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April 5, 2022 - Louder with Crowder

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	There are so many cobwebs like my wife's womb.
	You're not the first one to say that, Jorge.
	You're not the first one to say that, Jorge.
	No.
	You're not the first one to say that, Jorge.
	I'm sorry.
	You're not the first one to say that, Jorge.
	It's not time to argue.
	Throw me the bill bars.
	You have no choice.
	Hurry!
	You stupid f**k!
	He's mine now!
	Oh no!
	Oh no!
	Dr. Jones!
	The competing bar is littered with poison!
	Well, that's putting it mildly.
	He's going to shoot the base!
	I'm going to shoot the base!
	Music Playing...
	D stranger to home That's what I know I can't defy the speedy test of time.
	Delicious.
	Delicious sip, but just the right temperature, too, because I mean... Good!
	My headphone volume... I was just talking with Dave as we were watching that intro.
	Yeah.
	If I was run... If I happened to be running from a boulder and there was a face-level spiderweb, I'd... Well, that's just it, and I'd be run over by the boulder.
	Done.
	You'd just turn around at the jungle.
	You're like, that's, I see webs from here.
	I'd go in just once with a machete and then throw it.
	And be immediately eaten by snakes.
	That's better than spiders, kidding you.
	You know what's funny?
	By the way, this is before I get to, and have that admonish button ready today because I have something I need to admonish myself for.
	Not afraid of snakes.
	Water snakes scare the hell out of me.
	Yeah, because they don't belong there.
	They don't belong there.
	You're not a fish, you're a snake.
	And they swim like this, with the head up.
	I don't understand.
	You're supposed to be horizontal.
	Pick a lane.
	Yeah, that's Loch Ness Monster stuff.
	I don't care for it.
	Exactly.
	So I don't know.
	I don't know what they are.
	Copperheads?
	Water moccasins?
	You guys can let me know.
	But the point is, I would be fine if we just eliminated every last one.
	Today, we are going to be talking about Mitt Romney is a piece of human fecal matter.
	And before anything else, Admonish me right now.
	Admonish me.
	I deserve it.
	Because I voted for that asshole.
	What?
	What?
	Against Barack Obama?
	Maybe, maybe you need a better one.
	I'll do it twice.
	We really messed that up.
	We were so wrong.
	But so did the Hodgetwins.
	It was the only choice at that point.
	Hammer Barack Obama.
	Talk about holding your nose.
	Had to do it for a while.
	So my question to you is, is Mitt Romney the worst Republican Is he the worst Republican?
	That's it.
	And if not him, who is?
	And if he's not just the worst overall politician, I don't know.
	Maybe AOC, but he's just as bad.
	Because at least I know where I'm standing with AOC.
	I mean, I don't know where she's looking, but I know where I'm standing, I guess.
	She's smiling at me!
	There's two of me!
	With Mitt Romney, there's never been a single issue on which he hasn't held two positions, so we'll talk about that.
	Also, I don't know if you know this, but in Florida, we were told they weren't trying to sexualize your kids, and then teachers started quitting en masse because they can no longer sexualize your kids.
	So, you do the math!
	But before we move on to any of that, look, if we are not doing a show, if you don't see us here on YouTube, especially when we're discussing, you know, the pedophilia stuff, which is a thing, YouTube doesn't like it, though.
	You can always go over to Rumble.
	So Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
	Eastern, we are streaming live.
	Rumble or Mug Club, we have another hour show today where we are doing a Reddit review of this amazing thread.
	It's going to be a classic of a man whose transgender girlfriend is taking birth control.
	Or once, too.
	There's a deer, Abby.
	Oh, boy.
	Yes.
	There's a lot of real questions to be asked here.
	Abby, back in the day, would have responded, Grouse!
	Ew!
	You just hear a gunshot.
	You're like, is this off the air now?
	Yeah.
	All right, so before we move on to any of that, Gerald A., how are you, sir?
	I was better before we had that segment introduced for today.
	How are you?
	I'm okay.
	I've been up since three.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah, we had the little ones, and they're doing their whole thing.
	But it's fine.
	Yeah, no sleeping.
	That's fine.
	It's the little ones.
	What'd he say?
	Yes.
	All right, Joe.
	And you know, you know him, you love him.
	I am going to be with him at the Tulsa Ballroom on May 14th in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
	You can go to ladderworthcrider.com slash tour.
	The two of us together.
	There are some tickets left.
	Very, very few.
	Very few, which actually sucks because we have a really funny commercial for Tulsa tomorrow.
	We may just have to cut.
	Did all that Sam Elliott work for nothing?
	Dave Landau, how are you, sir?
	Ahoy, how about you?
	I'm fine.
	I love you wearing your Ed Furlong white supremacist jacket.
	Yes, that's what I do.
	I got the strange animal, though.
	There you go.
	My brother's in jail.
	Exactly.
	But the thing is, he does laundry with a black guy, and they bond over... That's how he figures out that he's not racist.
	He's like, no, there's a guy I met who pretended that a pillowcase was a Klan hand.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Oh, that's why you stopped.
	Oh, okay, that makes sense.
	You're easily swayed.
	What was the scene like where you told him about the curb stomp?
	Yeah, we never got that.
	That never came up.
	No, he's like, why are you in here?
	And I was like, oh, nothing.
	Nothing.
	It was just a, it was a, you know, misunderstanding.
	Embezzlement.
	Long story short, I beat a guy at basketball, which wouldn't have happened.
	No, no, I beat him at basketball with, you know, the big guy from My Name is Earl.
	Yeah.
	Who's now actually very athletic, but at the time was not.
	Alright, so before I move on to that, we're going to be talking, well it's almost all gay, because you have, you know, we're talking about the Florida bill, the reaction, and Mitt Romney.
	So, and this is the, uh, before that, uh, I've been instructed not to watch this.
	And this has been circulating everywhere.
	It's a commercial for Oreos, I believe.
	And they said, don't watch it!
	My producers, because they wanted me to watch it on air.
	This is my life, unfortunately.
	Sorry.
	And now yours.
	Have you seen this yet, Dave?
	I did.
	You cheated!
	You're the kind of guy who peeks at Christmas presents.
	I found it, actually.
	Because I was quite stunned.
	And I had to say, guys, we should show this to Stephen.
	As you were eating Oreos.
	I peeked once at a Christmas present and I found out what it was and it ruined... I was like, I never want to do that again.
	You know what it was?
	It was a Power Pens with a Z. Do you guys remember those?
	No.
	It was like a pen that shoots a dart and mine was supposed to be a spy pen where you could hear people and it would amplify it but instead it was just a bunch of feedback.
	It didn't work.
	Well if this was a Christmas present most dads would be like, boy I wish you would have got me something else.
	Yeah, hey do we still have the Fox?
	Tell him to play and we'll put him in a fridge out on the curb.
	One of those classic Kitchen Aids that you can't open from the inside when I lock it.
	Oh, those aren't good.
	No, they aren't.
	No.
	Big problem in Detroit.
	Yeah.
	Alright, so this is a commercial for Oreos.
	I'm watching it for the first time.
	Apparently I'm alone in this.
	Let's see what they're doing.
	We are all one family.
	You came from half a planet.
	Oh no.
	Are they gonna beat him with that?
	No.
	Oh no, I think I know where this is going.
	I've seen enough Gillette commercials.
	But...
	I...
	love you.
	Bye.
	That's nice.
	I don't get what the fuss is about.
	So sweet.
	No.
	I...
	I love you.
	BYE!
	Arrgh.
	I think you're ready.
	Oh no.
	See, I thought he was talking to her at first.
	That's what I thought.
	Nope.
	That would've been a nice little tale.
	There's a guest.
	Look who's coming to dinner.
	Or guess who's coming to dinner.
	Eh, not so much.
	It's the remake of Guess Who for the third time.
	Right.
	Oh, I just saw the way that guy walked.
	I think I know where this is going.
	It was a little bit of a stelter.
	Yeah.
	At least it's directed in the most horrific, like, Korean cinema way.
	Yeah, exactly.
