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Dec. 19, 2022 - Louder with Crowder
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THIS WOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED ON YOUTUBE... #MugClubForever | Louder with Crowder
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Ooh, I had to take a deep breath.
Look, listen, I know that you guys want to always get right into the show.
I just ask for two minutes of your time here.
You can set the timer.
Last week, made the announcement here that, of course, we are moving on from The Blaze.
Life is a series of meetings and partings.
And to stay in touch, I asked you to sign up at MugClubForever.com.
That is still the best way right now.
If you have not done it yet, MugClubForever.com.
Only enter in your email if you are in or want to be in MugClub.
No spam.
There's not going to be a newsletter.
There's not going to be a merch shop plugs in there.
It is just for when and where MugClub launches.
Again, louder with Crowder, just to be clear.
So many of you, to give you an update, signed up.
That our mail service even locked the account.
It's okay.
We're fine.
We have your emails.
They thought this was too fast.
This couldn't be happening.
After that, we were hit with some DDoS attacks.
We added a capture code, so if you see it, we may end up sending you a confirmation email.
If you just want to be safe, please.
Sign up again at MugClubForever.com, but there's something else here too.
Emails are not necessarily the safest way or the only way they go to spam.
Sometimes you don't open them.
Sometimes you have an aggressive filter.
This information wasteland that is the internet, it is always hard to stay in touch with people.
So of course, look, you can sign up.
Just search the show on any social media to stay updated.
But the second best way, I have one request of you today.
The audio feed, the podcast where we broadcast, you know, Apple, Spotify, Android.
A couple months ago, broke somehow.
We lost touch with a lot of you.
The best thing you can do, sign up for the email, but subscribe to the audio podcast.
Now, I need to clear... I hate doing the inside baseball here, but this is super important.
Just give me 30 more seconds.
I'm not able to see subscribers on audio the way it works.
We can only see plays on the show.
That lets us know how many of you are subscribed, and it automatically downloads to your phone.
So, to confirm that you have subscribed, right, this is a roundabout way, because I'm clever like that.
Right now, And by clever, I mean passable.
Right now, I have released on the audio stream, whether it's Spotify, Apple, Android, Google Play, wherever you are, this.
It's currently available.
Hold on, pause.
Hold on, pause.
This 61-second test pattern.
Joe Louis is a fire siren.
It is not an FCC violation because it's not a real test pattern, just to be clear.
Go to wherever you are on audio, play that test pattern, and subscribe.
That way, I know that I can reach you.
As a matter of fact, during this break, I may just release some exclusive audio.
That's the easiest place for me to release audio as we figure things out.
So many of you have joined and entered in your email.
This goes beyond Mug Club.
We're talking about something a lot bigger at this point and because of some issues outside of my control, Can't do it right away.
So the easiest thing is maybe for me to do some audio podcasts.
I may do some of those if you're looking for some updates while I'm on the road.
I'll still be on the road.
LydosCredit.com slash tour.
I'll be doing stand-up.
I'll be announcing dates as we figure this out.
So again, sign up at MugClubForever.com and subscribe to the audio podcast.
If you are not already, just play that 61-second test pattern and we know that we can reach you.
on with the show.
So, let's get started.
I'm going to start with the first one.
Ooh, delicious.
Delicious.
A very, very busy weekend.
And as I told you, today's going to be a little bit of a shorter show here on YouTube because we want to tell you all the things that we can't say on YouTube.
So today we're going exclusively to Mug Club.
We'll be talking about... Well, that's part of the plan, right?
Mug Club forever in the future.
That none of that matters.
So you can sign up there.
So today, as you can't say that on YouTube, you don't hit the stinger.
Toolman.
It's okay.
He's so overly eager.
He's ready.
He's so overly eager.
Hold on, I gotta fix my headphones.
He's so overly eager with the button there.
So what we will be talking about today is a couple of updates.
J.K.
Rowling.
Obviously, Elon Musk dropped some Twitter files.
