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Nov. 3, 2025 - Louder with Crowder
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🔴Tucker Carlson & MAGA: Everyone is Missing the Point 2025-11-03 18:05
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So, the way we submit to our God is by killing anyone else who does not submit to our God.
Well, also, I don't believe that he didn't know anything about Islam because he was on air nationally for quite a bit of time before that.
Now, I was raised on the South Shore of Montreal.
I went to Centennial Regional High School.
We had a lot of Muslims.
We had classrooms that were devoted to prayer, right, during lunch hour.
Ramadan was a big deal.
Spent a lot of time with him.
I had read the Quran before I had finished my very short stint in college.
And I realized that it's not about submitting to God.
These are legitimate questions to ask.
I don't know why there's, I don't know why someone who would claim to be a Christian nationalist would make an equivalency with Islam.
The two cannot be reconciled together.
That's why I think this is one of the best examples of what I think it's fair to call Tucker out for.
Yeah.
There is no argument to be made about this.
Like, oh, there's context missing.
Oh, there's this.
Oh, there's that.
It's like, no, submission to God is not equal.
You could be submitting to the 300 million plus gods of Hinduism or something like that, or you could be submitting to a false deity that says, wipe out all the other people that submit to anybody else.
Like, it does make a difference.
Well, and the thing is, like, people like Brandon Tatum, because Mark Levin has been on this show and I agree with him on a whole lot.
I disagree with him on a whole lot.
If Tucker Carlson will not host anyone who will press him, right?
That's just not going to happen.
It's not a thing.
But these people wouldn't be able to.
If the argument that you put forth is, man, if Trump's not MA, I'm going to call it out.
Okay, let's say Tucker invited you on his show tomorrow.
What kind of an argument would you present?
Just, you ain't MAGA?
I would say, well, hold on, let's discuss Islam and submission to God.
Which God is that?
Hold on, let's discuss the Russian grocery stores.
Are you aware that these people live in abject poverty?
Are you saying that the ends justify the means if it means jailing political dissidents?
I agree that we need to use the appropriate authority of our government to improve the life, the lives of all American people.
I don't think that going the direction of Russia under Putin or any Islamic nation, I don't think it's a good thing.
So if what you are espousing in criticism of Tucker Carlson is something that would be completely valueless if you were sitting across from him, that to me is a litmus test.
These are often the same people who say we should question ideas.
Well, I agree.
I know that there's some people like Tucker Carlson who don't like ideas questioned.
But the people who claim to be traditional conservatives, well, why aren't you going after the ideas?
And if you are, you're not doing it very effectively.
It just seems like two versions of identity politics on the right, and I don't want to play that game.
Next example.
This, I think, warrants some skepticism or some follow-up questions.
You know, for example, portraying Maduro as like a based trad con-type guy, the communist.
Nicholas Maduro and his government are very left-wing on economics.
Not wild.
Not on social policy, by the way.
In Venezuela, gay marriage is banned.
Abortion is banned.
Sex changes for transgenderism are banned.
It's one of the very few countries in the entire hemisphere with those policies.
It is on social policy, not defending the regime, just saying one of the most conservative countries in North or South or Central America.
Only El Salvador really comes close.
Interesting.
Logo's much smaller, of course.
And by the way, the U.S.-backed opposition leader who would take Maduro's place if he were taken out is, of course, pretty eager to get gay marriage in Venezuela.
So to those of you who thought this whole project was globo homo, not crazy, actually.
Yeah, but that's not the primary disagreement.
And by the way, of course, there are plenty of abortions in Venezuela.
They just don't do anything about it.
Also, this is very typical.
And Tucker Carlson is smart enough to know.
You can say the same thing about a lot of communist regimes.
Contrary to popular belief in the West, they didn't envision a future of LGBTQ AIP hippie drum circles.
No, no, those people are not useful.
If you're going to seize the means of production distribution, you need a very robust labor force.
So birth rates are important.
So doing away with the, what they call decadent lifestyle of homosexuality in the West, that also affects birth rates.
Then they go the other way with communist China, where they have a one-child policy.
If they believe that population is a problem, it always just comes down to what is convenient for that government to control its people at that point in time.
And it's why every single one has been thrust into abject poverty, which I think is kind of important, even if they don't allow gay marriage.
So in 2024, while we're making the moral argument, 2024 alone, Venezuela generated $2.6 billion in human trafficking revenue.
188,000 people were forced into labor.
70,000 sex slaves.
105,000 forced marriages.
Now, someone could argue, hey, yeah, but the arranged marriages have a higher divorce rate.
Well, that tends to happen if you kill someone for divorcing.
And I also think we have a huge problem with liberalism in the United States and no-fault divorce.
I get it.
And people using abortion as a form of birth control.
But isn't a central tenet to conservatism to America first, people being able to make their own decisions regarding marriage, right?
And that gets warped.
That gets perverted into the choice to kill someone else through abortion.
But we can't just abandon the central tenets to our belief.
That doesn't mean that you're someone clutching pearls going, my principles.
It's like, well, hold on a second.
No, no, this isn't my principles.
So I'm not going to vote for Donald Trump.
I'm a never-Trumper like those people do.
This is my principles.
I think communist fascists who kill a lot of their people are bad.
Yes.
And there's this argument from the, I think, the far right right now.
Listen, I think this is why this becomes a problem is because you don't give people an opportunity to make the point.
Yes, there are things that these regimes get right, but they don't get it right in a way that's sustainable or actually good for everybody in the population.
If you happen to be in the right class of people in that population and hold the right opinions and have the right duties that you've performed for them, then yeah, life can actually be very good.
