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Oct. 31, 2025 - Louder with Crowder
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10th Annual Halloween Spooktacular: Reacting to the 69 Gayest Horror Movies of All Time
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subject for today when i don't have headphones on i i don't hear it as much well Welcome to the 10th annual Halloween Spooktacular.
Billy, you have a sound for it?
Something spooky?
Yeah, yeah.
And actually, last year was the first year that we didn't do it.
Yeah.
And so it made its way out of our calendar.
And then this year, like, oh my gosh, we got to do Halloween space.
It's the 10th one, the 10th one.
So welcome, of course, says we're don't join yet.
What the hell is the matter with you?
Hey, you know what we need to find?
We used to have an old kind of, I guess you would call it just title screen of, I think it was me dressed as an Indian going, beep.
Yeah.
And we lost it.
All right.
So, Spooktack, by the way, costume contest.
You can still, I think we're still taking final submissions.
You can send them in, send them to me at X.
And you win a whole swag bag and lock of Gerald's hair, which, by the way, is it's pretty sparse now because we had to wax him for his costume.
So, yep.
Today, Halloween, I am, I guess here, Mr. Maryland in Alligator Alcatraz, as you well see.
I was showing the Alligator Alcatraz tool, man.
What's the, there you go.
Yeah, yeah.
Spare no expense.
And then I'm going to introduce, by the way, we are wide on YouTube for a little bit because we want everyone to know that you guys can submit your costumes.
And yeah, then we're just going to be taking your costumes, taking your chat.
A lot of things to get to today.
A couple of things.
Abugazala Shabugamu, she's gone.
She just ducked out of an interview.
And then we have an article from, what is it, Out Magazine?
Them.
Them?
Yeah.
It's Them Magazine.
It should be they them.
Sounds like a horror film.
And that's anyway.
It's not good.
They wrote 69 queer horror film character.
Why your favorite Halloween movie is gay.
And here's the thing.
They make some presumptions that are incredibly homophobic.
So we're going to just.
They them.
Remember that letter from, where was it from that I read a while back?
I don't remember.
Was it Jamaica?
Sounds right.
I don't.
Oh, no.
It was a guy in New York, I believe, that was getting deported.
He got to Jamaica.
And we couldn't stop laughing.
That's pretty much what we're going to do with this because it's really, really bad.
And then we have the scariest tale of all, of course, is feminism.
All right.
Question, what are you dressing up as for Halloween?
We'll take some Halloween chats.
Time for the costumes and set.
Captain CEO, Mr. Morgan, what are you wearing?
I am a fire hydrant, but in LA.
Oh, my word.
That is.
I did not sign off on that.
That's not necessary.
At no point.
It threw me off because it's an American flag back.
It's not on fire.
And then he is going to be Friday, November 7th, Bricktown Comedy Club in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
Then Saturday, November 8th, Bricktown Comedy Club in Oklahoma City.
Not Firestein on X.
And, well, who, first off, who is that with you?
That is not a king.
No?
We have no king.
No king there.
Oh, very nice.
Yeah, I wanted to make sure.
Fun.
Royalty-free over here.
And then who are you wearing?
I am Marco Ruffio.
Rubio.
Rubyo.
Ruby.
Oh!
Very nice.
MVP.
Most improved for sure.
And of course, over there at the edit bay is the Gods of Strip Club.
That one's pretty.
Yeah.
Just put yourself up full screen so people can enjoy it.
Or bouncers.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Noodles looks like a terrorist blues brother.
You can't separate him from his whiteness.
So.
Well, the president has said multiple times that I'm the pan now.
That's not a bad rule.
At first, I thought you were doing Sean Aston in 51st Dates.
You guys give me a hard time.
My ears aren't that big.
My hands aren't that big.
It's a little Sean Aston in 51st Dates.
He's got a little bit of a list, Marco Rubio.
I support the president.
Yeah.
Hey, you want to go, Tough Guy?
Mr. Marilyn.
Yep.
Give a round of applause to everyone here who put this together.
Last minute.
Last minute.
Very fun.
And it's always a good time.
So, oh, yeah, that's right.
I forgot.
This is the least favorite part of the producers on our Spooktacular.
Because first up, ICE is actually getting in on the Halloween spirit by dressing up their cars.
I call this first story The Tale of the Ice Haunting I was supposed to do it Oh, that's right.
