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I'm sorry.
So glad to be with you.
We're going to be talking about a lot here today.
We'll be talking about the Iranian World Cup protest, not to be confused with the virtue signaling from all of the other gay Europeans who wanted to wear their gay bands, but then when the Is it FIFA?
FIFA guys.
FIFA said you can't wear the gay armbands.
In Qatar, they kill gays.
They're like, that's okay, we didn't want to wear those armbands anyway.
Armbands?
What armbands?
What armbands?
You know what we should do?
We should make them, we should make the gays wear the armbands, they said.
See if they can fly.
Don't armband me.
And then we'll be talking about, of course, we have Biden parting some Thanksgiving turkeys, which is fun.
Also, what's really happening, here's the theme today, okay?
I've talked about this quite a bit in the past.
Everything's just a little bit screwy today, it's okay.
I mean, it's not okay, but it's okay, but it's not okay, but it's okay.
The media, you know, people talk about the election stuff going on, and we will probably have Carrie Laika on at some point here between Thanksgiving and the New Year.
Looks like there's some stuff actually that's going to happen in Arizona.
We want to wait until we get some confirmation on developments, but before we get to any of that, What's most important is understanding that the media does enough.
That the media interferes with elections enough.
And you need to try and preempt that.
You know, an ounce of prevention is worth 10,000 pounds of cure, is that what it is?
Something like that.
10,000 pounds of defense is what they say in sports.
So, to give you an idea, remember that missile you heard about?
The Russian missile in Poland?
Turns out that was complete total horse crap.
Didn't happen.
And that came from the AP, which is the single most reliable newswire.
It's what all news sources use for their daily updates.
Then it was reported as though it was legit.
The same AP, by the way, who said that the Hunter Biden laptop story was Russian disinformation, which would have affected the outcome of the election.
There's no doubt about that.
And that was confirmed by CBS.
So that's enough.
And so sometimes when people ask, hey, what do you guys do?
Well, I'm not running for office.
No one here is running for office.
But counterbalancing that in the media, that to me, everything is downstream or upstream, whichever term you use.
I don't, I still don't fully understand the colloquialism.
Because you could be upstream, you could be downstream.
You know what?
Comment below.
Is it up- everything is upstream or everything is downstream?
Downstream.
What do you think it is?
Everything is downstream from- Well, if you pee in the river, is it going upstream now?
Is everything upstream from culture or is everything downstream?
I hope it's going downstream.
Is it upstream or is it downstream?
I hope it's going into your drinking water.
Somebody let us know.
Help us!
The point is in the hierarchy.
That wasn't a bad Tom Hanks.
It wasn't bad.
No.
It's impressive.
Someone help Gerald!
Gerald's not funny!
Help him!
He's not funny!
I think you want it to go with the current.
Yeah.
You don't want your pee to go a different way than the current.
Yeah, I don't know.
But I did watch Driver Man, and I know that if you put the bottle of water underneath some rocks with running water, it acts like a natural filter.
Really?
Yeah.
Didn't fix the E. coli, though.
I still... No.
Turns out you shouldn't use a dirty sock as a filter.
No.
I learned it the hard way.
So there, we have that comment.
And let me ask you this, too.
What do you think is the dumbest virtue signaling that's going on?
The World Cup is just absolutely perfect, because it's soccer, and it's gay enough, but it turns out it's not gay enough.
And the Iranians are not happy about a lot either.
But think about this for a second.
How's it gonna roll?
The Poland, right?
Remember?
Poland, we covered it here, even on this show.
Okay, the missile in Poland, right?
I think Donald Trump Jr.
talked about it?
Yeah.
Why would they lie about that?
Well, it turns out that it was wrong.
There was no vetting.
And, uh, the retraction doesn't trend.
The trend is already done.
For 10 hours, number one trend all over social media.
That could set off World War III.
Very big difference between Poland, when you're talking about a NATO ally.
Yeah.
Very big difference.
We've talked about that on this show.
If something happens with Poland, shit's about to pop off.
Turns out it was false.
Have you heard of the retraction?
Have you heard now about the Hunter Biden laptop being 100% legitimate?
These changes affect elections.
These changes affect world governments.
And they are being affected by people who hate you.
They hate everything about you.
So that's what we're going to get into today.
And that and more Ticketmaster Taylor Swift, because it's a gay theme.
How are you, Gerald A?
I'm doing well.
How are you?
I am doing okay.
You got less sleep last night, but you feel more rested today.
How does that work?
I do.
Well, I had some wins because of you yesterday.
Some personal wins.
Well, thank you for that.
He has very tender hands.
Yes, he does.
They're soft.
He's a very considerate lover.
He is.
I am not.
But he takes the reins when he needs to.
You know he wears the pants or doesn't.
Right.
I mean he wears the half pants.
Yes.
The short pants.
Yes.
The knickers.
Knickers!
K with a K.
Alright.
Hey.
So before we get to any of that, uh, by the way, I don't know if you know this, research has shown- Oh, sorry!
Dave Landau is here, fastest man on his feet!
Dave Landau, how are you?
Ahoy, good, how about you?
I'm okay- I feel better today!
Yeah?
I feel a little bit better today.
Nice.
I assume it's because I ate crap last night.
Do you ever find you feel better after, like, a couple of drinks and you eat crap and the next day you feel better?
You mean like the cheesecake factory I ate at 10pm?
Did you?
Well, what's so sad about that is I know you didn't go to Cheesecake Factory, so you Uber-Eatsed Cheesecake Factory?
It was DoorDash, which means it was $4,000.
Did the guy delivering it just look at you with judgment in his eyes?
Yeah, he's like, here's your pie.
And then he flicked one of my tits.
He's like...
I'm...
Enjoy it.
Enjoy it.
Tons of fun.
He's very rude.
Did it hurt enough for you to go BOOOOOOOP?
Oh, what's that enchanting sound?
I've heard you before.
I love your shirt, by the way.
Show it.
Oh yeah.
That's one of my favorites.
Hallelujah.
That's one of my favorite quotes from that movie.
Oh, I thought it was Joe Biden on that shirt.
It is!
We sell this shirt.
Let me get right into it here.
Research has shown that testosterone levels in men have dropped nearly 25% over the last quarter of a century.
Really?
I blame BPA plastic.
Also, I blame the estrogen injections directly into men.
You know, it's all estrogen injections these days, kids.
So, 25% over the last quarter century, and here's something that you may not have known.
This guy is responsible for 24% of it.
Start by grabbing some air-dried bugs on Amazon.
These grasshoppers cost me just £12 and provide me with all the protein I need for the week without destroying the planet.
Get the bugs into a bowl and break them down.
Blend them into a powder.
This is our protein base.
Next, cook a handful of rice in simmering water.
While that's cooking, add some seed oil to the bugs and stir.
Then some flour, sustainable is best.
Then we add our bug mix to the rice.
Give that a second to blend.
Boom, bug burgers!
Use your hands to shake the patty, then just fry until golden brown.
Beautiful.
Now cut some garnish, and look at that.
It's weird when we're saying the same thing, like, look at that, and we're going, look at that!
I like my medium rare.
Yes, yes.
Was that like a two ounce patty?
Yeah, exactly.
That entire bag would not suffice.
For crying out loud, Dave, I mean, he would put that on top of his cheesecake.
You'd put that on top of his chicken piccata.
I would, and then I would go, I don't want this.
Yes, exactly!
It tastes like grasshoppers.
You put it off to the side.
If it's not escargot, I'm not eating bugs.
And here's the thing, I get it if you want to eat bugs, fine, whatever, look, you do you, but the problem is that they want you all to eat bugs.
The problem is that you're going to get government subsidies for bugs.
The problem is that it's going to be just like the USDA.
I don't know if you know this, McDonald's used beef tallow in their fries.
Turns out that's better for you than hydrogenated vegetable oil.
They switched over because of the neo-environmentalist vegan, back then it wasn't a thing, vegetarian lobby before it became trendy, and now you end up with all of these trans fats and it's worse for you.
Here's something else.
Do we really think that we know how this is going to end up?
I mean, you do understand that bugs are a part of the ecosystem, right?
I get it, they're farming grasshoppers now, and then of course in five years you're going to have someone asking for wild-caught grasshopper.
