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Dec. 7, 2021 - Louder with Crowder
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Trevor Noah Is BASED on COVID Vaccine? But Wrong About Gas Prices | Louder with Crowder
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Hmm. Yeah.
Oh, that's a delicious $19 cup of tea.
Oh!
What?
That's expensive!
Gas prices.
It creates inflation with everything.
Oh, it increased tea?
That's... Well, yes.
Well, dang.
That's why we threw it in the harbor.
The part of everything, yeah.
Yeah.
Boston?
When people talk about the founding fathers and they're like, ah, you know, they would have wanted it this way.
They blew people's heads off because of taxes on tea.
Yeah.
Preface, preface.
You think they would tolerate the government coming in and taking your kids away because you didn't put them on estrogen?
Silly.
They're like, ah, this isn't worth it.
Hey!
The trans kids are coming!
The trans kids are coming!
So.
A strong, well-titted military.
Yes!
Yes!
And in every man's womb, two eggs!
Wait, what?
I don't know.
This is a weird start.
Hey, I'm just going to tell you guys, I think we might have Kyle Rittenhouse here tomorrow.
Really?
He was supposed to maybe be here today, but I think he's not.
We'll see.
Shenanigans.
Shenanigans.
But we might have Kyle Rittenhouse tomorrow.
We have a big show today.
We're going to be talking about the comparison here With the Detroit shooter.
Awful.
Terrible.
Lock him up.
Throw away the key.
Just to be clear.
But why that's being classified as terrorism and the Waukesha driver is not.
That's a little odd to me.
We'll also be talking about prices with oil, and Trevor Noah actually got something right.
He did?
Which is important.
Yeah, look, we have to give credit where credit is due.
Not even possible.
Trevor Noah got something right.
So, we're talking about all that and more, but first, we want to get into this quickly.
Gerald A., how are you?
I'm well, sir.
How are you?
You know, I'm okay.
I choked on an almond earlier and almost died.
That's true.
You banned almonds in the studio forever.
If I see one almond in this studio, I will have your scalp.
It just makes common sense.
Like a native.
We have a quarter black, totally white guy.
What's going on?
I'm not eating almonds, okay?
Good.
Totally white.
What about Almond Joys?
Trick question!
They're not allowed in here either.
Dang it!
And he's going to be performing at the Fox Theater in Hays, Kansas on February 12th at the Majestic Theater in Dallas.
When are you?
Oh, sorry, January 8th at the Fox Theater.
Quickest man on his feet, Dave Landa, how are you?
Ahoy!
How about you, good sir?
I'm alright.
I'm still getting over the almond trauma.
That was a bit much.
It turns out the roasted, he tells me, makes it easier.
Roasted is better, yeah.
All the raw foodists, you know, all the Andy Dicks of the world.
Yeah.
You're wrong.
Is that what he calls it?
That's what he calls it.
I remember he was on David Letterman one time, and Dave's like, you know, you're looking better, Andy.
Raw food, Dave.
And you're like, that's not a ringing endorsement.
No.
No.
Because you just tried to have sex with a lamppost.
You're a monster.
I thought it was broccoli.
Really quickly, too, just so you know, I don't know what's going to happen when we have Rittenhouse on this show tomorrow.
If we're ever not on YouTube, our last show is not this Tuesday, next Tuesday.
Give me the date for that token.
I forget what the date is.
Then we're taking a break for Christmas.
Up until then, and unless we tell you, if you don't see us on YouTube Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
Eastern, we are streaming.
You can go to Rumble.
You can go to Mug Club.
Yeah.
It's the 21st.
21st!
21st!
Tuesday the 21st.
21st!
Four days before.
Yeah.
Well, it's a poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every December 22nd, 23rd, 24th, but you know what?
Stop it.
Stop it with your Don't ask for anymore coal for the fire!
That was a great gift.
Coal.
Very useful.
I was raised in a socialist province, Quebec.
I don't know what the price is right now of gas in Quebec.
It's got to be close to $6.
I know they do it by liter.
It's definitely more than California.
And we had to deal with these gas prices our entire life, and inflation.
Remember as a kid, anyone out there, you know what, comment below, if you're in Canada, or if you remember, I'm 34 years old, N64 games, I remember I couldn't get Goldeneye because it was like $79.99.
Geez.
I had no idea that video games were $30.
I'm glad we were screwing you guys.
That's really expensive because they were like $30 here.
Really?
Really expensive, because they were like 30 bucks here.
Really?
Yeah.
I think it might have been like 69.99, but it might have been 89.99 with the expansion
pack.
Remember that lie?
What a scam.
Come on, Nintendo.
Even the back of your books and stuff have your goofy price on it.
You're like, why would I pay $9 more?
I don't need $9.99 for cat fancy.
I don't have that.
I'm not made of cat fancy money.
It's not gonna happen.
How am I going to get rich with this book if I'm spending money like this?
Is this the first time in your life that you've seen this kind of inflation and these prices?
I see what former Vice President Joe Biden is doing.
I see how he's blaming OPEC.
I see how he's now saying, you know what, hey, you're going to keep those oil prices down.
We're going to punish you.
I see what they're doing in trying to manipulate the energy sector.
And I just wonder if Americans are going, hey, There are empty shelves.
Hey, prices are high across the board.
Okay, great.
Gas went down by an average of three cents, but now it's going back up.
If you understand why, because I lived it for years.
It was a shock when I came to the United States!
I think when I first moved here, I was like, what gas?
What?
It's so cheap!
Well, because at first I thought it was really expensive, because we go by the liter and you guys go by the gallon.
Oh my gosh!
And they go, no, no, that's by the gallon.
It's about a third of your price.
I was like, oh!
And you guys complain about gas prices?
Because they could be lower.
I can't even open Stephen's Apostrophe Diner in Quebec without being hauled out in cuffs because of the language police.
That's an actual thing.
It's an actual thing.
So my point is, Americans who are complaining, you can shut up.
Also, today is the 80th, I believe, anniversary.
It is.
That's right.
I hate using the word anniversary.
It's the 80th day of remembrance for Pearl Harbor.
I like to think of it more where, you know, the day that started us making those Japs have to pay.
That's true.
It's where his people over here attacked us.
So Tocanawa, no meth.
When the boys came home and that guy kissed that gal in Times Square, just to be me too'd 75 years later.
It's unfortunate.
It's just unbelievable.
If they knew what they were fighting for.
I could have done a peck on the cheek, but he dipped me!
Oh no!
Alright, before we get to any of that, I haven't watched this.
Sorry.
And look, I want to be really clear.
When people say, why do you pick on fat people?
First off, no.
I've never made fun of people who are just overweight.
I want to be clear.
I have talked about... I'm almost brought to tears when I see overweight people at the gym.
And I always talk to them and encourage them.
The issue is... They're laughing?
No.
I'm sure... Come on, guys.
Dave, that was one time because the treadmill made you move in a funny waddle.
It did.
It always does.
It was a pigeon-toe run.
Yeah, it's not really... And he coos, too.
He gets out of breath.
He breathes in, he goes...
I do.
I do.
I have no idea why.
Not effective.
What's funny, it's not coming out of my mouth, my heart makes it.
