery pieces there being able to do so much damage.
Most of the threat we talk about from North Korea is the nuclear threat, the fact that they could send a rocket into Seoul and then blow the whole thing up or whatever, right?
And they're not going to do that.
No, they're never going to do that.
But they have a ridiculous number of artillery pieces, so if the US was able to pre-emptively strike and blow up all of the nukes that the North Koreans have, it still wouldn't matter, because as soon as you start the invasion of North Korea with ground troops, North Korean artillery would have flattened Seoul, and you've killed millions of people.
So, something to also think about.
But anyway, let's move on.
Cheerful topics.
Yeah, well, you know, militaries are cool.
I'll grant you that, yeah.
Horrible times.
Well, I was a little bit taken aback by that oiled guy's use of the gold meme against me, you know, fellow man.
You shouldn't really do that, but okay.
I digress.
It is acceptable because he's been through a traumatic experience.
I mean, you can't expect a guy to really look at bread the same anymore when he's had a rod shot up his loaf.
Basically what I'm saying is, you have my sympathies.
So, another shameless shill, of course.
You have the somethings of shoddy light every Friday half an hour after the Lotus Eaters.
Come on, come all for a little nice show of just talking shrock and meaning.
Hope to see you all there.
Have a wonderful week.
That was horrible.
I felt that when you put the thing in the bread.
How could you do that to that poor bread?
You know what happened with the old guy, are you not?
No, I don't.
He had some kind of invasive medical surgery up his genitals.
My condolences.
I feel uncomfortable now.
Anyway, let's go to the next video.
Certain online socialists will claim that the increase in house prices over the past 30 years is a result of the bourgeoisie landowners buying up all the properties to create rented accommodation.
But can this really be the case?
After all, an increase in house prices can only be a result of an increased demand in housing, which can itself only be the result of an increased population.
This is a graph of the UK immigration over the past 30 years.
And if we just blend these two together and then give this immigration a little bit of a time shift...
Ah, well, would you look at that!
That's amazing.
I love how this guy makes points so easily in such a small period of time.
Again, send us that.
I'd love to put that out.
Yeah, some good use of graphs there.
What is that, one quarter as well?
I mean, four months when people are buying?
I mean, it's such an obvious point as well, that the price of houses is due to demand, and demand has increased because the population has increased.
I mean, it's not that difficult to get your head around, really.
Also, there's another graph he can look up.
I don't know how well it would fit for something like this.
Because Carl and me were talking about this, the difference in buying culture and renting culture through countries.
And in the UK, the amount of people who are renting, it's not really deviated all that much.
So you can't say it's because the evil landlords are buying both properties.
Doesn't seem to be at all.
Plus there are plenty of countries where the amount of people who rent is much higher and they're not having the same effects we're having.
We're having these effects because of the amount of people that are here.
We are the most densely populated country in Europe, aren't we?
Other than, like, I don't know whether tiny countries are particularly densely populated.
I think they're proper countries, yes.
Proper countries?
Oh, come on!
Monaco isn't a proper country, that's what I'm about.
Vatican City.
Yeah.
Anyway, let's go for the next video.
Dylan Bradford!
Woo!
That's great.
What'd you do?
I really hope you did drama or something with all those impressions.
Congratulations, by the way.
Congratulations.
That's wonderful to hear.
Part 4 of The Principle of Mahan, where God administers justice.
Cain kills Abel.
He feels really good about this, thinking he's going to get all of Abel's stuff.
God shows up and asks, Where's Abel?
Cain's like, I don't know.
And God says, I do.
You killed him.
And then God curses Cain, saying, When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength.
A fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.
Then Cain says, But Satan made me do it.
And I was angry because you accepted his gift and not mine.
And I can't stand this punishment.
It's awful.
And anybody that finds me is going to kill me.
And God says, Whosoever slayeth thee, vengeance shall be taken upon him sevenfold.
And I, the Lord, set a mark upon Cain, lest any finding him should kill him.
And Cain was shut out from the presence of the Lord, and with his wife and many of his brethren dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.
I'm trying to remember, I don't know if I got that right, but is his punishment because he lied as well, not because of the killing?
You're allowed to kill your brother, but you lied.
You lied to God.
I mean, to be fair, if God exists and all the rest of it, surely lying to God is actually worse than murder.
It's also really futile, because he's already all-knowing in the first place.
Yeah.
But like, if God's real, Heaven's real, then he goes to Heaven anyway.
So it's like, lying to God is pretty bad.
I'd say murder's pretty bad too.