Free-range grasshopper.
You don't think they have anything to do with the topsoil?
Bugs?
You don't think they have anything to do with the ecosystem?
Keep in mind, by the way, krill was a perfect example of this.
You know krill oil?
It was basically used as pet food filler.
Right?
And it was a sustainable alternative to fish oil.
They were saying, because it's plentiful, it's the most renewable resource in the world.
Now there's worry about a threat to the krill population.
How much do you want to bet that that's going to happen with grasshoppers?
And you can thank me.
Is that beyond whatever?
Beyond bullshit?
I don't know.
I don't know what it is, but I do know that I always heard the rumor of Dave Thomas using mealworms.
I don't know if it's true.
Well, whatever.
Tasted good.
Yeah.
Yeah, whatever.
I don't care at all.
He seemed to master the bug.
The art.
The bug and beef mashup.
What bothered me about him was that I don't, I mean, I don't think his daughter was at the age of consent when he put her on, in her most unflattering light, on every single Wendy's sign.
No, no.
Well, she was also, as she got older, a little, uh, she ate a lot of Wendy's.
Yeah, she ate a lot of Wendy's.
Yeah, and you're like this.
But the point is he kind of set her up for failure with that one.
But he learned from the colonel.
Yes.
Did you know that?
He did, yeah.
That's why.
He did.
Because the old colonel's so good.
One of the herbs and spices?
Yep.
Mealworms.
Yep.
Can't confirm that.
We hear all those urban legends as kids.
You know, comment below the urban- what was the other urban legend that we used to hear?
Remember they put stuff in the McDonald's patty to keep you from throwing up?
Yes.
Remember they used to say that?
What's the term in English?
In French it was an anti-vomissant, like an anti-uh, what's the term for something?
Yeah, but I don't know the actual term in English.
There's an anti-use for, uh, but that's the total opposite.
That makes you vomit.
If you drink alcohol, never mind.
I've been court ordered to do too many things to know what you're talking about.
We have Epicoc here for sketches that we wanted to do, and our half-Asian lawyer Bill told us no, that would actually be vandalism.
Don't you remember the Epicoc of the DMV sketch that we wanted to do?
No.
Oh, we'll talk about it on Mug Club.
Hold on, let me write this down.
I'll write this down as we get to Gerald Knows Sports.
Woo!
Eh? Eh? What?
Eh?
Come on!
Wide open!
He scores!
How do you spell uppercock?
I'm not gonna say it.
Okay.
They used to get to me on a later date.
I believe that's at the new Disney Plus?
Yes, exactly.
They brought back Iger!
They did.
I know.
That's what happens when you lose all your money.
Old Bob.
Tim Allen, when they were like, we don't need you, then Buzz Lightyear tanks, and they're like, we're sorry about that.
Yeah, can you do a Santa Claus series?
He's like, you didn't get enough with Santa Claus 3?
By the way, I-P-E-C-A-C.
I-P-E-C-A-C.
I was way off.
I pretty much just, I did a hooked on phonics version and it could also just be a porno password.
Alright, so Gerald knows... I'll put it in your TalkBoy, because I'll remind you later.
Yeah!
$5,000 this goes for now.
On eBay.
Yeah.
This is an authentic TalkBoy.
That's the silver tuna, baby.
The silver tuna tonight.
Alright, Gerald.
You know sports.
I do, and you don't consider this a sport, so I appreciate you allowing this to happen.
I consider it a sport.
I also consider it an embarrassment.
Two things can be true.
That is true.
FIFA.
So, World Cup started and...
Things got a little bit interesting.
Say it again.
FIFA?
FIFA World Cup.
Ooh, that's verbal epicoch for me.
It is.
It's billions of dollars though, right?
So prior to the opening match at the World Cup, Iran played England and they actually did a little bit of protesting.
Oh yeah, the Iranians refused to sing their own national anthem.
Good for them.
They're all thinking of being beheaded when they go home.
Yeah, it seems like a bad idea.
Better than boarding flight 93.
Yep.
I've made a huge mistake.
Yeah, they're all off to work from the box cutter factory.
Is everybody else doing it?
Hey, it looks like hijacker Andrew Tate.
They were all murdered.
Right.
And here's the thing.
We're joking, of course, but that actually takes balls for them to do that.
It does, it does.
Because they are protesting the unjust murder.
We'll get to that in a second.
Right, of the protesters.
Right, of the protesters.
It takes a little bit more than the armband.
It takes actual balls to do what they're doing.
A little bit more.
A little bit more.
Unfortunately, though, you should note, This is the problem.
Players don't have all that much power, right?
It's the people in charge.
It's the suits.
And you've heard me talk about that even sometimes on the conservative side.
Not just when we're talking about the political establishment, but even when you're talking about the media on the left and on the right.
The suits aren't necessarily lined up with you.
The suits in the soccer league are not lined up with the players.
and so the protest fell on deaf ears because FIFA brought in someone to pinch hit and sing the national anthem anyway.
That's beautiful.
Gerald, give us an update here, though.
Nearly 400 Iranians have been killed for protesting the death of 22-year-old Masha Amini.
Right, and so we've seen this happening all over the world.
People are protesting this.
Now, people are actually being killed, but it goes a little bit further than that.
You're like, oh, okay, so people are being killed in the streets.
That's bad enough.
Well, when Parliament gets together, like the Iranian Parliament did, and basically says, yes, you need to execute the protesters, That's pretty bad.
That's not just like the Ayatollah being crazy and going out and murdering people.
That's all of Parliament being like, yeah, we totally, they shouldn't be killed.
Can I make a point there?
Because I come, you know, I was raising Canada, we have a parliamentary system.
For all this talk about democracy dies in darkness.
Well, if you understand what a parliamentary system is, there still is a component of democracy.
Some people would say it's more democratic than really what we have as a constitutional republic.
But it doesn't really matter if Parliament can still just order the execution of protesters.
Hey, democracy can also be mob rule infringing on the rights of the minority.
Yeah.
Well, and the United States of America needs to stand with the protesters more than just tweeting something out like AOC saying, we stand with you.
That's fantastic.
Okay.
The president just needs to come out and say, hey, we stand with you guys.
We're going to stand arm and arm with the protesters here.
They're not doing that.
In the name of God, the most gracious, the most merciful.
on the line. So the captain of the Iranian soccer team, the football team actually, Ehsan
Al-Safi, addressed the situation in this clip.
In the name of God, the most beautiful, the most beautiful.
Hello, dear friends.
A language of romance.
I would like to thank all the families of the Iranian people.
They should know that we are with them and we are in their care.
Thank you.
Eastern, okay?
And we are on, of course, YouTube, but also Rumble.
Nothing would make me happier.
For those of you right now, you can go over and watch on Rumble.
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That way you don't have to keep checking in every single day.
And of course, audio, Spotify, Apple, there's exclusive stuff on audio.
We're on all these different platforms because we're in the process of diversifying from the satanic pedophile cabal at YouTube.
I'm joking.
Now, this is what he said for people listening on audio.
In the name of God, creator of rainbows, mustn't be afraid to aim a little higher, love, I want to say condolences to all of the grieving families in Iran.
We want them to know we are with them and by their side and share their pain.
And again, the problem with the suits is they co-opted.
Speaking of rainbows, FIFA decided to try and commendeer this and issue their own statement.
Well, too much? Comment below.
Or just the right amount.
I think just right.
I think it's perfect.
It's baby bear.
It's all the spices and herbs working together.
All the mealworms fit to eat.
I don't want to fly home with any of them.
So, after his fight in Abu Dhabi, we talked about this, Banil Dariushi actually gave a similar speech, right?
Except on a religious front, it wasn't just the protesting, but basically standing up to an authoritarian regime where the protest will actually cost you something.
Not like in the United States, where you can protest and you can light stuff on fire and they don't do anything to you.
You can just say the wrong things in Iran and they can kill you, right?
400 people being killed by the Parliament saying, yes, Justice Department, do that, please kill more, more, more.
Democratically killed.
Yes, well...
One might say.
Just like Bernie Sanders.
Democratic socialism.
And by the way, hey, please, if you're on YouTube right now, hit the like button.
