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Jan. 31, 2024 - Louder with Crowder
01:08:22
New Study: Constitutional Carry... The Results Are In!
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Every answer generates further questions.
I want to point out first that I'm very happy to be here this evening.
Look this funny...
Good morning!
Come on, I'll teach you how to do it.
See it's easy, huh?
Go!
All you ever need is a little bit of ice.
All you ever need is a little bit of ice.
All you ever need, all you ever need.
All you ever need is a little bit of ice.
All you ever need is a little bit of ice.
Uh oh, you're too wicked for me.
You don't understand what you've done.
Trust me, I've been in here way before.
I'm in trouble.
All you ever need is a little bit of ice.
Ridiculous!
All you ever need is a little bit of ice.
That's what she said.
She was too busy.
Everything, everything.
All you ever need is a little bit of ice.
you Oh
Don't be a victim.
Try the Wolther.
You'll be glad you did.
And I don't really have time for journalism, so please leave me alone.
Their primary goals is, one, acquire as much U.S.
land as you can, and number two, gather as much and collect U.S.
currency as possible.
President Xi has publicly stated that the West is declining and China is ascending.
It was foisted upon us by, again, to some degree, and by some I mean all degree, the Communist Chinese government.
They had 60 greenhouses and they put one family per greenhouse to run it.
Huge family out of 10 by 10 rooms.
The most expensive room in the world.
Call me Gorlock.
I don't want to.
You'll call me Gorlock and you'll like it.
Gorlock.
That's for the soundboard.
Hey!
My question to you, before we get to that, what are your thoughts on constitutional care?
Because this is an area where sometimes people don't fully understand where they line up as conservatives and federalism.
Do you think it's a state issue?
Spoiler, it's not.
That's foreshadowing.
Yeah.
You can call me Steinbeck.
Steinbeck.
We have a lot to get to here today.
And tomorrow, by the way, is the special on the Oklahoma grow farms and the Communist Chinese Party buying up American land.
And if you want more of that, of course, you can always support us at, you know, Mug Club.
None of this investigative journalism happens without you.
So today we'll be talking about the squad's really bad week.
I don't know at what point people should be deported for treason, but I think, look behind you, there's the line.
Constitutional carry and their effects on crime rates.
It always gets worse, where they say Republicans and Conservatives don't want to study gun crime.
No, no, no, we don't want you to politicize it.
Whenever there's an objective study, they go, crap.
So, in Ohio, we know the results.
Take a guess.
And then we're going to be talking about a longevity guru who wants to change humanity in crazy ways, and Gorlock the Destroyer.
Is a deserter.
That'll make sense when you... That's fitting.
When you get to it.
How are you doing, number two, Captain Morgan, CEO?
I'm doing better.
I feel like I've turned a bit of a corner.
I still sound bad.
Or good, depending.
Yeah, now I have it again.
You do?
You said you had a sore throat.
I didn't have a sore throat.
I just have a voice that sounds like I have a sore throat, so I didn't give it to you.
It's not all about you, Gerald.
I have a sore throat.
Yeah, but you're trying to blame me.
Yes.
Third chair, when you hear this...
You know who it is, and Friday, Saturday, March 1st and 2nd, he's going to be at the Louisville Comedy Club.
You can see all of his other dates.
BrianCallin.com and watch the show here on Mug Club Off-Limits every Tuesday.
Mr. Callin, how are you?
Groundbreaking podcast, Off-Limits.
Yeah, groundbreaking.
Louisville.
Louisville, come out only if you like laughing hard without breaks for over an hour.
You know what I mean, Steven?
Yeah.
Also, if you hate yourself and want to spend time in Louisville.
That's wild.
Hey, listen.
The Comedy Club is great.
It is great.
The city is awful.
I watched a man die.
Did you watch a man die?
Yeah, well I watched him try to revive a man with Narcan.
I've done that after I choke him out in jiu-jitsu.
This was a man's life, Brian.
Oh, is that what it was?
It's no laughing matter.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Not everything's a joke.
I think it was interesting that Stephen said something.
He said, I have a little tickle on my throat and I think it's because I'm allergic to feathers.
And I thought to myself, well, my thought cloud was that's the gayest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Yeah, it might be.
Yeah.
I think the gayest thing I've ever heard in my life is talking about choking out a homeless man in Kentucky because it's thoughtless and it's inconsiderate.
Homeless?
You mean unhoused neighbor?
Yes.
Sorry guys.
Yeah.
The progressive meter just hit red hot here.
I agree.
He's doing the whole Mao, you know, population control.
Get rid of the unhoused neighbors.
Yes.
Yeah.
Like a good neighbor, homeless rapist is there.
Let's go to... Gorlock the Destroyer.
Gorlock the Destroyer.
I had to intro that.
I'm sorry.
So, this is making the rounds here.
A massive trans influencer.
Oh, by the way, before I go into anything, I should say, if at some point today, which will probably happen during this segment, you see or hear this, Head on over to Rumble because we don't want to be on YouTube anyway, we won't self-censor, but you know, you can still watch it there because it burns to head to Rumble for some of you.
So, a massive trans influencer, some would say rotund.
Portly.
Massive.
Double entendre.
Ali Lopez, commonly referred to as, you probably know this person as Gorlock the Destroyer.
One does.
This went viral yesterday with this trans activist complaining about the lack of Masculine men.
Oh boy.
A lot of men expecting women in their relationship, especially when they're in committed relationships already, like they expect the women to go above and beyond and like them just almost do nothing.
And I feel like it's something that I see a lot outside of social media.
I also love when like there is a little bit of like a A little bit of a gender role in a relationship.
I'm not a big fan of toxic masculinity or like, whatever, like the norms, I guess.
But I like when there's just like a little bit of that.
We know you don't like norms.
Like, I'm the man and I'm going to take charge, you know?
What?
Because like, why not, you know?
I can give you a guess.
Like, when it comes to, like, the male roles, because a lot of, like, men nowadays are expecting princess treatment, and it's like, okay, well, I want that energy just as much, but just as bad as you do.
For example, like, let's say I get a flat tire on the side of the road.
Eat it?
And we're together, you better know how to change that tire.
You better know how to change that tire.
And you better know how to do these things.
Because if I have to call my dad, just like I said, He wouldn't answer.
Hey, he's not coming.
No.
Sorry, babe.
No rush into anything.
Enjoy your time being single because I feel like that's when you learn the most about yourself.
Yeah, very much that.
Because you always want to see what kind of person you are alone.
Well, you really get to see what kind of person you are.
So, hey, hold on.
I'll change the tire when you grow some tits.
Let's start with that.
Can I say something nice about that person?
No, I don't want you to say it.
Let me get this off my chest first.
I'm gonna get this off my chest.
Bye!
the first part, right? That in time. Is there a comma somewhere in the statement?
I hope not.
It would have to be a semicolon.
I just feel that it's a little narcissistic.
