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Aug. 23, 2024 - Louder with Crowder

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DNC Fact-Checking Livestream Night 2

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	Welcome to 3 and 3.
	Three key facts in three minutes or less on the topics you care about most.
	Taxes.
	Key fact number one.
	Hausser's Law.
	The findings as the basis for Hausser's Law were first published by investment economist W. Kurt Hausser in 1993, which showed no matter what the tax rates have been, in post-war America tax revenues have remained at about 19.5% of our GDP, with a surprisingly stable variability hovering between 16 and 20%, regardless of the tax rate.
	Key fact number two.
	Corporate tax numbers.
	Though we often hear that corporations in the United States need to begin paying their fair share, before Donald Trump's tax cuts went into effect in the United States, the United States had the highest corporate tax rate of any developed country in the world at 38.9%.
	And key fact number three, the top earners pay nearly all of the taxes.
	Despite what you've heard regarding people paying their fair share and the wealthiest X percent, the numbers are inescapable.
	The top 50% of earners in the United States pay 97% of all taxes.
	Again, the top 50% of earners in the United States pay 97% of all taxes.
	Add it all up, you get Hauser's Law, the corporate tax numbers, and those who pay taxes in this country, in reality, as opposed to what you've heard.
	This has been 3 in 3.
	I'm Stephen Crowder.
	If you want to learn more, you can peruse the references for this specific show at 3keyfacts.com or tune in to the hour-long daily show Louder with Crowder weekdays at 10 a.m.
	Eastern on Rumble, YouTube, or right here, anywhere, you get your podcasts.
	I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by what has been.
	I can't stop.
	The things I see.
	The things she does.
	You make laugh.
	Don't see real.
	Yeah girl, I'm out here in these streets.
	Grab my phone, just to hear.
	Calling donors Drinking beer I wish you would Disappear I can smell Bullshit from here The bitch is cringy Like no one else This bitch is cringy But I can't help myself Can't wait till election's through.
	I'll be president, all thanks to you.
	This mission is cringy.
	I know what else.
	This mission is cringy, and I think changing's hell.
	Do barbecues.
	Ha ha ha.
	I'm already on it.
	Do not laugh.
	His face is exciting.
	Do not laugh.
	It's chick bait.
	Be witch and rogue.
	Tell this broad.
	Put down the phone.
	We did it. We did it, Joe.
	This bitch is cringy.
	Bye.
	you Like a what else?
	This bitch is cringy.
	She needs professional help.
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	["Strange Animals"]
	Thanks for watching!
	Boy, really glad to be with you, the second night of the DNC convention.
	Hey, look, it's D.L.
	Hughley.
	You can go back through the archives if you're watching on YouTube and watch the proverbial sodomizing of him that took place on my program.
	What?
	Yeah, he came on for a debate.
	Of course, he was late.
	Surprise.
	And he didn't do very well.
	That was back when we were still talking about Michael Brown, hands up, don't shoot.
	Oh, yeah.
	And he never came back on the show.
	Why not?
	Well, because I didn't think he was funny.
	But glad to be with you.
	Hey, tonight You can join Mug Club.
	Use the promo code Comrade Kamala.
	You get $15 off.
	Just click that button right there.
	Yeah.
	My fever has gone up, so I am not particularly well, but we are looking forward to tonight quite a bit.
	Let's bring up, before anything else, the drinking game rules.
	We'll be live fact-checking tonight.
	You will take a drink anytime Kamala cackles, anytime, or anyone, brings up vibes, hope, or joy, or implies it, anytime you hear a Kamala-ism, I'll be the judge of that, anytime Kamala promises to fix a problem that she could fix now, and you finish your drink anytime Kamala Harris claims one of Trump's policies as her own, like no taxes on tips.
	My liver hates you.
	Your liver loves the bottle, though.
	But I'm going to have a great time getting there.
	Yes, you will.
	So we have that and a whole lot.
	We have 7 Plus 1 Jobs Better Suited for Kamala Harris.
	We also have Macho Man Randy Savage on later today.
	And you know what?
	Also, you can go and download 3in3, the podcast, three key facts, three irrefutable key facts, in three minutes or less, anywhere you get your podcasts on topics that you care about.
	It's by no means meant to be an A to Z. It's a good place to start.
	I know, look, last night some of you were saying, hey, we want more fact checking.
	But the important thing to remember is that yesterday, and we did a four-hour show, every single person this entire week has not proposed any policy, has not actually contrasted anything that could be quantifiable.
	They have spoken and said nothing.
	You got nothing!
	Nothing!
	And if you were a man you would have done it now!
	And I know what you're thinking.
	Okay, maybe some of the time, like Tim Walz yesterday, when he said, mind your own damn business, that was something.
	but in fact it was still nothing.
	I have nothing, nothing, nothing.
	And some of you I know are still saying like, hey couldn't you have fact-checked, you know,
	some kind of policy or some proposal that would be horrible for America?
	And I hear you.
	Believe me, I hear you.
	It is not falling on deaf ears.
	But I couldn't, again, because the theme has been that these people say, propose, and have offered nothing.
	People have begun to lose their hopes and forget their dreams so that nothing grows strong.
	When I grew up, I was afraid of that wolf being outside my bedroom window.
	Comment below, were you afraid of that, too?
	Yes, of course.
	And I was the only one who actually laughed when that horse died in the mud.
	What?
	Atreyu?
	Not- Trey was not the horse, dummy.
	The horse was a bit of a pain in the ass.
	Oh, guys.
	Utah's a strip, Utah wise guys.
	West Jordan.
	We were right last night.
	We were both right.
	Will you stop it?
	What are you, 11?
	No, come on.
	Jesus.
	We were both right.
	Come on.
	Hey!
	Dammit, the fight's out there, boys!
	Can't you see the fight's out there?
	We got time.
	By the way, we can hear you guys partying out there, so keep it down, huh?
	They're laughing at us.
	And you can't fact check joy.
	Am I right?
	No.
	Well, especially not when you have none, which is pretty much everybody in this room.
	So we have a lot that we are going to be getting to tonight.
	I'm trying to think of how we lead this off.
	Well, I guess before anything else, let's first go to this broad who, what was she, an empire or something?
	She was in a show.
	One of those things.
	Let's see what she's saying right now.
	This is an actress wearing a doily.
	We do this for working families who make this country thrive.
	We do this for the planet and for each other.
	We do this for justice and for peace and for democracy.
	And as we are about to hear, we do this for the safety of our communities.
	You know, it's funny, when I go to South Dallas or the black areas of town, I usually look around and say, you know, the planet needs more of this.
	Well, it's safe here, too.
	You're coming out to throw an egg.
	I apologize.
	A little bit.
	I love that.
	Don't apologize, turn it up.
	Same thing for, hey, who's this turncoat?
	Looks like me.
	He's probably the guy who shot people with paintballs on Tim Walz's watch.
	My job is to protect people.
	All people.
	I don't trust a cop with Botox.
	Righteous anger spilled over into the streets of Flint, Michigan.
	One bad decision from either side, and there would have been bloodshed.
	But that didn't happen.
	We laid down our riot gear, and we embraced the community, and instead of hate, we chose hope.
	Guys, look, I know you might be thinking we're the laughing stock because we're Detroit and 7 out of 10 murders go completely unsolved, but we kneeled to some blacks!
	That counts for something.
	By the way, I think they chose Genesee County, Michigan strategically because he's the sheriff responsible for Flint.
	Oh, wonderful.
	Sure, listen, look, you know what they have a saying in Flint?
	Tap water's overrated.
	Hydration?
	You shouldn't.
	There was a study that came out that said fluoride in the tap, that'll kill you.
	That's right.
	I'm trying to keep you safe.
	That'll kill you.
	So, you know, we just decided to skip the whole thing all together.
	Wow.
	It's like, you know, the poison pill to make sure you don't drink from the tap.
	Killed a lot of blacks.
	Not gonna, you know, we're not proud of that, but, uh, you know, sometimes you gotta crack a few black eggs.
	Lick some bush.
	I cannot believe that they are, uh, and by the way, we can bring that up, that image of them laying down their riot gear before they were raped without mercy.
	If at some point, by the way, tonight you're watching this live fact check on YouTube, you may see this.
	That means I'm talking?
	Hand that over to Rumble, because, uh, you know, we're not gonna self-censor.
	So, we don't need to listen to this.
	By the way, this guy right here is why I don't say, back the blue.
	I say, back some blue, but don't back the blue, because you have cops like him.
	How could you be law enforcement and be at this convention?
	They're incompatible.
	Yeah, I mean, this guy said, righteous anger in 2020 spilled out into the streets, and we, we did what?
	We had riot gear on.
	When do you put on riot gear?
	Peaceful protester gear, but yes.
	No, not peaceful protest.
	Peaceful protester gear, yes.
	But he said it was riot gear.
	Peaceful protester gear, though.
	Did he use the right terms?
	If they're black, it's peaceful protester gear.
	So you laid it down, and then what happened?
	The city burned?
	This is good, like, so businesses can go, yeah, you're the pansies that laid down and kind of kissed the boots of these guys.
	Come on!
	Like, one of the black seniors was like, oh, I think so, you might want to pick that up.
	He said, no, leave it down!
	You haven't fought good riots anyway!
	This guy's gay too, I think.
	I think he's gay.
	You think he's gay?
	Nah, I'm just kidding.
	What gave it away?
	The village people like uniform?
	I think he's got a beige skirt on.
	Not that there's anything wrong with that.
	Look at these mama-looks.
	Well, that brings us to, actually, look, we are going to continue fact-checking live tonight, and you can use the hashtag, by the way, Comrade Kamala, and the promo code Comrade Kamala for $15 off Mug Club as we lead into election night, November 5th, 2024.
	I've been telling you that this is what they do.
	They did it with Joe Biden.
	I'm going to distill this.
	You'll say it's reductive.
	Yes, and we'll get into all of Kamala's policies, who she is, her flip-flops, what we expect tonight.
	But before that, the game plan from the left is lie to you until the lie is no longer tenable, then just cheat.
	Let me give you some examples.
	Lie to you about Joe Biden being fit as a fiddle, being in good health, until they realize the lie couldn't get him past that finish line, so then they just cheat and they don't play by the rules.
	Lie to you About COVID coming from a wet market?
	About COVID going to kill two million Americans in two months?
	About lockdowns working?
	About teachers not going back to school for the health interests of the children and not the teachers unions?
	About vaccine mandates?
	Lie to you and then when it no longer works, just cheat and say, well, we didn't know.
	Yes, you did.
	Lie to you?
	Allow Kamala Harris to not appear before the media.
	Is it day 29?
	Day 30 at this point?
	To not give an official interview or press conference?
	I think 32.
	32.
	Lie to you, lie to you, lie to you, and then, when she actually gets some air time, and it will go badly, cheat.
	Cheat.
	That's the game plan.
	Lie until it no longer works.
	Not lie and have a crisis of conscience.
	Lie to you until it no longer works, and then cheat.
	And that is why we are preparing for the election livestream of the century, the Rumble on Rumble, November 5th, 2024.
	I fully I fully plan on the left polling a lot of foul play and cheating.
	That's why, with your support when you join Mug Club, we're actually going to have the live electoral integrity map where you can go, you can see states.
	We will have the ability to call and dispute states because we will have more data than any news agency on legacy media that night.
	When you go there, something happens like a pipe bursting in Georgia or Bristol boards being posted over a precinct in Detroit.
	We will have boots on the ground in every major city, Milwaukee, Detroit, Phoenix, Atlanta, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and a volunteer army as well alongside them so that you can see in real time what is going on.
	Nothing happens in darkness.
	No more tricks.
	It's been an undertaking.
	Millions of dollars in the works.
	The more lies that I see, the worse I know the cheating is going to be.
	I have no doubt about it.
	But let's recap you before we continue with Rep.
	Lucy McBath.
	I don't know.
	I have no idea who that is and I don't care.
	They're talking about gun violence right now.
	Oh, really?
	Are they?
	Okay, well I guess let me listen to her really quickly so I can not care.
	Oh, here comes a montage, but they're late.
	On December 14, 2012, I walked into Sandy Hook School.
	I stopped at the office, chatted with my principal, then started my day with my second graders.
	Suddenly, a loud crash.
	Like metal folding chairs falling.
	154 gunshots blaring.
	Hiding in the coats.
	Trying to sing with my students.
	Trying to read to them.
	Trying to drown out the sounds.
	Alright, she can shut up.
	She was one step away from saying a rose such a clatter.
	We get it.
	Of course it's a tragedy.
	No one is saying that gun violence, whenever it takes place, violence of any kind is not a tragedy.
	What they won't tell you are the statistics.
	They won't tell you that 94 to 97 percent of mass shootings occur in gun-free zones.
	They won't tell you that firearms are used to defend lives far more often each year.
	According to the DOJ, according to the CDC, 500,000 to 3 million defensive uses of firearms each year when compared to homicide.
	It's anywhere between 10 and 20,000 in a given year.
	They will not tell you about the statistics as to who is committing gun violence.
	If you actually take out certain demographics in this country, we have lower gun violence.
	Then Finland, then Sweden, then other countries.
	It's because we don't have a homogenous society and we have gang crime in this country.
	You are far more likely to die in your bathtub, in a car, and so are your children, or by the way, from choking at school than from being shot.
	They won't give you the statistics.
	They never want to give you the statistics.
	This is one of the few areas where they'll propose some policy and again it makes no sense.
	Oh, pistol grip?
	Can't have that.
	10 round mag, can't have that, we can't have that, and we'll get into Kamala Harris and her support of a mandatory gun buyback.
	That's a ban, by the way.
	But before that, let's recap everything that you've missed.
	Here, I believe we have the clip DNC cringe montage, and it's self-explanatory.
	As the saying goes, if you're not at the table, you're on the menu.
	To a childless cat lady.
	Yikes!
	That's a good lady.
	What?
	What? Me?
	On behalf of the great state of Minnesota...
	What's with the hat?
	She's half Indian.
	Mrs. Michael J. Fox.
	You can't let them do to America what it is to Florida.
	Democrats welcome Weird.
	This just came out, you're behind you, shouldn't you?
	Wait, I thought we were here, right?
	Michael Dell's arguing with a child.
	You're an asshole!
	I can spend my time revving up this crowd, but I'm certain I don't have to talk anybody out of voting for Donald Trump here.
	Now let's cut to the chase.
	I am too old.
	How many more of these I'll be able to come to?
	I'm depending on you to do, as Spike Lee would say, the right thing.
	Project 2025!
	That is false.
	Trump did not write Project 2025.
	CNN got something right.
	Where were you when CNN told the truth the first time?
	I know, I swear to you that lady looked like an SNL sketch person.
	Like there was a caricature of somebody who'd be on the DNC stage, not her.
	Speaking of caricatures, I mean they made fun of the RNC for bringing out Hulk Hogan.
	They did.
	And they brought out, was it Veruca Salt or is it Violet Beauregard?
	They haven't gotten back to me.
	They haven't gotten back to you?
	Mission control!
	There was a bunch of other stuff that came in and it got kind of swamped.
	Alright, okay.
	Well, they had on earlier today, Elise Slotkin from Michigan spoke to the conference and she was one of the Wonka Girls.
	You guys can fact check me watching.
	I don't remember if she was... Violet.
	She was Violet Beauregard.
	As the program continues, Alyssa Slotkin, representative from the state of Michigan, is listening.
	She came out like the after picture of Beauregard in the blueberry outfit.
	I'm Alyssa Slotkin.
	I am honored to be your U.S.
	Senate nominee from the great state of Michigan.
	It was very cringy.
	I mean, not as bad as Augustus Gloop's appearance earlier, which was ill-received.
	Is there ever less a gobstopper made of Judenties?
	Nein!
	How is you?
	Surrounding NZ chocolates!
	My chocolates, it's full of Jew!
	How is you?
	Sorry, I'm still sick.
	You alright?
	Overall though, before we get to what's going on right here and we get to Kamala's policy,
	it was really just a parade, it was a cavalcade, it was a black parade of freaks.
	Thanks for watching.
	you He said, son, please don't throw up, but look!
	Upon all of the wokest, most freakish sights of man, to make sure that we were in those corners of power, he said, will we defeat them?
	These demons, the communist believers, and trends that they have made.
	Because some will, they hate it And they will simply stop at nothing
	To burn this nation we have made When I was a young boy
	My father took me into Chicago I saw that minstrel man
	I said, Dad, when I grow up I'll see that we saved this sovereign nation
	From the last destructive hands From the last destructive hands
	You know, usually our parodies are pretty funny.
	That's the first time I saw that final cut.
	That might just be considered propaganda.
	I don't know if you watched that, but I got fired up like, no, we gotta stop him!
	Demons!
	Right?
	Didn't you feel that?
	Didn't you feel something swell up in you?
	I absolutely did.
	I think it's the vodka.
	Poison from Chernobyl.
	It sniffed the kid's head right after that, so we had to cut away.
	And to let people know, of course, bring up in the lower third, we are going to be fact-checking this god-awful convention, but we do have an exclusive right now.
	Captain Morgan just let me know that we have a tip, and everything's been redacted, as I understand it.
	Yeah, everything's been redacted.
	So this came in.
	Obviously, a lot of talk about Trump and RFK.
