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April 25, 2023 - Louder with Crowder
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TUCKER CARLSON'S FIRING: THE GRAND PLAN | Louder with Crowder
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Hey, we'll be on with your regular programming and Nick DiPaolo in third chair in a little bit, but needed to take a moment here to address some issues out there that are circulating.
It's never fun, but I guess let me be clear here.
I have been living with a proverbial boot on my neck for going on years now.
Since 2021, I've been living through what has increasingly been a horrendous divorce.
Now, let me say in the outset to be clear, there is no infidelity, any kind of physical abuse at all on either side.
And no, this was not my choice.
My then wife decided that she didn't want to be married anymore.
And in the state of Texas, that is completely permitted.
It's been the most heartbreaking experience of my life, what I consider to be my deepest personal failure, and just so you know, my opinions on parenting and families have not changed.
I've always believed that children need a mom and a dad, that divorce is horrible, and I still believe that children need a mom and a dad and that divorce is horrible.
But in today's legal system, my beliefs don't matter.
In Texas, divorce is permitted when one party wants it.
Period.
So for well over a year, well over a year, in the best interest as well as physical safety of my children, we've decided to keep this issue private and to resolve it privately with the appropriate attorneys, what have you, legal jargon.
And all this one thing I want to be really clear about is certain.
True North here is that my children are blameless.
Completely without fault, and so we decided to resolve these issues privately, as it's in their best interests, both emotionally and physically, to do so.
Now, the other issue is, and this is something that I've kept private for likely far too long, many other people knew about this behind the scenes.
Some, not all, but some of them in positions of power, Influence.
Leverage.
Knew of this.
They also knew that the safety of my children included keeping it private.
So if you're familiar with the idea of extortion, then you know the feeling well.
Now some of these threats were so thinly veiled that I'm frankly surprised you didn't all guess immediately.
Steven has a lot going on.
I guess that's the best way to say it.
He has a lot going on and that should be clear because people don't do stuff like this if there's not a lot going on in their lives.
I would like to implore my audience and everybody that isn't paying attention to this situation not to condemn him but to pray for him.
Sometimes people need a prayer.
Sometimes people need a scripture.
You know, Stephen purports to be a Christian.
I am unsure at this moment if it is my place to say more than that.
You know, maybe if I feel in further defense, some things should be said.
Or maybe if I feel that the public has a right to understand certain circumstances.
How much children have a right to privacy?
Now, some other issues have been, or I should say, inferences have been more pernicious, behind the scenes, with demands and threats to use this information that they believe would be so publicly embarrassing to me and my wife at a difficult time that it could be used, knowingly putting my children in harm's way.
So, to those self-styled Christians, conservatives, and allies, Well, not in my book.
Now, if you find yourself... I don't want to get into details, so this is going to likely be the only time I have to address this, or want to address this.
If you're asking yourself, hey, did X person or did Y person know?
The answer's likely yes.
Which will be made alarmingly clear as this process of discovery continues.
And it also, by the way, makes me that much more appreciative of those who did know about this, and in understanding the best interests of my family, my children, kept their word and used discretion.
I can't thank you enough.
Sincerely, I appreciate it.
Won't forget it.
It's pretty simple.
I loved a woman so much that I married her.
A woman who, despite all of this, I still love as the mother of my children.
And she wanted something else for her life.
That's not my choice.
She simply wanted out, and the law says that that's how it works.
Now, of course, look, I get it, there are multiple sides to every story, but one thing that is undeniable, uh, in this case, is that it's no one's fault, but my own, in that I picked wrong, and that's certainly not the fault of my children.
And I will say that what's in the best interest of my children is not internet drama, speculation, certainly not blatant or veiled shakedowns or dragging their father or mother, and I can't be clear on that enough, or their mother through the mud.
And to anyone who tries it, I'm no longer going to pacify, capitulate, or sidestep because I love them a whole lot more than I love you.
And I will continue to do whatever is necessary to protect my children.
Discussing the divorce any further on social media or on this show or in any public space is not what's best for them.
I'll be handling this through the proper legal avenues and channels available as a matter of record in which I have more than full confidence.
So I'd ask that you understand the need for and respect our privacy in what is obviously a pretty tough time.
And I hope that none of this has to go any further than that.
Now, on with the reason you're all actually here.
You're a stranger, I can't follow.
Oh, my man, I speak.
Steve Crowder is a gross person.
I mean... Steven Crowder, I mean, this is what you can expect from trash like him.
YouTube dragged its feet before taking any action against conservative commentator Steven Crowder.
Who is that, Steven Crowder?
Steven Crowder is YouTube's ideal creator.
He makes cheap, long content that tons of people watch and subscribe to.
His voices are really funny.
So, congrats on that.
You know what you can do with your copyright strikes?
If you ain't man enough to do it yourself, I'd be happy to oblige.
I really would.
Bye.
you From where I am, the sun is shining.
Here to entertain.
Anyone who don't like it, can get born.
Na-na-na-na-na.
Na-na-na-na-na.
Hey!
F*** you, Steven Crowder!
Hey!
F*** you, Steven Crowder!
Hey, if you like it, you can get bored.
Hey!
Hey, F.U.A. Stephen Crowder!
I just said out of the cor... What was that, Nick?
Did you spill something?
Did I?
I just saw you look down.
No, no, I was trying to block that horrible sucking of your coffee.
Oh, okay.
I think we'll do away with it.
We can take a vote on it.
And by the way, I think the view counter is working at rumble.
Yesterday it crashed again, so we'll talk about that today.
A lot to get to.
Biden, former Vice President Biden, re-announced his re-announcing of his re-election.
The point is, no one cares.
But we'll talk about it because he delivered a commie speech in which everything is verifiably false.
You're seeing Don Lemon out.
Yesterday, we actually, funny enough, scooped CNN, accidentally, that Tucker is out.
And I will tell you this, it's not just about Tucker Carlson.
You know, you see the horrible attacks that took place on Matt Walsh.
You see Dan Bongino leaving, apparently, obviously, on mutually okay terms.
But there's been a shifting landscape in media.
And my question to you is, You think that it's an accident?
You think that there's a concerted effort at this point?
You can comment below.
We'll sort of make the case.
It's definitely been put into overdrive.
DDoS attacks, of course, on Rumble.
I mean, you've seen so many things going on.
Also, we'll be talking about the gay thruple.
I'm sorry, what?
Yeah, it's a gay throuple adopting a child.
I don't want to let people know much more than that, because I think that piques your interest.
It's a show Monday through Friday, by the way, 10 a.m.
Eastern.
If you want to tune in, head on over to Rumble.
If you're watching on YouTube, it's live.
10 a.m.
Eastern.
Don't rely on notifications or any of that crap.
All right, Gerald A. I really, a lot of people don't know Gerald B. because you haven't missed a day of work in a long time and been replaced.
Yeah, my son was born a year ago and I missed some work and all of a sudden I'm B.
I'm doing well.
How are you?
I'm good.
Yeah.
I'm good.
We got a fun show today.
It's one of the funnest shows.
And we have the man who, you know, I've referred to him as the goat for a very long time.
If you have not seen his stand-up, I cannot recommend it enough.
May 12th, the Hilton Oceanfront.
Daytona Beach, Florida.
May 19th, 20th.
Hyenas in Dallas.
And dear God, do not heckle.
Do not.
No.
It is.
I mean, a part of me wants you to because I want to see that viral video.
Nick DiPaolo, how are you, sir?
Very good, thank you.
Gerald, I have no kids and I'm in the third seat.
How do you think I feel?
Well, you know, you made the choice.
Yes, I did.
A napkin is much easier.
You've never been here.
When he's not there, he's replaced with a blow-up doll.
And we actually have a wig, and people prefer it.
Where do you keep that?
How do we get it to the hotel?
Oh, believe me, we have plenty.
I can give you a loaner.
Just be sure to dry clean it.
Just pay the cleaning fee, Nick.
Just pay the cleaning fee.
I don't know how that works.
My aunt was talking to me.
She's in here.
She's from Wisconsin.
She was talking to my dad, and Joe Louis couldn't go out in the back because it was muddy.