	All of a sudden there's gonna be the host.
	Yeah.
	How is this a commercial?
	What is this?
	This is a commercial?
	This is a... Ah, yeah, it's a commercial.
	A very long commercial.
	But a short film commercial, as Orios put it.
	♪♪ Good old humsing.
	You need that.
	That's the best song ever.
	Coming out doesn't just happen once.
	What the f... Okay.
	Yeah.
	Oreo.
	When you're hiding what's on the inside.
	My gosh.
	Right.
	Oreo.
	Because we're cream-filled.
	Yes.
	I know that that's a low blow.
	It would be a more appropriate commercial for Bob Dole to be literally screwing his 90-year-old wife.
	Viagra!
	It's the twist.
	It could just be two men railing each other and then it's just like pop tarts.
	Yeah, exactly.
	And then it's just, you know, it's like another guy joins in, like, Pop-Tart Mini-Bites!
	I've just never been at the store and been like, excuse me, are these E.L.
	Fudge's LGBTQ friendly?
	Right, yeah.
	Your frosted mini-wheats?
	I'm the wheat side!
	And I'm the queer side!
	Ah!
	Oh, wow, good.
	I can support this.
	Excuse me, are these Oreos, do they like gays?
	You know, I'm sorry, what?
	The Oreos, do they like gay people?
	Could you get out of my store?
	Hold on, let me pull, there's gotta be, hey, anyone here gay?
	Yeah, do you like Oreos?
	Might as well slap it right on my hips.
	This is false advertising.
	They don't like these.
	Yeah, make sure you get the name brand Oreos.
	The off-brands hate queers.
	Yes. The Westboros. Yeah. You drown them in milk. You don't just dip them, you hold them down for 60 seconds. Exactly.
	You drag them up. It's an Oreo. Stop! Stop! So terrible. So terrible. Westboros. Honey nut Westboros. Now they would
	have a problem with the color of the Oreos.
	as well.
	Okay, that's right.
	Fine.
	No more Oreos.
	Advertising.
	Oreos used to be the close to perfect cookie.
	Will you guys no longer buy Oreos?
	Does Daily Wire need to start a $100 million cookie company?
	Yes.
	An anti-Oreo company.
	I don't even care.
	I like Oreos.
	We're just pandering.
	That's what I hate about all these corporations.
	If it wasn't hip to be gay, you wouldn't be doing it.
	No, not at all.
	It's pandering nonsense.
	Where were you guys 20 years ago?
	Seriously.
	I don't remember the AIDS epidemic 1985 Oreos, do you?
	Just follow your sores!
	Yes.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Show me your Saudi Arabia commercials.
	I'd love to see if it transitions over there.
	Count Choculo's just Magic Johnson, just losing like 90 pounds.
	Yeah, he's just like, barely, like holding on to the cereal bowl.
	Frosted Philadelphia Flakes.
	Okay.
	Where's Frankenberry?
	Oh, he's not on the talk show.
	He died.
	He was waiting on some drugs that never came.
	It was a long, painful death.
	It was drawn out.
	He can't figure it out.
	All of his friends are dying, too.
	Toucan Sam is just following his nose to Mexico to get the real cocktail.
	Jared Leto's.
	All right.
	Gosh.
	Well, that's good.
	I'm just glad that we all know what cookies are for crying out loud.
	I just can't believe that this is... Well, I can't believe it.
	Yeah, totally can.
	And then people act like you're crazy that you think they're trying to sexualize everything.
	Yeah, it's a cookie.
	Yeah, it's a cookie.
	I just... I mean, it should... There shouldn't be any sexual... I didn't know that gays weren't allowed to buy Oreos!
	No, I've always... Is there someone just blocking them out?
	Like, no, no, no, no!
	And then finally they were like, all right, we like you now.
	Here's just the official policy of Albertsons.
	If they saw a gay man buying Oreos, take that dividing bar.
	Hey, these aren't for you.
	Get your hands off those cookies.
	The Astro Glide's aisle's over there, sir.
	I think I know your kind.
	All right.
	The bananas are over there.
	You might want to pick up some condoms for your deviant lifestyle.
	Yes, exactly.
	Also, I don't know the directions to the bathhouse.
	Fauci, where's the bathhouse?
	So here's an update.
	Yesterday we talked about this Elon Musk, a 9% stake in Twitter, which makes him the largest shareholder.
	And we have an update that as of this morning, he's also taken a seat on the board of directors.
	Yeah.
	Taken a seat on the board.
	I love how Barack here... Taken is the right word.
	Yeah.
	He just, there was that, what's her name?
	That Shirav Virjani, that lady whose name sounds like the lady parts who was on Joe Rogan.
	Oh yeah.
	Does it tick him?
	Looks free!
	Oh, it's mine now.
	We should get a longer table.
	It turns out I own this place.
	So weird.
	Flame throws a table.
	Greed is good.
	So he was welcomed enthusiastically by Twitter CEO Parag Agrawali, and he said, I'm excited to share that we're appointing Elon Musk to our board.
	Through conversations with Elon in recent weeks, it became clear to us that he would bring great value to our board.
	No, Elon chimed in.
	He did?
	Yeah.
	Publicly.
	Which I like.
	It's like when Jeff Goldblum in Life Aquatic walks over and spanks Bill Murray's dog.
	Yes.
	Elon Musk responded, looking forward to working with Parag and Twitterboard to make significant improvements to Twitter in coming months.
	I like how he tweets like he's Latka from Taxi.
	Yes.
	Oh my gosh.
	Just to add that extra level.
	Thank you very much.
	Yeah.
	So do you think Peroxx seriously had a conversation where they were like, yeah, Elon's going
	to be great.
	We have to put him on the board.
	Well, this will allow him to have an active role, by the way, in things like, you know,
	the banned user accounts, tweets that have been suspended, or for example, you know,
	when there are all those death threats made against me, people posting my address and
	posting my address on Twitter, like, no, we'll leave it up.
	I don't understand the rules.
	You're not supposed to.
	No, no, no.
	So he should actually have some... Well, he should have the ability to influence policies at Twitter.
	Yeah.
	I don't know if he will.
	I'm hoping he's that guy.
	That guy who gets power and actually does something good with it.
	He seems like it so far.
	Yes, he does.
	Yeah.
	And of course, the gay shtapo, the left, they're furious.
	Especially your favorite guy.
	Mr. Robert Reich.
	Robert Reich.
	I'm not going to say Reich or Rishi.
	Clearly threatened, I guess, by what this may mean.
	Yeah, yeah.
	What could possibly go wrong with an oligarch determining what constitutes free speech?
	Don't you love how we went from the left, you always use these arguments, we would talk about YouTube or Facebook or Twitter, for example, with the New York Post story, or us quoting the CDC being banned.
	It's a private company, they can do what they want.
	Now they're like, this is too important to be in the hands of oligarchs!
	So only Elon Musk is the oligarch?
	Yeah, and by the way, his version of free speech is, hey, stop banning stuff.
	Right.
	So maybe we'll start there.
	Yeah, his version of free speech is actually called free speech.
	Yeah, it's pretty crazy.
	You should look it up.
	Sort of like his version of green policy, his version of, you know, renewable energy was actually creating products that people wanted, as opposed to forcing and mandating, like California, which he had to leave.
	Think about that for a second.
	That'd be like a Nazi being like, I guess I have no place in Deutschland anymore.
	No.
	I miss you.
	I'll have to go over to America.
	The trains start running on time.
	I am the loneliest Nazi in the world.
	No home, no more Jews.
	No chamber to pull the switch.
	I will miss you, Germany.
	Exactly.
	I look forward to seeing this stuff.
	I just can't believe that Elon Musk had to leave California.
	In other words, if green policies worked, come on, it would be Shankar Lah for someone like an Elon Musk.
	And he's just like, wow, we really, I cannot do this in California.
	You should love his success, but Robert Reich and those guys only want it to be successful if it comes from the government or mildly successful.
	The minute you start making a ton of money off of something and going gangbusters with it, they're like, oh, you're part of the problem now.