We'll be talking about that behind the paywall.
We'll be talking about the vaccine.
We'll be talking about elections, things like that.
So, I do have a question for you.
After the people on Elon Musk have taken the poll and favored him stepping down, do you think he'll do it?
Who could replace him?
Who should replace him?
Nobody!
Comment, like, share, rumble, all of that, because the algorithms right now, they help us reach everybody to let you know about, you know, where we'll be going with Mug Club.
You can hit those.
You can be generous with those, Toolman.
Be polite.
That's another rule.
Tim!
Always be polite.
So, all right, really quickly, I will introduce Dave Landau.
He's not here right now.
You can go to DaveLandau.com.
Hopefully, he had people at Syracuse last weekend.
They got snowed in.
Oh, really?
Yeah, it was huge snow.
But between New Year's and Christmas, he's somewhere in Ohio.
Go to DaveLandau.com.
I don't have it in front of me.
I think it's Toledo.
Is it Toledo?
Okay.
So that's Gerald A. You hear him.
How are you, sir?
I'm doing well.
How are you?
Busy, busy, busy.
Yes, we are, baby.
And then we have in third chair today, I never called him this.
Craw Daddy, how are you?
He's never used the term.
No, I've always said Pops Crowder.
I think Syracuse snow is deeper than Dave Lando.
He has to walk around with a fishing pole tied to his shoulder.
Just got a little flag up there.
Ahoy!
Ahoy!
So we have so much to get.
Hey, show them Superman there.
Oh, show them Superman.
I was forced to.
Yes, that is one thing.
People have been asking.
Crowdershop.com, that still of course always goes to us and of course as I'll be touring there.
Pardon our dust, but before we get on to the news In what has developed over the weekend, I guess in other
breaking news Argentina has the world's best gays
Hey I
I I
Naked?
Eww.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Ew.
No, I didn't mean that.
I didn't mean that was the gayest thing.
I meant this.
No, sorry, I meant this.
Or this.
Or this.
Or I think this.
Yeah.
By the way, none of those people were touched.
No, none of those people were touched.
The wind blew.
You used to like soccer.
Don't try and play like hipster now.
I just like it before it's popular.
No, listen, I do like soccer.
I still like soccer.
I hate that component of soccer, and so do most soccer fans.
They need to clean it up.
Right.
They hate it so much that they watch it in record numbers, unless they're women.
They do watch it in record numbers.
I even tweeted out about it.
They seem more interested in flopping than actually scoring goals.
That team lost, by the way, so I was like, yes!
Well, we watched it because we have some South American friends in Prada.
We watched it.
As a guy who played hockey at U of M. Hard to watch.
And the stands were empty, Gerald.
No they weren't.
Oh yes they were!
I don't know if that's where the Sheiks go in Qatar and they kept it open for them.
Which game did you guys watch?
The final.
I would be willing to bet every single dollar.
I would bet substantially more than a dollar that most of the stands were empty.
We just don't know if it was for Qatar or whatever.
Clockboy's family.
I have no idea why they were so empty.
And we all have to act like we care about this sport.
Do you like soccer?
Honestly.
Football, if you want to do that.
Look.
Only when it's tough guys.
And there's very few of them.
You mispronounced none.
None.
Crud, Eddie, you were watching, right?
I know, it's hard.
I was watching a fight that same night, or the night before, Sean Strickland vs. Jared Kananir.
He took 20 leg kicks in a round.
A guy gets a little bit of a cleat to the shin, and he goes, HIIIIII, WHO AM I?
And he gets up, and he goes, AH!
And then he's right back in the game.
It's so funny because if they get the penalty, immediately they're fine.
If they don't, they'll roll around for a minute and a half and look up every once in a while like a five-year-old to see if you're actually playing along.
I'm saying a sport shouldn't encourage acting courses.
It should not.
And guys go down all over the field, they do nothing.
But when there's a whistle, they'll writhe in pain until there's a decision.
