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April 9, 2025 - Louder with Crowder
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COLD WAR 2.0? Will China Blink First Or Will Trump?
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Today, we are going to be discussing the tariffs coming back from China.
Look, let me distill this for you.
We're going to make the case.
The tariff war needs to take place so that we can avoid actual war.
That's what the Cold War was.
This is actually more severe.
This is a new Cold War.
It's to avoid an actual war.
How do you think this plays out?
How do you think it ends?
We'll get into that.
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Question of the day.
We kind of got away from this.
If you could unextinct, de-extinct, if you will, perhaps, you might, anyone or anything throughout all of human history of the animal kingdom, who or what would it be?
Who or what would it be?
Of course the natural answer is Jesus.
But then I'd undo the whole prophecy, so I don't know.
That could be sacrilegious.
Then we don't get saved, and that's so bad.
Captain Morgan is here, CEO.
So is Pops Crowder, along with your favorite, one of your favorites here in third chair.
He's going to be actually...
At the Coho's Music Hall in Coho's, New York, April 25th, Funniest Man Alive, Nick DiPaolo, fresh off of his vacation in the Bahamas, swimming with pigs, actually.
And we have, yeah, there you go.
She ate two apples out of my hand.
She gets apple crazy.
Oh, she's such a doobag.
The funny thing is, we created that in Photoshop, and then AI made Rosie O'Donnell look Asian, and it was somehow more unsettling.
I don't know what happened.
That's Rosie O'Donnell.
We were just learning about that.
I, for some reason, thought the Bahamas were the Caribbean, and then I realized that a lot of places we thought were in the Caribbean are not.
At least the way I, that's what I was told by the travel agent.
Yes. How was it?
Was it nice?
Oh, it was tremendous.
You know, me and the wife, you know, just tremendous.
Played Jeopardy.
Did you play with Wolf Blitzer?
Wolf Blitzer looks the same.
Today as he did in third grade.
He's always been a depressed German with a seeding hairline.
No, it was a great vacation.
I read a few books and I had a Heineken in my hand like around the clock.
There's nothing like a Heineken on the beach with Mein Kampf to relax.
Oh, I read that in seventh grade.
No, this is better stuff.
All right, we have a lot to get to, but this is, so I haven't seen this, but apparently immaculate conception among lesbians, because it's 2025, is alive and well.
Surprise! With that face?
overturned rovey weight my wife and i decided that we didn't want to risk getting pregnant and the only way to really prevent that was for both of us to close our legs it's not that we didn't want kids it's that we didn't want either one of us to fall pregnant and then there'd be complications and us not have access to medically
necessary abortion and while we both had iud's at the time because we weren't ready to have a baby we still liked having the idea of an abortion as a backup plan just in case
All this to say, we haven't had sex since 2021, but my wife is pregnant.
Now you might be thinking, Cass, she definitely cheated on you.
But she told me she didn't, and she's giving me no reason for me not to believe her.
Except that she is with child!
I am so confused right now.
I can't do the math.
I can't even do it.
If it happens, somehow it happens.
If God wants us to have a kid, he will impregnate one of us.
God hates you!
We are expecting a little bit of them in November.
Look, you are two lesbians with IUDs not having sex post Roe v.
Wade and your lesbian wife is pregnant.
Do not call upon the Lord's name.
He has damned you to hell.
Call David Copperfield.
What the hell is she talking about?
Just David Blaine mounting her wife in the corner.
That would have been a better one, actually.
Now watch.
That's right, yeah.
Whack people on a chair.
Oh, damn!
Oh, no!
I was about to say, yeah, call the guy plowing your wife.
Cheating with Chris Angel.
This is how delusional the left is.
This person, please, mission control, fact, this is not a troll, right?
This is real.
From what I understand, this is real.
These people are so married to the issue of abortion that no one stops two lesbians with IUDs who are celibate and says, what?
My wife has given me no reason to believe she's cheating.
The baby in her stomach?
That's not a reason.
It's almost as though that is undeniable proof.
She skipped biology class.
No. I thought that was the craziest part, and then she was like, well, and then we prayed about it, and we're like, well, if God wants us to have a baby, and I'm just like, okay, this got crazier for me.
I thought it was as far as it could go.
But it's not, apparently.
Does God want you to have a baby, and no one has a monopoly on talking to God, but hold on.
Ring, ring.
No, he doesn't.
I'm gonna go out on a limb.
I don't even know.
I know.
It's hard, because you guys hadn't seen it.
That's how insane it is.
Where no one in the studio can make sense of it.
Because it's nonsense.
I was literally sitting here going, am I missing, is there a transgender angle in here?
So did I. Does she have a husband?
You couldn't find the angle.
I can't anymore.
This is like talking about business and money for me now.
Someone has an IUD in their jaw.
This is what happens.
Love is love.
I disagree.
I disagree.
I don't think all loves are equal.
And I don't think that all loves are equivalent, just to be clear.
Why? Well, because one can lead to, well, one can lead to, obviously, conception, giving birth, and rearing a child without an insane amount of confusion.
Let's not act like they're equivalent.
Love is love.
Okay, this is what it gets you.
I know people think I'm to the right of Attila the Hun, even on social issues.
I was against same-sex marriage then because of this, and now you see why.
And also, you can comment below, hey, do you believe her?
She ought to write a book called Heather Has Two Morons.
Well, the good news is as of November 5th, we don't have to worry about this anymore.
Oh, that dirty...
And the face on her.
Anybody wants to tap that?
It's the face Mel Gibson sees in his nightmares.
I just love watching you go through the Rolodex looking for Criss Angel.
I almost went with Houdini.
By the way, there is a new David Blaine show that I highly recommend on Discovery where he just goes around and he kisses a cobra or some shit.
Really? It's not magic, but he goes and does fire breathing and chewing razors and he kissed a cobra.
He's like, I've always wanted to kiss a cobra.
You're like, why?
Why did you always want to?
There you go.
Kissing a cobra.
I've seen that.
People in India that do that?
Yeah, well, this one was Thailand, but then he goes to India.
They kiss one, like, right on the nose.
Yeah, they kiss it.
Sometimes they get clipped, and it's funny.
They get sick, and they die.