You have a lot of services that you get to take advantage of.
The minute that you're not, again, you get shipped off to gulags.
You get disappeared.
You don't get divorced.
You just get murdered and nobody asks any questions.
If you completely just sort of uncouple the person from the ideas and the actual results, you can do it with anybody.
For example, I go, well, Stalin wasn't bad.
Him and Trotsky were arch, they were arch enemies.
How about they're both pieces of shit?
Goatee or not?
Goatee or stash.
I don't care.
They were both bad.
Trotsky and Stalin hated each other.
Different flavor of communism.
And you can say the same thing about Stalin and Hitler.
Well, at one point, they were kind of, you look at Russia and Germany and they're like, oh, no, not anymore.
It's basically a family spat.
But if I go, hey, you hate Stalin, right?
So you must like Hitler.
No.
Hey, you hate Trotsky, right?
Well, yeah, you think he was evil.
Sure.
So you must support Stalin.
No.
You get that?
And why would, and here's the one thing that I would have criticism with, is that Tucker Carlson has been consistently undermining the will of the American people, President Trump, and is driving a wedge in the conservative movement right now where they're punching right, my right, you're left, a whole lot more than left.
And Donald Trump has been the most effective president of our lifetime.
And by the way, I probably disagree with Donald Trump on more than any of the people in this argument, but I can still recognize that the perfect is the enemy of the good and Donald Trump is the man who I voted for and the man who I support.
You have to imagine what is the alternative.
And if no one is presenting a viable alternative, then they could really just be seen as adding nothing more than they're a net harm.
And so the through line with Tucker is he's been consistently undermining Trump.
Maybe that's why you say, hey, he's not MA.
Because in June 2025, for example, he said that Trump was complicit in an act of war with Israel.
He wrote, politicians purporting to be America first can't now credibly turn around and say that they had nothing to do with it, can they?
It's worth pointing out that a strike on the Iranian nuclear sites will almost certainly result in thousands of American deaths at bases throughout the Middle East and cost the United States tens of billions of dollars.
Almost certainly, huh?
Not even Dave Smith believed that.
He was on the show and said, hey, in the predictable response from Iran, they actually showed restraint.
And I'm like, oh, if it was predictable, don't you think that the president knew that?
Right.
Well, I would argue that Tucker is not MAGA because he said that he loathed Trump.
You guys remember this, right?
January 1st, 2021, when some of these texts were revealed.
He said, we are very, very close to being able to ignore Trump most nights.
I truly can't wait.
I hate him passionately.
That seems pretty cut and dry.
Yeah.
January 4th, by the way, not January 1st.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
2021.
That's something I want to see.
2021, not 21st.
I haven't had one in a while.
It's good.
I don't think I want to see him do anything passionately.
No.
No.
No, he probably laughs in the middle.
He also said this about President Trump's first term.
I think this one is important.
He said in a text that we're all pretending we've got a lot to show for it because admitting what a disaster it's been is too rough to digest.
But come on, there really isn't an upside to Trump.
I disagree.
I think he's flawed.
I think there's a lot of upside to Trump.
That's why he was voted in again.
Didn't he come out and then support him in the election or endorse him?
Something like that?
Not sure.
There's no upside to Trump.
Well, then if that's the case, then why would anyone support him again?
I support him through all three of those election cycles, and I'm glad that he won.
He also, January 7th, described Trump as a demonic force.
He wrote, he's a demonic force, a destroyer.
And he would know because he got scratched by a demon, which we just sort of glanced at.
Like, we just, I want to, that's, if I were to ever have a chance to sit down with Tucker Carlson, which I very much doubt would happen.
And, you know, I'd be very respectful if ever he were to have someone who might push him a little bit.
I would, and this isn't even making fun of him.
He said he experienced a demonic, an actual demon assaulting him, leaving scratches on him.
Like, why is that not something that more people want to talk about?
Yeah, he got paranormal activity.
Like, yes, exactly.
That's a even more than paranormal activity.
Why are we not focusing on that?
Yeah, it wasn't just like shuffling the door or something.
And I know the series went on.
Like, it was like, it was like scratching me.
He's like, oh, stop scratching.
It tickles.
And then, like, until it doesn't?
Like, is that what it's like?
Does a demon?
Is it like when my grandfather would tickle me and it was kind of fun until I was sure I was going to die?
Is that what your experience was like with the demon?
I really want to know.
I did, by the way, support him after the Mar-a-Lago visit.
Okay.
Well, there you go.
And listen, look, the dates on this matter.
So that was January 7th of 2021.
We all know what happened on January 6th.
It matters when he's saying this and reacting to stuff and saying this.
And in that article, he said, he's not going to destroy us.
I've been thinking about this for four years about Donald Trump.
So this is not just a snap reaction that he pulls back.
It's, I've been thinking about it for four years.
I can't wait to be done with this guy.
He's a demonic force that's trying to destroy us.
He's a destroyer.
Listen, that's pretty.
What's the flash of genius moment, like you said?
What changed his mind?
Yeah.
And why did it take him a year to do a January 6th special when we had been doing it and claiming there was new footage when it wasn't new?
It wasn't new.
We had run that footage.
I mean, I don't know how many times of the QAnon shaman.
Have to be peaceful and laughed about it.
We had our own QAnon shaman in the studio.
A year later, it seemed like there's a lot of, oh, no one's buying that Trump is demonic?
Okay, let me get back.
Yeah, it takes some time to adjust to what's popular.
Is there inconsistency?
