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Aug. 21, 2025 - Louder with Crowder
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🔴 Woke CNN Host's Meltdown Over Trump Slavery Truth Needs to Be Examined 2025-08-21 18:07
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And you know, I get it.
I wouldn't want to look at that either, which is exactly why they're making changes.
It was I'm fine if you were a little quicker than that.
I mean, the timing does help.
Ah, come on.
He looks like, you know, he got over it.
Nice ice cream.
Ice cream fixes a lot of things, maybe not ever.
You know, it just depends.
You had so many things to say that I absolutely did.
Listen, slavery was okay.
You had to go with I don't agree with him.
You heard him.
I don't agree with him.
You had to go with mint chocolate chips.
Yeah, exactly.
Come on.
You do something like that.
My favorite.
I this argument, President Trump is making a very reasonable argument because Who wants a girl to be a girl?
Here's how I know.
Here's how I know.
Nobody was shocked at what they saw.
Nobody's shocked by that picture.
Nobody's shocked by the stats that she was showing or ships with people or jumping overboard because of the iron in the soul.
Nobody's shocked by that because we know it.
We hate that it happened.
Right, but we're over it.
What he's saying is, hey, can we teach that while also teaching that white people fought a bloody war that nearly killed our country to make sure it didn't happen again?
Can we also teach that we have fought for 160 plus years to make the very best of this situation that we possibly could and it has cost people's lives.
It has cost people's comfort.
It has cost everything that they can lay on the line post emancipation proclamation to make sure that this country achieved the purpose for which it was founded.
Can we just admit that?
And by the way, if that's not enough, it's been over 160 years black people get over it and move on.
Okay, I feel better.
Yeah, well, I can't believe I'm the most tame person here on this.
They wanted a country to feel out of place.
It just pisses me off.
Like, I but nobody likes any of this.
You said it.
Nobody likes the fact that this country had slavery.
How do you look at just one piece of the story?
I don't think it's faithful to me, man.
It's like, hey, hey, they crucified this guy in Jerusalem somewhere and then stopping the story.
It's like, yes, of course.
they did.
But there's a whole lot more that happened.
You have to tell the rest of the story.
Yeah, no, you absolutely.
And this idea that America was built by blacks.
Now, this is the only show where where you will hear someone condemn slavery, make the case as to why slavery was ended based on Christian grounds.
Yes.
While also making a joke about how black people can't swim and a slave exhibit.
It's true.
Also one of my favorite memes of all time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If if if if Africans built America then why does Africa look like Africa?
It's very.
My grandfather laid railroad track.
Right.
Okay.
He cut his fingers off while building the factory that he worked in for the rest of his life, a shoe factory.
He fell from a stage and collapsed.
Broke his back.
Building the building that he worked in for the rest of his life.
Cut his finger, but yeah, no, blacks built it.
By the way, do you know how long it took to build the Empire State Building?
Yeah.
About a year.
About a year.
Yeah.
I want to say it's either 10 months or— It's either one month over or one month under a year, the bulk of it.
Imagine he'd still be trying to get the permits under newspapers.
Yeah.
Think of how long it took to do anything at the World Trade Cde Center.
One year, 45 days.
One year, 45 days.
Now that's a lot of Italian and Irish.
Yeah.
I'm not saying that we should have those pictures where people are walking around there without any harnesses or anything eating lunch, but I'm just saying we built stuff pretty fast.
A lot of people got Final Destination to buy steel lunchboxes.
They did.
Yeah.
And building the tunnels.
Yeah, I mean just up like that.
When you see the cars, they're all broad, by the way.
You're like, they don't even have a safe, they don't have a safety harness.
There's like, nah, yeah.
Yeah, does he like the guy?
I always think that's a little rascal's when I see that.
Oh, he's a Yankees fan?
Not anymore.
Just a dog with a bullseye walks out.
We got a job opening up here.
My gosh, it's just is a different breed of people.
No, I was only black.
Who wants my Twinkies?
Just me, well, it's the air of the Irish.
You throw a potato and that's how you take care of them.
By the way, I've been looking up why they discriminated against the Irish when they were coming here.
I get it.
I really do.
Yeah.
They were they were seen they were seen as lower class people who weren't educated who were and actually Thomas Solis.
Is it because they were lower class people that weren't educated?
Well, it's because they were fleeing their what?
Yes.
They were.
From Ireland.
They saw them as that.
And I was like, is it because they were that?
Yes, that's because they were that.
And that it was largely the sort of, you know, a high percentage of criminals and people who were less than capable coming from Ireland and brought their problems with them.
Well, apparently you didn't see the movie Cocktails.
That's true.
That was I was I don't know.
That was a terrible one.
Although that wasn't that was that TGI Fridays?
What was it?
Yeah, it was a that was the takeoff.
They were got in a chain that was going to be like that.
Right, that's what it was, yeah.
It was a You never saw Cocktail?
I saw Cocktail.
TGI Fridays is not near that, but okay.
No, it's not, but I think it was like a real someone told me it was a franchise.
Yeah, that's what the movie was based on.
Was it actually a TGI Fridays?
No, it's called Baker Street Irregulars, located in New York City.
It's the same bar that was originally a TGI Fridays.
Oh, that has absolutely nothing to do with what you guys were saying, but okay, I get it now.
Well, it does, you dummy., your fucking movie?
It was basically a chain of fucking the guy was trying to start a chain of fucking bars.
Isn't that any respect?
It's not TGI Fridays and Services.
It's a fucking bar at TGI Fridays, you nunnah.
I was there before their stuffed baked potato fucking skin stuff.
Doctor Frue's there too?
Is he selling too much?
Uh, you sister.
You know what else?
You know what else?
I don't think you respect I don't think you respect the trade, the handiwork of mixologists.
I don't.
You're right.
Everything is given a term now.
I'm a barista.
You press a button on a super automatic machine.
You're a barista.
I'm a mixologist.
Oh yeah?
Oh my goodness.
Ugh.
What was it?
I had one button.
I'm putting that soda gun in your mouth and blowing your head off.
Oh, volume.
It used to be a thing.
What's funny is now they call themselves mixologists, but back in the day, barkeepers used to actually have to know drinks.
You know, you had the five cotton, you had a Manhattan, you had an old fashioned, you had a sidecar, you had a daikery was one of them, and I can't remember what it was.
Was it gimlet?