I don't know.
Is it?
No, I mean...
Alright, Callum.
Let's go to the base takes.
Would lying to an omnipotent being that created everything be worse than killing a being that's going to Heaven anyway?
I feel like murder is probably still worse than lying, even if it is to God.
Yeah, maybe.
Anyway, let's go to the written comments on the notes.
Do you want to read these?
Yeah, sure.
Heathcliff Flown.
Since the Scots are no longer being oppressed by the English, their only option is to oppress themselves.
Correct.
Chitchy Potato.
I'll never understand how Hamza has so little self-awareness to shout about white Scotland is and in turn around and decry race-based speech.
Yeah.
He's just lucky that he's got parliamentary privilege.
I mean, literally, that's the term for it.
It's not some SJW word.
No, he's got parliamentary privilege because he's in the parliament speaking.
If he was outside the parliament, that'd be hate speech.
You could charge him.
You could just trick him into talking about it and then get him arrested under his own law.
Just did an interview.
God, that'd be so good.
He deserves it as well.
Someone, if you're a journalist in Scotland, interview Hamza Yusuf if you can.
Try and get him to talk about hate crime and maybe trick him into talking about...
Whites.
Yeah.
And if he does that, then call the police and then he will get arrested by his own hand.
Look, it's the law.
It's your job to comply, so...
So, Amar Awad.
Hamza Youssef didn't do nothing for his constituents, democracy or freedom.
I think his largest contribution to humanity might be the memes at his expense and little else.
The thing I hate about these racists, Hamza and Laurie Lightfoot, is that they have no limiting principle for diversity and you know that even if they reach the exact representation of all groups in all spaces, they would still not be satisfied.
Yeah, I mean, this is something John's always said, that you've got to reach 100% diversity.
And then they'll be satisfied.
Because what's diversity?
It's not white people.
They hate white people.
That's what you can see with Hamza there.
He doesn't just say, oh, I want, like, whatever, I don't know.
I mean, so what's Scotland?
99% white anyway?
So he wants 1% minorities?
No, he doesn't want that.
He wants, like, 100% minorities.
And then he'll be happy.
Even if it makes no sense.
Equity can never be achieved anyway, and it's always just a principle that's talked about to achieve power in the end.
It may not be overtly, but that is the consequence that always results.
Yeah.
I like your point that it's made to achieve power.
They're not interested in equity.
When they spouse off all their nonsense, they don't even believe it.
I don't trust them for a minute.
No.
There's no, oh, I want 40% migrants or something.
No, you don't.
No.
They obviously know that equity is like an actual policy.
It's so difficult to achieve.
It's near impossible, if not impossible, because there's just no way that you'd be able to do that.
Anyway.
Wokest, sorry.
Rhys Sim, you'd be surprised, Callum and Josh, being Scottish, I surprisingly talk to a lot of Scots, around 80-90% of people I talk to who are either support or are neutral towards the S&P. Either have no idea about the hate crime regulation that they proposed or they have heard of it and that it comes with a seven-year sentence for a spicy meme.
It's weird, though.
Like, if UKIP started proposing hate speech laws, I feel like people would have noticed during the referendum campaign, but with the SNP, I mean, with the referendum, well, there's no referendum now, but with the independence movement, yeah, you're absolutely right.
Most people don't seem to notice at all.
I don't get why.
It's weird.
I mean, do the law to work, I guess, Rhys.
Educate them, which I'm sure you're doing, so thank you.
Luke West.
Callum's lunch bread.
Josh's lunch bread.
John's lunch bread.
Every single Lotus eater's lunch bread.
Sargon MacYusuf.
Callum's lunch bread.
Josh's lunch bread.
I didn't realise that's what I was going for.
I did have bread for lunch, actually, so it's not wrong.
Speaking of which, if you want to work holidays, he's on holiday again.
He's on holiday till Friday, and then he'll be back on the following Monday.
Okay.
Edward of Woodstock.
Ah, yes.
Scotland.
Adopting socialist fascism to own the Anglos.
Yes, that sure showed us Scotland.
Also, Hamza Yusuf.
White.
Why is this self-proclaimed Celt so insulted by Pakistan being brought up?
Yeah.
Who brought up Pakistan?
Why are you bringing Pakistan into it?
Well, who else engages in child mutilation?
You tell me.
Who's cutting off clits of girls?
Anyway.
Isn't he ethnically speaking from Pakistan, though?
No, he's a Celt, according to him.
Or Pakistani, depending on whether it's raining or not, I guess.
