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April 18, 2022 - Louder with Crowder
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🎵 Music 🎵 Socialism.
Sharia.
And everything bad.
These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect leftist.
But Professor Chink accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction.
Progressiveness.
Thus, the squad was born!
Using their ultra superpowers, AOC, Ilhan, and Rashida have dedicated their lives to fighting America
and the forces of freedom!
♪♪♪ ♪♪♪
Mmm!
Can't taste anything.
That must mean I have the vid.
Have the old co-video, the old blockbuster co-video.
No you don't.
No I don't.
I don't know.
I have a... I do have a slightly scratchy throat because we were doing a show.
So you have the vid.
And the what?
Vid.
Yeah.
Vid!
Quarantine him!
Alright everybody.
Sorry.
Okay.
So!
Vid.
We have a lot to get to today. My headphones are gonna be a little bit of weird. I think it could also just be my ears
are blocked.
I think it is, yeah.
Yeah, my ear- everything sounds like I'm in a wave pool right now.
We have a lot to get to. I don't know if you know this, Elizabeth Warren is now calling for an investigation into
Jared Kushner, who's the son-in-law of President Donald Trump and also a
Jew.
Oh my goodness.
Little bit of anti-Semitism going on there.
But I don't know if you know why, perfect timing, because right now we're finding out that Hunter Biden, remember he's not president, but it turns out he was funneling a lot of money to his dad, former Vice President Biden.
A lot.
We now have more texts, emails from the infamous laptop.
I don't know if it's number one, two, or three.
So we'll be talking about that.
There's no denying it anymore.
Criminal, former Vice President Biden.
We knew he was criminally insane, now he's just plain old criminal.
We'll also be talking about Florida banning some math books.
Not banning, just prohibiting them from being taught in a curriculum, and comparing it with, you know, banning, I don't know, To Kill a Mockingbird from the left, because this is what we're going to be talking about all day.
Before I move on to any of that, let me ask you this.
What song, question of the day, would scare you most to be heard at 30,000 feet above sea level, if you were on a plane?
I want to hear, yeah, I just want to hear, like, what is it that would maybe, you know, raise your cackles?
Free Fallin'?
That's a good one.
Or, uh, if they're playing the, uh, Ultimate Warrior.
I'm on fire.
I'm gonna take this blade into a nosedive!
HULK!
Like, why is Ultimate Warrior flying this?
I don't believe he's FAA certified.
Crash into me.
For two reasons.
One, it's terrible.
Right.
Just the pilot changing.
Can you take me lower?
No, no.
Don't go higher.
Is this a parody?
And we're gonna die?
That's a really weird way to tell us that he wants to kill himself.
Also, let me tell you this before anything else.
We did not do a show on Thursday.
We told you that we weren't doing a show on Thursday, but this was last Thursday.
Show's all this week.
If you don't see us on YouTube, we haven't let you know we're still streaming live Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
Eastern.
Just go to Rumble or go to Mug Club where we have an entire, basically double the show.
Doublemint Show!
Okay.
That's not Doublemint.
Oh, also, I should tell you that, well, before that, let me move to... Is that done?
Gerald A., how are you?
I'm well, how are you, sir?
I have a sore throat.
But we already know that.
Yeah, I know.
Did you sleep well?
I just want the... No, I didn't sleep that well.
It's hard when you can't sleep, when you feel like you, you know, you just performed services on the device from 7...
And you know him, you love him, at Landau Dave.
He's going to be this Saturday in Virginia Beach doing shows.
It's a funny bone.
And then him and I, of course, are June 18th at Pikes Peak Center in Colorado Springs.
There are a few tickets left.
Tulsa is sold out.
We apologize.
Dave, how are you?
Good.
Ahoy.
Sorry about the services.
Dave's a little out of focus.
Am I?
Well, you know what?
Saturday's shows went late.
He might be a little hazy.
He might be a little hazy from the Wyrmwood liquor.
Dave's a little hazy from the wormwood liquor, man!
Now.
That makes your throat feel better, I'm sure.
Well, they asked me at the show, they asked an encore to do Gilbert Godfrey.
Oh.
And, uh, honestly I was starting to tear up because I missed it, it was really hard, so I'm like, AND WHAT?
You're still gonna make me do this?
I'm just glad you did it, though.
I wanted you to do it.
They're like, yes, we paid for tickets, you must do this.
You must do Gilbert Godfrey.
Dance, joke, money, come out little symbols.
Yeah.
Okay.
Before any of this, this is just to show you, and again, none of us here are condoning the depravity of the world, but we do have to address it.
In case you guys don't know, we are all happy warriors here, but that's what you see.
That's after the processing in the morning.
Our morning, and mine starts like at 4am, is waking up, reading the news, and going, SON OF A BITCH!
I just cry.
And then we somehow have to turn it into something that, you know, you don't have to react that way.
So, Duke University, their Divinity Pride- The hell is that?
You'll see.
They held their first worship service where they worship God, the Great Queer One.
I'm not making it. Here we go. Let's watch.
Super.
Good morning, the Good morning, the-
The Holy and Queer One be with you!
We want to affirm everyone to be who they truly are, to step into the Holy One's fire that burns away all that says we are not good enough, and refines us by the Pentecostal fire to be who exactly the Great Queer One calls us to be.
She gonna start speaking in swollen tongues?
Strange one.
Yes.
Fabulous one.
Just swollen from a busy night.
Looks like you're out of it.
It's Elton John's biggest jacket.
us to make our ideas of you into an idol. You are as close to us as our own breath,
and yet your essence transcends all that we can imagine.
You are mother, father, and parent.
You are sister, brother, and sibling. You are drag queen and trans man and gender fluid,
incapable of limiting your vast expressions of beauty.
Ah, yes, the great drag queendom of the Lord.
Why do they know the words?
Why do they?
Yeah, exactly.
They've done this before.
It's like, drag queen?
You're commenting on the Lord's clothing?
Well, by the way, I thought you said he's genderless.
That means he's gendered and going the other direction.
Yeah, you can't be a drag queen if you're a female.
You're just a girl.
You're just, you know, the great asexual one, I guess.
I don't know.
Weird, he gets to heaven and it's just God doing the time warp?
Yes!
This is bizarre.
St.