They start screaming like they're playing Russian roulette and deer hunter.
Kiss him, Nicky, kiss him!
All right, okay.
Hey, we have a new confirmation here.
Yesterday, the Senate confirmed a new Trump cabinet official, and this is a pretty big one.
Might fly under the radar, but Albert Scobie was confirmed to serve as Defense Department Undersecretary.
For policy.
I know that sounds good.
It's a real thing, but the vote was 54-45, and then we'll show you who voted no.
On this vote, the yeas are 54, the nays are 45, and the nomination is confirmed under the previous order to motion.
The motion to reconsider is considered made and laid upon the table, and the president will be immediately notified of the Senate's actions.
You just had to make it through two phrases, and you couldn't?
You had one job.
There were three.
Three Democrats who voted yes, and McConnell voted no.
Surprise! Saying, abandoning Ukraine and Europe and downplaying the Middle East to prioritize the Indo-Pacific is not a clever geopolitical chess move.
It is geostratic self-harm that emboldens our adversaries and drives wedges between America and our allies for them to exploit.
Okay, I understand that.
It would hold water if Europe, who demands that we spend more money on the war between Ukraine and Russia, didn't.
Spend all of their money, by the way, on Russian energy while putting tariffs on ours.
But let me ask you this.
You're talking about emboldening our adversaries.
Where do you line up on the tariffs with China?
McConnell? Who's a greater threat, Russia or China?
That was written by a staffer.
McConnell didn't write that.
His stroke brain doesn't know half those words.
No way.
Grok auto-corrected.
Filling his diaper as he talked.
Kobe, just to be clear, he's a hawk on China who has advocated for, in all references available, links in the description, an increased focus overall on China and the Asia Pacific, a decreased focus on Ukraine, increased defense spending from our allies specifically in Asia, and he actually made this statement at the confirmation hearing himself.
Taiwan is very important to the United States, but as you said, it's not an existential interest.
It's very important.
The core American interest is in denying China regional hegemony.
What's changed, Senator, as we discussed, is the dramatic deterioration of the military balance.
So my view that the combination of the greater threat from China and the lack of preparedness on our part...
respect, Senator, about Taiwan's efforts.
I think actually as a proportion of GDP, it's well below 3%.
I agree with President Trump that they should be more like 10% or at least something in that ballpark.
Really focused on their defense.
So we need to properly incentivize them.
So together, that means that my focus has been, again, with the shooting the flare metaphor I used earlier, Senator, to get Taiwan motivated to avoid precipitating a conflict that is not necessary with Beijing and giving us time and space to be able to try to rectify this problem.
Because
That is my goal, Senator.
Thank you, Mr. Quayle.
Pretty sharp.
I was going to say, Mr. Control, get a picture of him in the middle.
He is the love child of Tucker Carlson and Ed Begley Jr.
They had a baby.
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And for those of you wondering, by the way, Colby Cheese originated in Colby, Wisconsin in 1885, developed by Joseph F. Steinone, who, of course, named it after the township where his father built the first cheese factory.
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Facts.
Is that my phone?
I got a message from my wife.
Today, a little bit of what you came for and some of what you didn't.
So, let's go to China.
I don't know.
And by the way, the Chinese, if nothing else, the reason that we should go to war, they don't have one good dessert in the country.
What is a Chinese dessert?
It's a cookie with a piece of newspaper.
That's all it is.
Somebody had extra time and they're like, I'll write this on a thing, whatever.
They put frosting on an eel.
That's true.
It's always, you get Asian, you're like, what's the Thai do?
They have the sticky mango rice with the coconuts.
That's pretty good.
But you know what?
Comment below if I'm missing something.
Do the Chinese have any good desserts?
I don't know.
Let's... Let's talk about China right now because obviously we've discussed the tariffs and I know that people have tariff fatigue and I know the markets are pretty volatile.
But I want to be clear about something here.
The tariff war that is going on, it is necessary to avoid a real war.
To avoid an actual physical war.
Let me ask you this.
Do you doubt that the end game here Do you doubt that at some point the Western world is going to have to go to war with a communist dictatorship who, by the way, has said that they seek to destroy and undermine Western civilization?
Do you acknowledge that?
Let me ask you, would you rather have a Cold War or an actual war?
With China.
The Cold War was to avoid, obviously, actual war.
Now, in that case, I would even argue that there was more miscommunication, there was more suspicion there, and Russia was not the kind of global superpower that China is in comparison to the United States.
China has used our systems to subvert them, and they seek to destroy the United States.
Let me even go one step further.
If the United...
Some people will say, well, their goal is just to basically take over our economy.
Okay. So let's say that happens, and they cripple us.
Do you honestly believe that the Chinese at that point won't strike?
You think it ends with you stay over there and we stay over here?
There's going to be a clash.
And I want to give you an example here, too.
We can kind of see what would happen with some industries.
People are saying, well, all these industries that rely on shore, like rare earth minerals.
Perfect example, because it also deals with communism, cigars.
There was the embargo put on Cuba, Cuban cigars.
They basically had a monopoly on the industry.
Right? A communist country.
Cuba. It's God's gift to Cuba.
The soil.
When we put the embargo on Cuba, they moved to the Dominican.
They moved to Honduras.
Then eventually Nicaragua.
And there are more fantastic cigars now than ever before.
It was actually so much a given that JFK, when he signed the embargo, that day, for people who don't know, he had his assistant go out and purchase 1,200 Petit Upman cigars before the embargo went into effect.
Then, so at that point in time, people are going, well, say goodbye to cigars.
There are more cigars than ever.
The cigar boom happened after that.
You think that can't happen with other industries as it relates to China?
Maybe not with every industry, but it certainly can.
We don't know what it looks like yet.
That's an unknown.
What we do know, I would argue, and you can comment below, this ends in war with China unless something changes at some point, which I don't want.
Now, if you doubt that, don't take my word for it.
China has vowed to fight until the very end.
Do you know what that means against the US?
If the US overlooks the interests of the two countries and the international community and is determined to fight a tariff and a trade war, China's response will continue to the end.
Next one, please.
Now, what does the end mean?
Remember, last month, China's foreign ministry said on X, if a war is what the U.S. wants, be it a tariff war, a trade war, or any other type of war, we're ready to fight till the end.
