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March 28, 2025 - Louder with Crowder

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Did Ezra Klein Red Pill Jon Stewart & JD Vance Initiates Greenland Takeover

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	And welcome, Bongino Army and Vince viewers.
	And Vince, of course, comes from all the romance languages, come from Latin, which in his native tongue means could be Middle Eastern.
	And we have a lot to get to today.
	Jon Stewart was unknowingly red-pilled yesterday by none other than Ezra Klein of Vox.
	I know it sounds hard to believe, but we'll get into it.
	We're saying the same thing.
	Also, Greenland, we should have it.
	We should take it over militarily or purchase it, and we'll go through the history of Greenland, why there are a bunch of ungrateful little pissants complaining about the Vances, and why they should honestly count their blessings instead of sheep, that we don't just go over and take it.
	And I'll make the case.
	Also, Jeremy from the quartering part of the lineup is going to be on to discuss the Wisconsin Supreme Court.
	I know pretty much nothing about it because I don't pay a whole lot of attention to Wisconsin.
	They're largely drunks.
	But he does.
	Let's get to it.
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	Nope, can't say censor.
	It's borderline content.
	Well, on Rumble we definitely don't kick it.
	Can't say kick.
	Doesn't even make any sense.
	You're full of sh--I get the appeal of that, actually.
	Could I try it?
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	Is it just-- Just the button up.
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	where are you?
	Rumble Live, where are you?
	It's good, but for some reason my mug smells like ketchup.
	Huh? I have no idea why.
	Did you get the ketchup mug?
	Oh yeah, I was eating meatloaf out of that.
	Oh, that makes sense.
	Sorry. Also, a horrible recipe for meatloaf.
	Just put together some beef and throw ketchup on it.
	It's the French-Canadian way.
	Seasoned ketchup.
	Question for you.
	If you had $42 billion, what would you spend it on?
	I would spend it on a water slide from my bedroom to a pool and a garbage can full of ice cream.
	What would you do with the rest of the money, though?
	That remains to be seen.
	That remains to be seen.
	You have to keep filling up the garbage can of ice cream.
	It's a daily purchase.
	It melts, obviously.
	You've got to save up for a lifetime of ice cream.
	The rest of it, I'd probably put it in index fund, be responsible.
	But I would have that giant recycling bin full of ice cream.
	Okay, fine.
	You know what?
	We need to admonish you, though.
	What did I do?
	You said 9 p.m. to 5 p.m.
	Oh, I didn't say a.m.?
	You didn't say 9 a.m.
	Well, the joke's on you because I was having a rough morning and I needed some admonishment.
	Hit me, tool.
	Get me off the screen.
	You just said 5 p.m.
	He said 4 p.m.
	Wow, Gerald.
	That is a joint shared admonishment.
	For those of you who are new, welcome, by the way, Vince Evita, Dan Bongino Army, who's out there doing the Lord's work with the FBI.
	We provide all of our references publicly every single show, and if we get anything wrong, anyone in this room can call us on it and admonish us.
	The problem is...
	We're so perverse, we like it, so it's not really a problem.
	If anything, it's one of the perks.
	Kind of want it.
	Captain Morgan is here, CEO.
	Thank you, sir.
	Appreciate the admonishment.
	Always keeping my feet to the fire.
	You know that well, because the fires of hell are often flickering at your soul.
	And not underscore Firestein on X, Mr. Josh Firestein, because that's not you.
	That's not me.
	Nope. It's not me, but he's a pretty funny guy.
	Yeah. Sometimes a little wiry.
	Late at night, he gets a little passionate.
	He can.
	Yep. He can be wild.
	Another wild and woolly one.
	Let's go to this first topic.
	Now, let me just set the stage.
	Marley was dead to begin with.
	$230 to $520 billion in fraud, right, with our government.
	That's the estimate each year.
	Let's just call it an even round $500 billion.
	That's not overspending.
	That's not maybe some things that could be streamlined.
	That's like a fart in the wind, gone.
	We have no idea.
	What's happening with it?
	It's basically spent on nothing.
	$500 billion every year.
	And I say that because this is foundational.
	It's important.
	You either believe or understand that that is a problem, $500 billion gone, or you could line up with the left and say, okay, status quo, more money.
	More money will fix it.
	Let's continue with the spending.
	Let's continue with the size of government.
	More money is just going to make the situation better.
	See the Department of Education.
	See pretty much any government program at this point in time.
	Okay. So, we're going to move on with this and get to Jon Stewart, too, because he's very pro-big government and then is dumbfounded at what he is about to learn.
	Everyone understand?
	Okay, good.
	We've laid the foundation.
	Flashback, really quickly.
	Remember when former Vice President Biden announced broadband internet for all as part of his Build Back Better plan?
	Here it is.
	This law is going to make high-speed internet affordable and available everywhere.
	Everywhere in America.
	Urban, suburban, rural.
	Great jobs laying down those broadband lines.
	No parent.
	No parent.
	Wait, what?
	Just so their child...
	Sarah Crowe in his throat?
	That's over.
	And I swear to you, we didn't...
	We didn't pick this clip based on that.
	We were just trying to go back and find the clip where he was talking about this program.
	It's impossible to find one where he isn't a demented old circus monkey.
	That was in 2023.
	Remember when we were all being berated for saying, yeah, his mental faculty.
	Like, really?
	Why do you make fun of his stutter?
	That's not a stutter.
	He almost died.
	I can't wait to show this to my grandkids.
	Yeah, that was the president.
	What happened to him?
	I don't know.
	He tried to pronounce other.
	To his credit, he continued like a champ.
	The $42 billion of the thing.
	In other words, he's been there before.
	It was 2021, by the way.
	Oh, 2021.
	It was like right out of the gate.
	That happens sometimes.
	Got a frog in my throat.
	One time I was there with the houthi, I swallowed a dragonfly.
	Ever see two of them together?
	And go at it.
	It's like watching a flying porno.
	I don't know why.
	I have tons of dragonflies going at it right now.
	It must be the season.
	So, to date, the $42 billion program has connected exactly zero people to the internet.
	And I know what you're thinking.
	Some? None.
	One? Not even one.
	Zero people.
	42 billion.
	Net result.
	Zero people connected to the internet.
	And this is one of those scenarios where It's occurring in real time, and you're almost wondering if you're watching it, and you're hoping that Mr. Stewart here, who's very funny, comes to the right conclusion.
	Ezra Klein, known for Vox, discussed this with Jon Stewart, I believe, yesterday.
	Watch the reaction.
	So step one is the NTIA must issue NOFO, Notice of Funding Opportunity, within 180 days.
	the requests are reviewed, approved, and awarded by the NDIA.
	Step seven has to use the FCC maps to make allocation decisions.
	Then having already done their letter of intent, their request for planning grants, it's hard even to talk about this, man.