You were?
I was cutting all of my hands now.
Well, I got it on my hand.
I'm going to do it.
Go ahead.
And he's contractually obligated to do that every single time.
Yeah, it's in the contract.
I signed it back up.
And this, by the way, is my custom cappuccino.
I use it because I get baby powder on that.
Okay, let me just set this up one more time so we can do this right.
I call this The Tale of the Ice Haunting.
Oh, look at that.
They got a Mexican flag on their car.
That's fun.
Oh, these motherfuckers have a Mexican flag on their car.
Look at that.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
You mad?
Beautiful.
But you love that flag.
Oh, what a Mexican flag.
I think that word is bonita.
He did the marshmallow.
Here it comes.
By the way, that song slaps.
It still works.
It still is.
Yeah, dude.
Perfect timing with the smash into the concrete.
No covers needed, by the way.
No, people may say I lack empathy.
With that one, I do.
So a little bit.
If this is how they're catching Mexicans, just think about how they're catching Indians right now with the H130.
Well, yeah, that makes.
Filled with feces.
And if they're operating on stereotypes, which often are based in truth, then we have a suggestion for catching Haitians.
I think they can.
Yeah, that could.
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah.
First, I thought it was going to be some dirt cookies.
Let's send them to a farm upstate.
Yeah, just a trail of dirt cookies.
Yeah.
Yeah, they'll follow them like a scoopy-doo villain.
Dinner.
Scoopy-doo.
Oh!
I guess there would be, there would be multiple, oh, deus mio, no me gusta.
Chat is referring to it as the migrant mash.
Ah, the migrant mash.
It was a border smash.
The Hondurans were having fun.
The Nicaraguans had just begun.
Depart their rest.
Nice.
Carol looks hilarious in the dancing firelight.
He looks kind of like a ketchup bottle.
He does.
Yeah, he does.
He does a little bit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know what to do with them.
Right now, there isn't it, because we know that Gavin Newsome, some of his advisors watch this because they also, you know, they work at Media Matters, and he's just watching us going, shoot.
All right.
Before we talk about Halloween villains, actually, we need to check in on another villain, Zorhan Mamdani.
Oh, it's Zorhan Mamdani.
There we go.
It's the eye of Sauron.
I get it.
Sauron.
I was so used to saying Zoron that I messed it up.
Yeah, well.
I call this actually the tale of I made a mistake, but we're going to admonish Gerald anyway.
Nice.
By the way, my iPad is unusable.
I'm glad we have that backup.
Yeah.
I lost it on the suit.
Sorry, wardrobe people.
So we have a few stories to get to.
And again, we're just wide on YouTube for a very short period of time.
It is Halloween, a lot going on.
And funny enough, we may be bombing Venezuela as we're live on air.
So it'll be yet another time where I'm wearing a ridiculous outfit for serious breaking news.
Whenever we have to reference the first time the world saw Hunter Biden's laptop, it's me as Marty McFly.
Yes.
I'm a back to the future set.
Shoot me, Doc.
I'd have it noise.
Whoa!
I'm an Amazon a pecker.
Wow.
So I don't know why I expect to scuba-doo.
It's too bad you're not Mr. Venezuela.
No, no.
Well, I don't know.
Are there misters?
Because Miss Venezuela, they do all right.
No, Mr. Venezuela is just a baseball player.
Is that what I don't know anything about sports?
So first, we have to check in, actually.
I forgot.
We have to check in before we get to the news stories of the day.
The much sought after Epstein files.
Well, we actually have them right here in studio.
And so, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You get nothing.
No, it's a binder.
That's pretty interesting.
No, part one.
It's hard for me because I'm trying to laugh and not spill whatever this is.
All right.
So I call this.
I think this is the ashes of my grandfather.
first segment is the tale of three stories in the news.
First one is President Trump welcomed some trick-or-treaters to the White House, and he has a bit.
And you know what?
He appreciates a good callback because he did the same bit as he's done before.
See if you can catch it.
Does that get a toilet?
Yes.
Wide load toilet.
This is a great country.
That's so useful.
It's just, it's fun.
The girl's like, hey, but candy, Mr. President.
Who is that kid, Sully?
How did she know the outfit Melania was going to wear?
She matched it perfectly.
Predictable.
My wife is dressed as a hot person.
Oh, no.
Oh, my gosh.
