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Is CNN Creating Propaganda AND Pedos? (Allegedly) | Louder with Crowder

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	🎵 Music 🎵 This Week in Feminism
	🎵 Music 🎵 Oh
	Okay, Claire, I understand manual labor isn't for everyone, but we do have another option available here that I think you'll find quite satisfactory.
	It does pay around $94,000 a year.
	However, it requires travel extensively across the country, often across the globe, long hours, and there are no weekends.
	However, the bonus structure and the benefits are quite impressive.
	Yeah, I just...
	You know, we can.
	Well, allow me to perhaps narrow this down.
	Do you find that it's very important to have two-day weekends?
	Definitely.
	And manual labor's right out?
	Mm-hmm.
	Mm-hmm.
	Now, what about the long hours and traveling?
	If you have weekends off, are you willing to work 16-hour days?
	No.
	No, no.
	Hmm.
	Now, are you willing to go to a trade school?
	I already have a master's in gender studies, so... Right, right.
	That would be wasted time otherwise.
	Hmm.
	Well, there is a position available that maybe you'll find satisfactory.
	My secretary.
	Fk you, ahole!
	That was to be expected.
	Well, I don't think this is going to work out.
	What are you hearing from Gloria Allred, you patriarchy piece of s**t?
	Yes, I suspected you were an insufferable b**ch.
	Well, take care.
	I hope you find what you're looking for in life.
	My guess is, you'll be fat and lonely for a long time.
	I'm not sure.
	You're a strange animal. That's what I know. You're a strange animal. I'm not the fault. I'm the speediest one.
	I'm the fastest one.
	That's a nice aerated sip.
	You have to mix it with the air, right?
	That's exactly right, if you're being an affected wine snob.
	Yeah, is that what you do?
	You aerate it?
	Yeah, yeah, I'm fine with it, too, because it's usually really good wine.
	And then stay single for the rest of your life?
	Nope, got married.
	So, hold on a second, I just realized Dave was filling in.
	Let me adjust this to human height here.
	Hey!
	That is a good idea, though.
	Yeah, it's not a bad idea.
	I'll adjust it to non-CNN producer sexual preference height.
	We should be talking about that today.
	CNN just can't get away from the pedophilia.
	Child rape.
	They can't get away from it.
	We'll be talking about that today.
	Chris Cuomo and one of his producers with underage sex trafficking.
	And I do have a couple of questions for you.
	Why do you think it is so prevalent right now?
	Why do you think this is coinciding with maps?
	Jeffrey Epstein, we see this everywhere.
	Comment below.
	It's the best thing you can do for the algorithm.
	We've talked about this in the past.
	Why do you think you see it everywhere?
	And we're also going to be talking about The gas prices and the state of the economy because, I don't know if you know, former Vice President Biden complained that he wasn't getting great coverage, and all of it changed, and now all coverage is slightly more enamored than before.
	I heard they were tough on him.
	Don Lemon brought out pom-poms, so we'll be talking about all of that, but first, Gerald A., how are you?
	I am well.
	That was just on Lemon's Friday night.
	That's a normal thing.
	Yes, exactly.
	Don't worry.
	How are you, sir?
	I'm alright.
	Doing alright?
	Yeah, I like the shirt.
	Thank you.
	Yeah, well, I appreciate it.
	It's just plain white, so I don't know what you're, uh... Well, no, it looks comfy.
	That's how I know his compliments don't mean anything.
	It's just all his compliments.
	Yeah, exactly.
	When something is a nice-looking shirt, you say it looks comfy.
	I think both can be true.
	Just like when you're selling a date, a blind date, to a friend.
	You're like, well, she's reliable.
	You don't know how to take a compliment.
	Okay, thanks.
	You're dressed like a prisoner.
	You're dressed like a prisoner.
	White is the new orange is the new... Alright, I retract it.
	That's a terrible shirt, sir.
	Yeah, well what are you doing, dressed like Mike Rowe?
	Go get yourself a dirty job, son of a... See, this doesn't work either way.
	Corner Black is here.
	Hey, I for a... on one hand...
	I am offended by your shirt.
	Yeah, perfect.
	It's a dog whistle.
	Yes.
	I feel aggressed upon.
	See, someone gets it.
	Someone gets it.
	Thank you.
	Someone gets it.
	And he is here.
	He's the quickest man on his feet.
	He, January 16th, will be at the Crest Theater in Sacramento, but a 4 p.m.
	show has been added to the February 12th show at the Majestic in Dallas because I will be opening for him.
	Wow!
	Doing an all-new set and probably recording Dave Landau's special in Dallas, February 12th.
	So tickets go on sale now.
	Dave Landau!
	Ahoy!
	How are you, sir?
	I'm great.
	Pretty good.
	I had a good weekend.
	Yeah?
	What'd you do?
	Yeah.
	Well, we had Christmas parties for my son and his friends.
	Nice.
	While we watched the Heisman deal.
	And then, yeah.
	Had a good show Friday.
	I'm sure that he was thrilled to watch the Heisman Show.
	Oh, no, we let them have fun and do kids things.
	Right, right, right.
	And then I joined them for Lasertag.
	Oh!
	And I hurt all those kids very bad.
	That's the only way to play.
	If there aren't a few parent-to-child facepalms, you're doing Lasertag wrong.
	Yes, I'm the Billy Madison to dodgeball, what I am to Lasertag.
	Boys, come over here and play Lasertag!
	Well, I'm gonna punch you!
	So...
	A couple of things.
	If this show gets, because we will be talking about child pedophilia over there at CNN, not talking about stelter today.
	No.
	If this gets removed from YouTube, if you are watching, you can watch it live on Rumble.
	It's live Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
	Eastern.
	Of course, Spotify, Apple, Android, we can't broadcast live there, but you can watch it live, Rumble, Mug Club.
	If we are not on YouTube, we will let you know.
	Now, the last show is next Tuesday, and it's December 18th.
	If you are in Dallas or Fort Worth, Or is that December 18th?
	No, that's the 21st, sorry.
	But Saturday, if you're in Dallas or Fort Worth and you need some presents, or your kids need some presents, Santa Crowder's going to be spending a few hours with kids, delivering some presents and letting them sit on the old knee.
	There you go.
	Hey, I feel, look, just also there are still things that are entirely innocent.
	This isn't CNN here.
	Right.
	Should they bring their passports?
	Yes.
	Oh.
	Yeah.
	Well, I'll accept the QR code, yeah.
	Yes.
	No, no, I meant just to make sure they're not foreign, not vaccine.
	Oh, well, no, no, no.
	I just want the QR code.
	Right.
	And that's Saturday, December 18th.
	That's why.
	Yes.
	Before we move on to anything else, this is important, most pressing.
	Jimmy Fallon, I guess you must have seen how well the Colbert vaccine song did.
	Right.
	Oh, no.
	And you're able to put us in the, because we're gonna be reacting to this, I guess.
	Unfortunately.
	They wanted to jump in Jimmy Fallon with his own song.
	We have to see if they're sponsored by Moderna, Pfizer, what kind of ads are being run on these shows.
	Because this is at the point where they're not even attempting comedy.
	I believe Pfizer is actually sponsored, and again, I don't want to get thrown off, but I believe that they're sponsoring a lot of shows.
	That makes total sense.
	That's what I hear.
	They're not sponsoring this show.
	No.
	No, we just have Bill Barswalter and, uh, what else?
	I don't care.
	We do.
	Of course I care.
	I'm just saying, I don't care.
	If Pfizer could come in and say, you will never have to work again.
	Water, anti-gay vitamins.
	Yes, yes, that's true.
	Electroshock therapy.
	Basically, I want you eating a Bilt Bar being dipped back like Shutter Island and coming back up to watch more of this show.
	That's the perfect viewer.
	Greg Kinnear Films.
	Yes, Greg Kinnear Films.
	The intermittent wiper.
	Okay, so Fallon decided to jump on in with his comedic take on the booster version of the song.
	It's Megan Thee Stallion.
	Ariana Grande.
	Oh great, do you have anyone else I hate?
	Y'all know what time it is.
	It's time to get those boosters.
	Oh God.
	Boosters.
	Is that the one who licked the donuts and said she hated America?
	Probably, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Is he gonna have sex with a dog?
	What was that?
	Probably the safest bet.
	He was playing chess and losing.
	Is that a guy in a ghillie suit?
	None of you are wearing masks.
	No!
	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
	Oh, there you go!
	They cut slits into them on the tree.
	That's not gonna work.
	I have that same rug.
	Oh, okay, yeah.
	Of course, Megan.
	Why is she wearing bugles, buddy?
	Can I get a real nurse, please?
	Or a sexy nurse.
	But an actual sexy nurse.
	Either an actual nurse or an actual sexy nurse.
	Did you just pour lube on the turkey?
	No, no, no.
	You guys have proven to everything.
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, that'll be potable.
	That'll be good when it kills everyone.
	You know what?
	I will say, though, I'm absolutely thrilled that he didn't manage to sandwich in his Bowie and Mick Jagger impressions.
	Yeah, that's true.
	That is surprising.
	And he didn't laugh at it.
	I don't know.
	Sometimes, I don't know, I do impressions.
	Come on, do it to me!
	And it's time for a boost!
	Bowie!
	There's no way he could have broke during that.
	There's nothing to break at.
	I bet you there's a bunch of B-roll like, it's time for a booster!
	Here's an egg!
	Then he slams a pint, punches a wall and breaks his hand.
	Yes, exactly!
	He's just like you and me!
	He's just like us!
	He's always joyous, unless you meet him, I hear.
	Yeah, do another Matchbox 20 impression, you absolute hack.
	That's so bad.
	Colbert did it worse, though, let's be honest.
	There was some production value to this, but not good content.
	Did they pay Megan Thee Stallion to do that?
	Because that's not like an appearance, and it's not like she's proud of it.
	I mean, she's not going to do it for free.
	You know she's vaccine-hesitant.
	Is she?
	For sure.
	Well, come on.
	I mean, her demographic.
	Well, her and the other one who was a pop star.
	Lizzo!
	Cardi B?
	Nicki Minaj?
	Nicki Minaj, thank you.
	Yeah, but she's actually more based.
	Yeah, now.
	He was like, I was gonna get a booster, but then my brother's best friend's sister's cousin in Barbados got big-ass balls!
	Yeah, his balls swell up.
