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Jan. 25, 2022 - Louder with Crowder
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Biden Drops a Doocy on Hot Mic! | Louder with Crowder
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Steve Crowder is a gross person.
I mean... Steven Crowder, I mean, this is what you can expect from trash like him.
YouTube dragged its feet before taking any action against conservative commentator Steven Crowder.
Who is that, Steven Crowder?
Steven Crowder is YouTube's ideal creator.
He makes cheap, long content that tons of people watch and subscribe to.
His voices are really funny, so congrats on that.
You know what you can do with your copyright strikes?
And if you ain't man enough to do it yourself, I'd be happy to oblige.
I really would.
Bye.
Bye.
you From where I am, the sun is shining.
Here to entertain.
Anyone who don't like it, can get bored.
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Hey!
F*** you, Steven Crowder!
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Here to entertain Anyone who don't like it
Can get bored Hey, F.U.A. Stephen Crowder!
Stephen Crowder!
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Oh, my headphones coming a little hot.
Hey, Senator Hirono, this content may be long.
It's not cheap.
That's what you pick to fight with?
Yeah.
Really?
Do you have any idea how surreal it is to have members of the United States government calling for your removal from a social media platform?
Does she count?
I don't know if she counts.
I mean, come on, what is she, Hawaii or something?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Something about that is a fun way to Japan.
I don't know exactly.
But hey, look, we have a lot to get to today.
We'll be talking about, obviously, former Vice President Joe Biden and Peter Doocy.
Hilarious.
The Deuce.
Yes.
Self given nickname.
Yes.
Don't you always hate it when people give themselves nicknames like, I am the Red Warrior?
Who came up with that?
I just did.
Do you like it?
I love it.
T-Bone!
T-Bone!
I'd still like to be called Thick O'Malley.
Well, that's fine.
That's why we do it.
One thing I will say, too, we'll be talking about, we mentioned this yesterday, and people said, hey, you know what, we'd like to see a more in-depth segment on this.
The world and how they view the United States versus Today versus under President Donald Trump.
Remember when they always used to say, hey, our world doesn't respect it anymore under President Donald Trump?
We're the laughingstock.
Well, let's compare how the world actually interacted with the United States under President Trump.
Specifically, right now we're dealing with, you know, foreign threats with Russia, Ukraine, but also China, North Korea, our international standing, our economy.
I think it's important, and I think this is, we live in a culture now, and this is kind of cancel culture people talk about, and I don't use that term a whole lot.
But we do live in a culture, and this is the byproduct of feminism for sure, where words are often given more credence than actions.
And sure, President Donald Trump said some mean words.
Sometimes he said words I didn't even like.
But you have to look at the actions not only of our leaders, but those who follow them.
What kind of example they set, how they inspire people.
And I think when you look at the results, This is the one silver lining, before I get to anything else, a silver lining that we have in the United States today.
If you, right now, watching, listening, do your job, is we had eight years of Barack Obama and former Vice President Joe Biden.
We really had three years of President Donald Trump.
There's a contrast.
And now we're going to have another four years of former Vice President Biden.
So you've got 12 years with four sandwiches in the middle.
And whether you like it or hate it, there's no denying that there is a contrast.
And if you do your job, that contrast will serve to continue creating momentum with More black Republican voters than ever before.
More black Latino voters than ever before.
More conservative young voters than ever before.
Issues.
Second Amendment.
First Amendment issues.
If you do your job, there is a real value here in 8, 4, and 4.
So we'll be talking about that today.
Also, since we're going to be talking about that, if this show gets booted on the YouTube, you can watch us on Mug Club.
We do an extra full hour on Mug Club.
We do an extra hour every day, Monday through Thursday, or Rumble, 10 a.m.
Eastern.
Lately, it's been closer to 1030 because news breaks in the morning.
Well, you guys like a little bit later start.
Let us know.
Let us know if you like it.
We're thinking about starting later because people in Pacific are, you know, they're like, oh, so early.
I have to sleep.
And my question for you today.
I'm trying to think if this will require that you immediately switch over to Rumble or Mug Club.
Does former Vice President Biden have dementia?
Do you think so?
I know I'm not a doctor.
Yes.
Neither are you.
Sorry.
Yeah.
No, he was confirming that you're not a doctor.
Right.
Oh yes, yes, that's what I meant.
You're not a doctor.
Also, am I the only one- I am.
Who likes women in turtlenecks?
Yes.
What?
I don't know why, I just find a woman in a turtleneck- Where?
We'll explain this later.
Because Jen Psaki ruined it for everybody, we'll get to it.
Love that turtleneck cleavage.
Also, well that's the whole point, is you can't cheat a turtleneck.
Well yeah, that's why- Just the way God made ya.
I don't want a girl to look like a sprocket.
Well, I'm not saying she has to look like Dieter.
Nobody should wear turtlenecks, except Robert White.
Now's the time on Sprockets where we take press conference and say stupid son of a bitch.
All right, Gerald A. is with us.
How are you, sir?
I am well, sir.
I do have to admonish you off the top.
You did say black Latino Republican voters.
I caught that as well.
I said black voters and I said Latino voters.
No, it said black and then black Latino, and I'm like, well, that's an interesting mix.
It could happen for sure.
Well, they do exist.
Thank you.
Don't you admonish yourself.
Listen, if I don't do it, somebody else will do it, and I care.
Okay.
They don't live in Ferngully.
It's totally acceptable you said that.
Hey, isn't that where Robin Williams also did another voiceover?
He might have.
It's a magic Hey, look, I do a genie.
Now I'm a... Look, now I'm a bat.
Hey, look, bat oil man.
Ho ho, fun golly, big oil, big oil slick.
Oh boy, this is intense.
He's a funny guy.
I'm very sad right now.
Oh, I'm sad, but I put on a clown face.
Ho ho, cocaine.
And you've heard his voice already, but I guess I'll do the honors of introducing him.
He will be at the Cuyahoga, Cuyahoga Falls Funny Stop in Ohio.
Cuyahoga, Ohio Funny Stop this weekend.
Dave Landa, how are you?
Ahoy, I'm good.
Yourself?
I'm doing well.
I'm glad you woke up today.
This guy tells me to get an iPhone because he likes the texting better than blames me.
No, no, the reason that we said you need to get an iPhone is because half the time you'd be like, oh, I didn't get your text and your face was, oh, you know, I want Android.
All right, Control 3.
Okay, I thought it was still 2022 where you are.
Apparently he's- I've had a blackberry for- Yes.
And I stuck with it.
He woke up in Ghana.
That's what- Ah, yeah.
I woke up on somebody's front lawn dressed as a vagina.
Yeah.
Well, look, we've all been there.
I know, right?
That's why your new nickname- It was your lawn.
Is man who wakes up in lawn dressed as vagina.
That's my favorite thing that Cesar Millan ever said.
And by the way, we have Crowder 911 coming up here later this week or next week.
He said, even when I was young, I was known as a Mexican guy who could still walk a pack of Rottweilers.
That's why they used to call me the Mexican guy who can walk a pack of Rottweilers.
Very descriptive.
That was his nickname!
That is amazing, I never heard him say that.
Oh, I do like him.
Alright, before we go on to anything else, I guess we have to watch this and react.
Really?
I haven't watched this, I've been instructed not to until so I get to experience it with you on air, together.
The people!
Apparently the COVID TikToks are getting out of control and cringey.
Let's see what's going on.
I guess I'm still like a mystery.
It's like, who is she?
I certainly don't know.
I'll tell you this much.
I'm not picky.
I'll still ravage you if you bring with Alpha or Delta.
You're not gonna ravage anyone.
Delta, you're just jealous because I am getting more attention.
You're popular.
You're not serious.
I kept people quarantined for 10 days.
I drove them insane.
Not us.
Tell me about it.
I can be very serious.
Um, could you just expand upon that for a second?
Case in point.
What? The CDC makes everyone laugh.
Not everyone.
