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Sept. 13, 2022 - Louder with Crowder
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EXCLUSIVE: CROWDER EXPOSES COLLEGE PROFESSOR. IS IT YOURS? | Louder with Crowder
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All you ever need is Luminize, Luminize 5 minutes man!
No.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not going out there.
I can't do it.
You can't what?
I can't do it out there.
There are people, there are antifa, they threaten to kill me.
They're going to shoot me at this venue.
Pull yourself together!
I just don't want to die on stage because they're out there, they're in black clock outfits, and we have to... You're embarrassing yourself!
I understand this is getting heated, but I don't think they're actually hearing me right now.
My life is actually in danger because out there these people... I said be a man!
You're not listening to what I'm trying to tell you, okay?
This isn't just me having some kind of a nervous breakdown.
Listen to this!
Pull yourself together!
Pull yourself together!
Listen to what you're saying!
Pull it together!
Wait, wait, wait!
Who are they?
Oh, they're my security.
Somebody threatened to pie me.
You can never be too careful.
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Uh-huh.
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It's too hot.
You can imagine the sip.
Did you just fake a sip?
I just faked a sip.
Oh my gosh.
I faked it.
We're sorry.
It's okay.
Glad to be with you.
I say that every day, but it's true.
I am glad to be with you.
This is one of those moments in my day where when I talk to a camera, there's a blinking red light, but I can picture you at home with no pants.
I was about to say.
We have a lot to get to.
And by the way, the people who think when you go to that long shot, Joe Louis is not dead.
No, he's here.
He just realized that he prefers to be out there where everyone gives him treats when I can't monitor it.
And lots of pets.
Yes.
He forces himself on them.
He does.
He's very aggressively affectionate.
We have a lot to get to today.
There's news that is breaking, so we'll kind of keep you abreast on that with the Twitter.
Is it a Twitter judiciary hearing?
Yeah, it's a Senate Judiciary Committee.
Yeah.
And you can explain some of that to us, because a lot of people don't really know what's going on with the purchase with Elon Musk.
So we'll have more on that as it unfolds.
But we have something today.
It's exclusive.
And we started this segment a long time ago.
We were going to do this last week, but we wanted to cross our T's and dot our I's.
It's Make My Professor Famous.
And you guys can send your emails to teachertips at ladderwithcreditor.com.
We have exclusive audio and some video here of a teacher at University of North Texas who's teaching what I believe to be, and when I say that I mean actually is, a racist curriculum and is pro-censorship.
And we actually want you guys to take part.
We want your voice to be heard because they're indoctrination factories and they do this in the darkness.
Let's shine a light on it so we have that.
We'll be talking about the Swedish elections and Brian Stelter just got a Harvard fellowship.
That's a phrase that I spoke in real life.
True story.
All right.
And my question, before we move on again, the best thing you can do is just hit like, share, and comment below.
That helps with the YouTube algorithm.
But the question is, do you think we're going to see more European countries, as we just saw with Sweden?
Vote right wing.
Swinging to the right, especially in the face of the COVID lockdowns right after that.
When we sort of Monday morning quarterback it, you're seeing a red wave that's going to take place with the midterms here in the United States.
I think it's important to note, look, everyone said, let's see what happens with Florida.
Well, people have become more right-wing in Florida.
People have become more right-wing in Sweden.
This country has become more right-wing as it relates to COVID policies.
The longer we go, the further down this timeline we go, people are saying, you know what?
The left was wrong about that.
So there is a silver lining.
Gerald A., how are you, sir?
I'm doing well.
How are you?
Better than yesterday.
Oh, yes.
The food poisoning was bad.
Yeah.
And then we have Alex Jones in.
We had to tape a Nash Wednesday.
That's one of the things we pre-tape.
So I'm glad that we did because I had to leave to go to the bathroom like three times.
You're a lighter man for it.
I am.
Two and a half pounds in one day.
That's terrible.
One day.
Two and a half pounds.
And you heard the groan.
But you know him.
You love him.
Fastest man on his feet.
And him and I are in Houston.
September 17th at the Smart Financial Center.
Sugarland.
Your tickets at loudmouthcutter.com.
Mr. Dave Landa.
How are you, sir?
Ahoy, I'm good.
Good.
Sugarland.
Did you watch the Emmys?
Uh, no.
I mean, yes.
Do we have to pretend?
No, you and everyone else.
It's okay, we have a recap.
Oh, good.
No, not good.
No, it's a pride-swallowing siege!
Oh, good, good.
That I will never fully tell you about.
I just want to see who took one home.
Is Phoenix sold out?
Is that why I'm not mentioning it?
It's pretty close.
It's like 50 tickets left.
Yeah, there's not much.
People buy a bunch of those tickets that we don't want to promote.
Because they're like single tickets.
People are like, I want to sit with my friend.
Well, you can't.
You should have bought earlier.
I want to see who buys.
There's like one seat, dead center.
I want to see who comes alone.
Yes.
Stelter.
He's going to be wearing a Harvard Letterman's jacket.
Little flag.
And a fake mustache, but it turns out it's just chocolate.
Right.
And a giant foam hand, only the shocker.
Now!
And it's not a foam hand.
It's just swollen.
From the prior evenings, goings-ons.
He gained two and a half pounds?
Yes.
It's like Freaky Friday.
I lose a little bit of weight and Stelter's like, it's happening!
This happened, the Emmys.
And my headphones are a little bit, you know what?
This is what happens when we reset.
It's just, it's my fault.
Last night, of course, the Emmys.
And I tell you this because you probably didn't know.
Star studded.
Yes.
I didn't know they happened.
Yeah.
All of your favorites.
Stop with the seltzer.
You heard studded!
What?
It's disgusting. Harvard. Harvard. The Howard Halls of Harvard. Well now I have Brian Stelter
amongst them. Haunting the halls of Harvard. That's all it is. It's just a poster of Brian.
It's a painting of Brian Stelter. The eyes are following you because he's behind them.
Men's locker room. Now, the Emmys happened yesterday and there were quite a few acceptance
It was a weird night, and here's the thing, it was also a very self-important night.
I think these are always valuable, really just to sort of recap, you don't need to watch them, we recap them so you don't really have to, because you can see everything that is wrong with Hollywood there amidst their death throes right now.
