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Jan. 30, 2024 - Louder with Crowder
01:07:05
Trump Vs. Carroll The Most F*cked Up Verdict Ever!
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...forced with the Indian Quadruple Homicide and Missing People.
They don't f*** around and they're not gonna take your people.
You've still got an overabundance of friggin' Chinese nations running.
Illegal growth, I think, everywhere.
Drugs, human trafficking, murder, espionage.
Oftentimes it's someone that's that's out of state or foreign national that's running
these types of organizations.
As one Yi Yao Fu.
Am I seeing?
Is this essentially a human trafficking operation?
We have identified people who are considered national security risks.
We have identified people who are considered national security risks.
I'm glad to be with you.
And I know what you're thinking.
Hey, today's a slow news day, so this will get inappropriate.
Half of that is right.
Yep.
Half of that is correct.
It's not a slow news day.
It's not.
But this will be wildly inappropriate.
So, like I always say, a strong PG-13, and I will sound like a fat guy, out of breath, because I can't breathe through my nose very well.
We have the bubonic plague going through this whole office.
It's ripping through this place.
It's just tearing through this place.
I blame you.
Why?
I don't know, I mean... I was patient zero.
Probably so.
You sound like an AI-generated voice of Gerald Hogan.
I promise it is me.
Let me really quickly hit the rundown for you.
Nancy Pelosi, this clip is going viral where people are upset that she said, go back to China.
Here's the crazy thing.
She's partially right as it relates to communist Chinese nationalists.
Of course, MSNBC has been having a really bad day.
And then this Trump verdict.
Look, this is something that obviously happened a few days ago, but there are some updates here.
Hold on a second.
Oh, it's just like not finished.
Anyway.
When you don't sneeze, it's awful.
I had no idea what you meant.
I have blue septum.
It's the worst.
Comment below.
Don't you hit it when you feel a sneeze.
It's gonna bother me for the rest of the show.
Like I'm one of the seven little people.
I guarantee you half the audience just didn't say a word during that moment.
Oh yeah.
I don't want to distract him.
Someone's... Is it scaring me?
No, that's hiccups.
Okay.
I need to go back to this though.
Bring up that top sheet again.
Here's the thing with the Trump verdict.
You probably don't know what it is that you think you know, or at least the people.
You do if you tune into the show because you check the references.
But the way it's being portrayed in the media is how they hope history writes this, and it's incorrect.
And so we wanted to go through a few key examples of some things that you may believe and disabuse you of those notions.
For example, how much do you really know about Watergate?
What do you know about hands up, don't shoot?
What do you think happened with the Alex Jones trial?
We got Peter Navarro was another one.
So we have a few of these cases going, you know what?
This is one of those things where people accept, oh, Donald Trump sexually assaulted this woman.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
That's not what this verdict is.
And there's a huge conflict of interest.
And that is the through line.
This has happened throughout history.
This is not a conspiracy, by the way.
We're not even getting into it.
MLK?
Who do you guys think took out MLK?
Honestly.
You can comment below.
You know that the FBI was writing him letters, right?
Telling him to kill himself and he got a gun permit?
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All right, Gerald, how are you?
I'm about the same.
Yeah, you're about the same.
You're still sick.
I feel a little bit brighter, but that's not going to help us out.
All right, well then once you warm up, you'll have more to say.
And in third chair, when you hear this, you know him, you love him.
We thank him for his service.
He is going to be in Osagi?
I don't know, the casino.
In Ponca?
Ponca City, Oklahoma?
Osage Casino in Ponca City.
Saturday, February 17th.
Mr. Firestein, thank you for your service.
Thank you.
You're welcome, folks.
We appreciate it.
Huh?
No, nothing.
Go.
It's the same length as your beard and you look like Curious George.
Yeah, it's not my best.
Well, I got a haircut this weekend, and then the guy, he cut this part too short, and I have an egg-shaped head, and I'm fat at the bottom, so it's a whole thing, and then I only get my hair cut by black guys.
It's like a policy I have.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, and so I go into this barbershop, and they make the haircut, and I go, dude, I can't.
I look like an undercover cop.
The whole shop loses it laughing, and the guy's like, ugh.
And he told you to leave because you were dark.
I was like, see dude, everyone agrees.
Get your ass out, Ethan Hawke.
You ain't gonna smoke PCP.
Yeah.
Nope.
No, it's a compliment.
It's because your hair is thick and so is your beard and so you look like a chimpanzee, but the most beloved chimpanzee.
You know what else is thick?
Come on now, stop it.
My legs.
Well, that's a children's show.
So, here's the video that's been going viral.
Nancy Pelosi.
I wanted to say Paul.
Well, because, you know, Paul.
Paul likes hammers.
All the B-man Pelosi.
Nancy Pelosi.
This video went viral yesterday.
It's not a new video, to be clear, but she was being confronted by these pro-Palestinian, pro-terrorist protesters who were confronting her on her driveway.
And a lot of people are using this as political football, saying, oh, I can't believe she would say this.
It's racist.
Here's the thing, and I hate to ever say this.
She may not have been right because she had done her research, but she happens to be right in a lot of ways.
Here's the clip.
And by the way, before we continue, that's Paul Pelosi's Porsche in the background.
Did you guys... It is, yeah.
Both of your constituents walked beside you. Stop the genocide. Stop the holocaust.
Democrats want the ceasefire. The Democrats want the ceasefire.
The Democrats want the ceasefire.
And by the way, before we continue, that's Paul Pelosi's Porsche in the background. Did you guys...
It is, yeah.
Did you see that?
Yeah.
Yeah, zoom in.
That's his Porsche right back there.
That's her husband, Paul Pelosi's car.
Okay.
Oh, that's not pee pee!
Come on.
Fool me once.
I thought they locked him up.
He's back for seconds.
He's back out.
No bail.
I think he got out with a safe word.
Pelosi's like, go back to China and take this silicone with you.
Yes, exactly.
Her black assistant's like, that's saline, bitch!
She's like, I don't know, the principle's the same.
She's from San Francisco, it's not the first time she's said go back to China.
No, it's not.
It's absolutely not.
Here's the truth, though.
The truth is that Nancy Pelosi is actually right.
The CCP, they're actually financing these pro-Palestinian protests in America.
Really?
Yep.
It's a group called the People's Forum.
It's founded by this Chinese nationalist sympathizer, Roy Singham, and the founder of, I believe it's, is it Don Sheng News?
Yeah, that's right, he's a CCP propaganda pusher.
And that's what the paper is, it's propaganda.
So just to be clear, like this is something, she just said it probably because... Yes, that's got to be it, right?
She said just go back to China because what she really wanted to say was like the n-word.
But she can't.
And so she probably just said it's because she's old and slightly, like, racist, I guess.
But she's not wrong.
And you can do some research.
The research is available to you.
All references are publicly available.