	They're holding a press conference tomorrow.
	I know Trump is going to be in Arizona.
	They're going to be in the same city.
	And so there's a lot of speculation on if RFK is going to endorse.
	Well, one of the Mug Club Army has basically reached out to us.
	But let me set this up with what the Trump campaign put out, because it kind of sets the stage.
	President Trump will be joined by a special guest as he delivers remarks about his America First policies and his vision to lower inflation and the cost of living, secure the border, And make our city safe again.
	Okay, so he's reserved a spot for somebody.
	This tip that we received says, from one of the Mud Club Army, says, I am a blank in the Phoenix area.
	I do many corporate conferences and political press conferences.
	Today I got the call to do the blank for the RFK press conference.
	We redact some of those when I say blank.
	Press conference tomorrow.
	As a member of the Mug Club Army, I wanted to reach out with any info I may have.
	From the info I've been given, the announcement will be between 1 and 2 p.m.
	local time.
	There is an update, so that gets adjusted here in a second.
	He will be departing after.
	All indications point to him endorsing Trump and possibly moving to the Trump rally as that rally starts at 4 p.m.
	local time.
	This is what I have now, but I'll get you more info as the day comes on.
	And this is the update that we got really just a little while ago that says RFK Jr.
	is actually set to speak at 11 a.m.
	local I just did get word he will be going to the Trump rally after the press conference.
	I had to change my time so it wouldn't interfere with my split day workout.
	That's right, my voice is better in drier climates.
	I get too wiped out when I do like that.
	You can tell the difference?
	Kennedy going to a rally?
	Yeah, well, you know.
	Jesus.
	I hear he's going to go in a limo that's an open top.
	I don't know why.
	Yeah, with a helmet.
	He's got double plexiglass.
	That's unconfirmed, unconfirmed.
	Unconfirmed, but that means tomorrow at 11 p.m.
	Thank you.
	And you guys can join up at MugClubArmy.com.
	We appreciate your help.
	What do you expect tonight, Nick?
	Because yesterday, obviously, we were all getting very frustrated.
	Yeah.
	And you said afterwards, Nick walked out, he said, you can't in fact check emotion!
	That's true.
	That's the perfect way to put it.
	It is.
	Nice.
	I do have a way with words, you motherless fucks.
	You do!
	You waited until after we went off air to say it!
	I was like, that's perfect!
	No, I didn't!
	Yeah, you did!
	I was like, that's perfect for me!
	No, we were still rolling, I was told!
	No, we're always rolling.
	Well, you just heard it.
	Yeah.
	More of the same, only to the tenth power.
	When the dizzy bitch herself comes out, this is gonna be priceless.
	Yeah?
	This is gonna be priceless.
	I mean... Do you think she'll be talking about any specific policy?
	Oh, yes.
	She'll get right down to the farm tax bill.
	Are you kidding me?
	She'll be like, ah, they're white, we're black and brown.
	That's it.
	Why does it sound like Paul Lynn?
	I don't know.
	Who else?
	D.L.
	Hughley was already on.
	I gotta be honest with you.
	I met him on a set of Tough Crowd and I liked him.
	We liked each other because he liked the way I was pushing the racial... and I watched him do... funny, funny dude.
	But then I look at him on X and he is insanely... He's a socialist.
	Yeah, hardcore.
	He's a hardcore socialist.
	So who else is on besides before Kamala stinks up the place?
	We got Gretchen Whitmer.
	Oh, that yeast infection.
	Adam Kinzinger.
	Oh, girl!
	A girl with nice boobies!
	What's funny is it's like a completely tame, clean insult, but it cuts so much deeper.
	I'm learning to do that more.
	Oh, a girl!
	I know you guys, a lot of people love banjo music, I realize that.
	Hey, look!
	Pink!
	Oh, look at Pink!
	She's working her traps, apparently.
	Exactly, she looks like Bane.
	She's got a neck on her like Brian Ehrlich.
	Here's the part where she goes out and sings a song to young women that you're perfect just the way you are, which no young man has ever heard, ever, feminists, because we're told that in order to earn the love of a woman, because love for men is conditional, we better get our shit together.
	So, you know, hey, if you're a woman you can just get teacher fat triceps and have a fauxhawk.
	I love the fact she's called Pink and she's got a dick.
	It's really a paradox.
	Allegedly.
	Alleged my ass.
	She makes Michelle Obama look like a newborn.
	True.
	Her nickname in college was Nathan.
	Is that a boy or a girl to the left?
	I don't know.
	You know what?
	They really do a good job of confusing you.
	I know!
	You have no idea.
	That's exactly what that's about.
	I don't know, but that child is dead inside.
	Oh, absolutely.
	That would be a perfect Peter Pan back when...
	♪ Let's, uh, do you have the clip?
	Here's one thing we did predict yesterday, because we went against the entire...
	I want to make out with that boy.
	The entire night.
	And it was very difficult to fact check.
	Nothing.
	It was very difficult to fact check when there is nothing being spoken.
	That's all we had to deal with yesterday.
	He was a coach.
	Hey, isn't that great?
	Hey, hope.
	Hey, joy.
	Hey, vibes.
	Nothing is what was spoken yesterday.
	So we made the prediction that, and I think some of you on Mug Club may have made some bets.
	Well, do you have it?
	Let's just play what we said yesterday and I stand by it.
	I think Kamala Harris, if I'm predicting it, if you can believe it, will propose less in policies.
	How many people here want to bet she will not talk about the increase in unrealized capital gains taxes?
	That's at the end of the night when I sounded like Harvey Fierstein.
	I didn't raise my hand, but I do support.
	I just want to be loved, is that so wrong?
	Look, I'm still here for you.
	I haven't taken a 60 day in 34 years.
	What's on Trilogy?
	It's actually pretty good.
	Let's go through this.
	So let's go through who Kamala Harris is, because this is important.
	We'll get to the very specific proposed policies that she's given, and I don't think she's going to get into them tonight because they are wildly unpopular.
	The fear of the unknown is worse than the known until the known is worse.
	Like I talked about this yesterday, fear of the unknown is terrible until I broke my femur, shattered my kneecap, and I was like, well actually that's worse.
	That's worse than my worst case scenario, I thought I'd sprained an ankle.
	So, with Kamala Harris, she was saying, the fear of the unknown, I better get out there and answer a question.
	She did it once, it went so badly, she went right back into hiding.
	So understand that because...
	Before we get into the very, very thin amount of policy, you need to see it through the prism of who Kamala Harris really is.
	Kamala Harris is really, let's, four things, okay?
	Number one, she's a radical, a radical leftist who of course enables criminality.
	A big part of this conversation really is about reimagining how we do public safety in America.
	Minneapolis today, with its charred remnants of last night's rioting.
	The fury evident at every corner.
	Now, Mayor Jacob Fry says to understand what happened Thursday night, They're not going to stop.
	You need to go back 24 hours.
	This is a movement, I'm telling you.
	To the looting and protests in the area the night before.
	They're not going to stop.
	People are laughing, some people are videotaping.
	They're not going to stop.
	Just threw something on fire, Chris, a firecracker.
	They're not going to stop.
	Something got fired!
	Oh no!
	They're not going to stop before Election Day in November, and they're not going to stop after Election Day.
	And of course, remember, she supported a fund to bail out rioters in Minnesota, some of whom went right on to commit violent crimes again.
	And Noodles, let me know, I think they had some fact checks, so whatever they have that comes in really quickly, just feed it right to me, because I know that there's a lot of BS going on here.
	Here's something else that you need to know about Kamala Harris.
	So number one, she's a radical leftist who supports crime.
	That's sort of the Americanized version.
	Internationally, Kamala Harris, if you look at what she actually believes, and you look at GovTrack, This is why she was rated the most liberal senator in the United States, including Bernie Sanders.
	She's an actual communist.
	And what I mean by that is, she believes that the government should mandate and enforce outcomes.
	So there's a big difference between inequality and equity.
	And economic justice, then, we know, is our collective commitment to equity.
	It's all about equity.
	And whether or not we are truly committed to the principles of equity in every way that we as government and as a society Can enforce those important principles.
	Because I believe, as you all do, that addressing gender equity and equality is essential.
	Giving people the resources and the support they need so that everyone can be on equal footing.
	To put equity firmly at the center of our economic policy.
	The president, myself, The secretary and everyone in our administration are so dedicated to
	A specific principle, which is that of equity.
	If we think that by giving everyone an equal amount, we're going to achieve equal outcomes, it doesn't take into account, not everybody starts out on the same base.
	So we have to address this in a way that is about giving resources based on equity, understanding that we fight for equality, but we also need to fight for equity, understanding not everyone starts out at the same place.
	This is a fight!
	That is a civil rights fight, a human rights fight.
	This is about equity.
	equitable treatment means we are...
	No, it's just he was a space guy.
	No, it's just he was a space guy.
	Yeah, I know.
	Space Shuttle Commander.
	Yes.
	Was he an actual commander or did he appropriate the title?
	Is it Stolen Valor for Space?
	I don't know if it's the same thing.
	You notice when Kamala's talking about the tenets of socialism or communism, she never screws up?
	Right.
	No words.
	She doesn't need, yeah, she can go off and find a way.
	Right on the money. When we all...
	It's a good one.
	I didn't even know that!
	Who knew?
	Take your semen pills and put your helmet on!
	Somebody's been up right.
	I'm sorry.
	So look, we do have some breaking information.
	We do!
	They think that there are some excerpts that have been leaked from Kamala Harris' speech.
	Yes.
	Do we have a transcript?
	Does it read...
	Oh, that's Walters.
	Yes, that's Walters.
	So here, pull that up really quickly.
	So there's a few things that are in here.
	Let me give you just two bullet points and then I'm going to give you a follow-up.
	One is we know what a second Trump term would look like.
	It's all laid out in Project 2025.
	So that boring old line.
	No, not a boring old line.
	The lie.
	It's a lie to the American public.
	It's a boring old line there.
	Every single one of these people have said it.
	But they want to repeat the lie enough and then they accuse Donald Trump of lying.
	It is a lie.
	It's a flat-out lie.
	Even CNN had to say it once.
	They're very lazy.
	Even when Snopes debunked something, they come back with it an hour later.
	Daniel Dayle had to come out and say that wasn't true.
	Biden came out and said that Donald Trump praised neo-Nazis as very fine people.
	He said it this week.
	I know, I know.
	And they're like lazy.
	You have to be able to adjust on the fly when it comes to life.
	Well, here's point number two.
	Consider the power he will have, especially after the United States Supreme Court just ruled he would be immune from criminal prosecution.
	That's actually not true.
	We have the fact check here.
	SCOTUS did not grant Trump immunity from any prosecution just for official acts.
	As President.
	They didn't give details on what those official acts are.
	And by the way, they didn't give him that immunity.
	They recognized Otherwise, presidential immunity, which has already always existed.
	Otherwise, Barack Obama would be dead.
	He would have faced the death penalty for all the drone strikes.
	And by the way, I'm not saying that he should be.
	I'm saying that you need to be able to make executive decisions.
	The Supreme Court did not create a right.
	They recognize the right of presidential immunity.
	It's the same thing that these people say when they're talking about qualified immunity with police officers.
	No, it doesn't protect you from criminal acts.
	It protects you from civil litigation because someone high on PCP got smacked around when you pulled them over for a speeding ticket and they punched you in the balls.
	That's what it is.
	They lie about these things.
	There is no more they're ignorant.
	There is no more we have different views for America.
	They fundamentally want to view a non-America.
	They want to look out their front porch and see a place that is not the United States of America.
	That's the truth.
	There is no common ground.
	You guys can comment if you agree, and I'm the guy who just changed my mind on black and white and the gray issues, but you know what?
	Hey, I'll talk with anyone.
	I'll let them know where I disagree.
	There's no virtue in finding common ground on a lie.
	Yeah, so one of the other things, they're going to claim that Trump is the one who is divisive, right?
	Not the Democrats.
	Ah, yes, yes.
	We've got, I think we have the clip here of this.
	I couldn't believe it when this happened.
	Biden said Trump and MAGA Republicans are a clear and present danger to democracy and did it with this background.
	Has called Trump and the extreme MAGA Republicans, quote, a clear and present danger to our democracy.
	That's the Harris administration.
	We're just gonna say Harris administration because we all know Biden was not running the show.
	He hasn't been doing much of running anything lately, including his own mouth.
	He absolutely looked like Stalinist Hitler-esque.
	It was one of those things where you're like, Who chose this background?
	I thought Oliver Stone was directing it.
	Well actually, but did you see, I think at that time, I can't remember if you remember.
	Speaking of divisive, show me where you see this at Trump rallies.
	just outside of the DNC people were asking folks, drivers by to honk to execute Trump.
	By the way, am I offended?
	No, but that's exactly what they claim Trump supporters were doing with their midget noose for Mike Pence.
	Yeah.
	On January 6th.
	It's just someone saying like, I don't like him, execute him.
	I think it's stupid.
	I think it's immature.
	But they're the people.
	They're the party of divisive.
	And you can thank Barack Obama for that.
	Oh, we got Leon Panetta up here.
	I know, they're still digging him up.
	Yeah, exactly.
	I've got a couple of other things.
	And the biopic will be played by George Segal.
	I thought he was a good guy when Reagan was around.
	You'll like this.
	What?
	So, let me just set this up for you, and this is not part of this clip, but it involves Al Sharpton, so get ready.
	Apparently mispronouncing Kamala Harris' name as Representative Manchin.
	The bitch said she was 18 at the time!
	Well, almost.
	Yes you did!
	It's racist to mispronounce her name, but when this guy does it, I guess it's okay?
	How do you mispronounce twat?
	Kamala Harris!
	Kamala!
	a box of Chesterfiffs all rolled into one. It's alright I never said that. I never said that.
	Let's look right now at Leon Panita. What I said was...
	That's what our warriors do.
	That's what our warriors do. He looks the same. Our warriors need a tough...
	I can't wait until RFK is the CIA director.
	Wasn't this guy kind of moderate?
	our democracy from tyrants I can't wait until RFK is the CIA director screw you
	screw you screw you you can laugh my family screw you you guys are all fired
	wasn't this kind of moderate I'm just gonna inject you with the mRNA vaccine
	25 times see what happens 28 days later yeah I got a little on the Senate
	intelligence committee and his vice president.
	She worked with more than 150 world leaders.
	I thought they were going to say men.
	She's looked our allies in the eye and said America has your back.
	No, they're on hers.
	Trump would abandon our allies and isolate America.
	Wrong.
	In the 1930s.
	That's an outright lie.
	Hold on a second.
	We tried it.
	We tried it for four years under Donald Trump and we had no new foreign conflicts, by the way.
	And Russia didn't act up.
	And Iran didn't act up.
	And North Korea didn't act up.
	But you got mad because he actually spoke with them.
	Think about this for a second.
	Donald Trump is the first leader, yes, I get it, to step across that stupid South Korea, North Korea line.
	You know what else he did?
	He said.
	He said that Kim Jong Un was fat.
	Kay?
	He does both!
	He keeps them on their toes!
	That's right.
	By the way, there's a difference between being isolationist and not doing anything in the rest of the world, and not getting into new wars because you are good enough to keep yourself out of them, and also kill the second person in command of a country when you get out of them.
	Do you notice these people who are in positions where they're highly specialized?
	They're always... It's kind of like someone in IT who's always going to tell you you have to solve something in this super thoroughly technical manner.
	You're like, why don't I just unplug it and plug it back in?
	Like, I guess you could do that, and it starts working.
	This guy, every solution involves more foreign intervention.
	Just like with Anthony Fauci, every single solution involved more kickbacks to Big Pharma, involved more control to the CDC.
	They never tell you, hey, hey, look, we get things wrong a whole lot.
	Hey, I'm Leon Panetta, and guess what?
	Have you guys seen what we've done internationally?
	You see the Iran deal?
	Not our best!
	You see what happened with Iraq?
	Okay, look, not our finest moment.
	Did Anthony Fauci ever say, sure, I said people could get AIDS through cereal boxes in the same house as their parents?
	You know what?
	I screwed up.
	Turns out that it was only communicable in gay bathhouses, which I was attending all the time.
	Instead, they just tell you, no, it's the next thing.
	Give us more control.
	These people cannot tell you, hey, hold on a second, I no longer justify my job.
	They'll never tell you that.
	And we like to think because they work in the military, they're somehow altruistic.
	No, no, I'm sorry.
	The soldiers who sign up, the people who want to go out there and be Marines and fight for their country, that's a very different person from someone who has been a career, a career military pencil pusher.
	I would like to try isolationism.
	Yes, I would.
	I would like to try.
	You just say to the rest of the world, you need us still more than we need you for business purposes, right?
	Yes.
	We'll do business with you.
	That's it. That's where I write.
	🎵 Ha ha ha! I don't like that one.
	That's over the top.
	No, stop it, really?
	Look, now the giddy gets sensitive.
	By the way, under Donald Trump, NATO spent $50 billion more on their own defense.
	He was just making sure they spent money on their own defense.
	And also, one of the only countries out there that wanted us to actually have Donald Trump as president.
	The one that depends on us for defense, Taiwan!
	Yeah.
	In 2020, they wanted Donald Trump to be president.
	Because look, when it comes to Taiwan, we still need their chips.