They've told you.
They've given you the blueprint.
Some tariffs kind of seem like we're getting out easy at this point, doesn't it?
Yeah. It doesn't seem like, I mean, there's a bit of a trap that we're kind of all heading into with this, that China doesn't have any kind of an off-ramp.
Based on what they're saying right now, we're going to fight to the end.
I didn't realize the X-Post had that as well.
I knew they would say any kind of war you want, but they're like, oh, we're ready to fight to the end.
Okay. That's the posturing that's going on right now.
Right. Hopefully, and I think Donald Trump knows how to do this, he gives them an off-ramp that helps them save face and we avoid the war, but we correct the economic problem.
I hope we do, but we don't have an off-ramp.
No. Unless we correct the economic problem.
No, absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
That's the issue.
There is no off-ramp.
From the direction we are headed right now, unless something changes.
And the media has half the public believing that the tariffs are going to cause an actual war.
Just the opposite.
And they're coming out in parks and droves.
It could happen, but it's not happening because of the tariffs.
It's happening because it was going to happen anyway.
There's never been a point in human history, aside from maybe the Cold War, where you have a world economic superpower and another one coming up with fundamentally different values, and they don't clash.
The Greeks, the Romans, the Persians, the Ottomans, the Mongolians.
It's human nature.
And China absolutely and expressly, they state they hate everything that we're about and they want to use our systems to subvert and destroy our economic systems.
This is the government of Mao.
I'm not a war hawk.
This is not me pulling a McConnell or a Ukraine.
I'm saying to avoid war, we have to uncouple from China.
So yesterday, for those of you who missed it, The tariffs from President Trump became official, I guess today, midnight, including 104%, a massive rate on China.
I just spoke to the president about this, and he believes that China wants to make a deal with the United States.
He believes China has to make a deal with the United States.
It was a mistake for China to retaliate.
The president, when America is punched, he punches back harder.
That's why there will be 104% tariffs going into effect on China tonight at midnight.
But the president believes that Xi and China want to make a deal.
They just don't know how to get that started.
And the president also wanted me to tell all of you that if China reaches out to make a deal, he'll...
She is a tiny package of dynamite, and if I was Donald Trump, I would send her in to negotiate because she'd still be larger than the Chinese ambassador.
Such a big lady!
You have such a big lady!
No, no, no, she's actually about average.
Oh, no!
Do I have this right?
The Chinese president wants to be referred to as she, his pronoun.
She, Xi Jinping.
She? I will also accept they, them.
So, this might sound like a lot, 104%.
And also, I want to be clear about this, too.
People will point to Donald Trump as a hypocrite.
They'll point to business folks as hypocrites and go, well, Trump ties were made in China.
Well, look at these business owners who have their stuff manufactured in China.
In many cases, there is no ability outside of that because our current economic system is predicated on cheap labor from China.
We've talked about this with mugs.
We can get them painted.
There's no one who can meet capacity.
So I would actually see that as a virtue.
Someone who would stand to benefit from cheap labor, like Donald Trump or like Kevin O'Leary, who we'll get to, is saying this is not sustainable.
We have to do it this way now, but we don't want to.
104% sounds like a lot.
I love this guy.
they don't play by the rules they've been in the wto for decades they have never abided by any
Pause. Is he talking to a Chinese carp?
No, I was going to say, that's a Down syndrome guy.
It looks like a Chaz Bono St. Jude's.
He's got a touch of mongloid in him.
All right, let's continue watching.
Kevin, I'm listening intently.
That technology, they steal it, they manufacture it, sell it back here.
Never has an administration...
Does Americans stand 400% tariffs?
What would that look like?
I want Xi on an airplane...
To Washington, to level the playing field.
This is not about tariffs anymore.
That's right.
Nobody has taken on China yet, not the Europeans, no administration for decades.
As someone who actually does business there, I've had enough.
And I know people will say, oh, he's a hypocrite because you've watched him on Shark Tank.
Sure. But this is why it matters.
Someone is saying, hey, we should have a 400% tariff on China, and it's the same guy.
Who you've seen say things like this.
You said before that you wouldn't consider...
I'm not going to consider.
I'm just saying we wouldn't be able to.
Let's just test that for a moment.
Let's just say for a sec that a manufacturer in Asia could make it for $150 in quantities of, let's say, $1,000.
That'd put you in business right now, my friend.
You'd be in business with a distributor that you're not doing any business with right now.
And yet you're saying no to that.
Why? I believe I can make it.
I know I can.
Donnie, you can't solve the problem we're talking about here.
One man can't do it.
I'm talking about the problem of getting it done offshore.
There's a reason that's happening.
And there's a reason that a lot of the furniture manufacturers are coming back.
Yeah, but you know, to say that the quality is bad everywhere offshore is wrong.
Of course.
And so, I'm kind of stuck here.
He understands the systems that exist.
We talked about cigars.
Okay, cigars in Cuba.
Let me ask you this.
We are very much, at this point, we are reliant, for example, on China, not just for rare earth minerals, but really, we don't have the ability to process them.
Okay. There's been a discovery recently.
I can't remember if it's cobalt or lithium, salt and sea.
There's nothing else there.
It's awful.
It's like hell on earth.
Where is it?
Salton Sea, right outside, kind of between Palm Desert and Los Angeles.
Oh, okay.
Used to have a yacht club there, and Barack Obama, during the stimulus package, pumped about $7 million into a yacht club that hadn't existed for decades.
It just smells like death.
It's dried up.
It smells like sulfur.
There's a hobo town called Slab City.
We could use it for lithium.
We could use it for whatever rare earth minerals, and put the processing facilities right there.
Well, we can't because there's likely some kind of eco-regulations that don't...
You don't think that we could make that cheaper to use resources from our own place that is being used for nothing else in the Salton Sea with plenty of land to set up the processing facilities?
You don't think we can make that more efficient than importing it from China or taking minerals from another country, rare earth metals, sending them to China to be processed?
We could do it all right here.
No one is doing it because it's impossible.
And again, the regulations are predicated on the idea of, well, no one will do it here because it's cheaper in China.
Because you have made it cost prohibitive.
Yeah. I want to go back to Kevin O'Leary's point because his point is the overall point and people are missing this.