She goes, just let him, oh my gosh, just let him go outside.
And my dad goes, he's going to get all muddy.
She says, put a tarp down.
I said, yeah, like we have a tarp laying around.
She goes, I got tarps all over the place.
I'm like, because you live next to the Avery's.
We don't have tarps laying around.
We certainly don't have 6,000 square feet of tarps.
No, not for a dog that size.
Anyway, okay.
Here's a quick thing that you guys need to see in case you haven't been enraged enough the last two days.
But this is a transgender couple, ironically, creating sort of one of the more heterosexual videos.
I know.
Unintentionally.
In a twist turn.
But giving hormones to each other.
And of course, this is Beautiful and Brave.
I'm guessing that's not testosterone shots.
That's a nice ass, I gotta admit.
Used to be a she, so...
I don't even know what that is on the left.
I'm serious.
Well, here's the thing.
Now I do.
It's meant to play on your, you know, emotional strings.
And they, this is not, these people do this.
This is not actually the first attempt.
It's not, yeah.
They tried it initially with a different song, but it was struck for copyright.
Somewhere over the Dildo... No, that's... No, for the love of God.
I don't like that type of talk.
Clean it up, huh, Steven?
This is PG-13 light.
I know Nick always goes, he goes, what?
You're getting mad at me because I said you did that?
That's the darkest shit I've ever seen in my life!
You know what 13-year-old kids are exposed to on the internet?
That's true.
That standard has to change.
Yeah, a little bit.
But anyways.
I don't even know what it means, but... Me either.
Hey, it's beautiful, isn't it?
It's wonderful.
We're all supposed to just say, yeah, isn't that beautiful?
What's beautiful about injecting your spouse with a hormone that's foreign to their body?
Well, correct me if I'm wrong, there was a girl that became a guy and a guy that became a girl.
I can't correct you because I don't know.
Yeah, nobody does.
It's science.
The point is, whatever's being injected, if they're a man and it's estrogen, cancer.
It's bad.
If they're a woman and it's testosterone, who knows, possibly cancer.
Definitely some right rage.
And no sex.
I don't know.
Why are you saying that?
If he that became a she committed, then there's no sexual things down there to have sexy stuff.
I don't know, they're not monks!
That's the thing, we don't know how far they go, a lot of these people.
It's true.
Over 90% don't go through the bottom half.
At least they didn't until before, and most of them just put on a dress.
And they say they're barely passable, and by that they mean you're not passable.
Again, that's why I love Caitlyn Jenner.
That's Bruce Jenner in a dress busting my balls.
Big hairy forearms.
Sound clip that for Nick next time he's on.
I love Caitlyn Jenner.
We'll use that whenever it's... I do!
Welcome to my world.
She set world records.
Broke that glass ceiling in the male decathlon.
And she said, if you're not laughing at me now, when you were a fan of mine when I was a... Right?
Remember that?
She said, you're crazy.
If you're not laughing at me now...
Alright, you pumpkin pie haircutted freak.
So!
How's that?
Dumb and dumber.
It's Harlan Williams!
How's it going?
You'd keep your mouth shut if you knew it was good for you, buddy boy!
How's it going, Snowball?
That's a good Harlow Williams.
He's a national hero in Canada.
I love him.
Hey, by the way, if you're watching today, it's the end of free Mug Club month, and as I'm sure you can imagine, expensive to keep this up and bring on people like Nick.
That intro doesn't just happen.
Click the button if you're watching on Rumble today.
There's a button right there.
You just go boom.
Click it!
And you get to continue watching for the remaining hour.
Okay.
Do it.
So this one is right up Gerald's alley.
Why is that?
Well, because, you know, you're on this morning at 6 a.m.
Eastern, Joe Biden, because that's when you that's when you announce important news.
Well, that's when he's halfway through his day.
Yes, exactly.
He's taking his 40th piss.
Yes, he did.
He tweeted this from Bob Evans.
You hit send, Joe!
This morning, former Vice President Joe Biden, respect the office, former Vice President Joe Biden announced on Twitter that he would be running for re-election and this is going to be a bit of a longer clip because we will go through it point by point, dissecting claim and truth.
he announced his new campaign in video format.
Michael Bay do this?
In a world...
Freedom.
Personal freedom is fundamental to who we are as Americans.
When he said freedom, he just undid his belt buckle.
That's been the work of my first term.
To fight for our democracy.
This shouldn't be a red or blue issue.
To protect our rights, to make sure that everyone in this country is treated equally, and that everyone is given a fair shot at making it.
Liar!
Bookmark it!
We'll get back to it.
But you know, around the country, MAGAR extremists are lining up to take on those gay and rock freedoms.
Cutting Social Security for your entire life.
Cutting taxes for the very wealthy.
Dictating what health care decisions women can make.
Banning books and telling people who they can love.
All while making it more difficult for you to be able to vote.
You should be able to shower with your daughter.
Yes.
And everybody else's daughter, apparently.
Yeah, what a dick.
His freedom involves nasal decongestant.
When I ran for president four years ago, I said we're in a battle for the soul of America.
And we still are.
The question we're facing is whether in the years ahead, we have more freedom or less freedom.
Oh, he's the freedom guy.
Unbelievable.
He's the freedom guy.
I am my blood pressure.
I know.
I know, I can see it.
It's like B.B.
King right before he died.
That's why I'm running for re-election.
I don't know.
Why couldn't it be B.B.
King?
I don't know.
Diabetes.
One of my favorite moments, by the way, before I move on to the claims of the truth, one of my favorite moments in the history of this show is yesterday.
Nick got so mad.
I don't remember if it was Joy Reid.
Oh, I couldn't tell.
That he just went, Oh!
Nice!
Hairdo!
You were so angry!
But here's the thing, let's go through this point by point, the claims that he makes.
Here's a claim that former Vice President Joe Biden makes in there that freedom is integral to Biden's ethos.
First off, click like if you're watching on YouTube right now.
And you know that everything that guy just said is bullshit.
Okay.
Because here's the truth.
Yeah, Joe Biden, former vice president, is all about freedom, unless you want to start a business, of course, because he added regulations that are unprecedented.
Or if you want to protect yourself or your family with a firearm.
Or if you believe in parental rights and you don't want to transition your children.
Or, of course, if you believe that you should be able to drive a car that uses the evil fossil fuels.
Outside of that, he's all about freedom.
Also, if your credit score is a little too high, you're going to be punished for it.
So it's freedom if you understand that freedom means it's not.
Did I miss anything?
I think you covered just about all of that.
You can always jump in, Gerald, if you have anything you need to add.
I thought you had a point there, no?
Okay, here's another claim.
I'm looking at you for this one, Gerald A. We're going to downgrade you to C. Biden says that he was fighting for democracy, or he has been fighting for democracy, former Vice President Biden.
Okay, here's the truth.
And all of these references are made publicly available so that you can fact check us.
He signed 22 executive orders in the first week, the most since the 1970s.
The majority of those, this is a good point to jump in, the majority of those were actually just to undo Trump.
Right.
All the stuff that Trump did.
First one, Keystone XL Pipeline.
So if you want to be energy independent, he's not so much your guy.
Well, you're also free to pay, you know, twice the amount for gas.
That's a freedom.
Free to pay more for everything.
I mean it's freedom if you don't use the definition of freedom.
It's just we're changing them.
Like male, female, it's not a thing anymore.
And I think if the research team can grab it, I think he signed 160 in his first year?
It's about 160 in the first year, so we wanted to have a good comparison for you.
Compared to Obama and Trump I think it was... Obama's 35 and Trump was like 55 in his first year.
Yeah, so.
So that's, I'm not a math Asian, but three times as many?
That is three times, but I think the key point that they made here was that typically in the first week you may get one, two, three of these.
Twenty-two.
Yeah.
The first thing he did when he walked into the Oval Office, essentially, was revoke the Keystone Pipeline approval.
Yeah, and half of them involved toddlers scratching sniffs.
He doesn't even, like, the executive orders have, it's almost like they have nothing to do with policy.
Seven of the, yeah, exactly, they were banning kids from the Oval Office, which he repealed immediately.