Peter just walks up, time is fleeting.
What?
Strange.
St.
Peter?
You're riffraff?
Weird!
I have no idea!
I love how they say, let's not let our ideas of you create you into an idol.
And then you talk about his clothing.
Yeah.
Then you make an idol of him.
Yeah.
Completely an idol.
Completely an idol.
Complete with a Prada sponsorship.
I'm just kidding.
Whatever the big and tall shop is.
What is it?
Talbot's?
I don't know what they wear.
Can we kick them out of school now, please?
I don't want them getting any further education.
They're dangerous enough as is.
I know you don't believe that.
You're right.
Where's the Kool-Aid when you need it?
Yeah, I know, really.
Why aren't you guys all wearing the same black outfit and a pair of Nikes?
Yes, exactly!
I think your ship is above.
Just create your own religion.
There you go.
Just do that.
Just create your own religion.
If you want God to be a genderless queer drag queen, which is an oxymoron, just create your own religion and nobody will join.
Yeah, and he will smite thee appropriately.
Yeah, have beverages.
Jim Jones had them.
Yes, exactly.
I'm not saying those, obviously.
I'm just saying beverages you could have available.
Refreshments.
Yeah, refreshments.
Because this never ended poorly.
Gosh, okay.
I actually want to hear from you, if you're watching and you're an atheist, you don't have to write because it's hard to hear you over the screams of hell, so comment below.
I'm always curious what atheists think when they see this, because a lot of you watching are atheists who are sort of Christian sympathetic because you understand that it's foundational, Judeo-Christian principles to Western civilization.
Do you understand, like, when people talk about appropriation, it's like, oh yeah, I'm going to take your God, and hey, Joe Louis, come on, go back.
Alright, you know, hey, can someone come in and get Joe Louis?
He doesn't want to be in here today.
Even that, look, you see that clip upset him.
That quickly.
It's not his fault.
That clip upset him.
It's really not his fault.
There you go.
Alright, go ahead, Joe Louis.
Because it's only going to get worse.
So, on the same topic-ish, there's a pastor, Jack Jens Jr., and just to be clear, this might have been a private charter plane, but it's been making the rounds, and I want to discuss Ilhan Omar, who, by the way, married her brother.
All references available at lateralthecarder.com.
It's true.
100% true.
Pastor Jack Jens Jr.
made news, this organization, Kingdom Realm.
Okay.
So it was Kingdom Realm Ministries that were filmed.
Don't look at me.
I thought you would know.
I have no idea.
You're a donator, right, Sheriff?
Yeah.
I'm a charter member.
I thought you had cash just hidden in your wall and stuff.
Uh, pretty much, yeah.
Where do you think your 10% goes?
Yeah, don't you have a bathroom with 500 grand in it?
Yes!
Who doesn't, Dave?
Will the first one among us cast the stone?
So, Kingdom Realm Ministries, that's what it is.
They were filmed playing music on a flight to Germany.
So here's what first went viral and then I'll give you the response which is hysterical
You are the name of our Lord and Savior You are worthy of all praise
Now, before I go to, uh, there were some negative reactions from Ilhan Omar.
Let me remind you that she married her brother, uh, her ex-husband.
Brothers share the same name, birth date.
This is overlay A1.
Even Snopes called this claim unproven, and that's as good as they can give you.
By the way, it's your job to figure it out, detective.
Snopes, it's in the name.
Snopes, for crying out loud.
Come on.
Yeah, Columbo would look like, I don't know, it's not notch.
What, are you waiting for those kids to have hooves?
No, you're not Columbo anymore, then.
No.
You don't even have to wait.
How great would it be if Peter Falk worked at Snopes?
He's like, is she married her brother?
Yeah.
I looked.
It's real.
I tried not to look.
So Congresswoman saw that, nice Christian, she's playing music, whether you're a Christian or not seems fine, tweeted, I think my family and I should have a prayer session next time I'm on a plane.
How do you think it will end?
The implication there is, of course, if you heard a Muslim call to prayer on a plane that, you know, Right, that people might be more nervous.
That one.
Yes!
Yeah, I think there's... I think there'd be two big problems with that.
Yes!
Something about precedent?
I don't know.
No, we all remember when Jars of Clay drove a postal truck into the World Trade Center, right?
Yes, of course.
Yeah, we all remember when, uh, what is it?
Credence Walk on Water?
Yes.
Revival?
Yes.
Hijacked a plane?
Yes, yes, yes.
When Sandy Patty flew a 747 into a megachurch.
Right, we remember that.
Yes, Zach Sabbath would hijack planes.
Yes.
If you play Best of Hill song backwards, it says, blow up America.
That's weird.
Jesus Cougar Melon Christ.
I don't know Christian bands.
Yeah, absolutely not.
I know a couple.
DC Talk.
DC Talk.
I was on a flight one time in Indonesia, largest Islamic country in the world.
Jesus, freak him out!
People were wearing all the get up and garb and chanting the entire time and I looked at a friend of mine at the time and I was like, we're not getting off this plane.
No, you're not getting off this plane.
We're not making it.
Of course it would make you nervous!
Of course it would make you nervous because that's what people have done historically when they've blown up planes.
I know what you're saying, what about all the people who do the call to prayer who didn't blow up planes?
I get it, that's most of them.
Right.
At the very least, a plurality of them.
But those aren't the ones I'm primarily concerned with.
It's not a double standard, it's just setting a standard.
Yeah, and don't get me wrong, if Bluto Lutarski walked in, grabbed his guitar, bashed it against the wall, and handed him back the neck, I would find it funny.
Yes.
I mean, I'm just saying.
Well, it's a bit annoying.
One, if that's a charter flight, there was people in the seat, like, as they were panning, like, really, again, Jack?
Yeah, I'm sure there's plenty of people who are like, yes, I believe in God, too.
I bet you Jesus would like quiet on a plane.
I'm sure Jesus is like, not now, son.
He's in control of everything.
He put up the no smoking sign.
It looks like it might have been a private plane, too.
It looks like it might have been a, or a mega, like a megachurch, like a charter to fly.
I'm sure they knew him.
I doubt some guys are just grabbing the old guitar and gonna play.
Right, yeah.
I guarantee it wasn't JetBlue, because a flight attendant was like, no!
No!