It's a little narcissistic.
I'm not gonna give that person a 10 but Really?
Good personality.
Really?
You're not?
That's your problem.
I'm just saying.
Everyone else thinks I'm a 10.
Some people even say 11, which is super cool because the scale only goes up to 10.
Well, celebrity is something.
Like when I was doing a TV show, somebody said to me, you're not a good looking guy because you're on TV.
You rank up there with firemen.
I thought that was pretty cool.
No, firemen are gross.
I want a billionaire with a Bugatti who can change a tire.
You should be, okay, with a high and tight, a fade, and only your top button.
Done.
That's go be who you are.
Now, Brian Johnson, you guys are gonna let me just hang there?
Yeah, just a little bit.
I'm just gonna call you a hair Nazi.
Hit the like button.
Is it funny?
Sure.
Is it gross?
Absolutely.
But this is really where we are.
So, let's move on.
I like the way you gestured.
Because you were cupping something.
That's what you do with a tan, bro.
At the end of the day, this is what you got.
You take care of a tan.
You cherish it.
My femininity like a princess.
I hate the princess.
You got 17% of this in this school.
I'm a princess.
Look at me like a peach.
Yeah.
So, we'll move on with more horrible advice.
And this is the problem with the algorithm.
You know, we always say, if you want to know, watch the show.
Tune in, check the references, we make them available, then leave.
The algorithm is an artificial brain, and only because of this algorithm do you see things like that presented as anything other than the bearded lady.
And it's the same as it relates to health advice.
So if you're not familiar with this aging and lifestyle guru, Brian Johnson, here's a quick refresher.
Right now is the very first time in human history where you can say with a straight face, you may not die.
You believe that?
Oh, there's no question.
It's hard to believe tech millionaire Brian Johnson is 46 years old.
But no matter his chronological age, he's striving for the biological age of an 18-year-old.
His team of 30 doctors utilize all the latest tech.
The plan is rigorous.
Now here's the thing, none of this would matter if thousands of people weren't following this guy's advice.
So weird health hacks like he does plasma transfusions, he gets them from his son, he takes 111 daily supplements.
It only gets weirder.
He advocates for genital shock therapy, commonly known as staring at this picture of Gorlock.
I think it works.
He measures his number of nighttime erections.
Oh, man.
So he's got to put something, a contraption on his penis.
Yes.
Right?
I would suppose.
It's like a CPAC machine, but... Unless he's waking up every time, like, don't wake daddy, hitting the ticker.
In which case, you're ruining your sleep.
He's got like an Apple watch.
He's got a night nurse.
He's got a night nurse who's always got her hands around it.
He has an Apple Chinese ring.
Oh, you're so big!
Nightly erection.
After today's show, if I wore the Apple wiener ring, it would be dormant all night.
It's like when Netflix says, are you still watching this?
Wiener ring.
It just keeps falling off.
As long as it's made of, like, alligator.
Yes.
Yeah, it's expensive.
Yeah, it is.
It's more expensive than Crocodile because of the mineral deposits.
See, there you go.
And the scales.
And it's more pliable.
Sorry, I should not crocodile Cayman.
Admonish me.
Admonish me.
Cayman boots are cheaper than gator boots, which is crazy because they have gator farms.
You would think it wouldn't be... Yeah, there you go.
Right?
Admonish me.
No.
Cayman ain't as thick.
Oh boy.
It's really hard to find good men in gator boots.
Cayman knockoffs and shit.
What's that, Lizard?
If you wanna gut with me, then make it real.
Alright.
Guys, Poor's got Cayman boots.
And a Cayman cock ring.
I want a hat!
I really, really, really want a hostess.
So, this week now, Johnson, so all of these things are being advocated and being flooded into your children's timelines.
That's the problem.
Remember someone out there said that the sauna would increase your testosterone by 600%?
Yeah.
So here's another one.
Johnson made some waves now.
Now it extends to these comments and thoughts regarding humanity.
We're right now in a moment, the last moment where things kind of have been how they have been, but they're about to change radically.
And in this new future, we can't predict what's going to happen.
We no longer have that ability.
And so we're living in a zeroth world.
And so Gen Zero is a group of multi-ethnic, multinational people who rise up and they say, we are willing to courageously step into the future.
And we're willing to divorce, or open to divorce, from ourselves all human norms, all human customs, all human thought.
And we're willing to say we're wide open.
About everything.
Eyes like a white lab rat.
Absolute blank slate.
Yeah, he hates our species.
That's a guy who wants to mesh with machines right now.
A guy who transfused with his own son's blood.
That's the medical journal.
Vampire!
It's just like, he hates humanity, but this is, you think that guy hasn't done some Botox or had some face work done?
He wants you to believe it's because he measures his nighttime boners?
I don't look like this, this is all natural.
This is because I do genital shock therapy.
You can't see the laugh lines!
No, because you're joyless.
Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump that up.
Yes you do.
God, and he's shaved down.
He's got somebody who shaves him with a straight razor.
I'm so turned on, right?
I mean, I'm so grossed out.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, yeah.
I think there's something very strange about this longevity, this quest for longevity, which is really, at the end of the day, you've got to be kind of anti-human because he wants to be the last guy standing.
If he can caress the dying faces of everyone he knows with his low-fat, healthy hand...
...then...
Something to Christians you need to understand when you say I hate people
No.
If you're... God says you're to love people, to be clear.
You can be annoyed by people, but you are to love people.
This man hates people.
And this, by the way, mirrors exactly what you will see from all of these atheist communist regimes of all time.
This exact... It was tried in Pol Pot's Cambodia.
It was called Year Zero.
It sounds familiar.
Generation Zero?
Yep.
Year Zero.
They eliminated all culture, tradition, right?
That was a part of it.
They outlawed private property, religious practice.
During the Khmer Rouge, 1.7 million people died, which doesn't sound like a lot when you compare that, but that's 21% of the population.
And they weren't just killing people because they were Jews or they were handicapped.
They were killing people because they wore glasses.
Yes.
Smart people.
They were intellectuals.
Yes.
The idea was always that we can create utopia on Earth.
Right.
And that is the most dangerous thing, because if you're going to try to create utopia on Earth, you're trying to perfect human beings.
And you're getting rid of all their imperfections.
And then the problem is, you have a lot of people that are already beyond that.
They've been too indoctrinated.
You can't change them with a re-education camp.
So they have to go.
Right.
We have to remove that.
That was the communist mentality.
Just like that was in the... Mao.
That's what Pol Pot did.
That's what all of them did.
Yeah, well the killing fields had actually a killing tree.
Infants and other people, they were just bashed to death against a tree.
Because at a certain point too, communism doesn't work, totalitarianism doesn't work, so you don't have the money to kill people effectively.
And I don't know if you remember this too, this happened with Mao by the way, the problem is when you determine that humanity is a problem, it has to be one person, one voice determining how humanity is a problem and how to fix it.
