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And now for the adventures of the White Privilege Boy!
🎵 Did you see the look on Mr. MacArthur's face?
Yeah, he didn't know what hit him!
It was awesome.
Oh, darn it!
There's Officer Jenkins!
What do we do?
I know!
Let's run into that alleyway!
Oh shoot, it's a dead end!
Oh, go darn it!
Now boys, have you three been up to no good?
I don't know what you're talking about, Officer Jenkins!
Well, I've been getting some phone calls.
Does Mr. MacArthur ring a bell?
All right, guys, run!
I got this!
I still have my BB gun!
Oh, Timmy, I'm disappointed.
You know you're not supposed to aim a loaded firearm at an officer.
Yeah?
What are you gonna do about it, Officer Jenkins?
I tell you what I'm going to do to you, Timmy.
First, you're going to put the loaded firearm down.
I'm going to have to call your mother.
But first, we'll go grab an ice cream cone and talk about it.
What do you say?
Okay.
Can I ride in the front of the paddy wagon?
Oh, Timmy.
Usually that's not allowed, but since you're white... Oh, those boys!
What pickle will they find themselves in next?
Stay tuned for next week's installment of Adventures of the White Privilege Boys.
This week's episode is called, The White Privilege Boys.
Stay tuned.
Mmm.
Nice.
What a slurp that is, and I just immediately blew out my own eardrums by having my headphone too loud and spilled water all over the place.
It's a great start.
Hey, do you know if this microphone is approved by the American Dental Association?
I think it is.
This is the actual hat from Home Alone.
Really?
This is the actual Kevin McAllister hat from Home Alone.
Dang.
Like, not the one he wore, though.
I need a check.
If it is not, then someone owes me a refund.
Gerald A., how are you?
I'm well.
I'm doing well.
I have to take this off because I can't hear.
You can't?
It's not one of those new moisture wicking fabrics.
I don't think hearing is better.
Quarterback Garrett is here, and look who I hate it.
You are accepted amongst no communities.
We have Brian Callan in Tocha, Senior Cadet.
How are you?
I'm a man.
You're making me feel... I don't know.
I'm producing estrogen.
I'm looking at you, and you look like a lumberjack.
You're strapped, and you make me feel safe.
I want to crawl up in your lap.
There's a fireplace.
I want you to tell me a story.
Otherwise, I'd go on Richard Gere and an empty roll of toilet paper direction.
Where's the best place for me?
Your new podcast is coming out, right?
Big and Hungry Podcast with Steve Byrne.
The second episode drops today everywhere you can find podcasts.
He's Asian, but he doesn't look it.
He looks like generically Abercrombie ethnic, like the kind you can put on a poster that doesn't intimidate white people.
Dad's Irish.
Mom's Korean.
His dad's Caucasian.
His mom is Asian, so he's Caucasian.
Does he have the enzyme to process alcohol, or does he get the asian rosacea?
I think he can process the alcohol.
He gets a little flushed.
Brian, by the way, I do the crappy jokes.
Only one way to test it.
And you have dates coming up?
I'm going to be at the Virginia Beach Funny Bone.
This weekend!
Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
And then I'll be, March 4, 5, and 6, I will be at the... That's enough with the jokes.
Jacksonville!
You know what, Jacksonville?
They tried to cancel him and he came roaring back.
Can't stop him.
Can't stop, won't stop.
I should be more polite to our guests, but I love Brian Callen.
We have a lot to get to today, actually.
We're gonna be talking about Cuomo.
Apparently now they admit that they were lying about the nursing home deaths, which we've been talking about really for over a year now.
For over a year.
We can say years, because they consider one calendar year of COVID, that's one thing they do, right, is they're including two flu seasons, and they just say within a year, though now we're over the year span.
And so I can say we've been talking about Cuomo killing old people with malicious intent for years.
And of course, Whitmer is the worst in Michigan, so we're coming for you next.
Figuratively.
Of course, I don't mean violence whatsoever, because I know you want to ban the right to bear arms or speech at the Capitol.
So figuratively, we're coming for you next.
And by that, I mean, I might run against you, just because I don't like you.
That's what it took for me.
I never wanted to run for office, but Governor Whitmer is so bad.
If you're making me consider running for office, you must be pretty evil.
And we're also going to be talking about Michael Van Der Veen.
Of course, Donald Trump was acquitted.
Oh, again?
Yes.
And his attorney, he is Owen too.
Well sorry, Nancy Pelosi's 0-2, he's 2-0.
They want to say he's twice impeached, I say he was twice acquitted.
That's the official verdict.
And his lawyer was furious and just ripped into NBC, just tore them a new one and I think it's fantastic.
I think if nothing else, this has highlighted how biased the media is.
But of course, before that, we want to show love for our African American brethren with Black History Month!
You.
Is that Arabic?
There we go.
Now that's an offensive dance and it's a stereotypical dance.
It is.
And I want to say that right now.
It is offensive and stereotypical.
I'm glad you pointed it out because I was feeling it.
I mean, I don't know what this is.
You're very mechanical.
He was quarter feeling it with it.
Pop it.
Like, we're programmed to take over your jobs and do this.
Boston Dynamics!
Boston Dynamics already has a robot that can dance like that.
Woody, do you bag groceries?
Are you a chauffeur?
I just do the arm thing.
Yeah, we'll start small.
It's a pointless portion of the robot dance.
Okay, hit us with some Black History Month facts, Quarter Black Garrett.
Okay, so this week I wanted to highlight some, you know, African-Americans making moves, some famous guys.
Sorry, aren't you Italian?
today. So I want to point some people out. So the rapper mogul Birdman turns 52 today.
So okay, no love for Birdman. All right. Come on, skim along. So Megan Thee Stallion, you
know from The WAP, she's 26 today. And also, sorry, aren't you Italian?
Is she Italian? All I know is I'm a little too light in the rump for that.
It's a beautiful moment, but I'm afraid.
That's not appropriation if it's done by black people.
What else?
And last but not least, Lil Poopy turns 18 today.
I thought that was fake, but that is a rapper, Lil Poopy.
His name is Lil Poopy?
His name is Lil Poopy.
That's our culture.
Does he wear diapers?
That was when they were sitting around.
They brainstormed that name.
I want to know what lost out to Lil Poopy.
How about Megaturd?
No.
Lil Poopy.
Lil Poopy?
That's got a nice ring to it.
Lil Drip.
It's a little scatological.
Oh, scatological.
Lil Poopy.
I made a Lil Poopy in my pants, but it's a little one so we can keep walking.
It's just one big glorified advertisement for pull-ups.
Yeah.
It's like sitting there, instead of money, he's throwing pull-ups.
Like, I'm a big kid now.
By the way, I'm a little offended.
Mama, wow.
Yeah.
That's very good.
Well, I just feel like, you know, Black History Month, you guys, all you had was rappers.
How about, like, you know... Bill Cosby?
I don't know.
No!
You see, this is what I'm talking about.
How about some scientists and doctors?
How about... Hey, she's in outrage.
Well, they're not black.
Haven't you heard about Ben Carson?
He's not black.
Think about this.
Ben Carson isn't considered black just because he's a doctor now.
The first doctor to separate conjoined twins.
He grew up in Detroit to a single mother and tried to stab her and was only stopped by the belt buckle.
That guy's, like I said, that guy's like full-on black.
He's not playing for the B team or the feeder leagues.
He's first string.
Yes.
Well, I like when white people, this is where when white people kind of, like they, the way they say that this black person is smart is they'll go, uh, she's very articulate.
That's exactly what Joe Biden said.
Very articulate.
How can we not say that about white people?
She's very intelligent.
Very articulate.
In her job interview, she used words like dichotomy.
That's right.
Unironically.
Make me feel safe.
I want to say this, and I want to say this now.
I am anti-slavery.
And I'm not on the fence about that.
If I came to your house and you had slaves, I would raise a fuss.
You know what?
That's why you have a new podcast.
You're not afraid to take the unpopular.
That's what you get on Big and Hungry, the podcast.
There's no fence sitting on this.
Although that's an unpopular opinion in Qatar, UAE, pretty much the whole Arabic Middle Eastern world.
We can't say that.
Indentured servitude.
You can work your way out of slavery.
Right.
Only it's like you can win the remote control plane at Chuck E. Cheese with enough tabs, with enough tickets.
That's indentured servitude in Qatar.
The only one who wasn't was Clock Boy because he put an alarm clock in a Philip suitcase.
Okay.
Let me answer your question before we go on.
All right.
If you had, because somebody said I should be protesting, I remember in LA, and I didn't, I just didn't have anything.
I didn't know what kind of, I didn't know what to write on my sign.
Right.
If you had to march in the BLM, you know, and they said, Stephen, you have to hold up a sign.
What goes on that sign?
What goes on that sign?
It would, well, I know I would pick a very heavy sign so that I could use it to strike people.
It would basically just be the sinus more of a dressing for the hockey stick underneath it.
Oh, there you go.
Because I would pick a hockey stick as opposed to a baseball bat because you can jab, you can hook.
