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Feb. 8, 2021 - Louder with Crowder
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Bruce Springsteen's Super Bowl Hypocrisy | Tulsi Gabbard Guests | Louder with Crowder
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History is gonna change.
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This Week in Feminism.
I got a job, and then I didn't show up.
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Uh.
I'm a stranger and a punk. That's what I know.
I'm a stranger and a punk. I got the funk.
I'm a stranger and a punk.
That is delicious.
It's the sound of winning.
Still winning, even when we're losing.
Hey, what does that sound mean?
It's the Hodge twins!
How are you, Keith and Kevin?
Oh, we're doing great, man.
Tell everyone who's watching, which one's Keith, which one's Kevin?
I'm Keith, he's Kevin.
See, that was actually just for me.
Which one do I shoot?
And best way to follow you guys is?
YouTube conservative twins YouTube conservative twins for as long as they allow it by the way
We'll also be doing an impeachment stream tomorrow live fact-checking some guests
We don't know when they start because oh, you know your tax paid employers employees there
They don't know they don't follow a schedule no no so we just have to kind of follow them
Kind of like the people who follow the Grateful Dead around.
We're going to wait until the impeachment trial starts, and we will stream it live with live-action the entire time.
Gerald A., how are you?
I am well.
You mean the sham trial?
We're actually going to watch that?
Sham trial?
Don't say that.
We could get removed for that.
Sham Wow, yeah.
Quarterback Garrett, how are you?
Yo, what's up?
What's Monday, dude?
Do we know who we have on the show today?
We have Tulsi Gabbard.
What?
And the Hoshwins didn't think that we actually had Tulsi Gabbard.
Yeah, she's pretty.
Well yeah, but you said earlier before, you were like, you were like, OH YOU'RE ACTUALLY HAVING TOASTED GABADON?!
Wow.
You thought it was going to be... Bad voice, huh?
Like a fake... I really sound like that?
Yeah!
I mean, to a white guy, right?
Don't we all sound like this to you?
There's my name in the tailpipe.
It's Toasted Gabadon!
It's actually not that far from what I just did.
But cultural differences, which brings us actually to, I don't know if you guys know, half of you know, it is Black History Month!
Really?
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Give us some respect.
Yes.
You get a whole damn month.
A whole damn month.
I want the whole year like the white people got.
Well, you get a whole damn month every fourth year.
Yeah, it's a short month.
And then you get a short month.
Listen, come on.
Baby steps.
You can vote.
Quarterback Eric, give us some Black History Month thoughts.
Alright, due to rampant White privilege.
Yeah.
In the entertainment industry, it's hard to be, you know, a black man and get in the entertainment industry.
Right.
You don't get into any movies or TV shows.
Right.
But that all changed in 1986 when Lawrence Fishburne actually broke in and became the first black man to ever be in a TV show.
Or film.
Or film, that's right.
Or film.
And it was for his great role as Cowboy Curtis in Pee-wee.
They call me Mr. Curtis!
So we have a lot to get to today.
We're going to have Tulsi Gabbard.
We're going to have the top five, because I don't know if you know AOC last week, she was faking that she was shot.
Yeah, yeah.
That whole thing.
Almost.
That whole thing.
Almost.
But this has been happening a while.
Then Friday, I think it was Friday, not to be outdone, Biden was like, I was shot!
And they're like, what?
And they're like, I was shot!
I'm Spartacus!
I'm a dipshit!
And not to be out, because we have the top five Democrat fake crimes, which is different from hate crimes, like Jussie Smollett, Bubba.
We've already done those.
We can compile dozens of those.
These are just Democrat politicians and candidates who lied about crimes.
We're going to do that before Tulsi Gabbard.
But before that, Super Bowl happened last night, and everyone was talking about this mumbling bag of human excrement I've never liked.
Time for our segment on Bruce Springsteen, what a piece of shit.
He looked like a piece of shit.
Alright, so you gotta mute us during the stingers there, Tim the Toolman.
What's this guy doing here?
What's this guy doing on CNN?
That man shouldn't be allowed on television.
What is that?
He's like Bill Nye took the reverse Captain America serum.
It did work.
The issue that the Biden administration UK variant spreading rapidly throughout the US.
I'm more concerned with whatever makes you that spreading rapidly throughout the United States.
Carbohydrates.
Can we get Michelle Obama to force him a sack lunch?
Okay, so Bruce Springsteen.
Listen, you said you guys liked Bruce Springsteen.
Yeah, he's got this one song.
It's kind of creepy.
Yeah, what is it?
Well, how's it go?
Hey little girl, is your daddy home?
I was like, It's called Man on Fire.
No, I'm on fire.
I'm on fire.
I want something.
Well, the clap will beep.
It burns.
It sounds creepy, but it's a nice song.
It's a great song for a child molester.
us. They just play it as you fly into Lolita Express to Pedophile Island like Nazi propaganda.
Leave your inhibitions at the plane, Archehater!
Yeah.
Bruce Springsteen.
There's some clips I wanted to find of Bruce Springsteen, by the way, from back in the day.
Been totally wiped.
He's like Al Pacino.
Here's why I don't like Bruce Springsteen.
His Christmas song is the worst ever.
He's a total fake.
He's a diva.
He calls himself the boss man.
He refers to himself in the third person.
And if you go and look at his old clips, he sounds like Ralph Macchio talking about this one.
And now he's talking like, hey man, I'm from a small working town.
No, you're not.
No, you're not.
You're like Bill O'Reilly.
He talks about the folks.
He hasn't met a folk in 45 years.
Heh heh heh.
Tell us how you really feel, Steve.
All right. So this is a Super Bowl commercial. This is the trend now, right, of course,
as everyone is calling, now that we saw this when Barack Obama was president,
after they called George Bush a Nazi, and after they called Donald Trump a Nazi,
as well as Royce Truly, and of course, famous black Nazis, Ben Shapiro, notorious Jewish Nazi.
Now they're like, forget all that, you're still Nazis, but it's time for unity,
and there's nothing that crystallizes that more tone-deafedly than this Bruce Springsteen
Super Bowl pile of shit. It's not the property of just the fortunate few.
It belongs to us all.
Whoever you are, wherever you're from.
It's what connects us.
I love how they just show him in front of a diner where he would never go.
Never set foot in, ever in his life.
Maybe he would send in his indentured servant and then beat him mercilessly and deport him on visa charges if he brought him something with dairy.
Yeah, I'm down at the diner just drinking my coffee.
Oh, this is drip.
You're going back to Qatar.
Why is he so breathy?
Because he's full of crap.
It's like Al Pacino.
If you go back and watch Al Pacino's best film, Serpico, Hey, listen, what do we do about these dirty cops?
They're here now!
And now he likes big asses!
It's disingenuous, he wants to sound tough, Bruce Springsteen, you've never written a good song, and I could hurt you!
Okay.
Just facts.
He could, he won't.
I love how now they're calling for unity, right?
Hey, let me ask you, Hodge Twins, because you were, you know, you were minority, minority, more conservative voters.
Did you feel like the left wanted to unify with you?
Did they embrace you with open arms?
Hell no!
Yeah, especially the threats we get in our email.
It's like, it's disgusting.
Like, we've been betrayed by the black community.
Yeah.
They say we betrayed them, but they betrayed Well, we actually betrayed each other.
Really?
Have you been in a black community before?
So it's like a Mexican black standoff.
Yeah, something.
Black on black.
It's horrible.
I think it's funny he called for unity.
They the ones started all this shit.
Yeah, don't you remember?
It was before Donald Trump was president when something about Baltimore and Ferguson burned his mother down.
Yeah.
Burn his mother down!
Did you say unity?
I said let's burn some shit!
I think I heard unity.
It's the language of the unheard.
Give that unheard man a megaphone.
It's all over.
This is Bruce Springsteen.
Now he wants... Hey, Unity Man!
This is him not only with vitri... Look, we have a collage here.
You can see just all the vitriolic hatred from Bruce Springsteen.
The worst of the worst.
But here's a letter that he wrote, which is always... Don't you just love it when these self-righteous celebrities write letters that they never expect politicians to write?
It's like, Get Donald Trump!
Fuck you!
It's like, Oh, wow!
Wow!
I'm sure he'll get right on that!
Where are my stamps?
The boss is sending me a letter between bowls of green M&M's and not going to diners.
He's that guy, by the way.
He needs like a pool.
He needs like a bath of seawater and green M&M's.
He's the biggest diva ever known.
What?
Go read the Alice Cooper biography, too.
It's hilarious.
Him and John Lennon used to pour beer in his boot.
And he was like, hey, he don't pour beer in my boot, man.
Like, I don't know.
