FINALLY: BIDEN ADMINISTRATION DEFINES A 'WOMAN' | Louder with Crowder
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Hey guys, Whispblower here.
Recently, Kim Jong-Un has lost a lot of weight.
He looks great.
But how did he do it?
Several weeks ago, I received an anonymous tip that Kim Jong had been smuggling his body secret into the country.
Bill Bars.
I suspect the dear leader was leaning down with Bill Bars when he began showing signs of upper abdominal definition.
And it was all but confirmed when a close source gained access and leaked his call logs.
I'm telling you, Kim.
I can bring him.
He's going to be just fine.
I'm just so happy that you trust me and that we're friends.
I'm just so happy, but I don't know how many I can get into the country.
Dennis, Dennis, Dennis.
Calm down.
Trust me.
You bring the bill, boss.
I'll take care of customs.
If you don't hook me up, I'll get fat again.
Oh, Supreme Leader, I don't want that.
You look amazing.
I'm so happy for you and your weight loss.
I'm so happy.
Okay, okay.
So that's four cases of double chocolate, right?
Two cases of peanut butter brownie, right?
Oh, and I could get a deal on a case of Fronfitted cake, the birthday cake.
No! No birthday cake! What do I look like, a f***ing 12-year-old?
I'm a man!
Oh, you're right! You're right, you're a man!
Yeah! A full-grown man.
And, uh, three cases of the new chocolate chip cookie dough.
Oh, excellent choice, Supreme Leader! That was my favorite!
I know, right? How do they make it taste so good without sugar?
Well, there you have it. It's clear that we need to de-Bilt-Bar-Eyes North Korea before they become so powerful
on the global stage that it's too late.
And the only way to do that is to order the entire world's supply of biltbars.
That's all for now.
Whistleblower out.
This is a video of a man who was a whistleblower.
He was a whistleblower.
Hey, look who it is.
And there's no sip.
No sip going on today because I don't want to contaminate.
So I'm here, but I'm not really fully here.
I was like down like 10, 12 pounds over the weekend.
On a diet?
Yes, it's the Mexican tap water diet.
Oh, that one's a bad idea.
It's the roto virus that you get from a one-year-old diet.
And I'm back up four pounds in like the last eight hours, rehydrated.
But still, my thought processing isn't there.
So actually, Gerald is going to be hosting.
We're just going to mix it up a little bit here today.
Dave is here, JL is here, but we're going to switch everything, and let's...
Well, don't do that. Chinese Fire Drill! Chinese Fire Drill!
Let's do that!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Oh, I'm going to get it.
Oh, I'm going here.
This seems needlessly complicated.
It is needlessly complicated.
What is that noise in the background?
Just a side gag real quick.
Wait, we have dragons?
I had no idea we had any of that stuff.
Wow!
Well this is an interesting location.
Hi Dave!
Are you...
You know, I may have adjusted the chair and I apologize for that on purpose.
Everything feels off.
No, no, it's not adjusted at all.
I don't need to imagine dragons.
I just saw them.
I didn't know we had that effect.
The dancing panda bears were... The band?
That was awesome.
Koalas?
Pandas?
I don't know.
It's a panda.
It's gotta be a panda.
Alright!
This is different!
I like it!
Pandas are useless.
They are useless.
Koala bears are... You know what bears have for breakfast?
Panda cakes.
I'll be here all day!
You know when you said, what do you need for the show?
Not that.
You need more.
Alright.
Well, hey, I get to do this.
Dave, welcome.
You're in my spot over there.
Is it comfortable?
It is a different view altogether.
It is indeed.
I've actually never sat here.
Yeah, well, I can now see you on the show and I don't know that that's a good thing, but we'll find out because I know you make faces at me.
I do.
Stephen, how are you doing?
I know you were not well.
Yeah, I was not well.
Physically.
Thank you to the people of Oklahoma who came out and I'm sorry for sweating on you in the front row.
It was like Gallagher.
Oh my gosh.
It was like, I sweat on it, but not like that.
I was like, ah, something's wrong.
Something's wrong with me!
Name that movie line.
So, uh, and then I was just so sick.
Like, I can't remember the last time I took a sick day, and I just, like, I literally can't keep any liquid in me.
Oh, come on.
Too soon?
That's far too firm.
There wasn't that much resistance.
Yeah, that sounded like it was trying to stay in.
Yes, exactly.
No, mine was making it, mine was Steve McQueen-ing it.
This is gonna be a fun show.
I think a great escape, but bullet works too.
Bullet does as well.
But yes.
We've got the comedians with no chains on whatsoever.
I apologize.
It's like showing up at someone else's party and just getting to lob stuff in.
No, it's fun, right?
This is what I get to do for a living, essentially, here, so I'm good with it.
Alright.
But thank you, yeah.
My thought processing was like, I just took everything I could to get up this morning and I said, let's put Gerald in and dress him like the polka dot door.
Yes.
You know, I asked you several times about this shirt.
I know.
You said every time.
I lied for that shirt.
I love it!
I lied every time.
No, it looks good.
I love and hate both of you.
Isn't life so much easier when you can just lie?
Looks like you're going on a blind date with a man.
Yes.
That's about right.
I guess I'm still gay.
I am not still gay.
I have to fight the soundboard from this chair?
Looks like someone could do a magic trick and just pull it off in one swipe and the glasses would still stay in your nipples.
It would.
Yeah.
I've done it.
I've tried.
All right.
So today we're going to talk about Biden on Jake Tapper last night.
The interview was a huge success for getting words out that make sense.
Not really.
The military is going to lay down the law on transgender guys as well.
So that'll be a lot of fun.
Troy Aikman, I don't know.
I am the cock!
Well, maybe not, depending on which way.
Tori Aikman is a bit of a sexist pig, apparently, for making a very reasonable-sounding comment, so we'll see how that goes.
And sudden, mysterious, and totally unexplainable deaths while gaming.
We'll get into that and see if we can possibly get to the bottom of it.
Yes, we have no idea how that's going to go.
And then for Mug Club, we're going to do Photoshop or not.
But before we get to that, Steven Crowder, you and Dave Landau are on tour.
Rebel with a Cause tour, Nashville, November 12th at the Ryman Auditorium's second show, 9.30pm.
Still have some tickets for that.
Go to the website, ladderwithcrowder.com and also Baltimore, December 3rd at the Lyric Yeah, those are the only ones with tickets left.
That's it!
So, the first show.
Right, Dave?
The first show at Ryman is sold out?
Yeah.
Yes, that's sold out.
And the second one.
And I know it's always tough because conservatives, you know, don't have jobs, so the later shows.
But it's still like three quarters full.
And by the way, Dave and I, we want to make sure that people know, if you see tickets out there for like $200, $300, $400, that's not us.
People buy the tickets, they scalp them, and they sell them.
It's me.
I'm sorry.
You should make fun of the shirt, Steve.
It's StubHub and people grab them and try to sell them for five or six hundred bucks.
Do they really?
It's insane.
It's a real problem.
Wow, so that's not us, but man.
