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Now for a trip inside Trump World's Hall of Mirrors.
Hey Steven, heads up, we're gonna need you in 15 for the TRP tape.
Okay, thanks Quarter Black.
Oh yeah, and I put some extra mushrooms on that Swiss there for you.
I know you like them so.
Oh thanks man, I appreciate it.
No problem.
It made me wonder at the end of a long week, was this a lie too?
But this, now, the Trump presidency, this is what a crisis of leadership looks and feels like.
Hey, Quarterblock? Yep. Every week another scandal.
What'd you say you had these mushrooms again? From a fan.
Love Clover from Colorado.
Rudy Giuliani, you see him there on Anity. This week I have some of the headlines.
When I hit rock bottom I go back to the top of the slot.
Where I stop and I take all my kids for a ride. Then I hit rock bottom and I see you again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you, don't you want me to screw you?
I'm making up crap that I can't sell you Tell me, tell me, tell me, come on, tell me the truth
Well, I may be alive, but I ain't no reporter Have the stuff talked
Have the stuff talked Have the stuff talked
Fabricating fake news Waiting for the axe to come
Corporations, sub-strate, fake news, bloody lackey Man, I've been a naughty boy, I got my sources wrong
I am the Eggman I look like an Eggman
I am a wild rat, cuckoo, cuckoo you
Sitting in an English garden, waiting for a scoop.
If the scoop don't come with apple cake, wanna make it up and claim the spoons.
I am an Eggman.
How do you do, Brian?
My head is an Eggman.
Man's view claims you straight.
I'm a walrus.
C-c-c-chew, c-c-c-chew.
Do you want me to screw you?
I'm making a crack but don't let me close you.
Tell me, tell me, tell me.
Tell me, tell me, tell me!
Come on, tell me the answer!
You can be my lover, but I'm a troubled dancer!
Half the standard!
Half the standard!
Stephen!
You're a stranger in my life, that's what I know. You're a stranger in my life, I can't let go. I'm in this meeting
just to know.
Oh, that's a delightful ship.
A good sip of tea.
We're about to discuss, here today, Mr. Bill Maher, a talentless hack.
It's gonna be a day.
That's if old Johnny Carson had to address Bill Maher back in his day, not to be a guest on the show.
Look, we have a lot to get to.
Bill Maher.
We've talked about him for a while.
Beware the wolf in sheep's clothing.
He made the mistake of letting this name, this show's name, come out of his mouth, so we have to address it.
And for everyone who thinks he's on your side, look, I think it's important to kind of note the timeline.
I think there are people who do have a change of heart, but you need to know their flash of genius.
What changed?
Kind of like Mitt Romney when he said, I became pro-life.
Well, what changed?
You were already Mormon.
So, my question to you, before we move on, we'll also be talking about Salman Rushdie being attacked, the Mennonites, and more outrage over the left, and this is war, right?
They're saying this rhetoric is what's leading to violence against the FBI.
Got a whole hit list, sorry, montage, hit list, figuratively, of the left saying far more egregious things, actually calling people to violence.
So my question to you is, who, which of the leftist talk show hosts can you stomach most?
Is it Bill Maher?
Is it Trevor Noah?
Is it Stephen Colbert?
Is it Jimmy Kimmel?
Is it Jimmy Fallon?
Is it Samantha Bee?
Is it... who else?
Are there other options?
I mean, I've pretty much just run through the whole gamut.
I don't know.
I mean, I hate to say it, but so far, Bill Maher on your list.
I would say Jon Stewart in his prime.
Stewart, for sure.
Oh, Jon Stewart is great, though.
Yeah, Jon Stewart's great.
Even David Letterman was great.
Conan is obviously more.
Anyway, you let me know who you can stomach the most.
We'll be getting to all that and more.
Gerald A. is here.
You doing well?
I'm doing well.
How are you?
You're wearing a nice shirt.
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And the fastest man on his feet, the quickest wit in the West, him and I are on tour this fall in Phoenix, September 16th at the Arizona Federal Theater, then Houston, September 17th.
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So if you're 100 or 200 miles away, drive in October 8th at the Coliseum.
Dave Lando!
Ahoy!
How are you?
I am okay.
I'm looking forward to this today.
Today's going to be a fun show.
For us to lay down a little thick, okay?
What?
Really?
Really, people?
Okay.
Come on.
So, first off, Salman Rushdie, as you all know, was attacked, but there's some more information that, you know, you may not have necessarily heard from the media, but I don't really think you needed to, because I think you can guess who's behind this.
I warn you, there's obviously some disturbing footage.
Friday, he was stabbed in the neck during a lecture in New York.
In case you've missed it, here's a clip.
It is, yeah.
They caught him, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, they caught him.
I don't know how he was allowed to get that close to the stage, and that's also why, when we do our shows, we have very specific protocols with security, the kind of stage we use, the distance from the stage, and a lot of people with the guns, so... He was interviewed, the guy that they caught, I didn't realize that.
It wasn't?
He said, I ran so far away, I couldn't get away.
Wow.
Yeah?
Anybody?
I think you're right.
He also sang Barbie Girl, which was weird.
It didn't seem related, though.
It just seems like something that's the insane lament.
So the attacker, we now know, is 24-year-old Hadi Matar.
Polish.
According to the European and Middle Eastern intelligence officials, they said that Mattar had been in direct contact with members of Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps on social media.
And that's, just so you know, a branch of the Iranian military founded by the Ayatollah Khamenei.
So Iran said this has nothing to do with the Iranian government and then proceeded to blame Salman Rushdie and his fans are like, really it was his fault because he shouldn't have said that.
We didn't do anything but shouldn't have said any of those things that we don't like.
Shouldn't have been in public either.
We had to stab him.
No choice.
Here's the thing.
We don't play by your rules.
This is the problem.
The left is going, why would you say something that would affront them?
Because we don't care.
We don't care if it's against their Islam.
We don't follow Islamic law.
We don't follow Sharia law.
And just like Dr. Ben Carson whispered until I fell asleep, he said that the Quran is completely incompatible with the Constitution.
This is exactly why.
This is a shock because it took place in New York.
This takes place every day across the Islamic world, and by the way, all the time in Europe.
The only place you're even remotely safe is the United States, if you speak out against Islam.