	Unless you're in the government.
	You don't want me to be a part of the team.
	Got it.
	Well, it's because capitalism and the Constitution is a real problem for these people.
	It really is.
	Well, they openly hate it.
	That's what they're talking about.
	Like, oh, the Founding Fathers were racist.
	Here's one thing, too.
	When people try and say, we're just as American as you are.
	No, no, hold on a second.
	But you're talking about wanting to break down institutions and norms.
	Well, that's because it's patriarchy.
	Well, okay, but let's just say that that's, let's assume that that's true and it's not.
	White supremacy, patriarchy.
	Okay, fine.
	Well, guess what?
	Those are the institutions of this country.
	So let's assume that they're all bad.
	And of course they're not.
	But if we use your argument, you still hate this country.
	There's no way around it.
	I just want to improve it.
	Not if you want to fundamentally change what makes this country.
	It's like, I like Oreos.
	Really?
	I just think it should be chocolate chip cookies.
	Well, you don't like Oreos!
	Yeah.
	I love the constitution except for, you know, serious parts of it.
	Yeah.
	I just want to change most of it.
	Namely the main points of it.
	Yeah!
	You know, there's stuff that makes this country great.
	I just want to get rid of that part.
	Yeah, let's just move that stuff out.
	They're like, well, if you look at the comma on the Second Amendment and the right to bear arms, okay, so what's your solution?
	No right to own guns whatsoever.
	Oh!
	Okay, that seems a little more extreme.
	How about free speech there?
	Not entirely sure.
	Not so much.
	So, here's another story before we get to Mitt Romney, and this is going to be fun.
	A six-year-old man received, this was in Germany.
	Sixty.
	That's what he just said.
	He said six.
	He didn't say six.
	I was trying to be helpful.
	I heard six.
	Can we admonish him?
	There's no such thing as a six-year-old man, just like there's no such thing as a six-year-old transgender.
	That's the whole point of me saying 60!
	Thank you for making my point.
	Six-year-old transgender.
	We'll get to that.
	There's no such thing as a six-year-old transgender.
	If you can't consent to sex, and you shouldn't, you can't consent to sexual reassignment surgery.
	Period.
	Okay?
	Done.
	Alright, a 60 year old man received up to 90 injections of the COVID vaccine in order to sell fake vaccine cards with real batch numbers.
	So you have to appreciate his commitment.
	Yeah, I mean, they're not even really fake cards.
	No, not at that point.
	They're just straight up real.
	I mean, there's some buy-in.
	Yeah.
	At that point, you just let him have the card.
	I mean, he's doing Satan's work.
	So 90 injections.
	You know what the worst part is?
	91 injections, 90 seconds free.
	Really?
	He was just shot.
	That's too bad.
	Did he have the little punch cards?
	Yeah, it's called his tricep.
	So, according to AP, it's not immediately clear what impact the shots, which were from several different brands, had on this man's personal health.
	Although we actually do have a video of him taking this man in question 90 COVID vaccines
	just before the time of arrest.
	Well, you know, I'm not a biologist.
	Also, his wife is suspected of taking a similar amount of vaccines, which I think, yeah.
	Well, you know what?
	I think vaccines might be good for women after all.
	I encourage any attractive woman to look into it.
	Attractive and or busty.
	Yes, especially busty.
	You can be one or the other, it's best you be both.
	He's basically vaccinated from the vaccine at this point.
	Let's use the J&J. I hear that one's really effective.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	You got any of that AstraZeneca in there?
	It's like, yeah, it's right next to the packing peanuts.
	He was basically vaccinated from the vaccine at this point.
	Yes, exactly.
	Who knows what's going through his body?
	He just synthesized his blood.
	Okay.
	Oh, I forgot.
	On the intro, this show to you today is brought to you by Bilt Bar.
	You can go to Bilt.com, use the promo code CRYDER15, you get 15% off your next order.
	I've been using the Bilt Bars since I lost about 30-something pounds.
	I just use them like dessert.
	No one needs protein.
	They're delicious.
	Although, Bilt Bar, Bilt Bar, we have to talk.
	Real talk.
	Bring back coconut fudge brownie chunk.
	The name's long.
	I get it.
	But it's the best one.
	We need to start a campaign.
	Not just the coconut one.
	I don't want just the coconut!
	Put it back!
	I want the coconut with the fudge brownie chunk.
	What happened?
	I don't need any more birthday cake.
	It's really delicious.
	It's fantastic stuff.
	Yeah, the coconut brownie chunk.
	Was it a limited edition?
	Was it seasonal?
	What are you getting it from?
	Local Coconut Brownie Chunk Farms?
	Is it like the McRib?
	Or the Shamrock Shake?
	This is from the Coconut Brownie Chunk Farm to Table built bar.
	No, it was delicious.
	I love those.
	I put them in the freezer.
	They're all good.
	All the chocolate ones are good, but that was my jam.
	Okay, now it's time to move on to, and I've been waiting for this for a while, and I don't know why it took so long.
	Mitt Romney, what a piece of shit.
	And you know, you probably know what happened just recently.
	But does anybody like Mitt Romney?
	Comment below.
	Did you vote for Mitt Romney?
	You know what?
	You know what?
	Hold on a second.
	I want to hear from the Mormons.
	Yes.
	Because, you know how when terrorist attacks happen, we say, well there aren't enough moderate Muslims condemning it.
	Mormons, you need to condemn Mitt Romney.
	You guys owe us.
	We do it with the Westboro Baptist Church.
	We're like, well they're not, there's like only 12 members and eight of them have flippers.
	They're all brother and sister.
	So Mitt Romney, you know, because he gives, unfortunately, a lot of people go like, oh look, he's Mormon.
	I don't think he's actually really Mormon.
	What?
	I think he's a Scientologist.
	I kind of feel that way too.
	Wait, why?
	And his full name?
	Mittens.
	Yeah, I know.
	Oh my gosh.
	Mittens?
	Like a cat.
	I don't even think he's a person.
	Really?
	I think he's a cat in a people costume.
	Cat, cat self.
	Yeah, his full name is Mittens.
	That's a fact.
	We should just dangle a piece of yarn out into the ocean.
	Yep.
	He's a cat in a people costume.
	What?
	I don't... Do I like yarn?
	Do I not like yarn?
	I can't decide.
	Depends on who I'm talking to.
	He's pro-yarn and then he's anti-yarn.
	Yeah, he's really anti-yarn today.
	So, a few examples of, he is the quintessential example.
	People talk about elite politicians.
	People talk about the Swamp.
	This guy has a career, he comes from a family of, I don't just mean wealth, but he comes from a family of politicians.
	He's been in public office for a very long time.
	What he did with Bain Capital was very different from starting a business from the ground up, right?
	You are sort of talking about that, what people Basically going in and laying people off is what he would do.
	Now I understand that that's something that efficiency experts do.
	I get that, I understand it, but it's not the same as starting a business from the ground up.
	So a perfect example of how shitty, and just so you, if you have kids, you should have been tipped off with a what a piece of shit segment.
	The word's going to make a recurring appearance.
	As to how shitty he is, this is a perfect example of how out of touch with the average American he is when he made the two Cadillac flub.
	I like the fact that most of the cars I see are Detroit-made automobiles.
	I drive a Mustang and a Chevy pickup truck.
	Ann drives a couple of Cadillacs, actually.
	And I used to have a Dodge truck, so I used to have all three.
	Is she riding them like skis?
	Yeah, just... She's got a couple of Caddy's.
	No big deal.
	He just basically said, yeah, we have five or six cars that we just rotate between.
	It's like a way to connect.
	And we put our dog on the roof of all of them.
	Yes, indeed.
	We have two Cadillacs in every garage in this country.
	That's the American dream.
	And then we have a Dodge Ram in the driveway.
	And then I also have a Taurus show.
	There's a couple Mustangs.
	He's trying to name every American brand.
	Four private jets.
	Yes.
	And I also have an Audi I'm hiding.
	I love the Teslas.
	And two Nissans.
	Yeah.
