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Dec. 11, 2025 - Louder with Crowder
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🔴 Woke sports reporting, crazy women, and a stabbing: All you Thursday news
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Okay, here we go.
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Take tick, kick, dick, take, take, take, kill.
Take, kill.
Take, kill.
Here we go.
Welcome to the lineup live.
We were just discussing our favorite Christmas movies here.
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A lot to get to today.
Making it illegal.
Remember, making a murder, making it illegal.
Pablo, I believe his name is Pablo Torre, has been trying to create the new Abrego Garcia.
You've heard of this as Venezuelan soccer player.
Spoiler alert, gang member.
We're also going to talk about the Charlotte Light Rail, another stabbing incident that took place.
And, you know, at first we thought there was a good Samaritan, and then we realized that just Charlotte is an awful place.
I don't want to vilify an entire city of people, but Charlotte is a terrible place.
And we're going to discuss women's standards right now.
Women's dating standards, because there's a TikTok trend and you have a lot of women blaming men and setting their expectations in their dating profiles.
And people wonder why young men and young women aren't getting together.
Well, you know what?
We have the answer, and it's funny because there's an Asian in it.
On with the show.
Ho, ho, ho.
Your mother's a hoe.
Yeah, the Veluga, not the white czar.
You just fire him.
I'll have a pat down, okay?
Ah!
What?
You got me sitting out here like some festive hooker or some shit.
That's right.
I mean, oh, oh, oh, oh.
This is one of your undercover stings.
I've seen your show, Louder with the Church Off, where you go undercover.
You got the COVID czar guy in New York, and then you got Mamdani.
Are you trying to get my manifesto?
Because don't worry about it.
Old St. Nick has Steve right at the top.
The nice list?
Sick.
No, not the nice list.
I was just trying to find out what you wanted for lunch.
What do you want up for lunch?
Yeah.
Well, why are you sitting in my lap then?
I'm just trying to make it fun.
Well, it ain't fun anymore.
Okay, well, then we can have fun at lunch.
You got no tickets.
You got a big ass.
I'm here, my first girlfriend.
Get off.
What do you want for me?
At my age, what do I want for lunch?
An 18-year-old chairlady from the University of Florida.
I don't think we can.
Suck it down the chimney.
Get that down the chimney.
Have her come in the back door like the rest of the pigs.
We got him.
Okay, get this off me.
You really are griefy.
Why you?
Why you?
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Oh, wow.
Great.
Hey, hey, nice start.
Good to be glad to be with you.
And a new staff in the new year.
Fire!
Back to long sleeves.
Thanks, Gerald.
Hey, question of the day: what's the most unrealistic expectation you've heard a woman have for her man or her potential man?
We're going to be talking about that.
And remember, guys, it's a live show weekdays, 11 a.m.
Captain Morgan, CEO.
You could rock a short sleeve.
What's the deal?
You have.
Because you immediately made fun of me.
I did not.
I was commenting on your guns.
Mm-hmm.
Can't take a compliment.
6 p.m. Eastern on the Rumble Live lineup.
You can watch him and you can go check out all of his other content.
And I know he'll have some dates here in the new year taking a well-deserved break.
So get those tickets while you can.
Funniest man alive, Mr. Nick DiPaolo.
I wouldn't hold your breath on them tickets.
I know.
You reach a certain point.
You're like, oh, it's not the shows, it's the travel.
And it's just terrible.
This show is the only fun part.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
When you're a young comic and you're not connected to anybody and you just, you're a whore and it's flying.
Right.
You'll bang a Koke check girl with a fucking hair whip.
You were sleeping with everybody.
Yes.
And it was part of the game.
Tony Bob, Al, little Moe with the gippy leg, Cliff.
Oh, yeah.
I probably will.
I already missed kind of.
Yeah, I know.
If I lived in a city, Steve, that I had a comedy scene and to be great at it, you got to be in there every night working on stuff.
No.
Oh, you've already said that.
I think you've already earned your stripes.
He has.
He likes living amongst the coloreds.
All right.
Oh, my God.
I love you for that.
Here's a fun.
This is the best show ever.
Here's a fun one.
You're going to like this one, okay?
This is real.
Two Santas in Baku, Azerbaijan decided to, you know what?
They decided to start letting hands fly.
Wait, what?
Nice job.
playing.
Stand off.
He has a second go.
That looks like you.
What?
Two things that I love about that.
They're like dressed in the traditional sort of orthodox Santa garb.
And that was not a hold me back, hold me back.
That was two guys.
That was two dogs staring through the fence.
They wanted to go.
That was genuine.
Like, all right, okay.
You want to do this?
Does anything happen in Abidjan that's not violent related?
I don't.
Well, the two Santas apparently were fighting over territory, which I don't know.
Territory or a Granny Smith apple?
I don't know.
And they got separated by a gypsy.
He's like, hey, hey, why don't you let St. Nick worry about what's right for St. Nick, okay?
How do you say it?
Eiser Bajan.
Yeah.
And by the way, the fight even carried over.
Like, this is a problem.
If you're in a position of leadership, you have to set a good example because then people follow the leader as seen in the North Pole.
That being said, I do...
He's ferocious.
Is that a flyway?
Yeah.
The last part.
A little Tasmanian devil.
I was waiting for little Dana White to come up with a belly.
By the way, speaking of which I still, I don't know about you, sometimes I still laugh at childish, the Looney Tunes.
There was a song playing, and it was Looney Tunes version of We Wish You Merry Christmas.
Oh, the best.
And so they all do their parts.
You know, like, we wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
I haven't heard that one.
I was still laughing.
I love it.
Still in my head.
It's catchy.
So is Chlamydia.
Good.
Hey.
Hey.
But enough about Iser Bajan.
Yes, exactly.
Yeah.
That elf said she was 18.
Her name was Comet.
Now.
What a vixen.
A case.
Nice.
In case you missed another, this is another story, another stabbing that should not have ever happened.
I mean, yes, two elves?
Yeah, well, it could.
Oh.
That's, yeah, we prefer the term Canadians.
So this is one of, it's not a difficult problem to solve.
Sometimes people act as though it's really complicated when you're dealing with illegal aliens, when you're dealing with crime.
It's not.
It's not.
And as a matter of fact, this is where sometimes the older ways are the better ways in the sense of enforcing the law and the sense of zero tolerance on violent crime.
Sometimes the new way is not necessarily better, and sometimes the new way is better.
Things advance, technology advances.
In this case, I think it's time to go back to the older ways.
We deal with criminals the way humanity has always dealt with criminals.
Now we can see the results of the other way.
You can look at places like Charlotte.
You can look at places like New York.
You can look at places like Los Angeles.
But another stabbing that never should have happened, and that's a much tougher pill to swallow.
You can't end all crime, but you certainly can prevent crime being committed by people who have no business being here legally.
That's the role of the government.
Well, this one happened again on Charlotte's Light Rail.
Oscar Solazano, Solarzano, excuse me, boarded the light rail, got off the train at the Newburn station, stayed on the platform, and then got on another train.
