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June 28, 2024 - Louder with Crowder

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	You often hear that this is the most important election in our lifetime.
	you you
	You know, we had the election stream in 2016.
	2020, the midterm, we were removed from YouTube.
	And it's fun!
	We get to share that with you.
	This is a little bit different.
	This is big stuff!
	We have a Nick DiPaolo YouTube dump artist.
	Okay, and we all know of YouTube.
	It's not me, it's YouTube.
	That wasn't a suggestion.
	Hi, Steven.
	Yes, hi.
	You get to watch these debates.
	And we get to live fact check them.
	And it's something that we'd really love to do.
	Every now and then, you have to make corrections based on the world that you live in.
	Especially, this has expanded, where Mug Club Undercover, right?
	We have a network now.
	Between now and November 2024, things are going to be changing here.
	Let me put it this way.
	There were some things that had taken place in the last election that we were not able to fact check effectively in real time.
	We weren't able to call BS in real time because we didn't have the tools available to us.
	No one did.
	That's one thing where you have to give them credit.
	Legacy Media has kind of had a stranglehold on that.
	And that's what's going to be changing.
	Don't ever use the word smart with me.
	And so for the first time as we go into this, we are going to be active.
	I want you to lay out exactly what we plan on doing on election night 2024 and what we're going to be launching here tonight.
	We're going to have boots on the ground.
	We are building an infrastructure here to have people on the ground, to have journalists.
	I know you won't put that on air.
	No, we will.
	You're on live right now.
	We are going to have a map that you can check in real time.
	You'll be able to go in real time to this electoral map so you can see the coverage of what is going on.
	And you can drop a pin with something that you've seen.
	And then we are going to verify it and whatever is verified as, of course, legitimate will be brought live to everyone here on air.
	And you will be able to take part on the night of to ensure that nothing happens in darkness.
	As the media try to silence it, they have to silence you.
	They will be following your lead because you don't.
	We need you.
	And this is, without a doubt, the most important election of our lifetime.
	The most important election of our lifetime.
	My club, run the high, call me on the keys. My club, dub the bike, set the beats high.
	My club.
	I'm seeing something 1,900 yards out.
	You can't even see that far out.
	Hold your fire.
	You've exposed us all.
	He's right, Legend.
	No bueno.
	Correction, that's 2,100 yards out.
	That's almost a mile.
	That's an impossible shot.
	Wait, you're set to kilometers or...?
	F***ing metric system.
	This is America.
	Well, it's Iraq, but... Shut up.
	Eyes on target.
	This is Legend Base.
	I got eye on target.
	Initiate QRF.
	Over.
	Copy that ET on quick reaction forces, 20 minutes out.
	Here it is.
	It's broadcasting clear as day.
	That algorithm is coursing through that screen right now.
	It's Big Tech, there's no doubt about it.
	Are you sure?
	Can you confirm it's Big Tech?
	Oh, I'm sure.
	Nowhere in the natural world does a playlist include Wolf Blitzer, Jake Tapper, and...
	...
	It's always d***.
	I'm looking at a magnified bed sheet with two queers playing d*** or dildo as though there's any kind of suspense.
	Quick reaction force is 20 minutes out.
	You stand the f*** down.
	I'm also identifying that this is in fact not age-restricted.
	Can confirm two d***s, no dildos.
	Kid-friendly on YouTube.
	Why don't you quit touching yourself and take the shot?
	Aim small, miss small.
	Do it for Mug Club.
	You just f*ed this legend, you son of a b**.
	You just f*ed this legend, you son of a b**.
	I'm sorry.
	Did I?
	Change anything.
	Alright, it is that time of year, well not time of year, time every four years.
	It is the mega debate stream, bring it on up, Toolman, so people can see in that lower third.
	We're using the hashtag CrowderDebateNight tonight, and by the way, we are going to be providing a Mug Club discount because this is a lead-in, guys, to election.
	And I'm going to preface this with what CNN is doing tonight.
	So we rely on you and the Mug Club Army to get this out there.
	The stream may be removed.
	This is the first step as we move to the election.
	And we won't be relying on CNN.
	We won't be relying on Fox News.
	We are going to have our team on the ground.
	We'll show you all of that a little bit later.
	But the promo code is actually TRUMP24.
	It's TRUMP24 and you get $24 off.
	We are going to have a live fact check tonight.
	We have Alex Jones on as a guest, and of course, let me introduce right now the live drinking game rules.
	Bring them up!
	You can play along anytime tonight.
	You will take a drink when Biden has a Biden moment.
	When Trump has a thug life moment.
	Commonly referred to as a Trump moment.
	When the moderator cuts Trump off.
	Have a drink if Biden ever brings up President Trump's felonies.
	If Trump references Hunter Biden.
	Dear God, I hope so.
	Finish your drink if Biden at any point freezes or becomes uncomfortable.
	And you also finish your drink anytime Biden poops.
	Or falls down.
	Poops will be a judgment call.
	So it's going to be a busy night.
	We have some major announcements coming up here later, too, but all the references are going to be available.
	We'll be live fact-checking this all night.
	I just saw Gerald's light change.
	Captain Morgan, number two, CEO, how are you?
	I am doing well.
	I am pumped.
	This is it.
	I feel like I could run through a wall, but I probably shouldn't do that because it's a studio.
	You probably shouldn't.
	It's probably not bad.
	How are you?
	That's good advice for the Kool-Aid man and nobody else.
	Why can he be the only one cool?
	How are you doing?
	I'm doing alright!
	I wanna know!
	I felt really good at run through and then that always makes me nervous because it's like, oh no, I've peaked.
	And then I insulted you.
	Like a Mr. Olympia who looks great in the pre-show, but then he has a little too much salt.
	Or he didn't get on his knees for Joe Weider in time.
	Oh, jeez.
	Oh, for the love of... Oh, jeez.
	And when you hear that voice, you know who it is.
	It's the funniest man alive.
	You can actually go, I wanna make sure I get this right, go see him August 10th.
	At the Gas South in Duluth, Georgia.
	Gas South.
	Duluth, Georgia.
	NickDip.com for all his dates.
	How are you, Nick?
	Good.
	How you doing, Stephen?
	Thanks for having me.
	Nice chairs.
	You don't like them?
	No, I was being serious.
	Oh, I didn't know.
	You have an acid tongue.
	Yes, I do.
	That's why you got me.
	I'm excited about tonight.
	A dead guy and a live guy debating.
	Yes, it's going to be a lot of fun.
	People used to make the weekend at Bernie's jokes about Hillary because she was basically dead, but we actually have that here tonight.
	There's a good chance that he does die.
	There's got to be a line on it somewhere.
	Yeah, there's got to be Vegas time.
	Oh, there is!
	Somebody get it.
	So, uh... All we're on is 20 minutes.
	And we're going to, look, we're going to give you the keys to victory here, a breakdown of what we anticipate tonight.
	We're going to show you who these moderators are, where their biases lie.
	We're going to show you an electoral map.
	We're going to show you some interesting polling data, and you can anticipate them pulling out all the stops.
	Let me start with this one.
	CNN is actually planning on shutting this stream down tonight.
	If it doesn't happen, it's only because there are so many of you that they are scared.
	CNN reached out to YouTube, and for the very first time, we've been with you the last two presidential cycles, right?
	Since 2016, we have streamed these, we have live fact-checked, we know that it's fair use.
	CNN told YouTube that they're going to take down anyone who is live fact-checking their stream, whether it's fair use or not.
	So, that could happen tonight, which means if at some point... Do we have the YouTube dump button?
	Is that what we're doing?
	I do, I got it.
	Oh, at some point you may see this.
	There you go.
	And let me be clear about this.
	There's a reason they're doing this, okay?
	And it's not because we get more than their stream, or the same thing with ABC and the Oscars.
	This all started after we announced the election of the century.
	The election livestream of the century coming up, obviously, November 5th, 2024.
	And we've invested millions of dollars into infrastructure, to be clear.
	We have boots on the ground.
	We have our own data analysts, and we have our own news wires so that we can call states.
	We're not going to be calling Arizona with 10% of the vote in.
	Sorry, Brett Baer!
	It's like Curious George if it was a photo negative.
	One of the white apes from Congo.
	So we're actually going to have boots on the ground.
	We're going to have real-time data and something we want to show you as well.
	None of this happens without you.
	We're pretty close to our funding goal.
	It's entirely through you, Mug Club.
	Use the promo code TRUMP24.
	You get $24 off.
	We're going to have the live election integrity map.
	The live or electoral integrity map.
	I don't know.
	We haven't settled on a title.
	But you'll actually be able to play around with the map, look at the electoral votes, see states as we call them, as well as any funny business that's going on.
	Anything fishy, you are going to have a live cursor, live icon.
	You can report it, and we are going to have our own boots on the ground to go there and investigate it.
	There will not be Bristol boards boarding up the precinct in Detroit.
	There will not be a pipe bursting that they say did not burst later on when they bring out pelican cases full of ballots.
	That's not going to happen.
	It will not happen in darkness.
	This will be the best stream on earth, election night, and that includes these pricks here at CNN.
	That's why they're removing these streams.
	This is the first of many.
	We don't know if we'll be on YouTube here tonight.
	Head on over to Rumble.
	Show them that electoral integrity map.
	that we have it so they can kind of see what they're looking at election night.
	So all that and more.
	Election 2024.
	It's the election of the century.
	It will be the rumble on rumble.
	We expect to be removed at some point between now and then.
	And you know what?
	Look, tonight, President Trump is walking into a trap.
	He's walking into a trap.
	But guess what?
	If you know you're walking into a trap and you blow it up anyway, it's still a win.
	That's what's going to happen.
	Absolutely.
	And I think that's exactly what he is going to do tonight.
	I want to get to predictions in a minute, but I am excited for what he's going to do.
	I think he's going to just blow Joe Biden away.
	And literally, maybe Joe Biden will just fall over.
	Why are you talking so low?
	I can barely hear you.
	Really?
	You usually have headphones on, that's why.
	That's probably what it is, yeah.
	You're used to hearing me.
	Turn your headphones down.
	No, I'm not going to turn my own headphones down!
	Well, you're talking like a gay!
	I'm not talking like a gay!
	Well, isn't he talking a little bit?
	He's talking like he's working at Smooth 107 Jazz.
	What are you, an NPR host?
	Yes, they're an NPR host.
	So they've changed the rules tonight, right, and this is a big thing because CNN has, this is not actually taking place under the official commission of the election, the Presidential Election Commission.
	What is actually happening, oh thanks, thanks for bringing that in, Kyla, we appreciate it, the top sheet.
	They are not going to be actually hosting this with a live audience.
	They are changing the rules.
	The moderators have more control.
	They're going to actually be able to cut off their microphones.
	There was even the proposal that they sit down because that's a lot easier for Joe Biden.
	So before we go into how I think this plays out and who these moderators are, they're going to be pulling out all the stops because there is almost no path for former Vice President Joe Biden to win.
	Let's see CNN, in their own words, explain to you the rules for tonight.
	A reminder, this is a television studio.
	There's no audience.
	Candidates will have two minutes to answer questions and one minute for responses and rebuttals.
	At the moderator's discretion, there may be an additional minute for follow-ups, clarifications, or responses.
	So how does a candidate know how much time is left to speak?
	Attached to the cameras in the studio and in the candidate's field of view are the timing lights.
	When the lights show yellow, there are 15 seconds left in a candidate's answer or response.
	When the lights flash red, there are 5 seconds left.
	And when the display is solid red, the time is up.
	At that point, the candidate's microphone will be turned off, and the other candidate will have their microphone turned on.
	My colleague, Victor Blackwell, has more on that.
	Thank you, Phil.
	If we go behind the podiums, you can see two green lights.
	When they're on, they signal to the candidate his microphone is on.
	When the green lights are off, they signal to the candidate his microphone is off.
	They have the same lighting system as Chuckle Hut.
	Ah, you're going long!
	This light will be green and then we'll go to red.
	You'll notice it goes red for Mr. Trump quite a bit faster.
	I'm sorry that this looks like an episode of Spy vs. Spy, but we're bridging the racial divide with nobody.
	You guys didn't think of a clock?
	You could just put a countdown on there?
	You had to put a blinking light?
	They couldn't spring for a clock?
	They got enough control over this thing.
	It's creeping me out already.
	Well, that's why they want to have more control over the other streams out there.
	Yes.
	And you know what?
	What's the question?
	How do you think this goes?
	I think that, look, Donald Trump here tonight, people are saying he needs to be more disciplined.
	He doesn't need to be subdued.
	Not subdued, no.
	He needs to be aggressive, but disciplined.
	Have you guys ever heard of George St.
	Pierre?
	He was a fighter.
	His nickname was Rush.
	He was nicknamed Rush when he was young because he would rush in.
	And it was very entertaining, but he lost a fight.
	He left, he came back, and he was more disciplined.
	He was still very aggressive.
	He retired with no unavenged losses.
	He was still moving forward.
	He was still in your face.
	He just made sure to pick his moments and not waste energy.
	Tonight, Donald Trump, if he does this, he will win.
	He needs to parry.
	There are going to be attacks about his convictions.
	He needs to swat that out of the way like it's nothing.
	Swat it out of the way like it doesn't bother him.
	Right away go on the counterattack.
	Put it back in Biden's court and contrast.
	You have eight years of Obama.
	You have three years of Trump.
	Covid year doesn't count.
	We call that the ungraceful year.
	And then you have another three something odd years of Biden.
	The contrast couldn't be more clear.
	Bring it to that and then ask Joe a question.
	Every time Donald Trump asks Joe a question, he either has to answer or the moderators will have to protect them.
	So you don't have to answer that, Joe.
	No, please do.
	Please answer it, Joe.
	Anytime they say that's not true, if Donald Trump brings up Joe Biden's criminal dealings, and they say, well, that's not true, that's actually not confirmed, he should go, just like the Hunter Biden laptop story wasn't true, right?
	That wasn't true, Joe!
	That's not true!
	Go right to it, so he has no quarter.
	I hope that he does that.
	This is very, very winnable for Donald Trump, and if you look at the electoral map, My God, this is not like other elections.
	I'm sorry, Nick.
	I just got fired up.
	No, I was just thinking, for Trump, it's more beneficial.
	The more that Joe Biden talks, the better it is for Trump.
	He'll hang himself.
	Yes.
	He's going to mumble or freeze.
	Right.
	So it's a good thing you might have him drugged up a little bit.
	It might be.
	Let him yap away.
	I hope he did eight lines.
	Yeah, exactly.
	I hope he's hopped up on Adderall and Monsters so he runs home and cleans his apartment.
	I asked you guys this before we went on the air.
	I'm serious, but I really don't, I'm glad it's here, but I don't understand why Trump, he didn't have to do this.
	And if he wins tonight, they're going to go, you beat a guy with dementia.
	And if he loses, they're going to go, you lost to a guy with dementia.
	I don't understand the, help me out here.
	What's he gained from this?
	It's like the time I fought that girl at high school.
	I mean good contrast like, like Steven said the contrast thing.
	Yeah exactly.
	I think he, I don't think he had to do it but I think he wanted to get back in the arena
	and show people, cause he didn't do any of the primary debates, right?
	So he hasn't been on that stage since the last cycle.
	He's doing great, but at the same time, he wants to finish him.
	And I like the kind of killer instinct that he has.
	I want to get in the arena.
	I want to finish this.
	I'm not just going to ride whatever momentum I have right now, because that stuff can change.
	We all have seen that.
	He's going to go in there and finish this.
	I like that about him.
	There is some risk to it, but the risk is all controllable on his side.
	If he just stays disciplined, he'll be fine.
	You have to weigh the risk to reward.
	And really, the only reward that President Trump needs at this point, and if you look at the polls, it's pretty incredible.
	Every time I look at the polls of people under 30, that he's winning them, President Trump, by that much, I go, that can't be right.
	Then I go, oh, it's Newsweek, so it still may not be right, but I'll provide the reference for you, publicly available.
	There are some people who haven't been paying attention.
	They'll be paying attention tonight.
	They need to see who is actually master of their own domain.
	Speaking of which, let's bring up, Gerald, bring up the electoral map, and I'm going to read some polls here for you.
	Permission to take a drink?
	Yeah, absolutely.
	Drink away, sir.
	I'm sure they're saying that crap right now on CNN.
	Oh, right now they're promoting The Daily Show on CNN.
	Remember when they used to say that it wasn't real news?
	Now they're just open about their hackery?
	Bring up the electoral map.
	Alright, here we go.
	So guys, look at this.
	This is the guaranteed map.
	All I've left out is Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania.
	Virginia is a dead heat right now.
	So is Minnesota.
	Arizona and Nevada are not.
	And by the way, neither Michigan and Pennsylvania.
	Arizona, Donald Trump has not lost a poll in Arizona since April 2023, to be clear.
	So this is what you're starting off with.
	Donald Trump is starting off with, give or take a little bit, but pretty sure 251.
	Biden is starting off with 203.
	So let's change one thing here, guys.
	And this is what CNN knows tonight.
	We're going to get to why they're pulling out the stops and why they are now being open about their bullshit journalism hatchet jobs that they're pulling.
	They're not even trying to hide it anymore.
	Jake Tapper and Dana Bash?
	Come on.
	Okay.
	Arizona, let's take Arizona, give that to Donald Trump, okay?
	Let's give Arizona to Donald Trump.
	Again, he hasn't lost a poll since April 2023.
	Donald Trump is now at 262.
	Think about this.
	If Biden wins Virginia, okay?
	Let's put that in the Biden column.
	He wins Virginia, okay?
	He still has to run the board.
	Also as it relates to Nevada, where's the Nevada poll right here?
	Trump hasn't lost since October 2023.
	October 2023.
	Now this is why this is so important.
	If you actually look at Arizona, Biden was up 5 in 2020, now Trump is up 5.6.
	If you look at Nevada, Biden was up 6, now Trump is up 4.2.
	That's the kind of spread that you do not see Let's just leave Nevada blank.
	Okay?
	Let's leave Nevada blank.
	Now, we even go to Michigan.
	Let's go to Michigan here really quickly.
	Michigan, you have Trump up 0.3 percent, but he was down 8.4.
	He was down to Hillary, and he won Michigan.
	If you look at Pennsylvania, Trump hasn't lost since March at all.
	He's won almost all the polls.
	Biden was up 6.4.
	Trump is up 2.8.
	He's been consistently up in Pennsylvania.
	It seems very much like it's Donald Trump.
	But let's just give Biden, let's say he guaranteed gets, okay, we gave him Virginia.
	No wait, did you put, yeah, I'm sorry, I'm looking at North Carolina.
	Give him Minnesota.
	Let's give Biden Minnesota, okay?
	He's at 226.
	Let's give him Wisconsin.
	He's at 236.
	Let's give him Michigan.
	It's still not enough.
	Let's give him Nevada, which by the way, there's no chance he gets Nevada.
	It's still not enough.
	How about Crimea?
	If Biden would have to get given Pennsylvania, Okay.
	And it's still barely.
	It's 276.
	If you give one of those states, Michigan or Pennsylvania, or if you give them Wisconsin, by the way, and he has Nevada, there's too many paths for Donald Trump to win.
	And if you look at these polls, let's go to the actual likely scenario, if you're going to go based on the polls right now.
	Nevada, give it to Donald Trump.
	It's not even close.
	Let's switch that to Donald Trump.
	Okay.
	Pennsylvania, let's switch that to Donald Trump.
	It's not even close.
	Okay.
	Let's give Wisconsin to Biden.
	Let's just say he gets, let's just, and give Michigan to Donald Trump because right now he's been winning in all those polls.
	That's the very likely map that you're going to see with some variation there in the Midwest.
	Biden has to run the board and he can't.
	Remember last, and I say this by the way not so you go, okay it's a deadlock or become complacent.
	Here's the interesting part here.
	This is about voter turnout, right?
	Usually the voter turnout issue favors Democrats if they give you a sandwich, put you on a bus and call it ACORN as an organization, give you free shit and get you to vote.
	If you just get out there right now, right now, you get active, you start going door-to-door, you start canvassing, you do your part, guess what?
	In any one of these states, Donald Trump flips it, that's it.
	It's done.
	They know that, and that's why they're stacking the deck so hard against him.
	They talk about democracy at stake, they're trying to steal it from you.
	If the election is held today, Donald Trump wins, it's not even...
	Close.
	It's not even close.
	I cannot be clearer about that.
	They're going to try and make it about democracy at stake.
	Well, wait a second.
	You mean the guy who gave more presidential pardons than anyone surrounding his presidency?
	Do you mean the guy who would probably pardon your crackhead son?
	Do you mean the guy who never locked Hillary up for crying out loud?
	The guy who gave you more freedom of speech rights?
	The guy who granted you more?
	Well, not granted.
	You recognize your Second Amendment rights.
	You should admonish me because I misspoke there.
	No government can grant those rights.
	You have a guy who's prosecuted, who's persecuted more political opponents, Joe Biden, than any person, any president in our lifetime.
	Hoover should be so lucky!
	That's what we're actually dealing with tonight.
	And here's what's so interesting.
	These are the top issues of the election, okay?
	These are the top issues.
	Let's go to the interactive polls.
	It looks worse and worse and worse.
	The more information that comes out, Biden just wakes up going, shit!
	That's how he wakes up.
	From his pillow.
	There's no respite.
	There's no respite for the poor old bastard.
	Just, shit!
	That's how I imagine he wakes up.
	Well, yeah.
	Shits himself.
	So let me go to these polls here, the interactive polls that came from CNN, the most important issues, right, as people relate them.
	Okay.
	This is from Washington Post, and here's what's so interesting.
	The economy, right, is 92%.
	Okay, 92% said the economy.
	Threats to democracy in the United States, 85%.
	Crime, 82%.
	Immigration, 70%.
	And the interesting thing about those who say threats to democracy Is you would think, oh that's a Biden talking point.
	No, no.
	This is why this is so important tonight.
	Most people agree with you.
	They believe that Donald Trump is a better guard for democracy.
	That Joe Biden is a greater threat to our democracy.
	That's from this interactive poll from WAPO.
	So you look at these top four issues.
	The economy, threats to democracy, crime, immigration.
	Top four are all President Trump.
	Number five is racism.
	I don't know what the hell that means.
	What are you, pro-racist?
	Are you anti-racist?
	You're concerned that your neighbor's racist?
	Who gives a shit?
	They're tired of it.
	Yes!
	That's what I said!
	That's what they mean.
	I swear to God, we're at that point.
	I know they are, but I want to make sure, like, he is dominating in ways that we didn't think he would.
	Right.
	And issues that are important to the American people are not what Democrats are talking about right now.
	They're trying to put smokescreens out there about the economy working for everybody when it's obviously not, and they're putting abortion front and center.
	And those issues, the economy is important to people, but they trust Trump way more than they trust Joe Biden on that, and there is proof in the pudding there.
	Absolutely.
	Trump, what a sender.
	And you don't have to guess what he's going to do.
	He's already done it.
	You can just look at his record.
	Yeah.
	That's so unique right now.
	Trump should send Elvin Bragg a Whitman sampler.
	I don't know if we're still on YouTube, but I don't care at this point, because they can go screw themselves.
	Do the promo code TRUMP24 to get $24 off.
	Look, these are the moderators tonight.
	Remember when they tried to seem biased?
	Sorry, unbiased?
	They tried to hide their bias?
	Back then, CNN, like, they'd have Chris Wallace come out like anyone likes him.
	He's the kind of bastard who brings Zima, warm Zima, to a party, and you're just like, ah, Chris Wallace.
	Again.
	Megyn Kelly was considered, like, oh, that was a bit controversial because he said, blood leaking out of her wherever.
	Which, by the way, happens, most likely, if you understand biology, once a month.
	The point is, it's not that big of a deal.
	That's why I pull the lever with Trump.
	I couldn't believe he said that.
	I pulled up when he mocked the reporter in a wheelchair.
	Me too.
	And said, oh, I don't remember!
	That's really what I did.
	I was laying on the couch.
	I had one eye open.
	I go, is he just making fun of a handicapped reporter?
	Where do I pull the lever?
	I'm in.
	Somebody give me a ride to the... That's my guy.
	Give me Dominion.
	I'm switching some votes.
	So the moderators they have tonight are Jake Tapper.
	Delicious.
	And Dana Bash, okay?
	These are the Hacks to End All Hacks, and in case you thought, well maybe they'll do a fair job, the reason they're doing this tonight, remove streams that fact-check them.
	We will be fact-checking them.
	Make sure there's not a single moderator who could even provide something resembling an even playing field, but believe your lion eyes and your lion ears, here are the moderators to tonight's debate.
	That's not them.
	The dehumanizing rhetoric of Adolf Hitler is once again alive and well on a national political stage.
	Donald Trump is now the presumptive Republican nominee for president.
	Should Donald Trump receive intelligence briefings?
	That was the worst debate I have ever seen.
	In fact, it wasn't even a debate.
	It was a disgrace.
	Primarily because of President Trump.
	That was a sh** show.
	It's worth remembering that while we're sticking to the facts and telling you just what we know, President Trump apparently has no such constraints since he simply makes stuff up.
	The president paints a picture of democratic control of Congress that is as nonsensical as it is dystopian with a healthy wallop of racial division.
	Trump's claim about Biden orchestrating the trial is baseless.
	There's no evidence that Joe Biden was involved.
	There's no evidence, absolutely no evidence, that Biden himself was involved.
	Whatever this spectacle is that's unfolding before us, let's remember what this case is about.
	The folks in the control room, I don't need to see any more of that.
	He's trying to turn this, he's trying to turn it into a spectacle, into a campaign ad.
	That's enough of that.
	We've seen it already.
	I think the issue that Eric was expressing is the reluctance to criticize President Trump for specifically saying things like, very fine people were marching in that rally.
	Donald Trump incites a terrorist attack and they have a different standard.