I ain't going to do nothing because I'm bitch.
I've never, anyone, you can go back to the very first show I'd ever done when this was on radio like eight years ago and an entire segment was on just how much I couldn't stand Bruce Springsteen.
Well every single year when we get around Christmas you bring up his terrible song.
Every single year.
Santa Claus is coming to town.
Santa Claus is coming to town.
What?
You're not a stylist.
You're not a Lou Reed.
I'm not a vocalist.
I'm more of a vocal stylist.
No, you're a shit stylist.
OK?
That's what you are.
Some people, they paint with water.
Some people, oil paintings pastels.
You shit.
All right.
So, this is him apologizing for letting Trump win.
This is actually Bruce Springsteen in a letter.
Imagine if I had done that for two or three weeks.
If I had bird-dogged the man, I could have stolen his audience, stolen all his TV crews.
You don't think they would have rushed to me and wanted to hear my opinion on the big man?
Not only would I have won over some of his supporters, but Trump almost definitely at some point would have come after me.
And how bad do you think that would have been for him?
You think the new boss could have attacked the original and got away with it?
Because he invented being an employer.
He doesn't like being upstage!
You know he would have had to come after me.
Can you imagine if he attacked Bruce Springsteen?
Now just to be clear, this is Bruce Springsteen referring to Bruce Springsteen and the boss in the third person.
I am Spartacus!
In case you doubted his piece of shittedness.
By the way, he thinks all Trump supporters are racists.
I don't know if you knew this.
He's definitely inciting violence.
You know, if you're accusing the sitting president and everyone, 70 million people, who support him for being white supremacists and neo-Nazis, I don't know how that's not inciting violence as opposed to saying, hey, we need to fix the integrity of our election.
So this is something else he wrote.
A good portion of a fine country to my eyes has been through thoroughly hypnotized, brainwashed.
You mix in some jingoism, some phony patriotism, fear of the black planet, vanity, narcissism, paranoia, and conspiracy theories.
Vanity?
Narcissism?
Like referring to yourself in the third person.
They'd all flock to me.
They don't flock to me.
They flock to the boss!
They flock to me because I was born in the USA!
I didn't even buy that.
I didn't even buy that.
You were the one born in Kenya.
Barney, they're coming for you!
Can we change those lyrics, man?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is him when he was young.
Yeah, well, you know, I feel like I need to be taken more seriously.
I know, how about we call you the boss?
Oh, but I've never actually employed anybody.
Oh, no, no, no, I'll just be a gimmick.
And, uh, you know, we know you're from a relatively wealthy family.
How about we just change you like the working?
Oh, like the working man, and I could change my... I could change my voice like this!
People will think that I'm tougher than I am!
Even though I'm five foot two, and I wear six inch platforms!
He's like the same height as Prince, huh?
He also said he threatened to leave the United States if Trump won and he'd go to Australia.
He didn't do that, did he?
No.
No, he didn't.
Well, I think he said that if he was re-elected.
That's always what happens.
It's like when he's first elected, he's like, I'm gonna move away.
I'm like, you know what?
I understand.
I can't leave y'all.
How are y'all gonna handle the Donald Trump presidency without the boss, man?
So I'm gonna stick it through until he loses the next election.
Then we're gonna push for the midterm primaries!
Stop it!
He's the biggest corporate sellout that exists.
Anyway, do you have anything else that you guys want to add to Bruce Springsteen?
He's a pedophile?
Is that it?
That's a creepy song, but I love it.
Hey little girl, it's your daddy boy.
When you sing it, it sounds worse.
It does.
I don't know that song.
It's actually one of the creepiest songs ever written.
Y'all, you need to listen to the lyrics.
It's real creepy.
But this is a song that you guys liked.
I love it.
Not just like, look.
I like when you do that, uh, well, whatever.
That's a great way to bring in Tulsi Gabb.
I think it's probably, what is it?
Hey little girl, is your daddy home?
I don't know.
I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.
Just tell him it's the boss in your bedroom!
Rattling hangers.
I don't know.
I don't have anything else to say, but that's it.
Listen, Bruce, don't buy what they're selling now, unity.
And I've said this, unity over a lie is still a lie.
Unity over a lie is still a lie.
I don't care.
Listen, sometimes people say that I'm a centrist because I'm willing to talk with almost anybody.
Not only to talk with people who are actually advocating murder.
Actually, I've done that.
I've had Imam Chowdhury on the show.
You were there.
You advocated that I be killed.
That was an eye-opener.
Rightfully so.
That's when I was doing the show from your warehouse.
It was Dean Cain and then an Imam who was like, you need to die.
I stepped in it now!
Next question.
By the way, so the unity thing, this isn't unity.
Unity is I will come your way a little bit, you will come my way a little bit, we'll compromise, we'll be unified.
This is unity if you agree with what we're saying.
Unify on my side.
It's not even honest.
Hey, why you trying to break us apart, man?
No, you did it!
All I want to do is a lockdown for all small businesses!
out the small investor, make everybody wear triple quadruple masks despite no science,
and sit in little girls' closets.
Can't unify with that.
Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, Nazi, unify.
By the way, I don't know if you know what happened after the actual Nazis in Germany.
History lesson, by the way.
World War II was the Nazis, Hitler, all that.
Fascists.
Bad guys.
When you unify with them, they kick them out.
And that's why when people say, hey, I don't think they want Republicans at all.
I think they want to round us up and boot us from social media, boot us from the workforce.
Re-educate.
It's because you referred to all of us, including the black gentleman in here and the quarter
black gentleman in here and the Asian in here, as Nazis.
So when you referred to us as Nazis and you say that we need to be re-educated and deprogrammed
after the election, we assume that you probably want to treat us the way one would reasonably
treat actual Nazis.
And then your calls for unity fall on deaf ears.
And that's why Bruce Springsteen...
It's a huge piece of shit!
Alright, by the way, you can follow us on Instagram if you want to watch my progress
from my broken femur and knee.
It's disgusting.
There's more Joe Louis on there.
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$30 off. He's a nerd. He's got some white privilege.
Hard at work.
And of course, we take your chat later.
We'll have some extended Tulsi Gabbard, which we'll talk about some stuff that we're not allowed to talk about here on the YouTube Overlords, which reminds me!
I'm glad you guys are here, because over the break, and you guys know that we've had to prepare for a lot of legal issues.
We were suing Facebook, half-Asian billboards, and I think we'll be on impeachment stream tomorrow, but there have also been some issues with YouTube.
Now here's the beauty, YouTube hasn't hit us with hard strikes, even though they typically do for hate speech violations, but I think it's probably because these things were already cleared and we've already been audited from YouTube, and now we have to change things retroactively, but during the break, We had quite a few of our old episodes removed for violation of hate speech guidelines.
And when that happens, you know, I have to look through the analytics and say, okay, what's the trend here?
What's the constant?
And I don't know if you can bring up the overlay.
Yeah, these are two.
I realized that both of them were episodes with the Hodge twins.
Right away.
It said hate speech.
And I go, wait, which episode was this?
And I had to go back to our cross-reference.
And I just fast forward to a moment, anywhere in there.
and it's one of you going, this is not a vendor!
And we're out again.
There it goes, it's gone.
But I'm black, I can say that.
I thought so, but you know what?
Just apparently not.
Do you know how many musicians just making money off their work?
Yeah.
It's crazy.
YouTube's colorblind.
Yeah, YouTube is colorblind.
Well, their algorithm that just hears audio is colorblind, unless you're complex and you have them on speed dial for...
For Lil Wayne dropping his latest sneaker.
That happened when we went to a YouTube conference and they brought all these conservatives and they had some lady come up from, like, Complex to talk about, like, guidelines.
And I just read the quote with the N-word in front of her.
That was, like, nine times.
So, what is this?
What's the rule?
Like, what's the real question?
We'll get back to you.
I'll circle back.
They never circled back, never.
Question of the day, before we move on here, why do you think it is that Democrats just, why do you think they just make up crimes?
I'm just always surprised, not just, and I don't just mean like politicians like Jussie Smollett and all that stuff.
I mean, it's still the funniest one.
But Hillary Clinton, AOC, Ilhan Omar, Joe Biden, like this, to me, I think it's because there's a rush to victimhood because that's more celebrated than accomplishments.
In the left, but you tell me, why do you think it is that they do this constantly?
And this was also, to me, you know what bothered me so much?
I was listening to, I have like news updates that I listen to every morning.
So I have BBC, ABC, Fox News, NPR, and I was listening to ABC News, and this was the Friday
newscast, right?
ABC News, ba-ba-ba-ba.
It reminds me a lot of ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
So I'm in my car listening to it, and it covered the AOC story.