By the way, I'm not a big fan.
Muhammad?
Serial rapist, pedophile, warmonger.
So, just last week also another member of the IRGC, because I don't want to have to say Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps.
It's like the abbreviation is still way too long.
They were charged with a plot to kill John Bolton.
And, uh, Justin, completely unrelated news.
Well, we were covering this on, uh, I think it was on Tuesday or Wednesday in Albuquerque.
There were Islamic people who were killed.
Right.
And they were suspecting white supremacy.
Uh, turns out it was, uh, actually a Muslim himself.
No.
In Albuquerque.
What?
51 year old named Mohammed Syed.
So.
He looks like he should be white.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
He looks like he's wearing Islamic face.
Yes, he looks like he's the dad on happy days.
Terrorist like me.
Except it's unhappy days.
Well, in CNN and MSNBC, they could not get there fast enough to say, this is probably more evidence of white supremacy in the United States and we have to catch this killer.
Muslim shops were actually closing down.
Everybody was like, oh my gosh, there's a mad white gunman on the loose.
And they're just like, oh, it's one of ours.
And then nothing.
Yeah.
Then it's like, the call's coming from inside the house.
Exactly.
Like, oh, So really, as opposed to white supremacy, homegrown extremists, it was an imported actual terrorist.
No word on a fact check from CNN or any kind of retraction.
So let me just do the math here.
This last week we've seen a Muslim attempt to murder a writer for his opinions on Islam, Salman Rushdie, a plot from one of that same People's Front Liberation of Iranian No Bikinis, whatever it is.
Murder the former National Security Advisor, but you know, plot for it.
A Muslim arrested for murdering other Muslims.
Yeah.
It's basically gotten almost no national coverage.
And I think I'm figuring out why it's white supremacy.
That's the problem that we're facing, right?
It's the number one terrorist threat.
Are we all in agreement?
You nailed it.
It's white supremacy.
And authors.
They're a big problem.
Authors are a big problem.
Particularly the people who wrote the Quran.
Somebody got stabbed and is going to lose their eye, and the response of the left is like, well, you shouldn't have provoked it.
Yeah, that's not how America works.
That's not how freedom of speech works.
Where are you on the, well, you shouldn't have dressed like that?
Yeah, because it's the same comment.
It's the exact same argument.
To be fair, Salman Rushdie was a little cleavagey.
Well, yes.
He did have a good bosom.
I don't think he was a little stabby.
I don't think you can... I'm not saying it's justified.
I'm just saying it takes two to terrorist tango.
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Now let's move on to Elizabeth Warren, our favorite.
I don't know why she's allowed to... Cherokee people... Yeah, zero parts Cherokee.
Yes.
I have more Sub-Saharan African than she has Cherokee.
Yes.
But she wrote a book on it.
I've had a Cherokee, so I'm more Indian than her.
That's true, yeah.
And native, sorry.
And yours was grand.
What is it?
Mine was grand.
She said something against Ted Cruz, and Ted tweeted back, like, this isn't even 1 1,024th percent true.
And then she started shaking, you know, like the father-in-law at a wedding dance.
She always moves like this.
Ted hired an intern to get his Twitter, you know, a little more...
That's the only reason she can't be a dictator, because Hitler wouldn't have been taken seriously if he moved like this.
No.
No.
Be like, okay, he has rickets, we'll... They would have just committed him in those days.
It's like she's one of those Muppet guys who says, yep.
The first day on Sesame Street?
Yeah, exactly.
We'll show you some clips, you'll see, that's exactly right.
I don't do a Bill Maher impression, but this is Elizabeth Warren.
Pretty much is.
She's like the used car thing that just, the air thing, just keeps blowing all over the place.
All right.
Ollie Vitale, we need to get to the story.
In Ollie Vitale's new tell-all book about Elizabeth Warren, and you can comment below if you think she's the most just inherently unlikable, not the one you dislike personally, but the most inherently unlikable of all the people who run for office, there's a book from Ollie Vitale I'll just put that on the watch list.
Lamented the misogyny of the Democratic Party.
This is actually a quote where Elizabeth Warren said, everyone comes up to me and says, I would vote for you if you had a penis.
Everyone.
Everyone comes up to her.
And so, you know, here's the thing.
She might have, credit where it's due, she might have a point, which is why here in the
show we've actually, spared no expense, we've consulted with our experts for our new segment,
the electability test.
And we have a computer that actually creates algorithms so we can look at different possible electability scenarios.
And we ran thousands of scenarios through our algorithm to see if Elizabeth Warren would in fact be more electable if she had a penis.
Partial penis, whatever it is.
And we were able to create that hypothetical scenario, the machine that we have created for you today.
This is what we would see if she were running for president as a man.
Oh, it's a rhino.
It's a unicorn.
Yakuza's thinking her head's a seat.
So Electa, you know what, I will say that there is something there.
I do feel that I would be more likely to vote for her.
I mean, just for the sheer, like, I would like to see more of her speaking in public, because it would be hilarious.
You'll see.
Hold on a second.
Let's bring this back up.
What do you think there, Dave?
Do you think, I think, that she is An attention grabber?
I think she's more... I can see what her... She has a point!
Can you put a hat on that?
Uh... Yeah, she does have a point.
I mean, it'd have to be like a Mongolian war hat, something like that.
That will still give you monkey pox, by the way, just FY.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, if you look at her wrong, you can get monkey pox.
I don't know, I would give her probably a 20% increase in electability.
I would give her a raise in pay.
Yes.
Yeah.
No matter where she works.
30%, yeah.
Yeah, probably 30% pay.
I'd stir some powwow chow with it.
Yep.
Oh, jeez.
I agree.
It's like a pestle, if you have a good mortar and pestle.
Yes, it is.
She could pestle her way to a general.
I don't know how she'd do with the Electoral College, but we can just do away with that.
Alright, you guys let us know below.
This has been our electability test.
People always tell me, like, I'd bang you if you had a vagina.
So I know the feeling.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Put it right on your forehead.
What do you think the odds are that anyone, one person, has actually ever said that to her?
What are the chances?
What are the odds?
I think her husband said it to her.
Well, that's not the question.
The question is, what are the odds that everyone has said it to her?
Well, I know.
I'm just, I'm making it harder, Stephen.