Then these people get too entrenched in their lies, like, I don't know, genital shock therapy, adding a few months to your life.
With Mao, remember they said it was, uh, actually the problem with all of this famine, it's, uh, it's all of these sparrows.
Right.
That's what they said.
What?
Yeah, yeah.
He said it was all, it was the sparrows, because he had caused the famine.
Right.
And they said, no, no, no, no, sparrow!
Sparrow cause no fool, cause sparrow, kill sparrow, solve problem!
So people killed all the sparrows.
Wow.
Which then, of course, brought in more insects, which created more famine.
And you know how they killed the sparrows?
They would bang pots and pans until the sparrows wouldn't land, which is cruel.
But, you know, we've got to remember, you've got to remind people, Larry Page, who was the founder of Google, accused, when Elon Musk was raising the dangers of AI, making AI, And he said, what do you do?
This is not good for humanity.
And Larry Page said something to the effect of don't be such as Oh, I see.
You're a speciesist.
Yeah.
Meaning you favor the human species over everything else, which means equivalent to being a racist, right?
So So what's to say that meshing with machines, sentient machines isn't a better way forward.
And maybe our this sort of rusty biological heritage needs to go by the wayside.
Yeah.
And that is, that's a godless notion.
The idea is that- That's called playing God.
We can be God.
And then every now and then, I listen to them, and then I see Gorlock the Destroyer and say, you know what?
Maybe they have a point.
But then I think of Gorlock meshing with machine.
That's not a mech warrior that I want to see.
No, I don't think she meshes, she just absorbs- Pacific Rim Drop.
Huh?
She just absorbs the machine.
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Let's go on to other anti-human piles of human excrement.
Ironically, they're anti-human, but they themselves are human.
Self-loathing.
Although I'm looking at myself sometimes when the monitor comes on and then I look at Brian Johnson.
I'd like that skin, please.
I want luminescent skin.
You want luminescent skin?
Just once I want you to say, Brian, your skin looks so luminous.
You want to look like one of those creatures at the bottom of the ocean in the Marianne Trench?
Yeah, the one with the dangling lantern to get, yeah.
That's my, that's my apple wiener ring.
This is where I, it charges.
Um, I don't know.
Angler Calen.
So hot.
I don't know.
So let me ask you this.
We're going to run down the misdeeds of the dumbest members of Congress, your representatives here.
At what point do you think you reach treason?
At what point do you think you reach almost like desertion if they're supposed to be representative?
I know that everyone wants to say treason, right, sedition was people taking a walking tour January 6th, and that's an opinion that you may hold.
I disagree.
I think that when you say I'm looking out for a foreign nation, not only above the United States, but in place of.
In other words, we've gotten beyond the point of, hey, I'm looking out for another country as well.
We can all benefit.
We are the world, which is horse crap to begin with.
But now you're saying, I know that benefiting this country would be done at the expense of the country that I'm supposed to represent.
I think that's when you cross over, and certainly everyone in the squad qualifies.
So this past week has been a bad one for the squad, plus one.
Because now you have AOC, Ilhan Omar, Corey Bush, Rashida Tlaib, and then Jamal Bowman.
He's the plus one.
Well, he's squad adjacent.
He's squad adjacent.
I didn't know Corey Bush was part of the squad.
You always forget about Corey Bush.
Is that like a new addition?
No, it's not a new addition.
Corey Bush is like the Joey Bishop of the squad.
Like the Ringo?
Yeah, just a little bit.
Where everything is some aquatic... Ringo wrote two songs, basically.
Yellow Submarine and Under the Sea.
Yeah, good songs.
We tried to write a third one and it was called, like, In the Lake.
And they're like, Was everything aquatically themed?
I've had it with you.
It's my niche.
It's who I am.
You suck.
I only go forward.
I go forward in the aquatic theme.
I'm like a shark.
I can't go back.
Ringo, what is it with you?
Okay, so... And I know this because with my little children at bath time, I always find myself singing another Ringo song.
I'm like, damn it!
So catchy.
Yeah, like Yellow Submarine, because we have one.
And I'm like, what do you want me to sing next?
Like, Under the Sea!
I'm like, damn it, Ringo!
You were the original Cocoa Melon.
So...
Cori Bush.
Squad.
We're going to go through a really, really bad week.
I think these people are guilty of treason.
Collectively.
We can charge them collectively.
Cori Bush is now under federal investigation for misuse of funds.
Here's a clip.
In recent months, right-wing organizations have lodged baseless complaints against me, peddling notions that I have misused campaign funds to pay for personal security services.
That simply is not true.
Okay, so we have the reference there from CNN, that's what's alleged.
She paid her husband for security.
Yeah, she should read off her phone, like, I did not pay my husband, I did not pay my husband for security, which now that I say that out loud, she should probably be doing it for free, but I'm a bitch!
By the way, let me just be clear.
She admits to paying her husband through her campaign and says it's totally fine because he's had experience doing stuff like that.
I mean, I don't... whatever.
Just, you know, you should do it for free.
Or you know what?
Maybe not.
Brilliant ploy.
What's the male equivalent of a gold digger?
It's kind of hot, though.
I think that Gorlach's looking for a dude.
That's the kind of traditional male I like.
Someone who'll end the line of fire me.
But I gotta pay him.
That's right.
There'll be like three in the line of fire.
Carry me out like a bodyguard.
Only it'll be with a free Willy hammock.
She'll just have a big pocket and she just tips him.
Yes.
It's free but she just gives him.
She goes, thanks for making me feel safe today.
That's a 20.
Now the husband is of course not licensed to provide security, nor do I understand is particularly good at it.
Bush justified that she needs the extra protection, which may be true despite being one of the loudest voices to defund... That's right, the police.
So if I end up spending $200,000, if I spend $10 more on it, you know what?
I get to be here to do the work.
So suck it up and defunding the police has to happen.
We need to defund the police and put that money into social safety nets because we're trying to save lives.
After that, all the biscuits were gone at Red Lobster.
Yeah, they were.
By the way, social safety nets, fantastic.
Let's have a social worker provide you your safety.
I'm sorry, you've laid the ground rules.
She said social workers should be called out more than the police.
Bitch, I'm Corey Bush and it's scampi season.
You think I'm gonna go there without security?
It's like Lord of the Flies with all-you-can-eat shrimp.
It's not like they ran out of steak at the Golden Corral, okay?
That always results in a fight.
Sneeze shield is just blood.
Multipurpose.
Now we have AOC.
So we go from Cori Bush to AOC.
AOC said that funding needed to be ongoing, needed to continue for the UN's Refugee Works Administration, the UNRWA.
Unruh.
Let's go with that.
Unbelievable.
This is what she said.
Cutting off support to UNRUH, the primary source of humanitarian aid to two million Gazans, is unacceptable.
