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Aug. 22, 2024 - Louder with Crowder

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DNC Mega Livestream Fact-Check | Round 1

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	Welcome to 3 in 3, three key facts in three minutes or less on the topics you care about
	most.
	Bye bye.
	Tim Walz.
	Key fact number one.
	Tim Walz's problem with stolen valor accusations.
	Firstly, Tim Walz served in the U.S.
	National Guard for 24 years.
	This fact is not in dispute.
	The controversy following his service, however, stems from his claims regarding combat experience as well as his rank.
	In 2018, for example, Walls stated, we can make sure that those weapons of war that I carried
	in war is the only place where those weapons are at.
	This was notable because the fact that Tim Walls has never served in combat
	is not in dispute.
	Walz has also faced controversy for repeatedly referring to himself as a retired Command Sergeant Major.
	According to Army Lieutenant Colonel Kristen Auger, Walz retired as a Master Sergeant in 2005 for benefit purposes because he did not complete additional coursework at the U.S.
	Army Sergeants Major Academy.
	Key fact number two.
	Tim Walz was the governor of Minnesota during the 2020 George Floyd riots.
	As reported by the Minnesota Star Tribune, the riots resulted in the destruction of 1,500 businesses and totaled over 500 million dollars in damage to Minneapolis alone.
	And speaking of the riots, Walz said, this is a moment of inflection.
	This is a moment of real change.
	It's a moment that those folks who are out there demanding this are not going to take a commission or a report.
	They're going to want fundamental change.
	And that is what I think.
	That is one of the exciting things of all this.
	And his actual policies.
	As governor of Minnesota, Walz instituted a number of policies, including making Minnesota a transgender sanctuary state for both adults and children, signing a law that ensures the right to abortion up to and including birth, forcing more than 10,000 businesses to close during COVID, and instituted draconian COVID regulations, even going so far as to create a hotline for people to report on their neighbors, violating guidelines.
	Allowing 80,000 illegal aliens to obtain driver's licenses, and subsequently registering them to vote through an automatic driver's license voter registration process, and according to VoteSmart.org, Tim Walz received high marks during his time as a congressman from leftist organizations like Planned Parenthood, the American Civil Liberties Union, the Teachers Union, and the Council on American Islamic Relations.
	Perhaps that's why it's not controversial that in late July 2024, mere days before he was selected as Kamala's running mate, Tim Walz confidently stated during a Zoom call with donors, one person's socialism is another person's neighborliness.
	This has been 3 in 3.
	I'm Stephen Crowder.
	If you want to learn more, you can peruse the references for this specific show at 3keyfacts.com or tune in to the hour-long daily show Louder with Crowder weekdays at 10 a.m.
	Eastern on Rumble, YouTube, or right here anywhere you get your podcasts.
	Here we are at another Democratic convention with Kamala Harris.
	After Joe fell off his bike, I said, he's not gonna be the nominee.
	I said on my show, they're gonna try to kill him.
	Wake up!
	Kamala Harris cares.
	Deep on the police.
	She will never risk lives for the sake of politics.
	Look at the riots, look at the burning, look at the looting.
	I could smell the burning tires.
	This is a movement, I'm telling you.
	They're not gonna stop.
	Think of David Dorn.
	Think of the people who were killed.
	Think of Kamala Harris because she said, that's... We're not gonna let up.
	And they should not.
	And we should not.
	Wages up, inflation down, way down.
	Inflation is up at least 20% since Biden took office.
	CNN has not fact-checked this.
	ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, CNBC.
	No one has.
	So who are you going to believe, them or f***ing CNN?
	I was still playing the drinking game while Gerald was fact-checking.
	Why not?
	I should go back to bartending.
	There's a balance to be struck between being tough and being a bitch.
	Bitch!
	Mug Club Fact Checks the DNC.
	This is the first evening of our two-night mega livestream event, live fact-checking the DNC convention.
	So we're going to be here tomorrow night as well.
	You may notice that, if you hear from my voice, I am not well.
	Which is why, uh, tonight, I will be actually, you can bring up the drinking game rules, I have a hot toddy.
	Which, you can comment below and let me know if that's, if it's, if it's considered a light in the loafers, or uh, might as well hit the drinking game rules right off the bat.
	So tonight, you can watch along with us as we fact check, you take a drink, anytime Tim Walz mentions a threat to democracy, anytime he tells someone to mind their business, Anytime he mentions his military service, or lack thereof, but of course he won't say that.
	Anytime he mentions women's rights or health care.
	And you finish your drink if he ever brings up the J.D.
	Vance couch hoax.
	And by the way, that applies to anyone tonight because a lot of people are speaking, including Pete Buttigieg and currently one of the men hunted by Blade.
	Just as I say it, they cut away from him.
	It's Hawk Two of Jeffries, don't worry.
	There you go, bring him right up.
	Come on, that's the guy Blade would hunt.
	That's the guy who got Wesley Stemps put away for tax evasion.
	Of course, this is all gearing up for the election livestream of the century.
	There's no reason to tune in anywhere else.
	November 5th, coming up 2024, we have Boots on the Ground, a live electoral map for you where we can call states, dispute states, we have data news wires, we have live third-party analysts in real time, and anytime something happens, you'll be able to go to that map live on election night.
	Any shenanigans, any dirty play, you can click a box, it's going to open up and fill you in on the issue with our live on-the-ground reporters.
	I also forgot to mention to you guys, hey, we have eight new, or nine?
	Eight or ten new three-and-threes.
	It's a podcast.
	For those of you, sometimes you want to know, hey, where do we start?
	It's three key facts in three minutes or less.
	Three key irrefutable facts on the topics you want to know.
	We make all the references publicly available.
	So it's a good place to start if you're looking to learn about what do we have here in the three?
	Let me see which the ones that are being uploaded right now.
	We have Kamala Harris, Tim Walz.
	We also have the gender wage gap, slavery, the assassination attempt on President Trump.
	We have a gun crime, the Federal Department of Education and college tuition.
	Those are the three for threes that are now up anywhere you get your podcast.
	Next to me is the funniest man alive.
	Friday, September 27th.
	He's gonna be at Wise Guys.
	That's the day I'm the funniest.
	In West Jordan.
	Wow.
	Oh, that's West Jordan, Utah.
	Jordan Landing.
	Jordan Landing?
	Yeah, do you guys make this shit up just to be crazy?
	I have no idea.
	Jordan Landing in Utah.
	Yes, Wise Guys.
	I wrote West Jordan.
	What am I, in the Budgaza script?
	That's exactly what I was thinking about.
	I'm playing Kabooms!
	Yes, exactly.
	I'll tell ya!
	I'm in good shape.
	Last week.
	It's a new family film.
	Nick DiPaolo goes to Kabul.
	NickDip.com for all of his dates.
	How you doing, Nick?
	I'm doing terrific.
	I have to laugh that you guys told me tonight, out of all the nights you've had me here, to keep it PG.
	Why do you got to do that, Nick?
	Got to do what?
	I'm just saying.
	But on the night... Oprah speaking tonight.
	All of them.
	I tried to keep Nick away from the television all day.
	I'm like, oh wait, Oprah's speaking.
	He hates Oprah more than anyone has ever hated another human being.
	So I wanted him to find out live on air, but it was spoiled.
	I think I'd actually hang out with Oprah.
	If she was just not being a phony bitch trying to fool white women and be her black self, I would get along with her great.
	So you'd never hang out with her?
	I would never hang out with her.
	I have all her books, though.
	Captain Morgan, CEO.
	How are you, sir?
	I am doing far better than you.
	Sorry you're so sick.
	It's just, you know what?
	I had a good run.
	I had a whole year when you have, uh, when you have toddler twins.
	It's just, it's a petri dish.
	You have a birthday party.
	It's the bubonic plague.
	I'm just waiting for it to hit my family.
	Thanks a lot.
	I really hope that it doesn't.
	I'm trying not to breathe.
	We almost had one of those Donald Trump plexiglass things between me and Nick, but turns out he's a bug chaser.
	You want it.
	I am a gift giver.
	You want it.
	I don't want to explain to Nick what that subculture is because he'll have too much fun with it.
	I think Nick knows.
	Hey look, it's David Axelrod.
	Nick and I were saying when some people lose their mustache it looks like they lost half their face.
	Yes!
	And he's one of them.
	He needs the mustache.
	The man owns no upper lip.
	He's boring either way.
	Yes, yes he is.
	What else do I need to... Oh!
	Mug Club, by the way.
	It's $15 off right now.
	Use the promo code Comrade Kamala.
	Comrade Kamala.
	It is $15 off.
	We are throttled on YouTube, so if you can share this today, let people know that we are live fact-checking.
	We make all the references publicly available.
	Did I miss anything?
	Do me a favor.
	Click the link in the description.
	They don't have no fills for you.
	You don't have to worry about spelling.
	Just click the link!
	Otherwise we go away after election night because it's cost us...
	Many, many millions of dollars.
	Also, we have Hidden Camera, Mud Club Undercover.
	Every week, pretty much between the first week of September and election, we have some big things for you.
	We've been holding back, we've been keeping our powder dry, and you won't believe.
	I don't want to bombshell it, but two of these are bigger than the Nashville Manifesto for sure.
	Yeah.
	One of them directly relates to this election.
	I didn't think it was possible.
	I literally walked by and they're like, this is major, and I looked at it and I was like, Holy crap!
	Don't comment on this because I gave you privilege information, you've already had a shot at the party.
	And the other one's about the kitchen cleanliness at Chipotle.
	Well, that's not really an investigation.
	It's called having eyes.
	And a sense of smell.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Oh, look who's here!
	Bill Clinton!
	Look at this corpse fest!
	Bring on the rapist!
	Wait, before we bring on Bill Clinton, guys, we're going to give you a recap of everything that has happened at the DNC thus far.
	Again, we're going to be here tonight and tomorrow, live fact-checking the speeches and fact-checking the media.
	But we also are going to get into the recent jobs review, the economic review that we saw.
	I don't know if you know it had to be downgraded, had to be revised.
	Before that though, we want to, since we're leading up to election, every debate, every town hall, every special event, we'll be live streaming with you, live fact-checking.
	We want to do it honorably and start the tradition tonight of leading this if you will with our national anthem. Yeah
	All right, stand up Oh
	Can you see Me
	That's uh, yeah that.
	Bye.
	Good to have Yoko Ono in the house.
	Alright, come on.
	What's that?
	I still get touched!
	By who?
	That's a crime.
	Oh, this guy, if you play your cards right.
	Am I right?
	He's a rapist.
	So what do you guys expect?
	You can comment below what you expect from tonight.
	Are we supposed to go straight into the prior predictions?
	Here's what I'll tell you I predict tonight.
	They're not going to talk about Donald Trump's economy.
	They're not going to talk about the results of his presidency.
	I've noticed that throughout the last couple of days.
	It really is they're kind of trying to follow the Barack Obama Vote these people out so I can get in the office.
	hey you don't like Biden, you don't like Trump, you don't know who this lady is so
	it's hope and change which is kind of surprising to me because I guess it's
	change from herself right now. It's like changing a shift and putting in the
	exact same shift. Vote these people out so I can get in the...
	wait, it's you in the office.
	Vote these people out so I can... it's you! You're the person I vote out and
	they're going to be talking for sure about reproductive rights, women's
	health care because they just think it's too easy to fool suburban white broads.
	They've been talking about that, that Donald Trump wants to ban abortion.
	They don't really have a huge leg to stand on.
	They want to make this funny enough, they're in a tough place I think, because they want to make it a personality contest, and they're running Kamala Harris.
	It's a tough one. They won't let her talk to reporters.
	That's one of the reasons why she can't do just an entire press junket. Look, I think you're
	right. I think abortion is going to come up. That's obviously something that's been a theme.
	Hope and joy. Now you hear that word joy, but it's all this kind of phony kind of
	projection. It's fine to be happy. Look, Democrats are very good at putting on events like this.
	They're very good at going out and getting entertainment, organizing, having rallies, making it feel
	like there's all kinds of joy and momentum, but there's not really any substance there.
	So they're going to talk about Project 2025 and try to put that on Donald Trump.
	Almost every single speaker has done that.
	And they're going to try to make you feel good, right?
	If you want to feel good, vote for Harris.
	But if you actually want the country to be good, vote for Trump.
	That's really what it comes down to.
	If you want to feel good, hire Harris as an intern.
	You know what I'm saying?
	They're stressing unity and joy.
	And they're doing it at, it's called Union Center, I believe, right?
	Right.
	Meanwhile, outside, it's like the Gaza Strip.
	People kind of kill each other.
	People on stage hate each other, pretending not to.
	That's true.
	There's nothing united about any of this at the Union Center.
	Yeah, and then they bring up Barack Obama to talk about unity.
	There is no one more divisive than Barack Obama.
	He does it nicely, though.
	He does.
	He gives a good speech.
	Yeah.
	But there's no substance there.
	The support for Kamala Harris is a mile wide and an inch deep.
	You do see the difference, though.
	He does have charisma that Kamala Harris does not.
	He delivers a good speech.
	He does.
	He's never said anything profound in his life.
	No.
	Most overrated speaker as far as that goes.
	As far as delivery, absolutely.
	Yeah, he's very good.
	He even tricks me where I'm like, you know, I bet you if we were in a green room and you made an off-collar joke, he'd probably not clutch his profile like, nah, nah, that's out of line, but that was pretty funny, filthy dago.
	You know, and you'd be like, ah, he's one of us!
	And I'd say, who'd you call a daggo bitch?
	And Michelle would come in and get me in a headlock.
	Who's the bitch?
	You greasy wop?
	Don't get all wee-wee'd up.
	Don't expect impressions tonight with my cold.
	I have a fever.
	This is a tricky one, man.
	I want to like him, but his fingerprints are all over the last four years.
	Oh, I thought you were going to say you want to like him, but he's black because, you know, you're half Sicilian.
	Sicilian.
	It's like looking in a family tree mirror, Nick.
	There's a man who looks like me hiding behind your woodpile somewhere down the line.
	Yeah, it's because your people are racist.
	I mean rapists.
	Did I say racist?
	Rapists.
	You did say racist.
	I smoke crack.
	Now, he did with convicted domestic terrorist Bill Ayers.
	Let's see what Bill Clinton is talking about really quickly because we have these montages for you before we get to Tim Walz tonight.
	And boy are we looking forward to telling you who Tim Walz really is.
	Who spent a lifetime getting the good job done.
	One of the things that I've noticed over my increasingly long life is that a presidential election is unique in several ways.
	First of all, it's the greatest job interview for the greatest job in the world.
	But enough about your interns, am I right?
	Secondly, Monica, that means you.
	The Constitution says we the people.
	He's got big office hair from the Golden Girls.
	And the third thing is.
	Biopic, he'd be played by Betty White.
	I kind of like him.
	Is that a bad thing to say?
	No, you know what about Bill Clinton?
	I will say this.
	Betrayal is awful, right?
	To cheat on your spouse.
	He didn't cheat on his spouse.
	It was an arrangement.
	She said you can sleep with her as long as you don't get caught.
	And so, do I think he's a good guy?
	No.
	Do I think he's an immoral man?
	Yes, I do.
	Do I think he's the kind of guy who, like, it's a different...
	It's a different degree of crappy.
	Because he didn't actually cheat on his wife.
	A. She's not a woman.
	B. She's a lesbian.
	C. She told him he could sleep with anyone that he wants.
	And D. They typically kill people that get in the way.
	They absolutely do.
	He's old school.
	Southern corrupt.
	Allegedly.
	Well let's show you what we've missed from the DNC so far.
	We have a nice little montage here of Oh gosh.
	When they say, the media has been trying to tell you that this has been high energy, compared to the RNC.
	They've been saying it's high energy.
	The energy here is, oh my gosh, it's contagious.
	It feels like Barack Obama again.
	It's a cavalcade of freaks.
	And by the way, I should have told them too, if at some point, if you're watching on YouTube tonight, and at some point, because I just said freak, I don't know if we're allowed to say that, at some point you see this.
	Head on over to Rumble where we do not censor anything.
	We don't self-censor, but we have the YouTube dump button, so... You should already be there!
	Yes, you should be there because these people at Google hate you and give hundreds of millions of dollars in free advertising to the DNC, but you guys already know this.
	This is remedial.
	This is actually what high energy and what normal, when they call you weird, looks like.
	This is the DNC roll call.
	Ladies and gentlemen, my name is DJ Cassidy, and I'd like to welcome you all to the Democratic National Convention Roll Call!
	As a teacher, a union member, and a proud black woman, it is my honor to cast Alaska's 19 delegates for the next president of these United States, Kamala Harris!
	Here we go, here we go, here we go, let's go!
	Our Hawaii was the first state to legalize abortion.
	Indiana, welcome back.
	No!
	Who's that?
	I hate you, Rudy!
	Hey, that's Rudy?
	That's the guy who played Rudy.
	It's the guy who played the guy who had no business playing.
	Hey, remember the player with the biggest heart at the University of Notre Dame?
	He's one of our new biggest players.
	He's more emblematic of jazz and democracy than what we swing with in the Big Easy.
	We are Maryland!
	That is a celebration of love.
	It's D.J.
	Ju.
	The first state to legalize abortion.
	So let the celebration continue.
	The delegates of the proud state of Montana.
	We, who sent the first woman to Congress, proudly cast our 24 delegates.
	The first woman was a Republican.
	An icon, Malcolm X, Standing Bear, and Willa Cather, and our homegrown homeboy, He's having a stroke.
	Oh, Standing Bear got your tongue?
	We're from Jersey, baby!
	Phil Donahue's ghost.
	Thank God.
	How do you cast your vote?
	He looks like Bruce Jenner's molted skin.
	If he doesn't have little kids buried under his porch, I do.
	What?
	What, confusion?
	Yeah, the eyeliner.
	from the great state of Nancy Pelosi.
	What?
	What? Confusion?
	Yeah, the eyeliner.
	Oh, watch this.
	Michigan has three presidents of our country.
	25 votes for our next president.
	Losers.
	It's lose yourself, not lose your place.
	That's why men run the world.
	They couldn't even pander right.
	Like, Eminem is from my state.
	Gretchen Whitmer.
	Lose yourself.
	Mom's spaghetti.
	It's just, ah, the cringe.
	The cringe.
	It really is horrible.
	I want to revise my previous comments about them knowing how to throw these things and doing a good job entertaining.
	Look, not everything they do that they're doing will work, but they certainly do have some idiots on the floor.
	Here's the thing, they're still trying to play we're hip and young.
	Right.
	Even the young kids don't like the shit that's going down with the economy and all that, so you can do all this pretend.
	The young kids are paid to be there.
	The young kids, the influencers, and Harry Sissons, which is a word that I can't say anymore, apparently.
	We've got a DJ, and we're hip, and we're black, we make references to jazz.
	And it just makes it even that much more awkward because of the contrast.
	It's like, hey, I'm DJ Amish, whatever that guy was dressed up as.
	He's like, hey, look, DJ, come on, let's bring out the coolest guy in politics, Tim Walls!
	Exactly.
	Then Liberace comes up from Nebraska.
	Starts doing Eminem on his typewriter.
	They have this very effeminate gay guy going, and the state of Georgia!
	We're waiting on you, Georgia!
	I'm like, okay, that's just, that's okay, fine.
	I know.
	You're party.
	It's like, it's not about being cool anymore, because young kids, the ones who are out of work, and the economy is affecting them, is this going to fool them?
	Are we that shallow as a nation?
	I think, you know what, this election will give us some clarity for sure, because a good portion, at least 30% of this country is, unfortunately.
	And it will remain to be seen as to how many people can be swayed.
	Bill Clinton is still speaking right now likely about rape, but before we go to him and we go to the live fact checking, let's also catch you up on the speakers and what they've been speaking about here at the DNC.
	Buenas noches, Chicago!
	In my state, we like things spicy.
	He doesn't even know how to fake run.
	Oh God!
	Kamala Harris was exactly the right person for me.
	My first big decision as your nominee turned out to be one of my best.
	Spying on Trump.
	And I was asking Joe Biden to serve by my side as Vice President.
	Oh my God, these phony bastards.
	My mother is the only person in the whole world who thinks Kamala is the lucky one for marrying me.
	Donald Trump once called Chicago embarrassing.
	Even if I'm the only person stupid enough to speak after Michelle Obama.
	I'm going, guys.
	Donald Trump once called Chicago embarrassing.
	He looks like room temperature Chicago beef.
	I am the only person stupid enough to speak after Michelle Obama.
	He's the sausage king of Chicago.
	Rambling.
	Hey, it's Doug.
	Kamala Harris, she likes dogs.
	Is that Navarro?
	You must be her favorite.
	And my dog, Cha-Cha, likes her.
	I take credit for her losing that weight.
	She is one of the most dignified.
	I mean, dickified.
	A tribute to her mother, to my mother, and to your mother too.
	Good to see a young James Brown in the house.
	Hopefully she can't go on.
	It's a man's world.
	She can't go on.
	It's a man's world.
	Didn't include brushing your hair.
	Oh-ho-ho-ho.
	I love that laugh.
	He looks like Bill O'Reilly.
	Yeah, he looks like gay Bill O'Reilly.
	That is the laugh of a crazy person.
	They're just trying to gaslight.
	Don't we all love that laugh?
	No, we don't.
	We do not.
	That's why everything that comes out of their mouth is gaslight.
	Everywhere.
	I can't take it.
	I can't.
	I have trouble doing my show, man.
	She could be at a Holocaust memorial and she'd be like, Auschwitz?
	We used to have a saying about Treblinka.
	What?
	People died!
	We should be unburdened by what has been.
	Unburdened by the furnaces.
	What the heck?
	And look to the soap that can be.
	She's anti-semitic as a point.
	She hates Jews.
	HATES JEWS!
	Willing to lose the election.
	Seriously, they're willing to lose the election because this may all come down to Pennsylvania.