This is true.
We have a piece coming out on Thursday, by the way, regarding illegal grow operations, weed farms here in the States being bought, huge swaths of land directly connected to the Communist Chinese government, triads, and human trafficking.
This is a... it's true!
She's right, even though she's wrong.
But she didn't mean to be.
Don't delete it off Twitter then.
Yeah, I guess I'll keep it up on X.
After my silly Zambian neck scarf.
Remember that?
That was the most embarrassing thing.
When she kneeled and couldn't get up.
She had to hit the life alert bracelet.
Somebody help.
She called for help on a giant keypad.
It's an LK-11. More like... And it's just one. It's...
Hello, operator?
So, Nancy Pelosi, anyway.
The point is she's a feckless communist sympathizer.
That's a C word for me.
Yeah, exactly.
She's about as useful as, like, our guy here, Chet Xavier, our resident X-Man.
Is that guy still around?
Yeah, he is.
Do you want to go take a look?
Yeah, I'll go see what he's doing.
I'll see what he's up to.
Let us know how that goes.
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Mine too.
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That was mine.
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No, come back here.
Come back here.
We need to stop being generous with our retainers, the contracts.
They're too long.
And we also need to stop putting the clear on the top shelf.
We do need to stop putting the clear on the top shelf.
It's not very fair.
But it's top shelf stuff.
It is.
Actually, can you toss that?
That was not my fault.
I was reaching for it.
Maybe it was Tony or whatever.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
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All right.
I feel better already.
Okay.
You know what?
Here's the thing.
We were just talking and I reached for it and I was like, and I missed it.
And I know Superbowl is coming up.
I didn't know until this weekend.
This is how little I know about sports.
That it's the rule that it's legal to tackle, if they have the braids, in the hair, that you're allowed to grab the braids.
It's the Ricky Williams rule.
Okay, so my dad told me that.
I was like, what?
And he's like, yeah, but it almost never happens.
Somebody pull up a picture of Derrick Henry for me and research.
Derrick Henry's hair, it looks like a turd on the back of his neck.
This is easier.
He does a good job because he has that one big braid.
The point is it's a rule.
It's allowed.
He's like, yeah, but very few people do it, I guess, because it's poor form.
Yes.
If I were playing, I would do it all the time.
There needs to be one player.
There needs to be one player in this league who grabs every guy's stupid hairdo that he possibly can.
It'd probably be some white, corn-fed guy from Wisconsin in Green Bay.
He's like, it's the rule.
You want to be an idiot and wear that hair?
And he would be like the Grim Reaper.
Are you out of your mind?
Put your hair in a bun.
We're playing Green Bay this weekend.
He's going rabbit.
Look at the turd.
I'm sorry.
It is a big turd.
It does look like a big turd, unfortunately.
It's not his fault.
I guess it is because it is his hair.
But you just grab that and he's going down.
No, Derrick Henry, he's a train.
He's a freight train, that guy.
He is, but you pull his head back.
I mean, the reason you can do it is because you can't make it harder to tackle somebody by having long hair.
I'm not saying that you should do it incidentally.
No, I'm saying that someone should be training in a camp exclusively to target Duh.
Asshole haircuts.
And just yank him.
I'd just be yanking him and yank.
Like, look at the leverage I got.
I don't care how... And they'd be like, this guy is crazy.
If you play him, he's going... You're gonna get whiplash.
Just one... It just takes one guy.
They're like, this is the swim move, and then this is the hair move.
Yes, exactly.
The problem is it's really close to a horse collar tackle.
If you mess it up and you don't grab the hair and you miss and you grab the pads, if you grab a guy by the back of the pads and pull him down, it's a huge penalty.
You're going to grab the wrong thing on that guy.
He looks like one of those bitches in Jabba the Hutt's lair.
True.
That's true.
That is true.
Crying out loud.
It's like grabbing a serpent.
One of those green ladies, you're right.
And by the way, by the way, before you say it's racist, you could grab a white guy's mullet too.
The truth is, they just don't do it in the league.
Clay Matthews, there you go.
It happened to him a lot.
He was a Packers player.
He got, yeah, blonde.
No one does it?
No one does it consistently?
Why?
I mean, it's happened before, but it's not a consistent thing.
It's ridiculous.
It's a frowned upon thing.
It's all I would do.
It would be a raison d'etre.
Yes, yes it would.
You guys can comment below if you think it's just not cheap if it's the rules.
I want men to... I want them to go to the barber in a cold sweat.
Like, I don't know.
I think I should just take it off.
All right.
That's been bothering you.
I don't know where that came from.
So speaking of weird haircuts, MSNBC, Joy Reid.
This all started with me.
Don't look at it.
And let me... I'm gonna set this up.
Because, you know, it's the E. Jean Carroll story, which, you know, is going to be how we segue into.
History isn't always how it's remembered.
There are some really key events in American history that you think of as transparent in one way, and that's not accurate.
And it's not accurate because of conflicts of interest that then become muddled over time, and they just hope that you don't look it up.
So we have about five examples throughout American history, and this is one of them with E. Jean Carroll.
So we're going to clarify what it is that's happened, And I want you to think of this story in 30 years' time.
In 30 years' time, people will be saying, oh yeah, that's right, because Donald Trump sexually assaulted... No, no, no, no, no, no!
That's not even what happened over this week.
But that's how they will try to write it.
So we'll make the references available.
The truth matters.
This is how the media... Sure, their ratings suck.
Sure, a lot of people aren't reading books or these publications from the left, but what happens is they chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip away, and then history is written, not even by the victors, history is written by the extremists.
People say, ah, extreme left, extreme right, but the extreme left dominate all forms of media.
And now they're starting to dominate all forms of new media, big tech, and so they want history to be written one way.
That's why I always say, no, no, it's not about just, oh, the moderate left.
No, no.
There is no moderate leftist in the DNC, and there are no moderate leftists who head up major publications or news networks or, by the way, production companies.
That's what worries me.
In 30 years' time, will everyone be saying, yeah, the woman who Donald Trump did not sexually assault got insulted by the man who didn't sexually assault her, and then a biased judge who had a conflict of interest decided to hit him with a multi-million dollar bill?
Because that's exactly what happened.
The left won't even refute it.
They're just end-zone dancing anyway, with the braids.
So MSNBC's Rough Monday started with Joy Reid.
I guess she's a friar.
You'll see.
She's caught in a hot mic chastising Joe Biden's foreign policy.
Over the weekend, President Biden said he's ready to take action if Congress is serious about solving the border issue.
She joined Sum 41.
If that bill were the law today, I'd shut down the border right now and fix it quickly.
And Congress needs to get it done.
Starting another f***ing war.
Still trying to kill the deal.
Uh, whoops.
Oh, excuse me.
You see that?
You see the hair?
She looks like Friar Dump.
Yeah.
Nice.