	Tesla's good too.
	Yeah.
	Anything else made in the USA that I own?
	I never drive them though, that's my chauffeur Cliff.
	He says he loves them.
	And I have nothing against, look, I think it's great if you have wealth, if you've accrued wealth.
	I think it's great if you have cars, that's fine.
	It's just this is a guy who never understood how out of touch he was with the average American and now let me kind of parlay that into the American voter.
	I don't know who he's trying to appease, Mitt Romney.
	I don't know.
	I don't understand.
	Like, this is a man who has no home.
	He should be homeless.
	He deserves no home.
	So, in 94 and in 2002, of course, Mitt Romney was adamantly pro-abortion, pro-choice.
	We're each entitled to have strong personal beliefs, and we encourage other people to do the same.
	But as a nation, we recognize the right of all people to believe as they want, and not to impose our beliefs on other people.
	I believe that abortion should be safe and legal in this country.
	I have since the time that my mom took that position when she ran in 1970 as a U.S.
	Senate candidate.
	Shannon snuck a little extra point in there that I want to address, and that is with regards to my views with regards to protecting a woman's right to choose.
	And I've been very clear on that.
	I will preserve and protect a woman's right to choose, and I'm devoted and dedicated to honoring my word in that regard.
	Now here's the thing, Hillary Clinton, that wouldn't be a problem, okay?
	Right.
	But here's why he's such a piece of shit, is because, and you can feel free to, when I say, yeah, that's your cue.
	We don't want to misuse the soundboard.
	Respect the soundboard.
	Soundboard Magnolia.
	He then flip-flopped, you know, he said he changed his position in 2004, and his telling of it was he met a medical researcher working in embryonic stem cells, which is entirely questionable.
	He was asked about it, I believe, in the primaries in 2008.
	There was never a flash of genius moment, and I don't believe him.
	Let me tell you why I don't believe him.
	It would be one thing if he said, I was radically, you know, pro-choice, and I was, you know, I was a Democrat for a very long time because I didn't understand the science, and then I became, you know, I converted to Mormonism, or I converted to Christianity, and through my faith, I did some more research, and I realized that I was wrong.
	Okay, but he didn't.
	Instead, he was like, I was pro-abortion, and then, you know, now I'm not.
	What a piece of shit.
	That's the issue.
	Yeah, he basically licked his finger, put it up in the air and said, which way is the wind blowing on this issue for my voters?
	Well, the internet came out and he was like, oh, I'll do that.
	Right, yeah.
	And then he was like, oh wait, does the internet also mean that they have the video from all the times I said that before?
	Yeah, I was shown polling recently that said people would like me more if I held this position, so you know what?
	I hold that position.
	But I also read polling that said people will never like me.
	They will never like me.
	Do they also have videos of me in private crapping all over poor people?
	Oh, dear.
	Oh, my word.
	Oh, my stars.
	Boy, that almost makes the two catalogs seem like... What am I, Joe Biden right now?
	Is that a stroke?
	That's because he has two catalogs of Cadillacs.
	He has two catalogs of Cadillacs.
	He just looks through his own catalog.
	Why do you have a catalog of your cars printed?
	Oh, you don't have these?
	You don't have your own Romney wish list and it's just your garage?
	I'm sorry?
	You don't have notebooks full of women and cars?
	You must be stupid and poor.
	Yes!
	You can't understand this, you plebe.
	I understand you're gay.
	Do you like Oreos?
	Yeah.
	How about Doritos?
	You're a real Oreo eater.
	Twix.
	Oreos, Twix, Doritos, you're taking my will to live!
	Those are, yeah, Kit Kats stay out of it.
	Yeah, come on.
	Lucky Charms need to change the taste of the rainbow tagline.
	No, that's Skittles.
	And they don't.
	I think they're staying neutral.
	I think they were always a gay cane.
	That's what they throw out of the gay pride parade, Skittles.
	Which is not safe because it's not, you know, it's not even packaged at that point, just loose Skittles.
	Even seagulls are like, this is a little hard to chew.
	And I eat fries covered in cayenne pepper.
	I was a kid.
	I was a child.
	You were 27!
	I'm just kidding.
	I'm in second adolescence.
	I used to eat the fries and I used to put them in cayenne pepper and then I realized it was cruel.
	I was a kid. I was a child. You were 27. I'm just kidding.
	I'm in second adolescence. So in both impeachment proceedings against President Donald Trump,
	Mitt Romney, and he was one of the only Republicans, and again it's just the constant virtue signaling with this
	piece of shit.
	That's the problem with Mitt Romney.
	It'd be one thing if you were a Democrat.
	I understand it.
	But it's another when he claims certain values, he claims shared principles, and then he never stands on them consistently.
	And he wants to say, hey, everyone, look, hey, aren't I great?
	Look how inconsistent I am!
	And people are just like, that just makes you a dick.
	He's like, I prefer a piece of shit.
	So he voted for impeachment two times.
	Here you go.
	Here he is talking.
	The grave question the Constitution tasks senators to answer Is whether the President committed an act so extreme and egregious that it rises to the level of a high crime and misdemeanor.
	Yes, he did.
	The President asked a foreign government to investigate his political rival.
	The President withheld vital military funds from that government to press it to do so.
	The President delayed funds for an American ally at war with Russian invaders.
	President's purpose was personal and political.
	Accordingly, the president is guilty of an appalling abuse of public trust.
	First off, we are all children.
	Second, he's talking about Donald Trump and Ukraine.
	And by the way, Zelensky said everything that guy said is bullshit.
	He said there was no quid pro quo.
	Zelensky said it's not true.
	This is not true.
	So Mitt Romney is up there grandstanding, and isn't it rich where he's like, he did this for political and personal purposes?
	Right.
	You've never done anything for political gain, Mitt Romney, of the Romney political dynasty.
	Yeah, like moving to Utah.
	Right.
	So you can run.
	All right, Hillary.
	He was a Detroiter for a long time, right?
	He was Detroit-ish.
	Bloomfield Hills-ish.
	Massachusetts, and then, you know.
	Anywhere where there's money.
	Well, where he can be voted into office.
	Now, here's something else.
	Even for Democrats, this wouldn't be considered extreme, but even now Democrats will look back on it with shame.
	I don't know if Mitt Romney is capable of shame.
	Because, you know, he's a sociopath.
	So, March 15th, 2022, this is not that long ago.
	I don't know if you know this.
	This is just a couple weeks ago.
	He voted in favor of keeping the federal mask mandate on children.
	Just like, even when there stands nothing to gain politically, because at that point people were like, we were wrong about that.
	Mitt Romney's like, no, look, I'm still dumb!
	You don't need a mask law for children.
	There's plenty of ways.
	They're kids.
	They'll believe anything.
	You can scare the shit out of them in so many ways.
	Yes, exactly.
	Just drop it already, you know?
	It's unreal when I still see this.
	And instead, let's spend that money on getting them estrogen pills.
	But here's Mitt Romney voting in favor of it.
	Next, we have Braun Amendment No.
	8.
	Well, now I just hate them more.
	Prohibit HHS from implementing or enforcing their regulations regarding mask or vaccination protections in the Head Start program.
	Again, I will be a no on this.
	Does anyone want Senator Braun's 15 seconds?
	Seeing none, clerk will call the roll.
	I, by proxy.
	Senator Romney.
	She's almost looking at him like, Romney, are you gonna... No?
	Really?
	Alright.
	Now here's the thing, the most recent one, of course you know, this just happened yesterday, Romney, or yesterday or a couple days ago, was it?
	On April 4th.
	Was on April 4th.
	Are we the 6th?
	No, we're the 5th.
	We're the 5th, okay.
	So Romney, he did, he came out and he said that he would be voting to confirm former Vice President Biden's radical Supreme Court nominee, Keitanji Brown-Jackson.
	And that shocks some people.
	This shocks you.
	For very good reasons.
	So here's the weird thing.
	He voted against her, and I say her as in a woman.
	He voted against her when she was nominated to the D.C.
	Appellate Court.
	Yeah, a long, long time ago, right?