	They would rather lose the election than have a Jew on the ticket because they know they can't win their own party's vote.
	Identity politics came back to bit of a... They've been building to this moment for 60 years, you understand?
	Black female being the... they've been building... nothing was going to stop them.
	Well, building to have the moment, but yes.
	By the way, I love when Bernie Sanders, we didn't have it in the order there, but Bernie Sanders goes on and basically just blasts billionaires and then the next person they bring to the stage is Pritzker, the billionaire.
	He's a 1%er.
	He shouldn't go on before me.
	I thought he was a bad guy.
	He's a 1%er.
	I don't like 1% milk.
	I bet you walked off stage and said, go ahead and follow that.
	You son of a bitch!
	Good luck!
	Save your voice.
	Oh wait a minute, I'm a Jew.
	We should pay teachers like professional ballplayers.
	We should pay ballplayers like teachers.
	Single-A players, how about that?
	They may have a point if it's like the Mets.
	No, the teachers who should get paid like ballplayers are the young fucking hot ones that fuck their boys' students.
	Enough about Kamala.
	I mean... Come on!
	I can't drop an F-bomb now?
	Let's go to Bill Klain.
	Well, apparently you're on the rapist hour, because Bill Clinton's been talking for a very long time, and he's looking at the audience like he wants to rape someone there right now.
	Juanita's up in the balcony blowing a whistle.
	Anybody?
	She seems pretty thirsty, though, these days.
	Her rape whistle probably just calls more rapists.
	She's out there banging.
	I like wanting it.
	She is.
	On the X, just let them have it.
	She's had enough.
	Let's see what he has to say before we get into the recent jobs report that has been revised down.
	I almost croaked in the first debate of this election season.
	He sounds horrible.
	When President Trump said nobody respected America anymore, Like they did when he was president.
	Wait, wait.
	And with a straight face.
	Like they did when you were president.
	Raping interns?
	Great.
	Look, you gotta give him.
	He's a good actor.
	With a straight face, he cited as evidence of the respect that existed for us when he was there, the president's And he's smart enough to know.
	He just has to do this.
	He's that gunpoint.
	didn't start any crap while he was president.
	You're talking about Russia, you're talking about Russia who didn't by the way invade
	Ukraine or Crimea or you want to go back to Georgia.
	He's like, he says, he says, just respect the fact that there was no global conflict.
	And he's smart enough to know.
	He just has to do this.
	He's that gunpoint.
	He is, but I think right now the audience looks at him and they're like, I thought we
	said goodbye to Joe Biden on Monday.
	I know!
	That's the impression.
	He's got the voice.
	You know when you hear somebody that's dying of cancer, the voice goes up three notches?
	We're gonna find out.
	Pretty soon?
	Pretty soon.
	Is this his swan song?
	He's got a lump the size of a grapefruit in his ass.
	That's just a party trick.
	He has cancer too.
	I like him for all the bad stuff.
	President Obama once gave me the great honor of saying I was the Explainer-in-Chief.
	Folks, I've thought and thought about it, and I don't know what to say.
	Let's do a Senior Wences with your dick.
	Look at Princeton.
	Have another Cinnabonion.
	Jesus, he's about to pop like a zit.
	Like Hakeem Jeffries, I too want an America that's more joyful.
	Yeah, Hakeem Jeffries.
	More inclusive, more future-focused.
	Just think what a burden it's been on us to get up day after day after day after day buried in media's hot rhetoric.
	When there's so many opportunities out there.
	With 16-year-olds.
	To be a barista.
	I want that.
	To spend other people's money.
	Work at the IHOP as a hostess.
	I'll come in and grab you.
	Speaking of which, before we go back to this rapist-in-chief, I'm trying to remember.
	Again, the promo code is Comrade Kamala.
	You get $15 off.
	Otherwise, there is no election live stream of the century, but it's a live show.
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	Tune in and you can just hit that link and join Mug Club.
	I don't know if we pulled the clip that we had of us talking about the jobs reports being revised down.
	Maybe not.
	But we told you that it probably would be and the reason for that... We do have it.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, we have it.
	Now, I'm not Nostradamus, but we have a new...
	We have the new, not just the jobs report, but the job growth for quite a while now has been revised down by a significant number.
	And I'm not clairvoyant.
	It's because 16 of the last 19 jobs reports have been revised down.
	So when they come out with a successful jobs report, it's just wait a month or two.
	It's completely fabricated, like a lot of the polls, which we'll get into right now, which is why the polls don't necessarily reflect the Vegas betting odds, which have flipped, which is surprising to me.
	But here's us actually saying this jobs report is going to be revised down and then we'll update you.
	More jobs.
	No!
	And we just went through that.
	Oh, inflation is down.
	No!
	Your life is better under Biden than under Donald Trump because your wages have gone up.
	No!
	And it's going to have to be revised and be worse than you're hearing right now anyway.
	Also, I forgot to tell you, tonight we do have a 7 plus 1 this week, 7 Things You Didn't Know About Tim Walz, and Thomas Finnegan is down on the ground.
	Is he?
	At the DNC.
	We do have our very own on-the-ground reporter, Thomas Finnegan, there at the DNC.
	We spared no expense.
	So, we called it then, and then this morning, the Labor Department, and they really didn't want to do this, revised job growth over the past year, down, they missed it by 818,000, which is the worst since the financial crisis.
	That's a big number.
	The market initially took it as fairly dovish.
	Historically, though, it is a pretty big revision, right?
	Yeah, you've got to go back to 2009 to find a bigger downward revision here.
	Like in 2009, they went down by, what's the number here, minus 824, so that's slightly smaller than that.
	Now, here's the funny part, and you'll hear this tonight.
	We're going to fact-check the media, so stay with us.
	I believe we may have Clay Travis on the show later tonight.
	We do.
	We have him on later on the show, front of the show.
	Listen to Bloomberg try and massage, again, the worst job growth since the financial crisis of 2008 and 2009.
	What is your initial reaction here?
	How does this affect your thinking about how you've been taking in the U.S.
	market?
	Most of the downward revisions are in some of the more cyclically sensitive sectors.
	We're talking leisure and hospitality, manufacturing, professional and business services.
	So these downward revisions are mostly concentrated in a lot of sectors.
	Definition of working class.
	We're really only talking about industries where anything is bought, brokered, or sold.
	So anything that is bought would be included, anything sold being included, or if you sold something that is being bought or managed, that's all that is included in this.
	So it's worse than you think.
	But it's worse than that.
	The Biden-Harris, again, when they talk about change, they're talking about themselves.
	The Commerce Secretary, Raimondo, if you don't remember Gina, good old Gina.
	When Ask said she doesn't believe the new government data?
	Just leave it at that.
	She doesn't believe the government data.
	Let the clip do it.
	Okay.
	When you hear that, do you potentially think that this new numbers could be a liability for this campaign?
	No, when I hear that, first of all, I don't believe it because I've never heard Donald Trump say anything truthful.
	It is, though, from the Bureau of Labor.
	I don't, I'm not familiar with that.
	What in God's name?
	Bureau of Labor?
	How is this even a competition?
	You're not familiar with that?
	You don't have that?
	She went into autopilot, right?
	Because Donald Trump lies about everything as they lie to you.
	Donald Trump lies about everything.
	No, no, it's the Department of Labor.
	I don't... I'm not familiar.
	What does she do for a living?
	What are you, racist?
	I'm the Commerce Secretary.
	I don't work in the Department of Labor.
	What does she do, Ms.
	Raimondo?
	She's the Commerce Secretary for Harris Biden.
	And she's not familiar.
	What did I say?
	No, you're right, I'm just repeating.
	I thought because I can't hear myself with my cold, I said something retarded.
	I'm giving you notice.
	Hey, watch your mouth.
	No, we can say retarded because they called Donald Trump a moron, which is an actual medical diagnosis.
	Did you know that?
	Moronixy.
	Yeah, moron.
	But for some reason we lost retarded.
	Moronixy?
	Moronixy, yes.
	What, did you just become the philosopher?
	Holy crap, tell me more.
	I'm not.
	I was diagnosed in fifth grade.
	So, this is bad.
	This is obviously bad.
	This economy is horrible.
	You guys know about inflation.
	We've talked about it.
	All the references are publicly available.
	It's over 20% when you look at inflation since Biden has taken office.
	Family needs $17,000 more just now since Biden has taken office to live the exact same lifestyle.
	The average salary went up over $4,000 under Donald Trump's presidency.
	It's gone down by $4,200 under Biden.
	When you think Biden, think Kamala Harris.
	Let's be very clear about this.
	So, they have to run on hope and change.
	They have to continually say, Donald Trump is lying, Donald Trump is lying, Donald Trump is lying.
	Does it count as a lie when she says, I don't believe that because Donald Trump is lying and it comes from the government?
	And she says, I'm not familiar.
	Again, you do, and this is my question to you guys, please comment below.
	Do you believe that these people are stupid or do you believe that they're evil and lying?
	There is no door number three at this point.
	Yeah.
	You know that talking points went out.
	818,000 revision.
	We need to talk about it.
	Bloomberg got the talking notes, whoever that was.
	They're saying, well, it's just these people, you know, everything in the entire economy.
	So these people are just stupid.
	They want to try to pin everything on Donald Trump, but you said hope and change.
	You can have one part, but you can't have the other part because the change is from yourself.
	We've talked about that.
	I want to keep coming back to that.
	Anything that she says we can do, it's why haven't you done is the response.
	Because you're there now.
	You have power now.
	You have control of the Senate.
	Well, here's something pretty interesting, and guys, you can let us know in chat, and they'll let us know if you want us to go to Bill Clinton or you want us to preface Tim Walz, because I really want to nail Tim Walz here tonight.
	I want people to drink.
	Let me read you some of the polling, and this is very interesting, the actual betting markets now.
	Donald Trump is at 5% over Harris, so he's at 52 to her 47.
	These are the actual betting odds, not just coming from polling.
	Let me go through some of the polling, but here's why this is so interesting.
	When you look at, historically, the kind of bump you should get from your own convention.
	This is unprecedented.
	Tell people what that was, though.
	Like, last week.
	You know, the polymath?
	Do you know what that number is?
	It was a 10 point spread.
	It was a 10 point spread for Harris.
	It was 10 points for Harris a week ago.
	So people that make the argument that you don't need to trust this because it's just people that do crypto and crypto people tend to lean this way.
	Well, explain the 10 points for Harris a week ago.
	I'll tell you exactly what's happened.
	Even though Harris has barely spoken, the more people speak about Harris or on her behalf, the worse it is for them.
	That's why they're not having her given it.
	To not have a bump from your own convention is unprecedented.
	That tells you, look, A lot can happen between now and October.
	I told you she's going to have a bump when she announces her VP.
	You can expect something during the DNC convention, but we're not even seeing it during the convention.
	So barring some kind of crazy game changer, this is potentially as bad as it gets.
	This is as well as Kamala Harris can possibly perform because this DNC is not doing her any favors.
	What, that figure is from what?
	You said... It's from, it's like the betting odds, the actual betting odds.
	Polymarket.
	People are actually betting money.
	More specifically, what, in Vegas?
	FanDuel?
	What are you talking about?
	Online?
	It's a website called Polymarket.
	Polymarket?
	Yeah, where I think it's a... Is that as of a history of being accurate?
	Yes.
	Well, it has a history of reflecting the betting odds more accurately than other sites, yeah.
	So, in other words, you have the polling and you have the betting odds.
	Most people, working people, who don't follow as closely like you and I do, are probably unaware of that.
	They're reading the headlines on the internet, all the, you know, she's up by three in Pennsylvania.
	Right.
	And those polls can be manipulated.
	This is people putting their money where their mouth is.
	Let me read you some of the polls.
	I'm just saying, that might not meet enough people's ears.
	No, I think you're right.
	Well, hopefully it does meet enough people's ears out there.
	And Bill Clinton is still speaking, so who really cares?
	In the general right now, Harris is up 1.5%, but keep in context, Biden was up in 2020 7.6%.
	Arizona, Trump is still up 0.2%.
	Biden was up two full points.
	In Georgia, Trump is up one.
	That's about the same as last time.
	Michigan, Kamala's up two, which people now go, oh, she's going to win Michigan.
	Biden was up 6.7%.
	If you look at Nevada, Trump is up 1.4.
	He was down by six last go-around in 2020.
	North Carolina, he's up by 1.2.
	Pennsylvania, Trump is up by 0.2.
	Biden was up by 5.7.
	It may all come down to Pennsylvania, potentially Wisconsin and Michigan, but the DNC would rather lose Pennsylvania than have a Jew on their ticket.
	Now here's what's so interesting here.
	To me, I thought, and I was speaking with Lane the Brain, saying, has there ever been a time where people have not seen a bump during their own convention?
	Let me read this out to you to look at the percentage change with conventions.
	All the references are available at LatterEarthCredit.com.
	You can click that link in the description.
	We make it available so you can fact check us.
	1988, okay?
	Dukakis and Bush.
	After the DNC convention, Dukakis was at plus 17% over Bush.
	He went up 17%.
	Then after the RNC, Bush went up 2 over Dukakis.
	Went from plus 17 to Bush plus 2.
	When did Dukakis put the helmet on?
	1992, after the DNC, Clinton saw 24%.
	He ended up at 24% over Bush.
	That was the biggest bounce in 50 years.
	You look at 2000, Bush versus Gore.
	RNC, Bush plus 16.
	Gore, after the DNC, plus 5.
	Obama versus McCain.
	If you can believe it, Obama was, you know, plus six over McCain, then McCain got plus five over Obama.
	There was a period of time where McCain was actually beating Obama when everyone thought that was as close to a walk-off as you could imagine, except right after the RNC.
	And if you were there during that moment in time, people are going, well, this is going to end.
	Of course, this always happens with a convention.
	We are not seeing it with this convention.
	We're actually seeing it getting worse.
	Romney actually gained 1.4% to tie with Obama, which is unheard of.
	And the only example where he didn't see a bounce from a Democrat candidate from their convention is John Kerry, who's basically the Democrats' Mitt Romney.
	No one likes him, no one wanted him, he was the only option at that time, and everyone hated him.
	You guys, look, you guys got Kerry.
	We got Romney.
	We'll call it a wash.
	Each one of us got one.
	I need to update you really quickly.
	This isn't an admonishment, but we have an update from the Polly market.
	It's Trump up plus 7 now.
	53-46 is the latest.
	Just because Bill Clinton spoke about rape?
	Pretty much.
	Bill Clinton and maybe it's Jake Tapper on CNN that helped push it over.
	And then every time they go to Pritzker and Hillary Clinton, 53-46.
	Wow.
	That's a huge break, guys.
	I'm not kidding.
	It was 54 Harris, 44 Trump one week ago.
	On Friday, we talked about it on the show, Donald Trump was down by one, I believe, or it was 51-49, something like that.
	And then after the show, it ended up getting to be tied, I believe, and then all of a sudden, it just kept going.
	Well, let's see if CNN reflects that.
	If they're going, hey, actually, Kamala Harris is losing ground right now, according to the polymarkets, and she's not getting a bump.
	Or if they say, this is a party!
	It's a party where everyone's enjoying themselves.
	Let's see, we've been saying that all week.
	the people who took that stage, the former presidents, former first ladies, they've lived
	through the alternative.
	And I think that's what's going to happen.
	Here comes the wax.
	The high-as-a-kite gerbil.
	We have to lower the podium and raise the microphone because of those tits.
	I need to pull up something that Bill Clinton said while we were gone.
	Let me just read this really quickly.
	I'm hoping that this is correct.
	One of the reasons that President T.B.
	Harris is doing so well is that we're all so happy.
	We're all dumber for having listened to him.
	Well, he said that because he saw a 15-year-old intern walk across the... Did you hear the song they play when she came out?
	The O.J.' that the man at the top of the OJ's back step let me let me
	just pull up one more thing and this is not a scientific poll but Elon Musk put
	out a poll to ask Trump versus Kamala right
	Hold on, I'm going to give you some context.
	73% Donald Trump, 26% Kamala.
	He had almost 6 million people vote in it.
	71.4 million people saw it.
	Elon Musk knew that people would have the response you had.
	It's not a scientific poll, and he understands that.
	And they were saying, look, it's going to be a right-leaning poll anyway.
	He pulled data that shows it's a pretty much third, third, third.
	Independents, Republicans, Democrats on X to say, here it is.
	Here's the split.
	Don't go saying this is just a right-leaning platform.
	Like, guys, it's a mile wide and an inch deep, this support for Kamala Harris.
	I walked right into that one.
	Those South Africans and their diamond minds are crafty.
	He's my favorite African American, I'm just saying.
	Me too.
	I have a lot of favorites.
	He's rather dapper since the hair plugs.
	Since O.J.
	died, he's my favorite.
	Let's see what Nancy Pelosi has to say.
	She looks like she's a dung beetle on crack.
	She has to keep her... You seem like you're already there, Nancy.
	She has to keep her uppers in.
	Personally, I know her a person of deep faith, which is reflected in her community care and service.
	And baby killing.
	And my teeth sleep in a jar next to me!
	With her eloquence on policy, most recently demonstrated fighting for women's right to choose.
	Drink, I told you.
	Drink, bring up the drinking game rules one more time.
	So you guys can see, anytime they mention women's health care and try and disguise abortion as health care.
	A woman's right to choose and she chose walls?
	Wait, that's gotta go up.
	What happened to the... I guess it must be the Douchebags Born Alive Act.
	I had the honor of serving with Jim for 12 years in the Congress.
	He united Democrats, Republicans and Independents to turn a red district blue.
	He showed courage when he came to Congress in voting for the Affordable Care Act, meeting the needs of his constituents.
	He was bribed.
	Despite Republicans' lies and misrepresentation.
	Just contrast this with the MCs and the HIP.
	Like, HIP!
	We're the party of HIP!
	This is why young men are leaning conservative, because there's nothing cool about being an authoritarian Nancy Pelosi supporter at this point in time.
	Thank you, Tim.
	Show us your tits!
	Well, actually, that's right.
	I forgot.
	Here we go.
	Democracy drink.
	Democracy drink.
	What are you looking at in your phone?
	I'm making a note.
	You may have a notepad if you want.
	You'll be happy that I do this.
	Talking about how thick your hair is.
	You'll be happy that I do this.
	So literally embrace political violence.
	Talking about how thick your hair is.
	You're too sweet.
	Let us not forget who assaulted democracy on January 1st.
	You mean you?
	You mean you, the person who didn't call in the Capitol Police when Donald Trump, when it was requested?
	You?
	And you admitted to it?
	Can we pull that clip?
	Can we pull that clip of her admitting it on her HBO documentary show that her daughter was too stupid to realize she needed to cut out the portion of her admitting culpability for not sending in the Capitol Police?
	We had a Democratic House of Representatives then.
	We returned to the Capitol that very same night.
	Oh, you're so courageous.
	Here's the clip of Nancy Pelosi admitting that it was her fault.
	We did not have any accountability.
	For what was going on there, and we should have.
	This is ridiculous.
	You're going to ask me in the middle of the thing, when they've already breached the inaugural stuff, that should we call the Capitol Police?
	I mean, the National Guard?
	Why weren't the National Guard there to begin with?
	Oh!
	Nance!
	So close, Droopy!
	they had sufficient resources.
	No, that is not a question of how they had, but they don't know.
	They clearly didn't know and I take responsibility for not having them just prepare for war.
	Oh, so close, Droopy.
	Nance.
	Her breasts remind me of that Rocky and Bullwinkle.
	What was the name of it?
	Was it Mr. Peabody?
	Or Droopy Dog?
	Droopy Dog?
	I don't know.
	That's what her boobs sound like.
	I saw Total Recall as well.
	Look at her knuckles.
	That's the Death Fist right there.
	She's got hands like James Colburn.
	Well, when she drops the bra, you better duck, you sucka.
	By electing a Democratic House with Hakeem Jeffries as Speaker of the House.
	A whitey hater from Brooklyn.
	by electing a democratic house with Hakeem Jeffries as speaker of the house
	by electing someone who bypassed the democratic process a whitey hater from Brooklyn
	electing a democratic senate electing Tim Walz as vice president of the United States
	big girl he is And electing Kamala Harris as the President of the United States.
	Can you believe it?
	It should have been me!
	Somebody find me a slanted rope.
	It's ADA compliant.
	Oprah Winfrey's coming up next.
	I want to see how Nick DiPaolo reacts to this because I wish I hated anything as much as this man hates Oprah Winfrey and with good reason.
	If you haven't heard his bit about, well...
	Actually, I don't know, it's not available right now because of, uh, anyway.
	But he has a great bit about Oprah Winfrey and it ends with a knife through her forehead.
	You can go and find it somewhere.
	It's a joke.
	Alleged.
	It's not real, but it's funny and I support it.
	Now, Tim Walz, she's saying, by electing Tim Walz, we're going to go through Tim Walz, all of his policies.
	How much do you know about Tim Walz?
	And there's so much more than we've even discussed on this show.
	He is as radical as you can As, really, you've ever had as a representative here in the United States, and that includes Bernie Sanders.
	Think about that for a second.
	This man is further to the left of Bernie Sanders.
	This man is further to the left of, really, European liberals on social issues.
	Europeans who support abortion look at him and say that it's extreme.
	Europeans who support LGBT look at him and his support of transitioning children and say that it's a little bit extreme.
	Europeans look at his policy and what he would do with immigration and say, well, hold on, you can't just let everybody in.
	This guy is so radically left and tries to present himself as, gee golly, Dad.
	Just like Nick has said, it's all phony, it's a personality contest, and they want to fabricate a fake personality.
	So before we go to the specifics, his radical policies, here is just an update in case you've forgotten as to who Tim Walz actually is.
	Go inside now! Get in the house! Get in, get in, get in, get in, get in. That's Tim Walsh police force.
