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May 2, 2022 - Louder with Crowder

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"F*** Xi Jinping!" How China is CENSORING Our Media! | Louder with Crowder

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	Way back, back.
	All right, well, can I help you?
	That is to say, can I... As a matter of fact, you can.
	That's so considerate of you to ask.
	You see, I was over by the bar back there, and I said, now there's a young man who could be of great assistance accompanying me back to my hotel.
	Well, as much as that is flattering, no.
	No, I'm simply not a homosexual man.
	I'm, in fact, a married man.
	And so the dance begins.
	The two-step, where each of us cloaks our true desires for fear of rejection.
	Like a mystery ball, the path to unmasking one's truth is rife with self-deceit.
	There's only one problem.
	I haven't a mask.
	And I'm too old to dance.
	Oh, come now.
	You and I both know this act is pointless.
	A young man like you could learn a thing or two from me, having a man like me show you the ropes.
	Why don't we just skip this whole charade?
	Stop wasting everyone's time as you Accompany me to my car.
	Well, that seems at the very least mildly inappropriate for a lunchtime.
	I've always loathed the barricade of age.
	Unfortunately, it's one of this world's greatest ironies that those guarding the most valuable treasures don't understand their true worth.
	Now, Ben, I, of course, misspoke when I called you a boy.
	Obviously, you're a young man, and I think it's one of this country's greatest injustices that a strapping young lad like you, just a few mere years shy of a driver's license, can't so much as enjoy a simple beer with his friends, or some of this Earth's more fleshly pleasures.
	Wait, do you, uh, do you think I'm a boy?
	No, of course not.
	You're a young man.
	No, no. I mean I'm 35.
	Shhh.
	You're a stranger in love. That's what I know. You're a stranger in love. I can't defy.
	I'm gonna spit it.
	That's called a fake sip because it's too hot.
	Not.
	It's a little too hot, and so I had to fake sip it right there.
	It smells a little bit in the studio today, did you notice?
	It does stink.
	It does stink a little bit.
	It does.
	Yeah, Maximus, maybe we need to get that checked out.
	We have a lot to get to today, I'm glad to be with you.
	Gosh.
	There's a theme today, and it is largely about not only the media.
	A lot of people will tell you, oh, the media's liberal, the media's corrupt.
	Sure, yeah, we get that.
	But the idea that there can actually be foreign influences who determine policy and who determine what you are allowed to say and not say.
	Forces that really have no interest in the Western world who are determining what can be spoken in the Western Hemisphere and in Western journalism.
	So while they try and make you concerned about Elon Musk purchasing Twitter, there's a lot going on with people being jailed in Australia for speaking out against human rights violations in China.
	There's a lot going on when you look at what people at Time Magazine are doing.
	There's a lot going on when you look at what Disney is doing with a drag queen children's show.
	Though that one I don't really know.
	I don't know how that appeases the Chinese.
	I don't know.
	I think it's... Remember when kids would just do the Bozo Show?
	Yes.
	That was it.
	Yes, where he was grossly abusive to Cookie?
	Yes, he was grossly abusive to Cookie.
	Like, hey kids, here's Cookie!
	Watch me shove woodchips up his thumbs!
	I hate him.
	He's the reason I pay alimony!
	So, my question to you, because I feel like it's old hat, just a question about media, I know how you'll answer, is if you had to go on a date with one Democrat, who would it be?
	Who is it who you think is evil, but might be fun?
	I'll give you my answer on Mug Club.
	Okay.
	It's one that's going to appall you.
	Is it AOC?
	No, no, no.
	Oh, good.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	I've learned you don't do the thing with crazy.
	Yeah, yeah, that's too far.
	That's the kind of stench that you don't wash off.
	No, she's good from a distance.
	Yes, she'll boil a kid's pet rabbit.
	Oh, she certainly will.
	But before that, hey look, we have, Gerald A. just had his new baby!
	Yes!
	Last week.
	I don't think we're supposed to show a picture or any of that because we're not Brian Stelter who uploads pictures of his children without their consent ad nauseum.
	But we have Gerald V. in studio!
	How are you, sir?
	He's doing the lamprey again.
	Yeah!
	He's doing the lamprey.
	Named his kid David.
	It's a perfect lamprey.
	After his father.
	And, uh, you hear him, you know him, you love him, you can follow him at LandauDave, and he is going to be this Friday in Springfield, Missouri, and then Saturday in Lincoln, Nebraska.
	He's made it!
	Lightoffcrowder.com slash tour for all the dates.
	We'll be announcing a major fall tour soon.
	Uh, Dave Landau, how are you?
	Ahoy!
	Good, how about you, sir?
	I'm doing well.
	You had a good time in Green Bay?
	I did!
	There are good people down there.
	Yeah, they really are nice people.
	And, yeah, a lot of serial killers come out of Wisconsin.
	It's true.
	And then I found out about more killers that I won't mention on the show, but I googled the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
	Really?
	Because the crowd was yelling it out.
	Wow.
	I, uh... You can tell me on Mug Club?
	Yeah, I'll tell you on Mug Club.
	Yeah, we don't want to talk about it here.
	No, it's, uh... You could get in trouble, as opposed to the drag queen, uh, Generation Drag in Disney.
	No, that's fine.
	Yeah, it's fine.
	Yeah, it's perfect.
	Have you watched it?
	You know what?
	Let's just leave it at this.
	Go ahead.
	Let's see the clip of... Discovery Plus, unsatisfied with the raging success of their documentary, Fauci decided that they're going to debut a new show now called Let me, spoiler alert, everyone involved with this should be arrested for child abuse.
	The new show is going to be called Generation Drag, which is going to follow five, what they refer to as, drag kids, or I refer to as victims of parental abuse, and the teaser is just as horrifying as you might imagine.
	Welcome to the Pink Palace, my lovely friends.
	I first discovered drag at 13.
	I didn't know it was, but I knew I wanted it.
	I put on the wig and the makeup and I'm someone completely different.
	I'm so pretty!
	My drag name is Vanessa Shimmer and she is just a force you cannot... Hey dad, I've asked you not to call me that.
	How do I parent a child that wants to do drag?
	You don't.
	I never expected drag to be a part of our lives.
	Oh my god, these are so cute!
	People are willing to pay and I'm a trafficker.
	My name is Noah and I'm transgender.
	So my mom started Drag Utah.
	Kids and their families are coming from all over the country where we get to be our true self.
	And by true self I mean dressed like Brax dolls.
	This is a place of love and support because we need that in this world.
	This is me and you better like it.
	Well, we don't, but it's not an attack on you, it's an attack on your parents.
	Look, Joe Louis turned away.
	Look at this.
	He turned away.
	He's just trying to go into the fire?
	Yes, exactly.
	Trying to stick his head in that chimney.
	I bet Jimmy Savile wished he was still alive.
	He's like, you can just do this on TV?
	Yeah.
	I wouldn't have been doing it behind closed doors.
	Think about it, this used to be a scandal!
	When you had people in Hollywood, right?
	When they were doing this with kids.
	No, now it's just a show they pitch.
	Now it's celebrated.
	Look, I truly believe that everyone involved with this show should be arrested for child abuse.
	Hey, you're the director of photography?
	You're now a child pornographer!
	Here are the forms that you have to have all of your neighbors sign for the rest of your life!
	Why would you go to an arena filled with- there's no way there's not pedos there judging it.
	Who judges it?
	Let me- okay, here's another question of the day.
	How do you judge it?
	The best comment will be pinned, and you will live in infamy forever.
	Is there anyone out there, genuinely, anyone out there right now, if you are not a pedophile, this question applies to you.
	Would you ever feel comfortable in the audience there?
	Anyone who's not a pedophile, would you feel comfortable watching children in stripper garb?
	Somebody's commenting like, yeah, I mean, why not?
	Yeah, why not?
	Just little kids dressing up as gals and boys.
	By the way, this won't avail my search history, will it?
	No, it's fine.
	It's wholesome family fun, right?
	Yeah, it's wholesome family fun.
	I used to think it was child abuse to send a six-year-old or eight-year-old or ten-year-old girl to school with pants that had juicy written across the ass.
	And now we're sending boys!
	I had to turn a big Johnson shirt inside out when I was in sixth grade, but this is perfectly acceptable.