Was it gimlet?
Maybe no, it was a martini.
You're right.
Those are the five classic cocktails.
No, no, don't quote me on that.
But look, I'll give you, like some of those guys today, they know how to make some really, really great drinks.
But most of the people that are mixologists are making sweet drinks for ladies.
Yes.
Okay?
Yes, most of them.
This one's really cool and it has pink and woo!
Yeah, an Apple Martinez.
Wow, great.
Wow, you really nailed that Jolly Rancher by pouring in Jolly Rancher cereal.
I'm gonna clip me again.
This is like, it's a minefield wherever I go.
Well, it's gonna be a minefield.
It's a fuzzy nasal.
Because it's nasal?
I mean, navel.
Fuzzy nasal.
There was a great comic in Montreal who had a bit about that.
Who was it?
A guy named, I think, Scott Falkenpricch.
I could be wrong.
I don't want to, but he had a bit.
I just, I don't even know if it was televised.
And he said, you know, people will go in.
They'll say, I want a, I want a sex on the beach.
Or, you know, they'll say, Hey, would you like a blowjob shot?
Because they're all very sexual.
But that's not really the nature of the kind of sex these people will be involved in.
in?
Or I go, I say, Yes, I'd like to order a Wack Off alone in the dark.
He's a really odd looking guy, he sells it.
Just a beer to go.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
We used to do that in this country.
You could drive through.
But they do in Florida, they still have them.
They still have them?
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Good, Barnes.
I have no problem with it.
I think that the open alcohol container law is silly.
I think you shouldn't drive drunk.
I don't think there's any difference between having a beer at dinner and having a beer driving down PCH if you're not abriated.
It was created so that Moms demand action or whatever Moms against drunk driving could catch more people.
Okay.
Man.
It worked.
Yeah.
This one's for Nick.
I just threw this in because I thought it would be funny.
So slavery can be funny.
It's wrong.
But.
But it's good for a laugh sometimes.
So this is to give you an idea as to how slavery is still going on.
A 19-year-old, and of course it's not funny that he was enslaved.
The way that it happened.
Yeah.
He's kind of funny.
19 year old Chinese man was, Wow.
It was honey pot slavery.
I got you, bitch.
So they met at a billiard hall.
The girl, Zhu, persuaded this boy, Huang, to come work at a family business.
So.
Myanmar.
The Jews control the billiard halls.
Oh yeah, the Jews are on the media.
They're Zulu.
The Zulu.
How many Jews?
And control the world.
Then she actually traveled with him Telecom fraud complex in Myanmar.
Where they just work you to death.
They just work you to make fraudulent phone scam calls.
Yes.
But I think you're out of college.
At least you did it, but you did it while you lived.
Yeah.
They weren't slaved by a Jew.
I was trying to sell rare coins over the phone.
I had to wear a suit and everything.
It was like going to Wall Street.
Really?
Yes.
And I went when I went back to college, a week before I went back, I saw my boss being led out of the sky scraper in Boston handcuffed by the Federal.
Yes.
Well, that was a nicer experience than Zoom.
I'm on the phone trying to sell a Double Eagle 50,000.
I don't even know what an IRA is at that point.
Oh my God, it was the best job ever.
I never sold anything.
It's like boring boiler room.
Yeah.
Is that right?
Yeah.
No, it's very official and nobody making any money.
Then Diesel coming in, Did you sell the coins?
Just like Wall Street though.
Remember that committee?
Feds arrest China.
Oh yeah.
That's just what happened.
By the way, the reason the guy was freed.
Huang was finally returned to China.
There was a $50,000 ransom that was paid.
But again, this doesn't always end this way.
50 million plus slaves on Earth.
And they're getting very clever about it.
Now, I think this is too much effort.
I think if you're going to cross that line morally, which you shouldn't.
Slavery is bad.
Right.
You don't need a honeypot them.
You just knock them over the head and put them in a van.
Yeah, this is like the worst catfish ever.
Yeah.
And she got paid $13,900.
Like that's a lot of money to get paid, you know.
Yeah.
How many people can you suck her into going to Myanmar with you?
And half that went up her nose.
I dated this bitch.
Oh my god.
That's how you ended up selling coins.
She's like, Oh, go to Myanmar.
She's like, I'm not interested.
It's okay.
She's just like, Oh, no, no, no.
They changed Myanmar to different.
You come here, you sell a coin.
Oh, I hear my mama calling me.
I have to go.
Double regal.
Bye bye.
Just your feet are clasped with a cuff.
Clank.
I brought my own irons.
Sell more coins.
Be like Bill DeVain.
Wasn't he the one selling all the gold?
Oh, yeah.
I'm Bill DeVain.
He's got more.
You're like, what?
I need to buy gold?
From the wines.
He's got like Joe's teeth from the forties in his.
Yeah, I know.
In his kitchen drawer, this guy.
It's the soul.
I think he died.
Oh, DeVain's still alive.
Is DeVain still alive?
Yeah.
Okay.
Who?
Yeah.
It was a block in the store.
Bill DeVain and who?
Who's the other?
It's Bill DeVain and there's always one other guy.
Two guys who are always selling stuff on TV.
Like, why are you here?
I'm William DeVain.
Yes, we know.
Yes, yes, we all know.
And then, buy gold, okay.
And then you have Tom Selleck.
G Gordon Liddy.
I bet it was G Gordon Liddy ate a rat.
He died.
Yeah, he did.
He did eat a rat.
He did.
He ate it.
He was scared.
He was scared of rats.
Well, I read about them.
Yeah.
I liked them.
He was scared of rats and to get over his fear, there was one in his cell.
He killed it and he ate it.
Yeah.
And he would put, well, also that was to establish a pecking order in prison.
That man crazy, he ate a rat.
Apparently I had a real fear of pussy.
Well, you'd fit right in in prison, like, Yeah, me too, man.
What's that, noodles?
I was going to say, research chimed in and wanted to let us know that the audience was very sympathetic to mister Huang's plate.
I don't understand the whole Yeah, it's like think about that for a second.
When people talk about how oppressed women are, it's like they're able to enslave men still.
Why can't I find one of those bitches?
It's so bad.
I don't I don't know if I believe this story.
So he had to he was in prison.
No, I made it up.
I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
It's true.
It's not like you can check my work or anything.
I'm not saying that it's not true.
I'm just saying he goes to prison.