	Bet you can't eat just one.
	Not those chips, Steven.
	That's not what Mark Messier said.
	Whatever.
	By the way, really quickly, we do have... Since we did have Kamala's name mispronounced, it's not the first time that this has happened to a good reverend.
	Tim, you have a Reverend Al Sharpton.
	No I don't.
	Mother... I told you two to stop copying my schtick with the screwing up all the time!
	Mr. O'Reilly, what a fair word!
	Noodles?
	It's pronounced noodles!
	Thanks for confirming I had it before setting it up.
	That's how we do things, I guess.
	And then Noodles looked at you and I'm like, nah, he's... Gerald, you will make a god-awful lawyer because you ask nothing but questions you do not know the answer to!
	Did you order the Code Red?
	Are you in fact a retard?
	We have like a six minute montage.
	I just don't know if we want to... You don't want to laugh?
	You don't want to have a good time?
	What do you mean?
	I'm talking about the montage of Kamala Harris.
	No, no, no.
	I have Al Sharpton first.
	I want to have a good time first before I go to Kamala Harris.
	You've seen this, right?
	Him with the prompter?
	Al Sharpton?
	Yeah.
	A long time ago, right?
	Yeah, but you know what?
	Let's revisit it.
	I know.
	I love black literature.
	No, do you have a montage about Sharpton's corrupts?
	I do not.
	I just don't have it.
	They will often say that one in glass houses should not be throwing stonies.
	Who's this?
	You had it.
	Who's this guy?
	I never said that.
	Who's this chump?
	Have more wine, Gerald.
	Emasculated.
	Rep Ruben Gallego?
	Oh, that's uh... Is that the Arizona guy?
	Yeah.
	They're really bringing out Arizona because they're losing Latinos very fast.
	Gallego.
	I think they said Gallego, no?
	I'm even prouder to be a Marine.
	Rah!
	Rah.
	That's what you said when you got in the shower with him.
	My mom raised us alone.
	On a secretary's salary.
	Cause your dad hated you for a reason.
	I slept on the floor.
	I worked every job I could.
	Including hand and blow.
	Making pizzas.
	I made it to Harvard with no money or connections.
	What'd you do?
	How'd you do it then?
	Other kids were happy because they were at Harvard.
	I was happy because I finally had a mattress.
	Wait a minute, it was bad J.D.
	Vance went to Yale then.
	Yeah.
	I enlisted.
	No one went to Yale.
	He's the original J.D.
	Vance's guy.
	Yeah.
	It's like bizarro world gay Vance.
	The background looks like green screen, right?
	I kind of like it, right?
	It's kind of like my show.
	It looks like it's running red with the blood of the innocent.
	You guys see my new set?
	You haven't seen it, have you?
	No, is it like the gates of hell?
	Fire and brimstone?
	You just kick somebody in there every once in a while?
	We watch Nick DiPaolo's show, then we burn!
	No idea what you're talking about.
	Adam Sandler in the Norm Macdonald film.
	We have a six minute montage of Kamala Harris.
	You know what, here's the thing.
	Do we have it?
	I'm just kidding.
	Yes, you do have that.
	So I told you, she's a radical leftist who supports crime.
	She's a communist, we know that.
	And here's something else that you really need to know about Kamala Harris, which will get us through the policy, is she is extremely unlikable.
	And she is very, very slow on her feet.
	Which is why we've gone 32 days without a genuine interview.
	But believe your lion eyes and ears.
	I am Kamala Harris.
	My pronouns are she and her.
	I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit.
	I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by what has been.
	And understands the strength that rests in understanding the significance of diplomacy.
	How dare we speak Merry Christmas!
	Happy Kwanzaa from our family to yours.
	How dare we?
	I know how to make a mean pot of greens.
	In fact, people used to ask me to make greens for them for Christmas.
	You know, I think that there's a duality to the nature of democracy.
	It's on your laptop and it's then therefore up here in this cloud that exists above us, right?
	That's on top of everything else that we know and don't know yet based on what we've just been able to see and because we've seen it or not doesn't mean it hasn't happened.
	When it's Intact?
	Oh, it's so strong.
	And when we talk about the children of the community, they are the children of the community.
	There's a balance to be struck between being tough and being a bitch.
	So strong in its nature.
	And it's very fragile.
	What can be unburdened by what has been.
	There is this wonderful word that has a great meaning and it's called hypothesis.
	I love Venn diagrams.
	It's just something about those three circles.
	The work that we have begun is the work that is going to be ongoing.
	But there will be no pride associated with the hypothesis, because after all, it was a hypothesis.
	So I am committed to ensuring that we engage in an active way on the root causes, on addressing the cause and effect.
	What can be unburdened by what has been.
	I'm pointing to the direction of what I believe is the Capitol.
	All right, that actually goes on for six minutes, but we decided... Too much.
	Can't you see he's had enough?
	Small doses, Steven.
	emotional damage. What the hell was that? I put my picture up in that one. Someone I have reconciled, okay, during
	that clip. Something came out from Donald Trump?
	We do have a post from Donald Trump.
	He made, in a lot of people's opinion, a blunder by going after Brian Kemp.
	It looks like maybe there's a little bit of love here.
	Let's see if we can bring it up on the screen big enough for Stephen to be able to read there.
	Thank you to hashtag BrianKempGA, that's how you say in social Brian Kemp Georgia, for all your help and support in Georgia where a win is so important to the success of our party and more importantly our country, right?
	That's what it is, it's our country.
	I look forward to working with you and your team and all of my friends in Georgia to help make America great again!
	He did all caps.
	Why'd he put that out?
	That's huge.
	Because he's the governor of Georgia and they've been sideways for a while.
	No, I understand that, but why the timing now?
	Is he gonna be there or what?
	I don't know, but I know that Georgia is incredibly important for Donald Trump to win.
	I live there, I understand that.
	And to go after a very popular governor in that state was a mistake.
	I know.
	And so doing this is him actually showing the rest of us that he does want to win and not just be right.
	He did go after Kemp, but he went...
	Harder after Raftisberg of the Secretariat.
	He definitely did.
	I'm talking about very, very quickly.
	Right now we do, I think, have Whitmer coming up.
	I only did it, look, I only did it because people tell me that the devil went down there and I don't like, I'm not a fan of the devil, frankly not.
	Right.
	Let's see what Governor Whitmer has to say, who is the worst woman in the United States of America.
	Fake kidnapping plot, this woman, and the person who was involved with it tried to sting me, Jason Chambers.
	We've talked about him.
	Let's go.
	Another waste of tits.
	I'm Governor Gretchen Whitmer.
	Thank you.
	In Lansing, they call me Governor.
	But in Detroit, they call me Big Gretch.
	Call you what?
	Big Gretch?
	Big Stretch.
	Big Stretch, exactly.
	Donald Trump called me that woman from Michigan.
	You're lucky.
	As an insult.
	Yeah, dust your shoulders off, just like Eminem who you tried to imitate yesterday.
	Don't do this!
	It's this big!
	It's this big!
	Like women across America, we just GSD.
	Get some!
	Stuffed.
	Done.
	Well, that's because you have no GDP.
	Yet men still run the planet.
	It's un-fuckin'-real.
	At 29, I joined the sandwich generation.
	Stick that in your pipe, you witch.
	Sandwiched between working and raising my newborn and caring for my mom, who was dying from brain cancer.
	But not extraordinary.
	It's life.
	Those nights were memorable.
	Who was fighting for them?
	The people just trying to be better.
	I'm going to continue laughing at this later, but I want to hear the lies she tells.
	Kamala Harris knows who she's fighting for too.
	Yeah.
	fighting for too.
	Yeah, with a pillow when she was asleep.
	I took care of your mom last week.
	Oh, that sounds nice.
	How you gonna do it?
	Not just the college?
	Did you sleep your way to the top too?
	Lower the cost of health care and elder care for every family. Oh, that sounds nice. How you gonna do it?
	Not just the college lived a life like ours She knows us
	Did you sleep your way to the top doesn't know you at all?
	Bad-looking you think he understands that when your car breaks down you can't get to work
	work.
	No!
	How about the fact that people couldn't get to work because you shut down the entire state while you had your husband call the local doc, and I know the guy who he asked to lower it.
	You think he's ever had to take items out of the cart before checking out?
	Have you?
	Well, she takes items out of everyone else's cart.
	No, you think he's ever been to a grocery store?
	Have you?
	That's what the chauffeur is for.
	Oh, good one.
	So, we now know our theme.
	Yesterday, they hate people who go to Yale, and they hate successful people.
	She is us.
	What?
	If you say her name three times, will your heart scream, I am Legion?
	What happened?
	Their feed cut out.
	That's CNN's feed?
	Yep, CNN's feed cut out.
	That's probably because her tongue shot out like venom.
	They have it on a delay.
	Do we need to go to another feed?
	Yeah, we're gonna search for another feed.
	Is it us or is it CNN?
	It's CNN.
	Alright guys, we're going to go to another feed.
	Right now Anderson Cooper is going, OH MY GOD IT'S DEFECTIVE!
	He stepped on a cord.
	Probably because his boyfriend knocked the cord out.
	Yeah, he was whipping his boyfriend with a cord.
	Let me unplug this.
	Whoopsie!
	Go to the Weather Channel, I'm very curious.
	We're missing Whitmer!
	Oh, there you go.
	Right there.
	ABC.
	And we'll go back to CNN.
	James Brown's here again tonight.
	Mar-a-Lago?
	That's racist, lady.
	It's Mar-a-Lago.
	I know.
	In a crisis, we need someone strong enough to come up with a plan.
	Yeah, like someone like you where there was over 8,000 listed nursing home deaths because during COVID you sent young sick patients into nursing homes in order to try and hide the deaths because you thought, you know what, the old people are going to die anyway.
	Why wouldn't we choose the leader who's tough?
	She can't sell it.
	By the way, you know the guy who was punching the guy in the face, the video that we saw?
	That guy got off.
	Charge is dismissed.
	Yeah, because it's Michigan.
	Can you tell, though, she's not selling this.
	No, she's not.
	Women can't talk nice about other women, especially when it comes down to the presidency that they both want.
	She's faking it.
	She's got a smile on her face.
	There is no sincere juice behind this.
	Is she done?
	Oh no, bring them tits back!
	If you'll excuse me, my stockings have to go roll up under a house.
	Why are the Democrats the party of 15 minute speeches for the best people out there?
	Because they realize the average American has the attention span of a retarded gnat.
	I hope that when she walks out a bunch of trees throw apples at her.
	Who's this?
	That's Yvonne Longoria.
	Is it?
	Yeah, talk about a vapid poof.
	Yeah.
	Can we go back to CNN and see if they've gotten her?
	Yeah, let's see what CNN has to say.
	By the way, Governor Whitmer, she was, when people say, she's been still talking about this, that I was the subject of a kidnapping plot.
	Oh, whatever.
	Twelve!
	FBI and other undercover agents tried to entrap five defendants.
	So it was twelve agents and five defendants, and the plan to kidnap came from the defendants.
	One of them was a guy named Jason Chambers.
	J-A-Y-S-O-N Chambers.
	And he actually, we knew him.
	When we stung Antifa, he was the person to whom the evidence was handed over.
	Nothing happened with Antifa in Utah when they tried to stab Ben Shapiro with an ice pick.
	And he actually tried to sting us.
	He actually tried to offer me body armor that was not legal for civilian use because I was speaking at Lansing about the COVID death toll with Governor Whitmer.
	And he said, you know what?
	You should use this.
	This is better.
	I said, well, what'll happen if I get caught using that?
	He said, well, it's a felony.
	I said, well, you know what?
	I'll just buy, at that point, from Spartan Armor.
	I'll just use the stuff from a sponsor.
	It doesn't seem like your stuff is that much better anyway.
	If I would have done that, I would have been in jail from the same guy, FBI agent Jason Chambers, who was involved with the fake kidnapping plot, Governor Whitmer.
	Just so you know, the kind of target That Donald Trump has on his back that any of us who are making an impact have on our back.
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	Comrade Kamala, $15 off.
	Let's hear what Ava Longoria has to say.
	I'm just kidding.
	I don't know what to do now.
	Are you serious?
	She does look good, though.
	She always looks good, but she's not relevant anymore.
	She wasn't relevant when she was a hit.
	She is so West Coast vapid.
	Is she introducing Kamala Harris?
	Because here's one thing, yesterday Tim Walz went up I believe after 11 o'clock Eastern for 16 minutes.
	can so we're gonna say she's sippin' with it.
	Is she introducing Kamala Harris?
	Because here's one thing, yesterday Tim Walz went up I believe after 11 o'clock Eastern
	for 16 minutes.
	That's not what you do with a star.
	And the later they go up, the less faith the people have in them.
	Let me go through the proposals here, by the way.
	Real quickly, can I just say one thing?
	CNN brought this up last night and they were saying, you don't have enough Hispanic people.
	And then today, Eva Longoria comes out.
	I didn't see her on the list earlier.
	I mean, was this a late addition?
	I don't think so.
	I have no idea.
	They had Ana Navarro yesterday.
	But her whole entire speech was just, I used to be a Republican!
	Hey, De Palo!
	You still think I'm fat?
	Eat your heart out, you filthy wop!
	And she just repeated that over and over again.
	They're gonna roll out Freddie Prince Jr.' 's corpse.
	Followed by Ricky Ricciardo and uh... Ha!
	Ha!
	Kamalua!
	Kamalua!
	I'm home from the club, you whore!
	Um, so let me go through the actual policy proposals because there are not many from Kamala Harris so that, you know, she won't be getting into these tonight.
	Okay, let's go through the worst one.
	She will not mention this tonight.
	The unrealized capital gains tax.
	So let me explain this to you.
	Did you buy a home?
	And she says it'll only be on people making I believe Thank you, thank you
	I'm Adam Kinzinger and I am proud to be in the trenches with you as part of this sometimes awkward alliance that we have to defend truth Defend democracy and decency.
	Really?
	Democracy?
	How many votes did Kamala get during the primary?
	I was drawn to the party of Ronald Reagan, to his vision of a strong America, the shining city on a hill.
	I was a Republican for 12 years in Congress, and I still hold on to the label.
	I never thought I'd be here, but listen, you never thought you'd see me here, did you?
	Yeah, we did.
	Yeah, we did.
	I thought I'd seen her sit in a Russian bathhouse, but yes.
	You're politically confused, dude.
	You're like a transgender.
	Yep.
	Only you're politically confused.
	The Democrats are as patriotic as us.
	Really?
	You are a sucker.
	Even though they want open borders and amnesty for people who hate America.
	They love this country just as much as we do.
	By the way, this guy used to work, fact check me on this, he used to work with faith-based organizations.
	He came from a Christian background.
	How do you justify abortion all the way up until and including birth, no restrictions like Tim Walz and Kamala Harris want?
	Fact check me on that.
	He comes from the Christian background.
	He's so Christian that he can't vote for Donald Trump.
	They replaced Kim Cheadle with Don Cheadle, you see what I mean?
	Yes.
	To defend American values at home and abroad as we conservatives have ever been.
	You are abroad.
	I was relieved to discover that because I've learned something about my party too.
	Something I couldn't ignore.
	The Republican Party is no longer conservative.
	It has switched its allegiance from the principles that gave it purpose to a man whose only purpose is himself.
	Donald Trump is a weak man pretending to be strong.
	Says the guy who had to tuck tail and run from his party because he couldn't win an election so he shows up at the DNC so he can get a few book sales.
	He's gonna tell someone else that they're a weak man?
	Talking about a guy who they're trying to jail and shot once but he's a weak man.
	He's a perpetrator who can't stop playing the victim.
	He puts on quite a show, but there is no real strength there.
	He plays the victim?
	He was shot, dummy!
	And he got up and said, fight!
	It's in protecting your family.
	It's in standing up for our Constitution and our democracy.
	That, that is the soul of being a conservative.
	It used to be the soul of being a Republican.
	But Donald Trump has suffocated the soul of the Republican Party.
	How?
	So hold on a second.
	You want to raise us to the highest corporate tax rate in the industrialized world.
	You want to transition children, abortion up until and including birth, amnesty for any and all illegals.
	You want a $25,000 theft, down payment on a house.
	You want big bailouts for big banks, for big Wall Street.
	What else do we have?
	What else do we have?
	Democracy was frayed by the events of January 6th, as Donald Trump's deceit and dishonor led to a siege on the United States Capitol.
	You know what's so wrong about this?
	This guy, who's former military, he knows what a siege looks like.
	And it's not a bunch of people with face paint and funny hats being invited into the people's house.
	He's not even get that good response, by the way.
	No, he's not.
	And he shouldn't.
	Right, they see him as two-faced.
	He thought the election was stolen and he went out without a party.
	How can a party claim to be patriotic if it idolizes a man who tried to overthrow a free and fair election?
	What if, what if it wasn't a free and fair election and people were not being represented by the folks they elected?
	It's almost like actually fighting that is the most American thing you could do.
	Yes.
	And it retreats.
	It equivocates.
	It nominates a man who is weirdly obsessed with Putin.
	Boy, you fuckin' old moves.
	And his running mate who said, quote, I don't care what happens in Ukraine.
	We don't.
	And nobody does.
	Hey, don't you love that the entire Democratic Convention now loves foreign wars?
