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Tucker Carlson Issues Major Warning: Biden Starts War with Russia in 2024! | Louder with Crowder
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Mm-hmm delicious glad to be with you today actually for the first time we are going to be trying this Rundown of what we'll be discussing the show hit it.
Huh we have the oh there you go the entertainment minutes today I don't know if you know this but the five late-night hosts Often referred to as failures, are going to be teaming up for a show.
Also, Tucker Carlson predicted a war with China, because they've, you know, annexed Russia.
Russia!
Sorry, a war with, well, with both of them.
Well, yes.
Eventually both of them.
And we have exclusive audio of the first call between Xi Jinping and Vladimir Putin.
And then also something that people are talking about, and I want to be clear here, and I'd like for you to comment below.
Mitch McConnell, look.
It's sad.
It's also sad what they've done with former Vice President Joe Biden.
Now, I think, of course, that these people have been bad actors in a lot of ways, but I'm not nearly as upset with them as I am with the people pulling the strings.
These people, they're senile, a lot of these people.
This is elder abuse, and I don't know if you know this, it's a big problem in this country.
Elder abuse takes place at a much higher rate than young people.
When you're talking about old folks' homes, when you're talking about financial fraud, identity theft, it happens a lot, and sending people out there When they're completely unaware of their surroundings, I think it's a relevant topic, especially when we get into... I said especially.
Let me ask you a question.
Especially!
Especially when we get into how many of our representatives defy the actuary tables.
They should be dead.
The average age is the same as the average age of a leatherback turtle.
So we'll be talking about that, and I know that sometimes you may get sad when you see old people, but you know what?
It's also funny.
Yes.
And another question of the day, do you think that former Vice President Biden would start a war with Russia just to stay in power?
Do you think that's something that he would do?
We have a lot to get to.
Number two, Gerald Morgan.
Gerald A., how are you?
I'm doing well.
You called me by my real name.
I know.
No, it's Gerald A. That was a slip.
What's the matter with you?
G. Morgan Jr.
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And so everyone here will get those gold badges, which I don't know if it means anything.
Badges?
Yeah.
We don't need no stinking badges.
That's a horrible start.
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You know who it is.
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That's the one stateside, not the penal colony.
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Brian Callin!
Good to be here, and I'm always brimming with comments, and the hardest part of the show is for me to keep quiet before you introduce me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But my comments are still brewing.
If that's your most difficult struggle, you've lived a pretty full life.
Thank you, buddy.
I appreciate that.
What comments do you have?
I haven't heard one.
Oh, God, they're still brewing.
He wrote on my notepad.
He wrote, big dates in September.
Big dates.
Repeatedly.
Big dates.
You're not supposed to check my notepad.
I'll do whatever I want on that notepad.
No, you won't.
Other things happen.
You won't?
There's a reason for wait classes.
All right.
Hi.
The joke is you'll live forever.
Okay, but I'm a little insecure about my frailty around you.
I'll die very young.
I'm 170 American pounds.
173, actually, after I've eaten.
Wow.
Well, good for you.
I know.
But still live.
I still got it.
Still supple.
And you know that.
Hey, we're only five minutes into the show.
Sorry, buddy.
Apparently, you know, there's a Hollywood writer strike, and it's still going on, and the late-night hosts have a real problem because they have other people who write almost all of their material.
Really?
Yes.
Like, 40 writers, depending on the place.
You know, hundreds and hundreds of employees who simply actually create the content, and then they have to pre-tape it, and then still whittle it down, or if you're like Chelsea Handler, whittle it down even more and steal your guests' jokes before they go on air and have them submit it.
It's true.
I don't know if you guys know that it's funny.
Now hold on, I've done that show!
Now that brings us...
That's true, you did.
It's not really a joke, more of a statement.
I never had that experience with her.
Yeah, I know.
Sticking up for her.
Good for you.
Who cares?
This week's entertainment minute So the late-night hosts
Yes, I just said that phrase in the year 2023.
Dropped a trailer, I guess, for their new... And here's the thing, remember when trailers used to be, you know, in the 90s, you know, like Fatal Attraction, there was always a cliffhanger, and it told you about the film.
Then we went through the era of the Michael Bay trailers, where it was just a bunch of Transformers effects, and then Transformers sound effects made it into trailers that had nothing to do with robots.
You're like, what is this?
This is the Hunger Games.
Okay, now trailers can just mean some aging old-timers in a webcam.
So here is now the new podcast where they've formed the megazord, I guess, of late-night hosts.
Strikeforce 5, they're calling it, and I warn you, it's... Wow.
I mean, you have to watch it through your fingers.
Strikeforce 5.
One more time, Jimmy.
Hi, I'm Jimmy Fallon.
I'm Stephen Colbert.
I thought when you said Jimmy, you meant me, Jimmy, but you meant Jimmy, Jimmy.
I always mean you.
But when you say Seth Meyers, who do you mean?
I mean, John Oliver.
It's the five of us together for maybe an hour a day.
StrikeForce5 is the name of our podcast.
Subscribe to it now.
Spotify, or wherever else you get your podcasts.
But Spotify, you f***s.
Watching it was so depressing it put me in such a funk I had to cheer myself up with the lovely bones.
Be polite.
You have to be polite.
Be polite.
That's another rule.
Well now I'm more chipper.
There we go.
Was that the full stinger?
Yeah, that's the full teaser.
What subjects do they touch on?
Well, the beauty is when you're that funny, when you're that talented, you can just talk about anything.
We're just going to sit down and talk for maybe an hour.
Maybe?
Hey, you have a $20 million salary.
Couldn't you do better than maybe?
Hey guys, we have two Jimmys.
