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Is Hunter Biden using the N-Word Racist? | Louder with Crowder

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	Hey, really glad to be with you today.
	Sorry we're late.
	We had to put together something for you as it relates to January 6th and the Black Lives Matter riots, and because there's a different standard to which we're held with YouTube, we had to do a lot more blurring.
	Everything that we show you is available on YouTube, not blurred, but, you know, we have to do it because, for the same reason that other people like Hunter Biden, you know, they can Not that I want to.
	No.
	No.
	But he can repeatedly drop the n-bomb.
	And by the way, let me just clarify.
	We're going to be talking about Hunter Biden today.
	I don't think he's a racist.
	I don't think Joe Biden is a racist.
	I really don't.
	I don't think he should be canceled.
	I think he should be canceled because he's a serial pedophile.
	I agree.
	Other grounds.
	There's levels.
	There's multiple levels here.
	Doing your best NWA impression, intercourse with kids.
	A little bit lower down in the totem pole there.
	So we'll be talking about all that.
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	Hey, Gerald A., how are you, sir?
	I'm well.
	How are you?
	Throat cancer.
	How are you, Quarterback Garrett?
	I'm doing good.
	Good.
	I'm ready to read some good texts.
	We need to make sure that you keep that hood past, because someone needs to read Hunter's texts.
	That's true.
	That's true.
	And Dave Landa, how are you, sir?
	Ahoy.
	I'm good.
	I also have a touch of the throat cancer, so I think it might be allergies.
	Really?
	I'm hoping that's all it is.
	He thinks it's allergies.
	No, mine are always like that, though.
	I always got a throat problem.
	Urine allergy.
	Yeah.
	Dave, you are such a disease.
	I like girls with diseases.
	You're what the French call... Alright, so I have a lot to talk about.
	We are going to be comparing January 6th, because obviously right now January 6th is in the media.
	I don't—insurrection means that people have to plan something together, coordinate and execute.
	I think we're getting a little loose with the terminology.
	I still think anyone who committed crimes like trespassing—if anyone actually did bring a weapon and use a deadly weapon, of course those charges should be brought.
	We don't know that that's the case.
	No guns found.
	So we'll talk about that and compare it to the Black Lives Matter riots.
	I think we need to keep this in context about Hunter Biden.
	We'll be talking about him as well.
	But first, New York Times, I believe a writer, a commentator, but she's on MSNBC, Mara Gray, said this.
	This is making the rounds.
	And I think it's a perfect sort of encapsulation of the fundamental difference of a worldview between conservatives and leftists.
	And people go, too poor to... Yep, yep.
	Yes, yes.
	I want a really clear dividing line in permanent Sharpie.
	Especially when she says something like this, that she was disturbed by dozens... and I want to be clear, when I first read this, I thought this is clickbait from conservatives.
	Outraged porn.
	Surely she didn't say that she was disturbed by the American flag.
	No, she did.
	I think as long as they see Americanness as the same as one with whiteness, this is going to continue.
	We have to figure out.
	How to get every American a place at the table in this democracy, but how to separate American-ness, America, from whiteness.
	You're talking at a table on a national newscast.
	Until we can confront that and talk about that, this is really going to continue.
	I was on Long Island this weekend visiting a really dear friend, and I was really disturbed.
	I saw dozens and dozens of pickup trucks with explicatives against Joe Biden.
	on the back of them, Trump flags, and in some cases just dozens of American flags, which
	is also just disturbing because essentially the message was clear, it was, this is my
	country, this is not your country.
	Oh jeez, I just went midget.
	Hey buddy.
	Just went full lollipop.
	Can I say midget?
	Is that a violation of guidelines?
	You're fine.
	Let me talk about this really quickly.
	This shows the fundamental difference in worldview where she said this means this is my country, it's our country, it's not yours.
	That's what she sees when she sees an American flag.
	No!
	That's you copy-pasting your exclusive racism to other people.
	People put up the American flag because they are saying, not, this is my country.
	They're saying, I love this country.
	That's what that means.
	I love this country.
	And here's an irony, too.
	I know what they'll say, right?
	They used to say, oh, defund the police.
	We love this country, but we need to improve it.
	Well, look.
	The veil is off.
	You hate America.
	We understand this.
	And I've said this for a long time.
	We actually were doing a segment, but because it was a problem because of addresses, I said if you see an American flag, if you see it at a house, they're a conservative, they're a Republican.
	Highly likely.
	It is, but we just, you know, it's tough to do at someone's home address.
	We just go and ask them.
	But I've been saying this for a long time.
	And what she is saying, I know what they'll say, they'll say, okay, you know, we love this country, but it's just, it's systemically flawed.
	And, uh, well, you know, we, so we have problems with it and, and, and you don't know what that's because you're a white Republican and you have a seat at the table.
	Hold on a second.
	That's a self-defeating point.
	Do you see what she is implying here?
	Yeah, you're right.
	A lot of those flags, I will agree with your premise, probably from Republicans.
	Maybe not all white, but let's assume because this country is majority white, probably a lot of white Republicans.
	Under a Biden-Harris administration, that means that people who have no voice at the top level right now, at the national level, right, they have a president and vice, former vice president and president.
	Yeah, there you go.
	Who are against everything they stand for and they still say this is the greatest country in the world.
	You have everything you could possibly want.
	You've gotten the people in office who you want.
	And you're still offended by the flag.
	It's just like, you know, it's such a great litmus test.
	I agree with you.
	Kind of like I agree with Democrats when they were saying, like, we can stop wearing the mask, but I don't want people to think I'm Republican.
	Exactly!
	Exactly.
	For the longest time, we were saying the masks are a political identifier.
	It's a point.
	And then you say, huh, my mask is my political identifier.
	Yes, we're saying the same thing.
	I have been saying for years, and we've known this for years, patriotism The American flag is inherently a conservative value.
	It's inherently a conservative icon.
	And now you're saying, the American flag is inherently conservative.
	Oh, right.
	Just because you've been trying to make it a synonym for white supremacy.
	So yeah, I love it when that veil gets lifted.
	Exactly.
	How in the world do you consider the American flag to be a symbol of white supremacy?
	It's the flag that unites this country.
	It's the flag that people are killed overseas just for having on their sleeve, right?
	Like, how in the world can you say that this person, and other prominent liberals chimed in and said, yes, certainly that person's probably, you know, like an asshole is what they said.
	Sorry, I'm just quoting them.
	And I think racist or white supremacist.
	I'm like, how in the world?
	No, you are for posting this!
	You're saying because hundreds of years ago there was slavery, therefore I hate this country.
	And then you have people going, you know what, right now we have a horribly corrupt administration, we've shut down our economy, we've infringed on our basic constitutional rights, and we still believe that this country is worth saving.
	That is a different worldview, folks, and it's very clear by the implication there.
	Yeah.
	Why do you think it's so much more likely that an American flag flies alongside a MAGA flag than, say, a rainbow flag?
	Look, if you have kids, let them leave.
	But I've always said this.
	If you see a rainbow flag, you almost never see an American flag on that car or on that house.
	You can't love this country and also suck dick?
	I don't understand that.
	I don't understand.
	Oh, you can.
	They just don't.
	We'll get to a clip of Barack Obama in a minute.
	I hate to be the word police, but it's not explicative, it's expletive.
	Sorry, Michelle.
	And also, this is also the same woman who said that $500 million could give every person in this country a million dollars in the Michael Bloomberg campaign when he spent that.
	So, I'm not holding her to a very high standard here.
	Well, also that rainbow flag exists because of the freedom this country offers.
	Yes!
	And I think that needs to be said.
	Fly it in Saudi Arabia!
	Let me know what happens!
	Yeah, fly it next to the, if they had one, the Hamas embassy.
	Really, it's just a hut in a great school.
	They're going to want to show you the top floor of the building and then a quick way down, okay?
	That's fine, that's them!
	You guys let me know, the best thing you can do, look, comment.
	Have you always known, don't you kind of know, if you're at a grocery store and you see someone with a flag pin, it's almost like they've drawn half the Christian fish under the air of Roman persecution, right?
	Pretty close.
	That's pretty close.
	We've always known this as conservatives, and they've always said, no, you don't have a monopoly on patriotism.
	We love this country.
	We just want to change everything it's about.
	All the things that made us unique, you know, freedom, rugged individualism, not having a systemic socialism, not having a monarchy.
	But we want to change all of that.
	We want to have an elite system and centralized government.
	Okay, well then, at a certain point, you don't love this country.
	And that's fine.
	Just say it when you're running.
	Look, Republicans, we don't have to lie when running for national office.
	You're right.
	MAGA.
	MAGA.
	It offends you.
	Greatest country on earth.
	If I have to hear another rascal flat song, or I'm proud to be an American, that's why I don't go to CPAC anymore.
	It's a little too much.
	But, they're genuine about it.
	When you run, you have an American flag, kinda.
	You kinda say you're pro-women and then say pregnant persons, but you have to hide it because you know that once you get into office, You have to admit that you hate everything this country is about.
	That is what this war is about right now.
	This war, figurative, war for information.
	If you guys have never seen it this clearly.
	Also, hey, by the way, you can follow me on Instagram.
	Yeah.
	At Lodworth Crowder.
	Apparently, I'm on TikTok.
	I do not manage that.
	I believe we have become...