All the vaccines can tie me down and none of them can get me.
Okay, yes, the vaccines made me feel vulnerable because I feel like they really understood me.
But I didn't fall for them as bad as, sup, am I late?
Alpha, stop trying to look cool.
We all know you were the first one here.
I actually did not know that.
Guys, come on!
I know I'm not around as much anymore, but did you forget who trailblazed this path for you?
Honestly, yes.
That's how long ago you were relevant.
Ew, don't compare us.
I'm evolved.
We're different in like- Your dress is falling.
That is so many ways.
Hi, um, I'm Delta Crown.
I'm new here.
What?
What?
Who?
Somebody say my name?
Okay, look.
I know that I've said...
That university is mostly... Go to film school.
Can I quit life?
Go to film school.
Go to film school if only to learn.
That's circa 2009 YouTube type vlogging, which I used to do with the blue bed sheet behind me.
If you're doing a voice to a kid... Look left, then switch, and look right.
They don't understand the line of action.
I just...
Why did we give everybody a TV show?
That's all the internet did, it just handed everybody a show.
No, it's showing us who the idiots are.
Well, the beauty is there used to be no gatekeepers, but now they just, these people just, they need to lock themselves in a gate.
Walls work!
She was supposed to be Eminem, right, at one point?
I don't fully understand.
I do understand that she is someone who obviously was not fetching enough to make it in the, you know, purely fetching realm, but also not funny enough to do anything.
Yeah, she should be getting crapped out of the bottom of the porn industry.
Ouch!
What?
Wow!
Once upon a time...
I'm just saying how life should work, Gerald.
Grow up.
I didn't know that you could be an extra in the porn industry, Dave.
Well, you know.
It's just the people on the couch watching.
It looks like they just got done playing beer pong and they're like, why is this happening?
Person fully clothed.
Oh, and by the way, they pay scale.
Oh!
So let it never be said that the unions didn't give you anything.
By the way, you can follow us on TikTok, even though the Chi-coms have banned us.
What have they banned us now?
Token out like three times?
Yeah, thrice.
But the show came back the very next day.
OK.
Like a bad virus.
Speaking of everyone getting their show, who do you think we're going to be talking about next, child?
Who?
Who are we going to be talking about next?
Child.
It's the one who ran on a lamb as a nun.
Child.
Child.
Whoopee.
Child.
Child.
Yesterday on The View, she was incredibly upset.
Karina, Karina.
Is that Ray Liotta?
It's a terrible movie.
It's a miracle he didn't punch her while filming that.
I'm sure he did.
He wasn't back then.
Before Chantix!
You know, ironically, the daughter gets him to quit smoking in that movie.
Didn't use Chantix.
Oh, that's brilliant.
Sorry.
Okay.
All right.
That'll be an open at some point soon.
Yesterday on The View, Whoopi Goldberg was really mad about, you know, Bill Maher.
And she also, I think, talked about Barry Weiss there, but she was really mad about Bill Maher discussing the actual science.
And of course, what ends up happening is, you know, this is the same thing they always do.
What if it saves one life?
Okay, how many millions have been exterminated in the abortion holocaust?
But here's the thing, Joe, not Joe Biden, Whoopi Goldberg.
Old people who fart.
How did you do that?
It was a me cushion!
I don't see color, child.
I don't see color, child.
I see Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore getting action on pottery and I was just paid as an extra to watch!
That's right.
I will follow him wherever he may go.
Come on, nuns.
Joy Behar's not Jewish, but she wants you to think she is.
She's Italian, child.
Yeah, she's got a big ol' elf nose.
All right, let's try this again.
Yesterday, Whoopi Goldberg was very upset that Bill Maher was discussing the science, tried to browbeat him, but there's a Freudian slip here.
Let's see if you can catch it.
Take a look.
I don't want to live in your paranoid world anymore, your masked paranoid world.
You know, you go out, it's silly now.
You know, you have to have your mask, you have to have a card, you have to have a booster, they scan your head.
Like you're a cashier and I'm a bunch of bananas?
I'm not bananas, you are!
That's not really funny to people who've lost their kids to this vaccine, or people who've lost family members or dear friends to this.
It's just, you know, listen, nobody on the planet really wants to go through this.
This is not something we're doing because it's, you know, sexually gratifying.
Whatever's sexually gratifying to you is the stuff of children's nightmares.
What, uh, where's the rest of the parliament, Funkadelic?
But did you catch what she said?
Not really funny to people who've lost their kids to this vaccine.
Lost their kids to the vaccine.
Now, I know, probably just, you know, she misspoke, but hey, YouTube, are you going to, you know, the View channel, are you going to take them down for COVID misinformation?
Do we know Tocanowan?
Are they still up?
Why is everything blurred there in the channel?
I don't know, I guess that's the action they took.
It's the sexual gratification.
You gotta blur the sexual stuff.
I think it's just because it's gross.
Yeah, it's hard to look at.
Now here's what's funny about this, too.
Not only did Whoopi Goldberg say that, but the clip, and you can find the clip on their channel, the clip, though, that you just saw was pulled from a more left-leaning Twitter account, and this is what they tweeted out.
It's a quote.
That's not really funny to people who've lost!
Ellipses.
Family members or dear friends.
Ellipses.
This is not something we're doing because it's sexually gratifying.
Hold on.
They lost who to what?
Who, what, when, where, why?
That's the first rule, right?
Took out the stuff that mattered the most.
They took out lost to the vaccine.
Isn't it true, I mean, Bill Maher, like him or not, and please get LASIK, but like him or not, like, there's no reason you should be in glasses.
You don't just do glasses.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're fine, you had glasses already.
Okay, that's a cheap shot.
Yeah, come on.
Cheap shot, Dave.
LASIK, this guy sitting in a leather chair.
You're very tall.
Thank you.
It's a good thing.
You're not, I'm not bananas, you're bananas.
Look, I didn't say the joke was good.
Yeah, there'd have to be a sign for that.
But it shows that this guy who is extremely far left is now being almost looked at as alt-right.
Like they really have pushed him into this realm.
It just shows how absolutely insane the left has gotten, including the view.
I'm not insane!
You're insane!
You're bananas!
You're insane in the membrane!
You're a juggler!
Take Shantex, Ray.
I specifically hate how she starts with kids, as if she's trying to pull on, like, heartstrings.
And I went back and, look, just to confirm the CDC's numbers- Careful!
Careful!
Just to confirm- Careful.
I'm just gonna say numbers.
Okay.
There's, like, 700 kids who have died in the last two years from COVID- That's 700 too many!
It is!
That's 700 child!
I agree.
I have a son- That's too many child!
I have a young son, and that's zero to- Children!
17 years old.
That's happened, like, four times in the last 10 years- You have been four times!
That's more than Children of the Corn!
That's a lot of child!
I saw Pet Sematary gobble gobble one of us!
And that doesn't mean it's okay, I'm just saying, was Whoopi out there saying the same things about that?
Don't bury your cat, it'll come back and not be the same.
Oh my goodness.
You're making a good point.
No, the cat always comes back.
Yeah, it does.
You can't kill them.
I'm like that!
It's not like a scary movie.
I had a career in film.
I had a career in a one-woman show that no one wanted to see.
So now I am permanently glued to this seat in the view.
When I get up, the seat follows my ass.
I wonder who watches that show.
I really do.
All the child who are raised by the TV in the middle of the day.
It's either us or the price is right and they'd rather have the child watch us child.
Is that Drew Carey?
Wanna watch Color Purple?
No?
No.
Jumping Jack Flash?
No, no, no.
I made some crap.
Alright.
Speaking of crap, here's another Saki bomb.
Jen Psaki.
Yesterday, Jen Psaki claimed that we can't judge ... Here's the thing, and I want to preface this.
None of us here judge the economy by the stock market foreshadowing, but she answered and she was irritated because they're irritated any time they're challenged because they're used to going completely unchallenged.
That's what the left They're still doing it today.
