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Insane in the Ukraine: US-Made Weapons Strike Russian Targets!
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today I am jacked that was I can't wait for us to return I mean
we're kind of here right now Thank you very much for joining us on our Friday show.
Normally we do Friday shows for Mug Club, but when we do the Super Video Weeks that we've done the last couple of weeks, we wanted to reach out and talk to you about a few things that are going on in the world right now that'll be, I don't know, entertaining, infuriating, hilarious, and may make you vomit like Josh did in one of those sketches over there.
So just know that at any point today, you might actually see this.
And if you do, make sure you head on over to Rumble.
I don't know why you're still on YouTube.
But we're going to go through a couple of things.
We've got something we're calling three headlines today because there are three of them, and they are headlines.
It's a very descriptive title for what we're going to say, but there's three things that we wanted to quickly just touch on that we'll get to in just a minute.
U.S.
weapons strike actually in Russia.
The U.S.
didn't strike in Russia, but our weapons are being used inside of Russia.
You know, nuclear war probably on the horizon at some point if people don't
like get fricking clues on how to end this thing.
Uh, Biden's border wall bill thing that he's not actually doing anything about.
We'll talk a little bit about that.
He's got an executive order that's going to make people mad.
And then I haven't been able to watch this yet, but there are people in
the room that like the alien thing.
I don't know what to call it.
The Alien Catalog.
And I think there's some really interesting, fun, potential movies they could have made with some of the stories they had.
But we'll watch the trailer to Romulus and see if it's any good.
Some of them I've liked, some of them I've not liked.
We'll see.
We'll see what you think.
But this is a live show, weekdays, 10 a.m.
Eastern Time.
Sometimes we do some, you know, big produced, like, fun shows.
Don't be mean.
Sometimes we have to.
Okay?
And then we break in with Donald Trump coverage.
Yeah, don't be mean and hurt Gerald's feelings.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, I didn't introduce you yet.
Oh, sorry.
What the hell are you doing?
You're doing what I do.
Yeah.
You're so out of control.
You're being a real Gerald.
It must be the chair.
By the way, when you hear this sound, you know he's there in whatever Josh Feierstein.
Josh Feierstein, June 21st and 22nd in Fort Wayne, Indiana.
Make sure you go to jfeierstein.com.
Yes.
Get yo tickets.
You won't throw up on stage.
You won't throw up on stage?
No, I don't know.
I don't know.
It depends on what we got going on.
I am a drinker, so I like to drink.
Yeah, come out, hang out.
We'll drink afterwards.
Yeah?
That's about it.
That's my personality.
That's your pitch?
Come out and I'll drink.
Come out!
It's a comedy club.
Laugh.
Maybe don't laugh, but we'll drink afterwards.
The show might not even be fun.
You don't even come to the show.
Just buy a ticket just to come drink after.
Go to the bar.
We can do that everywhere.
We can do it in Wisconsin, we can do it in San Antonio, we can do it anywhere.
What were you telling us about this club that you're playing that has other things going on that I won't mention?
What?
Come on.
Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about, where it's like this club where you're gonna be doing... Oh, this is a different show.
I know it's a different show, but I'm just saying, like... Oh, I'm doing a thing in Indianapolis, I think on the 5th or 6th of July, where I'm doing a show at a sex club.
How does that even work?
I don't even know what you call it.
Is it a sex club or a swingers club or an orgy club?
I don't know.
I don't know what you call it.
Are you on stage?
I don't know if there's a stage.
I think it's a house.
Is there a pole?
Is this an Eyes Wide Shut moment, Josh?
Are you about to be killed?
I don't know.
I looked up the place and it looks like it's a Greek restaurant.
But I don't think that's true.
Fidelio.
It's a different kind of buffet, you're saying.
Okay, got it.
Anyways, it's a private event, you guys can't come.
Well, you can if you- Let's make sure you have the password.
I can't believe- What's the password?!
There's a wine called Fidelio, actually, just so you know.
By the way, also when you hear this sound...
You know, we have Ginger Snap Lane, the brain in third chair.
How are you, sir?
I almost forgot I was here.
You did?
Just watching the show.
Yeah, I was just, you know, immersed in the experience.
Big day news on the horizon.
And I also want to add, I, too, coincidentally will be in Indianapolis on July 5th.
For a sex club?
Maybe.
Are you a member?
If you go to the website, they say specifically that it's not a sex club, but it is a hotel and a bar.
So I get it.
He's on vacation.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah.
Wait a minute.
So are you telling us that it's not a sex club?
Or are you just giving them cover?
No, they're trying to cover their tracks, but it definitely is.
And Lane knows, he's a member.
Yeah.
Sometimes.
How does this... I can't confirm.
They're not actually going to be doing anything.
Like, you're not going to be, like, telling jokes to an audience of moaners, are you?
No, I don't think they enjoy it.
I don't think they're enjoying what they're doing, but... Oh, I think they enjoy it.
Yeah, but that's where Lane gets his nickname, Lane the Brain.
So... Well, well, let's not get into that too much.
Alright.
I'm there for the Greek food.
Fantastic start.
I'm here for the gyros!
We just exposed Lane's, you know, undercover kink on the weekends.
Josh is happening to play the club he's going to and I'm stuck here in the middle with Tesla Tim.
We should say Mud Club Undercover.
Not Tesla Tim.
I like Tool Band Tim.
The worst nickname.
I do the worst nicknames.
I do it on purpose.
Alright, so let's jump right in.
So here's a clip that went around yesterday.
It frustrated me a little bit because I saw this clip and I immediately was like, wait, what?
Like, don't, don't do this.
But here's a clip that people are sharing from yesterday's D-Day commemoration in France of Joe, uh, Joseph, former vice president, Joseph R. Biden, sitting.
Don't spoil it.
Distinguished guests, please welcome the Honorable Lloyd J. Austin.
Okay.
Listen.
One thing I did not notice until... Replay that.
Just replay it.
Watch Jill Biden.
Not yet.
I mean... She's always looking for a moment to be embarrassed.
Watch her put her hand up to her mouth.
He's like, oh no, he's sitting.
He's sitting.
Joe, don't sit.
Joe!
Joe!
Don't sit, Joe!
Joe, I can't say that.
I gotta do like this.
It's like a football coach calling in a play like, don't sit!
Abort!
Abort!
But he does.
Now here's the problem.
Here's the clip with a few extra seconds.
Please welcome the Honorable Lloyd J. Austin III, Secretary of Defense of the United States of America.
I thought it was going to be Lloyd Christmas, but okay.
So here's the problem that I have.
People were saying that there was no chair there at one point.
People were saying that Biden was taking a dump in his pants right there at that point, which could be true.
In all likelihood.
Cannot rule it out.
Thank you.
It cannot be confirmed nor denied, but given the track record of our former vice president, I think it's a safe assumption to say he might have been dropping a deuce.
But there was a chair clearly behind him.
In both clips you can see the armrest that he's reaching for.
He's a moronic, imbecilic old man who doesn't know where he is most of the time and he craps his pants.
Isn't that enough?
Isn't it enough to say that instead of like, he's trying to grab a chair that's not even there?
Oh, he's just posing like this so that he can take a dump.
Like, no.
He's being an idiot.
Just take the win.
Take the win because now they're going to say all these right-wing extremists are saying that Joseph R. Biden wasn't actually trying to sit in a chair and there was nothing there and he was just caught halfway taking a poop.
