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Oklahoma BANS Abortion! Is YOUR State Next? | Louder with Crowder
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We're all going to Tulsa, Oklahoma to see Steven Crowder and Dave Lando on May 14th.
There's still a handful of tickets left because these two decided to perform at an ostentatious mega venue with 3,000 seats.
Sure, you can buy tickets at louderwithcrowder.com slash tour, but... Looking at most of you, I can say you won't make the f***ing trip.
Because Oklahoma only has room for real cowboys.
Not wannabe rednecks in affliction t-shirts and rhinestone f***ing woolly chaps with undertones of homosexuality.
There's no room for fakes.
I don't need any Garth Brooks attending any more than I need Hootie and or his f***ing Blowfish.
Now those of you who are lucky enough to make the trip may not make it through the whole performance because these shows get rough.
Jokes about race, gender, sexual orientation, and all matters of subjects deemed off-limits by today's society.
These shows are hard.
They can be cruel.
So if you think your man or woman enough to make the trip to Tulsa, Oklahoma on May 14th, by God, I've warned you.
And if you do manage to make it through the hour-and-a-half program of unacceptable, taboo, comedic body blows, The last thing I want to hear about is your hurt f***ing
feelings.
I'm sorry.
you're a stranger in hope, that's what I know. you're a stranger in hope, I got the ball. I'm just a beating disk.
I'm just a beating disk.
Mmm.
That's delicious.
Guys, get out of the map!
Tasty!
Minor attracted person.
So there's a lot to... Look, let me... One thing.
Lori, love ya.
God bless ya.
Friend.
Very, very close.
Basically family.
Just diagnosed with breast cancer this morning, but we got it early.
Good.
And I told her we're gonna, you know, we're gonna lay hands and pray.
And then... But we're not gonna be... No.
Shoulders.
Yes.
Head and shoulders, don't touch breasts.
So!
I don't think that's what the song says.
Tulsa, Oklahoma, May 14th, you all know.
Now, if you don't know, now you know.
Today's a silver lining day.
Yeah!
Aside from it's International or National Asexuality Day, which isn't a real thing, but they say that it is.
We're going to be talking about the Oklahoma abortion law.
Yeah.
And that's not the only place where there have been abortion restrictions, as leftists point to it, or as we say, you know, protections of life.
There's a trend in this country, and there's a trend also with, we just saw, Georgia and their new carry laws as it relates to the Second Amendment.
So there's a lot of doom and gloom out there, and I know a lot of people think the country's going the wrong direction in every, not in every facet.
There really is.
There's a lot to be happy about, and I used to believe that tomorrow is typically better than today, and today is better than yesterday, and of course the world has beat me up, and I don't know how much I always believe that, but I will say today is a celebration, aside of course from Asexuality Day.
Before I get to anything else, if this show is not on YouTube, you don't see it, and we don't let you know, that means Well, we've been suspended, so we are streaming live on Rumble or on MugClub, lotofcreditor.com slash MugClub, every Monday through Thursday at 10 a.m.
Eastern.
Don't let them force us to lose touch.
Nothing would make me happier than all of you to go over to MugClub, watch the additional hour show today.
We play Pokemon and Racial Slur.
I can't do that on YouTube for obvious reasons.
Or Rumble, if you want to watch the free show.
Nothing would make me happier than for you to chat the ass of Susan Wojcicki and everyone at YouTube for the rest of all time, but you guys have to do it first.
Okay.
I guess my question, how are you planning to celebrate International Asexuality Day?
Comment below.
You're just going to look in the mirror and say...
Not good enough?
Probably not touching yourself.
No, exactly.
Ew.
Not touching somebody else?
No.
I don't want anybody else.
When I think of anything, I don't touch myself.
That's right.
You got a little bit of Bobby Womack in there.
Asexuals on 110th Street.
No one looks good on 110th Street.
Not to me.
Street not to me All right.
Gerald A. is here.
How are you, sir?
I am well.
How are you?
I'm fine.
I woke up.
I couldn't feel my fingers because of the neck thing.
Really?
It has to get worse before it gets better.
Sometimes it just gets worse, and then you die.
Must have paralysis.
Yes.
Paralysis.
Well, I do have a paralegal on staff.
Ooh.
There you go.
So I just reached.
I realized I didn't have my security blanket and my pen.
I'm doing, I'm doing well, Gerald.
I'm really, I'm happy about international asexuality.
It's like Passover for, you know, delusional people.
And, uh, you know him, you love him.
He's actually going to be, uh, this weekend, April 8th, at Rialto Square Theater in Joliet, Indiana.
And then April 9th at the, what did I say?
Indiana.
Dammit.
Illinois.
Sorry.
We were just in Indiana.
And then April 9th, Genesee Theater in Waukegan, Illinois.
Go to livewithcarter.com slash tour.
Dave Landa, how are you?
I'm good.
Joliet's got a nice prison, I hear.
They do.
Yes.
Fine prison.
Are you playing the prison?
Uh, no.
Come on, Dave.
But, uh, Let's Go to Prison, that movie was filmed there, and they put out a pamphlet the movie was based on.
Hmm.
Uh, which was about, uh, prepare yourself for prison and how not to get violated.
Yeah.
Don't go to jail.
It's not really a funny pamphlet, but it is.
No, and even in the pamphlet it says, like, these are just precautionary measures, there's no guarantee of success.
Oh, there's zero guarantee of success.
In fact, there's 100% chance you will be violated, but maybe this will- Well, there's 100% guarantee of success for the perpetrator.
Oh yes, absolutely.
That one's underwritten.
Yes, this is just called Hope.
Yes, they need no templates.
They also had how to violate an inmate for everyone else.
It's a very rough read.
Because we will poison their soul!
With hope!
I read your book and now I only see darkness.
It's...
I didn't walk right for a week!
Uh...
The mask pain pills do nothing!
I couldn't wash out the taste of 50 men.
I was violated by your asshole, Al Gore!
So...
You merely became gay in these walls.
I was raised by it.
Molded in it.
Not one tooth remained.
Not one.
Yes!
Erection rises!
So Bane being
Molested in prison that's it happened in the movie all those guys dragged him back down into the hole right nobody
Noticed that yeah, exactly. It's prison. What do you think they did give him a high-five?
He said what do you think would happen if we all you know just got here?
It would be extremely painful!
For me!
Now, um, it's Slow News Day, but it's international, uh, is it International Tokenowin or National Asexuality Day?
International Asexuality Day.
Oh, okay.
So it's, uh, it's, you know, it crosses all continents.
Saudi Arabia celebrates it by murdering them.
Yes, exactly.
There's one guy there with a leather strope sharpening his sword.
They don't have to wear a shirt or a flag, we already know exactly who you are.
They just have like a helicopter pad where they're just gonna be tossing people from the roof.
5,000 tweets.
But it's at the top.
Thanks, Twitter.
Elon Musk, get on that.
We have Elon Musk on the show today, by the way.
Oh, boom.
So, okay, first off, lockdowns are going crazy right now, as you know, in China.
Yeah.
And that's sad.
But luckily, the brave healthcare workers, the real heroes, are out there risking it all.
Let's watch.
Oh no, I hope the wagon's okay.
The wagon was just carrying more vials of viruses.
It's a bunch of bat sandwiches all over the street.
This is what started the outbreak.
I guarantee you it was.
Hey, bring these to that lab in your red wagon.
You know, what we use to transport viral stuff.
And the Segway that no longer is used anywhere since the creator of Segway killed himself on a Segway.
Yeah, which is the greatest story ever.
He couldn't control his own contraption, which, you know, goes all of two miles an hour.
It went off a cliff!
Maybe don't ride so close to a cliff.
Well, it's almost like it was intentional.
Yeah.
That family's not collecting the life insurance money, put it that way.
No, they're like, he invented it?
No, we can't pay out.
Yeah, we cannot pay out.
I couldn't stop.
Are you serious?
Oh, China, China, China.
I don't know why we still allow them to be a world player.
Okay.
You know they have the largest outbreak right now since the beginning of the pandemic in China?
Yeah, it just happened.
Chinese?
We watched it happen.
No, I'm saying seriously.
16,000 cases yesterday.
That's the highest level they've had.