	Then having submitted all this.
	Because you did it.
	I think this one is actually quite amazing.
	Having submitted their five-year plans or letters of intent, step eight is states must submit an initial And what the f***?
	What the f*** did they apply for?
	What was their nofo?
	Step 10. States must publish their own map and allow internal challenges to their own map.
	So the government has published a map.
	They've invited the states to challenge the map.
	Then states have submitted initial proposals and they then have to publish their own map and allow challenges.
	Step 11. The NTIA must review and improve...
	The challenge results and the final map.
	Step 12. States must run a competitive sub-granting process.
	Oh my f***ing God!
	Step 13. This is a revelation to him.
	States must submit a final proposal.
	All the proposals weren't enough to NTIA.
	Step 14. The NTIA must review and approve the state's final proposal.
	And that is three of the 56 jurisdictions and states are there.
	The next line, which is in bold, says, in summary, colon, states are nearly at the finish line.
	And it says, to stop their progress now, or worse, to make them go backwards, would be a stick in the spokes of the most promising broadband deployment plans we have ever.
	See, this is the Biden administration's process for its own bill.
	They wanted this to happen.
	This is how liberal government works now.
	Yeah, it's almost like you have people at the tiller of the ship who've never run a business.
	Now, here's the thing.
	We have covered this quite a few times.
	We covered this, I want to say, years ago, where I was speaking with one of our researchers, Martin Lane, and I said, hey, are we still sure that it's still zero?
	This is not new.
	We've gone through this.
	Surely somebody has gotten it by now.
	Surely there's been some progress, and the answer is no, but Jon Stewart is finding out about this now.
	So we found out about it, or we've always known about it, which is why we supported the idea of Doge, before Doge was a thing, the idea of trimming government bloat.
	He's finding out about it now after the billions have been spent, and I wonder if this would maybe change his perspective, if he could go back in time, and you remember that this was the man who, of course, criticized Doge and the idea of...
	I want Doge to work.
	I want better efficiencies.
	I want to get rid of the alphabet agencies that don't do enough.
	Make the Pentagon pass an audit.
	But we are dozing in the wrong place if we want to really change the system.
	The Democrats should go live on Facebook and do the people's audit.
	Find the absurdities and the remedies in our exploitative system.
	Get someone like AOC or Jasmine Crockett or Chris Murphy or anybody that doesn't sound like they're complaining why there's no more frozen yogurt at the cafeteria in the villages.
	Yeah, yeah.
	But the thing is, we were complaining about $42 billion being spent on a lengthy process that resulted in zero people getting any kind of internet.
	Again, you know, based on that false empathy that the left uses.
	He unironically mentions Crockett or AOC.
	That's insanity.
	The government moves so slow on wired internet that we now get it from space.
	Yes! Pause the program.
	To give you an idea of the private sector performance, in contrast, this doesn't exist in a vacuum.
	References available.
	Same amount of time, private companies, they connected 13 million people.
	Still using cables.
	To broadband.
	Let's go to Starlink.
	Starlink connected 27,000 people's phones following Hurricane Helene in one day.
	One whole day, huh?
	One day.
	I don't even think they took all 24 hours.
	Yeah, that was like three hours in and then they just took a break the rest of the day.
	And by the way, when John Schwartz says a people's audit, do you mean an audit where the results are being posted, for example, publicly on X regarding social security rules or regarding USAID?
	Do you mean that?
	Do you mean that?
	Oh, no, you mean AOC.
	You mean gatekeepers like Crockett.
	He said Facebook Live, so he wants these people who are concerned about all of our data and information being viewed by Elon Musk and his team, he wants them to have other people go in and then broadcast our information live on Facebook for the whole world to see.
	Do you have an idea?
	Sometimes we lose $42 billion.
	$42 billion to give you an idea could buy three Ford-class aircraft carriers.
	Brand new ones.
	Brand new ones.
	Or it could buy you the Dallas Cowboys.
	And the LA Rams.
	And the New England Patriots.
	And the New York Giants.
	And even the Philadelphia Eagles.
	Or you could buy a homeless veteran $300,000 home.
	Each. And still have $32 billion left over.
	Jeez. But instead...
	We'll get him $600,000.
	There you go.
	We'll have a little less left over.
	Instead, we spent it on internet that was provided to zero people.
	I just wonder how the left thinks they have a leg to stand on at this point.
	So Stuart is hearing this.
	He can't fathom the absurdity.
	We've known about it for a long time.
	Like I said, during COVID, people say, well, we did the best we could.
	No, no, no.
	You decided to exclude information that was available at that time.
	John Stewart, you didn't do the best you could with your information.
	You specifically decided to exclude the kind of information that this very information that you're hearing now for the first time that we've been talking about really for decades, but certainly the last few years.
	And Stewart actually goes on to bring up a pretty good point about regulation, which makes this all the more confusing.
	By the way, going to make it impossible, impossible for anyone other than larger corporations.
	To comply because the expense that it would take for smaller, more agile, more local businesses, they would not have the manpower, the financial resources.
	You are excluding an enormous amount of the American economy in terms of building things by laying on compliance costs that would drive most companies into the ground.
	Yes, but you vote for the party who deemed BlackRock and Vanguard too big to fail!
	Glad you've come out against big business.
	Gosh, this is what we've been saying, by the way, about Obamacare, about the health insurance, the biggest kickback to health insurance companies ever in this country.
	This is what we've been saying about green energy deals that go to giant companies like Solyndra, or for example this, with internet.
	Over-regulation.
	Of course, big banks, super banks.
	You can't have local credit.
	How can you compete with a never-ending supply of federal funding?
	Airlines! There you go, buddy.
	Welcome to the team.
	Completely agree.
	So what could possibly be the solution?
	Again, the platform of the left is...
	Status quo, status quo, more money, more money.
	And here's the thing.
	You have a direct contrast right now.
	Remember I kept saying you had eight years of Obama, four years of Trump, then you're going to have four years of Biden.
	There's going to be a contrast.
	One of these things is not like the other.
	And people saw it, they realized it, and they reached for it the moment they had another shot.
	That's why this is important right now.
	Elon Musk and Doge...
	There are countless examples of waste that they've found.
	Like, for example, he talked about this, I believe, yesterday.
	A billion-dollar survey just, hey, do you like stuff?
	That's a clip.
	We routinely encounter wastes of a billion dollars or more.
	Casually. You know, for example, the simple survey that was...
	Literally a 10-question survey that you could do with SurveyMonkey cost you about $10,000.
	The government was being charged almost a billion dollars for that.
	A billion dollars for a simple online survey.
	Do you like the National Park?
	And then there appeared to be no feedback loop for what would be done with that survey.
	So the survey would just go into nothing.
	Just for me to go, nah.
	Thank you.
	I think Yellowstone's gay.
	The geysers didn't even blow.