We're slowly heading towards an inevitable death in this country if we don't address this problem.
You brought up the example of Russia in a Cold War.
The reason it's different is because when we were going against Russia, our businesses weren't tied economically to Russia.
We didn't have corporations going out there and doing the bidding of the Chinese party, essentially, to curry favor and to make sure they had favorable agreements.
We do have that now.
And that is the difference.
We are having to uncouple that.
And that's where this game is going to be fought is information and trying to put out propaganda.
I just use that as an example, yes, because China controls 90% of the rare earth processing and they just put some export controls in the United States.
Wouldn't it be nice for us to be able to say, alright, fine, we're going to go to this piece of crap plot of land, the Salton Sea, or wherever it is that we could actually mine, we could hopefully have some kind of new discovery expedition to see what reserves we have and create our own processing,
create our own refining facilities.
But instead we go, oh my god!
This is horrible!
We have to play ball with China.
Really? That's your answer?
And where were we getting our medicine during COVID?
Right. There was a shortage across the board.
They're making our medicine.
Gee, how could that get us in a pickle in the future?
Exactly. Look, I get it.
It sucks, but this is not the same as inflation that you saw as a result of government policy trying to purchase votes and orchestrating a lockdown.
If we do, and we likely will see some kind of inflation or increased cost of goods and services.
It's to avoid a real war.
That's the path that we're on.
He painted a really good picture there.
It wasn't just about tariffs.
He was describing their character, how they steal patents, how they make stuff, sell it back to us.
He was trying to define for the American people, even though he's Canadian, what these people are like, and it matters.
This is a way to kind of keep them and get them in a place where they can play fair.
At least pretend to play fair.
And the number of the tariff doesn't matter.
Here we have China.
Additional 50%?
Yeah. On top of what?
On top of what already?
Yeah. 54. So it's 104% total.
It depended on the industry.
Some industries were 36, some were...
Well, theirs is probably at least that, because it's on top of already.
Right. And noodles, you had something?
Yeah, research sent in two things.
First off, it was $540 billion worth of lithium discovered in the Salton Sea.
That's a lot of nuts!
And then the inevitability of this clash you were referring to, you even mentioned Greece.
It's called the Thucydides Trap.
It's a deadly pattern of structural stress that results I don't really need an abstract.
I don't really need an abstract on that.
It's like, oh wait, someone's coming up and wants your shit?
Got it.
These conditions have occurred 16 times in history.
War broke out in 12 of them.
No, it's occurred far more than that.
It's pretty much been every war.
A war over resources.
Someone developing into a problem.
You could even relate it to the tribes here in North America.
The Algonquins and the Iroquois.
One of them was nomadic.
One of them was sedentary.
I don't really care because we beat them.
They didn't use the wheel.
So this comes down to who in this war, trade war, blinks first.
Right? And again, this is all posturing to avoid a real war.
The Chinese side, they're confident that America is going to back down.
How can you tell if they're blinking?
It's exceedingly difficult.
You ever have an Asian lady wink at you?
Is that a pass?
Yeah, exactly.
They do think that we're going to blink first and just watch Einar Tangen talk about this from the set of The Frighteners.
A lot of people who elected Donald Trump because they thought he could control prices will be calling for his head.
This is what's so odd.
I mean, the idea is that...
Trump is trying to bluff somebody, but they've seen his hand.
And China is calling it.
They are absolutely resolved.
They've seen his backhand.
I hope so.
What, did the CCP send you out to do that?
They've seen our hand?
Yes, our hand is that we control consumption in the world right now.
So if you don't have us, good luck.
By the way, going back to Cuba, you know one of their main trading partners?
China. Oh, why?
If communism worked...
Why would our sanctions, why would our embargoes with Cuba affect them at all?
They've had Russia, they've had China, and they still have taxicabs from the 1950s.
Because China is a cheap goods economy.
It cannot provide the bedrock for an industrial, for a technological, for an innovative revolution in Cuba.
They can't.
If the United States, well if Cuba of course got rid of their communist regime, if the United States opened up to Cuba, I mean within two years.
Within two years, they could be brought into the new world.
That's the power of the United States.
China? Huge population.
Huge country.
Huge economy.
They can pull no one else out from poverty.
It's not possible.
So even if you hate the United States, do you want the rest of the world to look like the slave class of China?
Or would you like to see, for example, Cuba divest from China and say, okay, come on in.
Now you have new...
Imagine Cuba tomorrow.
Okay, you can have cars finally.
Okay, you can get soap.
Okay, you can get basic goods that we take for granted here in the United States.
They've had China for a long time.
Hey, two communists of a feather.
Doesn't seem to work out.
That's something that people just fail to realize.
If China becomes a superpower, they not only can't pull countries out of poverty, they will plunge every country they possibly can into poverty in the name of their great Maoist ideal.
So this man here...
He says, ah, China's in charge, and I don't even know what he's saying.
I know that President Trump's team begs to differ.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have breaking news.
That's what's going to happen.
What other presidents allow China to get away with is absolutely criminal, but I'm not like the other presidents.
It's not going to happen under President Trump.
It's just not going to happen.
Maria, I think it's unfortunate that the Chinese actually don't want to come and negotiate because they are the worst offenders in the international trading system.
They have the most imbalanced economy in the history of the modern world.
And I can tell you that this escalation is a loser for them.
I'm telling you, these countries are calling us up, kissing my ass.
They are dying to make a deal.
Please, please, sir, make a deal.
I'll do anything.
I'll do anything, sir.
And then I'll see some rebel Republican, you know, some guy that wants to grandstand, say, I think the Congress should take over negotiations.
Let me tell you, you don't negotiate like I do.
By the way, I love that his voice is like the black comedian's white guy voice.
Well, I don't think we should negotiate.
The bottom line in all this is...
There's not a country out there...
I mean, they need us!
Every country out there needs us, including China, more than we need them.
Just say that, but of course they...
And you know what?
We're not going to be there for any of these other countries if we're dependent on China, and they decide to pull the rug out from under us, which is their plan!
They've said so!
The rug's not even made in China.
It's made in Iran.
Remember that when people said Persian rugs were good investments?
Turns out that was a crock.