But who are you hooking, dude?
I just feel like your fellow protesters or the people burning down Walgreens.
I wouldn't consider them fellow protesters.
That's most of them.
Because protesting nowadays doesn't cost you anything.
The police now are like, right this way, sir.
Right, right.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, no, think about it.
Back in the day, you didn't get a piece of pie.
You know, you decided to protest, and you got a fire hose and a German shepherd.
That's right.
Now, you get, well, you get the mayor of Los Angeles saying, as long as it's under a thousand dollars, just let's not file the claims, okay?
Kroger, Albertsons, and I think Vons is now leaving Long Beach.
So there you go!
There you go!
Where are you gonna get your Chunky Monkey, Long Beach?
Well, it was like an event.
The protests were like an event.
Yeah.
Especially for white people.
They're like, let's go protest.
I'll bring the sunblock.
Right.
You have sandwiches?
You want a roadie?
There's one ginger out there with SPF 95.
Make sure your phone is charged so we can post to Instagram.
I just hope the gingers never protest.
That would be a problem.
If you get all those people in one spot, the earth will drop two degrees.
It's just a giant reflector.
All right, before we plug Instagram and everything, I do want to... This is actually... Where didn't we have... Oh, yeah, that's right.
I forgot about this.
Speaking of our... Do we say people of color?
Why can you say people of color but not colored folk?
Yeah.
Hey, that's... I don't... It's weird, but I'm... You should know.
You don't even ask.
Don't ask questions.
Tinted!
This comes from the Tinted community.
I'm sure that's offensive, too.
Gerald Davis of Run-DMC.
He's now making a big comeback, and no one will call him on it for being awful, corny, and poorly written, because it's a hot new single about getting vaccines on Governor Killing Grandpa, Grandma Got Run Over by Cuomo, on Andrew Cuomo's Twitter.
This is Run-DMC.
You got the vaccine.
They got the vaccine.
We got the vaccine.
We can get back to normal.
Let me inform you.
Let's all get the vaccine.
It's about community immunity.
I'm talking unity for you and me.
Nine out of ten people won't get sick.
That's 90% effective and legit.
This COVID thing is real and it will find you.
It's killing our people.
Let me remind you.
Vaccines, they work to trigger immunity.
Two shots, we got anti-poverty security.
We gotta act now.
No need to wait.
Get your vaccine before it's too late.
For real.
For real.
Jeez.
At first, well, I'm glad, because I wasn't sure if it was a joke.
You don't know.
Is that a real?
It's a real thing.
No, it's an ad.
I know.
Rap has come a long way.
It's kind of like one of those movies you go back and watch, like Princess Bride, and you go, ooh, I wish I would have left it there.
Yeah.
If you go back and listen to Run DMC, you're like, ooh, yeah.
Nas, this is not.
Yeah.
I thought if you had written it, I was gonna go, Stephen, that's actually kind of good.
But now that it's running the MC, I'm like, ooh, that's not so good.
It's not so good.
If it had come from the minds of, you know, the annals of my brain, or like Dana Perino, that would be unacceptable, but forgivable.
It wouldn't be the unforgivable sin, but from Run-D.M.C., like, think about this.
He just, he was waiting for a long time for his comeback.
And he was about to jump.
He was like, nah, it's not time yet.
Nah, they're not ready.
And he was like, shit, this my moment.
Vaccine immunity!
Immunity, immunity!
He's an older man.
How old is he?
That's what happens.
You just mellow out.
But you should have advisors to tell you what's current.
Like, yo, I was thinking I have a cameo from, what, are they still around?
The Red Hot Chili Peppers!
I love it when they put the sock on their junk.
Kids love that shit.
You lose your edge.
You lose your edge.
You just want the world to be a better place.
All right.
We have to move on to actual news.
By the way, you can follow me on Instagram.
I'll probably have some stuff up there with Brian this week, Brian Cowan, as well as I think we have Alex Jones, if he can make it through this night.
Godspeed to everyone out there, by the way, who is in the snow in Texas.
This guy's a big truck.
Crazy.
They just don't know how to drive in it.
We're on Instagram, of course.
The show is live Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
That's the best way for you to just check in.
10 a.m.
Eastern, Monday through Thursday, because notifications don't always work.
Subscriptions don't always work.
Just tune in, like, you know, the old TV guide.
And, of course, Fight Like Hell is still the promo code to get $30 off at ladder.com slash Mug Club.
But actually, I think we need to check in with our Los Angeles traffic correspondent, because there's been a lot of snow, a lot of weather.
Thomas Finnegan.
Alright, Mr. Finnegan on the ground.
Are you there, sir?
Hello, Steven.
Yes, I am.
I'm going to show you some ways to help in this frigid temperature to clear your car from the ice.
Oh, good.
Smooth Manny was wondering how you clear ice from the windshield.
Yeah, good.
Thank you.
Let's have some tips.
You pour water like this.
Yeah, no, that's not at all what you want.
Thomas Finnegan, that is not at all helpful.
It works.
No, it doesn't work.
It works.
It doesn't work.
Thomas Finnegan, that's going to freeze.
No, the way it reacts with the molecules of the ice is it forces... It doesn't react with the molecules at all.
I just think you're using molecules as an explanation for something you don't understand.
Alright, you know what?
We'll check back in with you, Thomas Finnegan, to see if it works, but I'm pretty sure.
Let's play Star Bets.
Thank you, Thomas Finnegan.
I hope Mr. Finnegan finds what he's looking for.
He won't.
My question of the day to you, by the way, is we're going to get to doctored evidence, okay?
Donald Trump was acquitted and Michael Van Der Veen talked with a CBS reporter and there's, I know that now they don't use the term own so much, sort of like OK Boomer, it's been overused.
Right.
But if you could do it and, just consider me about as hip as Run-DMC.
This is an own of the highest degree from Michael Van Der Veen.
But my question to you is, if you've watched the trials, what do you think is the most egregious offense in doctoring evidence?
And this is something I want to draw attention to.
I was listening to ABC News.
So in my car I talked about this.
I have I set these sort of different podcasts and news updates.
So I have ABC, BBC, I think CBS.
Then I have Fox News.
And I have NPR.
So it's mostly liberal sources.
And then Fox News.
And I'll listen to a few conservative channels, whether it's the Hodgkins, Ben Shapiro,
people like Rush Limbaugh.
I listen to more liberal sources.
And ABC News, they were saying the claim from the Trump defense that they were selectively editing videotapes.
No, no, hold on a second.
That wasn't the claim of the Trump defense.
They doctored evidence, not selectively edit.
They created fake evidence.
They doctored screenshots.
They added images that didn't exist.
There's a huge difference between selectively editing, which they also did, and doctoring evidence.
This is the problem.
This is why they didn't want to call witnesses.
Because if you start calling witnesses, all of a sudden there's a higher standard in this trial.
It's not a criminal trial.
It's an impeachment.
However, you don't really impeach private citizens.
And typically, if there's an actual impeachment, you'd have Justice Roberts overseeing it.
But instead, we have Patrick Leahy, who was thrice used as a witness, a juror, and the judge!
Totally fair.
He used the word thrice.
He did.
It's amazing.
It's kind of like the molecule thing.
I think it's a crutch.
Yeah, I think it's a beautiful phrase.
I feel like that's what a very stern Amish father says to his son.
I shall strike you not once, not twice, but thrice!
The Amish are a peaceful people.
Okay, so maybe somebody who's a religious conservative.
Is that fair?
A Bible literalist?
No.
No?
No.
You're thinking of Witness with Harrison Ford.
Yeah, like, maybe.
I know you, asshole!
That's what they use in Royal Tenenbaums, actually, when Gene Hackman yells it out to Owen Wilson.
It was such a favorite line of Wes Anderson.
It was just Harrison Ford.
He'd witness, I know you, asshole!
That's all of his one-liners.
Get off my plane!
He was so good.
I didn't do this!
I didn't do it!
I don't care!
What lies beneath you?
Get out of my wife!
No, it was a demon!
It was a demon in the wife!
You both have dirty minds.
No, we don't.
Speaking of dirty, awful, subverted minds, hey, look, CNN is going on right now.
They're talking about the CDC director.
Hey, we have work to do to reopen schools safely.
No, you don't.
If you mean work by indoctrinating people and lying to them, it's totally safe.
The science says you should open schools.
But we don't need to go to that.
That's one and a half unattractive ladies.
Trump's lawyer, and this is something, he was on CBS, and this guy is not a conservative, mind you.
Right.
Since this guy has been part of the defense team of Donald Trump, he's had his workplace vandalized, people have tried to get to his house.
Wow.
And this is what happens, you have people who aren't, sort of like with, you've had this a little bit, Brian Callen, like you were never really outwardly political, you're still not, but when people could smell on you that you were more conservative, all of a sudden the attacks start coming in, because it's wrong, think.
So Michael Van Der Veen went through that, and I don't know if before this interview he would have thought of media bias, but he saw it occurring in real time with the CBS reporter, and he went scorched earth on her when she tried to misrepresent his claim.