You know, this kid's dad was like, do this.
We're going to get time with the president.
He's going to love this.
No, no.
Watch it.
Look, he taps the head like, you know.
He's watching him go.
I love how the kid, like, no, no, he taps his head like, you know, the drill.
This is what we do on Halloween.
If you have a flat head, I put a candy bar on it.
Because he did the same thing in 2019.
I think.
Well, wrong.
Uh-oh.
Are your hands sticky from it?
Yeah, from the strip club.
Ew.
And she does it too.
She's like, I'll get in on that.
I don't know.
Where the candy goes, put it on your head.
The kid's just looking around.
What the?
What the hell?
He has no idea.
Give me candy.
We have those costumes here.
That kid doesn't know what's going on.
He can't hear because he has the inflation mechanism.
He just thought he got gypped by the president for candy.
Well, he didn't like my minions costumes.
He's like, the president doesn't like me, but he will be telling that story for the rest of his life.
And we have some more stories to get to.
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We're going for the full hour.
And yeah, costume contest.
We're going to reveal the winner.
It's time.
We actually, we don't, we only get to you.
We put in so much work for once a year.
So I guess I get to say this for the first time in, gosh, a long time.
YouTube?
Piss off.
That's a war crime, pal.
Yeah, pretty much.
It's a power move as well.
So remember the congressional candidate we told you about yesterday, Kat Bogazugamu?
She Boogazala Boogazanadu.
I don't know.
I'm never going to learn her name by design.
Okay?
Mr. Maryland does what he wants.
That's true.
It got worse.
It's almost like we are clairvoyant because then she made an appearance on a show and she just ducked the question and then crashed out in the funnest way possible.
The indictment alleges that you and others, quote, surrounded a federal officer's vehicle, banged on its hood, and clicked on a dog at the groomer.
On the side and impeded movement.
Did you etch the word pig on the side of an officer's car?
I'm not speaking to the specifics of anything that's in the indictment right now.
But like I said, I do plan on pleading not guilty and the evidence will come out in court.
And, you know, I plan on go to jail.
Okay.
Well, let's not watch the video of what happened that day.
I mean, the evidence?
Let's look at the evidence.
And she has to be on screen while they're showing it.
I love that.
Damning her eye.
Like you're banging on a federal vehicle.
Yeah.
Wow.
What do you, when you see that, what do you think right now?
You know, Tara, once again, this is my first time being federally indicted, like I said.
I'm pleading not guilty.
The evidence will come out in court, and I plan on winning.
Thank you so much for having me.
Yeah.
Just really quickly, I did want to ask you about just the fact that like conspiracy to impede an officer is up to six years in prison, forcibly impeding and intimidating an officer is up to eight years.
Is that like that could actually hinder your ability to serve in Congress?
Are you concerned about that?
You know, the stuff in that video.
Did she just sign off?
I bet you she knew that she signed off.
How do you not?
I mean, maybe she thought because it goes window and window, you know, where if you're talking, I don't, but the interview, by the way, only lasted three minutes and 42 seconds.
Geez.
And here's the thing.
I do understand you're not.
My time.
Like a good time for me.
I do understand you're not allowed to discuss legal issues.
Your lawyers will advise against it, but you've got to know, like, this is your main thing.
It's what you're known for.
You're the impeding federal agent bandit.
Well, and you're the get tossed on your rear in a very funny fashion bandit too.
Yeah, like you get ragdolled.
Yeah, and I will say she would do this anyway if she was asking an uncomfortable question.
I guarantee this is what you see with those on the left.
They do not stand up to scrutiny because their ideas can't.
You saw it with Kamala Harris and Brett Baer, and then nothing else after that.
And that wasn't even a really adversarial interview.
I think we need to see this really quickly.
I think we need to see this person go to jail for a little bit.
I mean, that would be a Halloween miracle.
For a lot of bit.
Yeah.
Yeah, for a lot.
A lot of it.
What do you mean?
Make a wish here?
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, this is mine.
I own this one.
Okay.
The tail of the.
What people didn't see is that Josh got him, and then Jerry just spilled sand in his crotch.
I didn't see that either.
Fire crotch hydrants.
By the way, my mouth is like I had a picnic at the beach.
It's just filled with sand right now.
We do this for you.
Here's the next.
Here's the next fun story.