Oh, it's terrible.
Why don't they institute a rule where if you writhe in pain, you have to go off the field?
So they have a simulation rule where you can actually get penalized for that, but they just don't call it enough.
Where you're simulating an act like a penalty.
And it's like, no, no, you gotta call that.
You just throw them out of the game.
Like, it sucks.
It ruins the game.
So it's a game that now includes role-playing?
Pretty much.
And none of us that have played any contact sports want anyone to play injured.
We're not asking them to do that.
But really, guys, come on.
Just don't be a pansy.
Either get off the field.
You gotta whisker rub.
I mean, it's enough.
It's his pink belly.
It was a three day beard.
When we go to Mug Club, yeah exactly, when we go to Mug Club, guys pull up, just search worst flops in soccer history.
We can't play because FIFA is also really gay.
Epic.
Like, nobody even comes close to some of these people.
They go down like they got shot from the stands.
I know.
You were watching, going like, gosh, just... Joe Louis left the room.
He was ashamed of you.
Yes, he was.
Yes, he was.
You guys gave a snort.
One guy was moaning so much he did his fire sound.
You can go listen to that test pattern, of course, on audio.
Play it again.
This is, yeah, play it again.
You can get 61 seconds right now if you're...
That's pretty epic.
There he goes.
He's breaking some federal regulations there, for sure.
And for people who say, oh, it's because it does not hurt his ears.
It's not what's going on.
He loves doing it.
He will chase fire trucks and do it.
He was happy doing it.
He was so happy doing it.
He scared the hell out of a lady one time.
She said, he's a nice dog.
And she was petting him.
And as she was petting him, I could hear the fire truck in the distance.
But his whole body tenses up.
She's petting him.
He's on a Brazilian talent show.
He would win.
We should enter him.
We should enter him.
Absolutely.
He's already been neutered.
It's better.
He's more in rhythm and beat.
I don't know.
The music stuff.
We weren't going to find you, Mr. Crowder, until we realized your dog was pitch perfect.
Yes.
And you wonder where I get it.
So, we'll take some chats from you here, actually, just here on YouTube.
But just so you know, if you're watching today anywhere, we are going to Mug Club Exclusive to get into all the stuff that we couldn't say on YouTube for the year, just to round it out.
And of course, we have our Christmas show Wednesday, just so you know, not a dry eye in the room Wednesday.
We had to pre-tape it because I did the Santa Crowder, and we give away a lot of checks to some families in need.
There's a family that lost a child, and I can't imagine anything tougher, and it feels good to be able to give back.
You know, you did that with Hurricane Harvey.
You did that with the scholarship in Officer David Dorn's name.
You did it last year.
We supplied everything that people want.
Families need toys, gifts, food, shelter, I think, for some people.
And this year, we were able to help a lot of people, and that's entirely because of you over there at Mug Club.
Oh, we do?
Okay, so you know what?
So this is going to be Wednesday.
And by the way, I do encourage you to watch this because a lot of the times people say, hey, we want something non-political.
We want some... This is just hopefully spreading a little bit of the Christmas spirit, which is what everyone is supposed to be about at this point in time.
It's not a hot take.
I get it.
There's nothing controversial.
It's just giving back because you've given to us.
You can enjoy this Wednesday.
Well, Merry Christmas!
We do this here every year at the Ladder with Crowder program.
Let's deliver some Christmas joy!
It's time for my favorite part in Crowder Gives Back!
Santa is going to be sending you a check for $50,000 to help with Gracie and anything that you need here for the rest of the year.
To help you reset and to help your family as you get through this Christmas season.
Merry Christmas!
We'll see you when we see you.
That's one for you, Kyle.
You saucy boy.
Now I'm sounding like a soccer player.
I'm saucy.
Alright, speaking of things that are entirely reasonable, J.K.
Rowling has found herself in the cross trans chest hairs of the left after she funded from her own biological... Wait, hold on a second, let me get this right.