	Are you okay? I think we need to push back on this.
	There's no guarantee to free speech on misinformation or hate speech, and especially around our democracy.
	Don't ever shy away from our progressive values.
	One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness.
	We can do background checks, we can do CDC research, we can make sure we don't have reciprocal carry among states, and we can make sure that those weapons of war that I carried in war is the only place where those weapons are at.
	He was a football coach.
	You know who else was a football coach?
	he's got to be a cute guy with two spirits he was a football coach. You know who else was a football
	coach? Jerry Sandusky. End of story.
	That guy is a big girl.
	He took showers with his players, I guarantee it.
	You make a great point, Nick.
	I guarantee he was looking through the glass while they were showering.
	Hey, hey, did you watch the episode where I had to reveal what happened to me in middle school?
	Oh, that's right.
	That's right.
	His coach actually did it.
	He did that to me.
	He got fired for doing it.
	Yeah, his coach was Tim.
	I didn't get touched, thank God.
	You must have been ugly.
	I think it was Fiserv Arena or something like that when he came out this last week.
	And he started, it was like he was high on crack.
	Yes.
	And he came out and started waving like this.
	Yes.
	Turning around like this.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Like a young Elton John.
	I'm not kidding.
	You can't have those kinds of emotional reactions to somebody in the crowd that fast.
	No, you're right.
	It's so... Contrived.
	When he comes out and does that, watch when he comes out tonight.
	I guarantee you he's going to have that same kind of energy.
	Well, time for Coach Walz to look at your balls.
	He has had some suspicious beverages in the past.
	That's all I know.
	I feel like if you were in the men's locker room, he's like Candyman.
	You say Tim Walz's name three times, he shows up in the mirror.
	He hugs you and smiles.
	It's a two-way mirror, you just see him lighting a cigar behind it.
	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
	Have you seen sometimes a picture of him with his mouth open? He has no teeth, just his tongue sticking out.
	Yeah, it's like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
	What is that?
	Like a box turtle.
	He's coming.
	So here's just kind of the top line here as far as his policies, Tim Walz, so you understand how radical this guy actually is.
	And sometimes people say, oh, culture war, BS.
	No, culture actually does matter here in the United States.
	Hold on a second, while we're speaking of gay people, here's Anderson Cooper.
	What's that on his glasses?
	Windshield wipers.
	I will tell you this though, I'm excited to see which weight we will see for Oprah.
	It's always which Oprah is going to show up.
	We got that news earlier this evening, CNN reporting that Oprah Winfrey had been added.
	I will tell you this, though.
	I'm excited to see which weight we will see for Oprah.
	It's always which Oprah is going to show up.
	She has some new diet or she has some new like electric grill
	she wants to use because she lost a bunch of weight.
	They said right about an hour before this started tonight, she was behind one of those snow plows sticking a
	Coughin' a bud.
	Donuts.
	I guarantee she'll look great.
	I guarantee.
	Yeah, and she'll be watching herself on the monitor.
	Watch.
	Oprah is always looking down like this.
	There's no one on earth, maybe Tyra Banks, who loves to look at themselves more, despite the fact that they should not, on the monitor than Oprah Winfrey.
	I don't dislike her for her, I dislike her for what her show did for 30 years.
	That was the opening of PC to me.
	It was so powerful and it was all that men suck and women are great.
	She also pitched her own religion.
	Yeah!
	Bill Burr had a funny bit about that, where he was talking about how she was out there saying, you know, we as a society, you know, we want to elevate, and he's like, yeah, but dude, like, weren't you the one having, like, fucking midgets on people, like, who were cheating, like, with paternity tests?
	Like, you stood on the shoulders of those midgets!
	And you were still six feet tall!
	And he had one about her saying being a mother's the hardest job.
	That's my favorite.
	Someone on Oprah, yeah.
	I thought, you know, coal mining, maybe roofing, the redhead in June, right?
	You're in the coal mines, you're shielding your head hoping they don't fucking write, like, folk songs about you, right?
	Carl, really?
	No!
	You had a hard day!
	I had to put the DVD in the DVD player!
	Any job that you can do in your pajamas is not that hard a job, okay?
	That's all I'm saying.
	Right?
	So beautiful.
	I love that coal miner.
	So, Tim Walls.
	Look at Axelrod.
	I know, he just looks... It's like he's never seen a barber.
	Wouldn't someone tell him keeping that fringe in the back that makes you look like an upside-down cockatiel is not a good look?
	He goes into Greycliffs and says, I'll take the Ben Franklin.
	Listen, I could be him at some point.
	He looks like a hairy tit.
	As you say it, Man Jones just smiled.
	He's got the Groucho eyebrows and glasses.
	He looks like he is disguised as another David Axelrod.
	That's the silliest thing I've ever heard.
	Look at the Republican he's on it.
	He's like, I gotta be here.
	I gotta be here right now.
	So Tim Walz, his policies, while they talk about this on CNN, they want to tell you that
	it's a party, and it's a cult of personality, right?
	They want to sell you that.
	They just want to sell personality, personality, personality, hope and change, feel good, hey,
	joy, whatever that means.
	It's pretty easy to be joyful when you're drunk the entire day, Kamala.
	Here is Tim Walz, his policies.
	Here's one he made Minnesota, and I don't mean he supports people changing their name,
	he made Minnesota a trans-sanctuary state.
	It was an event that had all the trappings of a bill-signing ceremony.
	A huge crowd of lawmakers, advocates, and families, in this case, gathered in support of legal protections for people seeking gender-affirming care for themselves or their children.
	But the paper Governor Walz signed was an executive order.
	We'll make sure that Minnesota is placed as a welcoming, loving, neighborly state where you are welcome and will be free of persecution or anything else that we're trying to see in some other states.
	Look at what they do.
	Free of persecution.
	Hold on a second.
	Hold on a second.
	Not subsidizing through taxpayer dollars.
	Transitions.
	Gender transitions.
	Let's just call it what it is.
	Sex transitions for children and puberty blockers for minors.
	That's persecution.
	Don't buy their words anymore.
	Transphobia.
	You know what?
	I don't want my son to be sexually irreparably damaged at the age of eight.
	That's a phobia like it's a spider, which is a legitimate phobia.
	They're murderers.
	Here's the other radical policy.
	Wherever you line up, and by the way, Donald Trump is pretty moderate on abortion.
	Very moderate on abortion compared to what someone like, if I were president, you know, I guarantee you I wouldn't be in line with a lot of the country.
	I don't believe in the exceptions that he does.
	This man, Tim Walz, made abortion legal all the way up to, and including, the moment of birth.
	Three bills signed into Minnesota law.
	One is long, they're all long, long overdue.
	One of them protects people seeking or providing abortions, like OB-GYN Dr. Kristen Lyerly, who lives in Wisconsin.
	I can't practice in Wisconsin, so I'm currently practicing here, in Minnesota.
	Good, enjoy the ride.
	Thank you.
	Because I'm safe here.
	Well, the babies aren't.
	Think about that, how radical it is that people are clapping for a woman who's saying, I can't practice in the states that also allow abortion, but I can practice late-term abortions here.
	By the way, 10,000 to 15,000 late-term abortions.
	Meaning, 22 weeks or later, according to the CDC, every single year.
	When people say it doesn't happen, 10,000 to 15,000.
	Think of when you hear numbers of people who are lost in war, a bad month, you hear of a bad spread that happened, even whether you could take Ukraine, you can take Israel, and you can take Palestine.
	Right now, 10 to 15,000 is a significant number.
	Yes.
	Every.
	Single.
	Year.
	And by the way, Minnesota, as a result, has two times the national average of late-term abortions.
	Every single year.
	Really quickly, just for people that are tuning in right now, Tony West, the qualifications of which is that he is Kamala Harris's brother-in-law is speaking, which is why we're not live fact-checking him right now.
	But I know we do have Oprah, we have Pete Buttigieg, and we have Tim Walz coming up.
	When those people come up, we will be going a little bit more live fact-checking for them.
	So you'll hear more of their speeches right now.
	Mr. Irrelevant is up there.
	Let's see what he has to say.
	He looks good in a suit.
	He looks like a young Magic Junt.
	He looks like Herschel Stroller.
	You know what to fight for.
	Kamala doesn't say anything.
	What do you mean, as Kamala says?
	Yeah, she does.
	She says... As a sister, a daughter, an auntie, and a mother, I've seen Kamala fight for her family.
	Well, I've seen Kamala fight... As District Attorney, Attorney General, U.S.
	Senator, and Vice President of the United States... I've seen her keep black men longer than their sentence to act as state-enforced labor!
	Slave labor!
	Oh, wait.
	I mean, she's nice!
	I know she'll fight for you.
	She'll fight for all of us.
	Because, friends, when Kamala fights, we win.
	And this is my only chance at fame, so somebody pick me up.
	All right, back to Tim Walz.
	We'll fact check people who actually matter.
	Sorry, Tim Walz's brother-in-law, I don't think you qualify.
	Sorry, Kamala Harris's brother-in-law.
	Yes, I do.
	That was a bit great.
	I think we found out what happened.
	It wasn't IVF.
	This is the man.
	So, he was the milk man for a fortnight only.
	Also, Tim Walz, another radical policy of his.
	Look, COVID was awful.
	It was one of the grossest abuses of human rights in American history, in world history.
	Tim Walz said, hey, WHO, CDC, hold my beer.
	He created an actual hotline during COVID so that you could snitch on your neighbor
	if you were violating unconstitutional lockdowns and mandates.
	Hello, you have reached the Department of Public Safety stay at home hotline.
	The information you leave is considered public information.
	At the tone, please leave the following information, your name, your callback number,
	how the stay at home order is being violated and where the stay at home order was violated.
	Thank you.
	Record your message at the tone.
	When you are finished, hang up or press pound for more options.
	I saw Nancy Pelosi at a hair salon.
	Do you understand that should be enough for them not to get any black votes?
	There's nothing worse than a snitch.
	Think about it.
	You've got one guy with a mugshot, Donald Trump, and you've got a snitch.
	That's what I'm saying.
	And that's why you see in a lot of interviews, and I'm talking not nice parts of I'm talking in the hood where they're like, I'm Trump man, I'm sorry.
	And people go, that's racist that you think they're going to vote for him because he went to jail and stuff.
	It is what it is.
	It's like Trump is Biggie Smalls or Suge Knight and Tim Walz is Percy from the Green Mile.
	That's who you have!
	Think about that for a second.
	Here's the other thing.
	It was kind of a controversy.
	They want to tell you it's not a controversy, and this is how you know the media is lying, because they just choose not to cover the controversy, that Tim Walz lied about serving in war.
	We can do background checks.
	We can do CDC research.
	We can make sure we don't have reciprocal carry among states, and we can make sure that those weapons of war that I carried in war is the only place where those weapons are at.
	Lying sack of shit.
	Except he wasn't in war.
	By the way, I have like 19 of those weapons of war in my office safe.
	It's true.
	He was in one war.
	His life partner was chasing with a six foot dildo one night.
	Six foot.
	Six footer.
	Pelosi's husband is not here to defend himself.
	That's COVID safe.
	Six foot.
	They laid it down to see the space.
	It's like the chair in Burnham.
	You have to be at the end of this.
	You said I'd never find a use for it!
	They're showing Kamala Harris versus Brett Kavanaugh.
	I want to see this.
	Do you mean the fake rape story about Brett Kavanaugh?
	Do you mean the fake rape story about Brett Kavanaugh?
	Do you mean the entirely fabricated story about a man being a gay- a gay- a gang rapist?
	Sorry, I'm not on NyQuil yet, but I will be soon.
	A gang rapist that the lady who came forward, Christine Blasey Ford, the story she gave the police didn't match up with the story her gave her friends, didn't match up with the story that she gave to the press, because when the police investigated, she described a house that didn't exist with people who couldn't have been there, and Brett Kavanaugh had a journal that proved it was false.
	And when it was all proven to be false, you started to ask him if he drank beer on weekdays.
	The answer for any man in America who drinks beer at all is more please.
	He goes, I like beer.
	He said it a little too forcefully.
	By the way, I think he was confirmed.
	And this is in her highlight reel.
	Yes.
	This is in her highlight reel.
	Her highlight reel is losses.
	Is losses.
	Because as you know, you can still be undefeated with losses.
	That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.
	Unbelievable.
	And I just heard Rudy say that Kamala Harris should be president.
	And the point they were trying to make was about him avoiding taking direct questions.
	How about that?
	Really?
	Wow.
	Yes.
	What are we up to?
	Is it day 29 or 30 that she hasn't given a press conference or done an actual interview, Kamala Harris?
	Well, hold on.
	And her proxies out there say they don't believe the National Bureau of Labor or they're not familiar with it.
	They're not familiar.
	She's running for the presidency.
	Commerce secretary.
	Somebody who is involved in commerce.
	Yes.
	And right now we have Senator Catherine Cortez Masto from Nevada.
	Let's hear what she has to say.
	She looks like a highlighter.
	She went into great clips.
	I'll take Emo Phillips here.
	Yes!
	Maybe I took this too far.
	And let me tell you, Kamala did not settle for less than homeowners deserved.
	What's on her flag?
	That's not just an American flag.
	Does she have like a Cuban star?
	There's some type of star there.
	Delivering for families, that's Kamala Harris.
	Connell and I also work to protect our southern border.
	What?
	What?
	Whoa!
	Gilligan!
	Come on, baby!
	What?
	This is how confident they are!
	Yes.
	You know that they're advising us, saying, don't talk about the border!
	Don't talk about the border!
	Fuck!
	The other thing me and Connell have in common, we both love pearl necklaces.
	And clutching them.
	Those don't have lenses!
	That broad had glasses without lenses, did you see that?
	Yes.
	A smoke screen.
	Bitch!
	That's the biggest travesty of the evening.
	I thought that was Joe Paterno.
	We worked on the border.
	Don't point, it's not polite, lady.
	She got her tagline from Phantom Menace.
	Deathpad racing!
	By the way, Nevada?
	Does that touch the southern border?
	Well, they're bringing her up because they think they're going to lose Nevada.
	You said you worked with her on the southern border.
	I'm like, why?
	You're a senator from?
	Yeah.
	What the hell is that?
	Southern border of what?
	The MGM Grand?
	I'm not too familiar with maps, but hey.
	They made sure people didn't sneak into David Copperfield.
	Yeah, exactly.
	We need to David Blaine all these immigrants and he just makes them disappear.
	He's like, alright, now I'm going to take all these Beaners.
	I can't believe you, Ash.
	And some black guys are like, oh!
	So close.
	Hey, look, I was right.
	Nevada doesn't touch the Southern border.
	Yeah, you doubted yourself for a second.
	Like, I can't be this stupid, right?
	The Democrats won the Senate majority.
	And what did you do with it?
	Oh, that's right, you protected the southern border.
	10 million border crossings since Harris has been there, as the borders are.
	10 million just at the border, 3 million under Donald Trump's tenure.
	Those are just the ones we know about.
	The number is actually closer to 20 million as far as illegal immigrants, when you add it all up.
	Visa overstays, people who've come from the Canadian border, people who've flown in and they haven't left.
	10 million just at the border.
	She's the border czar.
	It's unprecedented.
	And she touted that as a victory.
	It's not that she's touting it as a victory.
	It's that this is how you know these are the enemy of the people.
	They're expecting.
	And really, the enemy is the media.
	No one here has seen it.
	Let's see if anyone here says, ooh, maybe not prudent.
	Ooh, Shapiro.
	This will be a fact check.
	Okay, this is a fact check.
	Josh Shapiro, the Jew from Pennsylvania, who's not in the ticket for the reason I've already mentioned.
	Let's see if his voice cracks.
	Thank you!
	Two and a half centuries ago, in Philadelphia, a band of patriots declared their independence from a king and set ourselves on a path of self-determination.
	Generation after generation has embraced that responsibility.
	Ordinary Americans, rising up, demanding more, seeking justice.
	Bring up the drinking game rules, we'll apply it to Shapiro.
	I need more wine.
	Every time he says bagel.
	Tommy says bagel.
	Bump.
	... the cause of freedom.
	Today, well today we find ourselves writing that next chapter.
	Will we be a nation defined by chaos and extremism?
	Or will we choose a path of decency, honor, and continued progress?
	He's actually a good speaker.
	Kamala Harris, well she has spent her entire career making progress.
	He speaks a little bit like a Jewish Obama.
	Donald Trump, he's the best.
	Now, now, now, now, now, now, how about, Nagila, how about...
	Alright.
	How about Nagila, how...
	Listen.
	Don't get weird with her.
	Well, in fairness, he was passed over.
	Now listen, not Gerald, my dreidel, I made it out of clay.
	Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel.
	He sounds like a Jewish Obama.
	Now, now, now, you don't hate Bob Hayes.
	He's my homie.
	And it's not freedom to defend what they can do with their bodies.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	It was for you, Sam.
	You keep turning your microphone and shoving mine into me like it's Kamala Harris working
	on the rags.
	Relax.
	To say you can go vote, but he gets to pick the winner.
	That's not freedom.
	Freedom.
	What?
	What?
	You picked, you literally, your party picked the nominee!
	No one voted for her!
	No one voted for her!
	Even when they had the chance years ago, they said we don't want her, she's a stupid bitch, we're not voting for her!
	And they just said Donald Trump!
	Dave and the caffeine.
	All my years of covering elections.
	Real freedom.
	Real freedom that comes when we invest in the police and in the community so that child can walk to and from school and get home safely to her mama.
	And why isn't that child doing that now?
	And father?
	No, no, no.
	Talk about Philadelphia.
	Talk about Philadelphia.
	Nah, nah, nah, nah.
	A metal muffin.
	Look at this.
	Lady, you got a dog shag in your head.
	Worship how she wants.
	And lead a life of purpose where she is respected
	for who she is.
	Now I'm fine.
	How about Kamala tells us who she is, but she won't.
	Because she won't speak to anybody.
	No, no, it's not even that. He's not saying that.
	He's using she, like she can do this, she can do that, she can do this.
	It's like, what?
	What about he?
	What is she doing?
	He's a she.
	You both.
	He's a she.
	Anything and everything is possible.
	Except buying a loaf of bread.
	Filling up your tank.
	Or buying a house.
	Or getting a mortgage.
	Those might be out of reach, granted.
	But the other stuff we're working real hard on, I'll get back to you.
	But Muzzletop.
	Muzzletop.
	I'd stay in the shower and do that all day.
	Just like our ancestors, our ancestors who fought for freedom on the battlefield and sat in at lunch counters so our kids could stand up!
	Oh, so we're going back to the fifties now?
	Right.
	I don't know how many- Are you a progressive?
	Hey, Minou Falls kid was in, you see him?
	Great player.
	Houston Rockets.
	Can we fact check how many Jews fought in the Revolutionary War?
	Was he talking about the Revolutionary War?
	We have three basic American principles.
	We value our freedom.
	We cherish our democracy.
	And we love this country.
	We hate everything it stands for.
	I'm just going to need a fresh one because this hot toddy is cold.
	The Jews were the ones who did found this country.
	They came in the Pinta, the Nina, and the Santa Maria.
	The New World, you go, the New World, they're smallpox, they don't, they haven't domesticated horses, they're savages!
	You New World, we'll stay, you New World!
	You could be having a residency.
	I know.
	It's not merely a motto from the past, it's our direction for the future!
	You are the president!
	It's Harris in office!
	She literally is taking off work when she is supposed to be serving the country right now to come here to the DNC convention.
	Where is she tonight?
	Oh, she's probably under a mayor.
	Doing jello shots with somebody from the NBA?
	yes that was the last job interview Are you ready to secure our freedoms?
	No, how about our border, you dumb jay?
	Look, Frank Perdue's there.
	Oh, it's an ad for Kids with Progeria.
	Oh, Jesus.
	It's a photo negative of Ringo Starr.
	America, let's get to work!
	Let's get to work.
	Yes!
	Yes!
	Kamala Harris should leave Chicago and get to work right now, where she is, in Washington, D.C.
	She should make a phone call.
	She's not speaking tonight.
	I know she's not speaking tonight, but she's still in Chicago.
	Yes.
	By the way, that was it?
	Why not?
	Because, you know, basically what they said is like, haha, we passed you over but we want you to speak for four minutes at the DNC.
	No, they probably told with 30 minutes and he just, I'm going short.
	No, I mean, that was substance-less?
	Who is this?
	We'll find out.
	I think it was Urkel's prom date.
	Yes, it's the chick from Moonlight.
	We have the Governor of Maryland, Pete Buttgig, Amy Klobuchar, and Oprah.
	Oprah.
	Amanda Gorman, poet and activist.
	Alright, that's enough.
	Let's move on to talk about Tim Walz's policy.
	Is she the poet laureate that I don't want to hear about?
	I don't know if you know this, but Tim Walz, if there's anyone worse on the economy than Kamala Harris, it would be Tim Walz, because 10,492 Minnesota businesses closed during COVID.
	There's overlay F2 during COVID because of Tim Walz, never to be recovered.
	And this is the man, Tim Walz, who actually, again, he said CDC, WHO, hold my beer, who banned Thanksgiving!
	So this pause is what we're going to ask you to do.
	It's going to start this Friday at 11.59 and it's social gatherings with other households.
	Don't bring other households in.
	I have a big family.
	We do a lot of things together.
	That's not going to be possible.
	The next ones are tough.
	Fitness centers and adult and youth sports.
	If we don't do that, Right.
	What a weasel.
	continue this spread, we will with absolute certainty put our hospitals at
	risk and those that need the care as well as the care providers.
	Right. What a weasel. Canceled Thanksgiving. Yeah.
	Some of these things are more important than others, but some of these really hit home in the moment because people were told they couldn't go to their funerals for loved ones, they couldn't be in the hospital with their loved ones when they were dying in their last days on earth because we were so concerned about this.
	This was in November, guys, of that year.
	You know how much we didn't know in March and April?