But I don't know, I don't have a degree in political science, so don't take my word for it.
So then he blew something up, he banned the pipeline?
Yeah, exactly.
No, no, no.
Allegedly.
We have no idea who did that.
Allegedly.
No, you're actually right.
Yeah, Nord Stream blew itself up.
Jacques Cousteau's ghost.
He was looking for the spotted octopus or something.
There's a pipeline.
What is this?
Energy independence?
Not on my watch.
Jesse Ventura was right.
I was in an underwater demolition.
Fine.
Thanks, Jesse.
I won't question you.
Here's another claim that he makes in his video that he wants to make sure everyone is treated equally.
Oh boy.
Is anyone buying this?
I mean, I'm at the point where... Nope.
Is anyone buying this?
If you're watching on Rumble, smash the Rumble button here.
And you can comment below.
Does this actually work with anybody?
Because here's the thing.
If you look at the Democratic voters, they're not demanding more freedom or choice.
This is, as I've said, the left.
Biden, Democrats always have to run as centrists.
They always have to present as centrists in order to be elected.
Contrast that with the right.
If you look at even the primary right now, DeSantis.
You look at Trump.
They have to present themselves to be as conservative as possible and do the same in a general election, otherwise they stand no chance at winning.
One side is actually incentivized to deceive you.
So he says he wants to make sure that everyone is treated equally.
Okay, here's the truth.
Former Vice President Biden's Justice Department, right, it urged the Supreme Court to drop the affirmative action case against Harvard from Asian Americans where, you know, Asians said, hey, Harvard told us we're full up, too many of you deservingly are scoring off the charts and we're going to reject you
from the schools because affirmative action unfortunately bit them in the
ass when Asians who come from strong family households who value studying hard
getting good grades they were being denied entry they were being discriminated
against based on their race then Biden said no no let's keep that going let's keep
you Asians out of higher education
And then they blame us for saying that we are promoting hate towards Asians.
I'm like, you literally want them to have a worse life because they don't get the education they deserve.
Isn't it freeing to just be consistent?
To say, yeah, that's a meritocracy.
I don't care if you're Asian, if you're black, if you're white, you get the best grades, you get going to college.
They have to say, no, no, but if you're black, but if you're Asian, but not if you're too Asian, if you do too well as an Asian, it can never be consistent because progress for progress sake.
Has to self-destruct.
Are we the only ones seeing these inconsistencies?
You want me to believe the rest of the country is that stupid?
No.
And if they are, you know, they always shit on Trump supporters.
Yeah.
How about people who support this shit?
I mean this poop.
What is it?
AM?
8 o'clock?
That's caca.
You can say shit.
I've said it several times.
I mean, come on, that's not better.
Yeah.
I don't know, is it?
Supporting this, uh, feces.
The romance languages.
I don't know where it comes from.
This stool sample.
No, but you know what?
It's a good point, and here's sort of a contrast.
People on the right expect some kind of truth from their candidates.
People on the left, they know... Do you think any Democrat voters actually buy this?
I do!
I don't know.
I don't think Democrat voters want it.
Steve, I don't know.
I really don't.
I mean, the younger kids are so brain... They've been marinating in this crap since... Yeah, but they don't vote en masse like the older people do, right?
They don't vote enough.
So when they do something like this, they're like, oh, here's what happens.
Oh, they must know better than I do.
It's social engineering.
Asian hate from the left, so we have to support Asians in just about every single thing they do, unless we talk about black on Asian crime, and then we have to stand out of the way, because that's the other Minority Olympic game, Oppression Olympics, that we have to play.
And then... By the way, in Minority Olympics, the blacks always win.
They do, yes.
In actual Olympics, I should say.
In Minority Olympics, the trans win.
But in actual Olympics... Oppression Olympics, on the other hand... So it's just bet on the black guy.
Yeah, exactly.
Unless it's World's Strongest Man, then it's Iceland.
But then they do the school thing and they go, oh well they must know best.
Of course we don't want just Asians to go this way, we need diversity.
Not diversity of thought, diversity of skin color.
That's what they want.
I understand your point, Nick, but here's the thing.
I think this is the unwritten agreement between former Vice President Biden and his voter base is going, you know that I don't really mean this, but I have to appeal to the middle enough to win an election.
Whereas again, with Donald Trump or DeSantis or whoever the nominee is, they have to make sure that their base trusts them.
Would you vote for a Republican like a Lindsey Graham or a Mitch McConnell?
You probably wouldn't vote.
Not when the guy has no chin.
Yes, exactly.
And Lindsey Graham, yeah.
That goes back to Harlan Williams.
Everybody goes, I have no chin!
If I drool, it goes straight down to my underpants!
Straight down to my underpants!
Here's my favorite joke, he goes, I like to cook.
Recently I bought a five pound beef tongue and I cooked it in vegetable oil.
You know what I call that dish?
Lick my greasy ass!
That's the joke!
That's the joke!
No, I think that they have to appeal to this sort of middle ground, whereas conservatives have to appeal to the base to some degree.
And you can comment below if you think that I'm wrong.
I think Nick brings up a valid point.
I just see the world...
Similarly but differently.
I'm probably, you know, more angry beneath the surface than Nick, but his is there for all to see, which is fun.
So here's the truth as well.
Another truth, right?
We just talked about the Harvard case.
Biden invited this, of course, black shooting victim Ralph Yarle to the White House.
Not invited.
Six-year-old Kinsley White.
White girl who was shot for trying to retrieve a basketball.
So, you have the empirical as a matter of policy.
Of course, he supports equity.
And I've been very clear about this.
You can either support equality or equity.
You cannot support both!
Equality means equality of opportunity.
Equity means ensured outcomes, which has to forbid equal opportunity for certain groups like Asians and Harvard.
Yes, exactly.
And people that have the last name White and happen to also be White.
The problem there with that last one, though, is that it was a black man who shot Her father, her, and I think one other person was hit by some kind of a fragment in their family as well.
This person was shot by a black man.
No headlines.
Black man shoots white girl.
But in the previous story, white man shoots black guy.
They didn't want to draw attention to it, and they wanted to paint it.
Well, white man shoots black guy.
It's a novelty.
So they like it in the media.
It's a statistical novelty.
Let's be honest here as far as interracial crime.
I mean, I know the DOJ stopped recording the victims of the crimes of perpetrators, or at least they stopped recording interracial crime statistics.
The perpetrator or the victim, but not both.
They used to register them accurately.
So there's a novelty of, you know, of a white man shooting a black man.
Despite what you believe, it's actually not nearly as common.
Here's another claim in Biden's wonderful rambling video that Republicans want to control women's bodies.
He wants to control the water temperature.
Ah, they're right there.
He wants to control the water temperature for girls in the showers.
I like it cold!
Remember that?
When Ashley Biden wrote about it in her diary?
And they said, this isn't real.
And then they decided to raid James O'Keefe going, okay, all right, but it's real, but you stole it.
And he's like, I didn't steal it.
Like, well, the story's passed.
Wait, did she shower with her dad, the former vice president?
Yeah.
Yes.
Oh, is that a serious question?
Yes.
So, his claim is that Republicans want to control women's bodies.
Here's the truth.
Dobbs versus Jackson, the most egregious example that they want to give you ever.
The Supreme Court decision, it returned abortion to the states.
Women are still free to abort a baby in a majority of states.
And then other states that think, you know, if a baby is viable, for example, or if unlike Virginia, they don't believe up until and including birth or after birth period, they're free to implement the laws that they want to.
And just so you know that this is true, you can see their rhetoric where now they have abortion tourism.
So they know that there are states that have radically pro-abortion laws, and people are leaving their state to go get abortions performed in those states, which of course they want to subsidize on the left.
So their arguments hold no water when you see their own arguments that they make, depending on the audience at any given time.
I think you said, uh, you meant to say that we are depriving people of health care, Stephen.
Yes!
Yes.
That's, that's the commonly used... I was way off!
Yeah.
I apologize.
You guys can admonish me.
We're depriving women of health care.
Yes.
It's science.