	He went to that rally and called for and incited violence.
	There aren't even racist undertones or racist overtones.
	I mean, that's just the way it is.
	By scaring people, in some cases, frankly in most cases, unnecessarily so.
	Joe, can you get it out?
	Let's get the words out, Joe.
	You kind of feel bad for him.
	How do you think it makes little kids with stutters feel when they see you make a comment like that?
	Let's recognize this comment for what it is.
	A long-standing anti-Semitic trope that the true allegiance for Jews is to their religion rather than their country.
	Another shocker from Donald Trump showing nothing, not even one's faith, is off limits in 2024.
	It was used in Nazi Germany to justify the arrests, persecutions, and mass killings that attempted extermination of the Jewish people.
	And Trump has been pushing this trope for years.
	Apparently they've never heard of Jared Kushner.
	Exactly.
	That's all you gotta say.
	How lazy are they?
	Wait a second.
	They compare him to Hitler.
	Who's done more for Israel and by the way has received more anti-semitic hate than Donald Trump?
	I can't think of anybody.
	Certainly not Joe Biden.
	You think he's a huge fan of the Jews?
	He's just too lazy to utter the anti-semitic remarks because he can't muster the energy now.
	He's too busy hiding classified documents next to his gremlin.
	Pacer.
	Whatever the hell.
	I have no idea what kind of car he drives.
	It's safe in the garage.
	Don't worry.
	And, uh, by the way, right now, uh, it's just been brought to our attention that there's so many of you that, uh, the Rumble servers crashed.
	Uh, so, uh, that, that should be back up.
	You can go to YouTube and head on over to Rumble.
	Just please push it back out.
	Thank God it happened before the stream.
	And, uh, come back in, let your friends and family know we are going to be live fact-checking this.
	This is going to be the best spot here tonight.
	You want the information, you want to know how they're lying, when they're lying.
	We're going to call it every step of the way.
	But this is something that happened on CNN not too long ago today.
	Maybe a couple of hours.
	When people talk about illegal immigration, okay, this was a Biden surrogate, he said that people killed by illegal aliens, that it was nothing more than a bumper sticker slogan.
	This is what they think of you.
	Let's play it.
	We're all immigrants.
	I don't, I understand you don't want MI6 people and you don't want criminals coming in.
	Well, nobody's used to having 7 million people flood the southern border.
	That, I mean, we all have always had immigration in this country.
	We never had anything like what we have now.
	Nothing like this.
	This is much more complicated than a catchphrase or a bumper sticker.
	I don't think these people who lost their children are going to feel like it's a catchphrase or a bumper sticker, sir.
	Think about that.
	That is a Biden surrogate.
	Here's the thing.
	Maybe it would hold water if you're trying to say, oh, Donald Trump is using them as bumper sticker slogans.
	But he visits the families.
	Biden can't remember their names.
	They're so lazy, they don't realize they shouldn't say the quiet part out loud, a bumper sticker.
	Hey, people are being killed by illegal immigrants.
	And by the way, they make up 9% of the population, 27% of our federal prisons.
	We don't know the actual crime rates because you don't want to study them.
	But every single murder or rape that takes place at the hands of an illegal immigrant is one that never should have happened because you failed your job.
	Please talk about immigration tonight.
	Please talk about the economy tonight.
	Please, please do.
	I'm looking forward to it.
	And yesterday, Mayorkas said, it's the criminal he's to blame.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	It's just the criminal.
	Like it's in a vacuum or something.
	Oh, I thought he was blaming himself.
	I thought he was holding up a mirror.
	Yeah.
	We can only... Which Doug Burgum can't do because there's no reflection.
	But I like him.
	He's a nice guy.
	From Transylvania.
	Yes, exactly.
	We want to talk to this guy and be like, yeah, can we get the Count Dracula interview, please?
	When I have him on the show, I'm just gonna, you know, we'll just have a UV light just to see what happens.
	This isn't too gaudy, is it?
	By the way, we're 30 seconds away.
	Spotted owl nesting in his seconds.
	In his eyebrows.
	How's it starting now?
	Alright, it's about to start.
	Everybody, we are watching with you.
	It is the Crowder debate, is it debate night?
	Debate stream?
	Crowder debate night.
	$24 off.
	Crowder 24.
	We're gearing up for election.
	Trump 24.
	You're running?
	Son of a bitch.
	I just, there's so much that I have to hit.
	We also have a 7 plus 1.
	We also have Thomas Finnegan later, but let's hear them set this up.
	With.
	Their.
	Hackery.
	Georgia, a key battleground state in the race for the White House.
	In just moments, the current U.S. president will debate the former U.S. president as their
	party's presumptive nominee.
	Former vice president.
	How is this going to actually escape us?
	It's an arc in history.
	We want to welcome our viewers in the United States and around the world.
	Hopefully, we'll see some old black ladies in funny hats.
	Yes, belts.
	This is the CNN presidential debate.
	This debate is being produced by CNN and is coming to you live on CNN.
	CNN International, CNN.com, CNN Max and CNN Espanol.
	This is a pivotal moment between President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump.
	Get more Hispanics to vote for Trump.
	It's working wonders for you.
	Hey, I saw it on my sleep paralysis.
	It's a slender man.
	Good evening, I'm Dana Bash, anchor of CNN's Inside Politics.
	Dana Bash used to be married to a guy who's one of the 51 guys who signed that thing on the laptop that exists.
	Yeah, the Russia collusion hoax, I believe.
	And Tapper, the most punchable face.
	She looks like the news anchors in the original Batman who were using Brand X when the Joker poisoned the makeup supply.
	Come on, pull that up.
	I have yet to get one of your movie references.
	Age difference.
	It's a Jack Nicholson film, I thought you would know it.
	Michael Keys?
	The original Batman.
	Yeah, I don't read comics.
	Oh, wonderful.
	Any more control, moderators?
	Yeah, I don't read comics.
	That's a word.
	An additional minute for follow-up clarification or response is at the moderator's discretion.
	Oh! Wonderful.
	Any more control, moderators? Could you get any more control?
	At the moderator's discretion.
	Don't say it!
	...interrupt when his microphone is muted.
	He will be difficult to understand for viewers at home.
	At the end of the debate, each candidate will get two minutes for closing statements.
	There is no studio audience tonight.
	Pre-written notes, props, or contact with campaign staff... No props!
	No props!
	Shit, said Gallagher's brother.
	...invitation to debate both candidates... That show's gonna have the acorn stale-ups.
	Every time they muted him, he's... Oh, that's a bad walk.
	Oh, that's a bad start.
	Jesus!
	Oh my word!
	I'm not... I know.
	Is it just me?
	No, it was very stiff.
	Look, he doesn't... he does not know where he is.
	No, he doesn't.
	He's at the San Diego Zoo right now.
	Look at... Trump just took a dump.
	Gonna put this guy away.
	He's walking slowly and deliberately.
	Look how relaxed he is.
	Yeah.
	There's the first question answered.
	They are not shaking hands.
	Gentlemen, thank you all for being here.
	Let's begin the debate, and let's start with the issue that voters consistently say is their top concern, the economy.
	President Biden, inflation has slowed, but prices remain high.
	Since you took office, the price of essentials has increased.
	For example, a basket of groceries that cost $100 then now costs more than $120.
	And typical home prices have jumped more than 30%.
	The basket company's fault.
	What do you say to voters who feel they are worse off under your presidency than they were under President Trump?
	You're right.
	You ought to take a look at what I was left when I became president.
	Oh, shut up.
	Mr. Trump left me.
	We had an economy that was in free fall.
	The pandemic was so badly handled.
	Many people were dying.
	All he said was, it's not that serious.
	Just inject a little bleach into your arm.
	Sounds like he lost his voice.
	Oh my God!
	He said, just inject bleach into your arm?
	Okay.
	He's not going to last.
	His voice is already gone.
	It was terrible.
	Coleone.
	He sounds so bad.
	He sounds old.
	Cheerleader.
	No, you don't.
	Two-thirds of the total jobs were recovered during the pandemic, just to be clear.
	What, rumbles back up?
	The yelling for the whole last week?
	There's more to be done.
	Working class people are still in trouble.
	Cheerleader.
	I come from Scranton, Pennsylvania.
	No you don't.
	Two thirds of the total jobs were recovered during the pandemic, just to be clear.
	What rumbles back up?
	Okay, good.
	The price of gas, the price of housing, the price of all these.
	25% of his new jobs are government jobs.
	The average household income went up $4,000 for the average American under Donald Trump.
	Went down $4,200 under Biden.
	All references available publicly.
	sure we build 2 million new units. We're going to make sure we cap rents so corporate greed
	can't take over. The combination of what I was left with and corporate greed is the reason
	why we're in this problem right now. In addition to that, we're in a situation where if you
	had to take a look at all that was done in his administration, he didn't do much at all.
	Watch.
	First president in modern history to do that was Donald Trump.
	Bring down the cost of prescription drugs.
	Let's bring that up.
	Mission control.
	And the price of insulin, which Biden then tried to take credit for.
	We had a situation where we now, we brought down the price of prescription drugs,
	which is a major issue for many people, to $15 for...
	First president in modern history to do that was Donald Trump.
	Bring down the cost of prescription drugs.
	Let's bring that up. Mission control.
	And the price of insulin, which Biden then tried to take credit for.
	Also said he invented it, but he's a drunken prick.
	Thank you, President Trump.
	And we're going to make that available to everybody, to all Americans.
	So we're working to bring down the price of around the kitchen table.
	And that's what we're going to get done.
	Thank you.
	Vito Corleone.
	Thank you, President Trump.
	Here we go.
	We have the greatest economy in the history of our country.
	We have never done so well.
	Everybody was amazed by it.
	Other countries were copying us.
	We got hit with COVID.
	And when we did, we spent the money necessary so we wouldn't end up in a Great Depression, the likes of which we had in 1929 by the time we finished.
	So we did a great job.
	We got a lot of credit for the economy, a lot of credit for the military and no wars and so many other things.
	Everything was rocking good.
	But the thing we never got the credit for and we should have is getting us out of that COVID mess.
	He created mandates.
	That was a disaster for our country.
	But other than that, we had we had given them back a a country where the stock market actually was higher than
	pre-COVID, and nobody thought that was even possible. The only jobs he
	created are for illegal immigrants and bounce-back jobs, a bounce-back from the COVID. He has
	not done a good job. He's done a poor job, and inflation's killing our country. It is
	absolutely killing us.
	Thank you. President Biden?
	Well, look, the greatest economy in the world.
	He's the only one who thinks that, I think.
	I don't know anybody else who thinks that.
	Polls show the vast majority of the American people.
	Your ball.
	You know, the fact of the matter is that we find ourselves in a situation where his economy, he rewarded the wealthy.
	He had the largest tax cut in American history.
	Two trillion dollars.
	Before he took office, we had the highest corporate tax rate in the industrialized world.
	Your ball.
	He's the only president other than Herbert Hoover who's lost more jobs than he had when he began, since Herbert Hoover.
	The idea that he did something that was significant in the military, you know, when he was president they were still killing people in Afghanistan.
	He didn't do anything about that.
	Wait, you mean you're withdrawal?
	Is he committing political suicide tonight?
	Yeah, comment.
	I'm the only president this century that doesn't have any, this decade, that doesn't What?
	did. But President Trump, I want to follow up if I can. You want to respond to him? I'm going to ask
	you a follow up. You can do whatever you want with the minute that we gave you. I want to follow up.
	You by the way, that certainly counts as a Biden moment.
	Take a drink. Good to the US.
	How will you ensure that that doesn't drive prices even higher? Not going to drive them
	higher. It's just going to cause countries that have been ripping us off for years like China
	and many others in all fairness to China. It's going to just force them to pay us a lot of money,
	reduce our deficit tremendously and give us a lot of power for other things.
	But he made a statement, the only thing he was right about is I gave you the largest tax cut in history.
	I also gave you the largest regulation cut in history.
	That's why we had all the jobs.
	One and a quarter percent.
	Doug Life, drink.
	Billy, be quick with the dink.
	taking credit for bounce back jobs. You can't do that. He also said he inherited 9% inflation.
	No, he inherited almost no inflation and it stayed that way for 14 months. One and a quarter
	percent blew up under his leadership because they spent money like Doug life, a bunch of
	people that didn't know what they were doing and they don't know what they were doing.
	It was probably the worst administration in history. There's never been. And as far as
	Afghanistan is concerned, I was getting out of Afghanistan, but we were getting out with
	dignity, with strength, with power. He got out. It was the most embarrassing day in the
	history of our country.
	I think Joe just pooped.
	He did.
	We have a poop watch.
	Yeah, you do.
	I think Joe just pooped.
	He did. We have a poop watch.
	According to a new non-partisan analysis...
	Dana Bash was balding her nose.
	...approved $8.4 trillion in new debt.
	Well, so far, President Biden, you've approved $4.3 trillion in new debt.
	So, former President Trump...
	No!
	What?
	to law or to expire next year.
	You want to extend them and go even further, you say.
	With the US facing trillion dollar deficits and record debt, why should top earners and
	corporations pay even less in taxes than they do now?
	Because the tax cuts spurred the greatest economy that we've ever seen just prior to
	And even after COVID, it was so strong that we were able to get through COVID much better than just about any other country.
	But we spurred, that tax spurred.
	Now, when we cut the taxes, as an example, the corporate tax was cut down to 21% from 39%, plus beyond that.
	We took in more revenue with much less tax, and companies were bringing back trillions of dollars back into our country.
	Fact check, true.
	It's called Houser's Law.
	No matter what kind of taxes you put up, taxes, the percentage of GDP is remarkably stable, between 16 and 20 percent.
	Taxes, the percentage of GDP is remarkably stable, between 16 and 20 percent.
	Since World War II.
	Reference available.
	I gave him an unbelievable situation with all of the therapeutics and all of the things that we came up with.
	We gave him something great.
	Remember, more people died under his administration even though we had largely fixed it.
	More people died under his administration than our administration and we were right in the middle of it.
	Something which a lot of people don't like to talk about.
	Was that the horn or Joe?
	administration. He did a mandate, which is a disaster, mandating it. The vaccine went
	out. He did a mandate on the vaccine, which is the thing that people most objected to
	about the vaccine.
	Ooh, nice pivot. Boom. Perfect.
	It did a very good job. Just a very good job.
	I brought you the vaccine. He mandated it. Nailed it.
	He's got to stay on that.
	More detail.
	Lean right into it.
	as a country. They don't respect our leadership. They don't respect the United States anymore.
	We're like a third world nation between weaponization of his election, trying to go after his political
	opponent. All of the things he's done.
	Lean right into it. Save some of it, though.
	And it's a shame.
	First time they covered for him.
	Oh, they covered for him.
	Right there, moderators covered for him.
	millions of people to come in here from prisons, jails, and mental institutions to come into
	our country and destroy our country.
	Stick it, give him the floor.
	President Trump, you were perfectly right.
	Perfect.
	I love it.
	Later in this block, President Biden, I want to give you an opportunity to respond to this
	question about the national debt.
	First time they covered for him.
	Oh, they covered for him.
	He had the largest national debt.
	Right there, moderators covered for him.
	He doesn't have to answer them.
	Every time they do it, it makes Biden look weak.
	They protected him right there.
	I think it's a very wealthy.
	What I'm going to do is fix the tax system.
	For example, we have a thousand trillionaires in America.
	I mean, billionaires in America.
	Oh, Lord.
	And what's happening?
	As far as trillionaires, the number you're looking for is zero.
	Do you realize just his voice is hanging himself?
	Just the contrast in energy.
	You ain't got 90 minutes in them.
	Biden moment, drink.
	in our health care system, making sure that we're able to make every single solitary person
	eligible for what I've been able to do with the uh...
	Biden moment drink!
	...excuse me, with dealing with everything we have to do with...
	Listen. Oh gosh, getting worse.
	Oh!
	We finally beat Medicare.
	Holy shit.
	I told you he'd make it.
	He just lost the election.
	I told you he'd make it.
	He just lost the election.
	Joe Biden just lost that election.
	Well, if he didn't have the media and the whole world on his side.
	He just lost it.
	Wow.
	Finish your drink.
	I say yes.
	Finish your drink.
	I predict that he'd do that at least three times tonight.
	There's number one.
	His voice isn't going to hold up!
	Look at Biden's face.
	He knows he screwed up.
	people coming in. They're trying to put them on social security. He will wipe out social
	Look.
	security. He will wipe out Medicare. So he was right.
	Look at Biden's face. He knows he screwed up. Look, it's a shame what's happened to
	our country in the last.
	He's already dead!
	He looks on the verge of tears.
	He's doing a good job of not going after him too now.
	Let him hang himself.
	Thank you, President Trump.
	They cannot believe what happened to the United States of America.
	We're no longer respected.
	They don't like us.
	We give them everything they want.
	He's already dead.
	He's already dead.
	He looks on the verge of tears.
	What we're doing for other countries and they do nothing for us.
	He's doing a good job of not going after him too now.
	Let him hang himself.
	What this man has done is absolutely criminal.
	Thank you, President Trump.
	Dana?
	This is the first presidential election since the Supreme Court overturned Levy-Wade.
	This morning, the court ruled on yet another abortion case, temporarily allowing emergency abortions to continue in Idaho.
	This is easy for you, President Trump.
	Went to the states, Joe Biden doesn't respect the courts, he wants to pack the courts.
	You take credit for the decision to overturn Roe v. Wade, which returned the issue of abortion to the states.
	The federal government still plays a role in whether or not women have access.
	I love babies.
	Joe Biden doesn't talk to his grandbaby.
	Say her name, Joe.
	Denies her existence.
	Who does that?
	Would you block abortion medication?
	First of all, the Supreme Court just approved the abortion bill.
	And I agree with their decision to have done that.
	And I will not block it.
	And if you look at this whole question that you're asking, a complex, but not really complex.
	Fifty-one years ago, you had Roe v. Wade, and everybody wanted to get it back to the states.
	Everybody.
	Without exception.
	Democrats, Republicans, liberals, conservatives.
	Everybody wanted it back.
	Religious leaders.
	And what I did is I put three great Supreme Court justices on the court,
	and they happened to vote in favor of killing Roe v. Wade and moving it back to the states.
	This is something that everybody wanted.
	Now, 10 years ago or so, they started talking about how many weeks and how many this,
	and getting into other things.
	But every legal scholar throughout the world, the most respected,
	wanted it brought back to the states.
	I did that.
	Now the states are working it out.
	If you look at Ohio, it was an end result.
	It was a little bit more liberal than you would have thought.
	Kansas, I would say the same thing.
	Texas is different.
	Florida is different.
	But they're all making their own decisions right now.
	And right now, the states control it.
	That's the vote of the people.
	Don't spend too much time on this.
	Perry, put it on Biden.
	Ask him.
	So Joe, what would you do?
	What's the limitation?
	Where would you stop it?
	He can't answer.
	Toss it to Joe right now.
	Turn this into an opportunity.
	For rape, incest and the life of the mother.
	I think it's very important.
	Some people don't follow your heart, but you have to get elected also.
	And because that has to do with other things.
	You got to get elected.
	The problem they have is they're radical because they will Take the life of a child in the eighth month, the ninth month, and even after birth.
	After birth, if you look at the former governor of Virginia, he was willing to do this.
	He said, we'll put the baby aside.
	If Biden says that's not true, we're going to make sure it's publicly available.
	Ralph Northam saying, we'll make the child comfortable and then decide what to do.
	The country is now coming together on this issue.
	It's been a great thing.
	Thank you.
	President Biden?
	Let's see.
	It's been a terrible thing, what you've done.
	The fact is that the vast majority of the councilors and senators support it.
	You old pocket watch!
	What?
	This idea that they're all against it is just ridiculous.
	And this is the guy who says the state should be able to have it.
	We're in a state where in six weeks, you don't even know whether you're pregnant or not, but you cannot see a doctor and have him decide on what your circumstances are, whether you need help.
	The idea that states are able to do this is a little like saying we're going to turn civil rights back to the states.
	Let each state have a different rule.
	Look, there's so many young women.
	Civil rights?
	You mean the rights that your party opposed?
	Yeah.
	The idea that she was murdered by an immigrant coming in to talk about that.
	But here's the deal.
	There's a lot of young women to be raped by their in-laws, by their Less than 1%.
	Bring up the stats.
	Less than 1%, according to the largest surveys and data analysis that we have, are due to rape and or incest, and less than 0.5% are for medical necessity, in the case of the fetus.
	It's less than 2% total.
	Bring it up, Mission Control.
	It's not even close.
	We have a border that's the most dangerous place anywhere in the world.
	Consider it the most dangerous place anywhere in the world.
	And he opened it up and these killers are coming into our country.
	And they are raping and killing women.
	And it's a terrible thing.
	As far as the abortion is concerned, it is now back with the states.
	The states are voting.
	In many cases, it's frankly a very liberal decision.
	In many cases, it's the opposite.
	But they're voting, and it's bringing it back to the vote of the people, which is what everybody wanted, including the founders, if they knew about this issue.
	Which, frankly, they didn't.
	But they would have... Everybody wanted it brought back.
	Ronald Reagan wanted it brought back.
	It's pretty hard to perform an abortion with a wooden stick and a monoscope.
	Everybody wanted it brought back, and many presidents had tried to get it back.
	I was the one to do it.
	And again, this gives it the vote of the people, and that's where they wanted it.
	Four whores and seven contractions ago.
	Staying on the topic of abortion, President- Of course you want to stay on the topic of abortion!
	I'll let you do that.
	This is the same topic.
	Seven states have no legal restrictions on how far into a pregnancy a woman can obtain an abortion.
	Bring up the 2% number, please.
	Less than 2% of all abortions.
	Rape, incest, and here you just say, fine.
	We've made exceptions for that.
	Will you ban the other ones?
	Let's- Roe v. Wade, which had three trimesters.
	First time is between the woman and the doctor.
	Second time is between the doctor and an extreme situation.
	What?
	Third time between a baby and a mechanic.
	Hey, by the way, people out there, 10,000 to 15,000 abortions take place every year after 22 weeks, meaning when it's viable.
	10,000 to 15,000 every single year, according to the CDC.
	I will make that publicly available.
	That's a holocaust.
	It's actually lower than that.
	Hey, by the way, people out there, 10 to 15,000 abortions take place every year after 22 weeks,
	meaning when it's viable.
	10 to 15,000 every single year, according to the CDC.
	I will make that publicly available.
	That's a holocaust.
	Just at Snoop Dogg's house.
	And even after birth, because some states, Democrat run, take it after birth.
	Again, the former governor of Virginia, put the baby down, then we decide what to do with
	it.
	He's willing to, as we say, rip the baby out of the womb in the ninth month and kill the
	baby.
	Nobody wants that to happen.
	Democrat or Republican, nobody wants it to happen.
	You're lying.
	That is simply not true.
	Get the clip ready!
	Governor Ralph Northam had it.
	Okay, bring it up really quickly.
	I don't want to interrupt, but bring up the clip.
	Bring that down, bring this up.
	Put us in a lower third.
	The infant would be resuscitated if that's what the mother and the family desired.
	I regret those comments.
	There you go.
	Let's go back.
	You can do whatever you want.
	CNN, fact check Biden on that.
	We think it's a radical thing.
	We think the Democrats are the radicals, not the Republicans.
	For 51 years, that was the law.
	51 years.
	It was the law.
	It was the right way to go.
	51 years.
	Wrong.
	He already did it, dummy!
	He put it back to the states!
	What's he gonna do?
	He's gonna put it more to the states!
	court. He takes credit for taking it away. What's he gonna do? What's he gonna do in
	fact if the if the MAGA Republicans he gets elected and the MAGA Republicans
	He already did it dummy! He put it back to the states. What's he gonna do? He's gonna
	he's gonna put it more to the states. Shut up you crazy old rapist.
	I'll veto it. He'll sign it. Thank you Yeah, talk about how you reversed his 89 executive orders on immigration and allowed 8 million illegals to be apprehended at the southern border.
	Record numbers.
	Overwhelming border states.
	0.4% total.
	It's 0.6% if Biden's included in the sample study.
	Given that, why should voters trust you to solve this crisis?
	Because we worked very hard to get a bipartisan agreement that not only changed all of that.
	You gotta blame Trump.
	Make sure that we are in a situation where you had no circumstance where they could come
	across the border with the number of border police there are now.
	We significantly increased the number of asylum officers.
	Bring that up.
	That is not true.
	The Border Patrol Agency absolutely endorsed Donald Trump.
	That's not true.
	Bring that up.
	That is not true.
	The Border Patrol Agency absolutely endorsed Donald Trump.
	Please bring that up.
	The families were separated.
	That's not the right way to go.
	What I've done since I've changed the law, what's happened?
	I've changed it in a way that now 8 million illegal apprehensions at the border
	under your first three years Three million under Donald Trump.
	And by the way, the numbers are pretty damn clear as far as illegals with criminal records.
	12,000 average per year under Biden as opposed to 5,000 under Trump.
	Actual terrorists at the southern border who made it through.
	380 under Biden versus 11 under Trump.
	It's not even close.
	That's what you did, Joe.
	I don't know what he said at the end of that sentence.
	I don't think he gets what he said either.
	We have the safest border in the history of our country.
	The voter, all he had to do was leave it.
	All he had to do was leave it.
	He decided to open up our border, open up our country to people that are from prisons.
	People that are from mental institutions.
	Insanity.
	12,797 that we know of.
	The largest number of terrorists coming into our country right now.
	All terrorists.
	All over the world.
	Not just in South America.
	All over the world.
	They come from the Middle East.
	Everywhere.
	All over the world they're pouring in.
	And this guy just left it open.
	And he didn't need legislation, because I didn't have legislation.
	I said, close the border.
	We had the safest border in history.