	He tried, he got the big ball.
	He's working on those for a year, what are you talking about?
	His balls swell up, is that just because he was just not having sex with you for years?
	Yeah!
	They got blue!
	We put nine masks on a tree, his balls were still huge!
	Tree's still got COVID!
	I got tree balls!
	And masks!
	I didn't have a mask so I put on the tree mask!
	Turns out it didn't create a good seal!
	Why would... this is... it's enough already.
	Yeah.
	It's destroying the world and we're just slowly letting it... this is now the second year in a row that I... oh just... Well here's the thing too!
	Just stop!
	We weren't planning on talking about this with the Omicron, okay?
	Yeah.
	We'll talk about it tomorrow.
	The Omnicorp virus?
	Yes, the Omnicorp.
	Don't do it!
	Don't do it!
	Because then people are just gonna see clips and they're gonna see me say Omnicron and I'm like, why does Steven not know what he's talking about?
	It's your fault!
	You do this to me!
	I'm sorry.
	No, you're not.
	The Omnicorp shit.
	I just think if we call it Omnicorp, we'd get away with it.
	Okay, the Omnicorp virus.
	That's a good call.
	The Omnicorp virus.
	Just like calling, what's her name, Megan Thee Stallion, Lizzo.
	And they'll be like, I didn't say it about her.
	I don't know.
	I have no idea.
	It was the other fat whore.
	You know how mad she'd be if you poured hand sanitizer all over her dinner?
	Yeah, I know you'd think so.
	She would eat it.
	Ah, you ruined my chitlins!
	She would eat it.
	I wouldn't say she wouldn't, but... I don't know.
	She wouldn't enjoy it as much.
	If you do it over a Popeye's chicken sandwich, it'd be an improvement.
	Shut up, shut up, I don't care.
	So, the Omicron variant, when you think about this, and all references will be available at LatterEarthCounter.com, we'll do a whole segment on it tomorrow, is, okay, they are now saying that it outcompetes the Delta variant.
	Right.
	So basically it's going to, they're projecting, wipe out the Delta variant, it's far more transmissible, and as far as I know, no deaths yet.
	No reported deaths.
	No reported deaths, and very, very mild symptoms.
	We don't know.
	Hold on a second.
	Could you ask for anything better?
	Something that wipes out the other variants which had the absolutely just devastating mortality rate of 0.3% and now it's less than that and people don't even get bad symptoms and it's guaranteed to be the variant that you catch sometime in the next... I mean, when do you have Omicron parties?
	You couldn't write it better!
	Fauci said, I want you to write a list, okay, of everything you want in a variant.
	And Frank Luntz in his toupee and sneakers is like, okay, raise your hand if you want it to be more transmissible.
	Raise your hand.
	And then it'll be like, okay, more transmissible, it will destroy the Delta variant, and it doesn't even hurt.
	I'm like, here you go!
	And God gave it to us.
	Right?
	He would be against that.
	It's like the version of AIDS that didn't kill you.
	Yes.
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	You should not be doing this.
	If you spike the punch, it'll probably just kill all the germs.
	Right.
	Ah.
	I would have a party and be like, drink alcohol.
	It might take care of it.
	Just gargle with Everclear.
	That's all you gotta do.
	Get some Mohawk.
	No, I loved it.
	You stop it.
	All right.
	No, I have all that stuff at home.
	When the second there was a pandemic, I just went and bought a bunch of Everclear Mohawk, the 180 proof liquor, because I know it could turn into hand sanitizer.
	I knew if crap went down, I could use it for trading.
	Also, if I was a drunk or I had a drunk who had some valuable stuff that I wanted from him, I could use it.
	Barter system, man.
	I'm sorry, I'm going off the rails, but remember early on they were saying, don't try and make sanitizer that can't be made at home with home liquor.
	I was like, really?
	I don't believe that.
	This is what they said earlier on.
	Now, keep in mind, most of the hand sanitizer that you got in the shortage came from distilleries.
	What they meant to say was, you can't use alcohol that's 40%.
	Well, not all Alcohol is 40%.
	I have 12, 15-year cask-strength bourbon that's 60, 70% I think.
	120 proof?
	Ever clear?
	180 proof?
	It's 90%?
	You have to dilute it to make it effective.
	And they were just lying to people saying, don't try and make it at home.
	How about you be accurate and say, it needs to be 60% alcohol?
	They just told people, don't try and make it at home so that then we can use this reinvestment act to get distilleries on board to make it for you to do exactly what you could have done at home.
	No, absolutely.
	But that was one of the ways that they lost her trust early on, and then they wonder why people don't trust them when stuff like this happens, where... A year and a half later.
	Yeah, the Omicron variant is out there and it's like, oh my gosh, everybody, like the UK was thinking about locking down, other countries locked down, and it's like, but it's doing nothing.
	It's got nothing.
	We don't have, yet, right?
	As of today, we don't have any evidence that says it's something that we should be super scared of.
	Right.
	I clean all my bullet wounds with Jack Daniels.
	Yeah.
	Always have.
	You and Kesha.
	That's right.
	That's my girl.
	Clean my gash with the bottle of Jack.
	Is that what she sings?
	No, I don't know.
	I bet she does.
	I think she's dead.
	Is Kesha dead?
	I don't know.
	What?
	I assume so.
	Looks like it.
	So here's something else too right now, just in case you weren't worried about the state of affairs in all capacities.
	On Saturday, you guys know about the space launch there, Dave.
	Yeah, I was really excited about it because it's such a great thing.
	Yes, it's unbelievable.
	It's one big step.
	Well, it's one small step for whatever kind this is.
	The first pansexual went into space, but then we found out a pansexual Furry.
	What?
	Yeah.
	Now, I don't know if there are just... if there is such a backlog of qualified pansexual furry space travelers.
	Yeah.
	It's a limited field.
	Or they just had to, you know, check and see who Miley Cyrus's Twitter followers were and pick from there.
	But the point is, this is some... Why?
	Why do we need to send a pansexual furry to space?
	They probably saw the last minute of Armageddon, if you remember, where Bruce Willis puts on a panda head.
	Yes.
	Yes, that makes sense.
	It's a deleted scene.
	Or they wanted that last scene, what was it, with Matthew McConaughey?
	What's the one where he goes to space?
	Contact, I think?
	No, Contact.
	The more recent one.
	The Christopher Nolan one.
	Interstellar.
	He's sitting there crying because he's looking at a furry kiss.
	So Cameron Best is the person.
	We actually found a video.
	Pansexual furry Twitch streamer, well you're just checking all the right boxes, announced the trip to space in November.
	Here is the... I warn you, if you have kids, there's nothing vulgar.
	I just don't want them to normalize this.
	If you guys don't mind, I'm gonna do this video as myself.
	A little bit more personal.
	So you're saying the other thing is not yourself?
	There are probably a fair amount of you who don't feel like you're accepted for who you are.
	You know, just because you're uniquely you.
	Nope, you're something else, you just said it.
	You may not feel like you have a place to shine because you feel like the world won't accept you.
	Correct.
	You see, I can't fix that by going to space.
	But I do think there is value in my adventure.
	I hope that you feel at least slightly more validated.
	I hope that you can feel more confident knowing that one of your people was in space.
	Wait, people?
	One of your people!
	First of all, you're not unique if you just join a sex club.
	Oh, if you're not unique, you can also dress up like a cat.
	And have sex with other people who dress up like cats.
	Yeah, you're combing the hair of a unicorn while talking to a cat.
	Go to hell.
	I guarantee you.
	If there were any doubt, like, I don't think, you know, Sodom and Gomorrah, even if the guy were to... If Sodom and Gomorrah were to turn back, and if they didn't turn into a pillar of salt, it'd be like, is that a guy brushing a skunk head?
	Having sex?
	What?
	Salt.
	It's like right next to Sodom.
	Lord, do you let them make it?
	Lord, if there remain ten non-furries!
	He's like, oh, I saw what you guys are doing.
	I've made another universe that's much better.
	I'm already over here.
	Good luck.
	That's a broken clock.
	Well, we've actually obtained exclusive footage now from Went Up Saturday of this pansexual furry's journey to space, and a lot of people didn't know that they're allowed to bring passengers, so there's a plus one.
	Oh, okay.
	So, history in the making.
	Well, there's no gravity.
	There are no limitations.
	It's difficult.
	I'm impressed.
	I'm glad that's happening.
	Pansexual, furry, gymnast.
	In space, nobody can hear you orgasm.
	No, nobody can hear you.
	Or scream.
	Scream.
	I'm sorry, did I say a bad word?
	Who do you think they look out for?
	Each other's needs?
	No.
	They're deviants.
	Here's the thing, and look, the reason people are like, Okay, hold on, let me try and gather my thoughts here.
	Take a breath.
	It needs to be mocked and laughed at every single step of the way.
	Otherwise, ten years from now, kids will go, well, yeah, just a furry in space.
	Yeah, yeah, just a pansexual furry at Wendy's.
	What are you talking about?
	It's not normal, okay?
	It is not healthy.
	It is not... It's a net burden to society when people are acting as though this is the same as male or female.
	I understand.
	And by the way, I understand.
	You want to dress up like a sexy nurse.
	Or you know what?
	Maybe Halloween you dress up in a sexy cat outfit.
	Maybe like that with them.
	And like, ooh, Halloween you're dressed up as a sexy cat.
	That's kind of nice.
	Maybe keep the cat woman ears up.
	That's a preference.
	You don't go out and identify as I am.
	He, her, likes to have sex with women in sexy Catwoman costumes, Z. That's not a gender.
	It's just a preference, and we act like every single sexual proclivity that we have is our identifier.
	It's friction!
	I just love to hear, like, Houston, we have a problem, and it's just, they're ignoring him.
	Houston.
	You're cracking up.
	I can't.
	Oh, Houston.
	Oh, my dad's there.
	Yeah, the last thing you'd ever want, and I mean this sincerely, is to hear an explosion and then have a gorilla head floating in a pool.
	Space forever.
	Houston, I have a problem.
	Yeah, we know.
	Your dad never hugged you.
	We don't need to talk about that now.
	Yeah, we got it.
	That is a very rickety ship.
	Aliens turned around.
	That's why we let you take it.
	No.
	We don't want that.
	Where are they going?
	Why don't they have me sleeping in the escape pod?
	I'm sure I made the Uranus joke the last show, but where are they going for real?
