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May 31, 2022 - Louder with Crowder

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How Justin Trudeau's Handgun Ban PROVES American Exceptionalism! | Louder with Crowder

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	Back Way back
	I'll bring that bass out Oh
	Maverick here Preparing to pursue target.
	Talk to me, Quarterblight Goose.
	Roger that.
	Quarterblight Goose here.
	You give him hell.
	I got your six.
	Okay.
	I have target locked.
	We see this as a violent threat.
	You bet your sweet ass, Jack Dorsey.
	Engaging target.
	Roger that, Maverick.
	♪ Damn it!
	Missed him!
	Uh, Maverick?
	Looks like you have company on your tail.
	When did Zuckerberg get here?
	As long as there are people spreading misinformation, this is going to be an ongoing conflict.
	Well, this complicates things.
	Seems like my invite got lost in the mail.
	Too cute, Mattie!
	Tell them to put the Zima on ice.
	Now the party's started.
	I got a call that some boys were trying to do a woman's job.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I've heard it all before.
	Let me show you boys how a real lady does it.
	Too cute, Mattie!
	Oh my god!
	Oh my god! Oh my god!
	No, I'll die.
	Oh, my God!
	It burns!
	Oh, my God!
	Uh, help.
	Looks like you have a Wajitzki on your file.
	We have community guidelines.
	Anything that promotes hate, we will take it down.
	This day just keeps getting better and better.
	I wouldn't be so sure.
	I can't shake her!
	Aw, shoot!
	She's locked on to me!
	Oh shoot, she's locked on to me.
	Put her back in!
	Far away to half Asian zone.
	Flying to half Asian zone.
	I hear you boys ordered a half Asian ass kicking.
	Half-Asian lawyer Bill Richmond!
	Half-Asian lawyer Bill Richmond.
	You s* son of a b**.
	Don't worry boys, I got this!
	That's what I'm talking about!
	Woo!
	Looks like you just got sucker-burned!
	Woo!
	Shawty, man, go get some!
	Hey, Jack, you know the difference between precedent and precedence?
	I don't have answers to that.
	Because I'm about to set one.
	Right on your ass.
	Ha ha ha!
	He got all of that one!
	Did you see that?
	Don't Maverick World throw that shit!
	She's a fucking marvel.
	Oh, hey, Susan.
	You ordered no MSG, right?
	Yeah, I hear it's bad for your health.
	You know what's worse?
	Me.
	Don't worry, boys.
	Looks like I'm gonna have to do this the old-fashioned way.
	Pass me your lawyer, Bill, now!
	BOOMFUCKER!
	Oh my god!
	Oh, my God!
	Half-Asian lawyer Bill Richmond, talk to me.
	Do you read me, Half-Asian lawyer Bill Richmond?
	You boys didn't think you could get rid of me that easy, did you?
	Half-Asian Bill, you're alive!
	Yeah!
	We thought you were a goner, Half-Asian Bill!
	And miss all those fillable hours?
	Not a chance!
	I'm just glad you're okay.
	Just checked your latty longo.
	Looks like you'll be landing in Palo Alto before beer clock.
	Palo Alto?
	Oh, shit!
	I wish I could have been gone I wish I could have been gone
	Do the strange animal That's what I know
	Do the strange animal I got to follow
	I'm gonna sweep Do the strange animal
	I got to follow That's like Donald Trump drinking a cup of water
	because I think I broke my forearm falling down the stairs.
	The stair, technically.
	Yes, the stair.
	Stingular.
	It was the last step.
	Fred?
	Yes.
	That man makes me very comfortable.
	He is fleet of foot.
	No, I just dislocated my ankle, which is bad enough, put a pop back in, going down the stairs, and then I fell and I hit my forearm, and the good thing is I was alone at night because I actually went We have video, so.
	Yeah, just like that.
	Like a little lady.
	And then I woke up this morning and I haven't been able to close my... I don't know.
	Could that be a fracture?
	Could it be a bone bruise?
	I don't know.
	Joe Louis just shook his head.
	Yeah.
	He actually did.
	It's dark in the house, but she's just like a ghost, so I just see a head pop up from the couch.
	He didn't care.
	You can still feed me?
	Okay.
	Didn't care.
	Like an Uvalde police officer.
	Oh, jeez.
	Oh, oh, oh, shut up.
	This is going to be a rough show.
	I just laughed because I agree.
	Yes, I agree too.
	Hey, this is why you don't just blindly back the blue.
	We've caught flack for that in the past.
	This is also why you don't... Hey, you know, let me ask you, this is a question of the day before we move on to anything else.
	Do you want to defund the police or disarm citizens?
	Comment below.
	Because you can't have both.
	We want those guys, the Valedictorian police officers, to be the only ones with guns.
	By the way, I vote neither.
	Neither.
	I vote better equipping of the police, better training more so.
	They had the equipment, they just didn't have the training.
	And, uh, you know, since the shooter in Uvalde was stopped by someone who was off-duty with a shotgun that he borrowed from a barber, uh, hey, this is case in point how a good guy with a gun can actually be more effective than an entire police force with guns!
	But they should be the only guys with guns.
	Which we'll talk about because Canada is now banning all handguns.
	This was kind of news to me growing up there.
	I thought they were.
	Oh really?
	Yeah, I knew one guy who had a handgun and it was in a magical basement closet of mystery that was disassembled and away from ammo and they were all but illegal but this is more political theater where in Canada they're going to ban guns and just to be clear it's not yes they're going to actually take your guns away in Canada so when you say it can't happen here in the United States well it's happening in Canada And they expressly tell you the reason that it's happening is because they don't have a constitution.
	That is their justification, if you look at the Supreme Court.
	You look at how they justify it.
	And by the way, it's the same justification that you see here in the United States when you look at Heller v. Dea, the Supreme Court case.
	There is no, just to be clear, the assault weapons ban, this is all political theater.
	It won't do anything.
	I cannot stress this enough.
	You need to understand that the only legal argument, once it gets to the court, on the Second Amendment, and if you look at the dissenting opinions on Heller vs. DC, it was that you Private citizen have no right to firearms whatsoever.
	You can't take it to the top court and say, oh, it's about a trigger guard.
	Oh, it's about the shape of the stock.
	Nope, nope, nope.
	It's either you, the private citizen, under the current interpretation of the Second Amendment, have the right to own firearms or you don't.
	And Canada says, we don't have a Second Amendment, you don't.
	And the left in this country says, we don't like the Second Amendment, you don't.
	So let's be really clear about the goal here.
	Let's not be murky on the rule book.
	Now, as we discuss this, and it's a sensitive topic, We don't know if we will be on YouTube for much longer, so you can watch us on Rumble, Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
	Eastern.
	Rumble, or we have an additional 45 minutes today, full hour actually, playing Bad Movie Lines with White Dog.
	I'm really glad the racist film... Racist film with Verl Ives.
	I remember that one.
	It's exactly what you expect.
	It's a racist dog who's white.
	Yep.
	Oh, wow.
	Yeah, sequel was Black Lab, but that was just inner-city gang violence.
	All right, Gerald A. is here.
	How are you?
	I'm well.
	I'm well.
	How are you?
	I'm fine.
	My headphones seem a little... I guess it's because Dave probably likes the headphones a little louder.
	Is that me?
	Well, you were here in my seat.
	Oh.
	No, your headphones are fine.
	He's trying to change his headphones.
	You were in my seat last week.
	I don't know electronics.
	Do you have that big phone amplifier that they sell on Fox News?
	I do.
	Do you?
	Yeah, I do.
	You just like strap it to the thing?
	A lot of silver coins from Bill DeVane and a rascal shooter.
	Yes, exactly.
	I'm Bill DeVane!
	We know!
	I have self-lubricating catheters.
	Not sure what to do with them, but I have them.
	Yeah, you know what?
	The fact that it's self-lubricating is not my primary concern with the catheter.
	No.
	No, I mean, you know, slipping a little bit of Astroglide on it really doesn't mean all that much to me once we've crossed that milestone.
	If I need a catheter, I need a handgun.
	Yes.
	It's time to send me home.
	Or just a good tow trigger for the shotgun.
	Yeah, that's it.
	One or the other.
	Just Rube Goldberg it, where you don't have a bunch of stuff that happens.
	Because, you know, if I'm going to end it due to the catheter, which we all would, I want it to be entertaining.
	I assume I'm going to be so hunched at that point I can just tow trigger a handgun.
	Yeah, well that's true.
	He'll develop a mighty hump.
	And you hear him, you know him, you love him.
	Quickest wit in the West.
	Fastest man on his feet.
	And he'll be with me on tour.
	We have a couple tickets left.
	A few tickets left in Colorado.
	Colorado Springs.
	And then Colorado Springs, sorry.
	And then we have a fall tour being announced.
	Dave, your watch is right in my eye.
	Ahoy!
	The reflection.
	This one?
	Can you ditch it?
	The watch?
	Well, because it's reflecting right in my eye.
	But it's a sexy, sexy Tag Heuer.
	All right, tell everyone about how expensive your watch is.
	It's very expensive.
	Okay.
	I'll take it off then.
	It's reflecting right in my eye.
	It's like you're trying to Morse code me.
	Tell me exactly where.
	Can I get by?
	Put it on your other hand.
	I don't care.
	Wear it under your wrist like a public school teacher.
	I'll set it over here.
	I didn't mean to glimmer at you.
	It's my bling.
	Also, we're going to be talking about Top Gun.
	Saw it.
	We're going to give you a review.
	Loved it.
	Even though it was corny.
	And you saw that intro.