	It just cost $12 million.
	All right, fine.
	And this is not new.
	This is what we've been talking about for a very long time.
	It's what people like Jon Stewart and those on the left have been railing against.
	It's people like us exposing.
	And discussing government waste and fraud.
	That's why every opportunity I can...
	$230 to $520 billion in fraud every single year.
	Do you think that Jon Stewart is going to find himself enlightened from this?
	Comment below.
	Or do you think he's still going to vote for the people who demand $42 billion for internet that's provided to no people?
	Along with the other $500 billion a year that goes nowhere.
	What do you think?
	I really do hope.
	I do have hope that these people can maybe learn from their mistakes.
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	Because we do not have giant corporate overlords, which sometimes would be nice because I could ride Cadillacs like skis.
	Let's go to...
	That's impractical, though.
	Trump... This is one right here.
	I don't know if...
	This is actually true, but I don't care.
	You're having fewer people, largely foreigners, who at one point were traveling to the United States.
	Fewer of them are traveling here for tourism purposes, and apparently it's President Trump's fault.
	The Canada-U.S.
	trade war is changing plans with many wanting to send a message to the White House.
	Travel agents are reporting a year-over-year 40% decline in bookings to U.S. destinations for the month of February and travelers who are feeling betrayed.
	Yeah, the analysis firm Tourism Economics started the year predicting an 8.8% increase in international visitors in the United States.
	Mr. Dickus to you.
	Now it predicts a 5.1% decline.
	Blames the dramatic change on the Trump tariff warmongering.
	Rising prices, trade wars, and Donald Trump's polarizing policies, all pushing foreign visitors away.
	I'm fine with it.
	So it might be, you know, some people are saying that it's opposition to the tariff policies.
	So you're saying Disney World's going to smell better?
	Yes! That sounds fantastic.
	I'm going on vacation this July.
	That's awesome.
	You know, the Trump administration is considering banning people from more countries, which I'm fine with.
	There's stricter enforcement of visas.
	There are a multitude of reasons, but I will say some cities have made their own bed here, especially when you see some of the tourism ads that have been coming out lately.
	Like Memphis, I don't know what they were thinking.
	When it's time to get away, there's a place nestled snugly on the Mississippi River where rock and roll was born and quickly abandoned.
	The land of the Delta Blues.
	Where even Delta Airlines refuses to fly.
	A place where even Martin Luther King Jr. could be murdered not for the color of his skin, but for the content of his character.
	Often called the Mogadishu of America, Memphis will steal your heart and your wallet.
	With its steadily decreasing population, there's always a vacant building just around the corner waiting for you.
	In a city where the overall happiness of its citizens has earned it the nickname Home of the Blues.
	Whether you're eating slow-smoked ribs or being stabbed in the ribs, Memphis is sure to be the place that you wish was more like Nashville.
	So put on your blue suede shoes and be sure to be inside before dark.
	Only in miserable Memphis.
	To the one viewer out there angry, I don't care.
	Memphis sucks.
	Now, you know it.
	Yeah, keep it down, you river rat.
	Just be honest.
	Yeah, most people are agreeing.
	Yeah, Memphis is terrible.
	I feel like Memphis is the kind of place where if you live in Memphis, you're like, yeah, dude.
	Yeah, we get it.
	I'm sorry.
	I don't have my family over.
	It's like Detroit without the false sense of pride that it's coming back.
	It's like, yeah, yeah.
	Sometimes you have a good job and you own your house and you're like, eh, it sucks, but...
	That's where I am at this point.
	Hey, look, there's Elvis.
	So, some countries, by the way, they're also issuing warnings to potential tourists about traveling to the United States.
	And by that, I mean virtue signaling.
	Yes. These countries like Germany, Denmark, Finland, the UK, Australia.
	Australia! Australia issuing warnings.
	People traveling.
	Everything there can kill you.
	Yes. And it's a rapist colony.
	Careful, mate.
	Better stay here with the alligators.
	Better stay here in the land of snakes.
	Then over there with the guns.
	Crooks and ripists.
	They didn't even warn their citizens about traveling to North Korea.
	Yeah, I know.
	What are you doing, Australia?
	So, it's fine.
	Look, we're doing reciprocal tariffs.
	Let's do the reciprocal roasting of nations.
	We should issue a travel warning to people traveling to the UK.
	Be careful of the no-go Muslim migrant rape zones, you know, grooming gangs.
	Yeah, as they call them.
	Or, you know, be aware that if you go to the UK, you could be around...
	I don't know.
	You should be aware of everything there.
	Everything that lives, including the people, and it's a penal colony.
	And to those going to Finland, the warning is it's Finland.
	There's nothing...
	Don't go to Finland.
	If you're going to the UK, don't bring your teenage daughter.
	It's open season over there.
	Yeah. And Finland, I mean, at least Memphis, there's the thrilling aspect.
	Yes. Finland is the place where Islamic terrorist refugees, they went to Finland, they looked around for about two days, and they left.
	Yes. You don't know what you're talking about.
	What's in Finland?
	I don't...
	What do they have?
	I mean, I assume they have cable.
	I don't know.
	It's consistently rated like one of the top five happiest places, if not the happiest place in the world.
	Yeah. And what do they have?
	They have nothing except for white people.
	Well, they're happy in the way that, you know, like retarded people who don't know any better are happy.
	That's a good point.
	That's a good point.
	You're like, ah.
	Yeah, I mean.
	I don't want to bring them down.
	You're right.
	I don't want to bring them down.
	I don't want to do this, but I'm going to compare the entire Finnish people.
	To dogs.
	In the sense that, like, okay, if a rapist comes into your house and reaches out to pet your dog, he'll lick him.
	That's Finland with rapists.
	You do nothing.
	You provide nothing.
	And I had a neighbor who was from Finland, and I remember he used to talk to his mother while she was naked in the shower.
	Whoa, dude!
	Yeah, we were going to McDonald's.
	He's like, let me go ask my mom.
	And he started talking, you know, whatever silly language they have.
	And I noticed because he had the same apartment that I had, so I knew the floor plan.
	And he was talking to her for like a good minute and a half.
	And you saw?
	And I said, wait, that's the bathroom.
	No, I was on the other side of the hallway.
	He goes, yeah?
	I said, wasn't your mom in there?
	He goes, yeah, yeah.
	She was in the bath.
	I said, did she have the curtain closed?
	No, it's just my mom.
	I said, no, no.
	It's your mom.
	And she was naked.
	Yeah. Cool mom.
	Yeah. So then I did his voice.
	And I was like, ah.
	My neighbor's mom!
	I don't want to say his name.
	You should have went in there.
	Apparently, I think his sister might work for some conservative out there.
	I was like, oh yeah, I remember that guy.
	He was a dick when he was 14. Let's go to Greenland, another place that is silly.
	But it's not inconsequential.