Spirit Airlines.
That's not, not over!
But you say spirit, we're talking about spirit.
It wasn't spirit, because he would have used the guitar to hit somebody to get a big front seat.
I think it might have been no soul plane.
Full of redheads.
That's as much as it can possibly get.
Even the guitarist was offbeat.
But look, this is a perfect example.
I don't think that the left understands, they don't have any self-awareness at this point.
We'll get to Elizabeth Warren in a second, but this is just how lack How much of a lack of self-awareness they have?
They're making your point for them.
Take the worst Christians you can possibly imagine.
I mean, the Westboro Baptist Church, they're of course not Christians.
There are 12 members.
They're inbred.
Four of them have flippers, just to be clear.
They're a hate group.
Right.
But even then, if someone stood up with a bomb vest, a turban on a plane, and said, Hello Akbar!
And just stopped and just yelled, God hates fags.
And sat back down and was like, I got off easy!
And we're supposed to go like, mm, yes.
Well, what kind of prayer session is she going to have?
Diversity is our greatest strength.
If I had a prayer session, what, a grab hands and pray?
Yeah, if any Christian was praying, that'd be fine.
We're not talking about that.
We're talking about the chanting that you typically do before blowing things up.
I wish I may.
I wish I might.
Bring me a brother to bang tonight.
She already got that one.
She's got a wish for something else.
I want another.
Ah, no.
Gimme gimme.
I need.
Gimme gimme Allah.
I need.
I need.
I want kids that are gross.
Please.
I'm doing the work.
I'm not a slacker.
Name that movie line.
Comment below.
Always helps with the YouTube algorithm.
Here's something else.
While we're talking about all the holy stuff going on, right?
We just hit the lesbian queer one god.
We just hit the... Sorry.
Here's the thing.
Even if you're an LGBTQAAIP person, you don't want a lesbian god.
Because lesbians aren't fun.
You want a gay God.
You also don't like gays, yeah.
No, but gay God would be fine.
Gay God would be fine.
A little bit catty.
You would expect that some of your confessions would get around.
Yeah, like Buddy Cole.
Yeah.
But a lesbian God?
Mad.
Beat.
Yeah.
It would just be self-flagellation all the time and shopping at Orvis.
Now, during Holy Week... Easily triggered.
Yes.
A group of Muslim migrants from a local shelter, they pelted Christians with rocks at an Easter, this is the thing, it's an Easter procession in Spain and local migrants, I'm sure you can guess, hit them with rocks, dirt, just watch.
Who is it?
My goodness!
But who is it?
Hey, glad you're here.
Who is it?
It's Juan.
Oh my God.
What's going on?
Hey, look at him.
He's taking a picture of me.
But who is it?
It's your partner.
Hey! What's up?
What's up?
Hold on.
Alright, other than that lady saying that, did you guys happen to catch this guy walking through?
Which guy?
Do you see the pointy hat up there to the left maybe?
Oh!
Oh!
What in the?
Spain!
What in the?
That was in the clip?
Wow.
Yes, that was in the clip.
Play that clip.
That's like when... Yeah, just look in the top left of the clip as it pans left in just a second.
Not right there, it goes back.
Give it another second.
I didn't even notice this.
Walking up like, hey guys, what's up?
Oh, wrong meeting.
My bad.
Is it Tuesday?
Oh, it's Wednesday.
Maybe he was just wearing it to throw them off the scent so they'd throw the rock and hit the point.
Oh, I guess this Sunday we don't have the area?
Alright.
It's not the Lions Club.
It's a public prayer procession, which by the way is being attacked by Muslim migrants.
I could have sworn I got off the plane in Alabama.
Is this not Alabama?
Does it mean something else in Spain?
I hope so.
Is there a cultural gap here?
It actually does.
I've got some notes on it.
Is that like the national siesta mascot?
This is garb from an order of Catholic penitents who apparently were... The Order of Penitents was a religious order established by Bernard of Marseille about 1272 for the reception into the Roman Catholic Church of the Reformed Courtesans.
Guess what?
I don't care.
You don't get to wear that anymore.
Sorry, guys.
Laundry day.
This was old.
This was my great-grandfather's all I had.
Well, you didn't need to put on the hood.
It's separate.
Well, I mean, come on.
I don't want to not match.
Look how tall it is, too.
He's like, I have the tallest hood possible.
There's nothing discreet about it.
It's just... At a certain point, I mean, if Wendy's has to release a new sign, like, you guys just have to rebrand.
You don't get to keep Even as a Klan head, it makes no sense.
If you have to go in anywhere, you have to take the mask off and reveal yourself.
Dang it, I can't see with this mask!
Every time I walk in anywhere, it knocks off.
It's like if, I don't know, it's like Bill Burr showed up to a stand-up special in the Eddie Murphy raw leather suit, and he's like, I had it first!
It's like, doesn't matter.
Dude!
This is my leather suit!
What, just because some black guy stole it?
Come on!
Yeah, it's like having the toothbrush mustache.
You're like, no, it's mine first.
It's like, well, no, it's Hitler's now.
Yeah, you don't get to wear it anymore.
No, no, it's mine.
Sorry, Laurel.
Or Hardy, whatever one.
Probably Hardy.
That guy's really lucky the cops started beating someone, otherwise he was next.
Yeah, he probably was just waiting for a distraction, and he's like, now's my cue.
I can walk away.
Nothing to see here, guy in a big hood.
He just lights a cross.
Nobody saw me.
And also in Spain, not exactly a lot of the people that you hate there, I don't think.
Hey, how many times have we seen in America, like, people pelt Muslims with rocks?
Because Ilhan Omar was just talking about it.
Well, yeah, it's so terrible.
I mean, is this not a hate crime?
I would think so.
I mean, it's a crime, but, you know, I don't believe in hate crimes.
I'm saying by their standard.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes.
It's a hate, it's a crime born out of love, Stephen.
Yeah.
Well, that guy's love for hoods.
Can't get enough of them, apparently.
I don't even care about the incident at this point.
I just want to speak to this guy.
And be like, you know what that is.
Right?
Come on.
Okay.
Imagine having to explain what you're wearing to everyone you've ever met.
No, it's not what you think.
It's this.
No, Google it before you hit me.
Yeah, it's like some guy whose family crest is a swastika and he has it around his suit arm.