He's afraid of rats.
And so, therefore, to overcome his fear, he eats a rat.
That's like me going to pris to prison and not wanting to be gay and blowing up a guy to make sure I don't become gay.
That's not how hard to believe.
Yeah.
To make sense.
I told you you'd do that in the men's room here.
Yeah.
Don't eat in prison.
I feel like he's telling on himself.
Yeah.
In the head, he became CEO.
That doesn't make sense.
Like, I'm afraid of rats, therefore I'm No, it's not how he became CEO.
He became CEO despite that.
He cooked it first.
I guess that's different.
He had to have a chocolate.
Oh, yeah.
No, he didn't eat it raw.
Who eats raw rats?
I don't know.
He cooked it.
He cooked it.
We didn't make it sound like he had a dish.
Oh, excuse me.
I'll put his cookbook on the table for you after the show.
By the way, it goes very, very nicely with a 98 toilet wine.
It does.
I had to asso bucco in a toilet.
It's amazing what these rats can do with a Bunsen burner.
Not the Stewart reci's recipe.
That was one of my bits.
She got arrested.
It's a good thing.
She's a good thing.
How could that smell bad?
I don't know, be a fucking Tess.
I think she was done dirty when you look at it now.
You're like, she did what so many people did, Martha Stewart.
Yeah.
And we didn't know any better at that point.
She used the in word.
Did she?
I think she didn't know it was Paula Deen.
No, what's the point?
You're confusing your dumb horse.
Okay, fine.
You know what?
You know what?
He said, you said it was, what's her name?
The, the black girl from MSNBC that got fired.
Uh, Joy Reid.
You said it was Joy Reid.
It was actually Sears that was in that circle group.
And I didn't, I didn't admonish you.
Oh wait, hold on a second.
No, wait, it was actually Seals.
Seals.
It wasn't a male in catalog, so admonish Gerald first.
Yeah, I think that was really petty of you.
Yeah, it's Seals that keeps coming up.
I wrote Seals.
It doesn't matter, you just know that Gerald's wrong.
That's all that matters.
Well, I keep thinking Seal, the black guy with a bad skin.
Yeah.
So did I. Every time we brought up her name, I thought of Seal.
I'm not gonna He got it for Lupus, which I thought, I thought Lupus was usually a female thing.
Oh God, no.
You know who had Lupus, the guy that ran the comic strip in New York City?
And he didn't, he didn't pass me the first time.
I hope you, I hope your other finger falls off.
Yeah, I know, I remember.
I remember you used that in a roast.
Yeah.
He died three months later.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was'cause he was a dick.
Yeah.
They went back and said we already have an angry Italian.
Yeah.
Exactly right.
And he was losing his fingers.
They were like amputating him for a period of time.
And then we're doing a roast.
I didn't know he was in the room.
And his girlfriend was on the deus, who wasn't very funny.
Vanessa, how did I say, Vanessa, the last time, you know, something about you said, you said, uh, you said, uh, no, no, no.
He's a good man.
All three fifths of them.
No, I said something about, I don't know.
He left two of her, two of his ring fingers in her snatches.
Yeah.
I don't know.
But he was in the crowd.
And I, and I actually, I knew he was dying at the time, so I didn't apologize.
I think Patrice knew he was in the crowd, because I remember that.
And Patrice is like, oh!
And Patricia's like, oh my god, I don't think he was there.
Patricia, no, he was there.
He was?
Yeah, he was.
It was a Jim Norton roast at it was the meanest shit I ever said in front of someone.
Yeah, I know, but I'm glad you did.
And that's saying something.
It was.
Yeah, me too.
It was pretty funny.
I actually wrote him a letter handwritten.
I don't think he ever got it.
Yeah.
Well, he got it.
I couldn't open it.
He two thumbs.
Yeah.
It was the weirdest thing.
The com, like, I don't, it's like the New York Times bestseller.
The comic strip live was like, you're like, what's the rhyme or reason to the booking there?
And I guess in your case, he said, we already, we don't, we already have an angry Italian.
Yeah.
And it was Rich Franchese who's not angry.
He's just a big.
He's just a big Italian guy.
You think is angry.
Right.
It was a very rich Francese.
He was a very smart, funny comic because he looked like a bouncer.
Right.
Nobody would give him the time of the day.
Yeah.
He turned out to be a little nuts.
Did he?
After, you know, after being shut down for that's right.
And you know, two decades.
Yeah, exactly.
Where's on you?
Yeah, I don't guess we don't need to run the Myanmar clip because I think we've really drove this point home.
I guess we've mined this as much as Yeah, but voluntarily.
We weren't slaves.
Go look it up.
Yeah.
It's a pretty pretty big problem in Myanmar.
It's still like slavery is still a thing.
That's the thing.
I just want you to know slavery is still a thing and anyone in the United States.
who demands that we send AIDS for aid to Africa without simultaneously demanding that we send in the most violent fighting force in existence to end slavery across that continent should really shut up because they're being disingenuous.
Can we pull that back up?
Look at the chart in the bottom left.
India, holy, they're number one in something.
First it was poop in the streets and now this.
Yeah, I was going to say, it's not the only thing.
These.
Yeah, they just call them indentured servants.
Diarrhea.
Yeah, but they're like, I mean, we thought, okay, like China, yeah, that's bad.
They're going to tie you to a loom until you, you know, whatever.
And India's like, hold my beer.
Yeah.
Like, hold my get paid.
Yeah.
You Think about that for a second.
Think about that for a second.
Because people did eat pre-love.
I love India, it's very spiritual.
Can you get the slave?
It's gross.
Yeah.
I do.
Hey, you know what?
If you're going to look to find spirituality of all the world religions, what if you don't start with the one that still permits slavery?
Dummy.
They're lower class people, Stephen, so yeah, it's okay.
It's going to be India looks like the grossest place on the planet.
It is.
It just looks like apartments stuck on top of a top, there's always fucking phone wires hanging in the streets.
I know, I know.
It's fun to watch people getting roasted though, like step on them and shit.
Oh, you mean literally?
Yeah, literally.
It's like, was it two people per hour, diet of trains, or is it two people per minute?
Yes, the natural predator of.
That's the funniest thing I've heard.
Of the Spoonchabi trains.
What did you say that the other day?
It's like the natural predator.
They don't understand it.
They think it's like this mythical beast that's nocturnal or something.