That's why you are seeing very different.
You can't blame Donald Trump and Killey McEnany.
You can't blame them for being more confrontational when you had the media essentially accusing
them of lies.
They're still doing it today.
They're still doing it today.
More with President, they attack President Biden more than they attack current Vice,
They attacked Donald Trump more than they attacked former... I just have to... Former vice president Biden, who for some reason is giving press conferences today.
I have no idea why.
Usually former vice presidents don't do that.
So yesterday, Psaki claimed that we can't judge Biden's economy by the stock market.
Go ahead.
Thanks.
First, on the markets, does the president think it's a big deal that today the Dow Jones is down at one point more than 1,100 points?
That's a lot of points.
Well, to start with, we focus on the trends in the economy, not any one day and any single indicator, unlike his predecessor.
The president does not look at the stock market as a means by which to judge the economy.
I would note that the market is up around 15% compared to when President Biden took office.
Okay, a couple things.
She ruined turtlenecks for me.
I love women in turtlenecks.
I don't know.
Is it me?
Comment below.
Guys out there, I like women in... You know what?
whether they have a job that delivers some dignity and a paycheck that they can support
a family on.
And we've seen a great deal of progress made on that front.
Okay, a couple things.
She ruined turtlenecks for me.
I love women in turtlenecks.
I don't know.
Is it me?
Comment below.
Guys out there, I like women in...
You know what?
I just feel like it's just...
It's like having the...
In other words, you can't set a swimming record today if you're wearing that, whatever it
is, that flight suit that makes you swim faster.
You know what I mean?
They banned it from the Olympics or something?
Did they ban it?
I don't know.
The point is, it's not the same.
It's an even playing field if all women are in turtlenecks.
And so then you can just see, like, that's a beautiful woman.
Okay, here's my point.
Put Whoopi Goldberg in a turtleneck, right?
Okay.
Why?
Have to use a tarp.
Then put anyone attractive.
Put Kate Upton.
Put Adele in a turtleneck.
Okay.
It just makes the contrast that much more... I just like turtlenecks!
Come on!
Come on!
She's very attractive, yes, in a turtleneck.
Some women can pull it off.
That's what I'm saying.
The women who can pull off turtlenecks can pull off anything.
Again, Robert Wagner, only man that can pull off a turtleneck.
That's true.
And push a lady off a boat.
And kill Natalie Wood, yes.
And be like, I don't know.
Did you notice, too, what she just did?
She said, you know, we don't use, unlike our predecessor, we don't use a stock market as an indicator.
And then she, again, it's a sleight of hand, says, we should note that it's up 1%, more than 1%.
Here's the thing.
The stock market always goes up, right?
A 15% since he took office.
Is that what she said?
15% since he took office?
What was the 1% number she was discussing?
I don't remember.
But she immediately points to the number of the stock market.
Yeah.
Which is the worst indicator in relation to previous administration?
Because it will always go up.
It's a matter of to what degree it went up.
If you buy the market, you rebalance, you win.
That's the idea of building wealth over time through equities, right?
You don't pick stocks.
Monkey with a dartboard does it more effectively than the most effective hedge funds in the world, but the stock market always goes up.
So she points to that and then says, but that's not our only measurement. Okay,
you know what? Let's not just use the stock market. How about we use numbers like unemployment under
president Donald Trump, 3.5. That was the lowest since 1969. Let's compare that to president Joe
Biden, 3.9% unemployment, which by the way, is also with a very low, a cripplingly low labor force
participation. There's about 3 million Americans not in the job market right now that were Donald
Trump. Yes. Here's the thing.
They will say, look, our economy is bouncing back.
Sure.
OK.
You can say that your economy is bouncing back from the worst low point since, you know, China released this plague upon the world.
Sorry.
Accidentally.
Exactly.
Yeah.
So you can say, sure, we're better than we were in 2020 when we all demanded that the economy be shut down.
And then once we, you know, in the most free and fair election ever took office, decided to open it back up, kind of.
However, The high watermark was 2019.
The high watermark was 2019.
How many jobs have been added since the economy that existed under Donald Trump pre-COVID?
Anyone want to guess?
I would say, what, in the negative?
Because collapsing the economy so people lose a bunch of jobs and then adding, I don't know, 12 more is not a good thing.
Exactly.
It's stupid.
So the actual amount of jobs added since the high watermark of 2019 is zero, but don't take my word for it.
Here are the experts on CNBC.
You're either not going to see wage gains or you'd actually see a reversal?
Is that even possible?
She was never that hot.
Well, it's possible, especially if you're talking about real wages, which are negative if you look at the CPI numbers.
What I'm concerned about is that, yes, we've seen wage increases, but we've seen wage increases driven by labor shortages.
The economy, and this is an important point, hasn't added one single job.
from the 2019 high watermark.
Not one.
All the jobs that we have seen gained are recovered jobs that were lost.
We are not yet producing new jobs.
In fact, we're still about nearly 4 million jobs short.
So these wage gains are coming on top of a shrinking workforce.
Here's the thing.
If we wanted to find common ground, I would agree with Jen Psaki in that it shouldn't be the only indicator that we use.
However, it's the only indicator that the Biden administration can use for any sort of success, and it just so happens to be the indicator that consistently goes up regardless of who is in office over In the long run, yeah, absolutely.
And here's the thing, Donald Trump wasn't hanging his hat on the stock market.
What he was doing is making life better for every American and going, and the stock market is doing well.
By the way, your retirement, your 401k that's tied to this number, hey, that's good, right?
And this is why, again, remember I said the benefit of contrast?
Four, right, sorry, eight under Obama, four under Donald Trump, and now we're going to have four under former Vice President Joe Biden.
Here's the value in that contrast, right?
You can point to these examples, you can point, it's concrete.
It's quantifiable, right?
This is the same thing here when we're talking about not only the stock market, but we're talking about the disconnect between Americans and their everyday lives, their employment opportunities, versus the stock market.
They were congruent under Donald Trump.
People were doing better.
Wages went up.
I think the average wage went up about $5,000 in the first three years under Barack Obama.
It was $1,000 under eight years.
So wages went up and the stock market was doing well.
Right now you have home prices Skyrocketing!
And you have the stock market going up, but you don't have any jobs being added.
And you're saying, some jobs?
No.
Zero jobs.
Negative 4 million jobs.
We're still missing 4 million jobs, but the stock market is still going up and home prices are still going up.
That's the disconnect.
That's what's dangerous.
Now, the only silver lining, and I don't want this to happen at the expense of Americans, unfortunately, it already is, is that you can have this conversation right now at home with your family, with your friends.
They know what they're experiencing.
They can see the disconnect.
You just need to point it out for them.
Yeah.
And I think one of the other points, too, is that wages went up, what, 4.1%?
And they're like, oh, Biden is great.
4.1... 7% inflation.
Do you know that?
Right.
Wages could go up 100% now.
Yeah, that actually means that wages have decreased about 2.8.
Yeah.
2.8% down in your buying power, right?
That's insane.
I remember that when I looked at my IRA several years ago and Trump was in office, I was like, wow, that's quite an increase.
And they were like, yeah, thank Trump.
And now the very same guy is like, brace for impact.
Right.
My IRA just bombed a church.
A different IRA.
So, speaking of former Vice President Joe Biden, yesterday, and this is the one that everyone is talking about, of course we do have some exclusive information here, yesterday Biden was caught in a hot mic, and I say caught, let me be really clear here, whether you guys like Dick Cheney or not, okay, and I'm not going to voice any opinions on Dick Cheney, I think there was a lot of bad, but I think it's pretty hard to argue that Dick Cheney was anything but smart. The guy was a clever man. You can
say he was clever and evil if you don't like him, but you can't just paint him as the dumb Republican, right? That's
what people did with George W. Bush.
He was president for 8 years. Effectively. Like Cheney, like Kamala.
So, there was a moment though where he leaned into, I believe it was John Edwards' microphone, when John Edwards
brought up his lesbian daughter.