	COAT PINK!
	COAT PINK!
	Olly olly oxen free, bitches!
	...served in World War II.
	Who believed in a cause bigger than himself, and he risked his life for it, behind enemy lines.
	To preserve American democracy, his generation found the courage to face down armies.
	Listen, all we're asked to do is to summon the courage to stand up to one weak man.
	To stand up to him.
	He's been prosecuted and was shot.
	And you tried to keep him off the ballot through weaponizing the DOJ.
	I love how they always say he's the bully.
	This is ringing so hollow.
	The people there are clapping.
	Nobody at home is buying this shit.
	No.
	Independents, people on the fence.
	Let me tell you, it's gonna be a landslide of epic proportions.
	By the way... They're gonna make a... They'll make us stink out of it legally.
	Yeah.
	And try to make it look... Trust me.
	Yeah.
	Drink, because he said democracy thing.
	You got any pre-recorded bits we can pull up?
	I'm getting sick to my stomach.
	Bring up the drinking game rules one more time for people who are just tuning in.
	I know Kamala Harris shares my allegiance to the rule of law, the Constitution, and democracy.
	And she is dedicated to upholding all three in service to our country.
	She said the rioters should not stop.
	Whatever policies we disagree on pale in comparison with those fundamental matters of principle, of decency,
	and of fidelity to this nation.
	She must uphold the Constitution, you think.
	Of fidelity to this nation.
	Equity.
	Look, even Nancy Pelosi is like this, Dick.
	My fellow Republicans.
	A fidelity to this nation.
	Walls has been in China a million times.
	Yeah, thirty times.
	They show the pirate.
	The only woman of the house with a ticking pantsuit.
	It's a living, breathing ideal that defines us as a nation.
	Oh, that's a fetus.
	It's the bedrock that separates us from tyranny.
	Yep, I got a douche!
	And when that foundation is fractured, we must all stand together, united, to strengthen it.
	And again, what did he say?
	What did he say, people?
	The theme of the night is what?
	What?
	What?
	Nothing.
	I urge you, make the right choice.
	No policy, no specifics.
	Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
	Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
	I hope you die in your sleep tonight.
	Figuratively.
	That guy, you know I have an issue.
	By the way, I love how they show him walking all the way out so it's awkward.
	Who didn't exit stage right?
	He's just like, I still have a camera on me?
	That was uh... One of the Supremes.
	I have no respect for people like Adam Kinzinger.
	None whatsoever because everything he said is protecting democracy and this guy's a bad guy and he had a coup on our government and he didn't want to accept the results of an election even though he said peacefully and patriotically even though he said you should go home in peace and love and we don't do this and don't be violent and even though he left office voluntarily you human piece of crap He is not the issue.
	People are not pledging allegiance to Trump.
	Trump has signified to them that it's okay to question power and it's okay to question institutions that we used to believe in.
	That's why they love him.
	He will not be president after four years.
	It's okay to question institutions like the crown?
	Yes!
	Absolutely.
	We're kind of founded on the ability to go, hey, leaders, we get to question you.
	That's also why we have the Second Amendment, which he's also against.
	Yes.
	By the way, they put January 6th, former committee member on January 6th.
	I knew that's what they were going to put up.
	He withheld footage, by the way.
	Yes!
	We support rule of law!
	You put American taxpayers, law-abiding citizens, in jail for over a year.
	People who didn't even trespass while Kamala Harris helped free violent criminals, including murderers.
	Check that all you want.
	Let me go back, because it's Kamala Harris's sister who's the only person less qualified than Kamala Harris.
	So the policy, of course, unrealized capital gains for people who don't realize it.
	You buy a house, did it appreciate $250,000?
	You owe $125,000, whether you sell it or not.
	That's what capital gains, unrealized capital gains tax.
	Or stocks.
	Yeah, or stocks.
	You know, for example, if you have a 401k, they could come for any of that.
	Here's the reality.
	This has already been tried, in case you don't know.
	Now, to a much, much smaller level, Norway instituted a 1.1% wealth tax.
	30 billionaires and multi-millionaires left in 2022 alone.
	In Norway, they said, this is really screwed up.
	Not so good.
	I think we're going over to Luxembourg.
	Norway lost half a billion in tax revenue, or as Minnesota calls it after the riots, just, you know, it's a rough day, but we've had worse.
	Here's another policy from Kamala Harris that she won't talk about.
	Price controls, right?
	This is something that she's proposed, because every policy that Kamala Harris has proposed is wildly, wildly unpopular.
	She wants to tell companies what they can and cannot charge for products, right?
	She basically wants to say, because the reason for that is so that you don't blame her, because she's in office right now.
	She wants you to blame companies that all of a sudden, they just decided to raise prices.
	Now isn't that odd?
	Think about that for a second.
	All of a sudden, they just decided, hey, you know what, we're going to raise prices today.
	And I believe actually we have a clip about this.
	This is actually, was this the clip Price Control failed?
	Yeah, it's CNBC arguing amongst themselves.
	It's CNBC, where even there, her own representatives are getting pushback.
	Yeah, but if you look at grocery stores, the price margins are only 1-2%.
	And Josh, you know that's not what caused the inflation.
	And for you to say it with a straight face, it doesn't help your cause at all.
	No, but Joe, talking about, as a capitalist, I believe in competition and making sure that there's actual competition.
	Why didn't the corporations gouge for 40 years if that's what caused it?
	How did it suddenly happen they learned how to gouge three and a half years ago and it went to 40 year highs on inflation?
	And when you talk about unifying...
	Being where you are, you may be unifying intra-DNC, but I can guarantee you that what we're seeing in policies coming out are not unifying policies.
	And you must know that in terms of the populace.
	But Joe, you're not unifying to me.
	They're very divisive.
	That was one of the... I guess I get why Kamala doesn't do these things.
	That's right.
	I can't believe she sent me out here to talk to you guys.
	I thought it was an honor.
	That was one of the best ways to put it.
	Hold on, hold on.
	They haven't done this for the last 40 years?
	You're telling me the corporation just figured out three and a half years ago how they could price gouge?
	It shows you so clearly it's crap.
	Let's go to Kamala's sister really quickly, just like a fruit roll-up.
	I can just see her smiling.
	Oh, the annoying voice runs in the family!
	Can you imagine that family dinner table?
	Pass the roast beef!
	Shut up!
	I'm a vegetarian!
	Stop with your virtue signaling.
	She said that's enough, you've got work to do.
	Oh, is that what she used, the black voice?
	Laying on the black voice.
	What are you, the fucking maid from the Jeffersons?
	She would tell all of us to roll up our sleeves and get to work.
	You are the funniest people I've ever seen in my life.
	To elect a leader who sees the potential in each of us.
	She better.
	I hope she's a white nanny banger.
	A leader who cares for all of us.
	I hope that their father at the table said, what we have here is a failure to communicate Get that all black up in there.
	Are they bringing her out?
	No, not yet.
	It's way too early for Kamala Harris, isn't it?
	You wouldn't think so.
	You wouldn't think it would be too early.
	No, there's still... I think there's still more speakers to come.
	They're still vibing.
	Yeah.
	Now we have to drink.
	You said vibing.
	Okay.
	I haven't drank in a while.
	Governor of North Carolina is coming up next.
	That's the wrong dick.
	Another big dick.
	Another swishy white guy.
	Here we have a return from Carolina.
	I don't know about the boys regular.
	Looks like he drank some moonshine.
	The last guy standing between you and the moment we're all waiting for.
	Uh-oh.
	Alright.
	Who was the special guest that they were holding a spot?
	It was this guy.
	All week, boys heard stories about my friend Kamala.
	I want to take you behind the scenes of one of them.
	Careful.
	2011 was a rough time for American homeowners.
	By the way, let's go over that really quickly.
	Kamala Harris, they say, we're not going back to the past.
	So she wants to subsidize housing.
	She wants to offer $25,000 basically subsidy and assistance for first-time homebuyers.
	You know who will pay for it?
	You, if you already own a home.
	And by the way, if there's unrealized capital gains, you'll have to pay for the increased value on that home.
	Here's the thing.
	She says we don't want to go back.
	The idea of giving people money or giving them handouts for homes that they cannot afford is exactly what created the 2008 crash and the rhetoric before that was the exact same.
	Which clip is it?
	Clip!
	Clip!
	Loan montage!
	I'm sorry!
	We're attracting more capital into affordable housing and community development by strengthening the Community Reinvestment Act, expanding the network of community development financial institutions, making permanent mortgage revenue bonds in the low-income housing tax credit, and gaining greater commitments from Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.
	Today, while nearly three quarters of all white Americans own their homes, less than half of all African Americans and Hispanic Americans are homeowners.
	When a low-income family is qualified to buy a home but comes up short on the down payment, the American Dream Down Payment Fund will help provide the needed funds.
	Oh, how will they do that, George?
	Let's go back to this guy in North Carolina because the pandering is shameless.
	I'm here because Kamala needs to win this state and we don't like her.
	Who never will settle for less.
	America, we've got a lot of big fights ahead of us.
	And we've got one hell of a fighter ready to take them on.
	Can't say fight.
	Remember, Fight Like Hell was a call to violence.
	By the way, you can go buy the shirt, Fight Like Hell, at the Kradershop.com.
	But they said Fight Like Hell was a call to violence from Donald Trump.
	I've heard the word fight at least 15 times, the DNC.
	I agree with her on everything.
	I agree with her on nothing.
	Kamala Harris will fight for you to the very end.
	Actually, since you mentioned this, we have some limited time shirt.
	Communism collection at CrowderShop.com.
	Bring it up.
	Some new designs for Kamala Harris right there.
	Go to CrowderShop.com right now and grab it.
	I like the just say no to communism.
	I like that one.
	Kamala sucks is good too, but you know, it's a little bit, you know, just, just plain.
	Pissing off your communist neighbor is what we call good neighborlyism.
	It's neighborliness to other people.
	I'll come up with some slogans for you shirts after the show.
	Thank you.
	Thank you, Nick.
	They're gonna cunt them though.
	Kamala's on hers.
	More than a porn star with a mortgage.
	Kamalaism.
	Kamalaism.
	When she fights, we win.
	Drink.
	We're gonna need a new drink.
	This guy's doing terrible, by the way.
	Are we?
	Why would he be the guy to introduce her?
	He's the political equivalent of Gallagher's brother.
	Here's my theory.
	It's like a comedy club.
	They put a weak one in front of them.
	Yeah, they want to suck the air out of them.
	You know what I mean?
	Put somebody good in front of her, she's gonna eat her own turd.
	They brought this mannequin out.
	Stand up Wisconsin!
	Stand up Georgia!
	Stand up Nevada!
	Stand up Kamala!
	Stand up Arizona!
	Get off your back!
	Stand up America!
	Are we gonna stand up?
	What are you, what's this a paraplegic convention?
	Are we gonna fight?
	Are we gonna vote?
	You stand up in the wheelchair, yes you!
	Are we gonna win?
	Are we gonna cheat?
	You bet we are!
	Shut up!
	Thank you Andy Griffith.
	Watch he's walking off whistling.
	Thank you.
	Bye!
	Go fishing with Opie, you dink.
	He'd be the one getting thrown in the river.
	She grew up in a tight-knit neighborhood.
	Here we go.
	In Jamaica.
	Bangladesh?
	Where your first grade teacher would show up at your law school graduation.
	It's just a lack of real estate.
	It's where Kamala Harris learned what it means to be in the middle class.
	I'm good.
	And she vowed that she would sleep her way out of it.
	That's right.
	Alright, everybody.
	We need you to share, like, and let people know.
	We are going to live fact check this, guys.
	I just ask that you give me the floor.
	I'm going to work with Mission Control.
	Everything she says, any claims she makes, we are going to fact check in real time, and you can check all of the references.
	Link in the description for every single one.
	Again, I'm predicting a whole lot of nothing, but I hope she gives us something to work with.
	She's like, who period?
	Is that that right?
	What is this standing up shit?
	Kamala Harris has been fighting for she's like who period she grew up with
	that is Kamala she can't help herself from getting up for people and standing
	up for what is this standing up shit she has been that way our whole lives being
	a protector is what led her actually I wrote she never used protection looking
	back now I could say good thing she's barren there she is a clan parent I'm secure she went after
	predators and targeted women and children and fraudsters ripped off working
	families and she put dangerous gang members and human traffickers behind bars
	We didn't have partnerships with DOJ or FBI.
	Really?
	Human traffickers?
	How about you put the human traffickers who come across this border behind bars.
	Can you guys bring up, fact check the number, how many people are trafficked across the border this last year?
	I think it's 400 something thousand if I'm not mistaken.
	And the left said that it was a QAnon conspiracy.
	We're supposed to believe that she's anti-human trafficking when she wants to give amnesty and she has an open border?
	You know the first step in stopping human trafficking?
	It's really simple.
	A wall.
	A wall is just a good start.
	Not something you'd get banged against.
	Ever try that though?
	Pretty good.
	It's not bad.
	Yeah, that I can't use my hands to steal, that I can't use my hands to kill, can't use my feet to assault.
	that give the government the power to make decisions about the male body.
	Yeah, that I can't use my hands to steal, that I can't use my hands to kill,
	can't use my feet to assault. What are you asking, you dumb bitch?
	How many of you guys had to have a drill where you learned about how you need to
	hide in a closet or crouch in a corner in the event that there's a man?
	No, you were crouching under a desk.
	Look at that.
	Look at that.
	When did she do all this shit?
	I must have been sick.
	Do you have the human trafficking number?
	When did she do all this shit? I must have been sick.
	Do you have the human trafficking number? I asked before.
	Wait.
	No she did not.
	Let's bring that fact check up.
	Donald Trump was the first president to lower the cost of prescription drugs and he was the one who actually set the insulin cap.
	Joe Biden and Kamala Harris undid it so they could redo it.
	I need that fact check guys.
	She's taking credit for anything, Biden.
	Give me the insulin fact check and the sex trafficking fact check.
	powerful interests.
	Sometimes people will open the door for you and leave it open.
	Give me the insulin fact check and the sex trafficking fact check.
	It's in a previous map.
	And then he had to take that door down.
	Kamala cackles.
	Kamala Cackles.
	That's not fair.
	She's running for president.
	Still fighting for families like the one she grew up with.
	Our campaign is about saying we trust the people.
	Oh my God!
	They just showed her side by side with a totally different accent and didn't even realize it.
	We're fighting here for families.
	We up in here listening to Tupac Shakur!
	But we will die trying because we love our country.
	Now the accent's gone!
	I hope it.
	Did you see that?
	Yeah, but she said she'll die trying.
	Let's keep our fingers crossed.
	We're trying to divide us.
	Trying to pull us apart.
	We know what we stand for.
	We stand for the people.
	And we stand for the dignity of work.
	And we stand for freedom.
	We stand for justice.
	We stand for equality.
	And so we will fight for all of it.
	That's what Marla Harris is.
	That's what she believes.
	That's what she'll fight for every day.
	I break chains about myself, gonna let my freedom ride in hell.
	Hey, I'ma keep on running cause the winner don't quit on themselves.
	I'ma keep on running from the media cause I'm a bitch.
	Ha ha ha.
	Alright Kamala, let's do this.
	Please welcome the Democratic nominee for president.
	That's why he's peeing and I'm gonna... Alright, here we go.
	Promo code Comrade Kamala.
	$15 off.
	None of this happens without you, Muglove.
	We're ready to fact check.
	I feel jacked up tonight.
	I feel ready.
	I feel ready for this takedown.
	We have the insulin fact check if you want it.
	Yeah, go ahead.
	Give me the insulin fact check really quickly.
	They claim that she's going to cap insulin.
	What's the fact check on that?
	Of course, Biden undid it so he could redo it.
	Bring it up.
	Exactly.
	So, let's see.
	I'll say it.
	So, in May of 2020, Trump announced an insulin co-pay for $1,750 Medicare Part D prescription plans.
	Biden actually paused it and instead, he got rid of that and said, we're actually going to go to the companies and do this at $35 to take credit for it.
	So, he basically did a little bit of a switcheroo.
	Yep.
	Next thing you know, she'll say no tax on tips.
	Okay, let's go.
	If she does say that, it's to finish your beer.
	Here's the drinking rules real quick.
	Yep, drinking game rules.
	You have to drink anytime Kamala cackles.
	Anytime anyone brings up vibes, hope, or joy, you hear Kamalaism.
	Anytime Kamala promises to fix a problem, she can fix now.
	Finish your drink anytime she claims a Trump policy is her own.
	Let's go.
	How about a dime bag falling out of her pants?
	What happened with Pelosi?
	Toilet paper, did you see that?
	Did I ever.
	All right.
	You're afraid to let her talk.
	Good evening everyone!
	They know it's coming.
	They're going, STAY OUT!
	You're afraid to let her talk.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	You thought Tulsi was tough, too.
	I'll have trouble knocking in tomorrow, kid.
	And in a minute.
	I got a cauliflower on my hand right now.
	Oh my gosh, Jim Walz is gay.
	Thank you.
	He is, he is.
	Fruit cup.
	He's the kind of guy who checks his nails like this.
	Okay, sorry.
	Back to her.
	They're afraid.
	Oh, look at the white broad crying.
	Okay.
	This is gonna be so much for my white guilt!
	Watch!