Boy, I lost a leg on that one.
Yeah, me too on Beanie Babies and Pogs.
I'm not like other presidents.
Jeff's dad lets him play ball in the house.
I'm not like Jeff's dad.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm different.
Jeff's dad's head comes to a point.
That's right.
Not like those other parents.
Jeff's dad's...
Look, a lot of people say this.
They say he's a bitch.
I say...
I can't believe they say, whoa, what a bitch.
His mom sleeps around.
She does?
We're not even sure that Jeff's dad is frankly Jeff's dad.
Like those two lesbians with IUDs.
Can't figure it out.
Can't figure it out.
It was a troll.
It was a troll.
So instead of worrying, it was a troll?
Yeah. Oh, okay.
Admonish us.
I'm admonishing research.
No, look, my name's on the ledger.
I thought it was, but someone told me.
The lesbians were a troll?
The lesbians were a troll.
Oh. That's the thing.
I was sure that they were.
We're all up in arms.
Oh, come on, guys.
Is that AI, that face?
Now, if I were a cop, I'd be like, whoa, see, the point remains because you can't tell reality from true, but we should have done better.
Well, how do you figure it out?
It's very difficult.
They say this is a troll account, and you go, oh, yeah.
I always comment on shit, and then people are like, do you realize that was a troll?
I don't give a shit.
I'm still unloading.
That's a good comment.
I'm looking for a reason.
I've got high blood pressure.
I need this.
You can't swim with pigs every day.
Instead of worrying about defeating China, though, Stephen Colbert, well, I should say, instead of worrying about defeating China, Or writing jokes.
Stephen Colbert is focused on Nintendos and iPhones or something.
The tariffs are already hitting America right in the joystick because gamers were supposed to be able to order Nintendo's Switch 2 starting tomorrow, but now Nintendo has delayed Switch 2 pre-orders in the United States over the Trump tariffs.
What? I need my Nintendo.
What am I supposed to do without our new Mario game?
Take a bunch of mushrooms and jump on turtles in real life?
Maybe, right?
Jokes? That's what got me banned from the petting zoo.
104% Chinese tariffs are going to make everything more expensive.
iPhones, laptops, those wonderful knock-off toys you can find only at the gas station, like new-style Ninja Tortoise, Trayer Fomos, and my personal favorite, Special Man.
That's funny, but you didn't write it.
China will never accept it.
Oh, no.
Now we're in a trade war with China.
Save us, special man!
Here's the thing.
He's so bad at writing comedy that I don't know what he's trying to say.
It sounds like he's saying, oh, no, we're in a trade war with China, as though that's a good thing.
Like, he's being sarcastic.
It's like he didn't study presenting a point of view because he doesn't actually have one.
Everything is inauthentic.
Sorry, leftists.
Look, not everything goes as planned, especially when you're dealing with a communist dictatorship.
Unexpected events come up, even when you're having Just your morning cup of coffee.
What's up, man?
Oh, not much.
Just having my morning cup of Joe.
This is disgusting!
Try the other one.
That one's for Sam.
Try the other pot.
Oh, okay.
Alright. I'll give this a try.
You're not tricking me, are you?
No, no, no.
Trust me.
Oh my gosh, this is delicious.
What is this?
That's 1775 Coffee.
Bolivian grown, Florida roasted, and they believe in freedom of speech.
I think I just found my new favorite.
If you go to 1775coffee.com slash Crowder and enter in promo code Crowder, you get 15% off of your first order.
15%?
Are you serious?
15%. I'm going to go place an order right now.
Glad I could help.
1775.
1775coffee.com slash Crowder.
Use the promo code Crowder to get 15% off.
And I guess there's also a contest going on right now?
There's another deal here.
So you get $250 worth of 1775 coffee plus exclusive gear for only $99 with a bundle that they're selling.
Oh, they have the longevity ball.
It's like mushroom coffee and protein creamer.
And I will tell you guys, look.
This Peaberry is awesome.
They sell them in 16-ounce bags.
They're fresh roasted, and they don't actually give your money to people who hate you, which is more than we can say for a lot of other coffee companies out there that try and pander.
By the way, I don't even normally like coffee, but it tasted pretty good.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, that's because I mixed mine with some Coke Zero.
So you're getting a nice stomach bile.
It was a blend.
I just needed a mister of coffee.
Who knew?
Yeah, exactly.
I like how you little...
Sponsor plugs are funnier than Colbert's monologue.
The funniest part of his monologue is just an actual toy that exists.
You can see it.
People are laughing.
They're laughing not at what he writes.
No. But an actual for sale item.
He's a spokesman for the DNC under the guise of a late night talk show.
It's creepy.
It could be coming from a Democratic Senate to that garbage.
It's just about as funny as pediatric cancer.
This is a broad umbrella term for all of the funny cancers that befall young children.
He has cancer of the funny bone is what he has.
I think you're better than that.
No, he's talking about it.
I just did a great reference, you ass.
See, I told you you were better than that.
Gerald sometimes doesn't live in reality, which brings us to our next segment.
I love Gerald.
The left versus reality.
We're going to do this as an ongoing segment, but today we want to spend some time on Nature Edition.
You know, if you want to understand how to best conserve, for example, a species or certain environments, we kind of know how to do that now.
Hand it over to hunters.
Because they have a vested interest, for example, in maintaining healthy deer, elk populations.
They don't just want to go out and dump a bunch of red paint on your fur coat.
And when you look at a lot of the environmental regulations, the intrusions that are designed to solve a problem, there are many examples where we've tried to play God and have made it worse.
So as a jumping off point, not that this is a catastrophe, but it's potentially a minor screw-up, this week, Colossal Biosciences, they introduced what they claim were the first ever de-extinct species, these dire wolf pups,
to the world.
The howl of a dire wolf hasn't been heard on planet Earth for more than 10,000 years.
That's because the species is extinct.
Or was.
Colossal Biosciences is a Dallas-based company that's using genetic engineering to de-extinct long-gone species.
It became abundantly clear that we need new tools and technologies for conservation.
And so we thought this was a really cool way that we could create value.
Yeah! Bring back an extinct species and release it into the wild.
What could possibly go wrong?
It's not like we've seen this film literally a hundred times.