He's like, it's not, this is a Scottish, it's an arms coat.
It was way before.
See, this point's shorter.
Yeah.
And I have to put it, I only put it there because otherwise I can't move my arm if I put it where it's down too low, so I gotta just...
It's not Hawk Wings.
It's Hawk Wings, not Eagle.
Yeah, not Eagle.
It's a different bird of prey.
Yeah, we don't... I mean, I don't necessarily like them, but I don't hate them.
Yeah, no, exactly.
I mean, I'm... Oh, no, yeah, I dislike Jews, but that's not what this means.
Yeah, that's not what this is about.
Not enough to get a tattoo of it.
No, no, no, no.
And I don't have a tattoo of it.
That's why I go full body cloak.
So all right, let's move on to this.
This is something that the media is discussing and they're discussing very dishonestly.
Of course, you know, I repeat myself, but this is important because I think it also draws a contrast between When people try and say, oh, the right has cancel culture as well.
Look, I think cancel culture is overused.
I think what we mean to convey, and this is one of those issues where I don't think we want to be reductive.
I understand that soundbites work for people.
What we're really discussing with cancel culture is the ruining of someone's not only life, but the removal of their livelihood for opinions that you deem impermissible.
That's what we're talking about with cancel culture.
We're not talking about someone being fired because they're bad at their job.
We're not talking about someone who is removed from government because, I don't know, they do something illegal.
That's not cancel culture.
What we are talking about is the world in which we live, where you are often intimidated into silence because you know the leftist bully pulpit will try and remove your livelihood.
And we see that all the time.
It does not exist on both the left and the right.
They've tried to say, oh, right-wingers want to ban books.
Well, let me explain to you what is going on right now in the And then I'll contrast it, of course, with the books that
the left has banned from certain curriculum.
So the Florida Department of Education just rejected 41% of new math textbooks.
And the reason why, keep in mind, the key word here is math, as in mathematics.
They were including things like critical race theory.
They were including topics that had nothing to do with math.
It was social engineering.
So 41% of the books were no longer approved for the math curriculum.
I can't imagine what is in a math textbook that would indoctrinate a child.
Orange County Classroom Teachers Association President Wendy Dormel says she's baffled after learning the Florida Department of Education rejected 54 math textbooks submitted for the state's approved list.
The state says the publishers attempted to indoctrinate students.
I'd really love to see some of these rejected books and see what they highlighted and found disturbing in those books.
According to the state, 41% of the submitted textbooks included references to critical race theory, common core, and social-emotional learning.
Grades K-5 had the most materials rejected.
Governor Ron DeSantis saying in a statement the publishers were quote, indoctrinating concepts like race essentialism.
State Representative Carlos Guillermo Smith tweeted saying the governor has turned our classrooms into political battlefields.
Certainly, in a math book, I can't imagine what he's talking about.
What do you mean you can't imagine?
It says it, yeah.
I can't even imagine.
You're a big girl, a very big girl.
You should use your imagination.
It says it.
It says it.
Yeah.
I can't even imagine.
You're a big girl, a very big girl.
You should use your imagination.
Use your grown-up skills.
Right.
You remember the thing you read?
That.
Yes.
I don't know.
I can't imagine.
That you're being ableist because of my dyslexia.
You're a teacher and you can't read?
Problem?
It's not like all of this is new either.
It's like, listen, Common Core.
We said don't submit books with that.
And they're like, yeah, but what about this Common Core?
All right, so we'll submit Common Core.
No, no, no, no.
I'm telling you, don't submit Common Core.
Right.
Yeah.
Well, we'll submit Common Core.
So, she's so perplexed as to what kind of indoctrination material could be in there.
Now, this again shows you the lack of self-awareness on the left.
People on the right, right now you're watching, conservatives, you of course have heard the attack that conservatives want to ban books, right?
You of course have heard the attacks that conservatives believe in censorship.
You know these attacks.
You're well aware of them.
I know this because when I go on campus or when I just go out in public in a street corner and do Change My Mind, people who are conservative are more educated on the opposition's position.
This woman doesn't even know.
She's like, I can't even imagine what might be offensive.
Well, that means she's not aware of the fact that there is opposition to critical race theory.
There is opposition to social engineering.
There is opposition to common core in textbooks.
It means she doesn't even know that.
That tells you who lives in an echo chamber.
So how about, as an example, this entire program?
We've covered this before.
It was called A Pathway to Equitable Math Instruction.
It's promoted by the Oregon Department of Education to teachers last year.
One part of it is called, it's titled, Dismantling Racism in Mathematics Instruction.
I thought this was math.
Yeah, well, because you forgot to, I did think it was odd when I had to carry the hood.
It was from the Catholic order, Stephen.
A plus sign is a swastika that's not dancing.
Yeah, exactly.
It's a swastika with a flat tire.
Exactly, that's what I've always said.
What about California?
Their proposed math curriculum, their Department of Education, reading a quote, Mathematics education in the United States was initially structured for a narrow purpose, to prepare privileged young white men for entrance into elite colleges.
A particularly damaging assessment practice to avoid is the use of timed tests to assess speed of mathematical fact retention.
The narrow focus was to teach math!
Yes, the narrow focus was to teach Math.
And this is another thing I understand, that back in the day when you looked at IQ tests, they were not fair because often black children did not get the same amount of instruction or the same amount of time of instruction.
That is no longer the case.
And if you look at the outcomes, With people who are in underprivileged areas?
Well, look, you can't just say that there's a correlation between a lack of spending, because there's more spending often in these bad neighborhoods.
For example, Detroit.
For example, Washington, DC.
They don't have good performance metrics.
You can't complain about, well, the teachers are being paid more in many of these places.
These, as people now are getting further and further removed from what you would consider systemic racism, the results aren't improving.
You can't just keep throwing money at the problem.
This is the issue that they have in California.
It's because we're looking at results here, and affirmative action isn't enough, so we need to change.
We need to get rid of standardized testing.
We need to get rid of timed testing.
Hold on a second.
Maybe accept responsibility that you're bad at your job, but they can't do that, so they have to throw new bullshit into the mix.
So here's Critical Race Theory being referenced by Maine in Chapter 2.
Because the left says it's not a real thing, Critical Race Theory, in the California Math Framework.
