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June 13, 2025 - Louder with Crowder
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Israel Strikes Iran: Does this Really Mean War for America & How Does Trump Respond 2025-06-13 18:09
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Didn't love that.
Can someone bring up the post?
I have it, yeah.
Okay.
I'll read it and then I'll determine what I think about it.
Our great farmers and people in the hotel and leisure business...
In many cases, the criminals allowed into our country by the very stupid Biden Open Borders policy are applying for those jobs.
This is not good.
We must protect our farmers, but get the criminals out of the USA.
Changes are coming.
I don't know if he's saying protect our farmers and leisure workers by deporting these people who are here illegally, or if he's saying just deport the criminals but allow people who are working these jobs to stay here.
Again, that's one of those things that's not very clear.
I'll tell you what I think.
They don't need to be currently committing a crime.
They get the priority for deportation.
But if you're here illegally, I don't care what job you're doing.
If you're going to offer any kind of an exception, it would be go back to your country, Pay your back taxes, and then maybe they go through a process.
And then still have to go through a language test, a civics test, meet these thresholds.
Yeah.
And I think, by the way, the remittance tax needs to be multiplied by 10, but I'll take 4, at least 25%.
Any money that you come here and you make sending out to another country.
And that solves a big problem, because you know who's not doing that?
People fleeing communist nations, like Cuba.
Like during one period, Soviet Russia, people from Venezuela, they're not sending money back home because they know that if they send money back to those communist nations, it doesn't go to their family, it goes to the government.
The only people working here who are sending money back home are people who see you as a sucker.
People coming here fitting six, I'm sorry, Indian or Pakistani or Bangladeshi families in one household.
And yeah, sometimes people from Mexico coming in just saying, okay, we're going to be a seasonal migrant worker and send money back to people in Mexico.
That is no benefit to the United States citizen.
So I think that remittance tax needs to be higher.
I don't know what Donald Trump is saying.
I hope he's not trying to give some leeway because...
I'm like, wait a minute.
So the employers have been breaking the law this entire time and now they're complaining that the illegal workforce that they have that they shouldn't have in the first place, it might hurt them to lose them.
I'm sorry.
If you've built your business on an illegal workforce, it's kind of on you.
Yeah.
Yeah, why not give the farm an opportunity to sponsor that individual that they cannot replace and charge them?
What I think he meant by it was maybe, you know, an overhaul of the operation they're doing right now.
Like, the priority of raids.
That's what I think he meant.
Because they were raiding farms.
I think what he meant was like, okay, maybe we stop raiding farms.
And, you know, if there's somebody who's a...
But at the same time, if there's a farmer...
They still get deported, I would hope.
That's what I would hope that he means by it.
I would hope that he means just shifting priorities for raids and all-out operations.
I don't know who they raid then.
I understand the point, Josh, but local law enforcement typically does not, especially in these sanctuary states, they don't cooperate with ICE at all.
So they pull you over, they find that you're an illegal immigrant, they're not calling ICE.
They're not holding euphorias or anything like that.
That's one of the biggest problems that we have.
Yeah, there's 50 states.
They should be doing that.
I mean, they don't do that in most states, unfortunately.
But I will say this.
you kind of go where people are.
And, you know, the mayor said, You go where people are and it's like, okay, well, if there's a high concentration on farms, they're not mad because people are raiding them and not finding illegals.
They're mad because they're raiding them and finding a lot of illegals there.
It's like, well, this is actually a better way to do it than knocking on doors at 3 a.m.
The mayor of L.A. was like, it doesn't do anybody good chasing people across Home Depot parking lots.
And I'm like, well, if you catch them, it does.
Yeah, it does.
Here's what you do.
Go to the area of town where the billboards start appearing in Spanish and go into the local restaurants where you see them watching Univision and ask for papers.
It's like, it's not hard.
I was at the mall and I went a good long five times and didn't hear a word of English.
Yeah.
And I turned to my lady who speaks three languages.
She speaks Portuguese, Spanish, and English is a third language.
but you wouldn't know.
And I said, hey, do you understand how Like, do you understand?
And she said, yeah, I get it.
She said, I completely understand.
She's from Florida, where areas where people don't speak Spanish.
She's like, I realize how ridiculous that is.
Don't speak English, you mean?
Sorry, don't speak English.
She's like, they only speak Spanish.
