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May 2, 2025 - Louder with Crowder
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The Friday Show: Trad Wives, The Walz Family, & the N-Word
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If we don't control insiders, this will be over and over.
To lead by and any big fat love, find common ground to hold the spread of lies.
And we must do it big, fat, love, find common ground to hold the spread of lies.
And any, America first, America first, non-fatal, we want to build a much better, believable people.
And we must do it non-fatal, communication very much higher, America first, to lead by an any.
Insiders fighting for insiders, time to stop.
Insiders fighting for insiders, more of.
Insiders fighting for insiders, time to stop.
Insiders fighting for insiders.
America first, love the flow.
69, now it's time for new believable people.
And we must do it.
If we don't control insiders, this will be over and over.
To lead by an A. Big fat love, find common ground.
To hold the spread of lies.
And we must do it.
Big fat love, find common ground.
To hold the spread of lies.
And A. America first.
America first.
Do it, Gerald.
Welcome to the show.
This is punishment for me.
Apparently I've said something wrong.
Why do you keep saying do it?
I am doing it right now as you're saying do it.
Welcome to the show, guys.
Thank you very much.
Vince, viewers, the Bongino Army, thank you guys for coming over.
It's our Friday show.
What does Vince mean in Latin?
It's the basis of all the romance languages.
It starts from Vincente and it means dead pope.
I don't know.
It's weird.
I'm not sure why that comes up, but it's...
Well, he is dead.
I'll do this.
Take him off.
I'll do this.
Kill him.
It means...
Smoke decision.
You ruined, now you make us worse.
Look, glad to be with you.
Rumble Live lineup.
It's Friday.
It's Friday, by the way.
We did for a few weeks.
We did the whole show, of course, here on the lineup on Friday.
But Friday, we do a show, but it's for Rumble Premium users because we take a lot of chat and it goes off the rails.
It's a bit of a grab bag also.
We have a lot of sketches and on-location stuff to film, so we actually need that extra hour on Friday.
We have to decide between going on location and stinging a member of the DOJ or dressing up like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man to do a reenactment of...
Ghostbusters.
The point is, a lot of work.
Bring up the rundown.
We're going to talk about the N-word.
And Jasmine Crockett.
But the two subjects are not related.
They are not related whatsoever.
And we're also going to be talking about money, money, money, money, money, money, money.
Going to NPR PBS.
Well, that's stopping, so that's a lot of fun.
Can you hear that?
That's the sound of a much thinner cookie monster.
Let's go on with the show.
And now for the adventures of the White Privilege Boys.
Now, okay, Timmy, Bobby, and Johnny, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times.
I need you to put your guns down.
Can't I just keep my gun on me trained on you for just a little longer?
Now, boys, you know I'm not supposed to let you do that.
All right, just make sure it's unloaded.
Nope!
Okay, now, okay, now, at least enough attack, right?
You're blinding my eyes.
What am I gonna do with you, you little rapscallions?
Ow!
Oh, those boys!
What pickle will they find themselves in next?
Stay tuned for next week's installment of Adventures of the White Privilege Boys.
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The subject for today...
Glad to be with you.
Toolman knows this.
I don't have a watch connoisseur or anything.
I don't buy it, but this is an old Casio watch.
Comment below, please, and tell me the solution.
You read a watch band that pinches the hair on your wrist?
Yes.
Every time I'm sitting here and I move it, I go, ah!
The solution is get a new watch band.
No, no, no, no.
I want to get overly technical with it and engineer this thing.
You could also shave your arms.
Yeah, no, I know, but I don't necessarily want to have to start fellating a male figure skater just to get a new watch.
Well, you gotta make sacrifices.
Maybe you need an extra link.
Maybe it's too tight.
Oh, that's a cheap watch.
There's no links.
All right.
Next question for you.
Hey, it's a live show.
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We do it every Friday.
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Mug Club is Rumble Premium.
Rumble Premium is Mug Club.
Okay, we got all the plugs in.
Question.
What do you look for in a spouse?
What's the most important quality?
