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It's our first day where we're not doing Free Mug Club Month anymore, so you get to watch the rest of the hour show, of course, well, actually only on Mug Club, not necessarily on Rumble.
We have a lot to get to today.
I don't know if you know this, but we're now allowing illegal LGBTQAIP.
We're giving them the right-of-way.
They get the express checkout now as a matter of policy if there are 12 lesbians or less, or sometimes if there's 13 drag queens.
That's what we call the grace drag queen.
Baker's dozen.
And we're exporting the United States.
We're exporting LGBTQAIP degeneracy.
I don't know if you know this right now.
Tried to send it out to Japan and they said, oh, no, no, no, no.
Perversion.
Disgusting.
Yes.
But that's what we want to do!
So, for the first time in American history, I would say there are some things that... Still proud to be American.
You know, remember when Michelle Obama said for the first time in her life when her husband was proud to be... She was proud to be an American when her husband became president?
Yeah.
The reverse of that for me.
For the first time in my adult life, there's some areas... I'm kind of embarrassed.
I don't know if you guys can comment below.
You feel that way?
I'm patriotic for what America was, what it's been since its inception, up until today.
I don't know.
I'm not a big fan of what it is that we're spreading across the globe.
New credit rules for everybody out there.
If you have low credit, you get actually better terms.
So you're welcome.
And AOC wants us to censor everybody who's not AOC.
Fox News, they call for censorship.
They call for removal of Fox News and people who disagree with.
And of course, big tech is complicit.
We're going to talk about a lot of that and more.
I don't know.
God, you guys just sandwiched in a Lizzo thing.
I just saw a Lizzo clip.
It's hard to sandwich that in.
Gerald A, number two.
How are you, sir?
I'm doing well.
How are you?
I'm good.
Yeah, good.
I'm tired.
My son threw a fit because he had to get off the choo-choo at the mall and then it was his first public fit.
Are you not taking him back to said choo-choo?
I did.
I took him twice.
I took him twice.
But I can't afford it three times because I'm a juju.
Well, it's been claimed.
And you know him, you love him.
You hear this, you know who it is.
He is in Oceanfront Resort Hilton in Daytona Beach, Florida.
Also has a roller skating party May 12th.
And then, May 19th and 20th at Hyena's in Dallas, Texas.
So go to nickdip or nickdipaloshow.com where you can go and see all of his tour dates.
I say the funniest man alive on stage.
Nick DiPaolo, how are you, sir?
Very good.
Michelle Obama said that was the first time she was proud of the American write-up.
She was drafted by the Cowboys in the second round.
The balls on that broad.
I loved her in Pumping Iron.
Yeah, they put her under the nickel package.
See, she didn't even have good form.
She didn't even fully extend the tricep extension.
See, when I do it, I do the full extension.
That's a pretty good arm for a TV show host.
Oh, you're far too flattering.
This would never be allowed on TV.
It's a webisode.
Remember when we used to use that term?
Really?
They used to call them webisodes, but now it's just what people watch.
No one watches TV anymore.
Webisode.
Webisode.
It's horrendous.
Yeah, it's silly.
What we do is silly.
Speaking of, I'm just trying to avoid this because we're gonna have to watch this.
I'm sorry, Nick.
Friday Lizzo brought drag queens on stage to her Knoxville concert to protest Tennessee's law.
I don't know if, you know, they're bagging.
They're banning drag shows for minors.
Right.
Which basically seems like, you know, you're banning minors from going to strip clubs.
How dare they?
Good!
So not to be out... compounding the issue.
Adding weight to it.
Yes, giving it weight is here's Lizzo bringing drag queens on the stage and let's just roll it because there's no
other way to I have to put in this off long enough
Music Playing...
Music Playing...
No, that was me.
Nick was there.
Yes.
Notice, I don't know if you noticed.
I caught her jock.
Like a Tom Jones concert and it's a spiked jock.
I just noticed there's not a lot of 70-year-old Lizzo's around.
So, yes, it's beautiful and brave, but you're dying.
She looks, again, not to make another NFL reference, like a lineman called Nate Newton.
That was the purple people eaters.
Unbelievable!
What is she deadlifting?
She doesn't really need a deadlift so much as she just puts hooks on her hands and leans back.
Right away that takes 400 pounds off the bar.
It's a leverage thing, so you have to respect her technique.
And this is a thing.
This is, by the way, before being overturned in the Tennessee federal court, the law banned adult cabaret entertainment where minors might be attending.
So that's what she's protesting, is bringing out a bunch of drag queens to her show to try and talk to them.
Yeah, scantily clad men acting like women is appropriate for children and she feels that she needs to protest.
And do you notice she put all the fat ones right at the front of the line?
Yes.
Are there any of the kind, seriously?
Oh, look at the other drag queens!
The point is at least they did some push-ups.
Thank God you have a small monitor.
I'm going to be using this monitor to monitor my computer.
How dare you be intolerant?
And I think the pendulum's swinging the other way.
How many of you right now say, you know what?
Intolerance and patience, those aren't weaknesses that I'm going to hold as a value anymore.
Yeah.
No, and look, when Taylor Swift goes out and undulates in something that's barely covering her body, I'm like, look, I don't want girls to see that.
Why'd you use Taylor Swift as an example?
I don't think she does that.
She did that at her last one.
Oh, did she, Nick?
Yes.
Can I see footage?
No.
No, it's more Lizzo for you.
Don't finish your Lizzo and you don't get your Taylor Swift.
But that's the thing.
She's not the worst of it.
That's not somebody who we go, oh yeah, of course she does that.
It's like somebody who doesn't necessarily always do that.
And it's kind of like... I wouldn't do that for... She was undulating?
What was she doing?
Shaking off the remainder of her pigment?
How dare you.
But I wouldn't like that for them anyway, so why is it something?
It's at strip clubs. It's that simple.
By the way, I don't know if, in case you're wondering how important it is to LGBTQA, the gay event in Florida, I think it was in Florida, I don't know, there was a Pride event on Friday, it was across the country, but they were cancelled when kids could not be there.
They were like, ah, kids can't be here?
What are we doing this for?
Why are we doing this for?
We can't have sex with chokers on floats if there isn't a six-year-old there?
They're trying to put a pole in every Chuck E. Cheese.
There already is one, Nick.
Yeah, there already is.
I've used it.
But I bring sanitizer, so it's okay.
Chuck E. Cheese is really crappy now, by the way.
I went there recently.
Remember when we were little and had the robot?
I don't remember because I've never been in one of those dumps.
I don't have kids unless I'm trying to pick them up.
Why would I be in there?
Well, thank your lucky stars.
I have a slice, Timmy.
Their pizza's not bad.
It's a live show, by the way, Monday through Friday.
Their pizza is not bad.
It sucks!
Shut up.
How is it really?
I'm curious.
It's not terrible.
It's really not that bad.
You're from Montreal, but how is it really?
Well, Montreal... Okay.
You have good pizza up there.
We do have good pizza up there.
New York and Boston, so no pizza's good to you.
Montreal...
But now there are restaurants releasing Montreal-style pizza, Mike.
There's no such thing.
It's not a style.