There's some mayor saying, oh, by God, this is going to increase tourism here.
They're going to see some direwolves.
You can't do that!
Stop playing God, man!
How does it end?
Take a guess.
But before we get to that, there's a debate.
Are these pups really direwolves?
You have on one hand people saying yes, namely the company.
They said that they used technologies that included harvesting ancient DNA, rewriting genetic code to create what they claim is a direwolf.
Here it is explained by the Rosie O'Donnell after photo.
We extracted DNA from two fossils that we knew from previous work had some amount of preserved ancient DNA.
One was a 13,000 year old bone and the other was a 72,000 year old bone, an inner ear bone.
We were able to generate
Two dire wolf genome sequences from that.
Using this knowledge, Colossal then made 20 modifications to 14 genes in the DNA of common gray wolf cells.
Man, that shit's boring.
Someone kill something!
I wish I were extinct.
The dire wolf's white coat, large size, characteristic vocalizations like that howling you heard at the beginning of the story, and more.
And it's a virtual killing machine.
Is the remaining more interesting?
Yes. Because you'll make it boring by saying it.
It's like they see it as a virtue to be boring when you're around these people.
Like, no, no, we don't want any showmanship or anything that could possibly generate interest among the general public.
It's like those NPR voices.
Yes, exactly.
You're literally talking about what could be Jurassic Park and you're making it uninteresting.
I know.
It's either going to kill all of us or be a complete flop.
Either way, interesting.
Show us a walking stick, some saps, someone getting torn apart in a porta potty, anything.
The guy's got the charisma.
Nature finds a way.
We've got some wolves coming back.
They're 60 million years old.
I'm Todd Barry.
You have people on the no side.
A lot of people saying these are just gray wolves with a few gene edits.
There's a famous doctor out there who's, I guess, Hey, I care about the Earth.
Therefore, they have the moral high ground.
We see it, for example, with smart cars.
Or, sorry, electric cars in some cases.
Like, this is better for the environment.
Okay, until we realize that these batteries require minerals from the Earth that come from slave labor countries.
The energy that goes into it is far more energy-intensive, slave labor-intensive than, for example, just getting a gasoline car.
And these are giant, non-recyclable batteries that go into the Earth and stay there forever.
There are consequences.
Remember Cash for Clunkers?
The idea was, oh, let's make the roads more environmentally friendly.
So rather than driving old cars into the ground, we
people to trade them in to be destroyed so they could use that money to purchase new cars that have to be manufactured, again, largely through slave labor and energy intensive means.
By the way, download the app.
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Now, keep in mind, before we move on, I want to give you a few examples of where environmental intervention has screwed up.
But this company, Colossal, they're the same company on the case trying to revive the woolly mammoth.
Why? I get that it's cool.
I understand that it's cool.
But again, do you understand the catastrophe that could take place if you bring back a woolly mammoth and just say, well, let's just let the cards fall where they may.
Do we really need woolly mammoths?
Right now, a lot of Americans, right, they're having to ratchet down their belt, they're having to be careful, they're having to make some cutbacks.
You want to bring back the woolly mammoth?
At what point is it not seen as a necessity?
Let me make the case here.
There are some things that nature has created that were a mistake.
There are many species.
You know, you talk about the dodo bird, the woolly mammoth, Rosie O'Donnell.
Mosquitoes. Mosquitoes.
They're annoying.
Although they do feed fish.
I understand that.
Nature's worst...
Do we need Snake Island?
So for people who don't know, we've talked about...
Snake Island is an island off the coast of Brazil.
It's about 110 acres.
There's one snake per square meter.
On the island.
There are some, by the way, snakes that only exist on this island itself.
We have to preserve this ecosystem, otherwise it could disrupt the other ecosystem to which it has no connection.
It is an island where if we wipe it out tomorrow, it would only affect the ecosystem of that island.
They have flying snakes.
They have the golden lancehead pit viper.
One bite is fatal.
We have an island full of snakes.
My point here is we need the woolly mammoth about as much as we need Snake Island.
When it's time to get away, to leave the hustle and bustle of everyday life, to abandon your worries at the door, there's a place that beckons off golden coasts of Sao Paulo with open arms in Snake Island.
Sandy beaches and miles of coastline with not another human in sight.
Snake Island, an actual place, averaging at least one deadly snake per square meter, crawling with Mother Earth's most evil creatures.
Venomous snakes, flying snakes, snakes that hunt in packs.
It is literally filled to the brim with deadly snakes.
It's a place that leaves you grateful.
For all the modern day basic bitch white guy problems you have at home, should you ever make it back alive?
So pack your Depends and book your travel today and prepare to ask yourself, why the hell don't we just nuke Snake Island?
Your trip begins at the gates of hell.
It's a thing.
It shouldn't be.
Snake Island is a thing.
I know you'll say I'm being insensitive.
I don't care.
I really don't care.
Let me give you some examples.
References are always available.
Oh, sorry, Nick, you were about to say something.
What's more dangerous, being caught in Snake Island or Epstein Island?
Well, I guess it depends on my age and gender.
Is Bill Clinton there?
Yeah. Even then, I'd still take my chances on Epstein Island.
I would still take my chances.
I'd rather end up being someone's blood bag than have to face...
Flying snakes.
Yeah, that was a creep.
I didn't know those existed.
I thought you were just kidding.
Yeah, no, it's the old blood transfusions.
Actually, Johnny Boy knew a guy who got a blood transfusion in a hospital.
He was in his, I think, 70s or 80s.
He'll tell the story.
Got a blood transfusion from a younger guy.
His gray hair went away.
What? Yeah.
All of a sudden, it fell off.
It's just for men, actually.
Right after it.
Well, that could be.
Now that I think about it.
His gray hair went away, but he lost two legs and an arm.
It's the life budget.
Elvis in a wheelchair.
So they always just assume, hey, we can be a net positive.
The left always assumes, or these environmentalists, they assume that we are always accidentally a net negative to the environment by creating houses, driving cars.
But when deliberately intervening in the course of nature, it's...
It's deliberately a net positive.
Let me give you some examples where that's not the case.
Wolves! Since we're talking about dire wolves.
1974, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service officially declared gray wolves as an endangered species.
So there was a conservation effort to reintroduce wolves across North America.