Let's do a joke where the wrong one responds.
Oh, oh, no, I'm Jimmy.
You said Jimmy. I'm Jimmy Fallon.
He's Kimmel. No, no, no, no. He's Kimmel. I'm Fallon.
Huh.
I And then we'll have John Oliver cuss at the end.
It'll be great.
Looks like these guys are... I miss the ghost of Johnny Carson.
These guys are really big putts.
So according to CBS News, I guess they're the central mainframe here, five of America's most famous late-night comedy hosts are banding together to create a podcast to discuss the ins and outs of the ongoing Hollywood strike.
Fascinating.
I was going to say, even the topic, even the topic, this is how out of touch they are.
By the way, Murderer's Row is coming up, we weren't planning on plugging this again here, it's coming up on Monday on Labor Day because we don't pick your pocket every first Monday of September, but we're not going to be discussing the Hollywood strike.
God, I'd rather go through a car wash without my car.
It's called a shower, Brian.
Tell me more!
And then...
You'll never guess what happened after that!
They stonewalled us!
What?!
Tune in tomorrow though, we have more information.
Yeah, we're going to be discussing exclusively the Hollywood writer's strike because we think that that strike's at the heart of what affects most Americans who don't watch our show.
For an hour a day.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now, the trailer was dropped on Jimmy Fallon's X page, because it's not Twitter anymore.
It's gonna take a minute.
And remember they protested when Elon bought it?
It was like, oh, back in the day they used to say if so-and-so wins the election, they did it with George W. Bush, they said with Romney, they did it with Donald Trump, I'll move to Canada, and they never did.
If this happens with Elon Musk, I'm leaving X. I notice you still have your verification badge.
You like your view?
Yeah.
And your palm trees in California?
Yes.
Way to make a stand.
So the reactions are pretty much what you would expect.
This is from some Twitter profiles.
One guy wrote, Guys, if we combine all our viewership, we'll get at least 15, maybe even 16 people to watch.
That's ambitious.
The funny one was someone said, oh good, so I can ignore you all at once instead of individually.
That's better, right?
Every now and then you want to, you're like, yeah, that guy, hey, I bet you he's not on strike.
No, I can't, he's not union.
Scale.
Thanks, Jimmy.
Hey, he's talking about his weight again.
Brian Cannon ladies and gentlemen.
Sometimes, that's my name.
Sometimes it's coach.
I hate that we're talking about them.
So here's the thing, this is something you guys need to know.
The 18 to 49 demo, the coveted demo, they do not tune in.
They do not tune in to late night programs anymore.
The numbers are abysmal regardless of the writer's stream.
I think this is a total average, not the demo average from March.
You guys can correct me.
Fallon is down to 1.4 million.
No, this is not the demo.
This is not the demo numbers, yeah.
Colbert is down to 1.4 million.
Kimmel's down to 1.6.
Wow.
This is total.
This is total.
Oh, and they put in there... You mean Crowder's almost 3 million?
I'm just gonna say it.
I round up to three million.
Okay, that's, I did not, this is an, just so you know, someone added this without me
knowing, it's not a prompt or just someone, I don't get, but the demo numbers there are
a couple hundred thousand, just to be clear.
No one aged 18 to 45, some people do it ages 21 to 50 something, they're not tuning in
to late night.
And these people are desperate to claw it back.
And this is the silver lining here.
Remember, these people would influence elections a lot at one point in time.
Take this from, and I get it, the industry has changed.
Carson, right, you're talking about 30 million.
These are now, today, Super Bowl numbers.
You'll never have that again.
There were three networks and once they went out there was an Indian going beep.
So I understand that we're not going back to that.
But, this has gotten significantly worse before the writer's strike, and so now they've teamed up.
By the power of yours combined, I suck!
Yeah, what happens is, podcasts and shows like this have exposed Hollywood.
Because what happens, if you look at Spotify, people like Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, and they had, you know, Springsteen and Obama doing a podcast, nobody tuned in.
And what happens is, they went, oh, you guys aren't that interesting in long-form discussion.
We have a moratorium on even mentioning Bruce Springsteen in the studio.
There are few people who hate more than that mumbling sack of talentless shit.
Well hold on now!
I'm a bit of a Springsteen fan over here.
But you shouldn't be!
Leave now!
By the way, I don't know if we have this.
One of the first shows I ever did on radio.
Today we're going to be a little more relaxed.
One of the first shows I ever did back when it was on radio was Syndicated.
I don't know if you were on that show.
First guests, I think, were Monica Crowley and Chael Sonnen and Kayla Harrison, an Olympic medalist.
I remember that show like it was yesterday.
Maybe I'm blending.
Maybe I don't remember.
She's the judo Gio Gallia.
Uh, early on.
Um, back then, we pulled up an old clip of Bruce Springsteen.
You know, nice.
I hope y'all been good this year.
Ah, not too many.
And back then he was sitting there talking like this when we do rock and roll.
Ah, like a young Al Pacino.
It's totally fake.
Yep.
And you know, figuratively, it'd be nice if he got rid of it.
Of all the people that trigger you, Bruce Springsteen is the one you go back on.
Yes, because I'm offended by mediocrity.
Pull up the Santa Claus You know what, guys?
You can comment, but I don't want to get into a whole Springsteen thing.
We did this at run-through.
It's enough.
Also, John Cougar Mellencamp.
He can take a long walk off a short pier.
Jackson Diane's a great song, guys.
I don't care what you say.
Adding to Hollywood's idiocracy, we're living in real time, Warner Brothers now announced, and again, there's X, it's not Twitter, it's not HBO, it's Max.