	Communist Chinese representative.
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	Okay, so let's also... Oh, this is another one.
	Did you see this Kamala Harris clip with Lester Holt?
	Oh boy.
	Oh yes.
	Are you lying to me?
	Yes, I am.
	You've asked me to read the show map and I am pretending I did.
	No, I looked into the words.
	Lester Holt.
	Holt.
	Still don't know.
	I don't know.
	Is he relative to Dan Bongino?
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	The point is he could fit in anywhere.
	That's close.
	You could use him to sell any kind of attire, and I'd buy it!
	Right?
	He's just generically ethnic enough so that you can use him, and he doesn't intimidate white people.
	Immorph?
	Doesn't offend.
	Yes!
	He's a racomorph!
	Yeah, he's like one of those cars that has a hyper-color shirt.
	Yes, exactly!
	You look at him one angle, another angle.
	More of a reflective chrome.
	You guys are terrible.
	Shut up.
	Uh, so yesterday in an interview with Lester Holt, Kamala Harris claimed that she went to the border.
	Oh, come on.
	And then, and, I respect Lester Holt for this.
	Called her on it.
	Yeah.
	And she's so, here, it's not just about the fact, the sort of outrage porn you see from the right, where they go, look, look, she's wrong.
	No, it's the fact.
	That when you watch this, she is shocked that someone pushes back.
	This is the story right now.
	People in this administration, Saki, you look at Joe Biden, they are so surprised when someone pushes back.
	Like that old Kung Fu master, remember he used to have the death touch if you watch this video, and he fights the basic Chinese MMA guy, and you start doing this, and the guy just punches him once, and he's like, oh, I bleed!
	It's a great video.
	We'll show it behind the paywall.
	We'll show it for Mug Club members afterwards.
	It's one of my favorite of all time.
	Let's watch this.
	Kamala Harris saying she went to the border, then immediately retracting.
	Just quickly put a button.
	Do you have any plans to visit the border?
	At some point, you know, we are going to the border.
	We've been to the border.
	So this whole, this whole, this whole thing about the border, we've been to the border.
	We've been to the border.
	You haven't been to the border.
	And I haven't been to Europe.
	I don't understand the point that you're making.
	You're a liar!
	I know Republicans have certainly come at you on this, but Democratic Congressman Cuellar, as a border district, has said to you and the President, come.
	You need to see this.
	Listen, I care about what's happening at the border.
	I've never been there.
	I don't understand the point.
	Oh, well let me clarify it for you.
	You're a lying liar who lies?
	You guys ran on this, though?
	I just want to make sure.
	I think you're a little hazy, Kamala.
	You just said you've been to the border.
	I'm saying you have not.
	Your floor.
	Well, I've not been to Europe.
	Botswana.
	Iceland?
	Still on the list.
	I'm pretty sure she's been to Europe, though.
	Yeah, I'm pretty sure she's been to Europe.
	Kamala, we don't share a border with Europe.
	We also don't have an immigration problem from Europe.
	You're also not in charge of fixing the problem with our border with Europe.
	You are with Mexico.
	Well, not really.
	She's been put in charge by Joe Biden.
	It's more figurative.
	I thought it was a figurehead position!
	I had no idea I was supposed to do anything!
	Like, go there?
	I'm just waiting for my place in line.
	Any minute now.
	Yes, hold on a second, I have to butter the West Wing stairs!
	Oh, whoopsie-daisy, sir.
	You see Joe Biden pause every time he goes up the stairs to Air Force One and look at each step.
	Just double-check.
	She did it to me once, I'm not gonna fall for it again.
	She's slipping a 20 to his allergist and just opening bags of peanuts under his desk.
	Just gets hit with a pain can on Air Force One.
	I'm up here, you big stupid horse's ass.
	Hey!
	Hey, former Vice President Joe!
	You give up?
	Or you're thirsty for more?
	My gold tooth!
	My gold tooth!
	I have a tarantula.
	I got hit by a cicada.
	I seriously think she just thought, okay, I'll be a figurehead.
	She's basically running for office.
	That's really what she's doing.
	Think about this.
	She's mirroring what Joe Biden did when he ran for office.
	He just hit out and did nothing.
	And so she's going, all right, 2024, that's my shot.
	If I hide out, bide my time, do nothing, I have a better chance of winning because if I do anything, people don't like me.
	She's doing nothing badly, though, because people don't like her and she's still doing nothing.
	It's not working well.
	Pete Buttigieg is like, hey, how about you go out there and do something?
	Yeah.
	Post it so that everyone can see it.
	Do something.
	America should see more of you, Kamala.
	You're great.
	We need more.
	It was one of your main promises.
	That's the problem.
	Right.
	We're going to fix the border.
	Who's going to be in charge of that?
	I don't know.
	I'm going to put her in charge.
	Well, is she ever going to go there?
	Well, I don't think so.
	Probably not.
	She'll say she did.
	Oh, good enough for me.
	All right.
	It's a short flight.
	You flew over the border to go to those countries you went to.
	You could have stopped on the way back!
	You could have just looked down and been like, well, I saw it.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Yeah, she's just on her way to Guatemala.
	She's like, oh, hi, Mexico!
	Bye!
	The welcoming Guatemala.
	So let's talk about this.
	This is something that I know you have to be really careful because I even think with, like, guidelines and stuff on YouTube, you have to... I don't even know if you can mention January 6th and not say that it was the worst insurrection of our time.
	So look, let me be really clear about something here.
	Anyone who committed an actual crime on January 6th should be charged, ultimately, and convicted of that crime.
	Absolutely.
	Trespassing, obviously, misdemeanor.
	If there's actual assault, assault in many cases is misdemeanor.
	I just believe that if anyone actually brought a deadly weapon and used it, Of course we should be charged with that crime.
	You know, I just want that same standard to be applied to January 6th and the Black Lives Matter riots.
	I'm totally open to an investigation, January 6th, if you investigate Black Lives Matter and the source of the funding, because we're talking about way more dam—anyway, I'll get to those stats in a second.
	This is one of those things that I think everyone else has sort of tiptoed around, where you either have extremists who say nothing happened at all, and then you have people who say it was the worst insurrection, worst uprising, most violent event of our time.
	I don't think either of those are true.
	Right, yeah.
	But sort of like we've talked about the vaccine, the COVID vaccine, look, the standard that you have to use is how does it compare to other vaccines, not how does it compare to COVID, right?
	That's the standard when people are making these, or they're discussing the issue in the medical community, because there's a standard, right?
	You sort of have to have, okay, this is a standard bear right here.
	That's our, that's sort of our starting point.
	And I think that's what we need to do here with the January 6th incidents.
	Can anyone else agree with me?
	That's a fair approach.
	I'm trying to be as fair-minded as I can.
	But still, if you watch media, CNN, they're just hysterically covering January 6th.
	Some Republican lawmakers are following Trump's example, trying to rewrite what happened on January 6th.
	For instance, by calling the attackers, quote, peaceful patriots.
	This morning we are getting our first look at a new Senate report highlighting the significant security issues that unfolded before and during the January 6th attack on the Capitol.
	You know, as an American, I went there to advocate for For neckties?
	for necktie which I believe is necessary really to get to the root cause not
	higher of January 6th Donald Trump's role in the riot in fact Senate Democrats
	even avoided using the word insurrection to describe the insurrection okay really
	quickly look at this right now on CNN This just happens to be going on live.
	Right now.
	Right now.
	Lawyer Ryder says Ryder argues he felt threatened by hero officer Genshin's initial attraction to QAnon.
	So they're trying to associate it with QAnon.
	Look, let me be really clear.
	I'm sure there were some people there, of course, who were Look, QAnon is idiotic to me, it was so proven verifiably false, okay?
	It has nothing to do with people who voted for Donald Trump and the hundreds of thousands of people who were there who were peaceful patriots, and certainly the people who Donald Trump identified as his supporters, saying, peacefully make your voices heard.
	So, you know, and by the way, really quickly, if you have kids watching right now, I would advise you to probably have them leave the room because we are going to show side-by-side the absolute worst footage from the January 6th riots.
	The worst possible footage side-by-side with the Black Lives Matter riots and the Antifa riots.
	So I just want to warn you, it's not that we're trying to, but I don't think it's age-appropriate.
	Not a trigger warning, I just don't want nine-year-olds watching it because it disturbed me.
	Absolutely.
	They wanted a 9-11 style commission to investigate the January 6th riots.
	Republicans filibustered it.
	Yeah.
	So what, they want to do it with a filibuster?
	Yeah, all of a sudden.
	Or all of the... They were huge fans when 50-something percent, I think it was 48% of them, used it to block civil rights.
	Now it's like, wait a second, you want to block a bias commission?
	Again, I think that you could have a deal.
	If we talk about bipartisan, I guarantee you Republicans would sign on to it if you say, also, same commission to Black Lives Matter and to the rights.
	It's a deal I'd take tomorrow.
	Absolutely.
	And why do you think they're doing that, Steven?
	There are multiple investigations that are ongoing right now.
	In fact, the report that they're citing was an investigation into what happened on January 6th.
	Does anyone know the name of the officer who, the only person who killed anybody, Ashley Bennett?
	No.
	No.
	And by the way, I want to be clear.
	I'm not saying that that was, I don't, we don't even know if that was a bad shot.