From her own pocket, a biological women only rape help center in Scotland.
Now, just so you know, these used to be known as rape help centers.
Now, this has been met with a lot of backlash.
The shelter, uh, and it's called Bearer's Place, is only going to be serving, um, you know, uh, cis females.
Wim- females.
Nary- Nary a penis to be found, right?
Right.
Okay.
Hair- Yes.
Nary.
Hairy?
Nary?
HAIRY!
HAIRY!
I just watched it last night.
I watched the nine series of murders in Home Alone 2 last night.
My gosh, that would leave looking like the elephant man.
Deformed.
So, of course, look, this would seem like someone we could all be on board with, right?
No, Twitter trolls weren't happy.
Not only Twitter trolls, but more importantly, reporters.
Legitimate publications are mad about a woman funding a rape help center out of her own pocket.
Here you have Queer Thassie said this, excluding trans women from a women's only service is no more okay than excluding lesbian women, women of color, or women with disabilities.
Well first off, if it was a lesbian women, like a battered lesbian women's shelter, you just wouldn't have the capacity.
They'd be beating each other up.
Highest domestic abuse rate of any demographic.
So, no more OK than excluding lesbian women, women of color, or women with disabilities.
There's no such thing as sex-based rights.
Notice it didn't say gender.
Just how there's no ethnicity-based rights.
That's the point of equality.
No, it's not.
You know what?
She tries to do something good.
She's got this in her past, JK Rowling, right?
She's trying to do something good in Edinburgh.
She sets it up.
Pays from her pocket.
This is not a charity.
She doesn't even get the tax write-off for this.
She takes no donations for this, as we know so far.
And people are like, well, that's not inclusive enough.
That's not good enough that you're trying to make a difference.
Because you don't want anybody to come in there Looking like maybe they haven't fully transitioned and a woman is in there because she's been sexually assaulted and sees somebody coming in the door that looks like maybe one of her attackers.
I'm not saying a trans person attacked, I'm just saying somebody who might still look more like a man than a woman.
There has never been a smaller fringe minority group of people who have more access to everything than right now the transgender movement.
Imagine if gun owners could mobilize this effectively.
Just think about that for a second.
There is literally right now a movement, a protest, to get into a safe space for women who've been raped.
And it's a problem.
They claim it's a civil rights issue, a human rights issue.
Imagine if, you know, freedom of speech advocates, Second Amendment advocates, for crying out loud, your right to privacy, if all of you could mobilize as effectively as biological males who've transitioned to women want to take a dump at Target.
So, here's the nurse, she's going to run a rape kit on you.
Oh my God!
I don't know where to stick it.
Good for JK Rowling.
Oh my God!
Name that movie line, comment below.
I changed the name, but the principle is the same.
It works.
So, on Sunday, a trans gamer by the handle of Jesse Gender Piled on the rowling hate train, this is what this person said.
I will not begrudge anyone their love of past works or thing, that's misspelled obviously, they already own that they take comfort in.
I own the first nine movies and all seven books myself, but any support of something like Hogwarts Legacy, I believe is the new video game, is harmful.
So J.K.
Rowling responded to that saying, Jesse Gender, uh, I'm deeply disappointed Jesse Gender doesn't realize pure think is incompatible with owning anything connected with me in any form.
The truly righteous wouldn't just burn their books and movies but the local library, anything with an owl on it, and their own pet dogs.
Hashtag do better.
Now here's the thing, I know you're gonna say, uh, it's just a few Twitter people.
Okay.
And by the way, J.K.
Rowling is not a conservative, she's not right-wing in any capacity at all, just to be clear.
Just believes that if you, you know, have a penis and testicles, that you're not a woman.
That's all.
That you're not a female.
I know we're a little bit confused because Admiral Levine first four-star female.
It's bullcrap.
Just don't buy the rules that gender and sex are separate.
They don't even believe it themselves.
This is what they write when they're at this point.
When they come to that impasse, it really is the same.