	In that final couple of months of my presidency, we had, according to Border Patrol, who is great, and by the way, who endorsed me for president, but I won't say that, but they endorsed me for president.
	There you go.
	Do we have the confirmation?
	Did Mission Control send it?
	The site is down currently.
	Here's where the contrast is.
	history. The site is down currently. People are dying.
	Here's where the contrast is.
	They probably were overloaded because Biden said they endorsed me and people went,
	RUN HO!
	Here's where the contrast is. You got a record to run on now.
	... Administration killed an al-Qaeda person, I mean, and his administration killed three
	American soldiers.
	Eleven terrorists encountered at the southern border under Trump's entire tenure.
	380 that we know of with Biden up until now.
	It's simply not true.
	There's no data to support what he said.
	Once again, he's exaggerating.
	He's lying.
	One can hope.
	Yes, but only Puerto Ricans.
	topic of immigration you've said that you're going to carry out quote the
	largest domestic deportation operation in American history unquote yeah does
	that mean that you will deport every undocumented immigrant in America
	including the one can hold jobs including those whose spouses are
	citizens and including those who have lived here for decades and if so how
	will you do it yes but only Puerto Ricans who Toyotas the people we killed
	are al-baghdadi and Salamani the two greatest there's biggest terrorists
	anywhere in the world and it had a huge impact on everything not just border on
	everything He's the one that killed people with the bad water, including hundreds of thousands of people dying, and also killing our citizens when they come in.
	We are living right now in a rat's nest.
	They're killing our people in New York, in California, in every- Love it.
	This is the difference in tone.
	When Donald Trump brought this up in 2016, people said it was racist.
	And now it's starting with the acknowledgement that it's a problem and trying to say, Joe, right?
	You know it's a problem, right?
	And he poops his pants.
	And you should say, I predicted this, do you remember?
	I call it Biden migrant crime.
	They're killing our citizens at a level that we've never seen before.
	You should say I predicted this.
	Remember, three incredible young girls over the last few days.
	Call me Nostradamus to the mother.
	And he just had the funeral of this girl.
	Twelve years old.
	This is horrible what's taken place, what's taken place in our country.
	We're literally an uncivilized country now.
	He doesn't want it to be, he just doesn't know.
	He opened the borders, nobody's ever seen anything like.
	And we have to get a lot of these people out, and we have to get them out fast.
	They forgot to coach Biden on his face, and I mean it.
	They forgot to coach him on his face.
	Close your mouth and look alert.
	Look at him.
	He can't.
	He's never looked older.
	No, you're right, he's never looked worse.
	He's never looked older.
	Has Biden ever looked worse?
	I don't think so.
	He's not enough.
	This is an open casket funeral.
	Yeah, it's way worse than I thought it was going to be.
	funeral. It was way worse than I thought it was going to be.
	Trump sounds the same as he did in 2020. Biden reversed 89 Trump border policies by
	executive order.
	89.
	He didn't just screw it up.
	He made it a priority, folks.
	But he has killed so many people at our border by allowing all of these people to come in.
	And it's a very sad day in America.
	President Biden, you have the mic.
	Every single thing you say is a lie.
	Drink any time the moderator's cut Trump off.
	Drink.
	For example, that turns you a hell of a lot better off since I passed the PACT Act.
	One million of them now have insurance and their families have it.
	Their families have it because what happened, whether it was Agent Orange or burn pits, they're all being covered now.
	And he opposed, his group opposed that.
	We're also in a situation where we have great respect for veterans.
	My son spent a year in Iraq, maybe went on the next one of those burn pits, came back with stage four glioblastoma.
	He was in the brigade of Me So Horny.
	Can he be buried?
	I spoke to all about those heroes that died.
	I went to the World War II cemetery, World War I cemetery.
	To be buried?
	To go to.
	He was standing with his four-star general.
	Which one, Joe?
	He told me, he said, I don't want to go in there because there are a bunch of losers
	and suckers.
	My son was not a loser, he was not a sucker.
	You're the sucker.
	You're the loser.
	President Trump?
	Oh my word.
	First of all, that was a made-up quote.
	Suckers and losers.
	They made it up.
	It was in a third-rate magazine that's failing, like many of these magazines.
	He made that up.
	He put it in commercials.
	Back-to-life moment.
	By the way, when you have no authority, Biden has to, they say, do the clinic.
	Oh my!
	Joe, you look like Dirty Harry just then.
	Thank you, Grace.
	I'm so glad this came up.
	And he brought it up.
	There's nobody that's taken better care of our soldiers than I have.
	To think that I would, in front of generals and others, say, suckers and losers.
	We have 19 people that said, it was never said by me.
	It was made up by him, just like Russia.
	Just like the 51 intelligence agents are made up.
	Just like the new thing with the 16 economists are talking.
	It's the same thing.
	51 intelligence agents said that the laptop was Russia disinformation.
	It wasn't.
	That came from his son, Hunter.
	It wasn't Russia disinformation.
	He made up the suckers.
	He should apologize.
	If this is a fight, then stop it.
	The four-star general standing at your side was on your staff who said it.
	Period.
	That's number one.
	And number two, the idea, the idea that I have to apologize to you for anything along the line.
	We've done more for veterans than any president has.
	How about prosecuting them?
	How about saying that you wouldn't allow them to become president?
	The only sacred obligation we have as a country is to care for our veterans when they come home and their families and equip them when they go to war.
	Yeah, you only care for them if they're a six-year-old girl named veteran.
	Weren't you looking at your watch when the caskets were coming off?
	That's true.
	Alright, thank you so much.
	Here's the thing, no one buys it.
	No one buys that Joe Biden is going to be stronger on the border.
	No one buys, even Democrats don't buy that he's better for the military.
	They just, he can't sell it.
	Russian President Vladimir Putin says he'll only end this war if Russia keeps the Ukrainian territory it has already claimed and Ukraine abandons its bid to join NATO.
	Are Putin's terms acceptable to you?
	First of all, our veterans and our soldiers can't stand this guy.
	They think he's the worst commander-in-chief, if that's what you call him.
	I don't have any, uh, refills here, so I'll drink water, but... Get it!
	Refill for Stephen Howe!
	I want him sauced!
	Stephen now and that's based on every single bit of information as far as I
	want him sauce Ukraine if we had a real president the president that knew that
	was respected by Putin a lot of people are dead right now much more than people
	know you know they talk about numbers you can double those numbers maybe
	triple those numbers thank you Oh my God.
	stop it in fact I think he encouraged Russia from going in I tell you what
	happened he was so bad with Afghanistan it was such a horrible embarrassment
	most embarrassing moment in the history of our country that when Putin watched
	that and he saw the incompetence that he should he should have fired like I
	fired the one that you mentioned and so he's got no love loss
	But he should have fired those generals.
	No general got fired for the most embarrassing moment in the history of our country, Afghanistan.
	Look at Joe.
	Where we left billions of dollars of equipment behind.
	What was that?
	He just walked in front of the camera.
	There was a ghost.
	We lost 13 beautiful soldiers.
	That was Wolf Blitzer.
	He had to take a dump.
	And by the way, we left people behind too.
	We left American citizens behind.
	When Putin saw that, he said, you know what?
	I think we're going to go home.
	Look at it!
	I'll be on Pimp My Copter!
	That's interesting, the theory that he said.
	You saw that and said, you know what?
	Of course.
	The world sees weakness.
	The point Trump is making here, he's being a little long-winded, is that the world has seen weakness.
	You compare both Obama and Biden to Donald Trump, no new wars started.
	With Biden, you look at the North Korea-Russia alliance, which is a very unlikely alliance.
	You look at the Ukraine war.
	You look at the war that's happened in Israel.
	You look at the Afghanistan withdrawal.
	You look at the strengthening of ISIS.
	You look at the Iran nuclear deal.
	You look at under Obama, Crimea.
	It's undeniable.
	Code Pink, where are you?
	You cackling hags.
	How much malarkey my whole life.
	Malarkey!
	We're in a situation where, let's take the last point first.
	Sounds so horrible.
	A man attacked American troops.
	Caused brain damage for a number of these troops.
	And he did nothing about it.
	Were you one of them?
	He was president.
	They attacked.
	He said, they're just having headaches.
	That's all it is.
	Did he just say that Donald Trump said they're just having headaches of the troops who were attacked?
	Is that what he just implied?
	I don't know who he was talking about.
	Is that with the ambassador's a ramp that sound thing? Yeah, I don't know who's talking about he's incoherent
	He's this guy told Ukraine told Trump do whatever you want I
	People in this country who aren't serial incestuous pedophiles, okay
	He's just a bad person and his soul is escaping his body.
	No, they're not acceptable.
	No, they're not acceptable.
	But look, this is a war that never should have started.
	If we had a leader in this war, he led everybody along.
	Ukraine.
	No, they're not acceptable.
	But look, this is a war that never should have started.
	If we had a leader in this war, he led everybody along.
	He's given $200 billion now or more to Ukraine.
	He's given 200 billion dollars. That's a lot of money. They're gonna fact check and say that's all it's pledged
	It doesn't mean it's been delivered yet. So let's keep the principles the same a lot of money
	Look at Joe Look he hasn't blinked in a minute the money that was
	spending on this war and We shouldn't be spending it should have never happened
	I will have that war settled between Putin and Zelensky as President-elect before I take office on January 20th. I'll
	have that look I want to say something really quickly remember
	He said, I'll have that war settled.
	People go, oh, these crazy promises.
	Remember when he said, we're going to put the embassy in Jerusalem?
	Remember when he said, you're going to have peace with Israel in the Middle East?
	You're going to have that.
	People said, no way.
	We had two peace accords that we've never seen in our lifetime and no new wars.
	Remember that.
	When he made a promise before, remember he said, we're going to see 4% growth, right, as far as GDP?
	He did it.
	You did it!
	The Middle East then was the most amazing thing to me.
	Even I was questioning whether that was fake.
	If he takes Ukraine, what do you think happens to Poland?
	What do you think of Belarus?
	What do you think happens to those NATO countries?
	And so if you want a war, you ought to find out what he's going to do because if in fact he does what he says and walks away.
	By the way, all that money we give Ukraine from weapons we make here in the United States, we give them the weapons.
	Oh, so giant kickbacks to no-bid weapons contractors.
	Then he'll turn around and bitch about the military-industrial complex.
	Thank you.
	Moving on to the Middle East.
	In October, Hamas attacked Israel, killing more than 1,000 people and taking hundreds of hostages.
	Among those hundreds was a hydrogen bomb.
	Israel's response has killed thousands of Palestinians and created a humanitarian crisis in Gaza.
	Shut up!
	You've put forward a proposal to resolve this conflict.
	Gaza was a result.
	But so far, Hamas has not released the remaining hostages, and Israel is continuing its military
	offensive in Gaza.
	She's been using brand X.
	So what additional leverage will you use to get Hamas and Israel to end the war?
	Look at him.
	He looks scared.
	You have two minutes.
	Did you go number one?
	No, it's number two.
	It's always number two.
	The Security Council, straight through to the G7, to the Israelis, and Netanyahu himself have endorsed the plan they put forward.
	This guy makes RFK join you sound like Pavarotti.
	He has a debate going on tonight.
	Does he have his own stream?
	Yes, he does.
	I like that guy.
	The only one who wants the war to continue is Hamas.
	They're the only ones standing out.
	This is really shitty for Biden because the radical leftists love Hamas and he has to act like he doesn't.
	It's tough for him.
	Plus he's retarded.
	The only thing I've denied Israel was 2,000 pound bombs.
	And they don't like him because they think he's doing too much for Israel.
	We're providing Israel with all the weapons they need and when they need them.
	And by the way, I'm the guy that organized the world against Iran when they had a full-blown intercontinental ballistic missile attack on Israel.
	You also said we shouldn't kill Bin Laden, remember that?
	You also unfroze, was it six billion dollars to Iran?
	Six billion is the number we're looking for.
	The ship was the SS Minnow.
	He's never been right on a military decision, not once.
	Even people on the left say that.
	We continue to send our experts He's losing his voice.
	I know!
	He doesn't have 90 minutes in this.
	He sounds like the little kid on the stand in Miracle on 34th Street.
	Because he doesn't look like Santa Claus!
	We're only 36 minutes in.
	Sounds like Brian Piccolo after the second tour.
	Imagine!
	Get the reference.
	My second term!
	And my wife!
	Who would have believed it, Wolf?
	Who would have believed it?
	I've spent a hundred billion or maybe more than that, less than us.
	Why doesn't he call them so you got to put up your money like I do with NATO?
	I've got to put up hundreds of billions of dollars.
	The Secretary General of NATO said Trump did the most incredible job I've ever seen.
	It looks like one flew over the cuckoo's nest.
	You know what I mean when they're all doped up?
	They're coming back on the boat?
	He didn't do that.
	He's getting all... You gotta ask these people to put up the money.
	We're over a hundred billion dollars more spent, and it has a bigger impact on them because of location, because we have an ocean in between.
	You gotta ask them.
	As far as Israel...
	And Hamas.
	Israel's the one that wants to go.
	He said the only one who wants to keep going is Hamas.
	Actually, Israel is the one.
	And you should let him go and let him finish the job.
	He doesn't want to do it.
	He's become like a Palestinian.
	But they don't like him because he's a very bad Palestinian.
	He's a weak one.
	I think I can kill Jews.
	life's dream. He's a very bad Palestinian. Like there's any other kind. What? Come on folks. It's like maybe. It's not
	if they pay. There's a little Palestinian that could. I think I can kill Jews. I think I can kill Jews. What
	happens if in fact you have, you continue to go into into NATO. We have an Article 5 agreement. Attack on one is
	attack on all. You want to start the nuclear war, he keeps talking about Ukraine. And
	you want to make Ukraine part of NATO! Think about that! And then move on to Poland and
	other places. We'll see what happens then. He has no idea what the hell he's talking
	about. And by the way, I got 50 other nations around the world to support Ukraine.
	Look away from the puck.
	Look at Trump's face.
	Donald Trump's face when Biden is talking.
	He's alert.
	He's going, I got him.
	I got him dead to rights just like when he showered with his daughter.
	He's got him.
	Whereas Biden's going, huh?
	Shit.
	President Trump, just to follow up.
	Literally.
	Would you support the creation of an independent Palestinian state in order to achieve peace in the region?
	That's a stupid question.
	You're a stupid bitch.
	I'd call it Mar-a-Lago West.
	So they kill us on trade.
	I made great trade deals with the European nations.
	Because if you add them up, they're about the same size economically.
	Their economy is about the same size as the United States.
	And they were written... You should lean into this.
	No.
	They don't want anything that we have.
	But we're supposed to take their cars, their food, their everything, their agriculture.
	I changed that.
	But the big thing I changed is they don't want to pay.
	And the only reason that he can play games with NATO is because I got them to put up hundreds of billions of dollars.
	I said, and he's right about that.
	You've got to be clear on NATO, guys.
	Let's fact check this.
	You're supposed to spend 2% of your GDP.
	The United States was the only nation that had done it.
	And then under Donald Trump, they finally started getting close.
	So we foot the bill for the rest of the world, and Europe hates us until they say, oh, please, we hope the Americans come save us.
	That's an amalgamation of all the shitty European accents.
	That's pretty good.
	It's a melange.
	I heard a little Angela Merkel.
	Let's turn to the issue of democracy.
	Former President Trump, I want to ask you about January 6th, 2021.
	Is that an issue?
	After you rallied your supporters that day, some of them stormed the Capitol to start a constitutional debate.
	Trump's ready for this, I guarantee you.
	He's going to say, you won't show it, but I told them peacefully, but watch, he's ready.
	Preserve, protect, and defend, unquote, the Constitution.
	What do you say to voters who believe that you violated that oath through your actions and inaction on January 6th and worry that you'll do it again?
	Well, I don't think too many believe that, and let me tell you about January 6th.
	On January 6th, we had a great border.
	Nobody coming through.
	Very few.
	On January 6th, we were energy independent.
	On January 6th, we had the lowest taxes ever.
	We had the lowest regulations ever.
	On January 6th, we were respected all over the world.
	All over the world, we were respected.
	And then he comes in, and we're now left at.
	We're like a bunch of stupid people.
	He's pivoting.
	What happened to the United States' reputation under this man's leadership is horrible.
	Watch, they're going to follow up and ask him about the specifics of January 6th.
	I didn't like that pivot.
	They won't let him do it.
	I didn't like that.
	They won't let him do it because they want to try and hang him on it.
	But guess what?
	It won't work.
	No, it won't work.
	But I wouldn't... I wouldn't accept it.
	Would I tell you?
	No, because that was a shit answer!
	That was too much of a pivot.
	Too obvious.
	...on January 6th, 2021, and worry that you'll do it again.
	Well, I didn't say that to anybody.
	I said peacefully and patriotic.
	That's what he should have said!
	Trump 24.
	Get $24 off of Mug Club because we will be there election night to cover that victory and to protect it with boots on the ground and real-time data so that democracy doesn't die in darkness.
	How about that, WaPo?
	That's not copyrighted.
	If it is, come at me, bro.
	I already got a room at the La Quinta in Milwaukee.
	Look at that.
	No, it's a presidential suite.
	We couldn't afford La Kentis and Airbnb in the South Side.
	I had virtually nothing to do.
	They asked me to go make a speech.
	I could see what was happening.
	Everybody was saying they're going to be there on January 6th.
	They're going to be there.
	And I said, you know what?
	That's a lot of people coming.
	You could feel it.
	You could feel it too.
	And you could feel it.
	And I said, they ought to have some National Guard or whatever.
	And I offered it to her, and she now admits that she turned it down.
	She did admit that.
	There we go.
	She admitted it on the 80th day of the show.
	I don't know, he can't be very happy with her daughter because it made her into a liar.
	She said, I take full responsibility for January 6th.
	President Biden?
	Look, he encouraged those folks to go up on Capitol Hill, number one.
	What did he say?
	I sat in that dining room off the Oval Office.
	He sat there for three hours, three hours watching, begging, being begged by his vice president and a number of his colleagues and Republicans.
	Do you notice the trend here?
	Biden is doing the Ferris Bueller girl defense.
	I know someone who said this, who said that, who was there.
	His vice president said this.
	These generals said this.
	These border people said this.
	Nothing empirical.
	Because he's an empty suit wrapped into pens.
	He says he wants to commute their sentences and say that no.
	He went to every single court in the nation.
	I don't know how many cases, scores of cases, including the Supreme Court.
	And they said, they said, no, no, this guy, this guy is responsible for doing what was done.
	He didn't do a damn thing.
	Hold on a second.
	Think about how terrifying that is.
	These people should be in jail.
	These people spent a year and a half in jail for trespassing when they were invited in.
	And you knew it, Joe.
	And so did Kinzinger.
	And so did Liz Cheney.
	As far as I'm concerned, that's as close as it gets to treason.
	We all know the penalty for treason.
	When he just said they should be in jail, that's American citizens.
	Take the dumbest one of the lot, the QAnon shaman.
	He said be peaceful and was invited in.
	This president wants to talk about democracy?
	If you disagree with him and he can catch you on it, he wants you in jail.
	The good news is he has 70,000 new IRS agents to enforce it.
	You think that maybe you wrote off a business expense you shouldn't?
	A haircut?
	Guess what?
	He thinks you should be in jail.
	That's an authoritarian prick.
	That's Mussolini without the fucking charm!
	Hey, don't be bringing the guineas at this!
	I apologize.
	Pol Pot!
	Republicans are all gone now, out of office.
	And Democrats, all Democrats, they destroyed and deleted all of the information they found
	because they found out we were right.
	We were right.
	And they deleted and destroyed all of the information.
	They should go to jail for that.
	If a Republican did that, they'd go to jail.
	Thank you, President Trump.
	President Biden, I want to give you a minute.
	He's talking about the commission January 6th.
	Oh, man, I'm looking at right now.
	Brought up his felony drink.
	Bring the drinking game rules back up for people who are new to the stream.
	Nobody believes that, Joe.
	Anytime he brings up his felonies.
	Felony, Biden moment, Thug Life moment, moderator cuts him off.
	Biden brings up his felonies, Trump represents Hunter Biden, finish the drink when Biden freezes or uncomfortably long type of pause, or if he poops.
	Which I think we have one potential.
	Yeah.
	Early on.
	We had a free... People can hear you.
	You're on the microphone.
	Even if you whisper, Nick.
	He's whispering the whole fucking debate.
	I had a great tweet about it.
	I said, will you denounce the capital?
	People can hear you.
	You're on the microphone.
	Even if you whisper, Nick.
	I don't get it.
	He's whispering the whole fucking debate.
	Will you denounce the capital?
	Especially when I went to Dana and said, pull my finger.
	Will you denounce the people we're talking about now?
	Will you denounce the people who attacked that capital?
	What are you going to do?
	I'm going to give you a minute, President Trump, for a thought.
	Hold on, pause!
	Did you see?
	He never allows Donald Trump to toss it to Biden, but if he thinks Biden's a gotcha, he asks Trump to answer.
	What a bitch.
	You just talked about members of the Select Committee on January 6th going to jail.
	Your main political opponent is standing on stage with you tonight.
	Can you clarify exactly what it means about you feeling you have every right to go after your political opponents?
	Well, I said my retribution is going to be success.
	We're going to make this country successful again, because right now it's a failure nation.
	My retribution is going to be success.
	But when he talks about a convicted felon, his son is a convicted felon at a very high level.
	His son is going to be convicted probably a hundred times.
	Bring up the drinking game rules for people who are missing it.
	But his justice department let the statute of limitations lapse on the most important things.
	But he could be a convicted felon as soon as he gets out of office.
	Joe could be a convicted felon.
	Watch, the moderator is going to say that's not true, that's conjecture.
	Watch.
	Watch!
	He's done horrible things.
	All of the death cause at the border, telling the Ukrainian people... The moderators are going to protect Biden on this?
	Watch.
	You want a billion dollars or you change the prosecutor?
	Otherwise you're not getting a billion dollars?
	If I ever said that, that's quid pro quo.
	That we're not going to do anything.
	We're not going to give you a billion dollars unless you change your prosecutor having to do with his son.
	This man is a criminal.
	This man, you're lucky.
	You're lucky.
	I did nothing wrong.
	We'd have a system that was rigged and disgusting.
	I did nothing wrong.
	I love it.
	Thank you, President Trump.
	President Biden, you have said... Love it.
	I'm coming right to you, sir.
	You... I gotta get a vote over here.
	He's giving him a... I told you!
	What did I tell you?
	It's one of the rare instances where he's going to cover for him.
	What you're talking about is outrageous.
	It's simply a lie, number one.
	That's all he says.
	Outrageous.
	Okay, Johnny Cochran.
	He said Malarkey.
	Johnny Cochran.
	No former vice president has ever showered with their nine-year-old daughter before, but I guess there's a first for all of us.
	She nine?
	No president has ever spoken like that before. No president in our history has spoken like that before.
	Number three, crimes...
	No former vice president has ever showered with their nine-year-old daughter before, but I guess there's a first for all of us.
	...do you own a civil penalty for molesting a woman in public...
	I'm playing it conservative.
	...for doing a whole range of things, of having sex with a porn star on the night...
	How about sex with your niece?
	What are you talking about?
	You have the moral finale.
	Joe!
	What's the name of your granddaughter you denied for how many years?
	Number one.
	Number two, that was a case that was started and moved- Make sure you pivot.
	A high-ranking official, a DOJ, into the Manhattan DA's office to start that case.
	True.
	That case is- Parry and attack.
	Parry and attack.
	Don't spend time on it.
	We had a very terrible judge, a horrible judge, Democrat.
	Just say it's bogus, go right to Biden.
	Too much time.
	Perry, go to Biden.
	Contrast.
	appointed people and both the civil and the criminal. He basically went after
	too much time. Perry, go to Biden. Contrast.
	But when the public found out about these cases, because they understand it better than he does.
	He has no idea what these cases are.
	But when they found out about these cases, you know what they did?
	He should ask them.
	He should ask them.
	You know that because you're reporting it.
	And we took in more money in the last two weeks than we've ever taken in in the history
	of any campaign.
	Good, he's pivoted to the bogus conviction, not the...
	Any campaign has ever taken hundreds of millions of dollars came pouring in...
	Because people know.
	Because the public knows it's a scam and it's a guy that's after his political opponent
	because he can't win fair and square.
	Thank you, President Trump.
	President Biden, you have said, quote, Donald Trump and his MAGA Republicans are determined to destroy American democracy.
	Do you believe that the tens of millions of Americans who are likely to vote for President Trump will be voting against American democracy?
	The more they know about what he's done, yes.
	That's a layup.
	The more they know about what he's done.
	I know, I know.
	Softball down the middle.
	He really is a piece of shit, Jake.
	He's got a whole range of issues he has to face.
	I don't know what the juries will do.
	Here's one thing that Donald Trump never does.
	He's never attacked the Democrat voters.
	He's only attacked the Democrat Party.
	Joe Biden just attacked the voters.
	He hates you.
	Do you understand this?
	Do you understand that the left actually hates you?
	He just told you that you are voting against democracy if you vote against him.
	This is the guy who said that Donald Trump would not be candidate.
	He will use any legal remedies possible available at his disposal.
	He hates you.
	They are trying to steal the election from you and it's not Dominion.
	It's not the ghost of Chavez.
	Biden hates you.
	Donald Trump doesn't hate the Democrat voter.
	He genuinely feels empathy because he knows that they're being tricked.
	Biden is the one who's trying to trick you.
	Trump 24, we are going to be there election night and I am going to be pissed.
	You can remove me from YouTube.
	You can remove me from Twitter.
	You can remove us from Facebook.
	I don't give a shit.
	Strike as many times as you want.
	Just expect a strike back.
	These people hate you and they don't want the United States of America to remain the fucking United States of America.
	He just insulted half the country, not the political leadership.