He may have been taking a poop.
It wouldn't have been the first time.
It wouldn't have been the first time.
I understand that.
I'm just saying.
There was a chair there.
He was just trying to sit down too early because he's old.
This is all semantics.
He doesn't know what's happening.
It's all semantics.
It's not semantics.
It is.
He was alive.
He's Catholic.
The point is he doesn't know where he is and he doesn't know what he's doing.
But that's what people should say.
Yeah.
Because what they do is they give people an opening.
We're trying to make sure that we stay On point with this.
When he gives us a win, take it.
Well, we're very good at prying a victory from the- or defeat from the jaws of victory by just overextending.
The truth is on our side 99.9% of the time.
Yes.
That should be enough.
But we give them ammunition when we, you know, try to stretch to make it a little more click-worthy on X or Twitter and, I don't know, 9chan.
I don't know what all the weirdos are on.
You know what, Ling?
Hmm?
It still will to me, dammit!
I get it.
I get it.
But just, just listen, just, just go with me on this.
We don't have to make anything up.
you with it. All right, point taken. Look, I get it, I get it, but just listen, just
go with me on this. We don't have to make anything up. It's bad enough. You really don't
have to make anything up.
You don't have to sensationalize.
You don't have to get a few extra clicks from this stuff.
Just understand it's bad enough as it is and we'll move on.
His wife is complicit in elder abuse at this point.
She is, but she was telling him not to sit.
She's a doctor.
Don't sit, Joe.
Joe!
She should know better.
We talked about this.
Imagine the conversations if she has an earpiece.
Oh, man.
I love it.
All right, so.
They also got him out of there early.
Oh, I saw that.
And left the French president.
What was the whole thing?
To congratulate our veterans.
Oh, it's about D-Day?
It's when we invaded France?
Yeah, I'll kill you.
Okay.
Right here on set.
I may lose in an arm wrestling, but I'll get a weapon and kill you, murder you.
I wonder what the ratings will be at that point.
What was the thing where he turned around?
Do you remember that part of it?
Where he turned around and the other two people, his wife, I'm sorry, his wife and then the president of France and the president of France's wife didn't turn around?
I'm not sure about that one.
You didn't see that one?
No, I don't know.
It's in that same ceremony where he actually turns around and all three of the other people are facing this way and he's looking that way.
No idea what he's doing.
You missed that?
All right, pull it up really fast, guys.
Come on.
Somebody find that really quickly.
We'll pull it in.
He's going to be speaking today, again, at Pointe du Hoc, at the beaches where they landed.
Yeah.
They have the obelisk thing, which I don't understand.
What did you call it?
I thought it was a penis.
Yeah.
I mean, I knew it wasn't, because it was larger than a human being, because you know.
You know.
I'm a guy, I have one, I understand what it looks like.
What I'm saying is, it just looked weird, and I was like, wow, that's a weird memorial.
What about the Washington Monument?
Yeah, but that's actually, it's square, you know?
Hold on, before we move on, this wasn't a part of this, but before we move on, play this clip.
While they're playing T.A.B.S.?
And then she's looking like, uh...
What?
And Jill's like, uh...
That one?
Oh, Jesus!
Oh!
Wait, so which way are they supposed to face him?
They're supposed to be facing the way they're facing, I think.
Right?
The way Biden turned?
Hold on, hold on.
Do you mean to tell me that in this case, Joseph R. Biden is right and the other three lucid human beings are wrong?
I think that's hilarious, but yeah, I think so.
He's the only person there that got it right?
I think it's a testament to the pattern of behavior that he's expressed, that everyone, as soon as he does something, assumes that's not the right way.
He's looking that way, we should probably be looking the other way.
I want to know what he was looking at, because it could have been one of those things where he turned early, like, okay, hey, we're going to look this way, and then we're going to turn and look this way to honor these veterans.
I don't know how they're doing it, but it just looked really, again, it's just a body of evidence.
Everyone else's expression says otherwise.
Everyone where?
Everyone else's expression says otherwise.
Jill Biden saw him turn.
I always watch her.
This is so funny.
She saw him turn and immediately goes, Put your hand on her arm.
She kind of met him halfway first.
And then she's like, okay, fine, we're turning.
I think he was right, though.
I think they were facing the troops or the veterans behind them.
Yeah, they could have been facing the flag and then turn around to face the veterans.
It could have been, but it was supposed to be like synchronized swimming and it wasn't.
He called an audible.
The only thing he was telling himself at this was, you gotta turn, you gotta turn, and he just did it immediately.
He doesn't tell himself anything.
That's true.
Alright, look.
You wouldn't know it by watching the former vice president, but the United States is in fact awesome at cricket.
Exactly.
This is our new three headlines.
This is our three headlines segment.
In what's being called the biggest upset in cricket's 300-plus year history that nobody cares about, Team USA defeated Pakistan at the T20 World Cup on Thursday.
Let's go!
This is hilarious!
I care.
Cricket's like one of my favorite sports.
Well, it's an incredibly popular sport.
I just don't know anything about it, so I don't necessarily not care.
Big fan for a long time.
I just don't care.
No, you're not.
Yeah, I watch it like every year.
What do you think?
Every year he watches it.
You hear that?
At least once.
Cricket, they play once a year.
Because he drives by a field where there's a large Indian, Pakistani, whatever population that plays cricket.
English.
It's usually in a parking lot, I don't know.
And then they're playing.
So Team USA's lead, and I don't understand what this is.
Is this like the equivalent of a pitcher?
Okay, bowler.
Bowler.
Stupid.
Saurabh Neetravalkar, I don't know, whose main job isn't even cricket.
He's the best guy on our team, he's an engineer at Oracle, and And this is a man of many talents.
not only does he bowl at a high level, he's a ukulele enthusiast.
I didn't know this was the culture mashup I needed.
This guy does not suck.
He does not suck.
He's clearly a successful man.
200 million people in Pakistan are waking up with nightmares of that song tonight.
They are right now.
Wait, so that guy was an American?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's on the American team.
Yeah, he's totally from here.
Pakistan was beaten by, uh, New Pakistan?
Yeah.
West.
Pakistan West.
Pakistan West beat Pakistan East.
That's the strength of our immigration law.
Taking the best.
Like you know when Donald Trump says they're not sending their best?
Well they sent one of the best.
His family sent their best.
Yeah.
That's the people we need in here.
We don't want immigrants.
We just want the best immigrants.
Yes.
Yes.
You know what we've had a problem with guys?
Cricket.
We haven't won this thing in 300 years.
No one believes in us.
Yes.
Call Pakistan.
Call India.
Get them over here.
This was the miracle on ice.
Equivalent!
Miracle on... what do they play on?
A pitch!
Grass and dirt.
It's a weird field, man.
They're like in the middle of a giant field.
I don't get it.
It's huge.
It's a stupid sport.
It's such a weird sport.
But we're the best at it.
Yes, but this guy could... that's right, now we care.
Now we're gonna have Team USA cricket jerseys printed and wear them.
Now we're gonna show up to whatever World Cup they have or whatever and we're gonna chant stuff.
I'm just saying, full respects to that guy.
Boozalooza, whatever those noisemakers were.
Yeah, that guy rules, dude.
He could be a millionaire in India and he chose to be an engineer here.
Well, I'm sure he's a millionaire, too.