	We knew a lot by November.
	We knew that the Summer of Love was okay.
	We knew that Chaz and Chop and all those things were okay.
	We knew all the protests were fine with people out there yelling and screaming without masks.
	Just in Minnesota, half a billion dollars in damages and 1,500 businesses closed just in Minneapolis.
	She left the windows open, this is Wallace's wife, just so she could smell the tires burning.
	He said that this was a good, this was, what was it?
	This was like, there was a positive thing.
	There was an air of optimism in the air.
	There's an air of optimism in the air after this.
	Like, no!
	That's burning tires.
	That's a homemade explosive device.
	An American city, the one in your state that you govern, burning to the ground, but there's a smell of optimism in the air.
	Just think, how can that, how can those two things line up?
	That's burning flesh in the air.
	Unbelievable.
	Mostly because Kyle Rittenhouse took out the trash for you.
	Yeah, that was fun.
	Not fun.
	I didn't realize that he could shoot randomly and hit that many pedophiles.
	It's like you won the .223 caliber in a pedophile's arms lottery.
	To win two lotteries like that in a row is almost an unheard of streak.
	Where's his statue?
	Take a pedophile, leave a pedophile?
	It is, yeah.
	You leave him in the change dish.
	And the left venerates them.
	Think about it.
	The left venerated pedophiles.
	The left venerated George Floyd, a man who held a woman hostage in front of her three-year-old daughter, I believe, which the right unfortunately spread as a rumor that he held a pregnant woman at gunpoint.
	They venerate that guy.
	They venerate Mike Brown, who tried to beat a cop with his own gun that he stole from his holster.
	Darren Wilson, a guy who actually did a lot of good for that community.
	Who came to my show in St.
	Louis.
	Yeah, I can imagine.
	And he's huge.
	Oh, thank God the slam poet is done.
	Thank you, Atrus.
	That was almost shorter than Shapiro's speech.
	Thank you very much.
	Look, she might be a great poet.
	That's fine.
	I have no problem with it.
	I guarantee you she's not.
	We shall be free when we are unburdened.
	I guess she's Robert DeFrost.
	DeFrost.
	That's terrible.
	Mary Dickens sucks.
	I'm going to run out of poets soon.
	Let's see what they're saying here.
	These values, they don't belong to any party.
	Yes they do.
	The values of trans and kids, the value of abortion up to nine months, the value of open
	borders, the value of a, what is it, 46% capital gains tax and 25% on unrealized?
	44.6.
	And unrealized capital gains, which we'll talk about, yeah, 25 on unrealized capital gains, we'll talk about tomorrow, is the worst economic policy that has ever been proposed in my lifetime.
	It guarantees the end of investments and ownership.
	People will no longer invest in businesses and people will no longer own houses because it will be completely unaffordable, yes, for the middle class.
	The capitalized, the taxes on unrealized capital gains is as communist as a policy can get.
	Really, period.
	Across the board.
	More comments would be 50%, but you get the point.
	Pete Buttigieg just said it's going to be late because the trains are running late.
	Yes.
	Which kind of train?
	The pain train, the kind he likes.
	I didn't want to say it, but, you know, that's right there.
	What's Van Jones saying?
	I really want to see.
	I like Van Jones.
	...of freedom, and I'm going to fight for it.
	And I think that's a very interesting, new kind of combination that I haven't seen before.
	Scott, it does seem like... Okay, Scott, speak some truth.
	...once this became Vice President Harris's race, the pivot to the idea of freedom, yes, but also joy and sort of this exuberance... Back to joy.
	It does seem like that is something that Donald Trump has not been able to adjust to.
	Well, we had it in Milwaukee.
	I mean, you know, the party was having fun and people were feeling good and then... The joy is called a paycheck and keeping it.
	How about that?
	Who's this sap?
	No, he's actually pretty good.
	Why would he go on?
	I mean, Bill Clinton said one true thing.
	We're leaving here with a load off our shoulders.
	Of course, the load is Joe Biden.
	I mean, he said it out loud.
	And that, to me, is the principal issue of this convention.
	A whole bunch of people came here dreading it.
	They would have been dreading it and now they're leaving thinking they're in the game.
	I hear you on the freedom piece.
	I hear the word.
	I see it.
	But Republicans are saying freedom to do what?
	Where are we going as a country under Kamala Harris?
	The only freedom that they care about is abortion.
	Let's be clear.
	That's the only freedom that they care about is abortion.
	Let's be very, very clear.
	And when they try to say that Republicans, Conservatives are inconsistent, they go, well, all of a sudden you say you support women's rights to be in sports and not have to compete against a biological male, but then you're hypocritical when it comes to abortion, right?
	No, no, it's actually entirely consistent.
	We believe in individual rights until you are harming somebody else.
	Biological men competing in women's sports, you are harming a woman.
	We believe in your rights until you decide to kill another You don't have 20 fingers.
	You don't have 20 toes.
	You certainly don't have two hearts.
	Kamala Harris doesn't even have one.
	That's when we say, hey, you are infringing upon somebody else's rights.
	It's very, very simple.
	This idea of freedom in the United States, you have people, libertarians, these think tanks, and people on the left saying, well, what does freedom mean?
	Well, the good thing is we have a prescription.
	We literally have an owner's manual with the Declaration of Independence and, of course, we have the Bill of Rights.
	We have all of the amendments.
	Amendments 1 and 2 are ones that they try to ignore.
	We have an owner's manual.
	And it's very, very clear, including, by the way, the auxiliary documents, the supporting documents.
	You have the right to make decisions for you and yours until they negatively impact and harm your neighbor.
	And that doesn't mean negatively harm because you have an opinion they don't like.
	It doesn't mean negatively harm because they don't like looking at your yard.
	It means negatively harm them through a proactive action on your part.
	That's it!
	It's not that hard to figure out the guardrails of freedom to remain a moral society that doesn't descend into chaos.
	Your rights and where mine begin.
	Exactly!
	It's that goddamn easy.
	Excuse me.
	Let's see what Van Jones has to say.
	I'm very interested in...
	I'm not kidding, right now he should say, name it.
	That's what I'm saying!
	I don't think it's as fluffy as you're saying.
	I think, yeah, it feels good.
	But there's substance here.
	What?
	What substance?
	They just said that they work together on the border!
	I'm not kidding.
	Right now he should say, name it.
	Name it.
	That's what I'm saying.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Any Republican...
	He does that pretty well most of the time.
	We'll see.
	Let's see what he says.
	This is the problem with cable news.
	This is why I do change my mind.
	This is why we do black and white and the grey issues.
	over the camera on Dan Jones.
	The people in charge of the institutions right now are the people in this room.
	I mean, Democrats are in the White House and our public institutions have lost a lot of
	faith since Joe Biden and Kamala Harris have come along.
	And again, we're having another night.
	This is the problem with cable news.
	This is why I do change my mind.
	This is why we do black and white and the gray shoes.
	This is why we do talking with people.
	He can't just say, name one.
	You know why?
	Because he knows that Van Jones won't answer it and will take more air time.
	They coach you on this when you are on panels on cable news, to say as little as you can by taking up as much air time as possible.
	It's the exact opposite of stand-up comedy.
	Then don't go over there.
	We have nothing more to talk about.
	Don't even fake it.
	I don't trust guys like this, too, by the way.
	Watching this shit for years.
	Here she comes.
	Dressed like the Joker.
	She looks yonkin' out of it.
	Buy my new book.
	Watch. She's going to watch herself on the monitor.
	Watch. $15 off.
	Come on, club.
	Join in your gay.
	Comrade Kamala, click the link.
	Another black billionaire telling me how racist the country is.
	Who says you can't go home again?
	Nobody?
	Who says you can't go home again?
	Nobody?
	Nobody?
	That would be me after I dated a black girl.
	That was some epic fire, wasn't it?
	Some epic fire.
	We're now so fired up.
	We can't wait to leave here and do something.
	Yeah, because you haven't done anything.
	Just do it now.
	Yeah.
	You can do all of it now.
	That's right.
	And what we're going to do is elect Kamala Harris as the next president of the United States.
	What the hell is that?
	That's like American retarded gothic.
	What is that?
	Freedom what?
	What the hell is that?
	God and goth, that was uh...
	That's like American retarded gothic.
	I was a Canadian, Brian Carter.
	Oh, he's a...
	I, I, I...
	Damn it.
	Funny guy too.
	What is that?
	Oprah looks good.
	Okay, freedom, I like that.
	Freedom what?
	Freedom to drive what you want?
	No, no.
	Freedom to keep your paycheck?
	Freedom to invest in the business you want?
	home? You wanted to ban fact-checking?
	You wanted to ban To Kill a Mockingbird and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn.
	The right, conservatives, wanted to ban pornography from children's schools.
	Fact-check.
	Let's bring up the images next to her as she talks about books of the child porn that they were putting in libraries.
	Biden telling half the country that we're domestic terrorists.
	Right.
	That's not ruling with fear.
	I can't take it anymore.
	Oh my god, the retarded representative.
	In the words of an extraordinary American, the late Congressman John Lewis.
	He said, no matter what ship our ancestors arrived on, we are all in the same boat now.
	Congressman Lewis knew very well how far this country has come because he was one of the brilliant Americans who helped to get us where we are.
	Yeah, you're a billionaire and Ricky Lake's broke.
	He also knew that the work is not done.
	The work will never be done because freedom isn't free.
	America is an ongoing project.
	It requires commitment.
	It requires being open to the hard work and the hard work of democracy.
	And every now and then, it requires standing up to life's bullies.
	What is this?
	I know this.
	I lived in Mississippi.
	In Tennessee.
	In Wisconsin.
	Maryland.
	Indiana.
	Florida.
	I'm listing all my homes.
	I'm kidding.
	Colorado.
	California.
	And what?
	And what?
	St.
	Louis.
	California.
	Hawaii.
	And sweet home Chicago, Illinois.
	Yeah!
	We can't move on.
	Chicago hasn't gotten it right in half a century.
	Show me a communist country where you can move around like that.
	From the redwood forests, love those redwoods, to the Gulf Stream waters.
	Oh, now she's just saying the lines of the song.
	I've seen racism, and sexism, and income inequality, and division.
	I've not only seen it, at times, I've been on the receiving end of it.
	Yeah.
	40 years ago?
	Yeah.
	Remember when she made up that story that she wanted to go in and buy some jewelry and someone looked at her and said no?
	Yeah, they were overseas somewhere.
	Her and Gayle King.
	Yeah, what if you don't agree with someone and you try and put them in prison on trumped up false charges?
	This unity!
	Think about that!
	They tried to end Donald Trump's life!
	Donald Trump was almost killed and this party blamed Donald Trump for his own almost killing.
	That's the bottom line.
	I can't believe we're even talking anymore.
	After the assassination attempt, what's more to be said?
	We don't wonder who their partner is or how they voted.
	No!
	We just try to do the best we can to save them.
	And if the place happens to belong to a childless cat lady... These are the books that the evil right-wingers wanted to ban.
	Far cry from To Kill a Mockingbird.
	Well, we try to get that cat out too.
	From your hair?
	We are a country of people who work hard for the money.
	We wish our brothers and sisters well and we pray for peace.
	We know all the old tricks and tropes that are designed to distract us from what actually matters.
	Like the border?
	Like the economy?
	Ridiculous tweets.
	Oh my God.
	What's complicated about people getting $17,000 more today than they did the day Kamala Harris and Biden took office?
	What's complicated about 10 million illegal border crossings they've done nothing about?
	What's complicated about a skyrocketing murder rate, skyrocketing assault?
	What's complicated about telling rioters that they shouldn't stop rioting?
	What's complicated about a 25% proposed tax on unrealized capital gains?
	What's complicated about the, if this woman were to be elected, that you would never be able to tell your daughter that she shouldn't sleep her way to the top?
	That that's not, that's not what self-respecting women do.
	Because your daughter will tell you, yeah, unless you want to be president.
	Drink!
	By the way, that's less than 1%.
	that their doctor explained was medically necessary.
	Drink!
	And they've told us these things for one reason.
	By the way, that's less than 1%.
	Less than 1%!
	From happening to anybody else.
	Because if you do not have autonomy over this, over this...
	How about autonomy over the school you can choose?
	How about autonomy over keeping, I don't know, at least half of the money that you've invested in your savings account, your investment portfolio?
	How about autonomy and protecting?
	How about if you live in Chicago, where this convention is taking place, one of the most murderous places in the United States, the autonomy to be able to exercise your God-given right to self-preservation and protect your family and your wife from being raped from the hoodlums that people like them enable.
	What about that?
	The only autonomy that they care about is when it involves terminating the life of someone else.
	That's it!
	There is no other instance where the left lines up on the side of freedom.
	Name me one.
	Abortion and sometimes drugs.
	There is none other.
	Not long after the Supreme Court ruled that segregated public schools were unconstitutional.
	That was in 1954, the same year I was born.
	But I didn't have to head to first grade at the all-white McDonough 19 school with a U.S.
	Marshal by my side like Tessie did.
	And when I got to school, the building wasn't empty.
	Like it was for Tessie.
	You see, rather than allowing Madonna to be integrated, parents pulled their kids out of the school.
	You're living in the past.
	That's what I'm saying.
	They call themselves progressives.
	All they do is talk about the 50s.
	Ask my dad about this.
	He was there when racial integration happened in Detroit.
	What happened is they were encouraging race riots.
	My aunt never went back to high school.
	She got her GED because in Detroit she watched another person get shot in the face.
	My dad had a, back then they said mulatto, biracial vice-principal who was stabbed in the bathroom for not being black enough.
	And my dad had to be sent to the hospital multiple times for getting his ass kicked just because he was white.
	Not saying that it, of course, didn't need to happen.
	Racial segregation was awful, but the way that the left did it, again, was to instigate racial riots the way that they do today.
	They only divide.
	They only divide.
	And by the way, they force segregation out on college campuses, all-black dorms, all-black graduations.
	Yes.
	So you're actually, you know, Bull Connor is your hero now.
	Hiring people based on their race.
	They got no moral compass.
	I can't even talk about it anymore.
	There's nothing more to talk about.
	You hate us, we fucking hate you.
	Well, there's gonna be another hour and a half here tonight, Nick, so we gotta talk about it.
	I know he's gonna make a living.
	Let's see what O'Brien has to say, okay?
	Let's Balkanize.
	No, that's what we should be talking about tonight.
	Balkanize.
	Balkanization.
	Somebody did a beautiful job of showing this young girl how to challenge the people at the top and empower the people at the bottom.
	They showed her how to look at the world and see not just what is, but what can be.
	They instilled in her a passion for justice.
	Don't be distracted by what is, which is me now, but what can be, which is me tomorrow.
	I'm gonna make a prediction like I did last time I was here and I was right.
	So was Gerald, I think.
	About Joe not being the nominee.
	Yeah, me and you kid.
	It's gonna be an outright landslide for Trump.
	But they're gonna bring, obviously, all these legals, so we're not gonna know who's gonna win for a month after this.
	Well, that's why our stream doesn't stop.
	I'm just saying, stripping away all the cheating and all the horseshit, it's gonna be a blowout of epic proportions.
	I'm saying that right now.
	At the end it'll look close and then after months of digging into it you'll see.
	Well that's why on that night don't overdo the rum and cokes because we're not stopping the election livestream until it's called.
	So it doesn't even matter if you're just gonna be looking at a desk with me using a fidget spinner.
	We will be going until that election is done.
	November 5th election livestream of the century.
	It will not stop until this country knows who the president is which is of course Donald Trump.
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	Let's go back to... I will stay here, too, every night until it's settled.
	Thank you.
	In the massage chair?
	No, but I like that couch.
	It's a good couch.
	I already stained it.
	I hope you mean in multiple elections.
	Independent who's proud to vote again and again and again because I'm an American and that's what Americans do
	Elections see I don't hate America And I have always since I was eligible to vote I've always
	voted my values and And that is what is needed in this election, now more than ever.
	Back when you promoted Scientology?
	So I'm calling on all you independents!
	Too late.
	Independent!
	You are not going to get the independents, I'll tell you right now.
	Name that movie line.
	Independent!
	That would be Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
	Boy, not getting past him.
	Now let me see your molars.
	Come on, let me get in there.
	Independent.
	She thinks I'm cute.
	She thinks I'm cute!
	Now what's the big idea?
	And respect are on the ballot in 2024.
	Remember that?
	Yes!
	And, and...
	Yes!
	I remember the Santa sliding down in the Naralco Rays every commercial.
	I'll tell ya.
	I'll tell ya!
	Common Sense tells you that Kamala Harris and Tim Walz can give us decency and respect.
	yes in transition to give it to and and and encourage your city to burn down to
	the ground and and tax you
	on unrealized capital gains and allow open borders and guarantee that you have
	no school choice and take more than more than half your pay think about this for
	a second she wants when people talk about radicalism let me be really clear
	here kamala harris wants to tax unrealized capital gains and
	wants to put us in the highest corporate tax rate in the industrialized world
	they say that the right wing is the party of extremism and divisiveness
	donald trump wants to reduce the corporate tax rate
	from twenty one to twenty
	Is there anything more moderate than that?
	Could you imagine anything more moderate?
	I think if we get it down one point, that's the sweet spot.
	She wants to tax you!
	If you get a house and it appreciates in value, on the appreciated value, without even selling it, Who's the radical?
	When she talks about independence, independence, come on!
	Are you awake at this point?
	Are you awake at this point?
	This is the most radical agenda.
	And I know you think, well, you said that about Barack Obama, because that was true then, too!
	And now it's worse.
	And remember, Obama was the last one to jump on this train.
	Because he thought it was two left.
	Let us choose.
	Let us choose truth.
	Let us choose honor.
	Oh my God.
	Let us choose joy.
	Joy to the bitch.
	Because that's the best of America.
	But more than anything else.
	I love how she said that's the best of America and pointed to Chicago.
	Some guy, sorry, stopped stabbing.
	Who says we're not all Americans?
	Only city you get to stab elbow.
	All right, by the way, so she's walking off the stage right now.
	Pull up that wonderful letter that Oprah wrote to Donald Trump here.
	I have to tell you, your comments made me a little weepy.
	It's one thing to try and live a life of integrity, still another to have people like yourself notice.
	And too bad we're not running for office.
	What a team.
	From Oprah to Donald Trump.
	Yeah.
	What happened?
	What changed?
	Do you think Donald changed?
	Donald's been Donald forever.
	He's the same guy.
	Sometimes I don't like him.
	When he killed the AFL, I hated that.
	AFL or whatever it was that was competing with the NFL, I hated that.
	XFL.
	No, no, that came later.
	Oh, that's right.
	He killed it.
	He had a good thing going.
	He killed it.
	I hated that about him.
	But he's been the same guy.
	He was the same guy on Apprentice that everybody was like, yeah, that's hilarious.
	We love that.
	One of the best rated shows out there.
	Nothing changed.
	He went on The View.
	They loved him.
	They loved talking to him.
	And now all of a sudden, Donald Trump is racist?
	When he did more for black people than anybody?
	That you and I can remember?
	Think about this for a second.
	The left is so radically left that RFK is going to be dropping out on Friday and likely to endorse Donald Trump.
	RFK, meaning Kennedy, may endorse Donald Trump.
	Here's actually a clip so you don't just have to take our word for it.
	It's clip RFK Trump.
	Sorry, clip RFK Trump.
	He plans to drop out of the race by the end of this week.
	Now we have a lot of reporting suggesting that he is seriously considering endorsing Trump when he backs out.
	That could make a big difference in this race.
	And then they just reported a couple hours ago that they confirmed CNN he is ending his campaign.
	This is just two hours ago.
	We are now able to confirm, we're getting reporting, that RFK Jr.
	is going to end his campaign on Friday, which we had, you know, heard may be the case.
	David, does that do anything?
	We anticipate that, I'm not sure here from the reporting, I know there had been other reporting that that may come with a sort of Trump endorsement there in talks, alright?
	So we don't know where that goes.
	Does that matter?
	I mean, look, every percentage of vote matters.
	Now, here's what his running mate, RFK Jr., Nicole Shannon, I'm not going to lie to you, I'm not familiar with Nicole at all, reiterated that if RFK drops out, the reason RFK would endorse Trump is because of how the Democrats have treated them.
	Do you see a home for RFK Jr.
	in the Trump administration, health and human services, something to that extent?
	I would fully support it.
	I think that he is sincere.
	Yeah.
	I do.
	I have to say there's only one party that has obstructed a fair election for us.
	And unfortunately it was the Democratic Party.
	They've done everything they can, including creating PACs to prevent us from being able to have ballot access.
	Now, you can comment below.
	I'm not a big RFK Jr.
	fan in a lot of ways, because he is left.
	But you know what?
	That is a way to build a coalition.
	Have people in cabinet positions.
	For example, RFK Jr., so long as he doesn't touch anything having to do with abortion, anything having to do with likely border policy, because he's been remarkably inconsistent.
	But, you know, if you put him as, like, head of intelligence, that would be fun.
	Imagine him meeting the CIA, just be like, hey, all right, fuck you, fuck you.
	You killed my brother.
	Screw you.
	Screw you.
	Going like James Cagney.
	You dirty rat.
	You killed my brother.
	Dirty rat.
	You sound like you're on the cover guy.
	Let's see what this guy from Maryland has to say because they're also doing a remarkable job.
	He's earned a round of chemo.
	I led soldiers in combat in Afghanistan.
	That makes one of you if you're standing next to Tim Walz.
	And my training, my training taught me that you never learn anything about anybody when times are easy.
	You learn everything you need to know about somebody when times are hard.
	Oh, don't say hard.
	And Walt didn't go to war!
	He stayed home, what's your point?
	No, he's talking about Kamala, times are hard and you learn.
	Yes, exactly.
	Well, that was Mr. Mayor Times.
	Yeah, Kamala is tied to his hip by the way.