Among an organization of 13,000 U.N.
aid workers, risking the starvation of millions over grave allegations of 12 is indefensible.
The U.S.
should restore aid immediately.
So she said 12, like there were only 12 bad actors.
The problem is this came after reports that linked 1,200 uh... you and our w a workers to hamas rather palestinian
islamic jihad twelve hundred and then twelve specifically rated israel on october
seventh with those attacks
so thick twelve that's where the special forces
of yet i said that a terrorism twelve hundred like you go to just supporting
12,000.
Sorry, sorry.
12,000?
12,000.
12,000?
Yes.
12,000?
I thought it was 1,200.
12,000.
See, that was me being... 12,000.
That's me, Mr. Conservative, was my estimate.
1,200 of the 12,000 employees.
Okay.
Yes.
Just multiples at this point.
So it's only 10%.
Only 10%, yeah.
10% don't spoil the whole... Oh no, they do when it's genocide.
Yeah.
That's enough.
100 of the 12,000 employees. Okay. Yes multiples at this so it's only 10% only 10% 10% don't spoil the whole but oh no
That's they do when it's genocide. Yeah, that's enough Yeah.
That's a lot.
12,000 is a lot of people.
Yes it is.
And then the schools that are run by them, they glorify actively killing Jews.
Oh boy.
And these schools have been used by militants in the war.
So here you go, this is just 12 people.
Again, if let's say all 12 were teachers, that would be enough.
If it happened to be a public school in Linwood, Perhaps.
Or in Inglewood.
Hawthorne.
Because I'm using your Los Angeles real estate lingo with adjacent.
It's beach adjacent.
So if this were a public school in a bad area of town, I would say defund it.
If there are 12 teachers saying, you know, kill, stab all the Jews.
Because I think we're all anti that.
Very.
Anti-stabbing of Jews.
Generally.
Generally speaking.
The rule, the exception.
Would you like to make the little arch of Christ and
pick up the bottle of Nick brightly written down
to you?
I will long for any ill of heart
that does not Learn our learning at the UNRWA, U-N-R-W-A, schools.
Here's a clip.
We want to show the Jews that we are not evil, we are also aware.
The Zionists are our enemies.
It's all bad.
They say we are evil.
They teach us that Jews are fickle, bad people.
I will beat them.
I don't believe that young man is of age to get a license.
I also think they're speaking in metaphor, guys.
Can I just say?
It might be a metaphor.
And by the way, your propaganda's not even good.
We are taught that Jews are fickle, bad people.
Just tell the kids they're cheap.
Send them to a Jewish toy store, and then that'll plant a seed, and then that's how you grow hate.
Yeah, but fickle is not a terrible thing.
I feel you're rather fickle.
First, you have to explain to a child what fickle means.
I know, that's a big word.
To get them to be upset by it.
Yeah, it's almost like, I can handle that.
If you told me I was fickle, I'd be like, ooh, that kind of hurts my feelings, but I can work on that.
Yeah, just tell it like the Jews want to take Blippi away.
Like, I'm not going to be like, you're fickle!
Why'd you stab him?
Why'd you stab him?
He was fickle.
He was fickle!
Yeah, that's not a stab-able defense.
He was fickle.
What do you do with fickle Jews?
We don't stab them.
I see your point.
Well, that's why they showed that they killed Mickey Mouse.
Yes, exactly.
But you're not getting a green light in D-block.
It's not like, why are we going to Steve Crowder?
Why are we going to stab Crowder?
Because he was fickle.
He was fickle.
Green light him.
He was fickle.
That's what you do with the fix, I say.
I call him fix, because I don't have time to say fickle.
So there are a bunch of countries now, including the United States, Who are suspending funding to the UNRWA, but AOC thinks that that's a travesty of justice.
There are also unconfirmed reports here, so I have to say unconfirmed, to be clear, that allege AOC is demanding we restore funding for the Hitler Youth Foundation, the Osama Bin Laden Freedom Camp, and a sequel to the all-girl Ghostbusters, so it's like she can't even get one right accidentally.
The last one was the worst.
Let's go to Jamal Brown.
Oh, the guy who does the door?
The plus one.
Yeah, fire door guy.
So he came under scrutiny now for being a 9-11 conspiracy theorist.
There were a bunch of blog posts.
When people say, like, unearthed blog posts, I think this comes from Daily Beast.
Really, is it unearthing at this point?
Like, you ran a search online.
You said, Jamal Bowman blog.
Yeah.
And you found it.
Yeah, it's not like they found it.
It wasn't hidden where the golden tablets were.
It's not a national treasure.
Joe Smith or whatever his name was who found the Mormon church.
It was found there with the golden tablets.
They make it sound like it's unearthed.
Andy Dufresne's thick novel.
There's a hollowed out space where your 9-11 conspiracy blogs used to...
I was digging.
I was digging a post.
He wrote quite a bit about 9-11 being a conspiracy, including poems like this.
2001, planes used as missiles slash target the Twin Towers.
Later in the day, Building 7 also collapsed.
Multiple explosions heard before and during the collapse.
I think he meant more like, ah.
Horrible haiku.
Oh.
You're... Like Kanye, like, ha!
I think the hmm is his ha.
If he was Jay-Z, it'd be, oh, oh, oh.
See, that's what I'm saying.
And he also... Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm?
Yeah, that might have been mistaken as a yummy sound.
Yeah.
Hmm?
He was eating a Butterfinger.
Hmm?
Hmm!
Yeah, or like this, you expect it to be bad, and then you go, hmm?
Like, what?
I haven't had a Three Musketeers in a long time.
I get it!
What was that about the Jews?
Oh yeah, screw them.
This is delicious.
Is that nougat?
Nougat.
Nougat is the poor man's candy.
Nougat!
Who invented nougat?
They should build a statue of the guy who invented nougat and tear it down.
We should, I agree.
Nougat!
I hate nougat.
I don't even know what it is.
Bowman, he also promoted the 9-11 Truth in the Documentaries, loose change, zeitgeist, full disclosure, Alex Jones helped produce loose change, just to be clear.
It's just strange bedfellows for Bowman.
It's just strange bedfellows, this is what happens.
And according to Bowman, 9-11 could have easily been prevented if somebody just pulled a fire alarm.
And so, you know, hey.
Well, come on.
Look, two things can be true.
AI, you can never tell if it's real.
You can never tell.
Deepfake.
Wait till you see the pornography.
With Osama?
Yeah.
And Bowman.
That explains everything.
That explains his anger.
I just thought he moonlit as a pizza delivery guy.
Hit the like button if you think that Bowman makes a good, nay, the perfect terrorist.
Speaking of terrorists, another member of the squad, Ilhan Omar.
Now we talked about this earlier in the week, right?
Yes.
But now there's an update.
What's the update?
Well, first off, let's refresh here.
Remember the Somalia first speech?
Here you go.
The echo.
Understood that.
