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June 20, 2025 - Louder with Crowder
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Crowder Exposes: Gay Camp for Children - What is "Brave Trails"?
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That's because we're all a little bit more relaxed.
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This is, hey, it's Friday, which means it's a grab bag.
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It still is 11 a.m.
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And sometimes...
And that's what we're going to do today with, if you remember, the Fag Camp.
Yes, I said fag camp, but first the intro.
We'll be right back.
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All right, Captain Morgan, glad that you're here.
Thank you.
Why do you look like a deer in the headlights?
See, this is why I said thank you for saying you were glad that I was here, because I knew the retarded comment was coming.
See, he uses kindness as a shield.
Yeah.
I use kindness.
Thank you.
Yeah, well, you know...
It was a no-look jab.
It was a jab.
I was like, hey, Josh.
Bing!
Bing!
Oh.
Bang!
Oh, so it wasn't about me ever.
No, it wasn't.
It was about Gerald.
I look at your face and I smile and I look at his and I go, Hold on a second.
It's the glasses.
Hold on a second.
Okay, let me try this.
Okay.
All right.
That's just the visceral reaction.
You can't control it.
Mr. Firestein, you are not on X, right?
I'm not on X. No.
No, some other guy is.
I am on Instagram, though, Josh underscore Firestein.
And I'm doing comedy shows near you somewhere in America, jfirestein.com.
There you go.
Yeah.
Go see him.
These allergies are terrible in Texas right now.
Are you allergic to studs, bro?
Yeah, if the studs are covered in a film of pollen.
That's a green stud.
Oh, it's a pollen stud.
I was pollinating earlier.
Oh, whoa.
This is too much.
Okay, it's just the right amount.
So, remember this, recently we introduced you, and for those of you who don't remember, By God, you're lucky.
We introduced you to Camp Brave Trails, which I know what you're thinking.
You're thinking summer camp.
You're thinking, you know, gimp bracelets or whatever it is.
No, it's an LGBTQ summer camp for the grooming.
I mean, youths.
School's out, guys.
And I don't know if, you know, there are all kinds of summer camps.
You can have tennis camp.
I had hockey camp.
There's, you know, fitness camp.
Well, how about really gay camp?
P.O.V.U.R.I.S.
2. LGBTQ plus seven.
All right.
Is this like the opposite of when Christian parents send their kids to conversion camp?
Is this like the opposite?
Something like that.
You're gay.
You're gay.
Yes, exactly.
Yes, repeat after me.
Repeat after me.
I'm a Swifty.
I'm a Swifty.
Good.
Is being a Swifty pretty gay?
Is it like Cher or Madonna?
I think if you're a guy, it is.
Yeah.
If you're a guy and you like Taylor Swift, you just go, yeah, I like Taylor Swift.
Right.
That's okay.
There's nothing wrong with that.
If you say, I'm a Swifty, that's objectively gay.
If you go to WNBA games like Dave Portnoy, then you might be a little gay.
Otherwise, he's pretty masculine and fine.
I like a lot of his opinions.
You like how masculine he is?
Is that a big turn-on for you?
No, I'm just...
Sure, yeah.
Even though those are effeminate things.
I completely disagree with the point.
I'll give it no more credence.
So, it turns out, with this fag camp, and I'm not going to stop saying it, it turns out there's more?
A whole lot more.
I work at Camp Rafe Trails.
Of course I'm in full frankenferter drag since 7am.
I work at Camp Brave Trails.
Of course I have ducks in my pockets.
I work at Camp Brave Trails.
Well, that's because she's the size of a Jeep.
Take me to your best friend's house?
Why?
I know why.
He's the head counselor?
Ew.
Next is one of my favorite parts of the day.
Practicing on popsicles.
where I teach campers how to do their drag makeup, and they learn the art and history of drag.
Sotomizing.
It's more of a science than an art.
All of those look very stupid.
We're gay summer camp directors.
Of course we know your name, pronouns, and big three.
Do you know your BMI?
Where each day we raise a different identity flag of the queer community.
Me?
Someone shove her in.
She's not even disabled!
Oh my god!
She never came back up.
Oh my god!
She's like, is the camera on now?
I'm going to stand out of my wheelchair and jump.
I thought for sure a counselor was going to push her in.
You know, like a dick.
Like the old lady in Gremlins in the electric chair.
I thought this camp was all of a sudden worth it.
She stood up.
She stood up!
Unless, off-camera, is Jesus Christ.
She is faking it.
Yeah, I was going to say, is this one of those, like, one of those...
They're called, like, not Episcopalian.
The conversion camps?
No, the church that have miracles.
Oh, yeah.
The ones where they talk in tongues.
Charismatic!
I would take some snake handling.
As a matter of fact, I hope there are a couple of water moccasins in that pool.