They say he was drinking alcohol.
Okay.
So let me ask you: are you going to say it's racist if you see that guy get on the L-train car and say, you know, maybe I'm going to wait for the next one?
Yeah, I'm a good guy.
So you should never judge a book by its cover.
When there's scar tissue on the eyebrows and a connect the dot map on his forehead, is it because of the tint in his skin?
No, but it doesn't help when you take the totality of this into consideration.
But again, that would be white guilt, and that would be racist.
You never want to discriminate.
Let's continue.
Alcohol and yelling at passengers.
Prosecutors say the victim told Solozano to stop yelling and leave people alone, but Solarzano kept drinking, then went over to the victim and tried to fight.
Officials say the victim pushed Solarzano and he fell into a seat.
Then when he got back up, he pulled out a knife and stabbed the victim in the chest.
So who is Oscar Gerardo Solarzano Garcia?
A lot of names.
Okay.
References available.
Link in the description.
But take a guess.
Don't cheat.
Comment below.
What criteria do you think he meets?
Correct.
33-year-old Honduran National has already been deported twice.
2018 and 2021 was banned from riding Charlotte Transit in October.
Oh.
Oh, good.
So, okay, so it's almost like just saying you're banned.
It doesn't do anything unless you continually enforce it.
Hey, you're not allowed here.
Oh, great.
How are you going to know?
The person was previously arrested.
Aggravated battery, the deadly weapon, robbery, resisting arrest, destroying evidence.
That one's pretty hot.
It seems like they should charge him with that.
And now charged with attempted first-degree murder.
He's opening a letter from the president.
All these letters to Santa Claus.
Now, here's the thing.
At first, this story came out and you thought, hey, there's a good Samaritan, and we want to give credit where it's due.
Yes.
That's not exactly what happened.
Oh, come on.
And by that, I mean it's not what happened.
But the would-be hero who stopped Garcia was Kenyon Doby.
And he live streamed this clip from his hospital.
But I think you can see the direction this is going to go.
What's up, everybody?
What it do, babe?
You know, in recovery, man.
I know I need a little cut or whatever looking rough.
There it is.
Storytime coming soon, y'all.
Story time coming soon.
Well, you're right.
Yeah.
Certainly after the morphine, you can't shut him up.
What are the odds they got to do with those two guys?
So we're going like, hey, okay, great.
Black guy, but did a good thing.
Good thing.
Stopped him.
In a twist of events, Doby was arrested yesterday for allegedly punching a pregnant woman in the face and causing a facial fracture.
To be fair, to be fair, he was at a Cinnabon.
And so Seems like, all right.
He's an anti-hero.
I didn't know she'd.
I put a post of her in my bedroom to put a fair faucet on her.
No, leave her as is.
Betty Grable.
Caught her.
Loved her.
So here's the thing.
We really, really, we were trying to highlight in this case, because we have in the past.
For example, David Dorn, right?
We sold those shirts and we gave the profits, the revenues to a charity of the family's choice.
He was a man who was shot over a TV during the Black Lives Matter riots.
He was a black police officer in his off time, actually helping his community.
So you want to look for people who could be good examples for the community.
really tried to highlight one here and then broke a pregnant lady's face so it's kind of like it's hard Let's just up the deportations and let's just start enforcing the law.
How about that?
Can we do that?
That's kind of the takeaway here.
And let me ask you this.
Do you really think it would be that big of a violation of your rights to ask for identification for people to get on these light rails?
Like, I do wonder about the deportations.
Great.
We need to be close to 10 million by midterms.
You could just stop at any, in Texas, at any of the public transit, you know, the rails, the bus stations.
You could just, ICE could show up and go, all right, so what do you want to do here?
Can you just get in the back of the vehicle?
Like, we know there are a multitude of places where you could go deport them.
There would be a multitude of places where you could just stop folks.
All right, you need some ID to be here.
It doesn't, I get that some illegal aliens do have IDs, but a lot of them don't.
So you'd catch them.
It's low effort, high reward.
Yeah, absolutely.
And I imagine this story is going to be spun into two criminals essentially getting into a fight on the train or a fight of a national by a criminal or something like that.
Instead of focusing on the fact that it doesn't matter who stopped the guy, it's really funny, too.
It's like this wasn't Daniel Penny, like an upstanding citizen going in there doing it.
This was a guy who was, he was a piece of crap and he hated it.
Right.
Like he actually stepped in.
The whole point is the guy shouldn't have been here in the first place.
Yeah.
He should have been gone.
Let me tell you, for people who don't understand this, for people on the left who don't understand why people are more mad about crimes committed by illegal aliens, if you're a father, you're a mother.
Let's say you have a daughter and she's in a decent area of town.
She's getting home at a reasonable hour and she gets carjacked in a place that is unexpected and she gets raped.
It would be horrible, obviously, and you do everything you could to bring the perpetrator to justice.
Would you feel the same level of guilt with that if you had a known rapist who lived next to you and repeatedly yelled out that he was going to rape your daughter and then that happened?
You would feel guilty because you went, well, that's my job to protect them.
And I should have seen the signs.
I should have known.
I could have taken more precautions.
When people come into this country illegally, that's one of the primary jobs of the government.
And we know that they are far more likely to commit crimes, violent crimes.
They're taking advantage of a porous border.
It's on our government.
It's on our government because that is directly under their purview.
Sometimes people act as though they don't understand the difference.
Yeah, you do.
You do.
Let's stop acting like you don't.
All right.
Let's go on to the next one here.
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Women, the ladies.
We all know that everyone here likes the ladies.
That's true.
As far as I understand it.
Nick, that's right, right?
Speak for yourselves.
Jeez.
I figured.
No.
We don't allow those types in here.
William?
You know, Iron.
I mean, I don't know.
I like that.
Who said it's more of a general guideline?
I'm more of an Andy Dick guy.
I go back and forth.
We understand why.
Did you see the recent video?
I did.
Oh, it's sad.
I'm having a Wednesday.
You know what?
We damn each other sometimes.
Yeah.
I like it.
Is it nonsensical or is he very lucid?
And, you know, and I said, go back to the needle.
You're more fun.
You don't think that's a good thing.
He tried to, he sexually assaulted Johnny Boy.
Andy Dick.
Really?
Johnny Boy, this Johnny Boy?
Yeah, in Austin.
What?
I'll explain later.
Yeah, but you know, he's okay.
It doesn't matter.
Johnny Boyd gives off the wrong signal.
How is he dressed?
Yeah, what was he doing?
To be fair, he did it immediately before that.
He basically, what would be considered sexually assault Charlize Theron?
It was like it's not by Southwest.
It's just like cats.
He was just staring down top.
Well, I can understand that.
Yeah, he's just out of control.
Wouldn't you sexually assault?
No, I would not.
I'm a law-abiding citizen.
Plus, she's a leftist.
That's why you're an assault her.
Not in a bad way.
Wow.
Wow.
Not in a bad way.
Oh, tell me the good way.
Hey, by the way, no doubt we asked about this conversation when I'm on Pierce Morgan later today.
So he'll be.