	Is it just in space?
	Up and down.
	Zero gravity and then back down.
	And you know what the worst part is?
	They're one of the few people who will be able to prove the Flat Earthers wrong.
	See?
	There you go.
	Nobody will listen.
	It's like West Side Story with morons.
	Yeah.
	That is their Yuri Gagarin.
	That's their, I guess, Alan Shepard of their time.
	They're going to look back decades.
	Furries are the worst.
	Yeah, I don't get it.
	I get it.
	What?
	I get it.
	So, if you want to know how I get it, follow me on Instagram.
	No!
	No!
	Your questions will be answered.
	Terrible.
	Now, I didn't get to go to space, but I did take a rocket to Afternoon Delight.
	Uh-oh.
	What?
	Dressed as a little bit of a skunk.
	That's disgusting.
	Skunk.
	You're sick.
	Call me Flower.
	Quit.
	Thumper.
	That was his foot.
	Alright!
	Then they shoot my mom.
	So!
	Former Chris Cuomo producer is a pedophile.
	So this happened this weekend.
	Oh he doesn't even look a bit like one!
	Not a bit!
	Who would have known?
	I love how he has the rosy after sex glow there.
	Oh yeah.
	Like what did he just, did he just come out of a Gymboree?
	Yes he did.
	He walked out of Chuck E. Cheese.
	Yeah, his headset that he's wearing right now, he has Gap Kids on hold.
	He walks in, he's like, you gotta stamp my hand for what?
	I'm just hanging out, I like the pizza.
	I'm hungry.
	These guys are making Stelfer look positively normal.
	So, Chris Cuomo, his former producer, was arrested for luring a nine-year-old.
	Oh, good.
	Well, girl in this case.
	So, baby steps into sexual training.
	This is after...
	Arriving at Griffin's Vermont home, the nine-year-old girl was directed to engage in and did engage in illegal sexual activity.
	Griffin began working at CNN in 2013 as a producer for Cuomo on New Day.
	You know, this actually brings me to this is obviously terrible and depraved and these people
	should be buried beneath the railroad tracks. But yeah, this is still when you understand
	the relationship with Cuomo and some curious coincidences.
	All right, so you wonder like, it seems like now every everywhere you throw,
	you know, a stone or an AR-15 bullet, there's a pedophile.
	Yes, there is.
	Yeah.
	And you can't swing a dead pedo without hitting another one.
	You can't you can't swing a dead pedo or a skateboard.
	Nope.
	I was going to clip one.
	They just look at the resumes at CNN and they're like, well, you see under hobbies, water skiing, golf, oh, and herding minors.
	You're hired.
	Yes.
	Look at this.
	Welcome.
	Well, you know what?
	You know what I appreciate?
	Is your openness.
	You could have hidden this, but you're brave.
	This says I'm bold.
	I'm here.
	I don't think that's what it says.
	Yes!
	Go get her.
	Couldn't be any more bold if you took a poop right on my rug.
	Oh, you're doing it.
	I'm not asking you to, but please do.
	But please, don't be shy.
	I want you to feel open to be yourself.
	We have no secrets here!
	Can my secretary get you anything?
	Maybe whiskey?
	Milk?
	A nine-year-old?
	It's a little girl elf from the Santa Claus.
	Bring in hot cocoa.
	I hate these people.
	Free reign at a child's morgue?
	Anything?
	Anything?
	Well, you know what, we'll settle that later.
	We'll call it, we'll file those under options.
	So, 2009, but they don't vest yet.
	Just coffee?
	Whatever.
	So, Chris Cuomo, here's the thing, in 2019, this isn't just, like, the producer's short.
	That's, okay, you can say anyone can make it through screening, I guess.
	You know, I mean, especially at the CIA.
	But, you know, Chris Cuomo himself said that we shouldn't be concerned Now when we're talking about Epstein, you gotta stick to what is common sense on these things, alright?
	Don't get buried in legalese, don't follow the finger pointing, and please don't get caught up in the intrigue of who has been friends with this guy.
	Who cares?
	Let's take a look at the facts of what we know about how it was handled, okay?
	Yeah, I love it.
	He's like, don't get bothered with... there was a sex island.
	Right, yeah.
	There's no sensationalism required.
	Don't be distracted by the finger-pointing or shockers and what's going... where they're saying the thing.
	Just let's look at the facts.
	He had a sex island with minors, okay?
	And some of the most powerful people in the world flew there.
	I think that that matters as well.
	No, no, Stephen, Stephen, don't worry about people going there.
	No, don't look at the list.
	Listen, that's not important.
	It's strange how it's handled.
	But then they found the one picture of Epstein and Trump who happened to be at a party together.
	Yeah.
	And they wouldn't stop showing that picture.
	Isn't that interesting?
	It's strange.
	It's like, don't be concerned with who his friends are.
	Except Trump, who's not his friend.
	Hey, didn't Bill Clinton fly on that plane like 26 times?
	It wasn't that much.
	Yeah, he's getting that last punch.
	27 and you get a free kid.
	He had the up-in-the-air Granites credit card.
	So, here's the thing, too.
	He attended a 2010 Chris Cuomo.
	By the way, that's just an admission of guilt, what we just saw.
	Yes, exactly.
	It's insane.
	Let's not bicker about who raped who!
	Don't look into it.
	Do not look at page four of his black book.
	Do not.
	Do not look under the letter C. Could be anybody in it.
	When all is said and done, I want you to look at Fredo as your old dad.
	Right.
	Dumbass.
	That's why it pissed him off so much.
	He always signed the guestbook as Fredo.
	Yeah.
	They're on to me.
	Just a marinara smudge.
	There.
	There you go.
	So he attended, Chris Cuomo, a 2010 movie screening that Epstein was also attending.
	The party was two months.
	Keep in mind, two months.
	I want to make sure I get this right.
	Reference is available at lightupthecutter.com.
	No conspiracies here.
	Two months after Epstein was released from prison after serving time for sexually abusing minors.
	So two months.
	After that.
	And his wife was also in one of Epstein's address books.
	So you've got Chris Cuomo hanging out with him, going to movie premieres with him, two months after he's been released, his wife is in the address books, and he's telling you live on air, let's not worry about who may or may not have spent Thanksgiving with them.
	It's, let's just look at the facts.
	Well, I'm looking at the facts and the facts are pointing right back to you, but I'm sure that's just a curious
	coincidence.
	Now here's the thing.
	If you actually don't think that it's a curious coincidence, smash that like button right now.
	If you're on YouTube.
	If you think that maybe there actually is something nefarious there.
	Right.
	Family child rape.
	Just smash that like button to let your voice be heard.
	So do you, I mean, it's an honest question.
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	No, but put these things together.
	He goes to the people at CNN, he talks to them about what happened.
	Why are you wasting my time?
	I know, yeah.
	You really do, huh?
	Yeah?
	The answer's still yes.
	Okay, what's the question?
	Too bad the movie wasn't the Dark Knight premiere in Denver.
	But he was dressed as the Dark Knight on the island.
	He's like, I'm not the pedophile you need.
	The one you deserve.
	It's like, I swear, Mr. Cuomo, I won't tell anybody!
	SWEAR TO ME!
	I'm gonna walk away from this for 60 days because I legally have to.
	Yes, exactly.
	I'll be back.
	I'll get out of that chair.
	I'll be back.
	Also, I need a 100-meter yardstick from every grade school.
	I just wanna... I don't like using a tape measure, so I want one long stick.
	Wouldn't that long stick be hard to... Listen, I want it on my desk by Friday!
	Excuse me, I have... Make it happen!
	I have some neighbors to meet and I plan on giving them a pie they will instantly throw away.
	Yes.
	And that's probably because I'm going to do stuff to that pie, because I have no self-control, and I don't have access to the island.
	What do you ask of me?
	I'm not a monk!
	He gave us a cherry pie with a hole in it.
	Well, yes.
	What is your question?
	What do I think?
	No, I was gonna say, like, do you think... So, I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop with more information.
	I have no idea what it is, but you've made a pretty compelling case here that we might see something else come out that's much, much worse.
	Look, and I will say, there is more with Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein than just that picture.
	Yeah.
	However, at one point, Donald Trump did kick him out of Mar-a-Lago.
	Yeah.
	Now, to be clear, they try and take this video and go, look, there's Trump and Jeffrey Epstein pointing at cheerleaders.
	It's like, that's not That's not perverted.
	You can say that that's maybe objectifying, but that's actually, that's natural.
	You would want, you want a man to be sexually attracted to full-grown cheerleaders so that they aren't attracted to minors.
	That's the most normal thing Jeffrey Epstein ever did.
	It's why cheerleaders exist, almost.
	It's kind of their purpose.
	For people to look at them.
	I always find a woman like, what are you looking at my ass?
	Uh, yes.
	Why?
	Because you're showing it to me.
	It's your job.
	You're doing the splits on a pyramid of other girls.
	I was distracted.
	I'm sorry.
	Why are you looking at my breasts?
	I wouldn't if you didn't have them on a platter.
	They look like a butt on your chest, and I was curious.
	My eyes are up here.
	I know, but your tits are right there.
	They're right there, and they're out.
	That's a good thing.
	I don't care about your eyes.
	It'd be like me, just having one ball out of my fly.
	I'd be like, are you looking at my balls?
	You'd probably be like, yes.
	Why?
	Because that's what you're showing me.
	But I'm also showing you my face.
	Yeah, but I'm primarily concerned with the singular ball out of your fly.
	That's more interesting.
	What color are my eyes?
	I don't know.
	Black, if you don't let me stop looking at your titties.
	I deliberately went low on that, guys.
	The color on my eyes.
	Irrelevant.
	I repeat.
	Irrelevant.
	I don't know.
	Blue?
	Green?
	Shut up.
	Stop talking.
	Are they be quiet?
	Yes.
	Are they nag nag nag?
	Hold on.
	Before we move off of this story, I want to go back.
	That headline was new to me.
	I didn't realize that.
	So this producer paid a mom $3,000 to fly her 9 and 13-year-old daughters so that they could be properly trained.
	Yes.
	So it's not just the 9-year-old.
	It's a mom being paid It made me want to punch the mom.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm not sorry.
	No, don't be sorry.
	Parents are selling their kids to people like this.
	That's nothing new.
	I know it's not.
	It's sad.
	This industry just chews people up and spits them out.
	It's awful.