	So I want to present...
	Let me sort of...
	Let me posit something here.
	Is it possible that Donald Trump is using his sort of demeanor that's seen as bombastic to draw attention to things that are actually quite reasonable and most people haven't thought of?
	I think that may be the situation with Greenland.
	When you understand the historical context, this is not new, the idea of the United States controlling Greenland or wanting to purchase a very important piece of land strategically or, frankly, just taking it.
	And Greenland is pivotal.
	As we go into the 21st century here, continue and we understand the threats that exist abroad and really the waterway.
	So it's very, very important.
	And a lot of people just thought it was absurd.
	Also, Denmark is full of assholes.
	So anything you can do...
	Tiny country.
	It's a tiny country.
	A lot of assholes.
	Exactly. It's a stinky place.
	It is a very stinky place.
	It's the kind of place that issues a travel warning to their citizens going to the United States when they basically live on an iceberg.
	So, this morning, J.D. Vance actually left to join his wife in this Greenland visit, which has been met, by the way, with a lot of protests.
	I don't know why, from the Greenland people.
	What do we call them?
	Greenlanders? I don't know.
	Greenies. Greenies.
	Greenies. There you go.
	Sure. You are nothing more than a dog breath treat.
	So let's just watch the video of JD Vance talking about it.
	You know, there was so much excitement around Usha's visit to Greenland this Friday.
	There was.
	I decided that I didn't want her to have all that fun by herself.
	Oh, yeah.
	So much fun in Greenland.
	Some of our guardians in the Space Force on the northwest coast of Greenland.
	And also just check out what's going on with the security of the...
	Unfortunately... Leaders in both America and in Denmark, I think, ignored Greenland for far too long.
	That's been bad for Greenland.
	It's also been bad for the security of the entire world.
	We think we can take things in a different direction, so I'm going to go check it out.
	That's a very Saturday morning cartoon.
	This is where they bake bread!
	Let's go check it out!
	Sounds like an MTV show or something.
	Somebody made J.D. Vance look like an idiot there and they need to be fired.
	First off, it's not like, she's having so much fun, I can't let her do it by herself.
	That's a really...
	I've always wanted to go to Greenland.
	Nobody wants to go to Greenland, especially people that live in Greenland.
	They'll do anything to get away from Greenland, including committing suicide at the world's top rate.
	Really? Get me the hell out of Greenland.
	You know who's most upset about that is the Japanese.
	That's true.
	They are trying.
	They're not even in the top five.
	I wish you would step back from Greenland, my friend.
	We can come and take it over and you can die.
	Yeah, yeah, that's fair.
	And by the way, the Danish Prime Minister, like we care, he's all mad.
	He's going, I have to say that it is unacceptable pressure being placed on Greenland and Denmark in this situation, and it is pressure that we will resist.
	Okay, fine.
	We won't wait up.
	Good luck.
	So Donald Trump first floated this idea of purchasing Greenland from Denmark in 2019.
	Okay. We'll get to why that's entirely reasonable.
	You may not know the history of Alaska, and even, by the way, the history of Greenland.
	The Danish Prime Minister at that point in time called the idea absurd, and then, of course, President Trump doubled down, writing on Truth Social, For the purposes of national security and freedom throughout the world, the United States of America feels that the ownership and control of Greenland is an absolute necessity.
	That's absurd!
	Necessity. Hey, why are you repeating my words, but you're turning them into different words?
	Go screw yourself.
	You'll live on an iceberg.
	Here's another clip of Donald Trump saying this recently, that we do need to secure our interests in Greenland.
	And again, this is well within the bounds of something that any other nation would do throughout human history.
	How far are you prepared to go on Greenland?
	You said this morning that the United States needs Greenland.
	How far are you prepared to go?
	We need Greenland for national security.
	Look at that bitch in a mask!
	I think we'll go as far as we have to go.
	We need Greenland.
	And the world needs us to have Greenland, including Denmark.
	Denmark has to have us have Greenland.
	And we'll see what happens.
	If we don't have Greenland, we can't have great international security.
	If you look at the ships outside of Greenland, China, Russia, places that...
	We have to be there.
	If we're not there, we can't have national or international security.
	So I view it from a security standpoint.
	We have to be there.
	And we're going to get to the meltdown over this very reasonable proposition from Donald Trump.
	But before that, I do believe we have him, Toolman.
	We actually have our on-the-ground correspondent.
	For those of you who are new, he's our on the ground, on the beat reporter, Thomas Finnegan, up in Greenland right now.
	All right, Finnegan, what have you been able to learn on the ground?
	Hi, Stephen.
	Hi. What have you learned in Greenland?
	I think I made a mistake.
	I made a trial there.
	There's nothing green about this place.
	No, actually, for once, Thomas, you're in the right place.
	Iceland is green.
	Greenland is icy.
	It's a thing.
	I didn't pack for this.
	Don't worry about it.
	What can you tell us about the possible Greenland deal?
	That's what we need to know.
	I can't feel my legs.
	I think I have frostbite on my ears.
	I'm pretty tired.
	I'll just lie down here for a bit.
	No, no, no, Finnegan, don't.
	Finnegan, laying down on the ice, it's not going to warm you.
	It'll make you colder.
	We need your report.
	Finnegan? Finnegan?
	Okay, Tim, just cut it.
	We'll check back in later.
	We'll see you next time.
	Ugh. He should build an igloo.
	Yeah. Yeah.
	He's not particularly handy.
	And he drinks a lot, so his hands are shaky.
	Smokes a lot, too.
	Melt the ice.
	Probably going to die.
	We'll check back in with him.
	So the best part about this is the complete meltdown that you see in response to President Trump, not just from the Danish, but even Americans.
	As you can see from this montage, starting with this chick who looks like the best friend from the Wonder Years.
	Oh, my God.
	Whoa, how does the Wonder Years kid have better teeth?
	By the way, he became Marilyn Manson.
	Remember that rumor?
	Here's the clip.
	You know who they're sending to Greenland, this administration?
	Dentists? Yes.
	Sending the wife of the vice president.
	Greenland relations.
	I doubt it.
	This is colonialism by any other nation.
	She looks like she gives big sloppy kisses.
	We are treating a NATO ally, which Denmark is, with the worst kind of disrespect.
	He's down at his palace in Florida.
	Talking about invading Greenland.
	What does that do for people who are concerned about affording health care?
	I suspect the plan is they're hoping that Greenland has some protests, some ugliness, that they can then turn up the gain on this whole nonsense about taking Greenland.
	A member of the European Parliament had this to say.
	Let me put it in words you might understand.
	Mr. Trump, f*** off.
	All right.
	Okay, Denmark.
	I didn't understand you.
	Okay, Greenland, but we're taking your sharks.
	We are taking the Greenland shark.
	What? Those of you who don't know, the Greenland shark, it lives to be like 250 to 500 years old, 24 feet long.