Yeah, did you say you would sexually assault Charlie Smith?
He did say that.
That's true.
But you know what?
That's true.
Give me strokes.
I'm saying a chokehold.
She has to tap out.
Right, yeah, exactly.
That's legal.
No, it's also voluntary.
And you carry to the car.
All right, let's move on to ladies.
So here's the thing.
A lot of people talk about the red pill community and people talk about the TradCon community.
And, you know, I get there's a lot of gimmickry that goes on.
Let's try and cut through that a little bit and address the real young men and women, Gen Z men and women, they're not finding common ground.
A lot of young men are checking out of the dating pool.
Both of them will point fingers and blame each other.
I can say definitively that women are more at fault generationally in this instance.
And I'll give you some numbers.
I'll give you some pretty important statistics to prove it.
But first, let's go to the, I guess you say the personal, the anecdotal.
I'm going to present to you two cases where you will see that these women have woefully unrealistic standards.
Here's case one.
This woman blames MAGA and conservatives insert whatever ism she doesn't like here for making men undatable.
No one wants to date a bigot.
And I think politics play a larger role in dating and dating choices by women than men are even capable of understanding.
And then I think they sit on the internet and complain it's because they don't have enough money and they're too short.
But really, it's because of your feded up belief system.
That's why women aren't dating you.
If you voted for somebody who repeatedly bashes marginalized groups of people, bashes minorities, bashes women, has no respect for them at all.
Yeah, that says a lot about your character.
And that's unattractive to most women because that's an ugly trait to have.
It shows that you condone those behaviors.
Young women are shifting more left.
And if you continuously shift more right in response to that rhetoric, then yeah, it makes you more unattractive to them.
Voting for a man who is proven guilty of violent crimes towards women is indeed an unattractive quality.
It shows us that you don't care about how that affects women at all.
And I think to a certain extent, these men understand that, which is why they're on their dating app saying they're moderate, saying they're apolitical, and all of these things, when really we know who you voted for, and that does make you an undatable.
If you want better results from dating, I implore you to change that belief system.
Go heat up the walk.
Right?
Remember, it used to be like, hey, stay out of your bed.
Stay out of our bedroom.
Mind your own business.
Now, women are telling men how they should be men and telling other women who differ with them on fundamental worldviews that they need to change.
Nothing is private.
Nothing is your own business to this generation of feminists.
Let's also go on to her absolute awful, god-awful take on conservative women.
By the way, they'll also tell you, we need to do away with political tribalism and find common ground.
But here you go.
My personal take on why conservative men go for liberal women is because there is something incredibly desperate about people who advocate against their own best interests.
Cause conservative men don't go for liberal women.
That's just not true.
It's a difficult premise.
Well, this is a thing.
But she may not be willing to accept that men are checking out of the dating pool with women like her because they're clearly illogical.
Let's continue.
On average, they tend to advocate for their own best interest.
Conservative women are people who actively do not do that.
Like it benefits women a lot more to be liberal.
And I think conservative men kind of have a subliminal understanding of that.
Favoring a party that actively bashes the core of who you are, it's giving desperate.
It's giving pathetic.
It's giving bootlicker.
And I feel like conservative women kind of give pick me, choose me, love me.
Are you Chinese or Japanese?
Guess it's as good as mine.
I don't know.
I love the number 13.
None of that.
None of that is correct because it's bashing the core of who you are.
So you've reduced women to abortions and sluts.
That's what you mean.
Because conservative men are like, no, just like conservative women, no, we're against abortion.
There's nothing in not only conservatism, but traditional values of male-female relationships that would be against the core of what a woman is.
As a matter of fact, one could argue it actually is more pro-feminity because it recognizes that women who are feminine are inherently attractive.
And most women want to be feminine.
I get that now.
You're being a boss babe when you're young and you want to show everyone how strong you are.
But at a certain point, your biological window closes and you're like, ah, maybe it would have paid to be a little more feminine.
Here's the thing, too.
There aren't many studies out there that conservative men date liberal women.
I wasn't able to find that anywhere.
Maybe she can.
I mean, she looks like she should be able to do some research.
No.
But the closest thing that I've been able to apply is the values here.
Check the references.
The Journal of Evolutionary Behavioral Sciences.
When it lists what men want in women, here's the important thing.
It still hasn't changed.
What women want in men has changed.
What men want in women really would be in line with traditional conservative values.
Number one, attractiveness.
Number two, sexiness.
That's kind of redundancy.
It's really, we really like that.
Three, emotional stability, four, health, five good genes.
How about anything under 190?
You want peace?
You want pretty.
You want nice.
You want peace.
That's what men want.
They really haven't changed it.
They didn't say, oh, and by the way, we need a college degree.
Oh, and by the way, she needs to be a member of Mensa.
Oh, and by the way, she needs to be a CEO.
We don't care.
Men don't care.
You want a man who's strong, but also sensitive.
You want a man who basically splits all responsibilities but doesn't split the bill.
You want a man who holds the door for you but doesn't infantilize you.
There's no winning for men and they're checking out.
Now, if you like what this lady says, just to be clear, you can Venmo her or subscribe to her only foots.
Yeah.
So she, oh, there you go.
That's like a fat white woman's ankle.
It's like Hillary's slippers.
You got to say something there, Joe?
Yeah, I mean, she wants all of the privileges of being a man without any of the responsibilities.
Right.
And it's just, it's really, it's crazy to me because she said, women, it's in your best interest to vote for Democrats.
Really?
They're letting men into your sports.
We're dominating you in every single way if you do that.
You're transing kids, which I guess maybe you think is good, but that destroys civilization.
God put in us, to your great benefit, a desire to die to protect you.
And you're saying, no, don't do it.
Okay.
Well, the problem is.
Stop crying when it gets rough out there.
They've actually made it so that people are turning away from God's prescription because men are saying, I'm not willing to lay down my life for this.
Right.
That's where, that's where men are.
That's where young men are.
And we'll get to some more stats.
Well, who's more at fault?
Well, who's fatter?
Who's sicker?
Who has more unrealistic expectations?
That brings us to case number two.
This is an ex-user, the Web3 Jess apostrophe.
She has these posts here.
They're going viral for her expectations of a man.
And I will say this is kind of an extreme example, but not that much.
This is far more comparable to what most women expect from men than if you could find an extreme example, for example, on the opposite side of men.
This is pretty mainstream.
So here's what she wants: an IQ of 130 plus.
I believe that's less than 10%, if not 5%, of the population.
Dark triad light.
I don't even know what that means.
Well, actually, the dark triad is Machiavellianism, narcissism, and psychopath.
Okay.
He wants someone who is feminist adjacent between 6'1 and 6'3 with a beard.
Yeah, yeah.
Just asking.
This is Billy.
Yeah, by the way, if you find someone with an IQ of 130 plus and is feminist adjacent, he's not going to be 6'3.
You kind of have to pick one.
You're right.
Just to be clear.
You're talking about Woody Allen.
I thought dark triad light.
At first, I thought it was like a skin tone.
I did.
I thought it was a beard.