We just have pizza.
So I don't understand.
We've gotten off the rails.
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Gay people love to be detained.
Yes.
That's a generalization.
They love to be restrained.
Oh, that's it.
Sorry.
And this was introduced by, what's his name, obviously Cory Booker and Pramila, what's his name?
Jayapal.
Jayapal.
Yeah, exactly.
The bill broadly defines, very broadly, protects what they would call vulnerable persons.
That means under 21, over 60, pregnant women.
I'm surprised I say women and not pregnant persons.
God help us.
Mental, physical disabilities, that makes sense, and then also LGBTQI+.
So these are protected persons who will not be detained at the border, and unsurprising, of course, are the new images now emerging from the border today.
What you see is, I mean, it's a pandemic.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, heaven.
Now we know who to turn away.
And the federal government, they've instituted an LGBT, because you're asking how, how are they, they have a litmus test.
It's a tough chance.
It's whether the migrants know all the words to Tiny Dancer.
They will also accept Step-for-step dance number for either Hamilton or Miss Saigon.
Knowing all the tracks, the show's greatest hits.
Lesbians qualify with proof of purchase from Subaru, Orvis, or played-again softball.
The point is, it's a stupid rule.
Oh, don't worry, Steven, but if you're mentally insane, you also fall into that category.
Exactly!
So, yes.
Yes!
No, no, no, they said it!
They said anybody with a mental illness, we're like, wow, that's a protected person.
We must usher them right in to be a schizophrenic in L.A.
Yes!
Yes, we don't have enough of them.
I'm sorry, I'm not a good cook.
Oh, what is it, a collie?
Yes.
When he claims he's Jesus, they don't ask him to turn water into Colt 45.
Yeah, exactly!
So why do we have to play these games?
Schlitz!
It's his first miracle!
It is a lesser miracle.
Yeah, it's a lesser miracle.
It could have gone with Steel Reserve.
So let's think about this.
Again, are people looking out for you, your representatives, right?
They're supposed to be your representatives.
That's for a constitutional republic.
Okay, so not only do we have open borders, pretty much, but now we have really double super, super extra, double secret borders if you're LGBTQAI+.
And again, we're joking about the fact that litmus tests, how do you know?
You don't think you're going to have some people, you don't think El Chapo's going to put on some lipstick and a wig?
I know.
Right?
We have you, the average American, who is not part of the 0.5% of the population, who has to deal with the economy, who has to deal with skyrocketing crime in major cities.
We have 50 million fentanyl-laced pills, right, that have just made it across the border.
10,000 pounds of powdered fentanyl was seized just last year.
Border encounters have gone up 257% since 2020.
60% of unaccompanied minors are caught by cartels, are forced into child porn, are forced into drug trafficking, sex trafficking.
But instead, the government decides what's most important is to make sure that the backup dancers for Lizzo's drag show Let me ask you, at a certain point is it conspiratorial to say this government wants it to get so bad for you that you react?
That's what it feels like.
It definitely does.
And let's just be clear, I don't want to say the government.
Cory Booker, a clown that happens to be masquerading as a senator right now, is one of the people pushing this.
But here's the thing, it's so in line with the message for the Democrats that I would be surprised if it didn't pass.
Yeah.
It's a joke to us, but it's like, well, this is really stupid, but I guess I gotta sign off.
Also, by the way, if you put Cory Booker and AOC together, you get one good eye.
Which one?
I don't know.
I haven't kept track, and there's a reverse mirror image when I watch it.
It's true.
It seems like the evils just end up shifting your corneas at some point.
I don't know how it works.
You see Satan's penis as well?
Yes!
Good lord, Gerald.
I would say the bigger thing to worry about at the border, you know, as a matter of fact,
we always have the camera, we take you exclusive to what's going on at the border right now.
Where is my house?
It's sad when they get separated.
It's a barbecue at George Lopez's house.
Who I love, by the way.
Plenty of maracas.
It's always fun when they... I particularly like it when he makes jokes about how white people are different from Mexicans.
No, but I honestly, I like... because he hits white people where they deserve to be hit, like naming a kid Cooper and shit like that.
Seriously!
I mean, we have grown a little soft as a race.
Yeah, we absolutely have.
But I'm a Carlos Mencia guy.
See me go right with you?
Disagreeing with the whole shit.
He's to what?
A butt?
Ha!
Son of a... He did the cartoon double take.
He's like, he's the park ranger from Yogi Bear.
Hacks!
So anyways, does that bring us to our next story?
Any more comments on the border?
This is what's happening at the border.
This is an actual matter of policy.
And you have to ask yourself, again, not, what is it that happens within our system?
What would happen if the left had their way completely unfettered?
So, we have open borders and really open for LGBTQAAIP.
No actual commentary there.
No specifications as far as how you gauge exactly what they are.
And now the United States has decided, remember how Superman, it used to be, was it Freedom, Justice, the American Way?
Yes.
Yeah.
Now it's just Cox.
Because this weekend, Tokyo held its annual gay pride parade, which no one cares about in Japan,
and the media desperately wants to make it a huge deal, and then we'll enter the U.S.
Oh no.
Okay.
Is it just me or is it a lot harder to tell who's gay or trans there?
I can't tell if it's a guy dressed up as a woman or a woman.
I'll take the heat for this. I'll take these arrows. Is it just me or is it a lot harder to tell who's gay or trans
there?
That's fair. I can't tell if it's a guy dressed up as a woman or a woman
They all look like they have you know in their eyes What?
I cleaned it up early part of the show.
I see what you were saying.
I like them better when they were Bob and Pearl Harbor.
Yes.
Come on.
What are we doing to the... We're exporting this all over the... They'll do anything we say to jail.
Well this is the thing too.
So Reuters posted that that video was a big deal and then they posted it with a caption.
Cheering, flag-waving crowds gather in Tokyo for the first full pride parade in four years celebrating advances in LGBTQ rights but demanding Japan join other advanced nations in legally recognizing same-sex marriage.
Here's the thing, there are a few fast facts that you need to know.
The Pride Parade in Japan, no one really actually cares about it, okay?
So, in New York, for example, the attendance was 5 million.
Those are the people who are left in that city, who haven't been killed.
And then in Tokyo, it's 10,000.
10,000.
To give you an idea, professional wrestling shows in Japan will regularly fill the Superdome with, you know, 90-something thousand people.
I was about to say, Tokyo, big city still, right?
Big, big city.
10,000, okay.
Yeah, that's a small number for such a large city.
And this is the thing.
They don't care about it.
I think a lot of people lose.
They think that we've been told the United States is the only country that we're so right-wing.
No, no.
We're actually significantly further left than a lot of other countries on social issues.
If you look at our abortion laws even compared to most of Europe.
if you look at the LGBTQ compared to all of Asia and even actually a lot of...
you have to create a... yeah we had to create a law that you can't uh you can't strip in front of a chalet
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
You mean a jailor pervert?
No, it's a law.
A death penalty.
Yeah.
Death penalty.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
You don't, sorry.
Cultural differences.
I don't know.
I don't know.
So the Democrats here in the United States are not only trying to force progressive values.