It's like, just don't stand in front of it.
There are literally tracks to tell you where to go.
Don't go through them like a wind.
Yeah.
You can go anywhere else except here.
This.
And it's like three feet wide.
Just avoid that.
I know.
I know.
Okay.
It's Chat Thursday.
Let's go.
Chat.
Okay.
Noodles hit us.
Okay.
First chat from Renpede.
Question for Nick, toe to toe with Jasmine Crockett, what words of advice would you have for her as she loses her congressional seat?
Hope she loses her congressional lips.
No.
Advice for her?
I think you mean advice for someone going against her?
I think they're just saying, like, what would you say to her?
What would I say to her eyes?
I'd say, should I leave the money on the dresser this time?
Fucking hope.
And you'd probably win.
You'd probably win.
That was her campaign slogan.
Leave the money on the dresser.
Yes, yes.
And by the way, she lifted it from Kamala, so that's the thing.
It's just not even original.
From the minds of John Adams and Ben Franklin and Thomas Jefferson to Jasmine Crockett.
I know.
Just think about that.
You can't convince me somebody voted her in.
You can't.
Well, also, that's the thing.
I think she's going to be redistributed out because she should not be representing.
She should be folding sweaters, okay, at Urban Outfitters, stupid bitch.
Sell those?
Anyways, I hate your guts.
I pray Sickle Cell makes a comeback.
Okay.
I don't think it ever went away.
I don't think it ever went away.
I've been juggling it with AIDS for her.
Well, that's okay.
You still can't.
I'm joking.
Jasmine, I kid.
You seem like a pretty lady.
If you find a lump in your axle, that's a quick program.
There you go.
And he would win.
Next chat.
You would win.
From mister Never Miss.
Christopher Crewe, we're all seeing what's happening with Maduro in Venezuela, but what are your thoughts?
It looks like Trump is planning something, but I'm not sure what.
Thanks.
Yeah, I'm not entirely sure.
Did they designate the Venezuelan government an international drug cartel?
So they're treating them as a Well, they put a bounty on Maduro, right?
A criminal entity.
$100 million.
I'm trying to remember the official classification, but we all know that this is true.
It's ramping up.
And of course, look, that's the byproduct of socialism.
That's the byproduct of communism, right?
He's a descendant, basically.
He's the next guy after Chavez, who Sean Penn said was a wonderful man and he was proud to call him his friend.
At a certain point, you need to make money somehow and when you've plunged your entire population into poverty, it's like, ah, yeah, you know, we'll just do the drug thing.
So yeah, I think there's something to that because not only is there something to it, it's important to delegitimize these cultures that the left have said are all equal, right?
Bernie Sanders, Venezuela has red lines, it's a good thing.
Sean Penn, all these people went out and supported Chavez, supported Maduro, also Castro, I'm never going to let the left forget that where they're like, no, no, not this kind of communism.
You were there protesting against the protest.ing against the protesters in Cuba, who, by the way, were being executed and jailed because they wanted freedom in support of Castro.
And now people like Fonda and Bob Dylan's First Lay have the gall to say that we're fascists.
So, yeah, I think, drawing attention to the fact that these are not legitimate governments on par with the United States, and they should be treated as the illegitimate entity that they are.
I don't know what the plans are though at this point, but I would imagine it's something special.
Next chat.
Okay, next chat from Shells.
What's your opinion about Hillary Clinton's praise for Trump's NATO policy and her comments nominating Trump for a Nobel peace prize in regard to Ukraine?
What's her scheme?
No, no, no.
We covered that in the show.
She was facetious.
She presented a no win situation right.
Somebody can bring it up where she said, if Donald Trump gets this deal done, I think it was without any concessions from Ukraine.
Concessions like that.
Any land concessions, I will nominate him, which of course is not going to happen to a people who've largely lost territory in a war.
And I think she may have in a separate clip said something like, It's good that NATO is spending or something like that.
If that's correct.
And why do we care about what she says about anything any more?
Good point.
That fat fuck.
Yeah, good point.
Good point.
And that fat pig, sorry.
Yeah, no, no, they're both applicable.
I would say, yeah, so I don't know about the second post.
I know the first post was, Yeah, if he does it without conceding any.
Okay, okay, okay.
Hey, weren't you weren't you in some kind of official position at some point?
At some point?
Crimea?
Weren't you in politics till he slapped your ass?
Crimea happened.
Weren't you there?
What did you do?
Familiar.
What did you do?
During that whole time, did anyone else in NATO pay their fair share?
Oh, sorry.
We can't ask you.
You're just a girl, Ish.
Let's grab the next.
She's not sleeping with Bill Clinton.
Let's bake some cookies.
Oh, did you bring up the tweet?
Yeah.
Well, research sent in two things.
First off, this is her comments on the NATO thing.
It actually encourages the NATO commitment by individual member states to increase their defense spending.
It's something that prior administration has certainly sought.
His name is not there.
Yeah.
And I think it's great that we're seeing these commitments.
They now have to follow through on the ground.
You can't just leave it at that, just to throw that part into anything.
No, no, I actually think that's valuable.
Oh, so you sought it, but why didn't you get it?
Yeah.
Why can't you say like, oh, he's going to get it.
It's kind of backhanded.
No, no, why didn't it?
It's good that they're bombing this.
Well, I'm sorry, did they just wake up one morning and decide to do it?
Or did Donald Trump press them to do it like you could have in the position you were in, like Barack Obama, Joe Biden, name anyone else you want, could have done.
Yeah, and didn't.
Also, by the way, when the left says, We're not respected, what they mean is Donald Trump isn't as nice as we were.
Well, let's see where that got you.
The Obama administration was nice, and we foot the bill for the entire free world and defense spending.
Many of these people weren't even meeting a quarter of of their requirements and Donald Trump, who you say is not respectable, got it done.
So how do you know that Obama was trying to undermine Donald Trump coming at, I mean, yeah.
Just go away, please.
But it's one of those things, respect.
And they always throw in all these buzzwords and so that they can negate their own.
They'll go, you know, for example, I think Michelle Obama was talking about a business owner, you need to show up and be compassionate and go through all this stuff and empathetic and then saying and truthful.
Well, hold on a second.
Your definition of compassion, it necessitates that many business owners can't be truthful because sometimes the truth, of course, is not very nice.
It's not seen as compassionate.