Pretty good.
She just walked in.
I thought she was cancer abuse.
I'm like, yeah.
So I was thinking, what were you thinking?
I would take off a little bit.
I was thinking, how could you make me look worse?
Could you make me look like really dumb?
How do you feel about blonde?
Now she said at the end of her show She said I was I was chatting during a clip that was playing and you know We try to keep the show very PG-13.
No one's concerned about the profanity.
It's that you're a liar Fraud.
Fraud.
Propagandist.
There's plenty, by the way, that you would find here during run-through which should never see the light of day, but it would never be insincere.
It would be authentically worse than what makes air.
Sometimes we sit here and everyone goes, like, we will run a bit and we'll go, oh my god, no.
I'm sorry about that.
Yes, it happens all the time.
So, but you wouldn't hear me say, ah, Joe, Joe Biden, he just can't stop doing good.
I just, you know, you would never hear that.
That she doesn't believe what she's selling.
She's like, I said a bad word.
No one gives, no one cares.
You think we look at you with those silly acrylic nails and that hairdo and think that you speak like a choir boy?
No, it's that you're a liar.
Biden's like, ugh, I should open that border.
Yes.
Maybe some of them will be stylists.
So it got worse for MSNBC when E. Jean Carroll, this is a woman who Donald Trump did not rape, appeared on Mr. Rachel Maddow's show, ranted about how she would spend, which looks really bad when you try and say this isn't just about money, then bragging about how you want to spend the lawsuit money.
And here she is dressed in the Thanksgiving table skirt.
You've talked about using some of Trump's money that you're about to get to shore up women's rights.
Do you know what that might be?
What that might look like?
Yes, Rachel.
Yes.
Tell me.
I had such, such great ideas for all the good I'm going to do with this money.
First thing, Rachel.
You and I are going to go shopping.
We're going to get completely new wardrobes, new shoes, motorcycles, a new fishing rod for Robbie.
Rachel, what do you want?
A penthouse?
It's yours, Rachel!
Penthouse and France?
You want France?
You want to go fishing in France?
No?
She said nothing.
Pretend to laugh.
By the way, don't you love how she's picking out the least feminine things ever?
She's like, a new fishing rod for this bitch, and a motorcycle for this bitch.
Why a fishing rod?
You three are regular penthouse letters.
They're gonna go shopping, but just to talk to the manager.
Yes, exactly.
They both have that haircut.
Listen, I want to look, this is, you said, you said festive.
This is the Thanksgiving tablecloth.
I want her to look like the Christmas tablecloth.
Don't forget the point, like this.
Yes, exactly.
With her fingers.
Did you see her finger?
It's like broken or something.
She's got a tee grabbing Reese's Pieces.
After seeing that, I am convinced.
I do believe that is Donald Trump's type.
Yes, that is Donald Trump's type.
You know, so she goes, where are you guys shopping?
So they wear it.
They go to another dressing room and pretend to get assaulted by somebody?
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, I mean, you know, I do think Rachel Maddow will take her up and, you know, she'll be going on a spree at Men's Warehouse.
Unfortunately for E. Jean Carroll, you're going to like the way you scissor.
For E. Jean Carroll, the settlement It's actually $83 million in Trump NFTs.
So that, she's not happy about it.
That would explain the frowning.
That would explain the frowning.
Ah, but the spacesuit Trump, that was a good one.
That was a good one.
You can make money off of it.
Rare.
And by the way, we have this special coming up, of course, on Thursday.
We're going to the Chinese Communist government and the GrowFarms here in the United States.
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Anything I'm missing here?
Nope.
No?
Anything?
No?
Bitches shopping?
Crazy?
Okay.
Bitches be crazy!
Donald Trump and E. Jean Carroll.
Yeah, that's the one he would sexually assault.
Okay, so let me give you a recap of what happened.
I think you probably know this, but here's something that's pretty important, is a lot of the people you're speaking with don't.
Most people, you will be amazed as to how many people, and I don't mean that they're dumb.
I'm not saying that the American people are dumb.
That would be a Bill Maher thing, or some of the people are like, America's dumb.
No, that's not the case.
There are a lot of Americans who are ignorant by design because of an artificial brain known as the algorithm.
And that's what we've talked about.
That's why we've done the Clean Slate campaign.
If you want to know, watch the show.
You can watch this in context and check the references.
A lot of people will believe that Donald Trump just got punished because he sexually assaulted Exactly.
Just like they believe it was proven that he slept with Stormy Daniels when the opposite was proven and she owed his legal fees.
People still believe that.
There are a lot of people who still believe that January 6th was an insurrection where people actually broke into the Capitol and killed five people.
A lot of folks believe that.
So let me clear this up for anyone who doesn't know, or let me give you the easiest way to explain it to the uninformed in your life.
Last week, New York jury ordered Donald Trump, President Donald Trump, to pay $83 million to E. Jean Carroll for defamation.
Okay?
Last fall, Judge Kaplan ruled that Trump defamed Carroll by saying, this is a woman who was claiming he sexually assaulted her.
And Donald Trump said, I've never met this person in my life.
She's trying to sell a new book.
That should indicate her motivation.
It should be sold in the fiction section, folks.
That's That's 83 million dollars of defamation.
The defamation is that Donald Trump said he didn't bang her.
I've defamed a lot of people.
Yes, yes.
I can't believe that.
Yes, I've defamed pretty much all of Earth.
I did not bang Tim.
Take that, Tim.
Three million dollars for Donald Trump defending himself saying, I did not sleep with this
woman.
Hey, what kind of civil charges went against Bill Clinton for actually, actually sexually,
which according to me too would be sexual assault because of the violation of power,
you know, also the weird stuff like using cigars on an intern.
What?
You don't know.
Anyway, so here's something else.
There's a conflict of interest here at play and this is a problem.
This is where you end up with a banana.
It's not do you have laws in the country?
Are the laws applied equally?
So Donald Trump's lawyer, Alina Hobbett, wrote a letter to the judge in this case and she
explained why she will appeal.
And this is pretty important.
As a result of a story published in the New York Post, defense counsel learned for the first time of allegations that your honor, while a partner at the Paul Weiss firm, had a mentor-type relationship with plaintiff's lead counsel, meaning her attorney, Roberta Kaplan.
That seems like a pretty big deal.
Yes.
Those are the kinds of things that you have to disclose.
Yes.
At the very beginning of a trial, or recuse yourself from it and have some other judge take it over.
Yeah, well that's the law.
Yeah.
You recuse yourself if there is a conflict of interest.
How's he supposed to know?
He's a judge.
Exactly.
Yeah, you know, it's just one of those things.
It's the law, dude.
Win some, lose some.
I mean, maybe.
And speaking of conflict of interest, this is not the first time that this has happened.
Certainly as it relates, you know, allegiance to a foreign nation by a presidential candidate might qualify.