I don't want to say progressive.
They're trying to force other countries, right?
This is part of the leverage that we use.
So an example, the U.S.
ambassador to Tokyo, Rahm Emanuel, most known for poking people's... Is that right?
Yeah, he's... No idea.
You ever doubted the swamp?
Rahm Emanuel is an ambassador to Tokyo now?
Yeah, exactly.
How's he qualified?
Has this guy ever held private office in his adult life?
He came up with the crisis, right?
Yeah, exactly.
Never let a good crisis go to waste.
Never let a chest in the shower go unpoked.
Remember that?
He was like, you're gonna do what I say.
It's like, this is the problem.
These guys have never been punched in the mouth.
I know.
Somebody bit his finger off.
Yeah, well, you would hope, but that's a sign of pride in Japan.
They're like, oh, a Yakuza?
He's like, no, it was a queer in the shower.
A queer in the shower.
That's the name of my memoir.
It was the name of my high school band, yeah.
I thought it was like reverse psychology to pick up chicks.
Never worked.
So he celebrated this event on Twitter, Rahm Emanuel, saying, Now is the time.
Now is the moment for Japan to be all that Japan can be.
Today was a parade with purpose.
10,000 people, just to be clear.
Very, very small single-digit percentage compared to the United States of America.
With a city of 39.1 million.
Yeah, a little density.
Think about that, for crying out loud.
Geez, you can only muster 10,000?
5,000?
10,000 people?
It's 39 million?
39 million.
It's probably the greater Tokyo area, like right around there.
I don't know for sure.
That seems like a lot of people.
That's what they refer to as the Tokyo Metroplex.
That's the Tokyo Metro.
They have tiny dicks, now we're gonna cut their balls off?
Come on.
Oh, come on, Nick.
Shut up, it's early for me.
Well, it's a lot easier to be in a Lizzo concert.
That's the thing.
It's just, you can't really tell.
Here's the thing, the Japanese responded.
The Japanese responded and they said, Japan isn't America.
They said, Japan is not America.
Japanese are not here to be controlled by Biden administration.
Stop Aziza activist!
Is what someone tweeted out.
How do you know how to do that?
Stop Aziza activist!
How do you know how to do that?
I don't know.
It's a wasted childhood.
And then another tweet was, this is way beyond what we can tolerate.
Now here's the thing.
I don't know if you're history buffs.
Japan, once they get pushed too far, they start pulling some crap.
So I don't really know if we want to be poking this man.
What are they going to do, stop the flow of chopsticks?
Come on.
Again.
I'm sorry, that's China.
No, it's Japanese too, right?
Yeah, it's Japanese.
Wait, I go to sushi places, they have chopsticks?
Yeah, they also have chopsticks.
They eat live frogs too.
Well, I don't have a problem with that.
I love French girls.
So are you Chinese or Japanese?
I don't think that someone has referred to French people as frogs in the better half of 40 years anymore.
I don't give a shit I just did.
I'm bringing hate back.
He's the Timberlake of hate speech.
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This is something that I think all of us can agree.
We're proud to be American.
I've always been proud to be American.
But again, that is changing a little bit because we no longer I guess sort of I should say the focal point is no longer what's made America America.
There's far more focus on LGBTQAIP.
There's far more focus on equity, on browbeating ourselves in a public arena, than there is on actually being proud of our country and what made our country great.
We should be exporting values like democracy, you know, representative constitutional republics.
We should be exporting values like human rights, which the military may or may not have done effectively.
But you can't even argue that that's the attempt at this point.
So to give you an idea, I think we have some clips here.
The United States, like Democrats, they're trying to now rebuild the rest of the world in their own image.
To reinvigorate our leadership on the LGBTQI issues and do it internationally.
You know, we'll ensure diplomacy and foreign assistance are working to promote the rights of those individuals included by combating criminalization and protecting LGBTQ refugees and asylum seekers.
This is our priority?
Think about this.
When people will say you're too far to the right of libertarian, you're a non-interventionist.
Okay.
I'm going to go ahead and get started.
Okay.
you People say there's ten people in a room deciding this.
Eight of them are gay.
One of them is David Geffen.
I don't know who the other guy is.
No, I'm just guessing.
Jerry Nadler's another one sitting on his lap.
It's so specific to die on this hill, I don't understand why.
But it's to bring us to our knees in this country first.
It's a constant assault on the family here.
It's like if you do this and say men and women don't exist, there's no more family, and now government becomes the head of the household.
Yeah, and that's called Marxism last time I checked.
I mean, the nuclear family's the enemy, right?
You're absolutely right, of Marxism, yeah.
So what's the big fucking mystery?
As a matter of fact, if you look at Marxist theory, there are no parental rights.
The idea of parental rights is fascist, and that's a big part of it.
There are no parental rights, there's communal rights.
It takes a village.
That's why your children are being targeted, and now they're at the first step.
So in the country right now, it's to involve children.
In places like Japan, where they clearly won't do that, or places abroad, now they're going through the earlier phase of the rainbow flag, and then it'll be the gay marriage, and then it'll go down.
Did you ever think it would get this far?
slopes covered in astroglide too and kids need to be able to transition or
you'll take the children away from their parents which is what we're seeing in
places like Washington State. Did you ever think it would get this far? Did you
ever think we would get to the point where there are states in the United
States that will remove children from their parents if they don't put them on
puberty lockers or perform a sex change at six, seven, eight years old? Yeah and I
don't think it was by accident that they were carrying Mickey Mouse gay pride
placards in that video that we saw at the very beginning.
But look, you joked around about this, or Nick did.
I preferred them when they were bombing us.
People said, well, oh, we cut off their oil supply and so they felt threatened.
This is far worse than that.
If we're exporting something that will destroy their families, if we're exporting something that will destroy their culture, that is far, far worse.
You know what else?
They have a birth rate problem.
Yeah.
So let's just do this.
Let's do this where people chemically sterilize themselves.
And then let's tell all the rest of them to be gay.
It's like, well, yes, there you go.
Population bomb, you're done.
The country that has used panty vending machines thinks that we're weird.
And they're right.
Yeah.
And by the way, this is reflected here.
You think that we're stronger?
This doesn't work here in the United States because the people who wanted to spread truth, freedom the American way, are military people who joined up.
I'm not saying people at the Pentagon all share these values, but certainly a lot of people joining the forces, right, joining the military.
Well, we've been having a recruiting shortage for a very long time.
Just in 2022, they fell short by 15,000.
Okay, this is a consistent pattern.
Why?
They want police forces, they want the military to be progressive.
Woke petri dishes at this point.
Didn't happen by accident.
Remember when it used to be, the army, be all you can be?
Even in the Army National Guard, those guys for crying out loud used to wear flippers and drink spritzers.
They're considered tough if you look at today's standards.
This was the actual recruiting ad.
Turns out, doesn't appeal to the people who you want joining the military, who basically are looking for a legal right to murder.
This is the recruitment ad.
It begins in California with a little girl raised by two moms.
Although I had a fairly typical childhood, took ballet, played violin, I also marched for equality.
I like to think I've been defending freedom from early ages.
And that mom just crossed the Rio Grande.