Okay, that happened through the 90s.
There are unintended consequences.
In this case, moose!
Moose populations declined by up to 90%.
Jeez. And elk up to 80%.
Now, it's not just due to wolves, but if you search, Google, croc, moose, their top predator?
Wolves! I'm sure it has something to do with it, but the environmentalists will never tell you that.
They'll say, oh, it's some kind of a tick.
Okay, did they exist pre-moose boon?
Yes, it did.
There are unintended consequences.
And the craziest thing is in Michigan there was a vote on a wolf hunt because people in the Upper Peninsula were having problems with wolves and it was voted down by hipsters in Detroit.
They should have no vote in the wolf hunt.
Seems like a county issue.
It really does.
They're going, well, if you get rid of the wolves, then we'll have more coyotes.
And the people in Northern Michigan are going, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're more concerned with the wolf problem right now.
We'll deal with the coyotes.
We don't want black people getting rid of their pit bulls and replacing them with wolves.
For the love of God, man.
Have you tried to drown a wolf in a bathtub when it loses a fight?
It's incredibly difficult.
Oh my God.
You've got to throw the toaster in it.
Well, you actually had a story.
Remember, you were on a film set and there was a Native American, I believe, like wolf trainer.
He was a wolf expert.
He was a stunt guy who had a little side hustle where he would lease out male timber wolves to the movie industry, and he had this giant roster of Native Americans for extras, and that was his business.
What? Talk about a niche.
Today, hold on, I only have Sitting Bear, Walking Duck, and Carl.
His pinnacle was Last of the Mohicans.
Now he was known as the go-to guy if he needed Native American extras.
And wolves.
And he had a wolf, a male timber wolf, in the back of his truck, chained up, and everyone was petting this thing.
150-pound was a beautiful animal.
Why would you pet it, though?
Yeah. He fed it from his mouth as a puppy.
And this thing totally trusted him, and he had some amazing stories.
Well, he said at two years, they would always attack him, challenge him, right?
At two years, a male timber wolf doesn't even know this consciously.
They have to challenge the alpha.
It's going to happen.
I saw an interview with that guy.
He's missing half a snow.
That's right, yeah.
And he was challenged.
He said when it came on him, he was in a hotel room and business picked up.
He said he was in a hotel room.
Hotel room?
Yeah. With his wolf.
They allowed pets.
Yes, we do have a $50 dog deposit.
Oh my God!
My wolf wants to know, is there a continental breakfast?
No, he said the room was trashed and he had to beat down the challenge and he said when he got it off the ground, lifted it up and it submitted because it can't do that to you.
So it totally...
Yeah. Like an old UFC fighter.
French kiss it with French toast in his mouth?
Here's the interesting thing.
If he ever shows weakness, ever, the challenge comes again.
Because the alpha has shown.
Are we talking about the Native Americans?
This guy was full-blooded mohawk.
I just couldn't live on those pins and needles.
You're afraid that you're going to stab your toe like, ow!
And your whole life comes unglued.
You like the Brian song, you're crying?
Son of a wolf is tearing a vein out of your neck.
I just hurt my back telling that joke.
I'm freaking old to mind.
Are you okay?
They won't let me punch.
But if he was ever doing stunt work, He had to put the wolf away, sequester the wolf away, because if, you know, it's play fighting, it doesn't know it.
If this guy takes a hit, shows any weakness in a stunt routine, when he gets home, the challenge comes again.
What happens at the Waffle House?
You show any weakness during breakfast, you get fucking stabbed.
And I asked him, I said, if I came over to your house...
Would this thing attack me?
He said, no, it's not like a dog.
It wouldn't attack you.
It would look to me to see if I was accepting you into the den.
And then it would love you and be all over you and you'd be fine.
But if you came in aggressively, it would eat you.
It would consume you.
It wouldn't bite you like a dog.
It would eat you.
Well, that's the same with monkeys.
I was on a Louis C.K. show.
They had a monkey on the set.
Not long after that lady got her face chewed off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was scared shit.
I was supposed to be in the scene, and I wouldn't.
No? And the guy said, the trainer who was taking care of the monkey, yeah, he's sensing that you're a little, and I go, what does that mean?
Well, he might get a little, I'm quoting, he might get a little nuts.
Yeah, but in layman's terms.
Might get a little nuts.
I go, what are you shitting me?
And everybody else is petting it and stuff.
I wouldn't get married.
No, monkeys freak me out.
I saw that Asian...
So if the wolf has to defend the place...
Another challenge is coming, because the alpha showed weakness.
What would he do with a Girl Scout ringing the doorbell?
Leave the Samoas.
I can't corroborate that, but that's what the man told me.
Hey, anyone out there who's a wolf expert, tell me if that checks out.
But I can tell you that the wolf population and moose, that's an issue.
When does this become mutual of Omaha's wild kingdom?
This is one of my favorite episodes.
Let's move on to bears.
Bears! Proof!
That God likes to have a little fun.
The only animal that consumes you alive with complete disregard.
A lion bites you so you bleed out because it doesn't want to fight.
A jaguar crushes your skull, drags you into the tree.
The bear burrows through your body cavity while you are alive because it has no other predator that could challenge it.
It's just a non-issue.
It's my favorite animal on the planet.
So there are over 500,000 brown and black bears in the United States.
Too many.
D-E-I.
They were hunted to near extinction.
Okay, that's a problem.
At one point in time.
Alright. Then you had bears being reintroduced to the United States.
They regained, I think this is more so black bears, but we did the same thing with grizzlies.
60% of their former range.
Now you have the brown bear population, for example, just exploding in states like Wyoming because of some conservation efforts.
So, unintended consequences.
Now you have to decide if you line up on team human being or team animal because they'll always blame people.
Well, actually, it's your fault for being attacked by a bear because you live in a house.
So, the unintended consequences?
Well, now bears have run into far more conflicts with human beings.
Here you go, feminists.
Come on, get up.
Hey, you guys, you got clock bars.
Is it going through TSA?
How'd that sound?
Did that sound like the first line to...
Gotta resolve that cord.
So, obviously, we want to make sure that there are bear-resistant containers out there for people to put their trash into.
It looks like if Jim Gaffigan was a monk.