If you weren't convinced yet that Japan is our greatest ally, listen to this Iranian official talk about trying to spread Islam in the land of the rising sun.
They love this motion.
Yeah.
They can't believe it.
All that money they converted one of their own guys working there.
What was he a Sunni before?
Yeah, I mean, you know, that's the Japanese are so polite.
Like, they didn't even entertain it.
It's like, oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
You're so stupid.
No.
That's it.
That's the end of the conversation.
I'd rather go to Suicide Forest.
That's right.
Leave me alone.
You are go talk to Rufio.
I think he was part Asian, right?
Yeah, definitely.
I'm talking a little tanner today.
He's like one of those southern ones.
Actually, by the way, we managed to find out who the foreign worker was.
Yeah.
So, oh, come on.
Again, Muslims make up 0.2% of the Japanese population.
So, you know what?
Let's follow their lead here.
I think that would be.
Yeah, I think that would be good.
Well, listen, we can get those numbers down, Japan.
Let's go.
Yeah.
2%?
Let's.
Yeah.
Come on, guys.
You don't need any of that there.
No.
No, suicide force.
You don't need suicide bombers.
Well, I mean, you can help.
It's assisted suicide forest, and you just take them there on a tour.
There you go.
Yeah.
You look like an excited dog.
Me?
I'm not sure where to position Oh, we got to admonish Gerald.
Oh, yeah.
You know what?
I was hoping I'd have a printout of this because Gerald said 2% and it's 0.0.2%.
Yeah, I said it right.
Yeah.
Oh, hold on a second.
Do it.
Hold on.
I call it.
Do it.
Now, somebody do me a favor and go back and clip it and let Tim hear me say 0.2%.
No, this one.
This is research from the past.
Research said you said it wrong.
That's the task.
We don't live there anymore.
They're the law.
Tim is retarded.
Gerald, we don't use that language here.
Naughty word admonished.
2%.
I'm going to be vindicated thoroughly.
No, we're just not going to bring it up.
You are literally painted bright red as an eagie as an easy target.
I have so much sand in my mouth.
Why aren't you supposed to blow it out?
You're not supposed to suck it in.
It's everywhere in my drink.
I'm trying to get some air here.
I think it's getting here, too.
Painted red getting redder and immobile as an easy target.
All right.
So, I don't know if you know, this is an article that comes from them, but it is, of course, the scariest time of year.
And not because of why you think it is.
First off, let me know what your favorite scary movie is, and then we will now inform you as to why your favorite scary movies are, in fact, gay.
Yeah, yeah.
Here's the thing: I don't think they knew what they were doing over there at Them the article.
So, I'm just going to read this to you because it's a fun day.
Oh, crap, I forgot to tell you.
We have a 7-plus one.
I completely forgot to tell you guys.
We have a 7-plus one.
We have a 7-plus one everywhere.
Halloween, a 7-plus-1 lonely fairy tales.
Right now, I call this the tale of the misguided fag rag.
That's a miracle you're not blowing those candles out.
I know.
It's marvelous.
That's good fire.
Modern technology.
All right.
All the references are available, and I'll just read some of this to you.
So, this comes from them.
It's the 69 best LGBTQ plus horror movies of all time.
Now, they pick 69, and it's like, but don't you dare say that they are decadent and degenerate?
No, not at all.
Where do you get the idea that we're hyperly sexually charged?
So, let's look at the article's opening paragraph before we get into the list.
And just it's like, I've heard of it's self-homophobia.
That's, I don't know, I don't think that's a thing.
This is self-aimed homophobia.
I don't think they know what they were writing.
They wrote, Queerness, like horror, is defined by tensions between the inside and the outside.
The normal and the abnormal, like faggots, the celebrated and the rejected, like faggots.
Like so many marginalized groups, LGBTQ plus people know what it's like to be on society's perimeter, peering through the windows, trying to decide whether we want to be let into the party or continue living in the shadows of the port-a-potty.
So, you're perverts.
Pretty much.
Is it any wonder then that we see ourselves in vampires, werewolves, ghosts, and other twisted creatures?
That we empathize with villains who are cast out, stabbed through the heart, and burned at the stake.
And you know what?
After, I will say this, after re-watching Frankenstein, in some cases they have a point.
Remember, remember, get him alive if you can, but get him.
Man, search every ravine, every crevice, but the fog must be found.
I'm ready!
Take your torches and go!
Let's get him!
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