He's only Pakistani when it's raining.
Yeah.
Well, he's Celtic when he's raining.
He's Pakistani when the sun's out, I guess.
So, he's Celtic most of the time, then, in Scotland.
Yeah, I suppose so.
Student of history.
I'll be honest, guys, I understand why the Scots dislike the English, but Jesus Christ isn't the goddamn way Scotland pleads.
What?
Jesus Christ isn't the goddamn way.
Yeah, it isn't the way to hate the English.
Like, if you're voting S&P because you hate the English, come on, there are better ways to hate the English.
S&P is not one of them.
Natalie Collier, murderers are a subculture.
Would arresting them be a hate crime?
What do you think, Callum?
Because, I mean, it's a nonsensical law, anyway.
Because, I mean, take the subculture.
Well, how small can a subculture be?
It can be one person.
Because why could it not be?
Well, a culture of one person.
Exactly, there's still a culture, still a subgroup.
The law leads you down that road.
It's the Ayn Randian point of, like, well, the smallest minority is the individual.
In which case, stop, stop with this nonsense where you're trying to find minorities or subgroups or some minor group to defend.
Just defend the individual and you're done.
It's all contrived nonsense at the end of the day.
Well, it's the collectivist nonsense mindset where they're like, oh, well, look about collectivists.
And it's like, well, but there are smaller collectors within them to take care of.
And Ayn Rand actually points out, well, the smallest minority is the individual.
And then, oh, good luck.
We've got back to individualism.
Now we can ignore that nonsense and move on, surely.
I don't really understand the compulsion to identify with a group in the first place.
Just like, yeah, I want to de-individuate myself and accredit my personality to belonging to some other group.
There are plenty of groups you could join.
I mean, like political organizations, for example, or, you know, woodmaking or going to a shooting club or something.
But doing it on the basis of, like, random characteristics about yourself that don't mean anything is weird.
Yeah, but the examples you gave there don't necessarily have to be contradictory to being an individual, though, do they?
Yes, that's correct.
So, Justin B., a complete list of phrases that you will be allowed to say when the S&P have finished with their hate crime laws.
I voted for the S&P. F the English.
True?
I hate Emmanuel Goldstein.
I love Big Brother.
Alex Ogle.
A small point, but the Rangers fans and players weren't singing doo-doo-doo, but instead, burr-burr-burr.
That brings it slightly closer to F the Pope.
Still not in agreement.
I'm sure maybe it brings it slightly closer, but it's still pretty far away.
That's what they say.
The only trouble is that it brings it centimetres closer to a target that is parsecs away.
Exactly.
Alex, you're absolutely right.
Yennels J. Mullock.
Me.
Sweet Caroline.
Hamza Yusuf.
That's anti-Catholic.
Me.
Sweet Caroline.
White, white, white, white.
Hamza Yusuf.
Much better.
Oh, boy.
You made me sing a song I don't like.
Damn.
I'd rather listen to Dr.
Fauci.
I'll play that in two.
Chad Kuala.
Unlike BLM, I think that politicians pushing the anti-white nonsense are doing so as a means, not an end.
The real end is keeping the population divided against itself so it can be exploited.
It is, after all, the easiest to rule over a disunited people than to lead a united one.
That's exactly what I was saying earlier with the equity thing where it's a means of getting power more than anything else.
That's...
Although it may not be the motivation for some people, they may actually believe in it, that's the ends.
The guys at the top certainly don't.
Of course, yeah.
They understand what they're doing, don't they?
MEP Flyboy, Laurie Lightfoot, aka Beetlejuice.
You get what you vote for while Dominion permitting.
What's the Beetlejuice reference?
I don't get it.
Have you not seen the picture of the shrunken head in Beetlejuice?
And it kind of looks like Lori Lightfoot.
Beetlejuice.
It's uncanny.
Sorry, I know people are already going to be calling me an uncultured swine.
Oh!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That, um...
Pretty fish-like.
So...
Yeah.
Oh god, there's so many...
John just typed in Lori Lightfoot, Beetlejuice.
If you go back to the link there, not just the images.
Like, go back to all so we can look at the articles there.
There's just so many articles being like, hey, she looks like Beetlejuice.
Oh, boy.
Oh, man.
E.T. as well.
Anyway.
Lord Grey's Fang.
Compulsory DNA tests are only a few steps away.
Your percentage of white will dictate the rights and services you can take part in.
So I'm going to be 100% disenfranchised.
That's great.
Oh, don't worry.
You're part Scottish.