Not only if you stand with these people, obviously the people who are... I say these people because there's protest and protest, protesting, protesters, so it's a little bit hard.
It's like the metaverse of protesting.
But also hit the like button if you just want to let Benil Dariush know that this guy deserves a title shot.
And he is catching some flash.
for what he did in Abu Dhabi, saying, hey, there is truth in Jesus Christ.
The guy's on an eight-fight win streak, he's an absolute monster in the cage,
and his biggest problem is he's too nice. He doesn't talk trash.
Yeah. If he talked a little trash, he might stir up a little bit of...
We'll have him here on an Ash Wednesday, even though he won't smoke.
That'd be great.
He's a solid, solid fighter.
Yeah, I think it'll stir up more controversy just talking about Jesus, to be honest, especially with that.
Yeah, yeah, it's a good point. It's unfortunate.
At the same time that all of this happened, the FIFA, well, basically the captains of some of the English and other
clubs around Europe decided that apparently protesting for LGBTQAIP, right,
they couldn't fit it all on there, so they had to stop.
All those rights, they were going to wear an armband.
You could fit it on a Tess Holliday armband.
Because that's how you protest.
Or an inconsequential armband for one person, just the captain of the team.
Where's that armband, by the way?
So one guy running around with it.
But FIFA actually said, well, no, you're not going to do that.
And if you do, we'll give you a yellow card and give you a fine.
And they're like, no, we're absolutely going to go ahead and do this.
And that's that's just that's in one day before.
I'm not kidding.
One day before they're saying we will absolutely do this.
And then Harry Kane actually was one of the guys who was supposed to to do it.
I don't know.
Did you already bring up?
Yeah.
Harry Kane looking tough right there with his one love.
Honestly, I just thought he was a soccer player.
And then they decided... That's not their normal uniform?
No.
So you know what a yellow card is?
It's basically like a... There'd be no way of knowing.
It's a heart with rainbows.
It's cool.
They were going to give Harry Kane a yellow card to start the match, which means he can't foul anybody so egregiously that he gets another one.
And he was like, well, that's just too much.
I can't do that.
I can't play into that.
Right.
So according to Sky News, the One Love campaign was originally initiated by the Netherlands and aims to use football to promote inclusion and send a message against discrimination.
You guys are gay enough.
You don't need to wear an armband.
And then he immediately pulled it.
He immediately pulled it.
Look, this is the thing.
Also, keep in mind, there are a couple of other layers to this story.
You know, 6,500 migrant workers died constructing these stadiums, facilities in Qatar.
I'm willing to bet that some of them were indentured servants, just so people don't know.
More slaves on earth right now than ever in recorded history.
Over 40 million.
We've talked about that in the past.
You can do something about slavery now.
When people talk about the evil history of America and slavery, and of course, slavery is a stain on our history.
Make no mistake about that.
Everyone here, right?
Do we all agree?
Anti-slavery?
Dave, no joke, we're all anti-slavery.
We're all anti-slavery.
I also have an Uncle Slavery.
It still, son of a, still happens.
It still happens today.
And you're not willing to wear an armband?
In the United States, they kneeled for the anthem.
By the way, the country who has liberated more slaves than any in the history of mankind, but they won't wear an armband because that might offend an emerging market, just like with the NBA.
What happened with the Hong Kong protesters?
What about Disney, for example?
If they're going to remove the LGBTQAIP agenda content from Disney, it's because Lightyear wasn't allowed in certain Asian markets.
That's the issue.
They go where the dollars are, and I will tell you this, it's ugly on all sides.
I don't need companies to be conservative.
I think a lot of companies that present themselves as conservatives, this is why we have very few sponsors on the show, A lot of companies out there that present themselves as right wing are really just fleecing you.
Not all of them.
We have some great people we work with, of course, Walther, of course, Good Rancher, of course, Patriot Supply.
If I'm missing any, of course, Clear, right?
We keep them very limited because we know these people, we know where they line up, and that's why we ask that you support them.
If I put my stamp on it, it means that I am vouching for the integrity of the company.
But you know what I'm fine with?
Dunkin' Donuts.
Dunkin' Donuts, their CEO, said, we're not Starbucks, we're not political.
And you know what they do as far as charity?
They mostly do Feeding the Hungry, they do turkey drives, they do things like Big Brother programs.
Good!
You don't have to be right.
You don't have to be right-wing.
Just don't use your money to actively fight against the values of this country, and I'm okay with it.
Yeah, and this shows you their character, right?
So these guys are protesting what they say is gross human rights violations by people who are gay, homosexual, or against them in Qatar, right?
People who are gay and homosexual.
And they're saying, oh, this is so important that we have to end it.
One, I noticed that you showed up.
You're playing, aren't you?
You had a choice to go to the World Cup or not, so yeah, apparently it didn't offend you.
Their deaths didn't offend you so much that you couldn't go there and play.
And two, when any resistance came your way, you simply said, OK.
You don't have these values.
You do it when it's convenient and you virtue signal.
The Iranian protesters, by not singing that national anthem, could die.
These guys don't believe what they're saying.
They're just doing it because everybody says you should and it's popular and you can put it on Instagram and look tough for a soccer player, which is a hard thing to do, and then you fold.
Yeah, these guys should get beheaded and you guys could maybe be called homophobic or not an ally on Twitter.
Exactly.
This is how you judge.
Look, the middle of a man is judged by, first off, what does he do when no one's looking?
When there's no reward for doing the right thing, but he's doing it for the right For the right thing's sake.
And what do they do when there is something on the line?
Where they stand to lose something.
And invariably, with Hollywood, and by the way, let's be honest, professional sports leagues, these are entertainment organizations, invariably when push comes to shove and it comes time to actually take a stand with consequences, they slink out.
They slink out.
Well, they bend so many different ways, it's just pathetic at this point.
Like, how do you know what anybody believes?
Well, but soccer players, lots of practice with the bending.
We were talking about, though, Disney.
Same with, like, Tim Allen, where it's like, okay, well, we need you back now.
Sorry, buzz-bombed, so we apologize.
Oh, let's get the old president back.
Let's do the, like, they don't care.
I really wish that Tim Allen would have told them to go screw themselves.
He should have.
He should have said, oh, you didn't want me then?
You don't get me now.
I love it when he does that sound.
I know.
This has been Gerald No Sports.
I get the history, I still don't get it.
Joe Biden, former Vice President Biden, took part in the tradition, you know, it's an annual tradition where you pardon a Thanksgiving turkey.
They had dirt on the Clintons!
Yes!
No, he wouldn't have pardoned them.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
He would have put them through a wood chipper.
Well, you think they're pardoned.
Just wakes up nailed into its coop.
With a metal water dish over it in the middle of the sun so they can think about what they've done.
He unpardons the turkeys.
Yes!
So he pardoned some turkeys on Thanksgiving, and one of them was named Chocolate, one of them was named Chip.
Really?
Yes.
Ignore inflation, by the way.
And of course, he said a bunch of dumb things, which brings us to this week in Biden.
If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
Votes are in.
They've been counted and verified.
There's no ballot stuffing.
There's no foul play.
The only red wave this season is going to be a German Shepard commander knocks over the cranberry sauce on our table.
How many turkeys you got down there?
You raising?
Circle S Ranch grows about nine and a half million turkeys a year.
God love you.
Nine and a half million turkeys.
I tell you what, that's like some of the countries I've been to.
Now imagine, this has to be boring, boring, boring for these kids to stand up here.
You're allowed to do anything you want, including go steal a pumpkin, if you want.
Anything you want to do.
If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
Do you Mexicans want to go steal a pumpkin?
You probably want to take some.
Go in the house and take some silverware.
Yeah.
Take the finest china.
Some of them have gold-plated handles.
Yeah.
You guys need a nap?
Yeah.
I need a nap.
Ava Lincoln used a spoon in there.
Go steal it.
I really like how industrious you people are.
I don't know what you do with the Santa, though.
Oh, yeah.
Smash a pumpkin.
Surprise me.
You want to climb the White House wall and inter-illegally?
Yeah, go steal a pumpkin?
Why does he assume that?
Does he not?
He's just like, yeah, you look like ethnicity.
You got a little bit of ethnicity in you.
Steal a pumpkin.
