HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT: THE FUTURE OF MUG CLUB & LOUDER WITH CROWDER
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Enter in your email.
You can bring that up on full screen, tool man.
Just so you... Nope.
Just so you know, this is a horrible start.
MugClubForever.com.
Look, yesterday and the day before when we put this up, the servers crashed.
We had DDoS attacks.
I want to make sure that you know, it now 100% works.
If you signed up before you're hearing this right now, I ask that you sign up again.
The email list may not actually work because of what happened with the servers.
So some announcements that we have to make.
I, Mug Club, am leaving The Blaze.
This is a long time coming, obviously, and I had been hoping that this would be, of course, a joint statement.
I've lost sleep over this for months because I knew that I wouldn't be renewing, and of course The Blaze knew that I wouldn't be renewing, but I have no way of reaching you.
I'm precluded from being able to reach you.
And that's why, if you go in and enter your email so we don't lose touch with you at MugClubForever.com, we can enter that in there.
And every time I mention it to a man, just bring it up.
Every time.
You got it?
Good.
That's why.
I'll be mentioning it ad nauseum here because it's the only way that I can get in touch with you.
I don't know how many of you there are.
I only know that there are well over 300,000 of you who have paid to sign up and watch that hundreds of thousands of you watch on Mug Club every day in addition to the two million or so plays and downloads individual screens for each individual show.
I haven't talked about that in the past, that's not including clips.
Two million of your screens, your phones, your devices, every single show.
And I only know there's over 300,000 of you out there.
So please, here's what I ask you, as Mug Club finds a new home, don't lose touch with us.
Sign up, just enter in your email there at MugClubForever.com.
I want to, I'm promising you, you will never receive an email from me, aside from if, when, and where Mug Club's new home is going to exist.
With the exception that some of you may receive an immediate email just to confirm that you signed up so that it doesn't go to spam.
And I ask that you check your spam because due to issues outside of my control, it's going to take some time before I figure out exactly where Mug Club lands.
So, all I ask really right now is that if you want Mug Club to continue, enter in your email so we can make that happen.
I knew that my partnership, which for a long time was obviously very happy with, lots of great people there, my partnership with The Blaze would be ending for a long time.
They know that.
They've known that.
And it's always weighed really heavy on my heart for the people who sign up, and don't get your full year's worth of content.
Shows, chats, fun.
And I've been really trying.
Really hoping for a simple resolution.
Look, this should be really easy.
You signed up to support and watch this show.
I obviously believe the right thing to do would be to make it easy for you to follow the show you signed up for and to continue watching it.
I really hope that that's exactly what transpires with The Blaze.
This, again, was supposed to be a joint statement.
Considering that you well know, comment below if you remember that this was always promoted as being my last show of the year.
So that was kind of a deadline, right?
And now, actually, we will be broadcasting next week, Monday, Tuesday, largely on Mug Club.
And we have a Christmas special on Wednesday, where we give back and donate to families in need.
So I don't have your emails.
I don't have your sign-ups.
So as of this moment, the only thing that I can do is tell you to enter in your email at MugClubForever.com so that I don't lose touch with you.
And of course, you know, follow me on social media.
Rumble's probably the best place to subscribe right now, because YouTube notifications don't necessarily work.
But this does bring me to something important, which is not lost on me, and frankly has really made me so nervous, almost to the point of being sick to my stomach.
Tokunawa, if you can bring up that chat.
One of you asked yesterday, I literally just subbed to The Blaze last week for Mug Club.
Are they canning you?
No.
Should I ask for a refund?
No, I'm not saying that you should ask for a refund.
Some people have asked if there will be some kind of a partial reimbursement or some kind of a bridging.
I would hope that the answer there would be yes.
I can't speak for all partners involved.
All I can say is that since it is somewhat outside of my control, whatever decision is made, I will make it right.
If that means honoring your time left on your membership, wherever Mug Club may be, if it means I have to take out a business loan, if it means I have to show up at your house as a telegram in a stupid outfit, which you know I'll do, I will make it right.
Now, I know that if that's what's required of me, it's going to be very expensive.
And of course, that would never make sense as it relates to good business.
I'm sure everyone understands this.
I've never been very good at good business.
You've seen the things I've said.
And sure, look, everyone needs to make a living.
Business is important.
But Mug Club has never been about the altar of good business.
It's about you.
It's about the viewer.
It's about the listener.
It's about the member.
And I understand that you are not a rich Republican donor.
I understand that it means a lot to you to part with your hard-earned dollars.
And that is not a responsibility and a vote of trust that I take lightly.
But I can't honor it.
If you don't ensure that we don't lose touch.
In order to serve you, I need you to just enter your email at MugClubForever.com, follow the rest of my social media for updates, and again, because of issues outside of my control, the logistical aspect, financial aspect of doing right by you is going to take some time.
Now, yeah, of course, look, there's been speculation, there have been plenty of tire kickers, there have been offers, opportunities.
Whatever and wherever we build next, one thing is for sure, I know that I need to build it correctly.
That's going to take some time.
This show is genuinely funded by viewers like you.
You, Mug Club.
Not a foreign caliphate.
And that's a real thing, some of these networks out there.
It is actually funded, not by federal tax dollars like PBS.
It's actually entirely funded by viewers like you.
And it's why I have promised you, I'm trying to do right by you with this show that I would only ever do, at most, one sponsorship spot per show.
And I will always keep it.
And if it gets to the point, by the way, where there are not enough of you out there who want this show, who want Mug Club, who want us to even produce and create more content, water's warm, folks.
We're becoming a production house.
Love to hear from you.
If we get to the point where there's not enough of you out there, look, I will leave and I will pass that torch.
There is nothing worse than seeing someone whose race is run, refusing to pass the mantle.
That's not what I want to do.
But that's not our problem right now.
The truth is, there are too many of you.
That's our problem.
To the point that people in this industry, in many cases across, don't believe it.
And to the point that I need to build something or partner with someone who can build the house on a foundation that can handle it.
Again, to be clear, there are many great people, of course, at The Blaze.
Many of them have been on this show.
And I've always aimed for the transition to be as seamless for you as possible, to be as private as possible.
I've exhausted all options, avoided any kind of public discussion at all costs for as long as I could, and I was hoping for a jointly released statement before my final broadcast, which, comment below, everyone well knew was today.
Because of the crash of the servers, we'll be broadcasting next week, doing episodes of You Can't Say That on YouTube, which should be a lot of fun to end out the year, and we'll be doing the Crowd or Gives Back.
I get to dress up as Santa Claus and give to families in need and charities.
But today was supposed to be the last show.
Now, at this point, I'm still hoping for a transition of all of you Mug Club subscribers seamlessly, and that everyone involved in this partnership places the trust Into the viewers, you, paying with your hard-earned dollars that, with the same trust, you've placed in me.
You've placed in us to fight big tech and genuinely to try and win back the soul of our country, despite the wiener jokes.
So I do hope for your support.
I hope for support across the board with all of this undertaking, but if required, I will undertake the burden for all of it.
And doing right by you and making sure that none of you feel as though you haven't gotten what you've paid for.
What you have built is too important.
To everyone right now watching, listening, downloading.
To the point that this industry doesn't believe you exist.
To the point that the venues don't believe that you will fill them.
It's one of those things.
It honestly has been an incredible ride and really, gosh, the best is yet to come.
We just have to be ready to handle it.
You have my word that I want to place the trust in you that you have placed in us.
We are not betting on... I'm not betting on me.
I'm betting on you.
You have my word.
Go to MugClubForever.com, enter in your email.
Again, you will receive no emails, no spam, no selling of your list, aside from one email regarding when, where, and if MugClub returns and how it will make it right for you depending on when you signed up and if there's more content to which you are entitled.
I want to remove all doubt or any trepidation that Your trust in everyone here, everyone here at Light Earth Crowder, was misplaced in any way.
We always have your back.
I can't tell you how much it means throughout these years that you have had my back.
And outside of that, you will all probably receive one video update.
Not receive, you can check YouTube, you can check Again, check Rumble, Instagram, all those places.