Did I tell you, Dave, in Oklahoma, because what happened was put together last week, there was one table still available and there was a walk-in, Dave, and they walked out after 20 minutes.
Did they really?
Because they didn't know what they were getting.
On what particular joke did they walk out on, do you remember?
They walked out on the one where I was talking about Friendship Club, where I have the retarded guy who I used to counsel screaming the N-word.
It was very successful counseling.
They were both wearing Burger King Kids Club shoes.
And then you sweat on them.
Oh my gosh.
Well Dave, hey, you're at the Funny Bone in Liberty, Ohio.
Where's Liberty?
Liberty Township.
It's between Dayton and Cincinnati.
It's right in the middle.
It's a Dayton-Cincinnati sandwich.
Most of Ohio is not a place you want to be.
I lived there for four years.
Actually, Cincinnati is very green.
It's very beautiful.
That's not so bad.
Because we're near Kentucky.
Cleveland, not so much.
Amherst, also.
Well, Amherst isn't bad.
At least the river's not on fire.
That was where Hot Dog Heaven was from, what was it, Harold and Kumar?
Yeah.
Yeah, it was in Amherst, in downtown.
Yeah.
The real one.
Hot Dog Heaven is also where I live in my bedroom.
That's an interesting enough aside to delay the start of the show.
Alright, absolutely.
So, question of the day.
Would you get a sex change to avoid getting drafted for WWIII?
That was a bit of a pause, just to mess with Stephen.
I don't think... I'd get a sex change to win the UFC Women's Championship.
Well, I don't think we can, and that's going to be the point that we're going to talk about.
So comment and let us know what you think about that.
Oh, I already have it set up.
Would you lop it off?
No, I already have it set up.
If I do something that there's no coming back from, I'll just say, well, I was conflicted because I was secretly a woman.
And then they'll say, well, no, look, we saw you on your show all this time that you said you were going to do this.
I was like, yeah, that was a cry for help.
This is a cry for help.
We're deep inside.
I'm actually a woman, and so I shouldn't be drafted, and I deserve to win the female Bantamweight title.
I'd probably show up, they'd just hand me pom-poms, and I'd go, I'm not transgender, and they'd go, we know.
We just need a cheerleader.
Awesome.
Alright, well look, we're gonna jump into the show.
And I know it's hard to be accepted in today's culture, but this guy shows how to live your best life.
Bye! Oh no! No!
That's a thing.
Jeez!
What is that?
That's a poor choice of songs too.
I'd give up forever.
We've talked about statistics.
That might actually happen.
I hope it doesn't.
Just saying.
Okay, he's a trucker.
Is he?
The first one was him driving a truck, yes?
I like a good sex train.
Okay, he's killed people.
He washes everything clean.
Candy cane.
Candy cock.
Yeah, it looks like he is in a truck.
Tell him you like pink champagne, man.
Oh, that hair wig.
Yeah, that wig has a scalp on it that's very washed.
Can you play it again, the music that he picks?
Is that Mandy Moore?
No, it's Goo Goo Dolls.
Is that Mandy Moore?
No, it's Gooby Dolls.
Oh, okay.
Looks like a H-Rack.
It's still shocking!
Oh, God.
Oh, I know.
Oh, I know.
I could chop a thousand cocks.
Yeah, and I don't want the world to see me.
Yeah, that's fair.
We don't want you.
We don't want to see you either.
That's a terrible song to pick, by the way.
We'll leave the light on for you.
Uh, not you.
The light just goes out.
We'll run.
It was on a second ago!
Motel 6, we'll run the blacklight for you.
Absolutely.
Well, we're going to talk about transgender in just a minute.
I don't know if he's going full or if this was just a little bit of fun for him on the TikTokers, you know, area.
I have no idea, but we're going to get into it in a minute.
But first, before we do, Joe Biden sat down with Jake Tapper last night.
I don't know if you guys caught it, this incredible one-on-one interview.
Anytime he sits down for a live interview, it's going to produce some good material for us.
And by good, I mean completely horrible for this country.
And the interview went just as poorly as you would expect it.
And that brings us to This Week in Biden.
If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
We passed so much legislation that significantly makes a point about, you know, for example,
the American Rescue Plan, the legislation to deal with inflation, the Inflation Act.
We passed the, look, what I ran on, I said we're going to deal with energy.
Look, and the energy problem, we're going to deal with the whole notion of global warming.
We passed $368 billion worth of help, which, as the same bankers talk about, is going to bring a trillion, $700 billion off the sidelines of investment.
If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
Well, most important thing, he's looking more and more, like, slappy from goosebumps.
Do you see that?
With the two lines down his... Except with the gray hair.
Oh my gosh, did you hear what he said?
A million, a trillion, billion, million... It's a rounding error!
He just went back and forth.
Well, the sad part was a question about Russian nukes.
Yeah.
It's like, Joe, um... Thanks, Joe.
I didn't ask you about that.
Refer to the note card you dropped that I picked up for you, please.
Yeah, you mean the cue card?
Yeah, exactly.
We know you need it.
He was asked about nukes.
He started talking about RoboCop 3.
Yeah.
You mean nuke?
Drug on the street.
It'll be pink.
Was that 3 or 2?
I think that was 2.
2, yeah.
It was Sally's Diner.
They used to sell it right behind it.
Yeah.
There's one right there.
There's RoboCop.
Not a joke.
Oh, man.
Well, look.
You can buy in that one.
I'm certainly...
I'm certainly glad this guy is in charge of the economy, because inflation is up more than expected.
Yet again, they expected an 8.4% increase in PPI, and it jumped to 8.5.
But hey, you know, who's counting at this point?
I guess it just, you know, is draining the life out of everybody.
And that's the way they measure it now.
If they use the same kind of metrics as they used back when it was, you know, like Jimmy Carter, it would be, well, I think people have said like 14%.
I don't have that in front of me.
They're being very generous in there.
They expected a .2% jump and it jumped .4, kind of digging down into the numbers, and they're like, well that's not so bad.
It's up 100% more than you thought.
It is as bad as it can possibly get, I think, right now, but don't worry.
200,000.
Yeah.
A million.
Yeah.
I don't know.
8.2.
It's not a joke.
.3%.
Oh my god, that's hilarious math.
Why?
It's only the most.
You're funnier than my tutor was.
Well, yeah.
I do what I can.
I had a tutor who was like, math can be funny.
He said, uh, uh, what's, what's five, this is true, he says, what's 5Q plus 5Q?
I was like, 10Q?
He goes, you're welcome.
Oh no.
And then he said, just don't ask me what 2Q plus 2Q is.
And I just kind of laughed like, okay, I get it.
He's like, say it.
And I was like, 4Q?
He's like, hey, hey, this is a family show.
Like it's just you and me in my kitchen.
And that's when you were molested.
That guy wasn't a math tutor, Stephen.
Yeah, count how many buckles are on your belt I'm about to remove.
That's one, two, three panels on my van.
I'll keep secrets till you keep.
Stephen had the realization live on air right now.
That guy was there for other purposes.