	Actually, they used some of those lines of dialogue written as a parody in the real film.
	But!
	Who knew?
	Also important, Nancy Pelosi's husband, DUI.
	Not Nancy Pelosi, she's a T-Totaler.
	She's not allowed to drive a car at all.
	That's hope.
	That's right, she's not a T-Totaler, she's a Totaler.
	She totals many vehicles.
	That's it.
	She's not even allowed in a Sonic.
	Speak of the house, fine cars, no?
	No, no, no, no, no.
	She's more of the slur of the house.
	Yes, exactly.
	Well, with what she would put in her.
	She's the beaker of the house.
	More of a petri dish.
	Okay, so before this, there's a little bit of levity here.
	This happened at an aquarium, an Okinawan aquarium.
	There you go, Tokinawan.
	By the way, he's back.
	Hey, he's back from his honeymoon.
	There's the face of a guy who, you know, does things.
	Good honeymoon?
	Oh yeah.
	You gonna be able to keep your eyes open?
	Hey, hey, hey, hey!
	The marriage bed is undefiled.
	That's true.
	Usually, not after what he did.
	Enjoy the downhill.
	I mean, congratulations.
	That's what I meant.
	Geez.
	Gosh, imagine being that housecleaning late.
	Housekeeping!
	No!
	No!
	Yeah, it's just forensic files.
	All of a sudden we just see his face in the next 48.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Yeah, hopefully there's not a murder in the room tonight.
	They're gonna think it's you.
	I'm pretty sure he died there.
	There's too much.
	Yeah.
	So this happened at an Okinawan aquarium, which makes it even more funny.
	It's pretty clear the fish, and I told you about this before, was dealing with some heavy stuff.
	You need to watch for it.
	It's in the top right of the- my top right. So yeah, top right, top right.
	That fish was Pelosi's husband.
	Yes it was.
	Oh, it's just a nabla.
	Do something with that, Peter.
	They have feelings too.
	It's 60 miles an hour, bam!
	Either that is a really, really dumb fish, like all fish, or that's a fish with a really good life insurance policy.
	They only have one second, like, memory span, that's it.
	So every second it's just like, why do I hurt?
	Why do I hurt?
	Why do I hurt?
	Why are parts of me floating away?
	There's my gill.
	There's my gill.
	Hey, a gill.
	What a terrible life.
	Finding spleen out.
	Gosh.
	The water just changed colors and you're like, ooh, that's blood.
	Write a song about that, Randy Newman.
	Yeah, enjoy it.
	You're drunk.
	We'll do some Randy Newman on Mug Club, because that would just take up the whole show.
	So that was Pelosi's husband's fish.
	And Paul Pelosi was arrested on DUI here this weekend.
	Charged Sunday.
	It was Sunday morning after crashing his 2021 Porsche, blowing higher than a .08.
	And I believe, if I'm not mistaken, we actually, because not all cops have cameras, but sometimes they have microphones.
	Yes.
	I believe we have exclusive audio of the interaction of Pelosi's husband pulled over by the police officer.
	Okay.
	Yeah, are you alright, sir?
	I'm fine, unfortunately.
	It looks like the nice Porsche you have here got wrecked.
	It's really the taxpayers.
	I'm sorry?
	Uh, nothing.
	Can you arrest me now?
	On what charges?
	My wife is the Speaker of the House.
	Nancy Pelosi.
	Oh, gross.
	Yeah.
	She called and insisted I come home and...
	Bless your heart.
	Oh my God!
	I know.
	You poor thing.
	I know.
	So I drank some wine and let Jesus take the wheel.
	I guess he has some other plans for me because I'm still alive.
	I guess I'll have to give you a breathalyzer.
	The Lord works in mysterious ways.
	Just say you did, I'm wasted.
	The cold steel of a jail cell would be a warm hug compared to snuggling that jagged corpse.
	Okay, I think I'm reading you loud and clear.
	Sir, you are under arrest for driving under the influence.
	If I reach for your gun, will you kill me?
	Eh, let's just stick with the DUI, but I'll let you play with it in the pad, anyway.
	It's a shame.
	Poor guy.
	You know, I'm not without empathy for those with whom I disagree.
	No.
	And by the way, it's good to know, supposedly he was alone.
	It's a good thing Nancy Pelosi, she wasn't in the passenger seat.
	She could have been hurt.
	Yeah, I mean, what if he would have crashed into a tree?
	I mean, a piece of wood could have gone right through her heart.
	Yeah, like final destination.
	Yeah.
	19 yes is what it was nearly 4 a.m.
	That's what this close to daybreak.
	She's she could have been burnt to ash.
	It's true Yeah, well thank God Nancy wasn't driving under the influence or thousands might have been killed.
	Yes.
	Yeah, that's true You need the Netherlands to have a memorialized flowers A better skeleton is just, it's just Vicodin.
	Fossilized Vicodin.
	I think that's what it is.
	That's how they check the age.
	Like, well, let's grab, let's break the humerus and check the rings of opiates.
	Of Percocet.
	I mean, I don't blame Paul for driving on an influence.
	He has to make love to that bag of broken glass.
	Yes.
	Yeah, there's no way he can still get it up though with that lot lizard.
	I'm guessing that he's just drinking from, you know, to numb the pain of having been in there before, like a prisoner of war.
	Yeah, I'm just hoping that Nancy Pelosi isn't admissible or allowable as a key fact witness because he'll walk.
	Oh, I think you're right.
	Yeah.
	Just one look at her dead owl face and understands what he had to do when he'd go home that he'd be sharting an owl pellet.
	It's time served.
	This man has suffered enough, sir.
	Look it, this is what I have at home.
	Just go.
	It'd be Judge Joe Brown like, I sentence you to sex with your wife.
	By the way, his bail was like five grand.
	It was?
	Really?
	Yeah.
	He was in Napa.
	That's it.
	And he didn't post it.
	Yeah.
	He stayed there.
	I'll stay here overnight.
	He's like, no, it's fine.
	You don't have $500?
	Nah, nah, I'm good.
	Or $5?
	Sir, we'll spot you.
	No, no, no.
	Catch him being sodomized in the prison.
	This is a county jail.
	He's like, I just want to feel again.
	He's like, this is the best sex I've had in 30 years.
	Yes.
	I had to kill that secretary.
	I'm more concerned with an 82-year-old driving a Porsche.
	Yeah.
	I want you driving the slowest, largest car possible.
	Yeah, or driving a Tesla, because I know it's fast, but then we could just take it over on autopilot.
	There you go.
	He hopes someone does and pulls it into a bridge.
	He hits the accelerator, it's like, ah, ah, ah, I think you meant to go to Bob Evans.
	Well, yeah, that's why he has a Porsche, though, because living isn't the top thing on his list.
	Right, exactly.
	He's like, ah, we'll see what happens.
	He's just stealing her Benzos, getting in a Porsche, setting it on high and seeing what he can do.
	Napa has mountains, right?
	Those are curvy roads and dark.
	He's just driving straight into the wildfires.
	Yeah, if she was in the accident, they'd probably just need, like, we need eight guys to get this purse of pills out of the car.
	Yes!
	Oh my gosh.
	Looks right into the horizon, looks at Malibu, sees a smoke, and just cranks up, hearing calling wildfire.
	All right, I don't know who sang that song.
	Someone, you guys can comment below and let me know.
	But Top Gun has been, I mean, Top Gun went Mach 5 into the box office this weekend.
	Nice!
	I like that.
	It's time for, yeah, I mean, it's okay, you know, I'm gonna drive my Porsche after.
	Sounds like that is what killed Siskel and Ebert.
	Yes.
	No, it was Gene Shalit who killed Siskel and Ebert.
	Oh, that's right.
	I forgot, yeah.
	Right.
	How about you don't?
	How about thumbs up?
	Bang.
	All right.
	Mug Club movie review.
	Let's do it.
	$156 million domestically this weekend.
	Boom!
	Wow.
	That's a lot of money.
	$156 million domestically.
	Boom!
	Wow.
	That's a lot of money.
	$156 million domestically this weekend.
	Boom!
	Wow.
	That's a lot of money.
	Boom!
	Wow.
	That's a lot of money.
	Boom!
	Wow.
	Boom!
	Wow.
	$154 million, though, of course, was the budget in ensuring Tom Cruise's running.
	I love it!
	So, did really well.
	And I think there are some, you know, there is a subtext here, but first it's important, just in case you haven't seen anything, here's a little look at what audiences saw.
	So I think we have a teaser.
	Yeah, here I thought we were special.
	Fellas, this here's Bagman.
	Hangman.
	Whatever.
	What the hell kind of mission is this?
	Everyone here is the best there is.
	Who the hell are they gonna get to teach us?
	Mitchell.
	Let me be perfectly blunt.
	You are not my first choice.
	You are here at the request of Admiral Kazansky, a.k.a.
	Iceman Magic.
	With all due respect, sir, I'm not a teacher.
	I just want to manage the expectations.
	What the hell?
	Good morning, aviators.
	This is your captain speaking.
	Then we're off.
	And we're off.
	Here we go.
	In three, two, one.
	Now apparently I'm the only one here who's seen the film.
	Yeah.
	So, thanks guys.
	But I give it mugs up.
	Just so you know.
	I give this mugs up.
	You absolutely... Oh, there you go.
	It's worth seeing.
	Of course, it's corny.
	I'll get into a couple.
	But it's worth seeing alone.
	Wait, two mugs up or mugs up?
	Well, because, yeah, usually... Well, if they had mugs, so I'll give it two mugs up.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	If it was a standalone film, it'd be like a 7 out of 10, maybe a 6 and a half.