Because I saw Nick just standing out front of the clinic just slapping insulin needles out of a beast bitch's hand just like, get out of here!
Health care.
Nothing more healthy than sticking a coat hanger in a kid's eye socket.
That's an anti-abortion joke.
Relax over there.
I paint pictures.
It's the new women's gym.
It's curved hangers.
Wow.
Come on.
Jenny clump themselves.
So here's another claim.
Weight removers.
We can go all day.
Here's another claim that Republicans want to tell people who they can love, which is I know so stupid.
I know a lot of you are angry that I'm addressing it.
And I want to kick my own ass, but I kind of have to, because he said it.
He started it.
So, again, does anyone actually believe this?
Do you actually believe that Republicans want to tell people who they can love?
Even if you could go back to the most homophobic redneck who didn't think that queers should get married and you guys all wanted to label him hateful, he doesn't care who they love!
Yeah, Elton John believed in civil unions because he said marriage is for boring heterosexual peoples.
There is no Republican who wants to tell you who you can love.
Some of them think it's gross!
Here's the truth.
Biden is, I'm guessing, referring to a Florida bill that prevents, you know, the Don't Say Gay Bill, which, by the way, appears nowhere in that bill.
Correct.
It just says that you cannot teach hypersexualized issues, right?
Here's the actual wording.
Instruction from the classroom by school or personnel or third parties on sexual orientation or gender identity may not occur in kindergarten through grade three or in a manner that is not that age appropriate.
To 8-year-olds.
Exactly.
That's going too far.
How about to 21?
Yeah, exactly.
We all knew about our sex lives.
Can you tell me how you plowed your partner over the weekend?
Yeah, exactly.
How's it going?
I did it in a sandbox.
I will remember our second grade teacher panning out dick pics with the stencils.
How in the world can you fight for something like this and not be viewed as a despicable person or pedophile?
Like how can you be like, well no, kindergarten kids need to be able to hear about the sex lives of their teachers.
I feel like I've been tossing to you, the viewer, too much today, but I would really love to see a comment below.
Don't you think former Vice President Joe Biden's a pedophile?
Like, come on, in your heart of hearts, don't you think he's an actual pedophile?
Well, sniffing for Pert or Herbal Essence.
Pert plus kids!
No more tears!
Not what I'm through with you!
That's a big yes.
I think everyone thinks so.
It's enough that if he was doing with your kids what he does with other people's kids, you'd want to kick his ass.
And so people say, hey, are they coming for you?
Well, maybe not everyone's coming for my kids.
Just the former Vice President Joe Biden.
I have to lock up the shower.
And by the way, the Biden administration is, just to be clear, in a contrast to that, forcing a notably LGBTQAI agenda on America by appointing LGBTQ activists.
And not because they are, but actually in spite of the fact that they are supremely underqualified and have a long and storied history of being bad at their jobs.
He also, by the way, told Dylan Mulvaney, the person responsible for Bud Light sales tanking, that not transitioning kids is immoral.
I think that it's really important that we continue to speak out about the basic fundamental rights of all human beings.
And the idea, the idea that what's going on, you know, in some states, I won't get into the politics of it, but in some states, it's just, it's outrageous.
And I think it's immoral.
The trans part's not immoral.
What they're trying to do to trans persons is immoral.
And what he means by try to do is parental rights where you have the right to prevent your six,
seven, eight-year-old child from permanently rendering themselves infertile.
Okay, that means that we're still live on Rumble because I just slipped up because I was watching
that and I don't know how to even... Mr. Burns and the cornfield.
That's what that looks like right there.
It's funny, the dumb button, we actually keep track of when we hit it and it's just like
going down the list now because every time we're on YouTube.
Oh yeah, there's no good...
Why are you watching on YouTube anyway? Go to Rumble. Yeah, head on over to Rumble.
Jeez. Even though there have been, of course, DDoS attacks because of how
massive Rumble has become. So that shows that you guys are doing something right.
Biden is not only a liar and a failed former vice president, no one wants him to run again.
This is from CNN.
70% of Americans.
51% of Democrats.
Holy cow.
Just to be clear.
51% of Democrats?
51% of Democrats don't want him to run again.
Wow.
And he's not gonna.
That's impressive.
You can't get 51% of Democrats to agree on anything outside of castration.
He's not gonna make it.
You don't think he will?
He's going to get up to piss in the middle of the night, trip on something, bust his head on the tub.
I'm telling you.
He is... I'll bet anybody here.
They're going to come up with something.
They're going to come up with something.
I disagree.
I think he probably has one of those tubs that the door opens that they sell on Fox News.
Oh, that's right.
I wanted one of those.
He hover rounds to the Grand Canyon.
I want that and acorn stair lift.
Yes.
You ever come home, shit face, that staircase looks like a Mount Charles.
Yes, exactly.
What the hell is Mount Charles?
It's a club I just played.
It's a bathtub with the door.
Yes!
It looks like someone just came out of that room from Event Horizon.
In Biden's case, it probably looks very much the same.
I lift my leg now to get in the tub.
You see your balls in the mirror?
You look like a great dancer.
You look like Joe Louis.
But if you're lifting your leg, that would mean you have a mirror in the bottom of your tub.
I do!
Who are you, Joe Biden?
Yes!
My niece lives right under me.
Yes, exactly!
I thought there was something odd with the mirrored shoes.
By the way, you know how most people announce their re-election?
Stadium.
A tour.
That's a good point!
A giant crowd of people.
That's a good point!
Biden did a video where they're like, can you just use a lot of what I did say already so I don't have to say it again?
I can't say that many words.
That's a great point.
There's a marathon of Matlock.
Remember his campaign?
There was like four Toyotas out there?
Yeah.
One person each.
I bet you he gets confused when he watches Matlock.
Matlock's in a car chase.
What in holy hell?
Where's Perry Mason?
By the way, smash the Rumble button if you are watching on Rumble because we want as many people to go over there as possible.
No one really wants you on YouTube and at some point we won't be there at all.
Now, here's the other thing.
Before his announcement, Biden made his most, and a lot of times people throw this term around, I mean it.
When I say communist, I mean communist.
A communist statement.
As close to communism as I've ever seen from an American former vice president to date.
Rebecca put a teacher's creed into words when she said, there's no such thing as someone else's child.
No such thing as someone else's child.
Our nation's children are all our children.
There's no such thing as someone else's child.
Well, in their view, it takes a village to raise a child.
And so that's how that's how we deal with it there with former Vice President Biden.
Yeah, they're good.
Good to the draw there to a man with a kid looks happy.
I don't remember the village people having Kony in it.
I don't know what that was.
They expanded.
Kony.
You know what?
Actually, Nick, you made this point yesterday, and so we decided to sort of reiterate it for people who missed yesterday's show.
You were saying, why are they doing this?
Why are they trying to destroy these institutions?
And it starts with destroying the family.
Nuclear family, you're right.
That's the enemy.
Because before, and I've talked about this before, before you have federal government, before you have state government, municipal government, you have self-governance, and that can only happen through the family.
That's why there were laws to encourage families.
That's why there are tax incentives to encourage families, because a strong family unit encourages a moral society, and we fail to have a society that can function without strong family units, and that's why you hear the rhetoric from the left It takes a village, there is no other person's child, and then of course they want the government to take your children away if you don't transition them.
Now, here's something you may not know.
Marx and Engels, they were huge proponents of abolishing the family unit.
That, as a matter of fact, was step number one.
Let me read you a quote, and this one doesn't include the N-word from Karl Marx, like we, you know, he loved using that.
We had to search through a lot of quotes.
Don't make me like him.
He said, on what foundation is the present family, the bourgeois family, based?
On capital, on private gain, in its completely developed forms, the family exists only among the bourgeoisie.
The bourgeois family will vanish as a matter of course when its completement vanishes, and both will vanish with the vanishing of capital.
They wanted no family unit, and you just heard Biden say there's no such thing as someone else's kid.
Actually, there is!
Mine!
Why?
Because you shower with yours when she was reading Teen Beat.
Well, and look, every kind of desperate leader who's trying to completely change society has tried to use this.
So there's kind of these famous stories in Cambodia.