I think it was at a debate.
And he said, you can go F yourself for bringing up my daughter.
He knew where the mic was.
That wasn't a hot mic moment.
No.
That was a bend over and spank moment.
This is a man who, again, you can comment if you think he has dementia or Alzheimer's, whatever neurodegenerative disease you think.
Maybe.
I'm not picky.
I'm asking if people do.
I'm not making a claim.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I agree.
Not like the view with deaths from vaccines.
It's true.
Their words, not ours.
Yesterday, former Vice President Joe Biden was caught in a hot mic, completely unaware.
But, you know, I mean, do I need to add that part?
After an exchange with reporters, and here's what he said about Peter Doocy.
Do you think inflation is a political liability?
No.
That's a great asset.
More inflation.
What a stupid son of a bitch.
Nice is at least we have nice back in the White House remember
He does know that there's a microphone in front of him and he's at a podium, right?
With a red light on a camera.
And a room full of reporters.
I knew it was a hot mic, but I didn't realize it.
What else could it be?
He was saying it as though he was saying it under his breath like no one knows.
Dumb son of a bitch.
Oh, I got all of that one.
So satisfied with himself, like when a kid makes a poop, also he made a poop.
By the way, admitting to the horrible inflation right before calling him a son of a bitch.
It couldn't be worse.
It absolutely couldn't be worse.
Remember when people were saying, oh, Donald Trump was mean, at least Joe Biden's nice?
Here's the thing, at least Donald Trump would be like, hey, hey, you, hey, you, look at me, look at me, you're a dead son of a bitch.
Your parents should be ashamed.
And look, when I say that, don't take it out of context.
I mean your mother is a bitch.
Oh, wow.
And you're a bitch.
You come from a line of bitches.
I hope I've made myself clear.
I think so.
And this guy just tries to- And he's holding up three mics.
Yes.
Hold on a second, I think I have here- Oh, look at this giant hand that says, Stephanopoulos is a bitch.
Oh!
And this guy's just a stupid son of a bitch.
He's just like, he's a piece of shit.
I'm sorry.
He also muttered it out of the corner of his mouth by opening his mouth as much as he could.
Like the clown at MiniPot.
Well it's hilarious to see the left's reaction to this.
Brian Stelter I think in 2018 actually tweeted out that he was saying that this is unfit for him as a candidate when, or not in 2018, but when he was a candidate prior to being elected in 2016 and then now as president it's even worse and I'm just like guys you're coming out in Joe Biden's defense now saying yeah at least he said it.
Right.
Nobody, I didn't care when Trump said it the first time, and I don't care that Biden said it.
You set the rules.
At least Joe Biden shoots straight from his broken hip.
Yeah.
That's unity right there, buddy.
Anybody who's the president is going to have some level of egomania.
You know what I mean?
The only difference is Trump just didn't care if you saw it.
Right.
Yeah, but Ducey is trying to bait him.
Ducey said something that was just like, ah, you jerk.
And I'm glad he said what he said.
It's funny to me because it's honest.
Well, here's the thing.
Then the reports have been circulating that former Vice President Joe Biden called Peter Doocy to apologize to him, to do some damage control.
Here's the thing.
We're the first ones to get our hands on this.
We actually have the exclusive.
We have the call between former Vice President Joe Biden and Fox News' Peter Doocy.
Hello, you're in the do zone.
Peter speaking.
Hello, Alan.
It's former Vice President Joe Biden.
My name is Peter.
I just said that.
Right.
Come on.
I know that.
The thing.
The mother, President Harris, and the firecrouch said I should apologize for calling you a dumb son of a... son of a bee.
It's alright, Joseph.
Come on, Craig.
We're friends.
Call me Broseph.
That's what all the kids, you know, call me.
You pet my leg hair.
Again, my name is Peter, and I'm not calling you Broseph.
Oh.
Oh, then...
Just call me Everyman Joe.
I don't care.
Come on, what'd you call me?
I don't care.
But don't call me late for pudding.
Okay, then, Everyman Joe, can I please start getting real answers to my press questions now that we're friends?
Oh, I'll take what's behind door number three.
Are you listening to me at all?
Come on, listen, Brian.
Mother says I gotta go.
I'm sorry, Mr. Putin. I never should have merged those calls.
Is he sleeping?
Dad!
Dad is sleeping!
The world is laughing at us.
Oh my gosh.
That's real audio.
Yeah, I know.
Look, late nights.
I don't know how we keep getting it.
I don't know why they would send it to, you know, a comedy show.
He does always sleep, though, when he eats pudding.
He does.
Well, look, it's just, you know, it's like when you have a coma after Thanksgiving.
Something to do with tryptophan and dementia.
Now... Alzheimer's.
Here's something else.
Here's some drama going on.
Neil Young.
Who?
Neil Young.
Stop it.
Shut your face.
Neil Young.
I had to look him up.
I don't like his politics.
The guy's an amazing guitar player.
The guy is a great musician, but he's also a dick.
Neil Young asks Spotify to remove his music due to, quote, false information about vaccines.
And this is Neil Young, who was, of course, the other part of Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young.
And this was referring to Joe Rogan.
He was mad that Joe Rogan was on Spotify, saying, this is a problem.
There's vaccine misinformation.
I guess he's joining the troupe of doctors and or people who have PhDs in philosophy who want to get rid of Joe Rogan.
And actually, it resulted with Neil Young finally putting his foot down and saying, quote, Spotify, you can either have Joe Rogan or Neil Young.
Joe Rogan.
He immediately responded.
Spotify said.
They were like, we didn't even know you were still on here.
We pick Joe Rogan.
I think they responded at the or.
Yeah.
Joe Rogan, or, done.
Old man, take a look at my wines.
I'm a little bitch, yeah.
Go over to Apple or one of the other reputable corporations.
That's right, I have a heart of gold.
What's wrong with you?
No, I have a nasal cold.
Why do you sound like that?
And I'm getting old.
You're getting old.
It's the way my nose is, that's how I talk, yeah.
You have Neil Young nasal... Yeah, when I get stuffed up.
Have you tried Clear?
It helps get rid of Neil Young nasal troubles.
Here, ready?
Nice.
Oh, he caught it!
They're easy to catch, that's one good thing about Clear.
Let's see if it works.
Uh, uh, aye!
And I'm getting old.
Try to do both nostrils.
I'm getting old.
I'm back.
See how quick it works?
By the way, hey guys, just so you know, go wash your nose at home.
This is actually a sponsor of the show.
I talked about it a long time ago how I've been using it for a long time.
You brush your teeth.
You wash your face.
Think of all the crap you're breathing in.
You live in New York.
You're basically inhaling everyone's coffee, breath, and hobo farts.
And you don't clean out your respiratory tract.
Go to Clear.
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And they have some studies on this and COVID.
Yeah.
That are published, by the way, just so you know.
I'm making no medical claims.
Like real studies.
Like actual studies, actual trials.
And the beauty of this is it cleans out your nasal passages.
And if you want to wear a mask, a vaccine, there's no reason not to use it.
It's helped me.
Remember how I said I'd rather be crucified upside down than sneeze after my surgery?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's helped a lot.
It's helped a lot with my allergies.
We tried to do it.
I got to say, about a month ago, no joke, I had a sinus infection because it turns out there's still other diseases besides COVID.
And you gave me that before they were even a sponsor, and it worked great.
I used it right before I went on stage.
Yeah, that was the whole protocol that you had.
It's like, hey, let's try to do something to help us through this problem with COVID and just general seasonal stuff.
But it was funny because one of the guys was a fan of the show, and he's like, Ah!
They just mentioned us on the show!
Yeah, I know.
And so when I came out, I'm like, yeah, it works.
Would you like to tell people you use our stuff?
I'm like, yeah, I use your stuff.
Yeah, what are you talking about?
I already told them I use your stuff.
How do you think you knew?
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I already did it for free.