Actually, the highest level they've told us about since the beginning of the pandemic.
That's a little crazy.
How does that happen?
I have no idea.
I think numbers are just finally coming out.
They're going to need to, of course, they're going to need to set us back to code red and bring back the ticker on CNN because Ukraine-Russia's died down.
Don't just buy into the daily media narrative.
That's why we try and provide all of our references at lottowithcredit.com so you can go and do more research.
And on a slow news day like today, we'll actually sort of give you a briefing on a little bit of the macro wins that are taking place across this country.
Not everything is doom and gloom.
Not everything is bad.
Your parents that, you know, they can watch nightly news, they can watch the Fox News for a half hour, it's not something that you leave on 24-7 like a morphine drip.
It's a fair point.
Yeah.
It's true.
It's just like background noise.
Yeah.
They use it just as, you know, white noise for sleep.
Yeah.
Tired of hearing about war?
Let's talk about death from viruses.
Yes.
It's Silver from Bill Devane.
Yes, exactly.
Give Tom Selleck your house.
Now we're back to horror.
Hey, I wouldn't be here if I thought this was a scam.
Oh, really?
That's exactly why you're here.
Thanks, Tom.
We're paying you to tell people it's not a scam, but we do know it's a scam, Tom.
We had to get a trusted face to make people believe it.
Listen, Tom ad libbed that.
We didn't tell him it wasn't a scam.
Yeah, we didn't tell him.
He was pretty adamant about it.
As a matter of fact, he kept saying in every single line, this isn't a scam, or we said, Tom, you need to stop.
Because this is a scam.
It's in your contract.
Tom, are you taking that water to your avocado farm?
Yes.
No.
There's a shortage.
Not for me.
All right, so we're going to go to this week in Biden.
Yesterday, Barack Obama, former President Barack Obama, returned to the White House to help his old pal, former Vice President Joe Biden, expand health care.
Some depressing scenes from the event, which the left claims is a victorious moment.
I don't know that it really brings us to this week in Biden.
If you have a problem, figure it out whether you're for me or Trump, and you ain't black.
If you have a problem, figure it out whether you're for me or Trump, and you ain't black.
problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump and you ain't black.
Well, at least we're respected internationally again.
Happy Grandparents Day.
Most popular parent and president in U.S.
history, guys.
Remember that's what everyone said to me?
At least the one thing we can all agree upon is when Donald Trump is gone, we'll be more respected internationally.
Well, I'm really glad that those asexuals have put us up a notch in their Book.
He's not even respected in that room.
No, there's a room of people not even looking at him.
He's the President of the United States and he could wander off and no one cares.
Former Vice President of the United States.
Yes, former Vice President.
Give him the respect that's due.
Well, that's actually what Obama called him at that same, uh, whatever you want to, juncture?
Yeah, you know how much he was razzing him?
I bet if he just had a mic, I'm like, hey, Joe, are you still shitting your pants?
I'm just joshing.
No, he really does.
You should get on your knees every day and thank the Lord above.
I mean, this is a miracle.
It's like Chauncey Gardner but in real life.
Get on your knees like your son does for crack.
I'm just joking around.
I know about crack.
I did it with domestic terrorists back in college.
Sweep that under the rug.
Don't get all wee-wee'd up.
He actually puts his hand on Obama's shoulder trying to get his attention for an uncomfortable amount of time and Barack Obama doesn't even look at him.
Because he knows the soft, feel, bony hands of Grandpa Smellya.
It can only be one of two things.
It's either the angel of death or Joe Biden.
One or the other.
It's the same cold feeling you get.
You see Joe going, Barack!
Barack!
And he doesn't turn.
Everyone's like, hey, I don't know if you see.
If you just ignore him long enough, he'll forget about it.
He'll go away.
He's like a T-Rex.
His vision's based on movement.
And Kamala's just like, if I stand next to him and wave, do I seem blacker?
Yeah.
Am I more blacker?
She just immediately starts laying down.
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't open your legs.
She doesn't know what to do.
There are cameras here.
Not now.
Not now.
Get off all fours.
Come on.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
Figuratively.
Literally.
So, Oklahoma.
I have a lady man at home.
Me and my high school sweetheart, Michael.
You mean Michelle?
Whatever.
We'll do whatever you want to call her.
I call her Mikey for short.
Tomato, tomato.
Mikey Day, come on over here, Mike.
All right.
I want to spend some time on some good news.
A lot of people think that there isn't good news, so I know the left is losing their mind, which it's a good sign.
I don't want to just be partisan, but if the left is losing their mind, that's usually a good sign that something is happening here about which you should be thrilled.
So yesterday, the Oklahoma House, they passed a full ban on abortion.
Which now heads to the governor's desk.
It was passed 70 to 14.
Keep in mind, this is a state that has very lax marijuana laws too.
So it's not, when people think it's like this bastion of just Christian right-wing conservatism, it's a relatively sort of libertarian state.
Yeah, and 70 to 14, that's kind of a blowout.
Yeah, that is a blowout.
So, what does this do?
It makes a performing abortion in Oklahoma, the people who perform abortions, it makes it a felony.
And violators could face up to, I think, 10 years in prison, $100,000 fine, makes, of course, exceptions, and saving the life of the mother.
This is important for people to note, because we used to run into this a lot at Change My Mind.
People say, well, what are you saying?
You're saying you should jail all women?
No, no.
That's never been the argument.
It's never been the stance.
So just make sure you cut that off at the pass because that's a go-to from the left and this is also how you know that they're not really learning what the other side is saying.
They're trying to strawman you and say, you believe that women should be put in prison?
Never said that.
I think that women are often the victims of abortionists, not as much as the murdered child, but they don't know.
We had someone on Change My Mind who said that she'd had an abortion.
If you hadn't seen this, I said, well, okay, I don't know if you know this, but she believed she was a Christian.
You're going to meet that kid one day.
If you believe in heaven, you're going to meet him one day.
And she came back on the show a couple weeks later and said, I looked into the science and, uh, you know, you were right.
And she'd become a pro.
I think she might even be a, I don't know if she's a pro-life activist, but she certainly changed her stance because a lot of women who get abortions, who have them performed, they don't know.
They believe what they've been told that it's just a zygote.
They don't understand the science of DNA.
They haven't read a biology textbook.
And of course, this is what happens on the left.
And they try and say, are you a biologist?
No, I'm not.
Let's go to every biology book ever.
Oh, life begins at fertilization.
There we go.
Right.
Well, and Dave, you were talking about the, what was it, Colorado that just passed?
Well, that's the problem, is if you think this, exactly, if you think this is extremist, then that, I mean, it really is fighting fire with fire, because they just made it legal to kill a nine-month-old baby, which, that's just murdering a baby.
I don't care what way you look at it.
That's disgusting.
Well, when we were in Colorado, undercover at an abortion clinic, there was a woman going in, I think, 34 weeks pregnant, who was about to have an abortion.
This is back then.
I don't understand how that's legal.
Here's the issue is people try and throw out these red herrings.
They say, what about rape and incest?
Now, let me just clarify something here with Change My Mind, because we've done a lot of pro-life Change My Mind.
We have the fetal chart.
The goal of Change My Mind is not to score political points.
That's why it's a lot longer than a televised debate.
The goal is to sort of walk hand in hand with someone and you're pulling different directions and hopefully by the end of it, You're walking the same way, right?
So it requires a Socratic method.
It requires asking people questions that get them to rationalize their point of view.
Very different from a debate.
You'll notice the difference between how I handled a Rolling Stone reporter, journalist,
Monticelli, versus how I will discuss the issue with people on the street or with students
if I think it's an actual discussion in good faith.
There's something that I call, and I've never used this and changed my mind, fastest path
to victory, the most effective argument possible, in order to frame it in.
It's like cutting off the ring in a fight.
It's very simple with the abortion argument when they bring up rape and incest.
I say, well, what about rape and incest?
Now, I'm not saying that rape and incest makes abortion morally permissible.
But, just say, okay, let's say we make exceptions for rape and incest.
Would you ban all other abortions?
Well, no, then don't use that.
You don't care about rape and incest.
It's just like when they say, what about the kids who were born here from illegal immigrants to Dreamers?