	And by the way, you know what?
	I don't agree with that sentiment.
	I don't agree with that sentiment.
	Yes, in pressure people show you who they are, but you know when people really show you who they are?
	When people really show you who they are is when they think no one's watching.
	Yeah, that can be when times are easy.
	It's how they treat servers.
	It's do they get up and go to the gym at the same time?
	Do they tithe if they claim to be a Christian 10%?
	Do they treat people the way that they claim people should be treated?
	How do they behave when it doesn't matter and no one's going to catch them on it?
	Because everyone's watching if you're in a pressure situation, right?
	Everyone's watching if you're at war.
	But how do those guys behave when everyone isn't watching?
	Discipline is the act of doing something when the enthusiasm has already worn off.
	So I'm sorry, it's really, really easy to just put that on a bumper sticker, but you know what?
	It's not true.
	Sure, you find out, certainly you discover cowardice.
	You discover cowardice in pressure situations.
	But someone's true character, you see day in and day out.
	Go ask Kamala's staff.
	How they were treated.
	They don't like to talk nicely about her.
	Yeah.
	I wonder why.
	They're not allowed to talk.
	Right.
	And you can find anyone who worked for her, but it's like 98%.
	Yeah.
	And the main thing is not that they said she wasn't nice.
	They said she had no work ethic.
	Yeah.
	Because the truth is, you'll find people who work for people who are absolute mavens of their area.
	What happened?
	He said she's an idiot.
	When I look at him, I look at him as a priest.
	Father Mulcahy, apparently.
	Father Mulcahy, when he says it, it comes out as like a priest.
	I could totally see him do that.
	If he was a Catholic priest, he'd confess to it.
	He'd be like, well, here's the thing.
	You're an idiot.
	Every line that we've watched tonight, whether we've tuned in, we tune in, you know, here and there, every line is just so full of shit that it's an insult to people's intelligence who are paying attention.
	It's about personality.
	They see the world as oppressed versus oppressor.
	That's all it is.
	Or racist versus... And they're never going to change.
	There's only one truth.
	We happen to be on that side.
	I'm sorry.
	That's how I feel.
	Nice hat, Tom Landry.
	All right.
	How dare you?
	I love Tom Landry.
	He was a national treasure.
	Defensive back for New York Giants, by the way.
	Yeah, screw him.
	Where did he go?
	Oh, he's talking about Tim Walls when he was an altar boy.
	Well, look at Steny Hoyer.
	who felled handcuffs on his wrist at 11 years old, who now stands before you as the 63rd governor of Arizona.
	He's talking about Tim Walls when he was an altar boy.
	In the history of our state.
	Oh, look at Steny Hoyer.
	Is that the LBGTQ?
	Looks like Joe DiMaggio.
	Whoops.
	He looks like one of those, like, billionaires who still takes the bus.
	What'd you say, Sinbad?
	Ah, shut it.
	MVP, who's what?
	who defended our freedoms and had Maryland's back when we needed it most.
	And now, MVP, we've got your back as well.
	MVP, who's that?
	Who is he talking about?
	And download my new insanity workout.
	Oh, gosh.
	Oh, look at that.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh my word.
	Look at that piece of ass.
	Look at the stud next to it.
	United States Tim Walz.
	Oh my god.
	Tim Walz everybody.
	My nuts ran up into my forehead.
	Tim knows that in the military you count the days towards mission completion.
	You can shower with men.
	Can we stop the y'all shit?
	We're in Chicago tonight.
	And he's from Maryland.
	So that you can retire You might be deployed to a combat zone can we stop the y'all
	shit we're in Chicago tonight and he's from Maryland They don't say pressure is on
	75 days and then wake up for us to show what true patriots do not whine and complain
	We put our heads down and we get to work.
	Kamala's an expert at putting her head down, let's be honest.
	Look, you gotta give him that one.
	And back up.
	And down.
	She can go both very rapidly.
	She gets knocked down, but she gets back up again.
	She does.
	Never gonna keep her down.
	She's already there.
	Guys, look, I gotta tell you, look, and this is why.
	to believe in the best of us and that leader is Kamala Harris, the next president.
	This is why you see the steal taking place because we'll go to the media after.
	We can't factually, there are no facts being claimed.
	None.
	None.
	None at all.
	Think about Donald Trump.
	They said his speech was rambling and incoherent.
	He cited unemployment, specifically even black unemployment.
	He cited economic growth, GDP, inflation, America being a net energy exporter for the first time.
	You may not like him.
	There have been no facts.
	The only fact that's really been spoken tonight was from Pete Buttigieg.
	Let's see what this guy has to say.
	He's limping.
	I don't know what fact you were going to cite, but none came to my mind.
	But she said they both work on the border together.
	It's basically like, hey, we're going to do better.
	They just cut to a lady waving the fucking rainbow flag.
	I hate that you're the mayor of South Bend.
	I was going to say, how do you feel about that?
	But it's a separate city from Notre Dame.
	Oh, is it?
	We don't like them so much, we have a separate city.
	No kidding!
	Alright, let's hear him.
	Butt gig.
	And I loved it.
	What?
	Where you go on and lie about crime statistics.
	You know who you schooled?
	Lawrence Jones.
	I believe in going anywhere.
	Anywhere.
	In service of a good cause and friends we gather in a very good cause.
	Electing Kamala Harris and Tim Walz the next President and Vice President of the United States.
	So I can shave my head and keep stealing luggage.
	The choice could not be clearer.
	Donald Trump rants about law and order as if he wasn't a convicted criminal running against a prosecutor.
	As if we were going to forget that crime was higher on his watch.
	He said yes to that, Nick.
	Talks about the forgotten man.
	Hoping we'll forget that the only economic promise that he actually kept was to cut taxes for the rich.
	Middle class.
	Oh my god.
	Yeah, tax cuts.
	Median salary went up.
	Median income went up.
	$44,000.
	Well yeah, $4,000.
	Under Donald Trump, went down $4,000.
	Under Joe Biden.
	What did he just say, that pinhead?
	At least Mike Pence was polite.
	Be polite.
	J.D.
	Vance is one of those guys who thinks if you don't live the life that he has in mind for you, then you don't count.
	What?
	Someone who said that if you don't have kids, you have, quote, no physical commitment to the future of this country.
	Less physical.
	How about how he grew up, Pete?
	If he was black, would you be talking about that?
	When I deployed to Afghanistan, I didn't have kids, Dan.
	Many of the men and women who went outside the wire with me didn't have kids either, but let me tell you, our commitment to the future of this country was pretty damn physical.
	I can imagine.
	He's been very busy.
	So much so, he has monkey pockets.
	He's a walking advertisement for Certus Warranty.
	Choosing a guy like J.D. Vance.
	Vance to be America's next vice president sends a message.
	And the message is that they are doubling down on negativity and grievance.
	Committing to a concept of campaigning best summed up in one word, darkness.
	Darkness is what they are selling.
	Darkness is what you enter every evening.
	I just don't believe that America today is in the market for darkness.
	Both of his parents were professors at the University of Notre Dame.
	I feel shame now.
	His father is an actual communist, just so you know.
	Darkness.
	Who was president?
	The country's burning down because of George Floyd.
	What party brought us that?
	Right, yeah, they brought us that and Donald Trump almost got killed.
	Who brought us that?
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	Oh my god, this is scary.
	It makes my hair stand up.
	It looks good.
	Not on my head.
	Careful, he might hear you through the TV.
	Lost his butt plug.
	I'm kidding folks, relax.
	People who want jobs!
	us is capable of good and bad things.
	Good harmony leaders matter because of what they bring out in each of us.
	The good or the bad.
	I'm kidding folks, relax.
	Right now the other side is appealing to what is smallest within you.
	People who want jobs.
	They're telling you that greatness comes from going back to the past.
	They're telling you that anyone different from you is a threat.
	We're telling you that your waiver, or nephew, or daughter, who disagrees with you politically isn't just wrong, but is now the enemy.
	I believe in a better politics.
	One that finds us at our most decent and open.
	See, it's all about personality and feeling.
	The kind of politics that Kamala Harris and Tim Walz are offering.
	Every one of them was bullied.
	Everybody who votes Democrat was bullied their whole life.
	That kind of politics also just feels better to be part of.
	They weren't bullied enough.
	Not bullied enough is right.
	Be careful of how it feels.
	There is joy in it.
	Here comes the joy line.
	And if all of that sounds naive... Guys, what do we fact check?
	Hey, Mission Control, is there anything... Help us out here!
	Someone help!
	There's not been a single fact!
	Before you even said it... Not one!
	Research just sent me... You're right.
	Capitalized, not one policy position.
	Nope.
	Not one.
	Nope.
	They're in deep shit.
	They know it.
	Basically, let me just... I think Jim Carrey summed it up best.
	Joygasm!
	Joygasm?
	Gerald produced that.
	The worst Batman ever is better than this.
	It feels like all the political negotiating experience in the world is not enough for me to get our three-year-old son and our three-year-old daughter to just wash their hands and sit at the table.
	Maybe if you married a woman.
	Is that the husband?
	Was it three months off paternity leave?
	Adam Kinzinger said that J.D.
	Vance took a low blow when he made fun of him.
	Three months paternity leave?
	Hey, just so you know, if any man here takes, and we actually do paternity leave for a couple of weeks here.
	Yeah, two weeks.
	Yeah, we give them a couple of weeks.
	If a man says, well, I'm going to be gone for three months because we're pregnant, FIRED!
	Thank you.
	We are pregnant.
	I love that.
	This kind of life went from impossible to possible.
	From possible to real.
	From real to almost ordinary.
	In less than half a lifetime.
	What does that say about this country?
	Yes, that we're not as big as we say it is.
	We're being lectured on being weird from a guy who married a dude who supports transitioning children and had a surrogate.
	And he's telling us about what's wrong.
	I'm sure he's a nice guy.
	Like what?
	Give us a policy.
	Pete, Pete, something, something, something.
	Because we have people watching here and we need people to join Mug Club so we can catch you in your lies on election night.
	But you're not giving us anything to go on.
	It's nothing.
	It's nothing.
	We get it.
	You like men's butts.
	What else do you have?
	Just give us one policy we can sink our teeth into.
	Just one open, gaping policy.
	Defends baseball's avoid monkey pox Pete Buttigieg.
	All of it compels us to demand more from our politics than a rerun of some TV wrestling death match.
	The rerun is, if you elect, come on, it's a rerun of right now!
	It's a rerun of right now!
	So this November, we get to choose.
	We get to choose our president.
	We get to choose our policies, but most of all, we will choose a better politics.
	Like?
	What makes them better?
	What's the better every day?
	What Kamala Harris represents is less money in your pocket that gets you less than when she took office and an open border with more crime.
	He was bullied as a kid.
	I was bullied!
	I was bullied so much I became a conservative!
	Can someone bring up the fact check?
	Bring up they wanted to ban The Kill a Mockingbird and The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.
	Bring up the books they wanted to ban.
	We already showed you the gay porn that conservatives didn't want in libraries and public schools.
	Let's bring up the books that the left actually tried to ban.
	You'll find it in a previous show map.
	Everything they accuse you of doing is something they do.
	They say Donald Trump has no policies.
	Can someone also, Mission Control, let's have someone compile the actual policies.
	Since we're not going to get that tonight, let's provide it to you watching, Mug Club, because you support this.
	We appreciate you deserve better, but they can't give you better.
	Let's bring up the policies that Donald Trump actually espoused at the RNC.
	Let's compare what's happening tonight with what he did, and they accused of being rambling.
	Let's bring that up.
	We can have it here at the end of the night, because I guarantee you we're not going to get any fucking policy from these people.
	This is a crime against the American people.
	This right here, this right now, is trying to steal a constitutional republic.
	They say democracy.
	I'll use a term that's actually accurate.
	They don't want you to know.
	Look, let me clarify this.
	When Kamala Harris doesn't give a single press conference, or answer a single actual question, steal.
	When the media makes sure that you can't find information, or Google, Big Tech, on Donald Trump's assassination, steal.
	When she avoids the press, not only herself, But her entire campaign, it all costs steel.
	When they don't provide any policies whatsoever that you know you can vote for, they release it on the back page online, and when they have their actual convention, not one policy is named.
	Steel.
	They are not telling you right now, when they know eyeballs are actually here, trying to make an informed vote, and they don't tell you about the raising of the corporate tax rates, the opening of the border, the packing of the Supreme Court, the 24-25% on unrealized capital gains.
	When they don't tell you that, that is a This is a steal.
	They are trying to force you into an uninformed vote so that you can infringe upon the rights of Americans who actually pay attention.
	This is all a steal.
	This is not a democratic process.
	You've seen it happen in real time and they are still.
	They were trying to avoid democracy by installing her once they realized their guy couldn't win so they broke the rules and they're trying to destroy democracy right now when they're trying to keep you in the dark as long as they can and hope that you vote for them anyway because there were some mean tweets.
	All of this is a steal, and you are going to see an attempted steal, the likes of which I don't think we've ever seen in this country, on election night.
	I guarantee it.
	This is not a party that cares about a democratic process.
	They try to jail him, they try to kill him.
	I think they're going to try to steal it.
	Call me a detective.
	Seems like the lesser of all of those things.
	By the way, I think this is what they depend on most.
	Let's have some celebrities come out.
	Let's have people come out and talk about change and hope.
	This is what you've been sold for the last 50 years.
	While they have John Legend up there, we're going to take a quick break here.
	And 3in3, we want you to be informed.
	3in3 is a podcast for you.
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	We also have some right now on Tim Walz, Kamala Harris, the assassination of Donald Trump.
	Takes you three minutes of your day.
	You can go and peruse the sources at the website, because unlike them, unlike people on the left, I want you to be informed.
	It's why we make the references publicly available every day.
	I hope that you call us to the mat, because we call people to the mat every single day.
	3 and 3, go download it.
	It's a place to start.
	Literally, if you listen to one 3 and 3, let alone the ten that we've released and the eight more we're releasing today, You will know more than any person who has spoken at the DNC the last two nights.
	Let's let people listen to one of them, give it away for free, and then go download the rest.
	We'll be right back because, God, I need to find something to sink my teeth into.
	It's not going to be a fucking policy.
	Go.
	Get them, get them, get them, get them, get them, get them, get them, get them, get them,
	but I'm with you, I'm with you.
	They're all of you.
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	But to brew your own coffee this good, all you need to do There is no scenario where we approve a platform that has Steven Crowder, Alex Jones, or the like.
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	There is no scenario where we approve a platform that has Stephen Crowder, Alex Jones, or the
	like.
	The content of your platform is non-compliant.
	The same people who have been saying that YouTube is a free and open platform are telling
	you right now.
	We will not allow you to be a free and open platform.
	Why?
	Because it's not about their advertising dollars.
	It's about you.
	They demonetized us.
	That didn't work.
	Suspend us after the election stream.
	Suspend us for the next election.
	Suspend us now.
	That didn't work.
	We survived because of you.
	We had 17 million people who watched the election stream in 2020.
	You were here with us.
	The people in charge of 90% of the world's advertising revenue say, well, what's going on?
	They're doing okay.
	I thought you took them off YouTube.
	They're doing okay off of YouTube?
	Let's stop that too.
	And all of this right before the most important election of our lifetimes.
	Think that's a coincidence?
	How are you going to stand against the mob?
	How are you going to fight like hell?
	Between now and election, it's a sprint.
	Not just for a national election, it's a sprint for the spirit of this country and your ability to choose what you watch, who you support, and the mere ability to speak.
	This season is war.
	What we did in 2020 is child's play compared to what we are about to do this election.
	We already have on the ground in major swing states and cities and what they are digging up right now before this election.
	And they will be there on election night with an army of volunteers and investigative journalists and more access to data in real time than anybody else on earth.
	Fact-check him.
	We have a DNC chairperson to fact-check.
	And let me lead this with you.
	One time, he called Donald Trump Hitler.
	Hitler was duly elected.
	And then you wonder why people think you're the enemy of the people.
	Yeah, the media has already got their marching orders.
	Anytime there's questions, go with the race thing.
	Misogynoir.
	Racist.
	Racism and sexism.
	Is it just because she's black?
	Yes.
	Misogyny and racism faced by black women.
	The problem is the media entertainment industrial establishment, okay?
	It's the big steal.
	It's the stealing of the election in front of the American people on every single level.
	Conservatives out there, hey, don't let us be the only ones getting suspended after election night on YouTube.
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	Key fact number one.
	The creation of the Federal Department of Education.
	The Federal Department of Education as we know it today was created in 1979 under Jimmy Carter and significantly increased the federal government's role in funding public education.
	Prior to the department's founding, the federal government largely played an advisory role while the funding itself for public education came almost entirely from state and local governments.
	Key fact number two.
	The total cost of the Department of Education.
	In total, the Federal Department of Education has spent approximately two trillion dollars since its inception, not accounting for inflation.
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	In spite of the trillions of dollars in federal spending, the results of students in standardized testing have remained almost entirely unchanged since 1979, when the Department of Education was founded.
	Even more troubling, newer data emerging today shows a negative trend, with standardized math scores at their lowest since 1990, and reading scores at their lowest since 2004.
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	All right, make sure you go do that.
	Look, Amy Klobuchar is speaking, I'm sure.
	Three and three!
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	Who gives a shit about this mushroom-cutting bitch?
	Three and three.
	Stephen!
	Sorry.
	He's excited, folks.
	Three and three.
	I'm sorry.
	Bring it up!
	So much that connects us.
	Way up north in Minnesota.
	Do you mean election interference?
	Because she headed up the commission for election interference.
	I don't know if you remember this.
	I was back when it was okay to question election results.
	Hey, while this dumb broad is speaking, who nobody likes, let's bring up the two videos of, I guess someone, who is, give me the name here, Gerald.
	Salazar, this is a guy in Texas who is actually begging, I think, for help on the border.
	Yeah, well, but just tonight he came up, so let's show the clip tonight.
	This was earlier today.
	He was talking about how he's going to vote Kamala Harris.
	What's his title?
	Salazar?
	Bexar County, Texas Sheriff.
	He's a what?
	Mr. Salazar.
	Texas Sheriff.
	Texas Sheriff.
	Here he is tonight saying he's going to vote for Kamala Harris.
	Then we have a clip of him on MSNBC not too long ago.
	When Donald Trump comes down to Texas, stands next to officers in uniforms just like mine, he's not there to help us.
	Don't think that.
	Not for a second.
	He is a self-serving man.
	Just like you.
	Like who are you?
	I mean, look, just like when he killed the border bill.
	He just made our jobs harder.
	$60 billion for Ukraine, $10 billion for the border.
	McConnell, on the other hand, has been fighting border crime for years.
	She's gone down to Mexico and worked to stop the traffickers.
	And when the traffickers didn't stop, she put them in jail.
	Now, down in my neck of the woods we call that fooling around and finding out.
	Oh, do they call it down there?
	Speaking of necks, we're finally beginning to see yours there, Sheriff.
	Let's, um... Let's, uh, cut that because I can't take much more of it.
	Here he is on MSNBC.
	How long ago?
	Ten minutes.
	Uh, I don't see a date on it.
	Only a short while ago, here is that man on MSNBC bitching about the border.
	Tell us about what you are asking for.
	What are your needs?
	Well, right now, thank you for having me, first off.
	Right now, what I'm asking for is for the president or a member of his administration that can make decisions to come down and talk to not just me, but at least 12 other Texas sheriffs from major counties in the state of Texas that are dealing with this issue.
	First hand.
	So I'd like to see somebody from Washington come down here, get boots on the ground, get eyes on the issue at hand, and then talk to us, a bipartisan group of Texas sheriffs that are really taking a common sense approach because we have to.
	Yeah.
	These guys were begging for help.
	This guy is doing nothing but saying, hey guys, I'll come up and talk nicely about you guys.
	I'm from Texas.
	I'm from a border town.
	I'll say that you've been to the border, which would be the only thing that you can say about Kamala Harris, but only after she was forced to.
	But your policies suck.
	Right.
	And it's left all of us in a lurch.
	By the way, I think Kamala Harris was actually supporting mass amnesty for 11 million immigrants.
	And just so you know, we have Tom Cotton speaking at... So just to make sure that everybody understands, when you're at a convention like this, you can say something about policy.
	At the RNC's, Tom Cotton said exactly what Donald Trump was going to do about the border.
	Donald Trump will secure our border once again.
	Pretty easy, right?
	Here's a policy.
	Comparison.
	travel to America from terrorist infested countries. Joe Biden allowed ISIS to smuggle
	terrorists in. Not just Joy, Donald Trump will protect America once again.
	Now let's go to all these fat sons of bitches who are saying they were coached by Tim Walls.
	There's a ringing endorsement.
	I hope they were skinnier than that when he's watching them shower.
	This is the team he coached!
	This is the team he coached, you're right!
	You're eating on air?
	You've got brass balls the size of Minneapolis.
	Just don't eat into the mic.
	Because if his breast ball's the size of Minneapolis, they're a lot smaller now.
	Is that Tim Walz's wife crying?
	Because like, uh-huh!
	Those are the balls he whipped with the towel!
	It's Dollar Store Trump Jr.
	We want the people in charge to be genuine, compassionate, and trustworthy.
	The thing is, there are people in our neighborhoods who fit this description.
	It's true.
	By sneaking around.
	I'm sorry, quiet leadership?
	And to shower together.
	Who is this guy?
	No, no, sorry, he pushed it in.
	I'm sorry, quiet leadership?
	And to shower together.
	Who is this guy?
	No, no, sorry, he pushed it in.
	Oh.
	Well.
	Someone like that did run for office.
	They're keeping this chyron up so you don't see his hand with the wedding ring.
	Because that's the question everyone is having right now.
	Well, wedding ring, that's a lie.
	It's a beard.
	No, they marry each other.
	So listen, again, you're gonna get the rah-rah stuff here.