	It's disgusting.
	It's unbelievable.
	I cannot believe that there are people like that in this world, and yet I know that they exist.
	And that's why they want to act as though there's rape culture across the country.
	No, it only exists in the entertainment and media.
	It's the same thing, right?
	Entertainment, media, industrial complex.
	Washington DC, you could add that there.
	When you talk about the rape, the sexual assault, you look at the casting couches, you look at the most powerful people in the industry, There is a disproportionate percentage of people who are sexual deviants.
	It exists in the entertainment industry, and they want you to believe this is the gaslighting.
	No, no, no, it's Red America, right?
	If you go out there, you're going to hear the banjo from Deliverance.
	No, no, no, no.
	It's every week that we come out with, and these are only the ones who are caught.
	Right, yeah, exactly.
	I mean, would you even be comfortable just around someone who you knew had a history of sexual interaction with children?
	Look at them at that point.
	They were still flying on his jet like it was Southwest for a long time.
	They didn't even have the self-awareness because these people didn't fear they would be caught.
	That's the issue.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That's 100% true.
	The largest human trafficking event in the United States every single year is around the Super Bowl.
	Every single time.
	Yep.
	And when it was in Dallas in like 2011, when they had a snowstorm come through, they said that that actually pretty much cut most of it out because we had ice for the first time in Dallas in a long time.
	What, those sex slaves couldn't brave the cold?
	No, apparently not.
	Yeah, come on.
	You've braved enough.
	No, but it was a blessing in disguise.
	Yeah, I know.
	It was like, thank God, because I had no idea I was talking to somebody.
	Why in the Super Bowl?
	I don't know, it was in Detroit too, same thing.
	Yeah, it's always been known.
	I don't know why that is.
	It's people with money and power and nobody tells them no, and that's what happens in Hollywood.
	Money, power, fame, nobody tells you no, and so you just keep going.
	That's why I'm like, oh yeah, secular humanists, yeah, worship yourself.
	Do you see what happens when you worship yourself and nobody ever tells you that there's something good or bad or right or wrong?
	Do you see where we end up eventually?
	Isn't watching the Super Bowl exciting enough?
	No, exactly.
	You're like, oh, I got tickets to the Super Bowl, but I got something else.
	By the way, I know that you completely lied.
	The Lions haven't been to the Super Bowl.
	No, no, they played there.
	Oh, really?
	Well, they had to toss you away.
	No, no, they played at the field.
	The Steelers played there.
	The Lions were not there.
	No, no.
	Then they left the field and went into their locker room like, where are the bags?
	I assure you, if there's a Super Bowl, the Lions will not be there.
	That's a safe bet.
	I don't know if you saw yesterday's game.
	Not unless they show up to protest.
	No, and this also ties back to the pansexual furry in space.
	Look, when you, and I had someone describe this to me, and I want to get to the gas prices in a little bit, and I want to get to the economy and the lies from the media, more so about how the media is lying to carry the water for former Vice President Biden.
	But I had someone I asked, who was actually more conservative, lesbian.
	And I asked this person, I said, look, can I just ask you, I'm kind of confused.
	And she said, well, what do you mean?
	I said, OK, so you're a lesbian.
	Yes, I said, so you don't like men at all?
	She said, no.
	You find them, she said, sexually just like you would probably with a man.
	Right.
	So sexually repulsive.
	You know?
	And she said, yes.
	So you like women?
	Yes.
	So you like women, like you like women, right?
	Okay.
	So I am attracted to the femininity, all the splendor that is woman, but you date women who wear plaid shirts and shop at Orvis.
	I don't understand.
	I don't understand how you like women, but you're banging a lumberjack.
	In other words, I like women.
	And I didn't, and she goes, well, you know what, what happens is, this was a conservative person.
	She said, once you sort of break down those sexual barriers, you realize you're free to love who you want to love.
	And I said, well, then why don't you just love a guy?
	She's like, well, that's not happening.
	Meanwhile, you're dating a Danny McBride character?
	Yes, exactly!
	You're dating someone with a hockey cut from the 1980s?
	Is that Mario Lemieux?
	No, no, no, that's Elizabeth.
	Could have fooled me.
	But once you break down those barriers, you know what?
	That's true.
	Once you break down any kind of norms, Once you say it's all the same, now the pedophile, the MAP is the term they're trying to use now, Minor Attracted Person.
	Well, there's an equivalency between that and pansexual furry.
	Does anyone want to actually act?
	So in one instance, they're normalizing pansexual furry going to space, but then some people are still trying to say, but this is a bridge too far with the producer at CNN.
	Well, why?
	Is it because they're nine?
	Should it be at 14?
	Should it be at 12?
	Why is one Beyond the pale, and one totally okay because they dress in a costume and identify as male, female, and are bisexual, gay, lesbian, or straight, depending on the day.
	There is no longer even a thread of logic and there's no longer a thread of natural rights at this point that man and woman go together.
	I mean, do you understand that these things are all related?
	You can't just totally break down the barriers of normality.
	Oh, by the way, remember safe sex, healthy sex?
	Well, that's out the window now.
	What do you think's happening when you're banging someone through three layers of felt?
	I think if they send a petto into space, though, it should just say Acme and be litten by Wile E. Coyote.
	Send them into space and just like with a few pencils just pop pop pop.
	Pop it and watch their head go boom, turn into Mr. Mackey in space, and we'll all have a good laugh.
	Yeah.
	This looks more like a missile than a rocket ship.
	Just get in.
	Yeah, get in.
	Enjoy your trip.
	This is Bezos, right?
	So this is Blue Origin.
	This is him trying to get everybody to not pay attention.
	I made a penis rocket.
	Yes.
	I'm a billionaire.
	It looks like a phallic symbol.
	It's like, oh, okay.
	I guess rockets naturally do, but you don't have to, like, go with it.
	You didn't have to put balls on it.
	Leaned into the design.
	Pedophiles delight.
	Ooooo.
	Pedophiles delight.
	That was good guys.
	No problem. Thank you.
	I am ashamed that that is, but you know what?
	It's the news.
	Oh no, they also work for the news.
	Yes, that's true.
	They also control the news.
	Think about this!
	You would be more offended at someone like me, the left, the liberals watching right now, you'd be more offended at someone like me commentating on the news than a pedophile running it.
	We will find no common ground.
	Nope.
	Okay.
	In case you missed it, former Vice President Joseph R. Biden.
	Ruins everything he touches.
	Like Charlie Brown.
	Everything I touch turns to ruins!
	So, before we move on to how he's been trying to manipulate the press, give me a quick list of just his lowlights.
	Some of his lowlights include inflation at a 40-year high.
	40.
	Southern border, the encounters have doubled in 2021.
	Yikes.
	Oops, that's not a good thing.
	That's a party.
	Not good encounters.
	Botched the Afghanistan withdrawal, according to some people.
	It's a crappy country.
	You know, the people that are still over there fighting for their lives.
	Forced vaccination, but that's not going to happen.
	I see it as a free vaccination.
	That's not.
	I'm just being fair and balanced.
	Yeah, well that is fair and that is balanced.
	My joke!
	Just a few of the things.
	Yet according to the media, this man, and we wonder why the media is... I noticed a shift where they're trying to say, ah, Biden's not getting fair coverage.
	They believe he's the most persecuted person behind Gandhi, Jesus, Joan of Arc, and pansexual furries.
	It started out, for Biden, fairly favorable coverage the first few months of the year.
	The last four months, however, Biden has been... Looks like the guy from House with an abscess.
	...where Donald Trump was, or lower than where Donald Trump is, in terms of media sentiment.
	It's not bias, it's the actual words we're using.
	It's the wrong tie, isn't it?
	We are as negative as a collective media.
	You're still doing it!
	Hold on a second.
	Hold on a second.
	I just want to make sure.
	Trump at a time when he was trying to overthrow democracy and I think that's a tremendous
	indictment of our whole industry.
	You're still doing it!
	Hold on a second, hold on a second, I just want to make sure.
	Did he just say that they're being harder on Joe Biden than they were on Donald Trump?
	Yeah, I guess by not asking them questions it makes it much more difficult for the president.
	Is his brain scrambled from banging all the nine-year-olds?
	Is that what's happening right there?
	Yeah, I think so.
	More on Biden while he was also diminishing Trump at the same time.
	The good thing is we have the tale of the tape here.
	All references available, link in the description, lotorthcreditor.com.
	Of course, they were all very cordial towards President Trump, remember?
	The question a lot of people are asking, although a lot of people think they have the answer, is, is the president a racist?
	That dossier alleged that Russians had a so-called pee tape of prostitutes that Trump had paid to urinate on each other and his bed in a Russian hotel suite.
	I have that, honey.
	Mr. President, that's enough.
	Mr. President, I may ask on the Russia investigation, are you concerned that you may have indictments?
	I'm not concerned about anything with the Russia investigation because it's a hoax.
	That's enough.
	Put down the mic.
	Mr. President, are you worried about indictments coming down in this investigation?
	You are fake news.
	We don't have the luxury to take a back seat as this man is arrogantly marching us towards
	fascism.
	That is the President of the United States.
	That is the most powerful person in the world and we see him like an obese turtle on his
	back flailing in the hot sun, realizing his time is over.
	So, he's a big dumb-dumb and I hate him.
	You know he just had obese turtle on its back on the brain.
	Well.
	Oh yeah.
	Yeah, you watch Breaking Bad and he's like, ah, what happens if you flip the thing over?
	If we were to do an MRI, they put him into the MRI machine, he'd come out of that tube like, it's nothing but fat turtles on their backs, what are you doing Anderson?
	It's nothing, it's just, I can't see anything but the obese turtle!
	He just saw a stelter slip on a wet floor.
	Yes!
	Like the Brotherhood Christmas Story.
	I can't get up!
	I can't get up!
	I'm too straight to get up, guys!
	Help.
	It was Tapper pulling a Tonya Harding to get Cuomo's slot.
	What about his back?
	So here's what's funny is Biden must have agreed that he wasn't getting good enough treatment from the media cronies because he sent out a team, allegedly, to persuade newsrooms to give him better coverage.
	Oh really?
	So this comes from Oliver Darcy, one of the worst people in media by the way, and he wrote, the White House, not happy with the news media's coverage of the supply chain and economy, has been working behind the scenes trying to reshape coverage In its favor.
	And it didn't take long.