Okay, if we make exceptions for them, can we get rid of sanctuary cities?
Can we deport violent felons who are overcrowding our prisons, who are here illegally?
Well, no, then don't say that it's about children.
Eliminate it. Don't let them corner you and say, what about rape and incest?
Just say, okay, let's say rape and incest. Take it off the table.
Everything else, that's not what it's about. And inevitably, you cannot find a national player in the Democratic
party who will specify where abortion should be limited.
No.
They can't do it.
It's up until and including birth period, taxpayer-funded, if they had their way.
So if you think this is extreme, again, keep in mind, we're talking about the people performing abortions.
The doctors, who know that they're ending a life.
These are the people who are being held accountable, not the woman.
Is that clear?
That sounds good.
I think that's a positive win.
And by the way, this all was on the back of Texas, and we'll get to Texas's law in a second, but they're saying because Texas's law was not struck down by the Supreme Court, that other states are now going, oh, we can actually do this.
We've wanted to do this for a long time.
We can actually do it.
Yeah, and the left says, what?
How do we know why you people are cruel?
Why aren't you speaking out against Colorado?
Nine months.
Well, that's just a woman's right to choose.
Really?
What happens in Colorado if you try to perform an abortion but the baby actually is born, which does happen by the way, and the doctor just says, well, we will actually end that life because we tried to end it in... You mean like the governor of Virginia?
Virginia as well.
That's the conversation they're having!
We'll just make the baby comfortable while we make a decision?
Or like we were talking about Barack Obama, look at the Infants Born Alive Act in Illinois.
I think he was the only senator to vote no, which was requiring hospitals to provide medical care to babies who survived abortions just like any other baby in the hospital.
Because, now people say, oh that wasn't an issue, it was happening enough that nurses and doctors were complaining because babies were alive and they were just being left to die.
And he said no.
That's the kind of evil that a supervillain from a Marvel movie doesn't even have a form for.
I just can't wrap my head around how you can get past the first trimester and it would be a conversation.
I mean, come on, ladies.
It's not picking a restaurant.
Make up your mind.
You know what I mean?
It's not Ponderosa.
Do you want to go to Bennigan's or Planned Parenthood?
Which one?
Either way, someone's getting hit with an orange.
Oh, blues busters.
So, let me give you a couple of examples here.
Well, first, this obviously comes as the country awaits a Supreme Court decision on Dobbs vs. Jackson women's health.
A lot of people believe that this could potentially overturn Roe v. Wade.
This is the complaint from the left.
This could overturn Roe v. Wade!
This could overturn Roe v. Wade!
Again, don't let them get you off track with this.
I think Roe v. Wade is quite what people think it is.
No, it's not.
Roe v. Wade is not actually about a woman's right to choose.
It really is a loophole regarding privacy laws, right?
Right to medical privacy.
That's really what the case was about, and that's why Ruth Bader Ginsburg said that she didn't think it was good law, and that she thought that it made abortion protections actually vulnerable to future litigation in the future.
And that's what we see right now.
It created this arbitrary trimester framework, which is one of those things I don't know why I think what is more accurate, and again, you can comment below.
I would love to hear your comments.
If you are not pro-life, let's say, you're pro-abortion, you're pro-choice to whatever degree you are, Where is it?
I've never heard a consistent line from people against it.
Is it viability?
Okay, well that changes.
And by the way, does that mean that a baby born in Lenox Hill Hospital in Manhattan, their life is worth more than a baby born in the hills of West Virginia because it's more viable due to modern medical equipment?
Is it geographically based?
Is it based on a period in time?
Because a baby who was born 60 years ago would not have lived, right, if they were born prematurely as opposed to today because of the medical attention that can be provided?
Is it a heart?
Whose heart are you stopping?
When people say, it's my body, my choice.
Do you have 20 fingers?
Do you have 20 toes?
If you're a woman, do you have a penis?
And I know that's a loaded question right now with a swim meet champion.
Used to be an easier argument.
The point is now they want to blur all of the lines.
Trust the science until the science says this is a new living being with an entirely different set of DNA.
It's autonomous from the mother and the father.
Everything has been determined from eye color, to hair color, to male pattern baldness, to height, to mental health issues.
That all exists when you end that Life.
But the left isn't even talking about that, because if you look at the states where the left have unfettered control, it is as extreme as it gets, like Dave just brought up.
Colorado.
Like Virginia.
By the way, even liberal countries in Europe think it's extreme.
Oh yeah.
And they're godless heathens!
No one's going to answer nine months is the cutoff.
Right.
Except Democrats!
Well yeah, the fact that anybody would vote on that is insane.
Yeah.
Yeah I'm not saying you may believe that it's worse when you're young when it's early you may believe it's all the same that's fine whatever you believe but the idea of killing a nine that's a baby right that is a brand new baby that is a you that's a crime six months but and well yes but any doctor who's looking at a brand new baby in his life that's not an abortion that's just murdering a baby right As a doctor, I would just go, oh, I'm done.
Right, yeah.
Like, sorry, this isn't my job.
No, absolutely.
And the one thing I would say is, yeah, I think it's important to look at the fact that, okay, when they have unfettered control, this is where they go.
Of course.
Nine months and including birth.
I would ask that you, given that new information, reevaluate what it is that you thought you knew about abortion.
The idea of safe, legal, and rare.
Because the left would say, well, it's not terminating a life.
They're now past that argument where they say, sure, but we don't care anyway because they're too far in.
So just look at the information.
Look at the extreme policies of pro-abortion states versus the most extreme policy of a place like Oklahoma and tell me who you think the fringe extremist is.
I would genuinely love to hear your comment below.
And that also helps with the YouTube algorithm, and it really chaps Susan Wojcicki's ass.
So there are some victories here with abortion.
A lot of states have passed some abortion measures here that restrict it.
So Texas, they restrict abortion now up to six weeks.
The Florida legislature, they passed a 15-week ban.
Idaho restricts abortions down to, I think it's six weeks if I'm not mistaken.
Arizona's 15-week ban is going to take effect if the Supreme Court upholds the The Mississippi law, which it seems like it may.
Wyoming's complete ban on abortion basically triggers if Roe v. Wade is overturned.
So these are things, you know, people talk about Roe v. Wade and it comes down to, do you understand the law?
Is Roe v. Wade the law?
And here's the thing.
The full ban keeps liberals out of their time.
I mean, a lot of it is that, if you want to be...
That's a silver lining.
Well there's a lot of silver lining here!
if you look at, they look at California, they look at New York, they don't want any of it.
You outlaw all abortions, liberals aren't coming to you.
Democrats aren't coming to you.
That's really what they're doing by pushing those laws.
That's the silver lining.
Well there's a lot of silver lining here.
But I don't know, that's collateral damage.
I think it's quite direct.
You can call me Yukon Cornelius because there's just a lot of silver!
I've always called you Yukon Cornelius.
I know, that's what he calls me.
Behind your back.
What an idiot, Yukon Cornelius.
It was weird that he switched in the middle of the special from gold to silver.
Yeah.
Like to the less precious metal.
He's like, I'm not into gold anymore, silver!
Silver's where it's at.
But Yukon, gold is worth a lot more than silver.
Oh, you're still thinking about the gold standard fiat currency!
Woooo!
Cobalt!
Nothing!
So!
Polling!
Here's the thing too, you see this reflected in policy.
Now, I don't usually like to go to polls as an argument, but this is important as sort of an addendum to reflect the public sentiment of policy.
Polling over the last decade, it shows us that the United States is becoming distinctly more pro-life, surprisingly among younger adults.
And I've always said this, the abortion argument, right, their territory recedes the more that science advances.
So they just have to deny science, like with COVID.
Yeah.
Like with biological males competing in women's sports.
You know, things like bone density, red blood cell count, testosterone, all that.
They just have to say, I don't know!
It's all about self.
It's all about selfishness and just complete love of self.
Yeah.
When you get to that nine month mark or really anything, you know, like you said, 34 weeks, 36 weeks.
I think it was 34 weeks or 32 weeks, this person in Colorado.
Yeah, you guys can go and watch.
It was 34, undercover and abortion.
It's 34.
It's the same as, look, competing in the female sports when you're a guy.
It's selfishness.
