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Feb. 3, 2021 - Louder with Crowder

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Jen Psaki: Everything Wrong With Biden's Press Secretary | Louder with Crowder

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	Subject fortune!
	Hey, we went back to the old intro there.
	Yeah.
	I had to do the slurp.
	What a wonderful slurp it is.
	It's beautiful.
	You've been working on that, haven't you?
	We have so much to get... You know what I just realized?
	Before we get... We're gonna be talking about Jen Psaki today.
	Did I pronounce that correctly?
	Jen Pisacki.
	And I'm not going to say that she's Satan incarnate, but here's the thing.
	There's a lot that you don't know about her, and we are at a point right now, listen, the lines have been drawn.
	Really, the line.
	You have this incestuous relationship of the media, the press, who fawned over Barack Obama for eight years, who now are in charge of corralling the press.
	And I know you were saying, well, who else would you pick to be press secretary if not someone... I want someone who has an incredible amount of contempt for the press as sort of a check and balance.
	But before I get to that, your facial hair grows in white trashy like that naturally, doesn't it, Dave Landau?
	That comes in... that's part of Detroit.
	If you grow up on the east side of Detroit, it just kind of grows in where it's like this mustache and this, they don't connect.
	I have the facial hair of a 15 year old busboy.
	Very nice.
	Also, you know Eminem was a busboy at the restaurant where my aunt worked in Detroit.
	I know because it's Gilbert's Lodge and I was once almost stabbed for breaking into cars across the street from there.
	All right then.
	Dave Landa, you can follow him at Compound Media.
	You'll be in... I will be in Omaha, Appleton, Wisconsin, Mark Rilley's Comedy Castle in Detroit, and North Carolina Raleigh.
	One of these days you'll open up for Dave Coulier.
	One of these days.
	Hey, Gerald!
	Is he still doing Popeye?
	Here's Bullwinkle.
	All glass of Bullwinkle.
	It's the same act I've always had!
	Gerald A., how are you, sir?
	I'm well.
	Did he just admit to a crime, by the way?
	Quarter Black Garrett is here.
	I was 15.
	Which, by the way, reminds me, this is still, we're celebrating all months, it is a Black History Month!
	And we want to educate you, of course, here at this... I don't know what you're doing there.
	You're running a clip.
	Give us some facts here that people may not know about our African-American brother.
	Dr. Dre both appeared in a commercial for Dr. Pepper and received his Ph.D.
	at the same college.
	Wow!
	That's fantastic.
	So we are going to be getting into Jen Psaki and the stimulus bill and why Republicans haven't supported it.
	They shouldn't support it at all.
	But before that, look, before we get to Jen... Was that Sugar U?
	I'm sorry.
	What was that?
	I was wondering if it was Sugar University.
	That is correct, yes.
	It was Sugar University.
	I thought it was Sugar.
	It was right next to Mo apostrophe Neek Grammar School.
	That's right.
	That's Ebonics School.
	I want to set the stage here before we get to Jen Psaki because it's really easy for people to go, I don't like her, you know, because it's a recessive gene.
	She looks like Chucky, but there's more.
	That's not fair.
	Because this is laying the foundation for something.
	I heard this on Brian Williams last night and it was bone chillingly scary.
	Look, this impeachment with Donald Trump.
	If you didn't know before, it is so clear that they are trying to use it just as a foothold to get themselves in the door to remove your ability to exercise your First Amendment because Donald Trump has defended himself.
	He released his official statement saying that, hey, he obviously has the right to question the integrity of elections under the First Amendment, especially now as a private citizen who generally Aren't impeachable.
	Details, normally.
	But they were talking about this on Brian Williams and then I want to segue into this sort of macro that you're seeing as a threat across all of media and it makes my balls retract into my body cavity.
	It's that scary.
	Let's go.
	There is a broader question of whether the First Amendment is indeed a defense for a government official facing accountability for his actions while in office.
	Irrelevant to that, though, is the broader question of what are limits on the First Amendment.
	And it's very clear that the First Amendment is not a defense for speech that incites violence.
	And so, arguably, that is what we have here.
	It's not arguable.
	Halle Berry circa Flintstones era.
	That's a good Halle Berry though.
	That's a bad Halle Berry.
	It's the lesser Halle Berry.
	It's the visual.
	It's to Halle Berry what Dave Landau's facial hair is to real mustaches.
	Oh man.
	So it's great?
	It's unbelievably sexy?
	It's delusional.
	I think she looks like the nerdy kid flexing in the mirror in Little Giants.
	Little Rick Moranis.
	With the pectus excavatum.
	No, here's the thing, she says, it's not a defense, you know, of speech that incites violence.
	So this is the step, these are the steps they're trying to take.
	Okay, Donald Trump used First Amendment under the guise of free speech.
	Free speech is just an illusion.
	By the way, free speech doesn't apply to inciting violence.