	But because of the homage to the original, and they did it very well, while honoring the original.
	That's good.
	While also adding something fresh.
	It kind of sets a good blueprint for how to do this, this kind of, not a reboot, sequel, kind of a reboot.
	Because sometimes you'll have people where it's just a complete retread, you're like, that's lazy.
	And then you'll have some people who go, we're gonna go dark and gritty and change everything, and they, you know, piss off the fanbase.
	This was a really good balance of it.
	I think that you should go and support it.
	For if no other reason, I don't know if you remember there was news, I think we covered this, the Taiwanese-Japanese flags, they were removed from Maverick's jacket to please Chinese financiers, as Mavericks do.
	He doesn't play by anyone's rules, except for the Chinese.
	However, both flags were back on the jacket for the theatrical release.
	Good for them.
	So, and, uh, there was a Chinese backer, uh, uh, Tencent, they backed out of financing because of the celebration of the American military in this film.
	So, uh, also John Cena, uh, drove his Porsche into a brick wall.
	He did.
	That's a shame.
	Upon hearing this.
	Apologizing in Mandarin the whole way.
	Yeah.
	Did Tom Cruise not say that Taiwan was real?
	Does he not know?
	I'm not entirely sure.
	Oh, they have a flag?
	If we discuss Taiwan, you're gonna make me upset.
	Oh.
	And Taiwan hasn't seen me very upset.
	What are you talking about?
	Well, you know what, John Cena, that's what a movie star looks like.
	Oh, see, there you go.
	You said Taiwan didn't exist because that's what you wanted to do!
	Isn't it, steroid freak?
	I have no idea.
	I don't know.
	I'm C. Fast and the Furious 28.
	Yes.
	It's fast.
	Also, I'm all natural.
	So look, we often crap on Hollywood, and rightfully so, but I will say this is a bold move, and so this won't be supported in China, unlike the Fast.
	When you look at the top grossing films, it's usually Marvel films, Lord of the Rings, and then the Fast and the Furious films.
	Well, they make so much money in the Chinese markets, and they really appease them.
	They do that very consistently.
	Like cutting out black actors?
	Yes.
	For real.
	Minimize it.
	It's not even a joke.
	But they allow the Samoans because, you know, some Polynesian land bridge.
	I have no idea.
	True, exactly.
	But this one went the other way, and they will need to recoup it at American box offices.
	And you know what?
	If you watch this film, look, it's corny.
	Yes, it's predictable.
	Some of the lines that you saw in that intro that we did a couple years ago, they actually included in the film.
	But it does show that Americans want to see, they want to believe in America again.
	That would be my campaign if I were running in 2024.
	I would say, you know, it's time to believe in America again, not make America great again.
	It's time to believe in this country again.
	I'll just say one thing too.
	You know, we all sort of knew, this is one thing about Donald Trump having a bull in a china shop that was valuable, is we all sort of knew theoretically that the kinds of policies that Trump implemented would work.
	I don't think any of us knew how quickly things would turn around.
	Yeah.
	And a big part of that is because of, you know, speculators in the market, but right away gas prices went down.
	Right away we had record low unemployment and we also had higher labor force participation rate.
	We saw wages go up.
	I don't think we knew how quickly it would turn around.
	And so as bad as things look right now, I think we're heading in for a deeper recession.
	It's going to be bleak the next couple of years.
	There is a silver lining.
	We know just how fast that can change.
	And so there needs to be someone campaigning, say, believe in America again.
	I was in a theater.
	It was about half black people.
	And they were cheering.
	They were going, USA!
	And they were clapping.
	Great!
	They don't care that Tom Cruise is whiter than white.
	If it was Denzel, I'd be doing the same thing.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	People wanted to see a pro-America movie.
	We've been kind of browbeaten for so long.
	Look, even if you don't want to go and see this movie, if it's not your cup of tea, but you want to see more movies like this that do have a pro-America message, they don't have a ton of woke stuff, or any that I've heard of in this movie, just buy a ticket.
	Don't even go.
	Well, Jennifer Connelly at 53, she woke me up.
	Well, that's the way it used to be.
	That's what summer blockbusters were, though.
	Even Independence Day.
	Yeah!
	When, like, Will Smith would, you know, punch aliens and not comedians.
	Right!
	Just send him down to the set of Battlefield Earth.
	Let him have a field day.
	Get it out of his system.
	More of that, please.
	And I will say, this actually happened in the theater.
	Well, first off, there's a lot in the film like this.
	No one can do this.
	It's impossible.
	And I was sitting there going, and I'm not necessarily the best at predicting films, but I was going, they say impossible, but dare I say it, with Maverick, the impossible is in fact possible.
	Yeah, I feel like it's gonna, in fact, be very possible.
	I think it's going to be possible.
	Yeah, I think it's gonna happen.
	I thought you were gonna say you're not the best at going to the movies because you yell at the screen when things like that happen.
	I do.
	But I was surrounded by black people, so they were fun.
	Although I did, this is true, true story.
	Yeah.
	Black woman farted in the theater.
	Now, how did I know it was her?
	Here's exactly how I know it was her.
	I was sitting.
	There's a row back, and there's about four or five family black people.
	She did it on you?
	No.
	It was a black guy, I think his wife or his girlfriend, and then I couldn't see the other two because they were a little bit further away from me.
	But I would have been none the wiser if what exactly happened didn't happen.
	You know, you hear kind of a sort of into the seat.
	Sure.
	And it wasn't the seat moving.
	These weren't reclining seats.
	And so I looked back, and if everyone just played it straight, but the black lady went, I oversold it.
	So I looked, she looked at me and I just went... and she went...
	And moved on.
	She knew, and she knew that I knew, but I wasn't going to rat on her.
	Because I know the culture doesn't appreciate snitching.
	And because you're Americans.
	Yes.
	Because we were more involved with the success of Victory of Maverick.
	You were too far away to smell it, too.
	That's true.
	Well, theoretically.
	But, you know, then afterwards we had to walk out, and I had to go past her at that exit.
	You're walking really fast past her.
	All of a sudden it's the first time you see me wearing a COVID mask.
	Yeah, it's going really quick.
	I'm going to shame you without words.
	Ah, he got an N95.
	It was bad.
	So, I do recommend it.
	You guys should go see it.
	They're saying if this can't save the movie theater, that it's done.
	It sounds like it just did.
	It sounds like it just did.
	The theater I was in was actually not too crowded, but it was a lot of fun.
	Is it corny?
	Sure.
	If you liked the original Top Gun, you should see this.
	Unfortunately, Val Kilmer now looks more like John Voight than Val Kilmer, but I give it two mugs up.
	Go see Top Gun.
	And you know what?
	You can comment below if you liked the film.
	It's been Mug Club Movie Minute.
	That sounds like something Fred Astaire would...
	Yeah.
	I'm just glad Vel's in it.
	For real.
	Well, hold on.
	Is his picture in it, or is he in it?
	No, he's in it.
	Oh, good.
	Alright.
	Thank you.
	Don't play by anyone's rules.
	He's doing a few more movies, too.
	I'm happy for him.
	Well, unfortunately, now the cat's out of the bag.
	He serviced Captain Zeta-Jones.
	Oh!
	Really?
	I love how they were like Admiral Kazansky, aka Iceman.
	I'm like, you don't need the AK.
	Especially when he's 82.
	Yeah, he could just say Iceman.
	You remember him, right?
	His body is now in fact cold as ice.
	I mean, he's in the casket.
	You've been here since the 80s, Maverick.
	He's now embalming fluid man.
	By the way, I knew a fighter pilot and he was like, there's no way their nicknames or call signs would have been that cool.
	Usually it's Dirtbag and Shitface.
	Well, Goose.
	His son was Rooster.
	Goose died.
	By the way, Miles Teller really got into this role to play Goose.
	He really hit the gym.
	I'm like, what?
	He hit the gym to play Goose?
	What, he grew a mustache?
	No, and then what's funny is he did hit the gym and so they show Goose playing the piano.
	They show Miles Teller playing the piano.
	He's got veins in his neck.
	He's like...
	Really?
	Same song?
	He's like, great balls of fire!
	Roid raging.
	Much like Anthony Edwards, too, the mustache just makes him look more like he's 10 years old.
	Yeah, I know.
	Like, didn't quite get it.
	No.
	Both good actors, though.
	I really like Miles Taylor.
	I know he gets a lot of flack.
	I think he's a pretty good actor.
	You guys fixed the ejection seat thing, right?
	Yeah.
	Not in your plane, Rooster.
	Same thing, I can... Okay, good.
	Rooster.
	Why would you get into that field?
	Well, I don't want to spoil it for you, but that also causes some friction between Maverick, because him and Rooster have a little bit of history, via Goose.
	But I'll tell you what, son of a bitch, that Maverick finds a way.
	He's really the Dale Jr.
	of flying planes.
	And Hangman is the Bubba Wallace.
	Alright, we have to engage.
	There's a noose!
	There's a noose!
	That's your ejection pole.
	There's a noose!
	It's gonna break my neck.
	Alright, I'm gonna hit it.
	If you don't want to use it, that's fine, but that's what it is.
	They also don't name the villain in the movie, but they're like, it's a nuclear facility, they're building, you know, enriching uranium and like, and the Iranians would like to get their hands on this.
	It's like, okay.
	And if I'm not mistaken, someone can correct me in the chat or maybe the control room, I think Iran is the only country that actually would still have active F-14s, which appear in the film.
	Because, you know, we gave them to, and by the way, all of these other airplanes and Apaches we gave to the, you know, we gave to the Taliban as a party favor.