I have a feeling there's a lot of snake handling going on there.
Oh, yeah.
Well, more like caterpillars.
Oh, they do have the head counselor.
You gotta teach proper form.
And you know what?
This is no small thing.
I'm just telling you this.
You may say what I mean.
That's no small thing.
You are enabling fraud.
Do you realize that if that person was...
So we do have standards.
If you're collecting disability and they see you do that, they're like...
Do you understand?
They have people who follow you around with cameras to make sure you're not doing exactly that.
We're accepting of all identities.
Compulsive lying?
Yeah, that's one of them.
They'll even send a repo man to get that wheelchair.
Yes, they will.
Yeah.
They'll just dump you in the pool and take it.
I think it's great that all the things that we just saw, that's the thing that you were like, wait, what?
Can we see it again?
Can we see it again?
Just the last scene?
Just the last portion.
This is clearly someone who does not need a wheelchair.
Well, there you go.
Look, okay.
And now on the feet, double step and a hop.
There was a hop.
There was a whole hop.
No.
How much arms is it using?
And then just gave a whole leap.
Like, I would give it to you if you pulled a Ferris Bueller camera off the dive you were, if you just looked and just kind of threw yourself off.
Yeah, yeah.
But it's very clear that you've been faking it this whole time.
And here's the thing, they go, "Yeah, but this person is over..." I care that you're lying.
If you're fat, a wheelchair is not the prescription.
No, it is not!
It's actually the opposite.
It's using your bones and muscles.
Yes.
It's like, hey, you have a congenital heart condition.
I'm going to inject cholesterol into your thigh.
You're also in a camp in the woods.
Like, how do you get around?
Yeah, there's not even all-terrain wheels, dude.
That's true.
I've seen an all-terrain wheelchair.
Pretty badass.
That was weak as hell.
Yeah, that was super weak.
I walked to the pool and then got wheelchaired to the edge of the pool.
Here's the thing.
All I'm saying is this.
When in somewhere you float.
People who are actually disabled, of course, are hurt.
It goes out to them.
Yeah.
In this case, it's a pretty easy test, okay?
They have to go in with the wheelchair, and you make it electric.
Nice.
Well, that's the point that we're making, is that these people are just liars.
It's lying.
All the way around.
It's a lifestyle of lying, and you're taking away from people who actually are disabled.
Yeah.
I bet you that person's not even gay, either.
No, probably not.
Probably not.
Probably not.
Probably straight.
Yeah.
She probably thought there was a wiener at the bottom of the pool.
Oh, I can walk!
I don't think a penis has ever healed anybody, Stephen.
I'm just going to go on a limb.
Speak for yourself.
From your lips to the Lord's ears.
Yeah, you missed that house episode.
I love it, too, because he says it how it is.
So this brings us to this installment, a massive segment on specifically gay sex.
It's time for Crowder.
That's me.
Breaks it down.
We'll be right back.
Is that new?
It is kind of new.
And it's unnecessary.
It's totally necessary.
I said that's way too cool.
It sounded like the intro to Maximum Carnage.
Remember that game?
Was it Purple Jelly?
Can we do it again?
I missed part of it.
All right.
I can't even break it down for you.
Mom and Dad don't understand!
Alright.
Let me give you an overview of this camp.
According to the website, Brave Trails has locations in California, gross.
New York, gross.
Georgia, well the CNN part's gross.
And it is a fully accredited overnight camp designed for LGBTQ plus teens ages 12 through 17 with a focus on leadership development.
Oh yeah, I'm sure that's the focus.
Social security fraud our mission is And the slogan for counselors is, Shh!
Don't tell!
Wait!
There's more!
S'mores?
There's s'mores.
I heard there's no s'mores, actually.
No, there isn't.
They just roast weenies by the fire.
Digger Dildo every night.
As you enter Camp Brave Trails, you're welcomed by a forest of rainbows and the cheers of our unicorns...
I literally just threw up in my mouth.
Our unicorn staff.
From the moment you arrive, you'll feel a sense of belonging like nowhere else.
Well, yeah, if it's the only place where you're allowed to get away with disability fraud.
It's true.
Either you're amongst the disabled or you're amongst the able-bodied.
Seldom do you find yourself amongst people who also engage in disability fraud.
They identify as disabled.
Maybe they have temporary disability.
Yeah.
Well, I guess it just temporarily went away when she jumped off the high dive.
Camp Brave Trails blends the best of traditional summer camp with an LGBTQ twist.
We've done away with gender-segregated spaces, restrictive dress codes, and the need to explain your identity.
Instead, we focus on friendship, personal growth, and, of course, having an absolute blast in our pants.
Some of the top moments from its, uh...
This is how they highlight like so here are some of the top moments from our 2024 camp.
It involves Hey, how'd you get up there in your fake wheelchair?
