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May 6, 2025 - Louder with Crowder
06:19
Trump Will Be The Next Pope, Some Say Perhaps The Greatest Pope Ever
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President Trump shared an AI-generated image of himself depicted as the Pope.
But he can't really be the Pope, can he?
To the best of my knowledge, popes aren't big on getting married, are they?
And I can't be Pope because this guy screws.
Donald Trump last week shared this AI-generated picture of him as the Pope.
And here's the thing, it should just be fun, right?
But Jon Stewart decided to take umbrage with this.
And judge whether or not this is an important pronouncement or a brain-fogging digression.
President Trump shared an AI-generated image of himself depicted as the Pope on social media yesterday.
Okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's fine.
It's not the most presidential thing, but Trump and the Pope do share the same taste in interior design, so it's not the worst thing.
It's funny.
And it's just a troll.
It's not hurting anybody.
I mean, Trump wasn't going to heaven.
I'm not going to get distracted by it.
But he can't really be the Pope, can he?
Can he be the Pope?
Yeah, that fool from Half Baked is pretty funny.
Yeah, that's of course the reference.
So, here's the thing.
We can't have nice things now.
Because the internet.
So, President Trump addressed it when he was asked about this, and he answered about as perfectly as you could, and he answered about as accurately as any human being should, of course, if he didn't happen to be Donald Trump.
Yes, ma 'am.
Some Catholics were not so happy about the image of you looking like the Pope.
Oh, I see.
You mean they can't take a joke?
You don't mean the Catholics.
You mean the fake news media.
The Catholics loved it.
I had nothing to do with it.
Somebody made up a picture of me dressed like the Pope, and they put it out on the Internet.
That's not me that did it.
I have no idea where it came from.
Maybe it was AI, but I did nothing about it.
I just saw it last evening.
Actually, my wife thought it was cute.
She said, isn't that nice?
Actually, I would not be able to be married, though.
That would be a lot.
To the best of my knowledge, popes aren't big on getting married, are they?
And I think it's the fake news media that, you know, they're fakers.
My question, sir, was about the fact that it was put out on the White House account, even I love how they waste follow-up time.
Like I've told you, the journalistic integrity of legacy media, it only exists in crappy films like Erin Brockovich.
Think of how much time they're wasting on a follow-up To a joke.
Yes, exactly.
And he's like, we have to have a little fun.
He has a lot of fun at their expense.
Most of his day, I think, outside of actually running the country, is dedicated to needling them.
Much like Andrew does to Tommy Lerner.
Yeah, but I love the fact that his defense here was like, I couldn't really be the Pope.
I couldn't plow my wife.
That's his defense.
Nobody really believes that.
I mean, come on.
Look, you guys are fakers, not like...
Melania, right?
It's always real.
She gets seconds!
But he makes a good padre, you know?
I don't know what that means.
It's like father.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Daddy.
Yeah, no, that's a good point, Andrew.
It can't be Pope because...
This guy screws.
And you, I mean, you, you know, you run in these circles as someone who advocates for orthodoxy.
I didn't see a lot of outrage from Catholics really at all over this Photoshop.
That's because there wasn't any.
They manufactured a bunch of outrage where there's never any outrage.
Catholics have a good sense of humor.
I mean, most of them.
I find that most Catholics do.
The Catholic leagues.
Don't.
Yeah, that's true.
Often it's like, that's anti-Catholic.
Really?
Come on.
This is just funny.
Come on.
Come on.
This is just...
The Pope wears red shoes.
Well, when did the media start pious signaling about Catholics anyway?
They care about Catholics?
They're always the first ones there with the cameras are like, Catholics today were outside of an abortion clinic saying abortion was bad.
Suddenly, though, they're like, you have offended a lot of cancer.
Just get out of here.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Unreal.
Go take a note from Trump's book.
Go plow your wife.
If she looks like Melania.
Nice.
Hey, that's a good idea.
Yeah.
That's a fine hyena, dude.
Oh, come on.
Oh, come on.
I mean, you've been divorced how many times?
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know how many.
My cousin Hector's a priest, and he's okay with it, okay?
Okay, all right.
Yeah, well, that's fine.
I don't know how.
He thought it was funny, too.
They call him Joker.
By the way, in case you've forgotten, too, the left, they want to control everything, right?
They want to issue these follow-ups, these questions, and waste time, waste time, waste time.
And then they want to tell you that they need to be presented as a solution to a problem that they fabricate.
Case in point, remember the NPR CEO, Catherine Marr, she went on.
You heard of food deserts back then.
It was BS back then.
Now they complain about news deserts.
We cover 99.7% of the country with our broadcast coverage, and that allows for Americans to have access to news, even in places where news deserts are growing, where disasters happen.
That's what your federal funds go to.
That's the new human rights campaign, is news deserts.
So NPR is solving these deplorable living conditions in places like Detroit and East St. Louis, sending in their own town crier.
Music.
News to the desert.
News to the desert.
So sayeth X and Instagram.
Today, President Trump has committed the sacrilege of crowning himself officially the new pope, as well as the hero in his own Star Wars film.
So sayeth TikTok.
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