This should tell you how a lot of these companies, these entities aren't necessarily working.
They cannot apply their classic cost structure to new media, and unfortunately they have the burden of these unions, who do serve some purpose.
I actually agree with them on the AI issues, because this is something that could put a lot of people out of work.
These are skilled jobs.
No, no, but also your rights as a human being, where someone can just mimic it.
Like, I understand.
That's not ill-founded, but that's not all they want.
They always want more money, and the unions look out for their unions.
I mean, I was in the Actors Union because I had to be.
I had to pay $2,500 before ever showing up on set in the first role I got in the United States, even though I was already technically a member because I was a member in Canada.
They said, yeah, yeah, it is, but you have to pay this fee.
I said, we'll just take it out of the first couple of episodes.
I said, no, no, you have to pay it up front.
And actually, true story, my brother, who was one of the first YouTube partners in 2006, lent me the money so that I could fulfill a role that I had already received.
Anyways, I'm going off on a limb.
I think a lot of it also comes down to the fact that you, as a writer or an actor, you gotta be very careful about how much you think you're actually worth.
One thing as an actor in Hollywood I always knew, whether it was writing or acting, is I was always eminently replaceable.
It's just the way it is, man.
I mean, you know, it's just too easy to be like, next.
Yeah, and plus it's a cottage industry, Brian Cowan lookalikes.
There's one guy who's a dead ringer.
Dead ringer.
Yes, my nose keeps growing as I get older.
He also does Springsteen.
God, I do do a little... So, CNN live alerts.
They think this is going to help them.
HBO became Max, right?
Buying Discovery and History.
I particularly love their historical accuracy on The Mermaid.
Yes.
It's now Max, and now they've decided, ooh, this isn't working.
Let's add CNN live alert pop-ups.
That means during other shows or films that you are watching on Max, you may get a CNN pop-up.
And by the way, I'm part of the beta testing and saw one of these last night, again, while cheering myself up watching The Lovely Bones.
I'm not going to hurt you, Suzy.
This is CNN Breaking News.
This is CNN Breaking News.
It's very difficult.
Don't you always wonder what, like, in the meeting, in the idea room, in the war room, where they go, what do you guys, our ratings are... And then somebody went, how about pop-ups?
Genius!
Yes!
You mean in movies that people pay for to not have commercials, we throw in like a commercial?
Right.
Lead us out of the promised land with pop-ups.
This is gonna save our network.
I'll tell you, one time I was at Fox News and they were looking at doing this new show and it was an ensemble and it wasn't working and one of the people there who was ancient, who had worked on like the Steve Allen Show, he suggested a monkey.
No way.
Oh boy.
He goes, just have a monkey there.
And he'd be there like the whole time.
Like on a perch?
I'm like, I don't know if monkeys use perches.
I don't know, but I don't think...
I swear to you.
Wait, he wanted a monkey for what?
Just to be there.
Because people love monkeys!
Just a monkey, Brian.
That's a little bit of genius.
And by the way, monkeys are always funny.
There was a knock-down, drag-out fight on MADtv my first year.
We were in the writer's room.
I've never seen anything like it.
It was an absolute brawl over what word was funnier in the sketch.
Monkey or midget.
And I was like, boy.
Midget.
Yeah, well, probably.
We're all canceled.
We're all canceled.
Oh, come on.
It's a real word.
No, that's right.
We should call them dwarves because that's less offensive.
Why did they decide Midget was offensive?
I don't know.
I just go with Willow.
And by the way, CNN Plus was a $100 million venture.
Shut down after a month.
$100 million couldn't make it work.
But hey, the failed $100 million venture, let's put their pop-ups into Macs.
You comment if you think Hollywood's ever going to get it right.
Of course, I can guess.
That's been this week's Entertainment Minute.
All right, you know what?
I think we're going to... I know there's an update on Hurricane Dahlia.
Let's put that to later right now, because I think there's a lot of stuff.
Yeah, we have some other stuff to get to.
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It's a whole other show every day.
It is.
It really is.
Okay, so let's get to Gerald Knows Things here.
I don't know if we have a standard for this, but it's about Tucker Carlson.
Don't worry, I know, I just messed up your whole map.
I'm fine.
Tucker Carlson obviously talked about, I think, was it yesterday that he mentioned this?
Yeah, I think it was.
Well, at least I saw the interview come out yesterday, so maybe it was from before, but the clip started circulating around the internet.
Okay, so he predicted war with China and Russia.
Look, I'm not huge on geopolitics, and I don't like the Russians or the Chinese.
Either one.
You're being modest.
Yeah, that's true.
I don't like the people.
That brings us to Gerald Knows Things.
All right, so Tucker was talking with Adam Carolla and he predicted that, and this may
sound a little bit far out, but if you follow through on this logic it actually makes a little
It's in the realm of possibility.
This is kind of like an Alex Jones moment.
We predicted this when the war with Ukraine started.
No, no, no, no, no.
We didn't predict that he would start a war to stay in power.
Oh, no, not Biden.
No, no.
We predicted that, obviously, it would unfortunately kind of force Russia into the arms of the tiny arms of China.
Well, it's going to force them into the arms of China, but really his point right now is that we are technically kind of in a Cold War state because we're funding the enemy of Russia.
So this is specific to Russia.
He's saying within a year, we're going to be drawn into a hot war with Russia right here in the clip.
So they can't lose.
They will do anything to win.
So how do they do that?
They're not going to do COVID again.
I know everyone on the right is afraid they're going to do COVID and mask mandate.
They're not going to do that.
They can't do that.
If they've already been exposed, that won't work.
There's going to be... No.
What are they going to do?
They're going to go to war with Russia.