	It has six gills.
	Okay. What does that mean?
	I don't know.
	I'm just saying it's untapped potential.
	What else are you going to use this shark for?
	Oh, that's a separate thing.
	As an aside, I don't know if you know this.
	What? There was a great white that decapitated a scallop diver in Mexico.
	What? It's recirculating now.
	Yeah, just the head.
	Just the head.
	That shark was making a statement.
	Is it on a pike?
	I wonder if the head just fell down now at some hermit crab's new shell.
	That would be really cool.
	He's just walking in.
	You got to kiss the shark.
	You always look surprised, Carl.
	I can't control my shell.
	This is a warning.
	I want to be where MS-13 are.
	Why was the crab and nut thing notably black?
	Because it's a Caribbean, I believe.
	Okay, that makes sense.
	I guess it's not.
	Is it the Caribbean?
	Is it not crab either?
	It's a lobster, I think.
	It is a lobster.
	It's a lobster?
	It's a red lobster, yeah.
	And I think he's a...
	My whole world is coming unclear.
	Yeah, I think it's a lobster.
	Yeah, Sebastian is a crab.
	He's a lobster.
	Sebastian the crab, that sounds right.
	All right, we need a fact check.
	Is it a crab or a lobster?
	Sebastian the crab.
	There you go.
	No, I don't...
	Yes, that's clearly a crab.
	Okay, hold on.
	Time out.
	There's no tail.
	Well, look at the claws.
	He has...
	No, no, no.
	He has lobster body, though.
	Look at him.
	He has a lobster body.
	There's no tail.
	No, that's an admonish.
	I don't care.
	That's an admonish, Gerald.
	Show me a...
	No. And it's admonish because you were so smug.
	You were so smug and you were so sure that he was a lobster.
	If you just said, isn't he a lobster?
	Here's the thing.
	You don't understand.
	You don't know how you come across.
	If you just said...
	Isn't it a lobster?
	No one would fault you.
	But you were such a prick about it.
	You had to say, it's definitively a lobster.
	It is a lobster.
	And you brought it up, and we all said it was a crab, right?
	All of us were like, that's a crab.
	And Gerald said, no, it's a lobster.
	You guys are idiots.
	Do you guys have any idea how much sleep I lost over how you screwed me yesterday?
	Like the Billy Joel song, right?
	Allentown, and you're like, I've never heard of it.
	I was like, wait, did I dream that?
	No, it's in the very first...
	Versus living here in Allentown, idiot.
	Yeah, it's a stupid song.
	Sorry, I couldn't remember it.
	Josh, make sure you get your balls off the frickin' table over there.
	Oh my gosh.
	You gotta own your own mistakes.
	That's a frickin' lobster.
	What are you talking about?
	I said it.
	I said it was a crab.
	No, you did not.
	I said, no, not a lobster.
	That's goofy, dude.
	One more thing.
	Gerald doesn't believe in red crabs, apparently.
	Okay, now do me a favor and put that side by side with Sebastian.
	Yeah, I'll get right on that.
	You're still arguing this?
	You're still arguing this?
	Gerald, you've taken enough time from the show.
	I've been wronged.
	Take the L. Just like that time we were asked if we could go see any artist live, either alive or dead, and you said Motley Crue, and we all lost respect for him.
	How dare you?
	I'm going to be posting about this later.
	Admonish him!
	Admonish him!
	Well, he's not going to sing Kiss the Girl to Gerald.
	You've got to kiss the guy.
	Don't you turn that lobster against me.
	All right.
	Okay. All right.
	Let's go back to Greenland.
	It's hard because nobody cares about Greenland.
	That's the thing.
	So it's easy to get.
	And it's Friday and we're tired.
	But let me give you a few key facts here, the history of Greenland.
	So key fact number one.
	Greenland is, and it always has been, a matter of national security as it relates to the United States.
	So since World War II, the U.S. increased their military presence, and they even established bases to try and secure Greenland during Nazi occupation of Denmark, because most of these European nations are pussies and they couldn't stand up to it, so the United States had to kind of step in and do their job.
	Then you have the Cold War.
	The U.S. built Camp Century to actually house nukes capable of reaching Russia.
	This goes to the...
	Close proximity geographically, why it's important.
	And now, Greenland is actually home to, I want to make sure I pronounce this right, to U.S. Bidufique?
	No. Bidufique?
	It's the space space.
	But it reads like a naughty word.
	A Pokemon.
	Yes. Or a racial slur.
	And so, we've known this historically, but really, Greenland is actually...
	Pretty pivotal to us winning the race, really, for the Arctic against China and Russia.
	And actually, former Trump NSA advisor Robert O'Brien pointed this out.
	And I want you to watch Rob speak, actually, about...
	Is it...
	No, wait, I don't think...
	His name is Rob Arctic.
	I don't think his name is Rob...
	Is his name Rob Arctic?
	I'm trying to remember.
	Maybe I just wrote a note.
	Maybe there's two Robs.
	The point is, none of it matters because you're going to watch him in an interview with a man who looks exactly like Mr. Yunyoshi from Breakfast at Tiffany's.
	And... Let's play the actual clip.
	President Trump's also talking actively about...
	What's the latest there?
	Well, the latest is Greenland is a highway from the Arctic all the way to North America to the United States.
	It's strategically very important to the Arctic, which is going to be the critical battleground of the future, because as the climate gets warmer, the Arctic is going to be a pathway that maybe cuts down on the usage of the Panama Canal.
	And the Russians and Chinese are all over the Arctic.
	That's true.
	If it does get warmer, that ice will melt, which opens up a whole lot of possibilities for bad actors.
	It sounds like a job for...
	My name is Freeze.
	Learn it well.
	Mr. Freeze.
	You think you're getting through China?
	Chill. Chill.
	Hey, Russia, there's a storm coming, baby.
	We do not know what is happening.
	We don't think they are taking us seriously.
	They send fictional character to stop us.
	So China actually has attempted to invest in quite a bit of infrastructure in the Arctic, including rare earth mines, airports, some maritime stations.
	And unfortunately, we talked about this too.
	Remember at the beginning of the Russia-Ukraine war?
	We were like, China and Russia are not good bedfellows, but if the Western world plays this wrong...
	The real problem would be if they happened to become a sort of begrudging couple.
	And we're seeing some signs of that.
	China's been ramping up their cooperation with Russia all throughout the Arctic.
	Alaska Senator Dan Sullivan called the size of the Chinese and Russian joint operation unprecedented.
	He said that the U.S. sent four Navy destroyer ships near the Aleutian Islands in response to those 11 Chinese and Russian warships near U.S. waters.
	So, militarily, it's pretty important.
	And if you understand too, Greenland, they have a lot of rare earth minerals, which would be pretty important for the United States.
	We actually don't have a ton of those.