It's like a baby being put to sleep.
And they just don't want to go down for a nap.
This is why traditional media, the traditional entertainment industry, is dying.
And these actors and directors are too self-important to realize it.
So here we have some acceptance speeches from some of the winners.
Some of the most talented actors among us.
It is a craft.
Brilliant.
People like Lizzo.
I just want to say, um, you know, I took a lavender bath tonight, and um, right before the show, and it made me swell up inside my dress.
I'm having a hard time speaking.
When I was a little girl, all I wanted to see was me in the media.
Someone fat like me, black like me, beautiful like me.
I love how she listed two objective descriptions and then a subjective one.
Fat like me, yes.
Black like me, yes.
Beautiful?
Protect the class, the bitch?
Anna, what a gym climbing rope!
class the bitch victim song I am a woman and I want a gym climbing rope and I know what show is she
on where my voice belongs belongs in a cooler.
Um, thank you so much.
Um, I gotta go.
Bye.
Every single woman was overweight.
Tiffany Cousin at Mosaic.
And my sister is here tonight.
The Jennifer Coolidge host?
Wait, hold on.
Wait, hold on.
That's a huge bitch!
Why do I have these buttons here?
They don't do anything.
I just really have a bunch of buttons.
I disconnected them.
That last portion right there.
First off, every single woman was overweight.
And I don't just say that to offend people.
That's an issue.
And I mean the kind of overweight where doctors would say you have a problem.
And that last, Jennifer Coolidge, who I know can be funny, I'm not taking that away from her, that is everything that is wrong with Hollywood.
This is one thing that just bothers me when they're like, Don't play me off.
Hold on a second.
Hold on a second.
And then everyone else is cheering for her.
She's like, I'm going to dance.
Like, yeah, you go.
They can't play you off.
I don't want to be played off by these corporate sponsors.
Well, this is why you do this awards show.
It's put on by corporate sponsors who want you to dance and then you want to maintain your integrity as an artist.
You don't want to deal with corporate sponsors?
Go do a show like this.
Go do something.
Go do it independently.
I'm just, I'm an artist.
I'm going to keep speaking.
I don't deal with corporate overlords.
And then they go do a Christian Dior spread at Macy's.
Shut up.
What'd you think, you were going to have unlimited time?
They think they're just professional martyrs in $10,000 dresses.
Yeah, and it's self-importance too.
It's like, yeah, I'm so important I need to talk about everybody on my list that I have right here to say thank you to.
Who other people we also don't care about.
We kinda gotta thank people.
Well, Ricky Gervais said it best, he's like, thank you, agent, thank you, God, and then shut up and get off stage.
I do miss, didn't he used to, oh, that's Golden Globes.
Yeah, different, I'm just saying, he gave you like a, you know, a template of how to do an awards speech.
Well, it's a circle jerk, let's just be honest.
I'm gonna go ahead and say the word.
It's just an awards show where rich people tell other rich people that they did a good job pretending to be other people.
And then bitch about being played off.
Yes.
You mean there are time constraints on a television clock?
Yes!
You talentless hack!
That's why you're on traditional television!
You're clinging to relevancy!
Play ball!
They always want to play ball when the paycheck clears, but then not when they want to present themselves as an artist with integrity.
Shut up!
You get a minute!
My Cable Ace Award is pretty nice.
Yes!
I have to admit.
I don't know if you guys have been to my house where I keep them?
I have a Razzie.
My MTV's best kiss runner-up.
Yes.
I made it myself.
Me and Toby.
I bought it online off of Stephen Baldwin.
Yeah, you just replaced Kirsten Dunst's face with yours.
It's kissing upside down!
I bought it off Tom Sizemore.
He needed coke.
That and some memorabilia from The Relic.
Alright.
We don't have anything new, so the Twinnett Senate Judiciary hearing is still going on.
Oh, you know what, actually though, we do have breaking news.
♪♪♪ Right now on news, they're covering something that people
still don't care about.
♪♪♪ Apparently CNN doesn't have audio.
Well, that was a moment of silence.
What is this?
This looks like a guy who has ventriloquist lines drawn on the side of his face.
He does.
Bring him up full screen.
Bring him up full screen, really quick.
Come on, quick to the punch there.
Look at that!
He looks, oh my god, he looks like a comic book character.
He looks like a Nutcracker!
He looks like he just took off his comic book eye patch.
Yes!
What is this?
Queen Elizabeth's coffin to be found.
By him.
That's the first time we've... Well then why did you bring it to Scotland?
As a show of force, like, don't cry anything.
I want my corpse flown everywhere.
Oh, and now we have an early 90s creepy babysitter.
Very nice.
Where are the kids?
Oh my gosh.
I don't know, I was looking for my high tops.
It's the hand that rocks the cradle.
Your baby's mine now.
My baby.
She's breastfeeding in the absolute middle.
Who was in Hand That Rocks the Cradle?
You know what, you guys can comment below.
I always get it confused with the Kim Basinger one, but that was a good one, Hand That Rocks the Cradle.
It was a good movie, yeah.
I think she's in it.
It is so silly, CNN.
Okay, this brings us right now to this week, of course, as we discussed this, our former Vice President Joe Biden traveled to Boston on Monday, gave a series of speeches on infrastructure and cancer.
Hey, wasn't he going to cure it?
No, no, no, no.
That's what he said.
Yes, but.
He said that.
How do you not see that as pandering?
I mean, that's like the kid when he's running for class president and he says he's going to give you free ice cream sandwiches in the cafeteria.
We're going to find a cure for cancer.
People are like, all right.
I mean, at a certain point, isn't your intelligence insulted?
I know a lot of you voted for Biden or some of you who watch.
Not everyone here is a conservative.
You're maybe more moderate.
You were tricked.
Sorry, you screwed up.
You trusted him.
But when he said he was going to cure cancer, first off, did you believe him?
And second, did you believe that he would play any role in the outcome of actually curing cancer?
There's so many kinds of cancer.
Yes.
Like you have to go to a foot doctor.
Right.
Just as if your feet hurt.
Yeah, exactly.
Tinactin won't cover it.
No!
So, infrastructure cancer were his speeches, and he was clearly, like myself, in top form.
