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Feb. 22, 2021 - Louder with Crowder
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COKE GOES WOKE: Coca-Cola's Anti-White Training Video | Louder with Crowder
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That's a damn good slurp.
Ooh, man, my headphones are really loud right now compared to the intro volume there.
I turned them up.
Did you turn them up?
I'm really glad to be with you guys on a slow news day, otherwise known as former Vice President Joe Biden is in office day.
So they follow his level of energy.
And Tim Toolman, you might need to do something with my hand.
I'm getting like this weird, like I'm talking through tin cans here.
We have Quarter Black here today.
We have Gerald Morgan, eh?
And Dave Landau, one of your favorites back in studio.
How are you, sir?
I'm good.
Why would you say that?
Why wouldn't I?
Right away you're just out of touch.
It's Black History Month and right out of the shoot you're out of touch.
Ahoy is not a street.
Yeah, right next to Malcolm X and Martin Luther King.
Take a left on Ahoy.
Make a right on Chips.
My bugger makes good cookies.
No doubt.
Here we go.
No doubt is not a black fan.
We have a lot to get to today.
You know, Dominion is suing Mike Lindell, so we're going to talk about that.
We're going to talk about the minimum wage and why it actually hurts workers, and of course, some of the media is not really telling you, 77% decrease in COVID in the last six weeks.
What?
But you're going to wear a mask until 2022.
Dang it.
Okay, nice.
None of that changes in any way, shape, or form.
But first, of course, we want to honor our colored brethren.
It's Black History Month.
Yeah.
Shoot us some information here, Quarterback Garrett.
We want to educate our audience.
We do.
We want to edumacate them.
Alright, so little known fact, Ray Charles can actually see shapes at his right eye.
Really?
Yeah, it's a fact.
It's true.
Wow.
I don't know what to do.
Well, I don't know the difference between legally... Well, here's the true story.
You know, I told this story before.
Did I ever tell you my mother-in-law was like a singer who toured with Joni Mitchell, Stevie Nicks, Aretha Franklin, and so sometimes they would be around musicians, and my father-in-law one time sat down With Ray Charles, he was reading a playboy in braille at the airport.
Really?
Really?
I cross my heart and hope to die!
That guy could do everything blind.
Porn, heroin, piano.
Amazing.
And obviously read braille one-handed.
Wow.
That is incredible.
True.
Was it just two pieces of braille?
Don't bother me, don't bother me, I'm reading about them titties.
I'm busy, I'm busy.
Just nipple braille?
I got titties on my mind!
Was it just a pop-up?
I was about to say, it's like a topographical map.
Right away, look, we talk Ray Charles and I spill my mug right here.
This is a terrible start.
So Dominion is suing Mike Lindell.
We have a lot to get to, but this is just breaking right now.
Pillow guy.
I'm curious to see what happens here, because he said that would so make my day, because they would have to go into Discovery, and that would make my job a lot easier.
That's what he said before, and look, here's the thing, you know, we were going to have Mike Lindell on the show, and people have asked me, why haven't you focused on Dominion?
Here's the thing, YouTube is...
Really draconian, I guess I would say, with their policies.
And I can say that there's voter fraud, but I can't say that it affected the outcome of the election.
Everything that I have said on this show I can confirm because I've gone through voter rolls myself.
So when I tell you that's an address that doesn't exist, One of my interns has been there if not me, right?
I'm allowed to make those claims because I can claim it under penalty of perjury.
What do I think about Dominion?
But I can't confirm it and I don't have access to those machines.
I would love to...
Because they made some very, very specific claims there.
IP addresses, how people broke through, whether they broke through the firewall or false certification.
If you didn't watch the two-hour, seemed-like-a-parody documentary, it still had some information in there that really raised my eyebrows.
I'm going, if I could have access to those machines, That would be game-changing, and I guess it'll... We'll see!
I think he's right, though.
I think they do open themselves up quite a bit if they end up suing somebody.
And I don't think... I mean, it's gonna be hard to make a case.
Is there reason for somebody to believe that maybe something shady went on?
Well, I think when the ShamWow guy proved that Al Gore won, if you think that's... Yeah, that's true.
But wait!
We have a quick breaking news update.
I'm gonna wipe this up with my sleeve while you do that.
The Supreme Court has denied Trump's Pennsylvania election challenge as moot.
Oof.
Just now?
Were we surprised?
That's not the other one that was denied because the lawyer was moot.
Yeah.
I just said, I'm sorry, I don't read lips.
Way to be a month late, Supreme Court.
Like, what if you're like, oh, nope, it has some merit to it.
We're like, well, then we've already got a new president.
By the way, that's not the only case.
You guys like fire.
That's not the only case.
A lot of people say, well, Donald Trump, every single case has been thrown out.
A lot of cases have not actually allowed any evidence to be presented.
Right.
And of the currently active cases, there still are plenty, so we'll see what will happen.
But, you know, listen.
Too little, too late.
Because I don't even know if there's a system in place if they do find something!
Well, it's moot because they waited two months.
Yeah, exactly.
That's why.
They're like, hey guys, we did our jobs by not doing our jobs.
Bye!
Yeah.
It's like someone showing up late for work, and they're like, well, you know, there's no work to do, I guess I should just go home.
Like, that's because you showed up eight hours late!
It's fine.
Well, what do you want me to do?
Not show up eight hours late?
That would be a start.
That's a little hard.
That's a lot.
$15 minimum wage.
We're going to get to that.
And here's the thing.
I want you to, as we move forward, we pay our interns more than $15 an hour.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
But I don't want to force other businesses to pay $15 an hour.
And I want you to think, when you order a filet of fish and they forget the fish, $15!
$15 an hour!
Let's personalize it for you.
Also, something that we need to talk about really quickly.
Coca-Cola.
Did you see this?
Coca-Cola, they have mandatory employee training now, and their mandatory video was including a recommendation on how to be less white.
It said that?
Yes.
Yes, for real.
Which is impossible.
I've been trying it.
It doesn't work.
It's very difficult.
It's very hard.
Which is crazy for a company that puts vanilla in everything.
And possibly I Want to Buy the World a Coke is the whitest commercial ever.
Yeah.
Because they're like, well, we could start with water.
I want to buy the world a coke.
Build a well.
They also got Cosby to have a coke and a smile.
Wait, did Cosby?
I think it was Cosby at a Coca-Cola mile.
I thought he did Pepsi.
No?
Did he?
I know Van Halen did Crystal Pepsi.
They were like, we don't want anything dark at all.
Right, yeah.
So this is Coca-Cola.
Just so you, but people say it's beyond parody.
I think we actually have a video from LinkedIn, a mandatory training video for Coca-Cola because this is, these are the front lines of the race war.
And every moment that I spend in white space, I am being deeply reinforced.
Oh, why can't we all just be human beings here?
Why do we have to talk about race?
I'm going to invalidate your experience.
I'm a fish, and I'm in water, and I'm moving with the current, and you're trying to take me out of the water, and it's unbearable.
At first I thought that white space was like a new social media website.
Yeah, I thought it was the room she was in that was just white behind it.
Yeah, just like white MySpace where it was just popped collars and hostess.
It looked like she was wearing the jewel from Titanic and I also wish she was at the bottom of the ocean.
Oh, like the jewel.