I doubt it.
I doubt it.
Maybe.
Maybe he is.
I'm sure his house has a roof here.
How much do you think that pays?
What did you say?
He said his house has a roof here.
Thanks a lot, Tim.
Listen, there's rich people all over the place, okay?
Okay?
There's roofs in other countries.
Some.
Debatable.
But I just want to say this.
We need to be careful about beating somebody at cricket because Pakistan does have nukes.
That is true.
They could get a little pissed off.
They're probably a little salty.
So, alright.
They have nukes.
I think that's the end of that story.
Number two in our three headline lineup, Miss Maryland In the Miss USA pageant, that'll matter in a minute, Miss Maryland is a dude.
Oh my god!
It's because they saw a penis. That's why they said, Oh my God.
I'm going to have to get a new one.
Yeah.
Yeah, we need a would you rather on this.
At least the dude looks like a woman.
Whoa, front butt alert!
Love me some front butt.
Geez, man.
Three to four years total.
Do you have thong in there, too, or what?
It's Moo Moo time.
Body positive.
I am positive that I don't like that body.
Well, listen.
We have a rule.
We don't just make fun of fat people for being fat.
If somebody's just fat and trying to do their thing, fine.
No one here cares, right?
Right.
It's when somebody comes out and says, body positivity, and this is beautiful, and this is brave, no, this is most likely a coronary at some point.
But, here's the thing.
You were told that this, this is really the reason that we're talking about this story, sort of.
It's the elephant in the room, if you will.
Roll Tide!
Roll Tides!
Roll Tide!
Lot of jokes there!
Laughter Laughter
That's why Nick Saban retired!
Laughter No, that's Nick Saban's left tackle!
What are you talking about?
She decommitted.
At least she's a she, we think.
I don't know.
Inspections are hard to do with that.
But we were told that this was Miss Alabama by everybody.
Everybody ran with this and it turns out that that's not, I don't know, I don't know, but that's what you're told, bud.
That's not entirely accurate.
So it's not really what it is.
So here's the truth.
Sarah Millican was crowned Miss Alabama as part of the National American Miss Competition.
It's the DEI.
It is the DEI, but it's a huge miss.
It's a really big miss.
It's a huge miss.
Both in literal and figurative terms.
So look, this isn't like the Miss America beauty contest, this isn't Miss USA beauty contest, and everybody kind of ran with it and made it look like that, that this is Miss Alabama next to kind of two prettier girls, and everybody's like blown away by this.
This can't be what we're doing because Maryland just had, you know, a man become that.
No, listen, this is a little bit different, but here's from them directly.
NAMM is a program based on the foundational principle of fostering positive self-image by enhancing natural beauty within.
They could've just said this is a pageant for ugly people.
Yeah.
That's a quicker path to victory.
Beauty within is just code for I am not attractive.
On the outside.
No beauty without.
That's okay.
No it's not.
Beauty can be within as well.
You don't have to be hot.
It's the healthy part that we're talking about here.
She's got a lot of within to have beauty in.
Yeah.
Judging by her lack of self-control I think she has very healthy habits.
She probably doesn't.
This is a different pageant then.
It's not a beauty pageant.
This is like a separate one.
No, it is.
It's supposed to be a beauty pageant, but they're basically turning a beauty pageant on its head.
Oh, okay.
That's where I have a problem saying, like, this is beautiful, this is wonderful, you guys should be celebrating this person.
Again, who... This is a participation trophy of pageants.
Maybe there should be two different pageants.
Maybe there should be, you know, a beauty pageant and then the pageant.
What would you call it, Josh?
You can't just call it the county fair.
Maybe the Miss Piggy USA.
I don't know.
This is a livestock exhibition.
It's a bunch of fatties.
They get on a scale.
But can't the winner get a Jenny Craig subscription or something like that?
Can we do something?
No, we can't do that.
What if they were just all huge broads and that was the pageant?
Who can be the hugest broad?
It's kind of like a strongman competition.
It's like Kobayashi eating hot dogs.
I shouldn't do that on camera.
Yes, a hot dog eating contest needs to be brought into the pageantry world.
The evening tarp competition doesn't... You get a truck, right?
You get a pickup truck and you fill it with water in the back and you put a huge ladder.
It's got to have a lot of support on the ladder, but you get a lady up there, she gets in the truck, and then how much water falls out of the truck Winner.
It's displacement?
You're going with displacement?
Surface area displacement.
Instead of like the bikini competition, they can have the, I got this white Hanes Walmart t-shirt that I'm gonna wear over myself at the pool so I don't look fat competition.
Oh dude, high dive competition!
No, cannonball.
Cannonball.
It's gotta be cannonball competition.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She wins.
Done.
I concede.
By the way, the white shirt just makes you look more fat.
It does not cover up the fat.
I don't know who told fat kids that.
Just go shirtless.
If you can't tone it, you need to can it.
Tone it, own it.
Come on.
It rhymes.
There we go.
So look, before we move on, which one is worse in your mind?
And this is a legitimate question.
The fat chick.
So quickly.
The dude being crowned Miss Maryland USA or this incredibly large person.
Beating out these other women to be crowned National American Miss for Miss Alabama.
I don't know.
Just let us know what you think.
Comment below.
Be nice.
I don't want to direct hate at this person.
But maybe some dietary tips.
I don't know.
Something like that.
Don't harass anybody.
No, don't harass.
Just don't watch the new America Miss competition.
Right.
Everybody else out there who got this wrong, by the way, make sure you correct this and it's America Miss competition.
Miss Alabama.
Everybody's making it seem like this was a Miss America thing and that's a no-no.
Listen, we're winning.
Don't.
Don't go too far.
We're winning.
Don't make stuff up.
All right.
Anyway, let's get to a little bit more serious subject.
You know, the potential for World War Three.
From one bomb to another.
A lot of people.
It's the Moab.
We just send her.
It's not a weapon, your honor.
So this week in Ukraine, sorry, this week Ukraine confirmed that it had used US-made
weapons to strike targets that were inside Russia's territory and here is a clip of some
of the aftermath.
All right, so this attack struck a logistics hub near the Ukrainian region of Kharkiv.
Is that the correct way of saying it?
Right, so here's a map of the border area.
Just for you guys to know, we have overlay D1.
D1.
Division 1 athlete, come on.
No, we don't have a map.
Fine.
There's a new map.
Says we have a map.
We don't have a map.
We'll find it in just a minute.
But really the point of all of this is that they are launching attacks into Russia.
Now, I don't want you to think that this is like Moscow.
They're not like bombing the suburbs.
There we go.
Right, so they're basically going just inside the border, and it doesn't matter, Lane, to your point earlier when we were talking about this, you said it could be five feet inside the border, it could be five miles inside the border, it wouldn't really matter.
The issue is you're now using American weapons to attack inside of Russia, so we're giving them the capability to do it.
And they're doing it, and that can cause some big problems.
Well, they've had the capability.
We finally just took the, I guess, the handcuffs off, if you want.
Yeah, and said, well, so yeah, exactly.
We're giving them permission, essentially, to strike inside of Russia.
And Russia's been launching attacks on Kyrgyzstan from, bring that mat back up if you can.
Belgorod, yeah.
Belgorod.
So they've been launching attacks.
You see those two cities right up there next to the Vovshanks, whatever that is?
They've been launching attacks back and forth on that region.