I told them that if they would do this, that South Carolina would wrap their arms around them and take care of them.
I now officially work for you.
There is nothing that you could need that we won't make sure that we deliver.
Yeah, Josh.
Blue Star Silicones?
Is that where Pelosi got her boobs?
Hey, now.
Yes.
Running for president.
Running for president.
I work for you.
Okay.
Then you shouldn't work for us.
She also, the attorney, alleges in the letter that Kaplan had a relationship with Carroll's other lawyer, Sean Crowley.
Here it is.
This is from the New York Post.
This issue is particularly concerning since Plaintiff's other lead counsel, Sean Crowley, served as your Honor's law clerk.
Jeez.
And we were previously advised that your Honor co-officiated her wedding.
Oh wow.
Oh god.
I mean, the connections are loose.
Now see if the judge were to say, now if the judge were to say, I never co-officiated a wedding, I never met this person before in my life, $83 million dollar judgment, right?
There you go, yes.
Of course in this case it would be a lie, but the point remains.
They didn't fully officiate the wedding?
There's like four other people officiating that wedding.
There were a lot of judges, it was a fashion thing, we were officiating weddings back then.
It was the Supreme Court of a wedding, so.
It kind of bothers me that they didn't figure this out prior to trial as well.
Right.
Like Alina Haba.
I mean, maybe, you know, she's got other things that she's working on and I'm not really criticizing her too much for this, but that is so obvious.
This is not like something you had to go like seven, you know, six degrees of Kevin Bacon deep to find out.
It's like, yeah, here's the wedding photo.
Oh, I know that person.
Right.
What did you see her post-trial interview?
Like right outside the courthouse?
She was pissed.
Yeah, she was pissed, but she also told the media that she couldn't say this beforehand, but they took all defenses away.
Every defense they had, they threw out and said they couldn't use.
They threw out witnesses they couldn't use.
They gave surprise witnesses, all kinds of things on top of all that.
She couldn't even say anything if she wanted to.
Right, and that's the power of a judge.
The gag order, right?
Yeah, there's a gag order, and they'll often enforce it in certain ways and not enforce it in others, and then you have corrupt judges, you have an illegal system that can be worked.
So there's ignorance, and then there's also inherent biases.
So for example, a lot of times judges will say, I don't really know how to deal with this, this is the first time in my courtroom, and they will ask the lawyers to send them a memo so that they can figure out how they rule on motions.
That happens All the time.
It's like, hold on a second, I need to send you the law, Judge?
Why are we here?
I need to rule on it.
So there's that, and then you also have judges who, let's say that they do understand the law, they also understand how to work around it, and of course use the media as a strong arm.
That happens a lot too.
For example, Trevor Bauer.
He won his suit, he lost $100 million.
Did he win?
Johnny Depp.
He ended up winning, He lost Pirates of the Caribbean, whatever, 19, I have no idea, it's 14 hours long.
A lot of stuff, yeah.
Did he win?
So there's the court, and there's the court of public opinion.
And often these judges, and a lot of these corrupt lawyers, they know how to use both.
If you have a judge who says I'm gonna enforce a gag order on one side and not on this side,
it's not like we haven't heard anything regarding this case in E. Jean Carroll.
Everyone believes that Donald Trump sexually assaulted her.
Everyone believes that Donald Trump is guilty, but his defense is not allowed to present
the conflict of interest.
No, no, that's a violation of the gag order.
Why?
Because I don't like it.
Exactly.
Because I have a conflict of interest, obviously?
Exactly.
And that would hurt my chances of giving my friend the case?
Yeah.
What, am I gonna use my authority appropriately?
Against myself?
Right.
You don't know how the world works.
And I think our research team can pull this up but I think the judge actually did issue a statement earlier this week that they had a problem with saying that since he had been found guilty of sexual assault or something like that and you pointed out it was it was a civil trial that's not a criminal.
It was a civil trial it was considered like it could be a peck on the cheek.
Right.
Right, so the bar was really, really low for that, and also she was the one who kind of lobbied to make sure that the, what was it?
They also changed the statute of limitations.
So what happened is they changed the statute of limitations, and it could have been a peck on the cheek, and then so they can say, actually, we ruled that you did sexually assault this woman, because you said she looked good in that dress and that tablecloth she was wearing that day, and so for you to say you've never met that woman in your life and to insult her, that's 83 million dollars in psychological damages.
That's the legal system.
Well, she is damaged, just not by him.
Yeah, yeah.
How much damage do you think Monica Lewinsky went through?
The thing about Monica Lewinsky is she loved Bill Clinton.
That was the thing.
It wasn't just an affair.
She was in love with him.
It's too bad.
She could have gotten some money out of that.
She could have gotten some money out of that.
For crying out loud, now you have me too.
You have, you have, uh, was it Mick Jagger?
David Bowie?
Tommy Lee?
These people are coming forward 20, 30, 40 years later saying, oh, I went backstage and then I ended up something I regret.
It's like, hold on a second.
You went backstage at a Motley Crue concert where they were having an orgy?
Look, look.
Rape is a horrible thing, but this can't just become a 401k for groupies.
I let him sniff coke off my butt, but then he touched it.
Yes!
Allegedly.
So let's go through some other examples here and comment below.
Lumpy butt.
Lumpy butt.
That's so stupid.
You're an asshole.
Cocaine off the hip bones.
You're an asshole.
Go ahead.
Lumpy coke.
You really don't, man.
Not from Egypt, that's for sure.
My cocaine's got fentanyl in it, asshole!
Okay, okay.
And hit the like button.
What examples do you think of when you think of the most egregious sort of, I guess, points in history that have become crystallized in a way that is not true because of conflicts of interest or inherent biases, either on behalf of the legal system or the media?
Let me walk you through a couple.
Here are the ones that come to mind.
Number one, we'll go one through five.
Michael Brown, the start of Black Lives Matter, what everyone believes, right?
Hands up, don't shoot!
Now, I know a lot of you watching right now are saying this is remedial, but you still have people who repeat that.
That will be written in history books.
It was hands up, don't shoot, and this prick of an officer, Darren Wilson, was out hunting black men, right?
That this policeman murdered Michael Brown while he was on his knees with his hands up, telling the police not to shoot him.
They portrayed him as this gentle giant.
Yet four members of Congress who repeated, hands up, don't shoot.
It's all a lie.
Hands Up, Don't Shoot was a lie.
So the investigation concluded that Mike Brown assaulted Officer Wilson, just to be clear.
There's no doubt about that, that Wilson feared that Brown's blows could potentially render him unconscious, leaving him vulnerable to additional harm.
And all of the purported witnesses who claimed Hands Up, Don't Shoot acknowledged that they never actually witnessed the shooting at all, but they had repeated what others had told them in the immediate aftermath of the shooting.
That's a direct quote For example, reporters who were there.