Is there inconsistency in the subject, in this case, Tucker Carlson, in their own views that they espouse?
Is it very hard to keep track of?
And is there inconsistency with what has been relatively established as conservative America first nationalist values?
I would say yes.
And that has nothing to do with interviewing Nick Fuentes, who maybe we'll have on the show at some point in the future.
I'm sure I would agree with him on some things and disagree with him on a whole bunch of things.
Probably would be less of a debate and certainly not like a softball like Tucker Carlson.
Like that's what an interview serves.
That's its purpose is to get answers, usually from the person most qualified to give those answers.
But if you just skim past them, that's where I think you're right to be skeptical.
But please, if nothing else, those on the right or those on the, if people want to say neocon, right?
I don't even think a lot of these people, certainly Donald Trump is not a neocon.
And that's the weird sort of paradigm that people find themselves in now supporting Donald Trump.
They're accused of being a neocon.
Stop, whoever it is right now.
You're not doing the right any favors by using victim words like offended, vile, disgusting, vermin, whatever it is.
Go after the ideas.
And you know what?
Hey, if you do that, then people can see that the person in question is never bringing on anyone who would question his ideas, never bringing on anybody who would push back.
But if you start, it would be very easy for Tucker to just say, well, I'm not going to have this person on.
This person just said that they want to cancel me.
He'd be right.
I would say the same thing, by the way, of some of those people on the right who've wanted to cancel myself, even though we probably share a lot of the same viewpoints.
The second you say that, that you're going to silence someone, you are now beyond our national borders in the sense that you're not a conservative anymore.
Well, and there are plenty of reasons that we get frustrated with Tucker, but I want to dispel one if I can, right?
It's very...
O-N-E.
Yeah, right.
It's not spell.
Anyway, the J-U-A-N.
Okay.
W-O-N.
The more time I give you, the more it's going to happen.
It's fine when somebody says, I like Stalin to follow up on that question.
And there's rightfully, there's people out there going, hey, why didn't you?
I understand there's a difference between him interviewing Ted Cruz for like the umpteenth time and dealing with him over several decades and understanding the guy and having an agenda for the meeting.
I get that.
But when you see that and then you see the softball layup of tell me more about the Stalin thing, which didn't really happen, people have a little bit of a problem.
What I don't see is the anti-Semite call.
And I don't know where that's coming from other than if he says something that is not in Israel's interest that people are then going to say, well, you're an anti-Semite.
Because I haven't actually heard, and I could be wrong.
So if somebody sees it out there, send me the clip.
I'd love to see it.
Where Tucker says things that are anti-Semitic.
I may have problems with his views on certain topics, but that doesn't make him an anti-Semite.
And that's what happens in this debate, this argument that the Mark Levins, unfortunately, right now do all of the time.
Anybody that disagrees, the officer Tatum's out there, anybody that disagrees, they just hate Israel.
They're anti-Semitic.
No, they just have problems with the current system.
That is a totally legitimate conversation to have, not hating anybody, just being America first.
Right.
And I think that's a problem that we have to solve right now.
And I don't know that we're doing a very good job of it.
It seems like there's more fracturing, especially over the last week or two over this issue than there really should be.
And it comes at a very opportune moment, doesn't it?
For the right to be fractured when we're kind of primed here to do better in the midterms than people anticipated, when the right has generated a lot of momentum and it could all be killed because of people who claim to be inside the movement punching right and all under the guise of, well, this person is not amongst you.
I think Brandon Tatum is wrong in a lot of things.
And I don't think that he's particularly effective in articulating arguments.
That's just my opinion.
I don't dislike the guy.
I have no ill will toward him.
I don't think he's all that good.
Yeah.
But I wouldn't say he's not a conservative.
I wouldn't say that he hates this country.
I don't like him on this issue.
Right.
I don't like his position on this issue.
I don't like Mark Levin's position on this issue at all.
And I think he's been out there more than just about anybody trying to silence people that have a difference of opinion.
I don't like Ben Shapiro's position on this issue.
None of these things are disqualifying from being in the conservative movement, though.
Right.
Like, we just have differences of opinion on this issue.
Let's talk about it.
Let's work it out.
Let's not call somebody Nazi, like Ted Cruz called Nick Fuentes and then double down and double down and double down again.
Right.
And let's not call somebody anti-Semite just to shut the arguments down because that's just not reality.
Well, hopefully that's what I wanted to say too with Dave Smith.
I said, I don't think you are.
I think there are anti-Semites out there.
I think if you are blaming the Jews for all of your individuals, like I think that if you have an overdraft fee and you're like, Jew, you're like, okay, that's where I think you might be an anti-Semitic.
And there are people like that out there.
I don't think Dave Smith is one of them.
No.
And I haven't seen Tucker Carlson be that way.
I think he lines up consistently on one side of the issue with an unbelievably biased viewpoint.
I think if you're going to a play, hey, we need to do away with Aid to Israel, great.
I get that.
But then make the case that wouldn't it be great if we were like these Islamic countries?
No, that's where that's where I get off.
Yeah, but that just doesn't make you anti-Semitic.
No, it doesn't make you anti-Semitic.
Exactly.
So they fundamentally misunderstand their argument.
Their argument is, I am America first, period.
This does not seem to serve America's interests.
It's a problem when you try to apply that same standard when they get to Islam, though.
Right.
Because that is fundamentally against America first.
Yep.
In every way.
Just look at London.
Right.
So London, historically, not America first.
No, those bad things.
But to your point of this kind of dissent at a time where we're poised to do well in the midterm, CNN right now is doing a poll about unfavorability of Democrat leaders.