Like, AOC describes her harrowing experience on Capitol Hill.
This is Friday.
So I thought that, in the spirit of trying to appear balanced, they would address the controversy and rebut it.
Some conservatives have questioned her report, but they never addressed it.
On Friday morning, they just acted like AOC told her story, and she was a survivor.
They never even addressed the fact that she wasn't there.
That's the issue you guys have to deal with.
It's not the lies that you see proactively.
That's why I don't really have a problem with MSNBC.
It's the lies by omission.
People listening to ABC genuinely have no idea that she was nowhere near the capital insurrection, no pipe bombs were planted there, and she's generally full of shit.
They don't have any idea if they listen to ABC or Brian Williams.
Or any other news outlet for that matter.
He's at MSNBC, but the point is, I just like them all.
There's a hatred in my heart that I'm not proud of.
You're working on it!
So, have you guys read this article from Time Magazine?
Yes.
I'm glad they're prepared.
So, let me know if you read this and if you think it's an unfair characterization for folks out there.
But Time Magazine basically admitted... Well, before we get to Time Magazine, some of you may have forgotten that Joe Biden said this.
We have put together, I think, the most Extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics.
Okay, on the surface that seems bad.
I think it's missing context.
When you extend the context, you realize he's crazy.
So I think he meant to say something else, but I don't exactly.
Could you imagine if Donald Trump had said that?
The point is, like, I don't think, listen, I don't think, if they were, if there was a mass voter, I think the last person to know would be Joe Biden.
They'd be like, huh?
Because they'd be like, you can't let him, you can't let him know about it for crying out loud!
We have to cork his fork so he doesn't lose an eye when he's out there eating filet!
We can't tell him about the massive... So anyway... It'd be funny if they see the fact check on that one.
It says, Joe Biden has dementia.
He didn't really mean that.
Mostly false.
Oh, so he did have the largest vote of right.
That is also false.
So he's crazy and he misspoke or you are false.
How are you?
What?
It's just a picture of you from your webcam.
You were spying on... Wow.
Much like a five-year-old, Joe Biden repeats everything he hears.
Right.
He shouldn't have said that in public.
Listen, man.
It's inclusive.
Come on.
The human head weighs eight pounds.
Salute to Marie!
My neighbor has six bunny rabbits, okay?
That's the thing!
So, he was mostly right, and this is according to Time Magazine.
It was actually an election fortification system.
Like cereal with vitamins.
So, last Thursday, Time Magazine ran this article.
It's called, The Secret History of the Shadow Campaign That Saved the 2020 Election.
Now, I encourage you to read the full article.
We link to it at ladderwithcrowder.com because I know what people will say that we're taking this out of context because they're trying to spin everything we're about to read to you as a positive, but some would argue it's tone deaf.
Yeah, maybe.
So this is the article it's describing.
It's meant to be sort of satirical, but look, it says, a well-funded cabal of powerful people ranging across industries and ideologies working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage, and control the flow of information.
They were not rigging the election, they were fortifying it, and they believe the public needs to understand the system's fragility in order to ensure that democracy in America... so look, Here's the thing.
They're trying to say they weren't rigging the elections.
They were just trying to make sure that the elections were fair and that Donald Trump was silenced from all private industry.
And it talks about the AFL-CIO, big tech, media.
They're trying to say it wasn't rigged, and I understand what they're saying, through anything like Dominion or a massive voter fraud scheme.
What they're trying to say is We were rigging it by making sure that the media covered Donald Trump negatively compared to Joe Biden at 9 to 1.
They were rigging it in the sense that they made sure Hunter Biden was removed from Big Tech as false information.
They were rigging it to make sure that people could vote by mail with no identification for the first time.
They were rigging it to make sure that anything Republicans suggested as voter security would be considered racist and their lackeys in Big Tech would continue.
That's what they were doing, and they were doing it for your own good.
Here's more from the article.
They got states to change voting systems?
Oh!
And laws, and helped secure hundreds of millions in public and private funding.
Zuckerberg there.
They fended off voter suppression lawsuits, recruited armies of poll workers, and got millions of people to vote by mail for the first time.
Go back to our vote by mail article.
Or a video that we did where we just documented elections that had to be overturned or rerun because vote-by-mail was a problem.
Not saying fraud.
There were errors with vote-by-mail.
Almost by design here.
They successfully pressured social media companies to take a harder line against disinformation and use data-driven strategies to fight viral smears.
In a way, Trump was right!
There was a conspiracy unfolding behind the scenes, one that both curtailed the protests and coordinated the resistance from CEOs.
Now listen, this is very clear that Democrats are trying to steal the next elections.
I can't talk about the previous elections, but what they talk about here.
Very clear they're trying to rig the elections, trying to steal the next elections.
Very clear what they're trying to do through voter laws, what they're trying to do without voter ID by having massive immigration and amnesty.
So since we could, of course, be punished for this, hit the notification bell.
Which may or may not work by the time you're clicking this, because subscriptions don't necessarily work.
You were about to say something.
I was going to say, so they assume that they're on the side of the angels here, right?
They're doing the Lord's work, essentially, and everything that we do to silence any of this stuff that we don't like to hear, any of the viewpoints that we don't like, is good and it's good for you.
And I think the scariest... Good for you!
Exactly.
Well, that's the scariest part of this, because they think that they're so right.
They're like, we silenced all these other... Do you hear what you just said?
You silenced opinions you disagreed with, simply because you disagreed with them.
Can you use the word cabal?
Well here's the thing, they're trying to use it ironically, and I understand people will say, you're taking this out of context because they're talking about actually making the elections better.
But the way they do it, think about this for a second, they are describing the Hunter Biden story being removed.
From social media.
That's by design.
They're saying this.
This is by design.
And hundreds of millions in private and public funding.
Things that happen in the election that cocks your eyebrow like, hmm, it seems weird that they're punting the Hunter Biden story.
It seems weird that they're punting the Kamala Harris story about imprisoning nonviolent drug offenders.
That's by design.
The election wasn't rigged by just, we're not just talking about, long before that.
You cannot compete against the kind of free advertising that the democratic system gives you.
Their final quote, a couple more quotes, I think I read that, they fended off voter suppression lawsuits, recruited armies of poll workers, got millions, yeah, so they got people to vote for mail by the first time, recruited armies of poll workers, armies of poll workers, which on its face sounds preppy enough, but it seems increasingly, like how, did that play a significant role?
Armies of poll workers?
In this completely fair, 100% legitimate election, we cannot criticize it, otherwise we'd be removed from YouTube.
There's voter fraud that occurs individually, but did not affect the election in any way.
G.I.
Armies of poll workers.
Let's see what they did.
And I have seen some women who came to me and said, let's get these MFs out.
Accusing them of something like, your mask slipped, you were not six feet away, so you need to go out, and you know, your phone was out, and they were really intimidating all these white people.
So they had the shift change.
At 6am, Mr. Baxter and his management team got back on the microphone and said, this is what the new shift change, the new employees, says, this is what democracy is supposed to look like.
Right in front of everyone, the whole room cheered.
Remember this guy?
The army of poll workers booted him even though he had every right to be there.
This is the city of... This is the city of...
Nothing to see here!
Nope.
Just breaking the chain of custody.
I just got over all this.
Y'all pissed me off.
All over again.
Well, this is what they said, right?
Vote by mail.
Right?
And this wasn't the same process as an absentee ballot.
No.
By the way, this is one of those things where it's a United States issue.
Other countries don't look at voter ID as racist.
They're like, what?
You guys don't have any kind of identification that's needed for voting?
How did you know?
Really?
How do you do the vote?
Well, that sounds silly.
Right?
This is accepted at all the countries that you love to praise, right?
Like even some of the socialist ones and the Norwegian countries that really are the population of the state of Rhode Island and are entirely homogenous.
It looks like skim milk if you have to look at the demographics.
What I don't get when Democrats are doing all this, why did Republicans just let it happen?
They didn't do anything.
They didn't do anything.
They certainly didn't do enough.
And this is one of those things too, Democrats were talking about it.
You can look at the Jimmy Carter Commission, you can look at the letters from Elizabeth Warren and Amy Klobuchar specifically that were being sent to, I don't know if it was the No, absolutely not.
company of dominion where they were expressing obvious they had doubts in
the security of our election and Republicans did not do enough. No
absolutely not and when we had the laws changed when it quoted that part says we
got what laws were changed was this was this in Pennsylvania where you changed
the law illegally to make it okay to vote after the deadline
Yeah.
Well, that wasn't the only state to do that.
No, I know.
I'm just saying that's one of the biggest, right?