That was so... At the end, if for no other reason, Titanic sucks, because at the end, everything she goes through, and it's basically like the Hope Dime, and she's like, bye!
Yeah, she's like, life is the real treasure.
It's like, yeah, but it would be better with millions and millions of dollars.
You could also feed people.
Save lives.
I know this is an overused word, but it's not a binary choice.
You can still value life and relationships and be loaded!
She doesn't value life.
She made Jack go to the bottom.
She killed her boyfriend.
She was really quick, too, in Titanic.
She's like, I'll love you forever!
I'll never let go!
She just, like, peels him off like Velcro, like it's one of those dark games you played as a kid.
Share the raft, Rose!
Here's a good point.
Everything of value in her life, she throws in the ocean.
Gotta be consistent!
Oh, Rose, you little bitch.
Ever heard of recycling?
If you don't remember, by the way, this is more pernicious than you would think, or more nefarious.
I'm seeing the stars again.
I keep seeing stars in the studio.
Are you really?
Because I'm here.
Because I'm looking at the lights.
Don't do that.
This is the same woman who was on Jimmy Kimmel.
This is the woman who was, uh, D'Angelo was her name.
What's her first name?
Robyn.
Robyn D'Angelo.
In case you've forgotten, here she is on Jimmy Kimmel.
I think white people should remove that phrase from their vocabulary.
I'm not racist.
Trust me, it's not convincing to black people.
I don't think that's not Jimmy Kimmel.
Well, if you say so.
Just imagine that.
And by the way, I hate it when you have these, like, when you actually have racists who are like,
what about white culture?
Well, here's the problem.
When you just say white culture, it's not the same as African-American culture, because you have Jewish white Americans, you have Italians, you have Irish, you have Bulgarians, you have Russians, right?
But when you say you are no longer allowed to defend yourself because of your race, you're going to create racists.
White people can no longer say, I'm not racist.
That'd be like saying to Asians, you can no longer say, I'm not cheap.
But I'm not!
But you can't say it anymore.
I'm just saying you're just making a stereotype about an entire race of people and then you wonder why there's backlash.
And this is, they're talking about removing it from your lexicon.
I'm not racist.
Let's just remove the defense.
And something else too, we actually have, we obtained some exclusive footage
for the training video that didn't make the final cut.
In this video, I'm going to show you how to crit walk step by step.
In this video, I'm going to show you how to crit walk step by step.
I'm gonna show you how to crit walk, step by step.
Now, crip walking is a footwork style created by the Crips gang.
So it's the V-step back.
Next, I'm going to show you how to lift a Gran Torino.
Gonna pop it and lock it.
Here is how to run out of a red lobster.
As if you did not pay the check.
And also grab a tip off another table.
Don't leave empty-handed.
By the way, she just told white people that they can't... didn't she just... that's racism, right?
You just said an entire race of people behave a certain way and they don't know it.
Hold on a second, D'Angelo.
What you just said is racist.
No, it's not.
You can't say it?
See how that works.
Could you imagine?
Yeah, be less Asian.
You're just breaking chopsticks over your knee.
You can't have these.
You're not allowed.
No more noodles for you.
She just said all white people.
Do you include everyone in there?
Would she say this to Oscar Schindler?
Like, you can't say that you're not a Nazi.
Really?
It's just these blanket statements.
Speaking of which, blanket statements that are wildly offensive.
No one's paying attention to this, and I think I know why.
It's time for This Week in Biden.
If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
And we have the second clip of this, right?
Yes, I have the slow.
You may have missed this.
Did you watch this clip yet?
I have not.
All right.
Perfect.
I was going to be surprised.
Hold on to your butts.
This was Joe Biden in a recent test, but just watch the clip.
Look, the range of challenges Europe and the United States must take on together is broad and complex.
I'm eager to hear.
Nigger to hear next.
What the?
Oh, he just dropped an N-bomb.
Yeah, hold on a second.
I know what you're going to say.
Not a word whisker, but it's a bad whisker.
Here's a case for those who missed it.
Nigger to hear next.
Nigger to hear.
Nigger to hear.
Oh, that's a word whipper.
I didn't see that.
No one's seen it.
No one's talked about it.
Oh, boy.
That was at his virtual Munich security conference.
See, everyone here... I told you they didn't watch the clip!
That just happened, folks.
Can you imagine if Donald Trump had had that word whisker?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Sometimes it's a comedy show, you don't remember who you hurt.
That's true.
He has feelings, too.
I'm sorry.
We're sorry that he's the former Vice President of the United States.
He didn't seem bothered when I yelled at him through my car window.
Well, look, 75% of you is fine, okay?
Yeah, I know, that's what keeps me together.
Alright, this has been This Week in Biden.
Let's move on.
If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
Oh, okay. You can follow me on Instagram, by the way.
That's really a heck of a plug for the President of the United States.
Everyone here is just shocked, by the way.
This is like ridiculous.
Let me ask you this. Okay, here's my question of the day.
We're going to talk about running a Santa's minimum wage. I don't care.
Did you see, have any of you seen that clip? Did you, are you sure you saw that clip?
Yeah.
I might've been. Are you sure about that clip?
The fact that you and you and you and you and you have not seen that clip is a tragedy in American journalism.
I don't think he's racist, I think he's an idiot, and I think he's going around the bend.
but let's just let's be honest lou let's just let's just hold people to a double standard well
and he also said the same thing around yeah he also said it to the munich conference to the german p
i maybe he was thinking he was safe browns you know my people like that's great let's build some
real momentum with this okay some common ground like come on there's so much comedy there
And if we repeat it, we'll get banned from YouTube.
Do you think for a second that this show would not be immediately removed if any of us accidentally said it?
Accidentally!
With an A, not even the ER.
Not even the ER.
Yeah, exactly.
You ain't black.
So you can follow me on Instagram at ladderwithcredit.
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Let me know if you saw this Joe Biden clip.
Now, am I exaggerating?
Because I remember I was describing it.
I'm like, did he or did he not very clearly articulate the end of the sentence mentally?
Yes, he did.
In the middle of a sentence that didn't need any word like that.
Not even close.
I don't even... I don't know what firing, you know, thing happened.
Freudian slip.
I thought when I watched it, it was so obvious.
I'm like, this must be fake.
Right, exactly.
I was like, someone's... and then I... no, it's real.
And I thought, why... well, I don't... I almost didn't want to be the first to present it.
Because I thought I could be guilty by association.
He wasn't even rapping along to anything.
Didn't even have Wu-Tang Clan in the CD player.
He's like turning down Scarface, rolling up his window.
Hey, by the way, you may not know this.
Here's some silver lining, I guess.
About as silver as Joe Biden's glorious plugs.
77% decrease in COVID cases in six weeks.
There's some new reports that say we may even have herd immunity by April.
Now let me be really clear on this.
Only 12% of the population is vaccinated, right?
And this was starting over six weeks ago.
This is what people have been saying for a long time, that we've sort of reached a certain amount of herd immunity.
And there's an article in the Wall Street Journal where someone was talking about the tests and how they underestimate cases and how many people in the population have actually likely been infected, which by the way means the mortality rate is lower, but we're at that point where this clearly, it's in the middle of winter, there aren't enough people vaccinated at this point, it takes weeks for the vaccines to kick in, they were just talking about it on CNN, and it's already decreasing.