Please comment below, because we're going to be talking about Trad Wives and...
Angry, bitter feminists and the relational dynamics that are taking place in this country, which are more important than anything else.
It is the root cause of the crazy tranny issue.
Captain Morgan, CEO number two, welcome, don't talk.
And Friday and Saturday, August 1st and 2nd, Helium Comedy Club in Atlanta, Georgia.
Josh Feierstein.
Good, good, Helium.
Yeah, look at that.
Were you doing the Helium voice?
No.
That was a bad impression of my world.
Nah, I wish I could do it.
This is not a good impressionist.
This is a bad star, Steven.
It's my fault.
You are a good impressionist.
Don't sell yourself short.
We could have been better if Gerald had spoken.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
We could have been better.
Mr. Tight Lips over there.
Oh, you forgot to say not spoken.
He went in with a joke about the dead Pope, Josh.
I was trying to forget all about that.
Stop.
Nothing is off.
You saw the Just Jewett Photoshop, right?
That's going to be a shirt.
By the way, Just Jewett.
Hey, can you bring it up, Noodles, later?
We're going to start selling that shirt.
The silhouette of Just Jewett and Sam from HR's family.
They've already pre-ordered it.
Alright.
Here is...
Did you see Sam from HR today?
He has a belt.
Yes!
Nice!
With the Land of the Rising Sun flag?
Which is weird.
I'm like, that's just, that's, it's not quite a swastika, but it's the next closest thing!
What is that?
The Land of the Rising Sun?
It's the Japanese!
It's the Japanese, well, the flag, but that's the basis of the symbol, the flag!
Oh, I see.
The axis of evil!
Or if they would have beaten the Germans!
You can bet they would have taken out the Jews as well.
Eventually.
The Japanese never did anything to the Jews that I know of.
They were too far away.
Yeah, but still, now we know how Sam feels about Iwo Jima.
Yes, we do.
Yes, we do.
Maybe he was celebrating Nagasaki in Hiroshima.
He could be.
He is a sadist.
But not because he's Jewish.
Just because he is a sadist.
Alright.
First thing up.
And I have to issue some caveats here.
Or I should.
I'm not going to.
I don't like gimmickry.
You all know where we line up here as far as, you know, there's the red pill movement and there's the feminism movement, there's the covert feminism movement, there's the black pill movement.
I do believe that men and women complement each other.
I do believe that feminism has destroyed relational dynamics, relationship dynamics, whatever you want to say, that could be beyond repair unless women start policing their own.
And by that I mean you have to identify what it is that you actually want and then create a roadmap, chart a course to get there.
Women have been going the wrong way if they're looking for men who want to get married, if they're looking to have a traditional relationship with a husband, with children.
You can't have it all.
You do have to make a choice.
It's one of the biggest lies you've ever been told.
And I think, hey, as a society, who do we edify?
People who are striving to become wives, mothers, considering that we are below birth rate, replacement rate for our birth rates, or boss babes.
Okay.
That being said, the trad wife TikTok trend irritates some people for the same reasons, no, maybe different reasons, than it irritates me, but let's watch.
piano plays softly
A prairie dress?
Come on.
I think men are better than women.
She's kidding.
No, I'm not.
They provide for us and we must obey them because they are our master.
I think this may be a psyop.
I think none of them are poor.
Stay at home, mom.
My husband's at work providing for our family.
I have some sourdough fermenting on the bench, a baby, an apron, a cute dress.
What else could you want?
Yeah, well, a lot.
Now, because most trad wives, traditional wives, they're not putting it on TikTok.
They're not broadcasting it, right?
That's the problem with social media is you see a facade.
And these people, it's almost like they are portraying...
The gimmick of what they think a traditional wife is to be, like, you can see very expensive, for example, decorations, appliances, to look like, you know, barnhouse chic.
There's nothing wrong with sourdough.
There's nothing wrong.
I think that that is great.
I also don't think that a lot of these people are genuine tradwives because it's a gimmick.
Yeah, you can wear jeans.
Sure.
Yeah.
It's totally fine.