That's what they're going to do.
There will be a hot war between the United States and Russia in the next year.
Really?
Yes, of course.
They want it anyway.
I don't think we'll win it, but that's a separate analysis.
But I think as a political matter, they need to declare war footing in order to assume war powers.
There's no real winning a war like that today, though, I think is what he means.
These are unwinnable wars.
Well, but he didn't say that, though.
He didn't say, like, nobody wins.
we'd win. There's no real winning a war like that today though I think is what he means.
These are unwinnable wars. Well but he didn't say that. So he didn't say like nobody wins,
he said and we won't win. Yeah I mean the Russian military is a joke now.
It is a joke.
They have a lot of nukes.
We have, I think they have, maybe they have slightly more.
We have slightly more.
I can't remember.
We're the top two, obviously, in the world, and we have lots and lots and lots and lots of nukes.
I get that.
I don't think that we go to a nuclear war, but his point is that if the Biden administration has no other options and they get us into a war and declare, and he said, you know, kind of the War Powers Act and making sure that the party in power stays in power in that situation, so there is no election.
If they can't get Donald Trump one of these ways, this is a way for them to stay in power.
And again, I think this is a little out there for me.
I don't necessarily agree that that's going to happen.
I don't think it's out there to make the statement that administrations understand that a perpetual state of war is often good.
But to stay in power, that's a different thing.
I don't think, I mean, I don't know.
In other words, it's a very clear, and you guys can comment, I'll be interested to hear the discussion or read the discussion in the comment section.
Sometimes I have it read to me in one of those AI voices.
But it is interesting to think, okay, there's a path.
There's a straight path with the lockdowns, with the mandates, how that affects the election.
We know that that happens, right?
And I don't think that they will accomplish it.
I hope not.
I know that there are plenty of people who are willing to be, you know, useful pawns, and we'll get into the abuse of the elderly in a little bit as well.
I don't see the direct path, and it doesn't mean that it couldn't happen with a war with Russia, the direct path into affecting the election.
In other words, if you're saying, hey, we believe that maybe it'll increase his popularity because you'll be able to sort of project the pseudo-patriotism and vilify, you know, this foreign enemy.
Yeah, but there's a very clear set.
There's a very clear rule set with COVID mandates on how you win an election by abusing that.
With absentee ballots and things like that.
Right.
So Tucker's point is that since it's already happened, it probably won't happen again because we're a little bit more aware of that kind of thing.
But don't you think it's way easier?
Both are hard, but it would seem to be way easier to instill mandates or lockdowns than starting a hot war with a nuclear power like Russia.
I don't even know how we'd start that.
I think they're both easy to do.
I think it's a tougher sell as far as a straight path to winning an election.
That's my thought.
But you would need, you would need somehow for, I think, Russia to invade a NATO power like Poland.
No, you don't.
No.
Why?
All you need is for it to appear as though Russia invaded a nuclear power, or I'm sorry, a NATO power like Poland.
That's it.
All you need is somebody to do something that you can make, hey, they did this.
And that's pretty easy.
I mean, those Polaks or surely you just say, hey, I think I see some Russians over there.
What?
No Russians over here!
And they're like, yeah, there we go.
Now let's pop off some nukes.
So we'll see.
I don't know.
But you've been hearing this, by the way, for a very long time, the threat of the Russia-China alliance.
And we've talked about that as well.
So this is not new.
But here's a refresher.
U.S.
officials have been closely monitoring signs of increased cooperation between Beijing and Moscow, as you know.
Would China and Russia form an alliance against the U.S.?
Do you think that's a realistic possibility?
I think it's not only realistic... Yes, lady with windswept hair and no wind!
...you know, situation that we're seeing right now unfold.
Last February, President Xi and President Putin met in Beijing, where they signed a joint declaration promising each other a partnership without any limits.
You conveniently left out the most important part of the deal, which is what the United States wins out of it.
That would only be conditioned on Vladimir Putin exiting his military alliance with China.
And just to be clear, as far as an update that matters, the Chinese just incorporated a Russian island into their territory on a new map.
Now, I don't know if that's a map-o.
That's a power move right there.
Yeah, that's a power move.
It's like, that's ours.
And sometimes, you know, we have our investigative journalism unit, but a lot of people don't realize we also have, you know, we have exclusives that are given to us across the globe on a regular basis.
We have exclusive leaked phone call of Xi Jinping, Putin, which may have been what led to the current state of affairs.
Hello, my friend.
You call me President Putin.
I was wondering... You go first.
No, you go, Ham.
No, please.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, We have common enemy.
And you want an alliance?
What?
An alliance.
Alliance.
What?
You want an alliance?
Alliance!
Alliance!
I... I don't... I'm getting maybe a... Do you understand Chekhov?
Liv... Liv Chekhov?
Look after... I... I don't.
One more time, please.
Ha ha ha ha!
I'll make you laugh!
No riffs!
Riffs are weak!
Russia is strong!
Never mind, I'll call Kim Jong-un.
This is fake hang up?
Real hang up?
F***!
That's uh, that sounds very heated.
I'm not intimidated.
Well, that's how you lose an island.
Right there.
They're not very unified.
They can't get along.
They're not very unified.
Don't hang up!
This has been Gerald Knowstuff.
🎵 Alright, so...
🎵 Um, I want to discuss the Mitch McConnell, the stroke.
Yeah.
Some people are calling it Mroke, which doesn't really work.
It doesn't roll off the tongue.
I don't know.
Come on, guys.
Come on, everyone.
Let's be tasteful.
Yes.
There's nothing funny about Any of this.
Now, I will say this.
This is sad, of course, but it's something that's lost, I think, in a lot of people.