And it had to do with four and Q. Counted how many parents I didn't tell.
Oh my gosh.
All right, so we got to jump into this story because the military, as we've noted before, is having a really hard time going to woke and trying to make sure that they get people recruited.
And it's just, when you take a dump on yourself as the military, it makes it really hard.
But now they're saying that transgenders do have to, in fact, join the military, right?
So it's official.
If you were born a dude, You have to sign up for selective service.
That means draft, right?
That's draft, yes.
For all of those out there, that's when you sign a card that says, hey, if we make a really bad decision and go to war with somebody for whatever reason we deem necessary or politically expedient at the time, You gotta go.
Except for women.
Except for women.
But they still got the vote.
Is that true?
They did get the vote.
Yeah, yeah.
Women are not in the draft.
But yeah, you used to only get the vote if you were eligible for the draft.
And then women were like, we want to vote!
And we're like, okay, you want to do the draft?
They're like, we don't want to do that.
We said, you can vote anyway.
Yeah.
So you have to do selective service if you select a cervix?
All out.
I don't know if they do a cervix.
I don't know if they do a cervix.
I think it's just a, I think it's just like a, like an inward tremor.
Oh, that's true.
I don't even know what's down there.
It's like the sound effects from Dune.
A couple of Mick Jaggers.
Alright, so look, this isn't a new policy or anything, this has kind of been in place for a while, but the topic did go viral when the U.S.
Selective Service posted a tweet about who actually needs to register, and I'll read the quote for you.
Parents, if your son is an only son and the last male in your family to carry the family name, he is still required to register with the... and you should never abbreviate with S's.
No.
It's just, even if you're using three, four, the SSS.
Okay.
Okay.
Just don't do that.
Selective service.
Just say it.
It's okay.
They also shouldn't have used lightning bolts.
That's true.
I know they were big fans of Zeus, but still, you shouldn't do it.
This movie, saving Private Ryan would be like three minutes long.
Oh no, it's a beetle!
We couldn't find him.
The doors just go down and you just hear the Germans from the turrets.
That's it?
That's all you bring?
Save your bullets?
We tried, then we just had lunch.
They will all drown, they cannot swim!
Well look, that tweet links to the transgender section, the one that we just quoted, of the SSS, bad name, website where the official policy is listed, right?
So this is what people are clicking on.
U.S.
citizens or immigrants who are born male and change their gender to female are still required to register.
Individuals who are born female and change their gender to male are not required to register.
Comment below.
Do you think that's fair?
If you were born a woman, and you add on the requisite materials, or not, and you just take off the ones that, you know, we don't have, you don't have to join up.
Look, it begs the question, why?
Yeah.
They don't believe their bullshit.
No!
Of course not!
Like if you're female to male, you're absolutely 100%, you have all the shared experiences, you are now completely a man, right?
You now exist through all the experience that is manhood.
You get all the privileges?
No, of course we don't expect you to be as physically capable, you don't need to be eligible for selective service.
Look, either be 100% on one side or the other.
You can't consistently have it both ways.
They.
Don't.
Believe.
It.
No.
And what's really funny is that people now in the transgender community, thank you, aren't happy about the news at all.
And so this is pretty funny.
A headline in Pink News, by the way, if you didn't know, a gay publication.
What?
A headline read, trans women- I read Balloon Knot Herald.
I read Three in the Stink.
Yes.
Plane Drifter.
Brown Starfish Post.
All the news that's fit to pound.
Oh, oh, oh.
Sorry.
Sorry.
It's the chair, it just does it to me.
One brown eye times.
That seems a bit on the nose as a name for your publication.
For the Babylon lesbian.
It would be normal in Babylon, they're good.
Well, the quote read, trans women must sign up for the US military.
The o-ring-ian.
Damn you.
I'm just waiting.
I have more, but I'm trying to figure out what's going to get us ripped off the internet.
Oh, there's a lot.
You don't think the SS Trans Brigade is going to do it?
Well, that's true.
Yeah.
I'm just very curious.
I think, personally, while we're on a serious topic, if you're going to put on the dong, It's probably worse than any pun I was going to make.
You should probably go and fight.
Yes, yes.
Or subscribe to the Pink News.
Yeah, that's what I do.
Just doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
Anyway, here's the quote from said Pink LG.
If the cock don't fit, you can't join the outfit.
No.
Drop down and give me head.
Do I look like an asshole?
What we have here is a failure to scissorate You were about to call me an asshole.
That was the quote from R. Lee Ermey.
Alright, listen.
We're gonna get through this.
Pink News.
Trans women must sign up for the U.S.
military draft under irrational and outdated rules.
I didn't know they stacked dicks that high.
They carry them out like officers and gentlemen.
Love dickers up where we belong!
I will cut off your balls so that you cannot fight in any of my wars, private!
Good.
Wouldn't be the first one.
one. We've like already done it.
Fly and you live a lie.
We're so bad.
The article also concluded or included sorry, some scathing responses by trend activists on Twitter. They were not very
happy about this. F the selective service system and its transphobic bio essentialist inclusion of trans women as
men.
I don't know why an accent is necessary to read that it just
seems irrational. So I did it. Another user lamented on their
status as a trans person. And this one, this is where it really starts to hit home guys. Really, this is a serious
moment. Being home where their dad hasn't been in nine years.
That's true.
Hahaha.
Probably longer.
Being trans isn't fun anymore.
You lose!
Please sound like that.
Any sentence that stops!
You're just taking all the fun out of it, guys.
Oh, that's hilarious.
Being trans isn't fun anymore.
Neither is life.
I just got my selective service letter.
They're going to put me in the trenches.
Those are called early graves.
Yeah, they don't use trenches anymore.
Because it's about fun.
Yeah, it's been about, I don't know, about a hundred years since we did Trent's Word Fair.
I mean, maybe there's a trench here or there, you know, for some cover, but it's not like that's what we normally do.
And do us a favor, hit the like button.
It absolutely screws YouTube in the neck to do that.
that fuckhole any hole will do I'd like to share a glory hole with you anytime
You can be in my hole.
A what?
Whoa!
No!
No!
Don't sound like that!
No!
Come on!
Context matters!
None of them are fighting, but they are all hiding behind... It's a camaraderie, Dave.
Band of brothels.
They don't even bring guns.
They just immediately abandoned their post.
It's like, it's like homeward tit bound.
Run away.
Well, all of this is interesting because then we had a bit of a different reaction when the Donald Trump banned trans people from joining the military.
Watch.
You know, what do you want, not just the president, but others out there to know about your service, your commitment to this country?
Right.
I can't think of a single person that decides to join the Army or the military, any branch of service, on a whim.
We all want to do something that is much larger than ourselves and contribute in a way and are extremely patriotic and hard-working people.
You know, and to think of people judging us by happening to be transgender, that shouldn't It doesn't make any difference on our ability to serve.
We all carry out our jobs and do our duties every single day.
And this isn't going to stop me from continuing to show up, continuing to do my job.
I have never missed a training as a result of being transgender.