55% unfavorable.
They showed it a second ago.
So 25 points underwater.
Only 29% of registered voters have a favorable view of the party.
So this is a great time for momentum for the right than this, inviting and dissenting views and who's not MAGA.
Who's part of our movement?
What a bad time.
They're crumbling.
The left is crumbling.
Now is the time to just.
You know what it used to be, to give you an example, like the primary before Donald Trump won in 2016.
It was a very, I mean, it was a very large primary.
I don't remember how many people there were.
But this is what people on the right sort of did is they go, okay, on that stage, we have Jeb Bush, we have Rand Paul, we have Carly Fiorino, we have Ted Cruz, we had Marco Rubio.
Who else do we have?
We had Donald Trump, obviously.
I'm trying to remember who else was there in that primary.
But that tells you there were critic.
Oh, my God.
I forgot about that.
Christie in that one.
Chris Christie was definitely in both those elections.
And people really thought it was going to come down to Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio.
Definitely not Kasich.
Oh, Jeb Bush, too.
Yeah, Jeb Bush mentioned him first.
But that told you, like, there was pretty wide spectrum.
And then we're going to narrow it down, right?
Where everyone makes their voices heard.
People pick who is best, most representative of the party.
And I get there are people in charge sometimes who really sort of more install someone like Mitt Romney.
He wasn't anyone's top pick.
You could say the same thing about McCain.
But in this one, people got to decide and they picked someone different.
And then once that happens, you go, okay.
And of course, Donald Trump, while flawed or while imperfect, is certainly better than Hillary Clinton.
And conservatives, Republicans, those who might be more moderate right, those who might be more nationalists, go, all right, we understand the enemy that we're facing, the enemy within, which is the left that want to trans all the kids and take all the money and we would become a unit.
Now people are just going, hey, all of these are disqualifying factors.
Can you imagine if every single faction there made every difference of opinion a disqualifying factor?
That's what a primary is.
And then these same people say a two-party system man is screwed.
Well, okay, I was raised in going back to the issue of Islam.
I was raised in what people refer to as a mosaic, right?
The multiculturalism where people kind of have their own factions.
That's why I did a lot of research into Islam because I didn't like some of the answers I was getting from very friendly Muslim friends in my school.
And the more I read about it, the more troubled I was.
That's just how we used to do it.
And now people go, oh, okay, let's just destroy the person who went through this process.
What do you think happens?
Yeah.
And then it's even funny to me where someone like Dave Smith goes, well, then it would be, I know that obviously next in line would be Vance.
You think this guy's going to be less hawkish?
But the truth is, if you delegitimize the most effective and one of the most supported Republican presidents of our lifetime, guess what?
It doesn't matter who's next in line if they're better.
They don't even get a fair shake.
Is that better for the country?
No.
And I will say this.
I'm always skeptical when I see a lot of these shows running 10 minutes of ads that we've turned down here.
I mean, I can tell you that a lot of these shows out there without naming names, they're pushing crap that isn't what they claim it to be.
Supplements are one of the worst ones.
That's why we, that's why we launched this.
Much to my chagrin.
I know.
I try to make you have more opportunities for sponsors to come on the show.
And I mean, everybody out there knows like supplements, like everybody's got their own thing that they're going to push for a supplement.
And without fail, almost the energy drinks, supplements, and a couple of other products, like you can nostradomic.
And you're like, all right, it says this on the phone.
Yeah, we get somebody to be like, this is for testosterone formula.
Okay, it has this on the other.
I go, Gerald, don't let me see the label.
Don't let me see the label.
Let me guess.
Is there, okay, first off, are there herbs in there?
And I go, tribulus, tonkat ali.
I go, there could be shilajit.
That's the new thing, which also is proven to not work.
I go, okay, is there anything else like basic vitamin?
Let me guess.
Zinc, probably a little copper in there.
Huh?
Yeah.
You go, yeah.
I go, there's nothing new.
Well, but that was, it wasn't just the problem of all the filler or the crap that they put in there, the claims that they made, like, this is going to make you the ultra male, you know, or something like that.
It's like, no, you just, can we just get to a point where, you know, hey, eat relatively healthy, take, take something that's a good supplement that has clinically proven levels of stuff and work out a couple of times a week.
That would help so many more people.
And I was actually looking for something to take because, you know, I'm 46.
I want to make sure that as I continue to lift and stuff, like I want to be healthy and I always know how to do that.
And so I was like, all right, can we, can we just make our own?
And it took, I believe, well over a year for us to kind of come to agreement on, okay, here's what the blend is going to be.
Here's who's going to produce it.
Here's the purity levels.
That was a really disqualifying thing.
That's the most, and by the way, you probably, it's basically, hey, look, does everyone think I'm multivariate personal health?
You shut up.
No, but do you need a multivitamin?
No, you'll live without it.
It won't be optimal.
And then again, as someone who struggled with chronic pain and not just because like, I ate gluten, but, you know, actually have a genetic hereditary condition that gives me problems with my joints.
Turmeric, because someone's like a spice in Indian food, curcumin, is one of the most studied supplements available.
You have to have the right kind, which is what we have.
It has to be bioavailable, which is why we have the bioperrine in there, the black pepper.
And then, same thing, garlic is also very inexpensive compared to a lot of other supplements and yields much better results.
You can go on the website and check it out and see, like, oh, wow, I think it's like a 7% reduction in harmful cholesterol, sometimes more.
There's like a 12%.
Yeah, there's a, I don't know, X percent reduction in, you know, in systolic blood pressure.