And after meeting with an army recruiter, I found it.
A way to prove my inner strength and maybe shatter some stereotypes along the way.
Hey, how about proving your outer strength?
Let's start with pull-ups.
No, no, we changed that.
Yeah, that's right.
You can do a dead hang now.
Which is how they find half of them in the barracks.
Well, 41%.
If I could go back a little, did he say panty vending machines?
He did, yes.
In Japan.
Edible.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
And they think we're weird.
I don't see a problem with that.
I don't so much either, but the point is we used to.
You never know when you're gonna need one.
You can get a clock bar and a nice... Oh my god.
I don't know if they sell clock bars in Japan.
It's a clock bar.
It's a crock bar.
Crossbar.
It's a crock bar.
Oh my god, a dirty panty.
Are they new?
No, they used to be.
I think they got rid of them because it was frowned upon.
It's like Carvana with a...
There you go.
It's a weird, I don't think they were over there.
I didn't see those.
No, they don't exist anymore.
pants break the machine.
You know the big claw they use sometimes?
Yeah.
Oh god.
Yep, yep, there you go.
It's a weird, I don't think they were actually used.
I was over there, I didn't see those.
No, they don't exist anymore.
I don't think that they were actually used because it seems like it would be too easy
to frame someone for murder.
Well, you just have to use them.
Yeah.
I mean, that's why I have a DNA scraper in my pen.
If you guys are always wondering why I stab you guys.
Are you surprised that we have like the LGBT community hasn't thought of that?
Well, I'm sure they probably have.
I'm sure they have them like in their truck stops.
Want to get AIDS?
Yeah, exactly.
No, there is no AIDS anymore.
There's the PrevPill.
Plus there's Monkeypox.
AIDS is last season.
D6, Liberace.
When you hit it, it's just the piano being used as a typewriter.
It was very talented, by the way, Liberace.
Incredibly talented.
Just super gay.
But we were none the wiser.
No clue.
Who could have thought Merv Griffin was straight at that point?
By the way, do you remember this?
This is something I'm constantly reminded of because Republicans, Conservatives were really upset.
I still would be, but I feel this way in reverse.
You heard me kind of touch on it earlier, but for those of you who are kind of new, younger viewers, you may not remember Michelle Obama saying this after her wife became president.
Let me tell you something.
For the first time in my adult lifetime, I'm really proud of my country.
And not just because Barack has done well, but because I think people are hungry for change.
And I'm at this phase.
I mean, we can help.
Don't you feel a little bit embarrassed sometimes to be American now on the international stage?
When we're exporting stuff like that?
No, absolutely.
Like because of the way that we have changed our values.
And if that was in 2016, your husband was president for eight years.
You're finally to the point?
Yeah.
He took eight years to make you proud of your country?
You're sure this country didn't do anything else to make you proud?
I don't know, like end slavery in the entire world as much as we possibly could?
Champion women's rights in the rest of the world?
I don't know, develop an economic system that has been the light of the rest of the world?
The only reason that fascism and communism and Marxism didn't take over the world?
Maybe there's a few things that we've done right?
That's three mistakes.
Yeah, you're splitting nappy hairs now, Gerald.
In your adult life, Michelle?
Do you want to be a victim your whole life?
You're the first lady!
What do you think, Nick?
Am I the only one?
Do you feel that way sometimes, where you see what's going on, what we try and spread, and you go, you know, I'm kind of ashamed of at least a portion of what this country has become?
Yeah, especially with the military aspect, which is more on the international scene.
I don't know what I was watching, but they put up the recruitment of, it was an ad for the Russians?
Yeah, the Russian military in the United States.
Right?
Compared to, yeah, I feel a little, and like you said, flying the rainbow, I don't, I don't, somebody has to explain to me why that's the thing we're using, the cudgel we're using, why the far left is using it to get where they want to go.
I guess it's part of these separate Yeah, it's a family, but it's also clever, because a lot of people don't realize, what is America's, and I mean this, as far as our commodities, what's our biggest export?
Sometimes people think oil.
Yeah, no, it's culture.
It's culture.
For sure.
It's culture.
If you look at films, you look at television shows.
I grew up in Canada, where people used to bitch about the United States, right, because they had an inferiority complex.
And they would go home, use their electricity, use their microwave, turn on their light bulb, maybe watch their television set like Seinfeld, or the Simpsons, and then bitch about America.
The left understands, and Andrew Breitbart talked about this, how everything else is upstream or downstream.
I always forget which way is appropriate from culture.
And now the left says, we are going to export a culture exclusively in our image because it's really hard to be this far off the beam when you're the world's superpower if everyone else isn't on board.
And you know what?
We're disconnected with the rest of the world.
They think we've lost our marbles at this point.
We've gone so far left on the social issues.
We have nothing in common with any of Asia, let alone Japan, with a good portion of Europe.
Think about that.
There's a huge divide taking place, and we're on the wrong side of that, historically.
That's the first time that I can say that in my adult life.
We are on the wrong side of history on this one.
Well, and it weakens us on the international stage right now.
So it's not just about military might, it's about the culture that we're exporting.
If the world at some point says, ah, we hate these guys, they're strong militarily, that's fine, right?
There's not a whole lot they can do about it.
But if it's like, they're destroying our culture.
Now we have to fight.
Now we have to push back.
Now we have to form other alliances, because we don't have a choice.
We're in a corner now.
But it's strengthening us on the Broadway stage.
Yes it is!
And I think that's important.
I think off-Broadway, but the point remains.
Off.
Off.
Yes, exactly.
We have to be self-important pricks.
That's how you know you don't want to talk with someone at a dinner party.
I want to go see this off-Broadway play.
You're like, this is going to be very uninteresting.
Okay, bye!
Someone in a turtleneck, right?
I am born!
Alright, there we go.
Please.
I want to watch the rendition of Boys in the Hood on a stage, but not this.
Iceman Cometh starring Larry Storch.
Oh no!
I hit the cough button.
I just coughed up a lung.
Okay, this also brings us to speaking of cultural exports that we hate and that are laughable, AOC.
Oh yeah, the bitch!
What a waste of tits.
I know, I want to despise Oliver as much, but let's be honest.
When people say, like, oh, she's ugly, guys, come on, you lose your leg to stand on.
No one believes you.
She believes that the government now, and this is a call to action, and again, we'll kind of make the case here so you understand, just the size of the barrel of the gun that you are staring down right now.
They want to export a specific set of cultural values.
They want to import specific people, right?
A specific set of cultural values.
And they want to eliminate your cultural values from the public pool of information and discourse.
Case in point, AOC is now aggressively demanding that the government regulate what you see on air.
And of course, she strawmans the argument.
But let's start.
I believe that when it comes to broadcast television, like Fox News, these are subject to federal law, federal regulation, in terms of what's allowed on air and what isn't.
Okay.
She specifically complains about Tucker and singles him out.
And then I have a question, a genuine, and anyone in here can answer, but I don't think you're going to be able to.
Let's see the clip with her talking about Tucker.
When you look at what Tucker Carlson and some of these other folks on Fox do, it is very, very clearly incitement of violence.