	She will not mention the unrealized capital gains tax.
	This is overcompensation.
	Way to command the room!
	Oh!
	Kamalaism drink!
	Thank you everyone. Thank you. Okay, let's get to business.
	Let's get to business.
	Come on, let's drink.
	Alright.
	Hit the ding.
	So, let me start by thanking my most incredible husband, Doug.
	Gabriel O'Reilly.
	For being an incredible partner to me, an incredible father to Colin Ellum.
	And my gangbanger daughter.
	And happy anniversary, Dougie.
	I love you so very much.
	I'll kiss you with a mask on.
	I'll kiss you with a mask on.
	Your record is extraordinary, as history will show, and your character is inspiring, and Doug and I love you, too.
	So inspiring, we forced you out, and I put a blow dryer in the bathtub.
	Right now, Joe's at home throwing a full diaper at the TV.
	Coach.
	That's what you're going to hear.
	That's a Kamalaism.
	You are going to be an incredible vice president!
	No he's not!
	To who?
	And to the delegates and everyone who has put your faith in our campaign.
	Just not the voters.
	Your support is humbling.
	So, America, the path that led me here in recent weeks was no doubt unexpected.
	Unacceptable.
	Journeys.
	But I'm no stranger to unlikely journeys.
	So my mother, our mother, Shamala Harris, had one of her own.
	And I miss her every day, and especially right now.
	And I know she's looking down smiling.
	We're still in the nothing zone.
	So my mother was 19 when she crossed the world alone, traveling from India to California with an unshakable dream to be the scientist who would cure breast cancer.
	When she finished school, she was supposed to return home to a traditional arranged marriage.
	But as fate would have it, she met my father, Donald Harris, a student from Jamaica.
	Donald J. Harris, that's real.
	They fell in love and got married and that act of self-determination made my sister Maya and me.
	How long did Donald J. stick around?
	Growing up, we moved a lot.
	I will always remember that big Mayflower truck, packed with all our belongings, ready to go to Illinois, to Wisconsin, and wherever our parents' jobs took us.
	My early memories of our parents together are very joyful ones.
	A home filled with laughter and music, Aretha, Coltrane, and Miles.
	At the park, my mother would say, stay close.
	But my father would say, as he smiled, Run Kamala, run, don't be afraid, don't let anything stop
	you.
	From my earliest years, he taught me to be fearless.
	But the harmony between my parents did not last.
	When I was in elementary school, they split up.
	And it was mostly my mother who raised us.
	Before she could finally afford to buy a home, she rented a small apartment in the East Bay.
	And by the way, that's no small thing.
	That's why she was a 29-year-old sleeping with a 60-year-old.
	Just to be clear.
	No dad.
	That's a statistical reality.
	That's a sad thing.
	And I mean that.
	My heart goes out to her.
	She was sleeping around because she had no dad in her life, but she won't talk about that statistic.
	A beautiful, working-class neighborhood of firefighters, nurses, and construction workers.
	All who tended their lawns with pride.
	My mother, she worked long hours.
	And like many working parents, she leaned on a trusted circle to help raise us.
	Mrs. Shelton, who ran the daycare below us and became a second mother.
	Uncle Sherman, Aunt Mary, Uncle Freddy, Auntie Chris.
	None of them family by blood.
	And all of them family by love.
	That's something to be proud of.
	I'm voting for you because of what?
	That's something to be proud of.
	How to make gumbo.
	How to play chess.
	Oh my god, she's embarrassing herself.
	And sometimes even let us win.
	Well they always let you win if you ever won.
	She's the kind of broad who sets the chess computer on easy and feels good about herself.
	the chess computer on easy and feels good about herself.
	They instilled in us the values they personified community, faith, and the importance of treating others as you would
	want to be treated.
	With kindness, respect, and compassion.
	My mother was a brilliant, five foot tall, brown woman with an accent.
	And as the eldest child, I saw how the world would sometimes treat her.
	But my mother never lost her cool.
	She was tough, courageous, a trailblazer in the fight for women's health.
	Bad driver.
	And she taught Maya and me a lesson that Michelle mentioned the other night.
	She taught us to never complain about injustice, but do something about it.
	And how did your mom react when you came home saying, hey ma, what you think I'm doing down the south side?
	She said, no we don't talk like that.
	You are going to be an import-export coordinator.
	I'm not welcome here.
	She also taught us, and never do anything half-assed.
	And that is a direct quote.
	You can't do anything half-assed, Kamala!
	You have no ass!
	You really took that fucking philosophy to the wall.
	I grew up immersed in the idea of the civil rights movement.
	My parents had met at a civil rights gathering, and they made sure that we learned about civil rights leaders, including the lawyers like Thurgood Marshall and Constance Baker Motley.
	Those who battled in the courtroom to make real the promise of America.
	So, at a young age, I decided I wanted to do that work.
	I wanted to be a lawyer.
	And when it came time to choose the type of law I would pursue, I reflected on a pivotal moment in my life.
	You see, when I was in high school, I started to notice something about my best friend, Wanda.
	She was sad at school.
	And there were times she didn't want to go home.
	So one day I asked if everything was alright.
	And she confided in me that she was being sexually abused by her stepfather.
	And I immediately told her she had to come stay with us.
	And she did.
	This is one of the reasons I became a prosecutor.
	To protect people like Wanda, because I believe everyone has a right to safety, to dignity, and to justice.
	Who doesn't?
	Who doesn't, you bimbo?
	I believe that rape is wrong.
	Oh, bro, thank you.
	Unbelievable.
	You're breaking new ground there, Copernicus.
	Really going out on that little branch.
	In the name of the victim, but in the name of the people.
	How about all the people who were raped and victimized by the folks who were bailed out from the fund you supported?
	Really?
	What about a nine-month-old baby?
	all of us. Really? What about a nine-month-old baby? And I would often explain this to console
	survivors of crime, to remind them. Well I freed the men who were committing the crimes. We are all
	in this together.
	No, we're not.
	No, we are not.
	We are not all in this together.
	You just said she was sexually assaulted.
	Are we in it with the sexual assaulter?
	We're not.
	That's why you don't have no cash bail, sweetheart.
	That's why you don't leave the borders open.
	We are not all in this together.
	There's evil in the world.
	It exists.
	You're part of it.
	And to be clear, And to be clear, my entire career, I've only had one client, the people.
	Suckling at the government teeth, have you?
	And so, on behalf of the people, on behalf of every American, regardless of party, race, gender, or the language your grandmother speaks, On behalf of my mother and everyone who has ever set out on their own unlikely journey, on behalf of Americans like the people I grew up with, people who work hard, chase their dreams, and look out for one another,
	On behalf of everyone whose story could only be written in the greatest nation on earth, I accept your nomination to be President of the United States of America.
	But no one voted for you for the nomination.
	You're not accepting it from the people.
	Again, just think about the cognitive dissonance.
	My only client has been the people who, when we're given the opportunity, gave me no vote statistically.
	Less than Dee Snider, who ran as a joke.
	And with this election, our nation with this election has a precious A new way forward from yours right now?
	Drink!
	Drink!
	She's proposing a solution to the problem she could fix right now!
	battles of the past, a chance to chart a new way forward.
	A new way forward from yours right now?
	Drink, drink.
	She's proposing a solution to the problems she could fix right now.
	But as Americans, and let me say, I know there are people of various political views
	watching tonight, and I want you to know.
	From the left to the extreme left?
	Shut the fuck up!
	What about parents who don't want to put their kids on puberty blockers?
	Are you going to allow states to take them away?
	Are you going to allow states to take those kids away?
	Like Tim Walz's state?
	How about those Americans?
	None of which do you support?
	The rule of law?
	You said the rioters were not going to stop, nor should they stop.
	Free and fair elections?
	who unites us around our highest aspirations.
	A president who leads and listens, who is realistic, practical, and has common sense.
	Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
	Right.
	Poor Kamala.
	Common sense, like a mandatory gun ban.
	Letting men beat up women in a box ring.
	Common sense like a mandatory gun ban.
	For the White House, that has been my life's work.
	Letting men beat up women in a boxery.
	Common sense.
	As a young courtroom prosecutor in Oakland, California, I stood up.
	I bent over.
	For women and children against predators who abuse them.
	Nope, you freak.
	As Attorney General of California, I took on the big banks.
	She's still in the past, folks.
	Well, in her defense, in Oakland, it's worked like a charm.
	Yes.
	Wonderful place.
	Unbelievable.
	Think about this.
	You just had the governor of Michigan bragging about Detroit while she brags about Oakland in Chicago!
	For workers who are being cheated out of their wages, the wages they were due.
	The wages that went down under your administration.
	That's right, the wages that went down.
	$4,200 under your administration when they went up $4,000 under Trump's.
	Bring up the fact check just as an overlay when Mission Control sends it in.
	Who threaten the security of our border and the safety of our communities.
	How dare you.
	10 million border crossings under your watch.
	These nights were not easy.
	By the way, drink any time she just proposed a solution to her own problem and claims one of Trump's policies is her own.
	That's a finisher drink.
	I think you've been overestimated.
	Let's talk about the future.
	What are you going to vote for?
	Yeah, but here's the thing.
	The problem is you are the present and you're proposing a future that's different from you now.
	That's like the ghost of Christmas present in a Christmas carol saying, you don't need to fear the specter that precedes me.
	It's basically me in a robe.
	It is not only the most important of our lives, it is one of the most important in the life of our nation.
	In many ways, Donald Trump is an unserious man.
	But the consequences, but the consequences of putting Donald Trump
	back in the White House are extremely serious.
	If he does that, your wages might go up by $4,000 on average and inflation might be around 2%.
	Record low black unemployment, I believe.
	No new conflicts in foreign affairs?
	Come on!
	The gravity of what has happened since he lost the last election.
	Donald Trump tried to throw away your votes.
	No.
	Wrong.
	He sent an armed mob to the United States Capitol.
	Wrong.
	Where they assaulted law enforcement officers.
	Oh my god, they got nothing.
	They count on the stupidity of these people.
	He released a video.
	No, Nancy Pelosi was supposed to send help.
	She admitted it.
	We ran that clip yesterday.
	Bring that up.
	We'll have that ready.
	And Donald Trump called them to make their voices heard peacefully and patriotically.
	You are lying.
	This is a dishonest, evil woman.
	And by the way, it's not lost on me the irony that I'm using the kind of rhetoric that they used against Donald Trump, which led to his attempted assassination.
	It is not lost on me.
	These are evil, evil people.
	Not Nazis.
	Evil people.
	These are the kinds of people who tell the Nazis, the Jews are in the attic!
	But that shouldn't surprise you because George Soros is one of their biggest backers.
	Oh my god!
	Oh my god!
	again. Consider his explicit intent to set free violent extremists who assaulted those
	law enforcement officers at the camp.
	You supported the bail fund that led to violent rapists and arsonists going back out in the
	streets. He wants people who were invited into the people's house, who've been in jail
	for trespassing, to serve the same kind of sentence as anyone else.
	Like me at Juice Land!
	I've been banned for a year, I can go back now, but I wouldn't because their juice sucks!
	Consider!
	Consider!
	Oh, it's so easy to poke holes in this.
	Fact check, false.
	That's not true.
	No president is immune from criminal prosecution.
	After the United States Supreme Court just ruled that he would be immune from criminal
	prosecution.
	Fact check, false.
	That's not true.
	Nope.
	No president is immune from criminal prosecution.
	There's presidential immunity.
	No guardrails.
	Really?
	And how?
	You're in office.
	How'd that happen?
	He would use the immense powers of the presidency of the United States.
	Like to prosecute a political opponent?
	Not to improve your life.
	Weaponizing the DOJ?
	Using the FBI to censor the Hunter Biden laptop story?
	Or using the CDC to censor anyone who questions the COVID lockdowns like your administration?
	I just want to be clear.
	The danger?
	Himself!
	They are so cynical, man.
	It's grotesque.
	1.9% inflation, lowest black unemployment, Hispanic women unemployment, and zero wars, Donald Trump.
	Yes, I'll go back to that, please.
	Thank you very much.
	Also, I don't need $17,000 more as a family of four.
	I'm a family of five now.
	A family of four just to maintain the same standard of living.
	That sounds pretty good!
	We are not going back.
	We're not going back.
	We want to stay on the course.
	It's very simple.
	We're not going back to four years ago.
	Vote for me to stay on the exact path that we're on.
	That's your choice, America.
	We want to stay on the course.
	It's very simple.
	We're not going back to four years ago.
	Vote for me to stay on the exact path that we're on.
	That's your choice, America.
	Not going to work.
	When insurance companies could deny people with pre-existing conditions.
	And not go bankrupt.
	We are not going to let him eliminate the Department of Education that funds our public schools.
	Why not?
	Because our public schools suck.
	Over two trillion dollars in costs and lower standardized test scores than when it was created in the 1970s.
	Fact check.
	Bring it up guys.
	That's from three and three.
	It should be easy to find.
	America, we are not going back.
	You're right.
	We're on the right course.
	Stay with you.
	The choice right now is stay with what we've got.
	They're not going back to the White House.
	From the way that you have right now?
	We are charting a new way forward.
	From the way that you have right now?
	To a future with a strong and strong middle class because we know a strong middle class
	has always been critical to America's success.
	and building that middle class will be a defining goal of my presidency.
	I was doing it when you were...
	And I'll tell you, this is personal for me.
	The middle class is where I come from.
	My mother kept a strict budget.
	We lived within our means.
	Yet, we wanted for little.
	And she expected us to make the most of the opportunities that were available to us.
	And to be grateful for that.
	Because, as she taught us, opportunity is not available to everyone.
	because section as she's going down opportunity is not available for all of us available at a
	lot of kind of come by the way that's one of the three and three podcasts what
	that's available where we get your podcast department the federal department
	of education Very, very clear.
	We have three key facts on the Federal Department of Education.
	total spending, and the standardized test score.
	I need a hall.
	area, small town, or big city.
	And as president, I will bring together labor, and workers, and small business owners, and entrepreneurs, and American companies to create jobs, to grow our economy, and to lower the cost of everyday needs like healthcare, and housing, and groceries.
	We will provide.
	Something she could do now!
	That's a drink!
	I have to drink again!
	Bring up the cost of groceries, the average cost of groceries for Americans.
	I believe it's up 30-something percent, 20% if you use the conservative estimates.
	Inflation up 20% since 2021 alone.
	Yeah, but groceries is way higher.
	It's way higher, yeah.
	Now compare that to Donald Trump.
	Please do.
	Because I think everyone here knows he doesn't actually fight for the middle class.
	He doesn't actually fight for the middle class.
	No, he took a bullet for the middle class.
	Instead he fights for himself and his billionaire friends.
	And he will give them another round of tax breaks that will add... Groceries are up 21%, mortgages 83%, gas 40%.
	Don't believe that for a second, the groceries up 21%, Mission Control is bringing the wrong number.
	It's probably up 200%.
	Just look at the price of milk.
	Tell me that it's up 20%.
	Look at the price of eggs.
	Look at the price of beef.
	Not a single one is up lower than 40% for God's sake.
	Find me a better number.
	Except for the capital gains.
	Instead of a Trump tax hike, we will pass a middle class tax cut that will benefit more
	than 100 million Americans.
	Except for the capital gains.
	Are you paying for that?
	Friends, I believe America cannot truly be prosperous.
	Unless Americans are fully able to make their own decisions about their own lives.
	Like school choice?
	But you said the Federal Department of Education.
	How about what cars they drive?
	Oh, you want an increased tax on gas.
	How about where they invest?
	Oh, you want an unrealized capital gains.
	What choice?
	Oh, to kill babies at nine months.
	in America too many women...
	What choice? Oh, to kill babies at nine months.
	...to make those decisions.
	And let's be clear about how we got here.
	Donald Trump hand-picked...
	Felicio.
	...members of the United States Supreme Court to take away reproductive freedom.
	And now he brags about it.
	In his words, quote, I did it, and I'm proud to have done it, end quote.
	women's health.
	I'm proud to have done it.
	Why, they read your autobiography?
	They show the white guy with the pubic-haired beard.
	Disgusting!
	Miscarriage!
	in a parking lot developing sepsis losing the ability to ever again have
	children all because why they read your autobiography they may go to jail for
	caring they show the white guy with the with the pubic hair beard family
	miscarriage that affects me dammit children people sterilized sexual
	assault and potentially being forced to carry a pregnancy to term this is what
	happened I'll drop a set bring up the clip repeatedly that he believes in
	exceptions for rape incest and the life of the mother and that it should go to
	I don't even agree with it.
	You're not forcing a woman to carry a pregnancy to term.
	You're forbidding her from terminating it.
	But I'm an extremist.
	You can comment below.
	I'm open about my point of view.
	Donald Trump has said that he supports the exceptions that Reagan did.
	Oh!
	What?
	Are you kidding me?
	Please, Mr. Control, you have 30 seconds to bring up Donald Trump, the clip where he said he would not enact an abortion ban.
	30 seconds!
	That should be the easiest thing to find in the world.
	We're going to answer that question 25 damn times.
	Think!
	They say Donald Trump.
	Have you ever seen lying more blatant?
	Seriously!
	Have you ever seen lying more blatant?
	Donald Trump is going to ban abortions?
	Watch.
	She will go Project 2025.