She goes, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
I get it.
And she didn't like it.
She didn't like it either because it was an area that was entirely either Mexican or Indian.
And actually, I was looking to try and get some little, you know, my kids.
I don't know.
Can you guys tell me when the right age is for a watch?
I think probably.
No, well they got like a little Minnie Mouse one when they went to I think it's when they can read or tell time They can read numbers.
I don't think they have a concept of time, though, is the problem.
But they really wanted a watch.
And I thought like those little G-Shocks, because they have them like in pink, the baby shocks, you know, like that's something the kids would think are pretty cool.
And it was a store that had watches.
We're walking through the mall.
I'm like, what do you think about that?
Kind of like, oh, yeah, I like the pink one.
He, of course, liked the green one.
This lady, like, the mall feels like a third world now, where they're barking.
Where first off, it's designed to attract kids.
Like, there are toys there that are cheap, and they push them on kids.
Which, to me, is poor form.
Like, do you want?
Do you want?
Do you want?
Oh, yes, you would want.
I'm like, you don't do that to a kid.
You're putting me in a situation now.
Yeah, now I gotta be the bad guy.
Yeah.
And then this woman goes, do you want to see?
Do you want to see?
I go, no, no, no, we're just, hey, we're just looking.
I'm just teaching them about watches and showing them how a dial, you know.
An analog watch.
And she goes, okay, I'll move.
Do you want?
Yes, do you want?
Do you want?
I go, well, okay.
We're going to...
I'm going to move on down the trail because this isn't how we do it in America.
You don't sell to a child in front of their parents and keep pushing after I've told you, hey, I'm actually...
And do you want, do you want, do you want to buy?
You like pink!
I can tell you're a girl who likes pink!
Just haggle with them, Stephen.
Just go, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do want.
Um, I'm willing to pay zero dollars.
Yes.
No, no, no, you must, no, zero.
You asked if I want, I said I want.
I'll go back to zero and just keep haggling with them.
Meet their, meet their energy.
But the thing is, I hate haggling.
But you love harassing.
Or haranguing.
Just walk by with Febreze.
This isn't a fucking Mumbai Bazaar, lady.
You know exactly what I'm talking about, don't you?
That's exactly what you're talking about.
This is not how, and I've also noticed that the malls now, You used to go like, hey, I need to go get a candle.
Hey, I need to go get an American flag thing at Old Navy.
And now it's a bunch of shit that you don't need or want that they charge you for.
It's all like an experience where you're walking through.
Get on the chair!
You feel like you're on a rollercoaster.
Look!
I'm like, this is clearly not age-appropriate.
Look, you're showing him a rollercoaster where that dinosaur head is blowing up and there's blood.
What are you talking about?
He's three.
It's fun.
Not for him.
Like, he used to have one or two novelties, right?
Yeah.
And usually the play area was free for kids.
Now everything is another experience to go in.
Yeah.
And Wetzel's pretzels.
That's true.
Always.
Or St. Anne's.
I go with Wetz.
I'm a Wetz man myself.
A little extra salty on it.
I never had a soft pretzel in my life growing up until I moved to the States.
They're pretty good.
I had no idea that that was still in the same food.
They are better than hard pretzels.
Our place that we used to go for good beers, they had really good pretzels.
They did, with beer cheese.
Yes.
Beer cheese, not a fan.
Oh, can I have some cheese, but can you make it super grainy and not cheese?
Oh, that's good.
Yeah, this is tasty.
I get there's good beer cheese and there's bad beer cheese, I think.
That's true.
But he also looked like that.
I look like I'm the spokesman for beer cheese.
It's like, kind of like, Sometimes cheesecake can be kind of like granular and like, no, it has to be that whipped.
And I don't even really like cheesecake.
I think I'm one of the only people who likes key lime pie.
Everyone around me seems to hate key lime pie.
You like it too?
People make it.
I've never had it.
You've never had key lime pie?
I've only had key lime pie flavored things.
I don't believe you.
You're sitting there right now.
You're saying, I hate beer cheese and I've never had key lime pie.
That is the least believable component of this entire show.
Alright, so research.
Let's do this.
Next week on the show live one day we have a key lime pie.
Where's the best place?
We've got to find out.
You've got to tell them where to get it and we'll have it.
You've never had it?
I've seriously never had key lime pie.
So, okay.