Very clearly incitement of violence.
And that is the line that I think we have to be willing to contend with.
Okay, here's a question for you.
I want you guys to comment.
Anyone, if you're watching right now, comment below.
Can you name me one?
One.
Specific incitement to violence from Tucker Carlson, from this show.
One.
Can anyone think of one?
I'm trying to be fair here.
One.
Do you mean when they say I think...
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That's not a trick question.
I can't think of any.
Can you think of any, Nick?
No.
And I watch them a lot.
I can't think of one.
And here's something that you notice with the left, right?
The accusation, the crime, is very broad.
It's very broad.
There's this incitement to violence, okay?
What specifically?
But the punishment for the crime is specific.
Regulation and removing of hate speech online.
It's total removal.
The accusation, the crime is so broad that it can't be proven.
The punishment is specific that it hurts.
That's not how our legal system works.
And this is the problem with the court of public opinion.
If someone commits a crime, for example, you burn down a Walgreens, I think that you should be charged with arson.
You steal something from a CVS, I don't care if it's $952, it's below the threshold, you should be charged with theft.
Specific crime, specific punishment.
They always have these very broad assertions of the act of violence or crime with very specific damaging Punishments.
You notice that trend?
And then she said, clearly.
Clearly.
Clearly.
And it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.
What you need to say is, legally.
But you can't.
Right.
Legally, that was incitement to violence.
Okay, we can all get on board with that, but there's a definition for that, and there's a process to prove it.
And I'll get to very specific examples of calls to violence from the left, which I believe they should be punished for.
So here's the thing.
The solution is censorship of all platforms.
And by the way, she was talking with Jen Psaki.
Again, we're talking about The Swamp.
She's now a host.
Psaki.
It's there.
It's silent.
There is no silent P. If the P is there, I'm pronouncing it.
I'm sorry.
Well, maybe you and your privileged Americans.
Sorry.
Good.
I'm glad we settled it.
So Jen Psaki, she was working in the administration, then she gets a job.
Just like Stephanopoulos, right?
You look at all these people.
We're talking about the swamp.
You're not just talking about elected officials.
You're talking about unelected people in office, like Fauci.
You're talking about lobbyists, but you're also talking about the entertainment, media, and political-industrial complex.
Alex is so incestuous.
Jen Psaki is qualified to be a host, and I know you see it on the right sometimes too, but these people on the left never.
We just talked about Rahm Emanuel.
He's an ambassador to Japan.
So this is the host with AOC.
But if you don't remember, Jen Psaki specifically called—this was after Joe Rogan, by the way.
Joe Rogan defended himself saying Ivermectin is not just horse dewormer.
That's not accurate.
That's not fair.
And the White House Press Secretary, now a host, who's hosting AOC, nothing wrong there, called for censorship, referring to it as Spotify because she's an idiot, but in case you've forgotten.
Disclaimer, it's a positive step, but we want every platform to continue doing more to call out misinformation and misinformation while also uplifting accurate information.
Our hope is that all major tech platforms and all major news sources, for that matter, be responsible and be vigilant to ensure the American people have access to accurate information on something as significant as COVID-19.
And by the way, in case you've forgotten, the accurate information was banning anyone who said that it could have leaked from a lab, as opposed to a Wuhan market.
When did Conan start transitioning?
I always thought it was weird when she came out and she did the dance.
How could—imagine AOC having the balls—wasn't our Vice President, Ms.
Harris, bailing people out during the riots?
Yeah.
Talking about inciting violence.
Are you shitting me?
Which, by the way, is a complete about-face because when she was working in California, she wanted to keep inmates in prison longer to act as slave labor for the government beyond their sentencing.
She has a real moral compass.
Yeah, and look, she knew at the time that every single one of the tech companies was going to do her bidding.
Compare that to Elon Musk taking over Twitter and now trolling his detractors by giving them a blue checkmark And you're right, they go right to MSNBC after they work.
come out and go, no, I didn't pay the $8. I promise. It's reverse virtue signaling. I know it's fantastic.
It's like the mark of the anti-beast. Yeah. He's like, here's your blue check mark. No,
no, I didn't pay for it. I swear I'm complicit with the government.
And you're right. They, you know, they go right to MSNBC after they work. They,
they use Congress like as a.
?
Things that we don't like.
For example, fight like hell.
Remember Donald Trump said make your voices heard peacefully, patriotically?
But he said you're gonna have to fight like hell.
They said that's a call to violence.
This is the problem with a broad criminal description with very specific penalties.
Let's go to AOC.
Should she be censored for when there were violent protests across this country, calling for more, but more importantly, clapping like she's a cast member in I Am Sam?
Illegitimate!
This decision Illegitimate!
This decision Illegitimate!
Over the streets!
Who claps like that's going to get us out of here?
Come on!
Into the streets!
Can you show that again?
That's not the key point here, but that's not the way a normal person claps.
Can you show us that again?
That's the way a former bartender claps.
Make me a margarita, you dick.
Come on, this is how you clap!
It's like she's afraid she's going to miss her hands.
Illegitimate.
So are your kids.
And by the way, here are the... Oh, come on, I'm sure she's barren.
She doesn't have any kids.
I'm not talking about her.
All the jerk-offs behind her.
Here's the thing, though, too.
Let's go through some specifics, okay?
Has the left called for violence?
Again, can we provide specific examples?
Well, you know what?
Just... I'm glad you asked.
How cold is it?
Yeah, exactly.
I'm glad you asked out there.
I went out with my kids when they talked to Blippi the Clown, who I'd like to crucify.
Literally crucify?
Yes, yes, quite literally would like to crucify.
It's a license to print money children's programming on YouTube and it just makes me angry.
But, so I interact as though you can hear me.
Let's start with calls to violence.
Well, we'll go through media personalities and then politicians and then celebrities.
So let's just start with media personalities like Psaki, though I know she's kind of a hybrid demonic figure.
Our country was started Because this is how the Boston Tea Party.
He's laughing.
Rioting.
So do not get it twisted and think that, oh, this is something that has not never happened before and then this is so terrible and where are we and these savages and all of that.
Are you saying that about Watts?
This is how this country was started.
I wish the Democrats would play that game to 10% of the levels that the Republicans do until the Democrats stop rolling over for this and saying, well, we're not going to dirty our hands.
When they go high, we go low.
So when they go low, We get baseball bats.
That should be the next, you know, big, let's get Obama out there saying, when they go low, we get baseball bats.
I think that would solve this completely.
That today threatens our national security.
These things have deep, ugly roots, inextricably tied to slavery and its aftermath.
And we'd be better off just unearthing it and airing it out if we really want repair.
I like the way it is.
By the way, to be fair, though, back to Lemon's comment, who can forget the famous revolutionary
mantra, give me free shit from Walgreens or give me death.
So he wasn't all off the beam.
That's 100% true.
That's just like the Boston Tea Party.
Really?
You think the Founding Fathers would have stood for this?
Think about what the Boston Tea Party was.
They dumped one of the most valuable commodities in the world into the harbor as a screw you because you wanted to put a tax on their breakfast beverage and this was pre-energy drink.
Yes.
