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🔴 Jimmy Kimmel & The Left Desperately Want to Gaslight America - Don't Let Them 2025-09-17 18:04
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Process through that, and we use comedy to, you know, just to get through difficult times sometimes.
And I'm glad that we have that, and I'm glad that we can do that with you guys.
So, thanks for giving us that opportunity.
And now I'm surrounded by two fantastic comedians.
Obviously, Josh, you know, joined us a minute ago, and then Tim, obviously, a great comedian as well.
So, not a comedian.
Well, are you going to take that?
I'm too tired to fight back.
Come on.
I actually kind of enjoyed that experience.
I saw it coming like, who's he going to pick?
At the last second, I had to pivot away.
I know.
But speaking of comedians, we do have this monologue from Sam Hyde that we talked about a couple of times, but we weren't really able to get to it.
We had so many things that were going on during the shows, but it was an incredible monologue, really, on his last show, kind of summing up really what we're all thinking.
This is you.
This is your sister, your wife, your daughter.
But this right here is you.
This is your sister, your wife, your daughter.
This is you.
This is your sister, your wife, your daughter.
But this is you.
And this is their reaction when you are killed.
This is the joy they feel when your sister is raped.
When your children are castrated, brainwashed to hate you.
This is their ecstasy when the floor of the subway car is awash in your blood.
This is you.
Make no mistake, that is a symbol that is you.
But this won't last long.
They can't help themselves because they're so ugly and so low that the only joy they can experience, the only good that they can envision is to take something beautiful or innocent down to their level.
And when they can't do it, the next best thing is blood.
This is Charlie's family.
And these are his children who will never be able to hug their dad and grow up with a murdered father.
And these are the people who smugly revel in this.
And they won't stop with just Charlie.
The boats are burned.
There's nobody coming to help.
The barbarians are at the gate.
This is the fall of ancient Rome that we are living through currently.
And what happens in the next two weeks is going to determine the future of mankind.
That's not hyperbole.
That's just how it is.
I think he's right.
I mean, those are all of the most difficult moments thinking about this.
Obviously, the loss of Charlie, but then the impact that that has on the family, on his kids, and as a father with three young kids, that's the hardest places that I can't go, right, mentally.
Show us the right celebrating that.
I mean, the closest thing that you'll have is the ride celebrating the death of Osama bin Laden so that he couldn't kill more Americans.
And then even then, you had some people on the right, including myself, going, ah, running in the middle of the night to the White House to celebrate just seems kind of weird.
Not bad, just kind of weird, you know?
But at the same time, I'm right there with you celebrating the fact that that person can't take anybody else out.
So that's good.
We're all on board with that.
But do you see people on the right doing that?
Do you see us celebrating?
They bring up all these other cases, and that's something that's really bothering me right now because these cases are not an apples to apples comparison, right?
When you have the couple in Minnesota, and you say, well, where's the half-staff for them?
Where's the memorial for them?
And this is the same kind of thing.
And it's like, well, no, it's not quite the same kind of thing.
Like, these guys weren't going out trying to just have conversations and were killed for their conversations.
Political violence.
Killing a politician, by the way, is still bad.
It's still completely wrong.
It's still just as wrong as killing Charlie Kirk.
I'm not equivocating in any way.
What I'm saying is that it is not the same to say some random act of violence over somebody who had a grievance personally with somebody who was in office and we don't really know the political motivations of what's going on.
That's not the same as the obvious connections that we've been able to make here and some of the information that we've been able to find and why somebody would go and take out somebody like Charlie Kirk.
It's not the same.
And Hyde had some other words too, as well.
And listen, I want to play this.
And I am very much for telling people that we have to do a better job of loving one another in this process.
We absolutely must do a better job of loving one another, but that does not mean that you accept violence from the other side.
So don't get that twisted.
You need to understand that I still support defending, like we've called for, like Stephen's called for, defending.
But I also support doing a better job of loving one another in this world as best we can.
That doesn't mean loving evil, though.
Don't get that backwards.
Read the Bible a little bit.
It'll help you out.
But Hyde actually said not to accept the false overtures of peace from the left.
But do not believe these people when they say they want peace.
That's not what they want.
They want to go back to flying under the radar and having the ability to f with you at liberty with no consequences.
That's what they want.