It's easy to sort of make fun of Mitch McConnell or former Vice President Joe Biden, but we do have, this is the median demographic, the median age, I should say, of our political leadership.
It's the only place where the median age is older than the Fox News viewership.
That's, yeah, it's rare.
And this does matter because they're actually, I mean it's a marvel, it's a miracle as far as defying actuary tables, but a lot of these people as well, they're being abused.
You do have to ask yourself, if former Vice President Biden doesn't know where he is, well who's running the show?
If you see the handlers and how they handle Mitch McConnell, I'm not nearly as mad with Mitch McConnell.
I would have been in his younger days.
I'm mad at the handlers popping their head in where it almost looks like a choreographed sketch.
It's so embarrassing.
So our politicians, our representatives, they're aging out of this job and by that I mean they
already shouldn't have these jobs and that brings us to our newest segment, the Silver Alert.
Now Seth Meyers and Colbert couldn't do that because that's a gross violation of
What are my thoughts about what?
that warning sound but we're online put me in contempt bitch now also useful for
Halloween yes it is yesterday if you didn't see this Mitch McConnell had
another deer in the headlight moment and again it said I'm mad with the people
around him and in comment below if that's that's kind of your gut instinct
here you go if you haven't seen it about what running for reelection in 2006
here's a question You mispronounced Eon.
That looks like a sketch.
Yeah.
But he's just, he...
I'm sorry, you all, we're going to need a minute.
Shouldn't be there.
We're going to need a minute.
You mispronounced Eon.
It should be noted that McConnell, by the way, is 81 years old,
which is old for a tortoise.
What did you expect?
I know.
Would any of you thrust an 82-year-old or a 90-year-old into the public spotlight with what is meant to be a high-stress job that requires executive functioning?
Yeah.
If they're hot.
Stop it.
I'm sorry.
I feel like he answered the question, though.
Yeah.
How do you feel about running for re-election?
Yes.
And by the way, he fell down, or there were rumors that he fell down earlier this year.
And then there was another moment caught on camera.
Again, it's sad, but the point is, this doesn't exist in a vacuum.
This is Mitch McConnell in July.
Ugh.
Mini strokes.
Yeah.
I know a lot about, uh, medical things.
Are you okay, Mitch?
Anything else you want to say, or should I just go back to you?
That's terrible!
That's sad!
But the people who are still forcing him to run for real are evil.
Why are they doing that?
They're evil.
Is it because he's a show-in?
Is that what it is?
It's because he's a shell.
He's an empty suit and they're the ones.
You think that former Vice President Biden is the one pulling the strings?
For crying out loud.
You can say whatever you want about the guy.
The guy was never a far left woke.
He was a politician.
He was an idiot.
And I don't just mean he would lie.
He would make up stories that never happened with people he never met in places that don't even exist.
That's when he was young.
And now he's not sharp enough to do that, so it just comes out as embarrassing.
The people who are pulling the strings are the ones who are evil.
But let's go through this really quickly.
This is not just some kind of an outlier.
And when they say that, oh, well, look, Vivek would be the youngest candidate.
Well, he's in his late 30s.
I mean, I'm not saying that he's old, but certainly not young when you're talking about
Are you glad to be back, Senator?
What have you heard?
What have I heard about what?
About your return, how they felt about your return.
the most prominent examples. Diane Feinstein, right, senator from California. 90 years old.
Geez. How are you feeling, Senator? Are you glad to be back, Senator? What have you heard?
What have I heard about what about your return? How have they felt about you? No,
I haven't been gone. Okay. You should follow.
I haven't been going.
I've been working.
You've been working from home is what you're saying?
No, I've been here.
I've been voting.
Please, either no or don't vote.
Well, if you don't know, now you... Please, either know or don't know.
Yes, those are the two options.
And her daughter, by the way, got a power of attorney to manage her affairs, so effectively, you have Britney Spears, who's still a full-fledged voting senator.
Look, there's gotta be a line.
Yeah, like you gotta step down.
Well, if somebody has power of attorney to manage your affairs, now I know you can get power of attorney to, like, in worst case scenario, if somebody has, you know, maybe a chance of a stroke or something like that happen, you can do it in advance, but this is not in advance.
This is something that we can see happening right in front of us.
You can't be the person making big decisions for your constituents and ultimately for the American people as a whole.
It just can't be.
Well, let's go on to another favorite.
83-year-old congresswoman from California, Nancy Pelosi.
Ten states, as I said, on Friday started their early voting the day that we lost Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
But to be clear, you're not taking any arrows out of your quiver.
You're not ruling anything out.
Good morning.
Sunday morning.
Yes.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
There are no arrows left in my quiver.
Do you like turtles?
Good morning.
83 years old.
Her LinkedIn lists her as an avid drinker and stock market guru.
She's still got some pluck.
Over the course of your career, has your husband ever made a stock purchase or sale based on information you've received from him?
No.
Absolutely not.
Basically.
Hold on.
I want to play that clip.
We don't have our body language expert in, but that's what's known as the melting candle power pose when she answers.
Play it.
Yeah, that's a crazy person.
Okay, we got it.
By the way, she's fallen on tough times though.
She has been named the new face of Bud Light.
I'm gonna say it's not a bad ad.
No.
Are those digitally enhanced?
No, the butt light's real.
Okay.
I was checking.
At least I'm thirsty.
We have another, we have Rosa DeLauro, she's 80 years old, and a congresswoman from Connecticut.
You've been in this role for a very long time, and you're seeking another term.
What is it as you look ahead that you say, I need to stay in this role, the voters need me?
Don't take no for an answer, and never give up.
And I live by those principles.