There will be one video update from me in early January, as I understand logistically what we'll be doing and how we'll be building this.
So an update in January.
Early, mid-January.
Stay tuned for that.
Until then, let's all get ready.
Let's all do the right thing.
Fill your hands.
Fight like hell.
MugClubForever.com.
Let's go watch Sam Old Lang sing.
♪ So my one lover in the grocery store
On a snowy Christmas Eve I ran into her in the frozen fields
And I could not quite believe I didn't recognize the face at first
But then my eyes flew open wild She went to hug me in the clouds this Wednesday My old girlfriend was now a guy I could tell the woman fell at ease
She's working wonders in degree.
I wondered if she had gone all the way with the bottom surgery.
It's like I just grew old in days, and then I chose to now.
It's like a race beyond the obvious, neither one knew how.
When she climbed into her suit, I couldn't look her in the eye.
Cause I knew about the increased risk of repenting suicide Music Playing
Music Playing Music Playing
Music Playing Oh oh oh oh shut up shut up shut up
Shut up, Zayn!
Hi!
Slurp it!
David and I were just professing our undying love.
I was like, hey man, yeah, I love you.
You know, it's just a stressful time.
He's like, I know, I get it.
And I just made a Seinfeld joke.
I said, oh, I'm stressed.
He's like, no, I'm like, shut up!
Don't talk about the hammock!
No.
All right.
Secret!
We have so much to get to here today, obviously.
And please, look, this is probably the most important time that I ask this of you.
Comment, like, hit the rumble button, share, everything you can.
Just please do not let us lose touch with you.
MugClubForever.com.
No spam.
I know what you're thinking, man.
No spam.
Maybe some spam?
No, none of that.
You're gonna see about it.
It's in my head because I listened to my mom argue with Alexa this morning.
Alexa, close the light!
Turning up the lights.
No, I said close the light!
Because in French it translates to film.
Close.
Okay, hold on.
We're going to be talking about a lot today.
I don't know if you know this, but the NHL believes that non-binary identity is real.
It's out there.
And, uh, we have, uh, former female Twitter employees.
I don't know, I think that's the... Is that the X-Files theme?
I have no idea.
Ah, I have no idea.
I was in a film with David Duchovny.
Were you really?
He hated the movie Crash.
I know that.
Well, I did too.
Yeah, I know, but I didn't really care what he thought.
It's like a mundane detail.
Yes.
As Crash had come out.
And I was working on the film and he was like, this movie was terrible.
I guess it's a good thing you weren't cast.
Yeah, I should have got that part.
You still want to believe it's good?
Yeah, that's sour.
Sour grapes.
So we have the NHL, we have former female Twitter employees that are now suing Elon Musk, so that's going to be fun.
I don't know if you know this, New York City has an arson problem.
No.
And they have a hamburglar.
A real one?
A real one.
Wow!
That's doubly bad.
It's a McDoubly bad.
It's a double Mac bad.
No, it's not a double Mac bad.
It's a quarter pounder with bad.
Hey, you know what?
Comment below.
Has it ever been a thing in the States?
A Big Mac with four patties?
No.
In Canada, that's what I used to get in Canada when I was trying to gain weight, you know, in judo when I was young, there was a double Big Mac.
It was and I would go in to the States I'd say, give me a double Big Mac.
So you want, like, one of them to have two patties?
I'm like, no, I want double on both.
There's two patties, double would be four.
Like, I don't know, wouldn't you have, like, a heart attack?
I'm like, that's what we did for years!
Yes!
Where do you put the middle bread?
I mean at that point it's pretty much just smooshed.
We had him here, I do remember.
Do we have him?
I do remember, in 2020, yeah.
Oh, there it is!
Oh, there's still only one middle bread.
I thank you from the bottom of my clogged, Pfizer-enlarged heart.
Just kidding, I'm a pureblood.
I can't believe I'm the one in the room that didn't know that existed.
Also, Oreos are different.
Hey, I don't know if you know this, Pelosi and Schumer also, by the way, claim that the low birth rates we have mean that we need more immigrants.
Now, here's the thing.
When people use the term white replacement theory, right, that's a racist term.
White is the problem there, replacement theory.
But the idea of replacing a population is not something that's a figment of your imagination.
It's intentional.
And it doesn't have anything to do with race.
I mean, race is a component of it, I guess, just because you're talking about changing demographics.
It is about a voting base.
It is about taxes.
It is about ensuring the security of one party at the expense of the American worker.
And of course, Mug Club, it's Super Chat Thursday.
Should be a wild and woolly one.
Have you watched Scrooge yet this year?
Not yet, I'm going to though.
We got one that's wild and woolly.
My dad and I have used that term forever and no one else.
I love that big black lady in that film.
She appeared a lot in 80s and 90s films.
She did.
Until all of a sudden she was...
So, look, let me ask you this.
Are you looking to join Mug Club here in the new year?
And if you're a current member, have you entered in your email at MugClubForever.com?
If you entered it in yesterday, please, please re-enter it in.
There was a problem, the servers crashed.
Again, because we went with the strongest, biggest servers, I said, oh no, this should handle it.
I said, are you sure you're ready to handle it?
I don't think so!
And they said, yes we are, and it crashed immediately.
And special thanks, by the way, to Jeremy of The Quartering.
Huge help.
He stepped in and helped us last night.
All night.
Literally, all night.
It's not a sponsor to this show.
I will tell you, though, we all use Coffee Brand Coffee here.
It's great.
I actually prefer some of their teas than the coffee, but just look.
The guy stepped in is a saint, and he refuses to charge me anything.
Is he a wine guy?
I'll send him some wine.
Nah, I don't know.
I'm sure he's a drunk.
He's straight, from my understanding.
Oh no, Jeremy McCoring?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, he is.
No, he is.
He really is.
I think you're thinking of someone else.
Yeah.
Okay.
I just don't think he wants wine.
Gerald!
Oh!
Here's the thing.
I thought you were thinking of another person.
Yes.
And I thought you were implying another person was straight.
Of course, meaning they're not.
Right.
And I was like, no, this isn't him.
But then I realized it was a wine joke.
Yes.
Yeah.
I'm gay.
A little bit stressed.
No, no, it's fine.
I think it's the cortisol effect.
It was just a knock.
It's because Gerald says that he's gay all the time.
No, he doesn't.
Every day.
He denies it.
Almost every day.
Gerald A., how are you?
I'm great!
How are you?
And his stocking was hung by the chimney with cock.
There it is.
Oh, come on!
It's been behind me this whole time?
I came in yesterday.
I came in yesterday and Dave, you don't even know, I started going to bat for you.
I came in and I said, hey, hold on a second.
I know you guys don't give me this stuff, but why doesn't Dave have a stocking?
Oh.
And then it hit me, why his stocking?
Oh, thank you guys.
But he didn't know, we should have not said, because he's colorblind.
Oh, that's true.
He would have just thought he had a totally heterosexual stocking!
And there's a light shining on it, so it makes it even harder.
Does it really?
It really does.
I looked back and almost didn't realize it.
We have a T-rex!
Will you and Joe Louis see the same thing?
Yes.
Oh, pretty much.
But he can kill all of it, I can't.
Yes.
Alright.
So, let's move on to the show as usual.
Look, we're about to show you a clip and I want you to play along at home and guess what happens next.
It's like a choose your own crappy path book.
Alright, let's start it.
Okay, you see what's happening here.
So what do you think happens next?
Is it either A, Both parties come to their senses to resolve the situation peacefully.
And by the way, there's no senses, it just says sense, but this was done last minute.
B. Either way, it's not A, so who cares?
Wait, hold on a second.
Let's get to the fun.
I realize I didn't introduce, I'm gonna introduce you, but we have to finish this then I'll introduce you.
No, you're good.
B. The officer checks his privilege and they both go on their merry way.
That's good, yeah.
That would be seasonal.
or C this what's all over the ground
Is she a piñata?
Boy, there's some candy in there.
Hold on, did you see when she fell the first time the pole falls and then slides?
Oh, I didn't see that.
It was like, no!