Now, she blamed after this because she of course was raked over the coals where Ronda
Santis, Dee Santis said she should be deported.
I agree.
She said it was a poor translation of the video, saying, it's not only, it's not only slanted, but completely off!
I wouldn't expect more from these propagandists!
Here's the problem.
The video with the subtitles that you saw, all references available at loudmouthcrowder.com for every single show.
We provide a bibliography.
It was posted!
Somaliland?
Somaliland.
Not to be confused with Legoland.
Legoland they build.
Go to J. Elmi. This was from Elmi's tweet.
The language she, Omar employed, was regrettably unbecoming of both the office she holds and
the constituents she represents.
This is...
Somaliland?
Somaliland. Not to be confused with Legoland.
Somaliland.
Legoland they build. Somaliland, they just blow it up.
Or he would go to that theme park.
You must have these many bombs.
It's an area of Somalia.
Please.
It's Somaliland.
Come on.
Somaliland.
I didn't name it.
There's a water park.
Brian?
Yeah?
I didn't name it.
It's not my fault.
I'm just saying.
Alright, look you two guys.
You can hold my beer.
Because as former governor of Minnesota, I know about Somaliland.
They were my constituents.
Really?
It's not a theme park.
You were trying to be a smartass, right?
Yeah, tough guy.
Great.
Yeah, thanks for your service there, buddy.
Yeah, why don't you buy me some pizzas?
Yeah, you know what?
Why don't you shut your- Why don't you shut your pizza hole there, chief?
I bet you get some fluoride.
You need some.
In Mexico in my casa.
Sounds like a good time.
It's like a racquetball court.
I live minimalist.
It's four walls.
Alright.
We'll both go in.
One of us will come out there, tough guy.
Okay, buckaroo.
I'll give ya.
If you're a betting man, who do you think's gonna be coming out there?
The guy with the deepest... Gotta be me.
The Navy SEAL, who was in Predator.
That's right.
It was an underwater demolitions unit at that time, to be clear.
UDT.
To be clear, mister.
Mr. Maxwell Smart.
That's how smart you think you are.
You're not clever.
Just keep asking questions.
I'll be leaving unscathed eating migas.
Got some migas in that dimple.
It's where you crunch up some tortillas and eggs.
Asshat.
No, because your pineal gland and all the fluoride in your tap.
Now, you have DeSantis said she should be deported.
Also keep in mind that Ilan Omer married her brother.
We just always want to make sure that you remember that.
That's a rumor.
It's not.
No.
She's firm.
I know you're going to hate me for this, but I think she's very attractive.
It's confirmed.
I don't hate you.
I want her to yell at me in Somali.
No, no, look, look.
I don't, no one hates you.
I think less of you.
But I don't.
I've seen your wife.
She's beautiful.
And you think that Ilhan Omar?
Hey, I'm just saying, there's something about her.
You're virtue signaling with a pity compliment.
I want to argue with her about politics and not have makeup sex.
And what do you think, Gorlock's a six?
Also, while we're talking about people who are traitors to their country, honorary squad member Nikki Haley still works for China.
I told them that if they would do this, that South Carolina would wrap their arms around them.
How about human rights?
Sorry, right clip.
work for you. There is nothing that you could need that we won't make sure that we deliver.
How about human rights? Sorry, right clip. That is the correct clip. Yes. So let's let's
let's let's bring this to a close here.
This week you had squad members who misused campaign money, they've been out there championing the cause of terrorists, demanding more money for terrorists, waxing poetic about 9-11, or at least we discovered that, and then of course putting Somalia first, lying about it, saying that's not what I said, until the actual Foreign Affairs Minister of Somaliland said that's exactly What that person said.
So they also lied about it.
At what point do you say, okay, these people not only are not acting on behalf of American constituents, they're acting against them.
I mean, think about the Boston Tea... the Tea Harbor.
What happened to Boston Harbor?
The Tea Party.
I said Tea Harbor.
They named it honorarily.
The Boston Tea Party, like, they were blowing people away because of a tax on a morning drink.
And by the way, you guys also know leathernecks.
That comes from the fact that they were having a deal with piracy, some of which would be largely the North African slave trade.
That's why they would put on these leather protectors on their neck.
That's where the term comes from.
So it's not like they weren't aware of it.
What do you think would happen with the founding fathers if they knew that they had a representative who was not only demanding money, For a place like Somalia, and terrorists, but actually funneling it from American funds!
They would have been putting whatever their equivalent to the boo box is faster than you can say Rashida Tlaib's a terrorist, which she is.
And I think it's an important thing to realize that there's criticism.
It's one thing to criticize policy or the United States.
If you actually look at what they're talking about, what they're really doing is saying, if you are within the context of the United States, so if you're within the institutions, if you uphold the institutions, you are already guilty.
So the solution is to tear those institutions down.
That's what we're talking about here.
So at the end of the day, if you are a part of the system, You're already corrupt, so we have to tear the whole system down and rebuild it in what?
Well, it's socialism, etc.
Those kinds of things.
Yeah, you know what?
Let's go with the Somali system.
Let's go with the Palestinian system.
Oh, that's right.
They throw you off a rooftop.
A little chaotic.
Or I guess the Somalis, they'd keelhaul you.
Probably keelhaul.
Yeah, they'd probably keelhaul you.
Horrible way to go.
Or effective.
What's keelhaul?
I don't know.
Keyholes were pirates.
They would tie you to a rope and they would drag you under the bow of the ship with all the barnacles and stuff.
Oof.
Sounds like a crazy crossbow workout.
Yes, it does.
It's their metcon for the day.
Yeah, it's like the Tough Mudder.
We're gonna make you do the sally.
That's how you live to 200 for, you know, Mr.
I thought that was the Alex Jones Show.
Oh, that's 40 kip-ups.
Barnacles.
We're going to talk about the concealed carry law now, or at least the study that's come out.
Hey, take a guess how that's going because this brings us back to our institutions.
And you know what?
Look, here's my problem with the squad.
And my same problem with, uh, uh, I was going to say Krull.
Gorgonzola, what's the name?
Gorlock?
Gorlock.
Hold on.
Gorlock.
Krull.
I'm sorry.
I mean.
Genuine slip.
Now I want to say Krull.
Gorlock!
Gorlock!
And then I was thinking of toy small soldiers, the Gorgonauts.
Gorlock.
The problem with Gorlock is the same problem with the squad.
It's the same problem with people who don't understand constitutional carry.
Look.
All these people believe that somewhere there's a culture that deserves to exist.
For example, yes, for Somalian culture.
Yes, for Palestinian culture.
Okay, then you have to accept the premise that we have a culture here in the United States that is centered on the American family and, by the way, the right to own firearms because that's how we fought off the world's greatest superpower.
Even if you don't think it's the right culture, I would argue it is, it's Our culture.
And I certainly would say that it's better than stoning people with a lisp or throwing women off of rooftops because they had the nerve to drive without a man running shotgun.