Watch this, it's the best thing you'll see all day.
Because they hadn't done any investigation, they doctored evidence.
It was absolutely shocking.
What you're talking about now is a checkmark that's a verification on Twitter that did not exist on that particular tweet.
A 2020 that should have actually read 2021.
And the selective editing, you say, of the tapes.
Is that the doctored evidence of what you're speaking?
That's not enough for you?
That's not enough for you?
I'm not a juror in this trial.
What I'm trying to be clear for our viewers is what you're referring to because not everybody has been following.
It's not okay to doctor a little bit of evidence.
A slanted question that was set up to say it's okay for them to cheat.
That was your question.
Isn't it okay for them to cheat?
I didn't say that.
It's just a little bit.
You said to be fair.
That's what you said.
Michael Van Der Veen.
Thank you for joining us.
I do appreciate... Did she say to be fair?
I see you taking off your microphone now.
Yeah, we didn't include it in that clip.
She said something like, to be fair, what you're trying to draw attention to.
She said something that was kind of belittling it.
Yeah, there was like three or four minutes of that.
Put it this way, if Donald Trump had just added fake evidence, they'd be behind bars.
Let me go through some of this fake evidence, why this guy was so mad.
Because they didn't even, by the way, they changed their tack with the trial.
The first day, they were talking about how it was unconstitutional, and then after we presented this on the show actually, I think the next Yeah.
that day or the next morning, the fake tweets and the screen grabs, they started presenting
that in the court.
Do you know that that lawyer, Trump's lawyer, got that that night?
He got the evidence that night.
So we were able to catch it before he was because we were watching the stream.
He hadn't received that evidence yet.
Wow.
That's how insane it was.
He said, yeah, you sent us the evidence and those screen grabs that night.
And they say, Donald Trump doesn't want to take part in the process.
This is a sham process.
You didn't send them the evidence.
They don't have time to go, oh, wait a second.
This is a fake tweet.
This is a lie.
Did the house managers know that it was a fake tweet?
Yes.
And so who are the house managers, by the way?
Why are all the people driving the narrative just anonymous?
Well they were there at the trial.
I don't even know what a house manager is.
You have Raskin.
And Patrick Leahy was overseeing it.
Here you go, actually.
Let me bring this up.
You can see these now, Brian.
So the house managers, they photoshopped in a Twitter checkmark, which we talked about.
But again, we were just getting the evidence that it was occurring live.
Bring it back up there, Tocanalan.
They photoshopped?
Twice.
They photoshopped the verification badge.
That's outrageous.
And that girl said, no, I was never verified.
I was never verified.
And they did it to try and add some veracity to their claim, saying, look, this comes from an official account.
Because a lot of their sources, if you guys read the brief, and it's all available at lottowithcredit.com, it's Washington Post op-eds, it's tweets from people who don't even have a profile picture, and this was submitted as evidence.
So they said, well, we need to add an official Twitter verification badge twice.
And worse than that, it was articles written about hearsay from somebody who might have been in the room, and this is what they were told happened in another room.
This is the media.
Basically, they are not interested in the truth.
They're interested in your attention.
They are the giant gossip queens.
That's what they are.
But then they want to silence this media.
Yeah, they make money off the fight between Wogeville and Magaville.
And if you can just accentuate those differences and then just come up with ways to create a division, like, you know, just you can just come up with any story.
Did you hear that Biden's people want to want to merge China and America?
They're calling it Chimerica?
Well, they do.
They do want to do that.
It's called the World Health Organization.
Yes.
The World Health Organization said that they should be the ones to examine the cases in America.
We should figure out the spread in America.
No!
You commie crap.
China pays your bills.
Yeah, China.
Exactly.
And by the way, what about Taiwan?
Oh, I lost the Skype call.
I didn't hear the question.
Here's another one.
David Schoen showed a picture of Jamie Raskin.
This one is just so stupid.
Because the issue here is it just shows that the media and their Democratic crony politicians have no fear of accountability whatsoever.
Because these can easily be fact-checked by people like us.
They can't be fact-checked by the opposing legal counsel because you haven't submitted the evidence to them.
But Jamie Raskin, he showed a picture of him looking at two tweets where the dates had been altered from January 2021 to January 2020.
Very concerned.
He looks very...
He looks like a detective.
Let me just play devil's advocate.
Let me show that picture again.
Look at that.
That's a guy who knows that he's lying.
He's like, alright, you're gonna photoshop this?
No one will tell.
You forgot to remove today's paper!
I mean, I will say, since this is a conservative program, I mean, at the end of the day, I do feel like Trump could have been a little bit more helpful when they were seizing the Capitol.
Mr. President, they're attacking the Capitol!
And he was like, I know, don't.
They stole the election, it's true, and they hate you and me and they want to kill your children, but go home.
I don't understand what he's supposed to do aside from his tweet that he sent out immediately and then the video saying go home Patriot.
And this actually brings us to another point where they selectively, well actually there are a couple of things.
So the impeachment managers, this was one that I saw that nobody else had seen, and they'd done it with a few clips, we couldn't find all of them.
They presented this montage, right?
And they presented montages of other people who were committing these acts, you know, and then they would just put a Trump tweet over it.
Yeah.
Like that would say, stop the steal, or they would just show a video of a rally, I don't know, they'd pick someone and be like, hey look, here's a white supremacist, and here's a Donald Trump tweet.
Well yeah, because you put it in as an overlay!
Dissociation!
It has nothing to do!
I was like, wait, are they putting that in at first?
I thought they wouldn't be this Blatant with their lying, right?
Are they just putting that over because Donald Trump retweeted that video?
No, no, no.
This is what they did.
Just look.
This is how they presented images and video and just added Donald Trump tweet over it.
Donald Trump did not attend that rally, but he made sure to make clear his supporters throughout the day.
Just messin' it up!
We have just begun to fight!
And they're like, see?
He means fight, physically.
What's the problem, boys?
At 8.47 AM, he sent out a tweet.
We have just begun to fight.
Just begun.
Someone arrests the Carpenters.
And Donald Trump's allies, who spoke at the rally, carried on his message of the stolen election and the importance of fighting... Alright, that's enough.
I can't watch her.
She's gonna make me sick.
That's enough.
We don't need to see the rest of the clip.
That's okay.
It's just, it's amazing to me that they just go, look, look at this.
A Donald Trump tweet over something that, you know, Donald Trump wasn't in the same city.
He wasn't anywhere near it.
He had nothing to do with it.
He didn't retweet it.
But we're just gonna put a tweet over that.
I rest my case, your honor.
Yeah.
In a court of law, that's the next question.
Well, was that done the same day?
And was he incurred?
No, no connection.
Yeah, they did nothing.
I mean, you put that there.
You know what I mean?
You want to drink beer?
These are some hot girls and guys having a great time.
How many protesters are up at 647 a.m.
anyway?
Right?
It's not like he's... really bad timing on the tweet.
The next time you should do it is probably, like, at night, when the sun goes down.
That'll be helpful.
If you're trying to encourage violence, crackheads tend to sleep in.
They do, yeah.
They're not early risers, is my point.
Here's another one.
The managers, they select... so now we're getting to some selective editing, and then we'll get to some other issues where they actually politicize and profited... profited... profited...
Off of the death of Officer Swicknick, and we'll get to that.
The New York Times had to retract it, but they never actually issued a statement of retraction.
They just put a little, little tiny rejection at the bottom of the article, which is kind of a big deal when you're lying about a death.
What are you saying?
We don't have this clip?
Yeah.
Oh, we don't have this clip.
Well, we don't have the clip, but you guys know the speech where he said, make your voices heard peacefully, patriotically.
They edited that clip so that you didn't hear peacefully or patriotically.
Ah, that's important.
They edited that out, and it was so egregious that even Snopes had to admit that this is true, that they actually selectively edited it.
Do we have it now, the speech?
Yeah, I just have to pull it up.
Okay, let's pull up the speech.
You can pull up Snopes there, Tocanalan?
Yeah.
So we have Snopes and Newsweek, and you know that they don't want to admit anything as far as the Democrats screwing up, so if they have to admit it's true that they selectively edited it out of context, it must be really bad.
And here's the clip for people who didn't see it, the actual speech from Donald Trump in its context.
Because you'll never take back our country with weakness.
You have to show strength and you have to be strong.
We have come to demand that Congress do the right thing and only count the electors who have been lawfully slated.
Lawfully slated.
I know that everyone here will soon be marching over to the Capitol building to peacefully and patriotically make your voices heard.
Here's the thing.
If you have your Trump lexicon, you know that peacefully means violently and patriotically means lynch black people.
So now you understand.
That's what I heard.
I rest my case, your honor.
Dog whistle.
Wow.
I didn't see that.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm a victim.
And then he tweeted it out.
He tweeted it.
What is wrong with me today?
He tweeted it out later.
He said, hey, you have to go home.
And then in the video saying, all right, you need to go home now.
So I'm saying, like, what more can you do other than ensuring peacefully, patriotically?