So hope you don't miss your business!
Right, exactly.
And so they actually say that this, gone by April, this guy's not just some random guy.
He's talked to a ton of doctors.
I think whoever wrote this article was a doctor as well.
And he's saying literally gone by April.
We should be vaccinating only seniors, not teachers.
And this is what matters.
They want to say that you're not empathetic.
No, no.
What we're saying at this point is that we need to vaccinate those who are the most vulnerable.
I said this right at the beginning and everyone said it was crazy.
I said, just quarantine old people and the compromised and let us go on with our life.
And now they're saying everyone needs to get a vaccine.
Everyone needs to get both doses before we move on.
No, just old people, okay?
The people who have a compromised immune system.
Teachers, because they're all a bunch of wussies.
Sorry, I meant heroes.
So we have reached somewhat herd immunity.
This is the only way you could actually explain, account for this decrease in cases.
But don't tell Dr. Fauci that.
Do you think Americans will still be wearing masks, for example, in 2022?
You know, I think it is possible that that's the case.
And again, it really depends on what you mean by normality.
Right, that's what I want you to define it.
I wish I loved anything as much as that guy loves being on camera.
Speaking of which, by the way, what about when the cameras aren't rolling, Dr. Fauci?
What a germ!
What a germ!
It protects your beard.
It's just, look at that.
There's a guy right next to him, by the way.
He pulled his gut out.
Did you see that on top of it?
That's like him coming home.
Everything is unhealthy with him.
That's like, you know, a cop comes home, puts his gun on the fridge, he comes home, pulls his mask down and...
Those tangs are hanging on for dear life.
It's not that he's a hypocrite.
It's that he doesn't believe it's as scary as he tries to tell you.
That's the issue.
Everyone's a hypocrite.
I understand that.
It's that Nancy Pelosi doesn't really think this is like Ebola with a 50% mortality rate.
It's that Fauci doesn't really believe you need to wear a double mask because he takes it off the second the webcam stops.
He also will be off camera the second it stops.
That's why he keeps just breaking numbers of masks going up and down.
He's like, yeah, you got to wear one.
How about four?
How about two?
No, maybe 2022, maybe 2023.
What's normal?
maybe 2023. What's normal? I like doing this. Well they were talking about this
and said they said the overall population mortality right now what is
it 0.15 I think is what this article is talking about.
Not nearly.
I think what you meant to say was the number that those doctors were banned from Facebook and YouTube for saying it likely was months ago.
That number?
Yeah.
That number, yeah.
Who will never get their page back?
Who will never get their YouTube channel back?
Right?
Those doctors who were banned, who actually saw thousands of patients?
I'm like, Dr. Fauci hasn't seen one in 30 years?
Yeah, that number!
Oh, and by the way, you know all the people that have told us that even if you get COVID, you could get it again.
The reinfection rate is less than 1% with mild to no symptoms.
And by the way, they did a 90 year old person who was a survivor of the Spanish flu, still had the ability to produce a fight against the Spanish flu.
Still had those cells in his body.
I think we're going to be fine.
And that guy is one hell of a racist.
He really is.
He hates the Spanish.
He needs to go through the training course.
He just said the N-word.
No!
No, no, no.
And the problem with the Spaniards is sometimes you can't see, you can't recognize them by sight!
Some of them are white!
They have blonde hair, they're trickery.
Have you ever seen Gladiator?
You'd think it's like the Mexicans, but they're not!
Some of them have red hair!
Thank God I have antibodies!
It's like Prince Harry, only he's Spanish!
Wa-ha!
What?
Ginger Spanish!
Ginger Spanish!
It works.
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All right, let's get to the 15.
But really quickly, let me go to CNN.
They're confirming Merrick Garland.
Or for Attorney General?
Look.
That's enough of that.
Let me just tell you something.
Not a fan, but game has to respect game.
That's one for you, Joe Biden.
That's one.
That's a little bit of a move where they're like, all right, you don't want to confirm.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
There you go. Okay, fine. Let's go back to, here's one that's not, let's go to the minimum wage. This
is something that this, well, first let's start with this COVID relief bill. Everyone thinks,
well, of course you want the COVID relief bill. Why wouldn't you want to give people money? Well,
okay, economics, but we'll get to that after. There are possibly more reasons to oppose the
COVID relief bill than to support it. Yeah.
And I'll get to the primary gripe that I have with it, but let me give you a couple.
First off, this COVID relief bill, which is meant to help people during coronavirus who've had their businesses shut down.
I don't know how this helps them, but expansions to Obamacare, $128.5 billion to teachers unions, $40 billion to universities, $91 million to domestic and international student loan borrowers, $10 million to the preservation of Native American languages.
I'm sorry, what?
That's just sort of like speaking through the Windex inhaling.
Is this us apologizing for smallpox?
I have no idea.
Ten million for that?
Is it smoke signals?
For real?
Haven't you seen windtalkers?
Come on.
That's pretty cheap.
I don't know.
But what's also in this bill, which likely won't necessarily make it all the way through,
and is probably the most, could be the most damaging thing to thrust upon the American
public and certainly small businesses, that I can think of.
Well, not the most damaging, like a $20 minimum wage would be bad, but $15 is bad enough, is the $15 minimum wage would have devastating consequences.
And of course, this is something that has been supported by everyone on the left.
My radical idea is that in America, if somebody works 40 hours a week, that person should not live in poverty.
Alright, that's the radical idea.
I believe we should raise the minimum wage to a living wage, and that is 15 bucks an hour over the next several years.
Any job that costs $2.13 an hour is not a job.
It's indentured service.
We don't have those jobs.
I love how she's saying that while she has someone who could come from a country that has indentured servitude right next door.
I need to address that.
She just lied.
A non-wage job all the time in America will not keep a mama and a baby out of poverty.
That is wrong and that is why I am here.
I worked at McDonald's.
I did the french fries and I did the ice cream.
But the reality of McDonald's Is that a majority of the folks who are working there today are relying on that income to sustain a household and a family.
I worked at McDonald's as I put on the black voice right now when it's convenient.
I did the ice cream.
I banged the shift manager.
It was 1958, I was listening to Big Pond smoking some rock.
Oh my gosh, they try to tug at your heartstrings.
AOC said $2.13 an hour.
Guess what?
By law, if you don't make enough tips to get you to the minimum wage, they have to bump your pay up, AOC.
You lying...
And they never have to do it because people make significantly more than a minimum wage.
And we're going to get into the numbers here, but here's the thing.
This is something they try and sell you.
And I want to tell you something.
It is the exact opposite of the truth.
Let me give you a summary really quickly.
And you guys can tell me, people out there who are watching, if you're small business owners, what it would do to your business.
They want you to think that a $15 minimum wage is something that these giant businesses can afford and they're the only ones who oppose it.
No, no.
$15 minimum wage would crush, absolutely destroy small businesses.
The only people who actually support it are the wealthy billionaires who earned over a trillion dollars in net worth and earnings in this pandemic.
I'll get into that in more detail, but this is their talking point.
Here is AOC saying we need a $15 minimum wage because people like Jeff Bezos otherwise will just... the rich friends will keep all the money to themselves!
Do you think that's why he's a billionaire?
Because he pays his workers starvation wages?
I think it's certainly a part of the equation when you have a very large workforce and you underpay every single person.