This brings us to another edition of This Week in Biden.
If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
It's frustrating.
It's inconvenient.
And it's bad for the environment.
And there's simply no reason for it.
This is the United States of America, for God's sake.
This is who we are.
This is not what we should be doing.
And I want to thank all of you, the cancer patients, survivors, caregivers.
And don't jump from up there, okay?
Thank you for listening.
He got lost at a podium.
Again.
I know.
Again.
I know, you're right.
I'm sorry.
Now to be fit.
He gets lost at the his and her sink.
Is it his?
Where do I go?
I don't want to misgender the sink.
Yeah, you can use either one.
What?
Jill had us have two toilets put in so we could poo together.
What way do I poo?
On the way to the toilet.
Which one's oral?
It's not that he got lost on a podium.
Now, you've probably had gigs where they say, hey, you have to go back the way you came because we're going to shut off this exit.
He doesn't even have the self-awareness that the primary legitimate criticism against him is that he's old and insane and he's a demented old circus monkey.
He doesn't even have the awareness to just say, oh, hold on a second, this is going to look like an old crazy moment again.
Oh, hey, silly me, I got lost.
Where do I go?
They didn't tell me.
Oh, I go back that way.
Alright, thanks again, people.
But something so that it makes people think, alright, he's sharp enough to be... There's no self-awareness.
That is the best of his capabilities.
The best he could think of on the spot.
Riffing was...
Huh?
Go back to the podium and say something.
Well, he also said something about cancer, and then said, don't jump.
And it's like, that's good.
That follows a good line.
Yeah, exactly.
I can't cure cancer, don't kill yourself.
Was he just looking at a bunch of kids with leukemia?
Yeah, who are like, we're helping you cure it.
Hey, Ronald McDonald House, you know what I'm talking about.
Yeah, don't jump.
Starts going Don Rickles on them.
Why don't you go to Alaska?
Step on a rake.
Hey, which one of you hairless ones want to meet John Cena?
I don't know what he says to this.
He can't see me.
I can still see him.
Yeah, he's still there.
He's still there.
No, it's a lie!
Oh, there's the light again.
Hunt, hunt, hunt, hunt.
I gotta go towards it.
Can I just comment really quickly on his moonshot comments?
Like, he's calling this his cancer moonshot on the 60th anniversary of, you know, the actual moonshot saying we're gonna land a man on the moon and bring him back to Earth safely.
Before his cancer moonstruck.
Before we knew anything about how to do that.
Moon dance.
What he is saying, the cancer moonshot that the media is fawning over right now and saying, oh, this is brilliant, is him basically saying, we're going to cut cancer deaths in half in 25 years.
Joe, be a little, like, babe, medical science is advancing fast enough to probably do that on its own.
Maybe stretch a little bit and go, well, if it's going to be a moonshot, let's cure it.
Yeah.
That's very unambitious, 25 years.
Yeah, but you're right.
There's nothing there.
No, and everybody's just applauding, and like, oh, this is brilliant.
Before the midterms, too, no less.
Pandering to the public?
Not at all.
Actually curing cancer?
I mean, not curing cancer.
I don't think he's capable of pandering, though.
I don't even think he knows what he's saying.
Well, he also has a really tough act to follow, because for all of the criticisms levied toward Donald Trump, and by the way, some of them are legitimate, of course, no one can say that the guy was not able to think on his feet.
Yeah.
You may not like it, but if that happened, he'd go, oh, they didn't tell me.
You're fired.
I'm just kidding.
But seriously, you're fired.
You're out.
He would make a joke about it.
Biden has the worst act to follow.
It's a guy who really didn't use it.
The first president who very rarely used a prompter.
You can see it also with his rallies.
That's what he was known for.
He's ambitious.
Versus a guy who cannot think for himself.
That's tough.
That's a tough contrast.
Well, yeah, because Trump was held accountable for what he said.
Right.
I mean, this guy actually kind of can't be.
That's what's sad.
Right.
I mean, he should be.
Right.
But there's just no way.
It's like with a child.
It's not their fault.
It's the parents.
It's not the former vice president's fault.
It's the handlers.
It is.
The president's fault.
Kamala Harris.
He needs a rolled up newspaper.
Yes.
It's the stairs fault that he's hitting his head on.
Yes.
Go rub his nose in it.
It's the stocking cap that was too tight.
Yes, the candle that he fell on in his nightgown.
Yes.
I thought I heard something.
It's my best dressing gown!
Now, this is something, it's a little bit weird today, it's a slow news day, so we wanted to bring you this.
This is exclusive, okay?
This is something that we've worked on for a long time, and we want to do this more often, actually.
It's tough, you know, we've talked about, I can't do any of the undercover stuff anymore.
No.
Without very expensive prosthetics, because unfortunately I get recognized.
Yeah.
You take the good with the bad.
It's your fault.
And with that, it's pretty much just bad.
I don't really like the recognition thing.
No, I like to be incognito.
I like to fly under the radar.
But every time I wear an outfit, it's considered a negative stereotype.
And I would love for you to send your emails to teachertips at ladderwithcredit.com.
And if you're watching on YouTube, like I said, hit the like button, but comment below.
If you have professors like this, if you are in a class right now, this is a sort of a good little ecosystem where we can all share this information.
Now a lot of people may wonder, and I think this is a question people often ask, is it that leftists go into the education sector?
Simply by sort of, you know, their natural proclivities, that maybe people who tend to be liberal tend to be educated in education.
Or do they go in because they want to actively indoctrinate not only children, but of course college students?
I would say it's more so the latter, especially when you look at a lot of the segments that we've done and a lot of the audio recordings that you can hear from deans, right, of admissions, but you can also hear from professors at Ivy League schools.
We'll get into Brian Stelter at Harvard in a second.
Why do you think they are such radical activists?
Well, we're at the point now where we're one generation removed, maybe two, where this was a conscious effort on behalf of the left.
Andrew Breitbart talked about this.
Marxists did proactively infiltrate the educational sphere.
So this is where we're actually, I think this is the first time, launching the initiative aimed at exposing just how unhinged and how damaging it can be with some of these, I would just say, frankly, immoral college professors and how awful it can be.
So allow us to introduce this new segment, Make My Professor Famous.