	Yeah.
	So, okay, let's move on to something else here too.
	Justin Trudeau, Canada.
	This is my home country.
	Look, I think this is important because a lot of Americans don't realize how quickly this can come to you here.
	How quickly.
	Just how quickly you can lose your rights.
	If you want to see how quickly, look to Canada.
	And this is the country to whom leftists are constantly directing your attention.
	Well, you could be more like Canada.
	If Donald Trump wins, I'm moving to Canada.
	You know, I love Canada because of their lax gun laws, said Alec Baldwin.
	But he didn't understand that they don't have lax gun laws.
	They actually have very strict gun laws.
	He just likes shooting people.
	Yeah.
	They still don't let you commit murder.
	It's his calling card.
	Accidental murder on purpose.
	Right.
	I don't know the legal classification, but he's a dick.
	Yeah, that's what it is.
	He's just a careless murderer.
	Right.
	So Justin Trudeau is back to being, you know, a tyrant.
	And this time he's now banning any new ownership of handguns.
	So we have him here discussing, this is the Prime Minister of Canada for people who don't follow, for people who aren't Canadian.
	You probably don't, no one really cares, but it does matter.
	Here he is discussing the new ban at a press conference.
	We're introducing legislation to implement a national freeze on handgun ownership.
	Sorry, we screwed up.
	Our mistake.
	We have the actual clip right here.
	We're introducing legislation to implement a national freeze on handgun ownership.
	What this means is that it will no longer be possible to buy, sell, transfer, or import handguns.
	Look how smug, how self-satisfied he is.
	Like, in other words, no criminals will get their hands on any of these.
	No.
	We don't border Detroit.
	Right.
	And it's not a real border, it's really just a tunnel.
	To a casino.
	So besides banning, and we're going to get to the timeline of Uvalde, which I think is really important because a lot of people have inaccurate timelines, but this is relevant to that because you're seeing how the world is using it as a springboard for pushing, I don't want to say anti-gun policies, anti-human rights policies.
	So besides the banning of all handguns, it's also going to require military style assault weapons to be turned over via a mandatory A mandatory buyback.
	Confiscation.
	Why don't you just write confiscation?
	Let's be clear, that's what it is in Australia.
	Let's do the math here.
	When they say a mandatory buyback, because the left has sold you on buybacks by the way.
	Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Beto O'Rourke talked about a buyback in Australia.
	What's a mandatory buyback?
	It's the government is going to, look, They're not buying back a gun that you bought from the government, so it's not a buyback.
	Right.
	It's just, we're taking your gun, and we're gonna give you some money so that, you know, you go along with it.
	If you don't go along with it... Well, slightly half the value of it.
	Right.
	It's like eminent domain for your house.
	Exactly.
	This is the same thing for guns.
	And if you don't...
	Go involuntarily with a mandatory buyback.
	How do they enforce it?
	By their guys with guns.
	Just to be clear.
	Their guys with guns will take your guns, mandatorily.
	Now here's the thing, they're also saying assault weapons.
	Okay, maybe Canada's a little further ahead of the curve than we are, and they have a clear definition, because we don't really know what that means in the United States.
	Oh, here's a problem.
	There's no legal definition.
	So, Prime Minister Blackface said, the government would seek to come up with one that could not be easily circumvented by gun makers.
	Okay, shouldn't you know that before you try and press a law?
	Also, I'm not so much concerned about laws, you know, technicalities as it relates to assault weapons being circumvented by gun makers.
	I'm more so concerned about you circumventing people's basic human rights by creating arbitrary laws like pistol grip illegal, rifle grip legal.
	Just new ways to control people's God-given right to self-defense.
	And that's what it is.
	It's your right to self-defense.
	I wouldn't be surprised if they never came out with a definition for that, because right now, he said, until then, we'll have it on a case-by-case basis, where they basically just get to decide, okay, on a case-by-case basis, we don't like that gun, we don't like that gun, we don't like that gun.
	Sorry, we haven't found one that we do like!
	It's weird!
	Yeah, I remember during lockdowns, though, it worked really well in Australia.
	And judging by all the masked people behind him and him unmasked, it's no prediction of the future.
	No, not at all.
	They also did a pitbull ban in Canada and the UK.
	And look, I understand there's people who are against it.
	He's a terrible musician.
	Alright, anyone who plays Gasolina after Labor Day wearing white pants.
	Yeah, it's just not fair.
	No, they did a pitbull ban, but then people were losing their white boxers.
	Well, it looks like a pit bull.
	So whether you're for or against a pit bull ban, you can't just have it on a case-by-case basis.
	You do need to have a definition, because then they were taking away bulldogs, they were taking away white boxers, they were taking away American bulldogs, which they are not pit bulls at all.
	They're bull breeds, but neither is a mastiff.
	This is something that's important.
	And so when you do it on a case-by-case basis, and the government is the one who determines the case, that ends up being a serious problem.
	That's tragic and stupid.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, but it happened in Canada.
	I didn't even know that happened.
	Yep, and it's happened in the UK too.
	Joe Lewis would be illegal in the UK.
	Because he looks like a pit bull.
	Yeah, there's zero pit in him.
	Oh, I know, yeah.
	But people see him, they're like, he looks like a big pit.
	That's how stupid it is, and I've had to experience it.
	I have to educate people, you know, he's not a pit bull.
	They're not really fighting dogs, they're hunting dogs.
	But the point is, it's a silly country, and guess what?
	If your rights are not inalienable, meaning that your rights aren't given to you, granted to you by God, even if you're an atheist, you should appreciate That the Constitution says, our job is not to grant rights, our job is to recognize rights.
	And then you can have George Carlin saying, rights are made up, man, as he speaks freely in the United States, which he wouldn't be allowed to do in other countries, like our friends who were arrested for being stand-up comedians.
	Now, here's something else.
	It's important to note.
	I guess it's not something else, it's based on what was discussed.
	There's no constitutional right to own a firearm in Canada.
	1993 there was a Canadian Supreme Court case and it ruled that Canadians, unlike Americans, do not have a constitutional right to bear arms.
	So to be clear, They're proud of it.
	That's the ballgame.
	And what do they say when they say, a mandatory buyback?
	They are going to take Canadians' guns away.
	They justify it by saying, well, what are you going to do?
	We don't have a constitution.
	Now, let's go to the United States.
	What do they say?
	Well, the second amendment is an absolute.
	We don't need the constitution.
	Look at the court case, Heller v. D.C.
	They didn't argue.
	Oh, Bumpstock.
	They didn't argue.
	Oh, Class 3 Stamp.
	They said, private citizens, you have no right to own a firearm whatsoever.
	That is exclusively for the military and cops.
	That's what Canada is doing right now.
	That's exactly what they want here in the United States.
	By the way, I don't know if you knew this, I mean, being from Canada a little bit, that they have it to where you can't fire more than five rounds without having to reload.
	So the magazine capacity limit is five rounds.
	Did you know that?
	Sounds like Tocanow when they're on his honeymoon.
	Can you imagine, though?
	Five rounds.
	There we go.
	Fine.
	A home intruder.
	Bang, bang.
	I miss.
	Okay, I'm trying to hit again.
	Bang, bang, bang.
	I'm nervous.
	Okay, now I'm just dead.
	You're failing to understand the equation.
	The gangbangers breaking into your house, they too only have five rounds.
	Yes, because they always play by the rules. I thought actually they said most of their gun
	crime in Canada was committed by people who had illegally smuggled the guns in from the United
	States. And so just like, you know, Pennsylvania or the state of New York actually will blame
	other, you know, blame Pennsylvania or some other state because their gun laws aren't,
	you know, tight enough. Yeah, exactly.
	Indiana blames, you know, or...
	Illinois blames Indiana.
	Yeah.
	Chicago blames Indiana.
	Wisconsin.
	Yeah, of course.
	So what you're saying is we need- But they don't have that gun crime there in Wisconsin.
	They have it in Chicago, but it's Indiana's fault.
	But if you play this out, Canada, the United States, Mexico, and every other South American country all the way down to, you know, wherever has to have the same gun laws.
	Otherwise, they can just be like, well, they just keep coming in illegally from, you know, them.
	I love how he just ran out of countries to name.
	I did.
	Yeah.
	I was going to say Argentina, Chile, you know, they both go down all the way.
	Chile, I love how that's the only one he pronounces that way.
	He didn't say Mexico.
	We all call it Chile.
	Patagonia.
	Peru.
	Do you want to talk about Brasil?
	Brasilia.
	Yeah, how are you going to pronounce it?
	Montevideo.
	Do you pronounce Spain?
	España?
	Costa Rica.
	You gotta roll.
	Welcome to the Dominican Republic.
	So, of course, by the way, Trudeau used this as an opportunity to shame America.
	And this is one of those things where people say find common ground.
	He's using this to shame America.
	We're saying the same thing, only he's like, isn't America terrible?
	And I'm reading what he's saying, hearing what he's saying, going, aren't we better than Canada?
	So, here he is saying, we need only look south of the border to know that if we do not take action firmly and rapidly, it gets worse and worse and worse and more difficult to counter.
	Yeah, of course, because there's nary a gun crime in Canada.
	I don't know if you know this, my hometown Montreal, we were the pioneers for school shootings, mass shootings.
	Now, is this anecdotal?
	Sure, but I experienced this in my lifetime.
	Right?
	At École Polytechnique.
	That was 1989, I believe.
	It was 19 women were killed.
	They were lined up execution style.
	I think the guy lost his job of like an affirmative action thing.
	He was pissed off.