	She's going to bring up Project 2025.
	She's a compulsive liar.
	She's like the kid who donated at a scooter when we were in junior high and he was 12 and you couldn't because it wasn't even legal.
	His name was Calvin.
	He was a compulsive liar.
	I still remember it.
	He said he had a hoverboard.
	Fucking Calvin.
	The people who are- Alright, we've got a clip from Abortion Montage if you want it.
	Bring it up really quickly.
	Bring it up really quickly.
	Trump abortion montage.
	That's for the woman who would never get pregnant.
	Yeah, yeah.
	The Congress passes a bill to restore reproductive freedom as president of the United States.
	And by that she means take it away from the states.
	She means make it a federal government issue and you know how the federal government would handle it?
	Look at Tim Walz's state.
	She's never been a governor.
	She's inconsequential when she's not on her knees.
	Tim Walz has the zero exceptions abortion all the way up until and including the day of birth and they have twice the national average of late-term abortions.
	Tell me which party is radical.
	Here's the one we have about three exceptions as well.
	They're having the montage right now.
	Here's Donald Trump with the exceptions.
	The freedom to breathe clean air.
	I am a person that believes.
	And frankly, I think it's important to believe in the exceptions.
	Some people, you have to follow your heart.
	Some people don't believe in that.
	But I believe in the exceptions for rape, incest and the life of the mother.
	I think it's very important.
	Some people don't follow.
	There you go.
	Back to Kamala.
	And by the way, John Lewis and Congressman Clyburn, they were the ones saying that people were spitting on them, screaming the N-word, and Andrew Breitbart, the man there on that blackboard, under whose tutelage I sat, Said I'll offer $100,000 to the United Negroes College Fund if you can send us any proof.
	We had proof that it never happened.
	Race-baiting sons of bitches.
	John Lewis.
	Last year, Joe and I brought together Democrats and conservative Republicans to write the strongest border bill in decades.
	$10 billion for the border, $60 billion for Ukraine, I believe it ended up with $20 and $70 billion?
	Yes, and by the way, the wall would only get constructed if they had excess funds.
	If you have a meatloaf that's 20% human shit, that's whatever it is, 20 to 70, give me the ratio there, that's what, that's about 28% human shit, and the remainder is meat, would you eat the meatloaf?
	That was the border bill!
	And by the way, not one dollar for a wall.
	I know, I know we can live up to our proud heritage as a nation of immigrants and reform
	our broken immigration system.
	You were the border czar!
	Great!
	It's a problem you can fix right now, border czar!
	That's like Mr. Christie saying, if you elect me, this country will finally be able to make cookies.
	And America, we must also be steadfast in advancing our security and values abroad.
	As Vice President, I have confronted threats to our security, negotiated with foreign leaders, strengthened our alliances, and engaged with our brave troops overseas.
	That's right, because war constantly breaks out under the watch of you, Biden and Obama.
	I will ensure America always has the strongest, most lethal fighting force in the world.
	Yeah, because that's what Democrats and nobles...
	Yeah, especially because you were the last person in the room when they discussed the Afghanistan withdrawal.
	We have a clip of that.
	We'll bring it up afterwards.
	We're going to ombudsman this.
	Guys, be really good at cataloguing it.
	Give us one paragraph at the end of it so we have all of it.
	I'm going to rattle through it.
	I'm feeling inspired tonight.
	work with me.
	Every single thing she said tonight is not a mistruth.
	It is a lie.
	And she knows it.
	She knows it.
	She can dunk.
	I think Tim Walz is going, whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not get ahead of our skis on China here.
	She can dunk.
	... and artificial intelligence that America, not China, wins the competition for the 21st
	century and that we strengthen, not abdicate our...
	Tim Walz going, whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not get ahead of our skis on China here.
	Trump, on the other hand...
	I think he just gave her the finger.
	... threatened to abandon NATO.
	He encouraged Putin to invade our allies.
	What said Russia...
	Bring it up for the fact check after her that Donald Trump was the first president to get
	people to spend close to 2% of their GDP on NATO.
	That was the agreement.
	They weren't doing it.
	We were footing the bill.
	Russia attacked Ukraine.
	Donald Trump is the first president in modern history to get those countries to start spending
	money to defend themselves.
	I helped mobilize a global response, over 50 countries, to defend against Putin's aggression.
	You did?
	How's that working out?
	How about making them pay their fair share?
	How about making them pay their fair share?
	Was that you, Wallace, not being in a suit?
	No, I think it was Charles Xavier.
	Oh, Ben Stiller. Wonderful.
	With respect to the war in Gaza, Oh, oh!
	President Biden and I are working around the clock.
	Because now is the time to get a hostage deal and a ceasefire deal done!
	Drink, a problem she could solve right now.
	Not done.
	Compare that, one hostage deal right now with American hostages by the way, to the two Abraham
	Accords under Donald Trump.
	Let's bring that fact check up afterwards.
	I want a list of all these.
	And I will always ensure Israel has the ability to defend itself because the people of Israel must never again face the horror that a terrorist organization called Hamas caused on October 7.
	Must be hard for her to say.
	Including unspeakable sexual violence and the massacre of young people at a music festival.
	At the same time, what has happened in Gaza over the past 10 months is devastating.
	So many innocent lives lost.
	So how many days should have Netanyahu been back?
	People fleeing for safety over and over again.
	The scale of suffering is heartbreaking.
	Hamas can end it tomorrow.
	You unfroze $6 billion to Iran.
	Bring that up on the fact check.
	Look at these vapid... Oh, look at Spike Lee.
	Iran. Bring that up on the fact check.
	And the Palestinian people can realize their right to dignity, security, freedom, and self-determination.
	Look at these vapid...
	Oh look at Spike Lee. He's dressed like Jack Nicholson the Joker when he ruined the museum.
	And know this, I will never hesitate to take whatever action is necessary to defend
	our forces and our interests against Iran and Iran-backed terrorists.
	I will not cozy up to tyrants and dictators.
	She just contradicted herself.
	You unfroze $6 billion for Iran.
	I believe it was the Ayatollah, I don't know if it was the Ayatollah, the Prime Minister, President of Iran said that Donald Trump's sanctions cost them $1 trillion.
	That's right.
	with flattery and favors.
	Hey, bunny.
	And money.
	So why did Iran do it?
	Donald Trump won't hold autocrats accountable because he wants to be an autocrat himself.
	One trillion dollars in net cost to Iran because of Donald Trump's sanctions, dummy.
	And as president, I will never waver in defense of America's security and ideals
	because in the enduring struggle between democracy and tyranny, I know where I stand and I know where the United States
	belongs.
	As the first unelected president in modern American history.
	Candidate, sorry.
	You care about our security?
	Your Board of Work doesn't say that.
	I feel like Patrick Walker.
	I feel like Patrick Walker.
	I feel like Patrick Watt.
	Nothing's getting past me.
	That's right.
	I'm not one of them.
	No, you don't.
	You mispronounced mouth.
	I'm not one of them.
	I love our country with all my heart.
	No you don't.
	You mispronounce mouth.
	Everywhere I go, everywhere I go, in everyone I meet, I see a nation that is ready to move
	forward.
	Oh god.
	Ready for the next shift.
	Drink!
	She's the vice president right now.
	She's basically the president.
	I say an America where we hold fast to the fearless belief that built our nation and inspired the world.
	A lot of broad platitudes.
	No specifics.
	No details.
	How to do it.
	Anything is possible.
	Yeah, even a dumb bitch become a president.
	That was accurate.
	Fact check true.
	I didn't mean that.
	that was accurate.
	Where we care for one another.
	Fact check true.
	Look out for one another and recognize that we have so much more in common than what separates
	us.
	Not true.
	Not true!
	I have nothing in common with people who want to terminate babies at nine months.
	I have nothing in common with people who want to take children away from their parents if they don't put them on puberty blockers.
	I have nothing in common with someone who believes that we should be spending 70 billion dollars on wars in Ukraine.
	I have nothing in common with someone who believes in taxing you on money that you haven't made yet.
	I have nothing in common With this woman.
	We are not all in this together.
	Just like you, a rape victim, are not in it with the rapist.
	It's such a stupid false platitude.
	If you believe it, you're dumb.
	I'm not calling all Democrat voters dumb.
	if you believe that line, you are dumb.
	You are.
	America, let us show each other and the world who we are.
	Show them now!
	Show them now!
	Freedom, opportunity, compassion, dignity, fairness, and endless possibilities.
	And salad recipes.
	Has she given one policy?
	She hasn't come clean.
	She's not gonna.
	She might not even be the nominee.
	You meant airheads.
	Research confirms zero policies in this country.
	Seriously, I want a paragraph with bullet points, everything I've written down.
	We'll hit it afterwards, rapid fire.
	I've got border, Israel, inflation, six billion, frozen Iran, one trillion in cost.
	Probably about six more.
	It is now our turn to do what generations before us have done.
	It's your turn now!
	And faith to fight for this country we love, to fight for the ideals we cherish, and to uphold the awesome responsibility If this woman wins the presidency, I'm getting my shotgun fitted with a tow trigger.
	I swear to God.
	of being an American.
	If this woman wins the presidency, I'm getting my shotgun fitted with a tow trigger.
	I swear to God.
	So let's get out there, let's fight for it, let's get out there, let's vote for it, and
	together we can do it.
	Let's steal it!
	Let us write the next great chapter in the most extraordinary story ever told.
	You are the current chapter.
	If it was a choose-your-own-path book, it would be like, see page 4B.
	It's Kamala.
	Go to next page.
	It's Kamala.
	Go to next page.
	It's Kamala.
	Wow.
	Can you imagine?
	How long was that?
	32 minutes?
	Tops?
	Can you guys give me the number?
	Oh, God.
	It felt like 132.
	It was Trump who went on for an hour and 45 minutes.
	Can you imagine giving a speech, what, a month after your opponent got shot at and not even
	bringing it up?
	No.
	Like years ago.
	I mean, seriously.
	And you know what I mean?
	We're talking about unifying this country, but you don't bring that up?
	No.
	They're not going to bring that up.
	I mean, I'm not surprised at that at all.
	But look, let's go through a couple of things here.
	You have sanctions.
	Hold on a second.
	Do we have everything?
	Because if we don't have everything... I think we have most everything.
	I was going to say, if we don't have everything, let's take a break so we can buy them some time and then hit it with a fact check that's rock solid because I can hit this thing in two minutes or less.
	You wanna do that?
	Yeah, let's do it.
	Alright, guys, we are going to take a quick break.
	We're only able to do this because of the wonderful team out there in Mission Control, where we can fact-check everything live.
	We're gonna have a quick break.
	We'll hear three and three, and a brief commercial.
	When we come back, two minutes or less, every single lie from that speech, kinda like CNN claims they do with Donald Trump, I'm rearing and ready.
	I am champing at the bit.
	It's not chomping.
	Champing.
	It's not.
	It's champing.
	Champing.
	It's champing.
	It's an equestrian term.
	Give us two minutes, everything will be accomplished.
	Welcome to 3 in 3, three key facts in three minutes or less on the topics you care about
	most.
	Gun crime.
	Key fact number one.
	Higher gun ownership directly correlates with lower gun crime.
	According to studies from both the Crime Prevention Research Center and Columbia University, 2% of all United States counties account for 56% of all murders, with nearly all high-murder counties having a major city run by a Democrat mayor.
	The same can also be said of overall gun prevalence, with a study from Crime Research and the University of Chicago in John Lott showing that 94% of all mass shootings since 1950 have taken place in gun-free zones.
	Key fact number two.
	The number of homicide deaths from firearms each year.
	According to the CDC, between 2018 and 2022, there's been an average of 17,673 firearm homicides each year.
	To put it in perspective, you are 20 to 25 times more likely to die from an accidental injury, fall, car crash, or poisoning than be murdered with a firearm.
	In stark contrast to the firearm homicides annually, defensive firearm uses are far more prevalent.
	According to NationalAcademics.org, almost all national surveys estimate an annual number of defensive uses of firearms ranging from approximately 500,000 to over 3 million.
	Furthermore, in 2021, Georgetown University performed the single most comprehensive study ever conducted on the issue and concluded that roughly 1.6 million defensive uses of firearms take place in the United States every year.
	94% of mass shootings take place in gun-free zones, 17,000 firearm homicides per year versus 1.6 million defensive uses.
	This has been 3 in 3.
	I'm Stephen Crowder.
	If you want to learn more, you can peruse the references for this specific show at 3keyfacts.com or tune in to the hour-long daily show Louder with Crowder weekdays at 10 a.m.
	Eastern on Rumble, YouTube, or right here anywhere you get your podcasts.
	And now for Barely Legal with Bill Richmond, sponsored by my club.
	Hi, I'm half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman for Louder With Crowder, here with some education and tips on the terms we use in the legal world.
	Our question today comes from Dan McGovern in that hellhole known as East St.
	Louis, Illinois.
	Dan's question is, what is the deal with the court names like Supreme Court, Circuit Court, District Court, and Justice Court, and who in the s**t is in charge of who gets to be a judge in each one of those?
	Well Dan, we're going to split this one up into two parts and deal first with the courts themselves.
	Most of you have heard about a Supreme Court, which is the final appellate courts in both our federal and state systems.
	At the very top in the federal system, above all the courts, is the United States Supreme Court.
	You can end up here whether you start in a state court or a federal court.
	It is the true court of last resort for judicial relief.
	Now secondly, most states also have a Supreme Court that is the highest court in the state of Massachusetts.
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	You're not sending your best.
	I'm gonna send you right back.
	Lookin' over that.
	Well, let's keep building this wall.
	There you go.
	Brick by brick.
	My wall, frankly, shoots fire.
	You see?
	And you're gonna pay for it.
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	Hey, guys, in the chat, let me know what you'd like me to put in my boat.
	I'm thinking alligators and spikes.
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	We're going to have a printout here.
	All the references are available at loudearthcreditor.com.
	Click that link in the description.
	I have never, that I can remember, been more pissed off at a speech.
	Now, I know a lot of it was platitudes, but that was not just platitudes.
	That was not obfuscation.
	Everything that could be fact-checked was a lie.
	Was a lie.
	Yeah, you got that?
	Thank you very much, Lane the Brain.
	And you've never heard me say this on air.
	Everything that she just said was a lie?
	Straight from the pit of hell.
	When I say that, and I mean a God damned lie, and I don't mean that using the Lord's name in vain, I mean I hope that God damns every single policy proposal, every single suggestion, every single anti-God, anti-human, you were created in the image of God, idea, policy that was even mentioned there.
	I hope that an unholy firestorm is brought upon their head like heaping coals so that they regret ever toying with the Lord Almighty with what they've just done here.
	That was lying.
	This is a woman who has not seen an interview or a press conference in 32 days, and the moment that she had the opportunity to talk to you, she decided to lie to you about everything.
	That is certainly not democracy, and absolutely not a constitutional republic, to be clear.
	That was, take Barack Obama, take Joe Biden, take John Kerry, take Al Gore, roll it all up, and combine it with someone incompetent that the only tool at her disposal is to lie.
	And so that's what you're left with.
	That's what you're left with.
	And then, are you mad?
	If you're mad, comment.
	Hit a like.
	If you're on Rumble, smash the Rumble button.
	If you're mad, you should be.
	And by the way, don't be told it's toxic masculinity.
	If you're a man right now and you're not mad as the head of your household, you're not a man.
	You're no man who should lead a family.
	This is someone who wants to lie to the American public so she can steal from you what you have created and tear under what God has created.
	That's what we just saw.
	This is evil, evil stuff.
	You can share this out if you want to.
	All right.
	Let's get to a few key things here.
	Let's just get to her talking about people not being able to afford groceries that she's going to change, even though she's in office right now.
	Groceries in general are up at least 30 percent.
	Flour up 38.3, sugar up 30.7, butter up 35.9, eggs up 40.9, beef up 29 percent, chicken up 26 percent.
	Jeez!
	Show me one number that's below 20, but that's the number that they officially release.
	Yeah.
	Let's get to foreign policy where she says she's going to stand with her allies in NATO and by that she means a giant bill giving them money even though they have no business taking it.
	Donald Trump, under him it was the first time that spending went to 2%.
	for most nations. Before that, look at those numbers. A lot of people were spending, uh, we
	don't have the before numbers, they were spending point something percent. Only four nations met the
	two. Only four nations met. Yep. Four out of ten. When she talks about Iran, she talks about what
	we're going to do with terrorism. The Biden administration unlocked six billion dollars
	in funding with Iran, the largest funder of terrorism across the globe. And by the way,
	Iranian officials said that Donald Trump's sanctions cost them.
	them about 1 trillion plus dollars. You may not know this but as a as opposed to
	unfreezing six billion dollars as opposed to sending tens of billions of
	dollars to foreign nations to fight wars what happened with Donald Trump were the
	Abraham Accords the first peace accords that were signed in the Middle East in
	our lifetime.
	Just to be clear.
	Insulin, that's one that she brings up, talking about the price of insulin.
	This is just a lie because they want to take credit for something that Donald Trump did.
	Don't go back to the past, which we copied.
	Donald Trump announced in May 2020 a $35 insulin co-pay.
	And then Biden in 2021, February, decided to rescind that insulin policy.