♪♪♪ All right. So all of this was sifted through by our team
here.
This professor who's featured today, famous, he should be happy about it, Kevin Howard from the University of North Texas.
That's Kevin Howard from the University of North Texas.
And the course that he is teaching is Diverse Learners in Spring of 2022.
Teaching Diverse Learners.
Why don't you just do it?
Yes.
Why don't you just teach a diverse group of people?
Why do you need to teach people how to teach diverse learners?
So let's go through a few things.
Isn't that book Anti-Racist Baby?
Right.
Where you're like, good news, it is.
Right.
So one of the first things that he discusses in the syllabus is gender pronouns.
We'll get to this.
Then we have some audio recordings.
According to the syllabus, the class, quote, will focus on structures of the social, and you'll hear the clips.
This is pretty close.
Okay.
It sounds like psycho gobbledygook.
It does.
And it is.
But it's also really scary when you actually think about what that means.
Control and education?
Yes, because conservatives dominate that industry.
It does. And it is. But it's also really scary when you actually think about what that means.
Control and education? Yes, because conservatives dominate that industry. Yes. Come on.
They're tilting at windmills, right?
They try and present as though they are this underclass and they're fighting against it.
Well, hold on a second.
You guys have the White House.
Both the former vice president and the president, right?
You have those right now.
You have, obviously, right now, we're going to see a red wave, but you have all of, certainly, media, the entertainment industry.
You have ABC, NBC, CBS, you know, which is also ABC Disney, right?
Which is NBC Universal, which is CBS Viacom.
You have Warner.
You have control over everything.
Who are you fighting?
Fox News?
That's why they want to get rid of this show, because it's competitive.
It beats their multi-hundred-million-dollar budget shows.
And so they have to say, we have to fight against the semi-fascists.
Let's make a new term.
So the reading list also includes such topics, such books.
Why talk about whiteness?
Oh, is that rhetorical?
Yeah, no, why?
Then you have the persistence of gender norms.
Then you have anti-trans laws are making trans youth feel unsafe.
It's a wordy title.
Yeah.
Then you have sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, gender expression.
That's a lot of questions.
A lot of questions!
Shouldn't your course answer the questions?
Yeah, that's true.
It's like Jesse Venture.
I'm just asking questions.
Well, when are you going to answer it?
I don't know who's at Tower 7.
Do you know?
I'm asking questions.
You don't have the answer, do you?
No.
Ah, fluoride in your tap!
Yeah, I don't have a clue.
I'm off the grid.
Watch my show off the grid where I'm completely on the grid.
And then he also does time warp again.
The sky is obsessed, obviously, with gender.
And this is something, imagine if you live your life, and this is the disconnect that takes place, is you live your life and you don't constantly think about gender identity.
You don't constantly think about sexual orientation.
You don't constantly think about gender expression.
Most people don't.
But then you wonder why it's the focus of every single show, if you watch the Emmys, why it's the focus of almost every single news topic.
Well, what do you think is going to happen when people who are now entering the workforce, this is the kind of course load that they have to go through.
He's also, by the way, very obsessed with gender and with sexual orientation.
I have my suspicions.
Do you?
So I'll show it to you after, actually.
Let's do the audio clips first.
We'll show Clip K after.
And by the way, if you want to see more of these segments, just hit the like button.
That helps with the algorithm.
We would like as many people to see these as possible because we want your voice as a student to be heard.
It really is.
I can't tell you how many people come up to us and say, what do I do with and insert a problem in college here?
Everywhere.
Everywhere we go.
They have basically unfettered power.
It's very, very difficult to go to the administration and say, he's being unfair, he's targeting me.
It's very hard to prove that.
And so professors can just make your life a living hell.
It's a forced captive audience.
And just so you know, this professor is every bit as radical as you might have guessed from the syllabus.
So here's Professor Howard discussing in his class, and some of these clips are a little bit longer for context.
All of these are available at loudearthcrowder.com.
The link is in the description as far as all of the references.
Here is Professor Howard discussing, in a not-so-subtly racist way, whiteness.
The watch-televised thing is inherently heteronormative.
Inherently masculine, which delves into intersectionality of whiteness.
Nobody calls it out.
That's why theorists are saying it's invisible.
Because nobody calls it out, then it becomes the norm.
Makes sense?
And when something is the norm, if no one points it out, if no one questions it, then it's unchecked, unmarked.
It's invisible.
It's fluid.
It moves.
We talked about this last class, right?
Class.
Classism.
You understand how that operated?
The bourgeoisie and the folks who were taking lands.
Even when we come to taking lands, we think of it even as colonization, turns out, right?
So there are so many pillars and so many things happening all at once, simultaneously.
So let's see some of the problems there where he says it is inherently heteronormative to watch TV.
What are we doing?
This is something that can't be disproven.
This should not be the realm of professors, by the way, in the same way that it should not be the realm of science.
Well, hold on a second.
I don't think it's heteronormative simply to watch TV.
It doesn't matter.
He's made the accusation.
What does that do?
That tries to instill guilt.
In a good portion of that classroom, what do you think straight white males?
How do you think they feel in that classroom?
What if you said watching television is actually Afro-American normative?
Afro-lesbian normative?
Probably wouldn't go over too well.
And then he talks about colonization, and again, we're continuing with the guilt, and this is why you're seeing in Sweden fake racism, and that is fake racism, breeds real racism.
Because you're going to have a bunch of young white men in that class who are going to go through an entire semester of this When you keep accusing them, whether in a hard fashion or soft fashion, of being racist, where they go, you know what, okay, all right, fine, if that's what we want to say.
I guess if I don't believe that watching TV makes me guilty as a heteronormative man, I guess I'm a racist.
That's what you're going to see happen.
More false guilt, the idea of colonization, right?
The people who took, who are taking lands.
Do you mean the slave traders in Africa?
The vast majority of slaves, you know, were sold.
They were sold into slavery by African slave traders.
And by the way, it still goes on today in parts of Africa.
So we've just laid at the feet, in a way that cannot be proven, and certainly in a way that cannot be questioned, again because you're a forced captive audience with this professor, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty.
Guilty by history, guilty by association, guilty by your everyday activities watching television.
That's heteronormative.