I'm tying a hand behind my back a little bit.
I don't know if one person... Everyone she's ever Yeah, everyone's never met.
Nobody would say it like that.
They'd be like, oh, if you were a man, I would vote for you.
Maybe I could see that.
I still doubt that.
But like, hey, if you had a penis, I'd vote for you.
Yeah, like one of her supporters is showing up at a Beto conference.
If you had a penis, then you would have my vote.
But since you don't, it's out of my hands.
I just don't know what to do.
Maybe it's funny to you, Mother Effer.
No, she does what Donald Trump does, where he says, you know, everyone always tells me, I would never say this, they say, you're the best looking man.
That's what they say.
And I say, well, look, I wouldn't go that far.
But they say that's what they tell me.
But no one says that.
He's not serious.
No, he's like, he's bullshitting.
With her, they're writing a book about it and it's serious.
Yeah.
Called If I Had a Penis by Elizabeth Warren.
Penis like me.
If only I had a penis.
If only I had a penis.
And you, Scarecrow, will get courage.
It was the character cut from Elizabeth Warren.
Like the cowardly lion, only instead of a pendant, she gets a dildo.
And you, Scarecrow, will get a penis.
I wasn't gonna rape ya, duh.
We have to put some dog to sleep.
Which one is it they all point to Elizabeth Warren?
Here's some blankets.
So, we have a lot to talk about today.
First, before we get to Bill Maher, we do want to play a clip of Bill Maher, because it does sort of lead this segment.
And I want you to comment below, have you agreed with this idea of disbanding the FBI?
Have you agreed with the idea that it's time to defund these intelligence communities and the IRS?
Sometimes we see people on the right saying, that's extremist.
We don't need that kind of extreme.
How is it extremist to say, eh, people who are acting completely outside of the law with no real oversight because they are the law, they're judge dreading this, you know what, we need to hold them accountable.
I don't see it as extremist.
You guys can comment below because I'm not gonna, if you want me to stop saying it, I'm not gonna.
But Bill Maher led this with this talking point that comes directly from Media Matters.
Does that camera work?
No.
Okay.
Okay.
I won't wake up, I get that it's Monday morning for crying out loud.
Also, how is that so far away from your camera thing?
You have to reach over like you're crossing the wall of China for crying out loud.
I'm kind of retarded.
So Bill Maher led it with this talking point that did come from Media Matters and was disseminated through CNN, MSNBC, Huffington Post, then CNN again four days late because Brian Stelter had to get on the action and he only has one slot per week.
Bill Maher decided to, uh, take a jab, and, you know, look, it's all in good fun, but, uh, I'd prefer if it were funny, and his audience didn't really think so either.
Here he is discussing, uh, this show in a tweet.
Now, all across the right-wing media, it's war!
They're literally using this word, civil war, war.
What's that funny?
There's a right-wing podcaster, I think the name is Stephen Crowder, said, sleep well, tomorrow is war.
And then tomorrow came and there was no war.
Unless by war he means more podcasting.
Yeah, war.
That crowd animator is the most valuable man in showbiz.
Absolutely.
Can't lose him.
Wait, okay.
Let's go to this.
Here's the thing.
I'll come back with that.
Yeah.
Here's the issue.
Look, I've talked about this before.
They want to try and make it seem as though the verbiage of war.
By the way, this guy, hopefully you have the camera there, Tim.
This guy, Andrew Breitbart, you know, I tweeted out a gif of good lord!
Tweeted out a gif of him saying war as well when he talked about war against the media.
Are you just hitting this thing with a clown shoe?
Are you just hitting it randomly?
Are you hitting it with your forehead wiener?
It's like Halloween 2 on the weekly porn.
I'm getting better!
So the left has been trying to say that if you say, and this is the thing, they want you to be afraid to use terminology like war.
Look, how often do you hear not only politicians, not only public figures, but you hear athletes were going to war, right?
When you were playing football.
We're going to war this week.
And you hear political war, war in the middle class.
It's something that's been used for a very long time.
However, the left tries to do the sleight of hand, and they try and make it seem as though Republicans, conservatives, you are constantly calling for actual wars.
And if you don't believe me, Believe your lion eyes and ears.
Here we go.
50 years ago, this country launched a war on poverty.
Yes, it worked.
Has it worked?
And I'm not talking about the wars in Afghanistan or Iraq or the instability in the Middle East.
I am talking about the war being waged in America today.
Most notable is Judge Michael Ludig, who will say in his testimony that President Trump and his allies instigated a war on democracy.
The Republican Party declared war on democracy on January 6th.
I mean, the idea that there was a war room that was overseeing what was going on in Iowa on January 6th is absolutely chilling.
And if there ever was a situation... A war on what?
A war on us?
That's right.
A war on our democracy.
They simply cannot or will not recognize that 30 years ago, the Republican Party declared war on them and war on democracy itself.
After this quick break, we'll reveal the latest outcome of the Conservative War on Education.
Why?
Is my question.
Why has the GOP picked schools as the battleground to fight these culture war issues?
Because this week, Tennessee has become ground zero in the conservative war on education.
You've covered this guy for a year at least now.
Is Trump just using this as his shield?
This culture war?
I will say, you know, in your opening segment, Professor Bridges showed a very effective counter to a culture war issue in her testimony.
Sounds like a guy in Men in Black whose head grew back after a midget tricket.
What a war.
all out war for power and we're seeing the latest antics are made clear they
are at war with Mickey Mouse this is a war Mickey Mouse that has been going on
for over 20 years and longer than that Republican legislatures are waging a
war on women All women!
Comedians have been under attack for quite some time and I need to stick up for my tribe.
This war on jokes must end.
Well, hold on a second.
That's way more incendiary because he just also instated tribalism.
He invokes tribalism.
I need to stand up for my tribe.
Okay.
War on jokes, alright.
Outside of this- That's you!
You're waging a war on jokes!
Outside of it's- it's not funny.
You should drop the- the Hiroshima bomb.
You didn't know.
Funny.
Outside of it being not funny, I was pissed because I was just like, I looked down and I'm like, he basically just gave you a hard time for everybody other than him and Democrats and Libs knowing what you meant.
Everybody knew that that wasn't an actual call for war, and he's like, we woke up the next morning and there's no war, and I'm like, yeah, we weren't calling for violence.