	What Republicans gave you at their convention, and we need to do a little bit better job of this, is give you the spinach that you need, and do it in a way that's a little bit more exciting.
	Say liver, you don't eat spinach.
	No, no, no, I know, I understand.
	Spinach has too many oxalates, it's bad for your thyroid.
	Oh, Popeye.
	Look, you give me spinach with some butter and some bacon, I'm all in.
	Me too.
	Every healthy meal.
	You and Pete Buttgig, am I right?
	That gig's all in on a lot of things, okay?
	And you can go to the bumps.
	But!
	Gay marriage!
	That's what I'm gonna do, though!
	I hate you, Nick!
	I hate you!
	In a loving way.
	There isn't any.
	I hate you Nick! I hate you!
	In a loving way.
	There's nothing to this convention though, you son of a- Skadabapadabap.
	I'm not winning this one.
	I'm not. I will never win against him.
	I feel like a heckler at one of his shows.
	The gay rapist Popeye is very funny.
	You gotta admit, Game Ape is Popeye's a good bitch.
	Oh, lick me taint.
	Ack-ack-ack-ack.
	Wow.
	Skibbity-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop.
	Skibbity-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop.
	Oh, oh, peach, you got a big penis.
	Ack-ack-ack-ack.
	Okie dokie.
	Alright, back to the show.
	I remember when I was doing a fourth grade that kicked my career off.
	I'll be doing it tonight, new time.
	It's still funny.
	September 26th.
	We'll be doing it in the Gaza Strip.
	September 27th, Utah.
	There you go.
	Wise guys.
	West Jordan.
	West Jordan Bank.
	West Jordan.
	The West Bank in Jordan.
	Again, we'll be playing kabooms.
	By the way, this is a two-night event.
	Tomorrow, hopefully, we'll have more to fact check.
	But I will tell you this.
	I have mission control.
	I just spoke with him during that break.
	I just spoke with mission control during the break after Tim Walz's speech, which we will fact check.
	We'll have the fact check.
	We'll have our 7 plus 1.
	We also, by the way, are going to have a supercut for you of Donald Trump and the actual policies that were laid out during his RNC speech.
	So you'll have that in real time.
	But actually, right now, you know what?
	Maybe there's something more interesting.
	That is a great point.
	Yes, go ahead.
	We have a new Trump policy announcement.
	It just shows that this can happen.
	He is saying that he will provide full back pay for military members that were discharged for not getting the COVID vaccine.
	Oh wow, great.
	Donald Trump.
	Look at it!
	You can deliver a policy, you know, in a speech.
	There you go!
	How big do you think it would be if the people who orchestrated the mandates, if we found out that they weren't following them?
	I mean that would be... That would be a big deal, right?
	That would be a pretty big deal.
	If like the architects of the mandates and the lockdowns... Not like people just saying like, hey, I support lockdowns.
	No, but the people at the press conferences, like the people who made sure that athletes couldn't compete.
	And some of like the biggest liberal cities, maybe San Francisco, Chicago, New York, places like that.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah, exactly.
	But before we continue, hold on, hold that thought.
	Please, I hope it's more gay rapist Popeye, but... No.
	No, I do.
	Okay.
	You know what Trump also did?
	And we'll pull a clip of this.
	At that same rally, he has, you know, bulletproof glass now, basically, that he stands behind for all of his speeches.
	He walked out from behind that because somebody fainted in the stands.
	Oh, tonight?
	He walked over to check on them today.
	And was talking to them saying, hey take your time, we need, we need, is there a doctor in the house kind of thing, you know, whatever he did.
	But he, he took time to go walk over there and make sure that somebody was okay.
	Without the bulletproof glasses.
	Do we have a video of it?
	We have a clip right now.
	So compare that to not even appearing at friendly press conferences.
	Right.
	Or even appearing at the National Association of Black Journalists.
	And that's why I'm saying it's going to be a massacre.
	Here is Donald Trump actually carrying, I just, I hope, I haven't seen the clip, but I hope he just looks, goes, You're not supposed to lock your knees!
	Bend your knees!
	They always have a montage in America's Funniest Home Videos!
	People at weddings!
	Banquets!
	I know!
	Bend the knees!
	And I think Walls is coming up pretty soon.
	Alright, let's go right now to Donald Trump, reaching out to somebody.
	So he steps behind the, now he's, he's an open target now.
	He's letting people know right there.
	That's a brave son.
	Tim Walz is coming out.
	Alright, Tim Walz.
	Alright guys, let's be ready for live fact checking.
	Everyone, look at this fruitcake.
	Promo code, Comrade Kamala.
	Alright everyone, let's make sure, mission control.
	This is what we train for.
	He's gonna give us policy.
	He's the guy here.
	He's gonna give us policy.
	Let's go.
	Let's do this.
	Let's do this.
	Give us policy, Tim Walz, so we can rebut it.
	He's gonna cry.
	He is.
	Comes out to an anti-American song first.
	Okay, not a good sign.
	Let's continue.
	Look at him.
	Alright.
	I need to fact check this.
	Let's see what he's got.
	Thank you very much.
	Oh, coach.
	They said coach.
	Look, this kid's crying.
	Yep.
	Drinking game.
	Bring up the drinking game rules, guys.
	Really quickly.
	Grab it really quickly.
	Drink every time.
	Mentions threat to democracy.
	Mentions mind their own business.
	Military service.
	Mentions coach.
	Thank you, first of all, to Vice President Harris.
	Thanks for putting your trust in me.
	He just bobbed like a Chinaman does, you notice?
	Thanks for putting your trust in me.
	Okay, it has now.
	And for inviting me to be part of this incredible campaign.
	We forced the other guy out.
	Well, we don't answer questions.
	Thank you, President Joe Biden, for four years of strong, historic leadership.
	Most of which you don't remember.
	Just saying.
	It's the honor of my life to accept your nomination for Vice President of the United States.
	You're the worst governor ever of Minnesota, and I think that includes Jesse Ventura.
	Wait, is that his son?
	That is his son.
	Plus, he was way better than his smut.
	Is that his son?
	His son was crying like a bitch.
	Look there, Tim Wolf.
	I want to hear about your policy, tough guy.
	I'm just asking questions.
	Let's see what he says.
	Thank you for your service.
	Thank you for bringing the joy to this fight.
	Oh, here it is.
	You've got to bring up the word joy.
	I'm going to add that to the drinking game rules.
	I'm calling an audible.
	Anytime he mentions joy, drink.
	I overheard the bidders on this.
	In Butte, Nebraska.
	Nebraska.
	A town of 400 people.
	I had 24 kids in my high school class.
	And I touched them all.
	And none of them went to Yale.
	They weren't smart enough to go to Yale.
	Why wouldn't you want to go to Yale?
	It's the American dream.
	That's what I'm saying.
	You'll learn how to take care of each other.
	That's identity politics to the letter.
	J.D.
	Vance is from a drug-riddled family and made it to Yale and fought.
	He actually was there in combat.
	You mean like snitching on them with your COVID hotline?
	Exactly!
	You mean like watching the city burn and opening the windows so you can smell the tires?
	Oh my f- No, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, let's watch.
	We gotta fact check this.
	Drink.
	Drink.
	Two days after my 17th birthday, and I proudly wore our nation's uniform for 24 years.
	Until I ran.
	No meaning I ran, not the country.
	A Korean War era Army veteran died of lung cancer a couple years later.
	Good.
	He left behind a mountain of medical debt.
	Good.
	Thank God for Social Security survivor benefits.
	Fuck you.
	You mean the program that's going to be completely bankrupt by the time we go check for it?
	And thank God for the G.I.
	Bill that allowed my dad and me to go to college.
	Do you know how J.D.
	Vance was a millionaire?
	Yeah.
	G.I.
	Bill, that's right!
	But he's a turncoat.
	Yeah.
	Eventually, like the rest of my family, I fell in love with teaching.
	Three out of four of us married teachers.
	I wound up teaching social studies and coaching football at Mankato West High School.
	Go Scarlets!
	Oh my God, Scarlett.
	We ran, we ran a 44 defense.
	We played through to the whistle on every single play, and we even won a state championship.
	They told him to mention that, 4-4 defense.
	Never close the yearbook, people.
	We played through to the whistle.
	No, it's playing through to the whistle, Coach.
	But it was those players and my students who inspired me to run for Congress.
	I played out to the whistle.
	They saw in me what I had hoped to instill in them.
	A commitment to the common good.
	An understanding that we're all in this together.
	Unless people want to celebrate Thanksgiving, in which case you have them report it and shoot them with paintballs.
	The analogy doesn't work.
	The other 11 guys are not in it with you.
	You're against them.
	You want to kill them?
	A 40-something high school teacher with little kids, zero political experience, and no money, running in a deep red district.
	That's funny, I underestimate them all the time.
	Yeah, exactly.
	I'm still here.
	I think they're bad in comparison to private teachers.
	And I learned how to work across the aisle on issues like growing the rural economies and taking care of veterans.
	And I learned how to compromise without compromising my values.
	And I came back to serve as governor and we got right to work making a difference in our neighbors' lives.
	We cut taxes for the middle class.
	Really?
	We passed paid family and medical leave.
	We invested in fighting crime and affordable housing.
	You paid for all that.
	At the cost of prescription drugs.
	Sorry, buddy.
	And helped people escape the kind of medical debt that nearly sank my family.
	Homicides up 15%, 100%, 106% pre-COVID levels.
	And we made sure that every kid in our state gets breakfast and lunch every day.
	So... That's right, murders up 67%, aggravated assault up 64.
	Yeah, you did so well that there was no net population growth aside from Somali pirates.
	Fact check, true.
	Oh yeah?
	Let me... I got this.
	protected reproductive freedom. Because in Minnesota, we respect our neighbors and the
	personal choices they make.
	Like having Thanksgiving?
	And even if we wouldn't make those same choices for ourselves, we've got a golden rule.
	Mind your own damn business.
	That is not a golden rule.
	The guy who says mind your own damn business literally is the only governor who created the COVID snitch line.
	Un-friggin'-real.
	This is personal for Gwen and I.
	If you've never experienced the hell that is infertility, I guarantee you, you know somebody who has.
	And I can remember praying each night for a phone call.
	The pit in your stomach when the phone had rang, and the absolute agony when we heard the treatments hadn't worked.
	So you supported late-term abortion.
	Abortion including zero limits on when a mother could terminate.
	They have two times the national average of late-term abortions.
	He's born.
	I didn't say that by the way.
	On how we started a family.
	Look at this guy!
	Because this is a big part about what this election is about.
	Freedom!
	When Republicans use the word freedom, they mean that the government should be free to invade your doctor's office.
	What?
	To save your unborn child.
	Corporations, free to pollute your air and water.
	And banks, free to take advantage of customers.
	Really?
	You're the one who's, of course, too big to fail.
	But when we Democrats talk about freedom, we mean the freedom to make a better life for yourself and the people that you love.
	Unless you do well, then we take it all.
	By giving you 20% inflation.
	Yeah.
	Wages going down and not up.
	Murders up, what, 67%?
	Murders up 67% in your state since you took office, even with lower crime reporting.
	I believe aggravated assault is up 64%.
	You guys can bring it up and fact check me.
	We have an overlay somewhere for that.
	that. 67 and 64.
	By the way, he has a state death tax.
	He increased the tax rate to 9.85% and income corporate tax rate an additional 9.8% in his state.
	Our first responsibility is to keep our kids safe.
	How?
	So why haven't you done it in Minnesota?
	Kids are less safe today in your state than since you took office.
	The responsibility we have to our kids, to each other, Do you mean like free to, I don't know, fill up their car when you want to increase gas from $0.28 per gallon, Tim Walz, to $0.48 per gallon?
	How do you think that affects the middle class in America?
	They don't believe in freedom for anything outside of abortion.
	from twenty eight cents per gallon to most of forty eight cents per gallon
	how do you think that affects the middle of middle class in america
	take donald trump and they don't believe in freedom for anything outside of
	abortion not what abortion sometimes drugs their project twenty twenty five
	will make things much much harder for people who are just trying to live their lives
	uh... again after this will be an ombudsman after this donald trump completely disavowed twenty twenty
	five this is a lie Yeah, multiple times.
	to know and trust me on this.
	When somebody takes the time to draw up a playbook, they're gonna use it.
	He didn't draw up this playbook, sir.
	He just said, trust me on this.
	And we know, if these guys get back in the White House, they'll start jacking up the costs on the middle class, they'll repeal the Affordable Care Act, they'll gut Social Security and Medicare, And they will ban abortion across this country, with or without Congress.
	Donald Trump said that he would never ban abortion, that it goes to the states.
	You increase taxes on gas, you increase taxes on capital gains, income, corporate taxes, and a death tax.
	It's an agenda that serves nobody except the richest and the most extreme.
	Oh, I've been saying this for 40 years.
	Same shit they said when Reagan was in office.
	And it's an agenda that does nothing for our neighbors in need.
	Is it weird?
	Absolutely.
	Oh, he said weird.
	Getting all the buzzwords in.
	Has he mentioned Joy?
	Here's where you pay off some turncoats and say, look what they say about him.
	And it's dangerous.
	It's not just me saying so.
	It's Trump's own people.
	They were with him for four years.
	They're warning us that the next four years will be much, much worse.
	You know, when I was teaching every year, we'd elect a student body president.
	And you know what?
	Those teenagers can teach Donald Trump a hell of a lot about what a leader is.
	Yeah, you know, a guy who led a business, the greatest economy our country's ever seen.
	Shut the fuck up.
	You just called him weird.
	To Kamala and Joe?
	I mean, you know, he was great.
	You just called them weird.
	I'm ready to turn the page on these guys.
	So go ahead, say it with me.
	We're not going back.
	To Kamala and Joe?
	We're not going back to a great economy?
	I mean, the economy was great.
	Safe cities? Refreshing ISIS?
	Yeah.
	We want something better.
	You got nothing, bitch.
	For the American people.
	Okay, tell us what it is.
	Alright, guys.
	Give me the floor.
	I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna laser in on this.
	He's gonna give me some policy, I know it.
	As a prosecutor, as a district attorney, as an attorney general, as a United States senator, and then our vice president, she's fought on the side of the American people.
	She's taken on the predators and fraudsters, she's taken down the transnational gangs, and she stood up to powerful corporate interests.
	She has never hesitated to reach across that aisle if it meant improving your lives.
	And she's always done it.
	Most liberal senator who's ever lived.
	Fact check, bring that up.
	She had that rating before they made it disappear.
	She is the least middle ground senator who has ever existed.
	She was rated more liberal than Bernie Sanders.
	Fact check, bring it up.
	Then they erased it from the senatorial ratings.
	I think we owe it to the American people to tell them exactly what she'd do as president before we ask them for their votes.
	So here, this is the part.
	Clip and save it and send it to your undecided relatives so they know.
	If you're a middle class family or a family trying to get into the middle class, Kamala Harris is going to cut your taxes.
	If you're getting squeezed by prescription drug prices, Kamala Harris is going to take on Big Pharma.
	If you're hoping to buy a home, Kamala Harris is going to help make it more affordable.
	And no matter who you are, Kamala Harris is going to stand up and fight for your freedom to live the life that you want to lead.
	Everything he just said is false.
	She's so in the pocket for Big Pharma and allowing them to skyrocket prices completely unfettered that RFK, RFK Kennedy will endorse Donald Trump.
	What's a short speech?
	Trump!
	That's the fourth quarter!
	We're down a field goal.
	But we're on offense and we've got the ball.
	We're driving down the field.
	And boy do we have the right team.
	Kamala Harris is top.
	Kamala Harris is experienced.
	And Kamala Harris is ready.
	Hard job!
	Our job, our job, our job for everyone watching is to get in the trenches and do the blocking and tackling.
	One inch at a time.
	One yard at a time.
	One phone call at a time.
	One door knock at a time.
	One $5 donation at a time.
	We're gonna fight and scrape for that inch.
	We're gonna tear ourselves to pieces, you know.
	That's how we'll keep moving forward.
	That's how we'll turn the page on Donald Trump.
	That's how we'll build a country where workers come first.
	Indebted is what you'll be if you stay in Chicago.
	True.
	That's how we'll keep moving forward.
	That's how we'll turn the page on Donald Trump.
	That's how we'll build a country where workers come first.
	Healthcare and housing are human rights.
	In town.
	Housing and healthcare commodities.
	The girl stays the hell out of your bedroom.
	How about your wallet?
	How about your gas tank?
	How about your school?
	That's how we make America a place where no child is left hungry, where no community is left behind, where nobody gets told they don't belong.
	That's how we're gonna fight, and as the next President of the United States always says, when we fight, we win!
	When we fight, we win!
	When we fight, we win!
	Thank you!
	God bless!
	All right, so guys, here's what I want to do.
	We'll allow the team to get the fact check ready on all of that.
	I did it in real time.
	We'll give you the references so you know that... I don't want you to trust me like Tim Walz just said when he lied to you.
	Trust me!
	He lied to you.
	I want you to believe what you actually can read and we'll provide those references.
	We're going to do that.
	We're going to have the supercut of Donald Trump's policies that were actually mentioned and contrasted during his speech.
	We have a 7 plus 1 and I believe we have Clay Travis and we still actually have our man on the ground, Thomas Finnegan, But first, let's see what CNN says there.
	How long was that speech?
	Can someone give me a timer?
	Was that 9 minutes?
	It was pretty short.
	I would say 18.
	And if not for the media, that speech does incredibly poorly.
	That motivates nobody.
	So let's see how they try and spin this right now.
	Here's my prediction.
	You know, I have Van Jones and the cavalcade of twinks over there on CNN saying, you know, you really gave a positive message and it's really a message, you know, Donald Trump's is dark and their message is that of optimism and hope and change and really unity and how America can be this great place, you know, American pride.
	That's what they're going to try and sell right here on CNN.
	They're lying to you.
	The media, the press, is absolutely the enemy of a free American people.
	Because the American people, look, if you can't make your own decisions with information that's accurate, freedom comes with responsibility.
	We all agree with that, right?
	Everyone agrees that freedom comes with responsibility because it comes with an incredible amount of accountability.
	Oh, liberty.
	How can you actually enjoy liberty?
	How can you actually enjoy the fruits of liberty and be free if there can be no accountability because you have no information?
	They don't want you to have any information.
	There's no policy being proposed.
	They obfuscate it, they hide it, and then when push comes to shove, they outright lie about it.
	Kamala Harris has decreased taxes on the middle class.
	Fact check, completely false.
	Everything he just said was completely inaccurate.
	They have no platform to run on.
	So let's see what CNN says, because You just heard my prediction.
	I guarantee you, I'm certainly in the ballpark.
	It's gonna be about joy, it's going to be about this is positive, Donald Trump is dark.
	The only part that's dark about Donald Trump's campaign is the contrast that he presents to the years when he was president.
	In other words, he shows light, because without darkness there can be no light.
	And he shows that there was a light four or five years ago, and there's darkness today.
	Let's see what they say on CNN.
	can relate to if they live in New York City, if they live in the Midwest, if they live
	in the Pacific Northwest, on the coast or in the middle of the country.
	And that was clearly the goal, that he is a dad, he is a coach, but he is somebody who understands
	the economic struggles that Americans still have even today, because of Kamala Harris and Biden.
	These four years that have been run by a Democratic administration. And that was the
	challenge of the Biden-Harris ticket, trying to get past.
	Remember when we respected stoicism?
	these accomplishments and and breaking through the fact that people were still
	feeling a lot of pain and this was a way to try to turn the corner and make that
	connection I also just have to say Gus was his son crying and standing up and
	saying that is the clip and save moment what everybody is going to be seeing
	remember when we respect that stoicism moment exactly that's a pretty proud
	that kid is emotionally messed up he's emotional Do you guys remember when they memed and mocked Kyle Rittenhouse when he was talking about having to kill people to save innocent lives?
	And that kid was a minor.
	Do you remember that?
	When they mocked him and he was actually emotionally overwhelmed, not because his dad was espousing false platitudes.
	The left doesn't believe anything that they say.
	Let's bring that up, that Kyle Rittenhouse, they mocked him for crying.
	He killed people, righteously.
	But he killed people.
	And it was emotional.
	And they mocked the kid.
	And this kid is an emotional basket case.
	I get it.
	You shed a tear because you're proud of your dad.
	That's not... Hey, guys, look.
	You want to say this is insensitive?
	You can comment.
	That's not normal.
	That's not normal behavior.
	You want to say we're weird?
	That's weird behavior for a young man.
	That is not masculine.
	It's not normal.
	That's not a man who's emotionally stable enough to grow into a young leader.
	I know that'll offend a lot of people.
	Guess what?
	It's the truth.
	And the world and this country has known that it's the truth.
	I'm not saying that men can never cry.
	Absolutely men can cry.
	I think that men should be able to cry when appropriate.
	This is not a moment to sob.
	It's weird.
	Let's go.
	I mean, he is a guy who hunts.
	He is a guy who fishes.
	He is an assistant football coach.
	I was wrong.
	They're not even talking about the fact that it was positive.
	They're still going with the same talking points.
	Hey, he's a coach.
	Hey, he hunts.
	He changed his wedding date.
	So he's in the square.
	Yeah.
	Fifth anniversary to Annamarie.
	the energy you want to remember it stands yeah standing up for all this was like down on the floor
	i think it is a better chance the minnesota delegation behind a clearly
	they are still white excited about the fact that they're excited for state in
	their main cities are ravaged by crime and violent assault and arson rates
	They're excited that their state sees a tax burden they haven't seen in decades.
	They're excited that over 10,000 businesses closed during COVID while he shut down Thanksgiving and created a snitch line.
	They're excited.
	They shot paintballs at people.
	They're excited you don't have a mustache in real life.
	Did they talk to people who shot out with bad balls?
	Good point.
	We should find those people.
	asked and was granted use by Neil Young to play it tonight as he exited stage.