	Or it was 14.
	It was 19.
	It was 14.
	It was something somewhere between 14 and 19 women.
	I can't remember how many were killed, how many were injured.
	I know it was at least 14 were killed.
	There was the Concordia shooting in 1992.
	Four people were killed.
	That's a major university.
	There was Dawson College.
	My friends were there in 2006.
	I did a show, a stand-up show at Dawson the next year in 2007.
	One person was killed, 19 were injured because the shooter was not very capable.
	Here's something even scarier to me, when you're not just talking about mass shootings.
	In Nova Scotia, there was a man who killed 23 people on multiple separate occasions and locations.
	He was just roaming for days with his gun, killing people.
	Wow.
	The cops couldn't get... No one could do anything because no one had guns!
	Scott Thompson from Kids in the Hall, I was reading the book about them.
	He was involved in a school shooting.
	The kid who sat behind him shot a bunch of people.
	That was in the 70s in Canada.
	Wow.
	Where was he?
	Outside of Toronto, I think.
	I believe.
	But think of how scary that is.
	Not just one event, a shooting, and they get swarmed by police, but one guy just roaming around with a gun and he knows he can do this unfettered.
	23 people killed.
	Hey, there's something very similar that happened here in Texas, Sutherland Springs.
	A guy shot up a church.
	And he was getting into his car to go to another church and shoot it up, and he was stopped by Stephen Williford with an AR-15, who by the way was on this show that night.
	This was the first show that he did.
	Because he didn't trust the media to portray the actual story.
	And guess what?
	When they talk about mass shootings, and it never includes Sutherland Springs, it's one of the most deadly ever.
	Absolutely.
	And one of the things you saw there in 2020, that's when that last shooting happened in Nova Scotia, that's when they started pushing this gun legislation.
	In New Zealand, they did their mandatory buybacks, their mandatory whatever, right after they had a mass shooting.
	In Australia, they did their mandatory buyback right after they had a mass shooting.
	And I know a number of liberals out there probably like, that's the appropriate response.
	No!
	No, you don't give up your rights because you're all of a sudden afraid.
	I get it.
	It sucks to live in a world where you can die or your kids can die in a senseless act of violence.
	You fix the problem.
	Getting rid of guns doesn't fix the problem.
	It just ensures that bad guys are the only ones that are going to have guns.
	Period.
	That's it.
	And I try to avoid the abortion and gun control comparison, because I think a lot of people make it,
	and they're gonna be lazy.
	But I do think there's an important delineation to make here
	that people often miss.
	They go, oh, you wanna ban abortions, and it's gonna be, then people are gonna get illegal,
	but you're saying ban guns?
	No, no, here's kind of the subjects that I think people miss.
	It's sort of like the prohibition and war on drugs.
	You're talking about something different, right?
	When we enacted prohibition, you're talking about an activity
	in which 90-something percent of Americans engaged and made it illegal.
	That's going to be a problem, because behaviorally people have already developed
	that this is a part of the culture, whereas legalizing all drugs,
	and I'm not saying that we shouldn't legalize all drugs, I'm not talking about the war on drugs,
	I'm saying you're taking some of the very few, well, only a few percent of Americans actively engage in,
	and then saying, all right, go nuts.
	So it's different.
	The way that it would actually affect human behavior in the country is different.
	The same thing when people say, okay, abortion, let's compare it to gun control.
	What you are saying is if we outlaw abortion, or late-term abortion, or abortion in any capacity,
	what you are saying is that Law-abiding, lifetime law-abiding women en masse are going to go break the law and get illegal abortions.
	However, if we ban firearms, lifetime serial criminals are going to start obeying the law.
	The difference there is you were talking about in the abortion case, women who are law-abiding and you have to make the leap that all of a sudden they'll break the law.
	You have to believe the exact flip of that with gun control.
	That criminals who've already continually broken the law and decided to commit mass murder will obey the law.
	See that difference?
	It's an important difference to understand.
	Well, it's also assuming that somebody with a handgun is going to do, you know, it just doesn't make sense.
	These are the shotguns not going to kill as many people?
	It doesn't make sense.
	Yeah, you already have laws in Canada where you have to reload.
	You have to have five round capacity, right?
	And that's it.
	So you're telling me that that's not enough.
	Now, no new handguns.
	Yeah, you can't have knives with green handles.
	Like, it doesn't make sense.
	Exactly.
	I've never seen gun reform that makes sense.
	Say something that might make sense.
	How about if an 18-year-old twitchy kid comes into your store, maybe you'd look into it harder?
	Yeah.
	And I'm not saying that you have to, and people might get mad at that.
	I don't care.
	Like, there's certain things that you could say that might actually make sense, but instead, they leap to the most ridiculous thing possible.
	Well, not only that, but even if they try and pass common-sense gun reform, what do they say?
	They say, well, this is a compromise.
	It never is, though.
	A compromise is a give and take, right?
	There's never a give.
	So let's even look at the red flag laws.
	That's something where people talk about, okay, people who should be flagged, people who—your neighbor, basically, or people who are concerned for your well-being, your mental health, that they can flag you to the FBI or to the local authorities.
	Okay.
	That's the idea.
	And it sounds to people—it sounds good on its surface.
	Of course, we all know how that can be abused, but there's— Or never listened to, mainly.
	Right.
	That's a take.
	What's the give?
	How about this?
	And I'm not saying that we should do this, but I've never seen this attached to the red flag laws.
	And by the way, anyone who abuses the red flag law and falsely flags somebody is sentenced to 10 years in a federal penitentiary and fined up to half a million dollars.
	How about that?
	So it's just as stern of a punishment to use it frivolously.
	That would be a give and take.
	I think you might get more people on board with it because then it makes it something serious.
	But when you just say, hey, red flag laws and people who are anti-gun anyway have no skin in the game, just like they can report parents to CPS if they don't put their kid on puberty blockers, guess what?
	It's only a take.
	Yeah.
	Well, and it was the same thing with the no-fly list.
	Do you remember how many people got put on the no-fly list?
	Like, oh, it's a fantastic thing.
	And this person, like, what?
	Yeah.
	Because there are... Senators were on no-fly lists.
	I think Stephen Hayes, the commentator, was on a no-fly list.
	Well, no, it's just that you had a common name.
	That's what happened, is you were put on a no-fly list.
	Right?
	Yeah.
	That's the take.
	What's the give?
	What's the give?
	Government can only take.
	Again, because government doesn't serve to give, our government serves to recognize.
	That's why we are so different from these other countries.
	People need to understand that.
	You don't have the right to free speech in Canada.
	It doesn't exist.
	You don't have the right to self-defense in Canada.
	Look, here's the thing.
	This is something people are not going to want to hear, too, before we get into the timeline of Uvalde, which is very disturbing, and I will tell you what, just not for The exact reasons that you may think, though those as well, but as more has come out, I've found myself disgusted with the media, I've found myself disgusted with corrupt police departments, and we've discussed this in the past, you know, I don't support all cops, I support good cops.
	But before we get to that, You know what, let's get to that and then I'll go back to this because I know we're running late on time.
	Okay, the Uvalde shooting.
	All right, let's get to the timeline here.
	A lot of you may not know.
	Right now, comment, before you watch this segment, what is your impression of the Uvalde shooting?
	What do you believe happened?
	Because I bet you I will get 20 different recaps here.
	Well, it's because we've been given 20.
	We've been given 20 different recaps.
	We weren't even given the right count.
	No, we weren't even given the right count.
	By the way, hit the share button if you can.
	Sharing is caring, and YouTube, the algorithm value sharing, I guess right now, and likes, all that stuff.
	I appreciate it.
	If you don't do it, that's fine.
	Consider joining my club.
	Let's go back to then, okay?
	Then, what we were told.
	The Texas Department of Public Safety, um, and their lieutenant, Chris Oliveira, said that police engaged with the gunman.
	So this is what we even talked about on this show.
	I said it, yeah.
	You said it.
	You screwed up.
	I know, I believe- No, you didn't screw- yeah, you screwed up, you trusted him.
	Uh, said that he engaged with the gunman as he entered the school, and it's just a- it- by the way, it happens to be an inaccuracy that makes these guys look more heroic than the cowards they were.
	At that point we had local law enforcement, school officers as well as state troopers who were first on scene and were able to hear the actual gunshots inside the classroom.
	They tried to make entry into the building.
	They were met with gunfire by the suspect, by the shooter.
	Some of those officers were shot.
	So at that point they began breaking windows around the school, trying to evacuate children, teachers, anybody they could, trying to get them out of that building, out of that school.
	Okay.
	You'd think if someone had the correct information at that point, you wouldn't expect a couple of comics and a smart guy here in a... in a studio to have it.
	Yeah.
	But you would think the lieutenant... I think that was Pablo Francisco.
	Yeah.
	Well, and they said a resource officer confronted the gunman as he was going into the school, but didn't engage.
	So how did this guy not know?
	Yeah.
	Well, the next day, Lieutenant Olivera said there... It actually didn't happen.
	A day later.
	Officers are there.
	The initial officers, they received gunfire.
	They don't make entry initially because of the gunfire they're receiving.
	It was reported that a school district police officer confronted the suspect that was making entry.
	By your guys?
	Not accurate.
	He walked in unrestructed initially.
	Oops.
	I hope one of those balloons don't pop.
	They might all shit their pants.
	Good they wore brown.
	But at least they get to go home that night.
	And look!
	You're listening, and I want to be clear, because I was just pulled over by some police officers yesterday.
	I wasn't pulled over.
	I was a quick trip, and then they saw me, and they knocked on my window, like, hey, just so you know, we kind of like your show and stuff.