Hands up, don't shoot sounds a whole lot better than beating a cop and reaching for his gun.
After knocking over a liquor store.
Yes.
And stealing cigarettes.
I don't know what all he stole, but I mean, this wasn't some just innocent guy walking around, happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Exactly.
A racist cop, which is what they want you to think.
Right.
And they still parrot it today.
Hands up, don't shoot.
I guarantee people still say it today.
Yeah.
In positions of power that should know better.
Well, because the media did it non-stop.
You know, you have this right here from CNN.
Why, hands up, don't shoot, resonates regardless of evidence.
Regardless?
Shut up.
At that point, like, oh, that's how they walk it back.
Yes, yeah, there we go.
Your kids, and this is the problem with putting your kids in public education, your kids, ten years from now, will be taught Black Lives Matter, hands up, don't shoot, there was this boy, Michael Brown, that's what they'll be taught.
He was nine years old?
He was nine years old.
Just like they'll be taught, E. Jean Carroll was sexually assaulted by Donald Trump, and then a jury said, you know what, your time's up, buster, and $83 million.
That's what will be taught.
Here's number two.
We've talked about it on this show.
We'll make all these references available.
I'm amazed, I hear this all the time from people, that so many people out there, because everything becomes a gate.
Yeah.
Right?
Like zipper gate.
Lewinsky gate.
Zipper gate?
Benghazi gate.
Yeah, that wasn't in this office, but everything now is a gate.
Security gate that I ignored and jumped over.
Yeah, I know, but you shouldn't be doing that.
And here's the thing, Watergate wasn't even the magnitude of a gate when you know what Watergate actually was.
So many young people say, what really was Watergate?
Okay, let me explain this one to you.
Here's what everyone believes, that Richard Nixon ordered the bugging of the Democratic headquarters, right?
That he ordered the bugging, he was spying on people, and there was this big conspiracy and collusion.
Here's what actually happened.
Nixon didn't order the break-in.
Okay, there's two guys, it was Liddy and Howard Hunt who went in, Watergate as two dummies unsuccessfully tried to bug these headquarters at the Watergate Hotel, and Nixon found out about it and said, who's the asshole who cleared that?
And, by the way, if you're going to actually just attempt to break the law and create a conspiracy, you typically wouldn't have recording devices in the Oval Office and in the West Wing.
He recorded everything because he wanted it for the purposes of his autobiography and for transparency.
That's why, when he heard about Watergate, he's like, oh, stop talking!
I can't say this here.
Yeah.
What, it's not like your office is bugged, Mr. President?
Yeah, we're spying on people.
I bugged my own office!
That's why I said don't tell Alex Jones on the phone!
Fool me once.
And then what happened is Richard Nixon attempted to cover up the burglary for political purposes.
He was saying, this is going to get back to me.
People are going to say that I did this.
That's what Watergate is.
Then there was Operation Deep Throat.
That was some member of the media who was leaking some information.
And Nixon, by the way, resigned because he didn't want people to lose all faith in public office.
Meanwhile, we know that Barack Obama was using the NSA to spy on the Donald Trump campaign.
Let's have research bring that up as a reference so people just know that I'm not lying, but it's a fact.
It's an established fact.
Nothing!
Nothing.
No consequences whatsoever.
This is the problem that you have.
Not whether we have laws.
Is the law applied equally?
And that also translates to the media, because they work hand-in-hand.
They absolutely work hand-in-hand.
They want someone out, they will get someone out.
You don't think that people in high courts in this country, you don't think that people, by the way, who often, especially if you're a county judge, you have to raise money for your campaign, you don't think they have a vested interest in damaging someone?
Politically?
That's Watergate.
A couple guys tried to bug a hotel, nothing came from it.
Happens all the time.
You can even look at Hillary Clinton's emails for crime.
You can look at the corruption that's happened recently.
Nixon found out about it, was super pissed, scared, and then attempted to cover it up because he didn't want to be associated with it.
I mean, that's his crime right there.
The crime was the cover-up essentially.
But I never knew that.
Until you started talking about that, I never knew that.
I just assumed.
Because, you know, this was a long time ago, and so you really don't dig into a lot of these things if it doesn't come up as something else today.
But even in the movie Frost-Nixon, they didn't put that out.
They didn't push that scenario like, hey, this is actually what happened.
It was just like, Nixon did something very bad by trying to bug these headquarters.
That was what you thought this entire situation was.
Well, thank God we have a president now who would never try to cover something up.
Never.
Yes, exactly.
Mostly it's the craps that he takes in the places he's not supposed to do that.
Yes.
Well, you don't cover him up, you just change his diaper.
Yeah, you just do it in front of the Pope.
Like, I did another one in the hall.
And just so you know, Richard Nixon was awesome.
Awesome.
Like, really, really good.
A lot of people don't know he got us out of Vietnam.
Of course, he did it by bombing Cambodia.
That was kind of a screw-up.
But the point is, a lot of people don't realize that he did a lot of things that people wanted.
And he, this, you want to talk about a landslide map?
Nixon.
Not even close.
A lot of people don't know about Nixon.
They say, man, one of the most corrupt presidents ever.
Watergate.
That's what forced him to resign.
Compared to Clinton.
Compared to, I would even say, certainly George Bush Sr.
Compared to Barack Obama.
Compared to Biden.
Really?
Watergate?
That some other guys tried to help you by bugging a hotel?
Yeah.
They just get away with it now.
Yeah.
Nixon did a lot of good.
Not perfect.
No one's perfect.
But I feel like history will look upon him a lot more kindly.
Okay.
Let's go to example number three here.
Alex Jones!
This case.
This goes right to a legal case.
Here's probably what you believe.
That Alex Jones denied that Sandy Hook ever happened, and he commanded his fans to harass the families, and that's why he had to pay out the biggest civil settlement that has ever taken place, I believe.
Here's what actually happened.
Alex Jones is someone who shoots from the hip.
Not great with impulse control.
He had a caller call in and say that they thought that Sandy Hook was, that there was something fishy there, and Alex Jones agreed.
He recanted his position.
He apologized to the families.
He never called for the harassment of families.
And Alex Jones, people will say he was found guilty of, no, Alex Jones was found guilty by default by that judge before it ever went to a jury.
But on a technicality, there was no trial.
Held.
Now let me be really clear about this, and this wasn't proof that Alex Jones called his fans to damage the families of Sandy Hook.
It was a default judgment, and the reasoning was what they call willful non-compliance with Discovery.
So here's the thing.
You had a judge in a court that was asking Alex Jones for evidence that he couldn't possibly produce.
They said, you have to hand over all these financial documents.
Alex Jones said, alright, here you go.
Here's all the money that I've made.
Here's our Alexa ranking.
And they said, no, no, we want to know the exact amount of money that you made off of the Sandy Hook conspiracy.