	Well, in 2021.
	Oh, 2021!
	Oh, so you mean like there's almost no new information that could possibly be available.
	Hey everybody, come and look at how not racist I am!
	Yeah.
	Sure, I was months ago, but I've changed my ways since December.
	Mitt Romney is the only person on whom Whoopi Goldberg's reverse psychology works.
	It absolutely works.
	You're not gonna vote for her?
	Are you racist, child?
	No, I'm Mormon!
	Define her.
	No one can do that.
	How dare you?
	And people always say, well, no one else was ever asked that.
	Well, you know why?
	Because everyone else throughout the history of mankind would have been able to answer it!
	It never came up.
	No, it never came up!
	No one ever had, exactly.
	No one was ever like, can you tell me what a woman is?
	And somebody was like, I have no idea.
	Right, exactly.
	And the reason it wasn't asked was because we didn't have men competing and winning in women's sports.
	Now, I know what you're saying.
	When you say men, what do you mean?
	I mean, male with a penis in the pool with women.
	Saying he's a woman.
	Yes.
	Because he believes it, because he is.
	Yes.
	The thought never crossed their minds that there would ever be any debate.
	And some people are now trying to argue this is just gotcha.
	No, no, it's relevant because you will have cases that will get kicked up the Supreme Court.
	And by the way, the legal definition of woman matters at this point for things like Title IX.
	By the way, for sexual abuse laws, just to be clear.
	Of course it matters.
	It didn't used to matter because no one thought that woman would just be a figment of your imagination or it could be anyone who chooses to put on a maxi dress that day.
	Mitt Romney, what a piece of shit.
	That's it. I'm done with this guy.
	By the way, if you're watching right now, you can smash that like button because, I
	don't know if you know this, Mitt Romney hate watches this show.
	Does he?
	And this will just reflect to him that you don't like him.
	Stupid Mittens.
	I'm so glad.
	That felt good.
	Did it feel good?
	It did!
	I've been angry at this person for a while.
	Good.
	Yeah, I don't care for him.
	All right.
	Now we move on to, uh, you know, the whole, uh, don't say gay bill.
	Oh yeah.
	Can't say that word.
	Yeah.
	Hey, you know, you can't say gay, but I tested it.
	Did you?
	I still can.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I traveled to Florida just to see if I could.
	And I just, I landed in Florida, not Southwest cause it was canceled.
	So I landed in Florida and I said, people misrepresenting a bill by claiming that it's titled, don't say gay, even though it doesn't appear in the bill.
	Well, that's gay.
	And no one arrested me.
	How did you escape?
	I'm just saying, you have to test it, you have to go through the scientific process.
	Or just, you know, read the bill.
	Right, yeah, exactly.
	That would be... It might have been easier, but I needed a break.
	I needed some me time.
	You needed the miles?
	Oh, I get it.
	Plus I had to ask all the roller skaters in Miami about the Don't Say Gay Bill.
	And you know what?
	They were just very handsy.
	Bladers.
	They like to be called bladers.
	For that purpose alone.
	They're trying to rebrand.
	They don't like the term fruit boots.
	No, they don't.
	Okay, so I'm trying to think of how to get into this, but all right, we'll get to the
	point of all these teachers now who are quitting in Florida because they can't actually indoctrinate
	your children with the whole sexualization and gender theory.
	But over the weekend, Huffington Post published an article written by Allegra Hirschman, I think I'm pronouncing that correctly, but you don't need to tweet me, Allegra, I don't care.
	It's nice that you're named after allergy medicine.
	Yes, exactly.
	Oh, sorry, that's a typo, it's Zyrtec Hirschman.
	Oh, sorry, Claritin Hirschman?
	Yes, don't get me started.
	Don't get me started on Benadryl Goldberg.
	Old Flonase Hirschman.
	Old Antihistamine Smith.
	Her name's my name, too.
	So, wrote this whole article at HuffPo titled, I'm trying to raise my kids as homosexuals and I never even have to say gay.
	Now, in the article, there are a bunch of quotes, all references are available at lotofcar.com, like this, Jim.
	At first I thought this heterophilia forced on kids was disgusting, until it gave me the fantastic idea that I could also raise my children with a preferred sexual orientation from the very beginning of their lives.
	Although I am bi, my wife and I chose to go full-on homo with your kids, and let me tell you, I think it's working.
	Now, in case you didn't realize it, this is satire.
	It's satire, and obviously it's so... We're at the point where you may not know that it's satire, because most liberals reading it upvoted it right away.
	It's like they're stealing the Babylon Beast Thunderstick.
	So she goes on to say that it's satire, which is a sign of good satire.
	Oh, of course.
	I have to tell you that I'm joking.
	Yeah, exactly.
	It says in the opening credits of Naked Gun that it's parody.
	You explain a joke and that makes it funnier, right?
	Yes, it does.
	It absolutely does.
	Come on, you broke that habit.
	Don't get back into it.
	So here's the point she's trying to convey, that the idea that teachers are going to influence your children, you know, as far as sexual orientation, as far as gender, as far as even introducing these subjects, maybe in ways that you may not deem to be age appropriate, that it's a boogeyman, right?
	That it's not actually happening.
	And here she goes on to make her case, and I will piece by piece Show you why it's entirely incorrect.
	And let me just sort of try and break it down because she's claiming that it's satire but not really because she goes back and forth between trying to make a point and satire.
	Just a horrible writer, this Zyrtec.
	So, I wrote this piece as a satire to make a point.
	Thank you for clarifying.
	Even if my wife and I actually spent every waking moment trying to force a, quote, gay agenda on our kids, they may still turn out straight.
	Oh, the horror!
	Like 99% of humans always.
	But that's not what any of this is really about.
	Oh.
	Hold!
	Clarendon, that's exactly what this is about.
	It's why you wrote it.
	Yes!
	It's exactly why you wrote it.
	Kids are easily programmable because they're stupid.
	They are easily impressionable and they're dumb.
	And you, well I don't know you, I don't think they'll be programmed by your writing, but certainly public school teachers can be programmed by people outside of the home.
	They're sponges capable of learning everything and you're supposed to teach them and guide them.
	Right.
	That's the age they're at.
	For the same reason you don't use naughty words when they're learning to speak, you don't teach them about suturing up your hooch and putting on a fake strap-on when they're six.
	Is that nine when you're supposed to do that?
	Yeah, I watched Captain Planet when I was a kid and I spray-painted a fur coat.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Tell me that kids aren't impressionable.
	Well, they're trying to impress their parents, too.
	So if your parents are pushing something, your teachers are pushing something on you, you're trying to adopt it and impress them.
	Well, and kids are very impressionable.
	Let me give you some numbers here really quickly.
	So you've heard me mention the fact that what she's saying is, of course, the opposite of what the data shows us.
	Now, here's the thing.
	You may not like what the data says.
	You may want to say, well, it's more nuanced than that.
	And this is something we'll talk about, I think, next week.
	You know, they'll say white supremacy, or they'll say patriarchy.
	You'll hear this from the left, right?
	They'll create these big umbrella terms, like white supremacy.
	That's why black people aren't getting these loans, you know, from banks.
	And you go, well, what about the fact that black lenders actually give to black borrowers at, they reject them at twice the rate of white banks?
	Well, it's more complex than that.
	I know, but you said white supremacy.
	So, you're the one who's being reductive, to a false degree.
	There's nothing more reductive, falsely, than white supremacy, than patriarchy, these umbrella terms that they use, and then when you call them on it, they say, well actually, it's a little bit more nuanced.
	Okay, look, you may want to claim that, and I understand that there can be sub-points here, but the data is the data.
	You may not like it, but it is.
	You may not think that data do what it do, but it be.
	So, you've heard me mention the number before where 97% of kids who claim they're transgender actually grow out of it, and we have the references available at ladderworthcutter.com, after being or not taking puberty blockers, that number drops to 0%.
	So almost all of them grow out of it, and then if you put them on puberty blockers or you have some kind of an intervention, that number drops to, growing out of it, zero.