	Donald Trump incited violence.
	Also, here are the guidelines for all of social media speech that incites violence.
	That could include any speech that is unpopular or someone else who may be crazy takes as an inspiration to commit violence, as you saw against Scalise.
	Is Bernie Sanders responsible?
	What about Karl Marx, for crying out loud?
	And by the way, those people actually did call for violence, so there's a big difference here.
	Not Bernie Sanders, but Karl Marx, right?
	But when Donald Trump says, make your voices heard peacefully, keep in mind what they are saying is Donald Trump ceases to maintain his First Amendment rights when he says you need to fight like hell for your country, meaning election regularities.
	That is no longer free speech, and they want to apply that.
	They want to put that all under an umbrella to all of you, and here is where we bring in completely straight, nuisance-money Brian Stelter and everyone else in the media.
	This is their threat of arguing.
	And second, we have to turn down the capability of these conservative influencers to reach these huge audiences.
	So the first thing to remember, Brian, is that the First Amendment is a restraint on government from imposing on the rights of private citizens.
	So there is a broader question of whether the First Amendment is indeed a defense for a government official facing accountability for his actions while in office.
	But while some cry cancel culture, let me suggest a different way to think about this.
	A harm reduction model.
	You mean having your kitchen stapled?
	I can't even believe that they're talking about this stuff like that with a straight face saying, this is fine.
	Let's just limit the speech of people that we disagree with because we disagree with them.
	Well, here's what's so worrisome about it now.
	And like I always said, when Donald Trump was president, it was kind of the last check and balance.
	He doesn't even have the self-awareness to understand that everyone sees this as self-serving.
	Yeah.
	We need harm reduction.
	Well, what does that mean?
	What would you like to see?
	I would like to see shows that do better than me on a fraction of a budget be shut down.
	What shows would they be?
	All of them!
	Literally every show Does better than mine.
	And so I think they should be labeled, hate speech, more nuisance money, please.
	They want to shut down.
	This is what we were talking about for a very long time.
	It's not just about legacy media.
	It's not that Brian Stelter really matters.
	Nobody watches his show.
	It's that Turner.
	It's that CNN, ABC, Disney, NBC Universal.
	They have the dollars to get their claws into YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, and make sure that you don't have a voice.
	And now they're not even trying to hide it.
	And you have Jen Psaki, I can't get it correct, who also supports these kinds of policies, which is why we're going to do a deep dive is the term now.
	I'm really confused.
	Do none of these people have any understanding of history at all?
	Have none of them realized that this is how it always goes?
	Oh, it's for the common good.
	Oh, we have to do this to make sure that violence doesn't come from all of these media voices.
	Have you not seen movies before where this is the beginning of the end for a country?
	Where all of a sudden people are rounded up and killed or put in prison because they have a certain opinion.
	Every single post-apocalyptic movie I've seen.
	That's a little extreme.
	Oh yeah, how could that happen?
	That never could possibly happen, right?
	It's only happened, you know, dozens of times.
	I love how we always think we're beyond the realm of human nature.
	Yeah, exactly!
	It's like, we figured it out now!
	Humans write the movies, it's just the sicker ones that are like, let's act on this.
	Right, yeah, the Polanskis and the Weinsteins.
	And really, let's go back to the... Speaking of Polanski, Pisaki, huh?
	If she cuts her hair, looks like she's gonna spit out Satan's babies.
	Why does she need the haircut for that?
	Well, because in Rosemary's Baby, she cuts her hair shorter.
	Oh, that's true.
	Cassavetes is an overrated piece of crap.
	By the way, there's other news to get to, too, though.
	Of course.
	At least there's some good.
	There's a silver lining.
	for example, former Vice President Joe Biden. He's done more for women in sports
	than any president in the last six weeks.
	There you go.
	Mm hmm. Oh, well, that's powerful, powerful, powerful.
	Progress.
	If you zoom in on her, it's Keith David.
	I'm telling you if you do, she's just gonna go, how'd you get the beans above the frank?
	Go back to this show in 2015, before Donald Trump was president, while Barack Obama was still president, and we were just sort of at the cusp of the transgender thing when people were like, well, I mean, the transgender thing is kind of a thing, people like dressing up as women, but you know, we're not going to restructure society around it.
	And I said, if you think If you actually think that there are not men out there who will simply claim to be women in order to win gold medals, you're a fool.
	Charles Sonner was on the show, and he said, I know current UFC fighters who will never get a whiff of a championship belt, who, if they knew that legally they could switch their gender to win a UFC championship, would do it right now.
	Here you go!
	So the point is, women, look, there is a message.
	Give up.
	Don't compete.
	There's no hope for you.
	Well, I think it shows that a little girl can grow up to do anything she wants as long as she was born a man.
	Anything you can do, men can do better!
	Here's the other... That's wrong.
	Athletically.