This turkey looks like Mitch McConnell's.
It's impractical.
Silly neck.
Can I punch it?
Do you want to watch me punch a turkey?
It looks like Mitch McConnell and then I got J- Can you bring up just a freeze frame of that?
Why is Gerard Depardieu helping him pardon a turkey?
Let's see.
The turkey is being pardoned by bogus.
It's just nice to see that he's no longer Me Too'd.
Yes.
He's back.
I mean, honestly, can you really meet two Frenchmen?
No, that's what I didn't understand.
Please try G-Part 2.
This brings us to the Thanksgiving Day Parade.
This is happening again.
It's a lot of fun.
We're going into Thanksgiving.
You guys can comment below what you're most thankful for because, you know, it's a cliché.
I'm thankful for you guys.
Aww.
That's a lie.
Aww.
Homo.
I'm thankful for the destruction of soccer, that I get to watch it unfold in real time
So, obviously you have the big Thanksgiving Day parade.
It's a tradition.
Are you guys watching that this year?
Hell yeah!
Dave, you got a little too excited on that, buddy.
Well, actually, here's the thing.
They decided to change it up a little bit with some of the balloons to reflect, you know, 2022.
They have to get with the times.
Like a chicken that identifies as a turkey?
Like a liberal leaving Twitter?
Yes, yes, they have that.
I don't know how you put it on a float.
Well, I mean, you could with an arrow or something.
Yeah, there's like, well, there's a minor attracted Santa.
It's a mass.
So it is liberal.
Yeah.
Oh, good.
And, uh, this one is actually for the neighbors to the north because, you know, they want to, uh, they want to cozy up to Canada.
They have, uh, Frosty Trudeau is one of the new, uh, floats that they have.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
Happy Blackface!
Nailed it.
And, uh... There's no magic in that hat.
Just hate.
And maple syrup.
I have to go commit a hate crime.
I'll be busy, busy, busy.
Uh, this one is, I don't know why I remember all these things, but by the U.S.
taxpayers, actually, we have the, uh, we have the Ukrainian Thanksgiving dinner.
That's one that they're doing, uh, yeah.
Very nice.
Oh, wow, yeah.
Oh, I see.
Just stuffed.
And we all love Charlie Brown Christmas, so now they have to, uh, update it, of course, so that people don't feel left out.
They, uh, they have boosted Snoopy.
This is one they're real, yeah, which just... Huh.
Oh, Woodstock's not even there.
He died three weeks ago.
His blood clot is just the size of him.
You have a Woodstock-sized blood clot.
He grew a second white, shriveled Woodstock.
So let's get to this, by the way.
And you can share this.
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I'm really looking forward to getting to some of these media stories with the missile in Poland.
I just can't believe that no one is really talking... I mean, I can.
Of course you can.
Come on.
But before that, important things first.
Last week, tickets for the Taylor Swift... I guess it's the Eras Tour?
That's the important thing?
Yeah.
It's the heirs tour.
They went on sale and things did not go well for Ticketmaster.
I guess more than 3.5 million fans signed up for like the pre-sale and the demand crashed the site.
The demand crashed the site.
Kind of like Rumble on election night.
I'm just saying, we love you guys, but you know.
They've strengthened their service.
No one expected that.
They got attacked too, which is crazy.
Yeah, they did.
They got the DDOS attack.
It's tough.
People are really gunning for them.
They don't want them to succeed.
No.
It's not that I want them to fail.
I want for no one else to succeed.
Hate most people the same thing if I use your ticket master and So Taylor Swift Responded on her greatest actor of all time that guy chews up every single bit of scenery in which he plays a part I don't get the Daniel Day-lewis thing now.
I don't need Taylor Swift respond on Instagram saying Bill the Butcher It's really difficult for me to trust an outside entity with these relationships and loyalties and excruciating for me to just watch mistakes happen with no recourse.
I mean seriously now you'd like draw the line on this?
She never cared before.
So let me just get this straight.
Excruciating to see the millions crashing the site.
Yes.
I can't believe all of my fans went to buy tickets.
That's what you want to happen.
You don't want it to crash the site.
You want people to be able to buy tickets and everything else.
And I know people are pissed off about it and they're saying, oh, Ticketmaster is bad.
That would be reasonable.
But Ticketmaster has a monopoly and now needs to be broken up because the ticket sales were too popular and crashed the site.
Are you serious?
It's like the virtue of signaling with soccer.
It's all about the selfish motive.
I don't get the connection.
Taylor Swift could go create her own Ticketmaster.
Yeah.
And by the way, hey, just a heads up, I hope Ticketmaster doesn't do it to us because you can still go get your tickets at loudmouthcredit.com slash tour for our remaining Baltimore December 3rd.
That's right.
Go crash that site, baby.
I love it.
I think that's the only place with any tickets left.
Or crash it.
Yes.
That's unbelievable.
Feel free.
Are you using Ticketmaster for what's your upcoming show?
I got Monho Pennsylvania this Saturday at the Carnegie Hall.
Is it Ticketmaster though?
It might be.
Oh boy.
It's Carnegie Munhall, PA.
I think they did a Sticky Master, actually.
It's just going to look like that scene with the Pittsburgh Steelers game with Bain.
What a lovely voice!
Oh, funny!
So, uh, Taylor Swift is good.
Taylor Swift looks better with meat on her bones.
So she's not the only one who's mad.
She's so sad.
Her poor boyfriend keeps leaving her.
Better write a song about it rather than making better romantic decisions.
Can't keep a man.
Yes, please tell us about how John Mayer robbed you.
Great ass!
So Taylor Swift isn't the only one who's mad.
Now Amy Klobuchar, because she needs to be heard somehow, raised her own concerns about Ticketmaster.
who's like and the mom just like you don't get a worm. No.
So she raised her own concerns about Ticketmaster. This is Amy Klobuchar for those of you who
forgot her face name and relevancy.
In 2010 Live Nation and Ticketmaster were allowed to merge.
The combined company now has 70% of ticket sales.
12 years ago!
So in truth, there's no other choice.
And that's what's going on.
There is a monopoly.
They also have quickly and quietly bought so many venues and arenas, so it is a vertical integration.
That's why we are pushing the Justice Department to look at this and to look back at that consent decree, of which they have power over that consent decree.
That is the most boring human being alive.
Girard Depardieu.
Yes.
Amy Klobuchar.
I mean, she is aggressively, like she is, she is mission oriented toward mediocrity.
Amy Klobuchar is the Olive Garden of people.
No one serves up mediocrity like Senator Amy Klobuchar.
With her asexual haircut and face pulled tighter than a snare drum, she has all the warmth of a boarding school nun with none of the moral conviction.
When she's not throwing staplers at interns or eating salad with a comb, Amy inspires no particularly strong feeling one way or another.
In the normal private sector, Senator Klobuchar would probably be fired for sneaking airplane shots of vodka during her shift at Target.
Instead, she's a millionaire on the public servant's salary and will continue to be until 50 years after she's dead.
Why?
Because the U.S.
Senate.
When you're here, you're mediocrity.
She's so tone deaf, bitch, I'll run that as a campaign ad.
She's like, I love Olive Garden.
That's a nice commercial they made.
Nice.
Spot on.
And my favorite, my favorite dinner spot.
I'm actually sneaking airplane shots to Thanksgiving.
Yes.
I'm going to ruin everyone's time.
I have a flask.
Uh, let's move on to this.
So, uh, I don't know if you know this, you should know this, but, um, remember that story that we heard about, uh, you know, and this was from the AP, keep in mind, and this is why this matters.
AP is the newswire that all other mainstream news sources use.
They use them during election night, a lot of the time.
Sometimes before elections, AP actually sends out results.
Yes, for Arizona in 2020.
I think I have a Joe Louis fuzz on my face.
It's just been bothering me all day.
You're good.
So we all heard this story.
It came from AP, the most legitimate news source.
As far as this industry, they consider AP kind of the gold standard.
That's where we all got the story that Russia had struck Poland with some missiles.
And in case you forgot, now first off, the story is bullcrap to begin with.
Spoiler alert.
But in case you've forgotten, this is how the media ran with that story last week.
First U.S.
intelligence says missiles have crossed into NATO member Poland, killing two civilians.