You can wear pants or shorts or whatever.
Right.
So the problem is that gives ammo to people.
And by the way, this next creator, Emily Wilson, we've featured her before.
I agree with her on a lot.
She has a lot of good things to say.
I think we've communicated, too, a couple of times about perhaps having her on the show.
So this is not a slight to her at all.
But her response that you're about to watch, I understand why.
However, those people are gimmicks.
It's silly.
And this response is incorrect on many levels.
I'm sorry.
I hate to call out my own party, but the young girls on the right promoting this like trad wife bullshit.
I just want to make sourdough for my husband.
That's great.
I'm all for it.
I promote traditional values.
I understand.
I have been working since I was very young.
I don't really plan on stop being working.
I suggest you find a whole
That's not traditional values.
That's not work.
Guess what, baby girl?
That lifestyle working out?
A man, a provider, you just get to sit at home and bake bread every day?
Swim to none.
Pause.
I would say none.
Pause.
Okay, first off, it's not traditional values to say that I plan on working for a very long time.
Okay, if you want a man who adheres to traditional values, he doesn't want that.
You can scream till you're blue in the face.
He does not want that.
It doesn't matter to him.
He wants someone who is going to be in a supportive role.
Because I'm just going to tell you this.
If both people work, someone else is raising your kids.
That's it!
It's that simple.
Let me ask you this.
How often do you discuss life, future, values, God, theology with the babysitter?
How often do you discuss it with your wife?
Okay?
The babysitter, the nanny, is going to be raising your kids.
So I'm just letting you know what those traditional men want.
Not the gimmick, not the gimmick of TikTok, but that is what they want.
As far as slim to none, hold on, may come as a surprise to a lot of women out there.
It was actually the most likely scenario up until 1960.
And women didn't see it as being trapped.
...by a man.
They saw it as finding happiness in a family.
Continue.
...that that's gonna work out for you or quite literally anyone you know.
You're actually setting yourself up for failure because it could not be easier, if that's what you're gonna pursue, to be trapped by a man.
Okay?
Also, let's bring some other things to the table besides set up.
Pause.
Could not be easier, if that's what you're into, than to be trapped by a boss.
Continue.
Well, I also wanted to say, she said, not just sourdough, you can bring other things to the table, and I agree, like rye, pumpernickel, yeah, there's other breads.
Yes, there are other breads.
You could do like a peach cobbler.
Eventually the guys would be like, I love my wife with this freaking sourdough.
Why the sourdough?
Oh, it's because it's one of the easiest ones.
What am I, a San Francisco deli?
Yeah, yeah, exactly, and I did the same thing.
I was a kefir farmer for a while because yogurt was too difficult.
I don't know what kefir is.
It's like drinkable yogurt.
It's easy.
You just put the culture into a jar, you pour milk over it, and then it's very sour.
Let's continue.
Okay.
Guys want to be mentally stimulated.
No.
As well as physical.
Okay?
But I'm just like, please, you guys are too young to be promoting this.
And also, by the way, it's cringe.
You guys are cringe, okay?
I agree it's cringe.
Now, look.
I'm going to upset some people.
Should we do that in Rumble Premium?
If a man has a choice, if a man has a choice between being, you know, being physically stimulated or mentally, I will tell you this.
Men want baseline intelligence, yes.
Yeah, absolutely.
They will choose the physical stimulation.
I'm just telling you, it's not even close.
It's not even remotely in the same ballpark.
They will choose the physical stimulation.
If they could choose, by the way, being married to someone for, let's say, 30, 40 years, and someone has become a member of Mensa, or someone has double PhDs, or someone who still fits in their wedding dress, guess what?
It's not even close.
It's a walk-off.
I'm just letting you know, men, when they look at...
They don't want someone dumb.
Just to be clear.
But that is not their primary interest in a woman.
Maybe it is for you as a woman.
In a man, I'm telling you, for most men, it's not.
And for the men who are looking to settle down with a family, nurturing, loving, pleasant, peaceful.
And yep, wise man once said this.
Won't tell you who it is.
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