It's taking something away from somebody else.
That's the bottom line.
It's only giving a crap about you.
Right.
That's all it comes down to.
But that guy is going to be polished.
That lady is going to be polishing her trophy.
Yes, that woman is going to polish a trophy because we want to pretend that that's okay.
Yeah.
But it's not.
Here's one thing that's important that people need to understand is I get it.
I was just speaking with someone the other day who said, you know, I was kind of, I understood both sides of the argument and I wanted to be empathetic because, you know, what about women who are victims of rape and incest?
Look, we all get it.
We all understand rape is absolutely horrible.
If you look at, you look at how conservatives view sentencing.
We believe in harsher sentences.
We're the ones who believe that we should have law and order.
We're the ones who believe that we need to get rid of this catch-and-release program.
I don't think you would be able to hold a... There's not a tenable position to say that the left is harder on crime.
Certainly not now, after defund the police, after the surge in crime rates.
What?
Take your pick.
New York City, Seattle, Portland, Los Angeles, right?
Of course they're not tough on crime.
Just look at the mayor here in New York.
Um, that being said, I understand the empathy.
Of course, your heart goes out to women who are raped, women who are the victims of incest.
But it doesn't mean that the left has a corner on empathy.
And here's the thing.
If you stand on any principles, You just have to accept this.
And this is something that everyone out there, particularly a lot of young women, because women, as Jordan Peterson has discussed, they're more agreeable.
They want to be friendlier to people.
They want to be understanding.
If you stand on principle, there's always going to be someone left out in the cold.
If you ever set a line, someone's going to be on the other side of that line.
So, you see this with the change of mind and the biological males competing in women's sports.
If you set a line, and a lot of other people were saying, well, I don't think there should be a line, but they were setting a line, saying, OK, the line is how we've always categorized sports by biology, male, female.
And they would say, yeah, but then we're not affirming their gender, and then that's being really mean, and these people might, OK, sure.
So you're saying that we may leave out in the cold.
When you set that line, you feel bad for people on the other side of that line, the biological male transgender individuals who want to compete with women.
But what you don't understand is on the other side of that line, the people who are being victimized, through your worldview, and what you want to enact as policy, is all women.
All women who are competing for those spots.
Yes, you're saying that their feelings are more valid than every single woman that competes in sports.
Right.
And the same thing here with abortion, when you say rape and incest.
Okay.
I understand it.
You want to be empathetic.
But if you set the line and you say, because of rape and incest, all abortion has to be legal, okay, so the other side of that, who's being victimized?
All of the babies in all of these states where they have no doubt their life been terminated after they are a life.
There's no doubt as to whether it's a life scientifically, there's no doubt as to whether it's a life morally.
Now I draw my line saying, you just can't do it.
And they say, yeah, but what about, well, on the other side of that line is women who, you know, they're going to be inconvenienced or what about rape or incest?
You're talking about 0.1%.
And again, go back to the red herring.
It's not about that because they want abortion to be legal.
Up until and including birth period.
If you set a principle, if you set a principled line, there is going to be someone on the other side of that line.
And you have to then gauge, is that person being legitimately victimized by me?
Or, is that someone who disagrees?
Is that someone who just doesn't like the policy?
Who is being hurt the most?
And look at that dividing line.
It matters!
Because everybody is setting a line.
Now, here's another silver lining I was talking about.
Polling.
They're getting more pro-life.
54% of Americans say that abortion goes against their beliefs.
Okay, that seems pretty broad.
18- to 29-year-olds are now more likely to say that abortion should be illegal in all circumstances.
Wow.
They're more likely than before.
That's a big shift.
2021, there was polling by stu- and I get this as a more conservative-leaning organization, but there really are not a lot of polls out there, because I don't think that the left wants to- I don't think they're gonna like these results, hotshot!
Millennials and Generation Z, this is a 2021 poll, 7 out of 10 support limiting abortion, half supported banning abortion after a heartbeat, and 57% oppose Roe v. Wade.
And just to be clear, the Roe v. Wade argument that we're hearing right now, all it does is send the decision back to the states.
Right.
That's it.
You want to live in a state, like Dave, like you said, you want to live in a state that provides unlimited abortion on demand, whatever you want, go for it.
There are states out there that will keep that and think that they're righteous doing so.
But they're also allowed to not allow it.
Yeah, exactly.
So the thing that you're fighting for is actually going against your belief.
Well, they're fighting against this with marijuana.
They're saying, well, no, the state should have the right to say whether marijuana is legal or not.
And the federal government has had a law on the books that says it's not.
And they're like, oh, no, that's unbelievable.
But then when you get to this issue, they're like, no, no, no, no.
States can't be left to decide this.
How in the world could you possibly trust them with this?
Right, and I mean, really only the government has convinced us that those are one and the same.
Yeah, right.
You know, because pot was legal until, you know, the alcohol business.
Yeah.
You know, basically they had to outlaw heroin baby cough syrup.
I still have a few bottles I stuffed up in case of an emergency.
Never know.
I was thinking about that the other day.
I want to get this Bayer's opium.
The first guy to have withdrawals.
You don't have any of that cough syrup?
I'll do stuff for it.
Did I say it was two cents?
I meant five dollars.
Next thing you know, he's traveling with P.T.
Yeah, but yeah, they should take that off the book federally.
You know, they absolutely should take that off the book federally.
It's getting to...
I mean, I remember getting thrown against a car for a dime bag and being arrested and
you're like, really?
Like now you can just go into place and be like, hey, bud tender, I'd like some gummies.
Oh, clearly you are in here for medical attention.
Yes, obviously.
I have anxiety.
Can I interest you in our newest strain, granddaddy perp rapist?
Yes.
Oh yeah, well that sounds, can you put in a nice prescription bottle so I don't feel like an addict?
Yeah, nothing helps anxiety like paranoia.
Yes.
Yeah, no, except people are like, it helps with my social anxiety.
Really?
The 94% THC vape pen?
It does, huh?
It's like, am I no longer anxious, or am I at the gates of hell?
I don't know.
I loved pot, but I never thought it took my anxiety away.
It's, look, this is, ugh, we can get, I can tell you LSD for the same thing.
Oh, I just like to step into an acid trip of terror.
But, you know, it relaxes me.
It's calming.
Right, yeah.
It relaxes me.
That's my place.
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
Are there really gargoyles scratching at my taint?
Or is this just the old first acid dose in the morning side effect?
How's your head doing that?
Doing what?
Just that.
How's your head doing it?
And by the way, just to be clear, I think pretty much everyone here agrees that it should not be federally bannered on the scheduled substance list.
That being said, I'm just saying, don't claim that marijuana is medicine for everything that ails you.
That's it.
That's my only position.
Of course no one should be doing prison time.
It also cures AIDS, just like oil of oregano.
So here's another silver lining.
We could be going to a pro-life country.
Remember, a lot of people said that's done.
They said the moral side of conservatism is done.
It's all about libertarianism nowadays.
I can't tell you how many Christian-sympathizing atheists I've run into.
So many people who watch this program who are not Christians, who weren't raised in the church, but who say, I get it now.
I understand how it's foundational to Western society because even I look around and see this culture of degeneracy and understand that it's not the best place.
So, we are seeing wins.
Who would have thought, if you were to go back and listen to all the consultants in the Republican Party, that pro-life was a winning issue in a lot of states?
Another one?
No one would have told you this.
Georgia, this just happened this week, their General Assembly passed constitutional carry April 1st.
So, keep in mind, when that's signed into law, that means half of all states We'll now recognize the right to carry a concealed firearm, a constitutional carry or some kind of equivalent right to carry.
Well, and this actually kind of feeds into what we were talking about a second ago about rape and incest, right?
So really specifically rape and how we view women.
I want every single woman to have the greatest equalizer possible.
a gun. Yeah. Right? So that you aren't a victim of rape.
And I thought about it too with Planned Parenthood. Like if Planned Parenthood, all the funding
that we sent to Planned Parenthood went away because they're providing abortions, they stopped
providing abortions, all we actually had them do is do mammograms, which they don't even do, but
they'll start that service now, right? So let's assume that's the case.
It's just a guy in a cardboard box with a cutout.
He's like, alright, place him here.