So tell all of these things that you're bragging about, all these things that you're so patriotic about doing, right, to help fortify our election to make sure... What did you actually do?
Tell me what laws you changed that were for the good of the people.
Well, the labor unions who were behind this, where it talks about the article, they put themselves out of a job with the pipeline.
They're like, yeah!
Oh, that's not your first move, Mr. President.
Day one?
I'd like to announce my Keystone Pipeline czar.
Hey, we're gonna shut it down!
Oh, man.
Bruce Springsteen has no qualifications as it relates to energy independence.
Unemployment's coming to town.
Yeah, born in the USA!
Such a communist.
It's pretty bad.
So anyway, listen, go read this article, and I know that people say you're taking it out of context.
No, I understand that they think all of these things are for your own good.
I think that it's pretty crappy, and I think that now they're flagrantly admitting to things that Republicans were complaining about and sounding the alarm about.
Now it's just they know nothing can be done.
They know nothing can be done.
Republicans didn't fight enough back then, and you're gonna see all these Republicans grow a backbone now and be the party of no, like with Barack Obama.
Don't you do that!
Really?
What happened when you had power?
Nothing!
Mitch McConnell, you did nothing!
You win nothing!
Good day, sir!
Right, well there's a common thread here between Antifa and what the left is doing right now.
Antifa is this party that's supposed to be, or this group, it's supposed to be against fascism.
And they're against fascism by being fascist.
By being fascist, yeah.
And so Democrats are supposed to be for fair elections, and they're being for fair elections by rigging elections, essentially the safe, fair elections, I'm sorry I misspoke, that didn't have any, you know, widespread fraud.
No, there was no impact On the final election, of course, we would never say on YouTube that there are verifiably tens, hundreds of thousands of votes that are at the very least illegitimate and couldn't be counted, that they didn't do paper ballot recounts, and that there still are some courts moving, some cases moving through the courts.
We can say that all these things obviously added up in tandem, but none of it Impacted the election, Ms.
Wojcicki.
So, let's move on, guys.
And Biden got 80 million votes.
That's crazy.
Still counting, though.
He could get 100.
Who knows?
They're controlling the information.
That whole Hunter Biden story, if every news media outlet added the facts of those emails and those pictures, he would have never got elected.
No.
And think about this for a second, right?
They didn't air it.
Twitter was the one that banned the New York Post because they said, oh, it's a violation of our privacy laws, right?
Of hacking of private information.
But they did release what turned out to be mostly debunked Donald Trump's tax returns.
Which were guaranteed hacked.
Guaranteed hacked.
It was like two weeks after.
That was years of somebody working their way into the swamp in administration to get their hands on incomplete tax returns to give a story to the New York Times that the media ran with too sweet up until the election.
Hunter Biden was so cracked out of his mind he didn't pick up his iPad at Geek Squad.
Yeah, and they couldn't claim they didn't know because they've been trying to get Donald Trump to release his tax returns.
For years.
They knew that they were obtained illegally.
There's no way.
What the hell is on a tax return?
It's nothing but a bunch of damn numbers.
No, no, no, no.
Here's what it is.
You owe $400 million to overseas corporates.
Have you ever heard of a mortgage?
The building's worth a billion.
Maybe I owe $400 million.
He's going to have bills.
Do you understand how business works?
How much taxes did he pay?
A lot.
He paid a lot in taxes.
Look, you should all whittle down your taxes.
You should all pay as little as you need to in taxes.
I don't know why.
And by the way, liberals do that too.
Look at Bernie Sanders.
That guy, I love with Bernie Sanders, he tips to the absolute decimal.
18%.
And no more.
Wasn't it Joe Biden who wrote off donated underwear to the Salvation Army?
Joe Biden is officially the least charitable president ever in history.
When he was running for... I don't know if we can bring this up.
We can bring it back up later.
I think it was back when he was running for president in 2007, 2008.
It was like he gave $1,000 out of whatever $400,000 or $600,000 earned that year in charity.
Yeah, it was really bad.
Great Catholic!
Huh?
Tithe?
of out of whatever four hundred or six hundred thousand dollars earned that
yeah it was really bad pretty low ratio huh tithe the whole thing's the wafer man okay all right show
that's my gotta get the way for we hold you to a different standard when we
expect you to have the intellectual capacity of Tom Hanks in the mid castaway
What was that?
Joe Biden gave an average of $369 to charity a year.
Far worse!
Think about that!
Far worse.
That is crazy.
You would be giving more to charity if you just signed up for the WINGS OF AN ANGEL ASPCA commercial by Sarah McLachlan.
If you were just inspired by that by dogs shivering in the cold, you would give more than Joe Biden.
This is Ebenezer Scrooge.
Think about this for a second.
He's Ebenezer Scrooge because he doesn't believe he needs to give to charity.
Ebenezer Scrooge, right?
A Christmas Carol.
This is something a lot of people miss.
Ebenezer Scrooge was a big government liberal at the beginning, and then he became a conservative.
At the beginning, he wasn't charitable, and what did he say?
Are there no prisons?
Are there no poor houses?
He was saying, my money goes to support those institutions, and I will not give a penny more.
That is Joe Biden.
He gives $369 more, but that's basically the equivalent to nothing, because he goes, we need the government to do it, and he absolves himself of responsibility.
Contrast that with Ebenezer Scrooge at the end of The Christmas Carol, where he is giving of his own volition freely to people, and he's giving from what he's earned through free enterprise, and he now pays Bob Cratchit more and allows him more coal for the fire.
Still deplorable working conditions by modern standards, but baby steps.
Save Tiny Tim.
Save Tiny Tim.
Tiny Tim.
Hurricane.
You know what just happened with Tiny Tim?
They're just like, he was saved, huh?
We sawed off his leg and gave him some whiskey.
Turned out well.
We shot him.
Yeah, put him out of his misery.
Do we have any leeches?
Put some leeches on him, yeah?
He'll be good as a plum.
Okay, let's go to top five Democrat hoaxes and fake hate crimes.
Not hate crimes, just fake crimes.
Yeah, just in general.
We have Tulsi Gabbard coming up.
Real Tulsi Gabbard.
It's not my face with a cutout.
Yeah, we're not joking around.
She's really here.
That would be hilarious, though.
People always think that, like, when we had Donald Trump on, the first time we had Ted Cruz on, and we had Rudy Giuliani on, like, the exclusives, they're like, oh, it's just gonna be Stephen doing his Rudy Giuliani.
No!
Gotta be fair, we did that for years.
I did it for years.
I just did it for years.
Giuliani, which has been every, he was just, he was always homophobic.
So I was like, has Giuliani seen my foot?
What would always be the answer?
Listen, listen, what's important to understand.
So people know about the AOC thing, but you may have forgotten about some of these other fake crimes that Democrats have claimed were committed against them, because there's a race to victimhood.
And if you need any more proof that there's a race to victimhood, look at Joe Biden's assistant.
Is it health secretary, the transgender Rachel Levine?
Let me ask you something.
I don't know.
Can you name me any other assistant?
Any cabinet position?
It's not even an actual health agreement.
Do you know the assistant?
Defense Secretary?
Do you know the assistant treasurer?
You don't!
It's just because, like, we need a trans out there!
Like, I don't know, we don't have anyone.
The only person we have is this Rachel Levine who killed a bunch of people in Pennsylvania.
Make Z an assistant!
And get it out on everything!
And we're like, do you want to put the real health secretary there?
No!
I want to put Mitch McConnell and Woman Face out there!
She took her mom out of a nursing home, right?
You took your own mom out of a nursing home because she's like, this stuff is dangerous.
It's unsafe.
But then sent all the other old people into nursing homes.
Assistant, though, gets great coffees.
Why do we care?
Okay.
Does she wear a nice sexy red dress?
Well, it's Z. Z. Or does she go by Z?
I don't know.
I just spilled water on my eye.
Oh, no.
Oh, jeez.
I thought she wanted to be a woman.
She just goes by Z. Well, I could use a woman to help clean this up.
They get the choice, I think.
Because you can't have a man do a woman's job.
With Rachel Levine, I just found, she's a pediatrician, too.
Really?
No way in hell!
I'll take my kids to see that.
Let's just have to do my sponsor thing later.
That's wonderful.
Don't worry.
Yeah, you're taking to see your kids?
Yeah, I think he's got mental problems.
Like, you want to talk, huh?
Yeah.
We're going to ask you to leave the room.
room and turns to Josh, have you heard about hormone blockers?
What?
I know they just say M's, it's like M&M's, but just take the hormone blockers and then
you will have no more testosterone and your bones will go snap!
The American Pediatric Association, if I'm not mistaken, just declared it child abuse.
Did they?