	I just want to know, I want an investigation to happen to tell us here's why it happened.
	Right.
	Like every other shooting that we've had to cover over the last two years.
	Right.
	Who shot who?
	I mean, do you really need a multi-million dollar, billion dollar, trillion dollar rounding error at this point to find out one person shot somebody?
	Who?
	Because we have these reports, we have these investigations.
	It was like with Brett Kavanaugh.
	We just did an investigation.
	Well, we need another one.
	We need another one.
	We need it to take longer.
	You've done several.
	I mean, we have her saying it happened, so let's do this.
	I was like, well, they don't call it an insurrection even though it was an insurrection.
	I'm like, well, no, you just can't define it yourself.
	We're calling it an insurrection now.
	You didn't call it a riot all summer either.
	No.
	Yeah, you called it mostly peaceful while someone's grand marquee was on fire behind you.
	You said teenagers were mostly peaceful protests.
	Don Lemon said boys will be boys!
	So look, let me give you some quick snapshots here before we show the video footage, because I really think this is something that I wish was out there, and it's not.
	Again, send your kids away.
	Riots.
	Two billion dollars in property damage.
	That was, by the way, just up until June 2020.
	Okay?
	That's not all of them.
	You can't find those numbers anymore.
	Really?
	There's no updated number.
	If I were to guess, probably $4 billion?
	Yeah.
	Is this just a June 2020?
	At least double.
	The summer of love was only just getting started.
	At least double, and that was a low estimate when we're just talking about insurance claims and actually talking about what government can observe.
	Again, all of our sources are available at lotterworthcrowder.com.
	The capital damage was $1.5 million.
	That's the newest estimate, down from the original estimate of $30 million.
	Just to keep clear, with the Black Lives Matter Act, the estimate went It went to maybe half a billion, a billion, two billion, and they stopped.
	And now with the capital run, it goes 30 million, 20, 1.5, and it stops.
	Just look at the trends.
	Again, we have to compare the two of these to be fair.
	I have a number here, actually.
	So the Black Lives Matter rights costs in June 2020, 1,333% more.
	Ah, so that's a lot more.
	You could say more.
	Black Lives Matter, over a thousand officer casualties.
	Casualties includes severe injury and death.
	Capital, only one person was killed, Ashley Babbitt, by an officer.
	We don't know about it.
	I'm not even saying it was an unjustified shooting.
	I don't know.
	Other four who died, including Sicknick, who we were told was beaten in the head with a fire extinguisher.
	Well, that's not true.
	Died of natural causes.
	And Epstein didn't hang himself.
	Yes, and Epstein did not hang himself.
	Can we say that on here?
	I think we can.
	I don't know what we can say, but look, the footage will just go out for 12 minutes and 42 seconds.
	That's true.
	Wonderful standard.
	That was a mostly peaceful response.
	Nothing on Hunter Biden on CNN.
	Of course nothing!
	Never.
	Don't you remember when they found the computer?
	There wasn't any coverage either.
	So what?
	Look, this guy has sex with kids.
	You know what?
	You say illegal, I say fun time with a niece!
	So, and here's something you'll also never see, okay, Black Lives, before we get to what you see, the destruction, and there was destruction on January 6th.
	Yes.
	Not anywhere near 1,333% less as of June 20th, but... Well, the people that got in were ants at a picnic, and I'll say it.
	Right, yes.
	Here's something that is important to note.
	Most of the people were let in willingly.
	A lot of people don't know this because they'll never show you this.
	Now, this is, in other words, it's more so the equivalent to people who break through the gates at like, you know, at a Led Zeppelin concert, at a Van Halen reunion, right?
	Because they're trying to get front seats.
	They're allowed in that venue, but they're trying... So they were allowed in the venue of the Capitol.
	We need to be clear about that.
	Doesn't mean that once they're in there, they didn't then, of course, break the law.
	Right.
	But that's very different from, remember, anyone who lives in a city?
	Remember all the doors were barricaded?
	Wood panels over every single window?
	Very, very different from that, and all right, come on in, just, you know, don't get too rambunctious.
	So, let me show you this.
	As a matter of fact, just as a perfect example, even, you'll watch this clip, even the QAnon shaman says, let's keep it peaceful, and you see a Capitol officer, I believe black, say, hey, I don't agree with you, but I respect your right to do it, as they walk right past.
	Wow.
	Let me know if you've ever seen this before.
	Roll clip.
	Police are squabbling with protesters.
	Oh, there we go!
	Yes, they're being waved on.
	And they just reached the Capitol again.
	Hey, Cap!
	Hey, Cap!
	Here's where the guy says it.
	Watch.
	You can disagree with it, but respect it.
	Respect it.
	The insurrection had door guys and a metal detector?
	They got lustrous.
	...and cooperate peacefully like our First Amendment allows.
	Gather more Americans under the condition that they will come and gather peacefully to discuss what needs to be done to save our country.
	Show us no attacking, no assault.
	Remain calm.
	We're not going to assault.
	We're going to be heard.
	Everybody, this must be peaceful!
	This has to be peaceful!
	We have the right to peacefully assemble!
	Now, is that just the guy's voice, or is he permanently doing a Grover voice in character?
	It's definitely, it's a little bit of, uh, what was the trashcan guy?
	Oscar?
	A little bit of Oscar, yeah.
	We have to peaceably assemble!
	It's almost like, uh, like, uh, what's it, I just forget, Bruce Wayne ordering a coffee.
	Sorry, like a soy latte.
	Oops.
	I don't have the mask on today.
	It's in the eyes.
	Should I just say that?
	It's all that guy's fault, let's be honest.
	It's all that guy's fault.
	If that guy didn't show up with his dumb horns, we wouldn't even be talking about this.
	That's the least surprising thing about him is his voice, by the way.
	And my point is, you can say that someone who is there, who is invited in willingly by the Capitol officers, saying, everyone, we need to make our voices peacefully heard, do you really think it's white supremacy to call that person a peaceful patriot?
	That was basically a guided tour by a Seth Rogen lookalike.
	Yeah, and then one of the people in politics said, I can't remember the guy's name, but he said it looks more like a tour.
	He was pointing to that kind of video.
	Right.
	And we'll show you video of other stuff that was going on.
	So I want to be clear.
	So now this is the footage that I want to show you because this is something that the media will not show you.
	Footage side-by-side here of the worst possible footage we can find from January 6th.
	This actually came from the House impeachment managers, just to be clear.
	I wanted to find the absolutely most severe footage of January 6th so you can see the worst of it and juxtapose that with just some footage from the riots that took place over the last year because we couldn't fit it all in.
	And I just want you, and genuinely, the best thing you can, you know, comment below.
	I don't, look, people have blind spots.
	If I have a blind spot and we think that these are actually comparable and that the January 6th riots deserve 10 times the air coverage.
	Some people have estimates as high as 20 of these riots.
	Let me know.
	Kids, leave the room.
	Here you go.
	January 6th.
	Summer of Love.
	USA, USA, USA, USA.
	USA, USA, USA, USA.
	USA, USA, USA, USA, USA.
	USA, USA, USA, USA.
	Come on, stay with me OG!
	Oh gee, come on, stay with me, oh gee, oh gee.
	Top security shot at those people in the Jeep after they ran into the barricades here.
	So there's another group they're meeting with there and then they'll be moving in a few minutes so be ready.
	Take the clip out and put it back in.
	No one's gonna like me walking here.
	Thank you.
	Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
	Woo!
	Woo!
	Go, go, go!
	Oh gee, come on, stay with me, oh gee, oh gee, stay with me!
	Stay with me, stay with me, OG.
	Stay with me, OG.
	Come on, OG.
	Come on, OG.
	For those of you who don't remember, that was Officer David Dorn, black man.
	Yes.
	Now, I'm not saying all off—sorry, I have to have a lozenge in my throat here right
	Michael Douglas.
	I'm not saying that all officers are heroes, but certainly an off-duty one who showed up to help his community and stop someone else from being robbed.
	That was Officer David Dorn.
	For people who don't remember, because we have such short memories, that was a long-time police officer in Missouri.
	Black man.
	His entire life.
	Who created and ran programs to help underprivileged youth.
	And he showed up that night because a friend called, whose shop was being torn down, I
	don't remember if it was being burned down, and looted.
	Looted, yeah.
	And he was shot dead in the street.
	And there's a lot of that.
	There are a lot of deaths at the rallies over the summer.
	And they're undercounted, but you're still looking at dozens.
	All sources available at lateralcrypto.com.
	So just one thing.
	Haven't seen it anywhere else.
	You guys let me know.
	Hey, if I've got a blind spot, if January 6th is... because statistically it's not.
	No.
	But if it feels worse in spirit, great.
	Well, you're not excusing the people that acted up at the insurrection.
	Of course not.
	No.
	We're condemning them.
	Exactly.
	There's any ambiguity about our statements.
	If you broke the law on January 6th, you should be arrested.
	You should be tried.
	And if you were guilty, you should be convicted.
	Sorry.
	And if you were committing arson and serious felonies over the course of really this entire year, adding to the $2 billion in damages just by June 2020, likely $4 billion now, you should also be arrested and not catch and release.
	Yeah, and we were begging people over the summer.
	We were begging our leaders and politicians in these communities to say, hey guys, stop what you're doing.
	Begging you!