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It's great.
Honestly, I get sick a lot less.
I use it before every time I get on an airplane.
Here's something else.
I also use it any time I go to the CNN green room, because Stelter.
Green?
It's a waft.
He's got a stank, is the way I put it.
Whenever Stelter leaves a room, there's a green Stelter-shaped cloud of where he used to be.
Yeah, it's like chlorine and feces.
Yeah.
Like someone tried to, rather than actually cleaning the toilet bowl, just spritz it with chlorine so it's a mix.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Kind of like the air freshener in a cab where it just smells like poop.
Yeah, like somebody ate too much cotton candy and vomited and then ate it again.
Yeah, well that's because it's his lunch break.
Yeah, that's what he has for lunch.
He asks to do his cotton candy breaks alone.
Yeah, he's like, I need to have cotton candy until I'm very sick.
Totally straight!
So Brian Stelter yesterday highlighted a school, and this is a wonderful site, Children in Masks, Teacher in Masks, and at one point Brian Stelter made a visit, but he did a whole package at CNN highlighting a school teaching young children, specifically not about COVID, Nor math, no.
But about condoms on a banana with his mouth?
How to identify, more specifically, misinformation.
Just imagine trying to make sense of all of this as a teenager.
Now we go to imposter content.
What does imposter mean?
Someone trying to be someone else, right?
You get that word, what's an imposter?
Well, let it never be said this.
laughter laughter
And all those kids were like, he is not.
laughter Don't ever say I didn't do anything for you!
Yeah.
I love it.
Make sure it says hetero.
Hetero.
Bet you he doesn't like broads and turtlenecks.
I don't think he likes broads.
They could be sans turtleneck.
Alright.
He'll not like that.
He probably wants them in hijabs.
To go swimming in the Dead Sea.
Go take a swim.
Wear the hijab.
This one's double layered for insulation.
Put your head back.
Oh no.
I like the masks on women.
Yes.
Yes.
This has been a good two years for me.
I've enjoyed it.
It's easier to walk down the street and see butt.
Well, not all butts.
No, not lady butt.
50% of the butts.
Man butt.
No.
Man bun and man butt.
Totally straight.
Women butts.
These are two of my favorite things.
Everyone knows that I like women butts!
Stop it.
I love lady butts.
You stop your misinformation.
I just love, I love big breasts.
Yes.
So sexy.
I just, as Brian Stelter, I just, I just want to, I just want to take those big old voluptuous breasts and put it in my handbag and take them home with me.
You're overselling, Brian.
You're, you're, you're underselling.
What?
You don't, you just don't like breasts and women as much as I do.
You just don't appreciate it.
Yeah, you don't love big ol', just big fat ol' A-cups.
You know what I really like?
Brian Stelter, you know what I really like?
I'm Other Brian.
You know what I like a lot?
It's almost my favorite thing, is sex with women.
Okay.
The angel on my shoulder says boys, but the devil says men.
I know, and you know what?
I sometimes listen... it depends on the mood.
I'm gonna put on some Neil Young.
Oh man, take a look at my sack, I wish it was... Terrible.
I mean Neil Young, not uh... He's got a cock of gold.
I was exactly about to do that!
I hate that we're so much alike!
We should have sang it together.
Alright, Harmon.
And I'm getting high.
And Dick's not getting old.
He keeps singing with his cock of gold.
Wait, no, wait, no, boobs of gold, boobs of gold.
I like boobs, they're gold.
And I'm really turned on by their boobies.
I just like... I like a nice vaj... vaj... The cotton candy's not sitting well!
I've thrown up Twizzlers and Starbursts all over my desk.
There's Skittles everywhere.
I certainly taste the rainbow.
You can fly the flag, just don't eat it!
You know the thing, that's what his part-time job is.
You know in the Cotton Candy, they scoop it up, they just hold Stelter by the feet.
I look like George Costanza, but I love penis.
Allegedly.
And, well, no, penis means boobs.
Really?
Okay.
So, this is also another question I have for you.
By the way, if you're watching on YouTube, speaking of Ryan Seltzer, smash that like button!
Like it's an attractive woman in a turtleneck!
Or a slab of cotton candy.
Everyone knows She-Hulk was my first love.
It was.
And you can also comment, do you think the world is more respected under Donald Trump, was more respected under Donald Trump, or under former Vice President Biden?
This is a narrative that goes around, sort of like I didn't buy into the narrative that Barack Obama was all that smart.
I don't think he was dumb, but they made it sound like he was a genius.
Right, right, right.
Never bought into that.
Constitutional expert.
I thought he was charismatic.
He is charismatic.
Very charismatic.
So were a lot of really bad people in history.
So was Flava Flav.
So was Bill Clinton before he just went full pervert.
Well, he was always full pervert.
Now he just looks like a guy who would sit outside a kid's footlocker.
That's how you know that's inaccurate, because I'm a DSW man.
They don't have a kid's DSW, though.
I don't know my outlets.
Now, this is a narrative that I never believed, and I'll make the case here.
We are at a significant deficit now with former Vice President Joe Biden at the semi-helm than we were with Donald Trump.
And I think, again, we have a couple of years now.
We had Four years.
Really three under Donald Trump.
Let's be honest, they robbed him of that last year.
A little bit.
So, before we move on to the specifics as far as international policy, and I think he's madder, and we'll try and keep him brief for you because I know your eyes glaze over, certainly Dave's do.
They glaze over like Brian Stelter with the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Catalog.
Yeah.
Ugh, boring!
No, no, no.
He's like, I love this.
Yeah, this is wonderful.
Someone get me cat fancy!
And a copy of Cats.
Yes!
I eat it while I watch it.
As we all know, of course, Putin and global leaders here, they have no respect for former Vice President Joe Biden.
Don't take my word for it.
I want to ask you, did you order the assassination of the woman who walked into the Congress
and who was shot and killed by a policeman?
Do you know that 450 individuals were arrested after entering the Congress and they didn't go there to steal a laptop.
They came with political demands.
450 people have been detained.
They're facing, they're looking, they're looking at jail time between 15 and 25 years and they came to the Congress with political demands.
Isn't that I don't like him but he makes a point.
He's right, yeah.
Look at how he dismisses him here.
We need a body language expert.
And a comb.
Biden just takes it!
I'm not going to have sex with you.
You get an exit price.
I'll work with that.
I'll limit it.
Biden just takes it.
Shut up.
Shut up.
For those watching, yes, I moved my chair down.
For those listening, there are subtitles.
Really.
For those watching, yes, I moved my chair down.
I just wanted to see how it felt down here.
What's the point of that?
Well, it's just because we were looking at Biden from a position of weakness, so I always
want to put myself in their shoes.
I feel like I should move him back from the table.
For those who are listening on audio... Is there a kids' table there?
Yeah.
For those who are listening, there always is.
He has it just glued to his... It's part of his rider for appearing.
He has a kids' table that he can spin like the packages in the Full Monty.
Now... It's true, there is a kids' table.
It's for Prince Andrew.
Yes.
People who are listening on audio, that was when that Chinese official, who was that exactly?
That was an ambassador I believe?
I don't have their exact name.
Not all ambassadors look alike, that's not what I'm saying.
When he said, so you know the United States just elected former Vice President Joe Biden, the audience laughed.
Here's the beauty of laughter, it's an involuntary response.
You can't control it.
And you know he didn't have the Bill Maher laugh applause sign.
Let's look at the difference between Donald Trump and former Vice President Biden and where we are in the world standing here.
Okay.
Trump earned respect because he refused to follow really this sort of global policy, which I addressed yesterday, of liberal hegemony.
Now, some people are saying it's liberal hegemony.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I've never heard it said that way, but apparently that's the proper way.
Can we come up with another word that doesn't sound stupid?
Okay.
Globalist cuck agenda.
There we go.
Wait, what?
Perfect.
I like how you do that.
The global agenda where they're making humanoid hybrids.
Ah, that one.
Liberal hegemony.