	That's not normal, Joe.
	It's not normal.
	You're sick.
	He did it a year into his presidency.
	100% exoneration on this.
	So he just keeps it going.
	He says he ran because of Charlottesville.
	He didn't run because of Charlottesville.
	He ran because it was his last chance.
	He's not equipped to be president.
	You know it and I know it.
	It's ridiculous.
	We have a debate.
	We're trying to justify his presidency.
	His presidency is, without question, the worst president, the worst presidency in the history of our country.
	We shouldn't be having a debate about it.
	There's nothing to debate.
	He made up the Charlottesville story.
	And you'll see it's debunked all over the place.
	Every anchor, every reasonable anchor, They even just admitted it.
	Snopes just admitted it.
	He said, I'm condemning neo-Nazis and white supremacists totally.
	Biden has last election's talking points.
	Biden looks like a painting of a president on a wall at the White House.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	If someone like accidentally sprayed insecticide on it and it got all weepy.
	Somehow that's the only reason I ran.
	I ran because I was worried a guy like this guy could get elected.
	You ran in 1988 and he had to be booted for plagiarism, you old coot.
	You're upright when you upright.
	And he didn't deserve to be president.
	Didn't deserve to be president at all.
	And the idea that he's talking about, all this being fabricated, we saw it with our own eyes.
	We saw it happening.
	We saw the people breaking through the windows.
	We saw people occupying their... His own vice president.
	Look, there's a reason why 40 of his 44 top cabinet officers refused to endorse him this time.
	See?
	He keeps going.
	Right?
	His place.
	These people, who I know.
	It's like an angry, bitter ex-wife.
	It's like, I know someone who doesn't like him.
	Yeah, talk about unlikely.
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	In my time here, working not only on this show, but being at Fox News, actually at CNN, HLN, appearing on MSNBC, BBC Sky News, Invariably, you will come into three arguments that make up 90% of the arguments that you'll hear.
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	Three key facts in three minutes or less on the topics you care about most.
	Immigration.
	Key fact number one, the annual cost of illegal immigration to the American taxpayer.
	According to the Federation for American Immigration Reform, in 2023, illegal immigration costs the United States, meaning the taxpayer, at least $150 billion.
	$150 billion. Some note the cost as high as $451 billion, as reported by House Republicans.
	Key fact number two, the relative cost of the border wall.
	Most estimates for the one-time cost of President Donald Trump's proposed border wall come in between $11 billion and $20 billion, with the biggest outlier being a 2017 estimate by Senate Democrats that put the cost at $70 billion.
	So comparing key fact number one and two, the cost of the border wall, splitting the difference at $20 billion or so, would still be far less than the recurring cost of a minimum of $150 billion, all the way up until $451 billion.
	dollars all the way up until 451 billion dollars. Key fact number three, illegal
	immigration and crime. While the numbers are granted hard to study because there
	haven't been many thorough studies conducted on the matter, we do know that
	illegal immigrants make up 27% currently of the federal prison population while
	only making up 9% of the general population.
	And, of course, a key bonus fact here is that 100% of crimes committed by illegal immigrants should never have happened in the first place.
	This has been 3 in 3.
	I'm Stephen Crowder.
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	So, how can I help you? What the heck was that?
	What was that?
	That was another commercial, but we're back.
	It has been a bloodbath so far.
	Joe Biden is barely on his feet.
	And it's way worse.
	Give me the music here.
	here I need to hear speaker in here please sir causes and black Americans
	are imprisoned at five times the rate of white Americans what do you say to black
	voters who are disappointed that you haven't made more progress unbelievable
	breaking the law we're all on the same page. She just asked that question.
	What is this 1958? It's simple.
	Black unemployment is the lowest unemployment rate in a long time.
	It's saying the same thing.
	Joe wanted to have a chance to go to commit a lot of crime.
	The segregation that exists among these corporate corporations.
	This guy hung out with Byrd, by the way.
	You just had a break, Joe.
	He went to Byrd's funeral.
	Played the trumpet.
	We already have a nigger mayor. We don't need any more nigger big shots.
	Continue, Joe.
	He sounds like Vito Corleone.
	Sounds worse.
	Look what they did to my boy.
	It's incredibly difficult. We did the first major piece of legislation in the past.
	He sounds like Vito Corleone.
	Childcare costs are cut to me.
	That's worse.
	Look what they did to my boy.
	Cut to Hunter all fucked up with the boy.
	Provide those childcare protections.
	Real quick, pull it up right now.
	Border Patrol Union just put this out.
	To be clear, we never have and never will endorse Biden.
	Fact check.
	Boom.
	I'm coming right back.
	You have 49 seconds left.
	What do you say to black voters who are disappointed with the progress so far?
	I say I don't blame them for being disappointed.
	Inflation is still hurting them badly.
	For example, I provided for the idea that any black family first-time homebuyer should get a $10,000 tax credit to be able to buy their first home so they can get started.
	I made sure that we're in a situation where all those black families and those black individuals who provided had to take out student loans that were ballooning That if they were engaged in nursing, anything having to do with volunteerism, if they paid their bills for 10 years on their student debt, all the rest is forgiven after 10 years.
	Millions have benefited from that.
	And we're going to do a whole lot more for black families.
	Thank you, President Trump.
	Well, they don't like you.
	He caused the inflation.
	He's blaming inflation.
	And he's right, it's been very bad.
	He caused the inflation, and it's killing black families and Hispanic families and just about everybody.
	No, that's abortion, but close enough.
	It's killing people.
	They can't buy groceries anymore.
	You look at the cost of food, where it's doubled, tripled, and quadrupled.
	They can't live.
	They're not living anymore.
	He caused this inflation.
	I gave him... Blacks!
	Vote for Trump!
	No, essentially no inflation.
	It was perfect.
	It was so good.
	All he had to do was leave it alone.
	He destroyed it with his Green News scam and all of the other money that's been thrown out.
	He is on his game tonight.
	It's not a trick.
	Oh, I could use a refill.
	The fact is that Black voters in the 2020 election, Donald Trump got 7, now he's at 18.
	And he's winning Latinos.
	46 to 40 with Hispanics, Biden.
	Latinos. They're taking black jobs now and it could be 18, it could be 19, and even 20 million people.
	They're taking black jobs and they're taking Hispanic jobs and you haven't seen it yet,
	but you're going to see something that's going to be the worst in our history. 46 to 40 with Hispanics,
	Biden. Hey, you're a marvel. When I became president, you know why? The economy was flat
	on its back. 15% unemployment. What's he talking about?
	He's talking about COVID.
	25% of your jobs, Joe, are government jobs, by the way.
	That's three times more than Trump.
	You can add 70,000 new IRS employees, sorry, not agents, don't want to be fact-checked, and then claim it's an actual job, but it's not.
	You're stealing from the taxpayer to give it to people who will audit them.
	He wants to get rid of the ACA again, and they're going to try again if they win.
	We find ourselves in a position where the idea that we're not doing anything, we put more police on the street than any administration has.
	He wants to cut the cops.
	Thank you.
	making sure people have a shot. We don't care about equity, we care about equality, Joe.
	He caused this by his tremendous amount of fees in the way he handled the pandemic.
	Thank you. Another persistent challenge is the climate crisis.
	2023 we'll be back.
	No, who cares?
	Nobody.
	Skip this one.
	Donald Trump should lean into it and just say what a disaster this has been.
	Is that why you look like a wet cat?
	The weather!
	intensifying wildfires, stronger hurricanes, and rising sea levels.
	Former President Trump, you've vowed to end your opponent's climate initiative.
	Is that why you look like a wet cat?
	As president, to slow the climate crisis.
	The weather!
	Let me just go back to what he said about...
	Can you go back to that lie, please?
	Oh, these thunderstorms!
	Almost every police group in the nation from every state is supporting Donald J. Trump.
	Fact check true!
	And what he's done to the black population is horrible, including the fact that for 10 years he called them Super Predators.
	We can't, in the 1990s, we can't forget that.
	Super Predators was his name.
	And he called it to him for 10 years.
	And they've taken great offense at it.
	I remember Hillary saying that.
	Really quickly, bring up the soundbite.
	He already did it once.
	Just do it once.
	Do it again.
	Hurry.
	Hurry.
	He got it from Hillary, though.
	We have a nigger mayor.
	We don't need any more nigger big shots.
	I forgot about that one.
	And I say this as a known racist.
	It really is true though.
	He's way more of a racist than Trump.
	as a known racist.
	It was a great idea.
	It's one of the most successful economic development acts ever in the country.
	He's way more of a racist than Trump.
	And the biggest beneficiary are blacks.
	And that's why we have the best numbers with them.
	Yep.
	1993, Biden warned about predators on our streets, referring to black men.
	Double since last year, his support from black people.
	Much of the black population, because he's done a horrible job for black people.
	He's also done a horrible job for Hispanics.
	But when you see these millions of people pouring into our country and they're going
	to take the jobs and it's already started and you haven't seen anything yet, it's a
	disaster.
	Ooh, he didn't use all his time.
	Look at that.
	You asked for discipline?
	You got it!
	You want discipline?
	Here's a push-up contest!
	Cock push-ups!
	We had H2O!
	My favorite Halloween!
	Josh Harden!
	Busta Rhymes!
	And we had it we had h2o we had the best We had h2o my favorite Halloween
	Josh Hudson, Buster Rhymes, h2o.
	And my top environmental people gave me that statistic just before I walked on the stage, actually.
	He's not even using all his time.
	I know.
	He's so confident.
	Biden just lost the election tonight, folks.
	We'll put up a poll.
	He lost it.
	Watch the media tomorrow going to hyperdrive to try and spin this as a draw.
	And we're gonna have Alex Jones on later because he's been going through it to talk about this tonight.
	The persecution is coming to an end and I mean it.
	I truly believe it.
	He said poor kids are just as capable as white kids.
	That's what he said.
	He just said it again accidentally.
	He can't stop the racism.
	Oh boy, that was his old quote.
	He said, poor kids are just as capable as white kids.
	That's what he said.
	He just said it again accidentally.
	He can't stop the racism.
	I wish I loved anything as much as Joe Biden loves being racist.
	The Paris Peace Accord, Climate Accord, I immediately joined it because if we re-age
	for 1.5 degrees Celsius and anyone put it, there's no way back.
	The only assistance to the threat to humanity is climate change.
	And he didn't do a damn thing about it.
	Joe Biden just mentioned the Climate Accord.
	It's a disaster.
	He thinks he has an ace in the hole and he's laughing.
	It's a different kind of game.
	I can't hear you over there.
	I'm telling you over there.
	He knows he's got it.
	Yeah.
	Biden has no confidence.
	Look, look at this.
	He has no confidence right now while Donald Trump talks.
	Donald Trump's confident when Biden talks.
	Absolutely.
	It's like a good actor away from the puck.
	You can tell by the reaction.
	It was a disaster.
	But everything that he said just now... I'll give you an example.
	I heard him say before, insulin.
	I'm the one that got the insulin down for the seniors.
	I took care of the seniors.
	What he's doing is destroying all of our medical programs because the migrants that are in there,
	they want everybody to be vaccinated.
	They want everybody to be vaccinated.
	And I want to take care of people.
	Penicillin!
	No!
	He claimed he invented insulin!
	No, I'm just kidding.
	He actually did that!
	Boom!
	He claimed he invented insulin.
	Look!
	No, I'm just kidding.
	He actually did that.
	He is destroying Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid.
	We haven't even touched...
	Boom!
	Look!
	Done!
	The idea is that we were the only ones of consequence who were not members of the Paris
	Accord.
	What about China, Joe?
	Are they not of consequence?
	Bring up the chart of carbon emissions.
	We're the only ones of consequence.
	Who emits the most carbon, Joe?
	The reason we're not in it, or the reason we shouldn't be in it, because China's not, dummy!
	If every single one of you stopped driving, and even stopped public transit, stopped your gas stoves, stopped heating and cooling your houses tomorrow, it would make zero difference.
	Because China doesn't give a shit, and they're not in the accord.
	He has the biggest heart up here and he's really concerned about... Fact check.
	There you go.
	Thank you.
	That's why we have the best team in the world.
	Thank you, guys.
	I thought that was a pride patch.
	By the way, with regard to prescription drugs, one company agreed that they would reduce the price to $35, which I was calling for, one, voluntarily.
	I made sure every company in the world, every pharmaceutical company... Look at Donald.
	Look at that.
	And by the way...
	Ah!
	And by the way...
	Why'd he stop?
	It was like my pet hamster when I was a kid and I accidentally filled his water with nicotine
	Why'd he stop?
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	I'm voting for the... I think Biden's been seeing the light all night.
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	He's come across as old, unlikable, angry, racist.
	come across as old, unlikable, angry, racist, stupid.
	Pedophilic.
	The idea that they're going to, I'm not, I'm proposing that everybody, they pay, the millionaires
	pay 1%, 1%.
	So no one has to- Top 50% of earners pay 97%.
	Fact check true.
	50% pay 97% of taxes.
	And when Donald Trump took office, we had the highest corporate tax rate in the industrialized world.
	That means more than Germany.
	That means more than France.
	That means more than England.
	That means more than any place you can name.
	We used to be behind the liberal progressives in Europe and the old world.
	We've now superseded them.
	The biggest thing I'll do if we defeat this man, because he wants to get rid of Social Security.
	He thinks there's plenty to... You're not trying to defeat a man now, Joe.
	You are fighting a specter.
	You are fighting a shadow that looms over you and you are terrified.
	There aren't enough pens in the world to save your slacks.
	You think he's got slacks on?
	I have no idea.
	I don't know what slacks are.
	He's got a bucket behind him.
	our seniors is ridiculous. And by the way, got a bucket behind. He's got his
	knees off stage coverage today than ever before. And on the A. C. As I said,
	you're in a circumstance where 400,000 people, I'm referring 40 million people
	would not have insurance because they have a pre existing condition only
	allows them to have that insurance is the fact that they in fact are part of
	The key demographic here cares about the performance.
	The key metric that matters is performance, Joe.
	talk about education for black communities. I've raised the number, the
	amount of money for Pell Grants another $8,000. But you haven't raised the
	performance, Joe. The key, the key demographic here cares about the
	performance. The key metric that matters is performance, Joe. Bring up the fact check.
	There are more people in schools in America, especially black schools in America, I don't remember the district, who are actually scoring a majority, are failing literacy and basic math.
	And that's new.
	That's new, Joe.
	It's new!
	How long we been throwing money at that problem?
	Since I was 10.
	That's right, the early 40s.
	You carry it well.
	It's misinformation and disinformation.
	The losers and suckers story that he made up is a total lie on the military.
	It's a disgrace.
	But Social Security, he's destroying it, because millions of people are pouring into our country, and they're putting them onto Social Security, they're putting them on... $150 billion to $425 billion a year illegal immigration costs the American taxpayer.
	Fact check, that shit, it's not even close.
	$20 billion to build a wall.
	That's absolutely true.
	$150 billion, low-end, $425 billion.
	You don't think that that takes money from Social Security?
	Donald Trump is on it tonight.
	Joe Biden just lost the election.
	The media can't fix it.
	Expect big tech to go into overdrive.
	They're panicking.
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	Click the button on Rumble.
	And it was 40% in Baltimore, Stephen.
	What is it?
	49% of high schools in Baltimore had zero students test proficient in math.
	situation where all was it 49% of high schools in Baltimore had zero students
	test proficient in math yeah me missions we have 46% of all schools in Baltimore
	had zero 40% that's because 40%.
	40% had zero.
	I'm looking at a small screen.
	That math be racist, man.
	That's right, bro.
	Special ed programs scored higher.
	I'm serious.
	Holy God.
	He keeps going.
	I know a guy.
	I know somebody who said something.
	It's not gonna win the American people.
	go up. And by the way, worst president in history, 159 presidential scholars voted him
	the worst president in history.
	He keeps going. I know a guy, I know somebody who said something. It's not going to win
	the American people.
	He's flailing.
	Well, Biden has a plan for that.
	You kill the kids.
	Or just don't acknowledge them like his granddaughter.
	in this country has risen to more than $11,000 a year per child for many families.
	Well, Biden has a plan for that.
	You kill the kids.
	Or just don't acknowledge them like his granddaughter.
	No, you kill the fetuses.
	Your second term has been to make child care more affordable.
	Just to go back, the general got fired because he was no good.
	And if he said that, that's why he made it up.
	But we have 19 people that said I didn't say it, and they're very highly respected, much more so than him.
	Snopes even came out and said that he didn't say that.
	Yep.
	Fact check, true.
	Snopes said he didn't say it.
	Biden is using talking points that are so old, it's not even close.
	That's the wrong Snopes.
	Not the very fine people one.
	The one about losers and suckers.
	Yeah, losers and suckers.
	Does anybody want to bet me to be a new nominee?
	I know.
	Two weeks.
	Gavin Newsom's there tonight, that happened.
	You and I have been sympathic.
	Every military man that was involved with that Afghan, the Afghanistan horror show, the most embarrassing moment in the history of our country, he didn't fire.
	Did you fire anybody?
	Did you fire anybody that's on the border that's allowed us to have the worst border in the history of the world?
	Did anybody get fired for allowing 18 million people, many from prisons, many from They're going to fact check him and say it's only 8 million, not 18 million, but those are just the apprehensions at the southern border that we know about.
	He did kind of, he did overreach there a little bit.
	Guarantee that's a conservative estimate, but we have 8 million confirmed.
	But look, he's the worst president in the history of our country.
	He's destroyed our country.
	Now all of a sudden he's trying to get a little tough on the border.
	He came out with a nothing deal and it reduced it a little bit.
	A little bit.
	Like this much.
	It's insignificant.
	He wants open borders.
	He wants our country to either be destroyed or he wants to pick up those people as voters.
	And I don't think, we just can't let it happen.
	If he wins this election, our country doesn't have a chance.
	Not even a chance.
	In 2016, people said that was dangerous rhetoric.
	probably won't have a country left anymore. That's how bad it is. He is the worst in history
	by far.
	In 2016 people said that was dangerous rhetoric. Right now people are saying, yeah.
	I wish he would point to Europe and say, look what's happened to Europe. It's happening
	here.
	Good point.
	I just wish he'd get a little finer with it.
	No one wants to screw around with us.
	Nobody.
	Yeah, whatever, Joe.
	Everyone screws around with us, Joe.
	We're talking about worst presidents.
	I wasn't joking.
	Look it up or go online.
	159 or 158, don't hold me to the exact number, presidential historians, they've had meetings and they voted who's the worst president in American history.
	Is the comeback.
	Best to worst.
	And 51 counterintelligence people signed it saying the laptop was Russian disinformation.
	That's the answer to that.
	Are those the same people who said the Hunter Biden laptop was fake, Joe?
	Those same people?
	See, that's what he should counter with.
	Look at Trump's face.
	Away from the puck.
	He knows he's got it.
	Wait for his response.
	He's got it.
	Oh yeah.
	Or single parents to be able to go back to work.
	And we should encourage businesses to hold, to have... Thank you, President Biden.
	President Trump, the question was about... How about a world where single parents don't have to work?
	Don't get into this.
	No need for Perry to attack.
	because what he's done is so bad.
	And they raped me, I'll show you, I will show you.
	And they raped me, one of the best, okay?
	And if I'm given another four years, I don't need to do this.
	I think I'd be the best.
	Nobody's ever created an economy like us.
	Nobody ever cut taxes like us.
	He's the only one I know.
	He wants to raise your taxes by four times.
	He wants to raise everybody's taxes by four times.
	He wants the Trump tax cuts to expire.
	So everybody, including the two of you, are going to pay four to five times.
	Nobody ever heard of this before.
	All my life I'd grow up and I'd see politicians talking about cutting taxes.
	When we cut taxes, as I said, we did more business.
	Apple and all these companies, they were bringing money back into our country.
	The worst president in history by far, and everybody knows it.
	President Biden?
	Look, the fact of the matter is that he's dead wrong about... He's increased the tariff... He's increased... He will increase the... Oh my God!
	Drink!
	Biden moment!
	He will increase!
	Bring up the drinking game rules!
	He's got Trump winning!
	I'm already drunk!
	Bring up the drinking game rules.
	He just said Donald Trump will increase because he knows he's going to win.
	Yes, he did!
	Good point, Nick.
	$2,500 a year and more.
	This cup smells like dog shit.
	It should.
	John Lewis was sitting on it.
	Number two, he's in a situation where he talks about how he is not ready.
	He somehow helped the middle class.
	I don't really smell anything.
	Want me to drink it?
	No.
	I like dog shit.
	Sorry, there's a nine-year-old girl named dog shit.
	You have the largest deficit of any president in America.
	His voice lost the minute he opened his mouth.
	You have not in fact made any progress with China.
	Did he just say not make any contact?
	And then said any progress?
	That's not even the right, wrong word.
	He's not making any sense.
	Here we go.
	not making any sense.
	Here we go.
	Both of you have made a top priority in your first term, the opioid crisis.
	And for both of you, the number of overdose deaths in this country has gone up.
	It went up under your term.
	It has gone up.
	What are you doing to help Hunter, Joe?
	Just say no!
	both of you have made. More than 100,000 Americans are dying from overdoses every year, primarily
	from fentanyl and other opioids. What will you do to help Americans right now in the
	throes of addiction who are struggling to get the treatment?
	What are you going to do to help Hunter, Joe? Just say no.
	We now have the largest deficit in the history of our country under this guy. We have the
	largest deficit with China.
	He's a Manchurian candidate.
	He gets money from China.
	So I think he's afraid to deal with them or something.
	But do you notice he never took out tariffs because we bring in so much money with the tariffs that I imposed on China.
	He never took them away.
	He can't because it's too much money.
	It's tremendous.
	And we saved our steel industries and there was more to come.
	But he hasn't done that.
	But he hasn't cut the tariffs because he can't, because it's too much money.
	But he's got the largest deficit in the history of our country, and he's got the worst situation with China.
	China's going to own us if you keep allowing them to do what they're doing to us as a country.
	They are killing us as a country, Joe, and you can't let that happen.
	You're destroying our country.
	So, President Trump, you have 67 seconds left.
	The question was, what are you going to do to help Americans in the throes of addiction right now, who are struggling to get... You're an ignorant slut, Jake!
	Well, we stopped the immigration coming, and that was part of it.
	We had the two and a half, almost three years of, like nobody's ever had before, any country, in every way, and then we had to get tough, and it was the drugs pouring across the border, It started to increase.
	We got great equipment.
	We bought the certain dog that's the most incredible thing that you've ever seen.
	The way they can spot you.
	I think it's a wienerschnitzel.
	Not his dog who attacks everyone who walks in the West Wing.
	Any black secret service agent.
	Have you seen the numbers now?
	It's not only the 18 million people that I believe is even low.
	He handled this perfectly.
	Because the gotaways, they don't even talk about gotaways.
	But the numbers of the amount of drugs and human trafficking in women.
	Mostly women.
	President Trump thank you.
	The worst thing I've ever seen, at numbers that nobody's ever seen under him because
	the border's so bad.
	But the number of drugs coming across our border now is the largest we've ever had by
	far.
	President Trump, thank you.
	President Biden?
	Fentanyl and the byproducts of fentanyl went down for a while.
	That's because your kid quit!
	Your kid was in rehab for a month.
	Yeah, madafaka.
	Fentanyl went down and methadone went up.
	It's a bipartisan deal.
	It's a bipartisan deal, yes.
	More, more, be able to detect drugs, more, more numbers of agents, more numbers of Fentanyl is coming through the border.
	Joe Biden reversed 89 of Donald Trump's policies through executive order, and so fentanyl is worse.
	It's not an opioid crisis of people going in for a wisdom tooth removed and starting to fillet somebody in an alley for Vicodin.
	It's drugs coming from China through the border of Mexico, period.
	Thank you, that's what I caught too.
	Fillet, fillet.
	I thought you do that when you catch a bass.
	He's a real smart guy.
	Well, I have a good filleting knife.
	You got a good filleting knife?
	The men aren't big fans of it.
	It makes a dirty thing sound beautiful.
	And again, the question is about Americans who are thrown into addiction right now, struggling
	to get the treatment they need.
	Well, this does pertain to it.
	He ended Remain in Mexico.
	He ended Catch and Release.
	I made it Catch and Release in Mexico, not Catch and Release here.
	We had so many things that we had done.
	Hard negotiations with Mexico, and I got it all for nothing.
	It's just like when you have a hostage, we always pay $6 billion for a hostage.
	Every time we say it's a hostage.
	Now we have a hostage, a Wall Street Journal reporter.
	I think a good guy.
	Ten minutes left.
	He's over there because Putin is laughing at this guy, probably asking for billions of dollars for the reporter.
	In his defense, we traded Brittany Griner for the merchant of death.
	Yes.
	Before I take office, I said... Nowhere to go from there.
	Literally, as soon as I win the election, I will have that reporter out.
	He should have had him out a long time ago, but Putin's probably asking for billions and billions of dollars because this guy pays it every time.
	We had two cases, we paid six billion dollars for five people.
	I got 58 people out, and I paid essentially nothing.
	Thank you, President Trump.
	Oh, they're gonna equivocate here.
	I hope he freezes right now.
	Someone spoke to him. He's sticking the landing and giving the floor.
	At the end of your second term, how do you address concerns?
	Oh, they're going to equivocate here.
	Ability to handle the toughest job.
	I hope he freezes right now.
	Well, into your 80s.
	I'm fine.
	First of all, I spent half my career being criticized being the youngest person in politics.
	I was the second youngest person.
	What about after FDR?
	And now I'm the oldest.
	This guy's three years younger and a lot less competent.
	I think that just look at the record.
	Look at what I've done.
	He's the last politician to get hit with a musket.
	The situation you left me.
	I said, 15 million new jobs, 800,000 manufacturing jobs.
	We're investing in America.