	Here's what's funny.
	The good thing is we have the timeline.
	It did not take long at all for the most lackey-ish of the lackeys to fall in line.
	Here is Don Lemon gushing, I should say, just more so elated over the dropping gas prices.
	Big economic relief for millions of Americans who have been dealing with soaring energy prices.
	Cost of the pump finally easing off.
	With the national average for a gallon of regular falling to $3.35, that's the lowest since October.
	The lowest since one month!
	Now I can feed my kids.
	The government is forecasting gas will drop to $3.01 by January.
	Oh, it'll only drop to double what it was?
	This is hilarious.
	Buy after the holidays in Merry Christmas.
	I love how, even in trying to sell it, he's like, the lowest since October.
	That's one month.
	That was December 7th.
	Yeah, by the way, he goes, ah, that was not us.
	We did not put a sound effect on that.
	That was him.
	Yeah, and he looked through a window at Gay Black Orgy and he had, somewhere in my memories.
	Oh boy.
	He does that and looks at the options.
	You can mess with a lot of things.
	Yeah.
	But you can't mess with gay blacks on Christmas.
	That's right.
	He thinks something different than we think.
	I have a very gay black Christmas.
	Direct hit!
	So here's the chart they're showing to show you the gas prices.
	Yeah, they're going down.
	Now here's the chart zoomed out.
	The exact same chart.
	Oh, budge.
	That's not like a 10-year chart.
	No, it's not.
	That's like a year and a half.
	That's like a year and a half.
	Let's do it again.
	Let's show the chart he's showing.
	One month.
	Look at that.
	One month.
	And then here's the real chart.
	I think it's like a 13-month chart.
	That's from September of 2020.
	That was because he had his pool boy under his table like Police Academy.
	It's like Bitcoin from the day it was invented or Amazon stock.
	Literally just starts going up the minute.
	Does he care?
	Trump loses the election. Oh yeah. And again this just shows there can be no objective. Do you think
	for a second that Don Lemon actually believes that gas is at a more affordable price right now,
	that this is more fair? Of course not. Well does he care or even notice? No. He doesn't drive himself
	The following words, he's like, it's down to $3.35, and I'm like, $3.35?
	Really?
	Like, that's low gas for you?
	That sucks.
	Do you understand?
	And by the way, it'll be down to $3.01.
	It only cripples families.
	Yeah, that's like the big headline, $3.01, and I'm like, so you're still getting screwed, and you're loving that?
	Yeah, I preferred it when Donald Trump was president, and it was closer to $1.00.
	Yeah.
	But why not just say $2.99, like, you know, everything does to make it sound like it's less than it is?
	Because he can't lie that badly.
	That's awesome.
	You can't lie when Don Lemon has standards.
	Yeah, that's true.
	Very low.
	How about do a better job, Joe Biden?
	You want better coverage?
	Do a better job!
	Well, you know what?
	Listen.
	Tomato, tomato.
	That's too much.
	No.
	Too much to ask.
	Here's Jim Cramer saying that Joe Biden has created the strong... This guy, by the way, someone just needs to... Can we get Gallagher to hit his head with a mallet?
	We should.
	Because this guy's always hitting... Jim Cramer is always hitting stuff with, like, children's toys.
	I guess that's his gimmick.
	When he's a soundboard thing.
	No, but he has a guy, he's sitting there, he's like, hey, you guys gotta buy Tesla!
	He throws a wooden plane that he got at Dave & Buster's.
	He's throwing it on the camera lens.
	Oh, yeah, he's like really hands and he's throwing it on the camera lens. Oh, oh, oh
	Okay, so apparently this is the show financial advice Whoopee cushion.
	Yeah, whoopee cushion.
	How does this work?
	Self-inflating.
	He said this is one of the strongest economies he's ever seen.
	To me, we have the strongest economy perhaps I have ever seen.
	See that number this morning, the unemployment number?
	It's the best in years.
	It's not the best in 69.
	We've all spotted the endless help-wanted signs, the housing and apartment shortages, the tremendous demand for goods and services.
	A marvel to behold.
	Oh, people are talking about their jobs.
	I say fantastic.
	And the ability to even get better ones if they want to.
	They're spending more than I've ever seen, but they're doing it with cash, not on credit.
	They're doing so in a Roaring Twenties style.
	Okay, shut up, shut up, shut up.
	A couple things.
	First off, if people are doing it with cash, it's because the government gave them cash.
	By the way, you're welcome.
	We're still paying taxes throughout all this.
	And he just said lowest unemployment.
	That's just a lie.
	It's a lot!
	I tried to see where he was getting it from.
	The unemployment is still higher now than it was pre-pandemic, period.
	And even without including this, though, we have a 45-year labor participation low.
	Wow.
	So in other words, that unemployment should be way lower than it is.
	It's still higher than pre-pandemic, and fewer people are looking for jobs or entering the workforce than ever before.
	I feel like I'm also in Bizarro World.
	Did you hear what he said?
	1920s!
	Yeah, right at the end there.
	What happened at the end of the 1920s?
	The worst depression the world has ever seen!
	It's the 30s.
	That's a problem!
	Okay?
	Yeah.
	I'm just saying, why would you say something like that and not go, wait a minute, wait, this actually led to the world almost dying!
	Yeah.
	I'm cheering it on!
	Isn't he the guy that tells you what stocks to buy?
	Yes!
	Oh, I hope their windows don't open on that floor.
	I don't understand!
	He's the kind of guy who would try and kill himself in a garage with a Tesla.
	Yeah, there you go.
	So pissed.
	Why doesn't it work?
	Put his mouth on the exhaust of a battery.
	Sweetheart, run the Dyson!
	I gotta get this moving faster!
	It's a little buzzy, it's like when you... Get the George Foreman drill!
	It's all so clean!
	I will never... Why would you buy a stock from that guy?
	I'll tell you what's going up, you don't know.
	I don't want to talk to you no more.
	You know what I'm buying?
	Gold.
	Things that go up when the market crashes.
	That's true.
	Not necessarily.
	Gold is not necessarily the safest hedge.
	Bill Devane.
	But it's one of the most predictable.
	Bill Devane told me silver.
	And I listened to Bill Devane.
	I'm interrupting you on purpose with Bill Devane.
	I'm more of a G. Gordon Liddy guy.
	Well, that's only fair.
	I'm gonna have more catheters than I know what to do with.
	I know what stocking stuffers will be getting this year!
	My old ones never could get clean or dishwasher safe.
	One of them broke and now I can pee around a corner.
	Maybe I have to blow the crud out.
	I've had my manhood right angled because of Gerald Stockings.
	This headline from the New Republic might say it all.
	It says, is criticizing Joe Biden a danger to democracy?
	Nope.
	Is it?
	But now there's no difference between CNN and North Korean media, just to be clear.
	Or Canadian broadcasting, CBC.
	Or China.
	China, yeah.
	Or the BBC.
	The BBC, too.
	Gosh, media really sucks in other countries.
	For as much as people bitch about the corporate media, it's like, well, at least you have options.
	Right, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Exactly.
	RT.
	Not anyone else, though.
	And this reminds me, too, a lot of you may not remember this, so this, a lot of people now will be saying, oh, I'm seeing CNN, like Joe Rogan just said this recently, like, I feel like CNN used to be facts, and now, no, look, I remember when this man, Andrew Breitbart, I sat under him, under his tutelage, and at this point in time, it was actually from a Slate writer, to give them credit, but Andrew Breitbart really brought it to the forefront, under the Obama era, there was something called Journalist, was the scandal.
	Yeah.
	It was actually this group of journalists who conspired on how to attack John McCain's campaign after he chose Sarah Pailin as VP, and they were sort of sending out talking points, people from the Obama campaign.
	You guys can read about it at loudearthquieter.com.
	This is back during the Obama campaign, so pre-2009 to be clear.
	People who were involved, Ezra Klein, you know, Vox, Matt Iglesias, Jeffrey Toobin, Apparently he had more time on his hands.
	Chris Hayes.
	So there was never a point that this media was unbiased.
	This is something I want to see die.
	And you know what?
	Comment below.
	Did you actually buy into this lie that Walter Cronkite was a journalist?
	Did you actually buy into this lie that Brian Williams was a journalist?
	Did you actually buy into this lie that Dan Rather was a journalist?
	Barbara Walters?
	Take your pick.
	Take your pick from any of them at any point.
	It was always incredibly biased.
	You just didn't have shows like this, shows like Ben Shapiro, podcasts to call them on their crap.
	And so I hate it when people say, let's return to the golden era of journalism.
	It's a lie.
	It never existed.
	But it's a lot harder for people to accept.
	I hate it.
	Yeah.
	tell you this, you were fooled. You were fooled. The reason that the Biden administration feels
	so comfortable reaching out and demanding this is because the previous administration,
	former vice president, when he was there, as he is now, under Obama, they would reach
	out and say, hey, make sure you give us this coverage. And people would get mad at, think
	about this for a second, they would get mad at Donald Trump right there when he was talking
	to, I believe it was Acosta, where he goes, it's a hoax, you fake, excuse me, okay, you
	fake news, everyone knows you're fake news, everyone knows you're fake, stop, put the
	microphone down, and people would get mad at Donald Trump's reaction, but here's the
	truth. It cannot be about the reaction, it needs to be about the truth.
	The initial action.
	The lie.
	Jim Acosta was talking about the Russian collusion hoax.
	It was a lie.
	But the media would go, lie, lie, lie.
	Look at the reaction.
	Whereas right now, they don't even hit Biden with the truth.
	They go, hey, best unemployment.
	That's a lie.
	They lied to hurt Donald Trump, and they will lie to help Joe Biden.
	It is that simple.
	It's what they've always done.
	You can go back, remember when Ronald Reagan died?
	When Ronald Reagan died, there were so many in media and in the entertainment industry who were shocked to see the country mourn him.
	Yeah.
	I remember just there was this disconnect where they were like, well, you know, he was president.
	So I guess it's sad, but it wasn't.
	And then they saw all of these Americans.
	This was America's president.
	It just goes to show you how out of touch the media was back then.
	And I think this all really came to a head for people.
	We really started to see this happen with Obama.
	We started to see the media just praise and praise and praise and praise, and I think that's one of the things that motivated Donald Trump to say, look, you guys have to see this.
	If you don't see this, you won't have a country.
	Right.