Yeah, but when you underpay every single person, like the 25,000 jobs she rejected from her municipality that paid an average of, wait, 150,000 each.
How are you supposed to live on that?
That's like what a congressperson gets paid.
That's poverty wages.
It's like what I get paid, but if you couldn't do all the insider trading, because for them it's illegal.
She didn't leave herself any wiggle room at all.
Every single person has paid starvation wages.
Every single one.
Even the COO has starvation wages.
I'm sorry.
Millions of dollars later.
Instead, we just shut down all the neighborhoods and no one made anything.
Yeah.
It was great.
We have no money to spend on helping people.
Have you been to Jamaica, Queens lately?
It's awful, which is what I call no gentrification.
So let's chalk that up as a win.
Also, I did use the word equation earlier.
I'm not entirely sure you know what it means, but you know.
I saw a guy in an 8-ball jacket stab another guy who was wearing an 8-ball jacket.
And I said, thank God we don't have those 25,000 jobs because we would lose who we are.
Who are we if not being stabbed in eight ball jackets?
Here's the thing.
The $15 minimum wage is almost exclusively, and this is like you see with Amazon, supported by the biggest companies in the world.
You look at the most powerful companies, right?
These super corporations.
Why?
Because it's a way to put smaller companies out of business.
It's a perfect example.
This is just how government screws things up.
You know, rent forgiveness.
I don't know if you saw this in Georgia.
Rent forgiveness.
Well, what does that mean?
Well, you just don't pay rent.
Really?
Yeah!
It just means that you don't want to pay rent?
Don't pay rent.
Well, guess what you can't find right now in Georgia?
You can no longer find cheap housing because people who own these leasing apartments, they won't lease them out.
Because it's one thing to have, you know, burning a hole in your pocket if you keep it empty, this apartment.
It's another thing to have an inferno in your pocket because people are using the utilities and damaging your property.
Those are the unintended consequences.
Think about COVID.
I remember landing in Michigan and they said, oh, you can't go to any stores.
Everything is shut down.
Really?
Aside from the weed shops and Costco.
So I can't go to a farmer's market.
I can't go to a local mom and pop store.
But Costco and Walmart are still open and Home Depot is still open.
Well, you wonder why they support a minimum wage and the mom and pop store can't afford it.
Just like big banks support the bailouts.
Think about that for a second.
Too big to fail.
Why?
Because there is no local bank that can come up and compete with them if they have a never-ending supply of federal funding.
This is the issue.
The Democrats, and this is why you see right now this changing, the demographics, that the Republican Party is the party of the working class, sort of a blue collar party, they always line up With big powerful corporations, whether it's big tech for censorship, whether it's big corporations for minimum wage.
Just look at the small business, all of the associations in America, small to mid-sized businesses, they all oppose it.
Amazon, Google, those places, Target support it.
Yeah, absolutely.
They can just drive the competition out.
But not all jobs are worth $15 an hour.
We talked about that just briefly a second ago, but think about the jobs right now.
By the way, I need to talk with you after the show.
Come on!
I want to be an intern!
Push me up to an intern!
Look, we talked about it just a minute ago, but restaurants are disproportionately hurt by this because now, instead of having to bump you up to whatever it was, 8 or 10 bucks an hour if you're like the worst server in the world and can't get enough tips over the course of an hour, now they have to bump you to 15.
Guess what they're going to do?
They're just not going to have as many people.
They're going to be like, screw it.
We can't come back.
We've already been hit by this in Texas.
They were hit by the ice storm on Valentine's Day.
They were counting on that money to come in for people wanting to go out.
Now they're trying to reopen and they've got this staring them in the face.
This is exclusively supported by the billionaires who they increased their earnings by $1 trillion in six months under the pandemic.
Contrast that with 60% of businesses may be permanently closed.
By September.
Do people not paying rent in Georgia have anything to do with the fact that Coca-Cola is there?
You know what, I'm not entirely sure.
They just need to be less white if they are.
They do need to be.
That's the joke.
Quit thinking.
I see I explain jokes sometimes as well as step on them.
But here's the thing, this is when sometimes they tip their hand when a journalist goes
rogue and my god actually ask them a question.
Where right now you have this man who basically says well you know what then if these small
businesses can't afford a $15 then we don't want, they shouldn't exist.
He says it.
Well of course large businesses like Amazon and McDonald's for example can and perhaps
should pay more.
But I'm wondering, what is your plan for smaller businesses?
How does this, in your view, affect mom-and-pop businesses who are just struggling to keep their doors open, keep workers on the payroll right now?
Well, they shouldn't be doing it by paying people low wages.
We don't want low-wage businesses.
I think most successful small businesses can pay a fair wage.
So I love small businesses.
I'm all for it.
But I don't want small businesses that are underpaying employees.
By the way, it should be noted, it's easy to say when you've never worked for a business.
This is the danger with these people.
Joe Biden has spent 48 years in government.
AOC went to college, part-time bartender, and now she's in charge of your economic decisions.
She's never not suckled at the taxpayers' teat.
That's the danger.
I want you to think of the people in college who were part of the anarcho-socialist club, right?
People who, they loved dabbling in economic theory and they never worked a real job.
Now put them in charge of your business.
That's what this bill is.
Yeah, and then they call it a fair wage.
Well, okay, let me just explain to you how this works.
I have a job that I need done.
What's fair is me saying, hey, I think it's worth this much.
You're going to add this much production to the value of whatever product or service that I'm putting out there, I get to tell you, and you have the choice of saying yes or no.
Guess what?
If you don't like the wage that your skills currently will earn you, Go get more skills.
That's the motivation for you.
It's like giving a trophy to everybody.
There's no motivation to perform better.
You get a trophy anyway.
That same guy right there, I forgot his name, that representative.
He said, really, if we look, if we adjust for inflation, like after the Great Depression and wage increases right now, the minimum wage should be $23.
Because that's in direct relation to their value contributed.
Again, think of just when you go and order, I don't know, a quarter pounder with cheese, only it's a nothing pounder with cheese.
This has happened to me at the drive-thru.
And $23 an hour!
I forgot to deliver pizzas because I was high.
You didn't get tipped, though.
No, I just came back and I was like, oh yeah, I knew I had to do something.
The whole purpose for you leaving was to do that.
I'm serious.
I mean, when you're at that position, you don't have a skill set.
That's why you're not making $15.
But for some reason, they only think of the consequence of the guy who deserves $23 an hour, $15 an hour, who's high delivering pizzas.
They don't think of that business owner.
Let's go through this scenario, okay?
If you lived in a liberal state where all of their policies that they wanted, in a dreamland, which they're kind of there, they could enact.
Okay, so you're high and you don't deliver the pizzas, but the guy still has to pay $23 an hour because that's the minimum wage.
And he can't fire you because of workers' rights and you can't have a no-fault state for firing.
So this person's going to continue being employed, but maybe they spend their money on drugs and they don't actually pay their rent, but they go home and they have squatters' rights and you can't actually evict someone from rent.
We've all seen Pacific Heights.
So you can't kick them out of the apartment, and you end up with a Matthew Modine, Kevin, uh, Michael Keaton scenario with the guy putting roaches in your apartment, so he's not contributing to his job, he's not contributing to rent, we've hurt the business owner, and we've hurt the landlord.
But screw him!