It says, Rethinking Teaching and Learning Mathematics from a Critical Race Perspective.
Where could it be less relevant?
Racial theory.
Which, by the way, is entirely incorrect.
For people who claim that conservatives are reductive, there's nothing more reductive than critical race theory.
It just says, oh, look, correlation, causation.
Well, what about the fact that there were actually more people enslaved and taken to Africa than here in the United States?
What about the millions of people?
Or at least a million people who were enslaved in the Mediterranean?
What about the kind of results that you see in the UK, by the way, with underprivileged white people?
And by the way, the term cracker redneck existed before the United States was even created.
What about those people who see the same kind of performance metrics sometimes that you see as black Ameri- It certainly can't just be a race thing!
All references are available at latoscreditor.com.
I highly recommend that you read Thomas Sowell.
He talks about this in depth.
He's one of the best ever.
The point is, you could not be more misguided or simplistic in your approach, and then you create an entire curriculum based on a false premise, critical race theory, and you ruin a generation of Americans.
Here's another one.
A proposed textbook for an Arizona district says that conservatives are more racist than liberals.
And I don't think that right now we have any specific examples from Florida.
That's the issue.
I did get a hold of one right here.
Oh, did you?
Yep.
Yep.
It is a math problem.
You ready?
In Florida?
This is one that they were- This is one that they were teaching, yeah.
They were moved, yeah.
Okay.
But, see, maybe you can get it.
Well, yeah.
Okay.
Or we'll see why it's banned.
All right.
If a China man- That seems bad.
If a China man be on dat platform, and the A train comin', how much bail does my boy Rel get for kickin' his ass onto dem tracks?
This is from Section 2, Lesson 1.
Huh.
No bail?
That's right!
It's a brain teaser.
Yeah, you would have got 8 in school.
See, it's not that hard.
Call it my white privilege.
This is important because you look at what's happening here.
They want to teach critical race theory.
They want to teach math from a racially charged perspective because, again, their goal is to divide and conquer.
Great results, by the way.
Great results.
This is something you can also see if you look at, for example, the riots that took place in Watts or in our hometown of Detroit.
These riots took place, by the way, in cities where they didn't have the same kind of history of slavery.
Guess what?
The cities weren't destroyed in the southern United States, where they were more closely tied directly to the slave trade.
Those cities were destroyed.
Places like Detroit, places like Watts, they were destroyed.
Guess which parts?
The black parts of these cities.
It wasn't just white flight in Detroit.
It was all flight.
Because the left constantly wants to divide and conquer.
They want racially charged riots.
They want, like we see now, Black Lives Matter.
If that goes away, Al Sharpton, Kamala Harris are out of a job.
So, that's why they want to inject race.
And by that I mean racism.
They want to inject racism.
Critical race theory is racist.
Not only is it wrong, it's racist, they want to inject that into every curriculum.
So, while they want to inject that and they complain, when someone who's well within their authority as governor, and certainly people who work in the state legislature, say, well, you know what, this is not appropriate for math.
Is that how you want to ban books?
Well, guess what?
Democrats are busy banning books like To Kill a Mockingbird or Huckleberry Finn.
Why?
Because the N-word is mentioned in there, even though the ultimate story about Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn is an anti-racist story.
Who's being reductive?
Who's being reductive at this point?
Look, you can comment below.
I do not think that it's a hypocritical position to say, you know what, critical race theory should not be in math textbooks, and I also don't think that we should ban Not to Kill a Mockingbird.
I think that is entirely consistent.
I do believe it is inconsistent to want to ban books simply because their historical context is offensive to you today.
Well, and don't let the left get away with the lie that they'll tell you that the people on the right don't want you to hear about slavery, don't want you to hear about the bad choices that have been made in this country, the terrible things that have happened.
No, we want all of that taught.
Guess what?
It is taught right now.
What you're trying to do is to say all white people are bad.
All white people are privileged, and therefore you guys have to give to these other groups.
By the way, don't throw Asians in there, because they're a little pissed off at the Asians, too.
They just won't say it, necessarily.
It's not Asian privilege.
I wonder why they're targeting math, though, and making it more equitable.
I don't know, was that a rhetorical question?
I mean, I think it's a...
Oh, I get it!
Fairly clear.
Yeah, something about the Asians?
No.
No, definitely not.
I would never say that.
I don't believe that they understand math.
No, they do not excel in the STEM field.
That's true.
That is not why Brown and Harvard are like, No more!
No more!
Keep them out!
Yeah, they're not known for being highly intelligent.
Asians trying to get into Stanford are like Urkel in the intro, and they're like... Days go by...
Why do we want everything to be catered to stupidity?
And I don't mean that anybody's stupid, I mean they want to keep you at that point.
Because that's the only result they have so far.
Spending trillions of dollars over decades and decades and decades asking for more money and more money and better unions, and they have no result so they have to change the goalposts, they have to move the goalposts.
I want all of the topics in history taught, by the way.
Just to be clear when they say they'll write, no, I want slavery to be taught.
But I want it to be taught with who had the most slaves.
Where were they the most amount of slaves?
United States?
Europe?
Saudi Arabia?
The Middle East?
Africa?
Particularly West Africa?
Who had the most amount of slaves?
A lot of people don't even understand.
I want you to teach slavery, but I want you to teach that we had to end slavery uniquely because of our Constitution saying that all men were created equal.
Guess what?
They had slaves across South America and Brazil.
The rest of the world didn't see anything wrong with it.
So there is more of a history of racism in the United States.
It is true, of course, that slavery here, obviously if you look at the Civil War, of course was predicated on racism, but that's not why we had slaves in the first place.
It's how people in the South who wanted to keep slaves like the rest of the world found justification in the face of the unjustifiable.
We didn't bring them here under the guise of racism.
They were sold, they were traded, they existed everywhere else.
And then when we said, you know what, no more slaves here in the United States, there were some Southerners who said, uh, blacks are inferior.
It was to justify a practice that already existed.
It's not why slavery was created, because it existed before and it still exists today.
I want that taught if you're teaching slavery.
And I want you to teach long division, not what Elizabeth Warren demands you teach that day.
Oh, it's also an extremely wealthy class of people that has been put onto every single shade of white, which is very aggravating.