You need to remember that.
100%.
Right now, and this is what pisses me off the most about what I see from the Jessica Tarlovs or people that are on these panels right now is basically saying like, hey, we need to tone down the violence like Stephen talked about, or we need to, you know, we need peace.
And, you know, we're really sorry.
No, what you really want is to go back to getting everything that you wanted with the threat of violence in the background.
That's what you really want.
They absolutely want it.
And they want the rhetoric that they say to be true.
They want it to be true that Trump is a fascist and that all right-wing people are fascist Nazis.
They want that so that they can be a victim, so they can have that revolutionary moment and feel like some kind of freedom fighter.
Well, they don't want the fight because this is a fight that they will not win.
Well, I don't think they know about that.
They don't think they're going to be the ones fighting either.
It's always, you know, you do this.
And it's a Maxine Waters thing.
If you see them, don't give them peace.
Well, what are you doing for your revolution?
Yeah.
That they should be in the streets and they should riot.
You got to give them space to be able to go and burn them.
They won't stop.
And they shouldn't stop.
Amala Harris.
Yeah.
I believe those weren't counted as political violence, though.
So I guess we can't talk about them anymore because according to these studies, so that they could show that the right-wing stuff.
And by the way, it also doesn't take into account the impact of said violence.
For example, if you look back in the, you know, just prior to the year 2000, maybe go 95 to 2005, you'll see that there are way more white supremacist attacks than there were Islamic attacks.
But 3,000 people died because of one.
So maybe we need to be citing a different study here, something that has a little bit more meat to it, something that we can actually all kind of get something from instead of just having it be a talking point for people on the left to say, hey, let's just tone it down.
You guys are the violent side anyway, so you guys should just tone it down.
Let's go back to getting everything that we want.
How about no?
We've tried it your way.
Not doing that anymore.
Heid also went on to talk about Kirk's murder as, and I think a lot of people have seen it, and we talked about it just a second ago, but like a turning point for this country.
There's not going to be another moment like this, I don't think.
In terms of intensity, sure, maybe, but in terms of possibilities, I don't think there will be another moment like this.
I think this is the turning point for our country.
It's critically important that we have the right attitude of optimism, compassion when it's warranted, reserve when it's warranted, resolve all the time.
This is a historical moment, and there's the charge is there.
The critical mass is there to do historical shit in a way that it hasn't been since 2015.
There hasn't been a moment like this, arguably at any point in Trump's presidency or in Biden's presidency.
And I think this is going to define him.
It's time for Trump and the people in his administration to get off their asses and do something.
Well, right now, what the media would like to do is to say Trump needs to tone it down a little bit.
Make sure everybody goes back to their neutral corners where we get to dictate the terms to you guys.
How has that worked out for us, Nick?
Yeah, how's the temperature?
You know, let's bring the temperature down.
How did it get high in the first place?
Wasn't from the right.
We've been taking this crap for 60 years.
Yeah.
This has been building.
And you know what's another symptom of how the people, it's so mainstream, the people who are getting fired for what they said.
And it's, you know, it's not just wackos who go to protests.
You know, it's doctors, lawyers, whatever.
And what that tells me is, and they're in shock when they're incredulous when they got fired.
If you watch all these reactions, I can't believe I got fired.
You know why they can't believe they were so in shock?
Because this media has convinced this country that it's way more liberal than it is.
And they've been doing that for 50 years.
Yeah, exactly.
And this country's always been right, center, right.
Yeah.
And especially since Trump got in.
But you would think if you follow...
It's a quiet center-right.
That's right.
For the longest time.
Right.
And but they're incredulous when they get fired because they think, what, you aren't with me?
The rest of the country doesn't think the way I do?
No.
They have no idea that they're pushing people more towards the right.
You have, that's right.
You have the media.
I mean, you've already had the media sewed up, whether it's newspapers, television, even cultural stuff like movies and commercials brainwash you.
You don't know it.
Even when I watch the.
Oh, I know it.
No, you do.
I know it now.
I see it every freaking time and I hate it.
Yeah.
I watch the ID network, and you guys might know it's one of my theories that usually.
Town on Pluto?
Huh?
Pluto TV?
Is that what you're watching?
No, come on.
No, Tubi.
Tubi, that's what it is.
They do it something like that.