	I remember when I was a kid, we were on a field trip and there was this feminist who looked a lot like the Halle Berry, the little giants look like.
	I remember her specifically.
	She was one of the chaperones.
	We were at the Sugar Shack in Quebec.
	And she said, you know, boys can do anything girls can do and girls can do anything boys can do.
	And as a kid I was ignorant.
	Your hand shot out.
	I said, well that's not true.
	And she said, like what?
	I said, giving birth.
	And she reported me.
	But now there's a change where it should just be, boys can do anything girls can do.
	Period.
	Yeah.
	I have a solution, Steven.
	Let's get rid of women's sports, let's get rid of men's sports, and let's just have sports.
	Let's have tryouts.
	Why did we have Title IX?
	Why did we have Title IX?
	Because we wanted to make sure that women had the same opportunities in sports, that female sports got the same kind of funding.
	Title IX is a little bit more convoluted than that, but basically Title IX guaranteed that there would still be scholarships, that there would be women's sports, because women needed to be able to have access to these spots and academia, and nobody watched their sports, so we let them have it, kind of like Quebec.
	We let little French have their enclave in Canada, even though nobody really needed them there at that point.
	We had our own country.
	They weren't filling up stadiums or arenas with women's sports, but we said, sure, we'll let you have women's sports.
	By the way, Title IX only needed to exist because women could compete in men's sports.
	Yeah.
	I mean, figuratively, right?
	They can.
	They can, but they couldn't.
	But now, we have Title IX to guarantee that we have women's sports, so there's an enclave so that women can have a fair playing field, and by the way, throw in all the men.
	Well, and if it was always like that, you wouldn't have named your dog Joe Louis, you would have named him Ike Turner.
	Just undefeated in boxing.
	Isn't that right, Laila Ali?
	Also, this is something else that is making the rounds before we get to Jen Psaki, which is the bulk of today.
	Do you pronounce the P?
	I don't know, but if it's going to be there, I'm going to pronounce it.
	Sorry.
	This went viral yesterday, and of course we run the risk of maybe even being banned by simply showing this clip, but you know what?
	I think that people should be allowed to do journalism.
	My pillow, burlap sack stuffed with packing peanuts.
	I own 25, so do the math.
	Mike Lindell was on with Newsmax, and this is what happened yesterday.
	What happened with your Twitter account and the company page?
	Well, first mine was taken down because we have all the election fraud with these Dominion machines.
	We have 100% proof.
	And then when they took it down about three weeks ago, and then when I put it back up, my personal... Mike, thank you very much.
	Mike, you're talking about machines that we at Newsmax have not been able to verify any of.
	Those kinds of allegations.
	We just want to let people know that there's nothing substantive that we've seen and let me read you something there.
	While there were some clear evidence of some cases of both fraud and election irregularities, the election results in every state were certified and Newsmax accepts the results as legal and final.
	The courts have also supported that view.
	You know what?
	They did this because I'm revealing all the evidence on Friday of all the election fraud with these machines.
	So I'm sorry if you think it's not real.
	Mike, hold on one second.
	Can I ask our producers, can we get out of here please?
	Mike, hold on one second.
	Let's talk a little bit about...
	That's just like in Boom Goats the dynamite kid.
	Yeah.
	He's like...
	He just wants to be out.
	He mentally wants to check out of that interview.
	Good thing he did it in 520p, though.
	Here's the thing.
	What did you expect?
	What did you expect would happen with Mike Lindell on the show?
	You asked him to be on the show.
	You asked him why he was banned.
	He starts talking about this.
	That being said, I do want to be responsible here, okay?
	We haven't focused on the Dominion stuff.
	We didn't do that because We didn't have any way to verify that.
	Now, we did go through thousands of voter rolls and people who voted from addresses that didn't exist, people who had moved out of state.
	Those are things that we can verify.
	We stand by, come after us for it.
	I w-w-w-w-welcome it, you p-p-p-pussies.
	But, as it relates to the Dominion stuff, here's what I would say.
	Mike Lindell, because he has no platform anymore, and that sucks.
	He's been deplatformed because it's not protected under First Amendment.
	Saying that there might be election irregularities is inciting violence.
	Therefore, Brian Williams and Jen Psaki in this Awful cabal of people who want to ban wrong think will kick you out.
	But we do have a platform.
	So Mike Lindell, if you're out there, look, if we can access those machines, the Dominion machines, if someone can get us access to these and we can verify beyond any shadow of a doubt the claims that are being made, Sidney Powell, look, we still have the platform here and I will take that hit.
	I will take that hit for you, but you've got to give us the ability to confirm this because we have to do our due diligence.
	If not, Then it's a PR stunt.
	Don't want to be played by you guys.
	I think they should have invited Mike Lindell on.
	I think they should have expected what happened.
	Well, I don't want to say they shouldn't have invited him on.