It's my oppressed half.
Kekistani Freedom Fighter.
It's funny how whenever inclusion is mentioned, people are excluded for being white or for wrong-think in general.
Yeah.
That is the only way it goes, really.
It's weird.
Inclusion for them just means the lowering of standards.
It doesn't actually mean including groups of people.
And when it comes to diversity, it's just not you.
That's it.
Caffeinated century name.
What if journalist was trans black?
Would she still do the interviews?
Yeah, come on.
Someone needs to get on that boot polish and find out.
God, could you imagine some white journalist who's like, can I get an interview?
No, he comes back the next day.
Can I get it out?
God, I want to see that.
Chicagoan journalists, you know what you need to do.
Because that's what she's saying to them as well.
It's like, you need to be black or brown to come and see me.
And it's like, well, I can't help it, love.
So what am I meant to do?
Well, I guess so.
Be Justin Trudeau over there.
Yeah.
John's got a picture of Trudeau on the screen.
Okay.
Henry Ashman.
I swear that the left treats Asians as Schrodinger's ethnicity.
They swing between white and non-white, depending on whether they're winning or not.
And B, does the left want them to win?
It's very true.
Do they only win if they're being observed?
God, I hate this argument.
Bring our water as wet in a minute as well, aren't you?
I don't take part in these pedant arguments.
I kind of take part for a little while and then realise that it's all futile and give up and then leave other people to argue for my entertainment.
Can't.
Kieran O. Hi, Lotus Eaters.
I think you guys are missing a part of the Ken and Karen story.
Apparently, the wife's gun was inoperable due to a reverse firing pin as the couple used the gun as a prop in court before they are lawyers.
The state disassembled and reassembled the gun correctly and claimed it was in working order and...
It was in working order.
Fabricating evidence.
To try harsher charges to the couple due to their waving the gun around rather haphazardly.
I believe Tim pulled in a segment on this.
Yeah, I wasn't aware of that.
Thank you for telling us.
So the gun she was wearing was dud.
I mean, I'm not going to notice that either, being a British person.
I don't know nothing about guns.
I suppose that's why she was happy to wave it around.
Whereas you can see he was taking care of his rifle.
To number nines, you guys have to see the Freedom Toons video of Ken and Karen's Oppressed the Mob on YouTube.
It's hilarious.
Freedom Toons.
Ah, yeah, I'll look it up.
I vaguely think I've heard of that before, actually.
Oh, Freedom Toons.
Yeah.
Ah, man, you need to...
Toons, there we go.
Yeah.
He's a great YouTuber.
He does, like, animations of whatever political thing.
He did a really good roast of Dave Rubin, even though he likes Dave Rubin, like most people do.
And she was just like, I agree with that.
I think that's probably how I know it, actually.
Yeah.
Again, love you, Dave.
Love Freedom Toons.
He's a great guy.
Ken and Karen.
Karen.
Right, yo.
But did you get the reference with the name as well?
Hmm?
Two number nines.
Number nine large.
Number nine with extra dip.
Number seven...
You don't know Big Smoke?
Oh, right.
Yeah, from San Andreas.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Justin B. The Ken and Karen story was roughly how you say, but some differences.
The protesters didn't actually break up.
Break-in, per se, is private community with a gate on one end, but no gate, just a sign at the other end, according to Tim Pool's reporting.
The protesters walked in, the open end broke the gate later.
Protesters claim they weren't on private property, as they were in the street outside their house, but the whole street is private, so they were trespassing.
Either way, they were walking towards the house, and it took the guns to make them turn around, so...
Yeah, I mean...
But thanks for telling us.
It's kind of details, isn't it?
And I'm not surprised that they don't understand, you know, gated communities, these Black Lives Matter types.
And they're socialists.
It's like, what is private property?
Never heard of it.
Yeah.
Joseph Booth.
The boss is out.
Quick, play the memes.
I didn't realise it was that transparent, but okay.
Tom Y. McCloskeys have been renovating their house for some 30 years now, I think.
It used to belong to someone notable in the city's history.
It was on Tucker when it happened.
In any case, whoever worked and created anything of value would defend it if potential arson would have a weapon, just like they did.
Yep, absolutely.
It was a lovely home as well.
I'd love to live there.
Rose Gonella.
I believe the McCloskeys actually live in the house.
They're not intending to flip it.
It's a very old house.
They've been restoring it for something like 30 years.
Yeah, yeah, the same thing.
Inside is gorgeous.
I would have got my gun too.
I don't doubt that it looks nice inside as well.