Because you would have been really mad if there was actual violence.
True, yeah.
Most of the operators on our... And by the way, that show... A writer just got paid to just slap it together, let's be honest, guys.
He's like, slap my name on there, like Ben Affleck with Good Will Hunting.
So, not to mention, you see that the war rhetoric, where they say that the Republicans, conservatives have been declaring war on women for 30 years.
I mean, I was still playing with my Teddy Ruxpin, so that couldn't have been me.
But now they're saying that I'm the one who's declaring war and you're the one declaring war.
It's not just that I said it.
I said something that all of you are saying, obviously.
There's nothing necessarily original there of invoking the analogy of war.
That's obvious.
But here's something else.
The leftists, of course, have made far more, and very recently, egregious, blatant public calls to active violence.
Believe your lion eyes and ears.
If you see anybody from that cabinet in a restaurant, in a department store, at a gasoline station, you get out and you create a crowd.
And you push back on them.
And you tell them they're not welcome anymore, anywhere.
There it is, I told you.
You've got to get more confrontational.
I'd vote for her if she had a penis.
You've got to make sure that they know that we mean business.
Go to the Hill today.
Get up and, please, get up in the face of some Congress people.
They go low, we kick.
I want to tell you, Gorsuch, I want to tell you, Kavanaugh, you have released the whirlwind and you will pay the price.
You cannot be civil with a political party that wants to destroy what you stand for, what you care about.
Ah, so even there she sort of tacitly acknowledged the conservatives want to destroy what they stand for, yes, largely communism, but then said you cannot be civil.
And of course we had Kamala Harris saying they shouldn't stop, they should continue to riot.
This is so funny, this is the first time there's been this kind of call to violence against our men, our men in blue.
First off, you're the FBI, you're not our men in blue, okay?
Conservatives have supported their local law enforcement.
They have a problem with federal overreach.
It's entirely consistent with the concept of federalism.
We believe in states' rights before federal rights, especially when there's no oversight.
And by the way, this isn't unprecedented.
For more proof, check out The Summer of Love and $4 billion in damages and thousands of arrests and casualties.
Yeah.
And they're basically blaming us for what they thought Donald Trump did when he said your rhetoric is what caused January 6th.
Well, look at the rhetoric that you guys just had and look at the damage that we just talked about.
It was very literal.
People were harassed in diners and then, of course, when they doxxed the Supreme Court justices, people were protesting at their houses violently.
And that's obvious.
We knew that that was going to happen.
When you say get in their faces and let them know that they can't be anywhere in public, what do you think is going to happen?
That's exactly what's gonna happen.
Protest?
Fine.
That's different.
That isn't.
Make sure they know they're unwelcome at the gasoline station!
Oh, that was a rhetorical question.
Yeah.
See, I've been watching too much Bill Maher where I've lost a sense.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold on.
Let me... Yeah, you got it.
Oh, okay.
There we go.
Alright.
And we'll literally play, because Pierce Morgan was on Bill Maher's show, and Pierce Morgan said, Have you ever seen a happy vegan?
And he's like, Yes.
And he goes, they're always mad, they're always hangry.
No, no, okay, that's not true, okay, that's not true.
Tell me he's a vegan.
No, he's like a vegetarian, but he's just like, come on, you're supposed to be a comedian!
Don't step on it!
That's not true.
There are a lot of good vegans, okay, people?
Ugh.
Alright.
So let's get to Bill Maher here, and I'd love for you to comment below, because I see a lot of people on the right saying, hey, he's turning toward the right.
Maybe on some issues, and I want to be clear, a lot of people, it's a cop-out.
When people say, I didn't leave the left, the left left me.
No, they didn't.
This is the same party as it's been really since, it can certainly go back to Carter to today.
Maybe JFK might be different because JFK would be considered a moderate Republican today.
The Republicans have actually just become a little more moderate and the left has maybe gone more left, but the truth is the Democratic Party has consistently been remarkably left and certainly Since 2009, certainly since Barack Obama.
So people now peeling off like the Bill Mahers of the world?
No, actually this is the monster that you created and I really think they need to sleep in the bed that they made.
I'm not going to bring anyone over to our side who's just trying to go to where the money is because their ratings are in the crapper.
So let's get to Bill Maher.
A little bit here and I look It was an aside.
Yeah, I wish it were funnier.
I'm glad that he addressed the show.
It's kind of it's fine I don't really think that he thinks we're trying to take anyone to war I think his writers and producers give it in to him and he's phoning it in But this little prick just goes where the money is And his hot takes aren't even necessarily edgy.
I think we have a montage of him throughout the years.
Right?
That is not the origin of the Tea Party.
What happened?
What was the origin of the Tea Party five years ago?
It wasn't about bailouts.
Sure it was.
It was not.
It was about a mortgage bill, and then it was about Obamacare, and then it was about the stimulus, and it was about a black president.
But let's... Oh, there he is, accusing the right of all being racist.
But they're not the same.
They're not gun crazy.
They're not violent crazy.
Who goes to gun shows?
Who was for the war in Iraq?
And I would never say that all Republicans are racist, but if you are a racist, and you're looking for a political party, this is the obvious choice.
This is the mousetrap, at least.
Right.
They hate, they hate being called racist, conservative.
But isn't denying racism itself a form of racism?
Pouty.
What the hell?
Lame.
Limbskinned.
Hysterical.
And just not that bright.
Does that sound like anyone we know today?
Yeah, your last clip.
Who?
who All right and finally new rule you can't demand that
Who?
everyone stand for the flag if you've colluded with a foreign government
Do some very very Russian policy push that flag represents?
Finally, new rule, the party of Reagan has to explain how it has become the party of Putin.
While real time was on our break last month, the infamous p-tape was finally found.
It's a high-definition video of a press conference in Helsinki, and it's irrefutable evidence of a Russian ho, and his name is Donald Trump.
So here's the thing, I like it when people sort of, if they are now awakened, not woke, but awakened, but where's the flash of genius?
He went for years on tyrants, accusing everyone, all of you, anyone who voted Republican, not just conservatives, of being racist.
And then he even used the leftist tactic of, isn't denying racism in and of itself?
Okay, racism.
No!
Isn't denouncing the Nazis, isn't that in and of itself a form of being a Nazi?