I'm still stuck on the fact that that was a male's voice.
Okay, so before we get to the next one.
He is completely... Very loosely.
I thought it was a student in the class.
Stop, stop!
Projection.
He has a girlfriend in Canada, and we actually found some footage of him playing... No way.
No, he's also a military man.
Oh.
By that I mean he played a soldier in an undergraduate play called About Face, and here's a clip.
Draw your own conclusions.
I put a huge emphasis on saving lives.
The fact of the matter, though, is that any lives saved do not replace those that have been lost.
Thus, I am basically... I'm basically left with nothing.
Too trapped in a war to be at peace.
Is that a noose or Mardi Gras beads? I'm not sure.
It's a garage door pull.
It's anal beads.
This is what brought me to my final mission.
Nothing heteronormative about that.
Wow.
Where's his Emmy?
I wouldn't accept it.
They'll just play me off.
I'm an artist.
Sorry, I meant professor.
How did he do the voice so well?
He's an actor.
Was he getting hung for being black or gay?
I have no idea.
Probably for not being a great actor.
That was the era's equivalent of the Razzie.
I'm honestly asking.
I assume that was what the play was about, right?
I have no idea.
Seems about right.
Let's go with that.
Here's the same professor, Professor Howard, of course discussing.
So now what we have is a professor in a position of power.
Okay.
So when people talk about the power structures that be, This is very, a very common theme, and I hate it when the left, they'll accuse, like, you're projecting.
Well, okay, projection is a real thing, but it's not a real thing as it relates to, example, for disdain over, like, serious perversions or serious crimes.
So the left will say, why are you obsessed with pedophiles, huh?
Are you a pedophile?
No, that's not a real thing.
Why are you against gay marriage?
Are you gay?
No, that's not a real thing.
Where you do see projection, though, is in the negative behavioral patterns, especially
ones that can't necessarily be proven, for example, in a court of law or through the
rational Socratic method.
So when they say, we're fighting the power structures, well, hold on a second.
This is an actual power structure.
When you are sitting in a classroom with a professor, that is a person who has been designated
the single figure in that classroom in power.
They are a king of that classroom.
They can silence you.
They can decide who speaks.
They can decide what your grade is.
They can kick you out when they want.
So when this guy says heteronormative and he talks about the powers that be, and they use that to set the floor, set the stage in that case, floor, stage, same thing, there was no stage, to then say we're fighting the powers that be and that's why I What?
What?
Well, support censoring speech.
Here's the professor trying to indoctrinate his students with that dangerous message.
Do you want to have the audio on that clip?
That's weird, he censored his own speech.
Yeah, did he censor his own speech?
That's a little on the nose.
Can we have them send it to us while we're here live?
Yeah.
Okay.
So, he can, and you know what, you can just bring up the transcript, I guess, but he was talking about censoring speech, and he does everything short of actually calling for violence.
He says, there needs to be a lot of noise made.
Again, I'm going by rote here, having watched the clip a while ago.
There needs to be a lot of noise made, and people don't listen unless you make a lot of noise.
And this is in discussion, I think, as it relates to trans pronouns, where he's talking about this, about gender identity, and talking about how silence, of course, is violence.
We're at that era, think about it, where if you speak, speech is violence, and silence is violence.
And then you're not allowed to have an opinion in most of these cases.
Well, we're way past that.
You're not allowed to have an opinion that they disagree with.
But even if you have an opinion, it's violence. And then if you're silent, it's violence. So
the only acceptable response, the only acceptable response to the kind of indoctrinating
diatribes that you hear from these professors, and by the way, they are one in the same
as those in the media, for more proof.
See, Brian Stelter just got a very honored fellowship at Harvard. You know, it used to
be like an honorary degree, you know, it was like a fake black belt, like a toy you got in your happy
It didn't really matter, they did it, like, oh, Tim Allen gets an honorary degree at U of M, okay, thanks, you show up.
Now they're taking it seriously.
Cosby got like 20, let's not forget.
Yeah, he did, and they were given to him by 20 women.
He was a doctor.
He was.
He had actual MDs.
Yeah, well, he certainly had a PhD in pharmaceuticals.
I mean, honestly, I would trust him more than most pharmacists on the floor.
It's actually true.
He was good with elixirs.
He knew his way around it.
You have to get that dosage just right.
It's true.
Or you sedate them.
But they're still lively enough to, you know, make it a good time.
Yeah!
Here is this professor, Professor Howard, discussing censoring speech.
Spoiler alert, he's pro.
Can somebody ask, like, why...
Why were they spitting?
Because the speaker had a story where his son transitioned and is now identified, or she identifies as she, and the father of the speaker still did not respect that, and so then when we're talking about pronouns and respect for gender identification, then that's why things got rowdy. I do think that there's an argument to be
made about what that sets up in the future. I do believe, and by no means am I like a
violent person, right, but I do believe that here it comes a lot of noise needs to be made to consider
change.
A lot of noise. How does that relate to not being a violent person?
Oh, I get it.
If we didn't have a lot of noise, some of the standing problematic ideologies historically would still exist.
Does that make sense?
Going further, I think this sets up a lot of interesting things, right?
Okay, so let's just walk through that really quickly.
And I know, Gerald, you're champing at the bit here to get in, but I'm not a violent person, but a lot of noise needs to be made.
And I think that opens a legitimate conversation to what speakers... Let's just follow that.
It starts with, I'm not a violent person, but...
And then it ends with which speakers?
Let me ask you, have there been violent protests over speakers on campus?
Of course, Ben Shapiro, that noted Jewish Nazi.
You've probably been on campus.
Have you seen violent protests on your campus?
Happened in Berkeley at one point.
That's how we came to know Jake Shields, an MMA fighter who just had to start punching people in Antifa.
So, in other words, within the context, it gets worse.
Keep in mind, you had the media try and run a montage, a highlight reel, of me saying that the raid of Mar-a-Lago is the equivalent to figurative war.
Saying, of course I'm not calling anybody to violence in any capacity.
We're talking about this is now a political and an ideological war where people are being silenced by members of their government.
In this case, the guy is saying, I am not a violent person, but a lot of noise needs to be made, especially as it relates to speakers being allowed on campus.
Also, they always want to have these both ways.
This is the professor.