I think the American, if someone can bring that up, the American Association of Pediatrics declared transitioning children to be child abuse.
Wow, that's common sense.
Wow.
That'll be taken down.
Who said that, Captain Obvious?
No, it was the Nazis.
It was the Nazis over at the American Pediatrics Association.
So let's go through the top five that I could remember, fake crimes that Democrats have claimed, of course, in their race to victimhood.
And what jogged our memory, of course, was this wonderful performance, Oscar-worthy, from Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
When all of a sudden I hear Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
That's also why women can't fight.
You see that?
Like that woman way of throwing a fist.
Bang.
Bang.
It's the found footage genre.
Yeah.
She even started laughing.
Where am I going with this?
She's so cute, though.
She's not.
I think she's cute.
Yeah, I know.
I think she's cute.
I just, you know, it's hard to look into her eyes when you want to look in them.
Yeah, I've done a lot worse.
Sweetheart, I just want to look into your eyes and, hey, look at me, look at me.
I can't!
I'm doing the best I can!
I am looking at you.
Your Honor, her eyes were googly.
I repeat, googly.
How would you describe her?
Uh, pretty.
Dark hair.
Mocha skin.
Eyes like... Oscar the Grouch.
I believe googly is the medical nomenclature.
Googly.
Buggy.
Bulgy.
Uncomfortable.
Okay.
Claw-maxing.
Oh man, you had to go there.
She looks like, her eyes look like, remember Dr. Dreadful when we were kids?
Okay, so let's go to the other ones.
Joe Biden, he just made this claim again last week that he was shot on a 2007 trip to Iraq.
Sorry, shot at.
Yes, shot at when he addressed diplomatic aides to the State Department.
This was, I believe, Friday.
You not only have great intellectual capacity, you have great personal courage.
I've been with some of you when we've been shot at.
I've been with some of you when we've been to places that you would not have any idea you'd want to be when you were going to school foreign policy.
Like Bruce Springsteen's Super Bowl party!
He looks like Bruce Springsteen.
Pass the nacho dip!
No, no, I don't even want to be in your house and you suck.
Here's the thing, he made this exact same claim back in 2008 at the Democratic debate.
Here you go.
Inside the green zone where I've been seven times and shot at, you better make sure you have protection for them or let them die.
Number one.
So you can't leave them there.
I don't know if that means first half protection, but he claimed he was shot.
This is important.
The shot, apparently, this was something he made that claim, and back then he was fact-checked.
Keep in mind, he ran in 1980-something, 89, I think, and he had to withdraw in shame because he lied about everything back then.
Here, there's a bullshitter Donald Trump, like someone saying, hey, this is a pretty good bill.
I said the best bill ever!
Versus Joe Biden making up things that didn't happen in places where he never was with people who don't even exist.
Difference.
The shot apparently landed outside a building he and other senators were in, and Biden even had to clarify his statement.
This comes from the Hill, where he says, No one got up and ran from the room.
It wasn't that kind of thing.
It's not like I had someone holding a gun to my head.
I was near where a shot landed.
Well, no, a shot landed outside, and afterwards someone had to say, Hey, a shot landed outside.
It's like when an earthquake happens and someone's asleep.
And to be clear it was a couple of hundred yards away.
Yeah.
It wasn't like right outside the building and somebody said yeah there's some mortar fire a couple hundred yards away and if it keeps up we're gonna have to go down to the basement but I think we're fine.
Right.
He knows the basement.
He crapped himself but for unrelated reasons.
Yeah.
In fairness, now I don't think he knows that what he said was a lie the other day, I just think he's like, well, I remember saying this at one time, so it must be true.
He's incorporated it into his memory.
They love claiming, you guys were Marines, obviously, and I mean, you know, Stolen Valor is a genre of political speak, I guess, but they love claiming that they were shot at.
I mean, you also have like Brian Williams, his was more exaggerated, he was like, they shot down my helicopter!
And then my pilot went down like he hit a flamethrower in the edge, and I was holding on to it, and I was like, don't you die on me!
And then I had to tilt it down, and I was like, eh, none of that happened.
Everybody that brags about being shot at, they was never shot at.
Because anybody that spent any time in war, they never brag about it or anything.
They don't even talk about it.
So when you see somebody talking about, I was shot at, he's just lying.
Were either of you guys ever shot at?
Nah.
Thank God.
Well, if you ever plan on running for office, you might want to find a way to change that a little bit.
Nah, I'd never run for office.
What do you got to do to white people?
What you got to do is you just hang a noose in your garage, tell everyone it's a hate crime, then run for office, Uncle Sam's none the wiser.
They get the sympathy vote right away.
You don't even need to make a noose, just get a piece of shoelace and tie it and be
like, ah, there you go.
Yeah, look, it's a noose.
They poured bleach on me and said, Maga country.
What is up with the bleach, though?
Yeah, I don't get it.
I'm trying to make them white.
This is what happens when you hire Nigerian personal trainers to try and role play as
white supremacists.
Like, what do white supremacists do?
I don't know.
Do they want us to bleach them?
They want us white, black.
Bleach must be what they use.
Who writes a check?
And you know what?
because Home Depot never has anyone to help you!
Smollett's like, uh, do you guys take checks?
Who writes a check?
And you know what? Keep that receipt, that's a write-off.
Yeah.
So now we have Hillary Clinton claiming, so they're no better than Jussie Smollett!
This is why they jumped to support Jussie Smollett and AOC Hillary Clinton.
She claimed repeatedly, repeatedly that she landed under sniper fire in Bosnia during a 1996 trip.
Just roll the clip.
Remember landing under sniper fire.
There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down.
She was the only lady in that White House with her head knocked down.
Ran out because they said there might be sniper fire.
I don't remember anybody offering me tea on the tarmac when that was happening.
The welcoming ceremony had to be moved inside because of sniper fire.
Okay.
That lady is evil.
Well, here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
Modern day Rambo.
In her defense, unlike Brian Williams and, you know, Joe Biden who just makes stuff up, we do have video of that exact arrival here.
Oh, sweet God.
The humanity.
I don't mean the sniper fire, I mean those eyebrows.
Thank you very much.
The humanity. I don't mean the sniper fire, I mean those eyebrows.
Thank you everybody that I meet in person.
Thank you very much.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
All the years of service, all the years.
Her head went down later when Huma showed up to her hotel room.
The point here is I have no idea.
They're so comfortable lying because they just don't expect the media to do anything.
Just like I said, ABC with the AOC story on Friday saying she recounts her harrowing surviving experience.
The enemy isn't just people in the White House.
The enemy isn't the enemy, and I use this term because Nancy Pelosi says the enemy within, When I say you're political, ideological, the people who are opposed to what you believe in.
Listen, if you take the power of Washington DC over Hollywood, over the media, over big tech, most importantly, you would need a CAT scan.
It's that these people feel so comfortable lying.
We all know that if we made a lie like that, we would immediately be fact-checked.
Immediately.
We had people trying to call the Mayo Clinic, but I was like, I gotta get rods put in through my chest.
She claims she went to Bosnia under sniper fire and instead they're putting aloha necklaces around her neck.
I know I'm exaggerating, but the point remains she was very unattractive back then.
We're seeing new and improved Hillary Clinton.
Does this make you tough if you were in a situation like this where a gunshot went off near you somehow, some way?
Does it just endear the public to you?
I mean, really, what are they going for here?
Victimization works.
Yeah, like, oh I was shot at, feel sorry for me now.
Here's this really bad policy that you just said you like me now, remember you have to pass.
I guess political consultants are Suge Knight.
Alright man, tell them you got shot in the face.
Everybody gotta die sometime.
Here, let's just make it real.
People ask me, you know what happened to Pac?
I say no!
Alright, thank you for working for my PAC.
Yeah man.
If you're watching this, hit like, and just, the best thing you can do is comment, comment, comment.
That helps with the algorithms.
Comment, you know, about how the Democrats are planning to steal the next election, and what you think is the most egregious, I guess, there.
Comment about AOC.
Which of these crimes do you think is the worst?
Here's one, two.
This is a crime, by the way.
Faking a crime is actually a crime.
Oh, that's true.
But they're never held accountable.
Dick Blumenthal.
Do you remember this one?
Dick Blumenthal in 2008.
Connecticut attorney Blick.
Blick.
Jiminy Glick.
Dick Blumenthal?
Who the hell is that?
Dick Blumenthal claimed that he had served in Vietnam, and this was, keep in mind, he didn't just say it like once or twice, like Joe Biden, like Hillary Clinton.
They run on this to show you they're one of you.
They're the best among us.
Here's his claim.
We have learned something very important since the days that I served in Vietnam, and you exemplify it.