No rent, and let's pay someone this much regardless of performance.
There you go!
There's America.
There's your American dream.
We used to think it was work hard, get ahead, white picket fence, have a wife, some children, but now we know that that destroys the environment.
Now it's do nothing and get more than the guy who risked everything to create a business.
You're America.
Yeah.
Well, where do they think the money's going to come from?
They don't.
Rich people.
It's always rich people.
They always have all the money, these rich people.
Well, yeah, it's like, look, it's going to be $16 for your Big Mac.
And you're like, as long as they're getting money.
No, I'm just pissed that I have to pay that much for a crappy burger.
As long as I know that those people who slap their clientele at the midnight or two in the morning WorldStarHipHop videos are getting 22 an hour, I feel good about patronizing the Waffle House.
Well, you know what McDonald's did is they just went to these self-service kiosks.
They're like, alright, we'll put in robots.
They're not worth that much money.
In New York, they have ATM machines and it's just like homeless people licking them and you're like, I'll pass.
I mean, just think, when was the last time you saw a bag boy?
Yeah.
Think about it.
We just demanded that we increase wages and now you've given yourself a job at the grocery store.
You have to do your own checkout.
Exactly.
That's true.
The only bag boy is just running cash for cartels.
It pays more than $15 an hour.
And it's worth every penny.
And they really just use him as a bag.
It's just more, it's just more, it's less offensive than mule.
And by the way, I don't know how this gets squeezed into a COVID relief bill, right?
So this is supposed to help people that have been hurt by COVID.
Yeah, well, the Congressional Budget Office said that it'll cost 1.4 million jobs.
So there you go.
That'll help those people.
So that's just what can actually be quantified.
Not to mention, again, the 60% of businesses that were open in April will be closed by September.
Unbelievable.
But Amazon won't be affected by it.
And here's the thing.
If only we had some specific examples.
And I always like to go back to some of these, and we'll get to Denmark in a little bit, just because I love that the Prime Minister told Bernie to shut the hell up.
But let's go through, you know, American Samoa is one of them, and we've all seen those people.
Terrifying.
They're like, they have more per capita NFL players than anywhere else in the world.
They're insanely strong.
So you would think, in other words, they could be industrious.
Well, no.
I saw Moana, it's a horrible film.
Yes, well, it's Dwayne The Rock.
I don't mind, Dwayne.
By the way, never touch steroids.
That's what he said.
Oh, really?
All natural.
He touched them once in college and they terrified him, so he never... Those veins are all natural.
His veins in his lower stomach and forehead grows naturally at 48.
A young rock that's new this week.
Watch it.
American Samoa.
They were devastated by a minimum wage, right?
They had tuna canneries, which was their main... They had to be two major tuna canneries, I believe, and they were sent to Georgia.
Right?
And there was a recent $4 wage hike.
A $4 wage hike in Long Beach.
And what happened was Kroger just decided to close their stores.
They said, well we can't, we just closed our stores.
So all the Kroger's in Long Beach.
Gone.
That's insane. Right, we have these real world examples. We have these little microcosms like
they happen in California or America and they haven't bounced back. By the way, this is something
else that people don't necessarily take into account. So they were skilled jobs in New York.
We're talking about Amazon, right? Yeah. 20 something thousand jobs at well over six figures
average, by the way. Billions of dollars in tax revenue.
Yeah, unbelievable.
But that wasn't enough.
So that's how you know she doesn't really care about the minimum wage.
She didn't want jobs that were paying six figures for crying out loud.
But Amazon has openly supported a $15 minimum wage, and they pay a $15 minimum wage.
But as they virtue signal about that, they actually just eliminated workhouse productivity and stock options for their lowest-skilled workers.
So it actually resulted in a net loss of income for many of their employees.
Hey, do you know who don't have stock options and productivity options?
Small businesses!
So Amazon says, well, yeah, sure, we can pay $15 an hour.
They decrease all of these options, all of these benefits, and the worker is left holding the bag man.
Well, look, somebody is going to end up paying.
The company's either going to cut benefits.
Sack man.
Sack man.
It's better that way.
They're either going to cut benefits, they're going to cut jobs, they're going to bring in automation, they're going to do all of these things.
And Bernie Sanders and AOC, if they really are trying to help people out, instead of this whole fight for 15 campaign, how about earn 15?
That would help more people out there than you trying to change the minimum wage in five years, by the way, when it would fully kick in.
I would just love for once, like you were talking about how you forgot to deliver pizzas because you were in an altered state.
Honest moment.
I just wish, because Bernie Sanders and Kamala Harris did the Mc- I did the burgers!
I did the ice cream!
I worked at McDowell's.
It's the Golden Arcs!
I was selling the McWhoppers!
Prince Long John was there.
What?
I don't know.
Louie Anderson was the counter.
What was I saying before this?
What was I saying?
I have no idea.
No, it was about automated machines coming into McDowell's.
No, that's what I was saying.
No, that's not what I was talking about.
Anyway, if you guys remember, you can comment below.
Just comment, comment, comment.
That's the best thing you can do.
You can let me know what it was that I was talking about.
Yeah, it happens.
Oh, this is what I was talking about.
I just wish you were high.
That's right.
Because you have permanent brain damage from all those years.
That's correct.
HPPD from acid.
Oh, it's just he but he's lovable.
Ahoy.
Ha!
So, what I would just love is when you have these folks who say, like, well, you know, I believe that everyone, not everyone, and can we also just acknowledge that that's not really an outlier.
It's not just a few.
There's a huge percentage of the American workforce who would rather get high or who would rather not be productive, collect their check.
They don't care what that business does.
They don't care if that place stays in business.
A lot of people don't care about their jobs and don't care about contributing.
They just want to clock in and clock out.
That's just the reality.
I just wish that they acknowledged it, but they act as though every employee... This is what Marxism is based on.
Everyone has ownership of their space and every employee should own a piece of that company.
When the truth is, it's not the reality.
And they're not outliers.
A huge percentage of this workforce does not give a rat's ass and should be paid accordingly.
They should be paid, not give a rat's ass wages.
Absolutely.
I get nervous when I ask somebody for something at a store when they're an employee.
Yes!
They just get mad at you.
I know!
Ugh!
It's like, well, you know what?
You need a raise.
We need more of you in this store.
I like your attitude.
I like how you're on the phone and mad at me.
For shopping here.
Yeah, I love how you're clipping your nails in the deli section.
Lovely.
Thank you.
Is that a 23?
24 an hour.
You did.
You made it to supervisor.
Good for you.
Could you just get that hangnail off there?
Yeah, thanks.
I'll take my turkey pastrami and be on my way.
Can I get an insulin discount here?
Because boy are you big.
It's like you do nothing all day.
Yeah, losing some weight might help that, but how much does a foot weigh?
Because that's probably not going to be there long.
Might just put you under the wire.
Somebody's going to drop 30 pounds.
And this is something else that they use as an example.
They try to point to successful examples, but it's a lie.
They constantly point to, what else?
The Scandinavian countries.
Denmark.
And I think we should look to countries like Denmark, like Sweden, and Norway, and learn from what they have accomplished for their working people.
Well, Denmark doesn't have a minimum wage, so you're batshit crazy and really stupid.
They don't even have a minimum wage.
Now, I know what you'll say.
They don't have a minimum wage, but they're set by trade unions.