Well, it's on regular TV.
But even those shows, you know, on the ID network, they'll cover a murder that happened in 1988 or whatever the hell, right?
All these shows, but all of them have something in common.
It's always like a kind of a lesbian detective who's solving it.
Seriously, I know you're going to laugh now because people laughed at me when I was saying, look how guys are portrayed white guys in commercials.
I was saying that in the late 90s of people going, that's a crazy theory.
I fight with my wife because we watch these shows.
I go, look, look, there's another butch judge.
There's another female black attorney.
But they're real cases.
But you understand, they can choose from a zillion murders that happened in this country.
But they always pick even so when you think you're watching something that's based on reality, which it is, but they're cherry-picking for every one female black DA, there's 4,000 white guys.
How many of the criminals are black?
Well, that depends what channel and what show you watching.
Exactly.
Your point is right.
Like you can selectively choose how you want to portray stuff.
And it will go under the radar.
Yeah.
It's so.
So subconsciously, you're being kind of brainwashed.
I just don't want to go back.
I mean, like, I don't want to go back to leaving.
I mean, listen, you need a new set of rules for how you operate in this space.
And I think that's what Sam is really saying here.
Like, listen, this is very serious.
Like, this is getting to a point where one, they can say all they want.
Nazi, racist, homophobic, Hitler.
Like, they can say that all they want.
It doesn't make it true, Nick.
You're right.
Like, this country is a center, center-right country.
And for so long, the only viewpoint that you couldn't espouse was conservative.
Think about it.
I mean, I've had these conversations with my wife.
We live in a very conservative area.
And we've had to talk about, okay, like how, because it impacts our children, at the time we were new parents and we're, you know, incredibly, it's, you know, like you have your first kid, you're incredibly protected.
You're walking around constantly trying to catch them before they fall.
And by the time you get to the third kid, you're like, you're on your own.
You know, have fun.
I'm kidding, right?
Somebody else is here.
Yeah.
But we basically had to have the conversation, like, how much of what I do do we tell people and what we believe in?
We got basically just got to the point where it's like, we're not going to hide any of this.
Like, this is just who we are.
You don't like it.
If you don't like the flag being flown, then fine.
Sorry.
It's just, it's not something that we're going to change.
The other side doesn't have to have that kind of conversation, though.
They can have whatever viewpoint they want socially, economically, politically, in the workplace, in corporate America.
It doesn't harm them at all.
The minute somebody comes out and says something on the conservative side of the ledger, it's a problem.
And think about the things that we're talking about, really.
We're talking about transing children.
Chill dren.
That being celebrated.
We're talking about drag queen story hour.
Two words, three words.
This should never be together.
I think it's four.
Hey, speaking of which.
Just keep going.
Speaking of which, we actually have a couple clips.
One is relevant to this.
You want to do that one first, probably?
Sure.
Take this from my noodles over here.
Sorry.
That's Gerald impression over here.
Cash Patel just revealed that the FBI discovered a violent extremist network called 764 that convinces children to mutilate themselves or worse, take their own life.
This is coming from Eric Doherty from X. We have a clip.
Yes.
Yeah.
Ready?
Counterterrorism work, cyber attacks, and foreign adversaries are something the FBI must never sleep on, and we are not sleeping.
In the counterintelligence space alone, this year, year to date, 30% increase in counterintelligence arrests from the DPRK, Russia, Iran, and China.
And I want the American people to know in this setting, there's a lot of work that the brave men and women in the FBI are doing we just can't get into, but they don't stop.
Our cyber threats, ransomware attacks, those harming our children are online.
We have nearly a 20% increase in indictments, arrests in seven months alone this year.
We're going after those that harm our malware, infrastructure systems, telecom systems, and energy structure.
Combating salt and vault typhoons are just a little bit of the examples we're doing.
Maybe most importantly under the counterterrorism and domestic terrorism umbrella, our nihilist, violent, extremist, and those that label themselves 764 who wish to go online and convince children to maim and mutilate themselves and commit suicide.
And we are producing record numbers of arrests under that umbrella organization.
We even stopped an individual in the 764 network who wanted to conspire to kill an adolescent girl.
He is now in custody.
Transparency remains one of my main priorities at the FBI.
And this is what I've done in my seven months at the helm.