	And you wouldn't even acknowledge that this was going on.
	You wouldn't even acknowledge that there were officers.
	That one in Chicago with a lady is being dragged by her hair into the mob to be beaten mercilessly and the cops around him are trying to grab her.
	Yeah.
	It's just, it's bone-chilling.
	And we were saying, guys, you've got to say something to stop him.
	What did Maxine Waters and Kamala Harris and everybody else do?
	She was on her own.
	She was gone on her own.
	They encouraged it.
	They said, of course they're going to be in the streets.
	They're going to get louder.
	Kamala Harris, she said, this is the new normal.
	Yeah.
	It's going to continue and it should continue.
	By the way, that's the same lady who just said that she had been to the border.
	Just to be clear.
	She flew over it.
	Same liar.
	She just said, it's good to not be flying spirit.
	She looks like a stewardess on Spirit.
	Yes.
	Doesn't she?
	Yeah, where the answer is always no.
	Before you're like, hey, could I get a- no.
	Angry.
	Could I just get a water?
	You can get water in my ass!
	Okay, I'll just have nothing.
	Okay.
	So, let's go to Hunter Biden now.
	Sorry, I know we have to change tone, but I wanted to... Yes, it's quite a shift.
	Yeah, I know, but look, it's important to do.
	Hunter Biden, and this is like... It is important.
	It shouldn't be a... Should it be a national story?
	Not necessarily.
	The story here is that nobody cares on the left, whereas remember there were rumors once upon a time that maybe Donald Trump had said the N-word in one of the Apprentice outtakes.
	That may be the reason that Bezos tried to get the rights I don't think either of them are racists.
	Yeah, so this is why it matters because there are rules for thee and not for me to be clear
	I do not think that hunter Biden or Joe Biden Do we all agree? I don't think either of them are racists.
	I think they've accidentally I
	you you
	oh yeah okay here we go
	oh yeah okay here we go
	oh yeah here we go
	okay okay
	okay so
	so okay
	so oh yeah
	okay here we go okay here we go
	oh yeah here we go
	oh okay
	you you
	you Who's you have? Yes, well depends on-
	If you're one of Hunter Biden's kids, it could be a flipper.
	Yeah, it's true.
	You don't want to be limb-different.
	But we brushed that one under the rug, don't we?
	Yeah, well, we brushed them all under the rug.
	Hey, where is Hunter Biden and the kids?
	Are they from strippers or a family member?
	Flipper family member.
	Okay, well, that's the tell.
	All right, Angela, do we have a couple of... Yeah, let's read a couple of chats before we move on here.
	Steve Alden wants to know, question, Crowder, how do you think that satire has helped your critical thinking?
	Ooh, you know what, that's an interesting question.
	I think Dave will have some thought on this.
	There's also an important differentiation between satire and parody.
	A lot of people think they're not the same thing at all.
	Yeah.
	You know, parody is a direct parody, for example, like Weird Al, you know, just be- Airplane.
	Yeah, where you're doing a direct parody of a specific- Oh, we're back on- We're back up on YouTube.
	YouTube, hi!
	Now is it the same stream or is it a whole new stream?
	It's the same stream.
	Okay, it's the same stream.
	All right.
	Well, you know what?
	We'll get to that question later.
	Hello, YouTube.
	Hello, YouTube.
	Sorry about that.
	Technical issues that seem to occur.
	Almost exclusively with us.
	You never got me down, YouTube!
	And by the way, yes, you are correct.
	People who are wondering, where is yesterday's stream?
	It is not on YouTube.
	We're probably going to need to see that picture again, just to make sure.
	We have to reset this.
	Yeah, to make sure.
	Wait, which picture?
	Well, of him.
	Of his dad.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Or his dad.
	I'm just helping you, sir.
	No, I appreciate it.
	I appreciate you looking out.
	Alright.
	Alright, so Quarter Black is going to... When did we go out?
	Did I already set up the story?
	I think we might have to set it up again.
	Alright, okay.
	Marley was dead to begin with.
	Really?
	Hunter Biden, N-word, N-word, N-word, white lawyer.
	He said it.
	No one in the media cares.
	I don't know how to pronounce the lawyer's name, quite literally, because I haven't seen the story covered anywhere.
	So I've only read it.
	I'm going to go with Mysteries.
	I'm gonna go with Al Sharpton!
	G-O-J!
	Mysteries!
	He's a low-level pirate figure!
	So, Hunter Biden repeatedly said the N-word.
	Don't care.
	I don't think that he said it in a... I shouldn't say I don't care.
	I don't think that he... This doesn't make him hateful toward black people.
	I think he's classist.
	Yes, I think he's classist.
	There you go, Dave.
	That's it.
	Pedophile feet.
	Having sex with his niece.
	Flipper grankins.
	Okay, good.
	You can go to MugClub if you want to see more of it.
	There you go.
	So, the text, which we cannot read, but Corda Black Garrett can read.
	Corda Black Garrett will read the text from Hunter Biden to his lawyer.
	Show him a picture, in case this was missed, of your dad to prove the ethnicity.
	He got a little ethnicity in you.
	Yep.
	He got some college grants.
	Yep.
	I got that.
	All right.
	All right.
	These are the texts.
	And Dave will be playing the role of lawyer, I guess.
	Do we want some music?
	Kick it!
	Yeah!
	There you go.
	A little lower.
	Just to confirm, this is Hunter Biden's text?
	Yes, just to confirm!
	Yeah.
	These are Hunter Biden's texts.
	Yes.
	We would never say this.
	More than likely crack and fuse.
	Except for when doing story prep.
	Right.
	That's purely for educational purposes.
	I'm repeating Hunter Byte.
	I just want to be really clear.
	Because I wouldn't want to offend anybody.
	I don't want you guys to think that because I wouldn't.
	Yeah, that wouldn't be you.
	It's a guy who is Freebase Cheese.
	Yes.
	He's a cracker.
	He's a crack head.
	And he said this.
	Here we go.
	First one.
	Nigga, you better not be charging me Hennessy rates.
	Oh, I didn't know that.
	No, no, these are the actual texts.
	That's the actual text.
	You can look on the map right there.
	I'll read the other ones then.
	I didn't get those ones.
	Do you have the full text here?
	I've got the full text here.
	Do you have the lawyer respondent?
	I've got the lawyer respondent.
	Read all of it.
	OMG, nigga, did you just fictional... these are crack-infused, okay?
	Did you just fictional character from the imagination of the collective frightened and my dead brother's unconditional love is what I should rely on and my kids aren't children, George?
	That is confusing.
	The most offensive part of this is the sentence structure and that someone unknowingly would read this and assume that it's a black person writing it.
	And it's definitely not.
	No, it's a white person perpetuating a negative stereotype.
	You'd say, oh, they said the N-word, of course they're black.
	This is horrible.
	We need better educational systems in inner cities.
	No, it's a white guy who's smoking parm.
	Or a soft Gouda.
	This next one's not too bad.
	This one's funny, though.
	He's trying to act like he's sober.
	Right.
	He's like, it's unconditional love, I've found God.
	Like, I don't think you have.
	Next one's not too bad, he just says true dat.
	Oh, and he also says nigga, so true dat nigga at the end.
	That's Hunter.
	This is all Hunter Biden.
	I know this lawyer's like $800 an hour and it's still not worth it.
	Next one here.
	From Hunter's lawyer, there's zero coverage or pickup of this story.
	Zip, I believe talking about the laptop.
	To which Hunter replied, wow, thank you Michael Cohen.
	And then, uh... Other texts here?
	Other texts have read, I'm sorry for sexing you accidentally, that was meant for another friend named Georgia.
	Georgia!
	He also says, my penis of late has been unconditional.
	Whatever that means.
	It's a big penis, George!
	I only love you because you're black.
	Yeah, which is, look, well I guess that's sort of reverse racism.
	That's weird.
	Yeah, it's love, right?
	Yeah, it's love.
	So we can give him the benefit.
	It's love.
	It throws you off with the repeated use of the n-word, I guess.
	But hey, you know what they say with this, obviously.
	I want to be clear.
	It's not his fault.
	like father like son.
	We should focus on them now, not out of a liberal instinct for love, brother, and humanity, although I think that's a good instinct, but for simple pragmatic reasons.
	If we don't, they will, or a portion of them will, become the predators 15 years from now.
	My son is attorney general a year in Iraq.
	Came back and that's one of the things that he finds was most in need when he was over there in Iraq for a year.
	People would come to him and talk about what was happening at home.
	In terms of foreclosures, in terms of bad loans that were being... I mean, these Shylocks who took advantage... In its racist context!
	The only other time I've heard it besides Edward Norton.
	Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.
	are a Dunkin Donuts, unless you have a slight Indian accent.
	It's a point. Am I- I'm not joking.
	I mean, you got the first, sorta, mainstream African American.
	Yeah.
	Who is articulate and bright and- and clean and nice looking guy.
	I'm just so mad, it's incorrect- Uncle Phil!
	Uncle Phil, bitch!
	Right?
	He's not the father, come on!
	By far!
	By far!
	I love how he follows it up, I'm not joking, and I'm like, oh, you can't use that as a story now.
	We were going to say you were joking.
	We were going to say you were joking.
	Literally, I'm not joking.
	It's like when Robert Byrd said the N-word two times and he was saying, you've got a lot of white N-words.