	They shouldn't have invited him on only to kick him off if they knew that's what he was going to say, and I think if you are going to make these claims, they need to be correct.
	No one should be played anymore.
	We are an open source.
	We have the biggest platform available right now, and we will verify all of this information, and I'll deliver it to you guys.
	Open invitation!
	Open invitation.
	Let me know what you guys think.
	You can just comment below what you want to see, but open invitation.
	The man had an intervention from his crack dealers to get him to stop smoking it, which shows that it is hard to get him to stop once he starts.
	And I say that.
	I've met Mike.
	He's a nice guy.
	He's a big, giant dude.
	He sounds like Jesse Ventura a little bit, too.
	Listen, I'm trying to verify the machines.
	I've got the facts.
	I'm Dominion.
	And listen, we employ Americans with Egyptian cotton.
	And listen, I am a multimillionaire, Stephen.
	I just stuck a pack of peanuts into a burlap sack.
	Your fans are going to wish they were never born, brother.
	Well, I mean, you invite a guy, and if that's the state of news, where you're like, hold on, he's saying something disagreeable, I've got to say this legal statement.
	They don't want to get sued.
	They're a news organization that brought somebody on.
	They can say, before he comes on, we don't necessarily agree with what's about to be said, but we want you to know what happened, and we're going to give him the floor to say what happened.
	That doesn't mean we agree with it, but to stop him mid-sentence, and to get up and walk off like a baby?
	And they specifically asked him, why were you deplatformed?
	Yeah, he saw the ride!
	It's like, what do you expect him to say?
	Why were you deplatformed?
	Well, I was deplatformed because I...
	Well, I think it was a clerical error.
	It's just crap all around, and Newsmax wanted to funnel the viewers in from Fox News and tell you that they're your friends, and guess what?
	They're not all your friends, so what am I willing to take a hit for right here?
	We're willing to take a hit for the truth, and if there is truth to that, great.
	I haven't seen it yet because we haven't had access to those machines.
	But to say that there weren't thousands of people who voted from addresses that don't even exist, come on.
	That's a given.
	We had that.
	What are you, special needs?
	Also, if you want to support us, we're suing Facebook.
	You can just support us by going to the merch store, ladlescrattershop.com.
	MugClub will be taking your chat a little bit later on.
	We'll also be doing a roast of Greta Thunberg here later today because she's 18.
	So we are no longer in gross violations of YouTube or Facebook guidelines.
	We were specifically told you cannot criticize Greta Thunberg because she's 17, even though she looks like she's 11, but now she's 18.
	Hang on!
	Has that really ever mattered before, though, their terms of service?
	I don't think they really care.
	I think they're going to be mad at you either way.
	They're going to be mad.
	Yeah.
	You're not making it easy this time, though.
	Also, by the way, I guess my question of the day is, what your opinion is, what do you think the most radical point of view is from Jen Psaki?
	You know what, tell me, do you guys think that I should be appearing on... I've been getting some requests because of Facebook to appear on cable news, like Fox News and those places.
	I don't really know if I want to do it, but let me know what you think.
	Let me know what you think.
	If I should be appearing on Fox News and the CNN and that stuff.
	It'll take some time away from the show, but a lot of you want to know what's going on with Facebook, and we are going to win.
	Okay, let's go on to... Is it Jen Psaki?
	No, I think it's Psaki, for real.
	Is it Saki or Saki?
	What is it with letters that don't actually have a purpose?
	I don't know.
	I'm sorry!
	Usually it's a P. Yeah, she has a P in there for purpose.
	That was really weak.
	Much like her, her purpose is silent.
	You saved it.
	You redeemed it.
	Okay.
	I know.
	I knew where I was going, son.
	Laying down that track.
	So this is what people are most mad about right away.
	Let's lead with kind of her first blunder.
	Yesterday, she mocked an actual branch of our armed forces in a briefing.
	Lest you think that Democrats are elitist assholes, here is her addressing Space Force.
	Wow, Space Force.
	It's the plane of today.
	It is an interesting question.
	I am happy to check with our Space Force point of contact.
	Am I sure who that is?
	I will find out and see if we have any update on that.
	Yeah, so some would say a little tone-deaf, some would say a little elitist, some would say a little dispassionate.
	Not to mention how she threw, of course, the Chicago... if you saw our treatment of the Chicago Teachers Union under the bus.
	You've been very naughty, Miss Kenwell.
	Get back to work!
	It's just a virus!
	Space Force, by the way, it is a subsidiary, I guess you would say, a subdivision of the Air Force.
	It's a part of the Air Force.
	And people like to make fun, because Donald Trump's Space Force, look, the whole idea is to increase our capacity to defend our country.
	People used to make fun of the missile defense system.
	They call it the Star Wars defense system, is how they labeled it under Ronald Reagan.
	That's the Iron Dome, basically, the technology that they use in Israel.