When I was over there, I found out about this.
I had no idea how terrifying the killing fields were.
There was over a million people killed.
Everybody was pushed out of the cities into the countryside.
And what the government actually did, there was a chilling scene in, I think, The Killing Fields, the movie that came out.
It basically showed a kid walking up to a chalkboard.
Sorry, my pants rode up.
You're fine.
People, you can't see.
You have your pants right up when the scene gets in the wrong place.
I'm sorry, go ahead.
Talk about the killing field.
You aren't even on camera!
It's killing my ball field.
There was a chalkboard with stick figures of a family, like two adults and two kids,
but they were all holding hands.
And a child walks up, grabs the eraser, and erases the hand-holding between the parents
and the children, and the state officer starts clapping.
Basically, your loyalty is not to parents.
There is no family.
Your loyalty is to the state.
There is nobody else that you should be loyal to or take direction from.
It's chilling to think about that as parents, that the state tries to make it their job to raise their kids.
It's an important point.
Gerald, that wasn't the Killing Fields, that was Porky's 2.
And they were Cambodia's big Will Smith fans.
Parents just don't understand!
And then he gets slapped.
There's no such thing as someone else's kid.
That was John Wayne Gacy's quote in his yearbook in high school.
And he did it in clown makeup.
So, uh, conclusion here is nobody wants former Vice President Joe Biden to run again.
You can correct me if you think I'm wrong.
His campaign video is inaccurate, verifiably, on almost every single front.
Says he cares about personal freedom.
That's a lie.
Says he stands for democracy.
That's a lie.
Says he wants everyone to be created equally.
That's a lie, especially if you're Asian, if you're white.
He says that Republicans are trying to control women's bodies.
That's not true.
He says Republicans care about who you love.
That's not true.
He wants to control people.
On top of all that, he is openly advocating for communist ideas right out in the open, like you have no parental rights and your children are not your own.
Did I miss anything?
If I did miss anything, comment below.
If I didn't, hit the like button so that the algorithm gets us in front of people who actually may need to see it, but they probably won't anyway, even if you enter in the title.
On YouTube, that is.
On Rumble, they do it.
Oh, on Rumble, it's fun.
On Rumble, you get to actually see what it is that you want.
God, I wish I knew what you guys were talking about.
Killing Fields, something, something, something.
Families.
Hey, this is one you're gonna like.
No, I mean the tech part.
Don Lemon.
Don Lemon, what happened to that bitch?
I guess that's appropriate.
Monkey pots?
No, that's passé.
That's passé.
Is that?
That's already gone?
I think it is.
What's that rash on my balls?
It's very easily avoidable.
If you want monkey pots, you kind of have to make an appointment.
Where?
Stand in line.
Norwegian Techno Music Festival.
Oh, that's right.
That's the only way.
It was like three guys.
Don't you remember Sam Kinison, the bit he got in trouble for?
Yeah, the AIDS thing?
Yeah, the AIDS where he said, yeah, I got in trouble because the last special I said that there aren't any straight people who get AIDS.
People said there are a lot of straight celebrities who get AIDS.
Oh, yeah?
NAME ONE!
And he throws the mic into the crowd.
That was a bit... I think Elton John, that was an award show, wasn't it?
And Elton John was there or some shit.
That's when he became one of my favorite comedians.
Name one!
He threw it out.
Oh!
Oh!
Didn't need the mic for that.
That was him, back then.
Just like Monkeypox.
Although I would like to go back and investigate the Golden Retriever with Monkeypox.
Yeah, the gay couple's Golden Retriever.
Yeah, who also developed a latex allergy.
I'm just saying it seems like where there's smoke, there's... It's like the Monkeypox slogan is, Monkeypox, you really gotta want it.
it. Yeah. I'd say mark it down for a sketch but no one will know what we're talking about
because it hasn't been in the news for six months.
I'm sorry I brought it up.
Remember, they said it was going to be the next big pandemic.
How about shingles, everybody?
Well, some people get it.
Oh, I do.
But it's just funny.
Oh.
Well, I mean, it's funny for the rest of us, not the person who has it.
My friend was pregnant and had shingles.
Well, that's not funny.
Oh, my God.
What was his name?
Somewhere over the Dildo.
Hey, that was you!
Shingles day.
That guy who does that?
I don't know what his name is.
He's like, let me take Somewhere Over the Rainbow and make it, you know... It's a good song!
Yeah, it's good, I don't know, I just don't need to hear it over every graduation after Vitamin C. Okay, so!
Don Lemon.
That bitch, as Nick DiPaolo said.
I will refer to him as a proud, gay, very gay, black man and fake journalist.
He was canned by CNN, but it gets funnier.
Colby, as I'm listening to you talk, I'm looking at our feed here internally, and Don Lemon is now tweeting that he has been informed that he has been terminated by CNN.
Did anyone see this one coming?
Look, he's waiting for the... Wow.
Well, I knew that... You don't know shit, we just told you, Colby.
That's stunning.
Imagine the guy, the gay clerk in, was it Bloomingdale's Moscow in the Hudson?
Oh my god, he's defecting!
I really wish she would have said that to him.
You don't know Colby, I just told you.
I got that from Uncle Junior on the surprise.
So here's the thing, the way it was handled was of course the only way it could be, which
was catty back and forth.
So CNN issued a statement saying, we wish him well, we'll be cheering him on in his
future endeavors.
And then Don Lemon immediately had his own statement afterwards, and he's like, I'm stunned.
After 17 years at CNN, I would have thought that someone in management would have had
the decency to tell me directly.
So then CNN was like, yeah, go screw yourself.
His statement this morning was inaccurate.
And so you, you know, take, take a hike, you silly, you silly, generically, ethnically ambiguous homo.
That's what they said.
And I don't, I don't know why they said it.
Lying bitch even on the, going out the door, still lying.
I know.
He was one, like the view was saying, that's a little too much.
It's just, it's going to get too catty.
You say my impressions are good?
That's a cat!
I was doing that one since 5th grade.
That's perfect.
Spot on.
Big cat and dog fight.
That is absolutely perfect.
That's how I passed English.
My teacher loved that shit.
So Don Lemon hurts CNN's numbers at primetime.
They move him to morning.
He's the Dylan Mulvaney of CNN.
Only gayer.
That's what he is!
You're absolutely right.
They're just, they can't, they're like, well, we just can't keep hemorrhaging viewers.
I mean, they were moving this guy around, and now it's the same thing with Anderson Cooper.
After 17 years of sucking, see I had a primetime show that almost failed so they put me in the morning and after a while they actually took me off of that because I hurt terrible morning numbers!
How did you possibly see it coming, Don?
What do you think made you do so poorly?
Well I make Anderson Cooper look like Jimmy the Greek.
Did you ever meet Anderson Cooper?
Uh, just in a bathhouse.
Yes, well, so did Fauci.
I have not.
You can fit him in your back pocket.
He is so tiny.
He's that tiny?
How about the front pocket?
I mean, that's where he'd prefer, but you know, I set boundaries.
Is he tiny, too?
He's really tiny.
Yeah, he's absolutely tiny, and anyway, this isn't going to go anywhere, but the point is they suck.
Laura Vanderbilt was 6'3", 260, wasn't she?
I have no idea.
That sounds correct.
That's his mom.
That's true, right?
Don't get me started on the Sarah Lee fortune.
Don's firing, and this is going to bring us to Tucker Carlson, which you're probably more interested in, but the sort of, I guess I would say, odd timing, coincidental timing.
And look, let me be clear about this.
I'm not reveling in the fact that Don Lemon's career isn't going well.
I actually like having these people when Chris Cuomo was on air, Brian Stelter.
Because I think it's important for people to see all points of view.
And what I don't want to have happen is all of this sort of merge into a fake, you know, unbiased middle ground of news, which we know not to be true.
Let your freak flag fly.
Let everybody see it.
But in any event, we're sad to see Don Lemon leave.
And the least that we could do is honor him, of course, with his very own time to close.
Nothing but the utmost respect for my friends at ABC and other things.
Well, for me, an automatic weapon is something that you can shoot off a number of rounds.