	I've seen white N-words in my day to insult them.
	And then his correction was like, I'm sorry, I use language that I understand is offensive to some and no longer appropriate.
	Well, it's offensive because you designed it as an offensive term.
	Right, exactly.
	Because you're denigrating black people and saying some white people are so lowly as black people.
	Where does that come from?
	No, I'm not a cop.
	I'm not attributing motive there.
	You filibustered the Civil Rights Act for like 12, 14 hours!
	And you're still sticking a landing with the N-word.
	The point is, like father, like son, Joe Biden, take him at his word.
	He's not joking.
	I still don't think that they should be canceled for racism as much as, you know, pedophilia.
	Yeah.
	Well, that seems fair.
	It's a tier a little higher than that.
	And there are other, we have actually obtained through some others, some exclusive texts here, yeah, from Hunter.
	So I believe you have them here.
	Yeah, in quarter black here, of course, again, show your father.
	Yeah, just make sure.
	Oh, just give me one second here.
	Yeah, just for people who don't know.
	Get that banner there, because we do have exclusive texts, and it's just, we've got to make sure that we're covered, so it doesn't get taken out of context.
	So Quarter Black reads other Hunter Biden texts that we have the exclusive on these.
	Yes, here we go.
	Let me bring it up.
	I don't know if you can see them because you're going to be covered here.
	Hunter Biden says, What up my nigga?
	Where you at?
	And the response says expected arrival time 15 minutes.
	I need that shit homie.
	I'm feeling sick.
	Expected arrival time 14 minutes.
	Can't you speed nigga?
	And it says your door dash has been canceled.
	Yo, he's hungry though.
	These are tough.
	If you're hungry... It's almost like it's his M.O.
	It's hard.
	Yeah.
	And you can't expect that.
	You two, I guess, can do this next one.
	Again, we have these exclusive.
	All our sources are available at lottocotter.com.
	So this is Hunter Corder Black.
	Hunter, let me go to the next one here.
	Nigga!
	I have a fever!
	And the chill!
	Is it COVID?
	Honey, I've told you a million times, I'm not a real doctor.
	Oh, well.
	Sorry, mom.
	Sorry, mom.
	That's another bender.
	Oops, true, because she's not.
	And then this one I can, this one is actually pretty rough.
	I guess it says here it was to Kamala.
	And he just said, yo, I just smoked one of your cookies.
	And this shit is flame emoji, flame emoji, flame emoji.
	Oh, I gotcha.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Yeah.
	So it just seems- that one's more tone deaf.
	It really, yeah.
	Than outwardly racist.
	He really shouldn't just smoke everything that's handed to him.
	No, that's not a good idea.
	It's hard to tell, though, with the crack.
	Right.
	Yeah, it's true.
	He's just trying.
	Poor guy's running out of carpeting.
	He's like Pookie in New Jack.
	It's like, you gotta have a- you gotta do something else with your time.
	And this is another one.
	We have an exclusive here, number four here, Court of Black Garrett.
	This is, uh, oh yeah, yeah.
	He was texted first.
	Right, the text came to him.
	And it said, save 10%, come to Chili's with discount code 7899 today, tonight only.
	You better not be charging me that Hennessy rates, nigga!
	And then Chili's responded, Dear God, is this Joe Biden's son, Hunter?
	So I don't know how that works with an auto.
	It must be like a, you know, he does it a lot.
	Well, yeah, but he's known at Chili's, and there's like a dozen from Sunglass Hut.
	He's known at Chili's, though.
	Yes.
	He's inappropriate with the waiters.
	He's a regular at Chili's.
	I guess this is the last one, right?
	This last one was, you know, perhaps the smoking gun.
	He was texting his father, too.
	The big man.
	Yeah, and so he texted his father.
	Hey Dad, where you at?
	Keep you the... What?
	Where do you keep the spare key?
	And then former Vice President Biden said, who dis?
	It's me, Dad.
	I need a key.
	And then former Vice President Biden said, to fix the pool pump?
	Damn, Dad, you got all old as hell.
	I can't read, man.
	It's me.
	That banner doesn't help you.
	It's me, yo.
	And then it just says, oh, hey, Hunter.
	I got a very small screen.
	So it seems like everyone kind of identifies him.
	You don't know it's him unless he's racist.
	Like if he walked into a room and spoke normally, they'd be like, I don't know.
	He'd be like, no, no, it's me, Hunter.
	And we're like, oh, there you are, Hunter.
	It's like if the wet bandits had just spray painted that word on the wall of every house they robbed.
	That's their calling card.
	Right.
	And there's been no coverage of this, of course you can get rid of that banner since I'm not you.
	Are you sure though?
	Remember how, and here's the thing, remember, can you just imagine, and I don't just want to do whataboutism, but the treatment from the media, if we, if someone happened to get my phone, and this is what I was texting for no reason.
	If it was Don Jr.?
	Yeah, or if it was Don Jr.
	Are you kidding?
	Because they were going after Don Jr.
	for a rumor.
	Trevor Noah tweeted, a racist cokie.
	Don Jr.
	is now lecturing us about racist cookies.
	June 29th, Bernie Sanders tweeted, Donald Trump Jr.
	is a racist too.
	Shocker.
	Jake Tapper blatantly called Donald Jr.
	blatantly racist.
	Right?
	Okay, well where's the coverage here of the guy who used the n-word In its racist context, who, by the way, comes from the lineage of a man who uses racial pejoratives in their racist context.
	Yeah.
	That's all I'm saying.
	Do me a favor.
	Just prove to me that you're a journalist without any bias, like you claim on every show, right?
	Just report on this.
	It's news, right?
	Yeah.
	It's got to be newsworthy.
	Somebody's talking about it.
	Why don't you cover it?
	At least people are being honest with this, where they're going like, uh, like now you have liberals going like, uh, like you've never, uh, texted something like that with your friends, you know, joking about hip hop.
	It's like, aha, exactly.
	That's what we've been saying this whole time.
	You've come full circle.
	That's how I text everyone.
	What?
	What people say doesn't matter.
	No, this matters because it's controlling of language.
	Yeah.
	It's controlling of speech.
	Again, it's barring one half of the country from speaking, from having a voice at the table, whether it's doctors, about COVID, Whether it's economists about lockdowns, whether it's professors about racial theory, whether it's professors like Jordan Peterson against language laws.
	Whether it's speaking out against Black Lives Matter, against the World Health Organization, the point is this is all about controlling what you can and can't say.
	And so when you have people, of course, accuse Donald Trump Jr.
	of being racist, and by the way, they love to bring up the fact that he does coke, the guy was an alcoholic, has been very open about it, and he's been sober for years.
	That's always a funny thing, how the left wants to talk about mental health and how we need to be more open about it, we have a mental health issue in this country.
	And they're so quick to weaponize it.
	Sort of like the gay thing, right?
	Homosexuality.
	They're so quick to be like, there's nothing wrong with it.
	They're like, oh yeah?
	Secretly?
	You smoke a cigar?
	Secretly?
	You want a puff of Peter?
	Well look, how is that an insult?
	There's nothing wrong with being gay.
	That means there's nothing else that you think has a slightly better fashion sense than I thought.
	Yes.
	They weaponize sexuality and they immediately, this is what they do.
	They weaponize addiction, mental health, when they can use it.
	That's why you have a sexuality issue.
	That's why you have a mental health issue.
	Well, and they tried to paint Donald Trump and Trump Jr.
	as racists and said, see, here is the evidence.
	If you use these terms, you are a racist.
	And they did it just to try to paint him that way so that they could get him out of office.
	And now when the shoe's on the other foot, they're like, well, no, it's totally fine that Joe Biden- To be fair, with Hunter Biden, his shoes are always on the other foot.
	Two left!
	Sometimes it's his niece's shoes.
	They barely fit.
	I told her to get bigger feet.
	I can't wait till them's about.
	I like small feet.
	That's what he likes, he likes small feet.
	He has texts about, don't even get me started on the Chinese footbinding.
	No, no, let's not even go there.
	It's bananas.
	It is absolutely bonkers!
	Alcoholism has always been something that people have, usually to cover another mental illness, whatever that is, depression, whatever it may be.
	So the fact that they would mock him- Ancestrous paphilia?
	Well, no, I meant, well, no, he's- He's trying to drink those thoughts away.
	I was more talking about the Trump guy, I'm not defending Biden.
	Oh, okay, never mind.
	Because he's still currently doing that.
	Yeah, well, you know, there's a big difference between a guy going, everything I saw, I just smoked Barbican cheese, right?
	Right, lady interviewing me?
	You've smoked cheese off your carpet.
	From the carpet.
	Right.
	And a guy who's like, when I used to drink, I used to have too much.
	Yeah.
	That's what it was.
	So I decided to change my life and be better.
	You did a lot of drugs.
	Did you ever consider smoking cheese or any other perhaps snack foods?
	I did smoke a Ritz cracker.
	Now hear me out.
	I didn't hear the story!
	I did not know it was a Ritz Cracker.
	Okay.
	I was very, very drunk, and my friend John was upset at me over something, so he was like, hey, I gave you first, he's on this bong.
	And I was like, oh, cool.
	So I hit it, and this beautiful white cloud filled the bong, and then when I cleared the chamber, it was the most pain I've ever felt in my throat, and it turned out that it was, uh, he had stuffed a Ritz Cracker in it.