	Did they talk to people who shot out with that ball?
	They sued the Trump campaign.
	Good point.
	We should find those people.
	We can see the energy here for a state that has not had a Minnesotan on a major party
	Was it Walter Mondale?
	I believe Walter Mondale was Minnesota, I think.
	Was he Minnesota?
	He's saying he only won one.
	He only won one state.
	Was he from Minnesota?
	I don't think he was from Minnesota.
	for mondale was Minnesota was a minister of Massachusetts he said he only won one he only won one state the one what
	was it from Minnesota Massachusetts but was he from I don't think he
	was from Minnesota like in fact let's see I'm not a little bit of that
	Minnesota that was Minnesota That's right.
	But I don't think he won Minnesota.
	No, but he did.
	He won Minnesota?
	Did he win Minnesota or Massachusetts?
	I think he lost his home state.
	I think he won Massachusetts.
	I think Nick's right.
	I don't think Nick's ever right.
	Nick's usually right when he makes a statement, just because he's rougher on the edges.
	But I love you, Nick.
	Let's see what they say on CNN.
	I don't need that love, man.
	Yeah, you do.
	We all need it.
	I'm gonna get love.
	I'm calling Pete Buttabitch.
	I heard all you needed.
	And Tim Walz speaks to that.
	I mean, he is the guy that people can relate to.
	He's the neighbor who comes over and mows your lawn when you're on vacation.
	By the way, we're signed up for the DNC newsletter that they send out to insiders.
	These are their talking points on Tim Walz.
	He's just like you.
	These people are parroting the talking points sent to them directly from the Democratic Party.
	Hey Nick, go screw yourself.
	Oh, he did win Minnesota, okay.
	He did?
	It's the only state he won.
	And D.C.
	And not Massachusetts?
	But how can he win D.C.?
	He won D.C.?
	Yeah, he won D.C.
	A lot of these progressive policies, I think, are quite popular.
	when he said he became more progressive when he was governor of the state one decent you know it'll
	be interesting to see how all of this plays out because a lot of these progressive
	policies i think are quite popular i don't think that he's going to
	be... they're not going to lose because tim walz wanted to give kids lunch at school
	right you know uh... yeah
	i'm just blown away Look, first of all, before he comes out, I'm thinking to myself, why did we pick this dude to be our VP nominee?
	You had Shapiro come out.
	He was powerful.
	He commanded the stage.
	Wes Moore, centered, grounded, military bearing.
	You had Pete, you know, because it's incredible.
	And then he comes out here and is a cut above the best in our party in a way that you just haven't seen.
	It is so relatable.
	It is so real.
	It creates opportunities for this party that we probably haven't had since Bill Clinton.
	I think this guy could go anywhere and talk to anybody and get people to take this ticket.
	This is a dangerous ticket for the Republican Party.
	It's a dangerous ticket for America.
	Because if he can just do this for the next 70 days, and you add that to what the Obamas can do, what the Clintons can do, what Kamala can do... Kill people?
	I mean, this is an unbelievable ticket.
	So you're enthused?
	I'm a little bit enthused.
	I agree with half of what you said.
	It is a dangerous ticket.
	How do you see it?
	This guy is... Nobody tonight said anything.
	Nobody tonight said a damn thing.
	They want you to vote for a ticket.
	Based on absolutely no concrete idea about what they would do once they get in office.
	You said he got more progressive when he got elected governor.
	So you're saying every time he gets another office he gets more and more progressive.
	I think that's exactly what would happen.
	Tonight you did hear people say, well we may not agree with him on everything but at least it'll be joyful as they tax us into oblivion.
	I think I know we have Clay Travis who's waiting to come on here in just a second, but I would also like, let me know when they brought in those fact checks that we had in real time and that supercut of Donald Trump.
	But let me buy some time here for the fact checks.
	I've got a couple of things for you.
	Okay, let's grab the fact checks first.
	Yeah, so on the, let me go with the prescription drugs.
	They're spending billions of dollars right now to lower prices until the election, but premiums will spike in 2025 as a result.
	We have That that's a little bit further up there.
	You got it from George.
	We have an article from Fox News.
	Yeah, by the way, the first president under whom the prescription drug prices came down was Donald Trump.
	Then you had Biden undo the insulin cap so that he could redo it.
	Yeah, so the other thing they said was $25,000 for first-time homebuyers.
	Right above that, we have from Zillow Media Room, the U.S.
	is now short 4.5 million homes.
	So basically, they want to increase demand on housing when there's already a shortage of housing that they're not fixing.
	They're not attacking the problem correctly.
	And just to make sure you guys saw this, the most liberal senator of all in 2019.
	This was scrubbed a little bit, so we have to go back and try to find this kind of stuff.
	There she is, ranked most liberal to compare- From GovTrack.
	Not a few senators, all senators.
	Including Bernie Sanders.
	Bernie Sanders is on that list, you're 100% right.
	So, I mean, it's pretty- Do we have the Donald Trump 2025 clip?
	Yeah.
	So he just said, trust me on this.
	Donald Trump is the one, I believe he said, drafted it up and he's the one who's pushing this.
	He said trust him on this.
	That's him actually, think about it, it's one thing to lie to, it's one thing to obfuscate.
	It's one thing to speak in platitudes and offer nothing.
	Okay, that's tier one of dishonesty.
	It's a lie by omission.
	It's another thing to lie to people and present something that is false.
	For example, the idea that Kamala Harris has cut taxes for middle-class Americans.
	That's false.
	That's Tier 2.
	Tier 3, very, very severe, is to actually tell people, don't go and try to inform yourself.
	Trust me on this right now.
	I am telling you that Donald Trump is the one who is pushing Project 2025.
	So we have that lie.
	That's Tier 2.
	But he's added to it.
	Don't go and look it up!
	Do not go and look it up!
	Because if you go and look it up, you might find this.
	You have the radical left, and you have the radical right.
	And they come up with this pro- I don't know what the hell it is.
	It's Project 25.
	He's involved in Project- And then they read some of the things, and they are extreme.
	I mean, they're seriously extreme.
	But I don't know anything about it.
	I don't want to know anything about it.
	But what they do is misinformation and disinformation, and they keep saying, he's a threat to democracy.
	I'm saying, what the hell did I do for democracy?
	Last week, I took a bullet for democracy.
	What did I do against democracy?
	Crazy.
	So think about it.
	Tim Walz said, but trust me, Donald Trump is behind Project 2025 and he's going to do away with your rights.
	Don't, you don't need to look it up.
	Whenever someone says, trust me and discourages you from informing yourself, that's a dangerous person.
	That's an evil person.
	That is an evil, evil person.
	Before we bring on Clay Travis, we're going to do some more fact-checking.
	We're going to have that supercut of Donald Trump actually proposing policies at the RNC.
	So, he proposes policies, the media just obfuscates and talks about his personality.
	That's what they did with the RNC and Donald Trump, okay?
	We were here with you.
	That's why we're here live, without an ad.
	Tim Walz doesn't propose any serious policies.
	The only ones that he talks about, he lies about.
	And what does the media do?
	Obfuscates and talks about his personality.
	They're lying to you.
	This is a steal.
	And it's not just a steal of an election.
	It's a steal of everything that makes the United States what it is.
	Because, if you look at the Founding Fathers, they said, look, the only way we can have a constitutional republic, if you can keep it, is an informed and a moral public.
	A moral and informed citizenry.
	They want an immoral and disinformed populace.
	That's what you saw tonight.
	And you're going to see it tomorrow.
	We are going to be here with you tomorrow.
	I expect them to ramp this up.
	Dear God, I hope that maybe Kamala Harris, I think Kamala Harris, if I'm predicting it, if you can believe it, will propose less in policies.
	How many people here want to bet she will not talk about the increase in unrealized capital gains taxes?
	She's not.
	That's not popular.
	They've run some focus groups.
	Frank Lunsden is too paying sneakers.
	They said, ooh, yeah, that doesn't go over very well.
	There is no way That they can win this on a policy debate and they'll say that Donald Trump is proposing a policy.
	Really?
	If he's proposing a policy, why did you duck out of the debate on Fox News?
	Yep.
	Why did you not show up to the National Association of Black Journalists?
	Why haven't you given a press conference or interviews on your policy?
	Yeah.
	Donald Trump's gone on video gamers podcasts.
	Yeah.
	Think about that.
	Talking to everybody.
	By the way, why didn't you accept the debate on NBC?
	I thought that was a safe ground for you after the ABC debate somewhere in late November.
	It's not safe enough.
	Nothing is safe enough for her.
	Here's an interesting thing right now.
	This goes to two points that you've made.
	One, we're making the supercut of Donald Trump's policies.
	The problem is it takes a while because Donald Trump spoke for an hour about policy.
	It takes a while to cut all of that together to give you a condensed version because there's so much of it.
	What you got from Tim Walz tonight was three minutes on policies that we had already heard about with no substance to back them up.
	She's going to do this, this, this, this, this, and that was lies all the way through.
	So we will have that in just a second here, but we do have, if you want to go Well, why don't we do our 7 plus 1, and then we're going to have... He'll get to see it at least, right?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, he'll get to see it.
	Clay Travis, our guest, who's coming up here in just a second.
	And we still do have Thomas Finnegan on the ground.
	We'll actually check in with him tomorrow, because there's not a whole lot to check into today.
	So Thomas Finnegan will be on the ground tomorrow.
	Again, tune in tomorrow at 9 p.m.
	Eastern, where we'll be factoring, hopefully, something a little more substantive.
	But I don't know if you know this, there are a lot of things that you don't know about Tim Walz.
	Hopefully we've helped inform you.
	Check all the references at loudearthcrowder.com, link in the description.
	Google Tim Walz and China.
	Yes.
	Google Tim Walz and China.
	You know what?
	I'll do that after the 7 plus 1 with Clay Travis.
	I think that people should actually know that.
	Secret Chinese police statement.
	But before we get into China, because that's its own, it can't just be fit into a 7 plus 1, we do actually have a list of some pretty interesting tidbits, kind of more asides about Tim Walz, which brings us to this week's 7 plus 1.
	7 plus 1 things you didn't know about Tim Wolf.
	Bye.
	They always forget the one in the chamber.
	7 plus 1 things you didn't know about Tim Walls.
	Number 7.
	He won the Nathan's hot dog eating contest without opening his mouth.
	That was a big one.
	That's an accomplishment.
	Number 6.
	Nick Dipp.
	He eats Lucky Charms with his own breast milk.
	Wow, and that we have photographic.
	Photographic evidence.
	America's dad.
	Yummy, yummy.
	7 plus 1 things you didn't know about Tim Walz.
	And you can join Mug Club.
	Click the link in the description.
	Just click that link right there.
	Number 5.
	He once actually, this is, he got into a lot of trouble with this.
	The media has buried it.
	He once referred to Schindler's List as way too long.
	The list, not the movie.
	Not the motion picture.
	Number four, Captain Morgan.
	He's a master of ceremonies for Segway orgies.
	Well, that's a good way to see the town.
	Watch out for cliffs.
	It's a good way to see the city.
	Seven plus one things you didn't know about Tim Walz.
	What a rear end accent.
	Number three, he and his wife actually, because they're just like you, they actually have an Etsy shop that sells tire fire scented candles.
	Big seller for five people.
	It's the smell of hope.
	It's the smell of optimism.
	Optimism.
	Optimism.
	7 plus 1 things you didn't know about Tim Walz.
	Number 2, Nick Dipp.
	He leaves shopping carts in handicapped parking spots.
	Oh, he's that guy.
	That's the only thing I like about him.
	I can't deal with that guy.
	I don't like cripples.
	Go ahead.
	7 plus 1 things you didn't know about Tim Walz.
	Number 1, he sits down to pee and he stands up to poop.
	I'm not sure how that's even possible.
	He claims it's medical, but there's actually no scientific basis for it.
	How do you stand up to poop?
	That's hard.
	They do it in Japan.
	They squat.
	They squat.
	He doesn't even get that right.
	That's the problem.
	He gets nothing right.
	They barely squat.
	I'm not saying hover, I'm just saying stand.
	I spent time in Japan and I pooped a lot over there.
	That's weird, yeah.
	Well, that's true.
	And Gerald's very big in Japan.
	Yes.
	He has a fan club of like 14 people.
	And the plus one, 7 plus 1 things you don't know about Tim Walz, Gerald!
	Oh, jeez.
	He was once featured in Faces of Death, Dead Gerald 4 edition.
	Oh, well that's a little bit obscure, but you know what?
	It makes sense now.
	It's uncanny.
	That's been this week's 7 Plus 1.
	You forgot Sivan in the chamber!
	By the way, Walt spoke for 16 minutes.
	Oh, I said 18.
	16 whole minutes.
	Here's the problem.
	You can't speak for 30, 40, 50, 60 minutes unless you have, you know, policy to talk about.
	But when it's hope and change, you can only say that so many times until people are like, yes, but what else?
	What else do you have for us, coach?
	Well, you're on offense and you have the ball.
	Really?
	You were in football?
	I think you only need to say one of those things.
	I think Clay Travis knows about that.
	Do you have to say, I was on offense and had the ball, Clay?
	I don't think he did.
	I don't know.
	He can't hear us right now.
	Or he can hear us.
	He can hear us.
	He can't talk right now.
	He's probably yelling in his headphones.
	He is.
	Just saying.
	He's like, no, you of course don't have to say that!
	Walls is the Midwestern Liberace.
	Yes, exactly.
	He shows he doesn't know a whole lot.
	And by the way, guys, we need to put the page numbers at the bottom because I can't see them up here at the top of the crease.
	I'm going like, ah.
	We did that on purpose because we know you can't.
	Well, that's wonderful.
	Hope you enjoy doing that on the unemployment line.
	Before we bring on Clay Travis, because we're going to continue with Clay Travis on Mug Club tonight and take your chats.
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	It's a frustrating night.
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	You may not know this about Tim Walz in China, but that's what Nick was alluding to.
	People don't realize because you watch CNN and you see these people and they dress in silly suits with funny hats and haircuts.
	Nick DiPaolo is a maven of this.
	So when he mentions, yeah, let's talk about him in China, there's a lot to unpack to use that term with Tim Walz in China.
	Let me give you a few key fast facts here.
	1989.
	Okay, let's go through the timeline.
	Tim Walz first arrives in China to, uh, he was teaching for a non-profit affiliated with Harvard.
	He didn't, but I didn't go to Yale!
	That was the same year as the Tiananmen Square Massacre.
	Same year.
	All right.
	1994, June 4th.
	The fifth anniversary of Tiananmen Square, the massacre, Walls got married telling reporters he wanted to have a date he'd always remember.
	He also honeymooned in China.
	You thought Bernie honeymooning in the USSR was bad?
	This man was in China when Tiananmen Square happened.
	Let's grab one of those clips of the people standing in front of tanks for the younger folks who don't remember what that was.
	People were run over with tanks for opposing their government.
	And then he wanted it as a moment to remember and honeymooned there.
	Is it, is it, is it extremist to say that that's a guy who has a fondness for communism?
	He was also taught at the CCP affiliated Macau Polytechnic Institute all the way up until 2007.
	So again, you have to add this up.
	He also spoke alongside the president of the Chinese People's Association for Friendship
	with Foreign Countries and the State Department described this organization as
	a Beijing-based organization tasked with co-opting subnational government
	to malignly influence state and local leaders to promote the People's Republic of China's global
	agenda. Got a ringing endorsement from Tim Walz.
	And by the way, according to a student who was there with Tim Walz on the show, all the references we make publicly available, they said that Tim Walz was also always buying the Mao's Little Red Book.
	He said he gave them as gifts.
	I saw him buy it at least a dozen times on trip.
	He's a guy who loves Communist China.
	What do you think he does as it relates to national policy in dealing with China, who want to subvert America's Constitutional Republic?
	By the way, so does the Democratic Party.
	So here to talk about that and more is a friend of the show and, well, let's just bring him on, Clay Travis.
	Host of the Clay and Buck Show.
	You know, they're both good.
	But Clay is... Clay is the... I think Clay's better.
	Yeah, Clay's the better.
	Buck's good.
	Clay is better.
	Mr. Clay Travis, have you been watching this evening?
	I have, and I think that's the worst speech by a major political candidate that I've ever seen.
	I mean, 15 minutes, roaring through, says nothing, sounds... even if you were listening to your P.E.
	teacher try to give you an inspirational speech, You would be like, yeah, that wasn't the best you could do.
	The pep talk on the sports football analogies, they fell flat.
	I jotted down a ton of stuff, as you guys did too, but you were just talking about the China thing.
	He's been to China 30 times, is the report that I saw.
	30 times!
	How many times do you think the average school teacher in America has left the country in their entire life to say nothing of to go to one country 30 times?
	I mean, that's super weird, right?
	I mean, think about it.
	If you go to a restaurant 30 times, you're a regular.
	They give you a menu item named after you.
	That's right.
	Like, I'm thinking about that now.
	I take my 16-year-old and my 13-year-old when their sports are done for the day.
	We go to a restaurant near their school, and people are starting to recognize us there.
	We haven't been to that anywhere near 30 times.
	No.
	That would be excessive.
	And people are like, oh, it's good to see you again.
	I mean, that's crazy.
	The other thing, I'm curious what you guys think about this.
	You know, they're making a big deal about, oh, Tim Walz, like, he connects so well with people in the middle part of the country.
	I'm talking to you right now from Nashville, Tennessee.
	Do you know how often I take note if somebody's walking around in a camo hat?
	Never.
	Do you know how often I take note if somebody's dressed and they look like they're gonna go hunting?
	Never.
	They talk like having someone dressed in camo or Carhartt or something.
	People are gonna see it and say, oh my goodness, this person is so much like us.
	No, this guy, they want to talk about him being a coach.
	This is important to me.
	He canceled the 2020 high school football season in his state because he said it wasn't safe to play football.
	Then, when they came back and started allowing sports, he made everybody wear masks on the basketball court.
	That is not a guy that plays well where I am.
	I remember that.
	You mean the players, Clay, had to wear masks?
	Yes!
	I remember seeing that.
	On the basketball court, they had to wear masks on the basketball court.
	I mean, this is not a guy... He shoots for three, he faints.
	His O2 levels aren't doing that well.
	Not to mention, he shot paintballs at people who dare come outside.
	There's a lot of bad things, but on the sports front, he doesn't know that when you're on offense you already have the ball, I'm sure you picked up on that too, but also that you might need to breathe when running up and down the court in a cardio-heavy sport.
	These are but minor details.
	Shooting paintballs?
	Also, his metaphor, I guess he's trying, like, we've got the ball, and we're down a field goal, and like, does that mean Kamala Harris is the quarterback?
	Because if so, everybody's fucked.
	He's not going anywhere.
	And I don't mean fucked in a good way.
	Well, she's been under center before, let's be honest.
	Kamala is Joe Montana.
	Kamala is Patrick Mahomes.
	Kamala is Peyton Manning or Tom Brady.
	I ain't rolling with that metaphor any further.
	Nah, it fells a little bit far.
	I don't understand the sports references, but I know that she slept her way to the top with a lot of guys.
	Well, that's very true.
	I don't know if it helps if you bang the offensive line, but if so... Everybody's fucked on the offensive line.
	I'd bet on Kamala.
	If it helps.
	Look, I mean, side chicks should be ecstatic to go into the voting booth because she's the most successful side chick in the history of modern America.
	So I guess that if they do a Mount Rushmore of side chicks, Kamala definitely has to be on there.
	That's exactly right.
	You can tell your daughter, hey, if you play your cards right, you too can be a side chick.
	When you're 29 and you sleep with a 60 year old married man, there's no stopping you.
	No, no.
	The sky's the limit.
	By the way, to your point on basketball, I think there were 14 kids that passed out from practicing in Minnesota.
	So maybe masks on the basketball court was not the best idea.
	I mean, it's the stupidest idea of all time.
	you would ever have allowed it. But by the way, if you're not a sports person, you mentioned
	the paintball shooting at people on the porches. Also, how about just you have a snitch line
	to turn people in? You cancel Thanksgiving and you talk about what a great neighbor you
	are? This guy is full of shit on a level that is rarely seen in the history of modern politics.
	He was saying in Minnesota, we say, mind your business, and he's got a snitch line.
	And by the way, not a snitch line for somebody who's dealing cocaine out of their house.
	A snitch line for somebody who's eating turkey with their grandma.
	That snitch line's not going to help them with the black vote, I'll tell you that much.
	I saw that, and I know it's wrong of me, it's not Christian.
	I wanted to send him all of the elements to make a deep fried turkey, but send him the wrong instructions.
	That's how I felt.
	Tell him to cook the center at 68 degrees Fahrenheit.
	No, no, no.
	Heat the oil first and throw the entire frozen turkey on one carpet.
	This deep fried turkey will blow you away.
	I think this is the worst feedback.
	I saw you were playing CNN and Van Jones.
	I think it was Van Jones.
	It was.
	I saw this and it was amazing.
	They didn't pick Josh Shapiro, who is in the only state that may well matter here, Pennsylvania, because he's Jewish, because there's too many anti-Semites inside the Democrat Party right now.
	And instead, they picked a dumb PE teacher who couldn't talk for more than 16 minutes in a state that they already knew they were going to win.
	Kamala's probably not very bright in the grand scheme of things, but this is an imbecilic decision even for Kamala.
	At least she was banging a guy who could give her a job in San Francisco.
	She picked a guy who's going to cost her a job in Minnesota.
	How sad would it be if she banged Tim Walz and figured out after that she was already going to win Minnesota?
	You mean I was already ahead?
	I mean, if you're picking a state... I mean, look, she could have picked the astronaut Mark Kelly down in Arizona.
	I think that could have helped.
	I mean, there were a lot of people on the board.
	Gretchen Whitmer, even though I think she's a witch.
	Cruella DeVille.
	I mean, she could have helped in Michigan.