	And then he announced in 2023, two years later, a $35 insulin policy pressuring four main insulin manufacturers.
	So he undid what Donald Trump did and then said, you know what, I'm going to redo it and claim credit for it.
	Income, when you talk about income of the middle class, you're talking about salaries that went up about $4,000 under Donald Trump's presidency.
	And salaries that went down an average of $4,200 under Biden-Harris's presidency.
	When you're talking about the border, by the way...
	Talking about 300,000 unaccompanied minors in the United States in 2021.
	When she talks about fighting sex offenders.
	When she talks about fighting criminality.
	When she talks about us all being in this together.
	When she talks about, hey, everyone deserves to be safe.
	You've seen the skyrocketing crime rates.
	Have you seen that?
	The skyrocketing crime rates across the United States?
	We've given you those numbers.
	I'm sure we can bring them up again from Mission Control.
	They've gotten worse and they've gotten so bad that they decided to no longer report it.
	When she talks about divisiveness, Donald Trump was shot because you guys called him Hitler.
	Let's be really clear about that.
	You want to talk about extremism?
	You want to increase the corporate tax rate to the highest in the industrialized world.
	You want to increase the capital gains rate, which by the way would affect every American with a retirement portfolio, to I believe 44.6% and unrealized capital gains.
	Donald Trump wants to decrease the corporate tax rate from 21% to 20%.
	When she says we're all in this together, Tim Walz is governor of the state that enacted abortions with zero exceptions, meaning all the way up until the day that you actually gave birth.
	If you gave birth at 1 p.m., you could have aborted that baby in Minnesota at 12 p.m.
	Over 500 people last year did.
	10,000 to 15,000 people per year do it.
	By the way, Donald Trump is reacting live on Fox News audio.
	If you want to go to that, it's up to you completely.
	We can go live to Fox News.
	Let's go see Donald Trump's reaction.
	I have more fact-checking to do, but we can go back to it.
	Yeah, by the way, 44.6% is capital gains tax, unrealized is 25%.
	Those NATO nations, there were a handful that were paying their 2%.
	Donald Trump was the first one to get 10 nations to pay minimum of 2%.
	Yep.
	Yep.
	Bring up Donald Trump on Fox News.
	Let's hear what he has to say.
	By the way, also murder in 2019.
	I don't know what the number is, but now it's up 28.7 over 2019.
	Assault up 9.5% over 2019.
	And that's with reporting.
	Yes, exactly.
	That's without, you know, places like New York and other people reporting.
	There is not one area.
	Look, let me be really clear.
	The economy.
	Crime.
	The border.
	Sex trafficking.
	The middle class.
	Manufacturing.
	Freedom.
	Education?
	There is not one area, mortgages, that are better off under a Harris-Biden administration than Donald Trump.
	Not one.
	You can maybe dislike that Donald Trump did it through actually enacting policies that enable more freedom.
	Fine.
	Be that as it may.
	You cannot argue with the results, the numbers, the data.
	It's irrefutable.
	Everything she just said was a lie and she knows it.
	You've heard me on the show say do not attribute to malice what you can attribute to ignorance.
	This is malice.
	We are living in a time of malice.
	That's a steal.
	If you vote for Kamala Harris because you believe that she brought down grocery prices, your vote was stolen.
	If you vote for Kamala Harris because you believe that she's actually going to get NATO to pay their fair share, your vote was stolen.
	If you vote for Kamala Harris because you believe that she's going to actually put sanctions on Iran, the world's biggest funder of terrorism, your vote was stolen.
	If you vote for Kamala Harris because you think she's going to unify this country, your vote was stolen.
	Why?
	Because you were lied to in order to get your vote.
	That's a steal.
	Think about it.
	If someone tells you I'm selling you this car, and you buy it, and it is not the car that you were sold, that's theft.
	That's exactly what they're doing.
	That's why we've gone 32 days without a press conference or answering a legitimate question.
	Let's go to Donald Trump on Fox News.
	It's really dangerous here.
	I think it's time to leave.
	You wouldn't believe the things that I saw at that border.
	She's the border czar.
	Now she wants to deny that, but she's the border czar.
	In any event, she was in charge of the border.
	She's the worst border czar in the history of the world.
	There's never been a border so unsafe as this one.
	20 people, 20 million people have poured into our country, many of them from prisons and jails, from mental institutions and insane asylum, and record number of parents.
	And other countries are releasing their prisoners from their jails.
	They're emptying out their jails into the United States of America because of her incompetence and her bad border policies.
	She is a horrible, Horrible person to run this country.
	We won't have a country if she gets elected.
	Let me ask you this, sir.
	There has been a huge appeal and momentum for women voters.
	She's trying to pull that the youth vote, the Hispanic vote, the black vote back in her direction.
	Polls show that she's having some success in that at this point.
	So what are you going to do?
	What's your strategy to rebuild the momentum that you had with those voters?
	He already gained it back with Polly Market.
	He's not having success.
	I'm having success.
	I'm doing great with the Hispanic voters.
	I'm doing great with black men.
	I'm doing great with women, because women want safety.
	They want safety.
	And they don't have safety when they have somebody allowing 20 million people into our country, many of them very dangerous people.
	That number's not far off, based on our calculations.
	Our estimate was 18.7 million, so he's close.
	That's on top of the other 15 to 20 that are already there.
	But not more.
	Oh, mister called Arizona with 4% of the vote in.
	Mr. President, let me interrupt you.
	Oh, Mr. called Arizona with 4% of the vote in? Go ahead.
	Mr. President, you're nine days before anybody else.
	I hate when they do this phone trick.
	Hey Fox, don't go mic.
	I already had our tipster tell us that he will be.
	I already broke that.
	The United Auto Workers ought to be ashamed of themselves.
	They sold the workers down the tube.
	Two quick things as we wrap up here, Mr. President.
	Tomorrow, do you expect to be endorsed by Robert F. Kennedy Jr.?
	I already had our tipster tell us that he will be.
	Watch Donald Trump will be cryptic.
	That's what a lot of people are saying.
	I don't know.
	Well I just saw Brian on A Very Good Man.
	Did you ever hear of a man named Sean Hannity?
	And he was interviewed by Sean Hannity.
	And he was very nice and he said he wants Trump to win and he's going to work with me 100%.
	Brian Kemp.
	I think we're going to have a very good relationship with Brian Kemp.
	I was on just before you people went on with that speech that we just listened to.
	It just happened.
	As far as RFK, I've had a great relationship with him over the years.
	I respect him.
	He respects me.
	I have no idea if he's going to endorse me.
	I know he's got a news conference.
	We happen to be in the same state.
	Arizona will be in the same state, but in quite different parts of the state.
	I think he's right.
	I do, too.
	We'll be meeting tomorrow and we'll be discussing it.
	He said, look, he was treated very unfairly by the Democrats.
	He would have beaten Joe Biden in a Democrat primary.
	I have no doubt about it.
	I think he's right.
	I do too.
	And they made it absolutely impossible for him.
	They made it that you have to get...
	You can't get them off.
	Hold on, I think I have a call waiting.
	and you know what?
	in the end the democrats did the same thing to joe biden you can't have a phone call with them, you can't get them
	off that's why we saw a different night tonight
	mr president, thank you very much hold on, i think i have call waiting
	oh wait, it's me let me merge myself
	Our producer's in our ear, we gotta go!
	Go back to CNN for this.
	this. Go back to CNN. I'll show you their reaction later, but I want to give you a few
	things really quickly. A few more fact checks. Mortgage under Biden increased 83 percent.
	The current rate is 6.46 when Trump left office. 2.6. What does that mean to you? $420,000
	house today if you're lucky enough to be able to find one.
	$2,800 monthly payment versus $1,692 under Trump.
	That is life-changing.
	Yes.
	Cannot afford a house at that kind of rate.
	Now add on top of that.
	That's $1,100 more.
	Unrealized capital gains.
	On 25% of your unrealized.
	By the way, I have to kind of admonish me.
	Fox called it with 72% of the vote, but that was 12 days before.
	I said six.
	I was exaggerating.
	12 days before.
	Anyone else called it?
	It might as well have been three.
	It didn't matter.
	Twelve days go by before anybody else calls it?
	And they got sued?
	I guess two people got fired because of this?
	I don't know if they got sued.
	I think that just people got fired.
	I don't want to get admonished again.
	Don't admonish me.
	At least this election will provide clarity.
	I'm not scared because Kamala Harris will win.
	I'm scared at the mere idea that someone like that could win.
	That's exactly right.
	Yeah.
	They rely!
	They rely on the stupidity.
	We're going to live fact-check CNN and their coverage thereafter.
	But first, actually, Josh has been missing.
	He hasn't been here the last couple of days.
	Yeah, what's up with that?
	Do we know where he is?
	Can we check in with Josh?
	Yeah, I think I got him on the line.
	Oh, can you call him?
	Yeah, bring him on.
	Alright.
	Where in the world is Josh?
	Hey, Josh, we're actually missing you around here today.
	What's going on exactly?
	Hey, Steven.
	Yeah, I'm at the mall.
	Sorry, I couldn't make it in tonight.
	I thought I'd be finished by now.
	You'd be finished with what?
	You have your hand in a bucket there.
	I see a Patriot supply.
	It's a hands-on hard-body competition.
	It's like, you put your hand on an item, and then the last person to take their hand off wins the prize.
	They used to do it with, like, cars or appliances and stuff like that.
	Well, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I understand the concept, but I don't understand why we're doing that when you can just get your own bucket at prepwithcrowder.com and you get $300 off.
	Well, this one is free, so I'd rather just get one for free.
	Well, I guess that's a good point.
	You know, just send me a few buckets, I guess?
	Yeah, I guess.
	Wait, hold on.
	Are you with Finnegan?
	Oh, yeah.
	We figured we'd team up, double up our chances, you know?
	And whoever's left, whoever wins, can split the bucket 50-50 with the other guy.
	Well, that makes sense.
	You're both idiots.
	All right, Toolman, you can just cut.
	You can just cut this because I don't...
	Get your feet again!
	Do the DNA, do the DNA Where in the world is...
	Jones Look, go to prepwithcrowder.com
	You don't think you'll need this if Kamala Harris is president?
	And I'm not a doomsday prepper, but you should always have this if there's an earthquake, there's a hurricane, or a Kamala Harris presidency.
	Get $300 off on a three month food supply kit.
	Their pudding's pretty good.
	Very good.
	I should be more enthusiastic with this plug.
	They actually sent me a bunch of oatmeal and I like their oatmeal.
	It's actually better than the Quaker Oats.
	Is it?
	But I gotta tell ya, I'm just, I'm in a rotten mood, so.
	You're pissed.
	I wanna see what this guy's saying on CNN.
	He usually does a good job.
	I hope he pushes back.
	Maybe you don't put the people in charge who are already in the White House.
	I don't know who's going to win that race, but to me, between now and the debate on September 10th,
	that is the argument that's going to be had between these two juggernaut campaigns.
	I think that Kamala Harris has done something.
	She's not just going to get away from Biden, which I think that she can do now penalty-free.
	Penalty free.
	What?
	She has this party behind her, but she's doing something, she's fixing some problems on the left.
	This whole thing has been an implicit critique of problems that we've had on the left.
	The left before we walked in here was about justice, diversity, trigger warnings, reparations for the past, and a bunch of party poopers and scolds.
	That was the knock on the left.
	We have gone from talking about justice, which is wonderful, but now it's about freedom.
	It's not just about diversity, it's about patriotism.
	It's not just... When has the left ever cared about freedom and patriotism?
	It's unbelievable.
	Reparations for the past?
	No.
	Fight for the future.
	Party poopers?
	No.
	We legalize fun.
	We legalize fun.
	We put the party back in the Democratic Party.
	And so this is a...
	I'm not sure the left is gonna go down as easy as you think, but I agree with your chart and I did want to pick up on one word that you wrote and that's patriotism.
	not just Biden in the past, they want to fight this sort of anti-wolf war against a left
	that just died in here and something new just got born.
	The Kamala Harris Democrats are a different thing for you guys to fight.
	I'm not sure the left is going to go down as easy as you think, but I agree with your
	chart and I did want to pick up on one word that you wrote and that's patriotism.
	I do think that Republicans should pay attention to what happened in this hall tonight and
	the power of patriotism.
	It is a powerful thing.
	I made a snarky quip about it earlier, but what I was noticing was the American flags, the number of them, everybody had one.
	Towards the end of the speech they had large American flags.
	There is something very symbolic about a waving American flag, the red, white, and blue, especially when you consider what we've seen out of the left on the streets of America and on the campuses of America over the last several months.
	You didn't really pick that up in the hall, but there is something interesting about it, and it was powerful.
	I want to quickly go to Caitlin on the floor.
	Let's go to Harry Forearms Broad.
	I'm joined by two special guests here, Pete Buttigieg and his husband, Chastin Buttigieg.
	Oh my gosh, they somehow look gayer tonight.
	What did you think of Vice President Harris' speech tonight?
	It was extraordinary.
	First of all, a clear and compelling account of who she is.
	For the first time I got an erection for a woman.
	Protecting others and keeping this country safe.
	She also prosecuted the case against Donald Trump very effectively.
	Reminded Americans of the two very different futures in front of us under her leadership.
	I want to tell you, if Kamala Harris wins the presidency, I don't know, I may just retire and go back to stand up.
	Shit.
	Because at that point, at that point, at that point it's lost.
	This country is lost.
	If she wins, this country is lost.
	Honestly, at least we'll get clarity this election.
	None of this happens.
	Election night.
	We've burned the ships.
	I think it's already lost.
	Click the button.
	Join Mug Club.
	You can use the promo code Comrade Kamala.
	$15 off.
	But if nothing else, we'll have some clarity.
	If Americans choose this, I don't know.
	I'll just go back to just making people laugh because the points don't matter.
	Instead of, like, join Mug Club or you're a communist.
	Not just gay, but communist.
	Click the link in the description.
	Don't be a commie.
	Or a gay commie.
	That's worse, right?
	Ten good men in Sedim and Gomorrah.
	That's where we are at this point.
	If she gets elected, it's not the American voters.
	It's ten people that run the world.
	Whether it's Bill Gates or whoever the fuck.
	We're taking our marching orders from the top.
	It's got nothing to do with the American voter.
	This country is way more to the right than the media would have you believe.
	Of course.
	It's embarrassing.
	Yeah, all the betting stuff, I think you're going to see that.
	And by the way, Chris Cuomo actually put out in the Trump War Room, retweeted it from NewsNation.
	Really?
	Was he not fondling his brother's nipple barbells?
	He was, but he actually took a break from that, thank God.
	From Cuomo, it's not going to be satisfying to independent voters, what they heard tonight.
	Right.
	Oh great, what would I ever do without Chris Cuomo's insightful commentary?
	When Cuomo does say something like that, he does it begrudgingly.
	No, he's an idiot.
	Of course he's a liberal idiot.
	He's an idiot now who needs conservatives.
	So he says, you know what?
	I'm calling balls and strikes.
	Really?
	Why didn't you have the spine to do that for, what was it, nine years at CNN?
	Of course.
	But now that he's doing it.
	Fuck you.
	That's true.
	Fuck you.
	You're part of the reason that we're here in this country right now.
	And I don't want to act like you've somehow grown an altruistic backbone.
	Go fuck yourself, Chris Cuomo.
	You didn't show up to our fight either.
	And you can't dunk a basketball.
	We actually proved scientifically that that was like a nine foot rim, eight foot rim.
	Eight.
	Eight.
	And that's being generous.
	I want to hear about it, Judge.
	He's got a egg salad recipe.
	Butt gig.
	Butt gig.
	Say it right.
	Talk sucker.
	Called surrogate salad recipe.
	There's going to be some plowing this evening.
	The streets.
	What are you talking about?
	Mr. Plow.
	That's my name.
	Remember that name.
	It's Mr. Plow.
	It's pretty remarkable that that's an applause line in this day and age.
	Yeah, and I think she wants to lead the way to where that is table stakes, where any Republican and any Democrat... Look, let me just tell you before we go to our 7 Plus 1 and then Mug Club, why you heard what you just heard.
	Kamala Harris is deathly afraid of the American public knowing who she is.
	People used to say that, I think it was I don't remember who, it was like JibJab back in the day, who used to do political cartoons, that John Kerry had more waffles than a house of pancakes, was like one of their jokes, back when comedians were kind of, you know, taking it online and not doing actual comedy.
	But the point here is, there's never been someone who's flip-flopped more than Kamala Harris.
	She doesn't actually believe in anything, but she would have communism if she could choose.
	As far as her policy, as far as her platform, she'll say whatever she needs to say.
	And that's why she's deathly afraid of having to answer questions from the media.
	So let me give you some then and now, and all the references are available.
	Link in the description.
	Let me give you, for example, tonight what you hear may not be what you hear a month from now.
	Election is in 70-something days.
	You may hear an entirely different policy from Kamala Harris in 40 days.
	Let me make my case.
	So let's go back to then.
	Kamala Harris unequivocally, for example, supported a gun ban.
	Mandatory gun buybacks.
	What would you do about the millions of, specifically, assault weapons that are already in circulation?
	What do you do about those?
	Well, there are approximately 5 million, to your point, Craig.
	We have to have a buyback program, and I support a mandatory buyback program.
	It's got to be smart.