Whatever we think about the war, whatever we call it, Afghanistan or Iraq, we owe our military men and women unconditional Okay, he not only did he never serve in Vietnam, he was in Marine Reserves, thank you for your service, but he took five military deferments and actively avoided deployment, and here is Blumenthal admitting that he apparently misspoke.
That's the term they use.
On a few occasions, I have misspoken about my service, and I regret that, and I take full responsibility.
He has the Iron Sheik behind him.
Yeah, gangsta.
I will not allow anyone To take a few misplaced words and impugn my record.
I will not allow someone to take a few misplaced words.
It's stolen valor and you ran on it!
It's a lie!
You're a liar!
A few misplaced words. A few misplaced words is like when you say, you know, for example,
when I was in the military while Vietnam was happening, and, but you said it so many times.
It's like Hillary Clinton, well I, they're twisting something. No, no, no, you said sniper fire, repeatedly.
You said your heads had to go down. You said you had to move the event to a different, like,
this is, these are detailed lies. There's a difference between being a bullshit or someone who exaggerates.
And listen, people do that.
Of course, sometimes they do that on this show when I'm telling a story.
We exaggerate because it's entertainment.
I understand that.
And Donald Trump would exaggerate.
Wasn't a big fan of it.
I think sometimes he could play loose and goose with the facts.
These people make stuff up from the ground up because there is no fear whatsoever of accountability.
Right, and it's even worse than that.
It's not like this guy joined the Marines and just happened to be in the Reserves like some of my buddies were.
They just never got shipped out overseas to Afghanistan or stuff like that.
He actually had four deferments that were just fine, and the fifth one was actually hanging in the balance.
It didn't look like the fifth one was going to work, and he ended up getting placed in the Marine Reserves doing toys for tots and cleanup locally in the United States.
It was like a coveted I don't mind that either!
That's a sweet gig!
It is!
Just don't say that you were out in Vietnam when you used the older brother excuse from Wonder Years that you had flat feet so you were giving out shoebox full of Tootsie Rolls, you piece of shit!
And you did everything in your power to stay away from there.
I'm not saying that he shouldn't have been trying to not go, right?
I get it, you know, if you're gonna get called up, that's a scary proposition.
No, if you join the military, you shouldn't be trying to not go!
He didn't join the military.
That's what I'm saying.
He didn't do it of his own volition.
He was in college a couple of times.
He was in Harvard one time.
He was in grad school the next time.
I get it.
You're deferred because you're in school.
That's totally legit.
But then he avoided it with everything he could, and then he's saying that he served during Vietnam, playing off it like, yeah, I served during Vietnam.
You didn't go there, and you didn't want to go there either way.
He knew a dog who was served in Vietnam.
What about John Kerry and the Swift Boats?
Did we all forget about that?
Oh my god, I can't believe John Kerry and the Swift Boats.
How did we forget that?
He's a huge one!
And he's still in politics now!
I don't even know how you'd fit that head in a Swift Boat.
He's a Swift Boat czar right now.
You gotta push him in sideways, kinda Tetris it.
And you guys were in the Marines, too.
You didn't talk about it a whole lot when I found you guys because you were doing just fitness videos and we thought your sketches and bits were funny.
And then I read an interview where I found out that you were in the Marines.
And I thought, oh wait, business owners, Marines, seem like good family guys.
And that's when I said, I bet you they're more conservative than they realize.
And you never just played it up where, like, thank me for my service.
But you guys did actually serve.
Yeah.
Thank you.
I was a truck driver, Keith was a cook.
I wasn't a cook.
What were you?
I worked beside the cooks.
He's that guy peeling the potatoes.
So what does that mean?
Like I was in the warehouse, the cooks would come in.
Hey, Lance Corporal Hodge, I need some gravy, some biscuits, and some steaks.
I would go get it.
I would bring it back.
They would cook the shit.
That was my job.
He was the supplier.
And you kept that job the whole time?
Like they never moved you out?
Yeah, it's pretty sad, right?
They never said like, you've impressed me, now I'm gonna move you to potato scooping.
You know what's sad?
When we joined the military, our recruiters lied to us.
Because you wanted to be police.
Yeah, I wanted to be a police officer.
Oh, that's right.
And what was the recruiter?
White guy, I'm assuming.
It was a white guy.
Son of a bitch.
Of course he was.
Of course.
What did he say?
He had a black friend.
He was a token black guy though.
He was fun.
But the white guy was like, I'm gonna make you cops.
Then the black guy said, hey, you get that Marine, you get that uniform, you're gonna get all kinds of pussy.
All kinds.
I said, sold!
Sign me up!
I'm going to be a cop and I'm going to get some women.
Turned out, lied about everything.
We was open contract.
Well, I'm sorry about that, but thank you for your service.
I also like that your hats are a little bit tattered.
Do they come that way?
Yeah.
It's like Abercrombie and Fitch.
It's already weathered.
I like twins, Abercrombie and Fitch.
Nancy Pelosi is another one.
This is our number two story.
We're getting near the end of this now because we have Tulsi Gabbard if she still wants to be on.
She's not watching the show.
She's like, oh my god, The Hunch Twins on?
Well, we'll mute your mics.
After she was caught maskless, remember this, in the salon in the Particle Vortex that is the dryer, she accused, this is just one of the worst clips, Nancy Pelosi.
I've always said this, you guys say Hillary Clinton is evil and people used to give me so much flak in the 2016 election.
I said, look, look, look, Hillary Clinton is bad.
Hillary Clinton is a politician.
The person who's evil is Nancy Pelosi and the only other person who I would say put in that category is Whitmer.
Whitmer and Pelosi are the, and of course the squad, but they're just like so outlandish that no one's going to take them seriously.
Low-level demons.
It's just going to be one really bad quote from Ilhan Omar about the Jews and, you know, all right, hit the bricks, brother, marry her.
So after she was caught Damascus in the salon, she blamed this during the, on the salon owner, she blamed it, she blamed the salon owner of setting, it was a setup!
And let me just say this.
I take responsibility for trusting the word of a neighborhood salon that I've been to over the years many times.
As it turns out, it was a setup.
So I take responsibility for falling for a setup.
And that's all I'm going to say.
Okay, she's done.
End clip.
I think that this salon owes me an apology.
What the hell?
She's like, well, it works for black people.
This was a setup, man.
That wasn't my drugs.
Ain't that like a woman to do?
Where it's like, listen, you are in the wrong.
I think you owe me an apology for accusing me of being wrong.
I mean, I lied, but you didn't have to have a tone about it.
Well, here's the thing.
The salon owner actually provided receipts.
Texts showing that it was in fact booked by Nancy Pelosi's assistant.
So it was a set up.
Was a set up.
By your people and placed in your Google Calendar.
How does that work?
What would you like?
I would like the surf and turf when they bring it out.
What's the big idea?
You trying to set me up?
Yeah, exactly.
Go through this process.
Like, what happened?
Well, I sent them a text because I needed a blowout.
And, oh, okay.
And how did they set you up?
Well, they replied and said, yes.
Yes.
They replied?
We'll do it.
Yeah.
These people need to be investigated for criminal activity, okay?
What do they do?
They said, I accept.
Did you proposition them?
Well, I would give them money for the blowout.
I tell you what, if I were friends with Nancy Pelosi or worked for her in any capacity, this would terrify me.
Because you see that she's willing to throw anyone under the bus.
And then ask for an apology for it.
You should apologize to me!
No!
She doesn't have a chip in her brain to compute that, hey, look, they're not your husband.
They don't have to deal with your $2,000 ice cream deep freezer fridge bullshit, OK?
They don't have to deal with it because they don't want to sleep with you later, which is gross in its own right.
They just go, hey, wait a second, you're a liar.
You're like, well, no one calls me on my stuff.
Well, the average American does.
And that's why they want you gone from social media, because they don't want the average American to have the wisdom to be able to call them on corruption.
So we go back to the Time article.
Uh, now here's my favorite one.
Not that it's the worst one, but it's just because she's the worst person in the list.
Maybe not.
It's, you know what, it's just a toss-up of sub-par human beings.
Sub-par.
Ilhan Omar has recently claimed that the GOP is trying to strip her of committees because she is black and Muslim.
They know they're doing what it is in their playbook, which is every time they are accused of wrongdoing to say, hey, look over here, there's a Muslim, there's an immigrant, there's a black person doing something else.
I mean, we're getting a little loose with the rule book.
We're saying I'm black.
I'm getting so tired of that black card.
I know you white people are getting sick of it.
I'm sick of it and now I'm black.
It's because I'm Muslim.
It's because I'm black.
And that's what you read a lot of people that go racism against Islam.