Not at all!
It's the laziest kind of argument that he would use for years.
What did we have?
We have Republicans are all racist.
The Tea Party is racist.
You can only oppose Barack Obama if you're racist.
If you're a gun owner, you're a dummy.
We had Donald Trump, Russia.
We had all of this stuff, and then now he only, once the ratings are not doing nearly as well, and I think especially when he noticed he's tried to go off on his own, which we'll get to in a second with his podcast, decided he was against those views.
And I hate to use the word grifting.
I think, I just don't know how genuine it is.
I'd love to have him on, Bill.
I know you're watching to talk about it, because now he says this.
Okay, but if Putin thought Trump was really that supportive of him, Why didn't he invade when Trump was in office?
It's at least worth asking that question if you're not locked into one intransigent thought.
Well, then get in your DeLorean, asshole!
Because Putin was intimidated by him.
Has he come out and said, oh, hey, I was wrong?
No.
No, that's the issue.
No, nobody does.
No.
You absolutely should, because all of those clips played together.
This has to be somebody who doesn't care or really have a moral center.
or maybe an ideological center. He's just, like you said, going where the money is
because they completely contradict each other. And it's not like we're taking clips from like
25 years ago and comparing to today. Like you can have that moment like you said,
but we don't see the moment where he's like, hey, I was wrong about all these things and now
he's saying something. If I came out tomorrow and I was pro-abortion all the way up until birth,
you know, including after birth period, and I supported the Virginia, you'd say I have some
If I came out and I said I endorse Bernie Sanders, you would have some questions, rightfully so.
I wouldn't be allowed to just continue on down the trail and act like I had always been in that camp.
And I just think that people, if they're coming over, they need to have some questions asked of them.
Like Carrie Lake, last week on the show, I said, look, you were a Democrat at one point.
Why?
She said, it's because I was very anti-war.
And I thought that McCain was sort of being from Arizona, another side of the same coin, with George W. Bush, Barack Obama.
I thought they were both liberal.
Barack Obama was the most likely to end the war.
She answered the question.
Yeah.
So this is what Bill Maher did.
And now let's listen to him again when he talks about this podcast, the podcasting, just in case you've forgotten.
So now all across the right-wing media, it's war!
They're literally using this word, civil war, war.
There's a right-wing podcaster, I think his name is Steven Crowder, said, sleep well, tomorrow is war.
And then tomorrow came and there was no war.
Unless by war he means more podcasting.
Podcasting.
Yeah, war.
War.
And I get it.
He's on HBO.
Podcasting is silly, right?
You'd never have anything to do with that, Bill Maher.
Oh, that's right.
Just, just really badly.
All of a sudden, without those HBO dollars and rerunning four times a day, it's a little bit tough to get those, get those ratings.
Numbers are a little low there.
Yeah.
And you know what the truth is?
I wouldn't, because war, I mean, you might want to check your comments section there and of course, keep it civil, everybody.
But I wouldn't want to hurt Bill Maher's feelings.
Kyle Kalinske? He does a great impression of you.
I didn't know who he was.
Have you ever seen the face swap version that he does of you? On Instagram?
No.
Oh, find that before we leave. What's that? Did I say Kalinske?
Sorry. Sorry, Kyle.
We don't have to look at this.
It's amazing.
To you it was amazing.
I- I- I- It wasn't- I- I- I don't- I- I don't care.
People have done me and I can laugh at it.
But he's your face.
He's got your face.
And he's doing an impression of you.
You've never seen this?
I saw what... Anyway, the point... It doesn't matter.
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
The point was... What was the point?
They're both high, but I just like that Joe is so aware of being a comic that he... Well, he's just laughing.
He knows you can laugh at yourself.
Yeah.
That's what's... I do find that odd in that clip.
And by the way, we'll be taking your impressions on Mug Club, I think.
We'll be doing some joke... Viewers will submit some jokes later on.
Oh, okay.
It'll be fun.
And here's the thing.
We didn't just podcast, just to be clear, the war.
That's not what happened.
We called Republicans to the mat.
By the way, the war was really more so waged on Republicans.
I said, by two o'clock today, if you do not actively call for disbanding of the FBI, I will not support you.
I will actually come out against you.
Like him as a person, Dan Crenshaw, you've got some splainin' to do.
Yeah.
Ted Cruz, when he was on, we were like, hey, Section 230, come on.
Section 230 right now.
Ted Cruz has been pretty strong from what I've seen on the FBI issue, though.
He's gotten better.
I bought a Rambo bandana.
Did you?
Yes.
And I realized it wasn't literal.
I decided to just sweat to the ocean.
He didn't buy a Rambo bandana.
He took it off of his commemorative gizmo.
That's true.
Drummond's too.
That's true.
The new badge.
Don't you dare.
Mansplained gizmo to me.
I didn't mansplain gizmo to you.
I was just saying, I preferred Gremlins 2 when I was a kid, and then when I re-watched it, I was like, ooh, this is not good.
Oh no, it's a rough, rough movie.
So we call the Republicans to the mat with the FBI, including Kerry Lake, likely future governor of...
Phoenix.
And this is one thing, too... Arizona.
Sorry, of Arizona.
She's from Phoenix, but of Arizona.
Yes, I know.
But you can... You know what?
Admonish me.
Look, if Bill Maher's never going to admit that he's wrong, I said Phoenix.
I should have said Arizona.
I think she lives in Phoenix now, to be true.
She's not promised.
It doesn't matter.
There's no governor of Phoenix.
Okay, look, I screwed up, people.
People make mistakes, okay?
And I don't do a Bill Maher impression.
Kyle Dunnigan does.
Maybe we can get him on the show.
He does a fantastic impression.
It's not one that I do.
Do not compare anything that we do here today with Kyle Dunnigan's impression of Bill Maher.
It's unbelievable.
And you don't see this a lot with people on the left.
This is where the right, we sort of devour our own.
People say, why don't you do more?
Well, look.
We do as much as we—no one expects Jimmy Kimmel to change the laws in the country immediately.
No one expects that of Jimmy Fallon or even Trevor Noah.
But being able to call Republicans to the mat—not to mention, by the way, all of the pending lawsuits with Big Tech, which you're well aware of and I can't discuss in full.