I would spend every single dollar that we had on Planned Parenthood right now, I would spend every single dollar on making sure that people had contraceptives, to ending and strengthening provisions for, you know, getting rapists off the street, making sure they don't get back out into society.
I would absolutely spend all of that money on preventing the issues that you say caused this in the first place.
Yeah.
Solved.
Done.
Let's move on to the next thing.
Yeah, and this is something else, too, while we're talking about this.
And this, when I say half, I mean half of the country, constitutional carry.
I mean, you don't have to go through a whole concealed carry permit process, which people say, shouldn't you have to have training for a gun?
I have to get a license for my car.
Well, a car's not a constitutionally protected right.
You need to understand that there's a difference, and there's a difference for a reason.
But with women, look, I don't care how strong you are.
I don't care how capable you are.
The only equalizer with a man who's transgender is a firearm.
And this is one example.
It's really hard to get around when people talk about transgender athletes competing in
sports.
There's only one sport.
Well, there are several, but basically the only sports that exist where women can compete
on the same playing field as men, regardless of the hormones, regardless of the steroids
or when you say steroids, I say having lived with balls for 32 years.
Shooting sports.
Women can be just as good at shooting sports as men to the point where there were some
organizations in Europe where they decided to separate divisions because women were out-placing men.
How dare they?
Now, not on a huge scale because there still are far more male competitors, but it's something that you can't get around if you're a leftist because you have to look at all these sports and say, oh, there are no differences, of course, if you just go through hormone replacement therapy for a year and then the biological males are dominating women.
Well, what about shooting sports?
Why is it that women and men can compete in the same playing field?
Because it's a mechanical advantage.
It really is an equalizer.
It's not even close.
By the way, the same thing if you're a guy out there and you're small.
Even if you're a strong guy, guess what?
The only equalizer on a guy with PCP is to carry a firearm.
When people say, oh, if it only saves one life.
Well, first off, you support abortion up until nine months and including birth period.
Second, 500,000 to 3 million defensive uses of firearms each year.
When you're talking about low tens of thousands of homicide deaths in this country.
So, it is not even close as it relates to amounts of lives saved by firearms as opposed to those taken.
Now, when you also, of course, take into account that most of that crime occurs between gang-on-gang violence.
Yeah.
The likelihood of you being the victim of a gun crime in the United States is so low, and the likelihood of you requiring a firearm to protect your life limb, or your property, or your loved ones, is far higher.
And you also have a far higher chance of success.
Statistically, there's no doubt about it.
Like I say, the numbers are the numbers.
We can make inferences as to why.
We can make inferences as to, well, why, when you take away suicide, it's twenty to thirty thousand, uh, you know, firearm deaths each year in this country.
Why is that so low compared to the around two million defensive uses of firearms?
Good!
We can ask why.
But we can only ask why if you acknowledge that the numbers are the numbers are the numbers.
left doesn't want to talk about the numbers.
Were you about to say something there, Gerald?
Well, I was going to say that they don't want to talk about the numbers because they're
really bad.
Yes.
And honestly, the number you said, 20 to 30,000, is actually, that is for total suicides.
I think 40,000 was a peak year, including suicides.
Oh, okay, peak year.
And I think it was about 16,000 were suicides.
We'll have all the references available.
I was going to say, usually it's around that 15 to 25,000.
$15,000 to $25,000.
And a lot of that is gang violence as well.
You see a lot of those things.
I cannot imagine holding a position where you shouldn't have a firearm and then somebody breaks into my home and I'm like, well, hell.
Look, I'm a big guy.
I'm a strong guy.
But if two people come in, if three people come in, how am I going to defend against that?
I can't.
There's no way that I can do that.
So I want a firearm to make sure, because there's always going to be evil people in the world.
I don't care how many laws you make.
Criminals will have weapons and you won't.
That is the end result.
Period.
I just like having a gun to play Russian Roulette and win money.
Yeah, the problem is you shouldn't be doing it with a semi-automatic.
No.
That's just suicide.
Every single time there's a one-minute chamber.
Well, I think it's fully loaded.
There's only one chamber that's not.
Right.
Yeah.
And by not, he means it's also loaded.
Yep.
I just give the gun to everybody else first.
And he also has a noose just for safety.
Yep.
Well, he only plays it on his birthdays.
Yeah.
That's right.
He watched Life as a House.
Okay, Elon Musk.
This has been the hottest topic this week.
Elon Musk's foray into Twitter ownership.
And there's been a lot of speculation, of course, like what is Elon going to do?
Uh, and he's tweeted, you know, he's foreshadowed as to what he might do.
But we don't want to, uh, simply speculate.
So he's actually been nice enough to make time, uh, Mr. Elon Musk to, uh, especially actually after we did that segment with the Hodge twins on the Tesla.
Yeah.
Turns out he's a fan of the show.
And, uh, I don't know if we, if we have him, but he's agreed to call in and, uh, let us know what his, uh, his plans.
Hold on.
Is he calling in right now?
We've got it.
Oh, that's fantastic.
I can't believe he had time with all the board stuff.
Oh, okay.
Uh, Mr. Musk, are you there, sir?
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Great.
Elon, thank you for being here.
Really, we do appreciate it.
So, I want to make sure that I can confirm this.
It's true that you're a majority shareholder of Twitter.
You have 9.5% of the company stock now?
Okay.
And it was just announced yesterday that you've been appointed to the Twitter Board of Directors, right?
Very formal. Ha ha ha ha! Yes.
Interesting.
What kind of ideas do you have for the social media platform there, Mr. Musk?
An explosion of ideas.
Okay, explosion of ideas, like what?
Cat memes.
Implanted directly into the cerebral cortex.
Okay, I just, what would motivate you to Let's put that on the side.
What motivated you to pursue such a large ownership role in Twitter?
A lot of us were curious, Gerald, is it your passion for free speech, for example?
Not so much.
Did you say not so much?
Is that what you just said?
Not so much, okay.
I sent a tweet out about it.
Yeah, but you sent a tweet out about it.
That's crazy.
I just wanted what you humans call Friends?
Humans.
Yeah.
Well, Elon, I don't know if you know this, Twitter's probably not the best place to make friends.
Grimes?
Yes.
Are you saying grimes?
Grimes.
Are you saying grimes or times?
Grimes.
Grimes.
Oh, Elon.
Grimes.
Yes, that's your girlfriend.
Yes.
She is a K5 impromptu.
I don't know what that means.
So, did you... Wait, did you build your girlfriend?
I must go now.
Asperger's away!
There's a fine line between genius and insane.
Yeah, I think having a normal conversation with him is difficult.
Yeah, it is.
But he's still brilliant, and he still is kicking butt at Twitter already.
What a weird guy.
Yeah.
But I mean, he knows what he's doing.
You know?
He does.
Sounded just like him.
Yeah.
Look, can you... It's impossible to be that good at something and not be a little weird, okay?
Yeah, that's true.
Let's give him a break.
Yeah.
That's why there's all these pedophiles in Hollywood.
Because they're such good actors.
Ah, yeah, that's not at all where I was going.
It's the cross to bear of being a good director slash actor slash producer, casting director, or, um, you know, runner.
And not to take, you know, break the fourth wall or anything, but, you know, real answers from actual interviews.
Yeah.
We're very fortunate.
Very fortunate to have the guest list that we have.
Yes.
So here is another story that we wanted.
Tulsa, Oklahoma, May 14th.
Expect more of that.
lotofcreditor.com.
Matt Goetz.
And I know, look, before you guys go into the Matt Goetz sex crime stuff, I don't know if you've done your research on that.
It's not what you think it is.
Well, he's still not in jail.
Well, also, there's an extortion plot going on, and so we don't have all the details, but it should be pretty cut and dry based on how they presented it.
Why is Eric Swalwell still above ground?
He was banging a Chinese spy.
Knew she was a Chinese spy!
Well, listen, he was a part of the asexual group, and then he found love.
Love is love.
How did he not know, though?
She's always talking into an earpiece.
When they're making love, he's just like, she's aiming her digital pen at him.
He wanted to feel important.
That was all it was.
Can you possibly get someone worse than him?
Eric Swalwell, you tell me, tell me what is it you like in bed?