I'm not, now look, I think the woman is just fine or this is just, you know, mess around with cops and don't follow orders and you get tasted.
Yeah, look, look, there are a lot of bad cops out there who are too quick to reach to their belt.
Absolutely.
Yeah, exactly.
I don't need, like, you know, I'm just being pulled over for a speeding ticket.
I don't need you to grab your shark repellent.
It is one of those situations where it was pretty clear she was given quite a few- Let me ask you this.
Do you guys think as white cis males- We explained through that yesterday, cis.
I know, it's so confusing.
I learned a lot yesterday.
If only you could unlearn.
I know, I'm still upset about it.
If you could be like in Existenz, where you could just travel back before you knew it.
Turns out I'm a cis.
I'm an ovarian cyst. Now, um, does anyone here white white cyst male? If do you, would you expect
anything other than that to happen if you were to completely disobey a police officer's orders?
Yeah, don't you expect it? Like, I'd expect a baton.
I'd expect worse.
I guess that's pretty bad.
Even when I get pulled over, one time I had a cop pull, and his hand just probably was in his pocket, I was like, ah, 10 and 2!
Here's my credit card, here's my business account information, just leave me alone!
I mean, I don't know, you think we just walk up and slap cops in the face like native tribesmen challenging the bears, a test of manhood?
What do you think we do?
I've had cops pull guns on me several times.
Well, yeah.
It was warranted, though.
It was warranted.
I'm not saying it wasn't.
But I'm saying, like, look, if they shot me with a rubber bullet and I lived, there'd be a video people laughed at.
Yes, it'd be the last castle.
I'm just saying, everybody has to, like, kind of walk on eggshells, like, well, we're not laughing at, like, it's a video online because you are.
Yeah.
Every human being, not we are, but other horrible people.
She eats eggshells.
Yes.
She just eats eggshells.
Just the shells.
Yummy.
By the Golden Corral Shore.
By the way, you know him, you love him.
Fastest man on his feet.
He is going to be in Syracuse this weekend.
I don't know if we have an overlay, but you guys can go and follow him on social.
Oh, there you go.
Syracuse at the Funny Bone.
Then he's doing a New Year's series there at Toledo, in Toledo, Ohio.
Are you going to have some Skyline?
Yeah, for sure.
DaveLandau.com.
And by the way, we've talked about how... I'm sorry, this is a weird day.
You're fine.
MugClubForever.com.
I don't know how much time this is going to take.
There are issues out of my control.
So you can always go to loudwithcreditor.com slash tour.
I will let you know for sure that I'll be doing some dates, January, February, at the very least.
At the very least, I will be doing that and don't let me lose touch with you.
Everything else, look, I wish, I wish I may, I wish I might, but there's always, you know, my hands are tied, legally tied.
But you're going to be in Syracuse.
Yes.
Just this weekend.
It'll be snowy, so you have no excuse to come out.
Help me!
Let's get to trends.
Female hot.
You good, Joe?
I got good updates.
Oh, you got good updates?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, as far as people signing up?
Yeah.
Is it working?
Thank God the server is working.
Hey, Jeremy at the Quartering.
Do we have an overlay for him?
People, go out and support.
This is the only reason you are able to sign up, is Jeremy at the Quartering.
Hit some kind of celebratory music.
Oh, is that all I have?
Celebrate good time or something?
All I have is Gerald's stocking confetti.
Yay!
By the way, you want to know where I get it from?
Crawdaddy's not here, but we were listening with the twins, we had a Christmas playlist, and then, last Christmas I gave- and it was playing, and my dad's bouncing, bouncing, and he hands it over to my mom and he goes, is this a song about him banging the guy in Los Angeles stall?
Like, oh, that's why I am who I am!
Thank you!
Some of us learned trades.
It is, yes.
So thank you so much to Jeremy.
Do we have an overlay frame or no?
No?
Just Jeremy, I think his channel is The Quartering.
Thank you so much.
It's a really great show.
Our server would not be working if not he really did.
He stepped in.
He nailed it.
He's actually doing it on his website.
Thank you so much.
Okay.
So, this is a funny one, and by funny one I mean confusing, and I mean confusing to the point that I don't fully understand it, yet.
It's rare that I come to you and say, I'm about to deliver a story to you, and I don't get it.
So there was a tournament organized by a transgender team, is it actually called Team Trans?
You know, I think it's by Team Trans.
Their team is Team Trans, it's a terrible name.
Oh, I thought it was called Blood on the Ice.
It's definitely descriptive.
Well, it's hockey, Dave.
They're gonna, you know, there's fighting.
That's what I mean.
There's fighting.
That's what he used to call it in the 90s.
Yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just a different texture.
So, it's an all-transgender, I guess, and it's a not... Anyway, here's what happened.
It's a hockey team based out of Boston, and a man A biological man slammed into a biological woman.
I believe there was a concussion.
This is... And by the way, if you've played hockey, or if you don't like, obviously, violence against women, which I do not, I would warn you not to watch this clip, but I'm not really sure if it qualifies because I don't know what this story means.
A biological man, hockey-checked a biological woman.
This is what happened.
Barely ran into the person.
They were down for 17 minutes.
Now here's something I don't understand here.
Was that a biological man?
Or was it a woman-to-man?
Yes.
Woman-to-man, yes.
It was woman-to-man?
No, man-to-woman slammed into the woman-to-man.
Yes.
So that's a win, right?
Yeah.
Well, no.
Equality.
Yeah.
So it's all people playing.
It's all trans.
It's all trans, no matter what.
Yes, it's all trans.
Here's the problem.
I've said we should maybe have a trans league for a while.
What I didn't foresee...
It wouldn't make it girls first place.
Yes, I thought, because you still end up with the same problem once you add in steroids.
Yeah, once you toss that in there, it's still an issue.
There's no USADA testing, I don't believe.
Yeah.
Although I'm still for it.
Yes.
I just think it's, look, if this is the game you wanted to play, I think it's fine.
Yeah, sure, I guess.
I'm not saying, I'm just saying, it's good that it's progress.
I think they followed the letter of the law.
But I think they missed the spirit of the law, which is biological women shouldn't be having the crap kicked out of them by men.
Yeah, there should be... Hold on, you mean bumped?
Come on, that person was skating on the ice and he accidentally got hit by a larger person.
He or she got hit.
That person... I said that person, I think?
I don't know.
You don't even know the answer, do you?
A smaller person skates onto the ice and gets hit by a bigger person.
Well, that could be a Swedish person fighting a Russian.
Well, that's... It should be women's league still, though.
And a men's league.
It's just the women's league will be the... Trans.
The larger, more barbaric player.
You know what?
Let's just let... Is that right?
Here's the thing, whether you're biological male to female, or female to male, if the league is kind, they'll take you in as one of their own.
Isn't that right?
I'm watching a tribe somewhere in Minnetonka right now.
So, one of the spectators named that movie line, by the way.
Phil Hartman saved that movie.
Comment below.
Toolman.
What are you on, bath salts?
A little bit.
That's some extra.
That's why you were wearing the goalie mask.
One of the spectators actually, I thought it was a hockey theme, had this to say.
You got knocked the f**k out, man!
Oh, well come on.
There's no way he was at a hockey game.
Can't say ma'am.
We don't know that.
There's a lot of different things at that league.
Ma'am?
The thing is with Chris Tucker, I'll go back to it.
By the way, meanwhile, in the Russian Hockey League, in case you wondered that they thought maybe they had an upper
hand culturally in the United States, this is what's been going on there.
Ow!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Nice.
You're not supposed to punch a ref!
Yeah, but so they're still playing awesome hockey?
Yes, exactly.
Well, I'm sorry, Russians.
I know a lot of people hate them, but that's how hockey should be played.
They really do know their hockey.
Here's what I don't know.
What Chris Tucker is saying almost ever.
I only know what Chris Tucker is saying at the end of his phrase.
Everything else is like, Hey!
I'm gonna have to stomp on you!
I got the last part.
There you go.
See, I love him in Friday, and then that's it.
But it's hard for me to understand.
Uh, no.
No.
I didn't ask you to speak, Yakuza.