	And I said, do you know that we're all pissed off with police right now?
	I said, I'm not a Black Lives Matter guy.
	I'm not a defund the police.
	But do you understand why we're pissed off?
	He said, I get it.
	I get it.
	I said, you know, people saying that your primary priority is to go home that night?
	The guy said, not when there are kids being shot.
	I said, exactly.
	Not when there are children being shot.
	So this is the problem, too, before I get into the exact timeline.
	Down to the second.
	This is the problem with, we discussed this last week, where they were saying, we want more LGBTQ officers.
	We want more black officers.
	No, no, no.
	We want more officers of character.
	But that would require judgment, right?
	This is a society where we don't judge anybody.
	We accept everyone's reality as though it is reality.
	We need officers with character.
	And I will tell you this.
	If people are being mowed down in a classroom, and you had every warning and ample time to stop them, but you weren't ready, you didn't have enough cover fire, I'm sorry.
	Don't take the oath.
	Don't take the oath.
	Your priority is not to go home.
	Your priority at that point is to make sure that those six, seven-year-olds, eight-year-olds go home.
	And there are many, many instances here of the police officers abdicating duty, abandoning their post.
	And it's not in line with what training should be.
	I don't know what it is in this department.
	So, police officers, not all cops.
	But you know what?
	You do need to clean ranks.
	As far as the shitty cops, and I'm not talking about cops who just pull over black people, you know, for driving while black.
	That's not what this is about.
	This is about the really the primary duty of a police officer.
	It's not to give out speeding tickets when you're hiding behind an overpass.
	I know you get more civilian interactions and so you get your promotions that way.
	No, it's about laying down your life for people who require protection, namely the most vulnerable among us, like children.
	Okay, so let's go through the timeline.
	11 a.m.
	Shooter posted on Facebook that he was going to shoot his grandmother.
	And he did!
	Shot her in the face.
	Yeah.
	She went to the neighbor and called 911.
	She's a hero.
	Tough old broad.
	Yes.
	Good for her.
	There's a hero!
	Approximately 11.15, he then posted on Facebook that he planned to shoot up the school.
	Hey, you know, there's an algorithm on Facebook and there's an algorithm on YouTube that if we have a thumbnail with a gun in it, it'll be throttled and notifications won't go out.
	If you guys are so advanced, how about screening for, I am going to shoot up a school, if you're going to?
	There's no way they didn't see that.
	Yeah, just the words, I am going to shoot.
	Right.
	Maybe that ought to pop a flag.
	You guys are at warp speed to get us taken down when we're doing parody.
	You have to make exceptions for people reviewing the comedic classic Stop or My Mom Will Shoot.
	Yeah, somebody made a video with Van Halen's music.
	They have to get to it.
	Sorry.
	So, 1127.
	There was a video that showed the door to the school.
	Really important, by the way.
	The door was an entry.
	It was open before all of this started.
	Right.
	Now, here's the thing.
	I understand that sometimes if there's a break and there was some kind of a ceremony going on, you're not going to scan everyone's ID card and the door's going to be open.
	Once you hear a crash and shooting outside, however, probably a good idea to close it.
	Yeah.
	The teacher didn't get it.
	Not a hero, just to be clear.
	Just to be clear.
	Grandma?
	Hero.
	Teacher?
	Not.
	I know you want us to believe these are all the true, these are all the real heroes.
	No, no, the real heroes are people who act heroically.
	And no, teaching a Zoom class that's really tired and grading papers after hours doesn't count.
	I can see her being panicked, though, and relying on a police force.
	Yeah.
	I mean, you may have forgotten that she may have forgotten that she did it, she may have been scared, and I think most police, by the way, would probably Have done a lot different.
	I'm very confused by this entire presentation.
	Well, I think it'll clear it up with the time.
	So 1127, the door is open, okay?
	Then 1128, this psychopath crashes the truck near the school.
	I don't know if we have a picture of the truck crash.
	It looks like a cartoon crash.
	The wheels go out.
	It looks like one of those, you know, like a truck that has a personality that's like, I'm tired, and goes...
	It doesn't even look real.
	So he crashes out there.
	Looks like Toontown.
	Teacher saw the crash.
	Went inside, called 9-1-1.
	This is now the second 9-1-1 call.
	Still left the door open.
	That's the teacher who propped the door open to begin with.
	Propped the door open, called 9-1-1.
	So in other words, we now know, this has been posted, there have been 9-1-1 calls that he's going to go shoot up the school.
	Doors open, okay, crash outside, she calls 911, this teacher, or teacher, yeah, I think it was a, this teacher was a female, right?
	Because I'm trying to get, make sure I have everything, everything correct here, because there were people who came in who weren't in the police force, there were people who weren't necessarily teaching in that classroom, but everything that I tell you, all references available at lodowithcreditor.com, this is an important timeline.
	Call 911, second call to 911, still leaving the door open.
	Now, he had two nearby men, they approach a suspect, the gun shot at them, they weren't injured, okay.
	1130 a.m.
	9-1-1 was called.
	Crash was reported.
	The name of the teacher is being covered anonymously in reports, probably because she left the door open.
	So, uh, 1131.
	Police arrive.
	They don't initially see the gunman.
	The gunman was shooting at the school from behind parked cars in the parking lot.
	So first off, this is someone who's clearly mentally disturbed.
	I want to know, why did he crash his car?
	What, I mean, he, was he inebriated?
	And then he's shooting at the school from Behind a parked car in the parking lot.
	Yeah.
	At this point, Howard, there's two 911 calls.
	He's not even in the school.
	He's shooting at the school.
	Where are you, cops?
	Shoot him now!
	Now!
	They're 10 minutes late already.
	Yes!
	It should have been at the crash.
	Right.
	Should have been at the crash.
	Should have been at the crash.
	The guy gets out.
	Oh, wait.
	Stephen Williford with the Sutherland Springs shooting.
	What happened?
	The guy shot up a church guard in his car.
	Stephen Williford between... I can't remember if it was getting out of his car...
	Or if it was while he was driving, but between the two shootings that the man had planned, Stephen Williford shot him and killed him.
	Just a random good guy with a gun.
	NRA certified instructor, by the way.
	Now we have 1133 a.m.
	The gunman entered the school through the door that was left open.
	Fired more than a hundred rounds.
	There's audio evidence.
	And he entered into one of the rooms.
	It's either 111 or 112.
	I don't want to give you the wrong number right now because we don't know exactly what it was.
	The earlier reports, like we saw, they said that he was met Engaged by a school resource officer.
	That's not true.
	Okay.
	So we are now at the point where the man has threatened on Facebook, has shot his grandmother, who then called 9-1-1 and said he is out there.
	He has posted twice publicly on Facebook, one of which is saying I'm going to shoot the school.
	He has crashed his car.
	There have been another two 9-1-1 calls placed.
	Gotten out of his car and shot in the parking lot at the school.
	And now he has gone into the school and fired a hundred rounds.
	No one's engaged him yet?
	You don't know, man.
	You don't know how hard it is to be a cop.
	You know what?
	You're right.
	But here's the thing.
	I haven't tasted a shit stew.
	I'm willing to bet that it sucks.
	That's true.
	I've not been a police officer.
	I think this is a bad job.
	So now at 11.35, finally three officers Go through the school, same door.
	Thank God.
	Problem solved.
	Oh wait, they briefly exchanged fire with the shooter, two were grays, and then more officers entered the school afterward.
	That's four more officers, by the way.
	Every single law enforcement official around the country that talks about school shootings says, you do not assume that it is a hostage situation.
	You assume that this person is on a killing spree and time matters.
	You go in as quickly as possible.
	So now we've got six officers.
	Three and four, I think.
	Well, three and four or two and four.
	But a killing spree.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	What were you going?
	You're going, oh.
	It's just, this is dangerous.
	Yeah.
	That's the job.
	Yeah.
	100 rounds have been fired now, not including the rounds outside.
	You've had three 9-1-1 calls at this point.
	So at some point between the first burst of shots and the second, there was a code black that was announced in the cafeteria.
	And reportedly, employees didn't even know what that meant.
	They said, code black?
	They said, huh?
	Just like they said, hey, officers, engage.
	What?
	I'm going to wait.
	8, 1137, 16 more rounds, 1143 school broadcast over Facebook that they were in lockdown,
	11-37.
	1151, more police arrived.
	Great!
	Alright, they did their job.
	How far into this do we have to get?
	1154, parents and police are now gathered outside the building.
	Now here's the thing.
	I guess if the police We're more concerned with engaging the gunman than they were stopping the parents who were willing to lay down their lives to save their children from the gunman.
	Instead, they were pepper spraying and restraining parents trying to get to their kids.
	It's like a real-life Mystic River, only the police are completely in the wrong.
	Here's a clip.
	I think you have that there, Token Owen.
	Clip X. Alright.
	So for people who haven't seen this, look, this is why cops can't be the only people with guns.
	Let me tell you why.
	Let me put this in a nutshell.
	Those cops weren't willing to defend those children with all of their firearms.
	Parents who didn't even have them were.
	They were willing to lay down their lives for their kids.
	The cops were not.
	Those parents should have guns.
	They have the right to defend their children.
	And you don't have the right to stop them.
	Not if you're not doing anything.
	Do we have that clip?
	What the f*** is wrong with y'all?
	Oh, yeah. We're taking care.
	Let me ask you this.
	I'm going to go.
	Hopefully we don't get banned for this because, you know, hey, they talked about rioting and assaulting officers who did nothing wrong with Black Lives Matter protests.