I'm so glad they expanded on that.
Dark triad light, the sure sign of a good time.
Tastes good.
Kind of faggot.
Where was that?
Tastes great.
More Machiavellianism.
Wants a BMI of 21 to 23, has to have a beard, likes all of my tweets on the inside, goes to therapy out of own free will.
Well, that would probably not be juxtaposed very well with 130 IQ.
Does everything I want?
Cooks and cleans, loves plants, but eats meat.
Oh, geez.
Has his guy friends, buys me thoughtful things, takes care of me regularly, can solve a quadratic equation.
You know, a lot of 6'3 athletes who can solve quadratic equations.
I can.
Knows how the recursion works, can maybe raise a dog.
What's funny is I noticed she didn't talk about the ability to raise children.
By the way, here are some images of said lady.
Yeah, she's a massage parlor four.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
I wouldn't even accept a happy ending from that.
A massage parlor four.
She also says at the very end of that post, I'm not asking for much.
Right.
I'm not asking for much.
Yeah, maybe.
She's just being funny.
She's asking for a wet dream, is what she's asking for.
She, well, you know what?
She deserves it.
She does.
She knows what she deserves.
And by the way, I thought I recognized her.
I know her from somewhere.
Yeah.
She's coming.
She's coming.
It's a trap.
Wow.
So we took her wish list and we ran it through AI.
It calculated her request to be between 0.1 to 0.5% of all population men.
With some wiggle room.
That's one tenth of 1%, folks.
Yeah.
Hey, there's an equation she can solve, but she probably wants the guy to do it for her.
So basically, this, like, here's the thing.
I don't just say this as a pejorative.
When you say functionally retarded, what you mean is this is someone who is not able to navigate society.
They are so divorced from reality for whatever reason that they are in need of assistance.
Basically, this massage parlor four is functionally retarded.
This chick's retarded.
This chick's retarded.
It's clear.
Yeah, she's retarded.
Don't bring that bullshit around here.
Choose me, love me.
Yeah.
Choose me, love me, love me.
And do we have that image on the overlay, the bell curve?
Because this is something that's very important.
So women definitively have much more unrealistic expectations of men.
Oh, okay.
And that last one there is men rating women and women rating men.
If you see that there in that overlay, this is important because that's when men are rating women on a scale, I believe a scale from one to 10.
The overlay is a little bit small.
And then women rating men.
80%, over 80% of the men rated by women are below average.
That's not statistically possible.
Whereas look at when the men rate women.
It's a perfect bell curve.
If they see a woman who's like, okay, she's a six, she's a seven, right?
People will, it's a realistic expert.
Women will see a guy who's six foot who would historically be an eight and go, he's only a six.
It gets even worse when you have women rate themselves and men rate themselves.
If women, if you take a thousand, they've done study after study on this, women will rate the men on a scale from one to 10.
And if the women overwhelmingly rate a man a six, do you know what the man rates himself?
A six.
Yeah.
Often a five.
If the men overwhelmingly just, and I'm not saying that you reduce people to numbers, this is how you conduct studies.
If the men overwhelmingly rate the woman a four or a five, do you know what she rates herself?
Ten.
Yeah.
Ten.
So who's at fault here?
Women go, there are no good men.
And men go, I'm not seeing what I like.
Well, women are far more obese than men, as far as young generations right now.
They have higher rates of depression, anxiety, mental disorders.
They're two times as likely to be on SSRIs as men.
They're rating far more men as unattractive.
Men follow the bell curve.
So here's the thing.
The big lie that we have been sold is there are unrealistic standards, unrealistic expectations, unrealistic beauty archetypes of women that they can't live up to.
When you actually conduct studies, it is women who are far more harsh on men.
There's a really pretty wide spectrum.
There's a gradient here as far as beautiful for men.
If you are within the bounds of health and if you are nice and if you create peace, guess what?
You have a shot.
You absolutely have a shot.
If you're morbidly obese, okay, that decreases your chances outside of black guys.
If you're really, really skinny, a lot of guys might not necessarily like you, but you could be anywhere from a size zero to chubby.
I don't know women's sizes, just to be clear.
And guess what?
Most guys will find you attractive.
You could be anywhere from slightly below average intelligence to smart.
Men will find you attractive so long as you're nice, pleasant, and you take care of yourself.
Men, it's the trope.
Six foot, six figures, and six pack abs.
Yeah, absolutely.
And we know, you and I know people who have kind of fallen into what I'm about to talk about next, but that girl, the Asian in the video, she's very attractive, right?
And plain, like, the first one.
The first one.
The first one's talking about this one.
No, not.
No, no, not that.
Not the massage parliament.
No, but she's attractive, and she's probably just struck out in the dating pool quite frequently, I would imagine, because of her personality.
Because of her attitude.
Because very pretty women become very ugly quickly once they have that kind of a personality, right?
Right.
But they double down.
It's the other people's fault.
We know people like this in our own personal life where they just double down.
And it's like, well, if it's everybody else's fault, good luck being single.
Right.
Like you don't have to do much at all.
See, they can be picky, though, because they're the ones that are being pursued.
Right.
They can be a little picky of them.
They can.
They can.
Here's the thing.
And also whiskey was invented to make that fat fuck six.
They're picky when it comes to date.
Here's the thing, right?
They're being pursued and dating.
It reverses when you're talking about marriage and commitment.
Yeah.
And it drives women nuts who have been pursued nonstop because they're hot, right?
And guys.
And then they think, oh, I could have any guy I want.
And they're in a relationship.
And the guy goes, you know what?
I don't think you're the one who I want to marry.
But no one says no to me.
Have you ever actually sat down and asked a very attractive woman, like, hey, have you ever actually pursued a guy and been flat out rejected?
Like in a way that is hurtful?
The answer almost always comes back after some thought.
No.
Well, do you mean like it didn't work out?
Are we like, you mean broken up with?
I mean, no, no, no.
I mean, you liked a guy, let's say in high school, you thought he was cute.
You wanted to go out with him and he responded with, you ever got that?
You ever gotten that?
Because every single man has.
Now, when you combine that with, hey, the best you're going to get in most of these scenarios statistically is someone who is nagging, is berating, is telling you how to be a man.
Here's the big difference.
Men are letting women know what they want in a woman to be suitable for them.
Women are telling men how to be men.
And men are just going, okay, right, sure.
You keep thinking that.
And the big irony is, if men became the kind of men who, by women's prescription, you know, they demand us, women wouldn't want those men.
You wouldn't want us.
No.
You wouldn't want us.
You actually wouldn't want the man who looking through this, who does everything I want.
Goes to therapy.
Who cooks and cleans, who takes care of me regularly, who can maybe raise a dog.
You actually wouldn't want that man.
You really wouldn't want that man.
That's what a feminist movement has done.
Yeah.
That's all on the feminist movement's shoulder.
For sure.
All that type of garbage.
Yep.
Yep.
And women have gotten spoiled because, and look, this shouldn't be this way, but guys will put up with crazy for sex.
They absolutely all day long.