I don't dislike it, but I still like, he's amazing in Friday.
Yes.
And then when he got, like, when Friday 2 came around, it's like, what, you're too good now?
How did this happen?
Because you're in rush hour?
Okay, look, here, let's just move on with the story.
The two players involved were Lexi Seaton and Danny Maki.
Oh my god.
See if you can guess which is which.
Who was on the ice for 17 minutes?
Can I just see that again?
Please don't.
Okay, so the woman on the right knocked out somebody on the left?
It's science.
The woman on the right knocked out that lumberjack on the left.
Knocked out in the man in the pink or the blue?
We could be wrong about all of this.
I don't know which one.
I'm being serious.
No, that's the problem.
So am I. Here's the thing.
I did such due diligence on the, and everyone here, on the demographic issue.
Hold on, sorry.
It's the one on the left.
The one on the left knocked out the one on the right.
Really?
What?
Chaz Bono got sent to Neverland?
Oh, the one with the beard got knocked out?
Correct.
Awesome.
Good for her.
I mean, him.
Sent to the shadow realm.
Wow, that's a good player though.
One Twitter user replied that men playing on women's team, they don't understand.
But here's the thing, the NHL is really clear on it.
The NHL, they kind of avoided the wokeness for a while, but it's like a sick, it's like, remember the never ending story?
The nothing.
It hits everything.
The NHL responded, Trans women are women.
Trans men are men.
Non-binary identity is real.
Okay, hold on.
MugClubForever.com, please go and enter in your email because, you know, look, not only do we have a war, of course, against big tech, you never know what you can say and what you can't say.
And please do head on over to Rumble if you're watching on YouTube.
Nothing will make me happier than to see all the subscriptions go from YouTube to Rumble.
I'd love to see those numbers change.
But the reason I say all that is because Non-binary identity is not real.
It's not a thing.
It was never a thing until a year and a half ago.
If you want to say transvestite, sure.
Transsexual, sure.
The non-binary thing, it can't work.
Remember I told you this can't work in a society?
The non-binary thing can't work.
There was a podcast I listened to.
I don't remember how long ago this was.
It was during this podcast.
It was a woman slash non-binary who would switch mid-interview to being a man or a woman and was offended if you didn't use the proper gender.
Oh, Sybil.
Yes.
Well that's just confusing.
How are you supposed to keep up?
How are you supposed to?
Non-binary identity is real.
Do we have non-binary?
Can someone fact check this?
Do we have non-binary on our licenses?
Do we have non-binary?
No, we don't.
So you can't just switch it every day.
Let's stop trying to act as though that's hate speech.
You're gay?
Fine.
No one cares.
What, you're trans?
Go do your thing and you just can't demand that everyone Declares you a woman if you are what you call a barely passable.
Blaire White, friend of the show.
It would be impossible for me to say, that guy there, because Blaire White, you would say that lady there, because Blaire White clearly looks like a lady.
If it's a mental mind trick, if it's a Jedi mind trick, where you, I am a woman.
I'm not going along with it, and I don't even have a chip for, I am non-binary.
That wouldn't work!
It doesn't work on anybody, despite what the NHL is saying.
If the NHL believes that non-binary identity is real, put women in the NHL.
There you go.
Why is there a separate league?
Put them in the NHL.
Equal.
Equal rights, baby.
Put Brittany Griner on skates!
I agree.
She's been in Russia a little while.
I'm sure she skated.
She had to pick up some of it by osmosis.
Right.
It's all over the place.
I don't understand the world anymore.
I don't either.
I don't know.
I've lost the gift.
Hit the like button.
Please no.
Please no.
Anything.
Marklofherry.com is a gift.
That is a gift.
It's a gift.
Marklof has always been a gift.
But I've lost the gift.
Unless Toolman brings the overlay.
I've lost the gift.
I can't.
And there it is.
Gift.
I see flashes of the gift.
Gift.
I hate all of you.
This is for people who've been watching for the last year and a half.
It makes sense to the rest of you.
I apologize, but I don't.
So here are women.
And demon babies will attack you.
The server.
They attack the servers.
I'll tell you, the server was ready at mugclubforever.com.
And then, I'll tell you, the problem is demon baby know how to use a keyboard.
I came and they took the letter A off my computer and I'm like, oh man, nobody's gonna know what I think.
The thing with the demon baby, the way you identify a demon baby, they will always use caps lock.
They can't eat chocolate or that's dogs.
That's a telltale sign of the demon baby with caps lock.
So, women, and I mean women, And I mean, I don't know, are suing Elon Musk now.
So let's set this up.
Of course you knew this was going to happen.
Everyone is so litigious out there.
Like, look, if you were fired, just move on your merry way.
If it's a business partnership that doesn't work, just, just, just stop.
Just go on with your life.
But former... Or just steal stuff from the office like a normal person.
Exactly.
By the way, I know that you stole the coffee machine because when you invited me over for movie night, I saw it proudly displayed on your island.
It was good coffee.
Thank you, Cordray.
You know what, I'll be getting you for Christmas gift.
So these former female employees, and by the way, this is really poorly worded, because they're never going to say formerly female.
No.
Perhaps formerly female as well.
But these are former female, umbrella female term employees at Twitter.
They are now suing Elon Musk for what they are calling discriminatory layoffs.
Fifty-seven percent of women were laid off, while forty-seven percent of men were laid off, and the statistical significance of those numbers is through the roof.
This can't be explained by the fact that Musk said that he wanted to keep more engineering-type positions, because we analyzed it based on engineering-type positions, and the disparities between women and men were even more stark.
It changed overnight.
I've been through other acquisitions.
I've never seen anything like this.
Will she recover from the hockey game?
We just want them to live up to the commitments that they made to us.
They gave us comfort in staying with the company through the acquisition process.
It's very important for Elon Musk to realize that he may be the richest man, but he is not above the law, and the law in this case is... Okay, hold on.
Everyone shut up.
Remember, the rule is before we come back from the eclipse, just let me hit it first because...
Do we have this?
Pull that back up.
I had no idea that Henry Cejudo worked at Twitter.
I never knew that.
Come on.
Oh wow.
And by the way, you guys can clip this and send this to Henry because I know he has a sense of humor.
I'm not saying, Henry Cejudo, that you look like... I'm saying that this person clearly copied your haircut and I respect the balls that you've never changed it despite how silly it looks.
I do want to know which haircut...
Which haircut was left on the cutting room floor when you opted for that?
What was the second choice?
When she goes in and goes, just use the balloon.
Yes!
Done.
Rubber over one of those static plasma balls.
I like how you cleaned up the sides.
It's a Flobie haircut.
Yeah, exactly.
That's a Flobie for sure.
That's a good call.
Good pull.
And I think we've also noticed, not the epitome of health, CNN actually has live footage from Twitter HQ right now.
And she's only got one leg!
He's very cruel to them.
Yes he is.
It's hard to be fast with one leg.
Goldberg was a national treasure.
He was.
Not the wrestler.
No.
Goldberg from Mighty Ducks.
You know what else is a national treasure?
MugClubForever.com.
Do not let us lose touch with you.
Isn't it wonderful to know that you'll never get any spam, you'll never get any crap, your email list will never be sold.
You will just know when, if, and where MugClub returns.
And hey, everyone likes free stuff.
I don't like paying for it.
So, New York City, of course, you know, has had rising crime rates.
No.
What?
Yeah, and they've had falling recruitment numbers with police officers.
Sad.
And I, look, Humanities 101, I have a correlation causation.
I'd have to see the proof, I'm sorry.
No, exactly.
I'm just speaking in a general term, and I'm probably lying, okay?
New York is doing superbly.
Go visit it!
Yeah.
You'll see.
It's a great place to go.
Yes.
Go visit New York.
You can check all the references.
Go for a stroll at night.
Yes.
Leave your valuables somewhere we can find them, though.
Like a hotel, not in a safe.
Yeah.
You can check the references at loudearthcrowder.com.
But there have been some new crimes that have been committed which brings us to our latest installment of
Empire State of Crime Oh
So there was a massive fire in a Brooklyn evidence facility, which, you know, there's nothing else to say, just here it is.