President Biden has spoken on the phone with Poland's president about the situation.
Biden offered full U.S.
support in Poland's investigation.
Ukraine's President Zelensky said this is a quote very significant escalation of the
war and that action is needed.
It's important that that's a Zelensky quote.
We'll come back to that.
The senior US intelligence official says that Russian missiles have crossed the border into
Poland which is a NATO member killing two people and of course NATO membership confers
protection for any nation.
It means that an attack on one member of NATO is an attack on all of them.
This is the first time something like this has happened.
This triggers all sorts of questions about what the reaction could be from NATO.
I think we all know now about that Article 5 of NATO, that any attack on an ally of the United States of a NATO member would trigger some kind of response from NATO.
The AP, citing a senior US intelligence official, has confirmed that a Russian missile or missiles They're being cropped.
I'm glad they put the stock ticker up.
Just so you know how much you're losing during this.
There you go.
AP citing a US intelligence official.
We'll get to the level of vetting that had taken place.
Remember they just said, well Zelensky said this is a serious level of escalation.
Keep in mind all of that rhetoric.
That can set off World War III.
Easily.
Easily.
Or certainly an international conflict.
Maybe not on the scale of World War III.
I don't want to be hyperbolic here.
Here's the real kicker.
The missile, if you don't know, was actually fired by Ukraine!
So now we have this from CNN, and all references are, of course, available at ladowithcreditor.com.
Polish President Duda told a press conference that there was a, quote, high chance it was an air defense missile from the Ukrainian side and likely had fallen in Poland in an accident while intercepting incoming Russian missiles.
There's no indication that this was an intentional attack on Poland.
Most likely, it was a Russian-made S-300 rocket.
So Ukraine fired Russian Made.
Comment below, did you know about this?
Did you know that it was false?
Because I want to get to some key points of information.
Okay, so the AP fired this reporter, James Laporta.
Just now?
Yeah.
They issued an editor's note after the fact that corrected the story.
Yeah.
Okay?
Because people read those.
Now keep in mind though, they're firing him, okay, but Laporta just cited an anonymous source.
That it belonged to Russia.
And then the media said, this is coming from AAP, they're citing American intelligence agencies.
There was no vetting taking place.
This was by design.
They easily could have made a couple of phone calls.
They decided not to.
And of course, this made very few headlines.
Now, this is what matters.
It's not just the lie, proactively, that takes place, but also the lies by omission.
In this case, we have both.
We have a lie.
Let's call it misreporting.
I would tend to bet a little of column A, a little of column B. Yeah.
In other words, it is your job, your responsibility to try and be correct if you're breaking something of this magnitude.
It's not like you're reporting on, you know, Taylor Swift's Ticketmaster story.
That's true.
I feel like everything deep-throat-ish these days, though, is a bit fake.
Well, it's some guy.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh, that's good.
It's some guy, but he's with U.S.
intelligence officials.
So here's what's so pernicious about this is, November 15th, right when the story came out, this story trended number one on Twitter from 1.40 p.m.
to 7.40 p.m.
And it was within the top 10 for 10 hours.
So for close to seven hours, it was the number one trend.
And you can go and check out the tweets.
Oh, this is what's happening.
Time to step in.
Time to spend hundreds of billions, probably trillions of dollars.
Time to go in and defend a NATO ally.
Right?
And we even had people in this administration, if you look at these tweets coming out from people who were very official, none of them Vetted anything?
Also you had Poland, Russia, Ukraine.
They were also in the top five trends.
All of social media was dominated by this story.
Now, we contrast that with the firing, the retraction, the editor's note of Laporta's firing.
It didn't trend once since it was announced.
Hmm.
Hmm.
It's odd.
So think about this for a second.
Think about the kind of effect that that has in public perception.
Guarantee you, guarantee you that people who don't watch the show, guarantee you that people who do not proactively attempt to educate themselves still believe it happened.
Still believe it happened.
And of course, they'll use it to try and condemn Trump.
Whoa, Trump wouldn't have defended our... What are you, a Putin puppet?
Hold on a second.
Were we all Putin puppets for saying, well, let's just wait for some more information.
So after almost firing off World War III, no consequences for AP.
And according to their own website, it says more than half of the world's population sees AP journalism every day.
And this is something I ask that you hit the like button because the YouTube algorithm says that we're dead.
Look, we work in this industry, we know this.
News wires like AP and Reuters, these are considered the gold standard.
This is, you know, NPR gets it.
If you listen to the NPR morning news updates, or they do it, I think, maybe on the top of the hour, bottom of the hour, they're constantly citing AP.
ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, they're constantly citing AP.
If AP says this is a story, they assume that it's legitimate.
Reuters is another good example.
And this is not one of the first Well, one of.
This is not the first time this has happened.
I mean, AP has a long line of screw-ups.
You can go back and go check out our references.
But Reuters is another one.
Yeah.
Reuters is another one that a lot of people trust.
And if you don't remember... I didn't even know about this one, too.
You didn't know about this one?
The specific one you're going to talk about next.
I didn't know about that.
Well, this is the beauty of having been around for so long.
I've been here on YouTube since, well, 2008 doing political... I remember this story.
Reuters deliberately edited out knives and a bloodied Israeli soldier from photos of a... This was a flotilla.
It was a ship trying to reach Gaza.
So you can see the cropped version and the uncropped version.
Now that is a lie.
That's deliberately saying, let's get rid of the knife.
Let's make sure that there's, at best, an equivalency.
At worst, we get to vilify the Israelis when really you're looking at someone with a bloody knife here.
AP, we have some other examples.
2017, AP had to issue a retraction, a story that said 17 US intelligence agencies agreed Russia interfered to help Trump get elected.
Remember that one!
Still running on that one.
Well, it's this, you know, this, you know, pointing to an expert or this elite class or a fact checker, somebody who's going to be the arbiter of truth and saying, well, they're always going to be right.
Well, that's never how it works.
You set this system up and you've lied to people.
Here's my problem with this beyond that.
That's bad enough.
People are trusting in AP and trusting in news organizations.
You know who knew?
Zelensky.
Yes.
Zelensky knew from the very beginning or at least from very close to the beginning and thought, you know what, here's an opportunity for me to get more support.
I will lie and say, oh yeah, Russian missile.
I can't believe it.
Nevermind the fact that our intercepting missile didn't do the only job that it has is intercept another missile.
It's pretty bad interception.
When in 50 miles into Poland.
It's not a mundane detail.
Is that a mundane detail, Michael?
Not much, right?
Goes into Poland, kills two people.
Potentially could set off World War III because the headlines weren't just Ukraine, Russia, missile, Poland dead.
It wasn't that.
It was World War III.
It was the US needs to step in and help a NATO ally.
It could be, you're talking about potentially hundreds of thousands, maybe millions of casualties
if something like that actually does get set off.
And Zelensky uses it for personal gain to say, well, yeah, the Russians are bad.
They just, they just attacked a NATO country.
Shouldn't you guys do something?
Remember I've said it's about assholes fighting assholes as far as the leadership of Russia,
as far as the leadership of Ukraine.
Just to be clear, there are good people in Russia and there are good people in Ukraine.
I'm not taking a side as far as the Russian people or Ukrainian people, but the leadership are corrupt on all sides.
And like you said, Zelensky, the only reason that he felt so comfortable doing that when he knew better was because, well, he's just going to have another meeting with Sean Penn.
He knew that the media was going to carry his water.
Hey, where's Code Pink?
We're the people calling Bush a war hawk.
And by the way, I understand where you line up as far as a foreign intervention from George W. Bush.
I'm not disagreeing with you.
But we're all these people who made it their raison d'être.
And now, Zelensky?
Nothing?
Nothing!
You either have to believe that he is so incompetent that he didn't check the label of the missiles, in which case he cannot be a leader of any kind of a country.
This is an actor.
This is a failed comedian who played a piano with his dong.
That's his big bit.
I'm right here.
Or he's dishonest.
Either he's incompetent or he's dishonest, and the media has that same decision to make.
We already know that Zelensky was being dishonest.
We already know that this reporter at AP was being dishonest.
The rest of the media reporting from it, well, okay, you know what, let's just say you were ignorant, but now you need to do better.