Well, you shouldn't have got that force booster.
They said I had to where I can't see my kids.
Derailed the entire show already.
My issue is with the fat positivity movement where we are telling kids that it is beautiful and healthy.
It's not, and we have an obesity problem in this country, and it's even more important when you're talking about socialized health care.
That's what you're pushing for.
We do need to acknowledge something about the science, which by the way, Twitter is now mis- they're labeling as misleading and fake news the American Heart Association.
We're going to get into that.
So my point is when Twitter says American Heart Association, you're wrong.
But Lizzo, you should be offering dietary advice.
You know, the Lizzo pyramid, which is just her attempting to do a handstand in those panties, which are really more oblong than a pyramid.
Those arms can't hold that up.
It's the Lizzo oblong.
All right.
So the fat positivity movement, they now have made gargantuan strides on the TikTok.
Oh!
Oh!
Well that's not a stereotype now is it?
Not at all.
Looks like they... Looks like they tied her down to a truck.
I don't... It looks like it's holding her together.
Why though?
I mean, it looks like bungee cords.
Okay, alright.
How long is this going?
It keeps going!
Wow.
Okay, this is enough.
There was more.
Was that age-restricted for kids on TikTok?
TikTok is different.
Can you imagine how winded?
Push those to kids.
Yeah.
I appreciate her cardiovascular capabilities there, honestly.
It's impressive.
Yeah, sure.
I appreciate his upper body strength when she did the backward dip thing and he was holding her up.
Yeah, can you imagine him dipping her in Times Square?
Like, oh, we got a new manhole, so that's... Yeah, coming home from war, just like... So terrible.
He dips her, she falls, and Ninja Turtle's like, well, you ruined my junior suite!
What's going on?
Pizza dude!
Oh, no.
No, not this one.
She ate the pizza, dude.
Oh, no.
All right.
Here's something else, too, that we are going to talk about, because white liberals have to ruin absolutely everything.
Yes.
They're trying to distance themselves now from Latinx.
Yeah.
Just to be clear, this was trending yesterday because of a new poll that came out, and then on the Twitter it was trending, and you have all these prominent liberals and writers at places like Salon and HuffPost, and they're like, well, you know what, we're just like, you're just, these fake culture wars, we didn't even, no, no, no, no, no, no, get back here!
I want you to stand right next to what you try to make a thing!
You tried to make Latinx a thing, you now have to own it, and just so you don't have to take my word for it, take a look.
It's in a clip.
What happened to that googly-eyed guy?
Just not for the African Americans and Latinx whose families are torn apart.
It's awful hard as well.
To get Latinx vaccinated.
Oh, that's different.
That's a little different there.
They're worried that they'll be vaccinated and deported.
The way he says it sounds like drain cleaner.
Can you get the Latinx?
I shaved my balls in the shower.
He's talking about Hunter's hard drive.
Yes.
Not a joke.
Latinx!
And I love how she didn't know how to pluralize it.
She's like, oh, the Latinx.
Was it Latinxs?
What is it?
Because you screwed up the romance languages.
It doesn't make any sense.
Hispanics hate you.
Well, her cookbook for Mexican food is coming out.
She's one 1,064th Mexican.
Well, something about the Mayans and the natives.
I don't know.
Actually, I'm not sure that she's not a descendant from the Conquistadors.
People in the funny hats with the red beards.
I love how he says that Cory Booker too were, you know, they're hunting Latinx.
What?
What does that mean?
Can he just please go away?
He has gone.
I haven't seen him in a year.
I'm hunting Latinx.
Oh, he's still around.
For what?
He's gonna resurface eventually and say something stupid and look googly-eyed at the camera.
Yeah, he'll be pulled out of a swamp on an episode of River Monsters.
Oh, look, I caught myself a booker.
We're hunting them.
You're hunting them.
No, they work pretty hard.
They're everywhere.
I don't know if hunting... It's not hard.
It involves... And if you want to look for them, just look for them protesting and making fun of Beto O'Rourke.
They're all over the place.
Just trashing him at his own event.
I love how Biden was saying, too, that part of the punishment, they're like, they're afraid of getting vaccinated and being deported.
Like, both of them are things they're afraid of.
Yes!
You said the quiet part out loud!
Yeah, I also feel like one of those things is their concern.
Well, they're hesitant.
Why?
White supremacy.
Gotta clean the drain.
Otherwise, they're gonna create other ones after midnight.
So, we actually did this before and now it's catching some steam.
This is from a while ago, actually, a clip where we all went out to ask people.
This started from me in the office saying, I just don't think Latinx is a thing.
I think that there are things that exist in Twitter that are not real world, and then there's reality.
And I have not met anyone in real life, and certainly not a Hispanic American, who prefers Latinx.
Let's just go ask people.
And you can watch the full clip.
The link is in the description.
But this was a while ago.
Do you refer to yourself as Latino, Latina, or Latinx?
Because now they're saying Latinx is the term.
Have you heard that?
Latina.
Okay.
Latina.
Latina's good?
I'm curious if people actually call each other Latinx.
I don't know.
I'm not... I don't really use that word.
Have you heard the term Latinx?
No.
Okay.
For it to be referred to like Latinx or Latina?
Latina.
Latina?
Latinx?
Yeah, have you heard that?
No, I haven't heard of that.
Yeah.
You never heard of Latinx?
Mexicana.
Latina.
Mexicana.
I like that one.
Half of them thought they were on the Jamie Kennedy experiment.
Yeah, they had his lab.
I thought we got PC next.
Well, now what?
Well, now that's like the PC term.
Yeah, I know.
You're supposed to say Latinx.
I don't like that.
You don't like that?
I don't like that.
Half of them thought they were on the Jamie Kennedy experiment.
Well.
Yes.
So, now another poll that was released shows that guess how many Hispanic voters prefer
Latinx?
Take a guess.
Um, five?
You'd think.
Ten?
Come on.
Don't, okay look, don't undershoot it so it makes me look like an idiot.
Fifty.
It's two!
Oh, two.
Latinx got two!
Oh, they're not even fully Latin.
No, they're not.
2% of Hispanic voters described themselves as Latinx.
40% of respondents actually said they were at least somewhat bothered.
Whoa.
By the term.
And 30% even said they would probably not support a candidate who used the term.
So by all means, Miss Pow Wow Chow, please, don't let us interrupt you.
Well, it sounds like a mutant, like X-Men.
I mean, it never made sense to me.
Latin X, it's either porn or mutant.
Are you Latin X?
No, bro, I can't move things with my mind.
I got Wolverine claws.
Yeah, you know.
No, Latinx adamantium's not a real thing, bro.
You're like, actually, I have it in my chest right now.
I do.
He's using it to cut your lawn.
Man, this is efficient!
Hard times, hard times.
Let's get in storm, clean this shit up!
I can do your flatters with these in a minute.
See, that's humor, guys.
That's why it's funny, because you came up with Latinx like a bunch of assholes.
I really hope they don't watch this and stop using it.
I want them to continue hardcore on it.
Well, now they're trying to distance themselves from it.