Jim Smith is live in Chopper 2 over the area right now with more.
Jim?
And, Mary, yeah, we can tell you that smoke is blowing in a general south-southwest direction.
Yeah, just so you know, that facility held, facility, held, uh, seized vehicles, property, DNA evidence from unresolved burglaries or murders, and police cars that were involved in, uh, murdered officer cases.
So, this has the fingerprints of the FBI all over it!
How many people are watching that just like, yes!
I'm getting off!
Christmas came early, son!
There's a guy walking in and he's like, sweetie, I got another parking ticket.
Oh, okay.
Oh, good news.
You don't have to do that.
I'm sorry, I must have been lost in the fire.
People just start punching meter maids in the face.
Yeah, I love the intrepid reporting.
As you can see, there is smoke blowing that way.
Is that north or south?
Well, I guess you should hire a compass for scale, Susie.
You dirty whore.
We're going down.
There will be more fire soon.
Yes!
Losing control of the copter.
Yep!
That's not even the weirdest crime that has taken place, of course, in New York.
And, you know, they've had record crime rates and, of course, they've had problems with their police.
Look, I can do all the fact-checking, but you can just go back.
It's remedial.
We know about the bail, the catch-and-release bail that happens.
We know about the defunding of the police.
We know about the rhetoric from their mayor.
It's no surprise that this is happening.
But what is a surprise?
Some of the crimes, the nature of them.
On Wednesday, we had a perp in New York caught on tape robbing.
And here's what I know.
I know what you're thinking.
It's not what you're thinking.
So it was a McDonald's, but it's not the type of you would think cash register.
Right, right, right.
This is the perp robbing the McDonald's in the Bronx.
Police are searching for a suspect who stole food from McDonald's in the Bronx.
It happened at the fast food restaurant on East 170th Street in the Mount Eden section last week.
Now investigators say the suspect, you can see him here, threatened workers with a knife before going behind that counter.
By the way, we actually, we had the mask, but now we have an exclusive photo of the suspect in question. Um, we of
course- LAY OFF ME I'M STARVING!
So, let's be clear.
So, let's be clear.
You think, okay, knocked over a McDonald's, they probably have a lot of cash on hand, New York City.
No.
He used a butter knife and stole McDonald's food.
He was trying to stuff cheeseburgers into his pants pockets.
That's never going to work out well.
Before the Biden administration, that was dollar menu stuff.
Yeah, that really was.
Aim higher, love.
The cash register, what are you doing?
Chicken nuggets don't fold.
You got some of those apple pies?
Those are good.
I left money, your line's long.
The scalper up front sold me these!
That's actually the one time I was apprehended by the cops.
They almost arrested me.
Really?
It was in Montreal, the Metro turnstile.
I could hear the last subway, and it was a person on the phone who refused to just hit the button to open it.
I'm like, I put my ticket in, I put my ticket in, and I jumped.
And then I heard, like, you can't jump a turnstile.
I'm like, I left the ticket!
I've done that, and then they're like, I have to ring you up, and I'm like, I was standing there for five minutes, I'm leaving with this, and I left you extra money.
Yeah.
Didn't help that I had a pocket full of fentanyl, though.
No.
Well, they didn't care about that so much.
So he sold two double cheeseburgers, two dozen Chicken McNuggets.
Those are good.
And, uh, I mean, you know, look, I guess we talked about it, I think it's kind of, I don't like the fact, I think it's a little racist that the new Hamburger is, Hamburglar is black.
I agree.
And there's a better chance he's going to end up in jail, and those Fry Kids are going to grow up without a father.
Right.
And create, potentially, more Hamburglars.
And a lot of pregnant teen grimaces.
Yes.
Pregnant teen Stacey Abrams.
This has been Empire State of Crime.
You know, Kanye's... He's a... Why?
It's almost like a Street Fighter character.
That boy good.
Yeah, now about to do a stab.
I call this one the Zagat.
Okay.
I guess if that's what you want to do.
If that's what you want to do.
There's an award.
Bone Thugs had it right.
They just had backup.
Yep.
And Wu-Tang ain't nothing to mess with.
No, Wu-Tang's awesome.
Brings the ruckus.
Okay, by the way, we're going to be taking your chat, of course, today, and we will be broadcasting Monday and Tuesday.
Very short on YouTube, just to let you know, because we're doing You Can't Say That on YouTube segments for the end of the year.
All the stuff that we can't.
Which, if you watched us when we were on Rumble, a band from YouTube, it's not that different from the show, except, you know, You have anything to say about elections, or if you have anything to say about the most... Let's just not say anything.
CC, maybe?
Stuff like that?
You stop.
I just said the name, that's it.
Go stick your head in the stocking, and then put it in that oven right there.
Now!
No!
Okay.
I tried.
Let me ask you this, because we've talked about this in the past.
They've tried to coin this term, the Great Replacement Theory, as though it's something entirely racist.
And that's, the term has been used by racists, sure.
But what they try and do, we've talked about language this week, right?
For example, woman was changed by Cambridge, the definition.
Woman no longer means what woman has always meant.
Donald Trump, it came down to, he was removed from Twitter For saying 75 million patriots.
They said that patriots.
That was coded language for terrorists.
When we're talking about this right here.
Hey, Toolman, I have a question.
Why is your drink so far away from you?
You have to reach across half a football field.
Show people how you have to reach.
I always think he's going to put out a fire.
Can we get you a cup holder?
Okay.
Okay.
That's a good Christmas present.
Yeah.
Do you ever see it?
It's like, I just, I don't know why I see.
You gotta get something cool, though.
Tim's techy.
Like a gun medal, maybe?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That'd be nice.
For the side of his desk.
I'll throw in on it.
Yeah, okay.
Alright, we'll do that.
I always think there's something wrong.
Like he's about to hit a panic button.
There's actually a panic button.
Is there a panic button?
Yes, yeah.
I have one.
I just hit it all the time.
It's just I'm sitting here and half the time...
I have one in case I fall.
Yes.
And can't get up.
Oh, I got mine from G. Gordon Liddy.
Oh, nice.
Yeah, me too.
In case I have a heavy hamper.
Yeah.
It comes in handy when my tub door doesn't open correctly.
Have you seen those commercials for the grandmas like on the ground in the black and white commercial?
And it's just like, is this happening?
She's just dying.
She's starving to death in her basement.
about that? No. Oh my gosh. He goes, they show me, they don't even show me the fun part.
No!
Like show me the part where she falls down the stairs, breaks her hip. You show me her
already like, nah, I fell down.
There's a whole thing of white people doing stupid things in infomercials.
It's hysterical.
It's like, you can't open a can.
That's me though.
I don't have the can opener still.
Dave does.
White people are like, I don't know how to put food in a dog dish.
What is this?
How would I do that?
They're like, buy the food disher.
I don't understand the concept of density.
It just goes through.
Weird, I'm white and dumb.
So language, speaking of white and dumb, language has been changed.
Patriot means terrorist.
Woman doesn't mean woman.
And if you discuss fertility rates and if you discuss changing demographics because
of that and you discuss different voting bases, the left wants to silence you by using the
accusations of racism, right?
It's silencing you out of fear of being accused of being a racist.
So, we're not talking about the term, as it's been coined and co-opted, Great Replacement Theory.
I do, however, want to walk you through the idea that people are not having babies, that people, of course, and this is not only a problem in China, but particularly in the West, That we do have a population problem.
And I know that the neo-environmentalists want to tell you that we're overpopulated on this planet.
Elon Musk has also dispelled that, and I did it, I think, in 2010 at the Cancun Climate Summit.
But even just discussing your country, again, this is a global, right?
It's a global approach.
Oh, we need fewer people on Earth.
But guess what?
You need more people in your country to keep the economy working.
So it doesn't necessarily always have to be this global cabal of people peeing on redwoods at Bohemian Grove.
All you need is people approaching the world from a mindset of Mother Earth is most important.
We need fewer people.
And guess what?
That hurts your nation because you need a workforce.
So authorities in the UK now, they've outlined a plan that would send migrants to rural areas.