Worked with 140 queer role models who were the person they needed when they were younger.
75 passion to taction.
Is that a thing or is it a typo?
Does it mean action?
Passion to taction projects made showing the We misspelled it.
Showing the power of LGBTQ plus youth activism.
Alright, how many weighted blankets do you need?
Well, none, because you're in gender-separated spaces, and I want to see.
Yes, that's true.
I'm that counselor.
Yeah.
Hands above the no covers, where I can see them.
How is this not just a sexual perversion camp?
It's an order.
I bet they don't even have bunk beds.
It's probably just one Charlie and the Chocolate Factory bed.
Yes, except with the old people.
Yeah.
That's why they can't have the blanket, because it just traps in all the fake things And I'm going to tell you this.
If you go, and I went on their channel, we did a lot of these kids, just so you know, a lot of them are clearly just autistic.
A lot of them clearly are outsiders.
Maybe they feel like they don't belong.
They're misfits.
And you know what?
That sucks.
I was one of those kids.
But thank God I didn't have a community that got their claws in and told me, no, no, you're gay.
know your trance.
They are preying on the most vulnerable by bringing them out and isolating them in camp and conditioning them when they're young to believe that this is healthy, this is normal, this will lead to a better life.
You can identify however you want.
It's society.
And so the social security office that needs to change with its rules and standards.
No!
You're not disabled.
You don't get a wheelchair.
Well, you said you said that you were like one of those kids.
I was definitely a misfit.
I understand that you were a misfit.
Sure.
But I watched those same videos and this is they're way more vulnerable.
Sure.
I think that some of them are on the edge of mental disability, learning disability, unable to...
No, your point's right.
Process their emotions.
But I was a little shit.
I was a little shit.
No, but you're right.
I was picked last for gym class, behind Wei Lung, the retarded kid.
That's a true story.
Well, he was strong, and they were playing build the blocks.
Dude, he kicked me in the nuts one time because he didn't understand what was going on.
And to this day, to this day.
Point is...
It's basically the opposite of conversion therapy, where they bitch about that.
That's what they're doing.
Where kids are young, they're vulnerable.
They're very easily, they're suggestible.
But here they are promoting it as a one-size-fits-all on Twitter.
Oh, Kelly Clarkson.
Okay.
We have traditional stuff.
We have swimming, archery, arts and crafts, everything with queer twists and lots of glitter.
I lost my husband to COVID.
Pause.
Was it your size?
And I know you're going to say this is mean, but we all had to foot the bill when kids were locked out of school because no one wanted to tell the truth.
That child is not disabled, and you are at much greater risk if you are obese.
That's a fact.
It's not the same risk factor.
Let's continue on Kelly Clarkson with all the traditional glitter drag shows.
Passing, he had started to work on being a better parent to his LGBTQ teenagers, plural.
So I have an older son who's 19 that is gay.
And he was raised Indiana conservative and was really working on trying to be a better parent.
when he passed away, I realized that we were going to have to fill that gap somewhere, somehow.
And so I started, you know, scouring the internet and I found brave trails and I was like, Brave trails.
It's like your dad.
Yeah!
Brave trails.
We fill gaps.
I was able to do a lot of other, so many activities.
It's like the dad, your dad never could be before he died.
It's a good space where they can explore their pronouns and just learn and grow as, you know, a queer person.
And I'm sorry, I'm trying not to cry.
No, I think you're fine.
How about you learn and grow as a person?
I don't know if you know this.
If you learn and grow as a person, here's part of it.
Wait a second.
You're not disabled.
Get the hell out of that wheelchair.
There's someone who needs it.
Don't be a selfish prick.
That's what a good dad says.
That's what a good dad does.
You don't let kids get away with lying if it makes them feel good.
We even found one of their awful hype videos, just so you know, in case you think we're exaggerating.
It's Jurassic Park themed.
Jurassic Park.
They really do have no debts.
It's a Tyrannosaurus sex!
I'm trans!
That wasn't part of the video, was it?
Tell Dr. Hammond, thank you for the lovely orgy.
Spared no expense.
I will say that bullies, I was going to say statutory rape would find a way.
Well, we're all, you know, look, we're all in the same vein here.
Though the Jurassic Park theme has left some of the campers, I should say, feeling less unique.
Tranny!
Tranny!
We got Tranny here!
See, nobody cares.
Reception, though, funny.
They seem to be mixed by people who've actually used the camp because they have a 2.8 rating on Yelp.
Should be noted that Yelp automatically removes a star for statutory rape.
Wait, I thought it added.
Here's one of the one-star reviews.
It says, My son had to leave early as he felt like he was in a psych ward versus summer camp.
That's true.
No, you don't say.
In the six days he was there, instead they simply sat around picnic tables and participated in heavily monitored, censored discussions and highly juvenile level crafts.