	Oh, wow.
	So you didn't seek out a Ritz Cracker?
	No.
	For a tasting?
	As it were.
	But it all worked out, because his life is really bad.
	Is this the same friend you hit in the face with a frozen sausage, thinking it was soft?
	No, this is a different guy.
	Oh, okay, different guy.
	Oh, right.
	No, no, but he was mad at me about something, but it was pretty funny.
	I chased him around, and then I fell, because I was drunk.
	Well.
	I slipped.
	That was foreseeable.
	I don't think that Reese's Peanut Butter Cups foresaw Hunter Biden when they came up with their slogan.
	There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's.
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, When you're in a free society.
	So now we go north of the border to Canada to talk about something that many people don't realize you only enjoy in the United States, the First Amendment protection of freedom of speech.
	So Canadian, I don't know if this was this Monday, I believe it was, Canadian liberals voted to limit debate on this bill, C-10.
	It's an online censorship bill.
	Just to be clear.
	Wow.
	So, this is important because there's a different tie in here.
	A lot of the times you'll get people saying, well, you know what, the First Amendment doesn't guarantee you the right to say whatever you want online, it just guarantees the right, you know, in the town square.
	Well, hold on a second.
	If these sites are public platforms like Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, and they enjoy these legal protections and financial benefits, then Yeah, then we are talking about, look, if you're not free to discuss issues online in the digital public square, that's a problem.
	Especially now when you see that there are governments, we've seen it with China, and now we see it with Canada, where the governments have regulatory control over online speech.
	That's why you need states to start passing some laws, because other governments in the world, they've already taken, there's going to be a step in one direction or the other.
	Does the government tell you what you can and can't say online?
	Still think it's not a First Amendment issue?
	Or does the government tell these huge platforms that they cannot dictate which opinions are permissible online?
	There really is no in-between.
	This is a black or white issue.
	So, Conservatives, the New Democratic Party and the Green Party oppose the motion because of an amendment in the bill that gives a Canadian radio, television, communications Commission regulatory authority over social media posts.
	To be clear, when people talk about government, as a Canadian, when people talk about government media, I'm not just talking about PBS, when people talk about government media like in Venezuela, you just go to Canada.
	You just go to Canada.
	In the last election, I believe, with Trudeau, I believe there was a member, I think it was the NDP, I can't remember exactly, but I know that someone promised the CBC $100 million in national funding and then, I believe it was Trudeau, promised $150 million.
	Guess who won?
	And guess who got the most positive coverage?
	When people say, the corporate media man... Look, I understand, believe me.
	Watch, right now on CNN, okay?
	Oh right, they're still talking about January 6th, like we just talked about.
	Right now on CNN, yeah, they have a point of view.
	And of course, it's tired.
	And I would say the same thing about Fox News.
	I don't tune in, but the good thing is, at least there's CNN and Fox News!
	Exactly.
	And there is an imbalance of power.
	ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, CNN.
	And then on cable, only Fox News.
	And now online, Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, Apple, Amazon.
	And they want to make sure that all conservative voices aren't allowed.
	So it's not perfect.
	That's why we just need rules and regulations that ensure that people are abiding by them.
	And in this case it's about government reining in censorship coming from companies.
	Because elsewhere in the world, governments are forcing companies to censor.
	And guess what?
	That affects what you say on these platforms in the United States.
	Because that can't reach people in countries like China, in places like the UK, Canada.
	This is a very clear example.
	You can throw a baseball, for those of you who live in upstate New York, And it hit where I grew up.
	Yeah.
	Well, and just so you know, this is done under the guise of making big tech corporations kind of pay their fair share there and promote Canadian content.
	So they're like, oh, well, that sounds good, right?
	Like, oh, yeah, support our content.
	Oh, well, there's these other things over here that limit your speech.
	And so, of course, professional blackface in Chief Trudeau, I believe it's 19 times.
	Hanasuwa.
	Not just blackface, black arms, black legs.
	The whole thing.
	Everything.
	Oh, no, Al Jolson didn't wear as much blackface.
	If you had a DeLorean and could bring the actual minstrel shows to Trudeau's High School Talent Show, they'd go, ooh, that's severe.
	This is a bit much.
	This is a bit much!
	We were just having a goof!
	So then this last month, Trudeau responded to conservative critics by accusing them.
	This is what happens, right?
	You get tinfoil hat crazies when conservatives say, no, the government shouldn't be able to tell people what they're allowed to say and not say online.
	Will the Prime Minister tell us how long it will be before every aspect of Canadian life must conform to his liberal vision of Canadian society?
	The right honourable Prime Minister.
	The tinfoil hats on the other side of the aisle are really quite spectacular.
	We will continue to stand up to defend freedom of speech, stand against hatred and discrimination and do it while supporting Canadians to both get through this pandemic and come roaring back on the other side.
	That is our focus, Mr. Speaker.
	The Conservatives can continue to focus on me.
	We'll continue to focus on Canadians.
	Yeah, you're just haters.
	Focus on me.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I am rubber, you are glue.
	Hold on.
	I am rubber, you are glue.
	Pay me bananas.
	This guy is so racist and such a piece of shit.
	Alright, okay.
	There's really no more to say.
	I'm so ashamed of my dual citizenship.
	I'm so ashamed of Canada.
	There's so many things that I would like to like about Canada, and this guy makes it so hard.
	You notice he didn't repeat the argument.
	Let me be clear.
	Freedom of speech does not exist in Canada.
	It doesn't exist in the UK.
	You have people who are actually jailed for doing a cover of Kung Fu Fighting at a karaoke bar.
	We've gone through all of these stories before.
	All the sources are available at ladderworthcarter.com.
	The point that's important here is the language in this proposed bill.
	I'm going to read it for you directly.
	It's actually based on a Supreme Court case in Canada that—precedent matters—that declared a pastor speaking out against same-sex marriage as hate speech.
	So that's the grounds, right?
	That's the basis for this ruling.
	We're going to apply it online.
	What do you think happens when your American tweet...
	It is in Canada.
	These are the complications that occur, and we'll get to them in a second, internationally.
	So, the court ruled, this is the actual language, truthful statements can be presented in a manner that would meet the definition of hate speech.
	Let me read that again.
	Truthful statements can be presented in a manner that would meet the definition of hate speech.
	That's insane.
	And not all truthful statements must be free from restriction.
	What?
	What?
	That's just saying that you're not allowed to tell the truth.
	If you tell it in a way that we don't like.
	It's not if it offends people, generally.
	It's not like they take a poll on what hate speech is.
	It's if this panel, this tribunal that we've set up, says that it's hate speech because they don't like your truth.
	They don't like the idea that you're saying is true.
	Yeah, because the Queen of Shoe Polish might not like it.
	Same thing when we talk about YouTube with the guidelines.
	By the way, best thing you can do is comment.
	If you guys knew about this in Canada, if you guys actually knew what's going on there and you understand when people say, oh, First Amendment doesn't apply online.
	No, no, no.
	Governments have regulatory control of what happens online, and they've given freedoms.
	Again, Section 230, public utilities versus publisher.
	For example, Sprint, Verizon, AT&T cannot tell you what you can or cannot say on their phone lines.
	Doesn't matter if you're wearing a white hood.
	That's an infringement of your rights, and Facebook, Twitter, they are recognized the same way.
	They are afforded the same legal protections.
	This is something that I think people don't understand, that the United States is the only place where freedom of speech actually exists, and here's the big problem, too, with big tech and these rules, okay?
	So let me tell you a story.
	YouTube, for example, and yes, yesterday's stream is not available on YouTube, it is available at Mug Club and on Rumble, if you guys want to make sure that you don't miss anything.
	Um, YouTube has Community Guidelines.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Then they have Advertiser-Friendly Guidelines.
	Right.
	Okay.
	Different list.
	Then they have Borderline Content Guidelines.
	Ah.
	Three lists now.
	Now here's the thing.
	We don't know who the advisors are on Advertiser Guidelines.
	Friendly Guidelines.
	I've been an advertiser on YouTube.
	I've never once been asked.
	As a matter of fact, I would have said, hey, I don't want to run ads on this content.
	I would like to run ads on the kind of content that you don't allow.
	They deliberately don't tell you who is in charge of Borderline.
	The only thing that they say is very clear and transparent are community guidelines, and those are not enforced equally.
	Because when we've run afoul of community guidelines, we actually haven't.
	They've said, well, you praised the officer who shot Mackay Bryant at that point, and that maybe isn't acceptable.
	Now here's the thing.
	If you want to say, okay, all right, they have their own rules, I don't know.
	I'm pro-business.
	I'm not pro-fraud.
	Now, here's what I would say.
	When people say, well, where's the line?
	It's always a sliding scale.
	Look at Canada, right?
	It's nuanced.
	No, it's not.
	It's pretty simple.
	The line is, what's legal?
	Right.
	We have that in the town.
	You can say in the town square, I don't like Jews like Joe Biden.
	You can call Jews Shilohs like Joe Biden did.
	It's horrible, it's reprehensible.
	I was really mad that Joe Biden was doing that in a public forum.
	But he has the right to do it.
	He wouldn't have the right to say, go attack the Shilohs.
	He repeatedly used the word Shilohs in racist context, just to be clear.