And Alex Jones, which is very rare, was at a loss for words.
I don't know, I guess I like some math.
Like, we spoke about it for about 18 minutes over the course of 8,600 hours and we could do like... No, no, no.
We want to know exactly how much revenue was made from the Sandy Hook conspiracy.
He said, we don't have that.
It would be like you asking how much of today's show, how much revenue was generated from making fun of Joy Reid's silly monk wig.
I wouldn't be able to tell you.
Hopefully a lot.
Hopefully a lot.
Hopefully that's a few, you know, a few Mug Club coins in the fountain.
But I can't answer that.
A couple of well wishes.
And so you have a judge who has all these finances.
You have a judge who literally has Alex Jones' private texts and says, yeah, yeah, but I'm asking for something specific, and since you didn't hand that exact number over, Guilty.
And then it was just a matter of determining the number of damages.
Which is what you saw Alex testifying to in the trial, and people were like, oh well Alex Jones got on the stand and he just, he couldn't answer the questions.
No, no, no, the verdict was already in at that point.
Exactly.
This was just seeing how bad, how much of an overreach there was going to be on the judgment.
And in case you didn't already know that it was corrupt, I would say that a judgment that is more than his company has ever made in the history of ever, ever, ever, and could ever make over the next decade might be a little extreme.
Yes!
They're never going to see any of that money.
E.J.
Carroll's never going to see any of that money.
She should never.
They should never.
I'm sorry.
Bad things happen in life, and Alex Jones didn't cause people, by saying, go to, which was kind of the line that we're supposed to draw there, he didn't cause those people to go after you.
And this happens all the time.
And you still have people who say, well Alex Jones shouldn't have sent his fans after the Sandy Hook people.
He was found guilty because that's what he did.
That's not what happened.
All references are available.
Link in the description.
The whole... I mean, you talk about Banana Republic.
This one was a bigger miscarriage of justice than Mr. Christie vs. Cookie Monster.
And that one... Jeez.
That one was rough.
I think that jury definitely has some biases.
They have it out for him.
That's what I'm saying.
They need to be sequestered.
He needs to send the milk after them.
He needs a new jury.
You can't handle the milk!
Sounded like the QAnon shaman a little bit there.
Put that cookie down!
This is Sesame Court.
So here's number four, and this is one that, again, we're just going through this because there are things that people really believe that are just patently false, either because of the legal system or the media, and they're often one and the same.
Bill Clinton, the sex scandal.
Here's what a lot of people believe, right?
That the news of Bill Clinton's affair with Monica Lewinsky, that it was shocking to everyone.
Okay, so I'm not saying that this eventually wasn't covered.
What I'm saying is the story was bombshell.
Here's what actually happened.
This is what built the Drudge Report.
Matt Drudge, he reported on the story after it had been punted, killed by Newsweek and other publications.
This was a well-known open secret in political circles, not to mention all the other women who he banged, some of whom allegedly unwillingly.
So a lot of people think, oh my gosh, this was this bombshell.
No, no, what happened is for years they were covering up for Bill Clinton, and even as it related to Monica Lewinsky, it was well-known, there were publications out there that knew it, and they decided not To cover it.
That's what built Matt Drudge the first sort of new media star.
The Drudge Report doesn't exist if the media did not cover up for Bill Clinton.
Think of that conflict of interest.
You know about Monica Lewinsky, you know about her being his little humidor, you know about the dress.
A lot of people don't know that the media knew about it and said we're not going to cover it.
But we're talking about Donald Trump maybe at some point telling E. Jean Carroll that she had nice tits, which he says he didn't?
Well, we can see clearly she doesn't.
Yes, that's true.
That's true.
That's called a pity compliment.
That's true.
Did everyone here know that?
Did everyone here know that it got punted by Newsweek?
I'm surprised that it was an open secret.
I mean, everybody knew that, you know, the stuff with JFK and it's kind of this open secret that didn't really get put out there.
It was kind of this Camelot kind of mentality.
Right.
And I get it.
I understand that they've kind of carried the water for a long time.
But when you go back and look at Bill Clinton now, thankfully there's enough reporting on him where people's like, Oh yeah, of course he slept.
He probably slept with everybody.
right? We now understand that, but at the time...
That's the only one.
Yeah, it was shocking when he goes on TV and says that he did not have
sexual relations with that woman, I believe is the wording that he chose.
Hillary Clinton was so upset when she saw that press conference, she dropped her turkey baster.
Clinton, he murdered a guy.
Allegedly.
And the point here is, look, just because people will try and tell you,
oh, a conspiracy.
Let's take the blinders off here.
There's no doubt about anything that I'm telling you today.
I tried to pick the ones that are now unilaterally agreed upon so that you can see how people were actually gaslit back then.
And now we say, okay, that was true.
This is exactly what's happening right now with Donald Trump and Eugene Carroll.
You kind of know that that's what happened with January 6th.
Yeah.
Let's go to another one here.
Clarence Thomas.
This is one where, if you're younger, you probably have a certain idea of Clarence Thomas.
By the way, this is what turned Andrew Breitbart.
He was a liberal in Brentwood, and he tuned in to watch Clarence Thomas get his comeuppance, and he said, oh my god, I can't believe that they're trying to destroy this man.
So here's what you probably believe, or here's what's taught, that Clarence Thomas sexually harassed Anita Hill, one of his aides.
He didn't have AIDS, just to be clear.
Just different AIDS.
Here's what happened.
No!
That's not what happened.
And that was even from the FBI at that point, and I don't trust them any further than I can throw them, which is pretty far.
They tend to be small guys.
That's an overlay there from CNN.
Thomas characterized the allegations as, and this became a famous quote, high-tech lynching.
And what actually happened And this is true, is in his office, on a Diet Coke can, there was a hair on it, and he said, hey, who put their short and curly, who put their, you know, pubic hair on my Coke can?
That was it.
That was it.
Which makes me like him.
Makes me like him.
Makes me want to party with Clarence Thomas.
Makes me want to put some pubes on his Coke can.
Exactly.
You're like, Josh.
He did it again, you jagged ass.
I'm gonna call you Mr. Pubic Coke Can.
That's a good name for you.
I don't think that's a great nickname.
I'll work on it.
So that gets turned into sexual harassment, and then what do they try and do?
Just like you saw with Brett Kavanaugh, they tried to extrapolate and say there was a big story about him going to this porn store, I believe.
I believe when he was in D.C., and then they found out, hold on a second, this porn store actually didn't exist at the time that he lived in this location, and there would have been a porn store much closer to where he actually did live, and they never saw him.
Also, he would probably send an assistant.
So all of these stories came out.
The true portion is he made a joke about what seemed to be a pubic hair on a can of Diet Coke.
But history has tried to paint him as a sex offender.
Bill Clinton.
History has tried to paint him as some kind of a bombshell.
Oh my gosh, reporting.