Hegemony.
Hegemony, which also casts a spell.
Spiritus Sanctus, and then, you know, invisibility cloak.
Hegemony.
They're working on it.
Hegemony.
So, the global idea that, you know what, we're all one and the same.
Really it comes down to this idea that the United States is not only superior to other
countries, and I don't just mean superior because of some type of God-given right that
What I mean is superior in the sense that we have laws like the First Amendment, the Second Amendment.
We have laws that enshrine basic rights that are not granted by government but recognized by government.
No one else does this.
So, liberals don't want to.
The left doesn't want to acknowledge the superiority of the United States because they want us all to be the same.
That's why you can't have borders.
Well, what would you need borders for?
Well, you typically need borders to make sure that you have quality control.
To make sure that a country that provides and affords opportunities that no other country ever in the history of the world has is able to maintain that.
Do away with the borders.
Do away with the borders, do away with the opportunities, and let's create a dependent state.
So, Donald Trump did not follow this policy.
Doctrine, if you want to call it.
Now, let's look at what Donald Trump did internationally.
Left the Paris Climate Accord.
Left the Iran nuclear deal.
He cut some UN funding, which I love.
He skipped UN summits on climate change and COVID.
He replaced NAFTA with the USMCA.
He renegotiated NATO.
In 2016, only four of 29 NATO allies were contributing what they agreed upon The 2% of their national GDP into NATO.
By 2020 that number had increased to 210.
Just to be clear.
Donald Trump said people weren't paying their fair share and NATO is of no value to the United States if we're funding the security for the rest of the world.
First off, that's a totally valid point of view to have.
Okay, it's a valid point of view to have.
Also, you should negotiate from a place of power if you're the greatest country in the world and the greatest military superpower in the world.
Also, they're not honoring their word, the other NATO allies.
So you may not like that it's abrasive, but it is absolutely the right thing to do.
Yeah.
You know what happens when Russia invades, I don't know, Estonia to us?
Nothing.
So pay your fair share so that you can be defended.
Right.
All right?
We want there not to be a world war.
That's kind of our thing in Europe right now.
But you're the guys who are going to lose your homeland.
So maybe step up.
And it's amazing when Trump says fair share, it comes from other places.
And when Biden says fair share, it means that every American should pay more money.
Well, only rich people, according to him.
Anybody who makes more than a dollar.
Anybody who makes, any family who makes more than exactly the presidential salary.
Hey, really quickly, CNN.
North Korea fires two cruise missiles.
Fifth launch this year.
A headline you didn't see under Donald Trump.
And they show that freaky little Bela Lugosi muppet.
Right?
I don't remember reading a whole lot about that during Donald Trump's presidency.
Yeah, why would Trump go over there?
To let them know he's crazy.
Exactly.
That's how a good president operates.
You don't know where I've been!
You don't know where I've been!
You don't know where I've been, Putin!
By the way, the Chinese professor that we showed about Biden being elected and everyone laughed, he is the vice dean of the School of International Relations at Renmin University in China.
Renminbi.
And his name is Di Dongsheng.
Ah, Mr. Dong!
Ah, Mr. Dongshave!
Oh, Mr. Dongshave!
Oh, Di Dong!
Dong!
Dongshave!
Hey, Dongshave!
Hey, Shavedong!
Haro!
Always have!
Cream Dong!
Always fresh!
Dongshave!
A nice cream!
Shave!
Also meet his wife, Madame Jingpao!
Barbershop!
Sun Gillette!
Nooo! Razor burn under thong shave.
I'm your fire! Your desire!
America! Betty Boop! What a day!
Standing in front of those trees like that commercial?
My ranting's stripped!
That's a valid point.
Putin not only respected President Trump and doesn't have a lot of respect for President Biden, a big reason was he thought Donald Trump was a little bit crazy.
And you know what?
That's a good thing!
You gotta keep people on their toes.
Let's go to some other international policy.
Donald Trump on China.
He increased tariffs from 10% to 25%.
He banned Chinese apps and telecom companies like Huawei.
He rejected China's territorial claims in the South China Sea.
He passed the Taiwan Assurance Act.
$5.1 billion in arms sales to Taiwan in 2020 alone.
He was the first president to take a call from the Taiwanese president.
China, of course, hated that.
And he called COVID the China virus, which, let's all be honest, was a pretty ping-pong move.
All while John Cena pretended it didn't exist.
Exactly.
And all while the World Health Organization acted as though Taiwan didn't exist.
Yes.
For people who don't remember that, that's one of the most chilling clips ever.
A Skype call.
What about Taiwan?
Oh, no, no, no.
Can't hear you.
Skype call out.
Hello?
Taiwan?
Let's move on to the next question.
I gotta get Zoom.
Now let's compare this to former Vice President Biden.
Of course, everyone knows he hasn't been that big with support on Taiwan.
They don't feel as though they're very secure.
He's also fallen lockstep with the World Health Organization, who has basically refused to acknowledge that Taiwan even exists.
He initially shut down the probe.
Not shut... This is... Look, this is what bothers me more than any of it.
Shut down the probe into the COVID lab leak.
Yeah.
We'll just take their word.
Why?
When people say Donald Trump and his son's girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle, they're not handing over all of their WhatsApp private texts.
Yeah, but you shut down a probe into a lab leak in a lab where, I mean, it had it in the name!
Comedians have to point this out to you on late-night television.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
COVID come from any place other than COVID lab, trademark.
Yes.
Don't read the sign.
Yeah, don't read sign.
It's not COVID.
We need a change.
Sign, people get very confused.
I love how they immediately pivot to, we eat bats.
What's the big deal?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What?
Oh, I forgot.
You never ate a bat?
Yeah.
You ever had the bat on a hoagie roll?
Must be so nice to be so perfect.
Mr. Perfect, no eat bat.
Oh, no COVID for you.
No eat bat.
Sorry, we can't all be Mr. Monk.
You ever have a bat to cat to sandwich?
For me, there are few things better in life than batter cat sandwich.
Yeah, you having a batter cat?
It's like an Oreo, but with more death.
Right with a sadder kid's face.
When you go, this is your kitty.
Oh gosh.
And of course, I don't eat kitty.
Not only did he shut down the COVID lab leak theory, who could forget good friend of the Bidens, Tony Bubulinski.
In late 2015, I was approached by James Gilliar, who I had known for many years, about joining him in a deal which he said would involve the Chinese state-owned enterprise, CFC China Energy, and what he called one of the most prominent families in the United States.
I was informed first by Gilear, and then by Hunter Biden, and by Rob Walker, who was working with the Bidens, that the Bidens wanted to form a new entity with CFC.
On May 13, 2017, I received an email concerning allocation of equity, which says 10% held by H for the big guy.
In that email, there's no question that H stands for Hunter, big guy for his father, Joe Biden.
Okay, really quickly.
This is breaking right now on CNN.
Pfizer begins clinical trials for Omicron-specific vaccine.
Well then, Colbert's going to need to get new costumes.
I know, right?
But, everybody needs to get a new vaccine?
Yes, exactly.
What's the implication there?
Now, keep in mind, you were going to be removed from misinformation at one point if you said that vaccine doesn't work against Omicron.
What's the implication if Pfizer is beginning clinical trials for an Omicron-specific vaccine?
Well I would say, and this is of course hypothetical, that perhaps the vaccine does not protect against Omicron and also it'll be human trials that are forced on you through late night television.
Well, I think you hit the nail on the head.
There we go.
Pretty much.
I prefer to go with clear.
I like clear.
No, you can use it if you get the Omicron vaccine and whatever other vaccine is necessary.
So it's fine.
It's a vaccine where you still get the virus.
It makes perfect sense.
Yes, it's a vaccine where you still get the virus.
You can still transmit the virus and you know.
That's why we all have polio.
Boy, I tell you what, whoever is the salesman for these vaccines at this point, I mean, he deserves just all the money.
Salesman of the year?