And they didn't just...
People's lives were being destroyed at the moment that Don Lemon is chuckling about, don't get it twisted like this has never happened before.
Yes, protests and riots have happened.
We've had them in Detroit.
We've had them in L.A.
with Watts.
We've had tons of riots around the country where people have been killed and lives have been ruined.
Yes, Don, is that good?
Right.
Especially when it's based on what he was talking about at the time, which was George Floyd.
Right.
Is it good that you guys drummed that up and made that into a fever pitch so that we had the summer of love during COVID?
But I guess COVID paused during that time?
It paused.
Yeah, it did.
It paused.
Because it can't jump from criminal to criminal.
There's a natural immunity.
When they're shouting in the streets, it can't survive.
No, you can't.
There's a natural immunity when you're a serial felon.
Something about... Runs away from hate.
No cash bail.
Science.
I don't know.
I'm not a molecular biologist.
So you have the media figureheads, but then you also have politicians.
If you see anybody from that cabinet in a restaurant, in a department store, at a gasoline station, you get out and you create a crowd!
Stealing in America!
They're not going to stop.
They're not going to stop.
This is a good movement, I'm telling you.
They're not going to stop.
And everyone beware, because they're not going to stop.
They're not going to stop before Election Day in November, and they're not going to stop after Election Day.
And that should be- everyone should take note of that.
She said they're not gonna stop, nor should they.
I wanna tell you, Gorsuch!
I wanna tell you, Kavanaugh!
You have released the whirlwind!
And you will pay the price!
He misspoke, he meant to say that he just released wind.
Says the guy wearing Janine Garofalo rim glasses.
Yes, exactly!
Shut the fuck up, Chuck.
But that's how you know he's important, is the horn-rimmed glasses.
Yeah, exactly.
He watches Off-Off-Broadway.
Amy Schum is funny.
Yes.
I particularly love it when Maxine Waters starts walking away and they put the cape on her and she goes, AHHH!
And she comes back, I thought she was done!
She's not done!
The gasoline station!
Gas-o-lean!
I ran out of gas-o-lean!
That's very old school.
Yes, I forgot that she was James Brown.
So again, this is kind of the double standard that we're seeing, and this is why this is so important.
It's more important than taxes, though we'll get to fiscal policy with the Gerald Noe stuff in a little bit.
When culture changes, right, we've talked about what they're importing, what they're trying to export, and they want to eliminate.
This is, like Nick said, there's a few people, a little more than 10 people, determining this in a room.
Who do you think decides?
How do you think that someone like Alex Jones gets removed from Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Spotify, Apple, Twitter in the same day?
How do you think it happens that all of a sudden it's released as far as the warning on YouTube, on Facebook, on Instagram the same day where, okay, now you can say it may be leaked in a lab.
They want to accuse you of violence when disagreeing with them.
It's very broad with a punishment that's very specific.
But here's the thing.
It's not punishing me.
It's not punishing people like Nick who have their own shows.
It's punishing you.
It's preventing you from hearing that information.
And you know what that does?
That leads to actual violence.
If you want a civil war, what you do is you silence half the country, you other them, you make sure that the rest of the country never actually hears their own point of view, you never engage in an actual conversation, and then you say, I don't know how we came to this boiling point.
It's a very, very dangerous time in history when you think of where we are and what it is that they're specifically doing.
Yeah, well, and especially when you say that the other side is calling for violence and you completely ignore the times when you're actually either calling for violence.
I think what frustrated us about that moment was that's when we needed politicians to tamp this down.
We needed people because a lot of those comments were in the late spring, early summer, when these things were really just getting going and really starting to be a problem.
And I was having conversations with my wife about make sure you have a gun.
We have kids in the car.
If you end up in a situation where there's a protest, How do you defend yourself?
Do you hit the gas?
All of us were looking for politicians to be the adults in the room and to say, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I understand.
We're on it.
These guys will face trial.
Justice will be served.
And all they did is say, they're going to be in the streets.
Don't expect them to leave the streets.
They shouldn't leave the streets.
And by the way, we've done this kind of stuff before.
This is what this country is founded on.
Don't get it twisted.
Thanks for the help, guys.
So what happens is when they're violent, there's no call to end violent voices.
And now once that's gone away for a little bit because, you know, they won an election, they go, okay, now let's eliminate voices of disagreement.
Let's paint them as violent.
It's really hard.
It's really hard to label people in this room violent when the riots are going on.
So that rhetoric goes away a little bit.
They say, you know, stop Asian hate, stop Jewish, whatever it is, they try and paint you as fascist.
And then once they're no longer being violent at the current moment in time, they accuse you of violence.
Just don't be disrupted by their patterns.
It really is easy to predict.
Well, and by the way, so you know how I know they're lying?
January 6th.
Their lips are moving?
Oh.
The minute that it came to their doorstep, oh no, please don't tell them to protest.
Yeah.
Don't tell them to come knock on our door because it could get violent.
Do people forget that they burned down a church like a month before that?
Remember they burned down the church and they were trying to kick in the barricade at the White House?
Rand Paul barely got out of there and almost got assaulted on the way out.
This came to their door and they said, oh my gosh, we have to be careful.
Somebody please say something to calm the crowd.
The minute that it wasn't on their doorstep, they were like, oh, say whatever you want, guys, this is just part of how democracy works.
Yeah, they mocked Donald Trump as Bunker Boy because he didn't want to be shot.
The people in government and the people in media that say this type of insightful crap on the left, they don't have to experience the consequences of their policies.
They're living in gated communities and, you know, it's the old story of Eureka history.
No, of course.
This is the problem.
California's a perfect prototype for that, right?
And New York City.
Chuck Schumer, you think he's the one having to sidestep piles of human feces?
No.
It's probably his boyfriend.
He doesn't have to worry about getting a gun permit.
It's his security hat.
Of course he doesn't.
I don't need a gun.
I've got seven guys around me who do.
So it's about punishing law-abiding citizens.
It's about turning law-abiding citizens into criminals, and turning criminals into a voting base.
It's about punishing you for being responsible.
And this is the problem, too.
When we talk about equity, the only way to enforce equity through the government, right, not equality, equity, is to punish those who have lived their lives responsibly.
And that's why the American Dream is dying, because this brings us to another story.
If you have good credit, you want to buy a house, well right now you're screwed!
That brings us to an edition of Gerald Knows Things.
I hate all of you.
Thanks, Nick!
I did!
That was awesome!
He was scaring me!
You looked like one of the guys during Nixon that was being questioned.
It's like Ehrlichman and one of those guys.
There's a new, I don't know if you've been following, a new federal housing rule.
And by the way, we talked about how the student loan forgiveness is one of the greatest wealth transfers to, funny enough, wealthy Americans, young wealthy white bitches in American history.
Right now, there's a new federal housing rule that will redistribute wealth, but what it'll do, it'll punish you if you've lived your life in a disciplined way.
If you're a homebuyer with good credit, you're now going to have to pay higher mortgages to subsidize high-risk borrowers.
It's almost like we've lived this before.
But I don't know.
Here's a clip.
I get the idea of the campaign promise to get the rich to pay their fair share.