They have a very strong trade union.
But fine, you know what?
They don't have a minimum wage.
So let's just start with that.
It's like it's in Europe, you know.
Like Denmark and Sweden.
Like Denmark and Sweden.
Germany in the 40s.
forties it'll work out
and despite having no minimum wage it is true this is true, credit where it's due
they have higher average hourly wages than the United States
but when you take into account using the international metric of purchasing power
they actually have 44% less than the average American
so a lot of people don't realize this, they talk about Denmark
Again, let's go through this.
No minimum wage, strong trade unions.
Even though no minimum wage, they have a slightly higher average hourly wage, but it accounts to about 44% less than you have as an American with purchasing power.
So let's look at what the average person in Denmark pays.
This socialist utopia.
They pay quadruple what Americans pay to buy apartments.
Double what Americans pay for a basic, cheap used car, and triple to double, often triple, for any of these things.
I created a list.
I think we have an overlay.
Basic groceries, restaurants, clothing.
Basics, too, is necessities like milk, eggs, transportation, rent, gym membership, going to the movies.
Do you really think?
Take that into account if we follow that lead.
Do you really think that a $15 minimum wage is going to give Americans the ability to afford a 12-year-old $40,000 shitty car and an $800,000 one-bedroom apartment?
Because that's what you're looking at with purchasing power when you do the averages.
Yeah, absolutely.
So the point is, it wouldn't fix the problem.
No, it wouldn't fix the problem.
And when you oversimplify this and say, well, if they can do it, we can do it, it's like saying, well, if they can provide free health care, well, they don't pay for a military, okay?
We pay for that for them.
There's a reason why we have... A vastly smaller country than our country.
Yeah, exactly.
Not to mention, I would say, it's not an insignificant fact that it's a very small, homogenous country and they don't have to compete with millions in foreign, undocumented, unskilled labor.
Well, I feel like I've overpaid for my apartment and car.
Someone send Coke to Denmark so they learn how to not be so damn white.
Let's do that.
Send them Coke and the ice cream.
Hold on, I gotta go blow another guy.
I don't know.
It's just job security.
Give me some of that Montel.
And here's something that's funny, too.
This is one thing that has always really interested me, and no one else ever talks about this, right?
They say that, well, the Danes in the Swedish, they have higher living standards than the United States, and that takes into account a lot of things.
And again, the people who say this are $40,000 for a used old Jetta.
Look it up.
That's actually a thing, okay?
Wow.
So let's just say that even including all that because of your social safety nets in Denmark and in these Scandinavian countries, they do have a higher living standard than Americans.
Well, that is true according to whatever international metric they use.
But here's something they never tell you.
Danish Americans, so when you take those Danes and you transplant them in the United States, they have a 55% higher living standard than those living in Denmark.
Swedish Americans have a 53% higher standard of living than Swedish Swedes in Sweden!
So what you do is you take people from these countries that are incredibly homogenous, that have an unbelievably burdensome tax system, and they also have a culture that appreciates, to some degree or another, and I know I'm surprised saying this about Sweden, but Denmark, a lot of these countries, that appreciates work, that appreciates a work ethic, being industrious.
You transplant them to the land of opportunity, and they do far better.
We have all of these sources available at LottaWorthCredit.com.
It's one of those factoids that people don't believe, and I didn't believe it when I first read it.
Yeah.
Well, and Republicans basically are saying in this bill, look, we can't govern this way.
We can't just throw everything into a relief package and say, it's the relief package.
It's almost $2 trillion.
If $15 Bernie Sanders AOC Joe Biden is such a great idea, put it on its own.
Let's vote on just that.
And they will never, ever do that.
They're scared.
Because nobody would support this.
Not with any of the facts that we can say about it.
Some people would support it.
No, I mean, you know, reasonable people.
Young Dave Landau would support it.
Oh yeah, I made $15 an hour.
Really?
Yeah, I did, honestly.
Well, stealing.
No, I was 17.
This was in Detroit?
Yeah.
As a pizza boy?
No, I was 13, it was 97, yeah.
And I was, well no, I was detailing cars for, you know, a certain clientele.
That doesn't count what you steal from the change dish.
Oh, no, I've never made that.
Take a penny, leave a penny, yeah.
No, I really didn't.
And I was very bad with money.
Take a 20, leave a dime.
That's just he forgot his weed.
You let me know what it is where you line up on this issue with a $15 minimum wage.
And I understand this, again, it comes down to the idea that liberals are somehow empathetic.
predicated and we're empathetic we want everyone to make $15 but it's not
practical you haven't thought this through you haven't walked through the
entire sequence if there's nothing else that changes here with the perception of
conservatism I just want people to understand that look we all want what's
best the founding fathers wanted what was best for Americans
That's why they left, right?
And they put these rules and systems into place to be as least intrusive they possibly could be because they believed that that would be the best way for Americans to pursue life, liberty, happiness.
So everyone cares.
Right.
And this country has created more wealthy people than any other country in the history of the world.
And we have better class mobility than any other country in the world.
We've pulled more people out of poverty than any other country in the world.
Doesn't mean we're perfect, but I don't necessarily know that we want to do it like the Danes.
Let's move on to someone who I actually really do like speaking of this.
We spent too much time on people who, and by the way, it's wrong to hate.
Guilty.
I was almost not here today.
Breaks the heart.
I was almost not, I was almost hauled off for murder because there was someone curling in the squat rack.
Sorry about that.
That bothers me more than late-term abortion.
And it's not the severity of it.
I'm sorry, what?
It's not the severity, it's the commonality of it.
Where you just walk up to this guy, it's the only squat rack, and the signal is, hey, are you squatting in the squat rack?
No, no, I'm curling.
Oh, that's the sign to get your shrunken, shriveled, emaciated ass out of the squat rack.
Sometimes I quarrel in the squat rack.
I don't think you understand what this rack is for, sir.
I don't even know exercise terms.
My doctor just looks at his watch and goes, it'll be soon, Dave.
I don't even know exercise terms.
It'll be soon.
His doctor just goes, shh, shh, shh.
How long do you think I shh?
How do you feel about, hey, how do you feel about my pillow?
Have you tried the my pillow?
Is it a nice pillow?
Would you like a, would you like a David Hogg good pillow?
He just puts a gun to it.
Good pillow, you stick your head in it, it's bulletproof.
Yes.
Please go for it.
Let's test it out.
Of course, we're talking about Dave Landau in that pillow, not David Hogg.
Just to be very, very clear.
And to be clear, it was Joe Biden who stuck the landing on the ER N-word earlier, not myself, for the YouTube auto-word recognition.
Yeah, not us.
I don't want the louder transcript to read the word that Joe Biden said and be associated with me, with the former Vice President of the United States.
Peace be upon him.
Governor DeSantis.
I'm really liking this guy.
Yeah.
And I don't think he's actually going to be on the ticket nationally because he seems to actually want to do his job as governor.
But let's go through the top examples as to why I'm a big fan of DeSantis.
First off, they did everything right with COVID.
Yeah.
Compared to New York.
Absolutely.
Didn't lie about it.
Didn't lock down.
And they're doing okay.
And it's amazing how many senior citizens they have.
It's just a sea of white hair and then the sea.
I thought Florida was going to be decimated.
Just because of the demographics.
Old people, yeah.