The argument from them, and again, from the Ukrainian perspective, I could see why you would want this.
Because you can preemptively stop these things from destroying your civilian infrastructure.
I don't blame Ukrainians for wanting it.
I blame us for, you know, just acquiescing.
And now, all of a sudden, why now?
Why not at the very beginning?
None of this makes sense.
None of it makes sense.
If you go back to what you and I were saying, it's like, end this quickly or don't do it at all.
The United States should help end this immediately.
And that doesn't mean necessarily go in militarily for us.
It just means make sure that enough immediate pressure is put on this thing to be done or do not get involved at all.
And we've just kind of stood in the middle here.
And Northrop Grumman and some other defense contractors are doing fantastic.
Not so much the people of Ukraine.
So here's a couple of fast facts for you.
So the agreement, Ukraine will be allowed to use American weapons to strike Russia near the Ukrainian border.
And Joe Biden was asked about this by ABC News on Thursday.
I know for years you've resisted the idea of American weapons being used for any sort of direct strike inside Russia.
But we did witness this shift in recent days, authorizing American weapons for Limited direct strikes.
Are American weapons being used right now inside Russia?
They're authorized to be used in proximity to the border.
We're not authorizing strikes.
This magic is ice.
We're not authorizing strikes on Moscow, on the Kremlin.
That's good to know, Joe.
Moscow and the Kremlin.
They can't strike the... Versailles.
Wait, that's not German.
It's really bright.
That's Paris.
You told me to take my glasses off.
They're tactical glasses.
I bought them online.
Blue blockers.
I can see my golf balls better.
I love it!
Hey, do you think that anybody from the Kremlin was there at that D-Day?
Allied forces?
Probably not.
They didn't participate.
Because they were kind of one of the allied forces?
Yeah, but they were allied forces on the other side.
Yeah, but... They weren't allied forces on this side.
They didn't storm the beaches of Normandy.
No, no.
The French going there, it's fine.
The Americans, the British, fine.
The Canadians?
The Canadians were badass on D-Day.
They were, but they... They have changed.
Open lanes.
They've changed.
They didn't have the hard beaches.
That's all I'm saying.
We took the hard beaches, they took the easy beaches.
Did they do a cliff?
I love an easy beach.
I don't think... Okay, fine.
So, look, listen, we still prohibit Ukraine from using the long-range precision attack on the army tactical missile systems to strike inside of Russia, right?
Yeah, those things could hit the Kremlin.
Yes.
And they could hit a hair on Vladimir Putin's chin.
Exactly.
And Germany also recently... Yeah, true.
On his chinny-chin-chin.
Listen, it's got plenty of hairs that we can aim for.
Okay, let's just not discriminate.
Germany also announced that it would allow Ukraine to use its weapons to strike Russia.
So this seems, for a lot of people that are picking up the story,
this seems like an escalation because it is, right?
It is something that can be a provocation, at least to Russia to say, hey, we're doing these things
and it could provoke a response because that's typically what Russia does.
We do something and Russia responds to it and then we get pissed off that they responded to it
and we do something else.
Now I can also go in reverse, Russia does something that we respond to
and then it's just this cycle, right?
That happens and that you can make that argument and I would make that argument here
that they started this, right?
Got it.
But doing something like this right now, it seems minor and incredibly significant at the same time.
Right.
Minor in that it's really not going to do a whole lot to change the outcome of the war.
It doesn't seem like it can have an impact, but not, it's not going to end it.
No.
Right?
But it could escalate the hell out of it.
That's what I'm saying.
Well, it could start doing enough damage to the Russians where they think that they need to escalate it.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Because this does have a large, large capability of stopping the Russians and killing people inside of Russia and doing a lot of things that are going to make the tides of the war start shifting at least enough for Russia to be like, okay, maybe we need to recalculate how much force we need to be using.
Right, exactly.
So here is fast fact number two.
The Ukrainian strike in question used the Lockheed Martin-manufactured HIMARS, the High Mobility Artillery Rocket System, and this is a fun clip.
Just enjoy it in all of its glory.
Highmars is produced by Lockheed Martin and is a wheeled platform instead of tracks.
This distinctive feature gives it the ability to shoot and scoot, allowing soldiers, marines, and allied forces to fire and then quickly relocate to a different spot.
Josh, you want to break that down for us?
Yeah, thanks for explaining how cars work.
Like most things on wheels.
What you do is you shoot and then you drive away on the wheels, you see.
They're these round things that allow mobility.
And they have tires with air in them.
Provided by Lockheed Martin, of course.
I don't understand why they think that's new technology.
I get that the missile systems is new, you know, like, far advanced technology.
But having something on wheels... I watch Spies Like Us.
Those mobile launchers were on track sometimes, on wheels other times, okay?
It's been around for a long time.
What else can we put on wheels?
I don't know, Bob!
Let's tell him!
To be fair, the particular mobility of this system is pretty incredible, and you can see that by- That it can drive places?
Like, yeah- Well, so can a Toyota with an RPG guy in the back!
I mean, come on!
Yeah, Afghanistan's been using this for years!
They don't call it the Hi-Mars, though!
The payload that- a Toyota is not carrying that kind of payload.
It's not.
Fine.
I get it.
But!
But they are good trucks.
Mobility.
There you go.
We talk about- oh yeah, we talk about artillery.
Having to set up artillery guns rather than having a mobile- No, having mobile stuff is fantastic.
We've had, you know, Hitler had all those things on the railroads, like the giant guns that he would kind of pull into places.
That's a little bit... Hitler bad, thank you.
You know, we had actually a promo code, I think, yesterday.
We had, for the first time in the history of this show, we had a $9 off promo code for Hitler bad.
If you entered in Hitler bad.
It was real.
It was a real promo code.
It's real.
Hitler bad.
Because he is.
Bad.
So far, the United States has sent 39 HIMARS to Ukraine.
Is that a lot, Lane?
No, I mean, we probably have around, I don't know, a thousand or something.
It's really hard to tell because... So it's a relatively small amount, but these things are very effective, so it can help with them.
Russia destroyed just one of them.
But here's part of the problem, and we've talked about this for the conflict with Israel and Gaza.
We've talked about this for the war in Ukraine.
We're depleting munitions for Potentially a much more important—and I'm not minimizing the Israel-Hamas conflict, but they're going to take care of that on their own, it seems, without too much problem if people will let them.
And you can argue about whether you think that's justified or not.
I'm just saying that they are the overwhelming force, right?
Unless somebody else steps in, Israel is going to win that war.
But China and Taiwan.
We need those kinds of munitions for Taiwan to make sure.
I don't know if you saw this, and probably just to show a force that they typically do, but they encircled or very close to encircled Taiwan with their ships in a naval exercise.
Yeah, because after the election, that's where a lot of that came from.
Yeah, exactly.
So I mean, they're basically like showing us over and over and over again that at some point, when the timing is right, whenever that happens to be, that they are going to make a move on Taiwan.
They're always going to want to do that.
One China policy is a real thing, or not one China policy, but one China.
It is part of them.
Taiwan ordered 29 of the HIMARS.
They were set to arrive in late 2024 in a second shipment in 2027.
So the more that we send over to Ukraine, the less that we can send to Taiwan in some aspects.
Right.
And the think tank, the Cato Institute, did a research project on this to see the time between when they ordered the weapon systems and when they got them.