So here's the thing.
If you get the wrong key lamp pie, it can taste like Windex.
Well, you're in charge of this, Tom Thumb has a good key lime pie.
Oh, piss off with Tom Thumb.
Tom Thumbs sucks.
That's what I give.
Yeah.
Yeah, no.
Key lime pie, what's nice is it's a graham cracker crust.
Okay.
And then it's like a whipped lime thing.
Now, if it's wrong, it tastes like cleaner.
I get that.
But if it's good, it tastes like...
Because I think they add lemon juice even to the key lime pie.
It's more tangy and then usually some kind of whipped cream on it.
But that graham cracker crust.
It's a meringue, right?
Taste test.
I don't know if it's a meringue.
I don't think it's a meringue because it's actually more like a gelatin lime.
I like it.
I think I know a place.
If you say Tom Thumb, this broken pen.
You know the place?
I'm not going to say the name, but you know the place where we always get the carrot cake?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So that place typically makes great stuff.
I don't know if they make key lime, but if they do, I bet it's pretty good.
I had some really good key lime pie at a place in Florida, obviously.
One time, the restaurant was like a trailer where they basically brought in fish.
I'm sure it's probably an unbelievable grouper and then key lime pie.
It's one of the best.
Fish is just like, yeah.
Nah, I mean, she's always just mediocre to me.
I like it.
Sushi, fantastic.
Just fish, fish, though?
I'm just kind of like, nah.
Last night was the third time in a row where I did an Uber Eats deal two for one from a place that just does shrimp, and they didn't send me two.
But I ate for free.
I ate shrimp for free last night.
Let's grab final.
What'd I miss?
All right.
Not Bob Saga asks, Oh, yeah, that's right.
I don't know if that's true, but I saw the story online on X. He's like, they're going to have to remove my testicle.
I'm like, well, that's hilarious.
So we have the video of the incident, and then we have the video of him saying that.
Okay, all right.
By the way, did they fund the Nancy Mace clip?
Yes.
Okay, all right, we'll end on that.
They asked me a question about that.
That was my fault.
I didn't answer it quickly.
That's okay.
No one's going to blame you.
You made a worse mistake.
No, that was Tim with Tom Thumb.
I almost get pranked.
I'm going to switch whatever key lime pie we get with the Tom Thumb one and you guys are going to like it.
Yeah?
Alright, great.
Hope you enjoy the unemployment line.
Really?
You're willing to stake your job?
Everybody's got their hill to die on.
I tell you what, if you're right, here's the thing.
The truth is, if he's right, he's not, but if he's right, he's doing us a great service Right.
Lots of Tom Thumbs.
and probably more affordable.
But if it's not, I bet it's made with regular limes.
Yeah, I don't even know the difference between key and regular limes.
There's a key lime and a lime.
They're different limes.
Oh, okay.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
That's why it's called key lime lime.
Yeah.
It's science.
How are you going to say I look like I know everything about key lime pie and then deny my knowledge about limes?
I never said that.
You said that.
You gave yourself the title of Mr. Beer Cheese.
That's an earned title.
You didn't earn it, Mr. Brunch.
Then there's also minor key lime pie.
It's just where D.O. shouts.
All right.
Holy lime pie.
Nice.
All right.
Nice.
All right.
Save it for tomorrow, boys.
We're going to be back.
All right.
Let's watch some entertainment.
All right.
Securities.
Oh, he kicked it.
Oh, no.
This is a new one?
This is new.
That's new?
Come on up.
Hold on.
Hold on.
No, that's old.
That's old.
That's old.
That's from last year.
No, that's from the 2020 protests.
Last protests.
That can't be him.
That can't be him.
That's old.
Okay, it's saying June 10th, 2025, but...
That's the problem with so much fake news out there.
Well, here's the guy in the hospital.
Okay.
I shot me in the nuts, and now I'm losing a ball.
Surgery is tomorrow.
I don't think this is real.
I gotta tell you, he's handling it well.
And second of all, that guy's not losing a nut.
If you're wrong, you get 9,000 admonished.
I don't really care.
Like, that's a big thing.
Let's be honest, like, and that's largely, I mean, aside from making children.
You'd be like one ball wonder, and I don't think anybody wants to be one ball wonder.
Come on.
Actually, at one point, because it turns out that what happened was the jeans I was wearing when I would sit here, they'd ride up and I had that ball pain for a while.