We've produced more than 33,000 pages of documents to Congress to a variety of committees.
I want to go back to the 764.
There's been a lot of radicalization.
Discord is one of the places that that happens.
We saw that in one of the stories that we covered.
I always forget that I'm going to mispronounce the name of the town that we were in.
But if somebody can grab that for me, where we had the middle school age student.
Oh, Roche.
Chippewa Falls.
Chippewa Falls, yeah.
I always want to say Waukeshaw and I know that's not right because they're different places.
Chippewa Falls.
As a resident, I should know this.
Chippewa Falls.
It was radicalization via Discord.
There was another shooting recently.
I think the one in Minneapolis where there was a Discord connection.
Like there's these radicalization kind of points going on.
And listen, if you're trying to harm this country, radicalizing is one of the ways where you just feed you content because it's like, it's got to be the Jews this time around for every single thing that happens out there, right?
That's one of the ways it happens.
But also it can be in kind of affirming.
Yeah, the world is a dark place.
Yeah.
You don't want to still be here, do you?
Yeah, nobody's ever going to like those kinds of things exist too, these dark corners.
And listen, prove they did it and then please expedite the consequence.
When you say we have them in custody, prove they did it, expedite the consequence.
I want it to be like the drug-running guys in the boats going, my God, you better not do that.
Otherwise, did you see what they did to bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing?
I'm not even kidding, guys.
Like at some point, you have to look around and go, how much are we willing to do to fight evil?
I'm not saying just randomly go out and have vigilante justice.
I'm saying the authorities.
Thank you, Nick.
The authorities going out, proving that people did it, and expediting the consequences.
And the consequences need to be severe.
I want people to be afraid to harm our children.
We've just coddled this stuff for far too long.
That's a great point, though, about the consequences have to come.
You know, because with stories like this, we got them in custody, and then another news cycle comes and another news cycle.
And you know how slow the wheels of justice turn in this country?
Sometimes not at all.
Not at all.
Or then it's like 10 years down the road.
Oh, we got this guy for raping a child.
You know, he's being put to death 12 years.
Nobody remembers nobody.
So I think you're right.
You're the incident, the consequences.
Proved it.
And the closer it is to the incident itself, the more of a deterrent.
Yeah, I mean, because kids are dying right now.
So let's step up and do this really quickly.
One of the consequences that happened, and we only have a handful of minutes left, and then we're going to go today.
But one of the consequences, the Texas state student, I believe, who went out and mocked Charlie Kirk's death and then went on and mocked it even further on the fountain and then disrupted and spit on the vigil.
Yeah, he's no longer a student there.
Gotcha, bitch.
I hope, I hope that this was a moment of bad judgment.
I hope.
I doubt, but I hope.
This is my hope.
And that this redirects the life.
But here's the thing: I hope every single other person out there who wants to go out and do stuff like this takes a hard look at that and goes, I don't want to ruin my life for that.
I don't want to go be a jerk to people who are in mourning right now and go and do student codes of conduct are different.
Okay.
You have different rules when you're on a university campus and you are a guest on that campus.
It's different.
They get to do that kind of stuff.
Sorry.
Go learn your lesson.
And I hope everybody else takes a look at that and says, see, there's your fast consequence.
Did it?
We covered it yesterday.
That's right.
Expelled, gone today.
Texas tech student.
The Texas tech student wasn't just because of what she was saying.
She probably would have gotten away with that.
I don't know that that would have violated anything, right?
But it was the assault.
Yes, she was hitting the corner.
It was resisting arrests.
It was all the other stuff that she did.
Life comes at you fast.
Explain to the left how also when it comes to corporations and they have their own roles.
I had Dershwitz on.
I said, why does that when a conservative would get fired for saying something naughty at work or whatever?
I go, why does that trump the Constitution?
I go, does it?
It trumps the, you know, the First Amendment.
And he goes, and he says, in that case, yes.
When it happens inside a private company, they have their own set of rules and stuff.
That's why.
Somebody explained that to the left because they're already bitching.
Yeah, you guys like, you guys were against cancellations and stuff.
We were against cancellations for truth and good things like protecting your rights.
We were against like going out and saying, well, this person is this when they're not that.
Well, even if you commented on a woman's breasts at work, they'd finish you.
Especially.