And what the House Democrats, what they said was, he only said that twice, whereas he used words like fight or stole an election 11 times.
This is what this is all about, okay?
They want everyone, and it's the YouTube policy where you can talk about voter fraud.
You can talk about voter fraud occurring, but you cannot say that voter fraud had any effect on the outcome of any American election or you will get banned.
This is about banning people for wrongspeak.
They want you to believe that if you are suspicious of 150,000 vote dump, 99% for Biden in the middle of the night, They're suspicious of that because it's never occurred
anywhere else in the modern democratic world that you are encouraging violence.
They are punishing Donald Trump because they are saying that talking about election irregularities
is effectively a call to violence and they want you to know that you could be criminally
charged if you are in any way suspicious of the election.
So I don't know if you'll be cyber assassinated, won't you?
I guess what they're going to minority report Jimmy Carter, Amy Coney, sorry, Amy Klobuchar,
Elizabeth Warren because they sent letters to the parent company of Dominion saying our
election security is at risk.
Jimmy Carter said it was the greatest threat to our national security and to democracy was the digitizing of our elections.
He wrote a letter outlining it with his commission, his election integrity commission.
So this isn't a partisan issue.
Well, and Donald Trump said something I think that was instructive there, too.
Not only did he say, peacefully, and make your voices heard patriotically, the entire summer he had been saying, we are the party of law and order.
He ran on that.
Yeah.
Right?
So if you want to pull clips of what he said during a tumultuous time, we're the party of law and order, we're above this, all this stuff, party of law and order, right?
I'm going to make sure law and order is taken care of.
He said, Right.
Right.
I don't think he's wrong.
Right.
illegally. He believed that states did things that were illegal and therefore their slate of electors were not
legitimate.
Right. That's it. He can be wrong. Right. About that. Right.
But that is, I agree, but I'm saying he has a right to be wrong.
Right. He has a right to be wrong. Pennsylvania did something wrong. At no point could you... And that's not
inciting.
Donald Trump didn't lie about anything.
Donald Trump believes what half of the country believes, that there are voting irregularities, that when you look at what happened in the election, this has never happened before, and these are all verifiable facts, that more election laws were changed in this last election than any election preceding it, that for some reason we still don't have the balance sheets, we still don't have the voter rolls balanced.
But the Democrats were using the exact same language in 2016.
Exactly.
And they held on to it for, was it three years?
How much did that Mueller investigation cost?
They were using the same kinds of verification language and whether or not these were lawfully
vetted, whether the Secretary of State violated laws.
You can hear it.
So it's just politics as usual.
Only in their case they didn't.
Only in their case they didn't because they refused to certify some of these Democrats.
People don't remember that.
They would say, I refuse to certify, and Joe Biden was like, alright, the debate is over.
The difference is, there weren't more voting laws changed than ever in the history of the country.
There's a reason that you don't allow mail-in voting without identification in some places.
In some places you don't even have to have a valid address, though in some places you do.
And that's why we have dozens of addresses where we've actually taken pictures with today's newspaper in Nevada.
We'll be showing that on YouTube because legally I have been told that I can show that on air because we personally visited these locations.
I can make the claim that this is... I can't make the claim that, hey, I have a sheet of thousands of votes that are bullshit votes, but I can say this one vote is a bullshit vote and I've got about four of those.
By the way, just for clarity's sake, I know that we've said on this show that Democrats didn't really want to check signatures, but they do now.
There's this whole flip right now because Gavin Newsom is being recalled and he's actually calling for the signatures to be verified on his recall.
So is Amazon.
They didn't want signatures, and now they don't want to have open elections on the union either with Amazon.
I thought it was a good idea, I don't know, six months ago, when we were saying, hey, we really ought to check these signatures when the election happens, and they're like, no, no, no.
Here's my question.
We have these monopolies of information.
Apple, Amazon, Twitter.
Aren't there antitrust issues here?
And is anybody bringing that up?
They are going to be.
I don't know if the left will bring it up, but they should have brought that up.
Not only are there antitrust issues, but there's also Section 230 that protects them as a platform as opposed to a publisher.
So these are issues that we've been talking about for a long time, and no one did anything.
Because think about it.
If you're Joe Biden, Facebook is covering you.
Twitter is covering you.
YouTube is covering you.
But these are public utilities.
We are getting all our information.
Most people get their news from Facebook and stuff.
Yeah.
Before Facebook, my grandmother never felt it appropriate to physically walk up to me and hand me a picture of a prairie dog's testicles.
It's changed the way information travels!
It's changed the way... and my testicles.
And I didn't know that my grandmother was... Steven, look at these!
They're huge!
I didn't know that my grandma was so impressed with large... Grandma...
Mima, you're testicle-obsessed!
You've got testicles on the brain!
All the time!
Alright, by the way, hit the notification bell if you've got something on the mind, because subscriptions don't mean a whole lot.
Again, 10 Eastern every weekday.
Here's another development.
The New York Times.
They had to retract their article about Officer Sicknick.
He's the man who... Listen.
Someone died at the Capitol.
Okay, that's very sad, right?
Anyone who died at the Capitol is a tragedy and anyone who killed them needs to be prosecuted
to the full extent of the law.
However, when you lie about the death and the circumstances of that death, you are now
standing on the graves of these people politicizing it, much like the thousands of people who,
I guess I can say Governor Cuomo murdered, first degree.
I'll say that.
I don't think that's a stretch.
So, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
They were old and they had to be put somewhere.
Right, let's put it with other old people who have a low immunity to the virus.
So this is from Sicknick.
They issued an update.
They said he was beaten by rioters at the Capitol, right?
With a fire hydrant.
Right.
So the update is, new information has emerged regarding the death of Capitol Police Officer Brian Sicknick that questions the initial cause of this death provided by officials close to Capitol Police.
The original article reported Sicknick died after being beaten by a fire extinguisher.
Here's the New York Times original article.
I will read you and I quote.
Then they also give a very detailed report of his injuries, right?
According to two law enforcement officials, he returned to his division office and collapsed.
He was taken to a local hospital where he succumbed to his injuries.
Then they also give a very detailed report of his injuries, right?
This was on January 8th.
This is the Times.
The New York Times.
With a bloody gash in his head, Mr. Sicknick was rushed to the hospital and placed on life support.
Okay, so now you see their update.
New information has emerged.
Can you bring that back, Lily?
There was a quote where they actually corrected the article, not just the update.
But here's also what's really sinister here, is they gave details.
Details that they didn't have, they couldn't have, and they lied about.
Sicknick was not immediately rushed to the hospital and placed on life support.
He actually texted his brother.
He went back and texted his brother after the riot.
Right here we have it.
There are copies of the text.
Sicknick had texted them Wednesday night to say while he had been pepper sprayed, he was in good spirits.
So where did the New York Times come up with a rush to life support and bloody gash?
And I think that the New York Times, that's the update, but I think their actual retraction shows that he was not hit with a fire extinguisher.
They are now saying there's no corroborating evidence that he was hit with a fire extinguisher.
You would know if you got hit with a fire extinguisher.
Right, you think you would know, and you think that the people, the coroners would know.
But I heard bear spray.
Bear spray is foamy.
Yeah, bear spray is not fun.
If you said, you're like Brian, you can choose between getting beaten with a fire extinguisher or killed by bear spray.
Well, you can't get killed by bear spray.
Well, after a while, I suppose you can spray it enough.
That's drowning at that point.
It's like my wife with the raid if there's a spider.
I'm saying, if I had a choice, I'd take the fire extinguisher.
This is one of those things where, how do you play the game of telephone with this inaccurate information?
It would take, when he gets to the hospital, which wasn't right away because he texted his brother and his family, it would take one person going, we have right here a fire extinguisher death.
I don't even know how to categorize that.
Well, I don't see a strike anywhere.
It seems like I would see a blow to the head from a fire extinguisher if that's what killed him.
His eyes are irritated.
Yeah, you'd also know if you got pepper sprayed or bear sprayed.
It's hard to text through the TV.
But he did text, though.
He did say he was pepper sprayed, but he didn't include hit with a fire extinguisher.
If my wife was both pepper sprayed and hit with a fire extinguisher, and she only texted me, I got pepper sprayed but I'm fine, I'd be pissed!
I'd be like, why didn't you tell me about the fire extinguisher to the head?
Because that seems like relevant information.
Well, it's only relevant in the sense that the New York Times made it up.
Yeah.
Well, and that's the larger narrative here is that we're being lied to about these things.
They're trying to get you to respond.
They're trying to provoke an emotion from us and say, oh my gosh, I can't believe they beat somebody to death.
Could you say incite an emotion?
No, not incite.
Provoke.
Oh, that's not better.
You can't use that either, Gerald.
You can't say those words.
You can.
Provoke is a different word than incite.
You can't say provoke, you can't say patriotically, you can't say peacefully, and you can't say colored people.
Well, what do I say if I mean peacefully?
What does Dems speak for peaceful?
Is it right?
What you say is nothing.