	That's one thing that we sort of lack.
	So, China has about 44 million tons of the world's rare earth reserves.
	We only have about 1.8 million tons.
	Greenland has 1.5 million.
	So, almost as much as us in our entirety as a country.
	Also have a lot of energy reserves.
	They have 17.5 billion barrels of oil that we know of.
	148.2 trillion cubic feet of natural gas.
	So taking this into account, in other words, if there happened to be a nation like this that was largely entirely defenseless in the United States, for example, I don't know, replace this with the British Empire, the Turks, the Ottomans, the Greeks, the Romans, Greenland doesn't exist.
	It's the United States.
	Yeah. Right?
	It's very, very important, and they wouldn't be able to stop, but we're the good guys, so we don't do that.
	That being said, something pretty important to note.
	Is, I guess, key fact number three here.
	All references, we make them publicly available.
	There's plenty of precedence for the idea of this expansion.
	So in the 1860s, Andrew Johnson, or at least the State Department, they talked about purchasing Greenland.
	And then in 46, the Truman administration offered to pay $100 million in gold to Denmark for the purchase.
	They should have done that.
	Of Greenland.
	What year was that?
	46. 46. That would have been a great thing for them.
	And in 46?
	Yeah. That would have been great.
	And then you had John Nixon, a State Department official, wrote, the consensus among the group was that the territory was completely worthless to Denmark and indispensable to the safety of the United States.
	Because keep in mind, if the Russians and the Chinese, or even just the Russians, or even like just half the Chinese decide that they want to start acting up, the last person to do anything about it would be Denmark.
	Yeah. Oh, sorry.
	Why are your people so short?
	Oh, no!
	Also, before we get to this mission control, bring this up.
	This is one of the most fascinating stats to me, because all of these, and I know, okay, if you want to say Norwegian, if you want to say Swedish, what is Slav, I don't know the term that's often used for all of these nations.
	We sort of see them as a monolith.
	I get it.
	Iceland, Greenland, okay, fine, they're different.
	I don't care.
	You have a lot of strongmen.
	Good for you.
	But they often use these nations, and certainly Bernie Sanders, for their high quality of living.
	So they actually think they have a leg to stand on, going, you Americans, you don't have as good of a quality of life.
	One of the most fascinating statistics, you guys can pull it from an old Change My Mind doc that I prepared.
	It's true.
	Swedes, for example, and the Danes, they do have a higher standard of living in Denmark and in Sweden.
	Danes, who then come to the United States, however, Have like a 50, I think 56% higher standard of living in the United States than in Denmark.
	Which tells you, when you have a country that's the population of Rhode Island, and there's kind of a monolithic culture and maybe work ethic, sure, they can make it work better there than a country of 340 million, but when you take those people and you transplant them in the United States, they do better here than their own people in their homeland.
	Because the United States is like gasoline on a fire.
	It just makes everything better.
	That's why people come here.
	Let's bring that up, Mission Control.
	Bring it up so we can give it to...
	That is one of those stats that, to me, is a checkmate for these countries over there.
	The United States, by the way, while we're going back to this, historically, we've purchased plenty of territories and land.
	So in 1803, we purchased the Louisiana.
	I say the Louisiana because I'm speaking like a Cajun.
	I don't know.
	And by the way, we purchased it from France for only 15 million dollars.
	They're like, thank God we get rid of Louisiana.
	1854, there was a Gazdan purchase, New Mexico, $10 million.
	And in 1867, we purchased Alaska from Russia for $7.2 million.
	Something fascinating, I did a segment on this a while back, is if you read the newspapers during that period of time, the Russian newspapers were bitching about the government basically selling Alaska, saying, why would you do this?
	This was a pivotal piece of land.
	And the American newspapers were criticizing our government, saying, why would you purchase such a useless bit of land?
	If you ask me, we fleeced Russia.
	Yes, we definitely did.
	For $7.2 million?
	What is $7.2 million in today's money?
	I don't know, but we win.
	Yes, we definitely win.
	We won that trade, yeah.
	Whatever number you want to throw out there, we won.
	We won on that one.
	That's the Yankees getting Babe Ruth from the Red Sox.
	Just imagine being that Russian president finding out how much oil is there.
	You get a piece of paper, you're like, what?
	Son of bitch!
	I guess also, by the way, oh, we do, we have to check back in before we go to Jeremy from The Quartering to talk about Wisconsin.
	We have him back on the line?
	We have Finnegan?
	Maybe. I got something.
	Let's go check.
	All right, Finnegan, now that you've had some time to warm up, what have you got?
	Oh. Huh.
	Uh-oh.
	He'll bounce back.
	59%. Finnish Americans.
	What have I told you?
	That's really close.
	Yeah. No, no, it's 55. No, Danish is 55. Finnish is 59. No, Finnish is 53. It says 59 down here.
	Oh, Finnish.
	Sorry, I was looking at the Swedes.
	You're looking at the Swedes.
	Okay. Admonish you!
	So I was off by one percentage.
	I was off by one percentage point.
	Not me.
	Do you got to admonish him?
	You can admonish me.
	Nah, he was close enough.
	I don't think it's a...
	It's in the same...
	Steven was going by memory and he was one percentage point.
	No, no, no.
	He was arguing with me over...
	Price is right rules.
	Sorry, Gerald.
	Agreed. If I'd have said 57, maybe you'd have had a leg to stand on your stupid lobster comment.
	He's a lobster.
	Here's the thing.
	It doesn't have to be a thing until Gerald makes it a thing.
	Then he doesn't let it go.
	What, are you going to gaslight us into thinking that this obviously a crab, which I said from the beginning, is a lobster?
	Yeah. What kind of lobster, though?
	Like a Maine lobster?
	A rock lobster?
	I'm going to die on this underwater seashell.
	I'm dying there.
	Yeah. It's a lobster.
	Shut up.
	I hope you die there.
	And a little hermit crab with a head shell is passing by your cave.
	It's clearly a Dungeness.
	I'll know where he came from.
	Yes. I don't really know my crabs.
	The dungeness ones with the soft shells?
	Anyway, so it goes back to this.
	Okay, Greenland, there's historical precedent.
	It's very important.
	Right. We understand that now.
	Contextually, this is not absurd.
	But is it even feasible?
	Right? Otherwise, you shouldn't float it if there's no way to do this.
	Here is the next key fact.
	Number three, number four.
	How we could actually control Greenland or how this could be done.
	Most likely scenario, Greenland declares independence, right?
	And they vote to become a part of the United States.
	And by the way, there is actually a major push on the island of Greenland right now to declare independence from Denmark.
	Not necessarily become part of the U.S., but they want to get out from under the oppression, I guess, of Denmark, which is just kind of funny to think of the Danes oppressing anybody.
	It's a tiny country.
	Yeah. They get made fun of.
	That's the oppression.