Sometimes you should take no for an answer.
The Hot Topic employee works on commission, Rosa!
By the way, before she was a representative, I knew that I'd seen her before.
Yep.
Spitting image.
Then we have another one.
And again, all of the references are available at ladderwithcreditor.com.
This is not normal.
This is well past the age of retirement.
Now we have another 80-year-old.
We have Frederica Wilson.
I was about to say Wilkinson.
I was thinking of Tom Wilkinson.
Great actor.
Underrated.
Frederica Wilson, a congresswoman from Florida.
With one of her signature hats.
Congresswoman, good morning.
Great to see you.
Good morning.
Good morning.
I can barely hear you.
Maybe that's because you have a hair helmet glued to your head.
That's the kind of outfit that you would never... That's the kind of outfit that makes horses rear.
Yes.
When was the last time you saw that in the street?
Just someone you'd be like, that's a crazy person.
If you're on a horse, you've got to turn your horse around.
It's going to spook.
And your dog's going to bark.
Yeah, if you were walking with your child, you'd be like, well we're going to cross the road.
That's a crazy person.
I can't hear you!
Female birds will try to mate with you.
It's not safe.
It's just not a safe outfit is what I'm saying.
That's true.
And by the way, she's older now.
She should be retired, right?
She should live off the money that she made after quitting the obscure 90s rap group that she formed.
Is that really her?
We are NWH or n****s with hats.
Is that really her?
Sorry.
Smash the rumble button if you think this is better than the late night fab five.
The strike force five?
Strike force five.
Get it right.
The strike force.
Strike force five.
Because they strike at you with force.
Can we admonish?
We have to admonish Yakuza and Toolman.
Why?
There's no rumble button anymore.
It's a thumbs up.
At rumble?
At rumble.
Oh, okay.
We need a bit of admonishment here.
Hit the admonishment.
I think it's time to admonish that entire crew over there.
Yep.
Oh, somebody was reading Twitter last night, I guess.
Hey, don't discourage it.
It's good for your soul.
My point is, somebody here wasn't.
I responded to it like we like to smash the rumble button.
And this brings us to the battle of the ball.
Former Vice President Biden, who is 80 years old.
And look, it was tough to pick a clip.
So take your pick.
Here's a montage.
America is a nation that can be defined in a single word.
I was gonna foot him, uh, foot, foot... Highly ineffective strategy demoralized!
True Internet suffered the pressure!
An estimation of somewhere between 700 billion and a trillion three hundred million billion dollars.
Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.
I don't know what the difference between breaking your arm and having a mental breakdown is.
I must be white!
Eight E-I-G-H percent.
God save the Queen, man.
And now, of course, he's 80 years old and he's a child care enthusiast.
Sorry, he's a child enthusiast.
Child hair enthusiast.
You know what?
You want to see my impression of a liberal watching that clip, those clips?
He has a stutter.
Yeah.
Oh, you can't make fun of it.
He suffered from a stutter.
If you guys think that's funny, then that's on you.
Here's my impression of a Joe Biden strategist watching that.
Can we find an old clip of Dan Quayle?
Somebody help me!
Quayle?
Yeah, Quayle.
It was a comedic witch hunt.
The same thing with George W. Bush.
That's how you know the media's not looking out for you.
Of course, George W. Bush mispronounced nuclear.
Nucular?
Nuclear.
It's funny, okay?
But it's not that big of a deal.
This man is senile.
This man doesn't know where he is.
That's how you know.
Where are the comics talking about this?
It's incredibly rare.
And by the way, an honorable mention.
Just while we're talking about capabilities of representatives, and this is how you know that it's not a meritocracy, people got mad that we made fun of him, but we tried to make fun of him so that he wouldn't be a representative in order to avoid exactly what is happening, John Fetterman.
Hey everybody, it's Jon and Giselle.
As you can see, we hit a little bump on the campaign trail.
Yeah, it was on Friday.
I just wasn't feeling very well, so I decided, you know what, I need to get checked out, so I went to the hospital.
I need you to get checked out.
An unelected Supreme Court justice will try to blow up our economy.
That's on them, if they have to judge on that.
And the Eagles!
Are so much better than eagles!
Mr. Fetterman.
Yeah?
You need any help?
I need all the help I can get.
Yes!
Well, that last one wasn't necessarily his... It wasn't his fault.
It wasn't necessarily his fault.
Well, sometimes God doesn't like the flag behind people like that.
Well, maybe that's the case.
And then George Zimmerman ran out and punched him.
He's a giant man, huh?
Yeah, well, you have to, the weight class, he gets put into the super heavyweight with the goiters.
Now, he's only 54, but again, he had a stroke in May before he was elected.
And then he had multiple...
He had a stroke.
Because of Cialis and Viagra.
Those old broads get around.
And now you can get erect.
Slowly.
With the help of technology.
They get around slowly.
God bless those.
The tennis balls and those walkers are a turn-on.
Old perverts!
Well what happens is they're widows!
They're widows!
Who are they saving it for?
Yep.
Hard and wrinkled, I call it.
Hard and wrinkled.
And it takes a while to identify the clap.
It burns!
It burns!
So this is something, and again, it's easy to laugh at, and of course, yeah, it is kind of funny, but it's also a little bit sad, but when you understand that what is happening right now in this country with the representatives, it's what's happening to a lot of seniors across this country, and it is your job.
This whole meme, by the way, of OK Boomer and now Gen Z will apply it to anyone, they apply it to Gen X, they apply it to millennials.
The idea that, oh, you're old, you don't know anything.
Well, hold on a second.
I get that older people can be out of touch, but they do have something to offer.