Let's contrast that with the five-star review, and this is why I tell you, your worldview matters.
And you need to have a worldview.
Not only has a moral backbone, but allows objectivity.
That is an objective review.
Now let me give you the five-star review.
All references available in the description.
You can go check it and see if this is as objective.
I sent my kid here as a punishment for not wanting to drink a beer.
You want to act gay?
I'll send you to gay camp, I said before I dropped him off.
He thought he was going to Patrick Mahomes' QB camp, LMAO.
He hated every second of this camp, so I will give it five stars.
Great punishment for little gay boys like mine.
I like a five-star one better.
I do, too.
He's got to put that in his wedding speech.
You're welcome.
I saved him.
Oh, goodness.
Okay.
Let's look at the community standards of the camp.
Surely these are good.
Yes, yes, of course.
So.
Number one, be kind and respectful.
Okay, that seems reasonable.
Number two, always ask for consent, alright?
Good rule.
Always important.
Number three, keep conversations.
Age-appropriate.
All right, well, maybe the system isn't that bad.
Number four, the trutty system.
Always stay in a group of three or more.
They explain two campers may never be alone, and a staff member must always be present if campers enter cabins.
That seemed a little bit odd.
Also known as a three-way rule.
Yeah, well, then number five, confidentiality.
The Vegas rule.
What's shared at camp stays at camp.
What the f- I think you guys are rapists.
Yeah, what?
I think you guys are doing drugs and all the sex.
Hold on.
The Vegas rule?
The Vegas rule for children's summer camp.
Minors 12 through 17. Is that the one where you can have daiquiris on the street or the one where you don't talk about the hooker?
Yeah, both.
Oh.
Both.
By the way, the conversations, keep them age-appropriate.
That's number three.
It talks about not discussing things like violence or trick, but it doesn't mention sex.
No.
Don't mention violence or alcohol, but it doesn't include sex.
So I guess all sexual conversations are age-appropriate for ages 12 to 17, but of course, that would have to be the case.
Otherwise, how do you have drag queen shows with children?
That's true.
You can't talk about drag queens without talking.
No, you cannot.
And by the way, don't name something the Vegas rule if you're just talking about keeping the conversations here.
Do you know what the Vegas rule means?
It's the place where they literally have pictures of naked ladies everywhere.
The guys are hammering like, hey, got the prostitutes, got this, and throwing pictures at you all the time.
It's called Sin City for a reason.
Not because people are gambling and drinking too much or gluttony, though those exist as well.
It's the sex.
It's the affairs.
Don't say the Vegas rule.
If this isn't a sex camp.
Here's the thing.
I'm pretty sure they know that.
And they said it anyway.
I know.
It's like a gay bat symbol.
Just a cock projected in the sky.
They said, hee hee.
Yeah.
It's like the STDs don't stay in Vegas.
I'm sorry, Robin.
The red dildo's ringing again.
Always answering the call.
Oh my gosh.
Vegas rule.
Because here's the thing.
If you did talk about what happened at camp.
I'm willing to bet it would go a lot like this.
Walker told me I have AIDS.
He explained it all.
You guys don't have to be careful anymore, okay?
Sure, honey.
No!
No, you have to be extra careful!
That kid has AIDS!
Put him in saran wrap, for God's sake!
He's bubble boy.
I was expecting him to say, Walker told me I have AIDS, and the old guy being like, he told me I have diabetes.
I was expecting him to say, they said I have AIDS, and they throw him in the swamp.
Yeah.
Might as well just stick with seeing dead people.
What does that mean?
I have AIDS.
You don't have to be careful anymore.
That's the opposite of the case.
Well, they're not going to have sex with a kid.
Well, they would at this camp.
Well, that's true.
I guarantee you there's more than a few bug chasers.
He doesn't have to disclose, at least in California.
No, no, he does not.
That would be stigmatizing.
Because we wouldn't want to stigmatize an infected seminal load, would we?
Let's just say what it is.
Normalize it.
Yeah, let's normalize it.
Hey, I had sex with those 19 people.
I feel funny.
What are you saying?
Nothing.
So, let's look at some of the camp features here, because this is good for your kids.
Remember they said they're not coming for your children?
I hope we've disabused you of that notion here with Camp Brave Trails and the Vegas rule.
But I'll continue if you're still on the fence.
Campers must be fully vaccinated for COVID, of course.
Well, you saw the obesity.
Campers must wear name tags because of...
Also, I think they have to wear a patch on their sleeve.
And a choking collar.
Yes, yes.
Campers are grouped by age, but cabins are unisex.
Well, that just makes it easier.
Oh, wow.
Well, nobody's straight there.
Never mind.
I guess they're safe.
No, the kids' counselors will definitely be gay.
It says, every camper and staff undergoes a video screening process to ensure they are part of the LGBTQ plus community or are affirming allies.