	And then they say, remember, they're just trying to gaslight you in Florida.
	They just don't want us to talk about our personal sexual relationships.
	Discovery Plus is Disney.
	We just had the Disney, I believe, CEO step down.
	No idea if that was, you know, proactively trying to cut off the pedophile train at the pass.
	But the issue here is, this is as bad, this is as bad as it gets.
	It's as bad as it gets.
	You combine this with, this is what they want if completely unfettered.
	You already saw cuties at Netflix.
	They told you they weren't coming for your kids.
	When you brought that up, they said you were crazy.
	They said you were paranoid.
	How much worse does it have to get?
	Does it have to be actual child pornography, which by the way, has existed on YouTube as well?
	I don't think it does.
	I mean, at this point, I guess I just don't understand why if you're a boy going to your dad and you're a child, a child, you're not like, yeah, we can't do this.
	I can't send you to a television show where you can show everybody that you dress pretty like a lady.
	Right.
	I just can't imagine.
	I don't think, you know, it doesn't have to be... You cannot use my Amazon Prime account to order a stripper pole.
	Right.
	I'm not saying that your dad should chuck a beer bottle at you, but it's...
	Right.
	I just, it's enough.
	Your dad shouldn't be, you know, instead of playing house, playing champagne room.
	No, he shouldn't be.
	He's like, oh, that's good, son.
	I just went to the bank and got a bunch of singles.
	Yes.
	Let's have fun.
	Yeah.
	I'm going to call the friends over.
	This actually, this isn't just Disney.
	Discovery is owned by Warner.
	Oh, is it?
	It's spreading.
	It's spreading.
	The Warner sister brothers?
	Like a pedophilic virus.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I'm sorry.
	These parents... It's so... Well, yeah, how do you do that with your kid?
	You're just letting your son actually go up there or your... I don't... whatever.
	Well, they literally gave the kid unfettered access to the internet since, what, they were six?
	Yeah.
	And that's what you get.
	Well, and I guarantee you right now if you search... You know what?
	Right now do an experiment.
	Search... Use Google.
	Search child drag.
	Search generation drag.
	And see what pops up.
	Is it the overwhelming...
	The sentiment that this is grossly inappropriate?
	I don't know.
	This is an experiment right now in real time.
	I would love to see what kind of results you get.
	And I hate this.
	I hate it.
	It's like when people used to say, when Donald Trump was running against Hillary Clinton, you would have some people say, well, I think they're both two sides of the same coin, and so at least Hillary Clinton, you know, will showcase the left for what they are, whereas Donald Trump won't be enough of a contrast.
	Yeah, okay.
	I get the silver lining now with Biden as well, that people see how bad it is, but I wish that it didn't require this.
	The silver lining here is you do see the disconnect between not just the media, not just the entertainment industry, not just the elites in Washington, D.C., but your public school teachers, I'm sorry, true heroes, and the average American citizen.
	I can't even imagine that most, you know, we're all the gay guys who just wanted to get married, saying they wanted all the same rights, right?
	I thought that you wanted to be domesticated, white picket fence, have a dog, come home, plow your boyfriend.
	I thought that's what you were looking for.
	Is this what you had in mind, Generation Drag?
	Because this is coming from the LGBTQ, Alphabet, Gestapo community right now, and I don't know how far it goes.
	I don't think that's necessarily representative of the gay community.
	No, it's not.
	That's the problem, is they try to sneak this under the guise of them.
	Right.
	They try to say, oh well, it's lesbian, it's gay, it's trans, it's whatever.
	So now it's kids in drag doing cartwheels in front of, you know...
	Judges, I guess.
	Well-adjusted adults.
	Yes, well-adjusted adults and judges that are on Skype from prison.
	Hey, was there a criminal background check on every single judge?
	There's no possible way there's a criminal background check.
	There's no way.
	Can you imagine having the pedophile tracker on your phone?
	It's just a giant red dot in that arena.
	Right, yeah.
	The service gets slowed down.
	It's like, oh, these are peak hours.
	Yeah, they shut off my 5G.
	I'm back down to 3G.
	There's so many people using it here.
	It's like South by Southwest, only with child rapists.
	Just everybody moving from door to door of the local hotels introducing themselves.
	Yes.
	I'll be staying here all week.
	I know, I'm also a monster.
	What's your son's name?
	The concierge?
	Yeah, oh yeah, what do you recommend?
	Oh, so you recommend that place.
	That's like a tapas where they have different bites we could sample.
	Okay, if you could sign here just acknowledging that we spoke.
	Can you imagine if you're a pervert just accidentally checking into that hotel?
	You're like, I was just here on business.
	Yeah.
	I didn't know I was in heaven.
	Be like Tim Curry in Home Alone 2 where the light bulb pops off on the back of his head.
	Bingo.
	I'm sorry, is there a sting operation going on this weekend?
	I was really open to catch some Z's.
	No, no, there's no sting operation.
	Those who would conduct a sting operation like the FBI, CIA, they're too busy watching Generation Drag.
	Yes, they've actually brought their kids here.
	Yeah, yeah.
	We've seen subscriptions among three-letter agency members go up 900% since the release of this.
	They're shooting Abusive Foster Families Plus here today.
	Yes, yes.
	Yeah, tomorrow we'll be filming relapse.
	It's an exciting day for everyone who puts makeup on their eight-year-old boy.
	Yes.
	And by the way, just to be clear, people say, oh, it's just dress up, it's just having fun.
	No, no, there's a huge difference.
	And again, they title it drag.
	Drag has a historical connotation.
	It's not People copy pasting their fears to it.
	Drag has been connected to, in a hyper-sexualized part of the LG, back then it was just LGB community, since the early 20th century.
	Let me read you a quote here.
	It's always been linked to sexual behavior.
	It's always been linked to sexual preference.
	the 1990s, gay culture and gay pride built mainstream support and with that came popular
	drag culture as well.
	It's always been linked to sexual behavior.
	It's always been linked to sexual preference and these are kids who really shouldn't, I
	mean, I would have a problem if a young girl at that age wanted to be a stripper.
	I'd just be like, no, no, you can't go on stage and undulate.
	Well, there was a problem with that in New York where a kid wanted to do drag shows.
	And I forgot what talk show he was on, but I mean, I'm sure you can look it up, but I may be arrested.
	But there was a kid, this was a couple of years ago, and he was like, yeah, he was like eight or nine or ten.
	And he's like, I just I'm a drag kid.
	And you know, the dad looked like, Clint Howard just defeated and the, you know, the Munchausen wife is like, you go buddy.
	You do it.
	And I was like, I wonder how long until he gets molested.
	It was like three weeks after the show aired.
	Once upon a time, if it was like Dr. Phil, he would've been like, now, now you're dressing like a girl.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	But you're actually a boy, but now he just has to support the mom and be like, nah, listen, dad, you have to let this boy be who he is.
	And you, you need to treat this woman like the queen she is.
	You can't hit her.
	Okay.
	All the daytime view women who happen to tune into Dr. Phil.
	Everything she says is accurate.
	You cannot put up a fight.
	Now to be clear, you need to know that all women are beautiful in every way and you're a piece of shit because you're a man.
	Raising your son to be a man is disgraceful.
	That is, honestly I'm disappointed.
	I want to have a talk with you in the green room after.
	Right.
	Because you should not be, you should not be doing anything your wife doesn't like.
	Okay?
	We'll be right back.
	All masculinity is toxic.
	Your boy should not play sports unless he is competing with other girls.
	Yes.
	Thank you.
	Right?
	Okay.
	That's all it should be.
	I don't want to hear any more out of you.
	To give you an idea of the crew that put this show together, so Tyra Banks is the lead executive producer.
	Do you mean the person who, to commemorate Black History Month, redid a photo shoot of herself as the first black cover model of Sports Illustrated?
	She's like, to honor Black History Month, I'm honoring me!
	Is she the one that chucked a phone at her assistant?
	Anyway, go on, sorry.
	There's her and then there's Jasmine Stoddle, and Jasmine Stoddle's first credit on IMDb, she was the set decorator for a show called Foursome, a reality show where four contestants, two male and two female, stay in a huge house together where they interact, build relationships, and have hardcore sex.
	Oh, great!
	Are you serious?