It used to be considered wisdom, but now we simply throw them.
Throw them away like refuse.
Toss them in a pile or, you know, maybe they're useful as an empty suit as a politician.
Hey, you know what, young folks out there?
Appreciate, appreciate your parents, appreciate your grandparents.
and that's going to be around...
...
...then that much time.
No, that's fair.
They have a restraining order potentially against him.
That's not true.
What we actually looked at was a couple of politicians that are very old, that we disagree with, that we didn't put in this segment, like Bernie Sanders.
Very old.
He was on the Sunday shows and he sounded very much still the lucid communist that he is, right?
So just because we disagreed with him doesn't make him out of touch or unable to, I guess, serve in capacity in government.
Also, Donald Trump.
The guy's out there playing golf.
He's walking around, hitting golf shots, doing everything that's normal for somebody who's doing just fine.
He's old.
Right.
But he's somebody who's still all there.
His fuel is revenge.
Yes.
Well, yeah.
He can't wait.
He can't wait.
Eventually he'll decline to a point where he shouldn't serve either.
All that hate's gonna burn you up, Grandpa.
It keeps me warm!
That's right.
Little Red Dawn for you.
Little Red Dawn.
Swayze!
Love Swayze.
I'd love that.
Can he do the lift?
Not anymore.
I know he's passed away.
But these people hold on to power too.
So look at Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
She was so, I guess, into staying in office.
She had pancreatic cancer and she stayed.
She did, but she stayed past the point where she could have stepped down and said, you know what, President Obama, go ahead and put another one of me in this chair.
She didn't.
She stayed, and that was one of the biggest gifts.
I'm not saying her dying.
I'm saying that if she's going to leave the Supreme Court, whether it's health reasons, passing away, or just resigning, she did it under Trump administration, and that gave us another seat on the Supreme Court.
Well, you know what, actually, and again, my quorum is not with Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
I remember they tried to do RBG.
Remember, someone pulled it up from Mission Control, the video of her exercising.
Like, look how spry she is.
You think those producers didn't know?
Look, you've been in enough film sets.
You've been in enough documentary sets.
When she's moving around with rubber bands and dumbbells, like, okay, don't move.
They put the dumbbell in her hand, like, okay, clasp it.
And then action.
We'll add some music.
We'll add some music.
It'll be fine.
And a wind fan.
Yes.
It's those people who I have a serious problem with.
And again, it's the entertainment, it's the entertainment, political, big tech, industrial complex.
I also think part of it is just people like this know that if they quit, they're going to die.
Like what's keeping them alive is that sort of that.
That grind, that job.
Well, that's Joe Paterno, right?
That's because they're empty and they have no purpose.
We got the video.
Yeah, like your grandkids should be your purpose.
Yeah, exactly.
Family should matter, you know, but in a lot of cases, they want to suckle at the public teeth.
Yeah, here you go.
Again, my problem isn't with RBG.
My problem is with the media.
Well, first off, you have the entertainment industry who decided to make this.
I don't know if this is from a documentary.
This is from the documentary I think that was on Netflix.
I'm not entirely sure.
This is her working out?
Yeah.
It's seen in How Ruth Bader Ginsburg Stays in Shape.
Then there was a documentary on Netflix about her.
Then there was a documentary and there was also a scripted film that came out at the same time.
They were really, really pushing hard because they really wanted her to stick around for a little while because they were afraid of what could happen with the courts.
And then CNN deciding to disseminate the script, knowing entirely that it is false, and the people who were involved on big tech platforms in promoting this kind of content to trick you into thinking, Yeah, she's doing great!
While she was dying a slow, painful death.
This is what they showed you.
I think this is within the year that she died.
There you go.
Is there no audio here?
He's pulling her up almost entirely.
Look at her!
Look at her face!
I gotta get my hand out of my pants.
Brian!
Sorry.
Let me get it out of my pants.
You have soft hands for a colored!
She didn't say that.
She didn't say that.
That was Stephen's very good Ruth Bader Ginsburg impression.
She is on an actual plank.
Look at that.
Very impressive.
She's never lifted a dumbbell.
She's never lifted a dumbbell a day in her life.
This is propaganda, right?
It's propaganda.
Just like when... I'm not saying that Ruth Bader Ginsburg was Hitler, just to be clear.
But I'm saying, remember Adolf Hitler?
He had done so much meth and morphine and heroin that his skin became paper thin.
And so that's when they started putting out propaganda like, Mein Führer is more healthy than ever!
And he would come out and say, and then he would collapse.
He did, that was from yoga and eating vegetables.
Yeah, he also was kept young by hate.
Yes.
So anyway, that's just, it's just, it's a problem that I have because I've seen it.
I've seen it in the entertainment industry.
Is this new to American politics?
Before you have the ancient in there?
It used to be older people because they were wiser.
But now people who are career politicians who are staying in well into their 80s and 90s, that was not the norm.
That was not the norm.
And the problem is, these are basically lifetime positions.
Not to mention, when you're talking about politicians, hey, when we talk about the swamp, Sorry, I was about to say Hurricane.
I was just talking about CNN.
Anthony Fauci was never elected.
No.
Just to be clear, The Swamp is a bunch of people who are appointed, basically lifetime appointments.
They don't even have to go through at least the one election when they're young and then just sort of, you know, rest on their laurels.
Right.
Think of the hundreds of thousands of people you have who serve as bureaucrats in high six-figure paying positions in some instances for decades who are completely incompetent.
Something else that I should tell you, by the way, It's obviously not that hard of a job.
People act as though it's noble to go into public service.
First off, it's a misnomer.