So, according to one Latino Democratic congressional aide, this is from The Atlantic, a lot of my colleagues will advise their bosses against using it when speaking to Spanish-speaking constituencies Because it, from what they have perceived, is a creation of white English speakers.
Okay, a couple of things.
It's not perceived from white English speakers, okay?
It's not perception, it's reality.
Second, even here, when speaking to the Atlantic anonymously, when speaking to Spanish-speaking constituencies, they say Hispanic!
They all said, we prefer Hispanic!
You still can't stop tripping over your own balls!
And most really prefer American.
Yes!
I mean, if you're in America, obviously.
But yeah, that seems to be common.
Yeah, most probably don't want to be pandered to anyway.
Like, come on, just be real with these people.
Don't try to come up with something you can label them as and be like, see, I'm cool.
Especially when Pow Wow Chow Taco Lady decides that it's going to be Latinx.
Like, that's the person who's going to follow suit.
Which, by the way, Canada, the CBC, the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, just issued a guideline of terms you shouldn't use, and on there were terms like, you know, gypped, spirit animal, sold down the river, blackmail, blacklist, and powwow was on that list.
Really?
So the title of Elizabeth Warren's book is hate speech.
Wait, blackmail, a crime, can't be mentioned?
They said because it implies that black is nice.
What about Black Friday?
I have no idea.
It depends on the deals.
What about getting into the black in business?
Because that means you're actually making money.
It has to be POC male.
Yes.
Yes.
When you go black.
Our business is now POC.
What does that mean?
It's profitable.
What about that guy has a black shirt on?
It has to do with the darkness behind what it is.
It has nothing to do with skin color.
Just like a man has nothing to do with penises.
That's true.
Or a woman.
No.
Or a woman.
Oh yeah, that's true.
Nothing to do with penises.
Or.
Although that Sherman Hensley sure could jump rope at the beginning of Amen.
Am I right, Gary?
I don't know if you're right, but here's one thing, too.
You know what?
I'm just gonna come... this is something that has bothered me for a long time.
First off, the left turns everything racist, and we're going to get into the terrorism and the shooting and the running people over in a second.
And I don't mean jokes, I mean actual racism.
Look, this is something where people say, what, are you about to say that you have a black friend?
Okay, we do have Latinos who work here, Hispanic people who work here, we have quite a few Hispanic people who work here, quite a few Asian people.
And so when someone says, you're anti-Latino, you're anti-Hispanic, and you say, well, no, hold on a second.
I spend time with... Are you going to say you have a Hispanic friend?
That's actually a pretty good indicator that someone doesn't hate them.
If someone has black friends... No one in the Klan had black friends, to be clear, right?
No one who actually hates illegal immigrants, or sorry, legal immigrants, no one who actually He actually has hatred for legal Americans who are brown.
Has them as friends.
And this is what happens.
It's all about words and not about actions.
What is friendship?
Seriously, what is friendship?
It's a reciprocal relationship with someone you care about who cares about you.
Typically, friendship means that you should be giving selflessly, that you should be there for support for your friend.
If you are doing that with someone who is not your skin color, that matters more than if you use the right term or you tell a joke that offends some white broad.
So yes, it is a perfectly valid example to point to if you have brown or black friends.
You're probably not a racist.
They want to remove it just because they want you to.
Oh, that's off the table.
No, it's not off the table.
It is not off the table.
Okay?
Duke Robert Byrd didn't have black friends.
No, it's true, though.
And your friends, you know.
I think Larry Bird, every time you say that.
I know.
It's true.
And to be fair, in that video, they probably- He was surrounded by black friends.
That's right, yeah.
Opposite!
Swarmed by them, really.
Yeah.
And that video- You constantly pull him out of- You do not!
Duncan!
To be fair, they thought Quarter Black was one of their people.
Yeah.
In that video.
There was no way that they thought he was- I got in there, you know.
There's nothing wrong.
Which, by the way- Every friend of all colors, is all I'm saying.
Yes.
Black, maybe some with benefits, right?
Yeah, DJ hit it!
Yep!
I'm very disappointed that you were able to hit it that quickly.
Yeah, I don't know what that was.
That was me making it sexual.
What a sad state of affairs that he was at the ready.
Also, you're a horrible DJ.
Yeah.
You're throwing like, hey, what are you playing next?
Beep!
It's my song!
Beep!
Look, that's all we could get to write.
Or you just played everyone's hammer, they go with it, and it's like, beep!
Shots!
Oh, I guess so.
That was the original Bozo's last words.
Yeah, and then Cookie covered him with a pillow.
Oh, uh...
Oh.
It's just...
Oh.
Shh, don't spoil it.
And stole a crisp $100...
Yes!
Which he hid in the front of his shoe.
Took a while to get it out.
Had to get those Chilean miners.
Alright, hey, you can listen to the podcast on audio, Spotify, Apple, Android, for people, you know, if you're not in Rumble or Mug Club.
Comment if you've ever had people say, you're like, oh, I hang out with, I have black friends, and they go, oh, are you saying that?
It must be you're a racist.
Don't allow them to do it.
Don't allow them to do it anymore.
It's like, yeah, no, it actually shows that I'm probably not a racist.
You say things that they perceive as racist, like Latinx, and I actually, you know, break bread with them.
So maybe you're the problem, Elizabeth Warren.
Or just say, what?
No.
And see how they deal with that.
That's the other option, you know what I mean?
Make them horribly uncomfortable?
Yeah, just make the room just completely like, oh dear.
Alright.
Why would I?
I do have to address something here really quickly.
Now, I don't typically like addressing media matters, because you have a bunch of conservatives who their whole show turns into a back and forth.
I really just find them incredibly entertaining, and the fact that we know they have a Mug Club membership, it's wonderful.
They support the show.
They do.
They clip our videos.
Great advertising.
It's ironic that they go after sponsors to try and boycott sponsors, but they pay for a membership.
That's very funny.
So yesterday, and Dave just said, you just, you have to run this, because I'm about to read you a headline from it that was meant to offend you, and of course I stand by it.
Of course!
Every word.
It says, do we have the overlay first, or do we just have the, no, okay, so look.
I mean, look, the headline reads, on YouTube, Steven Crowder said, I would like to send out gangs of retarded people to, uh, lynch pedophiles.
And so I guess today for the media...
It's time for today's Media Matters moment!
🎵 🎵
🎵 🎵
Thank you!
You just did so stupid!
Pedophiles, come out and play.
Come out to play?
Apologise for what?! !
Yeah, I don't think I used the word gangs, but you know what?
I'll allow it.
That sounds even better actually.
Sounds pretty close.
It's actually not, I don't even remember saying it.
That's not a bad idea.
I just, who's sitting around going, you know what's worse than pedophilia?
The R word.
Yes.
Let's put this out there and I think everyone will get behind our movement.
I'm surprised it didn't settle on like packs or schools.
Yes.
Schools of special needs!
A murder of retards.
Lynching pedophiles.
You'll get it, eventually.
When you're a jet, you're a jet all the way!
Also, I hate that they dehumanize that.
They're the ones dehumanizing them, not you or me when we were saying that.
No, and by the way, people don't realize that special needs people are actually very often sexually abused.
It's very common because they are easily led astray.