But aren't there going to be a lot of folks in the middle class who have just been responsible and have good credit who are going to also be caught up in this?
Yeah, it's like a penalty for good credit and putting a high down payment.
I'm refinancing two of my properties, no offense, but if I do it before August, then I won't get hit with that $40.
My problem with the $40 isn't the amount, it is whether this is the best way to redistribute wealth and close the housing gap in America.
So, let me set this up and then Gerald, of course, knows things.
So, the rule will require buyers with 630 or more credit scores to pay $40 more per month on a $400,000 loan in order to subsidize people who have a lower score.
Yeah, so basically you're going to have to pay higher fees.
Yeah.
Happiest, by the way, most happy about these new regulations is this guy.
He is having a great time.
Whoa!
Well, yeah.
So one of the things when you buy a house, right, so your credit score matters, and they set the line at $630.
$630, I'm just saying from a financial perspective, when they look at a $630, that's not exactly great.
This is a tax on the middle class, guys.
You have no idea.
This is not ultra-wealthy people paying for people who are dirt, dirt, dirt poor and cannot afford anything.
That's not what's going on.
What's even worse, buyers who put down 20% or more are the ones who are going to face the highest fees, to be clear.
So, in other words, what used to be a requirement is now going to be a punishment.
Wait, hold on a second.
You saved the money?
Wait a second.
You don't have debt?
Wait a second.
You have a better credit score?
Wait a second.
You didn't buy a car that you couldn't afford?
Now you have to pay for the other person who did.
Yeah, Hootie, you're about to come in here.
We have an admonishment to deal out.
It's actually 680, not 630.
Oh, okay.
680, not 630.
We're not being admonished.
I always make that mistake with the three and the eight, and I'm trying to pick up a girl.
Oh, 18. Oh, it looked like a 3. It was an 8.
I thought it was an 8.
It's Chris Hansen.
Yes, it's a 3.
So 680 is definitely better, but still, when you're talking about credit scores, that's
still going to be a lot of working class people who are trying to build a 680.
It's punishing someone with a good credit score.
What's the reason to get it?
And I know people say, you think people won't get a good credit score because they're going to have to pay $40?
No.
I think people won't get a good credit score if, yes, they have to pay $40.
If they actually have to pay back their loans.
If they're above the threshold for rent forgiveness.
If they don't get some kind of COVID stipend.
If they don't qualify for welfare benefits.
At a certain point you go, my life would be easier if I did absolutely nothing and collected these checks.
It would certainly be more comfortable.
I do think at a certain point you go, hold on a second.
I didn't take out a student loan, which is being forgiven for that guy.
I went to a trade.
Now I'm being taxed more.
I'm being punished if I want to buy a house.
I did everything right, and I'm being punished when I know that my brother, who's the asshole dropout deadbeat, is going to receive every single government benefit.
At a certain point, yes!
Not just this, but in totality, yes!
People will stop trying.
Right, and by the way, it was $40 per month for 30 years that you will be paying this if you take the average time.
Unless you refinance, and then of course it could just be the rest of your life that you're paying all of this money.
And by the way, that $400,000, you're like, oh, well that's a lot of home.
Not in California, not in New York, not in Connecticut, not in these other places.
It's not a lot of home, and so if you pay for a home that's $500,000, $600,000, $800,000, it's more money!
Nick had a point about this certain run-through.
What's next if you have a perfect driving record?
You know, they're gonna slap a 7% tax on us so the people that are carjacking us can get their own car without having to shoot us in the head?
They're gonna jack you with an Amex Platinum.
Get out the car, bitch!
How'd you qualify?
It's the new loan forgiveness!
They could do this all day to us.
A nickel and dime a fucking day.
So much for white privilege.
You're an Italian-Irish man from Boston.
Actually, even a tiny bit more Irish.
Really?
I found that out recently.
And look, I know Nick gets uncomfortable with compliments, but you have always been known, because a lot of comedians blow their money, having been responsible with money.
Were you raised that way?
Was that something that was instilled in you when you were young?
Yes.
I had an accountant when I was in eighth grade.
I did.
A lot of vowels in his last name?
I grew up with Henry Block's kids.
Jake Block.
No, yeah, my dad, look, my dad, we had five kids.
He never made more than $38,000 a year, you know what I mean?
So yes, we learned responsibility.
You learned how to try and save, how to be responsible.
And now there's no reason to do that, in a lot of ways.
So think about it, you live off the government, you live off the government for a while, you get rent forgiveness.
This is when people say, well what about people who can't pay their rent?
Let me ask you this, was their forgiveness For the people who are providing homes?
And I'm not, by the way, I'm not just talking about people who run giant condos in Vanguard and BlackRock.
What about the people who own five or six properties, right?
And they rent it out.
Was there forgiveness for them on their mortgage?
Was there forgiveness for them on their payments?
No, there was forgiveness for the people who had no interest in paying their rent!
What happens here?
What happens here if people can't make the payments in the house?
It's not just about the $40.
It's about encouraging and leveraging and pressuring banks and society at large to provide loans to people who will not be able to pay them back. That's
never heard us in the past. That's never heard us in the past. Something about Barney Frank's
basement. So 20% on a house this is $80,000 is what people will have to save and with this economy,
with Joe Biden's economy, with inflation, all the extra stuff they're having to pay every single
month for the normal household goods to live, foods and services, that adds up and by the way it's
$14,400 over the life of that loan but that's not the real cost.
That's just the dollars you spent.
If you'd taken that $40 and paid it towards principal every single month because of how they calculate interest and do it for so long, I guarantee you it would probably be closer to $28,000.
That's an estimate because we don't have an agent.
That's an estimate because I'm doing the math on the top of my head, but just paying down your mortgage.
But look, I understand that this all sounds really, really bad, and if it sounds stupid to you, you just have to remember that credit scores are actually racist.
But leaving rent payments out of the formula isn't just stupid, it's racist.
Because while rent payments don't count toward your credit score, mortgage payments do.
And guess who's more likely to have mortgages?
White people.
To be polite, I'll just call them McLemore fans.
Oh, you funny bitch.
So white people... You never ran into her at the cellar, did you?
No.
I don't even know who she is.
Nice hairdo.
What the... Does any...
I know sometimes it's like an overload.
There's so much wrong with it, you can't even pick.
Oh, the race, the gender, I mean, the humor.
It's just... You know who's more likely to have mortgages?
White people.
Well, hold on a second, that makes you racist!
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you very much.
No, it's a statistic.
But you said statistics are racist.
I don't understand the rules.
Sorry, it's Gerald Knows Things.
This is even being selective, right?
So you're telling me that white people with great credit scores are going to have to pay for minorities who have bad credit scores.
And it's like, but actually, we don't actually have the highest credit scores.
No, we do not.
Here come the Asians to our rescue yet again!
They actually have a 7.45, whereas whites have 7.34, but then you have Hispanics at 7.01.
Higher than...
Higher than I thought!
But you also eliminate all the ones who don't have credit cards because they're here illegally.
I didn't mean it in a bad way, I just, you know, Tim laughed about it earlier when I said it.
Well, they're not known for timeliness.