So what's the priority?
So they do this so that they can just frame it however they want.
That's the problem with situational ethics.
That's the problem with moral ambiguity.
That's the problem.
Moral equivalence that they, that's the world they live in.
She just said, We sought it.
So I'm glad we're getting it.
Well, okay.
Why did you seek, if you did seek it, and I don't know that I believe that.
Why didn't she get it?
Why was Donald Trump so hell bent on fighting on behalf of the American people, the American taxpayer, that he got it?
What's the difference?
Yeah.
He's just some celebrity president without experience.
Didn't you live your whole life in politics, right?
Wasn't your husband president and then you got like a time share in New York City New York so that you could run as a senator there at some point in time.
Why you with all your experience, couldn't you get these other nations in NATO to spend their fair share?
Maybe experience isn't all that valuable as it comes to fighting for the American people.
And maybe respect, meaning nice, isn't all that valuable in comparison to commanding it through actions.
This is my opinion, mister Old Fashioned.
Criminal.
Okay.
Well, here's the tweet real quick just so.
If Donald Trump negotiates an end to Putin's war on Ukraine without Ukraine having to cede territory, it starts really small.
I'll nominate him.
I can't get him for a Nobel Peace Prize myself.
Really small monitor for me to see that.
Yeah, okay, great.
Yeah.
Right.
Hey, hey, it's a woman being manipulative.
First on me, next chat.
All right, next chat from Xylol.
If India cozys up with China over the tariff situation, should we use the cancellation of all H1B visas from India as the next step of escalation?
I think we should go to the court and follow them.
I think we should do it now.
Goodbye.
Yeah.
I think at the first sign of foul play, I guess you have to speak their language.
You are out.
Bye bye.
That's it.
Thank you.
Don't come again.
Don't need him.
Don't need him because we don't need the United States to look like India.
There's nothing I see from that country that I would want for this country.
It's that simple.
Next chat.
Right.
Next chat from CWK zero zero three.
Nick, are you seeing more comedy clubs booking more right-leaning comics?
I don't follow it anymore.
I'm more into dance and jazz.
Yes.
I know that.
No, I see when I'm on X or whatever the Chinese one is, TikTok.
I see these comics coming up that are doing Yeah.
They're, you know, they're doing what I was doing.
Yeah.
And I'm glad to see it or whatever, but it's much a guy, Ben Bernatus or something, kind of a southern kid.
He was coming to the place I was at in Florida last weekend, Side Splitters.
Somebody mentioned him, a guy that works here.
And then I saw him online and he's, you know, he's laying it out there pretty good.
Good.
And as far as they booking more, it all depends, again, on who's running the club.
What happened was all that PC crap for these years, all of a sudden got to the point where now the managers are of that age and they grew up believing in that stuff.
Yeah.
And they would throw someone out if an audience member got angry at me, you know, I wouldn't come back one, you know.
Yeah.
I think they're probably more lenient there, but again, yeah.
This country has its pockets.
I still wouldn't go near DC or yeah.
But yeah, I have to believe now that the coast is clear, there are more guys trying to do that stuff.
And, and, you know, we need to fight for that territory that's been gained, because I think there are a lot of fair weather people now who just kind of see where the puck is going, and I don't, you kind of listen to them for a bit and know that they don't necessarily know what they believe.
It's not deeply rooted, but it's like, oh, okay, now this is acceptable.
Yeah, what were you saying would it have cost you something?
Yeah.
That's what I want to know.
Now it's like, oh, I think Rogan would like this.
I'll go this way.
Yeah, yeah.
And I remember the first time I appeared on Rogan where he asked me about the, you know.
You know, a made up imagination fable of, you know, Jesus, and that's changed quite a bit.
And I remember when he endorsed Bernie Sanders.
I remember watching him when he was on a webcam.
And it was just, you know, it was, it was, everyone was liberal and Republicans were dumb.
And so, you know, like, I'm glad to see it changing, but I also see a lot of people, they're gonna, they're gonna wiffle, wiffle back.
Yeah.
I mean, I went on in the middle of the Russia Gate, Russia Gate, Steel Dossier stuff.
I know.
And he tried to call you to task and he knew nothing.
And he, no, but he admitted, he goes, I don't know what you're talking about with this Steel Dossier.
He said he'd never heard of it.
You know, so that's why he told you that you were a conspiracy theorist and he brought up the Washington Post or something.
Well, he kept having, well, I was just defending Trump.
Yeah.
They kept saying he's the biggest liar ever to sit in the way.
Then he tells his producer to bring up these headlines and they're coming from NBC News, the Washington Post.
And I go, consider the source.
And even that was lost on him.
Yeah.
At that point.
At that point.
But not now, you know, now people looking at him like, hey, good.
I say it all the time.
You know, he hasn't had me back.
I don't even know that that's the reason.
I don't think it is.
I, I, someone told me, you might have told me, someone said, nothing.
His manager is a buffer.
Yeah.
And his manager's real liberal.
And I know the producer probably didn't like me, whatever his name is.
Jamie.
Yeah, Jamie.
So I don't think it's Joe.
And I don't bring it up anymore because No.
But I still like Joe because we need all the testosterone we can get.
I'm glad he came around.
And I'm glad he has such a huge bully puppet.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
So here's the thing.
It's all good.
I just disappoint.
I like him personally.
I like it, but I'll say this.
I would like someone like that who goes, oh yeah, Donald Trump Russia collusion, right?
To go now because now he's obviously been very clear.
He knows what's happened.
He knows that it was a hoax.
I'd like someone like that who came to it late to go, hey, and by the way, there are many who have come before me.
Nick DiPaula was right about this all the time.
I would like to see those people who are new to it.
And I understand.
Some people mature later.
later in their political views to point people to those who were making that case and fighting that fight a long time ago.
Like, yeah, you know, these arguments that now that I make about Jesus.
And I think he's that type of guy.
That's why I really don't believe it's him.
Not the type of guy to hold grudge, I don't think, you know?
So I don't know if he is or not, but I would like to see you back on there and I would like to see you discuss that because he obviously agrees with you now.
But at that point, I don't know if Jamie does.
I worry the same kind of problem that we have with people that kind of come to it lately.
I'd like for, especially on like the immigration stuff with some of the stuff that he has said recently.
He's like, we didn't vote for that.
What the hell is this going on?
Like, yeah, we actually did, Joe.