We want to have access to everything because it's sports.
Remember early on?
Well, we're not talking about sports.
Remember how gender is separate?
That's biological sex.
Well, here we are now.
Oh, no, we're not talking about biological women's only.
We're not talking about pregnancy tests.
Well, that's where we are right now.
So the impartial journalists at Forbes Had this to say about the exchange.
J.K.
Rowling, author of the Harry Potter series, has become the most prominent face and voice in the world of anti-trans rhetoric.
Anti-trans rhetoric by opening up a rape center for women.
Ten sentences!
Every good deed goes unpunished, right?
No good deed goes unpunished.
In her case, every good deed goes punished.
Do you want to restate it for the jury?
No good deed goes unpunished.
Every good deed from J.K.
Rowling goes punished.
That's why I love you.
Is punished.
It's punished.
It's punishable.
And completely privately funded.
Yes, it's just like they just signed the marriage equality.
Don't you just love how they compare race to gender to sexual preference?
Gosh, people who actually push for inter- you know, black people in this country who are discriminated against who push for inter- you guys have- you've got- and gals- have got to be pissed!
Pissed!
But by the way, I'm struggling kind of with the procession here.
If a man, horrible person, rapist, tries to rape a transgender person who, when he gets down to the business of- it's terrible, it's still a crime.
In a total hypothetical scenario that has never happened before.
That we've never seen before.
There would never be a woman at this rape center, for example, who maybe was sexually assaulted or harassed by a trans man who might want to- Not the other way around, no, no, no.
It's never happened.
Yeah, never happened in the history of man.
What I'm saying is, when he gets down to the undercarriage and sees that the parts aren't compatible to what he thought was going to be there, doesn't... won't they typically... I mean, how do they continue on?
What are you asking me, Gerald?
I'm saying if you got sword fighting going on there, like, wouldn't a rapist who's trying to rape somebody who looks like a woman and finds out she's not a woman, wouldn't he probably rethink?
I mean, he's not gonna be like, well, I got this far.
I don't know about if they're going to think.
So here's the facts, by the way, on JK Rowling.
JK Rowling, not conservative at all, just to be clear.
She has an unbelievable History of leaning left so including by the way making her
characters more inclusive more diverse Harmony is now black now. I don't have a problem with that.
I'm not saying like no one is black because I don't care I'm an adult. I don't watch those movies, but
She even made Dumbledore and more offensive Dumbledore played by Jude Law
Who by the way could could make a lot of straight men question themselves, but she even made Dumbledore
gay When I was young I was committed to me to us
Yeah I went along because... Because?
Because I was in love with you.
Then they role-played as the prisoners of Azkaban.
Should have seen where they stuffed... Toby!
PUT ME UNDER THE STAIRS!
PUT ME UNDER THE STAIRS!
HELP!
IT'S COMING US!
Look, the point is that Kate Dumbledore's gay, Hermione's black, and she's like, and you know, I just think that women should have a space, you know, uh... Because, look, look, let's just go through, the Left always talks about, you know, they use the term trigger warning.
Okay, trigger warning, being triggered is an actual psychological term, and I hate that it's sort of been used, because there are people, for example, very tough guys, coming back from war, Marines, where their PTSD can actually be triggered, right, from a traumatic event.
If your traumatic event involves being sexually assaulted, right, with the tool primarily being used, a penis, it would make sense that you wouldn't want penises around these women when they require a safe space.
That's fair.
That would be a legitimate trigger.
A penis trigger.
So no penises.
That's all.
There you go.
Penistry environment.
Seems like a good policy.
It would seem like a reasonable policy.
But that's me.
Mr. Old Fashioned.
And in light of, of course, the anti-trans comments, unfortunately, this is why you don't bend the knee to the mob, Rowling's latest adjustment does seem a little bit... I think it might be tongue-in-cheek.
If it is, it's mean-spirited.