	If you're a parent and that's your kid in the school, what do you do?
	I'm going in.
	Yeah, is there anything that stops you?
	Is there anything that stops you?
	Comment below.
	Comment below.
	Does that make you an extremist?
	Hasn't the cop kind of put themselves in a situation if they're stopping a parent that it's either the kid or discomfort for the police officer?
	And by discomfort I mean could be a shove, could be a punch.
	Would you not use any means necessary when over a hundred rounds have been shot, and 9-1-1 calls have been made, and there are six or seven officers who are already in that school doing jack shit?
	Who cares if there's 50 people grabbing him like Stalin?
	Like, it just doesn't... It just doesn't make sense.
	They're screaming, they're crying.
	They know there's kids in there.
	They're stopping parents.
	That's one cop who's not inside.
	Right.
	We have to wait for SWAT, because we don't have something to break down the door.
	Hey, I don't know if you saw this.
	The school has a lot of windows.
	We broke in with a rock.
	Oh, so it's a high school classroom door.
	Well, they do have hollow doors in the way that they wedge themselves.
	You do need something that would actually break.
	It wouldn't be easy to break down the door, but that's not the only way in.
	Yeah.
	It's not the only way in.
	And they knew that it was still ongoing.
	You heard the parents say it's still going on.
	He's not dead yet.
	So now we're about an hour in.
	12.03pm.
	We're about an hour in because this is an hour from when he said he was going to shoot his grandma, shot his grandma, and started.
	So an hour from there.
	And we're a good 20 minutes, half hour in here with the school.
	Not even counting the night before when he was sending out messages to people that people could have seen.
	And that was not that girl's fault.
	No, no, no.
	We're an hour in from him shooting his grandmother who called 911.
	So it's 12.03pm.
	19 officers.
	are inside the school at this point.
	There were three 9-1-1 calls made from inside the classroom by a girl student at 12-03, 12-10, 12-13.
	That's 3rd, 4th, 5th.
	Recording that multiple people were dead saying, where are the officers?
	Sorry, sweetheart.
	They're the only people allowed to have guns.
	So don't act like you have the corner on outrage because students were killed.
	It is outrageous.
	It's disgusting.
	It's evil.
	But it's also evil to say only these people can have guns.
	Who, by the way, we've been saying for years are completely ill-equipped and we've ensured that they are less equipped because we've defunded them in many instances.
	She's saying, where are the cops?
	What is she saying?
	Where are the people with guns to stop this guy with a gun?
	That's what she's saying.
	That's fourth and fifth calls.
	And there are 19 officers in the school.
	Not doing anything?
	12-11.
	An officer announced to the parents that the students would be moved to the nearby funeral home for reunification.
	Even though they hadn't been saved yet.
	Yeah, I think they had evacuated some parts, like the other wings of the building.
	Right.
	But in other words, the parents are pissed, going, what about my kids?
	Oh, that's an ongoing situation.
	What do you mean by that?
	We're not doing anything.
	We're monitoring.
	12-15.
	Border Patrol tactical units began arriving.
	1216 and 1219, that same student dialed 911.
	These are now the sixth and seventh calls.
	Yeah.
	Why don't you just call the cops?
	Why do you need a gun?
	I understand that a student girl is not going to have a gun, but this same situation occurs all the time if you look at police response times across the United States.
	Why don't you just call the only guys with guns?
	You mean the guys who you said are corrupt and just want to shoot black people?
	Which I don't believe is true, because statistically it is untrue, but I do believe that they're Inept bureaucracies, as we see with this police department.
	12-17.
	The school posted on Facebook there was an active shooter.
	Well, thank you.
	Thank you for that news alert.
	Shooter began firing again.
	12-21.
	Possibly at the door.
	We don't know exactly.
	12-30.
	School announced on Facebook that reunification would actually be at the high school.
	They seem really concerned with, hey, here's the meeting place, like it's at a theme park.
	We're gonna meet by the, uh, we're gonna meet by the big, uh, the big drop roller coaster.
	Okay, guys?
	Let's meet back here.
	Hey, how about you save the people who are in a room with a gunman?
	And by the way, I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but you've got dozens of guys with guns.
	Are they all stupid, or are they all pussies?
	12.36 p.m.
	Female student from inside the classroom called 911 again!
	That's the eighth 911 call.
	She was told to stay on the line.
	Then at 1243 and at 1247 she told them, send police.
	Now.
	1240, the school posted to Facebook again to change the reunification location to the Civic Center.
	Well, thank you school.
	Thank you real heroes for making sure that the people who aren't in an absolute melee know where to go.
	1250, the police finally got the, wait for it, the key to unlock the door.
	Oh!
	Oh, hold on a second.
	Our police force there, the Uvalde police are so equipped that who'd have thought the door would need a key, asshole?
	Didn't you have a contingency plan?
	You're the police force.
	You're sworn to serve and protect and a guy locks the door and that screws your whole plan right there?
	You should be the only guys with guns.
	Do you know how many keys are on a janitor's ring?
	I know.
	That's a lot.
	Especially if it's a cartoon janitor.
	I know.
	Sorry, I don't mean to make light of it.
	No, no, it's okay.
	It's absolutely insanely stupid that I can't wrap my head around it.
	And by the way, a couple of things.
	This is not, again to be clear, this is not what they're trained to do.
	Not at all.
	This is what we talked about.
	Remember, they wanted to ban chokeholds.
	Yeah.
	Because society says, ban chokeholds.
	Not only that, but they want to ban officers like Mr. Kerr, that coach.
	Ban officers in Oakland.
	So they don't want officers at schools.
	Which, you know what?
	Maybe you guys have a point.
	If they're all going to be like this.
	Right.
	But, uh, they don't want officers at school.
	At schools.
	They don't want chokeholds.
	They don't want lethal weapons.
	Remember, they want them to have tasers?
	Cops?
	Like, the fewer of them should have firearms.
	Yeah, and less funding would definitely get better quality officers.
	Right, yeah, exactly.
	Makes perfect sense.
	And we got Flack for saying, well, no, you shouldn't ban chokeholds, because that is just, again, it's a lack of education.
	It's not understanding the use of a chokehold.
	And we showed it here on the show.
	People say, oh, we need to, what?
	We need to have police officers who are less equipped to deal with violence.
	Hey, you know what?
	How about you send in the social workers?
	Maybe they have some kind of a universal key.
	I don't know.
	Send in the social workers to deal with them.
	This is why you're not looking for LGBTQ or black officers or female officers.
	You're looking for officers who are capable of good character and willing to go in and cause irreparable harm to someone who needs it.
	When appropriate.
	When appropriate.
	That guy shooting up those kids?
	Yeah.
	That's a weak man.
	You need a strong man.
	You need an officer to go in and help handle that.
	Yep, might be outgunned.
	Yep, might not be prepared.
	Guess what?
	That's what you signed up for.
	Yeah.
	I follow a couple of Special Forces guys on Twitter and they were saying that it is impossible, it is physically impossible for one person to hold a room that has the windows and has the door.
	There's no way.
	There's absolutely no way with even the most basic training for that person to be able to withstand some kind of an onslaught from cops.
	there's no way. How about citizens?
	How about citizens?
	The windows can be broken with a rock. Now I'm not saying that this is
	the exact strategy, but how about lining up, how about sneaking up like a firing
	squad, there he is, shoot until you hear it go click
	at the shooter. Tell the girl who's already on 911 with the police who aren't
	doing anything to inform her fellow classmates to get down or find cover
	wherever they can. There could be collateral damage.
	I understand and that's absolutely terrible, but at this point they will all be
	collateral damage unless something is done.
	Shoot through the window at the shooter.
	Because I gotta wait for my superior and I don't want to get written up for this.
	Guess what?
	Those parents were willing to.
	Now, here's the thing.
	They did this wrong even after they just had performed training only a handful of weeks before the shooting.
	According to the New York Times, the training states that officers' first priority is to move in and confront the attacker.
	They did not do that.
	Why?
	Out of fear.
	The problem is not guns.
	The problem is not police.
	The problem on both sides of this equation is weak men.
	Yeah, you don't want to die a hero.
	Right.
	Well, people who are just concerned with their own safety, right?
	It's every single, every single toady.
	I was just doing my job.
	That's every police officer here.
	Yeah.
	19 people?
	Yeah, it's fine to be concerned with your own safety.
	You just have to pick a different job.
	Yes.
	If you're that concerned, you have to pick a different job.
	Your job is to run towards gunfire, not away from it.
	Yep.
	Well, give me a gun.
	And not to prevent parents from running towards it to save their kids.
	If my kid's in there, give me a gun.
	Yeah.
	I'll go in there.
	I will go as far as my adrenaline will take me.
	Well, they would probably be in there in record time if your kid wasn't wearing his N95 during the reintroduction to school.
	Well, that's true.
	Then you should be, of course, tasing the parents.
	Or if you went in to have some words with a teacher because your daughter was sexually
	assaulted by a boy claiming to be a girl in the restroom.
	They'll tackle you for that.
	So this is the problem that people see, and again, it's not all police officers, but you
	guys need to clean ranks.
	This is where, this is where police officers can say, hey, hey, that's not what we do.
	And if it is what you, that's not what we're supposed to do.
	None of this blue wall of silence.
	And that doesn't always happen.
	But I was speaking with some police officers here this week, and they didn't know.
	They were going, yeah, I hear the shooter.
	He was there for like something.
	He was there a while.
	I'm going, don't you know this?
	Shouldn't you guys be having a PowerPoint presentation on how to not be a cop?
	How to not handle an active shooter situation?