No, it was crazy.
Now what we're saying is like this, this is just a different situation where you're going out and calling for violence.
That's a different thing.
And when you go to work for a place, you're signing a document saying that I agree to your rules or you don't have to take the job.
So I do understand that there is that tension between this.
And I think Matt Walsh did a pretty good job of explaining the differences between both sides on that because people were trying to say, oh, now you're all for cancel culture.
And it's like, well, actually, there's a lot of consequences that are just coming at people right now for going out and violating their workplace's code of conduct and ethics.
Those things exist for a reason, right?
But I do think that we need more swift consequences.
And I don't, I don't know, what did I do?
Did I say I need a consequence?
No, I'm just.
Come on, I see an admonishment coming.
No, I'm down for swift consequences.
You do something stupid, take down a mural, go start being disrespectful.
You get put in a room for 36 hours and you listen to Taylor Swift the whole time.
All right.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
All right.
We're not animals.
That's a start.
Swift punishment.
Swift.
Just sitting in the room by yourself in a straight jacket.
Marry me, Julian.
I don't even know that song.
He did.
You guys are old.
No, no, it's actually.
No, actually, we're straight.
I have a penis, you know?
Well, that's not what the lady from HR says.
But that's why those guys, my favorite clips online for the last couple of years are those guys that find out, and they're just dads, working class dads.
It's usually Oklahoma or the Midwest somewhere.
They find out, they have evidence of a guy trying to meet a child somewhere.
Oh, yeah.
And they show up at the store like there was a guy in Target and they just beat the shit out of him.
First they confront him and then when the guy starts lying, they stop pounding the shit out of him.
Nick's over here like, bing, pow.
No, but it's just what you're talking about.
I know you're going to have to, you know, he's going to have his day in court and all that shit, but I hope he's buried under it.
Listen, I, do you start having the death penalty for child molesters?
Yeah.
You're starting to speak my language a little bit.
Wait, I'm sorry.
No, no, no, no.
I can support this.
You know what's crazy?
I can support this.
They will still risk it.
No, they will.
You're right.
They're still smart about it.
But the punishment will be so severe.
And so, like, I mean, come on, you need people talking about this.
Like, I think there is a world where we treat crime differently and we actually deter it.
If we can make Venezuelan drug cartels second-guess.
Yes.
Yes, exactly.
And they're making, they'll find another way, but it's like, okay, but we'll make sure that this way is gone.
And we're going to blow you up.
Literally, every plane, every boat, blow every single one of them up.
Everything is.
They'll still take the risk.
Like, to catch a predator was on for, I don't know how many years.
I know.
And I had a whole bit of a guy would come in and go and go, oh, I guess her dad collects boom mics.
And still risk his, you know what I mean?
That's why I love these guys that show up at like a pizza.
There was an old guy with a young girl.
Yeah.
And they just smapped things, slapped them around silly.
It was so refreshing.
It's kind of like policing our own a little bit here.
Well, yeah.
Meaning, like not the pedophiles, it's the community.
Policing our own community.
We got to make sure to take care of our own community.
And I think too many people run away from that.
That's what the moment is.
And we need more people.
Listen, I want to end with this.
We've got about two minutes.
Oh, you've got one thing real quick.
Hurry up.
I've got a clip.
I have a clip.
How long?
It's a funny clip.
I don't know.
Wait.
Oh, what is it?
It's Cash Patel going off on Eric Swalwell.
Oh, good.
Okay.
That'll be fun.
And then I'll end and we'll be done.
Okay.
Okay.
Here we go.
The mustard constitutional game.
I'm going to borrow your terminology and call bullshit on your entire career in Congress.
A disgrace to the American people.
Director.
Director, I'm reclaiming my time.
If anybody should go first on the left, if I had to pick somebody, Swalwell.
Swalwell.
That's your first draft pick.
Just to be voted out of office.
Yeah, that's what I voted.
Voted with a bullet.
No, not a real bullet.
Like from a Nerf gun bullet.
A Nerf.
I'm just going to nerf people.
I don't want anybody to get killed.
Even that jerk off.
No, I know.
Well, let me think about that.
I am kidding.
We talked about this, Nick.
I'm just kidding.
Did we?
No, of course.
No, no, no.
But I mean, I want him gone, too.