And Taiwan waits by far the longest out of all the countries that order these systems.
It's because they're not Amazon Prime.
If they would just be Amazon Prime.
Well, Temu is, you know, having trouble shipping across the strait right now, but they should be getting the priority on all weapons procurements, not Ukraine.
I would think so.
But apparently not, because, you know, Vladimir Zelensky goes to the D-Day memorial and gets honored there.
He's basically just a, he's a celebrity at this point.
And that's really all it is.
All right, Fast Fact 3.
I gotta tell you, great career for a comic.
It really is!
He's a comedian.
You know, the comedian, you know, made himself a warlord, essentially, paused elections.
Is he a comedian or a joker?
It's no joke!
You're better than that, Tim.
It's no joke, Tim!
You're better than that.
No kidding!
Not a joke!
All right, Fast Fact, now speaking of which, hey, can we pull this up really quickly?
Can we pull CNN up?
We'll go to Fast Fact 3 in a second.
I need some volume.
He was admiring the phallic piece.
All they could hear was the crack of bullets hitting ships, sand, rocks, hitting everything.
What?
All they knew was time was of the essence.
In only 30 minutes.
30 minutes to eliminate the Nazi guns high on this cliff.
Guns that could halt the Allied invasion before it even began.
But these were American Rangers.
They were ready.
They ran toward the cliffs and mines planted on the beach by Field Marshal Rommel.
Rommel exploded around them.
You say Romney?
Yeah.
Kamala write this?
Say Romney.
Yeah.
Gunfire rained above them, but still they kept coming.
Nazi grenades thrown from above exploded against the cliffs, but still they kept coming.
Within minutes, they reached the base of this cliff.
They launched their ladders, their ropes, and grappling hooks, and they began to climb.
When the Nazis cut their ladders, the Rangers used their ropes.
When the Nazis cut their ropes, the Rangers used their hands.
And inch by inch, foot by foot, yard by yard, the Rangers clawed, literally clawed their
way up this mighty precipice.
Until at last, they reached the top.
They breached Hitler's Atlantic wall.
I wanted to hear what he was saying, and I appreciate that he's actually doing a good job at this particular moment.
You want him to do a good job.
You have to put aside partisan politics for at least something like this for two seconds.
Yeah, because what he just said was exactly right.
I don't give Biden a lot of credit for any of this stuff, but I appreciate that he's saying what he was saying, but what he was saying was absolutely correct.
These guys were fighting tooth and nail.
We are trying to avoid having to do that again.
That would be a great thing to avoid having to do that again.
If you could do me that favor and not just deliver speeches about the heroism of old, that's great.
I like that.
I want to make sure we honor those people because they literally are the only reason that we exist as a country anymore.
Most likely.
Hitler probably wouldn't have Stopped with Britain.
Would have kept going.
But if we keep screwing around, we could, you know, pop off another one and see what happens.
But the words are great.
Everything he says is great.
But every action that he's taken is working to undermine that this system and this way of life that they fought so hard, that they went through unimaginable hells to preserve, and they are working tirelessly to undermine and rewrite that story.
Exactly.
And it's so depressing to see.
I mean, if they had heard that Miss USA for Maryland was a man in 2024, if I had said that, like, hey guys, this is what we're fighting for, Miss Maryland 2024 has the chance to have a penis, they'd be like, turn the ships around, screw it, turn it around.
Nah, they were fun guys.
Turn it around!
They were fun guys back then.
They were fun guys?
They were going to be good with that?
Yeah, I bet you told them that they go, oh yeah, it makes sense. That's Mary land. Yeah
Fairies and Marys, yeah, they probably would have made some good jokes about it
I'm from Baltimore and they would have said shut up Tex. It's It's the steers and queers go
It's the undermining of the institutions that this is a racist country that the flag doesn't mean anything that we
need to be flying foreign Countries that we need to be let ourselves be invaded by
cultures that don't like ours Those are the things I care about.
I know, exactly.
Sick.
Alright, well let's get back on track here.
Fast fact number three.
Russia's going to have to do something to respond to this.
Putin's a strong man.
Do you understand what the first word there means?
Strong?
He can't appear to be weak and stay in power.
That's not how it works in Russia in that kind of a regime.
It's just not going to work.
So he told journalists Russia may provide long-range weapons to partners to strike Western targets and reaffirm the possibility of using Germany recently joined the US in authorizing Ukraine to hit some targets on Russian soil with the long-range weapons they supply to Kiev.
Mr Putin says the use of those weapons would mark a dangerous step and could further undermine international security.
He's warned Russia could provide its own long-range missiles to others to strike Western targets.
For some reason the West believes that Russia will never use nuclear weapons.
If someone's actions threaten our sovereignty, we consider it possible for us to use all means at our disposal.
That's no fun!
Somebody's saying that we'll just use whatever weapons we have available if somebody threatens our sovereignty, which, by the way, not taking sides at all, so don't try to mischaracterize this, kind of makes sense.
Like, I don't know if you're the country that's getting taken over.
Put yourself in this position.
The United States is being overrun by its enemies, and we have nuclear weapons and don't use them.
At some point you have to.
That's literally Kim Jong-un's entire life outline.
Exactly.
And it makes sense.
It's the last line of defense because you know that that probably sets off something that's incredibly terrible, but what other option do you have?
So typically we try not to put people in a position to, I don't know, think that that's the only option that they have left.
So we'll see how this all goes.
The Deputy Chair of Russia's Security Council, Dmitry Medvedev, added on X.
Now, may the United States and its allies experience firsthand the direct use of Russian weapons by the third parties.
These persons or regions have been intentionally left unnamed, but it can be all those who consider the Yankee Land and Company their enemy.
What are we, a candle shop?
The Yankee Land and Company their enemy?
You're better than that, Dimitri.
Our new fragrance from Yankee Land and Company, Sage Bullshit.
Fallout.
Napalm.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Nuclear radiation.
Regardless of their political outlook and international recognition, their enemy is the U.S.
and that means to us, their comrades.
He said friends.
I said comrades.
That was me.
That's not the kind of thing that you want.
Them arming other people that think the United States... Yankee Landing Company, also known as.
is their enemy and they're like hey we'll just give you some weapons why don't you go start some stuff with the United States they would love people to start they would absolutely love people to start stuff with the United States one of the possible targets that's on not the United States but somebody who maybe could affect how the United States does some business very close country Guyana Guyana Guyana Guyana late 2023 Venezuela's Nicolas Maduro said it would annex Guyana's Esokibo region.
We talked about that.
He basically came in and said, hey, that's mine.
Hasn't been mine for a very long time, but I like it and I want it.
Well, it's actually never been mine.
It's never been mine.
Well, I think at one point there was some debate about whether it was or not.
Sure, but it was never Maduro's.
They settled on it not being, you know, right, their land, but they were like, ha ha, we like that.
And they went in and got it.
And also, by the way, don't forget that Maduro is supported by, you know, Russia and Iran, the people that probably would be the axis of evil if we could ever... Oh, you remember the Wagner group?
They're active in Venezuela, providing training.
That's not so good.
Russian warships are also currently en route to the Caribbean, I hear, because they like the beaches.
Basically just gonna go there for some vacation time.
Some rum?
Some patrolling, maybe.
Yeah, Haiti's real nice, right?
Yeah, Haiti's, I hear it's wonderful this time of year.
The barbecues, outdoors, love it.