Well, it's Joe... That's got to be incredibly difficult.
That's President Joe Biden.
They just trot him back out.
He's like, he goes out, he's like, okay, all right.
Yeah, by the way, if you get this vaccine, we can reopen the economy because a vaccine, you know, it immunizes you and what they just, okay, they just changed the definition of immunization.
Okay, so look, if you get the vaccine, it'll protect against, and it doesn't, all right.
Not anymore?
You get the vaccine, you can still get it, and you can... Can they transmit it?
Yeah.
Yeah, they can.
You can still transmit it, but you're not going to end up in a hospital or what... What's the Omicron?
There's a... Okay, look, the rate of getting into the hospital or death with the vaccine or without it is about the same, and you can both... But you know what?
I mean, can I just... I quit!
Wait, will vaccinated celebrities be hospitalized with it but still be on a camera telling you to get the vaccine?
Well, if we pay them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is it possible that we'd have like a record number of fit soccer players around the world just dropping in matches?
Hold on, hold on.
How does the vaccine affect gay athletes?
We think it's more so the AIDS.
Oh, okay.
Well, it's a different thing.
You rang?
Reliable sources!
Alright.
I'm more worried about the effect it might be having on stand-up comedians.
That's the real tragedy here.
Let's contrast now President Trump with former Vice President Joe Biden on North Korea, because as we just talked about, missiles being launched like it's the Fourth of July.
Fifth time this year!
There was a nuclear and long-range missile moratorium when Donald Trump was president.
In 2018, if you guys don't remember, Trump met with Kim Jong-un in Singapore, the first meeting ever between the United States and the North Korean leader.
Look, a lot of people gave him crap, just to be clear.
Donald Trump, they were saying, oh, he's being too nice to him.
Look, he's getting buddy-buddy.
He called him Little Rocket Man, just to be clear.
Yes.
North Korea returned the remains of fallen U.S.
soldiers, which was a big deal.
Now, here's the thing.
In 2019, he became the first sitting president ever to enter North Korea.
People freaked.
Now, by the way, where's Code Pink?
When we had President Trump, right, he was trying to avoid any kind of war or conflict with North Korea.
Remember Code Pink?
Remember, no war, no sending our people to war.
You will never find in recent, possibly all of American history, a more anti-war president.
Here's the thing.
You can only negotiate from that position if you are willing to go to war at the end of it, but you have to exhaust all
other possibilities.
What did Donald Trump do? Donald Trump, this is the same criticism that's been,
you know, lobbed against him, and it's true, is, well, Donald Trump is good to you,
you're his best friend, until you, you know, you insult him, and then all of a sudden you're
his worst enemy. And that's true, and I think that's childish. However, it was the same thing
with international negotiations.
With Kim Jong-un, he would be nice, he would want to keep it peaceful so that we could have peaceful negotiations, and if he didn't get what he wanted, he had an iron rod and he wasn't afraid to use it.
And you can see the behavior.
And it was helpful to have a businessman, somebody who understood that when you're negotiating, it's best to do it from a position of strength.
And right now, we're doing it from a position of weakness.
but the actions of the leaders who follow them.
Yeah, well, it was helpful to have a businessman, somebody who understood that when you're negotiating,
it's best to do it from a position of strength.
And right now we're doing it from a position of weakness.
We're apologizing for everything and saying, I don't know, maybe you guys know better than
we do.
If you're going to go and negotiate in these situations, especially with madmen around the world, in isolation hasn't worked.
You have to go over and be like, look, we can be friends, we can be enemies.
Trust me, you want us to be friends.
How do you trust a presidency where your first move is to sign everything back over to the
people that have an issue with you?
You cancel the pipeline that's going through your country but put the one in place that's
going through the person who's supposed to be handling it.
Well just everything that was done that seemed to be correct, which no one cares about.
It's all that guy was mean.
Yeah, exactly.
And he could be.
And orange.
But who gives a sh...
No, exactly.
You're exactly right.
Or the fact that he went golfing while he wasn't taking a salary.
Meanwhile, this guy's taking... He took it and he donated it to another department of the government!
He donated in one year as president more than former Vice President Biden has his entire life.
He's the least charitable politician who existed.
Well yeah, and on top of it, they complain about how he would, you know, any vacation Trump took, which was very little other than golfing, Look at how many vacations Biden has taken.
That doesn't even count when he's just sleeping all the time.
The afternoon naps.
Well, I mean, it's hard.
The days, they run together.
Yeah, that is true.
Am I still alive?
Oh, God.
Seriously, what does he wake for a day?
43 minutes?
I can't believe it's still today.
So here's the thing.
Donald Trump is a president who you didn't want to count to three.
Biden's counted to three many times, and you know that it has no teeth.
Donald Trump, very nice at first, and then you knew where he had his limit.
Very nice.
vice president by any postures.
I won't meet with these leaders.
These P these people are tyrants.
It doesn't meet with them, but then doesn't actually do something when they act up.
Now we don't necessarily know what Donald Trump would have done if they acted up because they didn't under his watch.
Keep in mind, Trump left no doubt as to who was in charge when
he met with Kim Jong Legosi.
Getting a good picture of everybody.
So we look nice and handsome.
And here's the thing, guys, here's the thing.
Have you seen him now?
Fat shaming works.
Look, he inspires people to become better.
I love nice and thin.
It looks over at him.
He points across the table.
That one was, that one wasn't for me.
That wasn't for me.
That one hurt.
Joe Biden is actually Cartman's mom.
Right.
Like everybody just abuses him and she tries to threaten, but she just gives him everything.
She doesn't do anything.
And by the way, here's what also matters.
Here's what also matters is, you know, he was the first president to step foot in North Korea.
Donald Trump went over and he had terms and they were non-negotiable.
If North Korea didn't denuclearize, no deal.
And he left.
No deal.
Just to be clear.
He left.
No deal.
So he was nice up until the, all right, no deal.
Look at little racket man.
Look at little racket man with his fat baby face.
Oh.
I loved you on Orange is the New Black.
Yeah, he really... he lost weight because Trump... I guarantee you that's what it is.
Can you imagine doing that to a dictator and then calling that a bad president?
Can you imagine being the interpreter who had to break it to him?
Mr. DeLito, uh, yeah?
Well, out with it!
Uh, Mr. DeLito, uh, uh, uh, I'm here with your interpretation of a transcript with Donald Trump.
Uh-huh?
What'd he say?
I'm supreme?
Uh, uh, uh, not, not exactly.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, what'd he say?
That I have giant pecker?
No.
Um, um, um, uh, he call you, I believe the word, uh, uh, big bone.
All right.
Well, you're gonna die.
Yes, it's the kill the messenger meeting.
I have written in my day planner, kill messenger meeting.
What did you want to say?
Oh, he say your dick is huge.
So big.
Please don't hurt my family.
So scary.
He says your face looks good.
Yeah, he say your face look good.
Not like a half-moon on a prednisone.
Look great.
Good face.
Very youthful.
Handsome.
Let's compare it to Biden with North Korea.
Okay, well you just saw this now.
I didn't see the high-top fade.
He's the only... I love it.
You just saw it right now.
They're launching more missiles.
Yeah.
Was that their fifth test that we just saw live right now?
This year or in a year.
I can't remember which one it's at.
This year.
Ah, who cares?
The point is it's more.
Yeah.
Biden won't meet with Kim Jong-un.
Oh, that's wonderful.
Oh no!
Oh no!
You want to meet with me?
Oh, he hit me where it hurt.
I was so looking forward to sitting there meeting.
Is there anything scarier than the idea of practice missiles?
There's still missiles.
Yes, that's the scary thing.
That's called a warm-up.
Yeah, like with the messenger.
Don't worry, just practice stabbing!
Thank you, Supreme Leader!
Oh, what do you say now?
Give me such a great honor to be practiced a stab.
Tell kids I love them.
Practice to shoot your family with bags on their head.