Just like, what is it you like in international defense policy?
What are the secrets you have in international defense?
He's probably, like, telling his friends, like, spies are trying to bang me to get information.
I've made it!
Yes!
Tell me your naughty secrets.
They think I know!
They think I'm in the know!
What was she, like, this was her, like, getting into spy school?
Like, she was the failure of it?
Tell me, when was the last time your country did ballistic missile tests?
Oh, talk dirty!
All we found out about him was he likes to fart on mic.
Yes!
That's all we got.
Great, great job.
That was an amazing... How's she above ground?
Sing it!
Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
Yeah.
The more you eat, please.
I feel shame.
If you're gonna do that on mic, you keep talking.
Do not pause.
No, you just claimed there was white noise.
You realize right now he's just with a Russian woman?
You're like, this isn't good.
Alright, sorry.
CNN right now is saying, breaking news, Justice Department.
Oh, okay, now they're bringing up some people again who look like... Can I ask a question?
Can I ask a question?
FBI had to target criminal Russian activity in a new crackdown.
Unless that is happening in the United States, what in the hell are you talking about?
Hey, can we crack down on Chinese spies banging representatives?
Maybe let's start there.
How about the Chinese spy crackdown?
I don't understand this.
Oh, you wanna crack me down?
Yeah!
Crack me down!
Oh, they just seized a Russian oligarch's yacht the other day, too, and I'm sure that has Putin on his knees.
Oh, please, don't take the yacht!
They torpedoed Dan Bilzerian's Sea Ray.
Oh, no!
Not in our seahouse.
They took it.
What are we doing?
Where will I throw parties on the water?
I guarantee you, if they just took out a Russian oligarch's yacht before the torpedo hit it, he was on his jetpack.
Go to next yacht!
That's true.
How many yachts they have?
You know what we need to do?
We need to seize long tables.
That would bring us- Yes, exactly.
Oh, we have no tables!
They wouldn't know what to do.
Running around like chickens with their heads cut off.
Oh, no, no!
Do I sit?
Do I stand?
What?
What is happening to this place?
Where do I have buttons?
Where is yacht I parked right there?
Yes.
All right, I give up.
You got yacht.
What can I say?
You have me.
Okay, hands are tied.
No, wait, I'm just kidding.
Get private jet.
I leave now.
Go to Luxembourg.
Time for more mass graves.
Yay!
Jeez.
Tell your congressman who banged Chinese pie to not wait up.
Yes.
So Matt Getz, he was in a heated exchange with Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin.
And this was on, you probably saw from the left there, trying to say, look, Matt Getz
just got served here.
Well, this is where you don't really see the whole context.
And I want to be clear, he's questioning the wokeness at the senior level in the military,
the social engineering, that's the term we should really use, the social engineering
that is taking place.
So we have Matt Getz with Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin.
I guess why did the National Defense University put out a statement?
Again, this is funded by U.S.
taxpayers, saying in this talk Mr. Piketty will argue that the right answer lies in ending Western arrogance and promoting a new emancipatory and egalitarian horizon on a global scale, a new form of democratic and participatory Ecological and post-colonial socialism.
So why would we invite people we don't agree with to evangelize views and values that we don't share at the National Defense University when we should be learning strategy about how to combat our enemies and make assessments that are accurate?
And we do learn a lot about strategy and about the military and about joint force development.
And so that is our focus in these No it's not.
Mr. Secretary, I've shared with you the context.
The context wasn't better understand socialism so we can defeat it.
The context wasn't learn about it so that we can offer countermeasures.
The concept was that it's time for socialism.
And the reason I know that's the context is because the lecture was pulled from a book written by Thomas Piketty entitled Time for Socialism.
It's the title of the book!
That's really bad.
When you put it that way.
Socialism time!
It's really not incognito with that.
No.
It's about time for socialism.
I don't know what that means.
I think you do.
Well, you do talk about military stuff.
I thought it was ironic.
Yeah.
Don't you see my mustache?
I also ride a bicycle where the front wheel is a lot bigger than the back wheel.
Yeah.
That's what I do.
Irony's my thing.
I'm only in the military ironically.
That's why I like to be called Mr. Secretary.
It's ironic.
Until that Rachel Levine had to go screw it up.
So let me give you some other examples of these social engineering initiatives under former Vice President Joe Biden that are taking place in the military.
Now let me preface this with my bias.
Just so that you don't think I'm, you know, painting this, presenting it through my lens, because I am.
I believe the primary role of the military should be to break shit and win fights.
That's why I believe it exists.
To protect us from threats and in doing so you win.
You go in and you beat people.
You cause harm and damage in order to secure peace for the world because there are bad people.
And this is obviously what the left believes because they're not asking us to send Noam Chomsky books to Ukrainian soldiers.
You mean every military in the history of the world?
Yes.
What they have based?
Okay, yeah.
Yeah, take your pick.
Take any.
Ottomans, the Mongols.
Well, the French are maybe the only exception.
Well, they're the only ones who go in.
They would surrender very quickly.
They go in with their own standard issue white flag.
Their gun is just an acme prop where it's just bang and a little white flag comes out.
Never fired, only dropped once.
Right, yeah.
And then they burn some lady at the stake.
Jonah, I don't know what happened.
Must be chauvinism.
So let me read you some examples of wokeism, of social engineering in the military.
They have lectures on white rage at West Point.
How about we have encouragement for rage?
Not white rage, but how about we encourage... Can we give all of these soldiers steroids and smelling salts and just be like, go that way!
Alright!
That's what I want to see them do.
No rage outside of combat, but when you get into combat, rage!
White rage is really gonna... Training's gonna help when you go into, I don't know, any other country we're fighting.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, you know, unless we're going to war with Russia and even then you can tell because we're drunk.
It's a team jersey!
Alright guys, we're going into the Middle East.
Remember our white rage training.
Do not offend.
Make sure you do not offend.
We are going into the Middle East and in an act of good faith we've negotiated terms.
We will be shirts, they will be skins.
So, the Navy also encouraged sailors to read books on, quote, how to be anti-racist and sexual minorities in politics.
I can't think of anything less relevant to a successful fighting force than sexual minorities in politics.
I'm not even sure what it means.
I'm a little confused.
I don't know.
They're sitting there like, hey, what are you reading there?
Ah, I'm reading Art of War.
What are you reading?
I'm reading about some pansexual junior senator in Nebraska.
Fascinating stuff.
Wow.
Do you think that Muslim beheading that soldier is against us?
Look, I'm not here to assume that he's a Muslim.
I would have no idea.
How dare you?
And I don't know that he's murdering a woman.
No, it's definitely a woman.
She was driving without permission.
Check his pronouns.
Can you tell me your pronouns, combatant?
I would like to be able to address you properly prior to killing you.
Yes, my pronouns are Kaboom!
So the Army, by the way, too, another example, they've reduced physical fitness standards for women and old people.
Yeah, because there shouldn't be a standard.
Old people?
Yeah, I don't even know why they're in the military.
Just like we're creating maternity suits for women in flight.
Like, oh, these pregnant women, they're about ready to pop.
How are they going to?
They still need to get up there and withstand the G-force of fighter jets.
Let's get them stretchy pants.
Yes.
It's very hot out here.
Do you have a lighter gun?
Yeah.
Oh lord, is it hot.
Back in my day, we didn't have these... We used to have the M1.
It was smaller.
It was more of a... It was a carbine.
And now you have these large rifles.
And it's just... I won't be able to... I have... My hip won't walk right for weeks.
Do we have any more vitamin C?
Yeah.
Oh, I need some fish oil.
Oh boy, I hope you guys have stool thickener at the mess hall.
How am I cold now?
You just have a metamucil dispenser?
Yeah, that's all there is.
So, to give you an example... I'm plugged up!
The leg tuck was a test that was used, which is where, you know, you tuck your leg, you're hanging from a bar.
It was replaced with a plank in the military.
Not because it's more effective.
No?
Because women couldn't do it.
Hmm.
We talked about this.
Yeah, women couldn't do it.
And also soldiers with a doctor's note can swim, bike, or row instead of the run, the two mile run.
Okay.
Or they can now do a two and a half mile walk.
In other words, Michael Moore could qualify for the United States military.