And I can tell you my inflammation levels, I do blood work like clockwork.
So is it going to make you Superman?
No.
It's definitely the most reputable, I would say, because we've gone to great lengths to do so.
So if you're looking for something where you're going, okay, this just covers my bases and it's a net benefit to anyone who takes it, whether you're man, woman, great.
That's why we made it.
I don't want to be that guy who pushes some new thing.
They go, this is a new miracle cure.
And invariably it turns out to not be.
I might release one other supplement at some point in time.
By the way, I would recommend, we have recommendations on the website for other supplements that I do not make, like fish oil.
The reason why is there are fisheries like in Sweden or Norway.
That's all they do.
They do it very well.
I wouldn't be able to do it for you anywhere near as cost-effectively.
And then maybe, you know, creatine is something that's not.
Listen everyone's listening to this.
There is money in it.
A lot of people are doing it.
A lot of people are doing that.
So we were just like, look, we just want something that's easy.
That's the reason it's called Foundation.
This is your foundation.
Yeah.
Do whatever else on top of this you want.
And if we find something that we can bring to you at the right price and the right quality first and foremost, then maybe at some point we will.
I can tell you, I used to have to take this myself.
What's in here?
I would take a multigun from a place called Cooper Clinic.
It's the guy who invented the term aerobics, Ken Cooper, but you could only get it if you were actually a member there, where they did a whole physical and their stuff was all lab tested.
Then I would get usually Thorn would be a bottle of turmeric curcumin.
Because for me, if I don't take it, it's like Advil.
It's basically what it is, but it's also good for your liver.
It's also good for your brain.
If I don't take it, I'll have a lot of aches and pains.
So I'd get that from a company called Thorn.
You could still do that.
And then the garlic I would get from a company called Kyolic.
But if you add it all up, it would be more expensive than just getting this.
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You don't need to worry about taking a bunch of other stuff.
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You'll live.
You'll be fine.
But if your cholesterol could use a little help, if your blood pressure could use a little help, if you're struggling with aches and pains, and if you don't eat all that great, this will make a big difference.
It'll help a lot.
And I would recommend that you do before and after blood work.
Send it to me once you do.
I encourage you to do so.
We'll have a page up probably in a few months once we get enough of that.
Yeah, absolutely.
So by the way, you brought up something unrelated.
It kind of relates back to this, but not on purpose.
I didn't realize that if you took like, you know, Advil or something like that at night, every night, two to three pills, it's not great for your body to do that for years.
I don't know about specifically sleep.
I know that Advil is not.
Not for sleep, but it's just in general.
It's rough on your stomach.
I say every night because that's when I would take it because I always have like aches and pains at night.
Like, kind of keep you up a little bit.
I have some nerve damage in my leg.
And so I take something else for that, but it kind of manifests in other ways.
And my wife's like, yeah, you should probably stop doing that.
I'm like, oh, well, what do I do?
Yeah.
Actually, I didn't realize you were supposed to take two in the morning and two at night.
So forever, I was taking four pills in the morning of that foundation stuff.
No, you can take it one at night.
Yeah, but you can.
It's totally fine.
But then I started just doing the two at night.
And I'm like, oh, the turmeric actually does help.
It just kind of keeps because of the half-life, just like taking Advil, you know, but you could take two in the morning, two at lunch, two whenever.
It's just, it's four capsules.
And we were trying to get it down to three, but the problem is you wouldn't actually be able to fit in the studied dose in there.
So yeah, like I said, if you don't, you'll probably live.
And if you're already really healthy, then you probably don't need anything.
But most people do.
And creatine, that's also recommended on the website.
There are some other places that sell it.
We might eventually, I might eventually release one because that's one of those things, too, where there's kind of a spectrum in quality.
But there aren't that many supplements that make a big difference, just to let you guys know.
Most of it is horse crap.
But you can make a lot of money pushing it.
Same thing with what was the name of the lever action long gun coffee.
Let's grab some chats.
Anyone who still runs that in 2025, I go, really?
Oh, boy.
Yeah.
Let's grab some chats.
All right.
First chat from Noir112.
Question for Stephen: Do you think the rhetoric the left uses will ever be addressed, or will we all be Nazis forever?
Well, the beauty is if everyone's a Nazi, then no one's a Nazi.
I would say that's for the general American public.
But for people like Charlie Kirk, for people with a pretty high profile and people like myself, we're obviously more at risk because they've labeled everybody a Nazi and they go, let's take out the Nazi figureheads, right?
The Himmlers, the Mengelas.
But if everyone is a Nazi, then no one's a Nazi.
And the truth is, the more your neighbor, the more you're unabashed about your views and your neighbors like you, you know, I used to say this too: like, often you'd have Christians who would leave out like leaflets everywhere, pamphlets.
It's like, yeah, yeah, if you do that, but stiff the server on the tip, they're probably not going to have a good view of Christ.
Right.
So, same thing.
Try and be a decent person, you know, in your day-to-day life and interactions.
And then when your neighbor's like, yeah, you know, I know, but you're not all that bad.
He'd be like, really?
I'm a Nazi, though.
Yeah, Nazi.
Nazi?
Nazi.
I do that all the time with comics.
Yeah.
Ask me an opinion.
Oh, yeah, I don't know.
But, you know, I'm just a Nazi.
So, right.
You know, who knows the truth?
We're all Nazis.
Yeah.
How dare you.
Every single one of us is a Nazi.
Every opportunity I get with a comic, especially from the Northwest.
Yeah.
At least I look at it.
Oh, yeah, but I'm supposed to funny John.
Yeah, but I'm a Nazi.