	Now, legitimately, people complained about the stat and said, well, the sample study is too small.
	And that's true.
	I believe the study was conducted in either 2008 or 2011.
	Now, that's because back then, transgender wasn't a thing.
	Yeah.
	It wasn't a thing.
	You can go back and watch an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, I believe it was season two, where they have an entire episode where a guy is dating a transsexual.
	The term transgender didn't exist.
	You had transvestites and you had transsexuals.
	Then they just said, well, let's just make a wide enough, again, umbrella, that if a guy in a muumuu is the same as someone who goes through sex reassignment surgery, and now we have a third category.
	Just to be clear, just so you understand, that's why the sample size was small.
	Well, now we have a larger study from 2021, which the largest sample of boys referred for gender dysphoria, and that's a whole other topic, the way they've changed the definition of gender dysphoria, an average age of eight years old, okay, at the time of diagnosis.
	87.8% were classified that way.
	Classified, sorry, as desisters by their early 20s, meaning they grew out of it.
	87.8% with a much larger study last year.
	We went 97% with a small study, and now at least 87%.
	Let's just split the difference.
	We'll give you 90%.
	That's an A. Like, oh, my son played with Barbies because he wanted to look up their skirts.
	It doesn't mean that he wants to be one.
	Yeah, you also might want to burn their hair.
	Yes!
	Of course!
	I did.
	Yeah!
	I didn't even... my neighbor had them.
	Yeah, well... We lit all of them on fire.
	You put them in the Easy Bake Oven, see what you can do.
	And also Ken, he was a post-op.
	Yep, he was a post-op.
	He was also a little bit of a poser, Ken.
	Yeah.
	Not very authentic.
	No.
	The point is, they try and say, well, kids are not easily influenced by teachers.
	And this is why parents are the most important safeguard, just to be clear, against teachers in public schools.
	First off, parents, if you're sending your kid to public school, you have a serious problem.
	In 2022.
	I'm just going to say, that's not an option at this point.
	Parents, if you want to raise decent children, you cannot put them in public school.
	You guys can comment below if anyone disagrees with me.
	There used to be the argument, oh, I want them to socialize, I want them to become more cultured.
	No, no, no.
	A culture of degeneracy and a culture of indoctrination.
	And you know, sometimes people say, teachers, real heroes.
	When I'm referring to them as public school teachers, I actually use the term, worst among us.
	Employees with lots and lots of breaks?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, wait, you mean you work more than 182 days a year?
	182 days a year? Yes.
	Yes.
	There's so many pissed off teachers right now.
	so many pissed off teachers right now.
	Look, if you're a great teacher, thank you, but most of you're not.
	Well, how do you... You kind of need the summer, though, at home to be like, look, you're not a girl, Tim.
	Right, yes, exactly.
	Takes a lot of convincing.
	Yeah, sometimes you try to fix all of the things they screwed up during the year.
	I have a seven-year-old and we're talking about eight-year-olds.
	You don't... I can't imagine, like, I'm a girl.
	You're just like, no, you're not.
	Shut up.
	Yeah.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	The teacher's going to be, you can be whatever you want.
	Yeah.
	Well, especially if the teacher is one of those gender-bending, blue-haired, lesbian, queer genders, pansexual.
	Then she'd be like, well, no, actually, let me show you a picture of my wife.
	It's like, look, okay, okay, Professor Scissor Sister, we don't need you to be in charge of our children's education.
	So let me give you an idea as to how it's increased, the percentage of the population.
	Now to be clear, throughout human history, there's always been about 2% of the population
	that's been gay.
	That's not something that really has changed, and we've had that data for a long time.
	The Greeks skew the number.
	The what?
	The Greeks skew the number.
	The Greeks just skew the number.
	They went a little far with it.
	Well the Greeks, as far as same-sex sodomy, were 100%, but it was a power thing.
	They didn't want to do that.
	Dominance.
	Yeah, exactly.
	How long are you going to be out at sea, right?
	How do you establish a pecking order?
	Yeah, come on.
	Learn to speak Greek.
	We're going out to battle.
	So, let's go by generation, though.
	This is from Gallup, okay?
	Not a bastion of right-wing conservatism.
	Those identifying as, I love how they use the term LGBT.
	Q-A-A-I-P are going to be pissed off.
	Yes, they are.
	So, Born Before 1946, 0.8%.
	Then Baby Boomers, 2.6%.
	Then Gen X, it goes up to 4.2%.
	Then Millennials, it goes up to 10.5%.
	Then Gen Z is 20.8%.
	And some projections, they're estimating that it'll be 50%.
	That means it's a coin toss.
	It's heads or dicks.
	Yep.
	Heads or heads.
	Or dicks or tails.
	Yeah.
	Now I understand that there's a certain portion of society who, you know, the Rock Hudson's of the world, you know, where it's like they said, no, I'm straight, but secretly they were, you know, playing doctor with Gomer Pyle.
	So I get it that it wasn't as societally acceptable back in the day.
	And so you would say the percentage was higher.
	Sure, but not 20%.
	Let me give you, okay, a couple of points here.
	Well, everybody knew though.
	I mean, you had like Liberace going on Carson and he's like, so are you, uh, you still a lucky bachelor?
	He's like, yeah, I just haven't found the right woman yet.
	And we all just played along.
	Yeah, it was a little higher.
	Or like when Ricky Martin was interviewed by Barbara Walters, I think, and she said, where do you find yourself most comfortably?
	He said, in between the sheets.
	With a woman!
	With a woman!
	Yeah, with a girl.
	Lots of women.
	Mmm, breasts.
	Love them!
	Seeing how hot Stelter's wife is?
	We share a purse.
	So, a couple of things.
	First off, gay was still, even if you say it was less societally acceptable, we can go back to the 50s or the 60s, okay, whatever.
	At the time, yes.
	It was still a thing, though.
	People knew what gay was, okay?
	You didn't need a new category.
	People were saying, well, I want to keep it secret that I am gay.
	Transgender wasn't a thing in 2010.
	It's an entirely new category.
	So the measurement back then still would be someone, if they're trying to keep it a secret, it still would be, are you gay?
	And back then they would have filed lesbian under there.
	It's always been a significantly smaller percentage of the population than men.
	It's been relatively fixed.
	It's very, very low.
	The boom in lesbianism is only recent.
	It's a recent phenomenon.
	Throughout history, it's mostly been gay men.
	Don't necessarily know why, we just know that that's the case, and the data reflects it.
	It is what it be.
	But, you didn't have to create an entirely new category and educate everybody on, actually I'm transgender, or actually I'm pansexual, actually I'm genderqueer, actually I'm genderfluid.
	These are new categories, and that's also why you see the numbers going up, and it's a way to normalize everything other than Standard heterosexual relationships.
	I'm not saying that people should be ostracized, but it is abnormal in that it is not the same as what has historically been the mean, the average, since always.
	And I certainly don't think that it's a healthy thing for society for it to be a coin toss as to whether a kid is going to be, you know, a I didn't want to say heterosexual.
	A non-LGBT, there are what, how many genders now?
	We played the game on MudClub?
	We named that gender flag and it's not even a joke and we can't name it?
	There's a two in it now.
	Yes.
	They're just coming up with different things.
	There really is.
	And look, honestly, I mean, kids need guidance.
	They don't need you to tell them that every single thing that they feel or think is accurate because it's not.
	Kids want things that are always going to be bad for them, right?
	They want food, they want to climb stuff.
	My son right now wants to climb things.
	That if he falls from, which he will, it will hurt him very badly.
	As a parent, am I supposed to be like, no, you can totally climb that when he can't?
	No, of course not.
	Exactly.
	You don't let him climb Timmy.
	No, but Timmy, that's true.
	More of a mounting.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	Yes.
	Gross.
	So it just shows you how these numbers change.
	So that, you don't have to create a whole new category.
	Also, remember when we were in college?
	This is also, this is the fact that it's hip to be gay right now.
	So a lot of people want to say, or hip to be LGBTQAIP.
	And now they get to claim it without the commitment.
	Right?