You say nothing, but silence is violence, and now we have a problem.
Now we have a problem.
Gosh, I don't know what to do!
What do I do?
If I don't speak out, I'm a white supremacist, and if I say peacefully and patriotically, you put me on trial.
You've become an anti-racist.
How many times do I have to say it?
How do I become an anti-racist?
I told you, you get out there with a sign and figure out what you're going to write on the sign.
It can't be that heavy.
With a hockey stick behind it, you're violent.
But then they tell you to sit down and shut up.
Sit down and shut up and let me tell my story.
No one listens to me because I can't elevate my black voice.
Well, I was trying to make your case for you.
Shut up!
It's tough.
It's tough.
I just think that it's possible.
The problem is that there's a lot of pressure on media to get clicks.
It's really sad that this guy, Sicknick, was succumbed.
But my guess is that was a very stressful thing for him and a lot of the people that were trying to hold down the fort there.
And I think two guards committed suicide.
And now Sicknick, who knows?
He might have had a heart attack.
Well, there were other people that had heart attack and stroke as well.
Yeah, but that doesn't... when you write something like, the officer may have had a stress... his heart may have given out because of stress.
It's a long... it's way more sensational to think that somebody took a fire extinguisher, and there's a lot of pressure to kind of create color around someone's death.
You need pressure, otherwise a fire extinguisher doesn't work.
That's not what I mean!
I guess it's one of those CO2 ones that's safe for electronics.
It's pressure-operated, Brian.
You're right, buddy.
Learn your fire extinguishers.
Alright, I'm sorry.
Oh, by the way, we do have to go back.
I think we're seeing if he's figured it out.
Let's check in really quickly before we go to Cuomo killing your grandparents.
Thomas Finnegan.
Are you there, sir?
Hi, Steven.
Alright, so it's good to have multiple tools in your toolbox.
And if tool one doesn't work... That looks like it just iced over.
Yeah.
That looks worse.
So, what we can do is scrape it.
Now, you've got to be careful because elements of the car are very sharp.
When you pour water on it, you create shards.
Yeah, that's a problem.
Oh, no, okay, no, God, let's, you know, Thomas Finnegan, take care of yourself.
We can't show this on air.
Hope it's safe, but blood is a good antifreeze.
And he looks like he keeps warm.
He's been storing up for the winter.
He's a bear.
He's a man bear.
Just use your defrosters, folks.
It's easy.
The button that says defrost.
We are not liable if you pour water on your windshield.
Before we get to Governor Cuomo, did you see this now?
The army?
The Army is considering changing its fitness test to account for biological differences between men and women.
A spokesman for the Army said the ACFT is already strengthening our fitness culture, reducing injuries, increasing Army readiness.
We are losing to it.
The Army's physical readiness program and physical fitness test must evolve to reduce injuries and empower soldiers' ability to perform those basic shoulder tasks on an age and gender neutral battlefield.
No, no, no!
Everything was fine until that last part!
I don't want my... Here's the thing.
When we're talking about the battlefield, and I'm speaking about my concerns in dealing with terrorists or Nazis or communists, gender neutrality or not being ageist is, I would argue, probably the least concerning for me.
When did we decide that for some reason the Army has to be a representation of all demographics?
I don't want a housewife who decided she was bored with life to go into the Army.
I want a leatherneck, tobacco-chewing redneck who would be out with that gun shooting a deer anyway, only to replace his .30-06 with an M16 in his hand, and you give him a free license to kill terrorists.
That's who I want.
Also, they should be able to do pull-ups.
If you can't You don't make your pull-ups, you don't make it on the battlefield!
You gotta pull yourself over a wall.
You gotta put that 70-year-old out there.
He's got just as much right to be on that battlefield as anybody else, Steven.
Rachel Levine, in 20 years, will be able to join the Marines.
I don't have a problem with it, as long as you don't lower the standards.
That's exactly what they're doing!
That's the only way you can make the standards better!
Well, maybe that's because we're starting to use robots on the battlefield, and robots should be gender neutral.
I said it.
I said it out loud.
I guess they should.
They shouldn't have genitals.
Have you seen the testicle drone?
Again, my grandmother sent me the picture.
She was like, look at the testicles on this drone!
Grandma, stop!
You're obsessed!
You're sick, Mama!
You always give your robot a name, like Jenny or Steve, and I would imagine Steve's got to have balls.
Maybe.
I don't know.
Or you could also name them gender neutral like Elon Musk with his kids.
4-5-0-2-4-1-0-B.
I like that.
Pie.
I was going to say, so if you read the article about this test, there's 65% of women failed it versus 10% of men.
Rightfully so.
So it was a huge, huge difference.
By the way, there is no difference biologically between men and women.
I want to make sure that that's clear and YouTube understands that.
Here was the one that got them.
It was called the leg tuck, where they had to hang from the bar and pull their knees up to their chin.
They would fail that.
If they couldn't do that, what they said is you have to, oh, a two-minute plank will suffice.
A two-minute plank?
Our army military fitness test shouldn't be the equivalent to an Instagram yoga ass model.
It should be as unpleasant as humanly possible.
Yes, a plank.
Give them something equally hard but maybe better suited for them.
A plank?
That Navy SEAL can hold the plank for over two minutes.
We have switched Hell Week now from drowning you in a pool, resuscitating you, and then throwing you back in until we can see whether you can sustain yourself underwater for another six minutes to The Ice Bucket Challenge!
Go!
Alright, alright Marines!
Marines, it's time for our step class!
Let's go!
And I'm gonna be blowing my whistle at you!
Oh, it's so funny.
That's it!
Get those knees higher, John!
Or whatever your name is!
They?
And here's the thing, by the way, they'll say this is sexist.
The reason that we don't want, not only do I not want women on the battlefield, and I
think of course women can contribute to the military in a multitude of ways, but areas
that require physical strength, endurance, and fitness, I don't, and here's the thing,
not because I hate them, but because I don't want to watch them die out in the battlefield.
Since the beginning of time... Listen, the Queen Bee is valuable because they can make babies.
We go out and we protect women because we love them.
Now hold on, Steven.
How do you feel about women fighting in the UFC?
Because women like Valentina Shevchenko...
Uh, would kick all our tails.
Yeah, but that's like being obsessed.
I don't know about that.
Listen, all I'm saying is, I used to agree with Steven.
I mean, when the UFC showed up, I am now a fan of female fighters.
So there, I said it.
That's because you hate women.
Up with women!
That's because you hate women.
That's because you like seeing women get hit.
Okay, let's try and count likes watching women get hit in the face.
If it's in a cage and it's violence against a woman by another woman and she's getting paid, then I say yes.
I've watched women fighting in the UFC and we're using the term woman very loosely sometimes.
Hold on, this is not your average woman that is fighting in the UFC.
Sometimes they are.
That's the problem.
In women's fighting, you have like three women who are world class, and then you have women... Okay, for example, a title fight against Ronda Rousey.
Now, was it entertaining?
Do I respect the guts to get in?
It was a title fight.
The number one contender was a girl, Liz Karmouche, who had been doing MMA for three years, and she worked as a receptionist.
She was a Marine though, wasn't she?
I'm just sayin', bro.
She can do a knee tuck.
I don't know, well if she had to do a knee, if she couldn't do the tuck and she was doing the plank, it's less
impressive.
She can do a knee tuck.
You know, I was looking at this right now and going, oh this is fantastic.
The Russians and the Chinese are like, look at this guy's...
Look at the article.
The tuck!
And there's like 5 billion of them just looking to take your place!
Yeah, exactly.
Like, we know who to target.
Sorry.
I like to goad you, Steven.
That's okay, you can goad me, but we should set up a match with you and Shevchenko.
There we go!
Listen, I would fall to... I would cry on her chest.
I would throw myself against her.
Well now, I wouldn't say that.
Now that's just an admission of guilt.
I find her very attractive.
Here's a question for you.
Brian, here's a question for you because this puts apples to apples.
Would you pick any, and I mean any, UFC male fighter versus the best woman and pick the woman to win?
Not ever.
Okay, there you go.
So on the field of battle, every soldier is roughly trained.
Here's all you gotta know.
The under-15 boys in soccer in this country beat the women's Olympic soccer team Five to zero.
My problem, if you're going to start, you know, this is the problem when you identify as a female and you're a biological male and you're entering female sports and taking scholarships away from women.
That's not fair.
That doesn't work.
But it is hilarious.
It's hilarious.
It's hilarious.
It's like the feminists who went, we need Title IX and we need women's sports and there are too many scholarships for men.
Like, okay, all right.
We'll give you equal opportunity in women's sports, even though they don't pay for the universities.
Nobody watches them, but it has to be even.
Okay, fine.
By the way, now due to your protest, we're going to allow men into women's sports.
What the hell?
What?
No, this is backwards!
You wanted it!
The world's most powerful transgender athlete and everything that comes with it!
Forget it.
I'll say this.
This person will remain completely nameless, okay?
But this was a female Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu world champion.
I have a brown belt.