Right.
And that should also be taught.
Who was it?
Every single person in this country did not benefit or be hurt by the same thing.
That's the part that bothers me so much.
The Italians, the Irish, all kinds of people that came to this country were treated like garbage.
Asians?
I'm okay with the Italians.
Look, I'm part Italian and I just think if you could just be quiet in a restaurant, maybe it wouldn't be such a problem.
Stop knocking over glasses.
You don't always need to talk like this.
Hands to yourself.
No, I get it, yeah.
I get it.
You don't have to talk like this all the time.
And a little gropey.
Very well.
A little.
That's the Cuomo brothers.
The brothers Cuomo.
Not all Italians are like the Cuomos.
Well, like half.
Right.
All right, Fredo.
A plurality.
A large number.
Yes.
Okay.
Half my uncles.
So now we can move on to this.
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So now let's move on to Hunter Biden and former Vice President Joe Biden.
First, let's use this to jump off.
Elizabeth Warren.
It's still a thing.
Who, by the way, is less Native American than I am Sub-Saharan African.
That's true.
We actually have proof of that.
We actually have the genetic testing just to prove it.
Can you imagine if I- It's right here, actually.
Can you imagine?
I have like 1% Sub-Saharan African.
If I just came out- This is your 23 and me.
Yes.
That's the result.
Blank.
Without the lines.
It's just without the lines, yes.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, that's just because she likes those burfs.
Well, she's won 1,000 seats before.
And no one calls a left on it!
Pow wow chow.
They'll be like me coming out just doing Pryor's bits like, man, this shit, you know, makes people crazy.
Smoking crack and shit.
My new soul food book.
Davy's Greens.
Davy's got a great recipe for giblets.
Mmm, he loves a pig's feet.
Don't dwell on that shit too long, it'll mess you up, you know.
Curry and Dave.
Way better than Mike Epps.
He does a horrible Richard Pryor.
I wish I were black.
No.
Was black.
He actually does.
So, Elizabeth Warren.
I need to restart because every time I say her name I just want to take a pot shot.
I can't stand her.
She, to me, is just the most annoying.
She's not the most evil.
That's Governor Whitmer and then Nancy Pelosi.
But Elizabeth Warren now, today, and the timing is curious, said that the DOJ needs to investigate.
Jared Kushner.
So she wants the DOJ to investigate Jared Kushner because of maybe some investment from a Saudi prince.
Okay, Kushner, for those who don't remember.
I know last names can be confusing.
Donald Trump's son-in-law, and he's a Jew.
Is she anti-semitic?
That's what I'm wondering.
Not according to one of her cookbooks.
She said, I think this is a moment where Congress needs to do a lot more about corruption.
Okay, well thank you for giving us a segway.
That's what us pilgrims call a segway.
A segway, lying bear.
Bagels and lox.
So, now we all know how the liberal, the leftist media, right, they all wanted us to make sure that we understood.
Right, yeah.
That, because Hunter Biden, obviously, all of these scandals, they wanted to create distance between Hunter Biden and former Vice President Joe Biden.
The answer, right, their retort was always, well, Hunter Biden's not running for president, but don't take my word for it.
Absolutely.
We should note Hunter Biden isn't running for president.
That argument has been debunked, and I raised it because you mentioned the national security issue.
I'm very confused.
I'm very confused by the president's son's assertion that they're really on the up and up.
The Trump presidency has been the most corrupt administration in history, we would argue.
His children have offices in the West Wing.
Joe Biden is elected president?
Let me just tell you something.
His children will not occupy offices in the West Wing.
So I'm sorry to crush Junior's hopes and dreams.
You know that the people who want to make hay in Washington are going to try to use your adult son as a cudgel against
you.
How do you feel about that and what do you have to say to those people?
He's pooping.
Well, look, uh... Oh, yeah.
There it is.
I have great confidence in our son.
I am not concerned about any accusations made against him.
It's used to get to me.
I think it's kind of foul play, but... Very foul.
Look, it is what it is.
He's a grown man.
He is the smartest man I know.
Wrong.
I mean, for in a pure intellectual capacity.
And by the way, he's saying they're trying to get at him, you know, with the accusations.
No, no, these facts that we're about to deliver are aimed at you.
But that's how you know he was lying, because he went way too far.
Really?
Look, no, of course, it has nothing to do with me.
If that's all he said, like, hey, you know, it's my son.
I'm not in charge of my son.
It has nothing to do with me.
It's my son.
It's his own thing.
By the way, he's the smartest person who's ever lived.
He's a member of Mensa?
He makes Mother Teresa look like a child rapist.
It's like we should have then been like, hmm, is this connected to you?
I don't know.
I don't know about Princess Diana's breaks.
No idea.
But we know that Hunter Biden, obviously, we already knew that Hunter Biden's a crappy person.
Well, but he's super into crack.
Right, okay, yeah, of course he's into crack.
Well, he tried to smoke Parm.
Yeah, well, we already know that, the Parmesan cheese, yeah.
Yeah, but he's a big prostitute guy.
Yeah, he's also in bed with the Chai Comps.
Yeah, well, okay, I already know all of that, but I just... Oh, yeah, he even diddled his dead brother's wife.
Okay, shut up, shut up!
I'm trying to do a segment.
We all know that Hunter Biden is a horrible crack-slash-parmesan-cheese, prostitute-purchasing, brother's-widow-diddling bag of scum, but this is about former Vice President Joe Biden and what he's done.
And he can still be the smartest man that Joe Biden knows.
Yeah, plenty of smart people smoke parmesan cheese and drywall and bang their brother's wife.
It's not an IQ test!
Dead brother.
Throw guns and garbage cans as well.
Allegedly.
Unless you approve.
No, he's definitely dead.
So, here's what we have now.
The connections from Hunter Biden to former Vice President Joe Biden.
Sorry, it's just that it's real.
It's all real.
So text messages from Hunter to his daughter, Naomi, show that he's been funneling money to, you've heard, the big guy, right, for decades.
That was sort of the code phrase.
And we thought, well, that's all there is, is the big guy code phrase.
At least they're using code phrases like, you know, hawk wings, not eagle wings, to big guy, over, you know, that kind of thing.
So that's where people were speculating, well, maybe the big guy doesn't mean former Vice President Joe Biden.