So let me be clear.
The screening process ensures that you are absolutely gay, and then you have to wear the gay name tag.
Well, you have to prove it.
How would you prove it on camera for the counselor's viewing?
All counselors must be definitely are gay.
Yes.
Phew, said all the parents.
This is just, I guarantee you there's someone here who's just collecting video for black, it's like a Diddy party.
This is, this is like pedophile.
And then look back at ten years and go, how did we not see it?
Yeah, exactly.
Well, you kind of chose not to.
Right.
The pedophiles got together and said, "How do we do this without going to jail?" Every counselor Every counselor would definitely be gay.
Pedophilic, convocation.
Yeah, and by the way, if two people want to go in a cabin, a counselor must be present, otherwise it's not as fun.
Well, you have a video screening process to ensure they're LGBTQ+.
I haven't seen anything as far as a screening process to ensure that there's no history whatsoever of pederasty, but maybe I don't know.
Also, by the way, there's some fine print here.
It says, as part of the application, prospective campers, they must submit a video statement.
That is not optional in order to prove the gayness.
And by the way, we just intercepted a voicemail submission from someone who might surprise you.
I think I'd be a great fit for Camp Brave Trails because I'm not a boob guy.
I am, in fact, very gay.
I've been gay for as long as I can remember and have acted on my gay feelings throughout my life so many times with many men.
Sometimes multiple men at the same time.
Sometimes even women at Notre Dame, I was known in the football locker room as the tightest end because all the other guys really enjoyed my tight butthole.
In conclusion, any hole will do, but not just any camp will do.
And I prefer the butthole.
And it wasn't even AI.
It wasn't AI.
Let's just be clear.
Hold on, hold on.
I have two things to say about that.
One, I would have gotten in.
That's one of the other things.
That was very confusing.
New head counselor.
Two, two, that was not me.
Oh, my wife just asked me.
She wants to know why I got fired.
You know what?
We don't even need video.
Honestly, you said some shit that we'd never even dream of.
If you don't mind that floating out there, you're in.
You don't even have to pay the registration fee.
Just go on in.
Pick any bunk you want.
In it to win it, my friend.
I'm not going to be the last one picked.
Oh, that turned out perfectly.
That's what I have to live with, guys.
This is my life.
I'm so happy you guys made that.
I'm sorry, you intercepted it.
Yeah, yeah, no, you said the right words, Tim.
You remember a while back when that Filipino guy electrocuted himself?
That's me.
The Filipino guy?
Whatever the Thai guy, whatever the guy.
Oh, I hate all of you.
But that was funny.
What I love about it is it actually sounds like you're nervous that you may not get in.
I know.
Like I'm trying to make the case.
And at the end, at the end, it slows down.
Just be like, I want you to know.
I like.
I don't think gay guys would actually say that.
Maybe it was oversold.
I don't know.
No, no, no, no, no.
Trust me, they won't question it.
I just left out a fart.
I'm sorry.
Sometimes it happens.
The campers will also be guided through their camp journey by one of these people.
You've got Molly.
Oh my gosh, that's that's The position that this person holds is super queero free choice lead plus cabin counselor.
What the hell is that?
Hey, isn't that the yellow ranger?
Pronouns they, them, of course, about.
They have a wealth of experience as a peer counselor and queer educator.
I think I got it on a queer counselor.
You don't need an educator.
No, you don't.
You don't.
You know what you like.
You don't need to be educated on what your fucking sexual fantasies are.
I know.
Yeah, it's totally grooming.
This is about conditioning, yes.
They're coming for your kids.
They are excited to be leading a variety of free choice activities at camp, including summer...
What?
Oh, just read the rest.
Exploring leadership through the world of superheroes.
Get ready to leave camp with your very own super queero name and superpowers.
Yeah, superpowers are getting your ass kicked when you get back to society.
Yeah, dude, they're definitely preying on intellectually vulnerable people.
Yes!
No regular teenager, gay or not, no regular teenager, 12 to 17, wants to go to summer camp and leave with a superhero name.
No.
An identity with the fake powers.
Definitely preying on that.
What is it, super fag?
Fun fact, their kryptonite is AIDS.
But we already knew that.
Or a workout.
They can't resist the pull.
Here's the next leader.
Kofi or coffee?
Kofi.
Kofi.
Was he dressed like Jackie Robinson?
I can't even see her.
Well, hold on.
It's not he.
It could be Coffey.
John Coffey, Green Mile.
Kind of looks the same.
Hold on.
Time out.
It's them them, not they them.
That's the day that Mr. Coffey died before the Green Mile, riddled with AIDS.
Who was that?
Sacky Robinson?
Mr. Cartman, you put the condom on.
I'm a little scared of the AIDS sometime.
The position poetry build on lead plus cabin counselor pronouns they them, no surprise.