That was good, sorry.
You know, there are ways not to perform oral sex if you want to do it.
I'm not a partisan.
I know people think that I'm some liberal Democrat.
I'm not.
I say that the biggest terror threat in this country comes from radicals on the far right.
I'm the smartest man on television.
Time to close.
Endings and beginnings are ending and beginning now.
I should probably drink a lot more than I do.
He has his hand in his pants rubbing himself aggressively and he shoves his two fingers up underneath my mustache, thrusts my head back.
Whatever ethnicity you are, explaining to me what it's like to be black.
Whatever ethnicity I am, I'll tell you what I am.
I'm an Indian-American.
What are we, in junior high school?
What the hell?
What is this?
Prime, Nikki Haley isn't in her prime.
Sorry.
When a woman is considered to be in her prime in her twenties and thirties and maybe forties.
What are you talking about?
Wait.
That's not according to me.
Hang on, please.
I cannot keep a thought if you guys are talking in my ear.
So, hang on one second.
So to say that black people, say what you said again?
I never watched Don Lemon, who I once called the dumbest man on television.
Bad reporting.
That need to be answered from real journalists.
I shouldn't say that.
I know that it's time for things to close.
I know that it's time for things to close I know that it's time for things to close
Why's his head shot the Pee Wee Herman post?
Yeah, I didn't know he was Muslim.
That's right, it's Farrakhan.
You said the word of the day, Jews!
I bet you they're going to find him in a dirty theater somewhere.
That guy got a bad rap.
That really wasn't fair.
He was in a dirty theater, Paul Rubens, and it's like, okay, that's not that big of a deal.
I mean, it's a little bit of a big deal, but it's kind of, that's where you go to do that kind of thing?
I take it over Blippi.
Where should he have been?
The Low Centerplex?
Studio 3?
Well, Frozen 2 came up?
Well, Elsa.
So this moves us to Tucker Carlson.
We covered this yesterday where it broke and we were all kind of surprised as to when this broke there wasn't a lot of information and I think we actually have a clip of us reacting yesterday live to when it happened but now there are some some updates and I think it's part of a larger picture.
We have breaking news right now.
Fox News and Tucker Carlson are going to part ways.
What?!
Get out of here!
Tucker Carlson's gonna leave Fox News?
Yep.
Not just like the crappy streaming service Fox Nation, but actually Fox News?
Not just Fox Nation, but like the actual show?
Fox News Media and Tucker Carlson have agreed to part ways.
Mr. Carlson's last program was on Friday, April 21st.
So it's done.
He's going to political.
I don't even know why that's funny.
He's just a little sniper.
We scooped CNN by like five minutes.
Yeah, I know.
How does that even happen?
You would think they'd have people who were interested.
So here's what we know now, okay?
So the Los Angeles Times reports, and that doesn't really mean that it's necessarily true, but I'm just letting you know, that Carlson was pushed out by Rupert Murdoch.
So we have an overlay there from all the references that are available at loudmouthcrowder.com.
The firing, they say, is related to a discrimination lawsuit by Carlson's former booking producer, and Murdoch reportedly was uncomfortable with Carlson's January 6th reporting.
Now let me be clear about this.
Whether you like Tucker or you don't, this is one thing where All conservatives should be supporting him.
The fact that he had the balls to cover... I mean, we did it long, long before that, of course, ongoing.
We did a full stream on January 6th.
But we knew there was a third rail for media.
We accepted the strikes on YouTube.
So for someone like Tucker Carlson to... I know that he was up against it at the News Corp offices.
And I have an immense amount of respect for that guy's clanging pendulous balls.
So this is a quote from the LA Times.
It says, Murdoch was also said to be concerned over Carlson's coverage of the Jan 6, 2021 insurrection, this is what they say, insurrection, at the US Capitol in which the host has promoted the conspiracy theory that it was provoked by government agents.
I don't know, how do you say conspiracy theory when it's half of the kidnappers in the Whitmer plot?
When they admitted that there were government agents there, that not only were there federal agents, there were federal agents not just entrapping, committing crimes breaking through the barricade.
Now we don't know how many of them were government agents.
We don't know if Ray Epps was a government agent.
It's now a matter of record and there is no doubt that there were government agents there on January 6th and they were actively committing the crime of trespassing.
Period.
This is the problem with legacy media.
If Murdoch and News Corp has a problem with Tucker going with that, that means that they will not allow people to step out of line with opinions they don't like.
This is not a matter of debate.
It's a matter of public record.
Yeah, and everybody was asking the question about Epps.
Everybody was talking about, like, what's going on with this guy here?
We have footage of him.
We even covered it.
We had footage of him.
Saying, hey, we're gonna go start the Capitol!
And they're like, FED!
FED!
FED!
They were calling about the day before.
So it wasn't like media started that.
It was people there that started it and we just reported on it.
And he got charged with nothing.
Right.
Jesus.
I mean, how much... I want to be on the FBI's most wanted list one day and not the next or something.
Yes.
Yeah.
They cleared him out for three seconds.
Well, you hear the story now.
He's like, I was just a Trump supporter.
Who was there like, okay.
Sure you were.
Right.
Yeah.
That's why you were on Most Wanted, you disappeared, you ran away.
Now, I don't know, Ray Epps, but here's the thing.
We don't even need to get into that.
There were other federal agents, period.
It has been widely acknowledged.
We just don't know how many, and we know that they were committing the crimes of trespassing.
You know who we know did not commit trespassing?
Was the QAnon shaman, who, by the way, was likely freed because of some of the public pressure from Tucker Carlson.
So when people say, oh, what are you doing?
You're just talking.
Hey, I don't know if you know this.
Tucker Carlson covering that?
That probably helped that guy who was being held in a violation of his rights.
Probably helped him get out.
Yes.
Saved him years behind bars.
There's importance behind words.
It's not just about when it comes time to shooting for people who live out that fantasy.
It's not just red dawn.
Guess what?
Shining a light on something, the one thing that these people hate more than anything, meaning the left, meaning the media, political, entertainment, industrial complex, is sunlight.
Tucker did that in a lot of ways.
By the way, Fox, they lost $930 million in market value after announcing Tucker's departure.
If I'm not mistaken, is that the number?
Yeah, they rebounded slightly after that, but yeah, there was a huge dip on the announcement.
Or as Bud Light calls it, a good day.
That's all you lost?
Sadly, CNN actually lost their final 23 viewers at the Provincetown Airport.
So they're both, they're all feeling the sting.
Stock went up 200 million.
Don Lemon took a powder, bitch.
Anyways.
Were you about to say something, Nick?
I just did.
No, go ahead.
There's so many terrible shows and no one to see it.
I know, I know.
What are they talking right now on CNN?
They're talking about DeSantis.
Potential candidates for president.
Do they not know how to dress this broad?
Honestly?
What do you mean?
It's perfect.
She's got a men's suit on with a 48-inch neck.
Looks like Paul Stanley.
You're gonna like the way you look.
Well, I'm lying.
Wear a warehouse.
She walks in.
Can we direct you to our Bam Bam Bigelow section?
No, you prefer Jimmy Superfoot Snooker?
So here's the thing, Tucker also has, and this is going to bring us afterwards to curious coincidences, but Tucker's firing has leftists, like AOC, And this is why we say, like, I'm not... Don Lemon was fired because his ratings were bad.
Let's understand the difference here, right?
Don Lemon's ratings were terrible no matter where he went.
Primetime?
Bad.
Morning?
Bad.
He was ratings cancer.
Tucker brought in record ratings.
He did incredibly well.
The issue is the boycotting from giant leftist corporations.
So, there's a huge difference between the market determining that your show is not successful and deliberately trying to remove someone simply because they have points of view that you dislike.
That's why it's, I don't want to say unsettling, it's expected, but of course it's aggravating to people like AOC, giddy with excitement at the idea of corporate censorship.
Tucker Carlson is out at Fox News.
Couldn't have happened to a better guy.
Liar whore!
Liar whore and you know it!
What I will say though is...
Well, I'm very glad that the person that is arguably responsible for the... Give me a margarita.