I just thought old people, it's going to go through there like wildfire.
That's what I thought too.
But imagine if all of the conservatives had the balls to talk to the media like this.
Governor, what has gone wrong with the rollout of the vaccine that we've seen phone lines jammed, websites crashed?
There's a lot of demand.
I mean, I think at the end of the day... Excuse me, excuse me.
If I could finish my question.
You just said, what has gone wrong?
So I'm answering the question.
If I could complete the question, though.
So are you going to give a speech or are you going to ask a question?
With all due respect, Governor, I'm trying to finish my question.
No, you're giving a speech.
You asked the question.
I am trying to ask you... You're going to ask how many questions?
You get three?
They only got one question.
Why do you get three?
🎵 He's my anchor.
I love to, every time he answers, he wins.
Yeah, every single time.
He's, you know what it is?
He's a guy who realized sort of when you're starting stand up and you realize, Oh, wait a second, I have the microphone and they don't.
Right.
And it's not really a fair fight.
He's realized that it's like, wait a second, I can continue and they have a limited window.
So I'm going to embarrass them.
People are saying, oh, that's rude of him.
No, it's not.
She was trying to make a point by asking the question in a certain way to make him look bad.
And he cut her off before she could.
Yeah, she wants a gotcha moment.
They don't want to ask a question.
They want to become a star by putting this guy in his place.
It's like when you have people at church and they're praying, but they're not praying.
They're still sermonizing.
And Lord, we thank you that Gerald learned to put the monitoring software on his computer that provides an accountability.
Thank you so much!
That he has been clear of his desire to tithe 10%.
Right?
That's not a prayer!
I think you're calling me out.
What?
I thought this was a safe place.
Please clear my browsing history.
Honey, I have no issues with that at all.
Zero.
I'm seeing stars again.
Again?
Because I'm laughing.
Breathe more.
We need to fire Dave Lando.
Why?
Because I see stars.
I don't want to laugh anymore.
Let's just clone you and put you in his chair.
Damn you!
Have you considered a Bill Angvil show?
It'll cure you right up.
He handles criticism way better than a lot of Republicans.
Republicans need to be unapologetic.
That's what I do appreciate about DeSantis.
Here he is where they were trying, again, the media to attack him in a partisan way regarding his handling of the vaccine rollouts to different municipalities.
It's just, like you said, he always wins.
But look, I mean, if Manatee County doesn't like us doing this, then we are totally fine with putting this in counties that want it.
And we're totally happy to do that.
So anyone that's saying that, let us know.
If you want us to send it to Sarasota next time, or Charlotte, or Pasco, or wherever, let us know.
We're happy to do it.
But I think most people, if we have an opportunity to bring vaccines and do it efficiently, I think that they're going to want it.
I don't know.
He could give us an A or B. It's like with a kid.
Well, you know what, Timmy?
If you don't eat your dinner, I can give your dessert to your brother and your sister and your other brother and not feed you for days on end and lock you in a closet, but I think you probably want to finish your vegetables!
Yes!
You read my mind!
I completely zoned out after he said Manatee County.
I did too, yeah.
I just pictured sea cows lining up to get a vaccine.
That's about right, I think.
Wearing old lady wigs like those people did in Florida.
Like, I'm not a sea cow, I'm an old lady.
It's just two manatees on each other's shoulder in a trench coat.
Hi, hello sir.
What's your name?
No, well, you know what?
Obesity is a problem.
It is.
Especially in the Seacoast.
If you're named Manatee.
But they're getting paid $23 an hour, so let's do okay.
That's good.
They are an endangered species, so.
That's true.
How are they?
I mean, again, God has picked them for extinction.
He has.
Whenever I see one, I'm in Florida, and I see a manatee, I think, you're still around?
How?
They're in the wild?
Because when you think about it, sharks have been around through prehistoric times.
These are the apex predator.
So the entire time the manatee's been around, a shark has been around.
I was like, sharks, why are you chasing seals?
Why are you chasing anything?
It's just a giant log that's made of food!
It's too easy, I think.
There's no sport in it.
They're like, nah, it's boring.
Haven't you seen how badass they are?
I can't do it to them.
That is essentially what we've done with people.
Some were supposed to go extinct, and now we're just letting them breed.
We get the worst version, and we're like, what do we do with this?
We're like, let's give it 23 an hour.
It's a disaster.
Sorry.
No offense to a lot of people, but it is true.
Many of you should be in danger.
Yeah.
No offense to most of you watching.
None.
None.
So after Twitter permanently banned Trump, which by the way is still crazy when you think about it.
Yeah.
Maduro's still on there.
You have Hamas representatives still on there.
Totally fine.
President of Iran.
Ayatollah Khomeini.
Trump's gone!
Can't get buried in Arlington.
Seems like a specific law.
Oh my gosh.
So after Trump gets banned from Twitter, DeSantis did.
He introduced this legislation to limit, and this is landmark if you don't know what it is, but he introduced this legislation to limit the power of big tech within his parameters as it relates to the state of Florida.
Here he is explaining it.
If a technology company de-platforms a candidate for elected office in Florida during an election, a company will face a daily fine of $100,000 until the candidate's access to the platform is restored.
If I were to give something of value to a candidate or political committee, it would be a contribution.
Big Tech has been manipulating news content and designing algorithms to give the upper hand to their candidates of choice, and they do so scot-free.
Again, euphemistically called content moderation.
I think it's more political manipulation.
The message is loud and clear.
When it comes to elections in Florida, Big Tech should stay out of it.
Why would it be so hard for Republicans on a national level to do this?
That's what bothers me when you think about it.
And I can explain this now because it turns out I can't do this legally.
I checked with my lawyer, but I don't live in Florida.
What I wanted to do was run for some local office in Florida that was won by like eight votes, like constable or dog catcher, and then sue Facebook for $100,000 a day.
President.
And I also think Donald Trump should run in some county for like city council, but he won by 92% and just get it and then just tweet, I'm back.
Can't stop, won't stop.
I'm just telling you, if anyone else, if I were able to do it, I would just run a national campaign.
Like, you've had a problem, Manatee County.
There's been no accountability for your dog catchers.
Well, that ends today.
I'd spend that on billboards, I'd run them even outside of Florida, just so that there would be no chance of an opponent getting the upper hand.
Unfortunately, election laws say that unless I'm Hillary Clinton and I have a timeshare for two weeks, I actually have to live in Florida.
How fun would it be though to make commercials for that against the other guy?
I hear he kills the dogs once they get in the car.
Yeah!
Tell us about your freezer, Candidate X!
There are so many Republican governors out there that could just do this.
Yeah.
This is all you have to do is just a nod to big tech to say, we're watching, we understand what you're doing, and you have to stop.
And you know what?
This is an example of something that I think, look, I think they would eat, they would just eat the bill if it were Donald Trump, $100,000 a day, but they're not going to do it with every single local city council representative.
Not at all.
All right, let's leave them on.
Because think about it for a second.
You should not be able to censor someone running for office who represents almost half of the constituency.
Yeah, absolutely.
I mean, how many Republican governors are there right now?
I think it's well over half.
I can't remember the exact number, but if every one of them did that right now, Big Tech would have to change what they do.
They would have to.
They'd be forced to.
Let's just have another hearing!
More soundbites.