They'll put up with crazy to a certain point.
Yeah.
And then they move on.
And that shouldn't happen, but they're like, well, if you're putting up with me now, shouldn't you put up with me and marry me and create this entire family where I will be in charge of it?
Guys are like, well, no, of course not.
I was putting up with you for sex.
I thought everything was clear.
Yeah.
You're using the one bait that you have, the lure of choice for you.
And I'm saying, well, I'm kind of wired for this.
And again, shouldn't be like this, but it is.
And so we put up with it.
And then things change.
And you're shocked by that?
Did you just, were you born yesterday?
And now you've eliminated that.
That's what's so hard is when women are statistically far more obese, when they are far more likely to be mentally unhealthy, they are far less attractive.
Guess what?
Now you've lost men pursuing you sexually because it's not worth the effort.
So feminism has truly taken away all of your cards to play.
I mean, let's just contrast how it used to be, you know, under the thumb of patriarchy.
Okay.
You lived at home and you tried to make yourself suitable.
You tried to present as someone who would be a good wife, right?
After which you courted the man and he married you and you started a family, right?
So you had to show feminine quality.
We used to have finishing school.
Okay.
Now it's you go through four years of glorified alcoholism.
You sleep with a bunch of different guys and hope for the best and then you end up 35.
And at best, you end up with a feminist man who you won't respect.
Here's the funny thing.
The men who meet all these qualities, I'll tell you where the highest concentration of feminist men, right?
Of allies, I'll tell you where they existed.
You know where?
Hollywood.
The media.
You guys remember me too?
These guys don't respect you.
When you just say, hey, do all these things that I want, guess what?
It makes you easier to trick.
It actually opens the door to real sociopaths, to actual narcissists who know how to manipulate you and present as what it is that you want to be.
And so women have actually, they've actually carved out, they've eliminated from the data men who are honest, who might be masculine, who might raise their voice, who might be passionate, who might sometimes not take your input if he's making an executive decision, who might actually lead, who might give you an honest answer.
You eliminate those men because you've required that men, no, no, present as everything that I want you to be.
There is no man on earth like that.
And so if you find that man, he's lying to you.
Do you understand it?
Yes, this is squarely.
And yep, hey, young men, go out there, get in shape, get your life in order, get your spiritual, emotional, physical life in order.
And guess what?
You've done your part.
Women, you need to do the same thing.
So I'm not saying that men can be living in mom's basement playing video games, but here's the thing.
There are those guys and there are guys who've done everything right and they look at the options available to them and they say, nope.
Nope.
I get it.
And the only way we solve it is by returning to traditionalism.
That is the only way that this gets solved.
Simple question.
Have any of these feminist dating dynamics made your life better?
I already know the answer that the current feminists are going to have to lie to themselves.
But I think that men can be a lot more honest.
That's another thing, too.
I think men can be more honest in the pecking world.
Remember we had that guy come in here?
I was just talking about this today from South Africa.
Best looking man who's ever existed.
He looked like a Dragon Ball Z character.
We were all.
He had like thick black hair that was angular, but in real life, like cartoon hair.
And all the women in the office were just like, oh.
And I was like, I just asked him, here's the thing.
I just like, so what's it like to be like that?
And he's like, ah, you know, it's kind of nice.
Like, he knew what I meant.
It's like if you went with him into a room full of ladies, you're like, well, this, well, obviously he has first pick.
Yes, he, well, and men know we established the pecking order.
Like, well, yeah.
Whereas, you know what you've never heard a guy say too?
I was just talking about this just this morning.
Like we've had people here in the office who've lost weight or who've gotten in shape and gotten their life together.
You know what you've never heard one of his friends say like, oh, screw him.
Right.
Ever.
Women, there is no sisterhood.
But lemia.
That's the thing that's like, yeah, well, it's like, doesn't she look great?
Well, yeah, I could have bought that too.
Right?
You know what's fake.
Oh, men are like, good for you.
Man, you know, I guess I should do better.
And you see that reflected in men rating women.
Bring that overlay up again.
That is a perfect bell curve.
Men rating women versus women rating men.
The pink rating that's men rating women.
Look.
You see a bell curve.
I see a nice tit.
Yes.
And then look at the women.
Statistically impossible for men to be that low on the scale.
And then consider that the women who are being rated that way are far more likely to be obese, far more likely to be taking SSRIs to be mentally unwell.
And they're still being graded fairly.
Women, that tells you everything you need to know.
Who is at fault?
Look at those two charts.
It's that simple.
Gloria Steinem.
Yeah.
I'll tell you, you know who else is at fault for quite a bit of this right now, too?
Nothing is honest anymore.
It's true.
Least of all supplement companies.
I can't tell you how many times we've had supplement companies and go, hey, sell this.
I'm like, but you know that that doesn't actually do what you say.
Like, ah, we don't care.
A bunch of crap in that it doesn't.
We'll close up shop and we'll sell them something else.
So that's what's the only other company I've created, Foundation.
Foundation dealing with multivitamin and lab tested.
You can get certificates of analysis.
Everything on the label is exactly what's in there.
Clinically effective doses at their clinically, sorry, clinically effective ingredients at their clinically effective doses.
So like turmeric, curcumin, they'll help with some inflammation, brain, cardiac health, and there's garlic in there, which will help, I can legally say, lipid, blood pressure.
If you eat a perfect diet, exercise, probably don't need it.
If you want to fill in some gaps and know that what you're taking is actually what the bottle says, go to crowdershop.com and you can buy, you can get 25% off today.
If you buy one, get one 25%.
Yep.
Yep.
Just for today, so go to crowdershop.com for that.
Yep.
I created it.
I've got this shirt while you're there.
I love this shirt.
This is my favorite shirt ever.
Better than this one.
Seriously.
Oh, by the way.
Oh, I like yours too, Nick.
Hey, did you guys see this?
Sorry, this was just sent in to me.
Did you see the new deportation numbers?
Oh, yeah, did you see this shirt?
Yes, I did.
I like it.
Thank you.
What does it say, Nick?
It says Big Nick Energy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's very nice.
It's very festive.
My boyfriend gave it to me last year.
His name is Nick.
Thank you, Kevin.
And by the way, you know, it shows off his guns.
Why don't you make a comment about his guns?
Well, it was down.
There was this little bag.
He's got those.
Nice elbows, Nick.
Cecilian.
There are some of those guineas where there's like, they could be like 70 years old and they're just carrying cans of tar up three stories.
And they're like, nah, I'll do it until I die.
Nick Costa, the guy that owns Hilarities in Cleveland.
Yeah.
He's 80 years old.
He's got pipes on him like a 22-year-old.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know?
I'm like, my grandfather was that way too.
He's built like a chimpanzee till the day he died.
He was also new.
And how did he die?
He fell off a fucking tire swing.
No, you know how he died?
He was afraid of doctors.
He never went to the doctor and he had a blood clot in his leg and he refused to go to a doctor.
Yeah, that's about right.
Yeah.
He was like, I went two years ago.
Blood pressure perfect.
Don't bother me.
And they're like, but it's purple on your.