	You're trying to assassinate with a musket.
	Billions of dollars in private investment.
	I cut it with my teeth.
	We are growing.
	By the way, we brought off a lot of people, the whole idea of computer chips.
	We used to have 40% of the market.
	What?
	We invented those chips.
	Computer chips?
	Yeah, great defense to the fact that you're old and demented, Joe.
	Drink!
	That's a Thug Life moment from Trump and Joe was the one talking.
	That was quite a pivot.
	Billions of dollars here in the United States.
	Call that a non sequitur.
	Guess what?
	Those fabs they call them to build these chips.
	Those fabs pay over $100,000.
	You don't need a college degree.
	I love the Apple II.
	There's billions.
	Chips?
	Talk Erica Strada next.
	They're being built right now in the United States.
	You're right, he's got that.
	I'm going to bitch slap him.
	From all over the world.
	Click the link in the description to join.
	$24 off tonight.
	Only do it now!
	Trump 24.
	This guy has no chance.
	If it's an even playing field, starting tonight and tomorrow, they're going to try and twist this.
	Watch the spin.
	They want to steal this election from you.
	That is not hyperbole.
	This isn't even close.
	Your eyes aren't lying.
	This is beautiful.
	This contrast of who's more fit to run, physically, mentally.
	Never mind what they're talking about tonight.
	Right.
	Hold on a second.
	Putin and Kim Jong... Did you say Kim Jong-il?
	are those who he coddles up to from Kim Jong-il, he sends love letters to him, Putin, etc.
	They don't want to school.
	Hold on a second.
	Putin and Kim Jong...
	Did you say Kim Jong-il?
	Did he mean Kim Jong-un?
	He said it.
	Kim Jong-un and Putin just buddied up under your watch, Joe.
	...who have concerns about your capabilities to serve...
	Well, I took two tests, cognitive tests.
	I aced them, both of them, as you know.
	Perfect scores.
	Definitive.
	I took none.
	I'd like to see him take one, just one.
	I took two cognitive tests.
	I took physical exams every year.
	Lumosity!
	We knock on wood, wherever we may have wood, that I'm in very good health.
	I just won two club championships, not even senior.
	Two regular club championships.
	To do that, you have to be smart, and you have to be able to hit the ball where I am.
	And I do it.
	He doesn't do it.
	He can't hit a ball 50 yards.
	you know, she challenged me to a golf match.
	I came in and broke 50 years.
	Driving competition, presidency jokes.
	We love these things, but I think this is what makes people get pissed at him, no?
	No, we love...
	We love it, I'm just saying.
	At least he's following his train of thought, whereas Biden started talking about computer chips.
	Oh, it was over the minute Biden opened his 90-fucking-year-old home.
	For God's sake, he doesn't know a computer.
	Biden's still using net zero.
	Dr. Ronny Jackson was a great guy when he was White House doctor.
	I was playing pong with Hunter.
	And one of them said they'd never seen anybody ace him.
	Thank you, President Biden.
	He's always the frog.
	Well, you said 6'4", 200.
	Well, anyway, that's what you're... Just take a look at what he says he is and take a look at what he is.
	Look, I'd be happy to have a driving contest with him.
	You would?
	I got my handicap when I was vice president.
	Well, you are handicapped.
	That's a difference.
	Look at...
	By the way, here's the beauty chart.
	Joe Biden can make a challenge and he never has to make good on it.
	Did they mute him?
	By the way, this is the most old man argument ever.
	I've seen you swing.
	By the way, this is the most old man argument ever.
	What did he say?
	Talking about their handicapped.
	I've seen you swing.
	I know your swing.
	Is that what he said?
	That voters have about you.
	The only swinging you do is with your knees.
	Ask Biden that question.
	You stole the last one, cocksucker.
	I shouldn't have to say that but of course I believe that.
	and you will accept the results of this election regardless of who wins.
	Only if it's Fagana.
	Ask Biden that question.
	You stole the last one, cocksucker.
	I shouldn't have to say that, but of course I believe that.
	It's totally unacceptable.
	And if you would see my statements that I made on Twitter at the time,
	and also my statement that I made in the Rose Garden, you would say it's one of the strongest statements you've
	ever seen.
	In addition to the speech I made, in front of, I believe, the largest crowd I've ever spoken to, and I will tell you, nobody ever talks about that.
	They talk about a relatively small number of people that went to the Capitol, and in many cases were ushered in by the police.
	And as Nancy Pelosi said, it was her responsibility, not mine.
	She said that loud and clear.
	But the answer is if the election is fair, free, and I want that more than anybody.
	And I'll tell you something.
	I wish he was a great president because I wouldn't be here right now.
	I'd be at one of my... I want to come back to this short term.
	Hold on.
	Short term memory, working memory.
	Donald Trump still has it.
	He just did it, went to an aside and came back.
	A lot of people can't do that.
	He's still able to do it.
	I can't do that.
	I wish he was a great president.
	I would rather have that.
	I wouldn't be here.
	I don't mind being here.
	The only reason I'm here is he's so bad as a president that I'm going to make America great again.
	We're going to make America great again.
	We're a failing nation right now.
	We're a seriously failing nation.
	And we're a failing nation because of him.
	His policies are so bad.
	His military policies are insane.
	They're insane.
	These are wars that will never end with him.
	He will drive us into World War III.
	And we're closer to World War III than anybody can imagine.
	We are very, very close.
	Look at his face.
	Boom, just stole that point from them.
	They tried to...
	Remember when Eminem had his cypher and he said there was going to be a nuclear holocaust
	because of Donald Trump?
	We are absolutely closer to World War III under Biden than any other president.
	Look at Biden's defeated.
	Look at his face.
	Oh shit, he's right.
	And he's going to drive us into World War III.
	You want a World War III?
	Let him follow and win and let Putin say, do what you want, NATO.
	Just do what you want.
	But Putin only acted up when it was Obama and you, Crimea, and then you with Ukraine.
	Under Donald Trump, they said, He's crazy.
	He means what he say.
	Let's just keep our head down and wait for pussy boy to win office.
	Because we have a powerful nation.
	We have wonderful people.
	It's because of the people, not me.
	It's because of the American people.
	You just insulted half of them, Joe.
	Yeah, the only people you're insulting are the actual Americans.
	You're putting illegal immigrants ahead of American citizens.
	Just let Putin go ahead and take Kiev.
	Make sure they move on.
	See what happens in Poland, Hungary, and other places.
	Oh, stop it, Joe.
	Stop.
	Then you have a war.
	There's a war on our border.
	I don't give a shit about Poland right now compared to what is happening on our border.
	How about that?
	Georgia.
	Just to finish what he said, if I might, Russia, they took a lot of land from Bush.
	They took a lot of land from Obama.
	They took no land, nothing from Trump, nothing.
	He knew not to do it.
	He got along with him very well, but he knew not to play games.
	He took nothing from me.
	But now he's going to take the whole thing from this man right here.
	That's a war that should have never started.
	It would have never started ever with me.
	Look at Joe's face.
	going to take Ukraine. And you know, you asked me a question before, would you do this with
	he's got us in such a bad position right now with with Ukraine and Russia.
	Look at Joe's face. Ukraine's not winning that war. He's in.
	He said, I will never settle until such time. They're running out of people. They're
	running out of soldiers. They've lost so many people. It's so sad. They've lost so many people
	and they've lost those gorgeous cities with the Golden Domes that are 1000 years old, all
	because of him and stupid decisions.
	Russia would have never attacked if I were president.
	President Trump, the question was, will you accept the results of the election?
	He already said yes.
	He already said yes, Dana.
	Fucking screw you.
	Is it a fair and legal and good election?
	Absolutely.
	There we go.
	I would have much rather accepted these But the fraud and everything else was ridiculous.
	They're going to try to correct him, watch.
	If you want, we'll have a news conference on it in a week.
	Or we'll have another one of these in a week.
	But I will absolutely, there's nothing I'd rather do.
	It would be much easier for me to do that.
	Then I'm running again.
	I wasn't really going to run until I saw the horrible job he did.
	He's destroying our country.
	That may not be true.
	I was very happy to see myself in a nice location someplace.
	He's opening himself up a little there.
	No indictments, no political opponent stuff, because it's the only way he thinks he can win.
	But unfortunately it's driven up my nerves.
	Bring up that clip.
	Let's have it ready from Biden saying that he was going to do whatever he could to keep Donald Trump from office.
	We just played it on the show the other day where he talked about using the legal channels to prevent him from being the nominee.
	They didn't even look at it!
	That's not true.
	Bring up the number of the cases that were actually thrown out versus the ones where it wasn't evidentiary.
	That's right.
	They threw them out.
	Give it to me, Noodles, once we get it.
	Oh, jeez.
	misrepresentation all this stealing.
	Give it to me, Noodles, once we get it.
	And I tell you what, I doubt whether you'll accept it because you're such a whiner.
	The idea of you losing the game, you accepting anything?
	You can't stand loss.
	Something snapped in you when you lost the last time.
	Make sure you click the link.
	No, whining is what people do after your dog Major bites their dick.
	Happy Dana?
	Is that the answer you were looking for?
	Okay, so look, really quickly, we're going to go, yeah, we're going to go really quickly to one sponsor for this show as they go to their commercial break, and we're going to come back.
	We have Alex Jones, we have a 7 plus 1, and I do believe we also have Thomas Finnegan on the ground at the debate.
	Again, 3 for 3, or sorry, 3 in 3.
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	We have the infrastructure.
	I'm telling you, tonight, former Vice President Joe Biden just lost the election and so the media is going to try and win it back.
	It starts now.
	You want to talk about fighting like hell?
	Don't get complacent.
	This has actually probably spurred the left more than you could imagine because it has been so abysmal.
	Really quickly, let's go.
	We'll come right back.
	And we are off.
	I brought the heat.
	I got some beers.
	I got the snacks.
	I've got the medical emergency kit from the wellness company.
	Whoa, that's crazy.
	I brought my own emergency kit.
	Why does yours look different than mine?
	Is yours from the wellness company too?
	I own this company.
	Guys, actually, I think I forgot to pack the beers.
	I knew this would happen.
	Typical Gerald.
	Don't worry guys, I got us covered.
	Check this out.
	Ice cold beer for everybody.
	One for you, one for you.
	Steven, of course, one for you.
	And one for you.
	Swing, Gerald, you wino!
	Now you're driving, you silly goose.
	This is for me.
	You know, Josh, well, I think it's pretty cool that you made your own kit.
	I'm now becoming significantly worried that you may have prepared for an emergency different than Devin's.
	Well, what do you have in there then?
	Well, let's see.
	I've got some motion sickness tablets for when we're on the boat.
	I also have some anti-diarrheas.
	Oh, nice!
	And if you need diarrhea, I brought this bag of beans, refried beans.
	Why are they in a baggie?
	Why?
	This is how I pack my beans.
	This is my bean bag.
	But aren't they cooked already?
	Uh, let's see what else I've got in here.
	I've got some diphenhydramine.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, Devin, I think that's pretty cool, but right now I'm still trying to figure out this whole beans thing.
	Yeah, let's go back to that.
	Not whole beans, the refried beans.
	Already cooked.
	But yeah, that implies that they've been cooked once, Josh, and for some reason now we have to cook them again?
	But they're cold, Gerald.
	What good do cold refried beans do us?
	Maybe you could use them to cool down the beers you brought.
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	Your doctors won't prescribe ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine, will they, Nick?
	Are they going to give you that?
	No, probably not.
	Only the good doctors.
	Of course not.
	And look, I mean, I know a lot of you probably think, like, hey, whatever, I don't need these things.
	Let the power go out for a week.
	Let something happen where you can't get medication that's basic stuff that you need.
	Stephen will be back in in just one second.
	He went to the restroom.
	When that happens, you need something, and this kit right here is fantastic.
	Look, probably six months ago, I probably wouldn't have thought much about this.
	I read a book, and it scared the hell out of me.
	Because I think it was the second after is the name of the book.
	Oh, I thought it was Hillary's latest.
	It talks about a guy who needs a cut after the power goes out, and you don't have basic medication, basic access to it.
	All of the things that we don't worry about anymore, come back.
	And you don't think about it.
	Think about insulin.
	We talked about that a minute ago with Joe Biden and Donald Trump.
	And by the way, pull that up in the lower thirds to make sure people know when they come back on, on CNN, we'll be there.
	I think they're going to do their closing remarks if Biden can make it that long.
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	You need this.
	Go back to Biden now.
	The debacle that was left by President Trump in his last term.
	We find ourselves in a situation where we have a fair tax system.
	I ask anyone out there in the audience, or anyone out watching this debate,
	do you think the tax system is fair?
	The fact is, as I said, nobody making under $400,000 had a single penny increase in their tax system.
	Why?
	What's the presidential salary again?
	Oh, $400,000, that's right.
	He just screwed up.
	He's increased your taxes because of the deficit, number one.
	This is news?
	He's increased inflation because of the debacle he left after the way he handled the pandemic.
	Yeah, I heard it wrong.
	And he finds himself in a position where he now wants to tax you more by putting a 10% tariff on everything that comes into the United States of America.
	I know!
	What I did, when for example, he wants to get rid of the ability of Medicare.
	Tell the Americans that Donald Trump is the one who wants to increase taxes?
	I know.
	That's a bold strategy Cotton.
	Let's see how it plays out for him.
	Us to be able to negotiate drug prices with the big pharma companies.
	Well guess what?
	We got it down to $35.
	Biggest kickback ever to the big pharma companies.
	Vaccine mandates!
	Fact check, bring that up.
	Not even close.
	That didn't even come up.
	You know what that did?
	That reduced the federal debt by $160 billion over 10 years.
	Oh, federal debt!
	Well, the federal debt is over $30 trillion?
	Is it 30 trillion?
	Is it 30 trillion?
	He's retarded We'll get out of here.
	OK, I want to hear a statement.
	Like so many politicians, this man is just a complainer.
	He said we want to do this, we want to do that, we want to get rid of this tax, that tax.
	But he doesn't do anything.
	All he does is make our country unsafe by allowing millions and millions of people to pour in.
	Our military doesn't respect him, we look like fools in Afghanistan, we didn't stop Israel, it was such a horrible thing.
	That would have never happened.
	It should have never happened.
	Iran was broke.
	Anybody that did business with Iran, including China, they couldn't do business with the United States.
	They all passed.
	Iran was broke.
	They had no money for Hamas or Hezbollah, for terror.
	No money whatsoever.
	Again, Ukraine should have never happened.
	He talks about all this stuff, but he didn't do it.
	For three and a half years, we're living in hell.
	We have the Palestinians, and we have everybody else rioting all over the place.
	You talk about Charlottesville.
	This is a hundred times Charlottesville, a thousand times Charlottesville.
	The whole country is exploding because of you.
	Because they don't respect you.
	And they have to respect their president.
	And they don't respect you throughout the world.
	What we did was incredible.
	We rebuilt the military.
	We got the largest tax cut in history.
	The largest regulation cut in history.
	The reason he's got jobs is because I cut the regulations that gave jobs.
	But he's putting a lot of those regulations back on.
	All of the things that we've done, nobody's ever...
	I've never seen anything like it.
	Even from a medical standpoint, right to try.
	Well, we can try space age materials instead of going to Asia or going to Europe and trying to get when you're terminally ill.
	Now you can go and you can get something.
	You sign a document.
	They've been trying to get it for 42 years.
	But you know what we did for the military was incredible choice for our soldiers were our soldiers instead of
	waiting for three When we do another daily show
	The idea of Dr. Choice with the VA is a big deal.
	Thank you, former President Trump, President Biden.
	That's sitting President Trump standing before you and former Vice President.
	Anderson Cooper and Aaron Burnett.
	Full analysis.
	Anderson Cooper and Aaron Burnett.
	You're not going to let them go over?
	Nope.
	Wow.
	Stand awkwardly.
	Wow.
	Stand quickly, Joe.
	Stand!
	Look!
	Okay, did it just go silent or is that us?
	It just went silent.
	It went silent.
	CNN, the best coverage in the world.
	Guys, let me make a prediction here.
	First off...
	What?!
	The president's most trusted name in news.
	Wow, what a shitshow.
	Out of the blue and into the black.
	Biden shits his pants and can't come back And once he has diarrhea he can't go back So, look, we're going to have Alex Jones on in just a little bit here.
	Really looking forward to his commentary.
	I would love to hear from you guys who you thought won that.
	I know that I have a bias.
	I'm very clear about it.
	I'm very honest about it.
	I don't think that this was even close.
	I think that moment, if someone can pull that highlight of when Biden actually froze early on, he just lost the election, it makes it very clear to me why CNN sent a message to YouTube to intimidate all creators tonight that they were going to remove live fact-checking streams.
	The reason they want to do that is because they do not... Information is their enemy, my prediction.
	Right now, they're going to try and say that Donald Trump was too aggressive, that he made too many insults, saying people don't respect their leaders, and they're going to try and spin this.
	They'll still have to admit that Biden maybe didn't look as good as they were hoping that he would.
	They're going to try and spin it and try and make this about Donald Trump being a threat to democracy because they don't want to acknowledge the polls where most Americans believe that Joe Biden is a threat to democracy.
	Watch the spinning.
	I worked at Fox News for four and a half years.
	There was an executive at Fo- I've told this story before.
	There was an executive at Fox News who said, you know, we hope a Republican doesn't win because it's better for us to be the opposition party.
	It doesn't matter who's in Washington, D.C.
	Whether it's Biden, whether it's Trump, it does not matter.
	The opposition, the enemy of a free people in this country is the press.
	And their political agenda.
	You actually have people who have worked for the Democratic Party.
	You actually have people who signed on to documents that said Donald Trump colluded with Russia.
	You actually have people in this media, at CNN, who signed documents claiming that the Hunter Biden laptop was a fake that would have changed 17% of votes from Joe Biden.
	Donald Trump is currently in office, if not for that collusion between the media and the Democrat industrial complex.
	The Democrat Party industrial complex.
	Watch them go into overdrive.
	We're gonna see it right now.
	We're gonna have Alex Jones on.
	We have a 7 plus 1 because we have to laugh.
	This is a victory.
	But don't just pop the champagne yet.
	Fighting like hell takes place now.
	Between now and election.
	This has made it very, very clear.
	This is the scary part of tonight.
	They can't win this.
	They can't win this, honestly.
	It's not possible.
	That's why they have to convict them, they have to use the courts, they have to change the voter rolls, they have to change mail-in voting, they have to use the media to suppress stories that harm Joe Biden.
	This cannot be an election that is won on equal footing, and so Fight Like Hell starts now.
	Between now and election, Trump 24, go to lateralthecrowder.com.
	We will be there.
	They're going to try and steal it.
	Don't care if I get removed from YouTube.
	That's the only way they can win.
	Yeah.
	$24.
	Click the link in the description.
	Sorry, I didn't mean to step over you.
	Dems right now on CNN.
	Dems concerned about Biden's performance tonight.
	Are you kidding me?
	There are ESPN analysts out there.
	Kirk Herbstreet said, mercy.
	Okay.
	Everybody is concerned about Joe Biden's performance tonight.
	Please keep him in.
	We need him on the show.
	But what that means is they're going to attack Trump more.
	They're going to focus on attacking Trump, not defending Biden.
	And maybe, you know what?
	You guys may be right.
	I just went to 50-50.
	They swap out Biden.
	Let's hear what Axelrod said since his mustache ran up the spine.
	Let me give you the Democratic ticket.
	The new ticket.
	It's going to be Oprah, Michelle Obama.
	Oh my word.
	Two guys.
	I'd swallow a sword.
	He's capable of serving for another four years for president.
	That was job number one.
	He's going to turn into Groucho Marx in five years.
	He scored a bunch of points.
	I think if you just judge this on sort of policy stuff, he did score a bunch of points on issues like abortion, for example, on some of the economic Oh my gosh, Biden is contagious.
	He makes everyone around him dumber.
	They can't find their own thoughts.
	Terrible.
	What did I say?
	A little disoriented?
	My first generation Roomba could orient itself better.
	terrible.
	He seemed a little disoriented.
	He did get stronger as the debate...
	A little disoriented?
	... I think the panic...
	He thought he was going to get drunk last night.
	My first generation Roomba could orient itself better.
	Andrew Yang is actually calling right now for them to swap out Joe Biden.
	Swap Joe out.
	The guy who believes in universal basic income and is a prick?
	I don't like him.
	Yeah, but you're a good prick.
	Is that a word?
	Maybe it is.
	Who knows?
	Are you going to the restroom?
	Go!
	Go, go, go!
	The guy believes in universal basic income and is a prick Temptation nasty to prevaricate about a whole
	About his own record about Biden's record and you seem petty and small at times
	So what you saw was a going to the restroom deeply vulnerable go go go go
	You're outside of your microphone. I thought you were leaving
	If anybody in America thinks that that was even close to being an okay debate by Joe Biden, I'm living in a parallel universe.
	That was an unmitigated disaster for President Biden.
	The second he walked out to the closing statement, the biggest issue for Democrats was abortion, and he couldn't give an answer.
	He gave an answer, he couldn't even give a coherent answer on the biggest issue for Do we have the clip of Joe Biden freezing completely early on?
	Okay, so guys, let me show you this.
	This is the moment that Joe Biden lost the election, and even in the eyes of Democrats, they're going to pull some trickery.
	Whether it's swapping him out, or whether it's using every trick in the book to try and steal this election from you, they know they can't win this honestly.
	They're going to do two things.
	Attack Trump more, tar and feather him more, and then somehow try and erase Joe Biden.
	That's what they're going to try and do.
	Let's watch this.
	This is when he lost the election.
	It's the reason they had him debate Trump.
	It was a good excuse to get rid of him.
	could be with that's dealing with everything we have to do with the set. Oh, gosh, getting worse. Oh, listen.
	I didn't think I'd be watching myself react.
	It's like a hack watch and react to a watch and react.
	He lost the election.
	But here's the thing.
	It's scary because they know that he lost the election.
	Well, if you didn't have the...
	I thought it was going to be the raw clip.
	I didn't think I'd be watching myself react.
	Well, you know.
	It's like a hack watch and react to a watch and react.
	He lost the election.
	But here's the thing.
	It's scary because they know that he lost the election.
	So what do they do now?
	What do they do now?
	They'll complain and say, oh, Donald Trump isn't going to shake hands and he's not civil.
	You want to talk about a lack of civility when they know they can't win?
	We went through the electoral map.
	You think that gets better for Biden after today?
	They know it doesn't.
	I said I was 60-40 that they swap him out before the election.
	I'm now at 50-50.
	I really think they might.
	Let's hear what socialist Van Jones has to say and then we have Alex Jones on because everyone else is a coward who doesn't host him.
	I can walk you through how I'm supposed to see it and say it, but I just want to speak from my heart.
	I love that guy.
	That's a good man.
	I love this country.
	He's doing the best that he can.
	If you don't say but.
	He had a test to me tonight to restore confidence of the country and of the base, and he failed to do that.
	And I think there's a lot of people who are going to want to see him consider taking a different course now.
	We're still far from our convention.
	I hate it when Nick is right.
	I'm right!
	I was right before Nick!
	Yeah, but I don't care about you.
	I only care about Nick.
	He's a guest.
	You and I have been friends for 20 years.
	I don't give a shit what you say.
	I care what Nick says.
	And if I may just add to that, I think Joe Biden lost in the first three minutes.
	I think a lot of voters probably tuned out and millions of people are having conversations with their families, with their friends, of if the president is up to the task and if he should step aside.
	And I'm someone who believes the former president is a threat to democracy.
	I think he is a threat to the America as we know it.
	Shut up, Alyssa.
	He wants to fundamentally change our institutions.
	He has laid out what his plan is.
	Now plug your OnlyFans.
	By the way, the DNC rules on replacing Biden after the convention behind closed doors without a vote.
	They can just do it.
	Okay, I'm 60-40, they replace him.
	70-30, come on, 70-30.
	70-30, they replace Biden.
	70-30, we got 70-30.
	Can I hear 70-30?
	Yeah.
	There we go.
	$24 off, link in the description.
	We got 7030 there, can I hear 7030?
	There we go, $24 off, link in the description.
	By the way, this is totally...
	Trump 24, tonight, Mug Club, let's go.
	Yes, Trump 24, because I know you think, oh, do not get complacent.
	This is a voter turnout.
	And right.
	This is going to get really, really ugly.
	This is going to get darkest before the dawn.
	Believe me, when they are admitting that he's not doing well, they're going to try and spin it.
	What are you laughing at?
	I'm sorry.
	Relax.
	It's in the bag.
	Bella's got Alex Jones.
	We need to go to Alex Jones.
	All right, okay.
	This man is one of the OGs.
	He has been possibly the most persecuted political voice, really, of our generation.
	Do we not?
	We do.
	Do we?
	It looks like he's in show now.
	We're looking at the fetus and it looks like he's in show.
	Okay, I'm gonna go back to my anecdote about John King.
	I was actually one time appearing at CNN, or I think it was HLN, and he walked out.
	He's like, ah, Mr. Crowder!
	That man is shaped like a pear, as though he's an Incredibles character.
	It's a very bizarre physique.
	Let's hear what he has to say.
	Was he nice to you?
	He was very nice.
	Smelled like a Bartlett.
	Was it a Bosk?
	What's a good pear?
	Both.
	They're both good pears.
	I'm a Bosk.
	I like pears.
	Pears are great.
	Is it a Boss?
	What's a good pair?
	Both.
	Both?
	They're both good pairs.
	I'm a Boss guy.
	I like pairs.
	Pairs are great.
	I like a pair of big ones.
	By the way, you missed it.
	When you were gone, I said, I hate it when you're right.
	I'm 70-30.
	They're going to replace him.
	out there. That's if you love him. If you love Joe Biden, by
	I'm 99-1.
	the way, you missed it when you were gone. I said I'm now 70. I
	said I hate it when you're right. I'm 7030. They're gonna replace him. These guys know this because they talked to
	him.