	Yeah, that's a wonderful person to have around your children.
	That's great!
	What channel was that on?
	Ash Now, was it on Shudder?
	It sounds to me like you're judging her as a woman, as a man, with a penis, alright?
	You're not supposed to have an opinion.
	You don't know what they were doing in that house.
	They were having sex, but that's their prerogative.
	Yeah, they're just building relationships and having foursomes.
	You should probably take notes because your relation... You know what I always say is if you see a speck of sand in a woman's eye, you're probably a piece of shit as a man.
	This show's just simply called Give It To Me, Caddy.
	Yeah.
	They're all on the golf course.
	Yeah.
	Having foursomes.
	Me and Steve Harvey get together to figure out how I can bash men, alright, and he can bash white people.
	It's our calling card.
	All the greats have their calling cards.
	Friends, kids, family feud.
	What don't you want?
	It's just one thing.
	It's penis.
	Oh!
	This white boy says he don't want penis!
	Come on.
	Everything that white guys say.
	Okay!
	Alright, now we move on to... I'm disgusted by it, okay?
	And don't think for a second that... Sometimes people get mad because we have... This is what's going on in the real world, okay?
	Christian conservatives, this show at least allows you... I know a lot of people have their church where everyone speaks Christianese and then they have to go and watch Netflix or watch Main Street.
	We're going to discuss the things that are actually happening in the real world and it's not to approve of the degeneracy, it's to condemn it and hopefully make... This is the world your kids are going into!
	You need to talk to your kids.
	You know, you used to have to tell your kids to not play with blasting caps?
	Now tell them, if it's a boy, to avoid the stripper out.
	To avoid going to Adam and Eve shop.
	Your boy shouldn't be shopping.
	It used to be, don't play with blasting caps.
	Now it's, don't order from the Fredericks catalog.
	And you're right.
	People will be mad because they want to try to make it say, OK, look, there's right wing media saying that you should attack trans kids.
	And that's not true.
	No.
	It's the parents.
	You're saying that you shouldn't hurt children.
	Simple.
	Stop going after kids.
	Right.
	You should milkshake the parents.
	Absolutely.
	Alright, so now speaking of people who are incredibly ineffective like those parents, the White House Correspondence Center took place.
	I will say this, spoiler alert, Trevor Noah, this is the first time I've ever seen him be funny even accidentally, so I want to give him credit where it's due.
	He did a good job.
	He did go after both sides, of course that's because he largely didn't write it.
	Right.
	But they kicked off the dinner by playing a video montage, and there are some omissions, which we'll get to in a second, that recapped previous White House, for those who don't know where they kind of roast the president in a very friendly way, previous White House correspondence dinners.
	Here is how they led the night.
	I know there was some talk about my not coming this year, and I admit the thought did cross my mind.
	George always says he's delighted to come to these press dinners.
	Baloney.
	It's great to be here at the Washington Hilton.
	It's something a prostitute might say to a congressman.
	Isn't that what the confirmation process is all about here in Washington?
	Weeding out the truly qualified to get to the truly available.
	Well here in one room we have members of the media, politicians, corporate executives, advertisers, lobbyists, and celebrities.
	Everything that is wrong with America is here in this room tonight.
	With that, I just have two more words to say.
	Obama out.
	Hey, by the way, there are very few moments in history that are more satisfying than watching back at one of those correspondence dinners when Seth Meyers and Barack Obama were roasting Donald Trump as a joke for losing his first bid in the primary for Republicans, and he's just sitting there just like, OK, putting it in the old memory chip.
	I think that's the moment he decided to become president.
	Yeah.
	It was like, no, I'm really gonna go for it.
	Yeah, it's like when Bruce Wayne saw his parents killed in the alleyway.
	Yeah.
	So here's the funny thing, is they show all of that, and those are pretty general, but they did omit one of the most legendary White House correspondence dinners ever.
	And that would be, of course, Norm MacDonald in the Clinton years, where you can see here the audience did not react.
	The audience is largely press.
	So it's not the American audience.
	So a lot of people always wondered why Norm wouldn't do well at some of these events and they'd be laughing at home.
	Well, it's because that audience isn't your audience.
	And he always had a great sense for understanding the people at home are to whom I'm performing.
	Here's him at a Clinton White House Correspondence Center, I believe it was 97, where the jokes fall flat because they're far too true.
	Anyways, the dinner was great.
	Did you enjoy the dinner?
	We had some salmon.
	It was delicious.
	It was great.
	I thought it was refreshing to see Democrats serve something other than subpoenas for a change.
	I thought that was nice, you know?
	We've had a president that has hobbled, you know?
	It's tough on everybody.
	The Secret Service is not easy on the Secret Service.
	They have had to learn, you know, how to do this.
	And they've been specially trained on how to lift and carry President Clinton by top experts who've been doing this for a long time.
	Boris Yeltsin's Secret Service agents.
	They've... they've stepped into health, you know.
	There's a rumor that last week, a certain, I don't want to say who it is, a certain gentleman
	in ABC News, he went to a party and he got really drunk and he ended up having sex with
	his own wife.
	I don't know... How does that not land?
	I don't care who you are.
	I don't know how these rumors get started, but you know, it's probably just a vicious rumor, really.
	I love that he's just enjoying the bomb.
	It's probably just a vicious rumor, you know?
	That's what got him banned from The View.
	Because he said that he was on there, he asked him about when George W. Bush just won.
	He said, yeah, you know, I think it's good getting, you know, a good man into the White House, you know, getting murderers out of the White House.
	They go, what?
	Well, murderers out of the White House!
	Hey, didn't you hear Bill Clinton?
	He killed a guy!
	He said, I thought you were supposed to be funny.
	He didn't know that?
	Yeah.
	And he kept doubling down on it.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Joy Bear's like, you can't just say that.
	He's like, I'm not.
	No, I'm not.
	I thought everyone knew this.
	And then he pulls out his cell phone.
	You're ready to pull out a cell phone?
	Yeah.
	Hello?
	Huh?
	And they go, what are you doing?
	Well, your producer told me before it'd be funny if I pull out and like fake talk to my phone out here.
	So, yeah.
	He was just showcasing the absolute, this house of cards that is the entertainment industry.
	Alright, so going back to this Saturday though.
	Here's Biden, and there's Trevor Noah.
	Biden's reaction, which is, there's no real winning with the reaction, but unfortunately, in this case, Biden has to laugh at the pain and suffering of the American people, so it just comes off really poorly.
	But I do think Trevor Noah did a better job than, for example, Stephen Colbert or Michelle Wolf, which means in her native tongue, Not funny.
	Also, a quick note before people order their Ubers home tonight.
	Governor Greg Abbott is generously providing free buses for the Telemundo table.
	Very classy.
	Very classy.
	I'll be honest.
	If you didn't come, I totally would have understood.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, because these people have been so hard on you.
	Which I don't get.
	I really don't.
	You know, I think ever since you've come into office, things are really looking up.
	You know, gas is up.
	Rent is up.
	Food is up.
	No one's laughing.
	No, it really has been a tough first year for you, Mr.
	President.
	And surely you must be a little worried about 2024.
	There's a lot of passion on the Republican side. There really is.
	It's going to be an interesting time.
	Thank you so much for having me.
	I appreciate you. Please be careful leaving tonight.
	We all know this administration doesn't handle evacuations well.
	Good night, everybody.
	Thank you so much.
	Good!
	That was funny!
	It was funny.
	That was funny.
	Oh, by the way, speaking of evacuations, if we get evacuated from YouTube, you can tune in every Monday through Thursday at 10 a.m.
	Eastern.
	You can watch the free show on Rumble, or you can watch, of course, like the full hour, it's like an hour and a half to two hours on Mug Club, LightOffCredit.com slash Mug Club, because YouTube don't pay nothing.
	I think he did a pretty good job there, Trevor Noah.
	I agree.
	Yeah.
	I do.
	I agree.
	I think it's sad because Biden and Pelosi are like that, where they go a little bit too happy at the parts where they're not supposed to.
	Right.
	And that's what he did.
	I think he just didn't know where he was.
	Yes, I think you're right.
	Because that was the moment where it's like, yeah, food prices are soaring.
	Right.
	Gas is soaring.
	And he's like, I know, right?
	I totally did.
	I did do that.