I was a blue belt at the time.
Came in, trained at our school.
This is the best of the best.
I could just move her like a child.
It was a huge difference.
The strike was so different at that point that I could move her like a suitcase.
And he needed far less training to be able to manage.
Exactly.
Because she can't quite use that.
If you could just hold her arms... Right.
That's the thing.
I'm just saying it's not fair.
Now take that, only put said women in Kandahar!
You feel good about that?
You feel good about sending women who can't do a knee tuck to Kuwait?
Do you have any idea what's going to happen to them?
Do you have any idea how they treat women in those cultures, by the way, if they're captured?
Kuwait's nice.
Very nice.
They don't get Gitmo with four different options of food, including gluten-free and for the sensitive of stomach because these terrorists don't brush their teeth, okay?
Do you know what happens to them?
That's when people talk about our torture here in the United States.
Can you believe they stripped the prisoners naked and they took pictures of them?
If I am in an ISIS prison camp and all they do is take off my clothes and laugh at me, I'm doing the helicopter thinking I got out easy!
Yeah!
Yeah, it's funny!
Right!
I know, you haven't seen one that's not wearing its cap!
Okay, good!
Can I go back to my cell?
I'm just, I'm just dreadful, I'm coming out with all my fingers and toes!
And we're gonna send these women into battle?
The whole goal of training should be to make, just like fighting, make training as uncomfortable as possible so you are ready when you go into battle.
And now we're saying, well, you don't have to do push-ups, you don't have to do pull-ups, you don't even have to do a knee tuck!
You have to be able to be a soldier.
Period.
And if you can do that as a woman or a man, I get it.
Fine.
I don't like sending women into battle.
I wish we didn't do that.
But I get it.
But you can't lower the standards because nobody else is.
Why are we lowering the standards anyway?
Because we have had women in combat.
So why is this changed now?
Well they did lower the standards initially and now they need to lower it even more.
Well, they're doing new tests.
So this is a new program that they're doing for kind of testing them, right?
So they're trying to change the program up, and then they're like, oh, well, there's differences between men and women, you know, biologically.
Who knew?
We have to change that and make sure that they can handle it.
It's kind of like in G.I.
Jean, giving her the box.
So you can get more women in.
Right.
More inclusive.
You can send more women to march to their death like the game lemmings.
Yeah, old people as well.
I mean, Cuomo can't kill them all.
Right, that's true.
Some of them have got to be led into the military, right?
That is what we call a human resource.
Just throw them there.
Just use them as sandbags!
That's right, forget the nursing home, put them in the Marines!
Mayor's seal!
Okay.
Oh, let's go to that now.
So, New York City, this is something now, the media is finally acknowledging it.
Yeah, finally.
That Cuomo now, we know, Governor, well, Mayor Cuomo, Governor.
Governor Cuomo.
Governor.
Mayor de Blasio.
Sorry.
De Blasio's the mayor, yeah.
Mayor... I almost... I was saying perfected it!
I am an idiot!
Blame the cold outside.
It's six degrees.
No, it's three degrees.
You lose your ability to deal with that temperature very quickly.
Governor Cuomo de Blasio.
It's just, you know, an asshole by any other name.
Yeah.
So Governor Cuomo is now admitting, and some of his aides, his staffers, have admitted that they have been deliberately, premeditatedly covering up nursing home deaths.
And we were told that we weren't allowed to talk about this.
We were fact checked.
One we talked about on YouTube.
Literally, if we talked on YouTube about nursing home deaths, it would say, Hold on a second.
Is that what's happening to you?
I got fact-checked by YouTube when I originally said, look, masks don't stop you from inhaling the virus, but they might protect people around you.
And we actually had masks from Jocko's company, Origin Maine, that he associates with on the show at that time.
I said, so if you feel like you have the sniffles, wearing a mask yourself might help it from transferring to other people.
We got fact-checked to the CDC that said masks don't help at all.
And then when we said, look, masks don't actually help from stopping you transmitting the... stopping other people transmitting the virus to you.
They're not N95 masks.
We got fact-checked on that.
So we've been fact-checked on everything, including nursing home deaths.
What you gonna do now, Susan Wojcicki?
What you gonna do now?
So...
Take a breath.
Now, they know, New York City, okay, let's set the stage.
New York City had the worst death rates in the country.
Worst death rates in the country.
We all saw it.
And New York State was number two, I think, behind New Jersey.
And let's be honest, New Jersey, New York, part of that fault is New Yorkers who were
trying to flee the city of death.
Kind of like Toledo, Ohio.
You can blame that on Detroit, Ohio.
That's on us.
It's not you.
Same thing with New Jersey.
So New York City, worse city death rate.
New York State, number two behind New Jersey death rate.
And of course, the New York governor blamed this abnormally high death rate on what?
On what?
On what?
Systemic racism!
Systemic racism got in the magic school bus and shrunk down to a microbe so it could travel on droplets.
I knew I should have stayed home today!
Yeah, go out and say that to the public while I pin masks to the wall.
Now at this time, many people, including ourselves, we called into question Cuomo's policy of sending, and for people who don't know, the policy was forcing nursing homes to take sick patients.
Not as bad as Michigan, and I'll explain that, but basically if someone was sick, senior citizen, they forced nursing homes to take them back and sent them through the nursing homes like a buzzsaw, but don't take my word for it.
Governor Andrew Cuomo facing scrutiny as he should after finally reversing course
for COVID-19 patients in nursing homes.
But New York has had the highest rate of nursing home deaths,
specifically not just old deaths, nursing home deaths in any state.
They forced, this is the policy that people don't understand because I don't just want
to play politics and say, okay, you happen to have more old people like we said with Italy.
So obviously the death toll is going to be worse.
No, it's because of a proactive policy that forced nursing homes to take in
infected patients to try and get them out of hospitals.
But who cares? 33, 20 years.
33, 20, died in a hospital, died in a nursing home.
They died.
I understand maybe the instinct to blame or to find some relief for the pain that you're feeling.
I want to waterboard him with a smallpox blanket.
Figuratively!
Figuratively, of course.
Couple things though, weren't they respirating people, pushing those tubes down your throat?
Once they do that...
That's also a problem.
So a lot of this stuff was in the beginning when they didn't know really what to do.
That is true, but you're trying to get the benefit of that.
We always knew that it was bad for old people.
We always knew that old people... But why would they... Do we have a reason for why they were sending them back to the home?
Yes.
Did they not think it was going to... This is exactly... Well, this is exactly why.
And then I'll get to what the... This is the reason why I know specifically in Michigan is because the death rates are high, right?
So this is something people don't understand about COVID, okay?
COVID is significantly more lethal to old people.
Yes.
It's significantly less lethal to children and young people.
Less so than the flu.
That's a fact!
As in zero deaths.
As in none.
The only people who... Statistically zero.
My kids still can't go to school, but keep going.
That's true.
I saw kids with a mask in Michigan out on a farm.
And then in the mid-range, like where we are, it's pretty comparable to the flu.
Depends that there are some people who are outliers genetically.
We don't know anything about this virus, but we always knew that it was significantly more
lethal with old people.
So they thought, this is their logic.
They thought, well, you know what?
If we just say, if there are a bunch of nursing home deaths, people are going to assume that's
just COVID anyway.
None the wiser.
We won't have hospitals overburdened.
Remember, we're about in the anniversary now of flattening the curve.
And so they all wanted to say, look how well we flattened the curve.
Just ignore it.
And they're shoving old people back in the nursing home like a busy closet going to the
Get back in there!
Because they die anyway.
Because they die anyway.
They die anyway.
But they flatten the curve.
They have more hospital beds.
Yeah, but what happened to Nana?
Well, she wasn't going to make it anyway.
So it wasn't the idea that let's send them back because they'll be safer there because it's an isolated community?
It's not an isolated community when you consider that actually STIs occur in old ladies in nursing homes more than any other demographic.
Well, they weren't set up for this.
They get around.
They get around.
Slowly, but quickly.
Thanks to the pill and a lack of morality.
Well, think about it.
You're a widow at this point.
A lot of these ladies are from a conservative generation.
They waited until marriage and now they're like, I'm 85!
What the hell is the difference?
Go for a wrinkle ride!
Well, the worst part of this is that we had organizations set up to come in and help.
We had the United States government sending a ship into New York and not being used.
We had Samaritan's Purse trying to set up beds, but because they believed in the interpretation of the Bible that says homosexuality is a sin, they can't save COVID patients.
I'm not sure how that matters, but it does matter.
And so you wanted them to say, oh, hospitals are going to be overrun.
We've got to keep these people out of the hospitals.
The hospitals never got overrun and you turned away free help and you killed people to do it.
That's what happened.
That's exactly what happened.
And by the way, they had the worst death rates back then.
They still have the worst death rates today.
The media didn't want to cover it because they were too busy crapping on Florida.
You just heard the doctors say in the South you have the biggest problems right now.
Two assholes in a pod.
Exploding in Florida.
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is set to announce a plan to reopen his state.