	She went with a guy in a state she was already going to win who was unlikable and not particularly smart.
	Instead of the guy in Pennsylvania who would have delivered the state that basically makes it impossible if you win that state for Trump to get to 270.
	So I'm stunned by how bad he was, honestly.
	I thought he would be far better.
	And anybody who's telling you, oh, that was an inspiring speech is an imbecile.
	I mean, especially compared to the other people, frankly, that we saw tonight, Josh Shapiro, among others.
	Well yeah, he does.
	We were talking about how he talks like Jewish Barack Obama, so he's obviously been coached.
	But I will say this, even though Josh Shapiro was a better speaker, you know, we have a live, it's a two-night event, the live fact-checking.
	There was nothing to fact-check.
	There's more to it, I think.
	There's nothing.
	They've proposed nothing as far as policies.
	It was a pep rally.
	It's all it was.
	It's all energy and positive.
	This is still a honeymoon.
	Everybody's complicating everything.
	This is still a honeymoon.
	I don't believe in those polls anyways, but if they are real, it's just a little bump from this.
	And you guys said, what was the thing you referenced?
	The poly market?
	You're a betting man.
	Did you see the poly market flip in the last week?
	Yeah, Trump's now up 7, or he was, like, right when I sat down to talk to you guys.
	53, 46.
	I jotted down 7%.
	He was down 10.
	So this is a 17-point swing.
	I actually think this RFK Jr.
	story, if it's sure to endorse Trump, I think it's going to steal all the momentum away from the Democrats this week.
	It's brilliant.
	I don't know how long they've had it planned.
	But I like looking at gambling markets because I'd rather see where people are putting their money as opposed to what people are saying because people lie on television as you guys know all the time.
	And so show me where the money's going.
	And the money's pouring in on Trump over the last basically four or five days.
	And by the way, that's unheard of, because you always get a convention bounce.
	We talked about that earlier.
	The last person who didn't get a bounce was John Kerry, and he's basically the Democrats' Mitt Romney.
	No one liked him.
	They cancel out.
	But he didn't lose momentum.
	This convention has actually lost them momentum.
	Think about that, because everyone thought, okay, she'll announce her VP pick, you'll have the convention, there'll be some momentum, the honeymoon phase will come, and then she'll have to answer for her policies.
	The fact that she hasn't answered at all And people are realizing it, that she hasn't given a press conference, that she hasn't given an actual sit-down interview.
	It's playing against her so badly now because of, and this is why Big Tech wants a stranglehold, because people are aware of it.
	Even people who may be undecided say, okay, come on now, you do have to start, you do have to actually start speaking to people.
	So she's actually lost momentum, not gained it with a convention, which is kind of a miracle.
	And it all started with that economic speech.
	I heard you guys talking about it.
	I mean, you're talking about capital gains tax going to nearly 45%, the unrealized capital gains tax, which is absolutely insane, the price controls, even the Washington Post came out.
	I think that's where the momentum really started to fade.
	And look, I think what we're going to find out, I think I told you guys this a couple of weeks ago, To me, I come back, and this is the football guy in me, and I know we just heard from Tim Wall's assistant football coach that they're trying to turn into Bill Belichick or Nick Saban.
	Look, people in Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin, the Big Ten states in general, they're not voting for Kamala Harris over Donald Trump.
	I'm talking about high school graduates, blue-collar workers, Ultimately, they're gonna look at this and say no one of my
	favorite stats Pennsylvania's the third most rural state in the United
	States. Most people don't think about it. There's Philly.
	There's Pittsburgh And then there's a lot of Alabama. Oh, yeah
	Amy, I think that Trump's gonna win Pennsylvania that he's gonna win, Georgia. I think he's gonna win, North Carolina
	That's all he needs to do to win in 2024, irrespective of what happens in Nevada, what happens in Arizona.
	The other thing I'll say is, this is strange, the timing, to me.
	I mean, we're talking to you guys, it's late at night, it's midnight on the East Coast now.
	Why in the world, if you're trying to appeal to Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Georgia, among others, do you not have your guys coming out to speak, your primo speakers, until after 11 on the East Coast?
	Most people with kids, most people with real jobs, they've gone to bed and they're not paying attention.
	You're not really persuading anybody.
	It's very strange to me.
	This is a real job, but your point remains.
	Yeah.
	And by the way, hey, thanks for staying up late with us here, but just a new thing from Newsweek, obviously a left-leaning Kamala Harris not leading in a single battleground state in a new poll just out.
	That's huge because the polling has, it's been a little bit kind of hit and miss for Republicans.
	Well, what are you doing polling people?
	Mind your own damn business!
	Apparently we need to mind our own damn business and not take any polls.
	That's pretty bad, obviously, but we're looking at polymarket and that's an interesting thing.
	We'll see how the polls go.
	You had some interesting words about Pete Buttigieg.
	What were you saying?
	Somebody needs to talk to this dude.
	I don't think he's got a lot of skills for other jobs.
	I know he's moved to Michigan.
	He's not the mayor of South Bend, Indiana anymore.
	Somebody just said, like, I'll do it.
	I'll go out to dinner with him if he wants me to and just stick it right in his face and tell him, take a break from chest feeding.
	And I'll tell him, I'll tell him, I'll say, Mayor Pete, you have no chance to be elected as a Democrat in any, in either of our lives or around the same age.
	Black guys are not voting for a gay white guy.
	And I love how they won't admit it.
	Like, they're like, man, he does really well in Iowa.
	He does really well in New Hampshire.
	But then he doesn't really connect that well with people in the South.
	This is where I live, alright?
	I know Southerners well.
	Black guys aren't voting for a gay white dude.
	And nobody will say it on television.
	They always talk around it.
	He just doesn't have the same appeal when he gets into the Southern states and the Democrat electorate.
	I'm like, yeah, black guys aren't voting for him.
	They're not showing up.
	It's never gonna happen for him.
	Like, he's not gonna make it happen.
	Give it up!
	Maybe.
	I actually think he would have a better chance of winning as a Republican.
	Maybe 20 years from now he flips and runs as a Republican.
	Because I think Republicans would actually be more likely to vote for a gay white guy, ironically enough.
	You're absolutely right.
	Black guys won't vote for him because he's gay, and Latinos won't vote for him because of three months paternity leave.
	If they took paternity leave every time they had a kid, they'd never work.
	Clay, if you can hold with us, J.D.
	Vance is talking on CNN.
	You should be able to hear our feed.
	Let's hear what he has to say here.
	policies. They're going to lower the cost of housing, lower the cost of food, secure
	the southern border, and raise wages for the middle class.
	And Kamala Harris really can't run on accomplishing that because her policies
	have in fact caused a lot of the problems and a lot of the suffering that we
	see in our country. So what you see from the Democrats is instead this argument
	that if you want to vote for Donald Trump because you want to change the
	direction of this country, you're somehow a bad person. And I really think
	that that dark message really doesn't gel at all with the idea that somehow the
	Democrats are the joyful party. There's a lot of attacks on Donald Trump, a
	lot of criticisms of what he's done and what he said, not a whole lot of positive
	vision for how Kamala Harris is going to fix the problems that plague the country.
	There's also been some criticisms of you, Transportation Secretary Chief Buttigieg,
	this evening, spoke tonight. He took aim at one of your past comments
	from 2021 that Americans that don't have children have no physical commitment to the
	future of this country. I want you to take a listen and get your reaction.
	You know, Senator, when I deployed to Afghanistan, I didn't have kids then.
	Many of the men and women who went outside the wire with me didn't have kids either, but let me tell you, our commitment to the future of this country was pretty damn physical.
	Watch JD Vance, I guarantee he's gonna knock this out of the park.
	Who is?
	What's your response?
	Jake.
	Well my response Jake is that Pete Buttigieg has taken a sarcastic remark that I made three years ago
	and turned it into something to distract from the fact that his leadership has seen
	higher transportation costs, higher fuel costs, and higher...
	food prices for American citizens all over our country.
	These guys act so focused on a sarcastic quip that I made that they ignore the fact that
	under Kamala Harris' leadership, Americans can't afford the basic necessities of a good
	life in this country.
	And so I appreciate that Pete Buttigieg pretends to be offended by what I said.
	I think Pete should be offended by the fact that under his leadership as Secretary of Transportation, the government took in $8 billion to build seven electric vehicle charging facilities at a time when Americans are paying 45% more for the gas that transports them to work.
	That's what we should be focused on and that's what we should be talking about.
	And it illustrates, Jake, my entire criticism of the Democratic approach here is...
	I can't wait to see what Jake Tapper says after he was just passed over and spread.
	The real record is that Kamala Harris has made this country poorer, Donald Trump made
	the middle class richer, and he caused a lot of peace and prosperity to break out in this
	country and all over the world.
	It's a very simple contrast and I wish the Democrats would focus on the issues.
	There was another comment about you I wanted to get a reaction to.
	That was a 465 foot home run.
	Velocity off the bat, 113.
	That was a fastball down the middle.
	He got all of it.
	By the way, J.D.
	Velocity off the bat, 113.
	Yeah.
	Get it.
	Of the Green Monster?
	Yes.
	Thank you.
	That was a fastball down the middle.
	He got all of it.
	And by the way, JD Vance, do you understand why there was a...
	This guy looks like he just saw a shadow.
	It's going to be six more weeks of winter.
	...job opening for Running Mate on the TRB ticket?
	I like them better with the bandana.
	You're trying to kill your predecessor.
	Thank you.
	What?
	Do you have any reservations at all taking the ticket, taking the opportunity to serve as a vice presidential nominee, given what happened to Vice President Pence on January 6th?
	That's not the question!
	No, not at all, Jake.
	And look, I can't help but laugh at what Jamie Raskin said.
	These are people who somehow always make themselves the victims.
	Jamie Raskin should be much more worried about the fact that there are a lot of Americans that can't afford to buy groceries, that can't afford to put their children in a nice home.
	By the way, fact check, bring up the noose that they had on January 6th of Mike Pence.
	You couldn't hang the leader of the Lollipop Guild.
	American politics in 2024 who's whining about what happened to them instead of using their
	leadership and using their influence to make the lives of American citizens better.
	I have no reservations about taking this job because I know that if we make Donald J. Trump
	president of the United States, he's going to deliver rising wages, lower prices, and
	a secure border.
	That is all worth it for me, whatever the media or Jamie Raskin says about me.
	I want to play some of what Governor Walz said.
	Clay, I know it's late for you, so there you go.
	There's the noose that we're going to hang Mike Pence with.
	It has a 5'2 Abercrombie model standing right behind it.
	Clay, here's my takeaway from this.
	They hide Kamala Harris from the media because they are terrified of what will happen.
	And they try to hide J.D.
	Vance from the American public because they are terrified of what will happen.
	Your ball, to use a Tim Walz analogy.
	Look, J.D.
	Vance is a political thoroughbred.
	You guys played the answers.
	I mean, he's killing Jake Tapper on his own show right now on CNN.
	But I also think this is emblematic of what's going on larger scale.
	I'm sure you guys saw the Theo Vaughn interview that Trump did.
	where he's talking about alcoholism and how do you deal with it.
	Trump is talking to everybody on every level, YouTube bloggers, whether it's
	like, who's the Aiden Ross guy that my kids like, I mean, it really is wild how
	he'll go answer questions from anyone, anywhere.
	JD Vance is going into the lion's den on CNN right now, taking questions on a regular basis.
	To you guys' point, we know exactly where they stand on a policy perspective.
	You may not agree with it, But you have a definite idea of what they would do if they came into office.
	All Kamala Harris has done so far is say that everything that she previously endorsed, she no longer is in favor of.
	And they just kind of try to get by on bland generalities with the exception of that economic speech she gave last week.
	Which blew up in her face to such a disaster.
	I mean, the part where I couldn't believe some of the stuff they said when she was saying, hey, the cost of meat and bread is up 50% since COVID.
	It's like you're making an advertisement for Trump.
	People can't afford down payments on homes.
	I mean, to me, again, economy, border, crime.
	Trump hits those and keeps hammering.
	J.D.
	Vance does.
	He's going to win, and I don't think it's going to be particularly close.
	It's very interesting that you bring up her kind of pseudo speech on the economy.
	I've always had people say this, and these are often people who don't enter the arena, where they'll say, you know what?
	The fear of the unknown is way worse.
	Get it over with.
	I used to have people say that.
	And then I broke my femur and separated my kneecap.
	And I thought, oh, this is what I was afraid of.
	It's way worse.
	The known is way worse than the unknown.
	And I think Kamala Harris, they're going, you know, maybe get it over with.
	The fear of this happening, the fear of this public speaking, the fear of proposing policy, once you get it, rip off the Band-Aid.
	It's the fear of the unknown that's worse.
	She did it and she went, oh, no, no, no, no.
	That's way worse.
	That hurt way worse than saying nothing.
	Yeah, and look, we also know that the media is rigged in her favor.
	So the fact that she can only do one sit-down interview in August, the fact that she can't do a press conference, that she can't just stand there and take questions left and right, I think it's resonating with people that you can't run an entire campaign on vibes.
	And ultimately, I think What's going to happen down the line is people are going to start to realize what I just told you.
	Wait a minute.
	This is a Midwest election.
	And the reason Joe Biden was able to make the Midwest competitive was because he's an old, unthreatening white guy to a lot of blue-collar white voters.
	That worked.
	We know it's BS.
	We know the idea that Scranton Joe, a union guy like Grandpa Joe sitting around the kitchen table, we know how untrue that actually is.
	But it worked with low information voters when they were able to hide him in the basement.
	I don't think Kamala works that same way.
	I just don't think she has the legacy.
	I don't think she has the political skill.
	I don't think she makes people think about their grandpa or their grandma in an unthreatening way like worked in some capacity in the Midwest for Biden.
	And that's what this race is going to be.
	Unless she's performing fellatio on them.
	Clay, where's the best place for people to find you?
	And we'll have to get you out in studio here sometime soon, but let people know.
	I thought you were going to say where's the best place for fellatio.
	I've been married 20 years, I've got no idea.
	In that case, it's nowhere.
	Amen.
	You can find me on Twitter at Clay Travis.
	You can also find me every day with Buck Sexton 12 to 3 Eastern.
	I think we're on 500 stations.
	And by the way, if you are a sports fan and you think the world has gone insane, check out Outkick.
	I think you'll be entertained.
	Outkick.com is the site and we still have a lot of fun there even though the world's crazy.
	Yes, and to be fair, again, Clay and Buck, both good.
	Clay's probably the better.
	But Buck is still good.
	He has a sweet Tecmo Bowl pull.
	Exactly.
	So, Clay Travis, thank you so much for taking the time, brother.
	We appreciate it.
	Go get some sleep.
	Y'all keep up the good work.
	Have fun tomorrow.
	Hopefully you get some fact checks to actually do fact checks on.
	I doubt it.
	it. Clay Travis, everybody.
	Interesting point here.
	Bring up that overlay on the media honeymoon for Kamala Harris right now.
	89% negative Trump coverage, 84% positive Harris coverage right now.
	We used to talk about this when Donald Trump would get negative coverage and he had far, like, higher negative coverage.
	We didn't have the comparison of positive to his opponent to run.
	They couldn't do that with Biden, by the way.
	They tried for a long time.
	But with Biden, it was so undeniable that they had to go away from it.
	But right now, Even with that, these polls are shifting?
	Is that legacy media?
	I don't know what they're including, but I'll tell you this.
	They lie until they realize that people aren't believing it, and then they cheat.
	That's the simple left playbook.
	Lie until the lies don't work, then cheat.
	That's what they did with Biden, replacing him with Kamala.
	That's what they did with Biden going into the election.
	Lie, lie, lie, lie.
	COVID, remember, can't give an interview in the basement, and then cheat.
	That's what I'm telling you is going to happen in this election.
	It's a lie, lie, lie, lie, lie about Kamala Harris.
	And when it doesn't work anymore, they're going to cheat.
	Mark my words.
	I don't know if we have that supercut here of Donald Trump.
	Guys, I know it's a super long speech, but just get me what we have so we can compare tonight the complete lack of policies that people have heard in comparison to Donald Trump's speech that they called meandering and bumbling.
	Let's go to CNN really quickly.
	And again, if you guys want to go see the funniest man alive, Nick DiPaolo is going to be in Utah September 27th.
	NickDip.com for all of his tour dates.
	Wise guys.
	Jordan's Landing.
	Yeah, we do have the supercut, by the way.
	All right, okay.
	Let's hear CNN really quickly, and then we'll do the supercut, and then we'll go to Mug Club, which you can join for $15 off.
	Otherwise, none of this happens.
	You see that positive media coverage of Kamala and the negative coverage of Donald Trump?
	There are very few places out there that have as big of a megaphone and platform.
	This is one of them to help correct that wrong.
	CNN.
	R.F.K.
	Jr.' 's father, Robert F. Kennedy, was probably much more in line with the Democratic Party of today.
	I think that's a complete myth that suddenly R.F.K.
	Jr., just because he has the name, represents the party.
	He's running a campaign that is largely about giving people another option that is not the two major parties, and he's running on all kinds of other He's a conspiracy theorist.
	Speaking of conspiracies, I do think that your question to JD Vance about They're not.
	Kamala Harris and Tim Walz being the legitimate Democratic nominees is going to be something
	that we're going to look back on because we are listening to Donald Trump more and more
	talking about a coup and talking about what went on that got Kamala Harris to the top
	of the ticket.
	The man who is president said he was forced out!
	On Monday?
	On Monday!
	Just ahead, how many people are voting for Kamala Harris?
	Minnesota delegates reacted to their governor's decision.
	So bring down CNN for a second. I don't know if this is true but I heard that there were
	certain words out of the speech that was on the prompter that he left out.
	And one of those segments had something to do with him being forced out saying he wasn't.
	I would love for research to see if that's actually true or not
	because somebody on the floor basically reported like hey I saw like just like me when I was down
	there I was like look 50 percent of this speech for Donald Trump was off script.
	They paused the teleprompter.
	He talked for 10 minutes.
	You were there.
	Right?
	I think somebody did the same thing for Joe Biden and saw parts that he skipped.
	I don't know if that's 100% true.
	I don't want to spread a rumor, but it wouldn't, it wouldn't surprise me if Biden was like, I'm not going to say that.
	Right.
	There's no way I'm going to say you didn't force me out.
	You literally came and said the money will dry up.
	You don't like big donors controlling elections?
	The money will dry up if you stay in this race.
	What have you seen on the Republican side that's even close to something like that?
	They haven't even tried to force RFK off the ticket.
	The Democrats have.
	That's true.
	I would like to believe you about the teleprompter and Joe just skipping those parts.
	Yeah.
	He doesn't have the He's not sharp enough to do that.
	I guarantee you, he hates these people so much that he slept for three days to be prepared to go on at midnight eastern time on frickin' Monday night.
	It's supposed to be his swan song and he's like, I'm skipping those two parts of this speech.
	Son of a gun.
	I'm not here, loser.
	I'm not here, loser, and you're a sucker.
	Sucker, loser, sucker.
	So, look, we're going to go to Mug Club here and take some chat, but before that, think of what you just heard tonight.
	Think of Tim Walz's speech, and by the way, we could compare it to J.D.
	Vance, of course, but I do think it's apt to compare it to Donald Trump because they accused Donald Trump, since he gave such a long speech, of being meandering, of being meaningless, of being negative.
	Donald Trump's speech, and just like Clay Travis said right now, you may, even if you don't like it, At least you know where the guy stands.
	And when people talk, hey, let's distill this for a second.
	Masculinity.
	And I don't mean red pill versus feminist and toxic masculinity versus soft masculinity.
	I mean, masculinity.
	Can you be a man?
	Let's compare J.D.
	Walls and J.D.
	Sorry, J.D.
	Walls.
	Let's compare Tim Walz and J.D.
	Vance.
	Donald Trump.
	Can you actually be a man if nobody knows where you stand?
	Isn't that kind of one of the first prerequisites is, hey, I don't agree with you, or maybe I don't even like you, but at least I know where you line up.
	I don't believe that it's possible to be a grown man, to be a real man, if people have no idea what your beliefs, what your values actually are.
	So everything you heard tonight from every single person, and that's not hyperbole, The lack, I don't even want to say lack of substance, the lack of anything meaningful probably made my fever jump to 103.
	It was already pretty bad before tonight.
	But let's give you a direct comparison between that and Donald Trump's speech.
	See if you can spot the clear policy delineations and then we'll see you on Mug Club.
	At the center of our plan for economic relief are massive tax cuts for workers that Include something else that's turned out to be very popular actually.
	Here it's very popular.
	This building and all those hotels that I saw that are so nice.
	I'm staying in a nice one.
	It's called no tax on tips.
	No tax on tips.
	No tax on tips.
	Union and non-union should be voting for Donald Trump because we're going to bring back car manufacturing and we're going to bring it back fast.
	They're building some of the largest auto plants anywhere in the world.
	Think of it.
	In the world.
	We're going to bring it back.
	We're going to make them.
	We don't mind that.
	We don't mind that happening.
	But those plants are going to be built in the United States and our people are going to man those plants.
	And if they don't agree with us, we'll put a tariff of Approximately 100 to 200 percent on each car, and they will be unsellable in the United States.
	At the heart of the Republican platform is our pledge to end this border nightmare and
	fully restore the sacred and sovereign borders of the United States of America.
	And we're going to do that on day one.
	That means two things on day one, right?
	Drill, baby, drill, and close our borders.
	The years of war, weakness, and chaos will be over.
	I don't have wars.
	I had no wars other than ISIS, which I defeated, but that was a war that was started.
	We had no wars.
	I could stop wars with a telephone call.
	I could stop wars with just a telephone call.
	If properly stated, it would never start.
	We will replenish our military and build an Iron Dome missile defense system to ensure that no enemy can strike our homeland.
	And this great Iron Dome will be built entirely in the USA.

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