Who wouldn't know?
Everyone in that crowd, if they own that house, would have pulled their gun.
So, I think this is nonsense.
Henry Ashman, Ken and Karen run a good campaign, but where's the playground with the words suck graffiti over the crotch?
Tiger Patel for God Emperor.
We should do, I don't know, maybe we should do a segment tomorrow of just Tiger Patel.
He's keeping his campaign promises, because he's fixed the swings.
Yeah, he's fixed the park already.
But he also got into some controversy recently, I'm not sure if you heard about this, where he was...
Which one?
Which one do you mean?
Because he tweeted a whole bunch of things that were like, a real rollercoaster ride of based and cringe.
So...
So yeah, he was tweeting out in favour of Palestine, and he was losing loads of tweets.
Losing loads of tweets?
Losing loads of followers because of his anti-Israel stance, which is understandable by the fact that he's from Pakistan.
What were you expecting?
Yeah, exactly.
No love lost.
He tweeted out, Tony Blair should be in prison for war crimes.
I was like, right, base, base, base, base, base!
I think even Tony Blair agrees with that at this point.
That's got to be the ending for the base Blair segment we do at some point.
Tony Blair agreeing that everything he did was bad.
We're like, right, what's the natural conclusion, Tony?
War crimes.
Go to jail.
The natural conclusion is he's just like, right, we're going to have to repeal the capital punishment laws.
Especially for me.
Just for me.
So, Ignacio Junquera.
Callum, you asked why there weren't bans of Spaniards defending their streets in...
I googled this the other day as well.
I'm sorry.
Because I've messed it up already.
I'm going to keep messing it up.
Sweater, I think it is.
The answer is...
Sweater or something?
I'm sorry.
The answer is that the right...
The answer is that the right, so self-defense is non-existent.
to give you an example several burglars broke into the house of a family at knife point and threatened to kill the son and rape the wife but the husband was a black belt on some martial arts he killed one of the assailants and sent the other two to hospital Based.
What did he get as a reward for these heroics?
Several years in prison and then having to pay the robbers that survived reparations.
I can't wait until someone based to introduce the Second Amendment.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, the guy should be given the key to the city, you know?
Someone breaks into your house trying to rape your wife.
He kills them.
Good guy.
I mean, that's the kind of guy you'll hold up in the neighbourhood and be like, yeah, this guy.
I'm sorry to hear that Spain's adopted British culture there and punishing people for defending themselves.
Yeah.
You also asked me to translate a Moroccan comic mocking the Spanish, but I couldn't find it.
Not like the media will report in Morocco being a-holes.
They are good boys who didn't do nothing.
Yeah.
I imagine they are boys who didn't do nothing.
But, I mean, if you Google...
I'll post it on Gab.
I'll put up my Gab or something, or Twitter, and get someone to translate it there, then.
But we'll find it.
Thank you, though.
So, that oil guy at the patrician.
Not a great weekend for black empowerment.
Black Hammer has been evicted from the land they didn't buy with the money they raised and Sasha Johnson shot in the head at a house party at 3am by what will definitely 100% be a white supremacist and not a black gang thing.
Well...
It's funny you should say that.
We've found out that it was gang-related, and she wasn't actually the intended target, allegedly.
The Telegraph has reported that they've spoken to a friend of hers, and the friend says, yeah, it was gang.
Drive-by.
Gang.
Hmm.
So that.
But also the Black Hammer group.
Yeah, you should do that tomorrow.
We'll do that tomorrow.
What, the dissolution of Black Hammer?
Yeah, the Nazbols.
The Nazbols were like, yeah, we're going to buy this land and build mud huts.
In terms of they didn't even buy the land.
Yeah.
We didn't even look into the leader either.
Well, I didn't.
It was me that did the segment.
But we really need to look at who this guy is, because supposedly it's a gold mine, and I haven't actually mined it for its gold quite yet.
I was right, though.
Told you they wouldn't buy the land.
Just going to smoke dope.
Yeah.
Well, supposedly, even before they raised that $64,000 that they got, they said that they'd already bought the land.
So what are they going to spend the $60,000 on?
Like infrastructure, I imagine.
Mud huts.
Yeah, I know people have been messaging me, like, trying to explain earthbag homes, and I get it.
People got very mad at me for making fun of them.
Made of mud.
It's a hut.
Good call, mud hut.
I feel like the people selling the earthbag homes in California or whatever should also just call them mud huts because it's funny as well.
Anyway, we're out of time.
So we're going to head off.
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