And this is according to their Migratory Advisory Committee.
These are the recommendations.
We believe it is in the best interest of the UK government to pilot and evaluate a rural visa targeted at areas facing depopulation, and that such a pilot would align with the government's commitment to level up all parts of the UK.
And France can suck me arsehole!
That sounds like a great plan.
This place is so bad, nobody voluntarily wants to be there, but let's send the immigrants there.
No one wants to... That's because that place is a right proper... Oh, jeez.
I'm muted!
No, I know, but I still heard it.
Did you hear it through your microphone?
No.
Okay, good.
No, no.
It just missed it through you, though.
Aye!
You're right proper...
You gotta have a mute button!
That's so much more fun!
It's such a jovial word over there, though.
It's not harsh like it is here.
Oh, we have a girl, by the way, hi Sarah, who works for us, a girl, lady from the UK, because she's on a different time zone, so sometimes she'll send news updates because we're asleep.
One time she was on Skype, and she, I swear to you, 20 times used the C word.
Yeah.
But in a way like, oh, oh, sorry, pardon me if you have kids, she's like, oh, oh, Stephen, oh, you cheeky!
And I'm just like, oh, stop!
She's like, what?
Oh, oh, it's just like saying, it's just like saying bastard.
My friend from Ireland, he was a comic who did Fallon, and I'm like, I've not heard his act without the C word.
And it's not on purpose!
No, to them it's not!
It's just how they talk.
This is the issue with language, and this is why the left wants to control and change language.
So, this is what they're saying in the UK, right?
Let me actually, just because the accent might have thrown you off, they're saying that of course they're facing depopulation, and so they want to bring in people on visas.
right? So they know deep, they've accepted depopulation is a problem, birth rates are a
problem, the way they solve it is with work visas bringing people in from largely third world
countries. By the way, you don't need to take my word for it, all references are available,
ladderwithcrowder.com. This is exactly, or I should say very similarly echoes
what Chuck Schumer said just last month. Now more than ever, we're short of workers.
We have a population that is not reproducing it on its own with the same level that it used to.
The only way we're going to have a great future in America is if we welcome and embrace immigrants, the dreamers, and all of them.
Because our ultimate goal is to help the dreamers but get a path to citizenship for all 11 million or however many undocumented there are here.
Hey, how about the ultimate goal is to better the situation for the American people?
I don't know, crazy idea.
That'd be a good idea.
That'd be racist.
No, come on.
So, is any of this true, the idea of fertility, the idea of you being replaced?
And by you, I mean, by the way, American citizens, white, black, brown, white, red, yellow in his sight, whatever the point is.
My point is, you know, like, I'm using the Jesus loves all the children, but I think I might have gotten some colors wrong.
So why do Western leaders, now that we know they say this, why do they want to bring in so many immigrants from countries that don't, more specifically, don't share our values?
As a matter of fact, come from countries where if you look at their laws are antithetical to our values.
Comment why you believe that's the case below, but it is undeniable that that is the case.
So let me get to some of the numbers here.
Let's get to fertility rates.
The minimum fertility rate to replace a population is 2.1, alright?
And low fertility rates are a big problem in most places in the Western world, or as I refer to it, good world.
Including the United States.
Our fertility rate is 1.64, Canada's 1.5, Germany's 1.53, UK is 1.56, France is 1.8, probably a little bit of wine-induced.
Germany is 1.53, UK is 1.56, France is 1.8, probably a little bit of wine induced.
The only Western nation above this rate, if we're using this term, is Israel at 2.9.
So we're all well below replacing the actual workforce, replacing the actual population
that we need to sustain our country, regardless of race.
So when the replacement rate, of course, the population is going to start to shrink, right?
Are you guys all following the math?
So what happens with that, it's not just the population, it's not just the economy, but the culture starts to change.
So the cultural values and norms of any place, I'm not just saying one good, other bad, I'm just saying period, whatever that culture is, if you bring in people from outside that have their own culture, which sometimes can be good, they can add to it, but not always.
There's a lot of people that don't really add much to what's going on right now in some of these countries.
They bring in that and it dilutes that culture.
And by the way, just to be clear, when you're trying to say it's a race thing, I would take 50 Cubans over one Swedish socialist.
Yeah, absolutely.
It's not a race thing at all.
I don't want the Swedes.
They're cowardly hockey players.
And I don't want Mars attacks.
Nope.
Think about that.
It was Tom Jones' best work.
Agreed.
Yes.
So here's another fact that you guys need to understand, and we need to look at this realistically.
Demographics, overall.
So let's look at the percentages of American families.
American families who have children, that has dramatically declined over time.
Right?
So in the 1950s, 48%.
of American families, you know, had children. By the 2010s, it's been about 31%.
Golly.
And now, today, the most recent poll, I believe it's the most recent, one of the most recent,
44% of adults in the United States don't ever expect to have children.
Now, that's a little different because it means they don't expect to, and how many times have
we heard, like, young women saying, I don't need children, I don't want them, and all of a sudden
they're 35, like, MY WINDOW!
Yeah.
By the way, really interesting point here, when we were looking to get a comparison of a survey like that, right, we showed you the people with children, and that number dropped precipitously, right, percentage, it was so expected, there's no data from the 1950s.
Like, people would be like, why are you asking me if I plan to have, yes.
Of course!
Well, yeah, it was also, yeah, if you were a Catholic, you were like, yes, I'm going to stop, I guess, whenever my body stops.
I mean, I guess 38?
I think we're gonna plan on 38.
Yeah, 38.
The uterus will give the answer.
Yes.
I will start at 19, of course, three years after I marry.
Yes.
And then have 57 children.
It will probably end when I find what's happened down there too gross to continue.
Right.
When it becomes too easy for childbirth, I will stop.
It looks like I put a cherry bob in the pet hamster.
When either businessman alcoholism stops my husband's erection permanently.
Yes.
Or my womb just says goodbye.
Yes.
They usually both tend to intersect.
About the same time.
44%.
Now, of course, this is also perpetuated because of the media who says, you don't need children to be... Look, that's not true.
Most women are more fulfilled and more happy when they have children, when they have families.
If you are a woman watching right now, let the world know that you exist.
Hit the like button because YouTube says you do not exist.
They say that every woman is a third wave feminist.
I can't Hell you, how many women I meet who disagree with that.
And by the way, women always become more conservative.
They get married, they're more conservative.
They have children, they're way more conservative.
If their children are involved with sports, way more conservative, particularly if they're a girl.
Now, in 2021, here's some more data.
Pew Research looked into some of the reasons that people were not having kids.
Now, I know what you're going to say.
We talked about this with divorce.
80% of divorces are filed by women, okay, nowadays.
It's actually like 90% for couples with college degrees.
And I went through these, the top five reasons.
Domestic abuse is lower than before.
Infidelity is lower than before.
Didn't even make the top five.
It was that they weren't happy, or they felt that their partner wasn't doing enough.
So I know what you're thinking here.
Research would show that there are people not having kids, and we have some top reasons.
You would think there's some kind of... and we are not discussing these people.
People have biological issues.
People have difficulty, you know, conceiving.
Of course we're not talking about... and I think that you know that, but we always have to put that disclaimer in case it gets taken out of context.
You can go screw yourself, media matters.
Now, When you look at these answers, 5% answered they didn't want to have kids because of the climate.
Wow.
9% said the, quote, state of the world.
Okay.
That's fair.
That's a guy who doesn't want to have kids, son.
She's like, really?
Come on, don't you think I'd make a good mom?
It's not you, Sandra!
It's the state of the world!
I'm gonna go out again with the boys tonight.
Yes, yes, yes.
Help the state of the world improve so we can have kids.
And you're going out for the sixth night in a row for- I've already- State of the world, that's right, you did tell me.
State of the world.
How come I've never met any of your guy friends?
Shut up.
Well, you just don't understand.
The state of the world.
As the 9% of us do.
Yes.
As the 9% of us do.
5% said they won't have kids because of the climate, 9% state of the world, and 56% said
they just don't want to.