Rowling announced that she'll be remaking the entire Harry Potter series and that the role of Voldemort now will be cast as Caitlyn Jenner.
So that is... Oh!
Don't say my name!
You do a pretty good Caitlyn Jenner there, crawdaddy.
You forced me to dress that way, that's why.
No, I was just believable.
I was passable.
Give us your Caitlyn Jenner.
Am I size 13 triple E?
You chose to make it the Sharon Stone Caitlyn Jenner, that was your call.
Anyone need some Alaskan king crab crack?
It's a woman of the year crab cracker.
And probably the most incredible athlete of the 70s.
I know.
It's so amazing.
She won those gold medals.
You know what?
A woman in a sea of men.
She blew past that glass ceiling.
I don't think that's how it works, but okay.
That is how it works.
Fine.
Here's the thing, it doesn't work consistently at all.
Caitlyn Jenner didn't win a medal, but Elliot Page has all the IMDB credits.
How is any of this consistent?
So how about this?
Until you figure it out, A rape kit and, of course, a rape center or a battered women's shelter should be for biological females.
How about that?
Until you figure it out.
Until everything is consistent.
Caitlyn Jenner has the medals, just like Elliot Page has the IMDb credits.
Until everything lines up and is consistently addressed.
Okay, there need to be places for women only.
And by the way, for men only.
The only problem is there's no men's curbs.
I mean, it just becomes a Fauci bathhouse.
There's no way to do men-only spaces these days without it just getting away from you.
Or it could be, whatever, the Argentina Soccer Club.
That way, well, I wouldn't call those men.
No.
So, alright, let's take a chat or two.
And by the way, again, If you did enter in your email, I would ask that you enter it in, again, just for security, right?
HavingRedundanciesHelps at MugClubForever.com.
Uh, and we'll get, let's take a chat, uh, first, and then we'll get back to that.
Okay.
Yeah, so we asked this, uh, last show, but we're getting a ton of repeat questions, so I just wanted to put it out there again.
Chicken Strangler and someone named Christo Y both want to know, where are all the old videos going to be available for future viewing?
I'm letting my blaze expire, but will old episodes ban content transferred to the new location when it's decided?
Oh, yeah, so look, we're going to have, uh, obviously we have the episodes wherever Mug Club ends up being, uh, when, where, and if.
And again, this is why you're signing up at MugClubForever.com.
We... I say MugClub, but of course, Ladder with Crowder, and on YouTube, nothing's changing.
So just to be clear on the...
Newsletter, maybe?
Hold on a second. Yeah, if you go to MugClubForever.com, just to be clear,
do not enter in your email unless you are in or want to sign up for MugClub when it relaunches along
with whatever may be included in that.
So, no, it's not a newsletter.
Not a newsletter.
Not a merch or anything?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Do not enter your email in at MugClubForever.com, to be clear, unless you are in Mug... Yes, just for Mug Club when it relaunches, louder with Crowder and people who want the additional hour show every day.
Crowder Bits.
No, no, it's not Crowder Bits.
It's not Crowder Bits.
It's MugClubForever.com.
You're not getting anything there.
There will be no other emails.
There might be one confirmation email to make sure you're not a robot.
It is just for people who are in or ready to be in MugClub.
And look, this is going to tell us how big we do it and the scope of what it is that we do.
Live shows?
Nothing!
MugClubForever.com and go to the audio one last time.
Hit the 61 second test signal so we know you're subscribed on audio.
And I hate to, I hate to, like, be redundant with these plugs, but you know the way the internet is.
Some of you are on Instagram, some of you are on Twitter, some of you... So the email is the best place, and then audio.
I may do some things while I'm on the road during this time.
Look, don't know... It's not going to be very long, but it's going to take a little bit of time.
And now, because of where we are this week, and we just want to hit the purge button.
Yeah, just a little bit.
It's time to, uh, uh, it's time to, to, to go off YouTube and, uh, and, and let's, let's do the segment, You Can't Say That on YouTube.
Okay.
All right.
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