This has impacted my ability to serve, and I've fulfilled my obligations over the last 12 years.
Well, Captain Robertson, apparently the Selective Service agrees with you.
That opinion's not very old, by the way.
What PTA requirements did Captain Robertson have to go through?
Do we know?
Do we know which way Captain Robertson went?
I can't... Well, either way, I mean... Do you know?
Do you guess?
I think Captain Robertson was in a woman-to-man.
Isn't that the whole thing?
Yeah, probably biological female, born, and that's what they are now.
So did Captain Robertson have to do the female PT?
Well, now they have the gender neutral, right?
So they all have to do the same thing, and then still fail?
Because the other ones were, it was just too hard, because that's how combat is rated.
We prepare you for combat by doing things that aren't very hard.
Well, it's not fun anymore.
Well, it's definitely not fun to be transgender anymore.
He's serving his country, though, with pride, and I think that's admirable, regardless.
Right, absolutely.
But the problem is, it doesn't matter which way this goes.
They're going to be pissed off and use the victim card.
Right now, we talked about this the other day when we played the family guy clip.
It's like, oh yes, just please do whatever you want all the time.
Complain however you want all the time.
But look, luckily for all the trans patriots, Biden overturned Trump's ban shortly after taking office.
You voted for it!
You did!
This is what you wanted!
Absolutely.
Well, this was the guy you voted for.
You can't have it both ways.
Either you're pissed off because you're banned from joining the military, or you're happy that you can go and join the military if you want.
But look, if you were born a man... Slappy's revenge.
Part of being a man is selective service.
This is something that we've talked about, right?
There are responsibilities that men are born with, and we understand that.
And we gladly take on those responsibilities as long as you don't crap on us for having those responsibilities and the personalities to fulfill them.
Never in my wildest dreams if you'd have asked us ten years ago would we imagine a president wearing a mask signing a bill that people who only three months ago who lived their entire life as a man can now identify as women and join the military that way.
And you know what?
Here's the thing.
It's the same issue we've talked about.
We've had sergeants on the show, you know, who are anonymous.
Female sergeants it's a it changes the dynamic, you know in a troop.
Yeah When you have a woman in there because men want to protect women.
They don't want them to be harmed Of course, so they often this idea you never leave someone behind.
That's not true with women.
They'll be more protective They actually might actually they might actually stay behind and also when you're dealing with look the statistics show that with transgender individuals that The litigation is off the charts.
I mean how many times have we had to deal with it?
This is going to create an uncomfortable environment where people are walking on eggshells.
You should not have to worry about Right.
Offending people because you're not using the right pronouns when you are right the heat of battle and the
people who are saying this isn't fair It's not fun anymore. Those are the exact kind of people
who are going to go in looking to be offended What you want are leather-necked hillbillies who would be
killing something anyway Exactly you want people who want to be in there fighting?
There's a reason that warriors were venerated throughout history.
Of course.
And now we're trying to force—this is what happens when you try and force the people who have no business being warriors to be warriors.
They then complain that they might actually be thrust into a warrior role.
No.
It should all be performance-based.
And if you're a female identifying as a male and you can make it through all the male requirements, fine.
Good.
Yeah, absolutely.
I mean, that's a great point.
Well, not fine, but sure.
You don't want to change the culture of the military in this kind of way.
And I know people use it.
Well, what about when they allowed black people?
That's a totally different thing.
What I'm saying is you don't want to make the military less effective by the training that you require because you're making allowances for people that you shouldn't be making.
The standard is the standard.
It doesn't matter who you are.
I don't care if you're the most fit person out there, if you can't pass the standard to go into battle and fight for this country and make sure that we win the war, you don't get to go!
It's an incredibly lazy argument.
Let me show you that it's a lazy argument.
It's the same thing when they say interracial marriage and compare it to same-sex marriage.
Let me ask you this.
Do you believe for a second that when you're talking about men, let's just use men as an example, men on the battlefield, do you believe that there is something that a white man, and no joking here, we want to be careful, that there's something that a white man brings to the battlefield that a black man can't?
No.
No.
Of course I don't.
Do you believe there's something that a white man or black man or brown man or pick whatever color you want here brings to that service that a woman can't?
Yes.
Men and women are not interchangeable as men of different colors are interchangeable just as women of different colors are largely interchangeable.
Largely.
We have differences, of course there are differences between races, but we are fundamentally the same if we are men, if we are males, and if we are women.
To act as though it's comparable, to act as though two dads is the same as a mom and a dad.
Whether it's black or white, a mom and a dad is, doesn't matter.
The race doesn't matter, but a child needs a dad.
If a child only has two moms, he's missing a dad.
If a child only has two dads, he's missing a mom.
If you have a brigade and all of a sudden you have, well, hold on a second, it's not just mixed race, it's transgender, that is fundamentally different from people of different races.
It is a racist argument to make because you are suggesting that black and white is as different as male to female transgender soldiers, which by the way, they don't even believe because Because they told you it's no longer to be fun.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, because it's a minority type where you're comparing a minority skin color between the sex and it just doesn't make sense.
No, like you said, it's a very lazy argument that's easily defeated and actually is a little bit racist.
I just want our military to be good at fighting.
I believe men and women are very different.
I don't believe that biologically white men and black men are that different.
I think there are some differences.
I've seen Tuskegee Airmen, they can fly just fine.
Black men are faster.
I was just nodding along when you said that, actually.
If you check every- oh where could I possibly put- everyone got quiet?
Where could I possibly- pull up the top 20 land speed records, find a single white guy,
for crying out loud. I'm just saying there are different attributes that people from
different races may have, but they're not that different. I don't believe it.
I was just nodding along when you said that actually. I've watched professional sports.
If you- we want to put out an all-white basketball team or football team versus
an all-black one and go, which one do you want to bet on, Dave?
I'm not going to go, oh, the Honkeys.
Is it Larry Bird?
Then definitely the other guys.
Give me $5,000 on the crackers and I won't be back to get my money.
Simply with boxing, unless the white guy's Irish, and he's currently drunk.
Well, and I think you made a good point, though, Joe.
It really is about the complaining.
No matter what they do, you got what you wanted, now it's a complaint.
So it doesn't really matter what anybody does to cater to anyone, or to help fix the situation or give them what they want, because all of a sudden you don't want it.
It's all about being a protected class and complaining about never getting your way, even when you get it.
Yes.
So just pick a lane for us and let us know.
Just tell everyone else what you want.
But you gotta pick a lane, guys.
Alright, it's time to move on.
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We could speak just a little bit more freely.
We could say funnier words.
Gerald's really holding it together pretty well.
And don't be shy to toss your points in there.
You're going a little bit by the map.
You don't have to.
I don't know.
I'm leaving room for the comedians to do their thing.
I think people are getting a big laugh today because you guys don't have to, like, carry parts of the serious subject.
Yeah, I know.
I get to be the youth pastor look, which I told you before the show!
And you're like, no, no, no.
You're killing it, kid.
Just wear that.
You're gonna make us play some game where we have to drink through the next guy's sock or something like that.