	Yeah, they probably wouldn't be the U.S., but they could, if they leave Denmark, you know, I don't know how Greenland's going to protect themselves, they could form some kind of, like, association pact with the United States, similar to the Marshall Islands, something like that.
	The less likely but still possible scenario is that the United States basically can make Denmark an offer that they couldn't refuse, right?
	So basically, Denmark right now would have final say over the transfer of Greenland to any other country.
	You could buy them.
	Yeah, if they want to sell it for the right price, I don't like the way that they've been talking, so, you know, the price just went down and they should take it.
	The least likely scenario, and by this I mean almost no possibility, but it would be funny, is if the United States just takes over Greenland by force.
	How much force?
	Not a lot.
	It wouldn't need to be a lot.
	You know what I mean?
	It's kind of just like a pawing jab.
	You're just feeling it out.
	Come on, guys.
	Don't make me do this.
	Like a fixed fight.
	A phantom punch.
	And they just, you know, overact.
	And throw some money down to them.
	Here, surrender.
	You're hit like a Mack track.
	Because they don't want to take any more paint.
	So, it's very, very unlikely.
	But I do appreciate that President Trump...
	He always leaves this option on the table, like my father when I was acting up with the wooden spoon.
	It was there.
	He rarely used it.
	Sometimes he did, but very, very rarely, but I knew it was there, and so Donald Trump has made it clear, you know, maybe military.
	Let's start, if we could, with your references to Greenland and the Panama Canal and so forth.
	Can you assure the world that as you try to get control of these areas, you are not going to use military or economic coercion?
	No. And can you tell us a little bit about what your plan is?
	No. Are you going to negotiate a new treaty?
	Are you going to ask the Canadians to hold the vote?
	What is the strategy?
	I can't assure you.
	You're talking about Panama and Greenland.
	No, I can't assure you on either of those two.
	Yeah, and why would you?
	Mr. President, can you show us all your cards right now so I can get an exclusive story?
	Yes. It'd be like going into a store or going into a...
	Which, by the way, I feel like when I go to shopping malls now, I feel like I'm with some third-world barker in the middle of it.
	It'd be like going in with some haggling, I don't know, kiosk, and just showing them every bill you have in your wallet before negotiating a price.
	Why would you do it?
	And in some instances, if they're trying to rip you off, you beat them up.
	That's what we do with England.
	How about we pay nothing and we just take it?
	We're already there.
	Yeah, I mean, I'm mostly joking.
	But not entirely.
	By the way, download the Rumble app and follow us there.
	That's the best way to stay in touch.
	You only get notifications when the shows you love are live on Rumble.
	If you have been subscribed on YouTube or Facebook or X, head on over to Rumble, and the app is quite seamless.
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	Not right now.
	Not right now, after the show.
	Conclusion here, in wrapping this up, seems like Donald Trump is serious about Greenland.
	And he has good reason to be.
	And I think what we'll see develop is the media point to this as absurd.
	Isn't that ridiculous?
	Because no one's really been thinking of Greenland.
	That doesn't mean that people in the know behind the scenes have not had Greenland on their radar for quite a long time as far as national security, as far as resources, as far as keeping our eye on China and Russia.
	And there are a few different ways to do it.
	This is a negotiation that is taking place.
	If you've read Art of the Deal, you know he wants to come in high.
	He wants to come in hot.
	And we'll probably settle somewhere in the middle.
	But anyone who tells you that this is absurd, that Donald Trump wants to go out and take over the Panama Canal and Canada and Greenland, they're just not paying attention, even though at the end of the day, we absolutely could.
	So one thing, too, I would caution the left.
	Stop overplaying.
	Your hand a little bit here.
	If you keep accusing patriotic Americans of being the bad guy, of this country, of being the bad guy, at a certain point, maybe we just own it and say, all right, well, since you've been accusing us of being an empire for all this time, let's just go ahead and be one.
	Let's stop nation building and let's start taking.
	You don't want that.
	We don't want that.
	But you may push us to do it.
	You know, basically, it's your fault.
	They have the highest suicide rate in the world.
	I think change in management would be good for them.
	Yes, it would.
	Or we'll just wait you out.
	Yes. There won't be any of you left.
	You have Suicide Glacier.
	You don't even have Suicide Forest.
	Exactly. You're a failing franchise.
	Laying everywhere.
	Frozen. Or like space heaters.
	Yeah. I say you treat it like a sports team.
	Change the name.
	Like the Seattle Supersonics.
	They left Seattle.
	They went to Oklahoma.
	Now they're the Thunder.
	Greenland. Now you're Iceland.
	Damn, it's taken.
	Yeah, it's taken.
	That's right.
	Frozenland. Yeah.
	Plus, we all saw Mighty Ducks, too.
	Who cares?
	Well, we all know that Iceland is very nice and Greenland is filled with ice, so people would know.
	They'd show up right away like, this can't be Iceland.
	That was a good naming trick.
	It was a good naming trick.
	Trumpville. That's bad.
	Yeah. Don't we have Jeremy coming on?
	You know, we could call it Gerald's fictitious lobster town.
	It's totally a lobster.
	So we're going to bring on...
	We're going to ask Jeremy whether he's a frickin' lobster.
	We're going to have Jeremy from the Corning, by the way, who is, of course, on the lineup here.
	I believe he's at two after Russell Brand.
	But Wisconsin has a big election for its Supreme Court coming up, I believe, on Tuesday, next Tuesday.
	Trump posted about it on Truth, saying...
	Brad Schimmel is running against radical left liberal Susan Crawford, who has repeatedly given child molesters, rapists, women beaters, and domestic abusers light sentences.
	This is the first paragraph.
	He just goes in.
	He leads with child molesters and rapists.
	How do you believe it?
	She is the hand-picked voice of the leftists who are out to destroy your state.
	And our country.
	And if she wins, the movement to restore our nation will bypass Wisconsin.
	All voters who believe in common sense should get out to vote early for Brad Schimmel.
	Here to discuss this and more is Jeremy right here in the lineup from The Quartering.
	Jeremy, thank you for being here, sir.
	I know people can watch you later on today.
	Oh, you said you were doing away with the hats, but now I see a hat.
	I was bullied back into the hat.
	From your viewers, I believe, the message was passed on to me from the Mug Club that the hat is my thing, which I think is a nice way of saying you don't have as much hair left as you thought you did.
	So that's also fine.
	No, no, no.
	I'd like to recommend a tried and true naming nomenclature that the United States has used several times in the past.
	We just call it New Greenland.
	Yes. And it becomes a good part of America.
	Thank you for saving me there.
	Yeah, New Greenland.
	Yeah. I wouldn't necessarily count on new and improved because there's only so much you can do with a glacier.
	Yeah, but marginally improved Greenland.
	Yes, it's silly that it's allowed to exist.