Just time out, time out.
You're going to have to run, okay?
When the bullets start flying, you're not going to be able to hold up a doctor's note and say, can you please provide a bicycle or something for me to row in?
Well, this is a good example.
You know, we've talked about how affirmative action.
What ends up happening is when you have, for example, disproportionately represented black Americans going to universities for which they don't qualify.
They score lower than whites or Asians on test scores, right?
But there's a certain quota.
They have to meet it.
And so what ends up happening is you have black Americans in some of, particularly STEM fields, dropping out at a much, much higher rate than the people who qualified for it upon entry.
So that ends up hurting these kids because they could have actually gone into a program for which they would have been more qualified, they would have been more equipped, they would have been more successful.
So in the name of equity, what you end up doing is hurting people.
That's kind of like this, only people will actually physically die and those are the people who are supposed to be alive so they can stop you from dying.
So you say, well, you know what?
Let's just lower these standards.
You don't have to run.
You can just walk for two and a half miles.
For crying out loud, two and a half mile walk?
I do that with Joe Louis every day!
I love it.
I'm America's best!
They'll be picked off really quickly in combat.
Yeah, at least you know who to hide behind when the bullets are going.
Just get behind the Pepperidge Farms guy on a beach cruiser.
Just holding up Mr. French like a fish.
Yeah, Michael Moore could qualify, just get right behind him.
Yeah, just get right behind him.
It's just, this is the thing with the gender bend.
Get him open like Star Wars and get inside.
Silver dicks upon their chest.
These are these America's best.
So they are now going into the military less qualified and these people are more likely to die.
Guess what?
We should have high standards.
We should have standards that not only Make it somewhat difficult to enter the military, but also an aptitude test to see how they can be most effective.
We don't want civilized people.
This is the problem with being a civilized society in soft times.
It creates soft men, soft women, soft Zs.
It creates a soft society because you don't understand what war is like and what is required of people who go to war.
They come back with PTSD for a reason.
Because they were doing some hard stuff.
Think about this for a second.
The people who were coming back from World War II in Vietnam had PTSD.
What do you think is going to happen with someone who can't even do a two-mile run, going into the military, a pansexual 2.5-mile walkist, going over to the Middle East or going into Russia if, God forbid, World War III happens?
How do you think they're going to come back and be a functioning member of society when they weren't even that upon leaving?
No, they're not.
The thing is, they won't come back.
You're gonna train them to be just good enough to go over there and die.
Yeah, they're gonna be like the Segway guy on a cliff.
A 2.5 mile canoeist?
Yeah!
I'm serious, I mean, you're just gonna train them just to be good enough to go over there and get in the way of a bullet.
And that's not what this is for.
We're training people to go over there, win the war as fast as they can, and come home.
Right.
Period.
I'll be honest, it's exactly what it's for.
There's no other outcome.
No.
No!
You can't, like, that's absurd.
And also, you know, you mentioned Vietnam and a lot of other people.
We fight with a moral code.
A lot of the people we fight don't have one.
They fight naked, too.
Yeah.
They're on PCP, right?
They're on, you know, you look at the Nazis.
They were on actual, like, methamphetamine and opiates, and that's what they would have to do to get those guys crammed into the submarine for four-day trips, and they just didn't live.
They didn't even make it.
They're like, why are you not launching the missiles?
He's dead again.
How does that happen?
Blitzkrieg was like blitzed out of your mind, Krieg.
I'm not even kidding.
They would give you drugs every single day to keep up the pace.
It was the only way.
And they were very clean, too, which was weird.
And some kamikaze pilot still missed.
I don't know how they do that.
Need to get better drugs, Axis of Evil.
So, of course, this happened.
Speaking of Axis of Evil, well, China, you think they're focused on this?
For crying out loud.
China won't even allow Muslim shopkeepers to not sell cigarettes.
They're not going to allow woke military culture.
They're focused on expansion.
They're focused on becoming more effective, more violent.
And speaking of China, Getz pressed Austin on the issue, and this is important because this is the person who's supposed to be the head of household with the military.
Didn't seem to understand this when Getz pressed Austin on the issue of military technology.
Well, I mean, I've also seen that we're behind, Mr. Secretary.
We're behind in hypersonics.
We failed to deter Russia last year.
So what do you mean we're behind in hypersonics?
Who's ahead in hypersonics?
How do you make that assessment?
I don't know.
By the way, your own people brief us that we are behind and that China is winning.
Are you aware of the briefings we get on hypersonics?
systems and we are still developing them. I make that assessment because Russia actually
used one. By the way, your own people brief us that we are behind and that China is winning.
Are you aware of the briefings we get on hypersonics?
What do you mean my own people?
I just want to make sure I get this.
Can you guys comment below?
And by the way, smash that like button if you can.
It helps with the algorithm.
Did the United States Secretary of Defense just ask with a straight face, and I mean that figuratively, not literally, a straight gay face, what do you mean we're behind on hypersonics?
Did I just hear that correctly?
I think so.
Yeah, I also feel this isn't a conversation that should be televised.
No, that's a good point.
It's really terrifying.
They're just like, you know what, to answer the questions, let's go to Heraldo with the coordinates of all the Ukrainian bases.
He'll let you know what we'll be invading next on Heraldo.
Inhale Billy, going into Al Capone's doom.
I don't know why, he still wants to do it, it's in his contract.
So, let me ask, here's the thing, Matt Goetz asked him a question, this guy, he's the Secretary of Defense, said, whoa whoa whoa, what are you saying?
He was incredibly confused.
Oh, okay, well what would make Matt Goetz think that we're behind on hypersonics?
I've seen some really alarming things going on in China.
You know, alarming as well in Russia, but a little bit less so.
China's made no bones about it.
I mean, they've actually rolled out some hypersonic weapons at some of their military parades that kind of shone off their nose.
They even look faster.
We are behind.
We are behind the Chinese.
We are behind the Russians.
We took our foot off the gas.
We allowed other nations to kind of, in some cases, surge ahead by spending a lot of money and building on our work.
Can someone get the Secretary of Defense a Discovery Channel subscription?
Yes!
Yeah, maybe that's the issue.
Maybe he should take a look at the title of that guy that just said something.
There was a big sign behind him that said Raytheon.
Don't be confused by that.
He also had CEO of Raytheon.
What would he possibly know about this?
Well, I don't know.
I mean, I wouldn't be the source of information, right?
He's not a biologist, no.
Biologist, yeah.
So finally, so if you didn't already come to the conclusion that the Secretary of Defense is inept, this is one thing, if nothing else comes from, you know, these two, possibly four years, if former Vice President Biden makes it, I mean, if he doesn't keep walking into walls and shit.
Or be completely ignored by everyone in the room.
The Secret Service just like lets him walk off, like, just, guys, guys, stay back, stay back.
Now's the time.
If you've gotten nothing else out of this, it's that the people who you often think are more knowledgeable because they're in charge.
They're not.
They're just like you.
They often know less.
And a lot of you haven't had the experience, or haven't had the opportunity to get the experience like I had.
When I was, for example, at Fox News for four and a half years, and I would go up against senators, sitting senators.
They just lined me up, I was 22 years old, like, let's see what happens if this kid argues with a senator.
It dawned on me, oh, these people really don't know.
They don't know anything.
Now, don't underestimate your opponent.
But still, you should see that the people in power, the people who are the elite, it doesn't mean, this is just a term that's given to them, it's a title that's given to them.
For crying out loud, you want more proof?
Case in point, Pete Buttigieg is the Secretary of Transportation.
The former mayor?
You think he knows more about transportation than any of you?
But he's the authority and he gets to decide.
He's the final say on transportation policy as it relates to the United States.
These are just people who are given titles and positions.
They have no business holding.
So when someone tries to say to you, are you a biologist?
It's a totally irrelevant question.
It's an appeal to authority fallacy.
And by the way, they're appealing to authorities who can't even get their own story straight.
The Secretary of Defense doesn't know his thumb from his dick.
Pardon my language.
Went after Austin, Secretary of Defense Austin, for letting our enemies take advantage also of our lack of leadership, which of course, with a little bit of sting, a little bit of sting on that one toward Austin.
I am certainly aware of briefings that we provide to Congress.