Well, then, and then later on, they'd be like, and my father was a Nazi, and my grandfather was a Nazi, and my son would be a Nazi.
And, you know, whatever.
Yeah, my family had to take the word van out of their name.
Yes.
It used to be Van Feierstein.
Right.
But it was Van Nazi.
Sorry.
No, Van Feier.
My uncle's, yeah, the last one.
His middle name is, it's his middle name, Van.
He goes by it.
So I call him Uncle Van my whole life.
I've been calling him that.
I always thought it was weird.
It's like, why is he Uncle Van?
He doesn't even drive a van.
Yeah.
Oh, that's because our name used to be Van Feierstein.
Right.
We had to change it.
But we kind of went the other direction.
But people hear Feierstein and they ask if they're a doctor or lawyer.
Oopsie.
Just a happy accident.
Next chat.
All right.
Next chat from JB Johnston1.
Question for Crowder and Crew.
With the upcoming rise of the EBT people saying they will steal from stores and other people to get groceries, how do we deal with that if we run into it?
He proposes a squirt gun, I think.
A squirt gun.
Yeah.
I mean, I wouldn't go guns a blazing for a while.
No, he said squirt gun because, you know, we all know wetter is better.
Yeah.
I don't recommend.
I don't recommend super soakering people at Walmart either.
No.
That's the job of the shopkeepers, I would say.
Now, if there is a violent interaction where someone is trying to steal and people are trying to subdue this person and they're being overpowered, yeah, then I would say step in to help the innocent.
But it's not your job to be a vigilante over produce.
So I wouldn't do that.
I would film.
What I would say is replace that squirt gun with a camera, film.
Some of these shops.
Here's the thing, too.
You may not realize this.
It's kind of like getting in between a domestic spat.
All of a sudden, you have fists flying your direction from both parties, the man and the woman.
Like there's no good way to do it.
Some of these shopkeepers, some of these people who own these stores, they actually support the cause and they might sue you if you step in.
So unless you've sort of been deputized for a citizen's arrest by someone you know who owns the store, I would film and I would do my best to raise awareness, but I wouldn't intervene violently.
I would say, you know, keep that thing on you.
Yeah, of course.
Keep that thing on you at all times.
Because I have seen people, you know, we saw videos, we covered it last week where people were talking about, oh, you need to, we need to rob the people outside the store.
You know, yeah, then if people putting their groceries in the car and you take it from them, then you clap them back.
Yeah, you do what you got to do.
Yeah.
Did you slip into D-Day a little bit?
Yeah, clap back, homie.
Is that you feel me?
Yeah.
But you sound like the person.
You got that Draco and let it go.
Brat.
You know what I'm saying?
I would just spoil it.
I wouldn't give for a hologram of Charles Bronson to be back.
I know.
You puke.
Go br yourself.
Bang.
Yeah, but if it's a hologram, they'll just walk right through and nothing happens.
Yeah.
Oh, produce.
You fancy yourself a gardener because you'll be pushing up daisies.
Bang, bang, bang.
I did go to HEB this weekend on the first, and I was like, ooh, I wonder if we're going to see anything exciting.
Yeah.
Because they keep those pre-made meals right by the door.
I'm like, ooh, I wonder if someone's going to walk in and just like run away with a bunch of little single-serving sirloins.
That's not a bad idea.
You know how in Canada I said leave your car keys to the front of the door if someone wants to steal your car?
Soda?
Like just Colt 45 and shitlets and leave all of it at the front.
Like, here, just take this.
Just leave us alone.
Yeah.
Or they're like, they literally would have to Kool-Aid man through a wall of Colt 45 to get to anything else.
And I just don't think they could overcome the temptation.
They had HEB had the Dia de las Muertos like cupcakes and cake.
They had that right in the front.
Right as you walk in, I'm like, man, they don't care about the Day of the Dead.
This is all going to be gone.
I didn't even know that Diaz de la Muertos was a cupcake day.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Cupcakes, cakes, cookies.
Do the dead have a lot of use for cupcakes?
Well, you put that at their grave as a altar?
I've seen the movie as well.
At their altar.
I don't think you put the food at the altar.
I think you just eat it and you celebrate it.
They put it at their headstone.
Well, I have flowers at their headstone.
All I do know is that I used to be given so much crap by my family and have to write your will and everything.
Like, how do you want us to treat your body when you're dead?
I was like, I don't care.
Leave me to the trash on Tuesday.
They're like, come on, it's not for you.
It's for us.
That's disrespectful.
I was like, well, I really don't care.
Do whatever you want.
Like, come on.
I said, okay, fine.
I want a mausoleum.
I want a giant fucking mausoleum and I'm going to turn it into a haunted house.
Now they think I'm joking.
I am 100% serious.
Yes.
You guys push me to this.
I said, cremate me, scatter the ashes.
I don't really care.
You want to just don't do open casket because that's how they always did it in French Canada and I find it weird.
But now I want a mausoleum and you are going to have to be the groundskeeper just so I can chap your ass from the grave.
I want the same thing, except I want to be cremated and put in that giant mausoleum.
I want my ashes just to be in there.
Yeah.
Just big.
And I want to spend all.
I'm not even a rich guy.
I want all my money to go to that.
They go, I must be a rich guy.
No, no, no.
He took out a bunch of loans before he did that.
Yeah, exactly.
His family is still paying this mausoleum off.
It's a problem.
I want you to show up to my mausoleum.
And it costs so much money that you're greeted by Tom Selleck himself.
This is my first rodeo.
Did he reverse mortgage?