Hey, you know, Bill Maher, how many of those have you waged against the establishment?
Are you working along with HBO, who half the time copy—they might copyright this video so that it gets removed, just like Stephen Colbert, so they can eliminate criticism of Bill Maher, who has a tough time, you know, tough time filling filling seats in theaters and has a tough time getting
people to listen to his podcast when it's not on HBO.
I understand why he'd want to hang on to his slice of the pie there.
And also, which clip do we have coming up? Which clip is this? I'm trying to remember.
From Bill Maher. Do we know?
Well, I'm not sure. There's another clip coming up. Is this the takes that he doesn't like?
He has a take that he basically wouldn't allow on a show.
Is that what it is?
Oh, let me see.
Let's see what the next clip is about.
This is a short clip.
Appropriating sounds like an unforgivable sin until you remember that's what acting is.
That's why acting jobs are called roles.
And isn't the best acting always about making us feel our common humanity beyond separate identities?
Why don't we just go by merit and let the best actor win?
You know, it's so funny that he mentions this, because, and I have to talk with half-Asian Bill about single-party, dual-party, because his booker may have been in New York or California, where, you know, they're not free, but they reached out to me.
Was it 2017 that Beauty and the Beast did the remake?
I think it was 2017.
Everyone here is going to be like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, you know what?
Yakuza has a commemorative beast.
Oh, that's true.
Zip it!
I remember speaking with the Booker at Bill Maher, and I have all this somewhere, or maybe I don't, if you're not allowed.
I don't.
Yeah, let's say you don't.
Yeah.
And I remember them asking me, the Booker at Bill Maher, they said, what do you think about the Donald Trump-Russia issue?
And I said, what do you mean?
They said, what do you think about the colluding with Russia?
I said, oh my god, has he been colluding with Russia?
They said, well, you know, that's what people believe.
I said, is there new evidence that I didn't know about?
I said, well, no, I just want to know.
I said, oh, so you want me to speculate on something that is likely untrue but for which there is certainly no evidence?
It's not really what I do.
I said, what I did find funny is I saw Beauty and the Beast, a live-action one the other day, and I think it was yesterday, and I do find it funny that Oscar So White is trending when Mary J. Blige played an armoire slash queen in whiteface in 1740s slavery France.
So, you know, maybe they came out even on that one?
She goes, oh, so you want to talk about Disney?
I said, no, I'm talking about the woke brigade cancel culture over the Oscars, and they don't acknowledge that it goes both ways.
A dollar short and a day late for Bill Maher.
Same views now, and by the way, of course, I was never on the program.
Which I think you should be.
I mean, honestly, I think that you and Bill could have a very interesting discussion.
He's never had Dennis Miller on, he's never had Norm Macdonald on, he's never had Nick DiPaolo on, he's never had Bill Burr on, he's never had Patrice on, Geraldo.
He did have Joe Rogan on once, and chastised him for fear factor, because Bill Maher was offended at it.
That's how you know it's good.
Because he ruined American culture?
Yeah.
Like, okay, having people eat pig testicles.
What?
Come on.
That's gross.
I didn't even know that was a challenge.
It's Tuesday.
It's two-for-one bull testicle Tuesday.
Lamb fries.
Yes, I'm a winner.
And here's the thing with Bill Maher.
Look.
Even his own, you've talked about this, I know you've found him funny in the past.
I have, I found a lot of politically, I'm not, yeah, I don't want to lie about it, like I found, there's a lot of politically correct and funny, I found some of his specials funny.
Have you seen his new special?
I did not.
I said some.
I texted you, I remember, I think we were in, where were we?
We were in Colorado Springs, and I was watching, I remember my hotel, and I was like, you have to tune into HBO and watch the new special, Adulting.
That's what he called it.
Oh, it was.
It might have been.
Yeah, yeah.
And you were like, I'm not going to do that.
I knew where he was at.
Well, with Bill, I think there is a genuine part of him when it comes to comedians where he is defending it because that's what he is.
But I think it is definitely angled at his own speech, not necessarily the speech of every comic.
Exactly.
Whereas we have consistently defended the speech of every comic we don't like.
Did you just call Bill a comedian?
He's a comedian.
He's a comedian.
Don't do that.
That's lazy.
No, no, no.
It's not lazy.
Listen, I'm making... It doesn't matter.
You may not find him funny, but he's a comedian.
No, I didn't realize that that was how he came up.
Right now he's styling himself as a political commentator who does a quick little stand-up right before his show and then goes and talks to people.
That's not funny.
He was a comic in the 80s.
I'm not saying that's what you do.
You actually go out and tour live.
You just said in a nice way exactly what Norm said where he said, yeah, you know, you have guys, I'm not like a political guy, you know, and you have, you know, like Bill Maher on there with, you know, what's the name of the guy who won the Nobel, the Pulitzer, Will Oh gosh, Will, what's his name?
I'm trying to remember, the conservative commentator.
Sitting there, Bill Maher talking with, you know, talking with, like, Thomas Sowell, you know?
Where's this guy going to end it?
You know, I don't know anything, but he doesn't know anything either, but he makes it seem like I know something there.
So I'm basically the everyman in this conversation, and I never looked at Bill Maher as a comedian.
I looked at him as somebody who hosted a show and tried to be funny.
By the way, watched the show today to see what he said about us, and I was like, this is very unfunny.
And I'm not just saying, like, for massive, you know, like...
That's actually self-admitted as well.
for the general audiences I would have to be well here's where I will give you I will give you uh
some credit here I'll give you some some points where it's due um with crowd animators his own
audience often finds him not good that's actually self-admitted as well reacted like they do in
Karachi when someone burns a Quran Karachi's in Pakistan sorry I thought you knew that they did
know information that shouldn't be out there that Trump has Trump supporters like no this is
politically motivated they say if you lock him up how are we gonna lock her up
That one was kind of funny.
That one was kind of funny.
But here's the thing.
But then they don't laugh because it's not on the side of the politics.
Exactly.
That bothers me so much about it.
Like, why always side with that?
He's like Kurt Cobain, you know, minus the talent, in that he's mad at his audience for wanting him to play something that he doesn't want to play anymore.
Minus a good wife.
Eventually.
One of these days.
So here's the thing, and I'd like for you to comment below.
I think that you always have to beware charlatans in your midst.