	Space Force was just a way to develop newer technologies so that we aren't left behind and 20 years from now go like, oh, there's another Sputnik.
	We should have been ahead of that.
	Yeah, I feel like this is the... Internet video?
	That's never gonna be a thing.
	The space?
	It's so stupid, right?
	She has no idea.
	She has no idea what Space Force is.
	She has no idea who the people are.
	She had to get sarcastic, too.
	That wasn't a good look for her.
	She knows how to fill out a suit.
	What?
	The outfit.
	Was it a suit?
	I couldn't tell.
	It looked like a Rodham Clinton.
	She looked like kids playing a ghost in Scooby-Doo who were just under a sheet.
	It's a recessive gene, and I have twins on the way.
	If one of them's a ginger, I have one kid on the way.
	This is not China, Steven.
	You can't just do that.
	Send it down the Ginger River.
	That's where they put them all.
	That's after Moses touches it with his staff.
	Is that a burning bush?
	No.
	Now I'm thinking of 300.
	So she began her very first week talking about, this is her claim, right?
	How do you know it's untrue?
	Because if they claim it.
	She said that she wants to return transparency to the government.
	This is Jen Psaki.
	When the president asked me to serve in this role, we talked about the importance of bringing truth and transparency back to the briefing room.
	And rebuilding trust with the American people will be central to our focus in the press office and in the White House every single day.
	Incorrect!
	So, allow me to substantiate, there are a few, so she made a few claims here, and let me just kind of walk you through why they are verifiably false.
	Again, we only really want to give you information that you can confirm yourself.
	All of the sources are available at lotterworthcrowder.com, and like I said, I own 25 of my pillows.
	It's good to admit that.
	It's a good pillow!
	She claimed that Trump's travel ban, right, this is one thing, she claimed that it was a travel ban, it was a moratorium on travel from countries.
	Joe Louis, get back to your place, buddy.
	Get back to your place.
	He doesn't even like her.
	He's walking out.
	She claimed it is his moratorium on travel from countries with high levels of terrorism.
	This is Jen Psaki.
	She said that it was rooted in xenophobia.
	So here you go.
	The president also put an end to the Muslim ban of policy rooted in religious animus and xenophobia.
	I'm doing this because you guys are sitting there.
	You guys look like, are you coughing?
	Are you sneezing?
	Let me, let me give you, you look like you were about to, Gerald was doing this though.
	Like he was a seven dwarf.
	So here's the truth, right?
	She's saying it's rooted in xenophobia.
	It's not actually rooted in xenophobia.
	If you look at Donald Trump's policy, it was actually rooted in, um, the policy of your guy, the guy for whom you weren't.
	Barack Obama, the seven countries were identified by the Barack Hussein Obama administration.
	Let me read you this.
	This is from the Department of Homeland Security.
	The Department of Homeland Security announced that it is continuing its implementation of the Visa Waiver Program Improvement and Terrorist Travel Protection Act with the addition of Libya, Somalia, and Yemen as three countries of concern.
	And they added it to some other countries from that sphincter of the world.
	I think that's a reasonable thing to do, right?
	Those are countries that want to kill us.
	I think it's reasonable, but the point is she goes out there to the press and says it's rooted in xenophobia.
	No, it's rooted in the guy you worked for!
	Well, she literally calls it the Muslim ban to convince people that's what it's called.
	That's what bothers me.
	They're better at naming things than we are.
	Dang it!
	It's just, look, come on, we're saying we're banning travel from these countries where they are hotbeds of terrorism.
	And Barack Obama was so concerned about optics that he didn't want to say Muslim.
	He said, well, hold on a second, okay, these are hotbeds of terrorism.
	Yes.
	Why?
	Your guess is as good as mine.
	No, no, no, no, no!
	Is there a common thread?
	Mormonism?
	Why couldn't we have thrown in, like, Norway to throw him off the scent and be like, name all these Muslim countries and Norway.
	But there's white people there.
	Give it eight years, Norway will be on the list.
	We didn't see it coming!
	We're not dangerous.
	Is Norway German?
	We thought they just wanted a few wives!
	We didn't know we were going to hit them!
	We were too busy playing Strongman!
	Do you like Roald Dahl?
	We do!
	Peach!
	Very big!
	What a dish!
	So!
	A giant!
	Big friendly!
	Um...
	This is something else.
	She claimed, speaking of xenophobic, this is what's so funny, she claimed that that was xenophobic and it came from Barack Obama, but then she claimed that former Vice President Joe Biden did not accuse Donald Trump of being xenophobic, that he never called Donald Trump's travel ban xenophobic because that's exactly what Joe Biden is doing right now.
	Here is her answering in the name of transparency.
	Translucent.
	She's ginger.
	When President Trump was imposing travel restrictions in March specifically on China, then candidate Biden called it xenophobic and fear-mongering.
	He did?