	People are going to starve.
	People are really hungry.
	Like, put an earpiece in him and just tell him, like, touch your forehead.
	You know, if he has like a...
	You know, do that, and then people won't hate you.
	The sad part is, though, even with the earpiece, it's like, Salute the... Salute the Marine.
	He's like, Salute the Marine.
	He would just be saying, Laugh now.
	Like, we've tried that.
	There's no way to work.
	But you didn't say Simon Says.
	What?
	Who told you we were going to do this?
	Did Simon say shit in my pants?
	Yes, he did.
	Can we just say that Simon said it?
	Say he was in January 6th.
	Hang him out to dry.
	Also, I need to dry my pants.
	I took 10 Viagra last night.
	Nothing.
	Not a wiggle.
	Turns out that was Adderall.
	Oh, that's why it's shrunk.
	Yet I'm also weirdly unfocused.
	Yeah, I don't know how that works.
	Is it like a biphasic effect where if you take too much, you get sleepy?
	No, not at all.
	You take more, you get more sped up.
	You know how Hunter's wide awake and he's got a jar of Pez?
	All right.
	It really does smell in the studio, which actually brings us to our next story.
	She might be testifying today.
	Amber Satan Heard.
	Oh, gorgeous woman.
	Look.
	I mean that's not, you're not being facetious.
	She is a beautiful, physically.
	Physically beautiful.
	Physically beautiful.
	Yes.
	The inside is, I mean, it's a test holiday.
	Yeah, oh, it's no good.
	No.
	There's nothing good about it.
	No, there's nothing good on the inside.
	I mean, you know, as far as the spirit.
	Shallow hell, ugliest woman on earth.
	Yes, exactly.
	By the way, they had to redact that film, Shallow Hell, now.
	Yes.
	Because it's offensive to both fat people and Gwyneth Paltrow.
	Yes.
	So Johnny Depp, she might testify today, and I think this is an important story because it has highlighted the abuse that men often endure, which often goes completely unreported, and that's because men are often afraid, they're ashamed to bring it forward, and the physical abuse isn't really as egregious as the emotional and mental abuse that we've seen, obviously, with Amber Heard.
	I think regardless of the defamation suit, Johnny Depp has won because she's probably done career-wise.
	No one will want to touch her.
	He might be rehabilitating his because we know for sure that she physically abused him.
	We know for sure that she lied, that she was cheating on him, that she didn't give the money to charity, that she's dishonest on every level.
	The only question is, and we know that Johnny Depp is a druggy weirdo.
	Okay, fine.
	The only question now is, did he ever once retaliate physically?
	And there's no evidence of that.
	Think of the standard that is applied to Amber Heard And to Johnny Depp.
	And I'll tell you who's been most pissed off about this, is the women I've spoken to.
	Because they all know a woman like this.
	Every woman I've spoken to, they go, yeah, I would see that broad coming a mile away.
	I've seen guys get torn up like this.
	Right, well, when he started in film, he went out to Hollywood to be a rock star.
	Basically met Nicolas Cage, went out, and Wes Craven's daughter saw him and was like, oh, he's hot, so he got Nightmare on Elm Street.
	So he's always been a bit of a bad boy, so being a druggie weirdo wouldn't actually hurt his career at all.
	It's what made him, is the fact that he's a bit like that.
	I think this has actually revamped his career, if anything, already.
	Yeah.
	Just by seeing it, because everything that he's said has been proven.
	I mean, he's right.
	Yeah, and his closing statements were really pretty impactful, but to give you an idea as far as how far the abuse went, Johnny Depp's security guard, and I know some of this can be hearsay, but there also are pictures, I don't know if they've done DNA evidence on this, but they confirmed Amber Heard's, the event where she pooped in Johnny Depp's bed.
	Did you have any discussions with Ms.
	Hurd on the way to Coachella that evening?
	We had a conversation pertaining to the surprise she left in the boss's bed prior to leaving the apartment.
	And when you refer to the surprise in the boss's bed, what are you referring to?
	The defecation.
	I love how he's trying to be such a gentleman about it.
	What is that?
	Oh no!
	Oh my god.
	No!
	It's poo!
	I have it too!
	I have it too!
	Who did this?
	Seriously, who did this?
	I have it too.
	Hold on a second here.
	Who did this?
	Who did this?
	Are you serious?
	Look at this.
	This is mug feces.
	This is mug shit.
	This isn't shit club.
	That's gross.
	This is disgusting, seriously.
	This is not poop.
	You know what?
	I knew we had a problem.
	You know what the problem is?
	This is the problem in covering Amber Heard.
	You know what the problem is?
	Yeah.
	You give her the press, you create copycats.
	We need to find out who did this and we need to take care of it.
	This is disgusting.
	You know what?
	If it takes all week.
	We'll find out.
	We'll get to the bottom of this.
	All week.
	Unbelievable.
	Right, Gerald B.?
	Right.
	Yeah.
	He's less affected.
	He really doesn't care.
	Sometimes I am jealous of his, uh, you know, sensory shortcomings.
	I actually think he drank his.
	Yeah.
	Well.
	That makes sense.
	At a certain point it does ferment and, you know, liquor's liquor.
	It does stink over there, so.
	It does stink.
	Cultured yeast.
	It's true.
	I'm just making some prison champagne.
	Hey, here's something else.
	Uh, yeah, some toilet wine.
	God, this is the most disgusting thing.
	We're about to get to Australian free speech in the United States.
	Should we get those mugs out of here?
	I just put them over there.
	I put it far enough.
	Close to us.
	I don't want it near me.
	I don't know that it's not one of you.
	Yeah, I'm...
	I'm keeping it just in case we have to do a DNA... Yeah, I bet you Johnny Depp wished that he had kept it.
	Yeah.
	You know, in 23 and me, that stuff.
	That's true.
	Yeah.
	He could've.
	And it just comes back, bitch.
	Yep, that's what it would be.
	So, uh, May Day was, uh, yesterday.
	And for those of you who don't know, um, in communist speak, it's International Workers' Day.
	Which is always funny to me.
	I love how there's no... I want there to be... because this always means, like, employees.
	I always want there to be an international, you know, Small Business Owners Day.
	And they just fire everybody?
	Yeah.
	Because they always act like business owners don't work.
	Like, you only work if you're in a union or on a factory line.
	So the holiday actually does have surprisingly pagan roots, but came to be associated with the labor movement and anti-capitalism.
	Which, by the way, I don't know if you know about this, Helen Keller wrote about.
	Did you know that?
	Did you know the Helen Keller thing is complete bullshit?
	Did you guys know this?
	I know I'm going off on a tangent today without Gerald to try and keep us on track.
	Did you know the Helen Keller thing is complete horseshit?
	Do you know the chances of someone who can't hear Or, see, I think at two years of age today, learning how to, it's a zero, it's never happened, and Helen Keller was doing this, right, and it was, what was her name, Ann Sullivan?
	Was it Ann Sullivan?
	The lady she was with?
	Helen Keller didn't sign, Helen Keller would do this into her hand, she'd go like, and then she would go, oh, and she is saying that we must support the workers' movement and destroy the capitalist system.
	You can read socialist screeds and political endorsements from Helen Keller that just so happened to match her handler, who was a charlatan before that, To the letter!
	Anyway.
	Yeah, basically, water burned her hand and she screamed and she's like, did everybody hear that?
	Did everybody hear that?
	That's the big news.
	She said we need to, uh, we need to, uh, try, uh, Hoover for war crimes.
	Yes.
	Oh, yes, yes, I do believe that we need, uh, uh, more, uh, taxation of the wealthy.
	Yes, that is the proletariat's plight!
	Yeah, basically she went through life feeling either pain or not.
	Yeah.
	That was it.
	Yeah.
	And she couldn't communicate the lies.
	No.
	So, anyway.
	Yeah, just touched my hand a bunch.
	Anyway, so we have May Day right now.
	My point is, yeah, it's designed to try and create class warfare.
	And you would think it was just about workers' rights, if it was just about, you know, representing people who are out there working hard, working 9 to 5.
	You know, like Alice Cooper's You and Me, one of the greatest love ballads of all time about a working man.
	Instead, they continued the pattern as they have followed for the last several years of destroying and burning down their own cities.
	Here you go.