	And again, we don't even know if the rule will be applied equally here or YouTube gets mad at me and says, oh we're going to take you down for quoting directly Joe Biden.
	But the point is, we have laws.
	People say, you can't yell fire in a crowded theater.
	Sure you can, if there's a fire!
	It's very, very clear what is actually legal and permissible.
	Crimes are not.
	Calls to actions that are violent or harm people deliberately are not.
	Everything else is.
	Or you lose your protection and your legal status through Section 230.
	Here's why this matters.
	YouTube and Facebook and Twitter, not only You don't actually abide by the laws of our country.
	They flagrantly disregard them.
	Let me give you an example.
	We did a video a long time ago in a single-party consent state.
	Now, this is what matters, right?
	Because all journalists, since the beginning of time, have to understand, hey, can we Watergate?
	Or, you know, whatever it is.
	Take your Donald Trump.
	Donald Trump, grabbed by the pussy.
	Worst scandal of our time.
	Next to January 6th, right?
	That was released.
	Why?
	Single-party consent state.
	Maybe not.
	They don't care.
	The media doesn't care.
	But the point is, journalists have to know.
	Single party consent means you can record someone without them knowing.
	You are legally within your rights.
	It's very important to a democracy and to rooting out corruption.
	I think there are 11 states that are dual party consent states, which means you can't do it.
	We were in a state, single party consent state, but we still asked the person on camera to say your name, pronounce it, and say, and do you give us permission to use your image in this footage?
	Yes.
	YouTube said, they sent us a message after and they said they didn't want to be on there, so we're going to take it down.
	Take back?
	They did take backs?
	Yeah.
	What?
	And I think we ended up, we had to take it down at that point, maybe we got it back up and we blurred something, but then they're not allowed to, and they've made it clear now in their new community guidelines.
	That anything that could potentially identify somebody, not doxxing, shows somebody's face, you hear someone's voice, and they don't like it, your content will be removed.
	Wow.
	That goes against the law.
	So here, in one sec, we have the laws.
	And by the way, whether you agree with the laws or not, a little bit more went into it.
	Right?
	Then Susan Wojcicki just running it out of thin air.
	You have the laws and you choose to abide by the laws or you choose to abide by incredibly opaque social media guidelines.
	Now let's muddy that with foreign governments.
	Telling the social media platforms how they have to censor, and they abide by it.
	This is something that's often ignored.
	Let's use Hong Kong as an example.
	2019, Chinese authorities, they ordered media to delete any social media posts related to the protests, as well as the phrase, let's go Hong Kong.
	Many companies obliged.
	The Chinese music platform QQ banned the Les Mis song, Do You Hear the People Sing.
	To be fair, I thought it was just Russell Crowe's version.
	Yeah.
	Well, they're also anti-musical.
	We all ban that, though.
	Yeah, and the Chinese government, of course, used Twitter and Facebook to spread propaganda alleging that the protests were perpetrated by thugs funded by the CIA, and of course, they also used it to promote the conspiracy theory that COVID started from American soldiers.
	That's still up, by the way.
	All sources available at loudearthcreditor.com.
	Did that sentence say Hong Kong thugs?
	Yes.
	I want to make sure I saw that right.
	Oh, wow.
	It sounds like a sketch.
	Doesn't it?
	Hong Kong Cups and Harmony.
	So I just want people to understand what's at stake.
	So if it's a private company, if you don't like it, go start your own.
	Really?
	Can I go start my own with billions of dollars in relief and liability protection under the guise of a lie?
	And do I have the Canadian government, the Chinese government, supporting me if favors exchange hands?
	This is the issue here.
	Right now, you see these laws in Canada, you see these laws in the UK, they're designed to censor content online.
	Remember Jordan Peterson said, look, I'm not going to abide by this.
	It was a pronoun law.
	He said, someone in my class, I'll be respectful to them.
	But I will not commit I will not commit to abiding by language laws.
	I won't do that, because it's a slippery slope.
	Well now, you can't say things that are truthful, in Canada, online, if they offend people.
	Can we bring that back up?
	Let me read this quote for you.
	So people, liberals in the United States, say I'm pro-free speech, but not if someone says something offensive.
	Let me read you the quote from the Supreme Court of Canada, what this is based on.
	Okay, it's overlay I. Truthful statements can be presented in a manner that would meet the definition of hate speech.
	And not all truthful statements must be free from restriction.
	This is law in Canada.
	Wow.
	This is what Democrats want as law in the United States.
	This is insane.
	Look, you have to pick a side.
	You have to pick a side.
	Does the government exist to protect the people?
	Does the government exist to serve the people?
	And by that I mean protect rights.
	This is a fundamental worldview.
	And I'm sorry guys, I know I keep going off here today, but look.
	This is a fundamentally different worldview between the right and the left.
	Unalienable rights.
	What does that mean, Gerald?
	You can't take them away.
	They're given to us by God.
	Exactly.
	It means that no rights are given to you by government or by man.
	It means you are born with rights and the government's job is to make sure that no one infringes on your God-given rights, whether it's the government or another citizen.
	Notice that, by the way.
	The Constitution, and Constitutionalists like myself, you look at it and you say, okay, what is unalienable means I'm born with it.
	So the law protects you from both a corrupt government, or from citizens who might want to hurt you, if you exercise your First Amendment right.
	The Second Amendment right, it protects you from citizens who might want to hurt you, or invade your home, or the government.
	Now, fundamentally different worldview from that, the left says, we'll allow you to say this, but not that.
	Hey, hey, in Germany, right?
	Internet is a human right.
	Oh, so we're just making up rights?
	We're just declaring rights?
	It sounds good.
	People go, oh, like free internet?
	Yeah, I bet you Bernie sold that shit to you.
	But guess what?
	If someone makes up a right, they can take away a right.
	That's the point.
	That's unalienable.
	And when you don't understand it, it's lift versus right.
	No, it is.
	It is.
	It is because this is a conservative country.
	We are trying to, in this country anyways, conserve, means conserve, the constitutional ideas of rights that are not granted by some fucking blackface hack like Trudeau.
	They're your rights.
	So you need to decide right now, as it relates to social media, as it relates to big tech, as it relates to 230, does the government exist to protect your God-given natural right to freedom of speech, both from themselves, Protect you from the government of Virginia and from someone else, like a corporation.
	Or does the government serve to grant you rights?
	In which case, they and the big tech platforms are well within their authority to say, you can say this, you can't say that.
	You can say that about China, you can't protest in Hong Kong.
	Even though that's true, that's offensive, but you can say a lie.
	Like you went to the border, Kamala Harris.
	It's an A or B decision.
	Exactly.
	Well, and you made a good point the other day when we were talking about this.
	You said, in radio and in TV, we know the rules.
	The FCC has guidelines for what you can and can't say.
	And everybody knows those rules and you can play by them.
	They're set in stone, they've been thought through, and if you violate those rules, you understand what's going to happen.
	With big tech platforms, we have no idea.
	You just listed off three sets of rules that hopefully we're going to read one of these days on air.
	And they, even in those rules, they have caveats that they can just pretty much do whatever they want because they've done it to us.
	And so when these guys go out and say, well, no, look, there's no censorship.
	We're applying the rules equally.
	Okay.
	Name me one liberal site that you've taken down and in front of Congress, they couldn't do it.
	You know these things aren't being equally applied.
	And how is this not like the mafia bosses?
	You're like, oh, well they didn't actually commit the murder, and they didn't actually tell somebody to commit the murder, but you just knew what they wanted to do.
	Well, when Big Tech basically goes out there and does the bidding of Democrats and Liberals...
	They do it for a reason, guys.
	They're shutting down speech, and I'm saying it both ways.
	I don't want a Republican-controlled social media that kicks off all liberal ideas.
	Of course not.
	I want both.
	I want to be able to point at your idea and say, that's really stupid.
	Just be Mitch McConnell in a rackety undress.
	It was parlor.
	Oh yeah, but then that was taken down from the apps.
	Immediately.
	And not just people say, go start your own.
	Okay, we start our own.
	We're going to ban it from search and from the app store.
	So you took it down?
	But that's supposed to be a free and open source, by the way, too.
	You don't just take it down.
	It's not violating laws.
	I think the U.S.
	exists, though, specifically to protect your God-given right of free speech.
	That's exactly why it exists.
	But you have to understand, when Trudeau said that about the tinfoil hat people on the other side, he said, we will continue to fight for free speech.
	Okay, Trudeau, do me a favor.
	Define free speech.
	And then he said, and against hate speech and discrimination.
	And then we know the law says...
	Truth, if it's offensive, is not protected speech.
	There you go.
	By the way... It says freedom like a series of half-truths.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Pointed by a committee.
	I don't think... Oh, gosh, I'm sorry.
	I forget.
	You're from Canada.
	You don't know what freedom is.
	Yeah, you don't.
	Okay?
	I'm sorry.
	You don't get it.
	You get to say stuff.
	Hey!
	Hey!
	Why in America?
	Why do you have so many guns up there?
	Well, let me tell you exactly why.
	So we're not you.
	And so we never become you because you're everything that we hate.
	You kneeled and kissed the ring We fought them off.
	Twice.
	And then we said, we have to make sure, hey, in case, hey, hey Canada, where are you, bitch, boom!
	No look jab in case you guys try and become another colony and take us over, because you're right there.