It's like, Muslim is not a race.
That's what they try and do, right?
She tries to put it there because I'm Muslim, because I'm black.
No, no, no.
That's actually not why they wanted to remove you from committee.
So keep in mind, while people are talking about Margie Taylor Greene, I do think conspiracies that 9-11 didn't, or the Pentagon thing didn't happen, I think it's crazy.
I don't know that we want to set the standard of removing people because they once held crazy opinions, because constituents did vote for that person, and that's the process.
If people vote for that, that's what they deserve to get.
They vote for it.
But Ilhan Omar, if we're going to be comparing why they want to remove her from committees, is not because she's black and Muslim, but kind of because of the radical anti-Semitic tirades and crazy conspiracy theories.
Here you go.
Congresswoman Ilhan Omar drew criticism after tweeting that U.S.
politicians support Israel because it's all about the Benjamins, baby.
Talk about the political influence!
In this country that says it is okay for people to push for allegiance to a foreign country.
CARE was founded after 9-11.
Why do you support BDS?
Why do you support BDS?
did something. We want to make sure that our allies are living out the same values that
we pushed for. Why do you support BDS? Why do you support BDS?
Yeah, she almost when she says the horrifying things I almost with her I give her
the credit where there seems to be remorse because of that up talk. She's like, because
some people did something. Did those words leave my mouth?
Why am I talking?
You do feel sorry for her, just a little bit.
I support Hezbollah.
Stop!
That up talk.
It's like she's shocked at the evil.
Like, maybe I should use a straw so it would limit my output.
Right, and with all the outrage on the left right now from the conspiracy theories, like you said, the horrible stuff, like, that stuff's crazy that, uh, what's-her-name, MCG or MTG, whatever her name is, is spouting from the right, but this person's in your own party.
I would believe your outrage a little bit more if maybe you cared about her.
Right.
Keep talking for a little bit because I have to change.
What do I need to put this to here, Quarterback Eric?
Well, and Marjorie, by the way, so the problem with her, by the way, I don't know if anybody picked up on this, but the Democrats actually have removed her from committees.
Yeah.
So now the power, the party that is in power, is determining what minority people, meaning... Which party?
Pennsylvania?
Not minority, like race or anything like that.
Pennsylvania?
Oh my!
I must stop speaking!
Every time I say something it's bad!
I hate you.
Get in line.
Get in line.
Just kidding.
I have a wife pregnant with twins at home.
You think I'm scared of your shit?
Not really.
It's like sleeping with an angry hot water bottle.
But you didn't serve in Vietnam, right?
Just to be clear.
I did not serve in Vietnam.
Okay, fine.
I just like it.
Hey, now your kid's keeping Kevin, man.
And Kevin was not a cook.
Kevin, right?
All right.
If you guys have a question, because we're going to after this, we'll go to Mug Club after we start with this, and then we have a Stephen Knows Sports Super Bowl edition, but stick around.
But we have to mute your mics a little bit because our next guest may not be able to hear me super well.
If you want to punch in, let me know.
But it is time for our guest.
Very glad to have her on the show.
We've wanted her here for a long time.
Representative Tulsi Gabbard, let's...
Oh, right.
Representative Gabbard.
What do you prefer?
Congresswoman Gabbard?
Representative Gabbard?
Z?
Tulsi's great.
Tulsi's great.
Okay.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, Tulsi.
I'm very glad.
Hold on.
I think we need to adjust the audio a little bit.
So let me let people know that you're launching a new podcast soon.
This is Tulsi Gabbard.
And I assume that's available wherever podcasts are, like Apple and Android and Spotify.
Okay.
Yep.
You going to get that $100 million deal with Joe Rogan?
No.
No?
Well, you know what, maybe after this you might sell some Nature Box or SimpliSafe so you can make some money in the private sector.
Now, you know, Tulsi, we've wanted to have you on the show for a while, but you didn't come on the show.
Is that because it's me, or is it just you were busy?
It's all about you.
I was just a tiny little bit busy running for president and I think I was put on military duty for a little while in response to things happening here in Hawaii.
Anyway, I'm really glad that this finally happened, so thank you for inviting me and for being patient.
No, and I appreciate it, and I'm glad that you've come on the show.
And listen, here's one thing that I think is important.
Like, I disagree with you on a lot of policies.
There are probably, if you were running in my district, they're like, listen, I can't because of where we disagree.
But I think that you have been at the forefront of understanding the problem with big tech and with the complications that are coming into play there.
So I'll go to our backstory in a little bit, but can you explain to people What it is that you think, or I guess what the biggest threat is right now from big tech to free speech, and of course expect to be called a Russian asset in Ceylon after this.
Been there, done that, buddy.
I mean really what this gets to the heart to is the threat to free speech.
And so I think this is where it is so important, especially right now during these crazy and divisive times, Let's see where people like you and I can agree.
And fundamentally, as Americans, we agree in our constitutional right to free speech.
And when you have these big tech monopolies essentially deciding who has a voice and who doesn't in these virtual public town squares that they've created, but you also have people in great positions of power in our government for partisan or political reasons trying to decide Who gets to be heard and who doesn't just further inflaming the divisiveness and really truly undermining our constitutional rights and that definition of who we are as a country and who we are as Americans.
And that's really where when we look at big tech and their ability to essentially act with impunity to do whatever they want and making billions of dollars in the process.
It speaks to the very dangerous place that we are as a country, and why we all need to come together as Americans and point this out, whether I like what you're saying or you like what I'm saying or not.
Right.
What do you think about them all coming together to remove, you know, then-President Donald Trump?
I mean, I think it's... Yeah.
It is exactly one of the major indicators of how dangerously powerful these big tech monopolies have become, and I thought it was very appropriate that we saw other heads of states from
other countries around the world saying, hey, this is really, really dangerous and it's something that
shouldn't happen. Again, whether you agree or disagree with what he said or what
other people are saying, we have very clear guidelines laid out in our constitution
and big tech does not get to be the decider of who has a voice in America and who doesn't.
Right, well that's the issue too.
My biggest issue with Republicans, as you know we talk about 230, and it comes down to, I would like to see the first step being big tech.
I'm tired of the pageantry and the hearings and Senator Hirono, I know you know Hirono, asking for me to be removed from a private company, in which case it's no longer the free market, actively asking for me to be removed from YouTube.
That's surreal to see senators being like, Steven Crowder needs to be removed.
Have you watched this?
We're the ones who change my mind and we tell wiener jokes.
This is absurd.
If you remove me, you remove all conservatives.
I think they kind of know that and that's what the goal is.
But nothing was done from Republicans.
And now you see, and this is something where I think a lot of people feel they maybe don't identify with the Democrat Party, it seems like everyone in positions of power right now in the Democrat Party support stifling opinions they don't like on big tech platforms.
Yeah, and this is what's dangerous, is as they're looking at so-called reform, they're not really looking in the right places.
You know, when people go and actually look at Section 230, the fix is actually quite simple, where you just change the line where it says, essentially, Big Tech has the authority to remove objectionable content.
How much more vague can you get than that?
Objectionable to who or for what reason?
But then the thing that comes after that is the most troubling part.
It says whether it is constitutional or not.
Right.
And how that got into our nation's laws and policies is beyond me.
But that, just change that line and take out that part about whether it's constitutional or not.
And then you point to, okay, big tech, there's precedents here, decades of precedents.
Make your decisions based on the constitutional precedence of free speech and protected
speech.
Whether they're a platform or they are a publisher. I mean, that's what people...
No one gets mad that the New York Times writes an op-ed that they disagree with.
The issue is when you are being treated by the government as an open platform,
and I think it's pretty clear, when they all the same day remove...
At that point, I guess the day after being a sitting president. I don't remember the exact
day or timeline. Either way, I think it's pretty crappy.
And here's one thing, too, that I want to throw to a clip from a little bit a while
ago, maybe about a year ago. Listen, I didn't have a dog in the flight in the Democratic primary,
okay?
Okay?
Um, I- I- I liked you of them, but I didn't want to run because I thought you could win.
So I apologize for that.
So I was like, I think Tulsi could be a problem for Trump.
So I didn't want to highlight this, but the issue was after you had some impressive debate, this has totally occurred organically, after you had some impressive debate performances.
And we saw people searching for your name a whole lot more.
You know, my kind of strong suit is YouTube.
And I was looking for some clips from the debate, and I couldn't find them.
And that forced me to do a bit of a deeper dive, and this is how we came to be in contact with you.
For people who don't remember, we used VPNs, and let former me explain exactly what happened.
When we sent our VPN to a non-United States country, and we searched for Tulsi Gabbard, her channel and the videos from her channel all showed up first.
