| Time | Text |
|---|---|
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Smart Financial Houston Walk-Through
00:01:58
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| Sarah Connor. | |
| Sarah Conner, don't I know? | |
| Don't I know Sarah Conner? | |
| Gerald, do you know Sarah Conner? | |
| No. | |
| Oh, that's Dave's Grindr account. | |
| Oh, yeah, no, that's just the name Dave uses on Grindr. | |
| He thinks it's funny, but he's not here. | |
| Where is Dave? | |
| Dave is at the Smart Financial Theater. | |
| Oh, the Phoenix show? | |
| No, no, no, Houston. | |
| Houston. | |
| Oh, that's right. | |
| Yeah, Houston. | |
| It's because it's a federal financial... It's confusing, yeah. | |
| September 17th is the Smart Financial Center in Houston. | |
| He's doing a walk-through there, doing like an audio, but... Do we still have tickets? | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| We just opened up some more. | |
| Hold on a second. | |
| Yeah, hold on. | |
| We do have... Yeah, we opened up some more tickets, so you can go there and buy them. | |
| LiveCredit.com slash tour at the Smart Financial Center, Houston. | |
| September 17th is where Dave is, so... Yeah. | |
| You see this? | |
| I just- Right here! | |
| We're just- and we were gonna offer you some comps. | |
| Not anymore! | |
| Tickets too, that's industry term for free tickets. | |
| Yeah, no, not for this guy though. | |
| You wouldn't know that, but you're not getting any. | |
| Anyway, this is a- what are you? | |
| Are you- what are you, Dutch? | |
| You have a speech impediment? | |
| Are you retarded? | |
| What? | |
| Oh f- BOOM! | |
| This fall, prepare for two rebels with a cause. | |
| BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! | |
| The Rebels with a Cause Comedy Tour. | |