	Happy May Day!
	That was 2021.
	They are hard at work.
	It's a good day They don't work for the bike store
	And I
	I'm going to say that it's a long way.
	And now this is 2022.
	There's Paris!
	Wow.
	Beautiful Paris.
	Croissants anyone?
	Yep.
	That's a different Ratatouille sequel.
	What an awful, awful world.
	Yeah.
	I do love seeing them panic there.
	They're like, oh no!
	Consequences!
	Jeez!
	And then you scream how you didn't do anything.
	Yeah.
	We just burned down Paris.
	Yeah.
	Why are you running at me?
	Right.
	Like when they burn down a church.
	Right.
	What is that?
	Is that Greta Thunberg trying- is she being intercepted by the aliens from Sines?
	She's gargling while doing it.
	Yeah.
	She's doing a ventriloquist routine.
	Yes.
	Watch me!
	I'm gargling mysterine!
	How do I do it?
	She turned 18 so her parents are drowning her.
	We have no use for you.
	We can't put you in any more child drag shows!
	Your old hat!
	You're past your prime, kid!
	Your eggs are drying up!
	Alright.
	So, uh, let's go to here, Australia.
	Horrible place.
	I'm sorry.
	We have a lot of people who follow from Australia.
	Pogo, one of the best musicians around, uh, Australian, and, uh, love him.
	But you know what, when you start a country as a penal colony for murderers and rapists, I guess it doesn't surprise me that you end up with what we have now.
	But I was hoping for better.
	So, while campaigning, and this is about free speech, you've heard me say this before, free speech doesn't exist outside of the United States.
	And people push back and say, yeah, it does, it exists.
	Not in the way that it exists here in the United States.
	It's always curtailed by, well, well, I hate speech or offensive speech.
	And we've given you some examples last week.
	You can see all the references at louderwithkreider.com.
	And I want to get to not just the danger of eliminating freedom of speech for individuals, right?
	We've talked about that with ourselves, for example, on YouTube, on Twitter.
	By the way, I think it gains 180,000 followers in a couple days on Twitter just with that little bit of hitting the oh shit button, removing the shadow banning, and we know it's far worse on YouTube.
	So it does affect us.
	Number crunching on politicians and how it would have affected elections.
	Of course, the most free and fair election of all time.
	But even then, no one can deny that if you look at the numbers, that if Twitter and Facebook and YouTube had not, for example, banned the Hunter Biden story, let alone shadow banned conservatives from reaching their own followers, of course, even under the most free and fair conditions ever, the election would have gone the other way.
	Every single other swing state.
	We know that statistically.
	It's an irrefutable fact.
	Let's stop worrying about Russian bots purchasing $3,000 worth of, I don't know, Tommy John ads on Facebook, and let's start talking about how this actually impacts you, and more importantly, we just talked about the Child Drag, whatever the name of the show is, Child Drag, Dragnet.
	Drag kids?
	Yeah.
	Oh, jeez, your camera just got moved by Joe Louis.
	If Dave seems very out of focus, Joe Louis just decided to hit Dave's camera.
	Joe, you alright?
	In Australia here.
	Please take drag kids off the air.
	Yes.
	Don't talk about it anymore.
	We've ruined it.
	And Amber Herbs, she's stealing my thunder with pooping.
	That's my job.
	Can I have your mug of poop?
	Are you gonna finish that?
	Yeah, can I finish that?
	Can I move that peanut?
	I don't want the peanut.
	Get the EpiPen!
	So!
	Uh, while campaigning on Saturday, uh, Queensland Senate, uh, someone who's trying to, you know, a Senate, I don't know, you would say, hopeful elect, guy running for Senate, name is Drew Pavlou, held up a sign that said, and pardon my language, if you have kids here, I would recommend that they leave because we have to play these clips, not only because I want you to hear what they say, but it's also hilarious to hear Chinese people cuss in English.
	And you probably have to get your kids to a drag show.
	Yes, exactly.
	I don't want them to be late.
	Come on, quick, quick!
	Come on, there's gotta be... Andele!
	No Joe Louis Stace.
	He did it again.
	So, while campaigning, Senate hopeful Drew Pavlou, he held up a sign that said, Fuck Xi Jinping!
	And he was promptly berated and then assaulted.
	Now, this is bad enough, but the fallout is worse.
	Assaulted by passers-by for his troubles.
	Motherfucker!
	I can say motherfucker!
	America has genocide!
	No fucking shooting!
	Free country!
	You motherfucker!
	Hey!
	Son of a bitch!
	I don't mind!
	I don't mind!
	It's a free country!
	Just pull down his mask, watch him run away like a girl.
	Son of a bitch!
	What do you want?
	Here!
	Yeah, that's true.
	One move and you win the fight.
	Break the bands.
	Now listen to what this last guy says.
	I'm non-violent.
	I'm peaceful.
	My hands behind my back.
	No, you are violent.
	Because you're inciting.
	No, no, no.
	We're against dictatorship.
	You are disrespecting the Chinese.
	I'm non-violent, I'm peaceful, my hand behind my back.
	No, you're violent, because you're inciting.
	No, no, no, we're against dictatorship.
	You are a Chinese.
	You go away.
	Now I want to know something.
	First off, did you hear what he said?
	You are violence because you are inciting.
	Now, this is a problem, too.
	For example, this even goes back to Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, where they talk about abuse, talk about violence.
	Well, okay, it used to be once upon a time that violence was violence.
	Then it became, words are violence.
	Then it became, silence is violence.
	Then it became, jokes about Jada Pinkett Smith, her alopecia is violence and warrants it.
	So this is now, whatever they don't like is considered violence, whereas we just counted three or four people there who committed actual violence.
	And by the way, violence in the name of a dictator Xi Jinping who's committed genocide, right, against, I don't know where the oppression Olympics, where we stand right now with Muslims, I guess if they're Chinese Muslims it doesn't really matter because Disney has a new drag show to sell, I'm not sure, maybe another series of 10 Adam Sandler films on Netflix?
	Maybe.
	No idea.
	But you would think here, That those people would have been jailed.
	But no, we'll get to that in a second.
	So, Pavlou, he described these people as Chinese ultra-nationalists.
	That's how he described them.
	Now, we are going with limited information right now, so if something comes out that changes, I'm going by what we have.
	This guy, who was just assaulted, he rose to prominence after he was assaulted for calling out human rights.
	This is what he's done, human rights violations.
	And specifically from the Chinese communist regime, and as well as Chinese influence in Australia, which we've talked about here in United States media.
	But this is how this guy came to be popular.
	I sort of fell into this because I organized one protest to support Hong Kong and the Uyghurs, and I was assaulted on campus by Chinese nationalists, and hundreds of Chinese nationalists sort of descended upon us.
	After that happened, the Chinese Consul General in Brisbane He was also made a professor at my university.
	They have very close ties with the Chinese government.
	He endorsed the violence, saying it was patriotic.
	My family received all these death threats, and I kept on sort of protesting.
	Poorly written death threats.
	Eventually the University of Queensland, and they have a relationship with China worth $300 million a year, they actually tried to expel me.
	That became this huge sort of, I don't know, saga in Australia.
	And I'm still here, you know, almost two and a half years since the first punch where I got punched.
	Still kicking.
	And now we're running for Parliament.
	So a couple of things here.
	Don't you also find it funny that the, you know, you see the left where they're talking about, oh, this guy is a racist, um, how these are the same people who were starting campaigns against like Gap for sweatshops.
	Of course.
	But when the actual communist Chinese government is committing genocide and is abusing their own people, they, people like John Cena's come out and apologize.
	Oh, of course.
	And by the way, 你好中国,这是焦西娜。
	我必须说,现在,在苏德与其情之后, 我做很多采访,很多很多很多。
	You have to apologize for acknowledging Taiwan, right?
	Yeah, admitting that it was a place.
	我有一个错误,所有人问我, Think about how creepy this video is when you really think
	about it.
	Yeah.
	苏德与其情之后, This is a Hollywood celebrity saying a country doesn't exist.
	Please buy my movie.
	Yes, please.
	No you don't.
	You hate the Chinese people.
	You hate the Chinese people because you're appeasing the government that oppresses them.
	The government who jails them if they have the Bible.
	And you have enough money to say no.
	Yes.