Yet again, when we switched our searches to the United States, however, nothing.
Exclusively in the United States, the country in which she is currently running for president, you would receive no results from Tulsi Gabbard's channel or her videos until scrolling past the first page.
Here's a video screen recording, just in case people try to say that we've doctored it.
And by the way, let me just say really quickly, I started that from home using ExpressVPN, and then they ultimately became a sponsor.
So people can go to expressvpn.com slash Crowder and you get three months free.
That's what we did.
We used a VPN to search you in other countries.
And here's the thing, Tulsi, when we spoke with some people at Powers That Be, they said, well, that's just what happens no matter what as far as channels showing up.
It still doesn't explain the differential between why you would show up in any country that's not the United States while actively running for president.
Did you get any answers on that?
And it's not only while actively running for president, but like you said when you opened this, in that first debate and I believe the second debate, possibly others to follow, I was the most searched candidate of the night.
And so one would think that would kind of push some results up, say, hey, everybody's looking for information on this individual.
Let's make it available to them.
But in fact, that was not the case, as you just pointed out.
And that was something that, you know, I was not aware of what you did until after you announced it.
But what we saw on our side was You know, as we went into that debate night, obviously I had hoped that people would be interested.
A lot of people didn't know who I was and say, okay, who is she?
What's she about?
Let me go search and learn more about her.
So, you know, we had our Google ad account set up and we had everything so that people would be able to see the information that we were trying to share.
And shortly after we learned I was the most searched candidate, magically our Google ads account was canceled.
Without explanation, without any direction saying, hey, fix this and then we'll put it back up.
It was suspended and we were working the phones and the emails.
We're trying to figure out, hey, what's going on here?
How do we get this back up?
Because this is a pretty critical time for our campaign.
And it wasn't until some time later that it was magically restored once again without any explanation.
Yeah.
And I think there are two reasons that you were the most searched.
I remember on one night, first off, you went after Vice President Kamala Harris like a spider monkey on crack.
You were vicious.
And I think it doesn't hurt.
That's quite a description.
Um, and I don't think it's out of, and I don't know that you are, um, you're, I'm a married man, you're a fetching lady.
I mean, especially, you know, next to people like Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren.
I think, you know, it helps that you're fine.
I hope that doesn't offend you.
I'm a happily married woman, too.
We're all good.
Okay, good.
And my wife is also fine.
But I mean, just compared to, you know, Joe Biden.
But I remember, that's why we were searching for you.
And like I said, I would have every vested interest.
Look, if I want to run against the weakest opponent, I thought, okay, you know, someone like a Warren.
And I said, the people who could be a problem could be a Tulsi Gabbard.
Maybe Yang, but you know.
So it changed a little bit until he got all meme-y.
No, but the reason for that, though, is actually a really important one, and you're absolutely not the first person I've heard that from.
From some of my friends on the Republican side during that campaign saying exactly
that same thing because they saw what we were doing, which is actually a beautiful
thing when you take a step back from the electoral politics, which was
I was bringing people from across the political ideological spectrum together.
My town halls.
I thought you were about to say red hair.
Bernie Sanders supporters to red hat Trump muggle hat wearing Trump supporters.
He said red hat. I thought you were about to say red hair.
I was like, you got to boot those people.
And and having very respectful, open discussions and conversations,
not everybody saying kumbaya, we all agree on everything by any means,
but coming together in that spirit of saying we love our country and we want to
we want to work together to be able to do some good things.
And that was, I think, the threat that not only people like you may have seen but also I saw it as a threat politically, meaning like, okay, Democrat, Republican at this point, but I saw it as someone like yourself is good for the country.
And so I have to get past myself.
And as someone, for example, who does it changed my mind as someone who's had people, I mean, I've had, I've had, we just talked about imams on the show who actively use my show to call for my death.
Can you hear me?
And I was like, ooh, we maybe should cut his microphone.
But I didn't.
I let him speak his piece.
And we've had everyone from far left to centrist to right on this show.
It doesn't mean you have to agree, but you need to have a conversation.
I think Gerald Morgan has a question for you, if you can bring him in there.
Can you hear me?
My mic unmuted?
Stop wasting her time.
She's busy.
Sorry.
So you brought up a really good point.
You said that Google took you down, didn't really say anything about how you did it.
They took down her ads.
Her ads, right.
And keep in mind, too, they were taking down her ads while we were running the searches,
and you couldn't find her organically.
That's just so- So that's Google, that's YouTube, we've had Facebook issues.
These companies seem to be acting with impunity and we've given the Republicans a hard
time for not doing more about it. Are there any people on your side of the aisle that have the same
concerns that you do about this? So is there any hope for this changing if the Democrats are in
control? There's a lot of talk and this has been the problem is that when it is people who feel
like they are being targeted then they start to speak up about it.
We've heard a lot of talk, we've had a lot of these fancy hearings, but when it comes down to the kind of change that we're talking about here today, I don't see it, to be quite honest.
They're talking about making some other changes that I think would probably move in the wrong direction of squashing more voices than actually moving in the right direction, which is doing what you just Talked about, Steven, is let people come on.
Let people air their voices.
You can agree, disagree, whatever, but this is America and that's what we do here.
Yeah.
I let a lot of people on the show.
I mean, even Dave Rubin.
Not that his views are radical, he's just boring.
He's vanilla gay.
He's so domesticated.
I told him I was coming on your show.
He had very nice things to say about you, Steven.
I love Dave, but you know who's better of that is his husband, Other Dave.
His husband, Other Dave, is far more fun.
I feel like those conversations at home, I'm always like, come on, Dave!
To Ruben, why can't we go?
He's like, I'm gonna stay in tonight and binge watch.
No, but I do want to ask how you would classify your views because we're talking about there's been a lot of talk and I do view, you know, when they call for unity and they say the right is really far right, listen, you know, I'm about as conservative as conservative gets if you were to line me on that spectrum, more libertarian.
I see really the radicalism coming from the left as far as not only banning speech, but before your term ended, you proposed a bill To ban biological males, biological males who are trans females, from women's sports to protect Title IX.
And that seems like something that should be reasonable.
Because here's the thing, when the LGBTQAAIP, and it kept expanding, I remember we had people on this show, I had a trans activist on the show, and I said, well, what do you do then when it comes to women's sports?
And this was before we had the Fallon Fox scenario breaking someone's orbital.
And Z said, well, we're not asking to be in women's sports.
I said, well, what's to stop it when you say that men and women are no different?
You can change it on your driver's license.
And here we are.
To me, the fact that you have to propose a bill to ban biological males from competing in women's sports says that the Overton window has moved.
Can you tell us, too, about the kind of backlash that you received for something that reasonable?
Um, the response was varied.
I got a lot of backlash from people who, I don't know if they even read the bill.
The word trans is not even included in the bill.
It was purely a bill that was intended to clarify, uphold and strengthen Title IX
in order to continue to carry out the legacy of this historic legislation that was a game changer
for people like my mom who grew up super athletic, a tomboy, she wanted to play sports,
but she was limited to cheerleading and water ballet.
And then you look a generation later and you see the opportunities that opened up
for women and girls that really leveled that playing field.
And my intent working with my colleague, Republican Mark Wayne Mullen from Oklahoma, who has six kids, three of them are little girls, who love to wrestle.
And for him and his wife, they're thinking, okay, what happens if one day we take Lara out
to a competition and all of a sudden she's up against a boy who is much bigger and much stronger
and what kind of not only unfairness that creates, but also just the physical danger
that his little girls would see.
So, common sense legislation upholding Title IX and supported by science and common sense.
I got a lot of folks who saw that and understood it and appreciated that legislation
was actually introduced for this, but obviously got a lot of backlash saying,
hey, this is just a hate-driven, anti-trans piece of legislation,
when it's not at all.
It simply goes to that biological, physiological difference that is reality between boys and girls and men and women.
Yeah.
Well, I think that's a big part of, you know, sort of third wave feminism is, and I was raised this way in public schools in Canada, where they just said, you know, boys can do everything girls can do and girls can do everything boys can do.
There is no difference.
I said, okay, good.
So we don't need a girls' league.
They're like, no, not so fast.
So then we had to have those conversations.
And I think that, listen, since they've labeled conservatives all the time, chauvinists, sexist, racist, whatever it is, I've been very clear.
I don't want biological males to compete in female sports because I don't like watching women get beaten up by biological males.
That's really what it is.
It's very disturbing for me to watch something like that.
But listen, Tulsi, really quickly, we are going to right now tell everyone who's on YouTube, leave a comment.
You can't leave it right now while it's live.
Just leave a comment.
Tell Tulsi how much you love her.
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