Some of the largest, driving some of the most amounts of death threats and violent threats, not just to my office, but to plenty of people across the country.
Like the pipe bomb that was never placed in the office you were never in?
I also feel like... She was six buildings away, though.
I mean, for the cutscene at the end of a Marvel movie, after all the credits have rolled, and then you see, like, the villain's, like, hand Re-emerge out to grip over, like, the end of a building or something.
Are you a throat?
But, de-platforming works.
And it is important.
Eyes on the road, bitch!
There you go.
She's driving right now.
Good things can happen.
Oh no, come on.
She has a chauffeur.
She appears as though she's one of the plebs.
She's driving with her paws.
Her hind legs.
Her hooves.
Her hooves.
Thank you, hooves.
You guys are all on the ball today.
De-platforming works.
There you go!
This is what they want.
To be clear, I don't want deplatforming of anyone that I disagree with.
I want you to see the different points of view and let the cards fall where they may.
They want people to be removed and then they never debate the ideas.
And by the way, AOC, the danger here is, even though she can do it, she's already inspiring young leftists across the country with now many others calling for deplatforming, including other people on TikTok and of course directing it at prominent right-wing figures.
So I'm sure y'all have seen Boss Babe's AOC's new Instagram story, and I just want to hop on here and say that she is completely right.
Deplatforming works, and I think it's time we start using our feminine voices to inspire real change in this world.
And if I'm being honest, I don't really know who Tucker Carlson is, nor do I really care, but his 1995 Tommy Hilfiger look?
Tacky AF!
So I think it's a good thing that he's gone.
Anyways, I don't think we should stop with him.
I think our next target needs to be Elon Musk for three reasons.
One, because he's white.
Gross.
Two, he's from Africa and they're like really poor there.
And three, his cars don't even work.
I tried filling up my Tesla Roadster the other day and I couldn't even find the gas hole.
So I just poured it on the engine because like what else am I supposed to do?
So, I started a new hashtag.
Hashtag NoMoreAfricans so we can get him impeached from being the President of the Senate.
Anyways, until next time, bye!
And by the way, keep your compliments in the chat.
And to Nick, keep them tasteful because we understand how adorable Riley is.
Okay.
We're very protective of our ladies here.
Nick said gas hole.
I don't want to hear it.
There's no lefty that looks like that.
No, exactly.
I saw no five o'clock shadow, no giant forehead.
She must be a new lefty.
Yeah, she is.
She's from the new left.
Well, she made three lefts and so she's back, right?
There you go.
I think that's how it works.
I don't know.
I had a remote control car.
So here's the thing.
If Tucker's exit seems a little fishy, and we don't have all the information, you're not alone.
And that brings us to, I want to kind of walk through the other instances that have been very similar to this, because the leftists say that deplatforming works.
It's time for Curious Coincidences.
Oh, it's the worst time to come back from the stinger because it's like I have a chest
I have a chest burp that isn't quite there yet.
But when it is, I'll just hit the button.
So, let's go through... Have you noticed this, Nick, like the kind of pattern here of conservative commentators and figures who've been getting deplatformed or attacked at an increasing rate the last two months?
Yeah, it lends more credence to my theory that there's ten people in a room.
Yeah.
Eight of them are trans, one is gay, and one's a Puerto Rican with a full headdress.
I don't know why they have to be Puerto Rican.
They could be Dominican.
I'm just saying.
Could be Dominican.
This is definitely a global movement.
I'm nervous about Tucker not being there.
But could you acknowledge that they could be Dominican?
It's possible.
It doesn't have to be Puerto Rican.
It could be Dominican.
They're busy doing other stuff.
I'm just saying it could be.
I just don't want to be admonished.
It could be Puerto Rican.
It could be Dominican.
I don't know.
I say Dominican.
So, coincidence number one.
Okay, we have Tucker.
He was fired.
But this comes right after, less than a week I guess, after Fox parted ways with Dan Bongino.
Now, I know Dan Bongino said, hey, no ill will, and that's likely true, but it also doesn't really seem to make a lot of sense.
Dan Bongino, for people, whether you like him or don't like him, he's a consistent conservative.
He's been a friend of the show.
The guy absolutely has a backbone.
He's willing to say things that, by the way, certainly would ruffle some feathers from sort of the milquetoast people on the right.
So I don't necessarily—it's a pattern that you're seeing with Fox.
He's got a pretty good following, too, as opposed to some of the other, you know— He's here on Rumble, actually, right now.
If you're right there, I'm sure there's probably a link.
You can watch him on Rumble, because I think he was removed from YouTube not long ago.
Well, and understanding that he needed another place to be able to go, it's like, there you go.
Absolutely.
Isn't it Murdoch?
I'm sorry.
No, no, go ahead.
Isn't it Murdoch's kid who's the problem?
I blame it on the younger brass.
I don't know.
I mean... Suzanne Scott.
Get... Yeah.
Put a fella in there.
I have to be careful, because... Put a fella in there.
I was there for four and a half years.
You what?
Like I said, she's a good broad.
Go ahead.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There you go.
And he's terrific, too.
No, the thing is... What am I, an ABC?
No, I just said, you know, I don't want to get sued.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't want to get sued, but... I didn't go over your briefs before.
Whatever you just said.
Yeah, so...
For culpable deniability, I didn't listen to what Nick says.
I never did.
I don't know what's going on.
So I said yes, not knowing.
Coincidence number two.
Look, Matt Walsh was hacked last week, in case you don't know that.
Which, look, again, this is not about who you personally like or dislike.
I know there are a lot of conservatives who like Matt Walsh.
Most do.
I know there are a lot of people who he rubs in the wrong way.
It doesn't matter.
You shouldn't revel in the hacking and leaking of private information.
This is a concerted effort and a violation of privacy.
It's a crime.
Okay, let's also go to coincidence number three.
We have James O'Keefe.
was forced out from Project Veritas at the end of February.
And here's the thing, if you look at it, again, whether you like James O'Keefe or not, the worst thing it seems like he did was he maybe took someone's sandwich from the fridge.
Well, and he had the audacity to use a private plane to go raise millions of dollars from donors.
Asshole!
So he could make the trip possible.
Yeah.
Come on!
So this is what happens with the personalities who you have.
Right.
You have four there, or three, that we have.
Well, you're actually missing one.
You?
Oh, myself?
Yeah, this has been happening for a long time.
Maybe it's because it's happened for the last five, six years.
Yeah, no, all the leaks, they always happen coincidentally.
Oh, you're forgetting another one.
Pat Robertson, they're pushing on him.
He can light press 1,100 pounds.
What?
Oh yeah, someone bring up, uh, Control Room, bring up that overlay where he's like, I like press, uh, 1,100 pounds, and he has knee wraps, he has wrist straps, and he's putting his hands on his legs, he's like, ugh, for Jesus!
That's true, he said he could only do 850, then Jesus came into life right up to... Exactly, he turned his water into pre-workout.
Jesus is a power.
Jesus gave me a spot!
For recovery, his final miracle, the never-ending pasta bowl at Olive Garden.
Old people love Bob Evans at Olive Garden.
Blue plate special, baby.
Tucker Bongino, although that wasn't really a hack, obviously.
Matt Walsh hacked.
James O'Keefe ousted.
You.
Yeah, and then you have a coincidence number four.
Tucker's firing, by the way.
It also comes immediately after Fox settled this lawsuit with Dominion.
Something else you may not know, coincidence number five, Rumble has been under relentless DDoS attacks since we've gone over.
And this is what happens, rather than covering the numbers, rather than covering what actually happens, you know, this monumental shift.
Notice you don't really see it at places like Media Matters or Daily Beast.
What happens is there are attacks behind the scenes, like yesterday where the view counter was like Ed Rooney's attendance computer.
So here's the beauty of Rumble though, they understand this and they're building it out so they are dependent on no one else.
That just takes more time.
But they have been subject to relentless DDoS attacks.
Hopefully today, this is still up there right now.
If you're watching, hit the Rumble button and let them know that you love them.
Comment on Rumble because it happens at least once a week where there's a concerted effort.
All of this at one time.