Is it to pay for the mausoleum?
Yeah.
Who made me this way?
He reverse mortgaged the mausoleum.
Yes, exactly.
Oh, my God.
Could you reverse mortgage a mausoleum?
I also want a do-not-enter sign on the door so no one can go in and view my remains.
Yeah, but then they have to, I will put by request, like you have to visit and enter the mausoleum like every third Friday of the month.
But then I would have a do not enter sign.
So they'd be like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, follow his instructions.
I don't want to disrespect the dead.
Please knock.
And nobody answers.
Yeah, obviously.
You know, it would be great.
You know what would be great?
Because you said put your ashes in the mausoleum?
Yeah.
If when they go, like, we could have a recirculator.
So when they go in, they get hit.
Oh, yes, but then it gets sucked back in so that every single time someone goes in, they get hit.
But so that way you can always keep a little piece of me with you.
You could easily, I mean, you could easily cut the ashes with some other kind of dust or pot.
Oh, yeah.
You turn a kilo of ashes into a whole truckload.
Yep.
Or a boatload.
Yep.
Yep.
There's a gallon boatload.
We could have adjoining mausoleums.
That'd be fun.
That'd be cool.
Like a hotel room with a little, you know, with a little door.
It's got a lock on it.
Yeah, but we would make it very inconvenient where they'd have to hit mine every third Thursday of the month by request and yours like every second Wednesday.
Yeah, but it's right there.
Yeah, that's what he wanted, though.
He didn't want that.
It's locked.
They have to check their calendar.
I want them to have to make sure.
Come back next week.
That's the right day.
An AI-drafted calendar to understand how to pay their respects.
Do it like Thanksgiving, you know, the last Thursday of the month for Tim.
I feel like Halloween should be one of those holidays.
Don't you like the last Friday of October?
Halloween should always be a Friday.
Yeah.
It should always, always, always, always be a Friday.
It's great because the kids, they get to go to school.
They get to have Halloween activities at school with their friends.
You get to go to work.
I love going to work.
That's awesome.
And then Friday night, you don't have to go the next day.
Oh, Josh, that was very nice.
Next chat.
All right.
Next chat from Luke's.
Nice enough that, you know what?
Half of Gerald's salary.
Going to Josh.
Nice.
Final ruling.
40 bucks.
All right.
Next chat from Luce Cannon.
Question for the crew.
Why does Trump continue giving these legacy media goons a platform if they continue being dishonest and deceptive?
I actually think it's brilliant.
I think it's brilliant if you film it yourself and if you ensure that the real version can get out.
And so now this dominates the media cycle because people see how dishonest 60 Minutes was.
I was just thinking that earlier this morning about how you did it with Piers Morgan.
You went on Piers Morgan a couple times where you would add, you had to show, hey, look, we recorded on our end too.
Yeah.
He cut this specifically or he made it seem this way.
Yeah, they cut out the N-word, which is like the whole thing.
It's like his whole thing was goading white people.
Like, will you say the N-word now?
I don't think he expected me to be like, yeah, and just stick the landing.
He's like, oh, we have to edit this.
But you asked for it.
No, it's great.
Yeah, you're right.
I think it's take requests and then do the opposite.
That's true.
By the way, I saw this.
Tim Poole shared this today.
Polymarket was talking about, or Colchi, one of these websites was talking about the odds of Trump saying the N-word in September.
Apparently it's at 17%.
And Tim Poole made a point.
He's like, well, that's misleading because what if he says the N-word and he means like nuclear?
Yeah.
What if he means like nuclear or like, you know, non-compete or Neanderthal or noodles?
Look, I'm going to say a word that you and the media Democrats don't like.
I know you don't like it.
It's the N-word.
No.
Nutrition.
Scrabbling on the chat.
All right.
Next chat from Bebop Blues 2071.
Question for Mr. Morgan.
Is Pete Hegseth the right man to lead the U.S. and its allies into the 10th Crusade?
Oh, boy.
I don't think anybody's the right man to lead a crusade.
Okay.
I don't really see how that would be a wise campaign to lead.
I understand wanting to protect sites and wanting to have certain places kind of protected for Christendom, but I think there are better ways than to lead another crusade.
I hate the word Christendom.
I prefer Christendom.
Christendom?
It makes more sense.
I don't know why we say Christendom.
It probably just got shortened up.
Yeah, somebody.
I don't know.
But yeah, no, I just, no.
I won't play by your rules, man.
Yes, you will.
All right.
Next chat from English Man.
R. Rubino, 94.
Question for Crowder.
The illegal Chicago are trying.
Oh, whatever.
Are trying to unionize to not pay rent.
Should they be moved up the deportation list or do the landlords deserve it for harboring illegals?
Well, hold on a second, hold on a second.
This assumes that the landlords are on board with unionizing, so they don't.
I can't imagine the landlords are happy about illegals unionizing and not paying rent.
No, no, no, no.
I think they're saying, do they deserve it?
Like, because they allowed them to be in there in the first place.
Well, no, this is not, put it this way.
This is not like someone hiring an illegal alien, right?
Knowing, going, oh, I don't need to see your papers because they save money.
I'm willing to bet that the landlords probably provided them, in some cases, provided them with the ability to rent, and now they're getting screwed.
So I think it's a little bit different.
Now, if landlords knowingly harbored illegal aliens, they should both be punished.
But I say yes to certainly moving them up the list because not only are they committing a crime, they've already committed misdemeanors to get in here, they're continually committing crimes by not paying rent, and it's harming their fellow Americans.
So, yep, move them up the list, get them out right away.