	And you're still choosing yes.
	That's a good point.
	It's great that you see sick kids in the hospital and that kind of thing.
	It's great, John Cena.
	But this is wrong and you know it.
	Yeah.
	Also, stop dealing steroids to kids in the hospital.
	It doesn't help them.
	The St.
	Jude's kids don't need Nandrolone.
	Fast and Furious 9 is not worth your soul.
	Right.
	Anything with 9 on the end.
	It also crushes the soul of anyone who watches it.
	So, you would expect the Chinese nationalists, which also is another example of, hey, just like I said, money is amoral.
	Firearms are amoral.
	You can use money to buy drugs.
	Or you can use money to help people in need.
	Right?
	You can use a gun to rape someone at gunpoint.
	Or you can use a gun to kill the rapist trying to rape somebody at gunpoint.
	The same thing with patriotism.
	Patriotism is a moral- depends on to what it is you're patriotic.
	Patriotism, so certainly the idea of the United States, the idea of life, liberty, pursuit of happiness, justice for all, you know, the country that fought one of the bloodiest wars of all time to end slavery that still goes on in Africa and the Middle East, that's great.
	Patriotism meaning allegiance to a government that kills minorities and silences its citizens and forcefully aborts young girls.
	That's bad.
	Patriotism in itself is not bad.
	Nationalism in and of itself is not bad.
	It's to which nation are you pledging allegiance?
	So you would think that the Chinese nationalists who, you know, you saw on camera believe your lying eyes, who committed assault, they would be facing charges.
	Turns out, according to Pavlou, again what we have right now, I have no reason to believe that he's being dishonest, that it's actually him facing The criminal charges from the police there in New South Wales.
	This is what he tweeted.
	New South Wales police just called to tell me I'm getting charged for holding up a sign saying, fuck Xi Jinping in Sydney.
	They won't tell me what the exact charges and they won't tell me whether the men who physically assaulted me are being charged.
	And this is par for the course, of course.
	Let me give you some other examples of places like this.
	Zoe Lee Bueller was an Australian who was arrested for posting about an anti-lockdown protest on Facebook.
	Arrested.
	You still believe that it's just about a private business?
	We've talked about the Ministry of Truth.
	When people say Facebook, Twitter, they can do whatever they want.
	What about when they appease governments who arrest their people for writing things in the Digital Town Square?
	Is it no longer a First Amendment issue?
	Where's the liability there?
	Oh, they don't have liability because we've given them Section 230 protections.
	Do you see what a tide ball of... It's like the Christmas lights when you pull them out for the winter.
	We've got to untie this.
	Government is in an unholy alliance with big tech.
	The UK, of course, you remember Count Dankula was convicted of a hate crime for teaching his pug to Nazi salute, which is still hysterical.
	In New Zealand...
	The Freedom Convoy protesters, they were arrested for protesting COVID restrictions.
	Is it okay that I taught Joe Louis to goose step?
	Yeah, it's fine.
	Okay.
	He does it naturally.
	Oh, good.
	Yeah, that's when he's dragging his ass across the carpet.
	You didn't have to put the swastika armband on him, though.
	Well, I had already had it.
	Yeah, I know.
	It wasn't custom-made or anything for him.
	I just took it off mine.
	My other dogs.
	The United States is the only place with freedom of speech, and when I try and tell you this, a lot of people on the left say this is fear-mongering.
	No, you can look to any other country.
	You can look to my home country of Canada, right?
	Our good friend Mike Ward was put before a human rights tribunal for a joke.
	40 grand.
	Talk about the truckers who had their accounts frozen.
	AccountsFrozen, who by the way, uh, was it PayPal?
	What was the uh, was it GoFundMe?
	I don't remember if it was GoFundMe, PayPal, with us we've run into PayPal, Shopify, decided to freeze their funds because of their political persuasion.
	Are you still saying, oh it's just a private business, they can do whatever they want?
	What about when they're taking marching orders from the government and doing so selectively?
	Are these laws being applied equally?
	So I want you to know, when you're watching out there, the left is constantly trying to gaslight you and say, oh you're just trying to cry victim.
	No, no.
	People's lives are being arrested, they're being criminally charged in other countries outside the United States simply for speaking an opinion that the government has deemed to be unpopular.
	And that's what the left wants here in the United States.
	They don't have it yet though.
	So when you have these random charts and these graphs that rank the United States below places like Australia on freedom of speech, you know they're full of shit.
	Just like when they rank Cuba above the United States in healthcare.
	This is the problem with globalism.
	They don't apply the same standard.
	You really think that Australia, that Canada are more free than the United States?
	Can I interest you in a timeshare?
	And the Ministry of Truth thing here in the United States, I forget the actual name because we should just call it Ministry of Truth, that's as scary as anything that has taken place in my lifetime.
	That is a line in the sand.
	Yeah.
	That's a line in the sand.
	I think it should be for everybody.
	Especially when you see what's happening in Australia and New Zealand and Canada and the UK.
	So what's basically happening though is, let's put this in context, the police in Australia, the police, they're running defense for a foreign regime, a communist regime, in a way that is antithetical to what we believe here in the West.
	And here's the thing, you have police running defense for that regime.
	But then you also have media, the entertainment industry, running defense for that regime.
	You have Disney, you have Marvel, right?
	Universal is Fast and Furious 9.
	We had that John Cena clip that we just showed you.
	These entities that exist, and you're talking about five companies really that run all of media, and about five companies that run all of big tech, have a vested interest in securing the political future Of those in power in China right now.
	This is not a conspiracy.
	I mean, just look at what happened with COVID.
	For crying out loud, one of the Chinese ambassadors accused the United States military of creating COVID, and that didn't get removed.
	You're concerned about Elon Musk posting his opinions on Wellbutrin?
	Right.
	After... It is astonishing to me.
	Also, yeah, after two years of lockdowns, Howard, it's like, okay, that's over.
	Yeah.
	No one's bothered.
	You've gotta be.
	Yeah, I think a lot of people are bothered.
	I think they are, but they're afraid nobody can do anything.
	You're right though, that just shows the freedom of America versus everywhere else.
	And again, the question is not, what has the left been able to do?
	The question is, what would they do if they had?
	So look what they did!
	Complete unfettered power.
	Look at AOC.
	When AOC was, she tweeted, can we find this actually so I can bring it back up later?
	AOC tweeted to Gosh, I think it was, I don't know if it was Elon Musk or someone, she said, you know, the example of the right, she said, show me something this extreme that's been implemented on the left legislatively.
	I don't remember exactly what it was, but it was a tweet, and I tweeted her about this, like, okay, that extreme?
	How about abortion up until and including birth, period, taxpayer-funded?
	I would say that's extreme.
	How about your five-page bill that takes over a fifth of the United States economy, the Green New Deal?
	Just because it was blocked by people with That the rational component of their brain that hasn't been damaged doesn't mean that you didn't want it.
	That's what's scary.
	What's scary is when you look to Beto O'Rourke pointing to Australia as a good example for gun control.
	That's a ban.
	When you look at people pointing to Trudeau, pointing to the UK as good examples of what we need to be doing here in the United States regarding social media, that means that social media will help report people espousing opinions against the government, and they can be arrested.
	By the way, the Ministry of Truth, it's under the Department of Homeland Security, which means they have an enforcement arm.
	It means they can arrest you.
	It's not just like a, you know, whitehouse.gov petition.
	They want what is happening here, and think of how scary... This guy is running for office in Australia, and part of his platform is speaking out against foreign influence in their country.
	Foreign influence, by the way, in their elections, and if you bring up Kalajji, of course we have foreign influence in our elections, as far as our own former vice president has vested interest in Chinese money as well.
	If you speak out against that... Yeah, well, yeah, there's only tons of proof of it on the laptop.
	Right!
	And if you speak out against it, you might have a bureau of the government with the ability to enforce it through arrest.
	Work hand-in-hand with social media to get rid of you.
	And they've said that's what they want!
	They've been open about it!
	I don't know how many clips we have to show you when Jen Psaki says we want to see more of this.
	When Joe Biden says we want to remove more misinformation.
	When people want to... They're freaking out about Elon Musk right now on Twitter.
	We'll get to that in a second.
	What about this?
	This isn't whataboutism.