He's like, he's going to fix itself.
He was carrying cans of tar up four stories in a three-piece suit the day he died.
Yeah.
My grandfather, I was working in the garden when I was a kid, falls down.
He was 88 at the time.
Splits his head open.
I even look at it.
I go, Grampy, that's needs to, you know.
Never mind.
He takes the dirt to stop the bleeding.
Packs, dirt, and the cut.
Yeah.
So three hours later, I'm having dinner.
We live next to my grandparents.
I said, Dad, Grampy fell down today.
You might want to go up and check on him.
My father goes up there.
My grandfather's sitting at the dinner table with the dirt still packed his head.
By the way, just to be clear, this was after germ theory was developed.
Right, so he knew this.
No, but you know what?
Apparently, that wasn't uncommon.
No.
Back in the old country.
Yeah.
Put dirt in it back in 1856 in Palermo.
Take a salt tab.
We knew better then.
Come on.
No, I'm telling you.
But it worked for you.
He didn't get infected.
No.
He didn't.
No.
It's low.
He's got a fight in the bad bacteria with the good bacteria.
It's the flora.
What is it?
The menorah.
The microbiome.
Shut up, you Aryan son of a bitch.
My gut, she's a no-leek.
Exactly.
No, the deportation numbers just came in.
The Trump administration just announced 2.5 million illegals out of the United States this year.
So just to be clear, 650,000 deported, and then 1.9 million are voluntary.
They voluntarily deported right to CBP1 app.
Yeah, I was about to say.
I don't know if they're all through the app, but I think they're still the deal right now.
Last I checked, where you actually get a flight and you get $1,000.
That'd be awesome.
And it's a whole lot cheaper.
And actually, I guess right now, Calchy has a 12% chance that the deportation number hits 750,000 this year.
Wow.
So is that just through the end of this?
Oh, no, through his first year.
So that'd be into January.
Yeah.
So, oh, well, that's not a problem.
So two and a half total.
Two and a half total right now.
So you say times seven years because there's about 15 mil.
Yeah.
Right.
He needs to speed them up.
He probably needs to speed it up, but he's got a little bit of time.
It takes time to get this flywheel turn right.
But I count advance coming in next and keeping it going.
I think it needs to be, I think they could do quite a bit to deport more people.
You have to be unapologetic, do it, and just go.
The Democrats are doing everything they can, including right now on CNN.
There's a hearing right now for Christy Noam talking about the global threats, doing everything that they can to try to make people think like, oh, you're just taking American citizens that you don't like.
And that brings up something.
It's sort of off subject here.
Are you getting bombarded?
I know they have an algorithm.
They know what makes me crazy.
That's what I see.
But no, but because AI is so much more prominent now, it is getting flooded.
Is that all you guys are getting?
With left-wing people saying so much over-the-top shit that it's, I know it's AI.
Yeah.
I know it's AI.
Well, no, it's what you comment on, Nick.
Like when you post something or when you comment on a post or you hover over a post for a while, you click on something, like it shows you more of that.
Yeah.
I saw nothing.
No, I understand how algorithms work, but I can tell the difference between them.
I can.
How often are you hate posting on minority content?
Probably quite a bit, and it's showing you more.
There's a lot of minorities.
No, well, last night at the bar, I actually got carpal tunnel syndrome after a few drugs.
But the point is, you got to, am I right here? AI right now.
Well, there's algorithms.
The average person doesn't know.
You're never going to know if the person's AI or not.
Or if it's a real post.
I see what you mean.
And so much of it is over the top that whoever's writing the shit, it's too on the nose.
It's too over the top.
I can tell.
It's tough.
I see what you mean.
I'm sorry.
I thought you meant you were seeing more posts.
You're saying you're seeing some of those things.
And you know what else is even worse?
I don't know if it's.
I don't know if there's been a rule change on Instagram, but there was a post that we grabbed actually if it was Sabrina Carpenter.
Yeah, yeah.
And I couldn't tell if it was new or not, where they make you have to click two or three, you know, two or three clicks deep.
And the problem with that is you will often see old stories recirculated as new.
I mean, that happened with us.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be part of that, too.
The Elon Omar marriage certificate is, what, five years old?
Yeah.
And we repost, like, hey, just a reminder.
And then a bunch of different profiles, like, oh my gosh, breaking crowded scoop of the year.
I'm like, no, no, this is like five years old.
We were like, hey, thanks, guys.
We appreciate it.
But hold, this has been out there for a while.
If it's a slow news day, there's an incentive to run old content as though it's new.
And now it seems like social media isn't.
Tell me if you've been caught by that.
Comment below.
That's a real problem out there.
And sometimes it takes us a while to find out if it's new or if it's old.
But you know, the powers that be, I mean, the globalists, whoever, you know, run the AI shit, they use traditional media to divide us.
You don't think they're going to use this?
Of course.
It's on steroids.
And right now, I mean, it's flourishing.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
It's just so unhealthy.
Yeah, the algorithms are terrible too, where you can't find what it is that you're looking for at all.
It's almost impossible.
I know.
I was looking for Girl Scouts.
Oh, I mean Boy Scouts, really?
And instead, it showed you Moana.
You're like, I was looking for the Samoas.
All right.
Oh, so here's another one.
Speaking of which, the left is absolutely trying to take every single chance they can.
They are trying to paint pictures for you.
Oh, my gosh, we can't be deporting these people.
No, sad.
We can't actually enforce national policy.
Let me give you some headlines here in case you've forgotten.
They can kind of paint whatever story they want it to.
How about this one from CNBC in 2017?
Trump, you had very fine people on both sides.
Remember that one?
Yeah, that was a headline, and people actually deleted that.
Then there was CNN in 2019.
Teens in Make America Great Again hats taunted a Native American elder at the Lincoln Memorial.
Remember that one?
Lost a huge lawsuit.
Yeah, that kid owns 12 mansions.
Yeah, Nick Sandman.
NPR 2025.
Remember this one?
Marilyn Mann, wrongfully deported, now faces new deportation efforts.
Didn't he end up in Africa?
He ended up in Chris Van Holland's basement.
And here's another one.
And this is what we're going to get into today.
Trump deported an innocent athlete.
This is his story of resistance.
Not to mention, of course, this gym, local CEO, promotes community brotherhood.
What?
That's a yeah, that's.
Come on.
Well, that's wait a minute.
No, he didn't forget to blur.
No, that's about right.
That absolutely is blurred.
It's time for media malpractice.
Gerald still hasn't learned his lesson that whenever he gets mad during run-through, it makes it worse.
It does.
Come on, why'd you make me a small guy?
I'm like, no, make Gerald's chest and wiener smaller.
I have so much explaining to do to my kids.
And it was blurred.
There were four pixels.
All right.
Four pixels?
That's all.
Several square pixels.
You're no Liam Neeson.
Apparently not.
Yeah, Pam likes him big, apparently.
Media malpractice.
So in this man's latest episode, this is a woke sports journalist, pretty much died in the wool leftist.
Pablo Torre profiled another man named Jersey Reyes.