No, that's a terrible... I don't know what church you went to.
So you had a tutor that wanted to have you say, fork you out loud to him.
No, he wanted to fork me.
Well, that too.
And then you went to a church where he's like, hey, drink out of this sock.
Yeah, that's what they did.
They gave you a Coke can.
That's so stupid.
Well, it was Pepsi Canyon.
Or actually, it was President's Choice.
And they made us drink.
They're like, oh, the next guy, the next guy, you're gonna have to drink your Coke through a sock.
We're like, no, see, that's because you don't trust where he's been.
And they're like, so, that's what happens when you're having sex with somebody.
Really?
It's science.
Something like that.
Do you drink the soda out of a condom?
They were like, you don't know where the suck has been.
I'm like, is this like a glorified ad for Vagisil?
It's called a foot fetish, guys.
You can make a lot of money stepping on pumpkins with those skis and OnlyFans.
We're gonna close the blinds if you notice the windows and the doors are locked from the outside.
You picked bad places to go, that's my point.
So, we're going to get into something that I know Steven really enjoys talking about.
Troy Aikman.
You guys remember him?
Yes.
Super Bowl winning quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys.
Who's y'all's Super Bowl winning quarterback for the Detroit Lions?
I always forget the guy's name.
Oh, his name is... It might as well be me.
I don't know if he's been born yet.
We'll see.
The future is promising, Dave, because we can't see it.
Well, actually, it wasn't for the Detroit Lions, but Matthew Stafford did go to another team.
After and won a Super Bowl.
That should make every Detroit Lions fan feel fantastic.
Yeah, so we did have the capability on the team for a long time.
That's at least good to know.
Well look, Dallas Cowboys Hall of Famer Troy Aikman is in hot water over some extremely sexist comments that he made during Monday Night Football.
And that brings us to this edition of I Know Sports.
Oh.
All right, I don't know if you guys saw any of this, but there was a bit of criticism over the call during the
Raiders-Chiefs game when pass interference has just been this really stupid
penalty on quarterbacks this year because they're trying to protect the quarterbacks a little
bit, but it seems like they're going a little bit too far.
But that's not really what Aikman got in trouble for.
He got in trouble for his comment on this, and wasn't saying that he didn't like the way that they called the penalties on this.
He said something that maybe some people took the wrong way, but you can see it right here.
He's there, it's just where it is.
It is too much.
I mean, my hope is the competition committee looks at this next set of meetings and, you know, we take the dresses off.
Oh!
Oh!
Then they joined the Army.
Well, look, Aikman's not exactly... Exactly.
He's not exactly wrong, right?
The NFL is getting kind of soft.
But let's look at the playing question again.
I just want to go through this with you for one second, Steve.
So you see the defensive end right there.
He gets past the tackle.
That's poor technique.
Pulls him down.
Boom.
Goes around him.
A 330-pound guy.
He actually sacks the quarterback, but he's also stripping the ball out, Steve.
And you see that?
That's a hate crime.
What do you think of the technique there?
Well, I think it's a hate crime, and I also... There's a penalty for that?
There is a penalty for... Why is there a penalty for that?
He's hitting the guy.
And he doesn't land on him full... This guy goes out of his way not to put all of his 300... And, well, that's a lot of weight, too.
Well, they've also taken all the fun out of football.
Hold on a second.
Can you go back to just the end of that clip?
Why is... Hold on.
Do you know who that is?
No, hold on.
Go to that...
Stephen's making a point here, though.
And then, why is the McDonald's drive-thru guy?
I ordered fries!
I don't care!
But I don't understand why is that a penalty.
It's Donald's McDonald's.
So that's a 15-yard roughing-the-passer penalty.
We might need to admonish you.
Oh, why?
What did I say?
You said Chris Jones is a defensive end.
I didn't say Chris Jones.
You were describing Christian.
The guy that was, it was the defensive end that came around the tackle.
Don't you dare.
Could be a defensive tackle.
Could be a linebacker.
He was lined up as a DE.
I don't care enough about sports.
They're saying it's Chris Jones, a defensive tackle.
Oh, shut up!
This shows how much you know about sports.
Defensive tackles can move out and play the end position.
Micah Parsons, the linebacker, plays the defensive end position on certain plays.
He went around a tackle, therefore it's a defensive end.
I do know sports.
By the way, the reason that that's a penalty... Hold on.
My stomach is gurgling.
They might have lost themselves, but they need to not shake themselves.
When we talk about sports, Stephen gets physically ill.
No, no, when we go to YouTube, when we go to Mug Club.
Oh, you're being serious.
I'm gonna take a break.
Admonish the Tocanon because he was wrong.
Admonish those who admonish.
Don't we agree, Dave?
I don't think that's wrong.
I think they were wrong.
He's technically a defensive tackle who was in the end position.
Come on.
Gerald knows these sports.
He blew out his knee devoting his life to it.
Gerald just owned that.
My position was tight end.
I know these things.
That doesn't sound good.
I have a huge boner right now.
You know, you all left me hanging on that one and now it just looks like a clean drill being an idiot.
You know, thanks a lot.
The camera was on me so there's no way the audience doesn't know you didn't just say that.
And then I have to argue with myself on it.
I don't understand why that's not allowed.
All right, so they're protecting quarterbacks.
By the way, Derek Carr, the guy that he sacked, the quarterback for Los Angeles,
sorry, Las Vegas Raiders, gets paid $40.5 million per year.
You think he could take a tackle, right?
But the owners are saying, we don't want that investment to get hurt.
So we need to make sure that we don't allow these guys, these serial killers
that have found a creative outlet called Defensive Ends, to kill our quarterbacks.
And at 330 pounds, you can't just stop that.
What are you supposed to do?
Two-handed touch?
I don't understand what's wrong with that.
I really don't.
I played football up to junior high and we won provincials.
We won a provincial game like 60-something to nothing.
You must be so proud of yourself.
I didn't even know the rules.
So all I knew was if you grabbed, that was illegal, so you couldn't grab.
So I was like, well, how do I stop someone if I can't grab them?
They said, just ram your head into them.
And I was like, well, that doesn't seem prudent.
You ever heard of CTE Canada?
That's not a good thing.
I have no idea why that's illegal.
There's some old footage.
There's a play where Tom Brady gets his helmet blown off.
Earlier on in his career he gets hit.
Have them pull up some clips of what quarterbacks used to get hit.
I'm not talking about, like, in the 60s and 70s.
Go back to, like, the late 90s, early 2000s, and you'll find some really, really graph—like, they would get pummeled.
But now they're like, ooh, we're investing too much in these guys, and so we want to make sure that they don't get injured on the field.
And so it sissifies the game.
And in this case, it potentially changes the outcome of a game, right?
It could be third down and long, you get a penalty like that, it's an automatic first down.
The defense wins because that guy stripped the ball out before he was down, and now it's a penalty.
I have a genuine question here.
Could it, because they did this with hockey and they've done this somewhat with boxing, in trying to make it safer, are there unintended consequences that make it more dangerous?