	Just, can you talk about this at all?
	While AOC parks in a handicapped spot so she can run into Whole Foods and get a coconut to eat like an apple with her stupid horse teeth.
	Yes.
	Drinking it through a cardboard straw.
	There's that AOC tweet, by the way.
	Which said, the extreme left is taking over, where, because someone tweeted out that the extreme left is taking over the Liberal Party.
	She said, where, in Texas, Republicans passed a law allowing rapists to sue their victims for getting an abortion.
	No they didn't.
	Can anyone name a far left policy that extreme, that extreme implemented anywhere?
	We can't even get our party to import cheaper RXs from Canada.
	F-O-H, she wrote.
	What does that mean?
	F-O-H?
	Foe?
	I don't know.
	She wants some Vietnamese soup and she doesn't know how to spell it?
	This should be a courtroom TV show that comes on right after Drag Kids.
	Yeah, exactly.
	I think abortion up until and including birth, which Governor Ralph Northam admitted in Virginia, I think that's as extreme and I think what AOC has proposed is as extreme.
	She's trying to say where it's been implemented because the left sucks at implementing a lot of these things.
	How about the laws that you want to propose of children being allowed to be on puberty blockers?
	I think that that's pretty extreme.
	It means F outta here.
	F outta here?
	F-O-H?
	Yeah.
	Shouldn't it be in caps?
	Well that's distinguished of a politician.
	Yes, exactly.
	Or a bartender.
	I think she meant to write like LOL or Doe but she couldn't, she doesn't have the depth perception.
	She's like, huh?
	What do I type?
	I'm doing my best!
	I don't understand, my eyes go everywhere but straight.
	All I'm saying is that, and I don't know everything about this guy Drew's political stance is, I do support at least his stance in saying, fuck Xi Jinping.
	He's right.
	Donald Trump don't trust China!
	China is an asshole!
	Alright, Joe Louis, that's enough.
	Hey, you know what?
	Someone come grab Joe Louis.
	He might have to go to the bathroom after watching the Dragnet Magnum Child Drag.
	I had to pet him whenever he comes to me.
	I can't help it.
	Miami drag.
	It's just Miami drag.
	All right.
	So now let's move on to what's happening here in the United States.
	By the way, smash that like button as you're watching.
	And send a congratulations to G Morgan in the comment section there.
	Yes.
	Awesome.
	Let's get to how the media here, because thank God we have checks and balances where the United States government can't do exactly what they're doing in Australia.
	So who's doing the hatchet work?
	That's the media.
	That's legacy media.
	Just like when CNN went after us.
	And again, they use a non-profit.
	They legitimize it through a media outlet.
	Then social media gives it the right-of-way to turn it into a trend.
	I've told you.
	That's the MO.
	Those three steps.
	Every time.
	That's how they try to cancel somebody.
	Okay.
	Well, right now, what they're doing with Elon Musk is...
	First off, I mean, there's a lot they're doing, but they're using this red herring fallacy.
	So here's what Time Magazine, and this is how lazy legacy... I mean, you deserve to die, Time Magazine.
	I mean, you deserve to die as a publication, figuratively.
	Was it Hitler or Man of the Year?
	Yeah, Hitler was, but Elon Musk, I believe, was Time's Man of the Year last year, if I'm not mistaken.
	Oh, and now he's the devil.
	Yeah, because last year they were saying, buy his cars.
	Oh, so the electric car thing's good, but him owning a platform, bad.
	Correct, because he moved to Texas.
	Ah, right.
	So here's what they were writing about in Time Magazine.
	They were writing that Elon Musk could have solved so many problems.
	Instead of buying Twitter, they said Elon Musk could have solved America's homeless problem.
	He could have solved world hunger.
	He could have educated every child in nearly 50 countries.
	Okay, before we get to why that's not correct, this is what we call the Red Herring Fallacy.
	It's a logical fallacy.
	Let me read you the definition of that.
	It's diverting attention from the real issue by focusing instead on an issue having only a surface relevance to the first.
	So, Elon Musk is purchasing Twitter, right?
	This deal is very likely going through, of course, and people are happy about it.
	He said that he will follow the law and he won't go beyond the law in censoring speech.
	That is having the left freaking out.
	Why?
	Because they just know there's going to be an even playing field.
	They're not even complaining about conservatives being favored, they're just complaining about conservatives or right-leaning people being allowed on the platform.
	So instead they try to say, you know what, why isn't he doing this with his money?
	Well, first off, it's none of your business, and second, it's irrelevant.
	Well, it's his money, and also why, if you want to be concerned about what he does with his money, why don't you be concerned about what happens with your money?
	That's a good point, and I'm going to bring that up in a second, because I have some wealthy people there who own the media conglomerates that are in charge of Time Magazine.
	So, these are lofty goals, and this is another problem with the left, is they believe that, oh, there's X amount of money.
	If you throw X amount of money at a problem, it just, it fixes it.
	For example, if you have a stupid child, and you just spend as much money as humanly possible to send him to schooling... Or drag.
	Yeah, or drag school.
	It's like clown college.
	It's drag college.
	Yeah.
	They said there's more makeup.
	Yeah.
	It's a dual clown drag college.
	Yes.
	The makeup's the same.
	Yeah.
	Silly shoes.
	So they believe if you just throw money at it, it'll fix the problem, and therefore it's our right to say that Elon Musk should use that money.
	Okay, well here's the thing.
	If you were to actually confiscate all the wealth from billionaires here in the United States, all of it, all of it, it wouldn't fund the United States federal government for one year.
	In 2020, the combined wealth of 745 billionaires was about $5 trillion.
	The federal budget was about $6.82 trillion.
	That's not even including the American Rescue Plan, which I forgot how many trillions we ended up with.
	That means that if you confiscated all the wealth, you could fund the government for approximately 263 days.
	How is that money going to educate every child across all 50 states?
	It's gonna be hard.
	Just the 43 billion?
	That's not even, I mean, that wouldn't even show up as a percentage.
	We could teach most of them the alphabet.
	Yeah, we could start.
	Most.
	Half.
	Quarter.
	It'd be A for all whites are racist, B for black lives matter, C for AOC's a... Yeah.
	Give us Elon Musk money and put it into the government and that'll solve the problem.
	Yes, give Elon Musk money to the government, that'll solve the problem.
	And it's funny how no one at time, again, so this is what they do, they go Elon Musk buying Twitter, let's focus on what he should do instead of that.
	Again, none of your business, but it's funny how no one at time is making that same argument about the magazine's owner.
	The guy is Marc Benioff, he's worth 7.8 billion dollars but still gets his hair cut at Sports Clips.
	That's a guy who looks like he enjoys his money too much.
	Yeah.
	He looks like he just fell asleep on a yacht, completely drunk.
	Can you not part ways with, I don't know, $3 billion?
	It's none of my business, you do what you want, but $3 billion.
	How about $4 billion?
	How much can you part with to solve world hunger?
	How about $1 million?
	Yeah!
	That's a million.
	How about $100 million?
	Hey, you at home, hey writers at Time Magazine or people who work at Big Tech, most of you make six-figure incomes.
	Do you really need that six-figure income if all of you pool together?
	You could have hundreds of millions of dollars, right now, that you could put into the institution of your choice.
	What about, oh, what's the number crossover where you get to determine that someone else should give their money, and how much money is that?
	And by the way, do you have the metrics?
	Do you have the data to show us exactly how Elon's, whatever, is it 42 billion, 43 billion, somewhere between 40 and 45 billion for Twitter?
	Do you have the metrics that show us exactly how that would, quote, solve world hunger?
	It's only 43 billion?
	Someone get Bono on the phone!
	I know, well that guy does look like he has fed a lot of the children of Jamaican prostitutes.
	Yes.
	So, I'm just saying.
	We cannot confirm or deny that fact.
	No, we can't confirm or deny.
	I mean, we're not Snopes.
	No, not at all.
	It's a maybe.
	So this is why they do it.
	It's a probably.
	It's the red herring fallacy.
	And I want to focus on those more as we go forward, the logical fallacies that are often presented.
	Especially running into it, it changed my mind.
	I want you to be prepared for these because you should be learning about these in college, but they actually don't teach you this in college because they don't want you to recognize what the professors are actually doing.