Iran-Venezuela, so close that Iran called Venezuela part of its Shia Axis.
Yeah.
That's a terrible name.
That's a problem.
The reason I wanted to bring this up is because people think, oh, they'll supply, you know, the Huthi or whoever they're giving to, I don't know, Hezbollah, the Middle East, or maybe even Africa.
Maybe people over in Asia that they could arm the Chinese to do whatever they need to do against Taiwan.
A lot of regions that come to mind, but not South America and Guyana, which is this tiny country.
But is also probably going to be one of the most important partners to the U.S.
in the next century because of the oil fines they found there.
Right.
Exxon, you said Exxon Mobil was there and they're basically saying like, hey, we may have to like hire like private military services to make sure that our plants aren't taken over.
Yeah, because Exxon and Guyana are looking to produce about 900,000 barrels a day, which would make them the number one per capita oil country in the entire world.
And that sits right at the northern tip of South America.
There's going to be narcotics going through there, there's going to be a lot of cooperation we need from them, and there's no doubt in my mind that the Chinese and Russians, especially the Chinese and Russians, would love nothing more than to undermine us in our own backyard.
That's a real problem.
Well, we've been fighting proxy wars with Russia and South America for decades.
Yes.
Like, this is nothing new.
It's just like, you just don't want to start these things up and kind of kick them off.
Especially with a very, very pro-America country and administration that they have.
Well, and there's a logistics expert on X, Map Human Intent, and he has an excellent thread apparently about this, so go and read that.
I can't read any of the stuff on there.
It's just a great thread.
Just a great thread about the potential problem that this poses for us.
So this is one of the reasons that, you know, that guy right there.
Can you see this?
This guy right here.
That he needs to be in office as quickly as possible so that we can deal with these issues.
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And I have a question for the audience and for people in here.
So we have Fight Like Hell.
And I was just thinking we could have like a Biden over here, right?
Just follow me in your mind.
A Biden over here and fight the smell.
Because he craps himself all the time.
Maybe with him like making like that like face or something like that.
I don't know.
Yeah, when he was on stage for that town hall.
You guys want to fight the smell shirt?
I think we should do it.
We should put a poll up in Mug Club chat.
We should.
Would you guys wear it if we produced it?
Don't go stealing it and putting it on Etsy, though.
It's my idea.
And it may be a terrible idea, but I'm gonna... You know what?
We're making the shirt.
I just bought five.
You bought five.
From a Mexican manufacturer.
Oh, it's already online.
Yeah, thanks a lot.
Way to go.
I'm making the shirt, I'm wearing the shirt, I don't care if anybody buys the shirt I'm making.
We're gonna have this.
All right, so Biden.
We just talked about him here.
Hopefully he doesn't screw up anything.
Hopefully this just gets to honor the troops and honor what they did on D-Day.
So I have research looking into something.
Someone in chat said that he had plagiarized Reagan's speech.
Did he quote it on purpose?
Biden totally plagiarized Reagan and they posted a link.
I'm having George look into it to see if he did because that's probably why you like what he said.
Today?
I don't mind.
He plagiarized Reagan today or yesterday?
Just now?
When?
When?
Okay, find out and let us know.
Alright, I'll start talking a little bit about the border stuff with Biden and then if you guys find that you break in.
There's a 5% similarity apparently.
A 5%?
That doesn't sound a story.
Take that image, can you?
That doesn't sound high.
No, and it's also, he's telling a story of the Rangers scaling Pointe du Hoc cliffs.
Yeah, you can't tell more of the story.
That looks like a, that looks like he took a big chunk of it.
Removed, added?
I don't understand.
Green is what he used.
It says added at the top.
Oh, added?
Yeah.
And removed is read.
Similarity of text is five percent.
Five percent doesn't sound like a lot, and I think to his point, look, we'll look into it a little bit further.
If he stole his speech, then fine, you know, then we'll say it.
But it's only five percent similarity, I think, to Josh's point.
I just saw it in chat.
I want him to look into it.
Wanted to make sure.
What's the problem with having a president who's not writing his own speeches, man?
Well, they don't write their own speeches, but this guy just barely can deliver his own speeches.
Even after all of the B.S.
that we had to deal with with the Trump conviction last week.
Biden is still doing terrible.
Terrible.
Terrible.
Terrible's a good word for it.
It's a great word for it.
Terrible in the polls.
Is it actually just too soon to know what the impact of this virus really is on the 2024 presidential outcome?
No, it's actually, it's soon enough to know that it's not going to significantly alter the results at this moment.
That the gains that Trump had made among union members, Hispanics, young African American men are significant and they're holding.
He doesn't look good.
He doesn't.
Luntz is having a bit of a hard time.
Overall, Trump v. Biden, just to give you an update.
Again, this is... Listen, I don't want to say it like...
We want to do something for this election that has never been done before for anybody outside of the mainstream media organizations out there to be able to bring you live results.
We've already worked on that.
We're working through a contract right now to get raw data that gets fed to CNN, MSNBC, Fox, and other people have their own data services.
A couple of companies that provide this raw on the ground data for you to be able to make the calls.
This is massive.
We don't want you guys or anybody else out there to have to go anywhere else to see what is going on with this election.
So we will keep updating you.
We will be at certain events throughout the remaining calendar before we get to the election, and then we will be on the ground in swing states with our own people, making sure we are looking for the irregularities.
This is our election.
It does not belong to the mainstream media.
It belongs to us.
And we are taking it.
I'm sorry, I'm just a little pissed off about what we had to endure this last time around to be told that everything was totally fine and we should just be fine with our election processes being corrupted to the point that nobody believes what happened in the election and most likely nobody's going to believe what happens in this one when President Trump wins.
But here's the polling.
Trump is up .5 right now percent, the complete average from the RCP.
This is going to oscillate up and down.
Some polls have it higher, some polls have it a little bit lower.
That's going to continue to move.
The big news here is 2020 Biden was up 7.2.
Clinton in 2016, up 2 at this time.
Trump is performing way better.
way better than they were.
And he continues to lead in every swing state right now.
That's new.
I think he was leading in almost all of the swing states last time.
One of them it was too close to call or Biden was leading by just a little bit.
I think Wisconsin's the one.
Maybe Wisconsin that flipped.
Yeah, exactly.
But Trump is converting states that were not swing states into swing states.
Virginia is one of those.
Biden is only leading Virginia by 2.2 points.
In 2020 he had a 9.4 point gap.
And just so you know, 2.2 points is within the margin of error.
It could be a toss-up.
Now, I understand you can use that on any of the races that are within 2-3 points.
I'm just saying, it should be 9 or 10 for Biden, and it's only 2.
He may very well win Virginia.
Some polls had him winning Virginia.
Another factor I think we want to throw in that, and probably Republicans should keep in mind, is the effective governorship of Yunkin in Virginia.
And places like Georgia, with Brian Kemp being effective governors, people are like, oh, Republicans can govern.
Maybe we should give this a try instead of the same, you know, douche nozzle that we keep electing to run from the Oval Office.
You're smarter than that.
Come on, give me a better word.
Not today.
Yeah, no.
That's the most effective one for him.
So, to make things worse for former Vice President Joseph R. Biden, yesterday Trump announced that he had raised, get this, in one week, almost $400 million.
I just went through a rigged trial in New York.
Rigged?
Pause.
I love how he couches it.