	So now President Biden is putting travel restrictions on people coming in from other countries.
	What word do we use to describe that?
	Well, I don't think that's quite a fair articulation.
	The president has been clear that the Muslim ban was xenophobic.
	He overturned the Muslim ban.
	He also, though, has supported, and he himself, even before, or we did, I should say, even before he was inaugurated, steps, travel restrictions in order to keep the American people safe.
	First off, how useless is your asshole that he is overturning what was being enforced by the previous guy that was set in motion from your aforementioned asshole?
	How do you overturn something that you started in the first place?
	And by the way, how do you go against videotape evidence of what, or not videotape, you got the post from Twitter.
	She said, I think that was a, what did you say, a misarticulation?
	Well, okay, I don't think it's fair.
	In her defense, everything from former Vice President Joe Biden is a misarticulation.
	But I think this one was pretty, let me read you his exact tweet.
	Unless we be banned.
	Just in case, yeah.
	This is from Joe Biden.
	We are in the midst of a crisis with the coronavirus.
	We need to lead the way with science, not Donald Trump's record of hysteria, xenophobia,
	and fear-mongering.
	He is the worst possible person to lead our country through a global health emergency.
	He tweeted this the day after in response to the emergency travel ban.
	Well his friend tweeted it while he made Cheerio necklaces.
	He just approved it and said, yeah, sure.
	He was at scout camp experimenting with gimp.
	I mean, I don't understand how you can go in there and say transparency the first couple of days and then put something out like this that is absolutely, verifiably false.
	This is the same kind of thing that they accused Donald Trump of doing, saying, I had the biggest crowd ever for an inauguration.
	And they're like, well, we have pictures of bigger crowds before live crowds, so maybe that's not the best thing to say day one.
	This is what's so scary, right?
	Everyone's going, well, it's a little bit quieter now.
	It's not necessary.
	At least we're not going to be divided.
	Silence based on a lie is not a good thing.
	Right?
	There had to be transparency to some degree with Donald Trump because they were grilling him all the time.
	They were grilling him unfairly, asking unfair questions, asking leading questions, but right now you have someone who was fed the questions from this press with people she used to work with.
	She used to work with these members of the press.
	She was a contributor to CNN.
	We'll get to that in a second.
	She has never, ever, ever worked in the private sector, nor her husband.
	They are swamp creatures of the highest order.
	Right.
	And do you think they're going to follow this up?
	Do you think there's going to be news reports tomorrow on CNN talking about this and all the other networks saying, well, they're lying about this.
	The president clearly called the former President Trump xenophobic and she lied.
	No, nobody is going to bring that up.
	That's the concern right now.
	There are no checks and balances between the media and this administration.
	And I say this as someone who comes from Canada, where we have the CBC, which is entirely government funded.
	And actually the person who won the office was the person who promised to give them the greatest grant, Trudeau.
	It was, I think, the NDP said, we're going to give $100 million to the CBC if we win.
	And then Trudeau said, ah, $150 million.
	Guess who won?
	Guess who got the most positive feedback?
	Until they found out that he was a blackface connoisseur.
	Working out for him.
	She also has a history of lying to the American people.
	A long history.
	This is something.
	So it would be one thing if she had a history of standing up against the establishment, if she had a history of pushing back, of pushing for media transparency.
	She's never pushed for media transparency, and now she's still pushing against any media transparency because she wants them to feed the questions beforehand.
	Here's an example in 2013.
	The State Department spokeswoman, that was her job, right?
	Spokesperson.
	Spokesperson.
	People have spoke.
	No women or men anymore. People have spoke. Sooner or later, Aziz clearing a hurdle.
	She was a State Department spokesperson.
	Spokeswoman.
	Sorry, I have to make sure.
	I don't use prompter.
	It's not like the fine fellows over there at Newsmax.
	Spokeswoman.
	And she was at the center of this scandal that involves manipulation of press briefing footage.
	Here I think we have it from 2013.
	It began in February 2013.
	U.S.
	officials were secretly meeting with Iranians about possible nuclear talks.
	The State Department spokeswoman at the time, Victoria Nuland, denied direct talks were taking place.
	When the covert talks were revealed months later, Nuland's successor, Jen Psaki, faced tough questions about whether the State Department was lying.
	There are times where diplomacy needs privacy in order to progress.
	This is a good example of that.
	But when a reporter tried to refer back to the exchange from the video archived online,
	he discovered that a critical section of the tape had been edited out.
	Saki, who's now the White House communications director, denied involvement on Twitter, saying
	I had no knowledge of, nor would I have approved of, any form of editing or cutting my briefing
	transcript.
	Lies!
	And I'll tell you why I think it's lies, because I have other examples of lies, and I don't mean... I do not mean inaccuracies.
	Let me be really clear.
	When I'm on this show, I usually try and say, that's not true.
	Why do you keep looking at yourself in the monitor like you're Oprah?