	I'm 99 one. You're like a Charles Krauthammer with a foul mouth. And no will
	You're like Boris Obama.
	Actually Donald Trump helped make Joe Biden the nominee because there was a feeling that if there were a primary
	that that would weaken, that Biden would probably win but it would weaken him in a general election and so there are
	people who could have run and didn't run because the history of that is bad.
	The point is now he is the nominee of the Democratic Party.
	No he's not!
	No he's not!
	Okay, voters choose tonight.
	Nope!
	By the way, I feel like we need to keep having drinks because Donald Trump keeps having thug life moments on this panel.
	He just said, Axelrod said that Biden will be the one to decide whether he steps down or not, which is not true.
	He's been a puppet the whole time.
	He hasn't made one decision in three and a half years on his own, especially this one.
	Biden can't decide between pancakes or French toast at his Bob Evans early bird special.
	How's he going to decide if he's the nominee or not?
	They're going to sit down.
	We've got Alex.
	It's going to be decided by Kamala Harris throwing a blow dryer in the bathtub.
	Alex Jones.
	All right.
	Let's go right now to one of the most persecuted political voices of our generation.
	Alex Jones.
	Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, can you hear me and see me, sir?
	Trump win and then pull.
	Looks like they're in show.
	Oh, he's on a panel right now, so I don't think he knows that we're trying to talk with him.
	He does.
	I like the American Hustle glasses.
	the United States.
	I don't think they do it before the presidential.
	I don't know about assassination.
	I wouldn't go that far that quickly.
	I think they'll... Can I say something?
	I agree with that guy a thousand percent.
	Oh geez.
	I don't want to.
	I want to be wrong.
	What gives you any feelings that they won't do what they have to do to...
	They'll do whatever they have to do, but it's a lot easier to just guide the guy anywhere that's outside of the West Wing than assassinate him.
	He'll be like, what's the guy's name?
	The guy with the pumpkin head who roams the earth.
	You just point him in one direction.
	Ichabod Crane.
	Ichabod Crane.
	But instead of a pumpkin helmet, he'll be walking with a six-year-old girl.
	Guys, this is the biggest, you've said it, we've said it a million times, biggest election of our lives.
	Yes, absolutely.
	No doubt about it.
	No doubt about it.
	How can you say assassination is out of the question?
	But he said 100% assassination.
	He said 100%?
	Yeah, I'm saying 2%.
	2% maybe.
	Is that fair?
	2%?
	Just to make sure everybody knows Alex has a frozen connection on his end so he saw an empty chair.
	That's why he's doing the panel.
	We're having him call back into the studio, so he's doing a show as well.
	We'll get him back.
	Let's show people really quickly.
	I want to talk about this again.
	Again, the promo code is Crowder24.
	Sorry, Trump24.
	It's the Crowder debate stream.
	Trump24.
	Just click the button.
	You can join Mug Club because we have the infrastructure in place and we're still building it.
	We're almost there.
	We need a little bit more for election night.
	Where do you go from the biggest election stream of all time to then the biggest midterm election stream of all time that was banned from YouTube?
	You go to pulling the rug out from under legacy media.
	Between now and election, they will pull every dirty trick.
	One of them, and that's why I don't want to focus on it too much, one of them may be swapping out Joe Biden.
	Another one may be switching some of the voting laws against their state constitution.
	No doubt.
	Another one may be suppressing stories like they did with the Hunter Biden laptop.
	They're going to try and suppress this debate, by the way.
	They're going to try and just sort of move on from this really quickly.
	Hopefully watch for something in the news cycle to bury this, which never would bury
	this debate.
	Between now and election, expect to see foul play the likes of which you have never seen
	in your lifetime and expect to see it on election night.
	And that's why we have built the infrastructure.
	We have boots on the ground in every major swing state, every major city, in every major swing state.
	We have data analysts, we have news wires, and the ability to call states.
	This is right now just a sample that you can see on election night of the electoral integrity map that we will be providing you, and it's all funded by you, Mug Club.
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	Two of the four things you just mentioned.
	🎵 🎵
	Wow, that's really cool.
	By the way, just so you know, we don't just have boots on the ground planned for then.
	We have boots on the ground now in Georgia.
	What, Atlanta?
	They're in Atlanta for this one tonight.
	In Georgia.
	Pull it up right now.
	We've got boots on the ground at the pro-Palestinian protest.
	We have some fiery ones from earlier.
	Those seem a little bit more peaceful.
	We actually had video from our people on the ground right now.
	There's free Palestine right outside.
	Yes, because that's the major concern for America.
	Free a country that doesn't exist.
	Oh, that's a good point.
	It's not a country.
	It's not.
	I forgot.
	It's not.
	I almost forgot because I talk about it so much like it's a country.
	It's not.
	It's like Little Orphan Annie of countries.
	They're just in an orphanage where no one wants them.
	Except I would like Little Orphan Annie.
	I wouldn't mind a ginger running around the house.
	I mean, because it's adopted.
	It's a recessive gene.
	I wouldn't want them in my lineage, but it's kind of like a novelty.
	Ah, it is a novelty.
	You're right.
	It's hard enough life for us.
	Just show me.
	Show me a full screen of me, Tim.
	Right here.
	There we go.
	There we go.
	Wear that thing around after this debate.
	You're gonna freak out every Dem because they know it.
	Yeah.
	They know they lost.
	Right now, Dems concerned about Biden's performance tonight.
	Hold on.
	Show that shirt.
	Show that shirt again.
	Stand here.
	Do it.
	Do it.
	I'm voting for the... Yeah.
	The only problem is if you wear that, your hand's gonna be sore from all the black guys high-fiving you.
	I was flexing, Tim.
	And Tim went away from me.
	I've been hitting the gym a little bit.
	Good for you.
	I understand.
	Fine.
	You're absurdly strong in a short amount of time, and I hate it.
	I'm just saying...
	Biden sucks for 20% off at CrowderShop.com.
	That's an easy promo code.
	Biden sucks.
	Biden lost?
	Can we do Biden lost maybe tomorrow?
	Yeah, we can do that.
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	Let me know when we have Alex Jones.
	We're working on it right now, I think, Tim.
	Let's go to Van Jones.
	And by the way, let's take it from Chad.
	We have a 7 plus 1.
	But tonight it's just been such a barn burner.
	Every lower third on CNN I've been reading is letting you know that they're gonna switch him out.
	Yeah, yeah.
	When CNN's leading the way with negative stuff about Biden, that's a, you know... Van Jones would have had a better time if AIDS started leaking from his dick.
	Let's watch.
	What?
	Good for the country.
	But young voters are up for grabs in this election, and I don't know a voter under 30 who would watch tonight and say, I have confidence in Joe Biden and casting my vote for four more years of Biden.
	And this opens the door, by the way, for the conversation.
	All right.
	And now we do have him on.
	I want to make sure the connection works.
	We have one of my favorites Alex Jones Turning against you I have no words to describe it. This
	was wild Steven Crowder I know we're crossing the stream, so it got a little complicated, but hey, I'm glad to have you on, sir.
	We're watching CNN right now.
	Look, I was not quite there, but I am now 70-30.
	After tonight, they swap Biden because even CNN is saying this was a bloodbath.
	What was your read?
	I'm sure you're having fun, but I also think people need to be careful because they are going to get dirtier and darker between now and election because of the loss.
	No, I totally agree.
	I mean, they gave at least 12 minutes more to Biden.
	They rigged all the questions for Biden.
	But like Gladiator, where they stab Maximus, he still wins the fight.
	I mean, Trump literally dominated, just being cool cat.
	And now they're bloodbathing on CNN, every other channel, saying get rid of him.
	But I agree.
	What are they going to pull next?
	And who is it they're about to bring in?
	Is it Gavin Newsom?
	Is it Hillary Clinton, which Washington Post says they should bring in?
	Is it Big Mike?
	I mean, this is about to get a lot crazier.
	Will the deep state assassinate Biden?
	And say that Trump supporters did it.
	I'm wargaming this in my own mind, and that's what Alex Jones does.
	I'm saying, I think they might kill Biden and blame Trump.
	Uh, okay.
	I'll give that a... I'll give that a... I know, you and Nick are just... I give it a 2% chance, because here's the thing.
	I just think it's easier to make him go away without... They want to avoid the theatrics.
	They want this to be as quiet as possible.
	And it makes him a victim.
	They want to... Okay, maybe you're right.
	But what do they do then, Steven?
	Well, I think they just point him south and hope for the best.
	This guy doesn't know where he is.
	I think that they want to do it quietly because, here's the thing, I think they want to parlay this, which is why they want to do it quietly, into their shenanigans that go into the election.
	They want it to take place in darkness.
	It's why CNN was threatening to remove any stream that fact-checked them tonight.
	Information is their enemy, and so I really do think If they have their choice, they want to do it quietly first, without drawing attention, because they just made a big stink about taking democracy away from the American people.
	It's going to be really hard to have a leg to stand on.
	No, I agree.
	So they're going to remove him, even Drudge says remove him, so who isn't?
	The big question is, who isn't?
	Gosh, I don't, you know, the one that I fear most, I will say this, is Gretchen Whitmer, because she's evil.
	And because, obviously, I'm from the state of Michigan, I think Gavin Newsom has too much baggage.
	I know I've heard Hillary Clinton.
	Obviously, she's the only person who's more unlikable than Kamala Harris.
	The one thing we can all agree on is, it will not be Kamala Harris, right?
	There's no way.
	No, you're right.
	I forgot about Whitmer.
	They've been floating her.
	Yeah, and she checks that box as a woman.
	Gavin Newsom kind of screwed the pooch.
	I think they sort of feel like that's spent and maybe trot him out next time.
	Who do you think they're going to replace him with?
	Because I think we all agree it's very likely that they do.
	They're floating Newsom at California's a disaster.
	You're right.
	They've been slowly under the radar floating, um, Whitmer of Michigan.
	So I think that's, I forgot about that.
	I think that's actually a good point.
	Uh, but they're crazy.
	I don't know.
	I mean, as if people are going to buy that, what are they going to do?
	Like they kept saying, will you question the election this time, Trump?
	That seemed like four times because Well, everybody questions elections.
	The State Department says in election monitoring worldwide that if you can't question an election, it's not a free election.
	So since when can we not question an election?
	Well, here's the funny thing to me is Joe Biden was using, you know, last year's talking points.
	And so is CNN, because YouTube has changed their policy, right?
	Where you are now allowed to question election results.
	And I believe the reason for that is is the same reason we had an election commission, election
	integrity commission, headed by Carter, Klobuchar, Elizabeth Warren, right? Because they're
	planning on questioning the election because they know that they can't win it honestly. So that's
	an actual change from YouTube policy.
	And I just don't think they're having to back off from saying you can't question it because
	they're about to question it when Trump wins. Exactly.
	So they want to, I think CNN was wrong to throw that out because pretty soon you're going to see them questioning the election.
	It's a bizarre, it really is a bizarre time.
	I think that he lost in those first three questions when he had that freeze and it was so nonsensical.
	And where I think that he also lost was, and I always say this, you know, I know that you did theater back in the day, acting away from the puck, right?
	Your face, your reactions, it was so, It was so genuine.
	Joe Biden was terrified, and Donald Trump looked like, I got him.
	You could tell that he felt like he was about to nail it, and that's something you can't just fake.
	You can't prep for that in a debate.
	The feeling that Trump seemed to display was that he was confident.
	Yeah, I don't think there's any doubt they've been routed, so we should all be asking, how do they strike back?
	I think you're right.
	Yeah, I think you're right, and I think it's a multi-pronged approach.
	I think they first try and swap him out, and then I think that they pull every trick they can.
	I think we're going to see media suppression big time of stories that harm Biden.
	I think that if they do swap Biden out, they're going to be running, they're going to be doing this in overdrive to make it seem as though it was something that couldn't be prevented, because I think that it looks really bad for them if they swap him out, and that is still a problem that they're going to have to deal with, and I think they can only do that through spin and through information suppression.
	No, I agree, but I don't think there's any doubt now.
	We can bring your co-host in.
	I want his take.
	I don't think there's any doubt they got to get rid of him now, but then that itself is changing horses in the middle of the stream.
	This is an unmitigated train wreck, which makes it even more dangerous.
	So, all I can say is anybody that claims we're not in exciting times, or anybody that claims things are boring, they are.
	They must be dead!
	Here's something else I will say, you know, Donald Trump is winning the vote under 30, I believe by, he's like 60%.
	He's winning Latinos right now 46 to 40, and he's gained a significant portion of the black vote.
	And people will say as a white guy this is racist, but as someone who spends a lot of time around these folks, whether it's in comedy or friends and family, Hispanic Americans and black Americans, they do have an inherent respect for strength.
	and they do feel uncomfortable around incompetence and someone who isn't in control.
	A liberal, maybe CEO, a billionaire that we don't know about.
	That's their only chance.
	They could pull out of nowhere.
	Like Bezos?
	There's somebody.
	There's got to be somebody.
	Like a Bezos or somebody on that high profile.
	Because that's the only thing.
	That's their only shot.
	Is it Mark Cuban or somebody like that?
	Mark Cuban.
	Yeah, somebody like that.
	Alex, I have a question for you on the timing.
	So I've been calling for a long time that Joe Biden wasn't going Back to you, Bob.
	I had a question on the timing.
	I've been saying this for a long time, and Nick agrees that Joe Biden's not going to be the guy.
	Do you think they wait until after the convention to do that?
	Or do you think they do it before?
	I am not the master politico like Roger Stone.
	He's been saying for three years they'll replace him in Chicago.
	Okay.
	And so I think that's clear.
	You watch the bloodbath on CNN.
	They're all attacking him.
	The knives are out like he's Julius Caesar.
	So no, I mean, I think they replace him and say Joe's got an illness.
	Remember, Joe said he was running.
	If I don't do a good job, I'll have an illness and disappear.
	So I think that was always kind of the plan.
	He's the third administration of Obama.
	And so I think I'm predicting you will see him step down at the DNC of Chicago in July.
	Let me make a statement here, okay?
	Let's all hear it.
	If that happens, I've said this before in the past, Mr. Jones, I've said, you know what, I feel like Alex and I have come closer together because Alex has really sort of espoused Christian conservatism more now, and I actually go, oh geez, Alex was right about a lot, you know, whereas if you were to ask me ten years ago, like, that's conspiratorial!
	If they replace him, the last vestiges of my faith in the American political system, as it relates to certainly the left, where I think there at least is some sense of decorum, will be gone.
	Honestly, I will probably be further to the right than you, because I maintain like, hey, you know what, I still think he's going to be the guy, and I will be I will be eating some crow, I'll be eating some humble pie because I thought they had to stick with Biden because they still had to maintain the appearance of it.
	If they swap him out, that means they genuinely do not care about the will of the American people, and I will admit it.
	Well, Steven, I don't think you're wrong, probably.
	I mean, when Roger three years ago said they will replace him, I was like, yeah, right.
	It's just I saw them totally turn against him tonight, and But it is crazy to replace him.
	It's even more desperate.
	So I'd say 50-50.
	I'm not trying to hedge my bets.
	I literally don't know what's going to happen.
	I just know they are bleeding out.
	They are exploding.
	It's like a race car.
	Its engine blows up and fire shoots out and it blows up.
	I mean, they just blew up.
	So I don't know what they're going to do.
	So the question is, what are they going to do?
	I don't know what they will do as far as how they replace him.
	I do know that it's going to get dirtier.
	It's going to get worse.
	It's going to get really rough between now and election because they are not going to give this one up.
	They've taken every legal avenue and illegal avenue to try and prevent the will of the American people.
	Maxine Waters is on the news every day saying Trump supporters are trading the woods to kill black people.
	What conservatives really training in the woods to kill black people?
	No, I believe there's, I believe from just what they're saying, they're trying to provocateur
	lunatics like with the Whitmer kidnapping, but much worse to stage something.
	I think that's very clear.
	That's their saving grace.
	That's their due sex.
	That's their secret plan.
	That's their October surprise.
	I'm saying right now, from what I've seen, they're planning to provocateur lunatics to
	go shoot up black churches.
	Yeah, but you know what?
	Even the lunatics right now, if anyone was thinking about assassinating Joe Biden after tonight, the lunatics are saying, hold wait!
	They know.
	No, I agree.
	Because people are aware of false flags and aware of being provocateur from Jan 6 and the Whitmer kidnapping plan.
	I agree.
	Like the Whitmer, people don't know.
	There was three trials that were found guilty in the third trial, but the two trials they weren't.
	And it turned out the majority were FBI leaders getting potheads, giving them money to just say you're going to go kidnap the governor.
	And so, yeah, people now know when they're like a pothead and some guy offers them $10,000 to say they're going to kill Biden.
	They're like, you're a fed.
	So I think because there's that awareness, they're losing that power because we're not as naive as we were.
	I think you're right.
	And so everyone here, including you Alex, everyone here, let's all make a pact on air.
	No more kidnapping governors.
	That's right.
	Back to my question.
	Hold on, it just depends.
	That was ignored.
	I'm sorry Nick.
	It wasn't ignored, it was overshadowed.
	Okay, it was overshadowed.
	Don't you think, Alex, how about a Bezos or a Mark Cuban kind of a high-profile business guy who leans left?
	Isn't that their only legitimate shot?
	I think that's really a smart point.
	I hadn't thought of that, but now that you say it, I think, yeah, they might.
	Being a Bloomberg or a Mark Cuban, absolutely.
	I mean, they're going to pull something.
	I don't think any of it's going to work.
	So we are about the next 130 days to be the most exciting time of life.
	So it's an amazing time to be alive.
	Yeah.
	No, I agree with you there.
	And I think it's also, as people who do what we do, one of the most dangerous times to do what we do, because Tonight, CNN started saying they're going to remove any live fact-checking.
	I bet you they're going to stop that because they know it's a disaster.
	They want to keep their powder dry.
	But they're going to pull every- I'll just interrupt you.
	That shows how desperate they are, yeah.
	Three days ago, they sent notices out to everybody saying, you can't cover it.
	You can't show clips.
	Fair use.
	Elon Musk said, screw you.
	Exactly.
	It's fair use, folks.
	Political speech is the most open speech for commentary.
	It's 100%.
	Exactly.
	I interrupt you, Stephen, but what are they going to do with their attempt to try to tell us we can't respond to that train wreck?
	Well, here's what they do.
	They make it really clear, Alex, is that first they demonetize you.
	That's what happened with us, where they say, you can't make any money.
	And we say, OK, we'll take that on the chin.
	Then they say, we're going to shadow ban you.
	We're going to throttle you.
	And then when you create an alternative platform, for example, what we've done with Mug Club and Rumble, They say, well, we're just going to sue you and go after you legally, as they've done with you, by the way, and I do mean a political persecution, to try and prevent you from making a living at all.
	That's the order.
	Demonetize, if it's not enough.
	Deplatform, you have another platform.
	Remove that platform through legal avenues to ensure you can't make a living ever again.
	Just imagine if someone came into your farm and said, I'm taking your crops away from you.
	That's what's really happening.
	It's just a digital version of that.
	I agree, but it's a sign of their weakness.
	And as long as we don't bow down or back down, we're going to win.
	Which is another question.
	Trump gets in, we've got to make sure he doesn't put a bunch of jerks in.
	He's not perfect.
	He believes the politicos.
	Let's war game this real quick.
	Trump wins in 130 days.
	What does the deep state do in that 79 days before he's inaugurated January 20th?
	And then once Trump gets in, how do we then hold his feet to the fire?
	Well, you know, like you said, you're not a politico.
	I'm really concerned about the media.
	I'm really concerned about the entertainment industry, where they're going to try and change public opinion and warp everything he says.
	So we're going to see a lot more of him saying, you know, I'm not talking about neo-Nazis, white supremacists who I condemn totally, and them say fine people on both sides.
	When he says make your voices heard peacefully and patriotically, then they say he called people to violence on January 6th.
	And the reason that I focus on that is because those are the top... people don't realize this.
	It was the media's false talking points that Kinzinger and Cheney knew were wrong that allowed them to withhold evidence and imprison Americans.
	So if we do everything we can... They're going to lie even worse.
	Exactly.
	Like a week ago, MSNBC puts out an undercover Roger Stone video at Mar-a-Lago where he goes, if they steal the election, we're going to challenge it.
	And the headline is, Roger Stone launches plan to steal election.
	They show the truth, but the headline is totally different.
	I think the only difference this time is the people are aware, Trump has his record now, the people are especially after what Alvin Bragg tried to pull and it backfired in their face.
	So I think any more shenanigans on their part is just going to backfire even more.
	But that's why they need the media and the entertainment industry.
	The deep state is testicle-less without the media and the entertainment industry.
	But I'm saying the people see through the media now.
	Well, they do, but then you see CNN, here's what happens.
	Here's the problem, right?
	And Alex, you know this.
	CNN, News Corp, whoever it is, Turner, they go ABC, when you talk about NBC Universal, ABC Disney, they spend a bunch of money in advertising on YouTube, Facebook, they don't really have a control over X anymore, to then dictate policy and say, we don't have a stranglehold, so we're simply going to silence everyone else.
	Yeah, we're dominating news, but only 10% of people watch news.
	You're right, Steven.
	It's the movies, entertainment, where they're going to put the lies on.
	Yeah, and they have to, and then you'll have poli- I mean, you know this, right?
	I've had to be in depositions, right?
	There are trials that take place where the evidence listed is a quote from a news article, and it's taken as though it's authoritative.
	These people work hand-in-hand.
	It's what they did with Donald Trump.
	Half of- Oh, they go to me and they go, here's a news quote that you admit you're an actor.
	I'm like, where's the video?
	Never said it.
	I've been an actor in movies, but I'm not an actor on air.
	They go, oh, you're fake.
	You're an actor.
	I never said it.
	They just say that.
	Right.
	Just like Joe Biden today.
	His whole defense was, I know a bunch of people who say, worst president ever.
	Really?
	Who gives a... I won't say what I was going to say.
	Who gives a rat's ass?
	I think I can say that.
	No Sam, we can delay it.
	Who gives a fuck?
	Yeah, exactly.
	Who gives a shit what some guy said to Biden?
	No one cares.
	The results speak for themselves.
	So everything has to be anecdotal.
	Everything has to be someone else said it.
	But I'm telling you, if you strip the media and the entertainment industry of their power,
	the deep state doesn't have as much of it because that's their reference point now.
	And that's, so two things.
	And that's why they're so panicked because they're losing it.
	And I don't think the public realizes how much power they've got.
	Like, take your show.
	It reaches 5, 10 million people a day.
	CNN's top shows have a million.
	Their average show, 100,000.
	They're a joke.
	Why did they get the debate?
	If Elon Musk would have hosted it, or if you would have hosted it, it would have had more
	credibility.
	I don't understand, like, because they're old or they're vestigial, why we still bow
	down to them.
	Because CNN's had no viewers for years.
	Tonight, yeah, they probably get Super Bowl numbers.
	But why were they giving it?
	I don't understand it.
	I don't either, Alex, but a couple of points.
	One, it's shows like ours and yours that are going to hold people's feet to the fire.
	It's going to hold Trump's feet to the fire when he says he's going to do certain things when he gets into office and making sure that those things actually happen.
	And number two, speaking of stuff in the media, man, we got your back.
	Anything that's going on that we can help with, man.
	We love you.
	We support you.
	We want to make sure that you have a voice in this election.
	So anything that we can do, we will make sure that we do it.
	Mug Club has your back 100% of the way.
	Well, we've got your back, Gerald Morgan, Captain Morgan.
	But I want to say this.
	In the ecosystem, there's only like 10 people.
	And I'm not trying to... I want more competition.
	I'm not saying this to put people down.
	There's a lot of other sub-hosts and people.
	But there's only so many Joe Rogans and Steven Crowders and Elon Musk and Tucker Carlson's out there.
	There's like 10 of them.
	And we have almost the entire audience, which is great.
	If you look at us compared to corporate media, we have 50 times the viewers.
	That's why they're so scared.
	They want to keep acting like it's not happening.
	But I see our victory as when there's 100 hosts that know what we know.
	Because we're trying to like transmit that knowledge to them To me, it's about educating other people to transcend this.
	And I've got your back too, but people need to understand there's not many people reaching 5 million people a day or 10 million like you are.
	It's not about an ass-kissing contest.
	It's real, folks.
	I reached 10 million.
	You reached 10 million.
	That's why the system is so scared.
	But the good news is Elon's not perfect, but the fact that he's moving to us so fast shows Whether he's opportunistic or not, he sees where the wind is blowing.
	Yeah, no, I think you're right.
	And you do reach those people, and that's why, like I've said, they've gone through the sequence, right?
	And right now they're at the final phase to try and silence you by any means necessary.
	And everyone watching right now, you can hold our feet to the fire.
	Hey, guess what?
	We'll take a removal from YouTube if that means that... They haven't struck us yet.
	We haven't struck us yet, but we will host Alex.
	In other words, I don't know what happens here in these next couple of weeks, if you guys haven't been following what's been going on with Alex Jones.
	Whatever happens, we'll take the strikes, we'll have you on, because they just want to... And Alex, I know they're coming for us next, because they already are.
	So believe me, it's not lost on us.
	We're all in this together, and I can't give the inside baseball, but that's exactly what it is.
	I swore to be loyal to my crew.
	I thought we'd be shut down months ago and now this federal judge keeps blocking them so I'm like and I don't want to go away I don't want to give up but it keeps I mean this is insane and the roller coaster to me and my family and the crew I feel so sorry for him every week they tried to send Uh, the county that shut us down two weeks ago, they tried to lock the doors three weeks ago, and it's all cra- the fact is we're fighting back.
	So listeners go, well, wait, the news says you're shut down today, but you're not because we're fighting back.