They're very trusting.
Having worked with and volunteered with for years, and my wife even more so, special needs people, I also don't think it would be too hard to send them in the right direction, like a wind-up toy with just the rap sheet of the pedophiles, and let nature take its course.
Yeah.
God gave them extra strength.
It's true.
They're like berserkers.
For a reason.
It's true.
And we mean that as a compliment.
In the best way.
We do.
Yep.
Yes.
And the only thing is, be sure not to wear your light-up shoes when you go, because they're not good for sneaking.
A little distracting.
Yeah, and sometimes they'll slip on the roller shoes.
Yes, exactly.
No heelies.
They're very good shoes for killing pedophiles.
They're going to be so mad.
People are already upset.
Everybody has had handicapped people, mentally handicapped people in their life or in their family.
What are you saying, you have a retard friend?
Yeah, look, I'm just saying I'm friends with a lot of retards.
Retard X. Yes, please.
Sorry, sorry.
I believe it's Tardy X. Yes.
How dare you!
This is the issue!
They're more offended at words!
And by the way, retarded comes from... Arretard is a term in French.
It means slow, late to arrive.
This is something like retarded note that people talk about in music.
It's only offensive now because people have said that it's offensive now.
That's the issue!
How you treat people with handicapped special needs, mental retardation, is more important than the word you say, especially if for some reason, I don't know why, the left, please, we might even have Rittenhouse on the show tomorrow, I mean, in every case, you're not just offending pedophiles, you're pet-naming them!
JoJo.
JoJo!
They're defending them.
That's the part I don't understand.
If I want to send out gangs of people with special needs to lynch pedophiles, don't give them a heads up!
And let them make their own decisions.
If they're down, they're down.
If they're down!
You know what?
Just a few two-for-twenty appetizers might help grease the wheels.
There you go.
Don't try to control them!
Yeah!
We're not!
Come on!
We're just saying.
No, I mean them, you know.
They're crying out loud.
All the Play-Doh you can eat.
I'm kind of retarded.
It's so salty.
Did you see it's deliberately going too far to make the point?
Well, you know what?
Don't worry.
You'll be on the cover this time.
Don't worry.
Whatever you say will be over my face.
Yes, they'll say.
Yes.
Exactly, yeah.
This co-host made fun of our...
The literally best headline I've ever read.
He texted me when I was sitting at the conference table.
I have never laughed that hard in my life.
I come out and his face is red.
Like, what are you laughing at?
He goes, GANGS OF RUPTURED PEOPLE LITCHING PEDOPHILES!
THEY THINK PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE MAD AT THIS!
They took it personally, I think.
Why?
Because they're part of the gang or they're the ones who will be lynched?
My point is, if you were to play the odds, a reader of Media Matters, you think it's more likely they're in the gang or being lynched?
Probably in the gang.
No, probably being lynched.
Oh, sorry, you said Media Matters readers.
Media Matters readers.
That's true.
Yes, that's why they're like, hey, whoa, this might create a... all their readers are sending in, this might create a groundswell.
We've got to put a stop to this.
I mean, we had a special needs friend.
We'd give him cigarettes and stuff.
Now, I know that's wrong, but we still treated him as if he was one of our friends in high school.
Yeah, well, you didn't have to hand him a cigarette backwards.
Oh!
No, he smoked it straight up.
Every time.
It's like Lucy and the football.
He wanted to smoke.
What am I going to say to him?
No, you're... Where are his parents?
Okay.
No, this was in high school.
We had a special room.
I don't know anyone who actually works with special... I was there.
...if you say the word retarded.
Now, if you call someone a... a retard... Right.
...just to... and even then, I've done that too.
I'm guilty of that.
Just like people... everyone's... I don't care.
Whatever.
So, Twitter... Well, sorry.
I honestly stopped using the word for a long time just based on that, but never in my life did I ever mean it to be a mentally handicapped person.
No, of course not.
Ever.
No.
That's the part that I don't get.
It's like, oh, I thought it just meant somebody was dumb.
Yeah.
That was all we ever used it for.
It was a completely normal friend of mine that I just didn't like in that moment.
Right.
That's exactly right.
Then you hand him a backward cigarette, let nature take its course.
It was in 1960 when they were like, I think he's got a bit of retardation, let's electroshock therapy.
Yes.
Like that was the problem.
First, we're going to put him on a chair, and that's going to be dipped backwards into electric water.
We think that will get rid of the retard gene.
Yes.
By the way, five out of six doctors recommend Chesterfield's.
A smooth pull.
Smooth pull for those pregnant ladies.
Don't forget to look at the suns, love!
That's the science.
Join this baby.
Yes!
Or, as we call him, soon-to-be president, JFK, same thing.
You're on the right track.
Who loves you, baby?
Don't be afraid to have some Chardonnay with that parliament.
Uh, Twitter, this is also very scary.
Because this is, when people say it's a culture war, you're damn right.
You're damn right.
And people trying to change words and also change...
The biological, scientific parameters of what a man and what a woman is, and then use that culturally to try and remove children from their parents.
Yeah, you know what?
It starts with controlling words, and it starts with telling people, actually, rather than actions, words that offend are going to be policed, and we'll make sure that we eliminate anyone from the public discourse if you say what we don't like.
So here's what's so scary about it.
decided that they were going to put a warning label on the tweets of the American Heart Association, which said that the mRNA vaccines increase the risk of heart disease.
Now, I want to be really clear here before we do that collage.
CNN, NBC, the New York Times, Washington Post, and of course a lot of these, I don't know if they are third-party fact-checkers for the big tech websites, but all the major publications have regularly cited the American Heart Association as an authoritative source.
So here's the issue.
When people say, well, you know, authoritative sources are what are important.
Brian Stelter.
Super straight!
We need authoritative news!
Like you?
Reliable sources?
It's a... You lie in the name!
Now... News you can swallow.
Goes down sweet!
No, no, no.
Move on.
I feel a rumbly in my tumbly.
Time for something news.
So, um, just reaching into a tree, grabbing the honey, the bees are like, no, he's back!
So my point here is, they all cite this as authoritative.
They tell you that, don't listen to shows like this, who list all of our references, available at LotOfCutter.com, link in the description, right?
We just try, I'm biased, but I try to be as transparent as possible.
I don't believe that anyone out there is incapable of not bringing their own biases to the table.
Walter Cronkite?
Yes.
Brian Williams?
Yes.
Dan Rather?
Of course.
Unbiased news has never actually existed.
It's a lie if you believe that it has.
I just ask that people are honest with you.
And here's the thing, they're saying you need authoritative sources, but They're not even consistent themselves.
Follow the science.
Well, the authoritative source that you've been using for decades says the science tells us that the mRNA vaccine increases risk of heart disease.
Let's remove them from the science!
Yeah.
Remove them.
Why?
Because Fauci says they're wrong.
Okay, hold on a second.
Fauci?
American Heart Association.
Fauci.
American Heart Association.
Hold on, hold on.
Heart.
Yes.
So, it's like these people would know a little bit about cardiovascular issues.
Right.
You'd think.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Well, and the other one has no heart.
He's still waiting to get it from the wizard.
Yeah.