I was like, if I lose a nut, would I get a prosthetic?
If I had ball cancer, I'd just start thinking about it.
I was like, no.
Well, I mean, if you lose one...
I wouldn't really care if I lost my shaft, I'd care, but if I lost a nut, I don't really...
It's actually like, how's it hanging, I guess, at this point.
That's how they say it already.
No, they don't.
No one says, how are they hanging?
Yeah, exactly.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, non-binary people do, but that's about it.
I think Gerald just revealed what he does on weekends.
I have one and a half testicles.
I've been making this so much more awkward.
Sam, look this up.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got a smushed ball down there.
Do you actually?
Yeah, it's a condition.
Really?
So were you born with that?
Ah, the doctor said that, yeah, that I'm born with it.
I don't know, he could be wrong.
So one is just smaller?
Yeah, well, it's kind of like mushed up.
I know what happens where it doesn't descend.
There's one solid testicle.
I call him overliable.
And then there's another one who's a little smushed up.
You ever see someone get shot in the face and then some of the face is kind of caved in?
Yeah, that's kind of what it is.
And then the rest of it's kind of hanging on.
I was able to have kids.
Are we talking about Josh's balls?
Well, I didn't know.
He had a half ball.
Yeah, I have one and a half testes.
My point is I'd be totally fine if I had testicular cancer and I had to take them off.
That's a different thing.
They look totally normal, by the way.
They look normal.
They taste fine.
Slam fry.
Hey, Mr. Tom Thumb here will be the judge of that.
We're going to put that next to a Tom Thumb ball.
I got a couple of key limes down here.
When I'm not looking, Tim will pull the old switcheroo.
So they sent in, there was a, Okay, let me see it.
Let's see the BLM one.
Oh, wait.
Do you want to rewind it or a little bit of it?
Oh, okay.
Look, I'm a full grown man.
Oh!
Stay home!
How did we not have this?
He literally rolls to the camera.
Let me see it again.
Sorry, Hiddleston.
He's laughing too hard.
No, it was...
I saw something else disturbing, but...
Okay, watch where the camera's like...
Oh, no!
You're going through, and a guy, you just see someone screaming.
My balls!
All right, all right.
Okay.
I think we got everything.
What, Shatz is saying this is the stuff of dictatorships?
I don't care.
Yeah, whatever.
Alright, so this is the thing that I disagree with with Nancy Mason.
Hopefully you guys, you know, when we had Nancy Mason in the show, I always, look, I also have a rule where I have to be respectful to people who I invite in the show because I don't want to ever sandbag anyone and we let them know, like, hey, look, we're going to ask you about this.
Particularly try and let them know if it's a disagreement.
Sometimes you can't always do that.
If it's like, hey, this is happening right now, get on the show.
But we had Nancy Mason.
Some of her story just didn't add up.
And I, again, looking at her track record, the lady who wore a Civil War bandage on her arm because someone shook her hand.
I'm like, this is, I don't like seeing the feminism.
And when I say feminism, I mean the exchange of victimhood currency.
Because that's what leads to intersectionality and that's what leads to this different sort of hierarchy of marginalized classes where someone shouldn't be able to trump somebody else's accomplishment or idea or line of argument with, yeah, but you're a blank.
Or, well, I guess it must be nice because I'm a blank.
Whether it's I'm a trans, I'm a woman, I'm black.
I get it.
If you've been wronged, talk about it, but don't use that as, um, And that shouldn't be the basis of your entire platform, which we see with Nancy Mays.
So she did this, and it's like, if she would have just asked Tim Walz this question, I said, okay, well, you made my point.
But instead, she goes, you're a sexist!
You're a misogynist.
And all I'm saying is, I think we need to do better than that You think you're jujitsu-ing it against them, but what you're actually doing is extending the shelf life of this victimhood culture.
So we'll watch it.
Don't do this.
We'll see you tomorrow, actually, Saturday, 6 p.m. Eastern.
Things pop off.
If they don't, the drinking game will.
What is a woman?
What is a woman is the question.
I'm not sure I understand the question here.
What do you want me to say?
I want you to say that a woman like me is an adult human female, that men can't become women.
You guys are the party of violence, and you're the party erasing women.
You don't respect us.
You're a bigot.
You're a misogynist.
You're a sexist.
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