And by the way, they also come in the shape of people who claim to be Republicans.
That's why we've waged our war just as much against conservatives, against Republicans, as we have against liberals.
Bill Maher right now, I see a lot of people who share some segments from this show and not aware of the exact segment before that where he was supporting the raid On Donald Trump.
This guy wants to have it both ways.
He has to play ball for the networks.
And then when he tries to do his own podcast, which is really just him getting high with semi-interesting guests and then some really interesting guests, it falls flat on its face.
He can't make it work on his own.
And he's always a day late.
A dollar short.
Matt was the one who said that.
Which brings us to the formulaic Bill Maher jokes.
Bill Maher's top 7 plus 1 hot takes this week.
7 plus 1.
You forgot 5th Ann in the chamber!
This is 7 Plus 1 Hot Takes from Bill Maher.
I think this is the wrong document.
I don't think this is... What?
No?
I think I have it right.
You tell me as I go out here without a net and... There we go.
I think this is just these 7 Plus 1 jokes you would write.
Well, still, it's a hot take.
Okay.
Number 7.
New rule.
Okay.
Ancient Egyptian people.
The sun is not a god named Ra.
Okay.
It's an effing ball of gas.
And not the kind that you get from too much shwarma.
Okay.
It's a Middle Eastern dish.
I thought you knew.
Wait, I didn't know.
That is a spot-on joke he would use.
That is absolutely.
Okay, this is our 7 plus 1 Bill Maher hot takes.
You know what, Dave?
Give us number six.
Give us your best Bill Maher.
I'll try.
Kids, here's a gentle reminder, okay?
The Easter Bunny, not a giant bunny hiding eggs in your backyard.
It's your effing parents.
They never should have had you in the first place.
Grow up.
You're five.
Okay?
Okay.
A good portion of these, I feel like they could have been taken from his, really, taken from his show.
Yeah, we were trying to write these in.
What are you writing?
7 plus 1 Bill Maher hot takes, or Bill Maher jokes, however you want to, same thing.
No, I said it wrong, I'm sorry.
Gerald, do number 5.
Alright, somebody tell Thomas Jefferson to keep his quill pen and his knickers and out of the help, okay?
Oh boy.
I like brown sugar just as much as the next guy, but I wear something a little more effective than sheep intestine, okay?
I don't know why you started doing it like that lady in Health.
This is a terrible Bill Maher joke.
You sound like a flamboyant southern man.
You sound like the soul Octavia Spencer ate.
Like Zach Galifianakis doing the effeminate racist.
He's wearing his fanny pack.
I just don't care for him.
7 plus 1, Hot Bill Maher takes number 4.
Listen, Donald Trump is crazy, okay?
So crazy his tailor... His tailor...
I can't, okay.
His tailor had his jacket fitted for a 44 crazy.
That's where the applause sign goes off.
It's a lot harder when you don't have a crowd.
The segment is tough to do.
It's tough to do because we're writing accurate, unfunny jokes, and this is how the reaction probably would be.
I'll do number three.
Okay, listen.
Melania, as you know from Russia, mail-order bride.
Okay?
It's no secret.
She's the only wife who comes with the question, do you want fries with that?
Okay?
What?
No one eats fast food?
All vegans.
Seven plus one hot takes from Bill Maher.
And by the way, this is more effort than he puts into his podcast.
Number two, Dave.
New rule, America.
Learn to read.
Alright, rural America.
A bunch of MAGA folks accidentally went to a Lady Gaga concert Saturday because they thought that Gaga stood for Gittin' America.
Getting America good again.
Right?
Come on.
Am I okay?
Right?
The applause sign is late.
There's a circuit issue.
Be sure to put that on.
I'm not nice to the hell.
Someone fire my animator, okay?
Let's replace him with one of my black prostitutes.
It's not hard.
I don't need an opener.
Yes, you do.
Really, really do.
No, you do.
You really do.
I need warm-up.
Seven plus one, number one, Bill Maher hot takes.
Look, Joe Biden now is so old, people have started a new meme in his honor, okay?
They've started a new meme in his honor.
It's the Kick the Ice Bucket Challenge, okay?
Wait, I have to plank.
Take the buck, it means die, okay.
It means look, okay, he's old, he'll die, okay, whatever.
HBO, I blame HBO.
Alright, and the final 7 plus 1, Bill Maher hot takes the plus 1.
Dave, why don't you take the plus 1?
They're saying Trump might not be able to run in 2024 after the Mar-a-Lago seizure, okay, not a raid.
The only thing Trump looks like he's been running for is a drive-through, right?
What's your necktie size?
Lasso?
Okay.
Okay.
That's what Joe's thinking.
I pay for sex.
Dynomite!
This has been this week's 7 Plus 1.
You forgot Stefan in the chamber!
Ah.
This is the most uncomfortable I've ever been on my own show.
I am so glad you didn't come back to me for any more.
I know.
By the way, you can share the show if you're watching this, of course, on YouTube right now.
Hit the share button.
Sharing is caring.
You can like it.
All of those things help with the algorithm.
You know, the main issue here is you don't have to acknowledge that someone is funny, but you can acknowledge that it's a joke.
And I can kind of acknowledge that with Bill Maher, that a lot of what he says is meant to be funny, but he's just so thin-skinned, and he's so remarkably inconsistent, and this is a guy who... Look, let me just tell you one thing.
We've talked about this.
There have been, of course, multiple offers for me to do something similar.
If we wanted to leave this and go to network television, that's why I recommend... I ask, or don't, that you sign up, lightoffcreditor.com.
We do less than 1% of advertising throughout this show, compared to about 10 or 15% with other shows.
Crazy.
We don't have to play ball with a place like HBO.
We don't have to play ball with a place like Fox News.
And you never fully know if you're getting the fair shake.
If you're getting the real scoop from these people.
Because there are too many other intermediaries.
I don't know.
Maybe Bill Maher would like to have one of you guys or myself on the show.
Maybe he would come on this show.
But I guarantee you his bookers won't allow him to.
It's like Mickey protecting Rocky from Mr. T. They don't want to let that happen.
Invite us on the show.
Look, okay?
You have to go through the process.
You're not as funny as... Bill?
You're no Tommy Lahren, okay?
You're no... Alright, you're no S.C.