Everything's delayed in shipping.
By the way, do you remember when this happened, when they said you couldn't contradict the WHO, and then the CDC contradicted the WHO, like, the next day?
Yeah, that's been happening.
The label from Twitter, the American Heart Association, right, they said that the mRNA vaccines increase the risk of heart disease.
This is kind of their specialty.
The Twitter label says, warning, this link may be unsafe.
The link you are trying to access has been identified by Twitter or our partners as being potentially spammy or unsafe in accordance with Twitter's URL policy.
The link could fall into any of the below categories.
Malicious links that could steal personal information or harm electronic devices?
No.
Spammy links that mislead people or disrupt their experience?
No.
Violent or misleading content that could lead to real-world harm?
No.
Certain categories of content that, if posted directly on Twitter, are a violation of the Twitter rules?
Well, hold on a second.
Why did you list all those?
I thought those were the rules!
The next thing, or if it could be a violation of these, and that's it, or any other rules, well what's that?
Depending on what our H1 visa guy says today.
Well it's not us, it's our partners.
Yes.
Just like Hunter Biden.
We're not sure.
The Hunter Biden story from the New York Post, that gets censored.
Do you really, honestly, honestly, because I know we have some people here who are not conservative, who watch a lot, you, right now.
Do you really believe the left is the party of science right now?
Is it the party of science or the party of Fauci?
Is the American Heart—I get that I'm not a scientist—is the American Heart Association not allowed a place at the table?
Is that really where we are?
And you're going to take the moral high road?
This is terrifying.
Well, this is why we were screaming at the top of our lungs when this started and said, look, you're silencing individual doctors because you don't like their opinion.
And then you silenced Ron DeSantis when he had a meeting with a doctor from Oxford and a doctor from Harvard.
Yeah.
If those are not doctors, I get you don't like their opinion.
You literally censored his video.
A sitting governor, one of the largest states, population and economic wise, in the United States that was dealing with the pandemic just like everybody else.
And you wouldn't let him talk.
And you know what?
Really quickly, too.
This is why I always say, give not one inch.
Because early on, people said, well, those are just—remember the doctors from California who were banned?
They said, those are just some doctors.
That's anecdotal, even though they see thousands of patients, which is— The second they see one patient, that's more than Fauci history in three decades.
But people say, well, that's not really authoritative.
Then you have the VAERS system that's being reported on, right, for vaccine adverse reaction.
And then people say, well, that's not necessarily accurate.
Then you have the Mayo Clinic saying, well, that's not really accurate.
Did you really think it was going to stop at people who you just said Alex Jones or extremists?
Now...
Labeled alongside the KK is the American Heart Association.
It's the same label because it's all under this umbrella of it could be violent, it could be misleading, you decide.
No, no, no.
Twitter, how about you say?
How about you say what the violation is?
It must be so nice to be a leftist and have no accountability.
None of these shows provide any sources, any references, which, by the way, I'm not saying that to be a martyr.
I'm saying it because the reason we provide resources here, we provide the references, if you read the description, it's like a bibliography.
That's what I would have wanted, because I never knew what was truthful in the news.
I'm going, where did he get that?
That's why I do it.
They don't even think you care.
Twitter doesn't even think you want to know, hey, wait a second, what about the American Heart Association's scientific claim is false.
Yeah.
They don't even feel the need!
Well, and they think that you can't handle hearing something like that either.
Like, oh my gosh, it has adverse reactions!
I'm going to run out and do something foolish now, or not do something that could save my life.
Yeah, make the wrong decision.
Foolish?
Like vaccinate a five-year-old?
Well, don't get me swearing again.
Look, we have the trust but verify, and we got rid of the verify.
We just went to trust.
Like, oh okay, well we'll just trust whatever they say.
Right.
No, trust but verify has always been your responsibility.
Always!
With everything!
I trust the guy whose trailer just exploded from making meth improperly more than I do Fauci.
He's more of a scientist to me.
Well, I got out in time.
Was that a reference to the Watch & React clip?
No, just in general.
Also, I make meth now, if anybody would like to.
It's as easy as chocolate chip cookies.
I mean, I gotta tell you, it's surprisingly easy and surprisingly keeps you up.
Breaking bad formula works.
Tocinoin, not for you.
You don't have the enzyme that processes it properly.
Get a little meth in him and he is grumpy.
Really?
That just makes me feel... Toothless.
Perfect.
Meth makes him mean.
But you know what?
We all have our thing.
Now we're moving on here, and we're going to go back to the vaccines.
Why?
The Waukesha versus Oxford shooting.
This is another example of when the media determines what's allowed.
So, for example, if Twitter, let's say Facebook, let's say YouTube, they all say, well, it's no longer authoritative.
What happens when you go into court?
What happens when you're having an international summit with scientists, right?
Oh, well, guess what?
The American Heart Association is not allowed to be included.
That's exactly what happened with climate.
Sorry, back then it was global warming.
With global warming, they were labeled skeptics and science deniers.
Well, they're just not allowed.
By the way, the Sierra Club doesn't answer for all their false predictions.
This is what's happening now.
You're seeing, remember this, you are seeing happening right now, in 2022, what happened with any scientists who disagreed with the idea of catastrophic climate change, global warming back then, that could ultimately be solved by international government intervention.
Right now, you are seeing a carving and a trimming of people who are critical of one arm of the science.
And in this case, I think the American Heart Association is right.
Just my opinion.
But you have to decide at this point, are they allowed a seat at the table?
You're seeing it happen in real time right now.
And pretty soon, people will go back and go, well, those crazy folks at the American Heart Association, those quacks at Mayo Clinic!
Well, they act like the risk is worse for however many people running out and doing it.
Let's say that somebody does go out there and say something that is incorrect.
Maybe they do it on accident.
The risk is worse for silencing voices.
You end up in places where millions of people die historically.
Just look at history.
When you start silencing voices because you know better than everybody else, you're not very far from Germany in the 1930s and Russia kind of forever, right?
That's exactly what happens.
That's why we're worried about it.
We understand that it's dangerous.
Sorry, right now I guess I'm seeing, and speaking of Russia, there's something about the Ukraine.
Is Biden, is he on the phone with Putin?
I don't even want to give him a call.
Look at my table.
It's much longer than he is.
My table is longer than you, and you think you are currently in stand-in shower.
Yes.
Is this guy talking?
Listen!
Listen!
Put the room mic.
He poops.
I could tell you a riddle that would destroy the rest of your brain.
If a plane crashes on the border of Ukraine and Russia, where do you bury the demented survivors?
What happened to the last guy who liked this country?
Who is this old man?
Are you Tales from Crypt?
He just makes his head start shaking like a fembot.
Hey look, it worked!
He'll repeat the question.
He's trying to come down to the left side, the right side.
With this guy, it's all bad side!
You're like a hockey player who's been hit many, many, many, many times.
Many times.
That's right.
The answer is 12.
What?
That's great for a laugh.
Maybe next time we can take former Vice President Biden and put him in larger doll that is also inside larger doll.
And just tell him it's birthday cake.
Yes.
We have doll.
Plenty of doll.
Tell him he is stunt double for remake of Under Siege.