	You should just be, you're like, oh man, I really wish that I could be in that niche, but I still can't get past the wieners.
	I still can't get past the penis.
	That's kind of my sticking point.
	But now you're just like, oh, I'm just genderqueer.
	And it's like, really?
	You're like, yeah, I can like women or men.
	Like, what do you like today?
	Women.
	The answer's always women.
	You're like, well, how are you queer?
	You're like, well, I don't know what happens tomorrow.
	No one knows what tomorrow brings.
	Has it ever brought gayness?
	It hasn't yet, but I'm still queer.
	I just want to be cool.
	So when we were in college, if a girl said she was bi, it usually meant she was trying to be cool.
	A guy said he was bi, he was absolutely gay.
	100% gay, yeah.
	Yeah, that's just... He didn't want to admit it.
	If it's like two guys and a girl in the middle, it's just gay sex with somebody who knows your secret.
	Yes, exactly.
	And that's why, you know, she's got a big mouth.
	And also, here's the thing, there was an incentive for girls to be... No, I mean, you don't want them talking to the fans.
	No, that's what I'm talking about.
	Yeah, you don't know a thing about this.
	We don't need more Dukes.
	Duke lacrosse teams.
	Alright, we get it.
	Now I don't know how to dig myself out of this, but the point is this.
	In college, a girl who said she was bi would be like, oh, I kissed a girl and I liked it.
	Maybe this means she's open-minded.
	If a guy would say he's gay, most women go, eh.
	Well, yeah, because they're not attracted to that.
	That's the reality.
	Well, they'll go shopping and talk.
	Like, long conversations.
	Yes, but that's what they would do with a girl.
	They just like the gay guy because he's not as shit-talky.
	Uh, they're pretty catty.
	They're a catty bunch.
	Yeah, they really like being catty.
	Oh, they're a woman.
	Yes.
	Well, that would be transgender.
	Well, I know, but... I don't know anymore.
	They're feminine.
	The point is they're feminine, but they're not transgender.
	Well, they're just gay.
	Yeah.
	There's nothing wrong with... This is all so confusing.
	This is all so confusing.
	There is truly nothing wrong though, and it's always been this way in society.
	A woman can teach a woman how to be a woman, a girl.
	A guy can teach a guy how to be a guy.
	There's nothing wrong with that.
	That's exactly what you're supposed to do.
	You can look up to your father, you can look up to your mother.
	If something changes in your life and you are somebody who's gay and that happens through puberty and whatever, that's fine.
	Be who you are.
	But there's no reason that this should change during childhood and be forced on kids.
	The fact that we've had to have this discussion so many times is absurd.
	And you made a good point yesterday when you said, you know what I didn't know in school?
	My teacher's first name.
	No, I didn't.
	And I thought about that because it made a lot of sense because I'm like, yeah, I actually didn't.
	I didn't know who they were married to.
	I didn't even know what car they drove, because if I did, you know, you would have keyed it.
	Yes.
	So it's like you didn't know anything about your teacher.
	Yeah, well I just played the odds and I keyed every Toyota Corolla that was in the parking lot.
	Our time it was a Taurus wagon.
	Yeah, with the bubble window.
	It looks like the Jetsons now.
	The seats facing out the back so you got crushed by another car if you were rear-ended.
	So here's the thing.
	It's not just Huffington Post.
	And I use that as an example because it's obviously very silly and Ms.
	Zyrtec is a horrible writer, so it's fun.
	Of course, be nice.
	You can criticize the writing.
	Don't go over to this person's Twitter and harass them.
	I know you guys are all better than that.
	But it's not just Huffington Post.
	The satire is no longer satire.
	There's been a slew of media figures, figures who've been claiming that the parental rights bill in Florida They would say, it has nothing to do with indoctrination of children.
	That actually never happens, just like HuffPo, but here they are saying it.
	What message does this send to gay children, their parents?
	What would you say?
	I mean, this is your state, Miami.
	I'm very upset about this.
	First, I think it's not a necessary bill.
	Of course you are.
	Is that a necessary third brunch?
	First graders are not having a curriculum that teaches sexuality.
	I am a parent, a gay parent, and I have 13-year-old twins, and so seeing what's unfolding.
	We're not talking about sexual orientation, gender identity.
	First, to Florida Republicans, you're pretending to solve a problem that doesn't exist.
	There's not a mass conspiracy of kindergarten teachers who are plotting to teach children to be gay.
	Where are you looking?
	This is one big dog whistle.
	You're scaring people into spewing hate and discrimination at the LGBTQ community.
	Even he, a gay guy, he's like, LGBTQ!
	Is that the baseball that hit him between the eyes that makes him look like that?
	Sorry sir, I'm doing my best!
	So this eye looks at camera one and this eye camera two?
	Yeah, exactly.
	They're spewing hate.
	He just permanently sees two red lights.
	He's like, oh my god, the demon's staring at me again!
	No, they're just the camera lights.
	Stop it!
	Oh no, I can't legally drive no more.
	So, here's the thing, and let's assume that that's true.
	But she said gay children, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt.
	Just that word is the dumbest, because you just picture like a little kid who's a little off.
	Right.
	You're like, nice gay child.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Why would that even be a term?
	I know.
	Anyway, sorry.
	Well, this is what they want to be a term.
	They say transgender youth.
	You have the President of the United States, former Vice President of the United States, saying to parents, affirming your child's gender is one of the most important things you can do.
	Nope.
	Disagree.
	And I don't really want to go any further than that.
	Disagree.
	Move on.
	Move on down the trail.
	That's it.
	No.
	I don't think so.
	Affirming my child's gender.
	Particularly if it is separate from...
	his actual gender. Right, right, right, yeah. And by the way, this is because gender and sex are
	interchangeable now. They are. Yeah, they used to say they were separate, but you can't, that
	argument's no longer tenable if you're allowing biological males to compete with women because
	they're transgender. Well now you've just claimed that gender and sex are exactly the same thing
	because sports are separated by biology, not just sex, weight, age.
	We have weight classes in sports like wrestling or in weightlifting.
	Why?
	Because we separate for biological differences and advantages.
	We separate for age groups.
	It's not, how do I, with what age do I identify?
	We separate men and women.
	By biological sex.
	And people say, well the term is men and the term is women.
	That's because, again, back in the day, just go back to It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia in 2006, 2007, where the term transgender didn't even exist.
	Man meant man, woman meant woman, and it's this clever little grammar trick that you guys tried to play.
	But you know what?
	We're not going to let you!
	So if teachers really don't inject this sort of thing.
	Right.
	Doesn't exist.
	Doesn't exist, according to Joy Behar and Anna Navarro.
	I used to be a Republican!
	Oh, really?
	Yeah, we didn't hear you the first 19 times.
	I know, we get it.
	It's quite an angle.
	Yes, it's quite an angle.
	If that's the case, then why are so many teachers are quitting, but why are so many teachers in Florida, or across the country, so distraught over the bill that doesn't affect them?
	Do I?
	Do I lie and not talk about my marriage?
	Yep.
	Do I pretend I'm single?
	No.
	People will buy it.
	Do I invalidate my spouse's stance as a trans femme person?
	How about you teach him?
	Or do I put my job on the line to introduce myself?
	Just like Omaha Beach!
	None of the above?
	What am I supposed to do?
	I don't know, dress like Owen Wilson?
	Being a safe person in a safe place for kids that don't have that at home is one of the best parts of being a teacher.
	Wear a shirt that doesn't say that.
	So yeah, I'm not doing it.
	I don't know.
	Fire me.
	Sue me.
	Take me to jail.
	I'm not doing it.
	As a preschool teacher, a drag king, and as a member of the LGBT community... We was Burger Kings!
	How do I feel about the new legislations?
	For like the Don't Say Gay Bill or the reporting of transgender kids.
	And while I don't see things like that too much in preschool, my opinion on it is that I don't care what the government tells me to do.
	I am going to do what I think is best for the health and safety.
	That includes mental health and safety, and emotional health and safety of my kids.
	Mental health?
	Is that a fat drag king?