Why?
Because this affects global policy.
This affects, and by the way, affecting global policy, as far as American interventionism, let's be clear, it's at your cost and a net benefit to the rest of the world.
For as much as everyone bitches about the United States and you have the greatest military, well, were people saying, oh my gosh, a missile went into Poland, hey, Sweden, time to step up?
No!
We were looking at hundreds of billions of dollars and sending in soldiers from the United States.
So it's at your cost while you're dealing with the horrible economic downturn, worst economic downturn really in modern American history, say for maybe 2008, even then it's arguable depending on which metrics you want to use.
But as you are living, and many of you struggling, hand to mouth, you do have people in positions of power who have a vested interest, again, at worst, a vested interest in global conflict because they benefit.
That's really at best.
And by the way, this also ties into what we're talking about election meddling.
No, not saying that the ghost of Chavez rigged Dominion voting machines, but what happens with the media bias is enough.
This is what people need to be focusing on.
This is why Republicans who are spineless, who did nothing about Section 230, who know what has been happening with, I mean, look at Jen Psaki right now.
She's about to be basically brought before a court.
Because of the misinformation guidance that came from this administration to big tech, which of course resulted in censorship.
They affect elections, and I think the most important example, we have this right now, which could have created World War III, but as far as domestically, CBS News, the same place that we just showed you reporting from AP, they just announced, just finally admitted, oh, the Hunter Biden laptop?
The thing that we also said was Russian disinformation, right, like AP said.
Turns out, it's true.
As Republicans take control of the House, Hunter Biden, the president's son, will be a target for investigations.
And that means data from a laptop reported to belong to Biden could be crucial to the investigatory process.
CBS News has obtained its data, not through a third party or political operative, but directly from the source who told us they provided it to the FBI under subpoena.
And we commissioned an independent forensic review to determine its authenticity.
You're confident, based on your analysis, this is Hunter Biden's data and that it's real?
What the hell is this?
Yes.
We commissioned an independent forensic review.
This was the review.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's his dick with M&M's on it.
This is Star Trek speed dating.
I feel like the guy's sitting there waiting for the question and she says, is it real?
Of course it's real!
Everybody knew that!
You're doing a six minute puff piece on- I'm not kidding.
They go on for six minutes on the data being real!
I told you a year and a half- it just cuts.
Now, now, now, now, don't start yelling, this is nobody's fault.
Yes it is!
It's your fault!
It is 100% your fault!
No kidding.
You let this go on.
Yes.
This is something that we knew back in, and this is what they do, Rudy Giuliani, they say, oh crazy, and you know what?
He says some nutty things.
That doesn't mean that he's always wrong.
Let's try and say, oh, this show, oh, look, they're far right wing.
Sure, it's an entertainment show, but we make our references publicly available.
We knew that this was true back in October 2020 when Rudy Giuliani shocked us by showing the actual laptop and also, well, I'll explain some context afterwards.
No, I'll just say it now.
I'll front load this a little bit.
Marley was dead to begin with.
The FBI raided Giuliani's house and took everything except the laptop that you're about to see, which has now been confirmed.
This is our show, October 2020.
Have you seen the pictures?
Have you seen the pictures of him with the crack pipe?
Oh, wow.
Does he at least look, like, cool?
Unfortunately I can't show them to you right now, but this is the hard drive they're on.
Oh my word!
We're like, what?
And afterwards, I remember we went to the producers, I said, like, guys, did you confirm that that's the real laptop?
I'm like, he can't just do that on air if it's not the real laptop.
They're like, no, it's the real laptop.
And now we know it's the real laptop two years later.
I remember that, because it was the only time Rudy Giuliani ever showed Hunter Biden's laptop to us.
Right.
October 15th, 2020.
If I remember correctly, that is prior to Election Day.
We had people saying, I have this laptop, I have this information, come verify it, baby.
Yes.
We can do the CBS thing, but we can do it before the election.
And the FBI decided to raid his house and go through the sugar cabinets.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What about this laptop?
Nothing for me today, thanks.
No, what about this laptop?
You see Hunter Biden's cock all over the laptop and also the Ukrainian deals and the corruption, but mostly there's so many pictures of cock.
We don't want it.
It's like World War Z. They were going around a sick laptop.
Yes, exactly.
They're taking the plastic off my furniture.
That's weird.
The laptop's right here.
Careful with that countertop.
They're real Formica.
Take note, by the way, of the ridiculous wordiness in the CBS title to try and obfuscate this.
It says, this is the header, copy of what's believed to be Hunter Biden's laptop data turned over by repair shop to FBI showed no tampering analysis says.
Let's look at that.
This is what it should say.
Hunter Biden's laptop scandal verified.
Yes.
Right?
Yeah, anybody on our team writes a title like that and we politely show them the door.
Yes, absolutely.
It says copy.
So copy of what's believed to be, again, it's not relevant.
No.
It doesn't matter, that's a copy, is believed to be Hunter Biden's laptop.
Hold on.
A copy is believed to be, but you just admitted that in fact it is 100% verified.
And by the way, we actually do have exclusive BTS footage from the CBS editorial board revealing Urasians, how they came to this title.
Alright, we gotta find a way so nobody f***ing sees this.
I got it!
Ah, it's one of those no think tanks.
Yes.
They don't believe in brevity.
And this would matter, by the way, No wait, this does matter.
Sorry, not this would matter, this matters.
The reason that this matters, I guess I should say this wouldn't matter if it didn't affect the outcome of the election.
It's worse than that.
Not only did they lie about it, there was a clinical level of gaslighting where they tried to accuse you and the then sitting president of making up crazy conspiracy theories when they talked about this issue.
And of course, And he's in the midst of a scandal.
He's not.
Of course he is, Leslie.
Of course he is.
It's the second biggest scandal.
I always forget her name.
Oh, Leslie Stahl interviewing then-president Donald Trump.
And he's in the midst of a scandal.
He's not.
And he's taking...
He's not.
No.
Of course he is, Leslie.
Come on.
Of course he is.
It's the biggest, second biggest scandal.
The biggest scandal was when they spied on my campaign.
They spied on my campaign, Leslie.
There's no real evidence of that.
Of course there is.
It's all over the place.
Leslie, they spied on my campaign and they got caught.
Can I say something?
You know, this is 60 Minutes, and we can't put on things we can't verify.
No, you won't put it on because it's bad for Biden.
We can't put on things we can't verify.
Leslie, they spied on my campaign.
Well, we can't verify that.
It's been totally verified.
No.
It's been, just go down and get the papers.
They spied on my campaign, they got caught.
No.
And then they went much further than that, and they got caught.
And you will see that, Leslie.
And you know that, but you just don't want to put it on the air.
No.
As a matter of fact, I don't know that.
Okay.
And you're out there- So why don't you get back to your interview, and let's go.
Forget him for a minute.
No, but you start with me- Your president, your president- Excuse me, Leslie, you started with me.
Excuse me.
Are you ready for tough questions?
Are you?
That's no way to talk.
That's no way to talk.
At this point, one of our producers interrupted to advise about the time remaining in the interview.
I think we have enough of an interview here, Hope.
Okay, that's enough.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go meet for two seconds, okay?
Thanks.
I'll see you in a little while.
Thanks.
Be careful.
Oh, that's thriving.
Be careful.
How about you, you osteoporosis-ridden bitch?
Bye!
It's gonna be at a commercial with Sally Field.
No, there's no way.
No, then two years later, well, turns out there was a way.
Yeah, we just didn't want to do it.
We were both hot in 1974.
Yes.
And that was it.
And even that's a stretch.
Now remember, this all started on October, was it?
October 14th, 2020.
We have all the references available at letterofconnor.com.
It was a New York Post article.
And then the laptop, the Hunter Biden laptop, was showed on this program for the first time.
Like a week later.
Yeah, like a week later.
Now the story from the New York Post about the laptop, which we now know is 100% true, according to people who really, really don't want it to be true.
The story was throttled by Facebook.
And it was completely blocked by Twitter on the run up to the 2020 election, which, by the way, changed the election according to Biden voters themselves when polled.
We'll get to that in a second.