No.
And this is what they always say.
Think about this.
We see Watergate in Deep Throat.
We look at it and we go, my gosh, journalism.
The golden era.
Can you tell me something?
Let me ask you this.
When did the golden age of journalism stop?
Because I don't buy it.
I'm sorry I even see conservatives saying it back in the day when media... When was there a golden era of journalism and when did it stop?
Obviously not with Watergate.
Obviously not with JFK because they weren't reporting back then that he was banging everyone.
Obviously not with Bill Clinton.
Obviously not during the Reagan era.
The guy could do no right.
So when people say that journalists used to be objective, when?
When did journalism exist as an objective craft, and when did it change?
When people say that, I say, okay, great.
When did it change?
Let's go back to the people who, you know, you're talking about people who won Pulitzers, you're talking about people who won every Emmy.
Dan Rather?
Bullshit!
Liar!
Walter Cronkite?
Bullshit!
Liar!
Larry King?
Empty suit, looks like an owl.
It doesn't matter how far back you go.
He's like, he's honest, but look at him.
He's an idiot.
Yeah, he's an idiot.
So, Jerry Seinfeld, what's the name of your show?
Let's get some suspenders on Steven.
What?
It's a sitcom, correct?
Okay Larry, it's always been folly.
It's just that now you get to see it.
You think that this happened if Donald Trump, let's say he was president, he happened to be president in the 1970s, you think everyone out there would have gotten the true story of E. Jean Carroll?
What about Hunter Biden?
If this was the era of Walter Cronkite, and Dan rather, insert whoever here, Guess what?
That never would have even been a scandal because no one would have known about it because no one else could have told you that it was covered up.
Exactly.
Also, E. Jean Carroll was sleeping with JFK.
Yes.
Well, everyone was.
Well, he said she wasn't his type either.
He said she was.
He said, she's not my type, but you know what?
At the end of the day, right now I don't have anyone on call.
Yeah, he's like, I can either get in this limo that doesn't have a top and go down a street where people want to kill me or hang out with E. Jean Carroll.
Yes, exactly.
He got in the car.
Yeah.
Yes.
Allegedly.
He was in a convertible because he was tired of hearing Jackie O bitch.
Stop talking.
Never stop talking.
Put me in the convertible by God.
I want to hear all the people like, Sir, you could get shot.
I should be so lucky, bitch.
Don't make promises.
I need my wife like I need a hole in the head.
Yes.
Wish granted.
Oh, jeez.
And then Hillary killed his uncle.
Nobody would have known different.
I guarantee you, right now, it's the same as it has always been.
We just didn't know about it then.
They controlled information better back then, and so we didn't have the ability.
I guarantee if we go back into these stories, if we had the ability to jump in a DeLorean and go investigate these things, we would see like, holy crap, they're covering this up, but nobody knows.
They can't know.
There is no social media.
There is no way to get information out around the gatekeepers that existed back then, and they knew better.
They knew better?
All these people reporting on this, all of these people doing these things, talking about Clarence Thomas, talking about Judge Kavanaugh, they knew better at the time, but they did it anyway.
Right.
The culture was different back then, too, though.
I will say that, like, if this exact case that E.G.
and Carol had happened in the 70s, most men would have been like, Okay.
Yeah, whatever.
What?
Wait, she says he did, he says that he didn't.
What was he doing at Bloomingdale's?
Yeah, exactly.
Isn't that where a woman goes?
Right!
Yeah, they would have not voted him because they thought he was a big pussy.
Exactly!
You're not guilty, but you're also not president.
Yes, you're also not president.
He doesn't smoke cigarettes.
My kind of president would have done it.
He would have a t-shirt, Bloomingdale's?
Not my president!
No effects would write a song and shit.
Here's a bonus one, by the way.
Peter Navarro.
This is another one.
This is more recent.
What a lot of people believe is that, you know, this Trump administration, their aide, Peter Navarro, you've heard the name, that he was punished and rightful, because he broke the law.
He broke the law.
He ignored a congressional subpoena.
He broke the law.
That has consequences.
Well, again, are the laws applied equally?
Here's the truth.
Navarro was literally the first person incarcerated for defying a congressional subpoena in over 50 years!
Remember Obama's Attorney General, Eric Holder?
He defied a congressional subpoena with zero consequence.
He also refused to produce any documents in the Fast and Furious scandal.
This is where guns were basically being fast-laned across the border.
And he was head of the DOJ when the DOJ refused to prosecute him.
So you hear about Peter Navarro.
He ignored a subpoena.
It's like jury duty.
You toss it in the waste paper bin and you hope it solves itself.
He's not the only guy who denied he refused to show up for a congressional subpoena.
It happens all the time.
You shouldn't do it.
No one's been put in jail for it in over 50 years, including the Attorney General.
Who lied to Congress and was convicted by Congress of lying to Congress and nothing happened to it.
And by the way, do you know what the subpoena was for?
The January 6th committee that was a complete sham, that was an absolute joke of a show trial for the American public.
It was so important that he be there for that that they're now going to put him in jail for the first time in 50 years.
Right.
Somebody's being punished for it for that.
Right.
Any excuse to put someone behind bars.
Yeah.
That's the left agenda.
That's their plan.
Of course, we can't forget the obvious one, the inherent bias of the judge in the O.J.
Simpson case.
Oh, come on, he's absolutely a Bills fan.
He's a fan of the Deuce!
Deuce is on the loose!
E.J.
and Carol, it's not all that different from the Alex Jones trial, Clarence Thomas, Watergate, what happened with Bill Clinton, what's happened with Peter Navarro, hands up, don't shoot.
This happens all the time and it is collusion between a complicit media and a judicial system that really is not all that interested, in many cases, in administering justice.
Let's just be really clear about that.
And if there are other examples that you can think of that I've missed, please let me know.
I wanted to start with some stories about which there can be no doubt, about which there can be no debate.
So you go, oh yeah, hold on a second.
We weren't crazy.
We weren't crazy when that happened.
And this is not going to stop because they don't want this guy in office and they know that he would beat Biden like a rented mule if the election were held today.
That's what's happening.
And by the way, Nixon, same thing.
One of the most popular presidents in the country until Watergate, to be clear.
This is what they do.
They go after, it's a lynching.
And they hope that you're still dumb enough to buy it.
So I know we went macro, you know, every now and then we just say, let's kind of pull out here.
And let's see if folks remember these things.
You let us know if that's something that you like.
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Are you looking at something?
Well, no, I had a quick update.
This was a good catch.
Hunter Biden actually defied a subpoena.
I wanted this.
I don't want to sound stupid, but I thought that that was true.
Okay.
I'm just curious when he's going to get sentenced to time in prison.
Yeah.
Just for that.
I mean, there's a bunch of other things he needs time in prison for, but nonetheless, when's he going to get put in prison?