	What about the freedoms you just said?
	But there are 5 million, at least.
	Some estimate as many as 10 million.
	And we're going to have to have smart public policy.
	By the way, is she saying there are 5 to maybe 10 million assault weapons?
	There are over 200 million by your definition.
	Hey, anyone out there have a Glock?
	Anyone out there have a Ruger?
	Or, thank God, a Walther?
	You have a magazine that holds more than 10 rounds?
	That's an assault weapon.
	It's the majority of firearms.
	I believe there's 400-something firearms, fact check, Mission Control, in the United States right now.
	400 million-something firearms.
	She can't even get her bullshit right.
	It's not 5 to 10 million.
	It's over 200 million.
	But she doesn't want to say, we're going to ban over half of the guns in this country.
	She just told you, she supported it.
	Okay, but now...
	she no longer supports a gun ban or mandatory buyback.
	Because now she has Beyonce Singh freedom, along with her slutty friends and their Illuminati
	triangles.
	Holy crap, you're wrong.
	500 million civilian-owned firearms in the United States.
	I guarantee you at least 250 of them are assault weapons.
	It's gotta be higher than that, yeah.
	And they're in blue cities.
	Dang!
	Let's go to fracking.
	You know, one of the greatest modern innovations that has allowed the United States, at least under Trump's administration, to become a net exporter of energy.
	I'm gonna have to get very near the end of this now because I have SARS Are we all gonna die?
	Let's go back, let's go back to then.
	Kamala Harris said that she was going to flat-out ban fracking in 2020.
	Will you commit to implementing a federal ban on fracking your first day in office?
	Adding the United States to the list of countries who have banned this devastating practice.
	There's no question I'm in favor of banning fracking.
	Well, no question!
	Wow, no question at all.
	That makes it really queer.
	And I meant queer on purpose, no.
	Quite queer.
	Because it's gay.
	Which brings us to now.
	There's no question except now her campaign claims that she no longer supports banning fracking.
	Wait, what?
	She was clear.
	She said it was clear.
	Yeah.
	That's why I said it was queer.
	Banning fracking.
	It is queer.
	Let's go to the topic that all the liberals and libertarians love at the think tanks.
	Marijuana.
	Back then, 2010, as Attorney General Harris opposed Prop 19 to legalize marijuana in California, she called it flawed public policy.
	Oops.
	Which, by the way, shows you how elitist she is because she claimed that she was smoking weed while listening to Tupac and Snoop before they ever existed.
	Well.
	That brings us to now.
	Where she's all in on the Mary Jane saying that she smoked in college and listened to artists who didn't even exist.
	Have you ever smoked?
	I have.
	And I inhale.
	I did inhale.
	It was a long time ago.
	What was it when you was high?
	What was on?
	What song was it?
	Oh my goodness.
	Oh yeah, definitely Snoop.
	Uh huh.
	Tupac for sure.
	Hey, I don't know if we had Mission Control put this together, but she accuses Donald
	Trump of being a misogynist.
	You ever listen to Snoop Dogg?
	Or Tupac?
	Do we have a... Snoop and Tupac.
	So Donald Trump says, Kamala, she slept her way, we don't know how she got her job, but we know at 29 she was dating Willie Brown who was 60, which is weird.
	If you're 29, suckling on old pendulous wrinkly balls is weird.
	But that's just me, Mr. Traditional.
	So she calls Donald Trump and you, everyone here, a misogynist, but then talks about how she listens to Tupac and Snoop Dogg.
	Let's run a little bit of Snoop Dogg and Tupac so you can see if she actually believes what she says.
	Do you look back at some of your old lyrics, given the climate of what's happening today with women's empowerment, and be like, damn, that was kind of f***ed up that I said that?
	Nope.
	Nope.
	Hell no.
	That was me.
	I love every motherf*ing man f*ed in my house.
	F* these b**es, man.
	If you f*** with a cool female, that's all good.
	But if you f* with a b**, you need to break her ass and shake her ass.
	That's how we got to do it in the 9-3.
	Oh, thanks for being clear, drama nerd Tupac.
	You can beat the p***y, you just can't grab women by it.
	Apparently.
	Let's go to cash bail, which is tough for Kamala Harris because she's trying to pander to black voters even though she's not amongst them.
	Back then, as a prosecutor, she wasn't only not in favor of cash bail, she had some of the highest money bail amounts in the country and she extended sentences that people had already served so that the state of California could use them as state-funded slave labor.
	Check the reference.
	Click that link.
	You can read it.
	I encourage you to because I want an informed voting populace as opposed to now!
	Well, she wants to end cash bail and completely reduce penalties for criminals.
	Oh, come on.
	And here she is, by the way, supporting the Freedom Fund for Minnesota.
	She said, if you're able to chip in now to the Minnesota Freedom Fund to help post bail for those protesting on the ground in Minnesota.
	One of the beneficiaries of that fund committed murder three weeks later while she talks about how we all deserve to feel safe.
	Can you give some more money to that rapist murderer, please?
	Can you give some more money, please?
	You deserve to feel safe.
	Everything that she said is a lie or evil.
	That's not hyperbole.
	This election, if nothing else, will provide some clarity.
	You know what?
	I accept that.
	Let the chips fall where they may.
	Yeah, 35, 37 minutes, something like that.
	She spent a very large chunk of that time trying to tell you who she was.
	That her mom was 5 foot 2.
	Yes, 5 foot 2 and we made this and we had to do all that.
	Sorry, I got the fucking papers.
	I wish you would just give me some more of your policies and how you're going to enforce some of these things.
	How about this?
	How about a section on why I haven't done any of this yet, right?
	You believe that Americans deserve freedom and prosperity and the ability to feel safe in their cities.
	How about all the illegals that have murdered people?
	I mean, we can at least start there, right?
	How about all the illegals who have committed crimes and then been let back out into our society?
	Those are undocumented rapists.
	Undocumented rapists.
	Future rapists, apparently.
	And I think most women think rape is sexy.
	Well, you're also Eugene Carroll, so... You're very interesting to talk to.
	Thank you.
	Listen, I'm just saying, like, this doesn't make any sense to me for the American people to buy this, and so what I hope is that we don't see a bump and that RFK does his thing
	tomorrow, Trump does his thing tomorrow, and pushes whatever bump they would have gotten aside and
	that we move on into debates where Donald Trump will absolutely destroy her on policy and the
	American people get to see who she is not here I am as a child, here I am as somebody serving as
	vice And I know I don't understand God's plan.
	So understand that.
	I get it.
	It's not lost on me.
	Please vote me in.
	By the way, just hearing those words out of your mouth, I just had a crisis of faith.
	Because, and I know I don't understand God's plan.
	So, understand that. I get it.
	It's not lost on me. I am not the Almighty.
	But in my opinion, if there was justice in this world, after blowing every mayor in Northern California,
	Kamala Harris should sound like RFK Jr.
	A little bit.
	And he should sound like Clark Gable.
	She should walk out of Willie Brown's office talking like this.
	It was a rough day.
	I had a tough day at work.
	I don't want to talk about it.
	Michael Douglas maybe?
	I don't know.
	At least some mouth herpes.
	You can thank Willie Brown for me talking like this.
	Don't do what I did.
	By the way, I'm getting a little bit of crap from research.
	They said it was important about the coach thing.
	Whatever.
	I think they're going to keep calling him coach.
	Donald Trump tweeted out a few things.
	Waltz was an assistant coach.
	Not a coach.
	I can't do the voice.
	I'd give it to you if you can read it.
	Is this the actual sequence?
	Yes.
	Waltz was an assistant coach.
	Not a coach.
	Not a head coach.
	Wait five minutes.
	Where's Hunter?
	Sorry, I mispronounced canter.
	Well, how?
	Can you say the last one?
	I can't.
	I can't read it.
	Too many thank yous.
	Too rapidly said.
	What's up with her?
	Too many thank yous.
	Too rapidly said.
	What's going on with her?
	I think it's syphilis brain.
	She needs an old English wig, I think.
	By the way, this is Donald Trump.
	He didn't wait five minutes.
	That's one minute apart.
	That's four minutes old, five minutes old, and six minutes old.
	He's like, no, no, no.
	I've got another one.
	No, I gotta ask.
	Why so many thank yous?
	Sir, if you can just wait a few minutes, you're on Fox.
	I know, but I can speak to Fox and tweet.
	We also got the clip of Kamala saying she's going to snatch patents from companies.
	Ugh.
	Okay, go.
	I will snatch their patent so that we will take over.
	She's doing this now.
	Look at the crazy eyes.
	Yes, yes, we can do that.
	Look, listen, I understand it's confusing.
	The question is, do you have the will to do it?
	I understand it's confusing.
	What she meant to say is that she will put a patent on that horrible snatch.
	Okay, I don't believe that's actually what she said.
	Off-brand!
	Wow.
	Generic snatch, they called her.
	Alright, look.
	This woman is not suited.
	She is not fit to be President of the United States.
	To be clear.
	And I don't mean fitted for a Trojan.
	She... It's a good brand.
	That brings us to this week's 7 Plus 1.
	Jobs better suited for Kamala Harris.
	players 7 plus 1.
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	You can click that link below.
	It's the only reason we're allowed to do this and not be banned from the internet.
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	7 plus 1 jobs.
	Better suited for Kamala Harris.
	Number 7.
	Fashion designer of couture knee pads.
	They'll get a lot of use.
	That's right.
	Better do- Rent a beard.
	Oh, look at that!
	That's not even a Photoshop.
	That's just her husband.
	It must be true.
	It's just her husband.
	He's just a beard.
	7 plus 1 jobs better suited for Kamala Harris than mine.
	Number 5, Gerald.
	The new Aunt Viv!
	Oh, I hated the original advent...
	I'm sorry, I'm not a fan of the original.
	So, um, I'm going to go ahead and get started. I'm going to start with the basics. I'm going
	to start with the basics. I'm going to start with the basics. I'm going to start with the
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	Are they Ben Stiller on CNN right now?
	Are they saying this is a historic nomination at the DNC because she stole it from Joe Biden?
	Is that why it's historic?
	That's what I was asking up here.
	Otherwise it's run-of-the-mill, we plugged whoever in here.
	It's historic because it was a coup and nobody said boo.
	She's the vote burglar.
	I think you plug in Fawkes 11.
	that's that's come about and in such a so fast and I think it was it was a
	really tough time I think everybody was kind of looking at you know I think
	feeling that like maybe this wasn't gonna go the way we'd want it to go and
	by the president doing this incredible thing of stepping aside which you know
	no one ever does and then how quickly Kamala Harris rose to the moment and
	He was forced to walk the plank or get keeled.
	Absolutely.
	Absolutely.
	But I wonder when people like Ben Stiller say that.
	I think he's actually naive enough to buy this shit.
	Maybe.
	You know what I mean?
	Because he's an actor.
	You're not too broad.
	Do you think he even knows what keelhauling is?
	I don't think he does.
	No.
	I think only you and I do in this room.
	Absolutely.
	Because I'm not doing pirates, right?
	It's where they run you on a rope underneath the ship as they rake you across the barnacles and they kill you.
	Yeah.
	Isn't that a horrible way to go?
	My dad tried that.
	Yeah, well, he had a good sense of humor.
	We got caught drinking one night.
	He liked to have a laugh.
	It was a canoe.
	Yeah.
	Well, you know, it taught you a valuable life lesson.
	It did.
	My back got clenched.
	I can't touch it.
	Who's the blonde bitch?
	Yeah, what's happening?
	Oh, he's clutching her a little too tight.
	Like, let's make it seem like we're affectionate.
	He looks better than he used to.
	you can hold that.
	Wow.
	For me, just the thought of a woman being president is so big.
	Oh, he's clutching her a little too tight.
	Let's make it seem like we're affectionate.
	He looks better than he used to.
	He looks better older.
	Why was that?
	Apparently her heart was filled with heavy cream.
	It's fat catfish Barbie!
	was that to hear her speak the other night and rally your heart was filled
	with heavy cream it's fat catfish Barbie no that's Tim Walz
	They're hooked at the hip.
	I voted for Joe Biden for the first time.
	I'm trying to do math quickly.
	Uh oh, wow, what a great track record you have.
	You voted for Joe Biden.
	You only have three minutes, ma'am.
	This is very exciting for me.
	Because my daughter is 16 and she doesn't really... Careful, Joe Biden might try to shower with her.
	She's very smart, she's very brilliant, but she doesn't pay a lot of attention to Washington politics.
	How smart was the milkman?
	The whole Kamala Harris brat thing?
	Like, all of a sudden she got interested in politics.
	Is that a real thing?
	Yes, 100%.
	Is that a real thing, white body?
	I think that tapping into what people my age and women my age and girls want to hear.
	Thanks for the time, white bride.
	Back to the celebrity.
	You know, this sort of meme culture, as silly as it is.
	Yeah, I fully expect to lose my left leg.
	Why the hugging?
	What are you wearing, an Old Spice?
	That's what you asked for.
	Why the hugging?
	Canoe?
	What are you wearing, Old Spice?
	That's what you asked for.
	Canoe?
	It's better than...
	She's not a lesbian.
	I feel like if you keep hugging every once in a while, it'll soften him up.
	Alright.
	Look, we are gearing up again.
	The election lives from the century.
	They lie, lie, lie.
	And tonight, I have never seen more lies at a convention than tonight.
	You guys can comment below if you disagree.
	I'm worried about Kamala's safety if she wins.
	I'm not.
	I am.
	By the way, we do have Tim Walz as our fire insurance.
	Footage of protests, unless you guys already got to it, outside the DNC right now if you want.
	Alright, let's show this before we go.
	Things firing up just a little bit.
	Let's see.
	Is this the last night of the convention?
	It is.
	Thank goodness.
	That's not mine, right?
	No, no, I got you.
	Oh, this guy, that guy was at the January 6th... What kind of rioters?
	What kind of rioters wait the last night to riot?
	And why do they send out British truancy cops?
	I know!
	I know!
	Hey!
	You better not be saying more!
	You better not be saying more bollocks about the Jews!
	Alright, you got a trunk voice for me?
	I have my money in a certified deposit and I'll be a fool if I let you risk it with your shenanigans!
	We could always bring in the Mounties.
	Yeezy was right about you all!
	I need your Trump voice.
	You got it?
	No, let's go.
	She didn't mention China.
	She didn't mention fracking.
	She didn't mention energy because she's low that.
	She didn't mention meaningfully Russia and Ukraine.
	She didn't mention the big subjects of the day.
	She didn't folks.
	that are destroying our country.
	There are 60 million people in poverty in the U.S.
	under their watch, and she doesn't even talk about them.
	She only talks about the Kama Sutra.
	Technically, she didn't mention Kama Sutra.
	Oh, she inferred it?
	It's a part of her heritage.
	She can be unburdened by what has been?
	By the way, the Kama Sutra, I tried it.
	It's mostly bullshit.
	There's like five positions that they recreate like 54 times.
	Now the term Kamala Sutra is in my head and it's not going anywhere.
	That's right.
	Kamala Sutra.
	Kama Kama Kama Kama Kamala Sutra.
	Oh boy.
	Oh boy.
	She swallows gum.
	I'm saying it not.
	That was a bad time.
	Who did Come A Chameleon?
	Who was that?
	You know, Boy George.
	Oh, was it?
	Culture Club.
	Oh.
	I forgot about that.
	Alright, look guys.
	They're gonna lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, and then eventually cheat.
	Those are the two plays.
	I expect as we get closer to election night, it's going to be cheap.
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	Nick DiPaolo is going to be in the Gaza Strip, West Jordan, Utah.
	I tell you what, those Mormons with mortars are quite... West Jordan.
	They are quite something.
	Yeah, September 27th, wise guys.
	West Jordan, Utah.
	The city in the country with the highest percentage of beautiful women that I've ever seen is Provo, Utah.
	Oh yeah.
	I guess you haven't been to Rochester.
	Or Poughkeepsie.
	Have you been to Schenectady?
	Those are the ones I confuse.
	They all blend in.
	Poughkeepsie, Rochester, Schenectady.
	Wait till you go to Plattsburgh.
	It's 11 degrees in September.
	Everyone there is a regular Raquel Welch.
	Nice coleslaw on there.
	Limp, lazy eye, one ear, syphilitic.
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	The same people who have been saying that YouTube is a free and open platform are telling you right now, we will not allow you to be a free and open platform.
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	Let's stop that too.
	And all of this right before the most important election of our lifetimes.
	Think that's a coincidence?
	How are you going to stand against the mob?
	How are you going to fight like hell?
	Between now and election, it's a sprint.
	Not just for a national election, it's a sprint for the spirit of this country and your ability to choose what you watch, who you support, and the mere ability This season is war.
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	Fact check, Kim.
	We have a DNC chairperson to fact check.
	And let me leave this with you.
	One time I called Donald Trump Hitler.
	Hitler was duly elected.
	And then you wonder why people think you're the enemy of the people.
	Yeah, the media has already got their marching orders.
	Anytime there's questions, go with the race thing.
	Misogynoir.
	Racism.
	Racism and sexism.
	Is it just because she's black?
	Yes.
	Misogyny and racism faced by black women.
	The problem is the media entertainment industrial establishment, okay?
	It's the big steal.
	It's the stealing of the election in front of the American people on every single level.
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