Then we send him to Ukraine.
And then we invade.
Does anyone actually think that people abroad respect this guy?
No.
I don't think anyone has ever actually been under those illusions with Joe Biden.
No.
No, it's talking to Frank Drebin in character.
I mean, other than the time that he blackmailed those people over in Ukraine.
Well, hell, he fired the guy right after that.
He committed a crime.
Yes.
He was C-Mail.
Yeah, come on.
You're gonna see Putin be like, Hey!
Hey Joe!
Don't try to blackmail me!
Come on, do it!
Do it!
Try to blackmail me!
What do you do?
What are you gonna threaten me with?
When I come to take you, your women will look away.
They always look away.
You ain't black.
You want to have naked shower fight?
Yes!
We do that in Eastern Promises.
I do it with you.
I do it with you, yes.
What fun.
So, the Oxford School shooter has been charged with multiple counts, including terrorism, here in Michigan.
Now, the Oakland County Prosecutor, Karen McDonald, said that the charges were warranted.
What about all the children who ran screaming, hiding under desks?
What about all the children at home right now who can't eat and can't sleep?
And who can't imagine a world where they're... Those are... Okay, look.
The charge of terrorism reflects that.
Two things can be in one statement, one can be true, and one it's not.
Yeah.
Of course people are empathetic to lives lost.
That's also why I believe that more people should be allowed to own guns, because there are far, far, far, far, far, far, far more, exponentially more defensive uses of firearms.
So I'm going to assume that you are operating from a place of empathy and compassion.
However, the accuracy of the term terrorism I call into question.
Why?
Terrorism is a violent act with an ideological or political motive behind it, seeking an ideological or politically charged outcome.
That's not what we saw in Michigan.
Now, I understand that the Michigan law is a little bit broader.
I'm talking about how the media has also labeled this.
The media has labeled it terrorism.
On the flip side, we have what happened in Waukesha, running people over.
Here's the deal.
There is nothing at Oxford with this shooter from Michigan.
Nothing at all that suggests He was motivated by politics, by religion.
It really seems like this was a mentally disturbed person.
There is no motive thus far.
Right.
I don't know how that's terrorism.
Now, on the flip side, The Waukesha killer in Wisconsin had very clear disdain for white people, had committed acts of violence before, and said he would commit acts of violence that would be racially motivated.
Just to be clear, we did a whole segment on this.
I'll just give you a quick recap.
He said learned N.D.
behavior, so when we start back knocking, this is Collegium H, Back knocking white people, TF, I don't want to hear it.
The old white people too, knock them, pardon my language, the fuck out.
Melanated worldwide revolution laws, legally allowing white supremacy.
Now this is something, the reason that this is happening in Oxford is they made every single effort, the media, to try and link the shooter, the kid, to his parents and his mom supported Donald Trump.
Yeah.
So there you go.
It's got to be motivated.
That must mean it's racially motivated as opposed to the Waukesha.
How many people died in Waukesha?
Is it seven?
I don't think we have the number because I know that unfortunately more people died later on down the line.
Two years of grotesquely handling the pandemic, messing with kids' heads, leaving them inside of a room and eventually having them go crazy.
I guess you could parallel that with terrorism if that bugged him a bit?
No, you mispronounced.
His mom sent a note to Trump.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, that's what it was.
Now we know.
Now here's the thing.
She had a political opinion.
Yes, she had a political opinion.
You know what else people don't like to talk about?
And I want to take this moment to highlight a hero, an actual hero, not a nurse tick-tocking.
Right.
Tate Meyer.
He's the kid who died.
Yeah.
Trying to tackle issues?
Trying to save other people?
Yeah.
Guess what?
His mom liked Donald Trump on Facebook, just to be clear.
And you know what?
This is not something that is uncommon, because morality does matter.
And the problem I have with Black Lives Matter, and the reason I think it can lead to domestic terrorism, and it's a domestic terrorist organization, is because it's wrong.
It's immoral to hate people or vilify people because of the color of their skin.
I don't think there's anything wrong Morally, with someone thinking that Biden is a better candidate.
I think they're wrong factually.
I don't think that warrants terrorism.
I think Black Lives Matter does.
I think Antifa does.
I don't think a mom saying, hey, thank you, Donald Trump, for thinking about us, the middle class.
This was in the handwritten letter.
She didn't say, get rid of the blacks!
She said, thanks for trying to bring jobs back to our shores.
I don't think that qualifies as terrorism.
I think Black Lives Matter saying, get rid of the nuclear family and get rid of white people, musicians of power, regardless.
Of how they attain them, I think that that's actually racist.
But while we're talking about this Tate Meyer who tackled, who tried to stop the shooter, we also have to look at the ideological motivation of a lot of people who stop shooters.
Now I gave you that stat before, 500,000, anywhere from 500,000 to 3 million on a given year, the average seems to be about 2 million defensive uses of firearms each year.
Contrasting with tens of thousands of homicide deaths, anywhere between 15 to 25,000 with firearms.
It's not even close.
Who do you think are the people most likely to be defending themselves, their family, and their fellow citizens with those firearms?
So Tate Meyer, we don't know his political motivation, just like we don't know the motivation of the Oxford shooter.
We do know his mom.
Likely was conservative.
And we do know, when you look at this, people who stop shooters, they tend to be conservatives or often black guys.
Black guys who've had enough.
Black guys who've had enough in their neighborhood.
What do we have?
We had Stephen Williford on here, Sutherland Springs.
How many people were killed there?
20-something people?
He was an AR.
Uh, not only an AR instructor.
Well, he was an NRA instructor, but I think he shot him with an AR-15 if I'm not mistaken.
I believe so.
I believe so.
So what do we have?
We have Kyle Rittenhouse, we have David Dorn, that officer, a black man who I don't know if he was conservative or not.
His wife obviously is conservative.
Serving his neighborhood?
James Kilser is someone?
You look at the pattern here, and what you see is, sure, okay, there are people who can go random and commit acts of violence, and if you want to attribute that to Donald Trump, that's a little bit of a stretch.
I think the Waukesha driver committed an act of violence in the name of a racially motivated crime because he said, hey, everyone, set your clocks!
I don't want to hurt white people!
Effectively, that's why I take- he said that he would, and I take him at his word.
But I also think it's important to note that, hey, there's a consistent trend.
We'll never get the numbers on this.
Who's stopping the shootings?
Invariably, when you look at these heroes.
That matters, too, if we're going to use it going both ways.
But instead, why do you think Tate Meyer isn't championed more on air?
That's an actual hero.
I don't know.
I mean, I know they put some emphasis behind what he did, but I don't think nearly enough, right?
Just like we were talking about what Kyle did.
It was like that was just an incredible thing.
for him to show the restraint that he showed and to defend himself without just shooting other people that he thought might have been a threat like we focused on this for a reason because we had evidence of it right now what we have evidence of is you guys saying that a car drove through a parade right you said an SUV drove through a parade and then we have evidence of you guys putting out something that says this guy feels like he's being dehumanized he's been made into a monster no he is a monster yes his actions made him a monster yeah We don't know anything yet.