	I will never let any child come through my classroom feeling unloved or ashamed for who they are.
	What'd you say?
	Almost never in preschool?
	The answer is never.
	Unbelievable.
	It does not exist in preschool.
	This really sounds like a you problem, bitch.
	This is the best sting operation ever.
	Every single person who comes out in favor of any of this stuff that we've just seen immediately fired from being teachers.
	Thank you for raising your hand and telling us that you have no place around my kid.
	You're saying take me to jail though.
	It's like, what are you talking about?
	I'm not going to take you to jail.
	You just don't have a job anymore.
	Go do something else.
	Do I still have tenure?
	No.
	What about the Bennys?
	No.
	Maybe you should just quit.
	Be a martyr.
	But they're in preschool.
	Why would you teach them anything?
	We'll build a statue of you.
	It's like, can you color inside the lines?
	Also, do you want to keep your penis?
	All those guys are doing the Thanksgiving turkeys with the hand and one's just five dicks.
	That's not how it works.
	Johnny, I see you snapped your crayon in half.
	Do you need to talk about something?
	Do we need to get rid of an appendage?
	No, no.
	Little Carl, he didn't want to do the hand turkey.
	He wanted to do the penis turkey.
	Why?
	That's not an option!
	Yeah, you shouldn't allow that.
	Yeah, you don't allow it.
	Why?
	It's called being an adult.
	You're the adult in the room.
	They're children.
	You don't need to fill them in on your personal life period.
	And this is the thing, they assume, these teachers, they believe that it is just as important to inform the children on their personal life's activities as it is to, I don't know, math, They think that the two are equivalent in their job as a teacher.
	That's why I will say this.
	There are good teachers out there.
	Yes.
	They are few and far between.
	Most of them are this right now.
	And if you look at the voting records and you look at where the teachers' unions give their money, it is a racket.
	Do not send your kids to public schools.
	If you send your kids to public schools, and more importantly, here's something that's really scary.
	When you look at the projections where they say, hey, it'll be a 50-50 shot if they're LGBTQAIP, I don't give a shit.
	Yeah.
	about the acronym, but they said the 50-50 shot, you know, in 20 years from now.
	Well, here's another interesting statistic. It's mostly religious people,
	mostly conservative people who are having kids. How is that happening?
	Parents start doing your job. You think, well, you know, we go to church on Sunday.
	Guess what? Those people you just saw have them the other five days of the
	week. Yeah. For eight hours. Well, an hour and a half at church isn't gonna override that.
	It's also not conservatives that just, you know, pass a law in Colorado that you can hack a baby apart like it's ancient Rome.
	Right, yeah, exactly.
	Good point.
	I mean, it's sadly true.
	No, it's sadly true!
	Way to be a downer, Dave.
	Well, I'm sorry.
	Nine months as a human being.
	I don't know how else you want to look at that.
	Of course.
	Well, you know what?
	Hey.
	We're three months away right now.
	I can feel every... I mean, I could feel it before.
	I just feel everything.
	By the way, your wife wanted me to tell you, stop feeling her stomach.
	Well, no, she likes it.
	Not while she's sleeping.
	Oh, well, that's... Especially when you let us in to do it.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	Can you feel it kick?
	And if you do let us in, get a quieter camera.
	We don't need a vintage Polaroid.
	No, that's true.
	Turn off the flash.
	Okay, alright, that's a compromise.
	This is why we're all still friends!
	We can find a compromise.
	So here's the thing, and don't worry to the leftists, because we know there's a good amount of leftists who watch this show.
	There really are, there are actually a good amount of classical liberals who watch.
	As far as leftist progressives, probably none.
	If the super bigoted Florida teachers don't want to I don't know.
	Look, the point is, there's always New York.
	They're the beacon of progress.
	And we're partnering with WPPP to put up billboards in major markets across Florida to let everyone know.
	We're targeting Fort Lauderdale, Jacksonville, Orlando, Tampa, and West Palm Beach.
	We believe we're going to get about five million impressions, and they're going to be up for an eight-week period celebrating the diversity.
	And acceptance of New York City.
	We were shown this in the billboards and the billboards you have here right now.
	Very clear statement and we're proud of it.
	Other folks want people to hide their color.
	We'd like to show our color.
	Mr. Rainbow is representative of this community.
	We want to remind everyone that New York City is full of people who will be celebrated now and in the future.
	And by the way, clearly he's in line with the mainstream black American's opinion.
	Yes.
	Preach!
	Let him go.
	There wasn't even a pause from the audience.
	No, they were just like, yes, of course.
	Like, why y'all was coming up with this funny shit?
	What was the billboard?
	Can we bring up the billboard again?
	I just wanted to read it.
	Or you can say whatever you want.
	So instead of increasing police funding so Asians don't get killed in the subway, New York City's using their tax dollars for the... Okay, got it.
	Perfect sense.
	Make sure you put those up around the country.
	Use all of your money, New York, for this.
	Make sure this is the hill you die on.
	Say whatever you want.
	Like, there's an Asian.
	Push him in front of the subway.
	Yeah, exactly.
	The only way he can stop you is he's like, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it!
	Oh, careful.
	This guy's got Oreos.
	I thought you were just Asian, my bad.
	Or you can say whatever you want.
	By the way, you can also piss wherever you want in New York, so you know they're pretty open about the locale rules.
	That's what I loved about walking around New York was throwing away my shoes every day.
	Yes, exactly.
	If only you could throw away your nostrils.
	This is actually true.
	This is, look, this is one of those, this is one of those issues where, okay, and we've, we've had on the show, I think it was, we had, I believe it was Jesse Herbst was the first transgender mayor of a town in Texas.
	We had, obviously we've had Blair White on the show many times.
	We've had at least four or five transgender individuals on the show, and of course people who advocated for, you know, the modern sort of gender theory on the show.
	Over, over ten, gotta be a dozen.
	You guys can go through the archives, going all the way back to probably 2014.
	And they used to say it was a straw man.
	They used to say, well, no one's talking about children.
	We're talking about consenting adults.
	And now it's assumed by the former Vice President of the United States that children can be transgender.
	So now it's assumed that they can be transgender.
	Again, they can make decisions.
	That permanently affect their sex lives before they have the ability to consent to any sexual activity that is now assumed as a baseline, and now they're saying, well don't be absurd.
	No teachers want to teach your kids about that.
	You want my kid to already be able to get gender reassignment surgery.
	I think we're past that.
	You think that I'm somehow fearing the more extreme and that the transgender professor who has pushed for laws, the transgender public school teacher who has pushed for laws that may have my children taken away from me if I don't put them on puberty blockers, you think that I'm being insanely paranoid and believing that that teacher may want to indoctrinate my child?
	You can no longer make this claim!
	The left no longer gets to make any, on any of the LGBTQAAIP.
	It used to be, oh, the Westboro Baptist Church, and there are four members for crying out loud.
	They used to try and paint the entire conservative right.
	Let's take the most radical position of the conservative right.
	You know, the same position that Barack Obama held.
	The same position that every single president held outside of Donald Trump coming into office, just to be clear, where they thought marriage is between a man and a woman.
	You may disagree with it, but that was the extreme position.
	Marriage is between a man and a woman, and most of these people, most of these Republicans, at this point in time said, of course they can have civil union and property sharing and, for example, writing someone into a will and hospital visitations, but the definition of marriage is a man and a woman.
	That was seen as radically hateful.
	But today, the mainstream view of the left, as just espoused by the former Vice President Biden of the United States, is children can affirm whatever gender they want.
	And, by the way, they can't answer a follow-up question, okay, how many genders are there?
	They couldn't possibly answer that question because, my God, they may be forced to run for Supreme Court seat sometime in the future, and that's a political liability.
	YouTube, I don't care if you don't like this.
	This isn't denying anybody's existence.
	This is acknowledging the reality of statistics as well as medical outcomes.
	And it's something with which we need to be very prudent.
	Leave a comment, hit the like button because we're about to do Reddit review and there is no way, absolutely no way we would do this on YouTube.

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