This is, if only this story, not to mention the throttling of everything else, not to mention the things like suspending the biggest conservative stream that's ever existed, the biggest election stream that's existed right before you go into midterms or right before you go into general elections.
There are a bunch of other sort of satellite issues that orbit, but this alone was enough To affect the outcome of the election, even assuming that everything else ran absolutely swimmingly.
So, don't even forget, oh, that's right, we have a clip, I forgot, we have this clip, Joe Biden, right, he went on record in his debate with Donald Trump, October 20th.
And again, it's Zelensky saying, this is what you, I really hope that I'm communicating this effectively, and please comment below if I am.
The same issue with Zelensky, where he knows better.
Zelensky knew better and he went out and said that it was a Russian missile anyway into Poland.
Why?
Because he felt comfortable doing it.
He didn't fear any kind of accountability or retribution from the media.
Former Vice President Joe Biden going into this debate with Donald Trump on October 20th.
He knew better.
He knew that the deals that were discussed in the laptop were real, and he knew that the laptop was real.
Why did he deny it?
Because he didn't fear any accountability from the media.
Zelensky, Joe Biden, they're two sides of the same coin.
Here he is, October 20th, denying in a debate to Donald Trump that it exists.
No, they're calling you a corrupt politician.
President Trump, I want to stay on the issue of race.
We're talking about the issue.
President Trump, we're talking about race right now and I do want to stay on the issue of race.
race.
President Trump.
Because you lied about him being a racist?
Very quick.
There are 50 former national intelligence folks who said that what this he's accusing
me of is a Russian plant.
They have said that this is all the four or five former heads of the CIA.
Both parties say what he's saying is a bunch of garbage.
Nobody believes it except his and his good friend Rudy Giuliani.
You mean the laptop is now another Russia, Russia, Russia hoax?
And that's exactly what this is exactly what this is where he's going.
So first off, knowing what you know now.
Oh.
That should terrify you.
And second, if you have kids, they should leave the room.
Okay, I'm gonna give you a countdown.
Five, four, just because about... We're discussing age propriety.
It's not a trigger warning here.
Defund the fucking FBI and CIA.
Tomorrow.
And DOJ.
Yeah.
Hey, hey, look.
Maybe they didn't know better.
At best, it's cowardice where they didn't come out and say... No, no, no, no, no.
That's wrong.
At worst, he was citing them, and many of them came out and said, yeah, yeah, Russian disinformation.
It's not whether you have a country that has laws.
Do they apply it equally?
They picked sides during a campaign.
Now, do you believe that they didn't know better?
Do you believe that they didn't know better?
And if they didn't know better, was that because they Think about that for a second.
When people say it's an extremist point of view to say we need to dismantle our intelligence agencies, that's why!
Isn't it their job to protect the American people?
Like, I don't know, maybe someone who's beholden to corrupt oligarchs and foreign nations running for national office?
If you don't do your job there, what purpose do you serve?
Keep in mind, that debate Was heard around the world.
The media carried the water.
You couldn't find the story on Twitter.
You couldn't find the story on Facebook.
You were accused of being some kind of conspiracy theorist.
And now, knowing what we know, and if people knew better, according to polling, 17% of Biden voters would have completely changed their vote, or not voted at all, if they had even known about the laptop.
Which also means that a lot of Biden voters weren't tuning into that debate because they didn't even know about it.
That's worse than just thinking it's false because that's what Biden said.
They didn't even know about it.
What if they actually knew that the Biden laptop was real and that former Vice President Biden lied about it?
Hey, you know what?
How about a committee there?
How about you put Joe Biden under oath and ask him about that?
Because if he were to say that with the kind of accountability that Donald Trump consistently would have with his subpoenas, that is perjury.
And, you could argue, that kind of perjury?
Treason.
Yeah, absolutely.
How about the five former heads of the CIA coming forward and saying, hey, under oath, why did you think that was Russian disinformation?
Why did you make that statement to the president or the person, former vice president, running for president at the time?
Why did you do that?
By the way, notice what Joe Biden said in that debate.
I don't know that I picked up on this before.
Nobody believes it.
Five former heads of the CIA.
When he said, oh, it's Russia, Russia, Russia again, it's all problems, that's what they're telling me.
He didn't deny it himself.
He deflected each time to, oh no, these people say that, these people say that, these people say that.
Nobody believes that.
Lifetime appointments who don't have to be elected.
Heads of intelligence agencies.
It's not real would have been the defense.
It's completely made up.
Donald Trump would have been the defense.
But how many times has he had to pick up his son on a crack bender at his niece's hut?
That's the point.
So of course he knew that it was true and he tried to sidestep it and the media allowed
him to do so.
So according to the polls, 17% of Biden voters would have switched their vote.
Just this one story.
Guess what that would have done?
Donald Trump would have won Arizona, Georgia, Nevada, Michigan, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Minnesota, if that 17% switched.
Let's say we're right on half of those.
I don't know, Michigan had another cooler.
Right, yeah, exactly.
Real, real red wagon.
Yes.
We have to make sure we get it right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Real red wagon.
YouTube will hold us to a standard that they don't hold the former vice president.
That's a landslide.
That is a landslide Electoral College victory.
It's not even close.
We go to bed and we know who the president is and it doesn't change overnight.
So election fraud, you know, or what I would just say is when you're talking about mail-in voting issues, you're not allowed to say election fraud unless you're a Democrat on YouTube, but certainly election issues as far as security, if you're talking about mail-in voting, if you're talking about curing of ballots, if you're talking about making sure, or voter ID, right?
We should be able to discuss this on YouTube.
We should be able to discuss this everywhere.
If your proposal is we need voter ID because we need more safe and more secure elections, and now you're saying they're the safest and most secure ever.
Well, we want more safer and more safest and more secure-est.
But... Well, I'd like to hear under oath why you walked around a computer.
Right.
I just want to put that out there.
Like, I just want to know what the reason was.
Was that orders from above?
Why did you ignore that?
Oh, of course.
And if you're looking for anything, that would fit the description.
I mean, it's the first thing you would go for in any investigation would be the person's computer.
Yes.
Period.
That's the first thing you ask for.
You don't go through his pantry.
No.
What's in your computer?
The moderator in that debate, by the way, yes, let's go back to you being a racist, Mr. President, because we've said it, even though we have clips of you saying the opposite of that, and black people really love you.
So 17% would have changed their vote if they'd even known about the Hunter Biden laptop strike.
What do they mean, known?
Well, when you consider that a majority of Americans get at least some portion, if not most, of their news from social media outlets.
Oh, this is why they didn't know.
Twitter completely locked out the New York Post's account until they completely deleted the tweets about the laptop, to be clear.
And then, by the way, Twitter backed off and they unlocked the Post's Twitter account, the account itself.
And last we checked, I guess you can see now the original tweet two years too late, because remember what they did was they originally unlocked the account, only though if the New York Post deleted the initial tweets.
Now, what happens there?
That's the repost.
Hold on.
That is the repost.
Is that the repost?
Pull that overlay back up and look at the counts.
Look at the counts on that.
3,000?
6,000?
No, no, no.
Tens and tens and tens and tens of thousands.
Hundreds of thousands, potentially.
Can we make sure we figure that out?
I can't see the overlay here, but I think that's probably reposted.
October 14, 2020 is the date.
I know, but that's not the original counts on what that tweet was going around the world like crazy.
That might be all they have, though.
They could have been throttled.
Well, they weren't.
They had to delete the original ones.
This is what happened.
Then Twitter said, hey, hey, hey, delete the original ones and we'll let you back on.
And now you can, you know, maybe get the story out so we can shadow ban it.
Now, knowing what you know, Jill, having worked in this industry for a very long time, do you get all of those retweets back?
No.
Do you get all of those likes back?
Hey, you ever heard of an algorithm?
You ever heard of an algorithm?
Is it a stretch for you to believe that Twitter's algorithm favors likes and retweets?
That makes sure that it's seen?
That's why the algorithm exists?
You don't get it back if they lock your account and you lose all the momentum on the original post.
One post with 10,000 likes and retweets is worth far more than two posts with 5,000 each.
It's an exponential effect.
It's a force multiplier.
You don't get it back and that's why.
Well, and they gave them time to come out and say, no, this is completely false.
What they did is they took it down.