For example, in hockey, they change rules a lot to speed up the game, right?
So what happened now is you actually have more open ice hits, the game is a lot faster, And so I think Sidney Crosby had more concussions in one
season than Wayne Gretzky had his whole career because they also don't have the enforcers.
And the same with boxing.
If you go back and you watch like Joe Frazier fights or you go back and watch Joe Lewis,
they would clinch up, right?
They were talking about fighting on the inside.
Whereas if you go and watch newer fights, they separate them a lot more because they're
going, oh, we don't want any rabbit punches.
But what that's done is keep them at range more.
And so they're getting more full force strikes as opposed to kind of work in the body.
And so it's actually, they're saying, more blunt force trauma to the brain because of
the rules that they created to make it safer.
Is there something like that that could be happening with foot?
So it's not really happening where they're losing or they're getting more injuries, right?
So the natural thought is, okay, if they're being softer on one guy, they're doing something to slow themselves down and maybe that leads to potential injuries.
So far, that hasn't happened.
So far, what it has done is protected the quarterbacks.
But this is a part of the game.
The goal is to hit the guy with the ball as hard as you can and knock the ball out so that you can get it and have a turnover, right?
So that's the whole point.
And when you're rushing the passer, these guys are coming at angles.
These are very, very big, fast, strong men who have a hard time slowing down at 330 pounds running that fast, especially when you're still trying to get to the quarterback.
Like, what are you supposed to do?
Just kind of, like, make sure you don't go too hard?
Like, they're already falling off.
Did you see his left hand, by the way?
His left hand went to the ground instead.
You know what they used to do?
You would put all of your weight on the quarterback and intentionally make sure nothing else hit the ground so that you 330-pound pancake that guy.
That was the goal!
That's fine.
And now they're sissifying the game.
Well, look.
Well, your goal was to injure them.
Yeah.
It was.
Well, the Saints got in trouble for that.
There was a bounty on them going out and injuring.
The coaches were paying bonuses if they injured opposing players.
That was like four years ago, maybe five.
I can't remember exactly when, so not long ago.
I mean, that was the deal.
You can't bring a knife out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
I've got that Brady clip, but also defensive tackle Chris Jones.
I already told you why that's wrong.
Mic drop.
ESPN.
I already told you.
The mic just hit you in the forehead, sir.
Gerald's in the spirit of the law, and Tokunowin's in the letter of the law.
That's true.
I have to say, I give Gerald crap.
I go with Gerald on this one.
Thank you.
I gotta go with Gerald.
I appreciate that.
Let's see the Tom Brady.
I have to go with the polka dot door.
Oh.
OH!
There's... Oh my God.
Yeah, his helmet went flying.
His head's still there.
Don't worry.
Hey, you know what, actually?
For Mug Club?
King of the QB sneak.
Just a Laurie Grineer selling cheap shit.
We have to bring up, guys, bring up on Mug Club, the Dean Cain highlight reel.
Oh yeah!
Was he a tackle or was he a defensive end?
He sets some sacking records for Division 1.
He may have been a safety.
But he was unbelievable.
He just threw his whole, because he was smaller, he just threw his whole body.
It was like a missile.
Yeah, his whole body, which he's paid for it.
No, no, no, you're fine.
So comment on this, let me know what you think.
the NFL screwing up the game by having way too many and the thing happened with
Tom Brady as well it actually did change the outcome of the game they were
actually stopping them they got a penalty for no reason whatsoever but the
funny part of this story is that the feminist blue check marks weren't happy
about Aikman's comment at all and sports reporter and prominent lesbian I didn't
Hey, what happened to, you know, no vagina, no opinion?
but okay. Ariel Orsuto tweeted, in full agreement that the call against Chris Jones was BS,
but did Troy Aikman just say that he hopes the competition committee takes off their,
takes their dresses off as in trying to demean them by calling them women? Is he actually serious?
Yes, he is. Hey, what happened to, you know, no vagina, no opinion? How many downs of football
do you think that broad's played? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No penis, no football, no opinion.
Yeah, also, how many hours later did she tweet that after her boyfriend told her about it?
Wait, she's a lesbian.
Oh, sorry.
Girlfriend.
I don't want to see female sports reporters unless it's through a hole in the dressing room.
Well, maybe she's the butch in the relationship and therefore a fan of football.
Hey, let's just be glad Troy Aikman isn't jumping over a fence and killing his ex-wife in a waiter.
As soon as you think of it, he's not punching her in an elevator.
He's got a bit of a checkered past.
I did stalk his cellar one time.
No joke.
Really?
Not a joke.
Not a joke.
Absolutely.
And Fortune Magazine editorial director Rachel almost said the other one.
Dozel?
It's not Dozel.
Rachel Lobdell lamented, a truly awful call but let's not overlook Troy Aikman's sexist comment.
My hope is the competition committee looks at this in the next set of meetings and we take the dresses off.
Boy would I love to see those broads in an NBA locker room with black guys.
And just the crap they talk to each other.
Oh, man.
Which we all know, I mean, it's hysterical.
If you played football, if you played any sport, where you'd be in the, you know, I mean, it's a part of the culture, right?
The trash talking.
One of these days those balls are gonna drop, right?
Yeah, you'd think they'd say like, hey, take off your dress.
Yeah.
You think that's how mild it would be?
No.
They're just all the dongs hanging out like never-ending breadsticks at our garden.
They wouldn't know what to do.
Some breadsticks are longer than others.
They just feel assaulted.
Well, you guys know that wide receiver picture of me, right?
Where it's obviously not me.
It's like I'm a female reporter.
No, no, no, no.
It's a guy named Bobby Brown.
And it's like, that's my photo credit because I'm like in the background, but they thought this jersey was 89.
He did tell me one time I was sitting getting treatment and I didn't have my shirt on.
He goes, you know, we have a weight room, right?
And that's about as mild as it got, right?
It's like soul-crushing stuff.
Cultures would do that to you.
I had to do, and like I played for all of the day, but it's like I had to do a roach, you know the roach drills where you charge each other?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
With a kid who was 300 pounds.
At that time I think I was 83 pounds.
I went flying and my helmet fell off.
Concussion probably, but nobody cared at that point.
No, it was deliberately to hurt you.
But the stuff that you say in a locker room, it's part of sports.
I'm sorry.
They used to say, with Donald Trump or that quote, they used to say if someone said something inappropriate, they'd go, you know, this isn't the locker room.
And now they're like, you know, the locker room isn't the place for this.
They're quite literally, and then you wonder why men say there are no men's only spaces, the locker room.
In sports, the stuff that my coaches said to me, you should hear the stuff my dad did when he played hockey at a high, high level.
Insulting your ancestry.
Oh, of course.
They've been dead for 25 years.
Why are you bringing them up?
I mean, you say such horrible things in sports that you literally have to Andy Kaufman it, where you're just a character.
Like, when I insult your mom, it's not your mom.
Your mom's lovely.
Right?
But the things I've said about your mom and my mom as a separate person are just unspeakable.