The About Me section has, as an openly black trans individual, they know that by showing up as themselves fully, they allow others to do the same.
Isn't that nice?
Isn't that nice to be a social justice activist, to be a civil rights icon, but all you need to do is exist.
Yes.
They also messed up the pronouns on their own thing, because it's them them, but then they went to say, as openly black trans individual, they know.
No, it should have been them know.
Oh, my gosh.
Idiots.
Yes.
Yes.
That's what's most important here.
It is.
And of course, it's a Dodgers fan.
I said it, Dodgers fans.
You suck.
You're all gay.
Well, it seems to me you might want to consider dodging dicks.
Oh, good one.
Okay, here's the senior administration.
You have Jessica Weisbach, co-founder, executive director.
She graduated from Antioch.
With a master's in psychology and a focus on queer youth.
Nobody should be studying queer youth.
What is it?
Exposure therapy?
This young fag thinks I'm invading his territory.
Just holding it by the ass plug.
Alright, let's see the clip.
After a few years of really exploring that for myself, I went back and I got my master's in clinical psychology, and I focused on queer youth, the queer community in general, but more specifically the queer youth population.
Just wanted to explore and explore and explore.
All right.
You know what?
I do have to get on a phone call here, but I will.
Let me just.
Okay.
Next one.
Kobe Pfaff?
Foff?
Kobe beef.
Listen, you did- Operations director, um, very, very big on gay times.
Here's a clip.
We are gonna have such an amazing gay time, you have no idea.
You're going to have such an amazing day time, you have no idea.
This person, also being a qualified medical professional, dispenses advice on how to deal with depression.
Actually, dancing is far and away a stronger cure for depression and anxiety than running, weights, SSRI drugs, or any other form of exercise.
The clinical data says you're a piece of shit.
That's not true.
He's a pedophile.
Just dancing.
Alright.
What kind of dancing?
Yeah.
This person really wanted a Kamala Buttigig ticket for 2024.
Absa, effing lutely.
Of course, Provax.
Because this is the thing.
When they say intersectionality, what they really mean is we throw in all of our social agendas here.
We're just not going to allow anything that even resembles traditionalism.
Because Provax is part of it.
The CDC is as conservative as it gets.
If they say it's safe, it's safe, he said.
Yeah, but you also have medical professionals who said that you didn't need to disclose your AIDS.
Thanks, California.
This guy was a little mad too, by the way, Andrew Yang, who congratulated Trump on the 2024 win.
So we have these posts here.
this person in response said, that's a ridiculous statement.
You know, Donald Trump, he won't bring anyone together to suggest otherwise is absolutely a denial of the facts in front of everyone's faces.
Hey, what if you have a kid who's gay, who likes men's butts, but also happens to believe in a strong national defense, lower taxes, and, uh, being able to...
Enjoy the fruits of your labor.
Would they be allowed?
Would that be intersectional enough?
But here's the guy showing that he's very ambitious with his goals for the kids.
These kids are going to rise up and they are going to rule the world.
Want to bet?
I don't want to be ruled.
Yeah.
Gay or not, I don't want to be ruled.
Fuck you.
I think what he meant to say is, hopefully these kids rise up and we can take out the old ruler.
Oh, I get it.
They're gonna rock his world.
I'm going to get a phone call here really quickly.
Jill, you can do the Chinese fire drill.
I don't even know if we have the...
Wait.
Okay.
Go!
Where do I go?
Do I go somewhere?
I just stay.
I got that.
Let's go.
That doesn't seem like that's going to be all that difficult to do.
Holy cow.
So many mugs.
Put the camera on Josh.
Are we okay with this behavior?
I said Chinese fire drill.
I suppose.
Didn't mean we had to make you Chinese.
Oh, so sorry.
So sorry, so gay.
So sorry, Mr. Morgan.
Okay.
All right, that's enough.
Oh, you have to park your car.
I would, in fact.
Because Asians are the best drivers and I trust you more than others.
What, Josh?
Now that I'm in this chair, what you got?
Huh?
Huh?
That's what I thought.
I got plenty of stuff coming.
You still got fire, right?
I got it.
Okay.
I know you were behind that phone call.
Yeah.
We all were.
It's really true.
It's like a mutiny of the entire office.
It's just me.
No one else.
Yeah, I'll take the fall for everybody.
I am Spartacus.
Yeah.
The only one that thought that was a good idea.
We meticulously note time codes when you say something to put it out of context.
It's a group effort.
That's true.
Thank you all.
I love my life.
Can I go to this camp?
Do they have like a suicide forest right next door?
We'll see.
So, who's paying for all of this, right?
So this doesn't sound like a cheap endeavor because, you know, queers don't work for free.
In 2023, Brave Trails reported $2.1 million in revenue, which is about $2.1 million more than they should report in revenue.