Florida's stay-at-home order is due to expire tomorrow.
We should note the state announced its highest one-day death toll yet.
At least 83 Floridians lost their lives due to COVID-19 on Tuesday alone.
Since then, things in Florida have gotten very, very bad.
Nope.
The state has seen a dramatic increase in cases.
15,000 on Sunday alone, shattering records previously held by California and New York.
Which is kind of, you guys all remember this, they were just talking about Florida, right?
We always hear about Florida, Florida.
So you would assume that Florida has some of the worst death rates.
Not even close.
Now, they didn't, despite not enacting any lockdown policies at all, no draconian lockdown policies comparable to New York, they fared very well.
Very well.
Even though they have the second most, the second highest number of senior citizens in the country.
And they fared better than New York.
As somebody who performed in Florida, pretty much everywhere in Florida over the whole pandemic, I was amazed at how irreverent they were.
I mean, Naples, you had old people in my crowd, they were just like all crammed in, they were just like, whatever, I got a gun, I'll shoot COVID.
It was unbelievable.
And you're right.
I mean, Miami is basically happening.
It's been going on for, and nobody, I don't know, it's pretty fascinating.
They're more concerned about preserving the ground owl species in Florida, which by the way, is one demerit for you guys.
It's a bird of flight.
It's not a flightless bird.
It can fly.
It just chooses to be a prick and burrow in the ground.
Evolution has selected it.
For being destroyed.
Evolutionists selected it for extinction, but some PTA or city council meeting in Hawaiian shirts decided you want to save it and ruin someone's backyard.
If I lived in Florida, Naples actually has most ground owls and Marco Island.
If I lived in Florida and they said, oh, there's a ground owl here, and they yellow taped a cot, I would blow it away with my .45 without even thinking twice.
I don't give a rat's ass which humane society you call.
And they also eat cats.
There I said it.
So if you're a cat lover, down with owls.
We don't have any.
Ground owls.
Ground owls though.
Did you see those when you were in Florida?
Yeah, but they kill ground cats.
I don't know, dude.
I'm not a naturalist, man.
Wait, wait, wait.
Is there an other than ground cat?
I've never... I don't know owls.
They burrow in the ground?
It's the ground owl.
That just makes it... You've got dinosaurs in Florida.
We've had the ground owl organization.
Burmese pythons and dinosaurs.
I know.
In Florida, of all places.
They've threatened me.
Some ground owl society, because I did a whole campaign about killing all ground owls, making them an extinct species.
I was like, you know, you shouldn't really do that because people might actually go out and harm ground owls.
Good!
Good!
I hope I That's a really good Mexican accent.
That's impressive.
How do they, what do they do?
Just dig a hole?
We will have no more ground owls until every last ground owl has met its demise!
That's a really good Mexican accent.
That's impressive.
Thanks for the save.
All right.
And by the way, here's the thing.
So Florida, they were crapping on Florida while this was happening.
And Cuomo, so Cuomo knew that the media would carry his water.
And I think, look, it's very obvious to make this connection here because nipple barbell Governor Cuomo, his brother has a show and his brother still hasn't covered this story at all.
He's too busy taking nude pictures while his wife tries to sell bleach water to save you from COVID.
He's got a good body, guys.
He's got a good body.
I'm sorry.
How do you think Cuomo knew the media was going to carry his water?
They gave him an Emmy!
They gave him an Emmy for his leadership in the pandemic.
I didn't even know that was a thing!
They gave Governor Cuomo an Emmy!
For acting?
And now we know our suspicions are right about old people dying.
Just look, just look, just look, by the way, they gave him an Emmy.
And just look how smug he was.
Keep in mind, at this point in time, he knew that his policies were leading to the untimely deaths of senior citizens.
The public didn't know.
Do you believe that?
Yes, yes I do.
He actually knew?
Yes.
How could you not know?
You sign an executive order saying we're going to send sick COVID patients into senior living homes, and you go, oh wow, we have a record number of deaths in senior living homes, and Florida basically is one big giant senior living home.
They're not having any of this.
Was he sending them back when they were done, though?
When they were no longer sick?
No.
He was sending back infected patients.
And by the way, that's still not as bad as Michigan.
You won't even believe Michigan when I get to it.
It makes no sense, and it gets worse.
But he knew the media was going to carry the water.
This is how smug he was at this moment in time, knowing his policies and the repercussions.
Our House Republicans are looking into New York's March 25th order that directed nursing homes to take in infected patients.
This thing is not going away, sir.
6,300 people died in New York nursing homes.
That is the most in this country.
The Republicans, Stephanie, are playing politics.
They don't want to talk about how they are now handling this COVID virus.
Yes, I understand that.
And there are facts also, Stephanie.
So let's look at the facts, right?
Rather than the political rhetoric.
Okay, listen, I know you're trying to distract us with your nipple barbells, but the facts are you guys have worse death rates than anywhere in the country, and you guys decided to send people to nursing homes.
And by the way, now they're admitting it!
So we actually have this quote from his top aide, Melissa DeRosa.
This is the beauty with conservative news and what we do here.
It's not just some anonymous source.
It's not someone who was briefed on a conversation between Trump and Kevin McCarthy, who wasn't even there, but was briefed on a phone call.
Melissa DeRosa, this is an actual quote in the new report, his top aide, we were in a position where we weren't sure if what we were going to give the Department of Justice, this is overlay N there, Token Owen, we were in a position where we weren't sure if what we were going to give the Department of Justice or what we give to you guys, and what we started saying was going to be used against us and we weren't sure if there was going to be an investigation.
And basically we froze, which is today's word of the day.
Like most of you at home.
By the way, the person to use froze in a most creative sentence in the comments section actually gets a jar of Corda Black Garrett's beard yeast.
Ooh, that's good.
So froze.
Use froze in a sentence.
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OK.
She just basically went out there and said, we thought we were going to get in legal trouble, and we didn't want to give it to them.
We were afraid they were going to use it against us.
Go with me for a second here, okay?
Listen, try and come at it from my point of view.
Cuomo's top eight.
We thought That once the rest of you knew that we knowingly enacted a policy that killed all your grandparents, we thought, and I realize that I was wrong now because I'm looking at all of you and I think that you're all very gracious people, but I thought that maybe you would be really mad.
That'd be an investigation.
And PS, save the ground owls.
Save the ground owls.
But I do care about ground owls.
That's the worst.
Not only are you admitting to the crime, you're admitting that the cover-up was not even due to a guilty conscience.
You're admitting that, like, we really, look, look, we really tried to cover this up.
And you guys helped us for a long time.
It was really convenient.
Oh, I see.
You can never see things from our point of view.
She may as well have just gone, oops.
She didn't mean well.
Here's my quote, oops.
At this point, look, you should lie.
You should just say, we had no idea that sending infected patients into nursing homes would cause the mortality rate to climb up.
But I knew that, and I'm not a virologist.
Well, the entire world knew that because we had Italy to look at, and we're like, oh, it's going through old people like a buzzsaw, like you said.
Maybe we should... And we even said this early on.
14 older people.
Was this a bureaucratic...
Yes.
Mishap?
And did Wilmer not know this?
It wasn't a mishap.
It was a conscious decision.
It was a conscious decision.
I feel like that's very cynical.
There have been several governors who have done this.
The worst is Governor Whitmer.
But you're right.
It went through Italy, which obviously had more senior citizens.
Especially up in the north.
Because the senior citizens in Italy live with their families.
So they were exposed to young people.
But we knew.
And that's how it should be in this country.
But somehow Stanley Tucci, somehow lucky for us, Stanley Tucci made it out alive and has a show on CNN.
Oh, that's good, yeah.
Good, okay.
We get it.
Did you know that they don't eat pasta as a main dish in Italy?
Yeah, we understand it.
They eat it as a side dish, you smug prick.
Stanley Tucci did that awesome video that was so inspiring where he made cocktail.
I take responsibility.
I will no longer allow off-color jokes to be uttered in my presence.
Thank you, Stan.
We appreciate it.
Mr. Tucci.
You're like, what kind of jokes were you hearing in your presence?
That's how you become anti-racist, Steven.
I'm not going to stand for any of this.
Is ruin other people's parties.
That's right.
That's right, and save the ground elves!
Let's scratch Stanley off the guest list!
Yeah, the party of the future is just us standing around not saying or doing anything.
So, okay, I gotta go back to this, because Cuomo's not the only one.
This is important.
This is something you may not know, because I'm a Michigander, but I was born in Detroit.
Oh, you are?
I was born in Detroit, then raised in Montreal, and I split my time between here and Michigan.
I spent a lot of time in Michigan.
That's where you get your length of bone, all that milk.
Sorry.
Michigan's not a milk state.
You guys drink milk.
You guys are a bunch of milk drinkers.
You probably sucked on cows as a kid, Crowder.
Well, look at my tom brain.
I don't know.
You got a barrel chest, you got a tailpiece on you, and you're tall.
We need to get you a girlfriend.
Alright, buddy.
I'm only 10%.
