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Why We Left Pearlman
00:01:29
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| The first time you've heard that in a while because we're back. | |
| Telling Mamdani would be awful for New York. | |
| Gross! | |
| That's what he wipes with. | |
| They have mounted units pushing directly up against protesters. | |
| The everything I like more than branching is my wife's hot bath. | |
| You made a Ron Pearlman out of me. | |
| I'll be a Ron Pearlman's uncle. | |
| Tonight! | |
| I'm a real nigga. | |
| I'm not, Mr. Holman. | |
| Where are you going? | |
| I'm not going anywhere. | |
| I'm not shutting up. | |
| I'm going to do this job. | |
| So bring it. | |
| Kidnapped our f ⁇ ing. | |
| It's almost as cringe as the last Rascal Flats and Akon collaboration. | |
| It's real. | |
| And who could forget the collaboration between Tim McGraw and R. Kelly? | |
| No, noodles is a fucking pedophile? | |
| Wait, what? | |
| That's enough. | |
| No, that's enough. | |
| I don't want to do it. | |
| That's not. | |
| Plus, it's Disney tips and checks. | |
| Well, just use your legs. | |
| You're people like Nick DeFarlo, who don't know their thumb from the asshole. | |
| This is my thumb. | |
| It's my asshole. | |
| I am born. | |
| Come on. | |
| What are you guys doing in here? | |
| Nope. | |
| YouTube's over. | |
| Go to Rumble. | |
| We stream there every day. | |
| I think it'd be impossible not to. | |
| Be afraid. | |
| Be very afraid. | |