Notice he talks about gender here.
Yeah.
What does he say?
Classification.
So identification, right?
Well, hold on a second.
So, I want to make sure I'm clear on the rule book, because the theory now, modern gender theory, is that doctors have been wrongly assigning gender at birth.
No, no.
They've been identifying since the beginning of time.
Every biologist, let alone MD, let alone a doctor, let alone someone who's just a family practitioner, they go, okay, penis, no, okay.
They identify a boy or a girl.
There's no assigning.
That's the language play.
When a doctor does it, and keep in mind when it's convenient, you're supposed to trust the science, When a doctor says it's a boy, that's a signing gender.
But when it's yourself, it's simply identification.
You can never have a debate.
You can never have a rational disagreement with these people, because they frame it in a way that does not allow for it.
And this is what they do with kids!
And the reason I bring this up is not just to embarrass this professor.
I would very much welcome Professor Howard here on this show.
Your students are mad.
Your students, many of your students, think this is wrong and unfair.
Hey, what about the power structures that be?
Should you hear their voice?
They don't feel like they can speak out.
They think they'll get a failing grade.
They think they might get called before they... They think they might be reprimanded.
So let's have an honest and open discussion here, and let's not do some wordplay.
That's why we're doing this.
Students out there feel helpless.
Let's not act like the only other is the trans-afro-lesbian women's studies major.
Yeah, well this is exactly what Jordan Peterson was fighting against, right?
So the example that he kicked off that entire segment, I'm not a violent person, was a father whose son had transitioned to become a girl and now is a she, and the father doesn't identify His son, right, previously, as a woman.
And that's the problem that kicks off, I'm not a violent person, but if we don't get violent essentially, is what he's saying, then we'll still have some of these problems and we would still have some of the issues that we've had in the past, if not for violence.
Right.
But the other thing that I was chomping at the bit for, I was like, did you know?
Champing.
Champing.
It is champing, you're right.
It's an Equestrian term.
Champing at the bit.
I like to say chomping because I was born in Texas.
I always say chomping.
It's champing.
It's supposed to be champing.
I know, I believe you.
From now on, from henceforth, it is chomping.
I'll be honest, this is the least thing that's confused me.
I don't even know where to start.
You lost me at television.
Normative.
This guy is supposed to be a professor and it seems like he went to the Kamala Harris School for Giving Speeches where he doesn't really make any sense in a sentence and he's like, it sets up some interesting things and it's like, What are those things?
You're the professor.
Please tell me what this sets up.
Right.
It doesn't sound very intelligent.
As a student, I literally was having trouble following his logic.
I understand the through line that he was saying about violence and everything else, but I couldn't understand exactly where he was going because it didn't seem like he knew.
Right.
There's no there there.
Well, you're not even teaching anything, though.
No, not at all.
It's not even an opinion, really.
This is when people say, oh, so you're anti-intellectual?
No, I'm anti-that.
The idea that professors are somehow intellectual, well, look, there's no accountability.
The only place where there's no accountability, these jobs, of course, are former Vice President of the United States, liberal fact-checkers, and professors.
No one can say anything.
It's like Kramer doing karate with five-year-olds.
That's all it is.
He's in there.
These kids have to listen to him because he probably wouldn't be able to defend his argument.
So, Professor Kevin Howard from University of North Texas, I would gladly welcome you on the show.
If you're a professor who cares about people and marginalization, you should be concerned.
They have students who feel uncomfortable.
And this is something that happens all across the country.
If you're a student right now, hit the like button because we hear you.
We're going to do our best to use this platform to help you.
TeacherTips at loudearthcutter.com.
Right now, former Vice President Joe Biden is giving his cancer moonshot speech.
Right?
This is breaking.
Okay.
Guys in the control room, let us know if there's anything we missed.
Oh boy.
They're applauding me.
me. He always opens with that.
...and Boston's own, Marty Walsh.
Marty.
He said Marty Walsh is a guy from Boston.
Was that his little bit of... Yeah, Matty Walsh.
That was his opener?
Whitey Baldrick killed him.
Should you say Jake because it is Jake?
Is that a real name?
Jack Auchincloss?
Jackie too close?
Keating and uh Jack uh uh Jake I should say. Auchincloss uh and uh. Should you say Jake
because it is Jake? Is that a real name? Jake Auchincloss?
Jake. And I want to thank all of you.
Cancer patient survivors, caregivers, Johnny No-Nos, Joey Double Fists.
Wait, wait, wait.
He just said don't jump from up there.
We had a clip of that.
They say this is live.
Are we sure CNN is live right now?
This isn't from earlier today?
It's saying happening now.
Hold on, look at the time stamp.
435 p.m.
Eastern Time.
What is this?
Are we watching a recorded version?
Oh, we're watching a recorded version.
Wonderful.
Why does it say happening now though on CNN?
Well, I just want to make sure our setup is back to live and it's not because we were scrubbing for a previous clip.
Are we sure that we're live with CNN right now, guys?
It says 4.35pm.
It can't possibly be live.
No, it's not live.
We know that.
This is yesterday?
It's barely alive.
Ah, yes.
We were watching something.
What were we doing?
Son of a... Wonderful.
Mother... You know what?
Admonish all of us.
All of us.
I'll take that one just because I should have made sure to have them double check that we're live on CNN.
Oh, that's too bad.
I want to go back to... By the way, this entire time I've been seeing, like, the Dow because I knew there were some bad inflation numbers.
Oh no, did you sell?
No, no, no, no, no.
The Dow looks like... My boy!
It said up like 200.
I'm like, what?
It's down 800.
Oh, good.
It's just off by a thousand.
Well, I guess they jumped.
It's like, ah, I should have known.
Down 860.
Yeah, inflation sucks today.
I don't know if you saw that report.
You know what I made all my money in recently?
What's that?
I invested in pronouns.
Twitter?
Good for you.
Loaded.
Yeah.
Well, it's an expanding portfolio.
I'm telling you.
It is a growing market.
You would not believe how much money I've made.
Nope.
Pronouns, as far as the eye can see.
I sold all my whiteness about four years ago.
Did you?
Yep.
Well, the thing is that they give it back.
Oh.
You can't actually sell it off.
Oh, no.