And donors to the camp include Alexandra Hedison, actress and Jodie Foster's wife.
Jodie Foster's gay?
Of course she is.
Her name's Jodie Foster and she sounds like this.
She does sound like a man.
Hey, do you think I like to suck dick?
No, I don't.
I don't.
I like ladies.
Okay, and then Susanna Hoffs, the Bengals singer.
Okay, that makes some sense.
They have corporate sponsors.
This just keeps getting worse.
That's nice.
Apple, Nike, Raytheon, and North Face.
North Face makes sense because I'd like to take them there and leave them.
Maybe Raytheon does make sense.
Didn't Raytheon also sponsor the Michelle Obama podcast?
Maybe so, but I'd like to bomb the camp.
Not with people there.
But just to give them to the camp completely.
Wipe it right off the face of the earth.
I'm sorry.
Is that such a bad thing to say?
That this shouldn't exist?
Like this is going after children.
Like this is one of the worst things that I've, How can you come up with a camp and pitch this and get funding for it and say, here's what we're going to do.
We're going to have a bunch of people who are a freak show in and of themselves.
And I'm sorry, that's exactly what they are.
They're like, ah, dress norms and all that stuff.
That doesn't make you feel free that you can go out and dress like a clown, right?
And your teachers and everybody who's supposed to be in charge is acting goofy and crazy.
That's fine.
I don't care about goofy and crazy.
I care about the whole pedophilia kind of lean and dressing up like crazy hookers.
That's a problem for me.
And then the audience in, what's her name, Kelly Clarkson, was like, oh, that's great.
You've got this umbrella and you're doing this and you're pushing back against that Indiana conservatism.
That means Christian, by the way.
Yeah, and they laugh about it.
Like, oh, that's a terrible thing to be.
By the way, that fat lady was just...
No, she was dogging her dead husband.
She was like, he was trying to be a better father.
She was insinuating he was a bad guy and a bad father.
And she was like, he was trying to be better before he died.
Maybe for not supporting a really terrible lifestyle for your son.
And then so instead of discussing my, with my children, their sexual, um, Instead of having a conversation with them, I sent them to their new dad.
The new dad, oh gosh.
I sent them to a bunch of counselors.
She doesn't have a new dad yet.
He wasn't there.
You may remember also the North Face stuff.
Brought this back up.
You may remember from two years ago, they did some ads featuring the drag queen Patty Gonia.
Hi, it's me, Patagonia, a real-life homosexual.
And today I'm here with the North Face.
We are here to invite you to come out in nature with us.
Wow, this is nice.
We like to call this little tour the Summer of Pride.
I just hope a bear comes from off screen and just feasts on the disease-ridden body of By the way, Patagonia is an honorary Camp Brave Trails board member.
Go figure!
Go figure.
Hold on, bring that back up.
She, they.
You can't even pick one.
It's they, them.
She, her.
You chose she, they.
Yeah, what's up with the her?
I see that a lot, actually.
I see a lot of she, they.
And it's like, what's wrong with her?
Why do you hate her so much?
So wait, is she that just proclaimed in that video that they're a homosexual, so does that technically make them straight?
I don't...
Well, if they're trans...
Is she drag queen?
Drag queen's not trans.
Drag queen could be a straight person.
That's a dude.
That's a dude.
No, I know it's a dude.
It's a dude, and they're gay, and they do drag.
It's not a trans person.
Yeah, but they're gay.
Right, which means they like guys.
But they go by she.
That's a valid point.
Heterosexual.
We need a Nell Gibson conspiracy theory wall to figure this out, and I don't have the ribbon.
Sorry.
Or the yarn.
You know they call us dumb for this, right?
They go, oh, they don't get it.
They're dumb.
I'm glad not getting this one.
Yeah, me too.
I don't want to get it.
Color me dumb.
I forgot there was a cough button over here.
You also, Patagonia has really done a lot of bad things, including making...
I love that.
Iron Man on this.
Oh God.
Burn it.
To prove a point that trans is natural.
I Hold on.
Time out.
You're wondering what's starting the supervolcano.
All of a sudden, I'm kind of for it.
So you wanted to prove that trans is natural by going out into nature.
And bringing an object that is not natural into nature to show that trans is natural.
It doesn't make any sense at all.
None of your ideology makes any sense at all.
But here's some other stuff.
So there's some recommended media.
Those aren't even primary colors.
They're not.
Light blue and pink?
They're not even primary colors.
I didn't know that because I'm partially colorblind.
I just thought it was a really stupid flag.
The great part is that flag is going to erode and decay and fall apart.
And probably kill animals.
Yeah, and probably, yeah.
Yes, it will.
The mountain is cisgendered men, women, people who don't go crazy.
The mountain stays.
You go away.
The mountain is reality.
I hope some Native Americans take it down.