They're unforgivable.
But it's because it's not your mom.
That's what you do in sports.
Well, I got into a fight on the field with Rocky Boyman, and he was a defensive end, not a defensive tackle.
And we got into a fight because our helmets stuck together.
There was a little U at the top sometimes with the face mask, and it just got wedged on him, and so neither one of us could really move, because if you do, you just move the other person, right?
And he started hitting my head to knock the helmet out, like, as hard as he could.
And I shoved him, and we got into a fight, and then in the locker room, we were like, yeah, man, hey, sorry about that.
We got it out of our systems.
That's what guys do.
If you give us room for that, then we do that.
If you don't, if you separate us too long, then you hold a grudge against somebody and then you knife them in the parking lot.
I wonder if we could bring in Pops Crowder from Mug Club.
I know he's not feeling very well out there, but he has a story.
Pops Crowder, when you played hockey with your brother, he played older league because he was better, and a guy said something about his cup.
in the uh, in the locker room.
Is it Doniger?
No, no, about his actual cup.
Oh, his actual cup.
Let's see if Pops Craddock can just come in and mug- Mug love it.
Mug love all that story.
Okay, alright.
Well look, not wanting to seem- The one dad where the on the water front reference.
Okay, go ahead.
Nice.
Well not wanting to seem sexist, Troy Aikman did go ahead and clarify and responded on
ESPN.
Oh.
You play ball like a girl!
Well that clarifies it.
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You eat them as dessert.
I'm so glad I didn't bring them with me.
I usually bring them with me on the road, but I ran out.
And the last few things that I ate, I'll never eat again.
You sent a text message to the team like, hey guys, do you mind removing all of the things that I saw right before?
Every single one?
Every single Rockstar energy drink and I get these overnight oats from Trader Joe's and I'll never drink bourbon again.
That's really?
Because those are the last things I had before I got sick.
It'll take a minute, but people who, in the wine business, if you get drunk and you end up having a really bad night and you, you know, evacuate and you see the seaweed salad again that you just ate, you're never eating seaweed salad again.
It's just not happening.
No, there's certain things I can't eat.
There was something in Canada called nectar, which was like a honey soda.
I can never, Canadians, you guys can comment below, I can never touch it again because I remember it was Canadian Thanksgiving and I couldn't eat Thanksgiving dinner for 15 years.
Really?
Yeah, they call it Southern Comfort, Tanqueray, Aftershock, Goldschlager.
Purple Drink.
Peach Schnapps, MD-2020.
Dave's listing all of the things he would have to clear out.
Remember all those nights you've had with every terrible drink and you wake up and you're like, I'll never drink that again because it was the booze's fault?
Yeah.
I'll move on to the next bottle.
Well, Casey, I wasn't really drunk or anything.
When you have the stomach flu, the last thing, like, it just turns my stomach.
So I'm really actually glad because I usually have Bilt Bars with me always on the road, and I just, I ran out.
So I'm like, thank God.
We'd have to change sponsors.
Like a Clockwork Orange.
Like, no, no, change the sponsor!
Alright, well, a few weeks ago we let you know that there was this sudden case of falling down syndrome, is what we'll call it, and we had a compilation of that.
But look, it's not just for athletes anymore.
A study published on Monday, October 10th reported that video gaming... Dave, I know you're a big gamer.
Yeah, all the time.
It can trigger deadly heart problems in children, right?
And this is a little bit strange.
I know, I've heard stories before about people doing like these extreme gaming sessions for 18 to 20 or 24 hours or something like that and dying, but it's usually like this.
Mostly in China, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Like it's usually this really large fellow who's doing this in his mom's basement covered in Cheetos.
So that's the kind of person.
Well, have you seen the energy drinks that do they now have for gamers?
Oh, yeah.
It's like 400 milligrams of caffeine and stuff.
No, no, I can't do that stuff.
Your heart's just gonna one day explode.
There could be other reasons.
We'll figure that out.
But the study population that they're talking about here was 22 patients total, right?
So it's not like a huge sample size, but 86% of them were young males.
Six had cardiac arrest and four suddenly died.
That's a pretty high number.
Four out of 22 suddenly died.
These are all gamers?
Yes.
This is from the study.
Right?
So, the study author Claire Lawley said, video games may represent a serious risk to some children with arrhythmic conditions.
That's a heart issue.
It's the game's fault.
Yeah, it's totally the game's fault for making your bad heart tick a little too fast.
They might be lethal... My heart used to tick fast when I'd play Leisure Suit Larry and those Ladies of the Night.
No, your heart beat fast when you looked at She-Hulk cards.
Or Duke Nukem.
You all know what I'm talking about.
You're more of a Cammy Street Fighter fan, aren't you?
Who isn't?
To continue the quote, they might be lethal in patients with predisposing but often previously unrecognized arrhythmic conditions.
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Syncope, a sudden loss of consciousness from heart problems, has also been a focus for research for several years.
Dr. Law, the same person, the study author, has researched gaming and heart problems as far back as September 2019.
And the study conclusion from the original study, I'll quote, Can precipitate lethal cardiac arrhythmias in susceptible children.
Right.
Alright, so that all sounds bad.
What did the guy conduct the study?
Was he Oliver Twist?
Well, this is, well, her.
Her name.
Dr. Claire Lawley.
Please, sir, can I game some more?
That's true, I did a male voice.
This is why I don't do voices so much.
Thank you, Steven.
You'll play Quake and you'll like it, mate.
Yes, yes.
Doom.
More of a Doom fan.
If you don't finish your Golden Eye, you won't get your Call of Duty.
I was really good at Golden Eye, by the way.
I was playing Pong and I shit my pants and keeled over.
It's 1979, right?
It happened to my grandmother.
It was playing Pong.
I watched her die.
It's not true.
Didn't happen.
No, but I was told to say it or the government would hurt me.
You're lying.
And then they took her to the emergency room with two ambulances going like that, but then the gurney just going back and forth between them down the street like this.
And then there were ghosts trying to eat the ambulance.
Those were Muslims in burqas, mate.
Oh, I thought they were ghosts.
Those were burqas, Muslims, mate.
You eat the halal, they change colours, you can take care of them.
They didn't care for the fruit.
Oh my gosh, well look.
I remember, remember old Pac?
Remember old Pac?
Used to beat the shit out of his broad head.
Little pink bow go flying.
Yeah, he's got a pink bow on his head now though.
I guess he's lost it a bit.
He stole it from her.
You can't tell Pac-Man from Miss Pac-Man.
It's all the same these days.
It's just one bow.
Yeah, that's it.
And you can hardly tell.
And a penis bulge somewhere down low.
No, he said just put a little effort in there, Pac-Man.
He just put on a bow.
Bit of a bulge.
That's all it is.
It's there.
Yeah, I know it's you.
Now look, who exactly are the people who might be more susceptible to cardiac arrhythmia?
Get him!
You can't get me, bitch!
I'm boosted!
Yeah, I'm boosted, bitch!
Oh god.
Oh my god.
Oh god.
Get the hell out of here.