You can't decide for yourself.
You can't look at the report for yourself.
But what you did have was the president coming out or the vice president running for president at the time, come out and say it.
You had five former heads of the CIA come out and say it.
You have people like Stahl saying, oh, you can't verify any of that information.
Now you can repost your fake story.
You see that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
All they have to do is pause it long enough to get past the news cycle and discredit it and then you can say whatever you want to say because nobody will believe you now.
Yeah, and so just when I say that we are not having free and fair elections, and I'm willing to stake my claim on this YouTube if you're upset, I am saying that we are not having free and fair elections if you have three or four companies Colluding to remove a key piece of information that, according to the voters, would have changed their vote.
That is not a free, safe, and secure election.
That is not!
And then come out, especially if you come out two years later, and verify what we already knew to be true.
I'm not talking about voter fraud.
I'm not talking about Joe Louis voting in the city of Detroit.
I am saying that I do not believe we have a secure election system if people who run a handful of companies Can be more powerful than governments and link arms with governments, which remains to be seen a little bit more what we already know.
Again, they'll verify it with Jen Psaki and this administration working directly with those on social media.
That is not A constitutional republic if Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, Google Alphabet, and a couple of other companies can determine public opinion simply by ghosting one of the most important stories in the election cycle according to the voters themselves.
And then of course, they started walking it back.
Once they had done the damage and said, well, you know, maybe we were wrong about that.
Let's go through the list.
You have, back then, he was still, you know, running some stuff before the 4chan autists took over.
Jack Dorsey on the story.
We recognize it as a mistake that we made, both in terms of the intention of the policy and also the enforcement action of not allowing people to share it publicly or privately.
We made a quick interpretation, using no other evidence, that the materials in the article were obtained through hacking, and according to our policy, we blocked them from being spread.
Upon further consideration, we admitted this action was wrong and corrected it within 24 hours.
Okay, let me ask you this.
What's the further consideration?
At that point, the intelligence agencies had not come out and confirmed it, which they have now after the election.
At that point, CBS hadn't confirmed it, which they now have after the election had taken place.
And by the way, also conveniently, even after midterms, because it might have played a role again.
After what consideration?
After what changed?
What was your flash of genius moment, Jack Dorsey?
Oh, you realize you might actually be caught.
There was a lot of attention on Twitter during the election because of the Hunter Biden laptop story, the New York Post.
They're basically big tech oligarchs is what these people are.
We have Zuckerberg then walking it back.
There was a lot of attention on Twitter during the election because of the Hunter Biden laptop
story.
Yeah, we have that too.
Yeah, so you guys censored that as well?
So we took a different path than Twitter.
I mean, basically the background here is the FBI, I think, basically came to us.
Some folks on our team.
Make sure to blink to appear human.
Just so you know, you should be on high alert.
We thought that there was a lot of Russian propaganda in the 2016 election.
We have it on notice that basically there's about to be some kind of dump of... Questioning the results of the 2016 election there.
that's similar to that. So just be vigilant.
For the, I think it was five or seven days when it was basically being
being determined whether it was false, the distribution on Facebook was decreased
but people were still allowed to share it.
So you could still share it, you could still consume it.
So when you say the distribution has decreased, how does that work?
Basically, the ranking in News Feed was a little bit less.
So fewer people saw it than would have otherwise.
By what percentage?
I don't know off the top of my head, but it's meaningful.
Yeah, I would say it's meaningful.
By the way, here's something important that you note right there.
Notice that we believed that there was Russian interference in 2016.
So what they did was question the legitimacy of the 2016 election in order to quash any questioning of the 2020 election.
Isn't that brilliant?
We questioned the legitimacy, we all have, many refused to concede that election, of 2016.
So because of that, we've put safeguards into place, including not allowing you To Question 2020!
Isn't that absolutely brilliant?
When he's talking about shadow banning, we can tell you that we experience this all the time on Facebook.
For example, right now a lot of us try to link the references to this very show.
You can go and check them out.
On our Facebook page, on our own Facebook page, they reach very few people.
We've tested it.
Other big Facebook pages post the exact same links to our website and they will get 40 times the reach.
Yeah.
Because of something baked into the code on our page.
And hey, look, that's just us.
I get it.
But when you're talking about presidents, you're about to say something.
Yeah.
I think we just discovered something on air.
I think our researchers are right, and I am right as well.
The research team is right.
That's the original tweet.
Okay.
But I'm right in that when Twitter put it back up, they made them start from scratch.
They made the original tweet start from scratch?
So now if you look back... Oh, so they took off all the... Wow.
Well, I mean, look at the numbers.
No, you're right.
Yeah, it's very small.
If I go back and go, well hey, they wouldn't let him put the tweet up.
Yeah they did, it's right here.
He only had several thousand likes and retweets.
And 10-20 years from now, we'll have history teachers saying, some people thought this should have affected the election, but it's predicated on, you know, a tweet that went up that only had a few hundred likes, it wouldn't have made a difference anywhere.
They're not going to teach you about the 17% of Biden voters who would have changed their vote?
Let me tell you- Well, that's important though, from even what Zuckerberg said.
When he said, look, you can share it, just not with as many people.
It's like, well, that's the exact problem, is 17% of Biden voters didn't get information.
Yeah.
And you're admitting to it right now.
Information that compromises our national security.
100%.
It's insane for him, but he uses all this language as if you're not manipulating anybody.
Right.
It's completely transparent what you're doing.
Well, unfortunately, that's because you're an intelligent individual.
It does work.
It manipulates some people.
Well, you're right.
It does.
It manipulated a lot of people.
Well, did it or did they just not see it, really?
You know, it's like they just hid it completely.
That's the problem.
It's a lie by omission that you never get back.
Right.
You never can know the lie of which you've never been made aware.
And I will say this, you know what?
Hit the like button if you agree with me.
I'm going to make a statement that I mean without a hint of hyperbole.
I absolutely believe That these big tech companies are the single greatest threat to the free world that exists today.
Let me make the case for you, just based on what we've discussed today.
Because of big tech, because of really a handful of companies, right?
You've got Google Alphabet, which is YouTube and Google, okay?
Then you've got Facebook, which is Facebook, Instagram, Meta, okay?
Then you've got Twitter, and you could probably toss in Apple and Amazon into that mix.
All right.
Let's just go through what we discussed today.
Big tech Trended, for 10 hours, a false story, with no vetting, about a Russian missile going into Poland.
In other words, they allowed to trend, at best, imprudently, at worst, in a way that was deliberately subversive, the kind of story that could set off World War III.
And then, They decided to proactively eliminate a story that, by all metrics and data we have available to us, would have, not maybe, 100% changed the outcome of the election in 2020.
I repeat myself, Big Tech, and really three or four companies, are the single greatest threat to Western civilization and the free world Today.
So when you say, what is it that we can do?
Hey, well, this is what we can do.
And we don't know how long we'll be here, so it's a live show Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
Eastern.
Nothing would make me happier than you joining up at Mug Club, heading over to Rumble.
If we're not here, go and watch them there, because we have the word of people who run that company that they're not going to engage in this kind of censoring.
And we're also going to do an additional segment on Charles Barkley, because we need to clear the panel a little bit.
A little bit.
It's been a little bit intense.
Biggest threat to democracy!
Biggest threat to free- I don't want to say democracy.
Freedom.
Because as we saw with the Iranian parliament, as you see with a lot of the- or as you even see with Canada, democracy can also just mean voting to take away people's freedoms.
You know, like their jobs, their livelihoods, freeze their bank accounts if some truckers decide to protest out there in Canada because they don't want to get an MRNA injection.
Yeah, that's democracy.
No, no.
Big tech is the single biggest threat to what matters more than just democracy.
Freedom.
Freedom!
It's a constitutional republic if you can keep it.
Please hit the like button, share, comment below if you agree with that.
People talk about Democrats, Republicans, blah.
I do think that big tech is the biggest threat.
That's why we keep harping on it.
Before we go here to Mug Club, we actually have some behind-the-scenes footage.
For some of you who don't know, people here put in some serious overtime hours and burn the midnight oil, and often these big sketches only get used once.
So I think we have some behind-the-scenes footage.
Edward Mug Club hands, which was far too much time for silliness.