That's what I, just accept that it's this culture.
Why can every, you can comment below, why can every country have a culture and no matter how homophobic, no matter how sexist, no matter how separatist it is, it's okay unless it's the United States and then we take offense at the idea that people have the freedom to carry firearms, that people have the freedom to choose their own healthcare.
It's our culture!
Just accept that, like you do with Somalia.
And then I would argue that it's better.
And I wish Josh, actually, thank you for your service, was here to talk about this story that concealed Kerry.
Where is he?
Well, I think he just got finished with the screen test, because he sent us a video of it.
Oh, really?
Another screen test?
He's really swinging the bat.
Let's see what he's up to.
Alright, this is a screen test for Rust.
Whenever you're ready, Josh.
It's a wrap.
is Junch.
All right, this is a screen test for Rust.
Whenever you're ready, Josh.
Boom!
Oh!
That's a wrap.
It's our guy.
You know what?
The world is judge.
You know what?
He got one, finally.
He did, yeah.
Gross violation of firearm safety, but that's what they're looking for.
And, of course, the sponsor of the show, the studio here, they're protected exclusively by Walther.
Oh, that's right, you can go to waltherarms.com.
You obviously can't buy them from waltherarms.com, but you can find a dealer near you.
Look, there are great firearms across the board.
We've talked about this.
At a certain point, it comes down to personal preference, but Walther has the balls to sponsor this show.
And do me a favor, this is the Walther PDP.
Just go run a Google, Bing, Bentback, Paperclip, that purple gorilla, whatever it is that you use, you can ask Jeeves, Walther PDP Review.
They're great.
It's the best kept secret in the firearm industry.
They just, they don't have these giant military contracts out there.
So just, and you can try it.
Try the Walther, go to a local range, try it.
You'll buy it.
If you have the means, I highly recommend.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Walther PDP.
Their choice.
Sounds good.
We're pretty fortunate in that all the sponsors we have on the show, which are very few and far between, are ones that either heard me talking about their stuff and they said, hey, can we become a sponsor?
Sure.
We don't have to go after them.
And Walther is just one of them.
They're awesome.
All right.
Let's go to the Constitutional Carry segment.
You said you have a lot for this, which you've been silent most of the day because you're hitting your cough button.
That's a cough, I know.
Sorry.
It's tough.
I can say Gorlock every once in a while.
I love the soda in your voice, though.
The soda?
You should do perfume ads.
Yeah, I should do some voice work when I get sick.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah.
You and Ilan Omar.
Calvin Klein.
Yeah.
Ilan.
I think Calvin Klein is passé, right?
It's no longer cool.
Maybe it is.
What's a Dolce & Gabbana?
Say that.
I want to hear you say it.
Or Tommy Hilfiger?
No, say, yeah.
Dolce & Gabbana.
Say it, Gerald.
Dolce & Gabbana.
Oh, man.
Whoa!
I'm literally, I mean, I'm not even joking.
It moved.
Couldn't you just picture that?
Like a Sophia Loren type scenario and a guy?
No, I picture myself coming out of a pond with my hair all wet like there's a difference.
Who's the 57-year-old with that golf physique?
Not a pond.
That's stagnant water.
You'd have leeches.
Like a river.
Okay, try it again and just say Brian Callen as I pull out of the water.
Yeah, say Brian Callen wears Dolce & Gabbana.
Ready?
I'm gonna pull out of the water.
Brian Callen.
Dolce & Gabbana.
I could see you in a ravine.
Do you see how sensual my face is?
Maybe a basin?
A basin's great.
A well?
A well with a flash like the grudge chip?
Help me.
Help me.
Brian Cowden.
That's the well I put Strychnine in.
I was trying to kill my neighbor.
The new scent of fear.
There's nothing I can do.
Then kill me!
Dolce & Gabbana.
Kill me!
I'm cold.
You will die.
I'm so cold.
I'm so cold.
Hold on, give us some music.
I've been here all night.
Wet my mouth, I can't drink this water.
I have hepatitis.
But you smell fantastic.
Dolce & Gabbana.
And it's me sinking under the water.
And then Tommy Hilfiger comes in and he's like, all the blacks get the...
Boy, talk about a script.
You guys may not remember that.
Tommy Hilfiger was set for life until one interview.
He's like, yeah, I didn't know all the blacks were gonna wear my stuff
Oh Oh, too long.
Too honest.
And then all of a sudden, Dillard's pulled Tommy Hilfiger.
Yes, exactly.
What's his name?
The black guy from Shark Tank was putting on his shirt.
Dillard's.
Dillard's.
Because you know how black that sounds.
Exactly.
Dillard's for your hip-hop attire.
Their new hip-hop line this fall hits red hot.
You remember that, though, right?
The Tommy Hilfiger interview?
No, but I love it.
Okay, someone bring that up for Mug Club.
I don't remember if it was Oprah or some show.
He's like, well, I wouldn't have made it if I knew it was going to be worn by all the blacks.
Cristal did the same thing.
They're like, yeah, we just don't want these rappers to keep featuring our drink in their videos.
And we're like, okay, fine.
They created Ace of Spades.
Yeah.
And then they got the wrong people.
Like, if you're trying to appeal to the black, you don't have to.
Tommy Hilfiger sounds like he comes from Aryan land.
Yes.
Yeah.
As opposed to Somaliland.
It's a callback, guys.
It is a callback.
Not a good one.
No, it's okay.
It's fine.
It's fine.
I'm just still stuck on the Dolce & Gabbana.
That's going to be put on the soundboard.
All right.
Dolce & Gabbana.
People, hey, look out there, comment below.
You remember the Tommy Hilfiger thing, right?
Does anyone here remember that?
No.
You don't remember that?
Okay, Matt.
I had one Tommy Hilfiger shirt when I was a kid.
Yeah, because you were one of the poors.
I was, yes.
Couldn't afford to fix your tooth that was shot out by your cousin with a BB gun.
You can't afford Tommy Hilfiger.
Also fair.
He was wearing all, like, the wrong NBA championship winner shirts that they give to all the kids.
I have Buffalo Bill Super Bowl champs jerseys.
What are you talking about?
Tommy Hilfiger actually sold rugby shirts to Americans.
I remember when I was in high school, I was like, I gotta get one of those rugby shirts so I look huskier than I am.
Yeah, and then you realize it is not flattering, a rugby shirt.
It's not like a baseball uniform that makes you look big.
Rugby shirts make those monsters look smaller.
Just giant stripes.
Yeah.
Cool in the 90s, though.
I also had jeans with a lot of pockets.
They were extreme.
Now!
Constitutional carry.
This is something that we've talked about quite a bit.
My question for you is if you support constitutional carry.
What that means is that it's not a state issue.
If you are a law-abiding citizen, you have the right to carry your firearm across state lines.
Of course I support it because the Second Amendment is not a state issue.