	No, I'm looking at you.
	Dave keeps looking at me like he's like, he literally, I was looking and he was going like, yeah.
	Johnny Depp stache.
	No, believe me, when... Amber Heard's gonna throw an empty bottle at me sooner or later.
	Trust me, when it goes to me, I just think about ways I can end it.
	Is it the mustache?
	No, it's just an overall self-esteem.
	I feel the same way about Dave.
	Thank you.
	How do I know it's a lie?
	Okay, and I'm going out on a limb here because I know that I risk being banned.
	There are half-truths, there are misspeakings, there are inaccuracies, and there are lies.
	She just said she would never be involved in editing, she would never be involved in misleading.
	Okay, that is the lie.
	I don't know if she was involved with the editing of that or not.
	Maybe someone else was doing the bidding for her.
	But I do know that when she says she would never be involved with misleading anybody, That is a lie, because we have another clip here where, remember Benghazi?
	A lot of people don't remember, but Benghazi, before we found out what it actually was, before John Krasinski came along and did a couple of pushups, people believed for a period in time that it was due to a YouTube video.
	You would be forgiven to believe that if you were part of the American public, because why would they lie to you about that?
	However, if you were at the highest levels of government, you of course knew that it had nothing to do with a YouTube video whose production value was about on par with Newsmax.
	However, if you go back to Jen Psaki, this is her blaming.
	Blaming!
	Benghazi on a YouTube video.
	So she's claiming that the CIA blamed Benghazi on YouTube.
	Benghazi.
	These were CIA points of the intel assessment at the time.
	They made the decision about what the final points were going to include.
	They did include information at the end that we later learned was inaccurate.
	So they were reviewing just a few days after the attacks what our best assessment was at
	the time.
	So she's claiming that the CIA blamed Benghazi on YouTube.
	CIA says no.
	No, no, no, no.
	Not me.
	And here's something else.
	It would help if we had receipts.
	So glad you asked.
	Do we have receipts?
	Here are the email exchanges that actually show the talking points were made by the State Department.
	Right here, the emails confirm the ABC News report that the so-called talking points written by the CIA on the attack underwent extensive revisions.
	Twelve versions, and that substantial changes were made after the State Department expressed concerns.
	In other words, the CIA said, hey, this is what happened with Benghazi, this is terrible, we've got terrorists, and then the State Department said, so, YouTube video?
	And they said, no, no, no, no, no, no, this, we're gonna give you the right, they said, so, YouTube video?
	And they said, this went back twelve times, and then Chackie tried, Chackie tried to, Chackie, Chackie, Chackie, Chackie, I don't care.
	Listen, it's gonna be hard.
	Chuckie.
	She tried to blame the CIA.
	For throwing our people under the bus.
	She tried to throw the CIA under the bus.
	She knew that that was incorrect, and only, and this is what's so scary, only because at that point in time, new media, before traditional media got their claws in, people like us, people on YouTube, people on Twitter and Facebook, back before they were banned from the town square, were able to say, no, no, hold on, we did some digging.
	Benghazi had nothing to do with a YouTube video.
	You wouldn't be able to do that today.
	No, no, absolutely not.
	Because that would be considered inciting violence against an administration, right?
	Because that's a pretty big scandal because American troops died, right?
	And if you say they died because of negligence and then you were lied to and that they tried to tell you it was a YouTube video from some crazy person who went on to found Newsmax, then they would say you're inciting violence against the current administration.
	That's what's scary right now.
	Finding out the truth about Benghazi wouldn't be able to happen in today's climate.
	That's terrifying.
	Yeah, absolutely. You'd be de-platformed right away or even worse, Dave and I, I think we were talking about this,
	the easiest thing to do is to make sure that people know you're lying before you speak, right?
	It takes care of whatever you're going to say because they're like, oh, I know this person's lying,
	even if they're telling the truth, right? So you have Mike Lindell come on and say something very reasonable.
	People that voted in Nevada voted from vacant lots.
	I don't know that what he said was very reasonable.
	No, no, no, I'm saying have him say that. Have him say that in Nevada, something you can verify, right?
	And no one would believe him because he said something about the Dominion voting machines, right?
	Because it's like, okay, I know he's lying before he speaks.
	Now you have the State Department.
	That's what you're saying some people would think.
	That's exactly what they would think.
	So I think it's a great strategy.
	Yeah, it's a great strategy that they're employing right now is to say
	everyone who says anything about the election.
	They're either crazy or lying, and if they're lying, they're inciting violence.
	Now I'm equating all these things to a crime.
	Look, let me be very clear as to where I line up.
	Big tech right now and this administration and everyone in legacy media, they want you
	to believe that if you see, and this is up to 50 million Americans, right?
	I think it's 30 something percent believe that there are irregularities with the election.