And they have to have that fight out.
Oh, trans.
So some recommended media on the page buried on their kind of resources tab of the website is a list of LGBTQ-themed shows and books aimed at...
Here's some of the titles.
All Boys Aren't Blue, which, you know, that's totally normal.
2025's most challenged book, by the way.
It includes excerpts like this.
There is a fear, as with most things, you are doing for the first time.
But this was my ass.
Listen.
Listen, I am reading a quote.
I take my job seriously to portray what is in this book accurately and with feeling.
Could you guys stop laughing?
You're ruining the clip.
Sorry.
But this was my ass.
And I was struggling to imagine someone inside me.
And he was big.
That's why Stephen left you.
I see.
I see how good.
He ran ahead.
Gerald, look at the map.
Committed to the role.
No, I saw it.
I want you to see the kind of debauchery that these people are pushing on your kids.
Listen, we're just going to keep going.
Granddad's Pride.
Another title.
When Millie finds her granddad's old pride flag in the attic, she learns about the adventures her gramps and granddad had at pride parades when they were younger and organizes a new pride celebration in their village.
They make it sound like it's kids fighting their grandpa's flag from World War II.
Like from Iwo Jima.
It's like, whoa, you were on Iwo?
No way!
It sounds like a country song.
I found your pride flag and hung myself with it.
That's more likely the ending of that story.
What's this, Grandpa?
That's something to be proud of.
That's a flag you can hang your dildo on.
Instead of metals, it's used poppers.
Yeah, just random rusty dildos.
Bayonet dildos everywhere.
As well as some gay clothing brands, as if we needed those.
I thought those were just kind of all over there.
But Transfigure Print Company, a trans-owned clothing company, creating gender-affirming streetwear and accessories that celebrate identity and self-expression and also say...
A tribe called Queer.
Oh, I'm sure a tribe called Quest loves this.
I haven't heard it yet, but I'm sure.
A black queer-owned shop offering apparel and accessories with queer pride and black pride quotes.
But you're...
Oh, man.
This might go over your guys' head.
No.
Hands up, pants down.
But that's already there.
They just didn't think that that was easy access.
They just thought it was a fashion style to sag.
A tribe called Queer.
Can I lick it?
Yes, you can.
Can I lick it?
You guys don't know that song?
I just want to act like I don't.
Yes, you can.
Yeah.
It's a rap group.
Okay.
Yeah, sure.
A tribe called Queer.
Rebirth Garments.
Gender non-conforming wearables and accessories centering non-binary trans and disabled queers of all sizes and ages.
Okay.
Of all sizes.
So this is the camp.
And I will make this point and we'll wrap these things up really quickly here.
We're being too tolerant.
Which just we are.
Look, guys, 2025, the United States of America, we've got companies like Nike and Raytheon and North Face sponsoring these camps.
This is $2.1 million in revenue.
And parents are getting duped into sending their kids to these camps, which are basically indoctrination factories.
They're paying for it.
They're paying for the kids to go to camps for them to explore their sexuality.
And that's not something that is appropriate for anyone to do.
A 12-year-old?
This is camp from 12 to 17. This is not an unsupervised event.
You don't send your kids to overnight sex camp.
No, you don't do it.
This is stupid and we have to do a better job of calling this what it is.
Listen, I read that quote on purpose knowing somebody's going to take that out of context and make some kind of a recording about me applying to be a camp counselor somewhere.
Who knows what could possibly happen.
We already hit a banger during the show.
That's ridiculous, Gerald.
But I read it like that on purpose because that's what it is.
This stuff is killing society, and it is killing these kids that go there.
I'm sorry, that is not where life is found.
I'm sorry, I don't care what you believe.
That is not where life is found.
Sending a 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, whatever, sending them to this camp is a dereliction of your duty as a parent.
I don't understand why we have given in to letting the world steal our children.
Because we want to be accepting.
That mom on the show saying, you know, when he died and raised this and that, it's a struggle if you deal with somebody who's having a problem identifying who they are and they're 12, 13, 14 years old as a parent.
But the way out is not to just affirm every single thing that happens.
And then send them away.
And send them to a camp space.
So you can be you.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
So I can go be me for a week and then come back to the real world for the rest of the year where I have to
Let me send you somewhere that will tell you the truth about where you can find that meaning, not in some sexual identity or some gender bending experience or some crazy camp filled with degenerates, but actually in the word of God and who he made you to be.
Can we just be honest with people and stop running down this line that promotes books like this that talk about having an ass and struggling to imagine somebody in sighting That's what they recommend.
A 12-year-old reading that.
Got to stop being as tolerant as we are.
It doesn't mean...
But we have been, I'm a tolerant person.
I feel like people get to do, adults, they get to do what they want for the most part.
This is beyond that.
We need to be way, way more intolerant.
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