They'll throw it in your face whenever it's convenient.
All right.
Aww.
Which, speaking of very, very white, like, shockingly white.
Right.
Brian Stelter just got a gig at Harvard.
So, less than a month after being canceled at CNN, and again, Stelter, if this doesn't work out, 200, you know what?
I'm going to up it from yesterday.
$260,000 a year, plus a signing bonus, to be determined.
I don't necessarily know what the moving stipend is.
I would imagine he has to have the furniture partially reinforced.
It's a ball pit from McDonald's.
Yes, exactly.
No, no, he asked for a loft that is ball pit adjacent.
Oh, right.
He wants a good view.
He can take a dip or just watch.
Brian Stelter now has a gig at Harvard.
He just announced.
New starting job.
This is from Twitter, right?
Correct, this is an overlay from Brian Stelter's Twitter.
Personal news, I'm joining the Shorenstein Center at Harvard Kennedy School.
Oh, I always wanted to be a Kennedy!
Yeah.
This fall, I'll be the Walter Shorenstein Media and Democracy Fellow, convening discussions, some of which will be live-streamed.
Grateful to Nancy Gibbs and her team for the home.
Well, come on, I don't want to make fun- the guy didn't have a home.
Aw.
And he's going to be convening a series of lectures on threats to democracy and the media's responses.
This is a guy who just cannot let go of the lie.
No.
Don't we already know what his response is going to be to the media lying to the American public?
He's just covering it up and kind of carrying the water for big tech.
We already know, Brian.
You've told us about it on a show that was so bad he got booted.
You know what?
I think a threat to democracy is a dishonest, unaccountable media, but that's just me.
Mr. Old Fashioned.
Brian, you are the Pied Piper of said unaccountable media.
Yeah.
Someone say pie?
Pied.
Pied.
He'd be too winded to play the flute.
Is that two pies?
No, it's not.
Did someone say pipe?
Piper!
Oh boy.
Brian.
Pie and pipe.
There's nothing more effective at bringing rats out of town than the flute.
It's true.
They cannot resist a good flautist.
That's one thing I know.
Rats cannot resist a good flute.
I don't know.
That doesn't sound... I'm the expert here, you know.
It's how Yanni got nibbled up with scurvy.
Yes!
Zamfier's, like, Swiss cheese.
How great would that be?
You see, like, what's a... Who's a terrible flautist?
I don't even know anymore.
Is Kenny G technically a flute?
Is it a saxophone?
But it's a flute saxophone, isn't it?
I think he plays a flute.
I think it's a flute saxophone.
I am almost 95% sure that monster plays a flute.
No, no, no.
Somebody look this up.
We're talking about too many people we hate.
Let's laser in here.
Alright, John Tesh.
John Cena.
Okay, so this is of course not the only teaching offer that Stelter did receive, and we just talked about, you have Professor Howard there at University of North Texas, now you have Professor Stelter.
This is where people who cannot hack it in the real world, and keep in mind, Brian Stelter not only could not hack it in the real world, Brian Stelter made it simply through brown nosing, and he tried to ingratiate himself to the one man in power.
Again, the power structure is at B.
Zucker over there at CNN, only when that guy, he was left with nothing.
That's one of my favorite stories of the year, when the new guy who came, I forget his name, the new guy at CNN, I always forget the guy's name.
I don't either.
He came in, he said, we want to go back to news, and Stelter, and this was rumored throughout the halls, he's like, ah, I'm going to lose everything!
I said, we're going to go back to news.
You mean I'm fired?
Brian, we didn't say you.
There's more people to fire first.
Toobin is- Oh, stop speaking through code.
Say what you mean, mean what you say.
CNNGTPQ plus.
And it's cancelled.
Shit.
I was really banking on that plus.
Oh no.
Chris Wallace is like, I chose the wrong time!
You know who's the real loser in all of this?
This CNN Plus debacle?
Is the fan.
You.
It's just a grease fan.
It's on stealth.
It's labeled.
Nobody touch my grease fan!
All five of you.
Was someone playing with my grease fan?
I have it set to level 3 and it was clearly set to level 2.
Not to be confused with my dessert fan.
Right.
Which is what I have when I eat dessert.
Yes, that's more of an open convection oven.
It keeps it warm or cold, depending on what I want.
Sometimes I want both and I have to choose!
Let's just go with second brunch!
I get so sweaty.
Go follow his Instagram, it's the funniest thing ever.
Yeah, it's nothing that a gay man would post.
He thought he was getting a fellow at Harvard.
The worst one is if you cross-reference his Instagram with his wife's because she's also a news broadcaster.
And you're just like, ugh.
Is she really?
Oh yeah, she's running interference for him.
Oh, I had no idea she was a broadcaster.
It's just so painful.
The only thing better than waking up to my wife's hot bod is brunch.
That's an actual bonus.
No, are you serious?
Yes.
The only thing waking up next to this beard.
I mean wife.
Right.
Oh no.
He likes food more than his hot bod wife.
I guess.
I mean, that's the least surprising component there.
He really did mean temperature.
Yeah, that's exactly.
Because she doesn't have her own grease fan!
That's for me.
I want a grease fan, is that a real thing?
Alright, so his job now at the respected halls of Harvard.
That brings us to the top teaching jobs that were considered by Brian Stelter this week.
week 7 plus 1.
You'll forget to turn in the chamber!
Alright this is again the 7 plus 1 teaching jobs considered by Brian Stelter and you can
add your little ditties, your numbers if you comment below.
Add ones that you thought we missed because invariably there's going to be a better writer
out there.
Bye.
Number seven.
Top classes.
Brian Stelter.
Brunch 101 at DeVry.
Well, that seems pretty self-explanatory.
You want to take number six, Dave?
I'm surprised you passed on that.
Deconstructing asexuality at Wellesley.
Oh, yeah.
That's one that's...
You know what, Alex?
The more I think about these, he's qualified for some subjects.
I'm surprised he passed.
Modeling asexuality.
Yes.
Gerald, number five.
These are the top teaching jobs considered by Brian Stelter.
Drama studies, focusing on obese, John Cryer impersonations, and Le Cordon Bleu.
Oh!
That makes sense, yeah.
I don't really know that's a university.
More of a trade school for the fat.