So here's the silver lining, those don't sound like a speciali- well of course if it's a
child they shouldn't bear a child.
He sounded like the dinosaur sitcom.
I mean, they all kind of sound like it.
Gotta be honest, anybody between 18 and 40 kind of sounds like that.
Right, if you're the head of Twitter Trust and Safety between the ages of 8 and 80.
I just don't wanna.
Ah, good, great.
Well, at least I have a child.
I mean, I know we want people to, you know, have families and stuff like that, but with the people that answered, I don't know if I want them to.
Right.
That's what I mean.
That's a silver lining.
These don't sound like very conservative answers, which brings us to another point.
Conservatives have more children.
Significantly.
So, for example, pro-Trump counties had a 25 higher percent of At a 25% higher fertility rate than the pro-Biden counties.
And I know what some people are going to say, well that's because they're dumb.
That's because they're not at Ivy League.
Okay, well you know what?
If you believe that, you believe Florida was dumb and California did it right.
Okay, you believe Florida did it wrong, New York did it right.
The myth of the intellectual, you really think, it's the intellectuals who say that what you just saw in that hockey game Makes sense.
No, I think that working class Americans, and by the way, many of them have college degrees or trades.
No, I don't think they're having children because they're unintelligent.
Let's just, let's use this argument for a second.
Let's go with it.
Oh, so they're so unintelligent, they're so uneducated, that they're having children?
Guess what?
They're happier, and they end up raising more successful families.
Hey!
What did your degree do for you?
What did your masters in German poetry do for you?
So, voting for Donald Trump, voting Republican, directly correlates with having higher fertility rates.
And you know what?
I know.
I know this is a fact.
We've known this for a long time.
Because there's at least one documented case that showed exactly how that worked.
So, how can I help you?
Doctor, my husband and I have tried everything to try and get pregnant.
Do you have any suggestions?
I do have something that's worked in the past.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
Oh!
I think I feel something!
Wow!
Thank you, Doctor!
You're very welcome.
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Which in some cases are advantageous.
So here's another fact.
Democrats need immigrants, and I'm not saying need brown people, need black people, need yellow people.
What I'm saying is they need immigrants, specifically immigrants from third world countries, in order to ensure their stranglehold on power.
Here's why that matters.
That is diametrically opposed to what is in the best interest of you.
The American citizen.
And when I say you, I'm speaking to, by the way, Gay William, our Cuban-American agent.
I'm saying you to Mariela, a lady who works at Cleaning Lady, who we work with, who's a nanny, who's Bolivian, who's so excited to undergo the naturalization of the Green Card and then is actually getting the citizenship.
I'm saying you, mom, who I love, French-Canadian.
Who came here and loved this country dearly.
So, bringing in third-world country immigrants to ensure a voting base is opposed to what you, of all stripes here in the United States, tax-paying citizens, actually need in order to maintain the country that you flocked to.
Don't take my word for it.
Let's LaVar Burton this crap.
Just listen to Democrats.
In a few years we're going to be a majority brown country.
White people will not be the majority in the country anymore.
This will be the first generation ever in American history in which whites will be a minority of the generation at some point.
As of 2007, every year babies being born in this country, whites now are the minority.
Bad suit and background for him.
Everyone is going to be a minority.
The whitest man I've ever seen?
I know.
Demographics is destiny.
Demographics is destiny.
Demographics is destiny, right?
The country is changing.
Now the reason I say that is that if you say demographics is destiny, shouldn't it be demographics are destiny?
I don't know.
Demographics is, let me ask you a question.
Is it demographics is destiny?
Did you ask me a question?
I asked you a question.
I believe it's demographics are destiny.
Someone can correct us, and you can admonish us.
I don't know, it could go either way.
There's a lot of white people on TV for such a lack of them.
Yes, I know.
Demographics!
So they tell you it's a race thing.
Why?
Because if you then address immigration, it makes you a racist.
Don't fall into that trap.
Like I've talked about, you know, when people say there are higher standards of living, for example, I've used something that changed my mind.
There's some stats that just stick with you forever.
Swedish citizens, yes, they have a higher standard of living than
American citizens, that's true.
But Swedish Americans have a 50% higher quality of life than Swedes in Sweden.
Same thing for Danish Americans.
So when you are taking people from a country which is largely homogenous and they have
a culture that values labor, that values industriousness, that shares sort of traditional more Western
values, guess what?
You transplant them to the United States, they do better.
You don't have that same issue with people who come from third world countries who will
of course, yeah, lower and some people, they took our jobs, I get that you watch South
Park, but statistically it is economically true that the left wants immigrants to come
into this country, not in order to better the country, but because they believe that
these immigrants will do cheap labor, be happy to do it and vote for them.
Here they are saying we need them to do cheap labor.
We have a shortage of workers in our country and you see even in Florida, some of the farmers
and the growers saying, why are you shipping these?
Immigrants up north, we need them to pick the crops down here.
Go put on your Kwanzaa scarf, bitch.
Nope, no, I'm sorry.
Not immigrants.
We're not talking about immigrants.
We're talking about people who come into the country illegally.
That's the people that were being sent up north so that you can handle the problem that you guess is not really happening down on the southern border.
They just wanted to show you this is real, it's hard to deal with, and until you guys fix the problem, we're just gonna let you see what the problem is like.
How about we just talk about the fact that she used the term shipping?
Yes!
We've been looking for an American manufacturer for the mug for years.
here.
We've even been looking for a Taiwan manual.
Can't find them.
Here's a problem that also ends up being created by the left, is they're so strong and pro-union, and I mean corrupt union, talking about like SEIU, talking about like the UAW, To the point where the average salary is well over $140,000 for a factory worker at the UAW, and include benefits, time off, LASIK, right?
So, they make it unaffordable to manufacture in the United States, therefore necessary to bring it, or to ship manufacturing overseas, or to bring in people on H-1 visas to say, hey, we don't have Americans who can do this, we need to reduce the cost of goods and services.
Get rid of the corrupt unions!
And, let's close up our border and make sure that we are not just bringing in cheap labor.
It's not a difficult solution.
This is one of those issues that is not a hard solution, and that's how you know it's by design.
If it seems relatively simple, and you examine it from all angles, and it still seems simple, then you have to ask yourself, why is the simple solution, or really three simple solutions, why are they not being implemented?
Here's another fact that's pretty important.
Immigrants, overall, they actually have higher fertility rates than native-born Americans.
So, we talked about the United States, it's somewhere around 1.6.
It's fertility rate immigrants, it's over two. Now what about the immigrants who Chuck Schumer
wants to grant citizenship? According to a 2013 Pew survey, the Hispanic immigrants who were not
citizens identified themselves 33%.
33% is independent, 31% is Democrat, 4% is Republican.
Hey, if you're not a citizen, and we don't believe that they vote according to the left, right?
That's why we believe in voter ID, because some of us suspect they do vote.
Why do I give a shit how you identify?
I'm not a socialist.
I don't plan on being.
I'm not European.
I don't plan on being European.
So who gives a crap if they're socialists?
I thought this was a really good sting operation.
Yeah, only non-citizens can participate in our poll and then immediately you're driven right back across the border.
Right.
I thought that's how laws were supposed to be enforced.
Yes.
But here's a silver lining.
Mm-hmm.
Okay?
I bring you tidings of great joy.
Thank you.
It is Christmas.
Yep.
And their cigars shall be assigned on to you.
Spoiler, right?
You understand?
Okay.
When it comes to immigrants, and we have a really good gay one.
Mm-hmm.
We do.
There's one exception.
Not only one exception, but there's one that is unbelievable, is Cubans.
Yeah.
Cuban Americans.
And by the way, I know what you're saying, oh, so actually the Cubans started going to, well, everyone shifted toward Barack Obama.
In more recent years, it's not just that Cubans are incredibly conservative, but young Cubans are incredibly conservative.
Far more than young white Americans, and far more, by the way, than even older Hispanics in other demographics.
Young Cubans have rejected what they have seen if they are here in this country.
That is important.
We would think, right?
They just said white people are not going to be the majority.
I just told you I would take 50 Cubans over one Swede.
Swede is really, really white!