	But I don't expect any of this attack to be here much longer.
	So I'm glad you guys there.
	I'll be a guest on your show and stuff.
	I'm not a pussy.
	I'm not giving up.
	I don't think of myself as that powerful.
	I am getting my ass literally attacked by King Kong because our message is powerful, folks.
	And that's why you've got to support the Mug Club and support everybody else telling the truth because they wouldn't be attacking us if this didn't threaten them.
	But at the same time, I'm like the Alamo here, man.
	I'm getting overrun right now, but I feel good about it.
	I'm a man, but at the same time, it is crazy.
	Well, look, anything you need, place a call.
	Right now, we're still actually on YouTube.
	Funny enough, tonight Rumble servers crashed because we had a quarter million concurrent live viewers, and it came back.
	But where's the best place right now, just to stick it to the homos in Palo Alto, where people can go and watch and support you?
	Real Alex Jones on it.
	I remember seven years ago on his show, he never hit 100,000 live at one time, and he got like 50 million views that week on that one interview, and he goes, oh my god, at the end of the show, we just hit 100,000.
	You had a quarter million people on just that stream.
	That is holy grail stuff, folks, on Rumble.
	Thanks for watching.
	you About a month ago, and then we're not so I kind of have
	this promise to the crew and I'm not like wishing We're gonna get shut down, but I'm kind of like you know it
	just it's become such a Rollercoaster soap opera right that my eyes are crossed at
	this point, so it's an epic moment But in four words is hard to kill, but we're right there at
	the edge, and so that's where we are today Thank you so much, guys.
	Absolutely.
	Brave people are difficult to kill and more useful in general.
	And we appreciate it, Alex.
	I know you have your own show to go back to.
	We'll be back in touch soon.
	I'm gonna end it.
	We love you, Stephen.
	Thank you.
	Absolutely.
	Alex Jones, everybody!
	It's an intense night for sure.
	What do we want to do?
	Do we want to go back to CNN?
	We have a 7 plus 1.
	I'd like to go back right now to CNN for just a second.
	So I just want you to look at these chyrons.
	And we need refills because Donald Trump is still having thug life moments.
	Before we go to CNN though, let me just say this one really quick thing because they don't like it when you do the plug.
	Apparently they want me to do it.
	What's the URL?
	I want to make sure I have it right.
	T-W-C dot health.
	Where is it?
	I don't have it on my sheet.
	Is it T-W-C dot health slash Crowder in big bold letters at the bottom?
	I can't find it!
	Where is it?
	Literally, I can't find the website.
	Oh, okay, here we go.
	Alright, T-W-C dot health slash Crowder.
	Use the code Crowder to save 10%.
	Look, we actually had to use this.
	I had someone in my family who had an infection and they used the Bactrim that was in this.
	That's the antibiotic.
	They also have azithromycin.
	So, it's one of those things, you have it, like I say, you have dried food, you have some water, ever clear, as good as a disinfectant, also gonna work as fuel, but these guys can set you up in case of an emergency.
	We actually had to use it here at the studio.
	Thank God we had it.
	It's useful to have.
	You don't need to be some kind of a prepper.
	How many times have you had something go down where you go, oh man, I wish I had some kind of antibiotic, some kind of ointment, something that would actually take care of this.
	You get bitten by a brown recluse.
	And I've been at war with them lately, I won't get into it because it only makes me mad, but you can just trust the wellness company.
	We've actually really put, that's why they became a sponsor, because we used it and I said, you know what, we really should let people know about this.
	Had to use it at the studio, I got locked in the bathroom for a week, remember?
	That's absolutely right.
	They have the ointment for the thing down south, it'll be fine, you'll be okay.
	The bumps will go away, Nick.
	I drank the toilet water.
	Monkey Pox is curable, my friend.
	Was that epic in there?
	His bumps are doing better.
	They stopped weeping.
	There you go.
	Let's go.
	Oh, God, that's a delicious way.
	So go to CNN right now.
	Look, I want you to look at the lower thirds.
	I know.
	The chyrons that they've had.
	Nothing good.
	No, it's worse than that.
	It's hard to argue that Biden should be... These are a few of my unfavorite things.
	Yes.
	It's hard to argue that Biden should be our nominee.
	Nothing good came from it.
	People are panicking right now.
	And CNN and Nick, you know what?
	A little bit of kudos to you.
	I didn't think that this debate would go this bad for Joe Biden.
	But it has.
	And CNN has done nothing but throw him under the bus right now.
	You couldn't have set expectations any lower.
	You couldn't.
	They kind of, it's a combination.
	I mean, just from how much he's declined since the State of the Union speech.
	Well, look at this from Brian Stelter.
	Really quickly.
	Right here from X in our own air channel right here.
	He's in worse shape than me!
	I'm listening to radio, and the audible difference between Biden and Trump is really striking.
	That's somebody who is in the bag for Joe Biden.
	Well, it scares me.
	These people are coming out right now and saying, holy crap.
	It almost scares me.
	I had two theories on this.
	They were using this night as the reason to get rid of him, and the chyrons are already written beforehand.
	I think they were hoping for the best, and it just became undeniable.
	The level that they play at scare me.
	What Alex said about something happening to Biden?
	Yeah.
	Boy, did that touch a nerve with me.
	That's the level they play at.
	It might not be something that happened to Biden, but it could be a racial incident.
	You know what I mean?
	Well, your nerves are extra sensitive because of the ointment, but that's a side effect.
	Oh, for the love of Christ.
	But I do agree.
	Look, can we also agree with this, though?
	This is the thing.
	I will say this.
	I think they were hoping for the best.
	It was undeniable.
	They have to do something about it.
	It's the same thing election night, where people talk about them stealing an election.
	Yep, they'll do anything they can.
	If the gap is undeniable, they have to go... At a certain point, they do have to.
	Think of tonight.
	Think of how undeniable it was.
	That can take place on election.
	Do not become complacent.
	Make it undeniable.
	And we are going to do everything we can.
	And I've told you this.
	I don't know if I'll be here for the next election in four years.
	I'll be here for the midterms, absolutely.
	So we are burning the boats.
	We are leaving nothing for the swim back.
	We are all in on this election, November 5th, 2024.
	We stream until it's over.
	Use the promo code TRUMP24.
	You get $24 off.
	Expect every dirty trick in the book.
	I guarantee it.
	We want to hear what John King, Mr. Pear Shape, says.
	And the link is in the description.
	By the way, before we go to John King, pull this up.
	That is the most recent poll here, so post-debate and pre-debate, right?
	So they had Trump at 59 pre-debate, Biden at 34.
	Now they have Trump at 65 and Biden at 23.
	For what?
	Those are betting odds, not a poll, sorry.
	That's almost the same ratio of Rotten Tomatoes critics versus fans when it's a woke show.
	When people have to put their own money on it, I tend to believe it a little bit more.
	It doesn't mean that you should take that as being the Bible or something like that and it's gospel.
	But that is people's reaction immediately that have to put money on the line.
	And by the way, this is a debate, this is why it's so important, where as it relates to Biden's candidacy, perception is reality.
	I was watching today CNN's coverage where they were saying, and people are, they were talking about Donald Trump getting off the plane saying he's looking- We have a problem after Biden's performance, yes of course!
	The Chirons are absolutely roasting Biden.
	Before this debate on CNN, they were saying as Donald Trump exits the plane, he is looking down at the steps and walking very slowly.
	We are going to see if he has all of his faculties.
	They were trying to sell that.
	We have a clip of Jill Biden.
	You have to scroll up just a bit.
	Jill Biden?
	Jill Biden leading Joe Biden off the stage.
	Oh, Jill Biden.
	This satanic bitch.
	Dear God, hope there's not a stare stage.
	Okay, let's watch this.
	He's gotta scroll up to it, it'll take him a second.
	You got it?
	Okay.
	Alright, let's watch this.
	I haven't seen it.
	Here we go.
	Hey, Joe.
	Joe, we gotta go.
	Okay, Joe.
	Okay, Joe.
	Hurry up, I have to go.
	I have to go bang the pool boy.
	has come out of former President Trump walking off the stage
	by himself the first of many of the 2024 campaigns
	and the earliest presidential debate ever now in the Washington in front of the voters
	tonight along with Aaron Bernanke and the political personal demarcene
	and flash full and sweet state
	Look at that person on the left.
	The only reason that person came up was to help.
	help. That is incredible. Listen, I'm sorry.
	I don't think we could say it any more clearly than Joe Biden himself did tonight.
	He ran himself out of the race tonight.
	No, no, no.
	He said... I knew it.
	He froze.
	He really did.
	You said you're going to pull up a clip of Jill.
	It should have been, you know, Adrian Rocky when she's watching him get the shit kicked out of him.
	You can't win!
	Remember when she poked her head out and started getting hammered?
	What, is Joe Biden traipsing around with a diaper full of crap?
	It was like Rocky 3 tonight where he was trying to do the Ropa Dope, only he never had the comeback.
	It would be like Rocky going, you ain't so bad, you ain't so bad, and knockout.
	Or he basically goes back into the roofs and throws himself onto the mat.
	Like, well, okay, that happened.
	But we also have a clip coming in right now from Tim Miller, so TimODC on X, where Gavin and Warnock respond about whether the president should consider stepping aside.
	Winter Warnock?
	Well, the guy who's the senator now.
	Oh, see it go.
	From one guy.
	There we go.
	All right, cut away.
	It looks like David Axelrod has suggested the Democrats should look at replacing Joe Biden on the ticket.
	Would you urge the President to reconsider moving forward?
	Absolutely not.
	Have us back from one guy.
	Oh, there you go.
	From one guy.
	There we go. Alright, cut away.
	So that is them right now going, Yes!
	But absolutely not.
	Absolutely not tell him to do that.
	Look, this has been apparent for a long time.
	It's gotten way worse in the last few months and a lot of people speculated on what Joe Biden was going to have to do tonight to kind of cross that level.
	This is not Joe Biden at the State of the Union.
	Where he stood up there and strung sentences together in a reasonable way, even though he made some mistakes, people overlooked it and said, ah, that's the Spry Joe.
	When you have to look at Joe Biden's speech and find positives about how he strung sentences together, that is your cue that he is around the bend.
	That's not what you should be looking for in a leader.
	When he does something good on the world stage, when he stares down an opponent, when he comes to an agreement with somebody like Vladimir Putin who's invading Ukraine, when he does something like that, that's what you look for.
	Not somebody who made it through the State of the Union speech.
	Tonight, he didn't make it through a 90 minute debate and he went to Camp David for what?
	10 days?
	8 days?
	To rest and relax?
	The world is on fire and this guy is AWOL and even then he cannot come back strong enough to make it 90 minutes with a guy who's almost as old as he is.
	The comparison is so clear.
	Donald Trump wins in a landslide after this if they don't replace him.
	Even if they replace him?
	I mean, I think so.
	They're gonna get dirty.
	It's possible that they're gonna get dirty.
	Like, I don't want anyone to take this as a win.
	Because it just means they're going to plan B, where they have to be more violent.
	And I mean that literally.
	Dirtier, more underhanded, abusing the legal system.
	Expect many laws to be broken.
	And I don't just mean protocol.
	I don't mean decorum to not be respected.
	Expect laws to be broken flagrantly.
	And expect them to lie to you about it.
	How about Trump's sentence?
	Does it affect that?
	Yeah.
	What did Kamala say?
	Let's see what he said.
	Pull that up.
	Let's hear her spin this.
	He's gonna spin her ass off.
	us in a razzle.
	Listen, first of all, what we saw tonight is the president making a very clear contrast with Donald Trump on all of the issues that matter to the American people.
	That he's retiring.
	Yes, there was a slow start, but it was a strong finish.
	And what became very clear over the course of the night is that Joe Biden is fighting on behalf of the American people on substance, on policy, on performance.
	Joe Biden is extraordinarily strong.
	And I'm sorry, on substance and policy and performance tonight, I mean, the president's performance tonight clearly was disappointing.
	It sucked.
	His supporters... Oh, shut up Anderson, go buy some gas station Viagra and visit the fire station.
	Exactly, give it to me.
	Those are Democrats, especially worried that Biden did not punch back on Trump's lies.
	Punch back?
	another called it a train wreck. Those are Democrats.
	Train wreck disaster.
	Especially worried that Biden did not punch back on Trump's lies.
	Punch back? He shit his pants.
	Listen, people can debate on style points, but ultimately this election and who is the
	President of the United States has to be about substance.
	And the contrast is clear.
	Look at what happened during the course of the debate.
	If you want to know about substances, ask Hunter.
	The substance would be feces in his pants, John.
	By the way, notice the progressives are constantly living in the past and a wrong past?
	Exactly.
	You remember January 6th like you remember listening to Tupac in high school, dummy.
	Right, smoking pot.
	I think it's an accident they put her on first.
	They want to keep going back to Roe v. Wade because they appeal to whores.
	in high school dummy. Right, smoking pot. I think it's an accident they put her on first.
	...and all over the place about where he stands on that issue despite the fact that he hand-selected
	three members of the United States Supreme Court with the intention that they would undo
	the protections of Roe v. Wade. They want to keep going back to Roe v. Wade because
	they appealed to whores. That's right. It's all they've got.
	...wherein women...
	Look, Anderson Cooper's looking like he's really interested.
	He's like, Roe v. Wade.
	Are there butt babies?
	Excuse me, waitress?
	be true but the president of the United States was not able to put make that
	case to Donald Trump on the stage tonight I mean you debated against then
	vice president Trump excuse me vice president Biden four years ago and
	And he was a very different person on the stage four years ago when when you debated him.
	You must.
	I mean, that that's certainly true, is it not?
	Anderson, the point has to be performance in terms of what a president does.
	Anderson, do it like we rehearsed.
	These are dumb people.
	I don't feel bad for her.
	It's indefensible.
	His racket is indefensible.
	What he did tonight is indefensible.
	She's in a horrible place.
	She's in a worse position than under Willie Brown.
	Exactly. That's the other guy on the debate stage.
	The person that you saw on the debate stage that has for the last three and a half years up until today,
	performed in a way that has been about whether it be in the Oval Office negotiating bipartisan deals so that we have an
	infrastructure, a real infrastructure plan where we're putting trillions of
	dollars on the streets of America to upgrade our infrastructure.
	Where'd you get those trillions?
	No, you were sucking on heads of members of the military.
	You are meeting with heads of the military and the intelligence community.
	No you are sucking on heads of members of the military.
	What?
	That's accurate.
	That's accurate.
	Deep State's going to whack her and blame it on the Whitey's.
	Biden kills Trump.
	It's the old double cross.
	Aggressive panic for dance.
	Aggressive panic!
	That was up a long time ago.
	I just love the word aggressive panic.
	Those two words don't go together very often.
	the last 90 minutes. It's the old double cross. When I've been watching the last three and a half years of
	performance.
	But this was a debate that your campaign wanted to push for this debate at this moment. Aggressive panic.
	That was up a long time ago. I just love the word aggressive panic. Those two words don't go together
	very often. I was trying to point that out when Alex was up.
	And they're saying it about themselves.
	Let me show you an aggressive panel.
	What the fuck?!
	What the fuck?!
	That's an aggressive... I love this.
	Oh, thank you.
	I love this.
	A new president.
	Ah!
	Losing in November!
	our collective lifetime.
	And do we want to look at what November will bring and go on a course for America that is about the destruction of
	democracy.
	I'm losing in November. I'm losing in November.
	Parody.
	Put your old man on there.
	Where are all these manufacturing jobs?
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That's not bizarre.
	...building and creating 15 million American jobs over 800,000 manufacturing jobs.
	I got that this is the after place of the debate, this conversation that I'm in.
	Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Because CNN is so conservatively biased.
	...it's also important to recognize that the choice in November...
	Do you hear this?
	Look, listen to this.
	She's scolding Anderson.
	She's going, this isn't how we do this.
	I came on here because I had an expectation.
	And by the way, it's the same reason we have the problems with the RNC not wanting to do interviews with people who don't just provide softballs.
	They are incapable of answering questions.
	Anderson Cope was more in the loop than she is.
	Yeah.
	She didn't get the memo that we're trying to write him off tonight.
	Nope.
	And Anderson Cope was like, you're not playing along.
	Did you get the memo from the wife?
	Look, if they write her him off, she's gone.
	Oh, God, yeah.
	Yeah.
	What do you think?
	She could win a primary?
	It's a two for one.
	It's a beauty.
	I'd like to just play that exchange that we saw tonight.
	Uh-oh, they're gonna make her watch it.
	It's like Scar- Look at the stunned look on his face.
	Huh.
	He's right.
	Fuck.
	They're making her watch it.
	They're clockwork-oranging her.
	It's like a dog's face in their crap, you know?
	Yep, rubbing the ol' nose right in.
	It's like Goodfellas, like, you're gonna watch your friend die!
	That's what this feels like.
	Oh, I'm curious to- Oh, Casino at the end?
	Oh, Casino, that's right.
	I'm very curious to see her response.
	She's still breathing!
	At the end?
	No, no, kill him.
	He's been hit with baseball bats for 20 minutes, alright?
	Come on.
	What a brutal scene that was.
	That's merciful compared to tonight.
	Come on, Kamala.
	Shout your abortion.
	We need some kind of a plot twist.
	weeks or seven or eight or ten weeks. Something very, very concerning.
	Come on Kamala, shout your abortion. We need some kind of a plot twist.
	To someone who watched this debate tonight and has serious concerns about the President
	of the United States, what do you say to them about what they just saw?
	Vote for Trump.
	They saw the fact that if Donald Trump were elected to be president of the United States this November, he will sign a national abortion ban.
	Take him at his word.
	He said he would when he was president before.
	He said if it came to his desk, he'd sign it.
	There's no reason to believe anything would change.
	A national abortion ban means that folks in New York, California, Maryland...
	All these other states that have protected the right of a woman to make decisions about her own body and not have her government tell her what to do would be at risk.
	That's what you should take away from that discussion.
	You decided to cloak your own body over every mayor, senator, junior senator in California.
	The person we saw tonight, the president we saw tonight on that stage, is that how he is every day?
	The Joe Biden that I work with every day is someone who, as I have said, has performed in a way that... That's not what he asked you, you silly girl.
	Republicans and Democrats to compromise in a way that is extraordinary... Ms.
	Harris, if you offer to blame him as you have every other political official, do you believe that he could find himself erect?
	Someone who goes to our allies around the world and strengthens NATO to the point that there are two new members of NATO who just about four years ago... NATO's the reason Putin got pissed in the first place, you dumb hoe.
	The Joe Biden I know is someone who is delivering 800,000 new manufacturing jobs and bringing manufacturing back to the United States.
	I'm just teasing.
	Not shipping jobs out like Donald Trump did.
	So that's the Joe Biden I know.
	Vice President Kamala Harris, I appreciate your time today.
	I appreciate you lying for 20 minutes.
	Thank you.
	Good to be with you.
	No, it's not good to be with him.
	And it's not good to be with you.
	This is a bad, bad night.
	But do not allow this to make you complacent.
	Trust me.
	It gets dirtier.
	It gets uglier.
	It gets darker from here because... Oh, is this the guy?
	No, this isn't that guy.
	This is, you know who, this is the Dos Equis guy.
	Most interesting guy in the world.
	Look, recommit right now.
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	Help us provide an alternative to these guys.
	These guys should never control what you see from elections debates ever again.
	They tried to do it tonight.
	They silenced a ton of creators tonight.
	We were the largest stream in the world tonight outside of CNN's Plumped up numbers because they scared everybody into not streaming.
	We were number one out there.
	There needs to be 20 more of us.
	100 more of us.
	No more CNN.
	No more Fox.
	Sorry.
	No more NBC.
	No more ABC.
	They don't control this anymore.
	Imagine this and then take what you saw tonight, now apply it to calling states.
	That's what happened with Arizona, that's what happened with Georgia, that's what happened with Michigan.
	Never again.
	We're not going to allow it this election.
	We are going to be calling states more accurately than anybody else because we will have people there as well as all the services that they have in calling their states.
	It's really just one, one or two if you're lucky.
	We have what they have and more.
	Apply what you saw tonight.
	The bias, apply the spin, what Kamala Harris just did.
	Apply it to election night.
	It's going to get really, really bad.
	And we're not going to allow it to happen.
	The only reason that we have not been removed from YouTube is because of you.
	Because there are enough of you.
	And when it comes to live... Look, we'll go to Mug Club here and take some chats because I know that's something that only Mug Club people get to do.
	But we understand that you have a choice of anyone.
	On a debate like tonight.
	Every single Tom, Dick, and Harry is streaming.
	Every dude and their dog is streaming.
	We get it.
	And we have always been very blessed with your trust and support and been number one every single time.
	And I don't say that as a brag.
	I say it because we are very grateful and humbled every single time we come out.
	Gerald can tell you, I'm always nervous.
	I'm going, I hope we do a good job.
	I hope we balance providing what it is that they're doing with some commentary, some fact-checking.
	We know you could pick absolutely anybody.
	And we have to re-earn it every single time.
	Every single time we start a new show, I say the audience from yesterday is not the same people from today.
	Every day you have to re-earn that trust.
	You start from zero.
	And I just ask that you give us that chance going into election, November 5th, 2024.
	We are doing everything in our power and we already have infrastructure that no one else in the history of online streaming has ever had.
	And we're only going to be adding to it, and that's because of you.
	You have a choice of anyone tonight.
	We know that.
	We appreciate that you chose to be with us.
	And we even had some shenanigans that we didn't end up using because it was just one of those historical nights.
	I am going to remember this night for the rest of my life.
	I'm going to remember that moment, that walkout, for the rest of my life.
	You'll be telling your kids about that.
	You'll be telling your kids about the time... Remember when Gerald Ford pardoned Nixon?
	This was that kind of a moment where he walked out, he froze, and he stuttered.
	And we predicted it was a silly drinking game.
	But that's really because that's the culmination of years and years of research and experience.
	We knew something like that would happen.
	We knew they would spin it.
	And I'm telling you, you can take this to the bank.
	They're going to make this a whole lot worse unless you stay on them.
	So yep, have a little bit of champagne.
	This is one obstacle that you have overcome.
	But this, between now and this election, is where this fight begins.
	We've known that behind the scenes, but I'm telling you now publicly, it starts tonight.
	With tonight's debate, between now and November, do not let your foot off the gas.
	And another way to support people is to go out and see live shows.
	Nick DiPaolo is going to be at Gas South in Duluth, Georgia, right around where the debates were, August 10th.
	And Josh Feierstein is actually, I believe, already on a plane, or he is tomorrow.
	You can go and see Josh July 7th at the Louisville Comedy Club, jfeierstein.com.
	And after the election, I plan on getting back on the road, but right now, go and see them.
	They're brilliant.
	You know what, there's really a sense of camaraderie at those lectures.
	Also, August 9th in Jacksonville at the Performing Arts Center, the night before Duluth.
	August 9th?
	Jacksonville.
	Jacksonville Performing Arts Center.
	By the way, there's still over 185,000 people watching this.
	Are you telling me I shouldn't just go to Mug Club?
	Currently, right this second.
	Well, what do you want me to do?
	I don't know, what do you guys want us to do?
	Do you want us to end this with a 7 plus 1?
	We can, well, I mean... No, let's stay and entertain the people.
	They probably want us to go...
	Hours and hours longer.
	I mean, it just... Yeah, hey, it's like a telethon.
	All right, I'll tell you what, then.
	Fine.
	Hold on really quickly.
	Look, if you want to do that, join Mug Club, right?
	Oh, eat a ballsack, Gil.
	Trunk 24.
	Let's go.
	That's where you get to do these things.
	I'm serious, like, for these people, like, at our peak, well over 250,000 people.
	That beats NBC and Fox.
	We've slayed the media already.
	If CNN wasn't tilting this in their favor, we would have slayed them too tonight.
	Yeah.
	People were scared.
	You know how many people thought CNN had the only rights to do it?
	And you know what?
	This is the first time in history I've seen that happen.
	And you know what?
	Look.
	I'm going to speak very frankly here tonight.
	They're already shitting on Trump with these commercials.
	Yeah, committed financial fraud.
	I'm going to speak very frankly here, because we've had these struggles here behind the scenes.
	Conservatives, you mustn't be afraid to dream a little bit bigger.
	We've certainly, and I still will, of course, go in the paint for the people at Rumble and Chris Pavlovsky, and we are very appreciative.
	But the fact that the servers have crashed, this has happened so many times, it means that The right doesn't expect it.
	They don't expect you to make your voices heard to this degree.
	They don't expect this kind of groundswell.
	They don't expect this kind of populism.
	And everyone on the right needs to expect it and earn it every single time.
	That shouldn't happen again.
	We shouldn't be facing a dynamic where CNN is threatening to remove our stream from the world's biggest platform and as all of you migrate to other platforms that you hope That you just kind of show- no, no, don't show up.
	Don't just show up to take part.
	If you're not in this to try and change the country, if you're not in this to be the best, and that means every creator out there, that means everyone on Twitter, that means everyone on Instagram.
	Look, you want to put up a meme that says, lock Hillary up to get 5 million likes and sell your bullshit wares to people as some kind of a consultant?
	Go ahead.
	But let's not be afraid to dream a little bit bigger.
	Let's not be afraid to say, you know what, not only can we live stream an election, we can actually be the people who everyone else follows in the election.
	We already did it tonight.
	We've done it every single other election.
	As far as the numbers, the difference is with what we're going to do, it's not going to be the numbers in November.
	We're actually going to be taking the actionable steps that no one else is willing to.
	So please, by the way, if you are watching right now, I'm sure there's a young me, a young Nick, who thinks, how do I get started?
	How do I do?
	What I don't want you to think is that the ceiling Is what conservatives have already achieved.
	It's not.
	Because if the ceiling is this, if the ceiling is what other conservatives out there are providing for you, it's embarrassing.