He also introduced a bill, DeSantis, by the way, on election security.
So he introduced the big tech bill.
Oh no.
Kind of some issues near and dear to my compromised heart.
Just the outflow.
Here's the election security bill.
No mass mail-in voting, no ballot harvesting, signature verification, meaningful observation of signature matching, no grants from third-party organizations, real-time reporting of voter turnout at the precinct level, and election supervisors must report the number of ballots requested, how many have been received, and how many are left to be counted.
It's almost like, without pointing it out, this is made to address the last election.
It's almost like it covers all of the bases.
This is all very reasonable, by the way.
Yeah.
A signature?
Yeah, 10 years ago, if you'd have said, hey, these are the rules, I'd be like, well, fine.
Go ahead.
Nobody's going to oppose that.
Go for it.
It's remarkable.
My wife, my wife cannot call into my bank to raise my credit card limit and I don't even use it.
It's just so that that way it's better for your credit score apparently.
My wife can't do it even though I've authorized her 15 times but someone can fill out my down ticket ballot without even my John Hancock so that Uncle Sam is a little wise to what's going on.
It's remarkable to me.
Unbelievable.
She started doing it once she heard about your heart.
Gotta think ahead.
That's true.
The Joussainis.
Nice.
Yeah.
Here's another one, by the way.
A Joussainis.
I'm not sure if you've heard of it.
I've heard of it.
I've heard of it.
Just DeSantis.
I really wish this guy would run.
I think he will.
He needs to.
There's so much time between now and when that's going to happen.
He doesn't need to say a word about it now.
Just keep doing what he's doing.
Do you think he's playing it coyly?
No.
No.
I think, I think every politician that, well not every, there's so many politicians who would say, I would never do that, I am too busy doing the job for the people that I'm sorry, you want me to be president?
Yes.
Yes, I would run for president, in fact.
Now that you talk about it, I mean.
Could you, could you imagine this guy debate, well, I mean, he wouldn't be debating Biden, he'd probably be debating Harris, but let's just say in a world, could you imagine him?
What, do you get to sub in people?
Like, what is this, phone a friend?
Listen, listen, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Actuary tables.
So.
That's Fianna.
Um, could you imagine him debating, though, Joe Biden?
It would be like all the things you like about Donald Trump, minus the lack of discipline.
Right.
He won't get distracted.
Yeah.
He'll be able to, like, when Biden has, you know, says the N-word, he'll be like, wait, what?
Did you just, huh?
Did you just say the N-word?
Like, he would call him out.
Did you just fart on stage?
No!
Come on, man.
Ahoy!
So I would just love to see this guy run.
Who would you like to see most?
It's too early and I'm not in the business of endorsing candidates.
Funny enough, the person I probably agree with most in politics is Rand Paul.
I have no interest in seeing him run for president.
Agreed, yeah.
It's the hair.
It's the hair.
It's the cattiness.
Well, Joe Biden said the N-word in a national televide, but not me.
I wouldn't do that.
I would never do that because I respect the American constituency and I don't think that saying the n-word is something that most of them appreciate.
What?
I don't want him to be president.
Is he a pothead from California?
That's pretty much what he sounded like.
That's why I love him.
Which is the next clip that we have?
Yeah.
Is it the final clip?
Yes.
Okay, but first, before that, he also said that Florida, by the way, they wouldn't mandate COVID vaccines.
Which, again, I'm not against, or masks, I'm not against vaccines.
I'm against triple masking, just because it doesn't, I just don't, which is, you know what, because screw you.
That's why, because that's all.
That's all you know.
I don't want to.
I'm against suffocation.
Yes, exactly.
Sort of where I lie.
I would just, let's just see how many people would, if we tell them that 100% effective in reducing transmission is just a plastic bag with a zip tie.
It would be 100%.
I mean, it would be 100%.
You're not lying.
Wipe it off.
And the person who's going to, if you need said mask, pick it up from Dave's doctor.
But I've offered to pay for the vaccine for anyone in this, no one wants it.
No.
By the way, let me go to the control room.
Uh, control room, by the way, can you, um, if you let them know that, um, I'll pay for anyone in this office who wants a COVID vaccine.
Yeah.
Uh, anyone who wants one, okay?
I don't want one.
My doctor offered me the Hank Aaron.
I'll take a different one, please.
No, no, no.
No, no, this is yours, Dave.
My doctor offered me the Aaron Spelling.
I just came around and was like, what is this?
I look like a half-moon.
Is he dead?
Aaron Spelling?
No, it's a she.
She?
She is Beverly Hills 90210.
I know who you're thinking of.
There's someone who has a... I don't know.
Wasn't her dad like a producer?
Oh yeah, the dad.
Wait, was Aaron Spelling?
Oh, Tori Spelling!
Tori!
Tori Spelling's the daughter.
Aaron Spelling's the dad.
Well then, if he's dead, I'm sorry.
Either way, both should be.
And now I feel like a jerk.
We have issued an apology.
I was talking about Tori Spelling, clearly by the Half Moon reference.
She has a book called Storytelling.
Get it?
Because Tori Spelling?
Oh, jeez.
Alright, final clip.
And we have to get going pretty soon here to Mug Club.
We're going to be playing Photoshopped or not and taking your chat.
The final clip here is, like President Donald Trump, DeSantis is not a fan of fake news and he's not afraid to call it out.
The media is worried about that, obviously.
You guys really love that.
You don't care as much if it's a, quote, peaceful protest, and then it's fine.
You don't care as much if they're celebrating a Biden election.
You only care about if it's people that you don't like.
So I'm a Bucks fan.
I'm damn proud of what they did on Sunday night.
And so in terms of the UK variant, here's what we know.
We know Based on all the evidence that these vaccines are going to be effective against that.
By the way, I love it when there's a press conference and there are people also cheering him.
It just goes to show you how different it is when someone actually speaks the opinion that half of all America have.
And he's a little bit more articulate, too.
He doesn't fumble around with his words.
I'm trying to be nice, okay?
Stop being nice.
I was just saying, Donald Trump, if he said, and I, by the way, obviously I don't like Donald Trump, but Donald Trump, if he were saying that, he would say, look, listen, the news likes that, okay, but really, what we know about the UK variant, okay, because everyone's talking about the UK variant, that's what they're saying, the UK variant, the UK, the United, the variant from the United Kingdom, some people say Britain, it's not just Britain, it's the UK, they have a variant, they have a South African variant, there's a, there's a variant, folks!
From Brazil, but we're not talking about that right now.
And what do we know, okay?
What do we know about the UK variant?
Listen, no, excuse me, I'm talking.
Stop.
The UK variant, the vaccines are fantastic for the UK variant, is what we know.
They are so good.
And not that the UK variant is not so fantastic.
But the vaccine is fantastic, and I'm really happy because we were so worried about the United Kingdom variant.
You're like, okay, alright.
I give, I give.
I'm sorry.
I'll never ask another question again, sir.
It's like Donald Trump with the media, though.
I think that's part of it.
He's just constantly running out the clock.
Oh, I meant to get to your question!
Oh, so sorry!
Sorry, Tapper!
That's what I like about DeSantos, though.
He just shuts him down.
He just doesn't give a rat's ass.
He's like, next person to be hurt by me.
Yeah, like a 90s movie.
Next victim.
Now who's next?
Yeah, exactly.
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