And this host claims he was wrongfully deported by Trump.
I'm sure you can guess where this is going, but I want you to put yourself in the shoes of people who may be seeing this in their feed and thinking, oh my, this is horrible.
The pretty famous soccer player from Minnesota, he's from Buddha.
The first division in a pretty notorious juadar de football in Venezuela.
And when you say liberate him, I mean, this brings us to the title of the last episode, The Goalie Who Disappeared.
This goalie left Venezuela a couple of years ago to leave the Nicolas Maduro regime.
And Sabooli did what many of them did, which was look at the American dream.
And he went north.
He went north believing that he had a chance at entering this country and at chasing that dream.
And if you were to just look at this geopolitically from the big picture sense, that did sort of add up.
Like Donald Trump's actually.
No, the big picture sense would be, you know, wanting the American dream.
What does that mean?
That's the big picture.
What does that look like?
Does it mean free crap?
Or does it mean coming here like the Afrikaners, waving the flag saying thank you, thank you for rescuing us from persecution.
We appreciate it and we will serve this country till our dying breath.
What does the American dream mean for someone coming from a country with breadlines, who, by the way, liberals here, including Bernie Sanders, including people like Sean Penn, supported saying it was a beacon of democracy, a government for the people and by the people?
You want to go big picture?
Let's go big picture.
What does it mean to be American?
And what does it mean when you say he wanted the American dream?
Also, you know, make the case.
Why is he entitled to it?
Also, you're lying, but we'll get to the gang affiliation in a second.
Let's continue.
Latest nemesis in this current news cycle, the one not named Jeffrey Epstein, is Nicolas Maduro.
And the coach in question who winds up disappearing, where did he get to in terms of the United States itself?
He makes it to the southern border.
He actually crosses legally, right?
He goes through the whole process.
And like many of them do through this legal process, he ends up at an ICE detention center in California.
And then he ends up going through a process that has become very familiar under the Trump administration, which is they are sent to different contention centers across the country.
From California, he goes to Texas.
And then suddenly, March 16th, 2025, no one knows where this soccer player is.
Yes, we do.
Family members that he had to leave behind.
No criminal record in case.
Had to.
This is a character that, from a sports angle and from just a human rights angle, is somebody that we wanted to really invest our time into understanding.
Okay.
He is one of those Venezuelans that ends up in this terrorist prison center.
This notorious maximum security prison in El Salvador.
Nice.
Which I think now millions of people know this name.
No.
Secote.
This soccer player ends up there in this place that has a nickname, actually.
The nickname is just to spell it out.
It's hell.
El Infierno.
Perfect.
El Infierra.
No one knows what happens inside of Games.
I can guess.
And his name.
His name is.
I thought they meant Nork.
We started off with bad news, but there is great after all, Pablo.
No, I already heard the good news.
He went to El Infierno, but he's back, and we actually found him.
Oh, no, see, you ruined it.
Congratulations.
I heard the good news.
He was in Fierra.
Elfierno.
El Diablo.
I don't know.
I didn't hear that.
El Diablo.
Allegatories.
I don't know how they say it.
En Fuego.
Crocodilios.
Come on.
You can only make my day so bright.
So that Pablo Torrey guy, by the way, you know how he got his name?
He was on a show called Around the Horn on ESPN.
Sports Show.
That show sucked.
Yeah, it did.
S, it did.
I was going to say he looks Asian, but that's the landbridge thing.
But again, ESPN, Disney, hit all folks.
Oh, of course.
He was a Harvard guy.
Yeah.
So let's look at, let's look at him first.
Let's look at him, Pablo himself.
I don't know if you remember this, just weeks ago, he ran in.
Just so you know where he's coming from, then we'll go through the claims and the truth regarding this poor legal immigrant.
This guy, this host, Pablo, ran an entire hit piece on Riley Gaines, went out of his way just weeks ago.
So, Riley Gaines, like me, is in fact a podcaster, but she is also not just that, she is working for Fox News as a frequent contributor.
Riley Gaines joins us now.
Riley Gaines joins us right now with reaction.
Riley Gaines, she's America's number one feminist as far as I'm concerned.
An ambassador at the Independent Women's Forum, Riley Gaines.
Riley, good morning.
Thanks for being here.
Riley Gaines is with us.
Riley, how are you?
She's a political figure.
She's a speaker on college campuses that formerly hired as a contributor.
This ever-expanding resume.
How enriching is it?
I hear that on this podcast, you like tax forms.
On page 45 of a filing from Harris County Republicans in Texas, this past June, $25,000.
Oh my gosh, she was paid by the way.
She was making a living.
Also, got a job as a spokesperson at the Independent Women's Forum.
What?
Oh, my goodness.
Like, it's not even a shocking number.
Can you believe that she made $25,000?
She cleared $11.5, yeah.
And discussed in the documentary on X, Pablo wrote, Riley Gaines now seems to get paid to accuse Leah Thomas of doing something similar.
Hold on a second.
Was she doing that anyway because she lost to a biological man?
Was she speaking out against it when she wasn't being paid?
And then did people say, hey, maybe this is someone who can be an advocate for other women who don't want to have to shower with penises in their locker room, despite how beautiful it may be for said lady's penis.
Yeah, maybe they said, hey, you know what?
This is a lady who actually has some skin in the game, spoke out.
And so they decided, let's amplify her.
Let's pay her.
Seldom do I see some kind of a gotcha or attempt that succeeds in no way whatsoever.
Oh my God.
Like Nick said, she cleared 11.5.
He also wrote, while also never speaking aloud about her male coach/slash best friend getting banged, sorry, banned for life after multiple rape allegations at UK.
This is something too that people do on the left.
It's like, hey, hey, you have to disavow all the people I disavow.
And you have to talk about all the things that I want you to talk about.
Otherwise, you're a fraud.
And by the way, a quick, just a cursory Google search shows that Riley, in fact, did call out said coach.
Like, did.
There you go.
There's a very long post about it.
Do you see that?
So he lies about that.
So he can't even find something to lie about.
So the best he has is she didn't call out the coach who she did.
She made $25,000.
Shut your Landbridge Theory mouth.
Now that we've established Pablo's track record, let's look at this specific piece with his claims and truth on Mr. Reyes' claim truth.
First claim is that this man, Reyes, was wrongfully deported.
Jersey's Real Madrid tattoo, which we'll explain in a minute here, got him disappeared by the U.S. government.
Cool.
Just to be extraordinarily clear, Pokemon Jersey is a completely innocent man who had been imprisoned in his home country of Venezuela for protesting their autocratic president, Nicolas Maduro.
And then Jersey got imprisoned in a Salvadoran prison camp by us, the United States.
You know, the country where Jersey was legally seeking asylum.
Okay, here's the truth.
No, he was not doing so legally.
In September 2024, Reyes entered the United States, registering on Biden's CBP1 app while he was in Mexico.
Where we could have told him to stay.
Yes, exactly.
Keep in mind, a million illegals used said app.
He was immediately detained by the Biden administration under suspicion that he was, quote, a gangster.