	Because it means we can't capitalize on these opportunities.
	We can't be in a world where they get dirtier, they get worse, they commit more crimes, and we can't respond because we haven't prepared for it.
	Because we think, you know what?
	I just hope I make it to the dance.
	No more taking part.
	It's time to run the board.
	It's time to take over this game, and that means you cannot rest a moment.
	Between now and election, I am telling you, there isn't going to be an October surprise.
	There is going to be a weekly surprise.
	They're going to try everything, and I know what it's like.
	You know what it's like, for example, if you're sitting down and you have to write for a show, right, and you have a deadline, and you haven't, you go, I don't know, a monkey and a pair of shoes, and someone goes, fucking no, and they hang up, right?
	It's like, anything you can, they're gonna do that, only they're doing it with your vote.
	Anything they can try, they are going to try.
	So you have to be steadfast and disciplined.
	This is not, this is not the win that you think it is tonight, and I wish that it could be.
	It's not.
	This was a flare that fired out, and they're scared.
	And scared people are dangerous people.
	Cowards are more dangerous than strong men because they do evil things.
	Look at this, they're calling him on false shit.
	What are they saying?
	False or misleading Biden claims at CNN debate.
	$200 cap on overall spending and Medicare border now has fewer crossings than when Trump- Yeah, they're trying to do a fact check.
	You know what?
	Right now they're going, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta abort.
	We gotta jump ship.
	Let's, let's stay on and do this real quick.
	Okay.
	Then a 7 plus 1.
	Trump wants to get rid of Social Security.
	Trump doesn't.
	He said billionaires pay 8.2% in taxes.
	It's much higher.
	He said Trump told Americans to inject bleach amid COVID.
	We know Trump made foolish comments about scientists studying... He didn't say that at all.
	...injection, but didn't frame it as advice to people.
	And Biden said the Border Patrol endorsed him.
	No, its union supported the border bill he'd supported, never endorsed him himself.
	In fairness, the president did appear to be checking Biden.
	Now, the Trump list.
	It is way, way longer.
	I won't show it, suck a dick, because you know you want to.
	It's already started.
	I'm not going to, ahhh.
	No, that's 100% true!
	Pull the Northam clip.
	Pull the Northam clip again.
	This is, and we did a point by point fact checks on the 30 fact checks they issued to Trump.
	If they, right now you know the first one, they're just lying.
	Some democratic states allow babies to be executed.
	That's not true.
	It is absolutely true.
	It was true when Barack Obama voted against the Infants Born Alive Act in Illinois and they were thrown in waste paper baskets.
	And it was absolutely true when Northam talked about it.
	The governor of Virginia on a radio show saying after the baby was born we may resuscitate it and then see what the mother wants to do with the baby.
	It is true.
	It has happened.
	I need you to, when we're talking about abortion, get rid of the realm of hypotheticals Minimum 10,000, closer to 15,000 abortions every single year of babies that are 22 weeks or older.
	Every single year.
	I don't know when it becomes enough of a problem.
	To me, 10,000 suffices for sure.
	They're refuting that he said many of the people coming on the border are from mental institutions and prisons.
	How the fuck is that false?
	Yeah, I know.
	Are you kidding me?
	CNN's already started.
	You said it's going to get dark and dirty.
	They're starting already.
	They're absolutely going to try for a minute, but here's the Northam clip.
	An example of a serious case.
	The infant would be kept comfortable.
	The infant would be resuscitated if that's what the mother and the family desired.
	That's it.
	If that's what the mom and the family desired, because they tried to abort, but the infant To some miracle of God, came out alive, they're gonna put it in a room and go, well, you know, if this thing is, you know, not breathing on its own, we'll ask the mom.
	Do you want to kill your child still?
	Now that he or she is out of the womb?
	How else do you take that?
	10 to 15,000 late-term abortions every single year.
	You think those are all for the health of the mom?
	Less than 1% according to the same statistics that you get from the CDC and the surveys.
	Like we talked about, they will just go to that question.
	Okay, where's the line?
	And you know what?
	I'm not going to do it.
	Oh, abortion is a losing issue.
	You know what?
	10 to 15,000 babies that could be born premature, they could be your babies.
	I'm sorry.
	It's murder.
	Murder is not a small issue to me.
	When we're talking about 10 to 15,000 a year, that's a holocaust.
	Yeah.
	And we had this prepared, we didn't get to it earlier, but you know what, it seems like it's a good palate cleanse.
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	Just click the button if you are watching on Rumble.
	If you are still here, we appreciate it.
	We know that many of you are.
	Actually we have, you know tonight they had a bunch of rules for this debate, but what you didn't see were actually the rules that former Vice President Biden turned down, and of course CNN acquiesced, the rules that President Trump requested.
	So we actually have what we believe are the most significant rules that Trump requested for this debate
	which were denied.
	Which brings us to tonight's 7 plus 1.
	You forgot Sivan in the chamber!
	you. 7 45. I'm out of here. I'm 7 plus 1.
	Trump-Biden debate.
	Requests that were turned down.
	Tonight.
	Number 7.
	Every time Biden uses words convicted felon, Trump gets to give him a purple nurple.
	That is one that's... Or titty twister to the uninitiated!
	That's the same thing.
	Number six, Nick DiPaolo.
	The second half of the debate is to be performed on the Stairmaster.
	Oh, whoa.
	He wanted the elliptical.
	I said Stairmaster.
	Low impact, he says.
	Low energy, I say.
	Number five.
	This one seems pretty straightforward.
	A trap door.
	Which, oh, well that makes sense.
	I think Biden would have asked.
	He would have been glad to have that at some point.
	He would have hit the button himself.
	Yes, he would have.
	Absolutely.
	Seven plus one debate requests that were turned down.
	Number four, Nick DiPaolo.
	Jello wrestling.
	Oh, wait.
	Oh, wow.
	One looks quite a bit better.
	You're my boy, Blue!
	I started reading it like Biden.
	I started reading the directions.
	Pause!
	Number three, and actually, he called them directly and asked for this.
	He asked for this.
	He said if you're gonna shut off my microphone, if you're gonna shut off my microphone,
	I want a halftime jousting match.
	Ah!
	Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
	Ow, it hurts!
	We're pretty good.
	Marco Rubio, I don't know.
	I like him.
	Yeah, we'll go to him in a minute.
	This is quintessential Nick DiPaolo.
	Oh boy.
	Oh no.
	Yeah, we're down at 7 plus 1.
	Trump debate requested.
	We're turned down.
	Number 2, Nick.
	If Joe falls down at any point, he's not allowed to get back up and has to finish the debate in the position in which he fell.
	Stay down!
	You never kept good time anyway.
	Good one, Rocky!
	Two?
	I think it was four.
	Leave it down!
	Leave it down!
	Oh, how good was he?
	Oh, it was great.
	Seven plus one debate requests that were turned down from Donald Trump.
	Number one, look, this one's straightforward.
	Ring girls!
	Oh, jeez.
	Come on!
	Wonder Woman!
	You should have put Republican only, though.
	Oh, and I forgot this is the Plus One, actually.
	This was one that, of course, had to turn down, but I actually like the idea.
	The Plus One request that was turned down was Chris Hansen as moderator.
	Oh, come on.
	Which seems like that would... Why are you sweating, Joe?
	Have a seat over there for a minute.
	This has been Tonight's 7 Plus 1.
	You forgot Sivan in the chamber!
	Let's go to Rubio real quick.
	Let's go to Rubio.
	He's been on the show a couple of times.
	I don't know how I feel about him.
	Trump 24, click the link.
	I kinda like him, I gotta admit.
	Mug club.
	Small hands.
	Did you do that because you were worried about Trump?
	No, I think that Congress has an important role to play in an alliance, which is basically a treaty, but by the same token, I would tell you, and I think, by the way, Biden, I mean, Trump is not the first president in American history.
	Virtually every president in American history has complained about the Europeans not spending more, and why would they?
	They have these massive social safety net programs.
	They don't want to take money out of that and put more into their defense.
	Some of these countries are highly capable of doing more.
	You look at the attrition of French military capability and other military capabilities from multiple European countries.
	The French have the capability.
	Let's make one change to Europe.
	I don't know if you know this, but the Ukrainians right now, let's just take your opinion out of it.
	Once upon a time, if you were fighting off what you viewed to be an invading force, you had to do it yourself.
	Chlamydia?
	That's also why the wellness kit comes in handy.
	Yeah, let's promote that again.
	They probably don't want to be associated with that.
	We'll show a picture of Kamala.
	You had to do it yourself.
	Actual virus.
	You had to do it yourself.
	Hey, Canada, defend your own borders.
	Go.
	France, UK, take anyone not named the United States of America.
	Oh, that's why you can give away free internet.
	Oh, that's why you can use wind and solar, because you don't have to protect the free world.
	Europe, I'm not impressed.
	I've never been impressed.
	We're better than you.
	That's why we left.
	Let's hear Marco Rubio talk about it more.
	He's Latino.
	Look at the forearms on Erin Burnett.
	I'm going to ask you because there's one thing I want to get you and the president,
	former president, both live in Florida.
	Now, according to the constitution, state electors have to vote for a president and
	a vice president.
	Look at the forearms on Erin Burnett.
	She looks like she should be under a car with a wrench.
	That's still in there.
	So Florida, if you think of the federal electoral college president, if you got two people
	from Florida on the ticket.
	Bring up the picture.
	Gordie Howe's farms were insane.
	Oh my god.
	If you look at young Gordie Howe's farm.
	Oh my god.
	Is that picture of him with no shirt on on the boat?
	Oh yeah.
	Guy is shredded naturally, never lifted a weight in his life.
	Like a black guy.
	That's a great...
	I'm a monster.
	Goddamn.
	I know, right?
	Oh, yes.
	I hope it's not.
	But if it is, I think there's an element here that, look, I don't take the glee in it in
	saying this, but clearly the president struggled tonight.
	And I do worry about the impact that that has in Beijing.
	The guy was right, the bald Republican, right after on CNN panel, that said, if you love him, why would you put him out there?
	Yeah, Jill Biden is the worst lady in the world.
	She really is.
	I'd rather sleep with Michelle Obama.
	Oh my word, you'd be getting pegged?
	I guess it's not pegging if it's real.
	It's just gay.
	That's true.
	Yeah, that's saying it's okay.
	It's 2024.
	That's fine now.
	Flash poll of voters opinions of tonight's debate.
	Voters opinions.
	I'm good now!
	Voters opinions, they go to the poll.
	Oh shit!
	He got killed!
	Look, why did they put the poll up before they put up the fact that all the lies... I know, all the dumb fact checks.
	They never stop their ending content.
	Don't be gay like Nick DiPaolo.
	Listen fellas, there's nothing wrong with it.
	He didn't go into it knowingly gay.
	Nick?
	No one does with Michelle Obama.
	That's the trickery.
	I sat on her lap and I was surprised.
	He started levitating.
	That's crazy.
	Just don't be gay is, I guess, my point.
	It's still Pride Month.
	Have pride.
	No, no, no, no.
	It's 2024.
	Listen.
	I don't mind with the gayness.
	It's just, uh... Click the link in the description.
	Donate at the promo code.
	No!
	No!
	We're better than that.
	Click the link in the description.
	Yeah, click the link.
	Shell Obama has a dick.
	That's the... Whoa!
	That was the implication.
	I didn't know if anyone missed it.
	She's got balls, Your Honor.
	Yeah.
	Looks like Ray Lewis in the shower.
	Kids like Ray Lewis, too.
	Just ask Barack.
	Please!
	Now, now, now.
	Don't hit me again.
	She was good friends with, um... Oh, that... It was his wife, of course.
	They had this side-by-side on the back.
	No, no, no, no, no, Michelle.
	Put that way-way down.
	Ow!
	Ow!
	I'm too busy smoking crack with Bill Ayers.
	I said you had to strap it down until the weekend.
	Oh my god, Bill Ayers.
	She looks at Barack and says, go get the crotchless panties for you.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Put on the bike helmet.
	You think she just comes home and he's in a Vietnamese sex hammock every night like, I've been waiting for you!
	Even spending an uncharacteristically long time at work now.
	I was gonna quit till I, quit smoking till I saw that thing.
	Noodles just had an entire bottle of wine, by the way.
	I have witnessed it.
	He is half an ounce away from finishing a whole bottle by himself.
	That's a lot.
	It's good for you.
	Good stuff.
	I already got a headache.
	Italians say it makes good blood.
	That was the old expression, right?
	It makes good blood.
	It makes good blood.
	It's good blood.
	Being an alcoholic makes good blood.
	No, drinking wine.
	You hit your wife with a bottle and it's empty.
	That's why the community has a problem, Nick!
	Come on!
	My grandfather, 89 years old, my grandmother calls our house, we live next door, and says to my father, come up here please.
	My father gets up there, my grandmother's got red marks all over her neck.
	My grandfather, drunk on his own wine, wanted her to dance with him, and she wouldn't, so he tried to choke her.
	89 years old and he had these fingers chopped off.
	He only had these two fingers.
	He cut them off on a table saw.
	Joe Biden couldn't strangle Jill if his life depended on it.
	You know what, though?
	But let that be a lesson.
	You think your life is hard.
	He was missing fingers.
	He didn't let that stop him.
	That's right.
	He overcame the odds.
	Perseverance.
	Talk about an old Guinea.
	Would he trade a choker with a piano wire?
	No, he had one good hand.
	Strong thumbs.
	No, he had this and this.
	Oh yeah.
	And he used to go bowling.
	He'd take us bowling.
	How?
	And not the balls with the holes in them.
	Oh, so there's different bowling balls?
	Oh yeah.
	In New England, you guys don't... Candle Pills.
	Yeah, the smaller balls.
	Candle Pills.
	I'm not Mug Club member.
	No, the smaller balls, like Michelle.
	It's way harder than 10-pin big balls.
	Yeah, it is.
	Oh, oh, oh, oh.
	First time I went fucking big ball at 175.
	Listen, I...
	Okay, great.
	So the hillbilly sport, you're good at it?
	Fantastic.
	That's what we played in Canada, too.
	Hillbilly sport?
	I mean, you guys have winters that keep you from being outside, so you have to do something.
	You know what the hillbilly sport is?
	The hillbilly sport is called shoot out Gerald's tooth.
	Oh, come on!
	We had to do that!
	Which one?
	Which one?
	That's right!
	Your cousin who did it was out there!
	He's out there!
	Shot out your tooth!
	Joe!
	I know!
	Yeah, he did!
	You did it!
	You shot me right in the tooth!
	And I hope he does it again!
	When you get too liffy!
	Well, that's all the time apparently.
	I'm surprised CNN showed a full body shot of him walking out.
	Right.
	You know what?
	I don't think they wanted to.
	He froze.
	It's kind of like when you see Kermit.
	He got to the step and he goes... But they follow him out.
	Well, they didn't expect it at that point.
	And you know what?
	You're right.
	It's kind of like when you see Kermit full body.
	You know what I mean?
	It removes you from it.
	You're like, oh, this isn't the same.
	It ruins the illusion.
	Probably somebody get fired the director.
	I mean, what highlight are they going to show of Joe Biden?
	There's no highlight.
	Oh, jeez!
	It's Fat Josh Gad, who's also fat.
	Who's this guy?
	This is Tuban V2.
	I know.
	He's going to be jerking off on the stream.
	That's what I thought it was!
	Let's see what he has to say.
	Let's see, let's see.
	This guy puts the K in Jerusalem.
	I think it's something about Mary.
	He's trying to bury him tonight.
	I'm telling you.
	usual universe of registered voters.
	Does he have an air?
	Does he have an air pod in?
	Oh, look at the guy behind him.
	Yeah, that's the guy.
	I was like, yo, Charles Button is behind him.
	I think it's something about Mary.
	Who won the debate?
	We asked debate watchers in our instant poll.
	One guess.
	And the answer is a resounding double.
	They're trying to bury him tonight.
	I'm telling you, CNN doesn't have to be doing this.
	Joe Biden, 33 percent say he won the debate tonight.
	Who are the 30?
	The only way they make hay out of this is if the next debate
	is an Undertaker-style casket match.
	You're weird today.
	That's a great point, though.
	Will there be another debate?
	It'll be the casket match.
	Donald Trump doesn't even need to do the second round.
	He doesn't!
	He does not.
	I'm telling you, if I was his manager, I'd say... Mercy rule!
	Not debating the second time.
	Joe's dead already.
	That said, Nick, after everything that you've seen tonight, are you glad that he did do the debate?
	Yes.
	See?
	Come on, you do have to admit that.
	You're like, why is Trump doing it?
	You were right about the- I admitted that you were right that they were going to swap him.
	No, I just said you were right about him putting a nail in the club.
	But you also, but you're saying this is only going to fire up the left even more for dirty tricks.
	It is, but here's the thing, that's going to happen no matter what.
	So in other words, accelerate- Not like this!
	Yeah.
	Accelerate it by winning the debate.
	You'd rather them have to switch it out in a panic than switch it out later on as part of their strategy.
	These numbers are insane, by the way.
	Like, people had Biden winning the debate.
	Insane in the membrane!
	And look, there's an article right now already from Politico that Biden is toast.
	That's the headline.
	Yeah.
	No, no, no, no.
	Listen, that's not true.
	That's fake news.
	He's smelling burnt toast and tasting pennies.
	Well, maybe it's avocado toast.
	He doesn't have a refined palate.
	The Deep State, let me tell you about the Deep State.
	They don't do anything at the last minute.
	This shit's been planned for a month and a half.
	I know.
	Maybe the third time he fell down the stairs a year ago.
	They're trying to... I'm telling ya!
	They're trying to say he had a cold tonight.
	I don't know if you saw that.
	Alex Jones...
	He's so right.
	He understands the level of these movies.
	They talk about assassination.
	I've been saying that on my show forever, and I still only have 12 people watching.
	But listen, that's not the point.
	By the way, you can watch it, of course, if you are a Mug Club member, weekdays at 5 p.m.
	Eastern, or you can listen to the free show.
	I know he's on Spotify, Apple, so there's a portion of the show.
	People do love it, actually.
	Look, you are privileged to witness a living legend.
	I have been there, I don't want to name drop, when Alright, I'll say it.
	People like Louis C.K., people like Bill, they ask him how to write jokes.
	He's the guy who they call when they say, I need to punch this up.
	Everyone knows in the industry that Nick DiPaolo is the guy who writes the, if you want a comics comic, you get Nick.
	Everyone just has to be careful because he says crazy shit that's not that crazy but in the entertainment industry you know you become persona non grata you can go and watch that's why we always put up all of his highlight reels from when he was on comedy all these things it was that he was saying the wrong thing he's always been hilarious he's always been this good and his show today is every bit as good you can watch it weekdays at 5.
	Absolutely.
	Thank you.
	There I am as a bouncer in high school.
	We photoshopped it.
	Don't worry, Nick.
	No, you did.
	You cleaned it up nice.
	You did.
	Got a nice skin tone.
	Look at Trump.
	That's the picture I'd have to... He's smiling his ass off.
	Is he sitting in flash polls right now?
	That picture, he might be saying, I banged your wife.
	That's right.
	Look at that smile!
	I think of you in the fitting room.
	Wow, wow.
	E. Jean Carroll, you're not pretty, but I gotcha.
	CNN has these broads that could be attractive.
	She has the hairy forearms.
	Pull her up really quick, let's see what she's saying.
	Her pants look like they're... It was a very strong closing statement.
	It was a very strong... I sound like a man.
	I sound like a man.
	Nobody cares if you think you're a goo gobbler.
	I thought they were wrong about that.
	You should have been so lucky.
	Look at what the conversation is now.
	I also don't think that you can make too much of the fact that 33% said Biden won the debate.
	There's a certain number of people who just either like Biden or hate Trump and they're
	never going to say that Trump is the guy that won the debate.
	That CNN Plus crash like you fucking read about.
	Because of him.
	Yeah.
	They're emotional.
	Does Nicole know?
	No, that's her.
	They call me the Hindenburg.
	of how they feel about the toucan.
	Okay, what about the other point though, to what David just laid out?
	Around me all night, they call me the Hindenburg.
	But it literally is exactly what we saw, but different.
	She looks like with that mouthpiece, she should be folding sweaters at fucking the gap.
	This time it's 67% Trump.
	I'll be down in a second, Jan.
	Oh, spit it out, you.
	Yeah, put it through the headphones.
	How do you fold these cardigans, Ted?
	I'll be down in a second, Jan.
	Age.
	Age and confidence and acuity.
	They have monkeys!
	Like they're working in a fucking tower.
	Like it's important.
	More years.
	I mean, this speaks to the biggest question that people have about Joe Biden.
	Fuck him, whatever.
	They just said you suck.
	All available if you want to.
	Well, all the Republicans are together.
	But Chris, I think you bring up a second debate.
	The second debate's not until the end of September.
	Did he just get heckled?
	Did he just get Biden already has his blood bag human in the front of his car like Mad Max.
	With a serious look on their face talking about, you really think Trump would fucking debate him again after this massacre?
	What would he get out of that?
	I don't think he should.
	What would he get out of that?
	I think if they swap the candidate, Trump refuses to debate.
	That wouldn't be a bad move.
	I say he doesn't debate either if they keep Joe around, which I don't think they're gonna, but I agree.
	I think Biden either is pulled out as the candidate or he pulls out of the debate.
	Can't do it.
	You're not going to see Trump have to debate again, even if it's... No, he's done.
	But I really thought, didn't you think it was going to be maybe a Bezos or a... I don't know.
	I don't see anybody like that.
	I honestly don't.
	I do see somebody who... You've got to unify the left in a way that...
	It's going to take somebody in office right now to do.
	I just don't think they get a business leader coming in.
	Like a Whitmer.
	Well, I hope not.
	I know it's a long shot, but I'm telling you they could build her up as they want.
	They need someone who's, you know, enough of a political whore who will do whatever they ask, but someone who they can make appear to be a strong candidate.
	They need a governor.
	I don't think it can be Newsom.
	They might try, but they'll lose because it's been such a disaster.
	A lot of people don't know about Michigan.
	They don't know about what He's too front and center right now.
	It's just too convenient for him not to be the guy.
	Who?
	Newsome.
	He's there tonight.
	Everybody was talking to him.
	I understand that, but boy.
	That's the cover.
	Boy, trying to defend his record.
	No, I know, trying to defend... He would be a problem for Trump at a debate, though, compared to Biden.
	Yeah, he would, absolutely.
	He'd put up a much bigger fight.
	Well, wait a minute now, I saw him on Fox.
	Yeah, DeSantis smoked him.
	No, DeSantis smoked him, but... Is that where I saw that?
	On Fox?
	DeSantis, I apologize.
	Let's respect the office and the name, gentlemen.
	They got, what does it say about how thin their benches are?
	Why the fuck is CNN promoting House of the Dragon?
	What is happening?
	It's an ad, they bought it.
	Is this about Dana Bash's ovaries?
	What is going on?
	CNN is on Max, yeah.
	Oh, well great.
	They thrust it before us.
	It used to be HBO Max, and then all of a sudden they have Ice Road Truckers and Chris Wallace's bullshit.
	Can we make a movie without fucking bats and a sword, you fucking nerdy cocksuckers?
	Zombies and vampires.
	I was fascinated by that shit in 6th grade.
	Grow the fuck up.
	Every generation needs it, Nick.
	Every generation.
	Ooh, Green Hornet's coming out.
	Fucking great.
	I was fascinated by that when I was 13, ya fuckhead.
	Also, for what it's worth, we had that interactive debate that we pulled up earlier.
	Biden lost 11 points, Newsom gained 3 in that poll, so I don't know if that's enough to really go Biden.
	That's it?
	You know, I'd be curious to see how RFK's thing went.
	I know how it probably went.
	I'm telling you, his voice is more powerful than Biden's right now.
	It was!
	It really was.
	He probably ended up hearing what was going on, tuned into this debate and said, if you do that to Apollo, they'll put you away for murder.
	That's right.
	Promo code is Trump24.
	Link in the description.
	Link in the description.
	And we're gearing up for election time.
	Do not become complacent.
	No, no, no.
	Don't be gay.
	Don't be gay.
	The tagline is don't be gay.
	Well, you know, if you're a bottom and you're gay, you're complacent.
	I just... And we're going to take some chats here from Mug Club.
	But before that, here's what transpired at the... Thank you very much.
	We're going to... And of course, I don't know if people, everyone knows this.
	We are not going to be live here the week of the 4th of July.
	We're not taking a month break this year.
	We're going to be gone for probably about a week and a half, two weeks, but...
	We have specials going up that relate to American history, the American Revolution, some specials that we have taped just for you this next week because we know you're on the road.
	I hope you like President Harding.
	We know that you want to unplug.
	I'm a William McKinley guy because he's also someone I know nothing about.
	Those are the two that I always pick.
	And you'll be able to watch that.
	And of course, three in three Anywhere Audio podcasts are available.
	That launches tomorrow.
	Three key facts on the topics you care about most in three minutes or less.
	It's one place to start.
	What?
	What are you... I don't have it.
	Well, I don't give a sh... You don't have the callback?
	The, uh... The sketch?
	The three and three?
	No!
	No, the callback to the medical kit.
	Oh, I get that.
	You're saying three and three?
	I thought you were going to say that.
	Tim is gay.
	Tim, yeah, I don't like Tim.
	Were you entranced by House of the Dragon or Chris Wallace's 13th?
	No, I thought you were rapping to that.
	All right, we're going to go to Mug Club and take your chats because we know you probably
	have a lot of them.
	And thank you so much.
	We will see you...
	Well, I guess, well, we do- we are tomorrow for Mug Club, but on YouTube and stuff, you know, you're straight out of
	luck.
	YouTube, piss off.
	What?
	What?
	Oh, hey Sleepyhead!

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