	This was one of his primary messages, like, you're being lied to on a daily basis.
	They're doing it because they don't like you, they don't like what you stand for, and they don't want the America that you grew up in.
	These people would feel more at ease in a spaceship with a pansexual furry.
	Than they would with you in church.
	Which by the way, I think actually we have more footage right now of the pansexuals in space.
	Well, they were just saving money on a set at that point.
	We shouldn't be paying for that.
	No.
	At least somebody's getting off.
	Well, they own the rights.
	I'm just glad that they're enjoying their trip.
	Yeah.
	It's gonna be on Prime later, so.
	Yeah, well, I hope they enjoy their trip, too.
	It's gonna be on one of the Plus channels?
	Is that everything now?
	It's gonna be on LGBT Month.
	Plus.
	LGBTQ++.
	Pride Month.
	The channel?
	Pride Month.
	Learn about black history.
	They're like, I don't need to watch 12 Years a Slave or Roots again.
	I watched 12 Years a Slave in the theater and I was like, boy, am I uncomfortable.
	Everybody, did you ever try to watch Moonlight?
	I tried to watch it.
	It was sent to me, yeah, for like the screeners.
	Screeners, yeah.
	It's pretty rough.
	Yeah.
	That girl's Lupe whatever, she's quite the dish though.
	I was watching Glory on a plane.
	Love Denzel.
	That was fun.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	You remember when all those white people died to try to end slavery?
	Hey, that's what I liked about the movie.
	Teamwork.
	You know what I watched with... I know I'm going off track.
	Sorry.
	I was watching... Teamwork, yeah!
	Teamwork makes the dream work.
	That was what the unions was all about.
	There's no I in slavery?
	There's no, yeah.
	I was watching the movie The Bone Collector last night.
	I was in it.
	Oh, yeah.
	Were you?
	Yeah.
	As an extra.
	Wait, for real?
	I think you're thinking of a different movie.
	We shot it all in Montreal.
	No, Bone Collector with Angelina Jolie and Ginger Washington.
	Yeah.
	You were in it?
	As an extra.
	He was the bone on the train track at the very beginning.
	Yeah.
	So were my parents.
	Yeah, we paid for our vacation on the train.
	Nice.
	Oh yeah, well it's not a bad movie.
	It's not bad, no.
	No, but I was watching and it's like it's Denzel Washington, Angelina Jolie, and I was like, oh yeah, no one cared about the race thing then.
	No.
	It was a nice callback.
	You got Al Bundy in there.
	Yeah, it's like Ed O'Neill was in there.
	And he's great in it.
	I love Ed O'Neill.
	Yeah.
	I was just thinking, it's just so different now.
	It is absolutely different.
	They'd be forcing all the stuff together, and it's like, this is a movie of a completely mixed demographic, but it was just who was best for the role.
	Yeah.
	So describe to me what it would be now, Dave.
	Give me Angelina Jolie's backstory this time around.
	Oh, this time around?
	Well, she's a lesbian.
	She's been abused by her father.
	There's no doubt about that.
	What about Denzel?
	Well, he's a paraplegic in the movie, so now it would be wrong not- Which is absolutely heartbreaking because he can no longer have sex with felt rabbits.
	That's true.
	So now they wouldn't want somebody who's non-para to actually play the role, so they'd have to get a real para to be- Fire Denzel!
	Yes, Denzel Howard.
	Okay, what about the villain in this movie?
	I mean, what's the backstory there?
	Well, I think he'd still be the white guy.
	Yeah, I think he'd still be the white guy.
	You know, hey, Steven, you don't have to- There would be the prequel, The Velveteen Rabbit, where you would just have sex with it.
	Yeah, you would not have to reshoot the ending.
	No.
	Nope.
	That's totally normal.
	But he would be blamed for being a white guy.
	That's the reason.
	Same thing with Fallen, where Denzel's a good guy.
	I'd still be the white guy.
	Yeah.
	Time is on my side.
	Yes, it is!
	Yes, it is!
	That's creepy as hell.
	Very creepy.
	You're like, oh, it's a white guy.
	Yeah, that's probably the creepiest part.
	He's gonna show up and do my taxes.
	I'll get a great refund.
	It's Silverberg!
	The glory is hard to watch on a plane when there's passengers around you and you're like, sorry about that.
	Arbat!
	Or Roots.
	They just see that good plane and you're like, oh boy.
	Stop flying Spirit, Dave.
	They don't have TVs.
	No, Spirit doesn't have TVs.
	There's people on board carrying them.
	With the price tags.
	What are you looking at?
	It's a floor model, bitch!
	Carry on!
	It fit under the seat.
	We're gonna have a twerking contest for the 32-inch.
	These are prizes!
	We got some headwinds.
	And we also have our own CompUSA kiosk.
	You thought it didn't exist, but actually they moved to Spirit.
	So CompUSA at the front.
	Kiosk.
	Thank you for touring Spirit.
	Seat13D has won a cricket phone.
	Yes!
	And an Obama phone.
	Shit!
	I'm on boost!
	You get points.
	This is Trevor Noah now speaking of the media.
	This all just happens to be taking place right after the former vice president reached out to media saying, hey, could you give us better coverage?
	So Trevor Noah is now saying that the only reason for the high fuel prices, but I just thought that Don Lemon said, fuel prices are really low!
	Yeah!
	The fuel prices, they're low fuel prices.
	Now Trevor Noah is saying, well, actually they're high, but it's because, and insert whatever BS excuse here, because there's not enough to meet the post-pandemic demand.
	Here is economist Trevor Noah.
	One of the reasons gas prices are so high is because America is making less gas than it did before the pandemic.
	Because people may be driving again, but that doesn't mean that it's easy for gas producers to just instantly produce as much as they were before.
	You gotta grow a whole new dinosaur and then smoosh it until the oil comes out.
	That takes time.
	And it makes sense that it's gonna take them time to adjust.
	I mean, it's been hard for all of us, right?
	Every single one of us.
	It's been hard for us to get back to normal life after the pandemic.
	Shut up.
	Shut up.
	I don't like your stupid haircut and I could hurt you.
	I'm so tired.
	We're all in this together.
	No, you are not six million a year salary for sucking.
	No, we are not all in this together and many people want out.
	I just, I am so I've had it up to here with Turbo Man.
	When these people say we're all in it together, like, it's been hard for all of us.
	No, it hasn't.
	No, it hasn't.
	And I acknowledge it hasn't been as hard as me.
	You know what?
	I was made for this.
	I'm bordering on Howard Hughes.
	I'm a recluse.
	I'm a hermit.
	I don't need to go out that much.
	People are like, how are you dealing with quarantine?
	I said, the what now?
	You mean you guys can't go out?
	But I haven't said, we're all in this together.
	Because we're not.
	You also haven't made terrible jokes.
	It takes time to grow a dinosaur and smoosh it.
	Yeah.
	Oh, silly Noah.
	He thinks dinosaurs are real.
	Wouldn't there just be a surplus of gas if no one was using it?
	You would think so.
	No, Dave, that's not... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to use logic.
	Supply-side economics.
	Voodoo economics.
	So, here's the thing.
	Yes, it is true that demand has gone up.
	Since pre-pandemic, a little bit.
	So you can say that that's a portion of the equation.
	But everything, by the way, not just gas, everything is more expensive.
	You have the Consumer Price Index, right?
	The inflation.
	The CPI rose 6.8% year over year, the most in 40 years.
	Wow, 40 years.
	So earlier, lowest job participation, 45.
	Well earlier, lowest job participation, 45, and then the highest inflation in 40.
	I think it's 39 years to be fair.
	But only if you look at it like that.
	Yes.
	Over the past year, fuel's gone up 59.1%.
	This is like the greatest hits, right?
	That's a rounding error.
	Used cars, 26.4%.
	That number's probably higher now.
	Food, 5.3%.
	That's not really important.
	You don't need to eat to live.
	Meat and eggs, 11.9%.
	And shelter, 3.5% increase.
	Which doesn't sound like a lot.
	Hold on.
	But shelter usually costs a whole lot more money.
	So in raw dollars, that's a lot.
	That's an absolute, that's a lot of money.
	But at least BlackRock will just, they'll be making away like bandits.
	And then we'll just declare everything a human right, right?
	Just raise the cost, just raise the cost of everything and say, well, it's a human right.
	Look, people can't afford meat and eggs.
	It's a human right.
	People can't afford internet.
	It's a human right.
	People can't afford gas.
	It's a human right.
	That's what you've seen happen across Europe.
	And I don't know if you know this, prices have actually gone up as well in these countries.
	So inflation, we get more inflation.
	Well, I myself enjoy the new McDonald's $99 value menu.
	Yes, absolutely.
	By the way, for anyone watching the video of the show, and if they were confused, the Trevor Noah clip, it said it was 9-10-2019.
	That was actually from November 16th, 2021.
	Oh, wow.
	It said 2019?
	Yeah.
	Oh, okay.
	Wrong date!
	Somebody's getting whipped at dates.
	Admonish them back there.
	Admonish them back there, quarterback.
	And by the way, a lot of people don't understand, like you say, you make everything a human right, or you just, you know, UBI, or you just give people cash handouts.
	That's a big reason, by the way, that everything is becoming more expensive.
	Yeah.
	If you have people, for example, you know, um, and this is overlay L1 there, uh, token island.
	Cash handouts artificially decreases a worker surplus, increases demand, and so then they have to pay more.
	And people say, well, why don't you pay a living wage?
	Look, it's no longer even about $15 an hour, because you can get a $15 an hour job anywhere in this country at this point, so long as you have...
	Are you alive?
	If you can do this like a fly, you can get a $15 an hour job.
	If you have a pulse right now, you can get a $15 an hour job.
	If a pedophile can work at CNN for four years, I'm pretty sure you can find yourself a part-time at Dunkin'.
	You know how you know this is not sustainable?
	Joe Biden is doing it by giving free cash away and asking the Congress to give away more, right?
	Trillions of dollars in other plans.
	Donald Trump did it by making the economy actually work.
	Right.
	That's a totally different thing, Mr. Kramer.
	Well, they don't want this economy to work.
	No.
	They want the government to be able to give you more so you can be dependent on them.
	That's how you ultimately just beat people into submission.
	It's like an abusive relationship.
	The more you convince them that they cannot do anything without you, the more you convince them that they need you, and you do it for a long enough amount of time.