But it's not just the hypersonic.
It's all over the world.
It's in Taiwan, where China last year flew more sorties than ever before.
It's North Korea, on pace to shatter prior records, the number of missiles that they are testing.
And so while everyone else in the world seems to be developing capabilities and being more strategic, we got time to embrace critical race theory at West Point, to embrace socialism at the National Defense University, to do mandatory pronoun training.
For now.
I'm sorry for that.
It's again, this is the most capable, the most combat-critical force in the world.
It has been, and it will be so going forward.
Not if we continue down this path.
Not if we embrace socialism.
The fact that you're embarrassed by your country.
Oh no, no, no.
I'm embarrassed by your leadership.
I am not embarrassed for my country.
I wish we were not losing to China.
You know what?
That is so disgraceful that you would sit here and conflate your failures with the failures
of the uniformed service members.
Now, really quickly, I have some points to make, but, uh, him saying, uh, disgraced in country, meaning disgraced, you know, feeling disappointment in the leadership, uh, questioning me, the leadership, Secretary of Defense Austin, that's questioning your country.
This is a very familiar attack.
We see it a lot from the left.
Where else have we seen it very recently?
It's very dangerous, Chuck, because a lot of what you're seeing as attacks on me, quite frankly, are attacks on science.
Okay, go with that.
Now where was the left when people would say, hey, I'm against the war, but I'm pro-America?
I didn't like it when you would have people say that, conservatives saying, if you don't
support the war, then get that.
No, there are plenty of libertarians who were against wars.
For example, Ron Paul was a non-interventionist.
I believe that he loves the United States of America.
You can go back from the founding fathers through all different presidents who support
our military, but try to use them in a limited capacity.
This is something that when the left, they were anti-war on everything.
Now granted it was a little bit tainted because they would try and accuse all of our leaders
of being war criminals at that point or saying war for oil, even though they don't understand
supply and demand.
But the point is, they used to be able to claim that I can be pro-America and I can
be pro-military without being pro-war.
Understood.
I actually think that that is completely true.
But where are they now when they say, and the fact that you don't have any faith in the United States of America?
That's not what he said.
You're saying, oh, you hate America.
No, he's saying you're a dick.
He's saying you're an unqualified, incapable rube who doesn't know how to lead a military or the purpose of a military.
It's not meant to be a social... Well, actually it is.
I should correct myself.
The military is meant to be a social experiment in that people become a number.
Well, that's cruel.
That absolutely is.
Because no one person is more important than the next person outside of the established hierarchy.
That's why we have titles.
That's why we have roles.
We have officers.
We have privates.
We have colonels.
That's why we have... That's what establishes your value In the realm of combat.
Not your pronouns.
Not how you feel.
The military was supposed to be a social experiment, and it always has been.
And you now become a faceless, nameless number as part of a unit.
And now, just like society at large, we think we'll improve the military by making it all about me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
Oh, my pronouns!
Oh, uh, anti-white, uh, racist, uh, anti-colonialist white sentiment as it relates to the officer's quarters.
Who gives a shit?
I couldn't care less.
It could not be less relevant.
You know who I want in the military?
I want some leather-necked, tobacco-chewing redneck who would have a rifle in his hand anyway because he would be killing something or poaching it that weekend to feed his family, only you switch the hunting rifle with an M16 and you switch the deer or elk out with a jihadi.
That's who I want in the military!
Well, and Secretary Austin makes one of the worst arguments I've ever heard from a Secretary of Defense and says, we have the most capable military in the world when talking about a budget proposal that they're putting forward that would leave us with fewer than one million people in our army for the first time in decades.
And the point Getz is making, if your policies are enacted, we will not have this kind of military in the future.
That's the problem.
That's what we're here to talk about.
Don't go back and say, well we have it right now!
Of course we do right now!
And again, you create a dividing line, right?
A principled line.
So if we're actually at the projections where it'll be under one million people, here's their argument, the left.
They say, well we have lower military enrollment so we want to expand this.
We want to be more inclusive.
Well guess what?
You're doing the opposite.
What happens is you're turning off the people who would want to join the military because they want to go there, they want to serve their country.
The people who used to join the military would be people from patriotic states, people who felt a duty to country, sometimes people who wanted to have their university paid for.
You're not having those people anymore because now you are catering to people who spent their entire life hating the military, they're going to take out student loans anyways for some gender studies course, and what you are doing is actually displacing the people who are more qualified, who can do a leg tuck, Michael, with people Who are now doing the plank, can't do pull-ups, and get their feelings hurt if you use the wrong pronouns.
So we've reduced the numbers and we've increased the percentage of those numbers in the military to those with, you know, mental afflictions while we're on YouTube.
There we go.
Afflictions, yeah.
Not the shirt.
Disturbances.
What's wrong with the shirt?
My Elvis was good-looking.
A lot.
No, no, he's talking about affliction shirts.
Oh, yeah.
Not this gem.
It's just the people that wear them, not the shirt.
Just the stuff that I wear to Peacock at bars.
Hey, here's an idea.
Instead of spending money, like, hiring socialist scholars at the... The only reason we should be hiring any socialist scholars in the military is to, you know, just tune up our firing wall.
Yes, we need to study them so that we can defeat them.
Torture.
Learn what not to do.
Our firing squads need some practice.
Do we have any more of those socialist scholars, Flamer?
Just bring them in.
No?
How about United States representatives banging Chinese spies?
The old firing squad wall is looking a little too polished.
Pretty dry these days.
I want that looking like a Jackson Pollock by noon.
So, instead of spending tax dollars hiring socialist scholars, how about, I don't know, we build more ships?
So China has already surpassed the United States in fleet size, making it the world's largest navy.
China, they have 355 ships.
The United States has 294 ships.
By the 2030s, they're expected to have 460 ships.
This year's Navy budget plans to build nine new ships.
Great.
But decommissioned 24.
So that's a negative.
Yeah.
I'm not a mathematician.
Yeah, but ships might come in handy.
And if we ever did fight China, which I last checked, is across the ocean.
Across the ocean.
And something about China, Taiwan.
Do you think you'll need ships to get there?
I mean, I don't think so.
We're doing so well with hypersonics.
Somebody just stole all our yachts.
Oh, that's what we're doing for our Navy.
We're bringing in... So I just gave you the silver lining with guns, of course, with firearms, with the constitutional carry, and with the pro-life laws.
Here's something, I don't want to be a downer, but people talk about how the Roman Empire crumbled from within.
We had the world's most powerful military, it wasn't even close.
There's no reason that we ever should have lost that lead.
And I'm not saying that we've lost it now.
But other people, bad people, just, you know, if you believe in pronouns, how about not torturing and killing and committing genocide against, you know, Muslim Uyghurs in China?
How about, you know, not jailing people for, you know, claiming some gender oddity like you have in these Islamic countries?
But certainly China, if you care about human rights, you would certainly have to agree that China is pretty bad.
They're making up ground.
There is no reason for the United States to have conceded any ground as the world's only superpower.
We left the world's most powerful superpower of one century to become the only one the next century.
That's never happened throughout human history.
The only way we lose it is if we squander it, and we are.
And that's why you need some leadership to get us back in gear.
And it starts with a vision and a willing to draw a principled line.
No, sorry, you can't do push-ups, can't be in the military.
No, sorry, we're not going to switch it to a plank.
This isn't a yoga class, okay?
This isn't SoulCycle, this is where you shoot things and break shit!
Bye!
That's what we need to be doing.
Now, speaking of what's going on in the military, this is more important to our- Really?
Yeah, they celebrate this in the Marines with great vigor.
Yes.
Yes.
It's International Asexuality Day, and I'll be honest, I didn't fully get it, so here to explain what it's like to be sexually attracted to nothing, we have local asexual and official representative Lester Finley.
Thank you for joining us.
Thank you for joining us, Lester.
So, I don't understand this.
Why are you asexual?
Funny story, Steven.
It started after my fourth sexual arrest, where I was chemically castrated.
Get out.
Get out.
I don't want this.
Get out.
But wait, I came out this way for your John Hancock.
What's that?
You need me to sign this?
No, leave.
I don't want you around here.
Leave.
I'm going to hurt him.
You two piss off.
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