It's just that you didn't know.
You weren't on our team then.
Yeah.
You're new to the game.
Sorry, buddy, but we've actually wanted to have good immigration control and getting people out of this country.
And that's what it looks like all the time.
So I get worried about these guys because the minute things get difficult and they go back to what they know and it's like, oh, we didn't vote.
Yes, we did.
Okay.
Well, I'm not going to look at you as a moral leader right now or Less about Joe, but kind of the people in his orbit who've never talked about this.
And then they're, you know, they fall out of Texas and now they're like, you know, Austin sucks.
It's like, so you moved from a shitty liberal city in California to the only shitty liberal city in Texas.
In Texas that's slightly smaller and you hate it and so many of them will go back and it'll, it'll.
And my manager reached out to the club, you know?
Yeah.
To the mother ship.
Yeah.
And the guy goes, no, he'll never play here.
And that's when I that's when I bought it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, and now even if they said, yeah, come on down, I would never.
Well, it makes no sense.
I've talked about, I remember doing the Carlos Mencia thing.
He cited two people who inspired him to go home and write when he was attacking Carlos Mencia for being a thief., rightfully so.
He said Dave Chappelle and Nick D'Apolo.
So we know that he respects you, we know that he venerates you.
I don't know why you wouldn't be allowed in that club.
I'd like to see him step in, right?
For the guy who inspired him to write and become a better comic.
We'd go watch and Steven might heckle you.
He'd do better than that.
No, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't.
Mr Heckle over there.
I'm bringing the wife and children, we're going to heckle you.
Yeah.
How you?
Don't worry.
Don't worry, old Nick.
Go ahead.
I wouldn't worry about it.
He'll be like, Hey, nice shirt.
That kind of thing.
Yeah, it won't be very effective.
And I'll come back with something clever.
It is nice.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Man, where are you from?
You're from Mesquite?
That's full of gays.
I'd go, Hey, aren't you Gerald, what's Steven's cocktail like?
I just have this ready.
There you go.
It'll be a multimedia experience.
When did you do that?
Today?
Today?
Where are you?
That's not a good thing.
He can't see you.
Lay off the Ozempic.
You're right, I'm blind in this.
It was when that girl was like acting like she didn't want people to look at her and she was in that scary outfit and I'm like she's shaking her butt.
It's like, if you don't want people to look at you in the gym, going back to that, it's like, I don't know if you know this, but throughout at least modern American history, women had pants they wore to to the gym that didn't actually have a seam that stenciled an ass on your ass.
And like, you could even just wear normal leggings or sweatpants if you didn't want people to look at you.
You could wear what everyone always wore.
And by the way, it was still easy to tell that people were attractive.
They literally have a seam up the ass.
An ass is painted on their ass.
And they go, I don't want you to look at me and say, Well then why did you outline your ass with different shading from the rest of the pants?
Right.
So I can't outline your ass in that box.
I read yesterday online an entire article about Gen Z girl that's going away.
Yeah.
They're wearing baggy stuff now.
They are.
Yeah.
The mom jeans have come back.
Yeah.
So I mean, ironically, I'm a girl.
This girl, I'm not even talking, this girl was in her house.
She had time to set up a camera, think through what she was going to say.
Oh yeah, the English name.
And I'm like, hold on, I just got so offended because someone said I was gorgeous.
I'm going to go out.
Like, it's obvious what she's doing.
She's trying to get it.
She's desperate for that kind of attention.
Well, that's what they This guy never even did, it never even appeared to me coming on this show in a cock sock being like, why are you I wear this for me.
Makes me feel sexy.
Every girl on the internet, it's over a seven.
They go on there with this, tits, whatever, but they're always doing something that's very, you know, showing you how to put contact paper on your shelves.
Right.
And she's in a bikini.
Contact paper.
You know, Al Borlin with tits.
Yeah.
She's drywalling in a, you know, in a one piece.
Get the fuck out of here.
Yeah.
I still whack, they'll get better.
I mean, a lady with a nice circular saw.
I mean, hey, a jackhammer.
She's doing she's sealing her driveway and her panties.
Not my process.
Don't look.
She doesn't want your attention.
She does it for herself.
It makes her feel sick.
I can read her lips.
Yeah.
Next chat.
Next chat from DJ Deep.
Question for the crew.
I'm a Christian and I have a few Muslim friends.
How would I handle the religion, laws and calls to religion laws and calls to exterminate Christians.
Don't go.
Don't go where those laws exist.
And here's the thing, you have Muslim friends.
But I'm on a bet you have Muslim friends, mostly here in the Western world, right?
And that can't, of course, that can take place here in the Western world.
It doesn't really happen to the same degree in most of the Middle Eastern and the Arab world.
There are exceptions, but it usually is more secular Muslims are able to be friends with secular or devout Christians.
Practicing devout Christians and practicing devout Muslims are kind of excluded from having that kind of relationship because at some point in time., if you're a practicing devout Christian and you don't convert, it's very clear what needs to be done with you.
They may ignore it, and that's great, and I hope they do.
Put lucky.
But 158 million Muslims on Earth right now believe that violence is justified against people, against apostasy or speaking out against the Prophet.
And half of them are in the NFL.
Yes, yes, exactly.
I agree.
I find it ironic that the religion likes to decap people.
They spend five times a day bowing.
Yes.
Yes, exactly.
It's like a layup.
They've got them with a machete.
It's a layup for them, and it's a real thing of power.
They like their insults involve a lot of rape.
It's true.
They really go straight to rape when they insult.
They just have no idea how much we love guns.
Yeah, yeah, a lot.
Well, I think they do.
That's why we're relatively safe here.
That's why the Japanese are like, no, no, don't do a random blade of grass, throw bomb and then run away.
They always think I'm out of breath that you Yeah, they do.
They do.
Next chat, our next chat from Amanda the nice one.
Hi Amanda.
Question for the crew.
Do you think these people in media like Abby actually believe what they're saying or are they so deep in the corruption they have no choice but to believe?
That's a big, that's a big, that's a big.
I ask it a lot too.
I hear, do they really believe this?
Here's what I will say.
They believe spending having.
Having spent a lot of time with these people, they believe in the cause, they believe in sort of the root ideology that, yes, this is what's best for society is progressivism, is liberalism, right, is tolerance, is diversity.