	Did you know Elon Musk could put everybody through college in America instead of buying Twitter?
	Yeah, he could.
	Yeah, he could have done that.
	He could have done that.
	Yeah.
	And then, thank God he didn't.
	Yeah, I'm just telling you.
	Everyone should know that.
	I learned that in college.
	Yep, yep.
	No, I know.
	I learned stuff in college too that's entirely wrong.
	So the reason that they do this is because what it really is about, and they don't want to tell you this, is they just want to control speech online as you see in Australia, in the UK, in Canada, where you can be jailed for things that you say online.
	And they don't like that Elon Musk is moving the ball in the other direction.
	Just listen to CNN contributor David Zrarik say this.
	He said this yesterday.
	No, I think there's a bigger problem that when we focus on the personalities of people like Elon Musk and people say, oh, I think Elon's thinking this or that.
	There's a bigger problem here about how we are going to control the channels of communication in this country.
	In 1927, we had the Radio Act.
	1934, the Communications Act.
	Congress stepped in.
	We made rules.
	FCC wasn't great, but it's still regulating the broadcast industry.
	You can't use vulgar language.
	You can't do all these things with speech.
	This is dangerous.
	We can't think anymore in this country.
	We don't have people in Congress who can make regulations that can make it work.
	I think we can look to the Western countries in Europe for how they are trying to limit it.
	But you need, you need controls on this.
	You need regulation.
	You cannot let these guys control discourse in this country or we are headed to hell.
	Are you talking about Jeff Bezos?
	Are you talking about Susan Wojcicki?
	Are you talking about Mark Zuckerberg?
	So you're saying by control also you're saying freedom?
	Yeah.
	He's saying that you can't let them.
	So you can't allow them to allow freedom?
	That's what you're saying?
	Yeah.
	That's exactly what he's saying, and in case you were wondering, wait, is he really saying that we should have less freedom?
	Then he says, let's look to the countries, like you have in Western Europe, where they have less freedom, where people can be jailed for what they say.
	Again, what would happen in this country if the left had what they wanted completely unfettered?
	Keep in mind, this is the same liberal media who would have had you believe that Malcolm Nance was out there, and remember his war-fighting cosplay?
	In case you don't remember this, with the context, He never went out into war, so it's hilarious now when you watch it.
	When you first watched it, you thought he was brave.
	Now you realize it's a Fisher-Price gun.
	Well, he claimed it was out in the front lines of the Ukraine with Joy Reid.
	Here you go.
	You know, as the more I saw of the war going on, the more I thought, I'm done talking.
	All right?
	It's time to take action here.
	So about a month ago, I joined the International Legion here in Ukraine, and I am here to help this country fight, you know, what essentially is a war of extermination.
	Yeah.
	Now, oh, wait, hold on a second.
	Wait.
	Wait, no, wait, wait.
	He's wearing pajama pants?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I'm out here in the bush.
	I just made an ear necklace.
	Wait, did you think he was a soldier?
	He kind of implied that.
	Well, I mean... No, he meant he was a CNN... He meant he was, sorry, he was a news contributor.
	An MSNBC contributor.
	Well, you're allowed to wear what you want.
	Yeah, no, exactly.
	Just because you're dressed up like a slut doesn't mean that you're easy.
	No, of course not.
	Just because you're dressed like a soldier holding a gun doesn't mean that you're in the military.
	No, exactly.
	So the shame on you, shame on you for making, you're making a leap, a logical leap that you see him saying he's in the front lines of the Ukraine and that it was time to stop talking, it was time to start acting and he's standing there with his gun and his ammo.
	You made a leap, shame on you for thinking that he, also he said that he was out there in the front lines, so shame on you for thinking that he was actually doing that because then in an interview with the Guardian, Nance said that he was so important they had to keep him safe.
	So he said, No matter where I am, no matter what I'm doing, I'm constantly checking my gear.
	If I'm in a safe house or on a press junket like I am now, I go over all my gear.
	Right now, part of my duty is to the press.
	And by that, he meant all of his duty.
	They were well aware that I was a high-level asset.
	So instead of putting me out in the line, I'm in a safe house talking to people like you.
	Hey, hold on a second.
	Hold on a second.
	Can we play that clip again?
	I'm in a safe house talking to people like you, but you just said the time for talking was over.
	Let's start playing it again.
	You know, the more I saw of the war going on, the more I thought, I'm done talking.
	Alright, pause!
	It's time to take action.
	Quote, I'm in a safe house talking to people like you.
	Let's rewind that clip again as though we're in a courtroom.
	I'm in a safe house talking to people like you.
	Instead of being on the front lines, let's play the clip again.
	The more I saw of the war going on, the more I thought, I'm done talking.
	Okay, so look.
	Pause.
	You can just get rid of it.
	Shame on you for thinking that he was done talking when in fact, quote, I'm in a safe house talking to people like you.
	What did you think he was doing?
	What he told you?
	By the way, what war was going on in upstate New York at the time?
	Where is he standing?
	Well, you know, the Jets and the Sharks have moved to Albany.
	I'm in the woods behind my house.
	We're going to play What the Flag on Mug Club here in just a few minutes because there's no way we could play it on YouTube and the Ministry of Truth would get to us.
	Look, the same media right now at Time who is trying to say, why isn't Elon Musk doing this?
	Why isn't Elon Musk solving world hunger?
	This is the same media who says, we need to control what happens online, and we need to make sure that misinformation is removed, and we need to make sure that we look to countries like Western Europe, or we look to countries like, they've actually pointed to Australia where people are being arrested, or places like Canada, Where people are being arrested, and protests are being shut down, and accounts are being frozen, and that's what the media is absolutely begging for here, while simultaneously, as you just saw, all references available at loudmouthcrowder.com, lying about everything.
	And here's when you know someone's a compulsive liar.
	And I'll leave you with this.
	This guy's name, what's that guy's name again?
	Nance?
	Malcolm Nance.
	Malcolm Nance.
	So Malcolm Nance is a compulsive liar.
	Let me explain.
	I had a kid who I knew in high school who was a compulsive liar.
	Is there proof that he's a liar?
	Yeah, what he just said and then he said the opposite.
	Oh, right.
	But I don't know which one is the lie.
	Oh, the military thing, right.
	Okay.
	Basically anything that's impressive is probably the lie.
	You're right.
	So I knew a compulsive liar in high school.
	And he would avail lies to you.
	That were not required.
	You weren't required to lie.
	You didn't ask him something like, catch him on the spot, like, does this dress make me look... Like, everyone lies sometimes.
	Like, no, yeah, the dress makes you look great.
	Well, you have to.
	The world would fall apart.
	Right, the world would burn.
	But when someone lies for no reason, then there's no gain other than the gain they falsely create through the lie.
	In other words, Nance.
	There, okay?
	Nance was a reporter at a shitty network.
	Okay.
	So we all assumed he was doing shitty reporting for a shitty network.
	But then he doubled down.
	No, exactly.
	None of us would have cared if he just said, hey, I'm here in Ukraine doing a shitty job.
	Like, well, that's what Nance does.
	We don't care.
	None of us.
	It wouldn't have been a story.
	It's only when he decides I know what will get them, I'll lie and go out in full battle regalia and tell them that the time for talk is over and that I am going to the front lines while I'm not.
	There's really no reason to create that lie other than for self-aggrandizement.
	Now, here's the thing.
	That's one reporter, and that's funny.
	But when you take into account that that's most reporters, not only Brian Williams, not only Dan Rather, but the people who work in the reporting rooms, the same people who want to lie when there are stories, like for example, a lie that they just made up about Donald Trump and Russian prostitutes.
	When you take into account the totality of people like Nance, you realize that you do have a media that is run by compulsive liars.
	And the government is saying, hey, we need to look to them to be our consultants.
	We need to look to them to be the advisors on this Ministry of Truth.
	And by the way, what's our stated goal?
	To be more like Europe, where there's less freedom.
	No.
	This is your line in the sand.
	I think we're better than Europe.
	That's why we left.
	And right now, we're going to leave YouTube.
	Hit the like button.
	You can leave a comment.
	We're going to go to play What the Flag on Mug Club, which is about new gender flags.
	It's grossly offensive for the YouTube audience, namely because it involves a mime, which there's a special place in hell for those people.
	There really is.

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