Well, the problem is then there are other Receipts that are actually written at the attention of Joe Biden.
It's like a Jesse Smollett check.
Yeah.
So this is what he wrote.
These are some of the texts.
I'll kind of build the case here for you.
To his daughter Naomi from Hunter Biden.
I hope you all can do what I did and pay for everything for this entire family for 30 years.
Here's another one.
It's really hard, but don't worry.
Unlike Pop, that's his father, I won't make you give me half your salary.
Now let me start this off With some low-level expenses, and then we'll graduate to the more expensive stuff that's labeled for former Vice President Joe Biden.
So some emails to his business partner, a guy named, I think it was Eric Schwerin.
Just that name makes me think.
Schwerin.
Schwerin?
Schwerin.
Schwerin.
Schwany.
So, emails, and they were titled J.R.B.
Bills.
Now, I know you have the big guy, like, I could be anybody, and Hunter Biden's saying pops, you're like, I could be anybody.
And now you're like, Hunter Biden's sending emails to his business partner, J.R.B.
Bills, that could be any person.
It doesn't mean it's Joseph R. Biden.
Joseph Rubinowski.
Don't worry, it gets worse.
Junior Biden.
These are labeled J.R.B.
Bills.
And here's where some of the money was going, so air conditioner repair for Joseph R. Biden, $1,239.
That's actually a good deal for air conditioner repair.
That's not so bad.
I actually thought that would be more fiscally irresponsible.
I mean, it's illegal, but it's still, that's a good deal.
I'm gonna need to find his guy.
A painter for $1,475.
Fixing a stone wall, probably tried to smoke it, $2,600.
Now, Sherwin at the time was president of Rosemont Seneca Partners, and that was Hunter Biden's Chinese-linked investment firm.
They also had access to Joe Biden's finances and his tax return.
Oh no, that makes sense now.
What?
Well, we all thought that Hunter smoked the cheese because he was a dope-sick rock fiend, but it was really because he couldn't afford any decent crack after giving all of his money to Joe.
I don't know the going price for crack, but your theory seems sound.
Yeah.
Thousands of dollars could have been put to better use.
I mean, it's really not so much the going price of crack, it's just the amount you use.
Right.
Well, right.
Yeah.
The poison's in the dose.
Yeah.
Also, the poison's in the crack.
The fentanyl's in the dose.
So, let's go to some big ticket items.
You're like, ah, some AC, Stonewall, whatever.
It's still illegal, especially considering that Elizabeth Warren wants to investigate Kushner.
Right now, and this is something the media will try and keep suppressed, let's go to some other expenses where pop is connected.
Over the course of 11 years, Hunter Biden paid former Vice President Joe Biden's cell phone bill, totaling $25,000.
Also, by the way, Joe Biden, you actually qualify for the T-Mobile Senior Discount.
You should be using that.
Cricket Wireless.
Yeah, that only makes two calls.
Right.
Cellular One.
That's not the only $25,000 expense.
In 2018, Hunter accidentally transferred $25,000 to an escort named Golnura.
And that actually forced the Secret Service to show up at Hunter's hotel and a former agent sent him messages.
Again, this is all documented.
References available at lightofthecard.com.
Telling him, he said, you need to come out.
And he was reminding him that the hotel room was linked to, quote, Celtic's account.
Wait, Larry Bird is involved in this, too?
Well, we can't rule anything out, but I should have mentioned, in this case, Celtic was former Vice President Joe Biden's call sign.
That was his call sign.
So we have JRB bills, we have the Celtic account, $25,000.
By the way, that must be a fantastic hooker.
Well, but in the memo line, he wrote, not a call girl.
Right.
So I don't think we can hold it against him.
Yeah, unlike Jerry Springer, who wrote, a call girl.
Again, it's just the lying is too much.
It's like, he's the smartest person I ever know!
Hey, was that a hooker?
No, I specifically wrote on the check NOT one!
Why didn't you just write, you know, like, consultant?
Couldn't think of the word.
Also, you used a check with a hooker.
Is that bad?
You stayed in your dad's hotel room.
That's also bad.
Yeah.
Use cash.
Really?
I never thought about that.
I didn't know hookers carry square.
And again, it's funny, but here's the thing.
Their depravity knows no bounds.
They don't fear accountability at all.
Hunter didn't think twice of paying a hooker with a paper trail.
The media's not going to call him out on it.
Not only will the media not call him out on it, the media ran interference for him, right?
With the New York Post story.
Before the election.
And then said, by the way, this has nothing to do with former Vice President Joe Biden.
The story was true.
We know it was true.
That was absolutely election meddling.
And now we know that there is.
Tens of hundreds of thousands of dollars that have gone and been funneled from Hunter Biden to former Vice President Joe Biden.
There is a connection.
It's illegal.
And whistleblowers.
Yes.
And whistleblowers.
Well, they're alive for now.
Well, yeah, for now.
And also, by the way, it seems like he's doing pretty well today.
Hunter Biden.
I don't know where he makes his money.
Oh, that's right.
Illegal.
But that's how he affords his swanky Malibu mansion.
He's like Charlie Sheen in Three and a Half Men.
What?
In the boo?
Is that one of the broken lizards?
I'm being serious.
Is this?
that is hunter biden joe biden's son he's moved to malibu um rented a house
is that one of the broken lizards i'm being serious it's 20,000 a month is that's what
it was going for what yep 20,000 a month he moved we're told maybe four months ago
but it's been kept in the download the reason we know is Their job's to keep him in the house.
swarming that area. Oh no. That's I believe one of the Secret Service vehicles. There are
Secret Service all over the place. Their job is to keep him in the house. They're going up to neighbors now
and they're asking, would you rent your house to us for the next year so that we can do our thing?
They didn't say it was for hunters, but obviously it was right across the way and they want to
make sure they can keep an eye on things. But don't worry, that Secret Service detail is only costing
you, the taxpayer, $30,000 a month.
Wow.
That's a deal at twice the price.
Imagine thinking like, oh man, and Robert Downey Jr.
just got clean and lives in this neighborhood.
How many grown men are gonna sleep in my kid's race car bed?
So think about, all of this does seem a little, it does seem a little curious to me, right?
So we have, okay, Elizabeth Warren right now calling for an investigation into Kushner.