I don't necessarily think that it's public service, but if Ruth Bader Ginsburg could be on the Supreme Court like that, if Nancy Pelosi can like that, if Mitch McConnell like that, Where else?
Where else could someone with those mental faculties perform a full-time job?
Right, you wouldn't want somebody like that as a flight traffic controller, for example.
Air traffic controller.
Ah man, great.
I wouldn't want one of them as a stewardess.
I don't want to touch their old wrinkled peanut skin hands when they hand me meat.
Ageist?
Yes!
No, it's not about ageism.
Listen, there should be term limits.
I'm a big fan of term limits in a lot of cases, maybe even across the board at all the positions.
The Supreme Court should not be a place where you go to die, either.
I'm sorry, that's just not how we intended this thing to be.
It shouldn't be at the whims of a president whether you get to serve or not and continue on the court.
I get that.
Joe Biden's trying to do that by stacking the courts so that the court votes for him.
I don't know, we could end up with maybe a hundred Supreme Court justices and courts all over.
But you should have some kind of lever that says, this person is no longer fit.
And you know what?
It's brilliant.
I think we actually do.
Nobody ever pulls it.
Nobody ever says that.
I don't know what the demarcation line would be, but there's got to be some kind of test.
If you resemble someone who's retarded.
There's gotta be something to test.
Or maybe this, would you want that person performing surgery on you?
If somebody that old walked in, you'd go, I... Well, no, no, that's not, because no one would want anyone performing, I wouldn't want anyone other than a surgeon.
I think we should even, the bar could be lowered.
Cognition.
You have them side by side with the film radio.
And then you ask them to repeat the lines like a speak and spell.
And if radio is more mentally competent than your representative, then we throw them in a gator trench.
A gator trench is a quick way to go, believe it or not, guys.
It's not.
Because you get rolled.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
Those would be crocodiles.
Gators are more skittish.
Oh, is that what it is?
So you just die of some kind of a brain-eating... We went over this yesterday when we were talking about boots.
You tried to impress me with your Cayman wallet.
I'm like, well, it's not a gator.
Yeah, I know.
Which means it's not as supple.
There's a gator farmer out there like, I knew it!
I was thinking it!
He said it, finally!
I'm joining my club.
Alright, we do have to hit on this right now because this can affect you.
Obviously, Hurricane Adalia.
Adalia.
Adalia.
I believe it's Adalia or is it Adalia?
I don't know.
I don't care.
Iggy a hurricane.
Florida is now, they're cleaning up after this hurricane has made landfall.
Made landfall yesterday, but here's a clip.
We have really good retail in terms of all the counties, I think, other than the Big Bend proper, the Tampa Bay area.
The problem is the signer is just doing the time work.
Leon County is doing well.
We're still assessing what is all going on on the ground in the places that had the initial impact.
His emergency response team isn't diverse enough.
I'm probably going to try to get down to some of those counties today.
No, they're not diverse enough.
They're so straight and white.
I know.
Well, I don't know about the signer, but I don't think that's his choice.
I think you're kind of assigned that.
And of course, our thoughts and prayers for anyone affected out there in Florida, but we actually have our on-the-ground correspondent, Mr. Thomas Finnegan, for the latest updates.
Oh good.
Hi, Stephen.
Yeah, it's been a while.
Thomas, what do you have for us here today?
Well, it's been an unusually hot summer, and I wanted to display the effects that it's had on the environment.
So, if you can see behind me, the corn has been burnt to a crisp by the heat and sun.
Well, that's interesting, but you're nowhere near the hurricane.
That's the story.
So, what are you doing there, and why are you holding a flashlight?
Well, I figured since I'm out here anyway, I could do a parody of that scene from Signs where the alien leg goes into the corn stalk.
Yeah, but it's day.
It's day and you're not a comedian.
Sh** You know what makes me laugh?
You know what makes me laugh?
You know what?
Maybe the world needs Strike Force 5.
I think we do.
I'm not above acknowledging when I've Short-changed you.
He's got to get it right eventually, right?
I don't know.
I don't know why we... I don't... Why did we sign a 12-year contract?
I don't know.
He's a good negotiator, Steven!
Bad move.
He's a good negotiator.
I was way off!
A lot of content.
But in September, by the way, we're discussing that.
We will have the Hodgetwins.
Of course, their show is going to be starting here on Mug Club.
Brian Callen is going to be starting the Brian Callen Show on Mug Club.
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
That starts tomorrow?
Tomorrow.
September 1, dude.
What?
I stick to my deadlines.
Oh, wow.
I didn't realize that.
I thought it was... Oh, I was thinking of the Hodgetwins date.
We can move the date up.
No, he can't.
Yeah, exactly.
So, yeah, Brian Cowan.
Of course, you get Nick DiPaolo already Monday through Thursday.
And by the way, to be clear, if you're not a member of Mug Club, Nick DiPaolo's show is also, all of their shows are still available like on Apple, they're available, you know, you can watch them on Facebook and Instagram and YouTube.
The free portion.
The free portion.
So that's what we do with Mug Club.
There's about 45 minutes, I think, with Nick.
It's about 35 minutes.
And then you get the extended, the stuff that we could never say on any platform.
Well, Rumble probably would allow it, but even then, it shouldn't be seen by everybody.
Dictaphone uncensored.
Can you imagine Alex Jones uncensored?
Oh lord.
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That's right, my friend.
The Unreasonable Tour.
Go to briancallen.com.
You just made that up right now.
It is not labeled that yet.
He's like, I should call it Unreasonable.
I'm like, well, fine.
We don't have the graphic for it.
I wrote it down.
I wrote it down on your notepad.
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That's always a lot of fun.
It is.
And of course, we'll see you tomorrow.
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