At what point do you say, hey, this is a coincidence when the left, like AOC, these people are saying, hey, deplatforming really works.
One side demands transparency.
One side precludes it.
Yeah.
And you know what the guys over there, so I was on the phone with them a lot yesterday and Chris and his team of engineers, they basically just work around the clock to get these things fixed.
So thank you guys for the work you're doing, because look, it's hard to set this up.
It's not hard because you have to compete.
That's hard enough, right?
It's not hard because the game's not fair.
That's hard enough, right?
It's not hard because the government's all against you and they want you to lose.
It's hard because when you start to win, other people start to try to take you down.
Not competing fairly, by attacking you behind the scenes, by making your tech hard, by making your life hard.
So thanks for all the work, guys.
We really do appreciate it.
And by the way, this is something that's very common.
I was speaking with a lawyer who has represented some of the biggest clients in Hollywood.
The most common thing, let me ask you this, if you're watching, like Matt Walsh, okay?
My heart really goes out to the guy.
Does anyone out there, does anyone out there, would you want every single one of your private texts or emails or search history to be available to the public?
No.
Think about that.
That doesn't mean you're doing anything illegal.
No!
But don't you... No, no, guys, no!
I mean, you know, it's a violation of your privacy.
There are people, so there was a celebrity, an A-list female star, this is a story that was related I don't know.
You're probably like, we're in Deborah Winger territory until like two years in.
We bet on the wrong person.
She's no Annette Bening.
So this is a top star.
Someone broke into this person's house.
This is pre-internet.
Stole nude pictures.
Stole nude pictures of this woman and was going to reveal them to the public.
Now here's the thing.
That's a crime.
But the person who did this was so confident that this celebrity would rather forego the embarrassment of nude pictures being released that she would settle rather than prosecute the crime.
This happens all the time.
Shakedowns of people in positions of power, certainly public positions, happen all the time.
And I think that Matt Walsh was smart, by the way, to say, I was hacked, because you know what they were going to try and do.
I think that Tucker Carlson saying, hey, look, this is what's going on, it removes a lot of those teeth.
But you just need to know that that's what happens all the time in Rumble.
Basically being held hostage by, hey, if you're too successful, we're going to keep DDoSing attacking you.
DDoS, help me out.
Denial of service tactics, where they overload servers, they hack in behind... It's kind of an umbrella term.
Point is, they're being hacked.
They get that at a restaurant.
Yeah, Bob Evans.
The early bird special, where you can go, you can get a stack of pancakes, and hear the n-word relentlessly around you.
Really?
Yeah, Bob Evans.
You got the address?
Only until 10 a.m., though.
Then they outlaw the n-word after that.
Yes, that's true.
Well, no, it's just said in code.
But they're too loud, so they don't say it in code.
They still just say it.
By the way, can I admonish you really quickly?
Can we get an admonishment coming?
What happened?
Pat Robertson actually leg-pressed 2,000 pounds.
Oh my word.
Do we have the video or the picture?
I don't know if we have an overlay or something, Hootie?
Nothing?
Where were you guys going with this one?
You don't have your microphone anywhere near you.
Hootie, do you have the picture?
Have you done this before?
Yeah, we have a picture here.
Did Pat Robertson leg-press 2,000 pounds?
This is an article written in 2006.
According to the CBM website, Robertson worked his way up lifting a ton with the help of this picture.
I don't care what some article says.
Do we have a picture of the old man breaking his hip?
So we have this as well.
When he was 73.
Oh, okay.
So, 40 years ago?
Okay, here we go.
Here we go.
Ladies and gentlemen, of this extraordinary... Well, there it is.
This is... You can see that it was a monstrous amount of weight on that thing.
But you measured the 2,000.
You measured the 2,000.
I did.
His range of movement was like a half inch.
I guarantee you that he did it.
He took his miracle water and, you know, it worked.
Why do you need that?
By the way, a leg press is not a real lift, okay?
If you can lift 2,000 pounds, I might as well lift it with a forklift.
I'm the strongest man in the world.
Yeah, exactly.
He also shit himself.
They don't show that quickly.
Exactly.
This is one big glorified guerrilla campaign, but it depends.
He had the opportunity.
God was listening closely.
I know God hears us all.
Don't get me wrong here, but God was listening closely enough to Pat Robertson that he used it on lifting 2,000 pounds!
You couldn't save some juice!
The Lord helped me leg press 2,000 pounds, then he parted my red cheeks!
Never mind, it's still funny.
Still funny. I'm 98, it's still funny.
I mean, come on.
All right, you guys can comment below.
This has been Curious Coincidences.
Thanks for watching.
In all seriousness, you've done a lot of radio for a long time.
Have you ever seen anyone better with a soundboard than Yakuza?
Absolutely who?
Yakuza?
I don't see it.
He has tattoos like he's in a Japanese movie.
But with a soundboard?
He's unbelievable.
He's like the keyboardist for the Monkees.
They faked it, the Monkees.
That was my point.
You know what's funny?
It's unbelievable.
Oh, I didn't know.
Sorry.
No, he's right on the money.
I just pulled a Gerald and ruined your joke.
I apologize.
No, no, no.
No, you didn't.
You know the Monkees?
Yes.
They used to have Jimi Hendrix open for them.
Please tell me you made that up.
I guarantee you I did not make that up.
Come on.
Imagine this pride-swallowing siege that must have been for Hendrix.
What do you think?
He killed himself.
He was having flashbacks.
It's back to curious coincidences.
Yeah, when he took acid, he had flashbacks to Peter Dolan's walking into the shower.
Mike Nesmith.
Mickey Dolenz.
Mickey Dolenz.
Who's Peter?
Peter is... he was in there somehow.
There's some Peter in there.
They're all Peter Puffers, am I right?
What was Mike... you know that.
I know you know this because you're smart.
Mike Nesmith.
What was his mother known for?
What?
Mike Nesmith.
Well, I don't know what his mother was known for.
Inventing whiteout.
Really?
Yes.
Oh, that's racist.
So, let's go.
Considering I made it up.
No, it's true.
It's true.
And Mickey Dollins, that's how I know my career was in a toilet a few years.
Everywhere I went, I was following him.
Oh really?
The weekend before.
You ever been swapped out for Sean Hannity's Freedom Tour for Rich Little?
I heard that.
You just peek behind the curtain and you're like, oh, he's doing Nixon again.
Okay.
Alright, so before we go to Mug Club here, we're going to cover this story.
There's now three gay men.
It's a throuple.
And this is important because we're going to talk about adoption.
Remember, hey, it's just about gay people getting married.
Look behind you, there's a slippery slope.
Hey, gay people should be able to adopt kids just like anyone else.
Well, now they're actually forbidding Christian couples.
From adopting children in certain states.
So let's start with this.
Three gay men.
It's a thruple.
I mean, it's not a new term, but I just don't like using it.
Stupid.
They're looking to be the second one in the United States ready to adopt.
So she's apparently going to labor.
Would the family be able to visit the baby before Monday, or do you want them to hold?
Kagan style!
Thank you.
Fake.
Apparently because they put the baby in velcro velcro and it swaddled.
Oh wow.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Ah!
Shh.
I want love alive.
Could have the power to take over my life.
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby.
Mm.
Mm, that's terrific.
Touching.
So hey, we're going to discuss this.
There's no way we could discuss it on YouTube.
We could on Rumble, but of course, if you're not a member of Mug Club, there's another full 45 minutes to hour of show where Nick can let it rip.
He's got 45 more seconds, Nick.
And you can go to nickdip.com, or is it nicktapaloshow.com or nickdip.com?
That's a good question.
It's both.
Don't ask me.
It's both, where you can go same live.
Nicktapaloshow.com.
The funniest stand-up comedian.
Nicktapaloshow.com.
As far as pure stand-up, it's like I say, if you want to learn how to box, you watch Joe Louis.
If you want to learn how to actually do stand-up properly, you watch Nick DiPaolo.
And people like Louis C.K.
and Bill Burr will tell you the same thing, so it's not just me saying it.
If you are watching on Rumble right now, click the button below.
You just click that button, you get to continue watching.
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