But we want to make sure that can is bear-resistant enough.
He's swelling from...
Is that a child's car seat?
Yeah, the baby gun.
My lord.
Watch this.
Oh my god.
Playing with the inflatable?
You okay?
And here's the thing, by the way, since...
I believe in the last few years, in 2022, I know there were 46,000.
We've seen a 2.1 times increase from 2015 as far as human and black bear encounters.
Now, here's something else.
We're also seeing more fatalities from brown bears across the country.
And they will blame people.
But you see more bear interaction where people haven't necessarily expanded their territory, right?
People live in towns.
We're human beings.
So again, the solution is eliminate all people because if a bear finds out they can get free food from the trash, it's done.
You can relocate them.
They're going to go back to the free food because they're designed to survive.
They're not trying to thrive.
Why would they go try and hunt for fish?
Why would they go scavenge for food if they know there's free food in the trash?
So the consequence is more people get attacked at this point.
There's less hunting.
And it's your fault.
We just need to eliminate cities and we need to eliminate human beings from the area.
Because it's the bear's land.
We're just renting it.
Here's the funniest one to me.
Mountain lions.
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We'll send you on over to Tim Pool today, who no doubt is talking about the tariffs.
But Mountain Lions.
Okay. So...
There was a big movement for conservation for mountain lions.
Even though they're not considered an endangered species.
But here's what's funny about mountain lions.
This is a perfect example of how privileged, largely white people trying to save the earth can't.
If you preserve mountain lions, if you say, okay, we're going to introduce more mountain lions.
We're going to make sure that you don't hunt mountain lions.
You end up with fewer mountain lions.
Because mountain lions are incredibly territorial.
One male mountain lion has a hunting radius that is 100 miles and it will allow no male mountain lions.
She's like, hey, we're going to introduce him.
This guy's like, crap!
I've got to kill more mountain lions.
Another lesson on borders.
Yeah, exactly.
There's a mountain lion in a MAGA hat saying build a wall.
There's nothing you can do.
If you kill mountain lions, we'll fear mountain lions.
If you preserve mountain lions, the mountain lions are going to kill them and you end up with the same amount of mountain lions.
They will allow no other male mountain lions in their territory.
They'll allow a female mountain lion in exclusively to mate and then immediately kick them back out.
So I guess mountain lions aren't all wrong.
Ha ha ha ha.
I love that.
What if they get thumbs?
Oh my God.
Was that a menthol?
Life finds a way.
That's life.
That's racist.
Puncture in an elevator.
Can we bring that up again?
That's one of my favorite Photoshop's ever.
That really is well done.
Holy me.
That's me watching the game.
Is the wife.
Come back and I'll kill your boyfriend.
Here's another one.
Seals. So it was a huge conservation effort.
Again, all references available.
There was a reason.
There was overfishing, seals, we get it.
Same thing with whales.
We needed their fat to light our lamps and then we moved on to oil, but now we're not supposed to use that.
So there was a conservation effort for seals.
So the population quadrupled since the 1970s.
And what are the unintended consequences?
Far more sharks.
Far more sharks.
Because there are more seals.
So then the sharks go, hey, there's more food.
And the seals are often on shore, so the sharks start coming into shore.
For example, in Cape Cod, they saw interactions or detections of sharks increase by 15 times.
There were three attacks in the entire 20th century in Massachusetts.
Since 2012, there have been five.
And four of those at Dunkin' Donuts.
Yes, exactly.
You know, Amity means friendship.
Yes, it does.
Close those beaches.
At least there's always a mayor.
So here's the thing.
I get it.
I understand you don't want no seals.
Sure, but it also disrupted the ecosystem as far as more sharks, more seals, we'll get to that.
But again, if you are on the side of human beings, you also understand, hey, far more, like it's a five-time increase here or a 15-time increase.
Maybe there's a split the difference.
You had people in a town, I believe it was Cape Cod or a surrounding town.
There was a documentary, I think, Great White Summer.
I highly recommend you go and watch it, where the townspeople are talking to a city council.
They have some ecologists or they have some conservationists there.
Got a name, Quint.
And the people who all sound like they're all part of the Kennedy family.
Yes. Like, I'm not concerned about the sharks.
Bobby's out there and he can't swim in the bay.
Here's actually, I believe, a clip of one of these.
I'm curious if you're aware of any studies that have looked at the impact of seals and sharks beyond just the commercial fishing.
I mean, I'm aware of neighbors that are moving away, people that are not here to vacation anymore because of the sharks.
I don't know, I can't give you any quantitative figures, and you can add to this what you know of anymore, but there's lots of other areas that have thriving economies where there are also sharks and seals, like in parts of Florida, parts of California.
I don't think those places have the trajectory of sharks that we have here.
I think the trajectory and the future is where there's grave concern.
People are not coming back.
People are not coming back.
People are being attacked.
They're concerned.
But it doesn't matter because something, something, something, the environment, we need more seals, we need more sharks.
Here's something else, an unintended consequence.
Seals, right, we wanted to stop overfishing, but then we preserved the seals.
So I don't know if you know this, seals eat fish.
So in some cases, the seals have hurt some of the fish populations and certainly the lobster populations.
But the biggest factor impacting us is the seal population here.
We used to be able to go anywhere from about 8 miles to 25 miles out to go catch codfish.
But over the past 10 years, the seal population has decimated the inshore fishery.
So what used to be a thriving fishery close to home, we now have to travel anywhere from 50 to 125 miles to really be successful at catching codfish.
And I don't care about sharks.
I'd be totally fine if we had none of them left and I don't think anyone would miss them.
I remember the good old days when I was missing half a hamstring out here surfing.
Which brings me to five animals that absolutely should be extinct according to yours truly.
It's a new segment.
Cradders Top 5.
You know it ain't no lie It's Crowder's Top 5
This week, top five species that should be extinct.
Number five.
Anything on Snake Island.
Anything on Snake Island should be extinct.
And then numbers four through one, just spider, spider, spider, spider, spider, spider, spider,
This has been this week's Top 5. You know it ain't no lie.
It's Crowder's Top 5. It's Crowder's Top 5. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
That picked up.
Yeah, there you go.
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The only people that are crying are the mediocre white boys.
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