He's like, we're gonna say 400 million, Mr. President.
judge where there was no crime right after the announcement of this more
campaign funds were given to this campaign than any campaign they think in
history. They think. Almost 400 million dollars. 400! I love how he couches it he's like we're gonna say 400
million mr. president not enough they think it's the most in history
There you go.
Nailed it.
Put that on the prompter.
It's exactly what he does, but $400 million in one week is an insane amount of money.
And look, at this point, former Vice President Joseph Biden is giving you everything he has.
It's pandering for votes.
That's it.
It's making this about a woman's right to choose, right?
Abortion.
That's their terms for it, a woman's right to choose.
I call it, you know, not killing innocent children.
You call it whatever you want.
It makes this about forgiving college debt.
It makes this about buying your vote By giving you more money and demonizing wealthy people, demonizing really middle class people at this point, people that just have enough money to pay their bills every single month, and demonizing those people and saying they don't need that much money, and then saying, hey, we're going to spend over $150 billion a year on people in this country who are here illegally, and not do anything about it.
Until...
The very last second, and then we'll try to do something about it.
We'll get to that in just one second here, but in 2020, just to give you some context about the $400 million, because that's a large number, right?
But if they spend $20 billion on a campaign, then it's not getting you there.
I knew it wasn't that number.
I knew it was under a billion or right around a billion that was spent last time, and I was right.
I didn't say it.
I just, you know, in my head, it's one of those things.
I believe that you believe that.
Like, I don't call glass when I'm playing basketball until after I accidentally.
Speaking of Billion Dollar Biden, in a speech today, he said, they're asking us to care for our country more than ourselves.
The echoes of the voices of D-Day troops asking to care more of our country than we do for ourselves.
Huh.
If he cared more for his country than he did himself, he would have not run for president.
But apparently, Jill cares more for being in the office than she cares about her husband.
Someone's got to be there to pardon Hunter.
Yeah that's why he's not... Let's just string the trial out until Trump's president so that he can't.
Well you can't.
Americans have a right to a speedy trial.
It's fair.
Why do you gotta bring that stuff up?
When they think it is convenient, Tim, I'll add that little caveat for you.
So, 2020 election, here's what the candidates spent.
Biden spent $1.04 billion.
Trump spent $773 million.
So, $773 million.
Just raised $400 million in the last week alone.
Is that good?
Imagine what happens when we get closer to the debate.
Which, what?
That's just in a few weeks.
Three weeks from yesterday, I think.
We'll be live streaming that, so make sure you guys are putting that on your calendar.
We'll go through the entire debate with you and have great coverage of it.
Imagine what happens on July 11th when Trump is sentenced.
Imagine a fine.
People are going to be pissed off.
People are going to donate money.
Imagine him being sentenced to prison.
That is one of the pretty clear red lines, I think.
Imprisoning your political opponent, which they say that Trump is threatening to do for actual crimes that they do.
Can you imagine?
Like, every time I think about it, it just... It's mind-blowing.
It's such a mind-blowing scenario to run through your head.
It is.
It's one of those things that if I pitched a movie to you and said that This war, this civil war within a country, started because one side made up charges, extended deadlines, didn't even tell people what they were convicting him for, and put him in jail when he was leading in the polls.
He'd be like, yeah, I think that's reasonable.
He'd be like, I understand why this happened.
Can you spice it up a little bit, maybe?
A little bit?
Yeah, exactly.
No, I don't think you need to.
I think that's enough.
That's too believable.
That's exactly what I'm saying.
And I'm not advocating for it, I'm just saying, man, you can look at this and go, guys, Let's say that armed conflict is not where everybody's mind goes.
It certainly goes to support.
It certainly goes to, I'm going to give more money or I'm going to start giving and I've never given before.
Trump is going to raise a ton of money and be able to deal with, I think, effectively at some point, his legal issue there.
And it's just exposed everything about the Democrats and what they're trying to do.
And look, he's not the only person.
Didn't they just put Bannon?
In prison?
Yeah, they quietly did that.
Quietly put Bannon in prison?
That's a hard thing to do with Bannon.
For failing to appear for a subpoena.
Contempt of Congress!
Somebody went to jail!
Navarro went to jail for contempt of Congress as well, I think.
Wait, did Biden go to jail for appearing for a subpoena?
No.
By the way, research said that Joe Biden, Joseph, former vice president of Respect the Office, he said that he will not pardon Hunter Biden.
Yeah, and he also said he couldn't close the board.
Yeah, come on.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, we'll get to that.
I believe him!
You know what would be really funny?
Biden, my man!
He doesn't pardon him, and then Trump wins the election, and then Trump's like, I'm gonna pardon him!
I'm gonna do it!
Hunter's a good guy!
Just to screw with Joe!
You couldn't, I did!
Best coke I've ever had!
Nice.
Tim, you look concerned.
Are you concerned?
Not about that.
Okay, good.
So listen, so this brings us to his border executive order.
Again, trying to buy votes.
Now, why now?
We'll see what happens.
Remember when the White House said that he couldn't do anything about the border without having Congress?
A bipartisan bill would be good for America and help fix our broken immigration system.
And allow speedy access for those who deserve to be here.
If that bill were the law today, I'd shut down the border right now and fix it quickly.
Okay, right there, if that bill were the law today, I would shut down the border and fix it quickly.
He's basically saying, and tell me if I'm wrongly, he's basically saying I can't do anything about it until I get a bill.
You're not wrong.
I'm not wrong, okay.
Now, He's admitted that he can do it without a bill on his desk, and he can just do an executive order.
So we're going to do a little claim truth for you.
So here's a claim.
Biden shut down the border.
Here's the New York Times headline.
In shift, Biden issues order allowing temporary border closure to migrants.
Well, what?
That's good.
Temporary closure to migrants.
That sounds like we're heading in the right direction, at least.
So here's the truth.
He didn't shut down the border.
Nothing happened.
The border's still porous.
Everybody's still flowing in today.
I don't know if it's higher on the weekends than it is on other days, but if it is, then we're going right into it.
He can shut down the border, yes, if Daily Illegal Crossers hits 2,500 a day for seven consecutive days.
These are the encounters that people have, the Border Patrol have, with people crossing illegally.
I don't know what the number is because it's one of those things that, like, how do you quantify how many people are actually stopped versus how many people actually come in?
What kind of multiplier do you use for that?
I don't know if there's somebody out there who's kind of guessed at what that is.
I'm betting that if it's below 10, I would be shocked that it's a multiple of 10 higher that come in every day versus what's encountered.
Is there any non-suicidal nation that would allow 2,500 random people?
Bad enough!
Can you imagine 2,500 North Koreans flowing over the border?
Not 2,500 because then we'd shut it down, but 2,499 were fine.
2,499 Gazans flooding across the Egyptian border?
Yeah, they'd be fine.
because then we'd shut it down, but $2,499, we're fine.
$2,499, dozens flooding across the Egyptian border.
Yeah, they'd be fine, they're totally fine.
This is so stupid.
No.
So here's the thing.
It's never going to happen.
He's never going to actually close the border down.
And if he does, it doesn't even matter.
Other pathways for people to come in exist already, and they're not counted in this number.
Remember the one app that flew you in that was like, you know, like you had frequent flyer points that get just flown in instead of having to walk in?
I'm not sure how you rate for that, but sounds pretty good.