	We'll just put new carpeting in and we're fine.
	Yeah, passable Greenland.
	Like, it's not going to blow your socks off, but it's not bad Greenland.
	Before we get to the Supreme Court, what you've been doing there in Wisconsin, how's the new Rumble live treating you there with the lineup?
	It's great.
	The lineup is incredible.
	And your raids, I've really opened up my show to a whole new audience, and we're having massive, massive new viewership.
	And so if you enjoy, I do a bit of a panel show with a bunch of different people, and I'm hoping people continue to check it out because I think it's changing the game.
	It's making opportunities for people that are taking advantage of them quite well.
	And I think the viewers love it.
	They have just kind of one place to lock in.
	I think a lot of people on Rumble are kind of like AM radio listeners at times.
	They listen, but maybe they're not at their computer or at their desk.
	So this makes it incredibly easy for them to just stay entertained throughout the day.
	And informed.
	And so can you help inform us here?
	You've been doing a lot of work for the Supreme Court election there in Wisconsin.
	And before you run me through it, can I go to one of the people I can't stand the most?
	Which is why when people say the whole, like, you know, they get into the AIPAC thing, I go, yeah, well, I really hate that AIPAC gave more money to Hakeem Jeffries than I believe almost any other candidate because he's the worst of the worst.
	Here he is, Hakeem Jeffries, discussing the election.
	In Wisconsin, that's a 50-50 race because we know Wisconsin's a 50-50 state.
	Yeah. And we have a strong Democratic candidate.
	Whoever wins is going to determine who has the majority in the Wisconsin Supreme Court.
	Why is that important?
	Because there are gerrymandered congressional lines right now in Wisconsin.
	Wisconsin is a 50-50 state, as I mentioned, but there are six Republicans and only two Democrats out of an eight-person delegation because the lines are broken.
	We need to be able to revisit that.
	At what point can Blade just come in and take care of him?
	Even a significant possibility is if you have an enlightened Supreme Court.
	And so, you know, I think that's an incredibly important race.
	My implication was that he looks like a vampire.
	I stand by it.
	I make no apologies.
	I like how he said, hey, guys.
	The Republicans gerrymandered in Wisconsin, and that's bad.
	So we have to win this election so we can gerrymander in Wisconsin, because that's good.
	I mean, whenever someone complains, and I understand that gerrymandering, if you look at some districts, I believe Crenshaw's is one of the worst, but you still do have to understand that if you just get rid of it, someone's going to be determining the districts, and it's just always going to be an environment for corruption.
	Someone's going to make the final call, and Democrats, Republicans alike, both do it.
	I'd like to see Hakeem Jeffries' district.
	I bet you it makes no sense.
	But run us through this, because it's different state to state.
	So Supreme Court in Wisconsin, this is something that people will vote for.
	How has this been panning out?
	Well, right now, the Republicans are getting outspent two to one.
	And we've got that fat blob Pritzker from Illinois donating half a million dollars.
	We have huge money coming from Democrat losers flowing into Wisconsin.
	People are door-knocking from Illinois in Wisconsin.
	That's how important this is.
	Because as evil and vampiric as Hakeem Jeffries may appear, he's 100% correct.
	That's why they're pouring the money in.
	And conservatives, they do great for presidential elections in my state, but they are not great at voting in the lesser elections or the bi-yearly elections.
	And it is imperative that people not just vote.
	But bring a friend or two.
	Right now, the polls have Schimmel behind a couple of points.
	The betting markets have him down bigly.
	Just a 15% chance to win.
	But I think it's all going to come down to showing up.
	And it's supposed to snow on Monday, so you can still early vote in Wisconsin.
	You can find that information at myvote.wi.gov.
	I went door-knocking yesterday.
	It was terrifying.
	And I had this cute little gnome-sized girl who was with me.
	I just let her knock because I didn't want people to open the door.
	So I stood way back.
	You'd be like top eight people if I didn't know I wouldn't want to see on my doorstep.
	Yeah, and I didn't knock with Scott Presser because he's actually as tall as I am.
	So we're like, I'll just go with this little girl and she'll...
	Disarmed people.
	It was scary at first, but it's doing the work, getting out there.
	At this point, people just have to bring somebody to vote.
	You can still early vote across the state.
	Scott Pressler, obviously, people know he did unbelievable work in Pennsylvania.
	We've had him on the show.
	He's really good with the grassroots, kind of knowing what to look for and do some work strategically so you're not spinning your wheels.
	Let me ask you this, because I would imagine that you're also probably knocking on doors of a lot of conservatives.
	Did you actually run into anyone who was like, you got a queer with you?
	I did have a Karen interaction that I thought was great.
	She was not a friendly.
	We knocked anyway.
	And her dog burst out the front door and absolutely loved me.
	And it was just burning her up.
	She kept calling her dog back.
	She's like, Miley, come back!
	Get back!
	And it just kept coming to me.
	Yeah, and I was like, oh, who's your gopapi?
	And she's just like, I don't have to tell you guys anything.
	She thought it was an interrogation?
	We didn't have anything.
	She was dropping off a pamphlet.
	She was very offended, and I had a great...
	I had a great time.
	Shout out to Eliza, who is with me.
	She's an absolute pro.
	The energy there, youth, young kids, everywhere.
	I can see them knocking on doors with TPUSA or TPUSA Action or whatever it's called.
	People are out there.
	If I can do it, then anyone literally can do it.
	If you don't want to knock on doors, then find two or three people who are low-propensity voters, people that probably agree with you but aren't going to go.
	And just drag them with you and make it fun.
	Have a party afterwards or whatever the case is.
	Because this is a big deal.
	We've got voter ID on the ballot too.
	So for people, yes on voter ID, Brad Schimmel.
	And obviously you want to educate yourself on the local school board stuff because I can't.
	My school board is different than a lot of other people's.
	But this is huge and we're behind.
	And people really, really...
	If I could just say this.
	We've got to send people to Tim Pool, but go ahead and say it.
	12 seconds.
	The Democrat governor locked down the state, and the Republican Supreme Court told him no and overruled the lockdowns.
	Remember what that was like.
	Get out and vote.
	If you can't vote early in person, make sure you show up on election day and bring people with you.
	Okay, that almost worked, but it was partially nonsensical.
	We're going to continue with you on Rumble Premium.
	And everyone who is not a member, you can click right now.
	Continue with Jeremy.
	We have a behind-the-scenes show, actually, for Rumble Premium members today.
	And the rest of you, you stay right here, and you will be taken to Tim Pool.
	Tim Pool, take it away.
	Jeremy, it was like you were playing Mad Gaps for a second there.
	But we're going to go.
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	And, you know, it's funny.
	I was saying, I got a watch as a gift, and it's an analog watch, and I'm not in the habit of it, and I don't know if this makes...
	I'm going to sound really stupid, rightfully so.

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