So the rates, even though we don't know them because they're being withheld, I bet you in Michigan are much worse.
So here's where Michigan is worse.
So good, one down, another one to go.
We have, and I mean that figuratively, I mean one down where now we've discovered the truth in New York.
We haven't brought any accountability yet.
We'll see if this guy is kicked out of office, if there's some, if you're, I think at least remove the emergency powers.
Yeah.
Because it's under the guys' emergency powers that these people use.
They grossly abuse their authority.
So in Michigan, they had a policy of putting COVID patients in nursing homes.
But it's even worse, because as far as I understand it, Michigan went a step further than New York.
Now, I know Michigan did this.
I don't know if New York did or not.
I know New York sent old sick patients back into nursing homes.
Michigan, you remember that famous video of the black schizophrenic beating the old guy in the nursing home?
Yeah.
Sure don't, but I can't wait to watch.
You don't remember that video?
He was punching an old guy in the face, and the old guy ended up dying.
You find that hilarious, Brian.
I'm glad I made a joke about something terrible.
But hold on, he didn't die from his injuries in the beating, right?
No, he died because he started himself to death because he was depressed.
And everyone said, why did this happen?
We showed you that video.
I don't want to show it again.
You can go and watch that previous episode.
I can't.
I don't want to watch it.
He was in the nursing home, and he was like in his 20s, because he had COVID.
So this is the thing that Michigan did.
They sent young sick patients into nursing homes, using nursing homes as like a quarantine unit.
So you didn't even have to be a senior citizen to go into a senior living facility in Michigan.
You could be 25, 32, 19, as long as you are of legal age and were a direct threat to the lives of those in the senior living home.
With COVID!
So that's what they did in Michigan.
I know you're saying it's cynical, but in Michigan anyway, there was a bipartisan bill that was presented, both Democrats and Republicans, saying you have to stop this policy.
You have to change this policy.
You can't be sending sick people, especially now knowing what we know the virus does to old people, She vetoed it.
She vetoed the bill that came split from Republicans and Democrats.
So it was recognized she had a time to course correct and she didn't and that is why, for people who don't know, we held a rally in Lansing where we were asking Governor Whitmer to release the Whitmer death toll in case you've forgotten.
34% of all your deaths, only 34% come from senior living homes.
Show of hands.
That's the number she told the public.
So let me be clear, all of these other states here, their total deaths are 34% when you include
assisted living facilities, nursing homes, adult foster facilities, and homes for the aged.
How many currently active licensed facilities are there in Michigan?
Over 10 times that amount, folks!
Wow.
There are over 4,400 currently active licensed... Proud of her president.
Oh, by the way, here's my question.
They're trying to say that they're like, oh, like 50 people showed up.
No, there were 3,000 people who showed up.
We had an expert head counter.
And then they tried to say that some people may have been called to violence when they stormed the Capitol.
No, no.
We literally said at that rally at least five times, we're talking about peaceful protest here.
And by the way, since then, Governor Whitmer has, under the guise of emergency powers, denied Thousands of FOIA requests, of Freedom of Information requests, all we have asked is that you submit your own request to Governor Whitmer so that she releases the totality of the deaths.
She released 2,000 deaths, but that's only 442 nursing homes.
There are over 4,000, so is it 10 times the number?
Why did you selectively only choose those homes?
Was it like a sampling?
Not according to the data that we have.
So please, everyone right now, you can go to Michigan.gov, submit your own FOIA request, just asking for the total number of deaths in senior living homes, and be sure to tweet it using the hashtag Whitmer death toll because look this isn't about violence this is about keeping your elected officials accountable and she hasn't answered any of you.
But I have I have sort of skeptical hippo eyes a little bit so help me with this.
I don't understand if provided that you're talking about Cuomo and Whitmer they both have a political aspirations they're political animals.
Right, so why would they, they had to have known that this was going to be a political liability and they had to have known that this eventually was going to be uncovered.
I mean, right?
So walk me through the logic of why, where is the political expediency
and where's the political advantage in sending young people to senior citizen homes, et cetera?
I'll tell you exactly why.
So first off at that point, you have to remember we had a year to,
well, now it's over a year.
It was supposed to be 15 days to flatten the curve.
It was flatten the curve, flatten the curve, flatten the curve.
We can't have hospitals overburdened.
So at that point in time, they were judging states by how many people
were in hospital beds, what the hospital, the occupancy rate was.
And we know that old people die from COVID.
And so there's, let's put them in these senior living facilities
and they would champion, look, our beds are not overrun like these other states.
And why did they do that and not think that it would ever eventually be uncovered?
For the same reason that Bill Clinton never thought that his affair would be uncovered until Matt Drudge came out.
People knew about it, it was an open secret, and he just thought the media was going to carry his water.
So they figure these people are 86, they're going to die anyway, better to have empty hospital beds, I'll look like I've flattened the curve, and you know, we're not going to dig up their graves and do tests on whether or not they died, right?
And they knew the media was going to carry their water.
What about Hillary Clinton and the email servers?
This is also why they want to get rid of people like us from the big tech platforms.
Why Brian Stelter calls for the banning of shows, specifically he said, shows that get higher views than CNN on YouTube, which is referring to us.
Sounds really hurt about that.
The only reason you guys know about Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, is because that was the emergence of Drudge Report.
The only reason you know about Anthony Weiner, by the way, is because of Andrew Breitbart.
He was going to get up on that stage and say it's all a lie and the media was going to say that Andrew Breitbart was a slanderous fool.
The only reason that you know about this right now is because of alternative media.
The only reason you know about the Whitmer death toll is because of us.
No one else covered it, and everybody knew about it.
This is a bill.
You can see that she vetoed the bill, bipartisan bill, saying stop sending sick patients into nursing homes.
She vetoed it, and the media didn't cover it.
They know that they can act without any accountability whatsoever because they assume and they bank on the media covering their tracks.
That's why right now it's a fight on what they refer to as alternative media because this is where we can actually shine a light on it.
Is the mainstream media picking up these stories?
Are they hammering Cuomo and Whitmer?
I have not seen him hammer it.
Now they've had to bring it up because it's gotten legs and it was trending on Twitter.
They're late to the game every single time.
They're late to the game and they don't give it nearly as much.
Well let's look right now.
CDC new school reopening guidelines.
It's the same story that was on there earlier.
We've been here all morning with you guys.
They had CDC reopening school guidelines, okay, and then they had Trump still in legal trouble despite being acquitted, and now they're back to CDC new school.
They're in New York!
Her backdrop is New York!
You could just have throngs of hanging old people, just their legs dangling, and they would still say it's great.
Have you ever talked to a liberal journalist at a place like, let's say, Huffington Post or BuzzFeed?
What's fascinating is I just interviewed a guy named Alistair Bostwick, a really smart guy who worked at Huffington Post, he worked at BuzzFeed, he now is with Verizon, and I was very impressed with some of his YouTube videos.
He's a journalist for Verizon?
Yeah, well he's freelance, so he works with me.
And I gotta make it public, it's on Conspiracy Social Club, but he said something really interesting.
I said, if you at Huffington Post had a story, let's say, about how Trump's deregulation, like just a policy that might have been in some instances good for the economy, right?
I mean, there's a positive aspect to one of his policies.
Would it get greenlit?
He said it would get greenlit.
However, would it be promoted?
Would it be put to the front of their page?
Probably not.
And then what would happen is you'd come to work, and people would cut their eyes at you, and there'd be chat boards about you, the way they did to Barry Weiss at the New York Times.
And after a while as a human being, you don't want to come to work and be hated every day.
You might be able to deal with that for a year.
But even though you're dealing with an objective truth that's newsworthy, nah, it's better to just go over to Breitbart or somewhere where you can actually, I don't know, people won't be And that's a major problem!
Well, I can give you a public example of that.
Van Jones, who's about as liberal as liberal can get, and this is a guy who believes that all prisoners are political prisoners, I don't know what that means, but okay, and doesn't believe in prisons at all, and he actually was supportive of Donald Trump's prison reform, because Donald Trump actually did help and release quite a few non-violent drug offenders, and when he was on The View, what's her name, the chubby one, Anna Navarro.
The same last name as the guy from In Excess.
Big bone, please.
Insulin intolerant.
Sir, please.
Portly.
And she was like, you took a picture with Candace Owens.
Do you regret that?
He was like, no, I don't.
You should apologize for that!
She's a white supremacist.
Yes, she's one of those notorious black white supremacists.
And everyone jumped on him except for Meghan McCain for taking a picture with Candace Owens and for saying Donald Trump did some good work on criminal justice reform.
So that shows you right there.
There you go.
They didn't talk about it at all on The View.
And this is something that basically Donald Trump was the first president to do what all the liberals were saying any president needed to do.
And when Van Jones said, I'll work with anyone if they're making progress in this area, they attacked him and they ostracized him.
So you see it happening in public every day.
Oh, speaking of which, we're actually going to go private because there are some things we can't necessarily We also have story time with Bryce where you hear a story about how he actually almost was locked away in a federal internment camp for a long time.
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