The migrant flights, all that stuff.
On Delta.
On Delta, there you go.
You can just claim it.
By the way, you can still come to the border at this point and claim asylum.
Still happens.
What does shutting down the border do when you can't shut down the border?
You can't do it.
Do it now.
Close the border.
Prove to everybody in this country right now that you can keep every single person out of this country who is trying to come here illegally for one hour.
It's my border and I want to close now!
Exactly.
It's not going to happen.
This is all theater.
And it's theater that sucks with 2,500 people coming in a day for seven days straight.
2,400.
To shut it down.
You have to get to the 2,500.
It's a magic number.
For some reason, I guess that's fine.
For seven days.
What, do you shut it down for two days and hope that the flood of people doesn't come in?
Is that like the six feet of social distancing they just threw a number out there?
It's like, yeah, screw it, this sounds good.
These people are gonna get together and unionize and be like 10,000 a day for six days and 2,400 on the seventh day and be like, gotta count again.
They're gonna go, all the coyotes and the cartels are gonna be like, hey guys, just so you know, we're taking Sundays off.
Yeah, guys.
Chick-fil-a was right.
We're closed on Sundays.
It doesn't make any sense, guys.
It doesn't make any sense.
Here's another truth.
Even if Biden shut down the border, this policy will still allow 1.8 million asylum seekers, also known as economic asylum seekers, in every single year.
Every Year.
That's like the state of Kansas every single year.
And nobody cares about Kansas until every year you add another Kansas.
The Chiefs are moving there, so.
What?
Yeah, probably.
Shut it!
Which tribe?
You know what the exemption to Biden's plan includes?
Unaccompanied minors.
You know, like Danny Almonte.
He's as tall as his coach.
That's a minor.
Yeah, he's a 12-year-old.
I am 12.
No, you're not, man.
No, no.
He lost his ID on the way over.
How old was he?
I think he was 15-ish.
I think he was 15 at the time.
Just smoking 10-year-olds?
Striking them out left and right.
You remember playing baseball coming up?
I do.
There was usually a bigger guy.
He was taller and he could pitch really fast and he scared the crap out of you.
If you'd go up, like, this guy throws so hard because you don't have the control yet.
You're like, most likely you're going to get hit at some point during this game.
Can you imagine this guy coming up?
He has the control.
That's great.
But he's so scary.
He's got the control.
He's got the speed.
He's throwing junk.
You're like, what is going on?
I've never seen a slider.
Who is this kid?
I think he broke out of the zone.
I just don't know what to do.
Did he take some substance from his mustache and put it on the bar?
He pretty much did.
But here's the thing.
Can anybody tell me why that is there?
Can we go back and stand in real quick?
Hurry.
Fast.
That.
Why?
Okay, go back to me.
I just don't understand the obelisk and what the point of having a giant phallic symbol is there.
And that one, that angle, looked like it had two rocks on either side.
You do the math.
I'm sure there's some sort of... I don't know what it is.
I know there's plaques.
You see the plaques there behind Reagan?
I get it.
Sorry, it's not up there anymore.
But it's just super weird to me.
I don't know, maybe it's a me thing.
So look, even if Biden does shut the border down, even if he is super effective in doing that, which he's not going to be, and it's still a number that is absolutely unconscionable, it does nothing about the 8 plus million illegals that Biden has already let in.
We fortunately, I guess, have a new partner in Mexico to work with, though seems like this person's going to be a lot like the last person.
Mexico just elected its first female president, Claudia Sheinbaum.
Whoa.
And historic victory this morning for Claudia Sheinbaum, who rose to national prominence here as mayor of Mexico City and now will take office later this year as Mexico's first ever female president.
First ever female president.
Now that may sound good to you.
And you may say to yourself, Mexico, you're getting it right.
You guys are getting progressive and you didn't give women the right to vote until the 1950s.
Don't say it.
You've done some weird stuff in Mexico.
I just want you to understand something about Mexico and the first female president in Mexico.
This election cycle, this election cycle in Mexico, 37 candidates were assassinated 828 non-lethal attacks on candidates.
So, before you go saying that Mexico should just become the 51st state, I don't want to bring 37 candidates assassinated into the United States.
Well, if they were assassinated, they're dead.
That doesn't make any sense.
They couldn't come in.
They're not a problem anymore.
They couldn't run anymore.
I'm saying the ideology.
They could roll them in.
I mean, our president's dead.
So who is this Claudia Scheinbaum?
I'm just going to act like you guys are not here.
First Jewish president, Mexico's 88% Christian, almost entirely Catholic, I believe.
Former head of government of Mexico City, was the last position that she had, and super leftist.
And what does her presidency mean for the United States, you may ask?
You may think that this is like one of those things where it doesn't really matter, but it's going to be continued policy of Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador.
It's just going to be about climate change and leftist talking points and ideologies.
It's not going to be about closing down the border and taking care of the cartels.
She's probably a cartel puppet, but you know, one thing you need to know.
This matters.
What happens in Mexico matters to the United States.
2023, Mexico became the U.S.' 's largest trading partner.
Part of the offshoring we were talking about, where they're shipping jobs off to China lane, you were telling me this, one of the ways they're trying to get those closer to home is bringing them to Mexico.
Right, because there are certain links in the supply chain that you just cannot afford to manufacture in the United States, so that's what the term fringe-shoring is, is you bring these supply chain links to countries that are friendly to your interests.
Like Mexico, not Canada.
We don't like Canada.
We're not a friend of Canada, I'm just saying.
We have a trade agreement with both.
I don't care, we don't like them.
The trade agreement would say differently.
Bolivar, I like him, I don't like Trudeau.
The data.
Fine.
So, 80% of Mexican exports go to the United States, and the cartels will always remain the biggest issue.
And for his part, Trump wants to send kill squads What is this, a DC comic book?
I just, I don't know.
Did Biden just walk over to the obelisk on accident?
Okay, we'll go back to that.
No, he was doing a... Was he doing a wreath laying?
Yeah, this is a replay of his speech, but he was just going over to give it a look.
Okay, gotcha.
They had to beat Kamala off of it.
He tried to jump off.
Kamala was what?
Just trying to climb up it.
Oh gosh. All right, look, Lane and I disagree on this.
We're going to talk about it in Mug Club, but Trump is going to put kill squads into Mexico to handle the cartels.
Some of you have been like, right on, man, do it.
Yes.
And I'm going to be like, I understand, right on, do it.
But, you know, what happens next?
And this is where we're going to disagree.
But look, just understand, Biden is dropping in the polls.
Everything's looking bad for him.
That doesn't mean that we should underestimate our opponent.
That is what he wants.
He wants you to think you already have it in the bag and that voters don't turn out because they think it's going to be a walk-off and he's going to win and people are less motivated.
You need to go to the polls and vote for President Trump like everything in your life depended on it.
And I'm not saying like everything depends on it, but it could.
It very well could in this case.
That's been used so many times that it becomes like a dog whistle or a car alarm in a parking lot.
Nobody really pays any attention to it.
And that's why when we see stories Where people make up the fact that there was no chair behind President Biden, we say stop.
Because when there actually is no chair that he goes to sit in, we want to point to it and be like, that was real.
The boy who cried no chair.
Exactly.
Don't be the boy who cried no chair or pants full of poo.
Either one, right?
And Mexico's boss is a new boss, but it's the same as the old boss.
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