Yeah, practice make you look like my look-a-like and go drive in this convertible on crowded freeway.
Now, let's look at Trump in the Middle East.
Kind of a big one.
Signed four major peace deals between Israel and Arab states.
Unprecedented.
Son of a bitch.
Moved the embassy to Jerusalem.
He killed Soleimani.
And he killed Abu... Al-Baghdadi.
I'm not going to get the full name.
Al-Baghdadi.
He was the guy who was just a torso left that was like steaming.
Pretty much, Al-Bagh-who's-your-daddy.
Well, let's listen to Donald Trump describe it exactly.
Again, a guy who didn't want war.
A guy who said that it was a mistake to go into the Middle East.
But then...
Scorched Earth.
Here he is.
Tonight was a great night for the United States and for the world.
A brutal killer, one who has caused so much hardship and death, has violently been eliminated.
He will never again harm another innocent man, woman, or child.
He died like a dog.
He died like a coward.
The world is now a much safer place.
He was a sick and depraved man.
And now he's gone.
My daddy was vicious.
He was crazy.
And violent.
And he died in a vicious and violent way.
As a coward, running and crying.
Did I mention that I had the- Look, excuse me.
I had the body transported here because I needed a place to put my shit.
To take my shit.
It was Big Daddy's corpse, that's what I did.
The fact that he's not dressed like Josie Wales... I love how he's like, he's like, we didn't just kill somebody, we violently killed him.
We violently eliminated him.
We could have eliminated him non-violently, but I said no.
I want tears.
I want him to be like a dog, and not just like a dog with the cage and the fleas like Fauci, I mean I want him killed.
Like a street dog in Afghanistan.
Let's be clear.
Now, let's compare that.
And by the way, he destroyed ISIS.
Let's compare that to former president, of course, during his tenure, former vice president, Joe Biden.
His words.
Remember when they still were trying to make ISIL a thing?
the Iraqi government. So with the additional steps I ordered last month, we're speeding up training of ISIL
forces, including volunteers from Sunni tribes in Anbar province.
Remember when they said they were trying to make ISIL a thing? Yeah, exactly. It's ISIS, ISIL, I don't know, lots
of letters.
ISIL sounded better.
Yeah.
A bunch of ISILs.
Also, when we look at the international policy, what did Joe Biden do?
Well, he caused a crisis in Afghanistan, we all know that.
He allowed the Taliban to take over.
He left them weapons and helicopters?
Well, and pallets of cash.
Yeah, well that's, you know, it's, I mean.
It's okay, it's just our tax money.
It's just pallets.
Every time you hit a pothole, just remember there's pallets of cash in Afghanistan.
And by the way, you don't have to take my word for it.
Do you know how we know they didn't have helicopters until Biden screwed up?
Just watch the first flights.
Like, am I doing it?
Like the guy with a rocket launcher in the gym at the embassy.
It's just Blackhawk down after Blackhawk down after Blackhawk down.
Don't worry, I'm getting the hang of it.
These are hard.
I didn't know.
I thought it was more like a, you know, but it's more of a gyroscope, really.
Oh, well, let me just make the most of it.
Find a building.
I think Biden was just like, you know what we should do?
We should pull out right now.
Why?
It's just the worst time.
Yes.
Yes.
I think that's the best time to pull out is when we shouldn't.
Nothing else.
I have bad instincts.
Well, people were just wanting to get on the plank.
Like toucan salmon.
Military planes are real popular.
They're hanging on the sides as they take off.
That's beautiful.
Wow, he's flying.
Come on, look.
He got the plane flying, and he got the people flying from the plane.
Wow.
There's two flying.
Come on.
Beautiful birds.
So let's compare also two here a little closer to home.
Trump on Mexico.
What did he do?
He threatened to impose a tariff to make them stop sending their immigrants over.
The Remain in Mexico policy, which Biden reinstated.
The whole thing is you can just look at Barack Obama, and then you can look at the reversals with Donald Trump, and then you can look at Where we're headed again with former Vice President Joe Biden.
In 2017, Trump had under 303,000 border crossings.
That was the lowest since 1971.
Let's compare the results with former Vice President Joe Biden.
Record high of 122,000 unaccompanied kids in custody.
There was a record high 1.7 million border apprehensions in 2021.
And not only that, these are the results.
And you say, okay, well, hold on a second.
Maybe, you know, the road to hell paved with good intentions.
Well, let's listen to President Kamala Harris say that mass amnesty is expected as early as now.
A year ago you took office and you outlined a series of bold steps on immigration reform.
So can you tell us whether you've accomplished some of those administration's goals and where do you see yourself this year going forward with immigration?
What are your expectations?
So, it was one of the first things we did as an administration, which is to send a bill up to Congress for immigration reform, for a pathway to citizenship.
We feel very strongly about this.
Why?
I like the mask.
Well, she's going color-coordinated.
You know what that does?
It basically says, open season again.
All you gotta do is get here.
If you get here, we're gonna do amnesty.
No biggie.
And here's the thing.
There's nefarious activity, right?
You can look at malicious intent.
And when I say malicious, let me just be clear.
I mean malicious intent for you, the American taxpayer.
And when I say American taxpayer, I also mean naturalized citizens.
I also mean legal immigrants, just to be clear.
My mom is one of them.
OK, malicious intent for you.
You're already here.
They don't need to buy your votes.
And then there's just, you know, unintended consequences.
For example, I don't think they meant to put a record number of children in cages.
This is probably the most important moment that the media wishes they could sweep under the rug from the presidential debates.
about those cages that were broadcast across all of legitimate media as though they were created under President Donald Trump.
And President Donald Trump, just like in dealing with a foreign minister, made sure that he corrected the record.
Who built the cages, Joe?
Let's talk about what we're talking about.
Who built the cages, Joe?
One question.
Who built the cages?
I'd love you to ask him that.
Who built the cages?
Let me ask him.
Who built the cages?
Who built the cages?
Let me ask about your immigration policies.
Who built the cages, Joe?
Let's talk about... So look.
Here's what it comes down to.
When the world respects and fears the United States, Kay, the world is better off.
Look, you can either have the United States in control, have them be in a position of power, and I don't mean policing the rest of the world, but we are the world's greatest superpower, or that void can be filled by someone else.
You've seen this throughout history.
Usually the void is filled by someone who's more bloodthirsty, who's more power-hungry.
Also, this is important to note, look, People want to say that the left is more compassionate, but oh, in other words, when I was young, I think this was a Churchill quote, right?
If you're young and you're not a liberal, you have no heart.
If you're old and you're not conservative, you have no brain.
I disagree!
I disagree.
Maybe at one time when the United States was newer and this was an experiment and free enterprise was something that hadn't really been tried before.
However, when you look at the results, and again, all references available at ladderworthcreditor.com, every single reference I've given you, you can click the link in the description, go to ladderworthcreditor.com, we make them publicly available to you.
Today's references could be as long as a novel.
You're probably looking at hundreds of pages to read, just to be clear, and I hope that you spend some time with them.
The results speak for themselves.
And I think you're lying to yourself!
You're lying to yourself, and more importantly, the people at the top who have access to these results, just like President Obama never believed that women made 77 cents on the dollar because he has access to Bing, the people in positions of power know that inflation is bad.
The people in positions of power, the Jen Psaki's of the world, the former Vice President Biden of the world, the Kamala Harris, they know that no new jobs have been added since 2019.
And they know that their immigration policies have been catastrophic for the United States and That it is the kind of policies that built the cages.
Let's contrast that.
What's more empathetic?
What's more humanitarian?
To build a wall so that you don't have to put people in cages?
Or to have a policy That requires cages.
That's what I... I think it's more empathetic.
I think it's more compassionate to build walls.
Walls, not cages!
How about that?
Walls, not cages.
We went cages, okay?
Eight years.
Wall, four years.
And now we're back to cages.
You know what?
Let's put that at CrowderShop.com.
We're gonna make a shirt.
Walls, not cages.
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