Now, if this prosecutor knows something that we don't know, which I'm assuming that they do, I still don't know how this goes to terrorism.
Has any other school shooting been attributed or kind of... I'm sure there's terrorism.
No, there's a recent one where a guy was let on bail.
I can't remember what the... Oh yeah, what was that one?
I remember that because we experienced that live.
Remember in Fort Worth and we were watching all the trucks, all the helicopters, when there's a shooting.
Remember, it was Walden 1.
And then we said, well, hold on a second.
Why?
Well, like a fart in the wind, how did they all vanish?
Yeah, we called them, too.
Oh, then we found out what it was.
It was a black kid who went and shot a teacher over a scuffle that had happened before, and he was let out on bail.
And Elizabeth Warren didn't show up as a mother.
No.
AOC didn't fly down and cry next to a parking lot, either.
And I know a lot of people in Michigan that are, like, afraid now.
You know, they're sort of locked into their... they've, you know, shut down a lot of high schools and stuff just for the week and everything.
I really it really bothers me because if you look at it okay if you look at both these situations and I really want to say I feel exceptionally bad for all the lives lost and the eight-year-old boy who was marching with his little league team that got hit by like it just makes me infuriated so let's say if you want to look at the the guy who drove into the parade that he felt dehumanized well How do you know that this other kid who shot up the school didn't?
You look at all the rhetoric going on on Twitter telling him that he's a monster, that he's evil, you have no idea if he's being bullied.
I'm not defending him, but I'm saying we're locking people up mentally, one way or another.
Right now we're at war with each other, the country's in half, we're fighting over vaccines, where there's this constant struggle where I can't imagine being a teenager right now mentally.
It's got to be... I do feel that the media is complicit in this and I think it's why we're seeing more of this.
I firmly do believe that and I'm not excusing either behavior, it's both disgusting and the reason why the kid is...
Tate Meyer.
Tate Meyer is not being held as a hero as much is because it takes the racial aspect out of it.
Yep.
And that's the reality.
Yep.
And you know what I think is really scary, too, while we're talking about kids?
Take, imagine peer pressure right when you were a kid.
Now, when we were teenagers, there was something kind of cool about rebellion.
Now, there's peer pressure, media pressure, faculty pressure, government pressure, and it's all in one direction for compliance.
Yep, yep, yeah.
So, you're right, we are fighting over vaccines.
The problem is, kids who think independently, kids who may have, you know, read the, despite Twitter's best efforts, read the American Heart Association report, They are being vilified by their teachers, by their deans, by their faculty members, by other kids' parents, by the little league coach.
Think about that for a second.
We are telling kids, submit, no rebellion.
Why?
Because they want to make sure that everyone follows in line with the media.
They want to make sure that everyone follows in line.
Everyone used to think that when Donald Trump would be president, I remember having this conversation when I was at Fox News.
Worked there for four years.
And a lot of them thought Mitt Romney was going to win.
So I remember they said, like, you know, actually it would be bad for business because, you know, it's always being the opposition party is better for ratings.
And I said, oh, you and I don't do the same thing.
So I said, my fight isn't – I mean, if you would take the power of the White House or Washington, D.C.
over Hollywood and New York City and the media, you need a CAT scan.
The authority right now in this country.
Yep.
is it's all one and the same.
Right now you've got an unholy alliance of government, of legacy media, and now all of big tech
trying to prop them up.
The education establishment, right now we see the scientific community excommunicating.
Yeah.
Basically getting rid of the American Heart Association as though they're apostates?
Nuts.
And we're telling kids, this is the only point of view, and if you don't fall in line, you're a bad person.
So I always find it funny when people say, well, why are we fighting?
Well, because you guys are all saying there's only one way.
Look, none of us here are saying there's only one way.
We're saying there's a couple of ways, and by the way, the American Heart Association should be included in that way.
We're saying, hey, there are many ways to try and cut down on school shootings, and by the way, just stripping everyday citizens their right to carry firearms, and women, and disabled people, their right to protect themselves is not one of the ways.
So we're saying there are many ways, but some ways are preferable, and some ways aren't.
The same thing when they say with abortion, right?
They're making an all-or-nothing game the left.
And if you're a teenager, I can only imagine how difficult this is.
What if you're pro-life?
They go, You're anti-choice?
Why do you want to take control of women's bodies?
No, I'm not anti-choice.
I'm pro four choices, just not the fifth.
Motherhood, adoption, abstinence.
Chastity.
Wait.
Motherhood, contraception, abstinence, adoption.
Just not five.
Murder.
And you say it's all or nothing.
For crying out loud, Hobby Lobby, let's put this in context, provided 16 different kinds of birth control for their employees, and you called them sexist fascists because they didn't give them another four!
Go screw yourself!
Do you have any idea what that does to a kid in school when people in positions of authority are saying, no, no, no, only one way.
Our way, period.
Uh, hold on, teacher.
I think maybe there's some way that, like, I think maybe biology plays some role in sex or gender.
No!
There's only one way.
There is no science as it relates to biology or gender.
Wait, hold on, professor.
I think maybe, maybe the Second Amendment is... No!
No!
The Second Amendment needs to be stripped and we need to make sure... Wait, hold on a second, professor.
I think that maybe Maybe the American Heart Association is... No!
No!
You will comply.
The left today is the only party that has one way.
And then they blame people for fighting.
We're just going, hey, how about many ways?
One for snapping.
I'm sorry, go ahead, Gerald.
But I mean, there's a point where you're holding in rebellion so much that you just snap.
Well, and you're being pushed.
You talked about that pressure.
I have a son.
In about three and a half or so years, he's going to be going into the education system.
And this is what pissed me off so much about yesterday.
You're not putting him in a public school, are you?
I didn't say a public school.
I said the education system, right?
I can only imagine with his size, your genetics in a public school, that is a ticking time bomb.
Sorry, buddy.
That's totally your dad's fault.
No, but what I'm saying is that's what pissed me off so much.
He won't have a chance.
Think about living in New York and going, hey, you can't go on your field trip to this place because they're gonna go and do this really cool thing you've been looking forward to, but you can't go because you don't have a vaccine.
Or you can't eat dinner at a restaurant now.
You can't do anything.
How do you make a kid understand why he's being othered in that way by the government?
I'm not talking about a kid picking on him, or something that happened.
No, no.
And by the way, none of this has to do with the shooting.
We're just talking about right now a climate that we're creating, and then pointing to in an animate object, like a gun, or like an SUV.
What matters is, look, there does have to be right and wrong.
The climate we're creating makes these repercussions.
Yes!
And I would say the climate of saying, there is no right and wrong, and we're gonna blame objects, and we're just gonna vilify people who disagree with us.
Look, there's one side, like we just talked about, accountability.
Everyone here, if you ask us, will answer on any given issue whether we believe, okay, this is right or this is wrong.
I will answer you on abortion.
I will answer you on the idea of the federal government and taxes and what is appropriate.
I will answer you on the Second Amendment.
I will answer you on the First Amendment.
The issue here is we have one group of people who don't have to answer for anything.
Don't ever have to answer for anything.
Wait a second!
The guy was quoting you when he ran over people.
He was quoting your rhetoric!