He was waiting for an asylum hearing.
What?
You say the bias?
Yeah, the vice.
The former vice president's administration detained him.
Yep.
And he was waiting for an asylum hearing from an ICE detention center.
So right away, he was here.
Jersey.
I can't wait to see the chest to court.
And they're like, that's Jersey.
No, that's Hersey.
Yeah, exactly.
Hersay, all right?
Fi.
It is me.
Fi.
Who's on first?
Jersey.
Exactly.
No say, Jersey.
Then in March, 2025, he was deported by President Trump under the invocation of the Alien Enemies Act.
According to DHS, they said Reyes Barrios, we had another name now, was not only in the United States illegally, but he has tattoos that are consistent with those indicating TDA gang membership.
His own social media indicates he is a gang member, or sorry, he is a member of the vicious TDA gang.
That all said, DHS intelligence assessments go beyond a single tattoo, and we are confident in our findings.
Which brings us to the next claim, which, by the way, would still be enough for me.
And it's also inaccurate that this idea Reyes was only targeted because of his tattoo, which is a gang tattoo.
Venezuela, this country that is, once again, in the news cycle in the American context, how do they talk about this stuff?
Like, do they know what happened?
So I don't think they do, right?
Like, I think the big picture, like, they don't really know what and who Naibuquele is.
They don't really know what Segot is.
But what they do know is that their favorite soccer player, this goalie, went through literally hell because of a tattoo, because of a Real Madrid tattoo.
Literally hell, huh?
It was telling me that that is kind of the number one question that the kids have, right?
Like, did all of this really happen to you because of this sports tattoo?
It sounds like what Jersey is also raising is another generation of frontrunners, Real Madrid fans.
I think it's really important for us to make clear that the markers of sports fandom ended up being something that stripped an innocent man of his freedom.
Yeah, just like that, just like a Brego Garcia was a Maryland man.
Yeah.
Here's the truth.
A dad, Mario.
Well, I'll let you determine the truth and comment below.
Here's a picture of Reyes' tattoo.
Okay.
Here's a picture of the Real Madrid logo.
Okay.
Now let's do it side by side.
Son of a gun.
Well, well, well.
You know, that's not even close.
Not even close.
And by the way, I just, just for context, this didn't stick out to me until right now.
She said their favorite soccer player, like the whole country's favorite soccer player, goalie.
Yeah.
Goalies are the equivalent of kickers in the NFL.
Nobody's favorite NFL player is a kicker.
Honestly, I'm convinced that they just can't.
They just grab a random hobo who's cheapest off the street because a net that size, you're just guessing.
It's a 50-50 shot.
Mad!
But not mad.
It's the silliest thing ever.
It's like, oh, no, he can tell by the twitch of the senu on his tibia.
Like he is just rolling.
Ronaldo, no.
Messi, no.
Neymar, no.
I want the goalie.
Yeah.
Really?
Well, the proof that they cite is that the tattoo artist did testify that it was just a soccer tattoo.
Oh.
Because tattoo artists are notorious for their integrity and always being very forthcoming on the stand about gang tattoos.
Now, Real Madrid or not, he was quite mad when ICE updated his Dios tattoo for him.
So, yeah, that was.
Ah.
Ah, Dios.
Ah, Dios.
I see what you did there.
Last in line.
Let's go on to the next claim here that Reyes was released.
Just so you guys know, we can prove that he was innocent.
He was released because he was innocent.
We're going back to Venezuela.
You're going home.
Harris gets on this bus and the bus finally makes its way back to his hometown, this small town in Venezuela, Mariquez, where this terrorist and this anonymous guy with his head shaved behind the dude with the Air Jordan tattoo on his neck with his own terrorist marker allegedly on his forearm.
He's back to where he gets to be his actual self, this soccer coach, this soccer player.
The idol is returned.
Looks wonderful.
Why did he flee?
After being called the terrorist and a gang member and to be then as a hero.
Yeah, here's the truth.
He was released as part of a prisoner swap.
Ah.
So they don't really address that.
At the time of the, and I believe, yeah, at the time of his release, again, Paulo Ramos made it sound like the prisoner swap was for innocent Venezuelans.
Pressure on Maduro, the one with the Danny Kaye hair.
Yeah.
Pressure on Maduro to do right by father of two with no criminal record, put in terrorist prison for four months for having a real Madrid tattoo.
It's Real.
Reyes.
Real.
Reyes, Real.
I don't care.
So before, this is a guy who left his family.
And they just say that he had to leave his family.
Did he, though?
Did he have to leave his family?
Let me ask you this.
What would be required for you to leave your family?
An Uber?
A pack of cools calling my name?
Yeah, but like gone, like gone, like through several countries.
People just say that all the time.
They skim past it, like leaving the family.
Okay.
Left his family.
Also, keep in mind, too, people say, how do you pronounce hell in Spanish?
El Fiermo?
What did they say?
Fierno.
Fierno?
Fierno.
Just say El Fuego.
That means hug.
So he's from, he's leaving Venezuela, right?
That's where he was raised, where they talk about he was this beloved soccer player going to the United States.
Now, he can self-deport.
He could have, of course, not come here illegally in the first place, but he could self-deport, right?
He could just leave.
So imagine you died.
Let's just say you're a real, you know, you're a real card and you die and you end up at the gates of hell.
And the devil is like, yep, yep, you're welcome to hell.
Or sorry, if you don't want to be here in hell, you could just, you could also just go back home.
What do you pick?
That's Venezuela.
That's pretty much any other country.
I get it.
South America largely sucks.
But let's think about that for a second.
Then these same people want to tell us that all cultures are created equal.
Well, you don't have to be in hell.
At any time, you could leave.
You could go back to where you're beloved as nothing more than a soccer player, not a gang member.
Yeah.
By the way, Pablo did address that a little bit towards the video.
But again, they framed it as though, oh, this was a falsely imprisoned guy being returned home.
I'm sorry, you said he was seeking asylum.
Right.
He's being returned home to a hero's welcome.
Right.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
I didn't see a lot of government officials there with guns ready to shoot him.
Like it sounded like, I think he just wanted a better life.
No, he's just another.
He tried to leave.
Just another Maryland man.
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Let me just show you the kind of oppression that Reyes was fleeing.
Jersey is back doing what he loves to do, which is playing soccer, but coaching.
He's back at Perijanero Football Club, coaching those kids that we heard at the beginning of the show.
When they're like hanging off of him like a koala, you know, just like clinging to him.
Oh, that's all of these hugs that we're seeing in that video.
His big dream is to open his own goalie school.
And that's literally what he's focused on, right?
Like, that's all he wants to do to give him a bunch of people.
He's an angel.
Shit, goalie school.
He wants to raise another generation of goalies.
Fesse is finally back.
And when he comes back to his hometown, they literally have a Real Madri-themed party for him as a welcoming party.
I mean, that's how much they loved Ali Madrid.
Oh, look.
Here he is.
Here comes kids in their soccer uniforms in their cleats holding these white balloons.
Oh, hey, long sleeves.
What a surprise.
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