Cupp, okay?
You're no random author.
You're no Fred Durst, alright?
No, he's great.
This is what he does.
He has people on.
He's had Jordan Peterson on, of course.
I'm not saying he only has people on who are patsy.
But that's not worried about a comedy contest.
No, exactly.
Honestly, that's the only time that I have seen clips of Bill Maher.
Ever.
Never has been the front of the show where he does the stand-up stuff.
It's always been clips of him talking with people and it's usually I don't know.
It's not my style.
It feels like... What was the other guy we just mentioned that was actually a good liberal commentator?
I just forgot his name.
Jon Stewart.
Jon Stewart.
So it feels like a dumbed-down version of Jon Stewart, where it's not as funny, it's not as quippy, and it's not nearly as insightful.
Well, there's an authenticity to Jon Stewart.
A big-time authenticity.
I don't agree with Jon Stewart and everything else.
I think that's why people like him, though.
Yeah, I don't agree with a lot of what he says, but I get that he actually fully believes it and is better at presenting it.
No, of course.
And I'm not, like, taking a dump on Bill Maher.
I'm just like... He's... No character like his ever appeals to me.
He's like a curmudgeon, right?
He's always somewhat unhappy, mopey, and he just throws something out there and it's supposed to be funny.
You're not a curmudgeon.
Is that me?
You do realize where you're sitting, right?
I'm just one step short of pissing in jars in my compound.
You're going after somebody.
A rant is different than, alright guys, this is stupid.
You're not doing that.
No, I think it's important to look.
There are people like Louis Black funny, John Stewart funny, Kathleen Madigan funny.
You have a Lenny Bruce shirt on right now.
Lenny Bruce, early stuff funny, late stuff absolutely terrible.
I don't care what anybody says.
Great.
But that's because, like, even in the picture, they decided to destroy him.
He became a morphine addict, and it was somebody who stood up for free speech, and that's a sad thing.
David Letterman was the funniest, to me, late-night host who's ever existed.
I know he's left.
Conan O'Brien, obviously very funny.
He's leaned left.
So I don't have a problem with that, to be clear, and I think that you shouldn't have a problem with it.
Look, I feel confident enough.
I recommend that you go and watch Bill Maher's podcast.
Go watch the clips that we'll show.
We'll probably continue it on MugClip here a little bit, but go watch his podcast on YouTube.
Go watch it.
See what you think.
How about no?
By the way, we're gonna make him Yakuza for a full 48 hours.
We're going to have an electrode attached to him where if he speaks for 48 hours he'll be shocked.
He can only talk through that soundboard like Stephen Hawking.
And I bet you he'll be very effective at communicating.
He's so quick with it, it's unreal.
But here's the thing, there's a difference between acknowledging that someone is funny or talented and bringing them and welcoming them in amongst your ranks.
I think you need to be prudent about that because we've seen too many times people do that and then just like a bull in a china shop, and not in a good way, just cause a bunch of damage.
There's a difference between people you respect and you can hold at a respectful distance versus people who you allow to put on your team jersey.
And I just want to be clear about this.
Look, all references are available at ladderwithcreditor.com.
You can watch the montages, you can watch the original clips that we've posted here today.
Just look at the timeline and my main question is always this, whether it's Bill Maher...
Whether it's anyone from one of these, you know, YouTube shows that became more conservative, anyone who says, oh, I've changed.
You know, you can look at a guy like Strzok, and he explains why.
You can look at a guy like Rubin, okay, and he explains why.
You can look at someone like a Kerry Lake, who was always a Republican but was a Democrat for about four years, and explained why.
But there needs to be a flash of genius moment.
Let me ask you this.
Any time that you have fundamentally changed your worldview, or there's been a life-altering decision that you have made, think about it.
Could be when you decided you were going to talk to your parents again.
It could be when you decided you were going to be a conservative as opposed to a liberal.
It could be when you decided that, you know what, you're going to go back to school.
A fundamental course altering of your life.
Guarantee you, you can remember the moment and where you were when you made that decision and what changed.
It's actually a legal term.
There's a great documentary on it called Flash of Genius, the guy who invented the intermittent wiper.
Greg Kinnear plays it.
Yeah.
What is Bill Maher's Flash of Genius?
That is my question.
So before we bring someone into the fold, I think we always need to ask, okay, not in a general, the left left me.
No.
What was the moment where you said, oh my gosh, I'm going to be consumed by the monster that I created?
And by the way, Bill Maher did create this monster.
This is a guy who was on a campaign to portray all Conservative voters, all Republicans, all Tea Partiers, all people who oppose Barack Obama as racists, as fundamentalists, as extremists.
And this is a guy who pushed and was complicit with the Russia collusion hoax from the beginning and now tries to distance himself from it.
And I can also tell you behind the scenes that his bookers were pushing the guests to discuss that hard.
That's why I was unceremoniously not invited on the show.
Could also be that, you know, I just sucked in the interview process.
I have no idea.
But I do know they were asking for my opinion on that and they didn't like when I said, you know what?
Come on.
Let's talk about news that is actual news.
This is just speculation here.
You need to ask if all these people, don't be led by the nose, what is your flash of genius moment?
Okay?
You say that you've changed now.
What changed, when did it change, and where were you when it changed?
And I'd love to see a comment below.
If you were a former liberal, you can comment below when your flash of genius was, or any really fundamental life-altering decision I'd love to read about.
But I know a lot of you used to be liberals before you were on the show.
We have a lot of Bernie supporters who kind of came over after a while.
So I'm curious to see that, and I would just love, that's the one thing I would like to see from Bill Maher before we decide to call off the dogs.
And by call off the dogs, I mean just show the clips to you so that you can judge them For yourself as to whether they're funny or not.
That's always tough, right?
When you just go, hey, you know what?
We don't need to edit anything.
Just show the joke.
That's worse than anything we could say.
So I'm curious to see what you have to say about that.
We're going to play Pokemon Erasure so there's no way we could do it on YouTube.
And we also have some more clips from Bill Maher chastising Piers Morgan that I want to get to.
YouTube, we love you.
Thank you.
And we get it.
Freest and fairest election ever in history, of course.
The last election, right?
2020.
Sure.
Monkeypox is a pandemic.
That means I don't really believe any of that.
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