So if we have to answer because a kid's mom voted for Trump, shouldn't Black Lives Matter have to answer when their very pictures and quotes are shared as inspiration for a killing?
Yes.
Call me.
That's me.
Mr. Old Fashioned.
But we'll lighten this up here because guess what?
Here's a win.
We can't get to the OPEC in energy.
We'll have to do it tomorrow.
But we'll start with it because that's tomorrow.
It's a rebuttal to Trevor Noah because he was wrong about that.
But he actually got one right.
Did he actually tell a funny joke?
No.
He's incapable of that.
He can't do that.
Baby steps left.
He commented, I'm the CEO of Moderna and vaccines, and I heard it in the next room, and I actually, I mean, I ran out of the next room into this room so quickly, there was just a Stephen-shaped cloud where I used to be, because I thought I misheard it.
Here it is.
On the one hand, almost all the Omicron cases have been mild so far.
But on the other hand, the guy who stands to gain millions of dollars from new vaccines says we need new vaccines.
If we don't make a new vaccine, this disease could be with us Ferrari!
I mean forever!
Sorry, I was thinking of something else.
Now look, I'm not saying that the CEO of Moderna is lying.
I'm not saying that at all.
I'm just saying, I don't think he's the most objective source on this topic.
What? That actually makes sense!
AYEEEEEEE WOOO
WOOO Oh, sorry, sorry, guys.
Joe Louis!
Joe Louis, it's just paupers.
Joey Louis.
Joe Louis.
I'm sorry, buddy.
Joe Louis, it's just poppers.
It's okay, buddy.
He's like, I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm getting out.
I got him.
He's like, I'm getting out of here.
Watch your words, dude.
Crowder abuses his dog by POPPERS!
Certainly does not.
Screw you guys, I'm out of here.
That dog is pampered.
That is a loving pooch who is pampered.
Oh my gosh.
Hey, you know what though?
Look, you did get one right.
Credit where it's due, absolutely.
The Ferrari joke we could have done without, but yeah.
Yes, I absolutely agree with you.
Joke in the loosest sense of the word.
Hey, Mission Control, uh, can you change the dartboard?
Cease fire.
Alright, good to go.
Well, we're running out of, uh, running out of time.
Well, it's a rotation.
Yeah, it's a rotation.
Are we showing the teaser here right now of what we're playing later or no?
I can.
What film are we doing we don't make them like they used to?
The Gauntlet.
I don't even know what that is.
We have a whole segment here, but we can't go late today.
If you're watching on YouTube, Rumble, smash the like button right now.
We also don't know what the situation is with Kyle Rittenhouse.
We'll see.
Today's show will be ended a little bit early.
Let me know if you want him to be here on the show.
Maybe some people are like, no, and I don't think anyone's going to respond.
What's wrong with you?
People do.
We want him.
We love you, Kyle.
I really am.
I don't know what I'm going to do if I see him.
I'm going to probably hug the guy.
Yeah, of course.
This has been an emotional year, not only with that, but obviously the school shooting, the SUV situation.
I just, I don't know.
You know when you reach that point where you don't know if there's any coming back from it?
Yeah.
There is.
I don't know.
I mean, I think that there's a rebound effect, but I don't think there's any coming back from it.
When people say, well, Americans mistrust institutions, I don't think you're ever going to have them.
I don't think you're ever going to Somehow trick people into retrusting CNN.
Well, no, I think that's a good thing, though.
It really is.
test like the hand has been laid out very clearly. It's a good thing except for the
death throes for places like CNN, like Twitter, when they realize, when they get
caught enough times, they are going to get desperate as Twitter's stock
continues to take a dive. You're gonna see with all of social media as people
start unplugging. You're going to see YouTube shoot themselves in the foot and
I mean this right think about it YouTube was a place for independent content
creators and now they are bowing at the altar of really just to be clear folks
and before I before we go this is this is something like this is kind of one of
my litmus tests for conspiracies and Dave and I have talked about this I
don't buy into a lot of conspiracy theories because you go all right okay
do you have any idea how many people have to be in on that yeah I mean the
janitor that's a good question you don't have time to go through all conspiracy
theories because sometimes they can convince you that when you're like wow
huh I guess that guy was out there behind tower seven with a plunger
But a good sort of test is, okay, how many people have to be involved to trick the majority, society at large?
In this case, whether it comes to the idea of biological sex, whether it comes to the idea of more legal gun ownership, increasing crime, Whether it comes to the idea of the American Heart Association's warning about heart complications with the mRNA vaccine being considered authoritative, when it comes to any of these issues, right?
And you're going, well, how many people would have to be involved to eliminate the American Heart Association?
Okay?
Less than 10.
Think about that.
Less than 10 people.
You need one person to make a call in the government, One person to make a call from Pfizer or Moderna.
You need the person who's at the head of, I don't know, I forget his name, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, it covers all of those.
One person at Alphabet, Google, YouTube.
Maybe one person at Amazon and one person at Apple.
To ghost all of it.
To make sure that you don't hear the other point of view, that you don't hear a point of view other than one.
One, the American Heart Association is not saying, oh, the vaccine is a microchip.
No!
They're saying, hey, by the way, there might be an increase of heart risks.
What did I just rattle off?
Seven?
Eight people?
Eight people in the world can make sure that you never hear that information.
How many of you, before you started watching this show, you right now, did you know that 500,000 is the low end to three million defensive uses of firearms in the United States every year?
According to the FBI.
I don't know if it's FBI, Crime Bureau, DOJ.
It depends on the year, because it's pretty tough to get that research done.
And people will blame the non-conservatives.
Actually, no.
It's because the left wanted to selectively use these loopholes to actually try and track Americans, just to be clear.
I believe it's McGrath.
Yes.
Talk about eight people.
Yeah.
Eight people.
Let's be generous.
10.
That requires one conference call.
You probably have had more people on a Zoom meeting than the people who can decide that, you know what?
We think this Biden-Ukraine and Hunter Biden story might have a negative effect on the election.
One Zoom call.
Gone.
It's not gone from anywhere.
Everywhere.
One Zoom call.
You know what?
We think that the Fusion GP, the Russia collusion, this is good.
We're going to allow this.
One Zoom call.
And we know they have summits.
I'm not talking about people dressed up in a ram's head worshipping an owl.
I'm talking about one Zoom call.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, Zuck.
Sorry, I won't take too much of your time.
Hey, you know what, let me get Mr. Moderna on here.
I don't know who's ahead of Moderna.
Let me get Mr. Moderna on here and Pfizer!
Pick up the phone!
Alright, we got you.
Hey, can we just get rid of that American Heart Association thing?
Great.
Oh, while we're at it, can we label the Michigan shooter terrorist?
Sure.
Let's just say Waukesha was a van.
Click.
It takes eight people, one conference call to make sure that you don't hear any other points of view.
That has to be destroyed.
That system, not calling for violence, that system, that consolidation of power has to be destroyed for us to rebuild.
If you want to bitch about division, hey, take your ire, aim it at the 10 people right now who are ensuring that division will be sowed for the rest of your lifetime until it gets fixed.
And politics start locally.
All right, we're going to go play.
They don't make them like they used to.
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