They believe that, and so the ends justify the means, where they are clearly making the conscious decision to selectively edit history.
They're choosing their inpoint and their outpoint to make the strongest case, regardless of how accurate it is, in the name of the overall goal and ideology.
So do I think that she believes, if you were to pin her down, I think that she believes it that some form of socialism or another, she might call it by another name, is what we ultimately should have in this country.
And getting there means deconstructing all the institutions that have precisely conserved us, preserved us against that.
So do I think it was a conscious decision to ignore the history of the world and slaves on Earth today?
Yeah, she also could be ignorant of that, she seems quite dumb.
But even if she knew about it, she wouldn't include it anyway because, hey, let's look to the pot of gold at the end of this rainbow is we want everyone to buy into progressivism.
So it's a little column A, little column B. The pot of gold is the four million she makes a year from CNN spitting that shit.
Does she make four million?
No, I'm just throwing that out there.
That's probably something she has, like Scott Jennings is on that panel when she does her show at night.
Yeah.
Right.
So she has an opportunity to hear an opposing voice, but typically she shuts him down when he's trying to make a good point.
Yeah.
To some at the table.
I'm not kidding.
She'll say, Well, Scott, hold on, Scott, Scott, Scott.
Yeah.
And it's like, No, shut up.
Listen, learn something.
Yeah.
Maybe you won't be such a racist person.
And how about having it not be seven on one?
Have I been conservative?
No, I know.
Yeah.
It's actually more.
It's more interesting.
It's so boring for me right now when I try.
I can't watch it.
Well, no, legs tough for us.
We have enough disagreement on stuff.
We may disagree on exactly how to solve a problem.
We're pointing out cultural problems.
But when I'm turning on something to try to find out what's going on in an issue.
I never turn on just people saying, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, in a circle, right?
It's not.
I want to hear if something's a contentious issue, I want to hear both sides make a good argument.
Where do you go from the best argument?
It depends.
I mean, we try to present it in such a way for their side, so we're trying to present their very best argument and our very best rebuttal.
So that's how we accomplish that.
But a lot of other shows don't even try that.
And obviously, are you talking TV shows or internet shows or both?
I always go online.
TV has nothing to do with that.
That's what I mean.
I was going to say, you have to rule out what I have is I have tabs of conservative and then liberal and I look at them equally.
I go, okay, let me go check out Reddit politics.
Let me check out Reddit conservative.
I go, let me go check out CNN, let me check out Fox News, let me check out The Hill, let me check out, and I have kind of my own personalized system for that.
And then I also check out social to see trends.
But I always try and see exactly how both sides are presenting the story.
And that gives you a pretty good idea as to the spin.
So that's kind of our process, and then we usually bring to you as often as we can the left sources, because I think it's very valuable for you to know what they're saying and for you to not be in an echo chamber.
Yeah.
So like right now I'm looking at orthodoxy, I'm looking at Catholicism, because I want to understand the early church better.
And I'm looking for the very best orthodox case and the very best person.
to make the Catholic case.
Do you have that bridge troll from Tucker?
No, no, I don't.
I don't typically agree with a lot of what they're saying, but I want the very best case made.
And so the same thing for Protestants.
I want the very best Protestant apologist out there because I want to understand the argument.
Well, you have to go to the fiction section.
Oh, Jesus.
How are you going to do that, Nick?
Well, hey, let's see.
Let's see, that's a good example.
Disagreement here.
Yes.
You know, he knows he's going to burn in hell, but we still love him.
I don't, first of all, I'm kidding.
I don't know where I don't pretend to know.
No, I know.
I don't want to say agnostic, but because everybody does.
But, yeah, I don't pretend to know.
I know.
I would love to know.
And I envy the Geralds.
of the world that are dumb enough to believe that shit.
Now listen, but you don't have to envy Nick.
You Tom, that's a joke.
Gerald, believe that.
That's a real point.
But it wasn't.
You can't turn it off.
I said you two could be dumb enough to believe that.
No.
Truth.
I don't.
I admire.
I honestly go.
I admire religious.
I really do.
Yeah.
And I, and I'm like I said, I don't pretend to know the answer to it.
Right.
I just, I just, I'm a little cynical.
I need to touch, smell, taste.
I got to have coffee with a guy.
Yeah.
But enough about the green room.
Oh my God.
I will.
Stephen, for the love of God.
I'll say this.
You know, right.
You know, obviously Gerald, myself, you know where we line up as far as faith.
Yeah.
We don't proselytize.
No, you don't.
We do.
We try and be inclusive and, hey, if you have because we try and at least, you know, live a life that's consistent and, of course, we're imperfect, but the worst thing people can do is just, just beat someone over the head with it.
I made a little doll of Nick and I put pins in it.
Yeah, I know.
It doesn't seem to work.
It's, well, more effective than you think.
Yeah.
That's where he's like, ah!
I woke up.
My ass was killing me.
I had no idea.
It was the pins.
I just.
Josh actually found the doll and took it from me.
No, I admire people.
Honestly, God.
When I lived in, when I lived in Beverly Hills, my neighbors are Hasidic and best neighbors ever.
Really?
No loud music, no hip hop, no guns.
Yeah.
Well, they also have a lot of stupid hats, long coats.
Yeah, tunneled out of your house though.
Yeah.
All right, let's grab Let's grab one more quick chat and then a final chat.
Quick chat.
Quick chat.
Hannesy, I, question for Steven.
Why do you think so many white people feel so encouraged to speak for blacks?
Because here's the thing, they know that there aren't enough blacks people to effect change.
That's why white people died to freed slaves, because they knew if there was a rise of every single black person, it wouldn't change.
It was a crisis of conscience, and we solved it with one of the bloodiest wars in modern history.
The problem is the left is using their pulpit to effectively put them back in chains, right?
Who said that most famously?
Who wants them on the public dole?
Who wants them to be perpetual victims?
And they think they're helping.
It's just, you know what it is?
It's the equivalent to a parent who lets their child have whatever they want and they raise a spoiled brat, right?
And they think they're doing well, no, no, no.
I want to make sure.
Wait, by the way, that trend is changing now.
The parenting, the soft parenting, you see all these videos now where moms are like, look, my child doesn't listen until I yell or until I spank.
And they still love their kids.
That's the left.
It's that parent, right?
Because they think that's what's compassionate.
And those on the right are the parent who loves their child enough.
I'm not saying that black people are children.