Hispanics are hard-working, but they're not always known for timeliness.
Correct.
So I thought there'd be a few more late paymills.
Oh, it's the first of the month, you know.
Of course the Chinese have better credit scores because their parents and grandparents from the old country, you know, the whole credit score thing was going on before they got here.
Absolutely.
In a certain way.
And if they shake your piggy bank and it sounds empty, they jam piano keys into your neck.
By the way, and the average black credit score gets 677.
That number's important because all they have to do is accidentally pay their credit card on time for about, I don't know, four months, and they're all of a sudden in that category of 680 or higher.
But why would they do that now?
Because they'd be punished.
The key is to keep it just below 680.
So like, good enough that you can get some favorable rates, probably not the best, but like you can still do the Carvano thing.
But, not so high that Uncle Sam is any the wiser.
The best credit score is like that 670 range if you can do it.
Right.
So look, there's a handful of other claims here that I want to get to.
Alright, let's go through.
Claim!
He's not.
He's not doing it.
Okay, finally.
Thank you very much.
So subsidizing these loans will make it easier for minorities to buy homes, right?
We just talked about that a little bit, but according to the Federal Housing Finance Agency Director Sandra Thompson, the rule will increase pricing support for purchasers borrowing limited, I'm sorry, purchase borrowers limited by income or by wealth, right?
In September 2022, Bank of America launched a similar initiative.
Let's just title it Give Money Away to People Who Will Never Give It Back.
Yes, exactly.
This is that predatory lending.
Remember that when people say predatory lending as a kid?
I was like, wait, hold on a second, hold on a second.
You can't do this.
Predatory lending.
Well, hold on.
Okay.
So banks lend money.
Yes.
Okay.
How do they make their money?
They make their money when people pay it back and they pay interest.
Okay.
So explain to me predatory lending.
Predatory lending is where these predators, they lend to people who could never pay it back.
I go, okay, okay, I think I'm missing something.
Because they make their money, the bank, right?
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When people pay it back.
Uh-huh.
And there's interest.
They're predators.
Who is it that they're specifically seeking out people who can't pay it back?
Okay, hold on, let's explain this to me one more time.
So the predatory lenders are giving away money basically for free?
Oh no, sorry, I forgot.
The government insures it.
Oh!
No, no, no, but I also, I think I can, it's predatory when a bank does it, it's helpful when the government does it.
Yes, and when the government shakes down the bank and forces them to do it.
Assumed in the process, right?
Allegedly!
So look, their program, Bank of America, I gotta think like the executives at Bank of America are like, we got in trouble for doing this on our own and now they're telling us to do it again?
Right.
This is fantastic!
The program gave first-time minority homebuyers zero down payments and zero closing cost mortgages.
Hold on, just as an aside.
Do you know why it's important to have a down payment?
So that you have skin in the game.
Yes, preferably with a higher melanin concentration.
I love it.
When times get tough, you can't just walk away from it.
That's why you do it, and so you don't penalize people for doing that, and that's why people look for 20%.
He's just going right over that because I missed it, I'm really sorry.
I'm trying to think, that wasn't Jerry Lewis, was it?
I don't know who I was doing.
Jackie Gleason?
Something from there.
You know this goes back to Clinton, the CRA, Community Reinvestment Act.
Well look, here's the truth.
The idea that crashed the markets in 2008 was exactly this.
Loans were given to buyers incapable of paying them back.
We talked about that.
Here's a quote from Investopedia.
The subprime meltdown was the sharp increase in high-risk mortgages that went into default beginning in 2007, contributing to the most severe worldwide, I'll add that to the quote, recession in decades.
It wasn't in there.
That was absolutely true.
And look, for all its faults, the Big Short did illustrate this pretty well.
No one on the poll has good credit and they're all cash rich.
I think I read Warren Buffett say something like that.
Who's Warren Buffett?
It was a great film except they didn't really include the government complicity as much as they should have.
None of this makes sense.
Look, none of this works if the government doesn't guarantee The loans.
If the government doesn't guarantee that they'll pay it to the banks.
If the banks had to sink it.
No company is too big to fail.
Just to be clear.
You cannot have too big to fail.
Think of every industry that you hate.
Okay?
Think of banking.
You're a big fan of banking?
Think of airlines.
Think of the automobile industry.
Think of health insurance companies.
These are companies, by the way, where at some point or another, a company or several companies have been deemed too big to fail.
Have airlines gotten better?
Or have they gotten more expensive and shittier and CEOs walk off with bigger bonuses?
You're mad at that?
Why wouldn't they?
When the fact is they can never go bankrupt.
Banks?
They lend to people who can't pay it back?
They can never go bankrupt.
They're too big to fail.
BlackRock, Vanguard, Ms.
Socialist herself, Elizabeth Warren, said they need to be deemed too big to fail so that that way we can have our claws in and we can regulate them and hopefully, you know, at that point, of course, rebuild the world in our image with these ESG scores.
Too big to fail Only screws you and the country if the government is what deems too big to fail.
None of this makes sense.
If you just say, well, hold on a second, we're not going to lend you money.
Why?
Because you're not going to pay it back and we're in the business of being paid back and you're not going to pay it, we're not going to make any money.
But then when the government says, you better give them that loan.
Or we're going to punish you.
And by the way, if they can't pay it back, we'll give you money.
There is no free market.
It's not free enterprise at this point.
That was explained.
This is the first time I ever understood the whole thing.
Yeah.
Thank you.
I'm angry.
They revealed their motives in the very beginning.
This is a really bad idea and you're like, why in the world would they do this?
He revealed his motives.
The guy that they were interviewing at first, you know, Mr.
Talking Hair, basically said he was a candidate for mayor in D.C., which means you're
far, far, far, far left if you're going to run for mayor.
He said this is a bad way to redistribute income, make the rich pay their fair share,
and close the housing gap.
Those were the three things.
We have to redistribute income by penalizing people who are successful.
We think white people have better credit scores and therefore they're going to be successful and rich and so we're going to penalize them.
White people now are paying minorities, essentially, right?
So that's part one.
Close the housing gap.
Well, everybody deserves housing in this country.
Not everybody deserves equal access to amazing homes if you can't afford it.
I thought we'd tried that before.
It didn't work out for people.
Not everyone deserves Ben Carson's bathroom with chandeliers on the wall.
That's why we have Airbnb now.
It destroys somebody else's house.
That's why we have public toilets in San Francisco, for crying out loud.
It costs a million dollars.
It's the Taj Mahal of toilets, really.
Yeah, well, George Michael was ahead of his time.
He knew where to pick up the people.
It's just, it reveals what they're trying to do, and if you guys think that bankers are bad, the federal government trying to appease a voting bloc will always do things that are far worse than bankers can even contemplate.
Who would think that the same people who demand that the Japanese embassy fly the rainbow flag might not have your best interests at heart as it comes to home loans?
I mean, I hate to connect it all together, but stop being a crazy conspiracy theorist.
This has been Gerald Knows Things, though we kind of stepped on him.
I'm sorry.
Guys, I'm gay.
They said it.
I couldn't respond.
I had no idea.
I don't know what happened.
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