	We're going to make sure we have guns so Canada stay in line.
	That's why we have guns.
	Why does Japan not have guns?
	Look at the atrocities committed against their own people.
	They created a culture of subservience.
	I'm not saying it's inferior.
	I'm saying it's not our culture.
	We are a culture of renegades and rebels, and you may not like it, but there's every other country that exists for you.
	This is the only one that has that.
	This is the only one that has the First Amendment.
	So it's a much more valid argument when conservatives say, if you don't like it, leave, than when a liberal says it, because a conservative can go nowhere.
	A liberal, if you look at their policies, if you look at Kamala Harris and Joe Biden's policies, How they match up.
	They would be happier if our country was Canada.
	They would be happier if our country, well not Mexico because their immigration laws are incredibly racist.
	France, Norway, Denmark.
	They would be happier if the United States was any other country.
	The reason that conservatives are so passionate is this is the only place left.
	Where are we going to go?
	Gonna go to Canada, where Prime Minister Blackface says you can't tell the truth if it offends the wrong person?
	And just in case you think, oh, the online world, the digital world, is separate from the real world.
	I think people don't understand that they are one and the same, and that's also why you need to be very prudent about what you post online, especially this generation, because you search for a job, it's always going to come up.
	But to show you that the real world and the online world meet up, just look at the enforcement of Canada A lot of people think free.
	Well, tell me if you think this seems free.
	Canada's draconian COVID laws, some of which were enforced because they were tipped off by social media.
	Clip that.
	If you don't respect the curfews, then it's everybody.
	And you really think so communism is gonna help, eh?
	Arresting people for curfew.
	Yeah.
	No violence!
	Keep it calm!
	Keep it calm!
	Breaking up a church.
	Please get out.
	Get out of this property.
	Immediately.
	Not today, Satan!
	Gestapo is not allowed here!
	Immediately, Gestapo is not allowed!
	Go!
	So go!
	Go!
	And don't come back without a warrant!
	I guess they didn't need a warrant because it's Canada.
	That's them arresting.
	Well, he's really got them feet planted.
	Oh, that's gonna scuff up the shoes.
	Yeah, come on.
	Oh, the nice cordovan.
	Oh, loafers.
	I like those loafers, sir.
	I gotcha.
	Thank you.
	Arrested.
	These are Italian.
	And by the way, I think we all agree the Nazi comparison is overused.
	I think we all agree ham isn't bacon.
	If it's not a legitimate comparison to use the Gestapo for government authorities entering a place of worship to shut you down due to arbitrary laws being created in the name of your own health, hint, by the way, look at what the Nazis said about the Jews.
	Health reasons, right?
	If that's not a valid comparison to the Gestapo, then you can never use it.
	No, you can't.
	You should really never use it anyway, but that is the exact thing they were doing.
	They went and they were looking for people, you see?
	They were searching for people and pulled them out and arrested them.
	For worship!
	Don't think Gestapo right around 1940.
	Think Gestapo essentially like 1935, 1934.
	Think about how it gets started.
	Like when the Beatles were still an Elvis cover band.
	The bridge invasion hadn't happened, but you could see the seedlings.
	They were still doing that stuff.
	Say what you will about the Nazis.
	Well-dressed, right?
	You go boss.
	Good job.
	Just saying.
	You could see the ceiling like in 35.
	You know, he hasn't killed his first Jew, but I know one day that man will make a fine Gestapo.
	It's as if somebody only likes my paintings.
	One day he will make his father very proud.
	You remember the video of them arresting a kid for skating on ice?
	Yeah.
	Are you serious?
	Just on a pond, away from everyone, just skating, and they're like, oh, we're gonna have to arrest you.
	Is that all that dissimilar when people say that could never happen here?
	Governor Whitmer wanted to arrest people for going out in a boat with a motor.
	Rowboat's fine.
	A boat with a motor.
	And remember there was a sheriff from Leelanau County, Michigan who said, look, if people are being ruthlessly unsafe, I'll tell them, but I'm not going to fine them or put them in jail.
	And he was vilified.
	The only reason she didn't do it is because we do have some constitutional protection.
	So that has been pushed to its absolute limits.
	Well, there was a lady who opened her hair salon in Dallas, Texas that was arrested early on, right about the same time that Nancy Pelosi was going to get her blowout in a private salon in San Francisco.
	We have footage of that.
	Didn't the woman in San Francisco get in a lot of trouble too?
	Yeah, because Nancy Pelosi said she was set up.
	I was set up and I didn't like the hair.
	And how long would it take to make that bitch look good?
	No, I'm serious.
	Somebody was arrested, and you say this, but Texas is a Republican kind of stronghold, right?
	We've got Governor Abbott here, and in these stupid liberal cities like Dallas and Houston and San Antonio, you've got people that were arrested for opening their business.
	That's not that far from what happened in Canada.
	That goes back to the worldview.
	Where in the Constitution does it say that you have a right to a de-perm?
	It doesn't.
	It says that the government doesn't have the right to tell me anything that isn't outlined here.
	Yeah.
	It doesn't need to say de-perm for the same reason it doesn't need to say First Amendment applies to the printing press.
	Exactly.
	That's what you said with Jewish people in the Holocaust.
	They used health, which is the number one thing you can use to scare the shit out of- sorry, pardon my language, but it is upsetting- to scare the crap out of people.
	I think I dropped an F-bomb when I was mad at Trudeau earlier and I'm about to do it again because you can see out of the corner of my eye Fauci is there.
	He's there.
	But I don't know if we have the 10 second delay so I'm just going to lose my mind right now.
	Ironic, isn't it ironic that we said he looked like a puppet is an actual puppet?
	Yeah, he really is.
	Wow.
	Hey Steven, still an authoritative source.
	An authoritative source.
	Oh by the way, hey hold on a second, bring him up.
	He looks tired, you know what I mean?
	Like he's run out of podlings.
	He does look like he was carved by Jim Henson, doesn't he?
	You'd fish him out of the junk drawer in Jim Henson's workshop.
	Less magical part of the workshop.
	My final thing here, I want you guys, hey, smash that like button if you're watching on YouTube.
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	Here's something that I would love to... and I'm not saying that I will do this.
	I'm not saying that I will do this.
	Okay.
	But considering the fact that we have talked about refugees, for example, like we've talked about Syrian refugees when like...
	90% of them were military-aged men.
	Yeah.
	Muslim men.
	Not the Christians who are being murdered, right?
	When you say refugees, well, they're leaving because they don't like that country because it sucks, right?
	A young Muslim man is not being persecuted there for their religious beliefs.
	No.
	Look at Mexico.
	We say these people are seeking asylum, refugees.
	Well, let me just be really clear.
	It's just not a very good country.
	And what do I mean by that?
	There's not a lot of opportunity, poverty, people are starving, but they're not being persecuted for their religious beliefs in Mexico, right?
	That's what we need to talk about with asylum.
	That's the term for refugee.
	I think that conservative Canadians would have a more legitimate claim to asylum, to escape to the United States right now, considering That they can actually be arrested and fined simply for attending their place of worship.
	So I don't know if there's a lawyer out there, if someone can sort of GoFundMe to just bring as many, not illegal migrants, we don't use that term, asylum seekers over from Canada and buy some acreage up there in Michigan.
	But I would love to see that happen because what are you going to do?
	Deport them?
	Racism much?
	I don't think that dog will hunt.
	All right, listen, we have to go to Mug Club here.
	What is going on right now?
	Oh, Fauci on his work against the AIDS epidemic.
	His brilliant work.
	Does that mean attending bathhouses and then telling people that a heterosexual couple, 20 million people, would die of AIDS before the year, I believe, 1992?
	Presenting it as if it's, this is a good thing.
	Yeah, like, no, there's no accountability.
	He was wrong then, too.
	Yeah, presenting the way he did to the towel boy.
	Right.
	If they were being accurate, they would say, hey, Fauci, talk about how 40 years ago you also got everything wrong.
	Yeah.
	It's really good that you're the go-to every time there's a horrible virus.
	I'll give you the next five minutes.
	I know it'll take some time.
	Hey, you seem way off on everything.
	Want a job?
	I'll see you again in 40 years.
	Hey, you were totally off on AIDS, which affected a very small percentage of this country, meaning if you were a heterosexual, mostly monogamous couple, you had a statistical zero chance of getting AIDS.
	So we told everyone that they did, as though all of their behaviors were the same, that led to the same kind of health or immune outcomes.
	Hey, how about we do it now and we put you in charge of a virus that can affect everybody?
	I like it.
	I'll do a better job.
	You know what, that's true, because my virology with the bathhouses was a little esoteric.
	It was a little niche.
	I would like to have control over a general populace.
	No one loves anything as much as I love that lens.
	It's so beautiful.
	And unlike the bathhouses, we can wear masks.
	Yeah, we can wear masks so that people, you know, I can... But we'll have them down here instead of up here.
	Like the Eyes Wide Shut parties.
	Also, maybe down the line, then we can introduce the handcuffs.
	We'll find a reason they'll be self-sanitizing handcuffs.
	There you go.
	I'm an idea man.
	I'm an idea man.
	See, like, why don't we feed the tuna mayonnaise?
	Note to self, Cole Starkist.
	Alright, hey, YouTube, thank you, love you.
	We're going to Mug Club only, but we don't really love you.

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