It's called an analogy.
Shut up.
They love their kids enough to teach them what's right and wrong and say, look.
Look, and if it's a really good parent, you go, look, this is what I have to do because it's right and wrong.
That's what it is.
They just, they feel like they have to do something, but they have no moral grounding, and that's why it's never the same thing in any given decade.
That's why you're like, how is it, is there a party switch?
No, that's a myth.
It didn't happen.
No, the Democrats are the party of slavery, the Democrats are also the party of Jim Crow, then the Democrats are also the party of hippies, and they're also the party of affirmative action, and they're also the party of, that's right, black only spaces, and they're also the party of Black Lives Matter.
No moral compass.
There can't be consistency because progress for the sake of progress is evil.
It is evil.
What does the devil do?
The devil leads you.
The devil leads and he tells you it's for the best.
He tells you it's for your own good, right?
Because it feels good.
And so then you're led here and then all of a sudden you can't find your way back because, you know, there's no trail of breadcrumbs and you end up throwing that bitch in the oven, which was a tough story to take as a kid.
It really, really was.
By the way, if anyone ever comes up to me and says, White people are responsible for slavery, you have two choices.
One is to say thank you, or two is to put some chains on, because I'm not going to be the guy that you just continue to berate and belittle.
I'm where I love you.
Listen, I was either a part of the white guys that set you free and that's where the thank you comes in, or I'm the worst white guy you've ever met and a slaveholder.
I'm not going to be somewhere in the middle for you to go, but white slavery for fifty, sixty, a hundred more years.
60, 100 more years.
We have to stop this.
Yeah.
No, it's absolutely good.
That's a very good point.
Yeah.
What about a thank please?
Thank you.
These are the motherfucker words.
I want to hear, when you come in my motherfucker club, text chat.
Okay, final chat.
Okay, Cuba.
Final chat from Damien Knight or something.
Whatever.
Question for Crowder, what are your thoughts on the viewpoint that blacks are better off because slavery happened since otherwise they would still be in Africa?
I, I, here's the thing.
I understand that that's a hot take.
And I understand that people say it like, and it's not lost to me that I just said, well, I guess white supremacy freed the slaves.
But hopefully I was very clear in saying I'm using her premise that the benefactors, those who benefited from white supremacy, you know, were the ones so they're still guilty of it.
But someone's saying they're better off that they were enslaved.
Again, they're picking an in-point and an outpoint.
That's whenever someone says selectively edited, everything is selectively edited.
Every video you ever see is selectively edited because someone decides start and stop.
Without any cuts in the middle, there still is an edit.
And that is a really valuable tool that people can use to remove context.
So if you selectively edit and go, wait a second, okay, they're here in Africa and they're slaves and they're brought to America, you go, well, yeah, they're better off because America is better than Africa.
Sure, let's expand it.
Would have been better if they were never enslaved by their.
their black brethren.
Right.
And they're better off because they were freed in the United States.
Do I think that slaves in the New World were better off than slaves in the Old World?
Well, yeah, because I think that anyone is better off than being in the Old World because that Old World still exists today and it's hell on earth.
But I think that someone making that argument is doing it a little bit for clicks and controversy.
I understand the case that can be made, but that's not actually the option before us.
And I think, by the way, it's a weaker argument than saying, hey, let's expand it.
Blacks were enslaving blacks.
They sold them to whites in North America, very small percentage, and that was the catalyst for the remaining blacks exclusively funny enough in the white world to be freed.
So blacks in the United States eventually were much better off than blacks in Africa today.
That's what I think the strongest case is, but it's tough to put that in 140 characters or less and get some clicks.
So just, you know, if people, and here's the thing, people can say something because they want to raise some eyebrows, and I get it.
It's a tool, right?
It's a flash point.
But if that's all they do, this is one thing we talk about that's very different.
a lot of the people you look at like we're in the content business.
I'll just tell you, I want to give credit to the entire team here.
You know, having to go find a taser in a World War II outfit and an AR-15 and Photoshop and cut a commercial with a fake.
There's a lot of work that goes into this, not to mention the bibliography you get every single show and that a lot of people take part in that because everyone here is very, they're very clear as to what they do.
They're in the content business.
People may not like it.
This is the content business.
There are a lot of people who are in the click business.
You know the kind of people I'm talking about who show up once a week, maybe have an interview with someone controversial and no qualifications who will spew a bunch of crazy shits that people go, they said what and click and it starts and stops there until they decide that they want to drag their lazy ass back into work maybe a week later, hold their hand out, their cup out for money and do the same thing again where some of these people and it's very short lived.
I've seen the rise and fall of many people.
It's a click and a click and a click and that becomes kind of like progress for the sake of progress.
A click for the sake of a click means what?
It's great if you can get a lot of people to tune in to something that is valuable and that matters.
That's how we approach it.
But there are some people out there just go, ah, blacks are better off because of slavery.
Ah, five million engagements.
Great.
What did you do with it?
Did anyone learn the history at all of or gain any insight as to slavery, the African slave trade, the number of slaves that were sold versus those who were kidnapped, how many slaves are on earth today, or the virtues that are singularly unique to the United States of America.
If the answer is no to all of that, and if the answer is no to all of that, and any given topic in any given week beyond that click, beyond that controversy, that's not someone who's trying to serve you, that's someone who is using you.
The commodity for us is content.
We live, breathe, eat, sleep, die by content.
Either we provide you with something that is of value or we don't eat and the lights get turned off.
And there's a direct relationship because we're supported actually by viewers like you.
And I can't tell you how grateful I am for it, right?
The commodity is the content that you hopefully deem valuable, that we hopefully do enough to earn your viewership, your listenership, your trust.
In the case of someone who's exclusively in the click business, where it's just a controversy and a controversy and a controversy and nothing added, you are the commodity being traded.
You're not being served, you're the one being traded.
Keep that in mind and just have a skeptical eye because I think you're going to see a whole lot more of it, and it's going to be a whole lot tougher to differentiate between people who are acting in good faith and people who treat you like a commodity.
You gave them click, that means you gave them a couple of cents.
Thanks.
They don't need to tell you the truth.
We're going to do our best, and if you don't believe me, every day go check those references.
Not that you should believe CNN or Washington Post, but you know, it's the totality, right?
We'll see you tomorrow.
totality.
I'm just through a stage, janimate, that's what I know.
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