Hey, when's Ray Epps going to be put in prison?
There you go.
Remember that?
January 6th?
People who just happened to be... The QAnon... Yeah.
The QAnon shaman was invited into the White House.
It's on camera.
There's no doubt.
Congress.
The White House, yeah.
Oh, sorry, the White House.
I just want to make sure.
No, you're absolutely right.
You can admonish me for that.
Sorry.
The White House with all of the protesters, right, trying to break down the fence and get into the White House and burning down a church.
That's what happened not too long before that.
Good point.
Sometimes I jumble them in my brain.
Silly me.
Hit him.
Most dangerous day in American history.
Most dangerous day.
9-11 harder.
So this man, QAnon Shaman, gets invited in.
All right.
That guy spent time in jail.
How long was it?
How many?
It was over a year.
I think he got sentenced to four years.
He spent a couple of years.
He spent a couple of years.
Ray Epps, who's there saying, we need to march into the Capitol building.
Let's go in there.
Come on, guys.
We need to... All on camera.
Basically, time served house arrest.
That guy's not going to do any time.
It sounds like what the accused Alex Jones is doing.
Tell your fans to go do something.
Oh, interesting.
Yes.
The only issue is, Ray Epps didn't have any fans.
So, aside from the feds.
He didn't do it on the radio, or the internet.
He did it live in person.
Hey, remember Governor Whitmer?
You probably heard that there was a plot to kidnap her.
Oh yes!
You didn't hear that the majority of people involved in that plot were federal agents.
And she's gonna run for national office, and that'll be a huge thing.
It's someone who survived a kidnapping attempt!
And by the way, his husband said, keep her.
Oh, that was an overreaction, sorry.
I know the guy who her husband called who asked him to lower the boat.
He's like, we can't lower anyone's boats because of COVID and this bitch governor.
He's like, well, you know who's married to that bitch?
The guy's like, thanks, click.
Yeah, I know who to blame.
Yeah, I know exactly who to blame.
There's so much that people believe to be true, and it just requires enough.
It just requires enough people who aren't engaged that then these things pick up steam and they become written and etched in stone.
That's the issue.
And they want to do that with E. Jean Carroll.
They want to do it with January 6th.
They want to do it with Mar-a-Lago being worth $18 million.
Hey, why is it worth $18 million?
Because the judge ruled it so!
Ah.
People believe that too.
They're going to try to get him for $360 million in fees to his businesses and bar him from
doing business in New York.
By the way, the bank doesn't care because they got paid.
Everybody won there.
Trump doesn't care because he paid all of his bills off for that.
And by the way, it's the bank's responsibility to confirm what the assets are worth when
they're issuing a loan anyway.
So it shouldn't even be a case.
But the judge said it's $18 million.
Okay.
Yes, exactly.
Empty lots, a fraction of the size, are going for $18 million.
Maybe it was $17 million, Mar-a-Lago.
It's crazy they awarded E. Jean Carroll four times that amount.
Yes, I know.
She could buy four Mar-a-Lagos.
Well, I mean, realistically, she could buy two.
Yeah, yes.
Maybe, because that assessment's BS, but that's a weird way to look at it.
You know, we're going to continue this segment too on Mug Club, but this is another example of just sort of, just in case you had any faith left.
And I will say this, like, this is where Nixon was wrong.
The reason he resigned was because, and he said, I want people to think that public service is still a noble profession.
It's not.
Just to be clear, it's not.
Let's get rid of the term public servants.
They should immediately be met with skepticism.
There should be no hero worship of anyone.
It should be as though they're on bad behavior and maybe they're on furlough.
That's how we treat politicians, but certainly the media.
I actually do want to see distrust in institutions that have lost your trust.
Here's another, this comes from Yahoo, okay?
They dropped an article on Saturday, the 15 unhappiest states in the United States.
Come on.
Come on.
Oh, S. Virginia, how you gonna be unhappy when you marry your sister?
You have Texas and Tennessee.
I'm happier than a fish in water!
Thirteen out of fifteen of the states are clearly Republican.
Every state in the top five.
Kentucky, Arkansas, Tennessee, Louisiana, Virginia.
Now, here's the issue.
It conflicts West Virginia.
I'm sorry, West Virginia, yes, I'm sorry.
Other Virginia is different.
Other Virginia is different.
By the way, Virginia as a state, it's ridiculous.
You have a few people who are close to D.C.
who have nothing in common with the other people in the state, and they vote the entire state in an election.
This article conflicts with all the real world data that we have.
This is a very important point.
In 2023, people who moved across states, you can look at the four biggest states, Florida, Texas, New York, California.
Shrinkage in California and New York, record growth in Florida and Texas.
That's about as good of an example as you get, right?
In other words, people say, oh, you can't really compare Rhode Island.
Oh, you know what?
These are fair comparisons.
Texas, Florida, New York, California, alright?
States are shrinking, states are being crippled economically, and these ones are doing well.
Two red, two blue, the biggest states that you have, a very, very stark contrast.
So, do you think this list was created with objective standards?
Did they look at unemployment rate?
Did they look at cost of living?
Did they look at population growth?
No, no, of course they didn't.
It was entirely subjective standards from the media, just like, this is something I've talked about with you in the past, when they would try and say, you know, America, actually, the United States has one of the worst healthcare systems.
We're actually ranked, I think, number 37th?
Yeah.
We were ranked below Colombia and Cuba.
Think about that list for a second!
It's not real.
I can't start my own cartel.
This country sucks.
Yes, exactly.
Because it was subjective rankings of asking people, hey, do you like your health care?
Who, with a pistol to their head in Cuba, is going to say no?
To be fair, the cocaine gets processed a lot before it gets from Colombia to here, so maybe that's what they're upset about.
I believe if someone pulls up that list, I believe we were like right neck and neck with Colombia.
We were below countries that don't even have MRI machines.
It was absurd.
Yeah.
And then that gets parroted for all time.
We have this horrible, we have a healthcare system that could improve absolutely.
But that's not true.
It's the same thing with this list of states.
They're trying to force, journalists are not trying to report on opinions, they're trying to create opinions.
And my question for you is, we just went through Watergate, we went through the Clinton scandal, we went through Clarence Thomas.
We went through Peter Navarro.
We went through Hands Up, Don't Shoot.
You can go all the way back.
If there was a golden age of journalism, when and when did it change?
And when you understand that it's one of the most powerful tools that judges and lawyers have to use, that's when you get the cold chill down your spine and you realize that you are no longer in a free country.
That's what that's about.
So we're going to talk about this more than a silly article.
It just gets more dumb.
It's funny, when I'm mad, the sensation to go to the bathroom to pee is elevated.
It's angry pee.
I've heard it before and he takes ceramic off that toilet.
Yes, I do.
Maybe if it was a Colombian toilet, he'd be a lot better of a pee, but... Well, careful now.
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