And if the landlords knowingly harbored illegals, yep, they should be punished as well.
If it's a landlord who frankly didn't know, or I don't know the laws in Illinois, if you're allowed to ask.
I don't know if it's actually illegal or if you're required to check.
Yeah, I don't know.
I know for most places they do background checks and that requires a social security number.
Yeah, but it's also different depending on states.
You know, for example, with firing.
So if the state, for example, considers it discrimination to ask for proof of citizenship in Illinois, and that's the way that they do business, I don't know.
Then in that case, they'd have some, well, they'd have less culpability.
You shouldn't be able to ask about citizenship.
You should, I think you should be able to ask about legal residency.
Yeah, legal status.
Yeah.
Because if you're on a green card, you know, or if you're hearing a war visa or a student visa or something like that, you deserve the right to occupancy.
Yeah, also what can happen too is there are people who specialize in like temporary residency.
So for example, members of, you know, like people who are ambassadors, stuff like that.
Like I know there was an area, was it Gramercy in New York where that was like a lot of the UN people would be and would be pretty affordable temporary housing because you knew these people wouldn't live in the city, but they'd have to be visiting quite a bit.
I think it was Grammarcy.
Was it Hill something Hill?
There's an area that's like the UN area where all of them stay in New York.
So there are sometimes people who come here to work temporarily and people need to be able to give them a place to stay.
That's like you can pay by the week or by the month.
And if someone did that, which by the way is perfectly legal and also a market that needs to be filled and then got screwed because the people effectively become squatters protected by the state, I don't want to punish those home providers, but people who are part of a big scam and those do exist.
Yep, everyone needs to pay the piper.
Final chat, and then we'll send you on to Mr. Timpoo.
All right.
Let's see, final chat from, oh, got to find a decent one.
No questions about...
No questions about this today?
None?
Okay.
All right.
That's fine.
I guess it was pretty self-explanatory.
Yeah.
Well, you know what, Hare?
Hair?
Here.
Hair.
It won't help your hair.
Hair.
The Mississippi gentleman asks, question for Stephen.
Now that you are in the supplement game, how long until we have LWC PEDs with Tim on the label?
Love you guys.
Actually, Tim has his own.
You know what's funny?
There are like peptides out there right now that people that you can buy that are legal.
And I've been approached about them.
And I do know some people who've taken them with great results.
Like there's TB something.
Was it TB?
That's TB12.
That's Tom Brady's brand.
I think it's a good question.
No, no, no, no.
TB something.
There's also tuberculosis.
And BPC something that's good for joint recovery that they'll sometimes give you to heal from surgery.
So I need to look into it more.
And if there are peptides out there that are actually effective, that might be something that we could do.
Again, I looked at places going, hey, is this one of those industries where people are just bombarded with bullshit?
And they're trying to make the right decision.
They're trying to improve their health, but they're almost proactively misguided by people collecting a buck.
And that did interest me too, this idea of peptides, because people can sell them and just put anything in there, and someone could be injecting it into their body and causing irreparable harm.
And nothing is without risks when you're getting into the realm of pharmaceuticals, or I think peptides are considered like lab chemicals that can be studied.
Yeah.
But so maybe we'll have a maybe I'll have Toolman do that, just like do a custom custom blend, and you'll all come out looking like Greek gods.
Like Splinter.
Yeah.
No.
Wasn't he?
Oh, wait, no, Splinter wasn't jacked.
Shredder?
Oh, it was the turtle.
It was the other turtle.
The other ones, The Secret of the Us, the one that got Secret Ooze.
Oh, the brothers, the two turtles.
Yeah, but what were they called?
They weren't Rocky and Bebop because that was in the accident.
It was.
Oh, man.
Oh, that's going to kill me.
They were on the cover.
They're silhouettes.
Remember of Ninja Turtles 2, Secret of the Used, by the way, not one of the better sequels out there in cinematic history.
I don't see it.
It's no Home Alone 2.
No, nothing is.
Nothing's Home Alone 2.
Terminal 2.
Doca and Razar.
I would never have gotten that in a million years.
Now I remember it.
I know one of them was basically a giant snapping turtle.
There you go.
And the other one was like some kind of a weird furry thing.
Was it?
Yeah.
Oh, what?
Is that what's going to be like a rat?
I think it's a wolf.
I think.
A wolf turtle and a bird.
It's weird.
It's a snapping turtle, Gerald.
Sure.
I was with you at wolf thing, but snapping turtle is quite obvious.
Yeah, snapping turtles and wolf.
It's obvious, the beak like that.
I'll chalk that one up to you.
You being colorblind.
That's fine.
All right.
I didn't know.
How?
Anyway, maybe we'll have Tim do that.
The flying turtle.
We do have, like, when we pick sponsors, we really do try and we sit down and go, okay, does this add value?
Is this something that people can use?
And by the way, no sponsor is for everybody.
Like American Financing, the reason, too, that they've saved a lot of people money.
I have friends who didn't even use American Financing, but they compared whatever the quote was, and they got a better deal from their bank because they were already along the process.
So yeah, we don't suggest anything that either we don't use or people here use or we know would be a very useful tool.
Like for example, building your credit.
I mean, I don't, it's not a tool I need.
Let's be honest.
I'm a white guy.
But there are people out there who may need it.
And so it helps you.
And we try to not steer you wrong.
We'll steer you the right direction tomorrow again, as today we steer you to Mr. Tim Poolio.
You got my heartbeat running away.
Beating like a drummer coming away.
If you really want to go, I'm already back away.
That's what I know.
Just do a straight gentleman.
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