	And just like if you have an abusive relationship, an abusive spouse, who cuts out friends, who, oh, I don't like this person because they're giving you a different opinion, if you cut out On Facebook, on Twitter, on YouTube, on Google, of course, on all of mainstream media.
	People who say, actually, this isn't good.
	You can go out and do this yourself.
	You can live the American dream.
	Eliminate those voices and tell them, no, you can't.
	No, you can't.
	You need us.
	When they say, yes, we can, they mean, yes, we, the government, can.
	And if they convince you of that, then it becomes Stockholm Syndrome.
	That is absolutely what they're trying to do.
	This is actually more pimp logic.
	It is.
	Which is, you get exactly what I give you and we keep 100%.
	Yep.
	I mean, that's essentially what it is.
	It's just to create a bunch of subservient, low-IQ people.
	Former Vice President Joe Biden, or his son, gotta keep his pimpin' strong.
	Presidentin' ain't easy, mama!
	Presidentin' ain't easy!
	Biden can't move like that anymore.
	No, he can't.
	What are you talking about?
	He would throw his hip out.
	Big presidents bend in G's.
	Yes!
	Also, by the way, all this free money creating a massive labor shortage.
	10.4 million job openings in the U.S.
	compared to 6.8 million openings in November 2019.
	Now, I know you mean it, more openings is a bad thing.
	That means fewer jobs are being filled.
	Last month, employers only added 210,000 jobs.
	That's the fewest in half a year.
	They expected more than twice that, Wall Street.
	Jim Cramer.
	Hey Jim Cramer, what happened to your squeaky mallet?
	Yeah.
	So many times they've missed.
	All you had to do was take a knee and not do anything.
	The vaccine had come in.
	You were about to win, Joe Biden.
	And then you showed up.
	People got real mad at IHOP.
	They did.
	Just pointing that out.
	Why are people mad at us?
	Oh yeah!
	Because they put up a sign that said, like, we, uh, because of, you know, Biden, basically.
	Our food sucks because of Biden?
	Well, what happened to us the last 20 years?
	Now where am I going to go to not eat pancakes?
	I know, it's not, it's the easiest place I've ever boycotted.
	I was like, oh, I did it by eating there once, but it took a sign for you to do it.
	What's next, Bob Evans?
	Oh dear, no.
	How about Perkins?
	No!
	The three that are left?
	Hey, there's one right by Notre Dame!
	You be careful!
	Arthur Treachers!
	That Perkins!
	Oh my lord, just don't take my Tim Hortons!
	I don't know what I'm doing!
	Boy, I do love Timbits.
	I will celebrate if you take away Tim Hortons.
	Why?
	Timbits?
	Because those pricks up north have to pay!
	So, this is another claim they're trying to make here about oil gas prices.
	Again, you have to look at, they always say, look at the holistic approach.
	Nuance is the word the left uses.
	In this case, it's not nuance, it's just the aggregation here of facts.
	All of these are relevant because if you just look at it in a vacuum and say gas prices are, well, they're good, they're the best in a month is Tom Lemons.
	When you say gas prices are bad, that doesn't tell the whole story.
	You look at prices for everything is bad.
	And then employment is bad.
	Labor force participation is bad.
	But to go back to the oil prices, and as someone who lived in Quebec, a lot of people don't know this.
	Quebec is bordering on just effectively an all-out socialist province.
	I experienced this quite a bit.
	They want to vilify OPEC.
	So these policies have led to And gas prices increasing.
	But of course, you have Trevor Noah, who I don't know why he's discussing anything in the United States.
	His country is absolutely awful.
	How about you get your own house in order?
	And by that, I mean, make one city, any city livable.
	So they're saying that OPEC and Russia are restricting supply, which is what's driving oil prices higher.
	Now, if America isn't making enough oil to keep up with demand, then why doesn't it just buy more from the rest of the world?
	Well, it could, but it turns out the people who control the oil in the rest of the world, well, they just don't feel like sharing.
	This crisis is really not being driven up by the demand on the horizon.
	It's really more about the supply.
	Oil producing nations are actually constricting the supply a little bit because they're trying to recoup their pandemic losses.
	There's a cartel that controls the price of oil internationally, and that cartel is called OPEC.
	OPEC, the biggest oil producing nation, aren't increasing the amount of oil they release into the global economy.
	So as demand rebounds in the U.S., Americans are paying about $16 more to fill up their tanks than a year ago.
	President Biden recently appealed to OPEC and Russia to boost production, but received a flat no.
	Wow.
	They received a flat no.
	There's no balls!
	I was saying, he has no balls, that's why.
	Well, that's true.
	I was going to say something else, I'm going to be careful.
	Let me be really clear.
	If the United States was simply continuing to do what it did under Donald Trump, Russia OPEC could not be less relevant.
	It's a non-issue.
	Doesn't matter.
	Why?
	Trevor Noah said himself, 2018, the United States became the world's largest producer of oil.
	September 2019.
	The United States became a net exporter of petroleum for the first time on record.
	Wow.
	And then stopped.
	So here's the thing, even if you believe that everyone should be driving their Priuses, which by the way is a shitty car, it's like riding a shopping cart with batteries, and I don't know when everyone and anyone who cannot drive had a meeting behind our backs and decided you were going to drive in a Prius, but we give you at least two lanes of swath because of how awful you are.
	So I don't care if you drive your Prius, I don't care if you use one square, Right, like Sheryl Crow, where after you've wiped your ass you look like a mechanic who's been working in the shop for 20 hours a day.
	I don't care if you do all of those things, we're still using oil at this point in time in history.
	You think we're better off getting it?
	From across the globe, where by the way they have to come over on tanks, and the BP oil spill is nothing compared to the spills that happen every single year on these barges, just to be clear.
	You just don't know about them because they often happen in the middle of the ocean.
	Not to mention a lot of these countries don't have the same EPA standards that we have here.
	But mainly, the most important thing, I don't give a rat's ass if every seagull on the shore bathes itself in Crisco, for all I care.
	I want cheap gas energy and I want it to be made here in the United States.
	One of the best reasons is because we're getting a lot of it right now from, let's see, really nice world players like Russia, who every time we give them more money seems to take over another country.
	It's kind of weird how that works.
	And also your favorite place for women's rights, Saudi Arabia.
	Those are places that I thought you hated.
	Yeah, they can power their cars, women just can't drive them.
	No, no, that's true.
	But they can do the work to make sure that they can get hit with them.
	Yes.
	Ah, well.
	I mean, that's just a safety thing.
	Depending on the day.
	Yeah.
	They get some things right.
	So Biden's first day, first day, killed the Keystone XL pipeline, just to be clear.
	That would have brought 800,000 barrels of oil per day.
	Also suspended more drilling leases in Alaska.
	So keep in mind, this is in the context of the United States was a net exporter of oil in 2019 for the first time ever.
	That's better for everyone in the world, by the way.
	Biden lifted However, contrasting with what he did with our own pipelines, lifted sanctions on Russia's Nord Stream 2 pipeline, which by the way makes them a key player and of course emboldens them as it relates to Ukraine and that whole sort of geopolitical, I don't know what you'd call it, brouhaha, hootenanny, whatever you want to say.
	He wants to be friendly.
	You know, in other words, look, what does it take for you to realize that this is political expediency?
	You can't say, okay, we want to reduce our dependency on any sort of fossil fuels and petroleum, so we're going to ban all these pipelines in the United States, we're going to stop this, we're going to stop fracking, which is cleaner, which is safer, but we're going to open it up for Russia abroad.
	I would have more respect for him if he tried to play, but the issue is he's a bully.
	What do I mean by that?
	It's very easy when you can, with a pen, stop a lease here in the United States.
	You can stop a pipeline here in the United States.
	A pussy can do that!
	But if you have to stare down Putin, you have to put your foot down, you can't.
	So what you do is you bully American workers.
	You bully American companies who are trying to create, produce, export oil because it's easy.
	You're picking a fight you know you can win because you have the power of the pen and the government.
	You don't have that same power over Putin.
	It would require more of a fight.
	It would require that you actually have some balls, bite down on the mouthguard, and swing for something that matters.
	It is because this administration, they are cowardly in the face of international intimidation, and they are bullies when it comes to the American middle class.
	Does that make sense?
	Absolutely.
	And we're going to see that.
	By the way, if you live in the country that's about to be taken over by Russia, just change
	your flags, Ukraine.
	Just go ahead and change them now.
	Yeah.
	It's an easier path.
	Yep.
	So because you're not going to be a trans flag.
	Don't depend on us because right now.
	Nice.
	We're just going to have teleconferences and say that there's going to be severe.
	I mean, we'll send you to bed without dinner.
	I just hope there's one Ukraine.
	He's like, OK, OK, calm your jets.
	I'm going to change Ukraine.
	OK, Ukraine flag come down.
	And we put up Russian.
	Oh, it's Putin with penis on face!
	How did that?
	OK, I go to Gulag.
	Worth it!
	I really hope they do stuff like that, please.
	So, let me just give you a couple of quick.
	New EPA methane regulations are going to cost small oil producers $600 million a year.
	Biden's budget plan will increase taxes on the industry by over $120 billion over the next 10 years.
	November propane prices are up 34%.
	For all Americans out there, if you need to heat your house, I don't know, do you have a gas stove?
	And in rural Minnesota, it's up 60%.
	Remember when they said net neutrality, this is the whole reason to help people in rural areas without broadband?
	I don't know.
	More important than being able to watch pornography, you would think would be heating your home in rural MINNESOTA!
	No, you'll just freeze to death.
	But you'll have good internet.
	Enough porn, you'll be nice and hot.
	Yes.
	Stop it.
	Rosie Teague, like that CNN producer.
	Yes, indeed.
	John Kerry, he's also pushing banks to stop financing fossil fuel companies.
	Good.
	Yeah, I know.
	But because they want to push, here's the thing, they want to push companies to building more electric cars.
	Okay, okay, let's say, okay.
	Okay.
	Right now.
	Well, we need it, we need it, we can't have fossil fuels, any of these, because we need to build electric cars.
	Okay, so we don't have them yet.
	That's correct.
	How are you going to build them?
	You've already punished the energy that would be required to make them.
	Why do you think Elon Musk, effectively the George Washington of the electric vehicle, left California, where these policies exist, to go to Texas?
	How are you going to build the electric cars?