Sometimes you'll get people saying, hold on a second, I thought you wanted a limited federal government since they only serve to protect rights, not grant them.
One of the recognized protected rights is the Second Amendment.
You can comment.
That's my opinion.
Huge supporter of constitutional carry.
All right.
And some states pass it on an individual level.
There's a national view of constitutional carry.
You know, there's reciprocity.
And then, of course, they kind of do this constitutional carry.
I believe in Ohio is where you don't need a permit.
If you're a law-abiding citizen, you can carry.
So a few different layers here.
All the references are available at lottoofcreditor.com.
So if you remember, you had all these gun control advocates.
Sorry, not remember.
They're still doing it, where they claimed that constitutional carry Now we have some studies.
Would dramatically increase gun violence.
They called it wrong.
How many more lives have to be lost for the Florida Legislature to finally get the message?
Students demand action and several Florida House Democrats spoke against House Bill 543.
The bill would remove requirements to have a permit or training to conceal carry a gun in Florida.
And you're more likely to become a victim of crime including a victim of gun violence in states like Texas, Tennessee, and Alabama.
States where you can carry a gun In public, essentially unfettered.
This decision will get Americans killed.
It is a severe danger to the American people and the domestic tranquility, which is in the preamble to the Constitution, right?
This is not what a well-regulated militia looks like.
Police officers at the Capitol in Austin this morning voiced their opposition.
It makes our jobs, the jobs of our men and women, more dangerous.
And I just want to be clear, too, when I was referencing earlier, there's a national right to carry, which some people view as a national constitutional carry law.
We're talking about state constitutional carry, which is a little different, meaning it relates to permits.
And you have the right to carry if you're a law-abiding citizen.
You don't need to go through a process.
If you're a law-abiding citizen, you have the right to carry a firearm.
OK, so Ohio passed constitutional carry in June 2022.
And now we have a study that irrefutably confirms That crime has dropped, and to be clear, I know I took Humanities 101 too, correlation doesn't equal causation, that it dropped the crime rate directly as a result of constitutional carry.
A new study just released is now unearthing if the Buckeye State's constitutional carry law impacted gun violence in cities.
The study looked at gun violence in the state's eight largest cities.
Six saw less gun crimes after the law changed.
Now just to be clear, I know you're going to say this is biased, man.
The study was commissioned after mayors of large cities in Ohio.
They blamed constitutional carry for the crime in their cities.
That's the stupidest thing that I've ever heard.
But that's the starting point.
That's the reason for the study.
And then they missed it by that much.
Yeah, exactly, right?
I lived in Cleveland for a little while.
You can't blame anything on a constitutional carry law.
In fact, a constitutional carry would just at least even the playing field a little bit.
You have to shoot the river when it's on fire?
You definitely do.
You fight fire with bullets.
That's incredible.
It's on fire!
Unload your gun!
Yes!
Yeah, the segment of the population that is the least likely to commit crimes, including off-duty police officers, are the ones that you don't want armed?
Yes, exactly.
I just want to make sure I'm clear on the rules.
And let me be really clear.
Even if it didn't reduce gun crime, I'd still support it.
Yeah.
Sometimes, hey, freedom is a bitch.
I understand that.
Even if it didn't reduce crime, I would support it.
Just to be clear, before we get some Second Amendment people saying it doesn't matter.
No, no.
Now, this is also relevant to people who may be on the fence, because we do have some results.
The biggest cities in Ohio, you have Parma, gun crime's down 22%.
Akron, it's down 18%.
Toledo, down 18%.
Columbus, down 11.5%.
It's down 18% Toledo down 18% Columbus down 11.5% Cleveland down 5.8% and
I love love for you to hit the like button again. If yeah Hit the like button if you live in a constitutional carry state and have had a positive experience.
Are you guys against some kind of training to own a gun?
Because you have to have training for a car.
Why would that be?
A car is not a constitutional right.
Right, but why would you, just because it's a constitutional right?
It's a constitutional right.
Just like you don't need training to know how to speak freely, that's the danger of it.
You can speak like an asshole, you know?
But that's a problem.
But that's a little bit different than bullets, because words and bullets are a little different.
Well, but hold on, I would recommend training.
Yes, of course!
The problem, Brian, is that you have to go three steps down the road and go, okay, well if I say that training is now a requirement, What are they going to make training include?
Is it going to be prohibitive?
Are they going to do it like ammunition?
We're like, well, we can't regulate the gun sales, but we can regulate ammunition.
We'll just buy it all off the marketplace.
So you can have all the guns you want.
You just don't have any bullets.
Right.
I guess because of my training in karate, that just didn't happen.
I had to go through years of training.
Yes, you did.
Do you guys have a minute for that?
Karate is not a constitutional right.
Thank goodness.
What you're also not taking into account is that happiness itself is in fact a warm gun.
So here's a trend.
A warm.
I did not know that.
A warm.
God, I like cold steel.
We have a national trend too, so now we have very specific data by request from the mayors who said constitutional care is ruining our cities.
Well, here's a study.
We don't want it.
Nationally, we also have the same trend line, where states that have implemented constitutional carry have seen fewer gun homicides.
Let's look at Florida.
They passed it July 2023.
2023 has seen a 10% decrease in gun deaths versus 2022.
Alabama, they passed it January 2021.
percent decrease in gun deaths versus 2022. Alabama, they passed it January 2021. 2023,
a 10 percent decrease in gun deaths compared to 2022. You saw this, by the way, in Montgomery
in 2023 versus 2022 because some of these go to counties.
Violent crime down about 10%.
Birmingham, first drop in homicide that you've seen in five years.
Well, it's because they killed most of the people that needed killing, I guess.
That's probably true.
It just kind of ran out.
Well, unhoused neighbors, as Brian refers to them.
Yeah, thank you.
They passed constitutional carry, April 2022.
2023, 12% decrease in gun deaths versus 2022.
Top 5 safest states have some form of constitutional carry.
You may not know this, I've talked about this quite a bit.
The state that I believe has had it the longest, or certainly one of the states, Vermont.
No idea.
Vermont!
Vermont you need no permit since I believe it's been since 1791 there probably has been some variations you go purchase a gun meaning you go through the background check which everyone has to do when you purchase a gun if you believe that there are no background checks go purchase a gun then you'll say oh I was an idiot since 1791 you purchase a gun you can carry it legally open or concealed.
Yes, because it's too cold to go outside most of the time.
New Hampshire, Wyoming, Maine, North Dakota.
These are not bastions of right-wing extremism, just to be clear.
These are the safest states.
Now, I'm not saying that these are the safest states because they have constitutional carry.
But that, combined with the trend line that we see in larger states, which will naturally have more crime... Right.
States like Texas, states like Florida, we see a trend line of it decreasing violence.
It's not really fair to compare Maine, let's say, to the entire state of Florida.
But we do have some control groups.