	They should be teaching you this now.
	If you're a cop and you don't know exactly this timeline that I am laying out right now, you're bad at your job.
	The only point to mistakes being made in life is so you can learn from them.
	So, let's also look at the Evaldi training explicitly stated.
	Again, just so people know, these are weak, cowardly men.
	This isn't even the training protocol.
	It's not the training.
	It's not the firearm.
	It's weak men.
	Training says, as first responders, we must recognize that innocent life must be defended.
	First responder unwilling to place the lives of the innocent above their own safety should consider another career field.
	Well, that message must have fallen on deaf ears.
	Also, by the way, This is case in point.
	It was an off-duty border patrol agent.
	You know those evil people?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Who put people in cages.
	Off-duty, who heard about it from a woman, who I believe was a teacher, in the school, borrowed someone else's gun, was the person who went in and stopped the shooter.
	Now, I know what you're thinking.
	Was it one of those militias?
	People with ran... No.
	One.
	One non-working police officer, with a borrowed gun, Fixed what 19 officers and a setup perimeter and a digital compound satellite truck couldn't do.
	What do you think?
	You think some random good guy with a gun is going to stop?
	Yep!
	Yeah.
	Yep, and I think in many instances they're more effective than police officers.
	And what is he, a hero?
	Oh, and he's also, what's the word?
	Alive.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Oh, that's odd.
	Yeah.
	I wonder if 19 people could have stayed alive had they gone in there.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Well, 19 people did.
	Cops.
	Yuvaldi basically said they wanted everybody to be trained and ready for an active shooter situation eight weeks prior to this incident, by the way.
	Eight weeks prior they had training.
	And that training probably included something like locking doors and barricading yourself in classrooms.
	You know what the training didn't include?
	A couple of people on campus that were concealed carry permit holders that were willing to go and get a gun to go and stop the bad guy.
	Because if that had happened, if that had been part of the protocol, this may have ended much, much differently early on.
	That has to be a part of the training.
	Otherwise, we're just playing at this.
	We're not actually trying to do anything.
	No, he could have banned all guns, though, and then it could have just gone on for way longer.
	That would have been a better idea.
	That's gotta be it.
	Well, there was a woman who saved her two children.
	We're hearing more reports and stories, and there were other teachers who were clearing other rooms, but in many instances, these people didn't have firearms, so they're not able to do anything other than get the other people who aren't right in front of the shooter's destructive path out of the way.
	Yeah, I'm not saying that teachers should be forced to own guns.
	No one is saying that.
	No, no, no, no.
	Especially when you look at the LGBTQ AIP experiment that's taking place where they freak out if they can't tell their students about who they're scissoring that weekend.
	I don't want those people to be forced to own firearms, but I do want people, teachers, who want to own firearms, or faculty who want to own firearms, who can carry firearms everywhere else in the country because they are law-abiding citizens.
	By the way, less likely to commit crimes There you go.
	How about this?
	Got it right here.
	Joe Biden, you want to give everybody in America that has student debt $10,000 off of their student debt right now.
	How about this?
	How about we provide funding so that they have free training?
	There you go. How about this? Got it right here. Joe Biden, you want to give everybody in America
	that has student debt $10,000 off of their student debt right now. How about this? How
	about we give every single school $5,000 to give to two individuals to pay them every single year
	to have concealed carry and to be able to go in and stop these situations? Yeah. I think we will.
	I think we would absolutely fund that.
	We would probably vote on it today and it would be passed and be on your desk tomorrow.
	And just to be clear, I'm not even just saying, well, you know what, the school should not be a gun-free zone, period, and anyone should be able to... No, no, look, how about a baby step?
	How about a compromise, right?
	A give and take?
	How about this?
	I will agree that if someone has a firearm in a school, whether it's a teacher, faculty member, dean, principal, whatever it is, that, unlike the citizen, you know, whose rights cannot be infringed whatsoever, Should be required to take more training.
	Yeah.
	Should be required to pass some kind of a test so that they show you that they can not only carry a firearm, but have some kind of a standard issue, whether it's a retention holster, make sure that there's a safe where it is locked in a location, have random checkups to make sure that this person is responsible, and that requires what?
	What?
	Funding.
	Not defunding.
	Make it available to people who want to do it, and yes, make it so they have to jump through a few hoops.
	There's a give and take!
	Oh wait, no, Canada's gonna ban handguns.
	And that's what Beto O'Rourke wants to do here.
	Did you see Beto O'Rourke change his website three times?
	Yeah, that's pretty amazing.
	Changed his website three times from not mentioning AR-15s to we want, you know, a ban on AR-15s to we want to reduce the number of AR-15s.
	Because he too is a weak man or pussy, whichever term you prefer.
	That's the problem that we have in this country.
	We have a problem with weak people.
	And we've encouraged weakness.
	And weakness all around.
	And I'm not talking about bench pressing, okay?
	I'm talking about weakness of character.
	What do you think a generation of people are... Where are they going to find strength and inspiration when you're praising the real heroes as people who go out there crying because they can't discuss their personal sex life or, God forbid, they can't do another Zoom call for the next year and a half?
	And by the way, is this something... Can we at least say here that we told you so?
	What do you think was going to happen when you locked down students for a year and a half For fear of the parent.
	That wasn't for the kids.
	We all know that wasn't for the kids.
	If you look at the CDC data.
	If you look at how deadly COVID would be for kids.
	That was never for the kids.
	That was for the teachers.
	Sorry, the real heroes that they may not get sick.
	Even after vaccinations.
	Even with masks and plexiglass in place.
	What did you think was going to happen when you locked down children?
	When you eliminated their social safety net?
	For a year and a half.
	And by the way, I know I can already hear what you're about to say.
	No, it's not at all the same as homeschooling.
	Because guess what?
	You can homeschool a kid and then you can take him to anywhere else that isn't locked down like a desolate wasteland.
	No, you lock students down, then you lock them down from other activities and interactions, and we saw, you can go back to the previous show, reference available at lottowithcowder.com, we saw substance abuse go up, we saw suicides go up, we saw mental health issues go up, and we said you are going to have a mental health epidemic.
	You are going to cause irreparable damage to these children, and there were many people who were saying that, but none of it mattered because COVID was the political clout du jour.
	Can anyone out there honestly say that we didn't see The destabilizing happening.
	I know you want to blame guns.
	And plenty of you have talked about guns.
	But this is something that we directly said would happen and experts said would happen.
	Here's something else.
	This is why it's so evil to rob those parents of the ability to defend their children.
	And again, saying only police can have guns.
	Rape is illegal.
	We all agree rape should be illegal.
	This is not one of those issues up for debate.
	Okay.
	Do we all acknowledge that rapes are still going to happen?
	Of course we know.
	We can have more effective policies.
	We can have more effective policing.
	We can look and see, what is it that we can do objectively to reduce the number of rapes?
	But we still have to understand that rapes will happen.
	And so then you have to say, what is the more morally acceptable act at that point?
	Knowing that there will still be rapists.
	Robbing a woman of her right to self-defense so she has to sit there and take it?
	Or understanding that some human beings are evil, at least giving her a fighting chance?
	At least giving those parents a fighting chance?
	At least giving that teacher a fighting chance?
	In other words, even if you banned all guns, which is not going to happen in this country, you still acknowledge, no one likes to hear this, doesn't mean that we're not empathetic, doesn't mean that we don't care about the lives lost.
	Can we all acknowledge this is still going to happen?
	You can never stop.
	All evil weak men.
	You never can.
	So then it comes down to, why did Gandhi say of all the British Empire's act of evil, robbing a nation of arms will be its blackest?
	Gandhi, you know him for fasting.
	Why did he say that?
	Because it is an act of evil to rob someone of their right to defend themselves.
	The likes of which society before the last century could never even comprehend.
	Just because it involved boom-boom sticks doesn't make it any different.
	Humanity, since the beginning of time, has been evil, and it's largely been an exercise in how do we contain
	or how do we give the non-evil a chance to defend themselves
	against evil.
	That's a huge part of humanity.
	That and resources.
	You're never going to stop all of it, just like you're never going to stop all rapes.
	You need to give the victims a fighting chance, especially, especially now when we see statistically, empirically,
	and now anecdotally with this shooting that's undeniable, the reason that the police officers should not
	be the only ones with guns, I will repeat it, is because they were not willing to lay down
	their lives for those children.
	Their parents were.
	Their parents Have the right to own guns and lay down their lives for their children.
	All right.
	We're gonna go to Mug Club, but before that, we are going to play Bad Movie Lines, I think, right?
	Lighten the mood a little bit, yeah.
	Yeah, we'll lighten the mood.
	This is gonna be fun, and there's no way we can play it on YouTube.
	We'll play a clip, because we're gonna do Bad Movie Lines for one of my favorites, White Dog, a racist dog.
	The man who owned it.
	How did he turn him into a racist dog?
	It's simple.
	Find a black wino who desperately needs a drink, or a black junkie who'd do anything for a fix.
	And then to pay them, to beat that dog of yours when he was a puppy.
	Darling, the people that made him sick made him permanently sick!
	Then they should be put to sleep, not the dog!
	That's a white dog!
	Of course he's a white dog.
	I don't mean his color!
	He's caught to attack and kill black people!
	Oh, I wanted to put a bullet in that son of a bitch!
	Then why the hell didn't you?
	Because there's still a chance to cure him.
	Cure him?
	He just killed a man!
	There is no way you can cure that dog!
	So you finally joined a club.
	A club of horrified people who raise holy hell about that disease.
	It's a little less Beethoven, a little more Wagner.

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