I want him out of Corey Booker yesterday.
I love Cash Patel.
I know he went after him hard.
He goes, You think you're going to, what are they when they, what do you call filibuster?
Yeah.
And that's what the left does.
When they get beat in an argument, they just try to talk over you.
Patel was having none of that.
I'm not afraid of you.
I know, RFK.
I'm not afraid.
I'm kind of afraid.
I just peed.
Okay.
A lot of you.
Soiled the seed a little bit.
No, I agree.
I like these guys going after him.
And they're like, I can't believe some of the things that we've heard from some of the members of this administration coming in here.
I'm like, what?
You mean a little bit of pushback on all your BS?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
I'm sorry.
I didn't really think about it.
And even though Obama today said, I don't, you know, it's a tragedy that happened to Mr. Kirk.
Yeah.
But, and I don't, and he goes, I don't agree with a lot of what he stands for.
You don't.
Seriously, that's it's one thing if a college kid at Berkeley said that.
You don't, what, what did Charlie stand for that's not in the Constitution?
What are you talking about?
And what does it even matter?
Like, why would you say that as a president?
Really?
You're not for open dialogue?
You're not for going to church and raising a good family and shit.
You're not, because you're a fucking Marxist.
Well, in the First Amendment, the second amount of time.
He's second on the list.
Even the left is afraid of the left.
They had to couch it or else they might come after him.
So I don't agree with it.
They're going to go, oh, he's now saying in memory he's remembering Charlie Kirk.
Even Obama's a fascist shit.
I agree.
Michelle to protect him.
Yeah, so I agree.
And one of the things that I want to do is when I see pastors, and I mean, like greener pastors?
No.
Oh, okay.
Pastors.
When I see pastors, and I use that term very loosely and their comments on this, maybe that's something that I'll put together is just a list of those and some of the things that I want to talk to them about because they're leading their flocks astray, many times calling Charlie Kirk a racist and doing all kinds of stuff, including Jasmine Crockett's pastor, apparently.
I say apparently it's her pastor.
That's what they were saying.
But it was definitely a pastor on a stage at a church, including a church that I used to attend, talking about it this weekend.
And the kinds of things that I am hearing, the equivocations, the, well, but, you know, I don't, but.
It's always the butt.
It's always the but.
How about just I don't?
How about just I don't and just leave it there.
We don't condone this kind of behavior, period.
I don't care what they're saying.
We used to have an understanding of that.
We used to have an understanding that people can say stuff that is wrong and that is stupid.
But as long as they weren't violent towards you, there was no reason to get violent towards them.
Why can't you just say that?
This is because you have no character.
You have no balls.
You have no guts.
Intestinal fortitude, call it what you will.
You don't have any moral compass that says it's just wrong.
I don't care what they were espousing.
And especially in the case of Charlie Kirk, and I'll end it with this.
Charlie Kirk wasn't going out there and advocating for violence, something that maybe you would need to be a little bit more forceful in standing up against.
He was advocating for more rights for people.
He was advocating for a better life.
You want to attack him because he's a racist?
Because he said in the 1950s, the black family was better off than they are in 2024 and proved it?
He wasn't saying go back to pre-having rights like everybody else.
He's saying you were sold a lie and it has destroyed your community over the last 60 plus years.
And I would like to fix it.
Look around.
This isn't working for you.
He was calling for things to be better for you on the trans rights.
He was calling for things to be better for you because, hey, listen, this isn't a place that leads to life.
Look at the suicide rates pre and post operation.
Look at what it's doing to our country.
I want you to be comfortable.
His words, comfortable in your own body, wanting it to be better for people.
Irena Zarutska is the name of the woman that was killed on the train that was stabbed.
We cannot forget that.
We cannot forget how we felt seeing that.
We cannot have a society where we all run away.
Charlie Kirk was killed because he wanted to have conversations to make people's lives better.
We cannot forget that in both occasions, the left is equivocating.
In both occasions, the left wants us to stay in fear, stay in fear.
They don't want you out there having conversations.
They don't want you defending yourself.
We are preaching the exact opposite.
I want you to have more conversations.
I want you to defend yourself.
And I want there, because of those conversations and the right to defense, to be less violence.
They don't.
Tells you everything you need to know.
We'll see you tomorrow.
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