Okay, New Hampshire, Wyoming, Maine, Vermont, North Dakota.
All right.
This has been the case for a while.
Now let's apply it to a very large state.
All right.
They're going to have some more crime because of the population density, large urban areas, gang violence.
The trend consistently shows a decrease in overall violent crime and certainly gun crime.
So hold on a second.
That means that more guns.
And states.
Less... crime.
Can I get one more Dolce & Gabbana from you, Gerald?
Dolce & Gabbana.
9mm.
Firearms.
Yes.
Perfect.
Really?
And I'm at the bottom of a well and you just throw me a gun.
Yes, I do.
I need help!
Shoot your way out!
Fashion yourself a little grappling hook.
Come on, MacGyver.
Uh, when they can carry a- are you allowed to carry a sword?
Or a machete?
Uh, no.
I do often travel with Danny Trejo, but I use campaign funds.
Haha.
You have somebody else wield the machete for you.
Yes, I do.
Ah yes, it's Danny!
If there's a problem.
Danny!
There are, by the way, there are laws to it.
Depends on the state as far as which knives you can have.
Like in California, you have these companies that create these knives, and then this is the California legal knife, and it just looks like a whittled down version.
Yeah, well, California, I guess there's a limit to how long the knife can be, but I believe in California, you can look this up, you can carry a sword.
Like if the blade's over four feet long.
Hard to sit in a car.
Throws off your whole look.
Too heavy on my hip.
People don't realize that law was lobbied by big nerds.
I prefer a sword.
You can carry a sword as long as you're willing to wear a suit of armor.
Yeah, exactly.
You're doing cosplay.
Some kind of chain mail.
Common misconception.
You can keep your guns, pussy.
That's also something that you see a lot of people make.
These arguments like Sean Penn.
They'll say, you know, a real man doesn't need to carry a gun.
Really?
What about your security guard, Sean?
What about a woman?
Yeah.
Is she a coward if she wants a security guard to have a gun or to carry a gun?
Hey, I don't care if you're the toughest guy in the world.
If there's three gang members, and let's assume they have, I don't know, a weapon as well, it doesn't matter.
What, you think you're gonna bench press your way out of it?
It's the silliest.
These are the platitudes that you see.
I know you had some stuff that I didn't let you come in because... No, no.
I mean, some of the stuff that I had was really the macro point, right?
So they're going to come out with fear-mongering every single time about constitutional carry or concealed carry or anything that has to do with firearms.
And then they're going to come back and say, because the violent crime is going up.
Right?
And we've just shown you the studies that say that it's going down, but I guarantee you're not going to see this on CNN.
You're not going to see it anywhere.
You're going to just have them wait for the next shooting or the next problem to happen, and then say, we need to revisit and have some common sense gun reform.
And what they'll do every single time, and I think we'll get to it here in a second with New Mexico, is say something to the effect of fully automatic and semi-automatic just gets funneled right into that.
Because that's pretty much every firearm.
This law that regulates anthrax and spoons.
Well, hold on.
One of those is not like the other.
Will they use, will they spoon the anthrax in?
I'm not sure that's how it works.
So you see this in blue states.
So again, despite the results, but also in gross violation of your fundamental freedoms, they still try and limit the public's ability to defend themselves.
I wonder why.
I don't know if you remember this, the New Mexico's governor, there was a 30 day ban on carrying a firearms last September, and she's now back at it.
This is from 2024.
This is the largest public safety package.
Still wearing a mask, huh?
There we go.
Still wearing a mask, huh?
...in a 30-day session.
Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham unveiling 21 bills as part of her public safety legislative agenda.
The big focus? Guns.
Her firearm legislation includes raising the minimum age to buy or possess an automatic or semi-automatic firearm from
18 to 21.
Automatic or semi-automatic.
Extending the waiting period to buy a gun to 14 days, regulating the manufacture, possession and sale of assault
weapons, and prohibiting guns in polling places as well as parks and
playgrounds.
So, just to be clear, that's saying machine guns and all other guns, except for pump shotguns and some revolvers.
Bolt action?
Bolt action.
Yeah.
Okay, all handguns, effectively.
Think about that.
Automatic and semi-automatic.
And you would be amazed how many people out there have no idea that semi-automatic means you pull the trigger and boomstick goes bang one time.
Yes.
Because it's scary.
Semi-automatic, oh my god, it's like a self-checkout.
Life's gonna be ruined.
Exactly.
That and assault rifles.
Right.
Assault.
I'm like, just define it, please.
They say assault weapons, because assault rifle is a military term.
Assault weapon is even broader and means nothing.
Assault rifle means it has selective fire in the military.
Assault weapon just means anything that looks scary.
It's absolutely absurd.
And then they use it to infringe on your rights.
Just think about that for a second.
Yeah, a 30-day ban.
What?
Carrying firearms.
Period.
You can't.
They just said you don't have the right to at all.
Which, if you look back at the Supreme Court's case of Heller v.
D.C., those were the dissenting opinions.
That private citizens have no right to own firearms.
Let's be really clear about the argument here.
It's not even about automatic, semi-automatic.
It's not about whether you can have a tank.
It's not about any of those things.
It's not about whether you can open or conceal carry.
It is about, if you look at the Supreme Court case, whether you have the right to own a firearm as an American citizen at all.
When the rubber meets the road, the legal argument, it does not hold water if they say, well, if it has this trigger.
It's not about an assault weapons ban.
It is about whether you have the right to own a firearm at all.
So if you line up with the left, ultimately the end of that trail, Is you have no right to own a firearm.
We have other states that, you see this is what they believe, obviously, they try to do it in baby steps.
California, Ed Newsom, signed a law prohibiting carrying in more than like two dozen public places.
Colorado, they passed a law restricting ghost guns, which if you don't know what that is, it's like if some parts are actually, if you assemble them or you create homemade parts at a certain portion, it becomes a ghost gun.
That being said, ghost guns, they get a bad rep.
You can't help who you fall in love with.
You can't help who you fall in love with.
I feel like that. Is there?
There's such a better version.
That's love.
Was that it?
That was.
Is that the sequel?
Yeah.
You know what?
Alright, I don't think so.
Tomorrow we have, I think we've made our point.
Tomorrow we have the Marijuana Grow Farms, the undercover video.
That's what I was going to bring up.
Yeah, so the Oklahoma City stuff.
Watch that video tomorrow and then look at what we're doing with our borders, right?
And see that you have these people kind of invading our country.
I know you've got the Secure Our Borders shirt on right now.
Yes.
We're all sick so we're sloughing off muscle.
Come in better shop calm. Yeah get over here. We're all set.
So we're sloughing off my back to me There you go. Come and take it the guy the outline of the
guy looks a little hippie. Yeah, I'm sure You know what I mean?
He should be more feet out.
He's holding a rifle.
It's what you do.
You're shifting weight.
That's what I'm saying.
I want an endomorph holding a rifle.
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