This is my lobby, bitch.
I've got a big dick looking at your mom.
I'm like, what?
♪ I'm like what? ♪ ♪ I'm like what? ♪
Wow, they take that stuff seriously at an early age.
You just got owned by a nine year old, it sounds like.
Oh my gosh.
Now look, just to be clear, we're not saying that there's any connection Between arrhythmias and the vaccine.
We never say that.
Or boosters.
Or any shots that you could possibly ever get into your body at any time.
Of course not.
I was referring to the chair that I put in.
That's true.
Oh, the booster chair.
Did I ask for it, big boy?
Can you imagine talking smack to somebody who literally just died on the other end and you just don't know it yet?
I owned you!
You dead!
You lose!
Hey, yeah, Johnny actually just did die.
Why you quiet?
Oh.
Oh, you doing a silent treatment?
Alright, alright.
I see how it is.
I see how it is.
Oh, you wanna play, huh?
Now your guy's not even gonna play?
This is a little passive-aggressive.
Talk to me, come on!
Passive-aggressive.
Alright, you know what?
Alright, you know, you made your point.
You're making me paranoid, alright.
You made your point.
Let's get back to, you win, okay?
Maybe I took it a little too far.
I mean, that's my bad.
Are you alright, you dumb bitch?
You kind of come down off that high and you're like, ooh, okay, I need to walk this back.
Being concerned but still calling him every name.
Yeah, exactly.
You know you're a bastard, right?
What happened?
Did he take your dress off?
He did.
He may have.
I think he's playing with Troy Aikman.
Here, put this on.
He just drops the dress.
You gonna act like a bitch?
You still gonna look like a bitch.
Here's a health pack.
I'll drop it for you.
Look, and though we're not saying that there's any connection, we're being 100% clear that we would never say that there's any connection.
According to the Florida Surgeon General, Dr. Joseph Ladop... Ladopo?
Ladopo.
Sounds like an antidepressant.
This alanesis, for you, found there is an 84% increase in the relative incidence of cardiac-related death among males 18 to 39 year old within 28 days following the mRNA vaccine.
I just don't want to say it too loud.
No, no.
This is what the Surgeon General of Florida said.
What percentage?
Eighty-four percent.
That seems high.
Eighty-four percent increase?
Wow.
Eighty-four percent increase in the relative incidence of cardiac-related death among males 18 to 39 years old within 28 days following mRNA.
That's a lot of percent, and that's not many days after the thing.
He said it.
Well, I mean, that's a common age for a massive heart attack while playing video games.
Yeah, why are we taking words from a quack?
He's a surgeon?
General?
Like, does that even, like, do you get voted in for that?
Quack!
Qu Alright, look, for releasing this information to the public, Dr. Ladapo... He's been stripped of his life.
No, no, no.
Worse.
Worse, Dave.
He's been blocked over Twitter for several hours.
Also during an evening... Duckwing block!
I'm sorry I'll never tell the truth again.
I will never speak in my official capacity as a doctor and the head of a state.
Let's get fictitious!
Zip it!
This is why you're 40 years of college and $3 million in debt.
So Twitter can say, I disagree with you.
Who's fact-checking me?
A blue-haired lesbian.
She knows more.
Yeah, the one who complains about Troy Aikman's comments.
Let them know all the references.
All the references are available at ladderwithcrowder.com.
You can go there, you can check out all of this stuff.
We're not making this stuff up.
We're showing you what these people are saying.
This next part is especially troubling because during the EU Parliament hearing, a Pfizer executive admitted their vaccine was never tested for doing something that they said 100% that's what we were told that it would help reduce transmission.
Oh no.
Was the Pfizer Covid vaccine tested on stopping the transmission of the virus before it entered the market?
If not, please say it clearly.
If yes, are you willing to share the data with this committee?
And I really want a straight answer, yes or no, and I'm looking forward to it.
Thank you very much.
Regarding the question around, did we know about stopping humanisation before it's entered the market?
No.
We had to really move at the speed of science to really understand what is taking place in the market.
That's not a speed.
Yeah, I'm sorry, the speed of what?
Is this like a new Coldplay song?
Seriously, did we just hear the speed of science?
Chris Martin's a doctor now?
Okay, that's fantastic.
It's the speed of zero responsibility.
We were moving too quickly.
Oh, you think?
We could have asked that question earlier on.
Wait a minute, we did say that, hey, this is coming out pretty quickly.
Not that we would say that there's anything wrong with what you ended up producing.
It's totally fine, even though you're laughing, saying, of course we didn't test it for transmissibility.
We didn't have time.
They called it Operation Warp Speed.
Warp Speed.
Not slow down and make sure you do it right speed.
Operation Science Speed.
Though you did a great job.
It's right before Rick Moranis says Ludicrous Speed.
Right.
You never go to Ludicrous Speed!
That lady answering the question, she's gone plain well.
Yeah, they're like, you're not supposed to reveal that.
She's John Candy's character.
It's the most candid answer we've gotten so far.
Well, look, we've covered before.
You remember the study in 2022 that followed 200,000 patients and found no increase in myocarditis after COVID infection.
So no increase because of the infection itself.
And a lot of people blame it.
Right.
A lot of people will say, well, COVID is having this effect on people.
It's long COVID, or it's the effects from COVID after you get it.
And children 18 to 39, or young men 18 to 39, are just, the increase is because of that.
Well, we also saw in the UK, the increased deaths, it was up a staggering percentage in August, just month over month.
I think it was just July or August, it was 17%.
Incredible.
Not year over year, month over month.
Yeah, not in a year, just month over month, right?
Excess deaths.
And we're going to see more of these things coming out too.
I think just as time goes on, we ask this question, do you think information will come out?
Well, if people are as stupidly honest as this, yes.
If they feel like they have no, they don't fear repercussion at all, they have no liability whatsoever, no accountability, of course they're going to come out.
And I'm not kidding, she laughingly said that.
There was a kind of a laugh in her voice when she's like, well no, we couldn't do that.
Duh.
Hopefully more of that comes out.
Yeah, Piers Morgan just tweeted about because of that.
It's like, yeah, see, I'm so happy because you guys are idiots.
It's like, well, no, she's saying what you said wasn't correct.
Yes.
And what a lot of people had questions about.
So look, just to kind of wrap this up.
So in conclusion, we have new COVID findings.
Young men dying while gaming.
Yes.
Proof of censoring a surgeon general.
How does this all come together?
I guess we'll never know.
No idea.
I don't see a connection.
It's completely unrelated.
It's a mystery.
You know, legendary actress Angela Lansbury passed away at the age of... Did she?
Yeah, 96.
Wow!
But she went on doing it and she... She did love GTA 5, I'm just saying.
Yep.
Another one gone too soon.
96 years old.
Look!
Unprotected sex and fentanyl as well.
Don't game, have unprotected sex, and use enough fentanyl to kill an elephant, which is still very little.
She was very cocky on the gaming too.
Murder she gloats.
Oh, that's a terrible screen name.
Bad handle.
Don't do that.
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