Yeah, I mean, he would... it is a good character study.
Yeah, exactly.
No, he's the understudy.
He's always under someone else who's studying.
Yes, he is.
Oh boy.
At least on all fours.
Number four!
Gossip, lies, and chaps navigating upward mobility in the modern media workplace at Columbia.
It's really more of a road map, how to get ahead.
Chaps.
He knows what he's doing.
Chaps are out of fashion.
Number three, Dave.
Number three is the top teaching jobs considered by Brian Stelter.
De-stigmatizing monkeypox in the modern world at Universidad de Mexico City.
Oh, that makes sense.
He just picked that because he wanted to lisp when he names a school.
He does, yes.
Universidad de Mexico City.
Wait, where is that?
In Mexico.
Oh, you tease me.
I'll say it as many times as you want.
Universidad!
Universidad!
Yes.
Where's my universidad?
He left when I was a boy.
Where's my universe brunch?
Come on, Sadie, say brunch!
You forgot the shrimps!
Top 7 plus 1 teaching jobs that Brian Stelter considered.
Number 2.
Space exploration at Texas Tech.
In and around Uranus.
That one's childish.
Then again, so's Harvard.
That's true.
Yes.
And the number one teaching class that was considered that lost out to his class at Harvard is How to Look 57 at 37 at Masterclass.
Yeah.
There you go.
That's been our seven.
Wait, no, no, no.
You forgot number one.
You forgot plus one.
I don't know.
I don't want to.
Yes, you do.
You gotta do it.
I don't know.
Yes, I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Architectural glory hole design history and theory at Duke University.
Okay, no, that's enough.
That's been our 7 plus 1.
You forgot Stefan in the chamber!
And to be clear, we're referring to the gold...
You know the Alaska gold digging shows?
It's called the glory hole.
If you're digging for gold.
I'm not kidding.
You trying to step in because you can see the low level seething?
A little bit.
Yeah.
You can see the steam.
I mean if you're going to kill anybody.
It's just funny.
And that's probably what he'd be.
Yeah.
He digs for gold.
That man can dig a hole.
He's the old prospector.
Yeah.
He's a very old prospector.
Sorry.
Prolapser.
Prolapser.
That's right.
He's an old prolapser.
Oh!
I think I found... Oh, it's everywhere.
The history of Goldilocks.
Prolapse rush.
Grab my Crocs.
We're going to the mountains.
Yes.
I'm a good sifter.
I'm sifting.
Oh, these Crocs are slippery.
Oh boy.
I should have worn the Birkenstocks.
Oh no, that's Brian's Gold, commonly known as Fool's Gold.
I feel like he's the kind of guy that goes to like a nice restaurant and asks if they have cinnamon toast crunch.
Yes.
Yes, I believe.
And the answer is always, you asked that last time.
And a bib.
Yeah.
No, we don't.
And the answer is still no.
We do not have a bib.
I'm going to have dessert for dinner.
Just give me some thread and a couple of children's menus.
I can make my own.
Okay, five kids' chicken fingers, please.
History Channel on tonight's Dining Alone.
This place is Michelin rated.
Just him with a...
Same with a GoPro.
Trying to make fire with a fondue candle.
Why do you have a GoPro for when you eat?
To touch myself later.
It's Dining Alone!
History Channel.
I have to make it 100 days.
Dining Alone with Brian Seltzer.
Yeah, his version of Alone in the Wild is Alone in New York City.
Yes.
It's like, I have to find places to eat!
Well, that's just because people cut him a wide berth.
Hey, speaking- if you wanted to understand- Can you make Super Sex Me without a camera?
It's like, well, what's this?
It's just a month.
Yeah, please just keep going back through the drive-thru.
Like, are you making another documentary?
Yes!
Yeah.
Where's your camera?
And two Diet Cokes!
Did I say two?
I mean three.
Do you guys... He's like doing it like, you know, when you're a kid and they tell you to act like you're not alone when a stranger calls.
Like, does everybody who want Diet Cokes?
Sprite!
And one Sprite for the child.
Yeah.
Hey, speaking of people who we can't stand at CNN, in case you wanted to see that this is just smoke and mirrors, Don Lemon, I saw this morning for the first time, he wasn't in studio, you know, with the studio lights.
Yeah, yeah.
Where he looked, you know, Don Lemon, for all the criticism, like a lot of people look weird on CNN.
Don Lemon, dapper gentleman.
He is, he's a well put together man.
Well, that's what I thought.
Until I saw him on location at the Queen's funeral, and tell me this doesn't look like a turtle without his shell.
Oh my.
Is he really there?
He's not really there.
He is there.
They flew him there.
Like, who should we get to cover the Queen?
Another Queen.
Yes.
Send him there.
The Queen on the Queen.
Yes.
Queen on Queen.
And here's the thing.
This is changing a lot, too, by the way, while we're talking about this.
And we were talking about former Vice President Biden on that wonderful live feed earlier.
Live yesterday.
You see what's happening across the country and you're seeing a lot of students.
I have to tell you, there's been a huge uptick in people asking us to cover more professors.
That's why we've decided to really go all in on this Make My Professor Famous segment.
Because I don't want you guys to feel like you're unheard.
I don't know where someone like you goes.
And it was bad when I was in college.
I don't know what it was like when you were in college, Gerald, but it was pretty bad.
It's unfathomable to me now that you are forced to sit there as a captive audience.
And the worst part is, often, once you take that course, you don't know until you get in there, and they can sucker punch it.
You have to sit there, and you have to fake it if you want to get a grade.
So, this is something where you're seeing a lot of younger people at universities now, the rebound effect.
They're rejecting it, and that's what we're also seeing happening in Sweden right now with the recent elections, and we're going to talk about that more on Mug Club.
We have another 45 minutes here.
Actually, no, we have another full hour.
If you go to ladderwithcreditor.com slash Mug Club, it's $99 annually, $69 for students.
You get the wonderful, hand-etched, girthy mug, and you get the entire Blaze catalog and a full second half of the show.
Are you about to say something, Joe?
Veterans and active military, too, and students.
That's right.
You get 69.
You just enter in that word and you get that promo code.
And we just ask, look, honor system.
Don't claim to be a veteran if you're not a veteran.
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