Yeah.
Okay.
Hunter uses his dad's political clout to secure like Scrooge McDuck size bags of cash from China and get himself board seats at Ukrainian energy companies.
In an insane house.
Yes.
An insane house in the most expensive area you can live in America, basically.
Right, and then he also takes some of that money, turns around, the money he made off of his father's name, and gives it right back to former Vice President Joe Biden, right?
So he takes money, using his name, and then gives kickbacks to former Vice President Joe Biden, receipts all, we're going to have them all at lateralsecretary.com.
So that would mean...
Joe Biden's a criminal.
Yeah, absolutely.
He's a criminal, right?
You're right.
He'll be going to jail.
It's illegal.
For most people.
As in not legal.
Yeah.
I always thought illegal banking was completely legal.
I'm the most legal ever!
Again, Joe.
I wrote not illegal on the check.
Yes!
That's what I wrote on it, didn't you?
Can't you read?
Smartest guy I know.
By the way, some interesting news that I've heard right now is that WikiLeaks actually has access to all of the data on these hard drives, and will start to kind of throw that information out.
So I'm hoping that that is 100% true, and that we can verify that at some point in the near future, because if it is, like, everything's coming out from it.
Right.
And by the way, the FBI raided, remember, Giuliani's house.
He had it right there!
And that was the one thing they didn't want.
So think about this.
It's this amalgamation of pure evil and corruption.
You have somebody who's worked, suckled at the public teat for over 50 years, former Vice President Joe Biden, who hasn't worked in the private sector, hasn't earned an honest dollar for five decades of his life, a screw-up son who bangs his dead brother's widow, allegedly.
Definitely.
Uses his dad's name to funnel money back to former Vice President Joe Biden, then of course gets caught in these scandals, committing crime after crime, which of course not only is there a financial liability with former Vice President Joe Biden, there's of course a security liability because it can be used as leverage when someone's committing such awful crimes like pedophilia, as Hunter Biden was, like drug use, like throwing a gun into a trash bin, but instead the FBI, whose job is To root out corruption.
That's what you assumed at one point, right?
You assumed that the FBI were the good guys.
Go into Giuliani's apartment and take everything else because they're going to investigate him while leaving the laptop, which we now know is confirmed and was also suppressed during the election by big tech.
We have the former vice president of the United States.
We have his son and international relations with the Ukrainian, well, Ukrainian government by proxy.
Yeah.
The FBI involved doing their bidding for them, and then we have big tech ensuring that you never hear about it before the election, even though we know that that verifiably would have changed the vote in every single swing state that exists, and then they blame you!
They blame you for sowing mistrust in their institutions!
At a certain point, At a certain point, and I mean figuratively, you just gotta burn it all down and start from scratch.
I mean, I don't know if this is fixable, this ball of twine at this point.
If you think there's a way to fix it within the current system, let me know.
Comment below, it helps the algorithms.
We're going to play Bad Movie Lines, and apparently... Sorry, actually, this just came up.
The new... I was on a roll, this better be good.
He was!
It better!
A hot, buttery one.
The new Woke MCU movie.
Thor Love and Thunder trailer just dropped, and we have that trailer for you.
Wait, what?
What?
Wait, hold on a second.
Okay.
Because my mind is still on smoking Parmesan cheese, $25,000 for a hooker with a CHICK, MICHAEL!
Well, so instead of Bad Movie Lines, we want to show you Thor 4 Love and Thunder, where Thor becomes a woman.
Oh, on Mug Club?
Yeah.
Well, we could do it in front of the paywall, if you want.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on a second.
That's a good idea.
You're right.
Wait, everyone pause.
How mad is this going to make me?
I haven't seen it yet.
This just came out.
Thor changes his name to Whore.
See, this is where the problem begins.
I think this should definitely be Spongebob.
Don't slut-shame the Marvel Universe.
I know, I'm kidding.
I would never.
You can't pick up that hammer.
Yes, I can pick up the hammer.
I don't know.
I'm worried.
Should we be doing this on YouTube or should we do it on Mug Club?
What if we showed it now, gave initial thoughts, and then we go into Mug Club?
There you go.
Okay, how about this?
Be ready to piss off YouTube at a moment's notice.
Okay, hold on a second.
Here's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to start watching this, but you have to follow my direction, because I do not want to get suspended on YouTube for a Thor trailer.
And I don't know, is it Thor or It Hurts?
And it's called Thor 4, is that right?
It's called My Ass Is Thor!
Love and Thunder.
Love and Thunder.
This sounds like an Australian male strip club!
So like, Love and Basketball?
So you have to follow my instruction.
And by the way, depending on how many likes we get right now on YouTube, maybe we'll do it.
We'll do it.
Let's say, let's say, what do we want to say?
Like 10?
Is 10 good?
No, let's just, let's just, just hit the like button if you want me to, but we're going to start playing this.
Okay.
And then if I can feel the rage, but when I'm trying to, yeah, I'll just say, stop it.
And then we'll do it on Mug Club because.
Remember, we got in trouble.
We got suspended on YouTube because the transgender individual who threw a hobo's lunchbox at me, we laughed at that person.
We laughed at that person committing felony battery against me, and we were the ones who got struck.
So I'm very, very... I don't know what's coming at me here.
I know it's gonna be bad, but let's start it, and then if I say stop, we stop, and we go to Mug Club.
If it's the little girl from Adventures in Babysitting, I'm cool with it.
Other than that, I think I'm gonna be confused.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Alright, let's... Let's see.
Let's start.
Alright, here we go.
And washing my new breasts.
Wait.
Wait.
This reveal is what... The Judah Freelander?
Yeah, is he Bubba Gump?
I need to figure out...
exactly who I am.
Wait.
Wait.
Oh boy.
This reveal is what...
Judah Friedlander?
Yeah, is he Bubba Gump?
I was running.
I'm gonna go get a drink.
No.
I mean, I already don't like it because it's not my style.
Did Marvel just buy the GNR catalog?
I think it's just look into the eyes of the people that you love
All right, not me What?
I was just listening.
No, guys, guys, let's just go to Buckbook.
This is only gonna... I'm just not gonna be happy.
I'm not gonna be happy with myself.
YouTube, piss off.
YouTube, piss off.
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