	I think I'm going to be an electric car mechanic, because all I have to do is go, yep, it's your battery.
	That's the problem.
	And then order a new one for them.
	Yeah.
	It'll be three to six months.
	Just pull it out from an RC car.
	Hold on, I got a bunch of these.
	A remote.
	But you'll only be able to turn left.
	Are you sure it's not something else?
	Yeah.
	There is nothing else.
	I'm sure.
	Right.
	It could be the fire that was on your battery.
	Ah, yeah.
	Wow.
	Tomato, tomato.
	And by the way, let's say you find a way to build the electric cars with wind turbines and sun.
	How are you going to charge the electric cars?
	Uh oh.
	We're just, we're not there yet, and all of the innovations that have actually taken place as it relates to cleaner energy have been in the private sector, not at the end of the barrel of a government gun.
	Okay.
	Solyndra, you know.
	And here's another thing, in case you're doubting what I'm saying, all references are available at lateralcredit.com.
	Biden's first comp, was it comptroller is the role?
	Comptroller, yeah.
	Comptroller nominee, Saul, I want to get this right, Saul Omarova.
	She's going to be overseeing the banks.
	Well, this is what she said.
	Now, let me repeat that.
	certain troubled industries and firms that are in transitioning.
	And here what I'm thinking about is primarily coal industry and oil and gas industry.
	A lot of the smaller players in that industry are going to probably go bankrupt in short order.
	At least we want them to go bankrupt if we want to tackle climate change.
	Right. Now, let me repeat that.
	But just so you guys are she said we want to go bankrupt if we want to tackle climate change.
	Hey, okay, while we're bankrupting people, you first, bitch.
	How about that?
	File chapter 11, and I'll start using one square.
	You know, if we just kill all the people from killing the economy, climate change won't kill them.
	That's true.
	Worked like a charm with Venezuela!
	They can't find any toilet paper squares, and they're dying!
	Well, there's just too many people for the toilet paper, so you gotta get rid of the people, not increase the toilet paper.
	Right, exactly.
	Yeah, I mean, that just makes perfect sense.
	Yeah, it's about supply-side economics.
	What, are you gonna supply more toilet paper?
	No, you kill more people.
	No, we can't do that.
	We can't spare a square.
	You cannot spare a square.
	Or a human at this point, apparently.
	I mean, who am I?
	A Rockefeller?
	Come on, please.
	Spare a square.
	Who is she talking about are the small players in the oil industry?
	There are plenty of them.
	People don't realize it.
	And again, this is a perfect example of the only players left are the mega billionaires.
	That's what I assumed was only there.
	Yeah.
	Well, and by the way, there are quite a few companies that have to give some nice political contributions to make sure that they stay in favor.
	Well, of course.
	Yeah.
	That's, you know, because everything's awful and corrupt.
	Here's another Noah clip saying there's nothing Biden can do, I feel like this is almost redundant, can do about gas prices.
	So the big question is, what can be done to lower gas prices?
	Well, the bad news for President Biden is not much.
	Wrong!
	The Biden administration is scrambling for solutions to one of his biggest political liabilities, soaring gas prices.
	Like presidents who came before him, Joe Biden has few options when it comes to combating high fuel prices.
	Resigning?
	Of course it would.
	are calling on Biden to consider all the tools available at your disposal.
	Even the extreme step of banning American oil exports, which Goldman Sachs warned would be counterproductive and
	could actually raise prices.
	Of course it would.
	The president also considering tapping the strategic petroleum reserve.
	Though industry experts have warned that would do little to alleviate the problem.
	If you ask the energy industry, they would say, well, the White House could cut environmental regulation and
	maybe that would help.
	And it could maybe for next winter, but that would take some time.
	President Biden does not have a magic wand to dramatically lower gas prices.
	And if he did, judging upon his sinking poll numbers, he would use that magic wand.
	He'd probably wave it to make a six year old appear to sniff.
	So let's just be what could he do?
	OK, he could stop printing cash to reduce the crazy massive inflation right off the bat while we're talking about gas prices with the average American.
	Roll back industry-crippling regulations, okay?
	He could allow us to tap into untapped reserves, and he could, at the very least, allow us to have access to our own energy reserves and pipelines.
	Those things would help, and the reason I say this, maybe we could get to the point of being a net exporter of oil, because for the first time in our recorded history, we did that under President Donald Trump, and we had record low gas prices, when you look at them for history, their point in history.
	Absolutely.
	He was doing a fantastic job.
	Just get out of the way, Joe Biden.
	Get out of the way.
	That's what you can do.
	By the way, if he has no magic wand that he can do anything about gas prices, you cannot, Don Lemon, go out and say the president has done a great job of bringing down gas prices, even though you're lying about how far they've come.
	Well, they can't even come together on a lie.
	That's the thing.
	One guy's like, oh, you know what?
	There's nothing you can do about these high gas prices.
	And Don Lemon's like, oh, shoot.
	I already wrote my script.
	Gas prices aren't high.
	Sorry.
	It's too late.
	And Biden's doing a great job with that!
	Yeah, Strategic Oil Reserve.
	Woo-hoo!
	Yeah, by the way, they showed some guy filling up like a 98 GMC Jimmy.
	Yeah.
	Like, every car.
	Go ask those people how they feel about the gas price.
	It was OJ filling up his Bronco.
	Yeah.
	It seems like they're killing it at life and probably just want to tell you how happy they are.
	Well, and their solution is, well, don't drive a gas-guzzling car.
	Oh, do you have a family?
	People who live in rural America or even suburban America, and some of them work blue-collar jobs or have a large amount of people to transport, minivans, full-size SUVs, pickup trucks.
	We don't all live in a giant cesspool of filth and sadness that is San Francisco and drive smart cars.
	Just to be clear.
	You don't even have a car.
	Yeah.
	You just get around by the bus or the train.
	Right.
	You don't even have a car.
	Yeah, or if you buy a car that's used because it's what you can afford, like let's say to go to your job, most of them are going to be gas guzzling cars because they're older cars that you can afford.
	And guess what?
	It's still better for the environment to buy an old gas guzzling car than it is to buy a new one.
	People don't like to talk about that.
	Still better to buy an old gas guzzling car than it is to buy a new Tesla.
	We're a new Prius!
	People don't understand!
	It's already there!
	It doesn't need to be made!
	Recycle!
	Well, it's like $3,000 versus $60,000.
	Yeah.
	Huge difference in what people can afford.
	Well, that's just for you, because it's a rapist fan.
	Well, I have... First of all, the paint job itself was three grand.
	Yeah.
	Well, you didn't have to paint over the windows.
	Well, that's part of it.
	Yeah, you did.
	And I'm on a bare skin rock.
	He painted them, he wrapped the windows in wood paneling.
	I did.
	Which was weird.
	And it is very soundproof, I assure you.
	You could have a party with CNN producers.
	It's a CNN van, you get in and you're like, why is this just... I thought those were the news vans.
	Plush as foam staples everywhere.
	This is weird.
	It's a rotating fur bed.
	Is this for rapping?
	This is odd, it looks like a studio.
	Now here's one thing too, I will leave you with this.
	I was raised, I've seen this happen.
	A lot of people say, why were you raised in Canada, but this patriotic American?
	Because I was raised in effectively what is socialism.
	I experienced socialized healthcare.
	The first video I ever did on location, one of the first Louder With Grouter installments was back in 2009.
	And I went down and just had a hidden camera in socialized healthcare.
	I went to the hospitals where I was treated as a kid.
	And I just knew that it wasn't what Americans thought.
	The same thing as it relates to energy prices.
	We came to the United States.
	When I moved to the United States, I could not believe the low cost of drug prices, generics.
	I couldn't believe the low cost of actually seeing a doctor here if you went to go see a doctor with cash.
	I could not believe the prices on most consumables at the grocery store.
	It was unbelievable to me.
	And what shocked me most was the price at the pump.
	At that point, it actually was, I think, maybe twice the amount in Quebec.
	So right now, it actually looks like in Quebec, it's $4.92 a gallon.
	And keep in mind, that would typically be significantly higher in a place like Montreal we're in.
	That's including all of rural Quebec, where it'll be much lower.
	And it's very easy to vilify the oil companies.
	And that's what everyone did.
	They were bitching, going, gas prices are so high.
	And the government would say, hey, man, don't look at me.
	It's the company, Petroleum.
	But then finally, the oil company said, really?
	You think that it's because of us that the gas prices are so high?
	They put a pie chart up on the pumps that showed you how much was paid in taxes, how much was going to crude costs, versus actual profits.
	They're like, look, we're not the bad guys.
	32% in taxes.
	If you were to cut that to half, yikes, half, That would make a huge difference for Quebecers, I was about to say Americans, for Quebecers at the pump.
	So this was, I remember actually going like, Dad, what's that?
	He's like, well, politicians are assholes, son.
	And when you go here to Esso, that was like our Exxon, he was like, when you go here to Esso or Petro-Canada, they want you to blame this guy here pumping the gas, but really it's them.
	It's a pie chart that says sorry, not sorry.
	Yes, precisely.
	So when you storm the provincial capital, It's not a thing in Canada.
	No, no.
	There's nothing.
	I mean, we still have the Queen and her money.
	True.
	There's no storming in Canada.
	There's bowing!
	Toonies and loonies.
	Toonies and loonies.
	So it's really easy.
	Look, and this is something I think a lot of people, if you're a new conservative, to be led by the nose and go, oh, evil oil companies.
	And to be fair, they do provide a lot of kickbacks to government.
	And there are a lot of financial incentives for the big oil companies, not everyone in energy.
	I just want a fair playing field at this point.
	And I want Americans to be able to do As good of a job as they possibly can, not only at work, but as a father, as a mother, as a husband.
	It's hard to do when everything is increasingly expensive and your rights just keep getting whittled and whittled and whittled and whittled and whittled away.
	If you are watching right now, smash the like button here right before we leave and leave your comment below if you've experienced this inflation.
	Helps a lot for the algorithm.
	You can watch on Rumble.
	We're going to play, I believe, Stephen Knows Sports.
	The Heisman, right?
	We're playing that on Mug Club?
	We are.
	That's true.
	I think so.
	Because they just gave that.
	They did, yes.
	Was it a black guy?
	You'll see.
	I've got it right here.
	It was a black guy.
	Alright, so we're going to play Stephen Knows Sports on Mug Club YouTube.

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