Why?
Because Cubans come here and they desperately want to be a part of America.
They appreciate it.
They're hard workers.
They're industrious.
They pay taxes.
I have never met a Cuban-American who, first off, couldn't make a fantastic sandwich, and I didn't just very much enjoy their company.
And I know we'll get some of the identitarians who get mad at me.
Look, just listen to some of these statistics.
And this is also why you see that Cubans are treated Differently from other brown people!
So last year, Biden's Homeland Security Chief Alejandro Mayorkas said this about Cuban refugees.
Hey, hold on a second.
So we grant asylum to people who are leaving places like Mexico, El Salvador, Honduras, and by the way, They're not seeking asylum.
They're just leaving crappy countries.
You know if you're shipped back to Mexico, pretty much nothing happens.
You know what happens if you get shipped back to Cuba?
It depends on the day and it depends who catches you.
These people are actually fleeing a persecutive government.
They have a claim for asylum and that's why we had different policies regarding Cubans for a very long time.
So, you have Nancy Pelosi, you have Chuck Schumer, you have Mayorkas saying, Hey, whites are going to be a minority, right?
We're going to be a majority brown country.
Come on over, dreamers.
Hey, come on over.
We're not in a country that's cruel.
We're a country that's, hey, Syrian refugees that are all military-aged men and entirely Islamic coming from countries where they're burning Christians alive even though they make up less than 1% of the refugees.
Yeah, come on over.
Cubans, wait.
Not so fast.
Yeah.
Was it Ilian Gonzalez who came over here in the 90s?
Do you remember?
He was like a little boy.
I was thinking of that.
Maybe I'm completely wrong on the name.
It could be.
It was his cousin.
He also has a cousin called Slowpoke.
But it was a huge issue because yeah, sending him back is such a catastrophic issue.
Yes.
As opposed to sending somebody back to Mexico.
And by the way, I don't know if you noticed, this is actually, I just talked with William about this, the economic conditions right now in communist rule combined with COVID.
Globalist policies, right?
Let's be honest, COVID was a globalist approach.
It's created the largest exodus from Cuba since Castro rose to power.
So yeah, there's a guy named Roger Garcia-Ordaz who has tried to flee Cuba 11 times.
There's a story out there and he said, of course I'm going to keep on throwing myself into the sea until I get to the U.S.
or if the sea wants to take my life, so be it.
So here's my question to you.
Why do you think... I'm sorry, slowpoke Rodriguez.
I just didn't mean to interrupt you.
I was thinking Gonzalez.
Okay.
My bad.
That was his cousin.
We're both children.
Go on.
I just want to be called out on this.
It's okay, I know.
White privilege, like Gonzales, Rodriguez, you know what, I don't know.
Either way, you put a baseball in their hand, they're going to throw it a quarter mile.
Now, I have a question for you.
Why do you think the Democrats don't want to support, that's Puerto Ricans, oh my god, I'm way off, or Dominicans, oh gosh, ugh.
Any 12-year-old in the Dominican Republic is better than Babe Ruth.
Yes, exactly.
It's not even close.
So why do you think, comment below, they don't want to support Cubans, Democrats.
Okay, let me give you some pretty clear numbers here.
In 2022, Ron DeSantis won 68% of the Cuban vote.
And by the way, young Cubans, meaning ages 18 to 39.
Hey, that's our demo.
They drastically favor Republicans.
Republicans, as far as favoring a Republican candidate, 61%.
Young Cubans favoring a Democrat candidate, 27%.
You don't find that kind of spread anywhere else.
Anywhere else.
You will not find that kind of a reliable, conservative, Republican voter base anywhere else, including in the rural South.
So, I want to be crystal, crystal clear.
When the left says demographics is destiny, I'm still not sure if they're right, if it's not our destiny.
You're clairvoyant.
Oh, I'm clairvoyant?
Oh, look what's happening on CNN right now.
Oh, they're not Cubans.
Oh, they're just, hey, walk across here.
Yeah, let's bring this up on CNN.
What is looming over all of this, John, is the prospect of Title 42 being suspended next week.
This is a surge different from all of that, but the Biden administration is preparing for as many as 9,000 to 14,000 people crossing I sure hope you're preparing with an upright trampoline.
Daily.
Preparing for that number every single day.
Right.
Yeah.
Just think about that.
Now, again, see what they're saying, they're preparing for them daily.
That's a little bit different from the rhetoric.
Isn't it nice when we get to fact check things on air?
At least rebut things on air, I should say, in this case.
When you're talking about Biden's Homeland Security Chief Alejandro Mayorkas said about Cubans, allow me to be clear.
If you take to the sea, you will not come to the United States.
Right now they're preparing for all of these people.
We are rolling out the welcome mat.
Hey, they're both brown!
They're both coming from countries that have been economically devastated.
I would argue the difference is that you're actually persecuted in Cuba since it's a communist regime and you're not allowed to speak out.
You actually do have political prisoners on a regular basis despite the fact that, you know, Michael Moore actually went to Cuba in sicko and said that they have better health care than us.
I missed him when he was fat.
Is he thin now?
I don't know.
He looks like in transition Walter White.
At the end of the series, or?
I don't know why, no, I pictured it.
Any part of the series.
Okay, yeah.
So, Cubans, Cuban-Americans, this is, hey, why don't we look at, why don't we look at changing that palette?
They are furious as to what happened in Florida.
And by the way, Hispanics are migrating more, and I mean this sort of politically, more and more toward the right.
Cubans have always been on the right.
Slight exception under Obama, but that's because it was the worst candidate of all time with Romney.
On his left.
Oh, sorry, I always forget my right, their left.
Followed closely by John McCain.
Romney-McCain, horrible candidates.
The whole country went kind of toward Obama.
They shifted back, and Cubans shifted back in a really, really big way, and young Cubans.
What does that tell you?
This is what that tells you.
People who have seen communism or socialism, they reject it so outright.
I mean, you should hear our agent there, Gay William, talk about it.
He hates communists, along with Puerto Ricans, but that's a story for another day.
I've talked about my friend though who came from Russia.
Yeah.
And just, I mean, even when you talk about like Fedorov and people that got to a store and were like, I don't understand, you can buy anything?
Right.
People that stood in bread lines who came here and were millionaires.
Can you understand, like, I don't think a human being can understand the concept of, you know, having seriously nothing.
Right.
And then the chance for pretty much anything you want.
Right.
Absolutely.
And they're willing to take a risk.
They're not just walking through An open fence, a wall that doesn't exist.
I saw actually the float graveyard when I was doing some shows for the troops in Guantanamo Bay.
These makeshift rafts, these people, there is some buy-in.
There is some buy-in because they want to be Americans.
They're not just saying, hey, I want to go be a day worker and then send some money back to Cuba.
So let's kind of recap this.
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Democrats, immigration, while we're talking about you being replaced.
Okay.
They don't want you, meaning they, the Democratic Party, does not want you to have big families.
Why?
Well, a couple of reasons.
First off, if you have families, mom, dad, and kids, guess what?
You are now statistically conservative.
Also, you are now statistically as inoculated as you can be against going to prison.
against poverty, against divorce, against mental illness.
If you have mom and dad and they are currently in your life, you are less likely to rely on big government. Also, people
who have big families, guess what happens?
They tend to move out of major cities where leftists want you, dependent on public transportation.
They want you dependent on the infrastructure that they have as opposed to being autonomous.
And of course, Democrats want to increase their voter base and bring in cheap labor so they can take your jobs.
jobs just not cubans just not cubans
Comment if that seems like it's a little bit of a shell game.
Hey, how about everyone out there says Cubans over Swedes.
How about that?
Let's see if that gets struck as racism.
Cubans over Swedes.
Comment that below and see what YouTube does.
I would take a million Cuban refugees and actual refugees over a single Finnish socialist.
By the way, Finland is boring as hell and at least the Cubans have I mean, there's a lot of fun.
They're a fun people.
They got cigars.
You ever had a Cuban sandwich?
There's nothing like it.
You ever had Cuban coffee?
A little too much sugar, but it's unbelievable.
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