	They want tens of millions of Americans, you out there, if you believe that there were
	some kind of irregularities that warrant just some kind of second look or investigation
	that you are either crazy or lying.
	What I will say very clearly in no uncertain terms is if you believe there were no irregularities
	with this election, you're stupid.
	And I don't mean, you know, like, you know, you're stupid.
	You're very, very stupid.
	But I don't mean you're ignorant.
	I don't mean, you know, you need to do a little more homework.
	You're a stupid person.
	And I don't want you in the gene pool.
	What's wrong with just asking to count those?
	I know.
	I just don't understand that.
	For three years, we had to deal with the Putin thing.
	So just count.
	It might not even be enough to win.
	Just to see if it was there.
	What's the problem?
	Well, there's nothing there.
	Yeah.
	Haven't you heard?
	Oh, right.
	Sorry.
	Is that your hate speech?
	I know.
	I have trouble with that.
	You and your little Latin Kings goatee.
	Hey, listen.
	Are you going to draw a face on a volleyball to have a friend?
	That's been done.
	Use a tennis ball.
	And let's go back through her history.
	These are the people who work in this administration, right?
	I will say this.
	For all the criticism against Donald Trump, a lot of it was disorganized because a lot of people weren't part of the well-oiled machine.
	However, the well-oiled machine is well-oiled to ream you.
	That's the issue.
	That's the problem.
	If it's a well-oiled raping machine, well, you know what?
	I'd like it to maybe have a few creaky nuts and bolts so it gives me a running start.
	Mine doesn't.
	It works perfect.
	You get screwed every time.
	It's like a show horse.
	You keep it in perfect operating condition.
	I also lock the door and I don't know the comm.
	So here's her background.
	She was a press secretary for John Kerry in 2004, when he is now the current climate czar.
	So not only did she start working in public office, she also made very bad choices in whom she worked for.
	You know how people have talked about how the Democrats don't really have a great bench?
	John Kerry's always been on that patch.
	John Kerry is that old bowl of cereal that might as well not exist in your cupboard.
	Like, do we have anyone who can run for office?
	Kind of like your old green, jolly green giant beans that you have in case some nuclear holocaust takes place.
	That's John Kerry, and she said, I want an internship there.
	She was a State Department spokeswoman, press secretary for Barack Obama.
	She briefly left, here's what she did, she briefly left the Obama administration I think
	in 2011 to become a senior vice president and this is what's so concerning too, managing
	director at Global Strategy Group.
	This is a research firm.
	They include clients, you can bring up this overlay there, Gibbon, Google, Facebook, Twitter,
	General Motors, Microsoft.
	I mean it's almost like you're trying to create a wet dream for Alex Jones.
	They all come together.
	They really did set it up.
	Throw in some Redwoods and David Gergen and you've got Bohemian Grove.
	She worked for WestExec, a consulting firm founded by four ex-Obama officials that increased the current Secretary of State, Anthony Blinken, they increased his current bank account by $1.2 million.
	So she's worked in public office her entire life.
	She's married to a guy who's been chief executive of staff for local politicians since college.
	So she has been in public office since college.
	She has been married to someone who has been in public office since college.
	She has never worked in the private sector.
	Her husband has never worked in the private sector in any capacity.
	And during the brief little... you'd think, okay, Barack Obama, now, you know, Joe Biden, there's some job security, probably Hillary Clinton down the line, Kamala Harris, well, I don't know what's going to...
	But she'll always have a job.
	But there was a little brief moment in time where there was a blip where she may have
	to go and find work by actually providing some kind of a marketable commodity goods
	or services.
	No, while Donald Trump was president, she was a CNN contributor writing op-eds.
	What kind of crap would she write? Here you go, here's one of her articles and I'll do some more research and find
	more for you.
	The African American community is not going to simply forget that this is the same guy, Donald Trump, who has
	embraced and validated white supremacists just because he decided to take credit for the African American
	unemployment rate continuing to go down.
	So, that's the strategy.
	African-American unemployment rates went up under your guy.
	I mean, your guy, Barack Obama, who you worked for, and now your new guy, former Vice President Joe Biden.
	So you try and cut it off at the pass and say, just because the one public figure who I haven't worked for in the last 19 years did more for black Americans than any other president doesn't mean that he's a white supremacist signed byline on CNN And now she's the one in charge of corralling CNN, who feed her questions before she answers them publicly, and she still has to circle back like a Greta.
	I'm just saying, that takes some big balls to write that.
	That's the most hilarious thing I've seen.
	I know it looks like he likes you.
	I really know it looks like he likes you and he's doing a great job.
	But he's still a white supremacist, I promise.
	He's still a white supremacist.
	Seriously.
	It's not that she's just a lip.
	This is the worst.
	She's the worst combination in that she is a career politician.
	Take everything that you can't stand about Joe Biden.
	She's just younger.
	But take everything you can to someone who went to school to plan to suckle at the government teat.
	And then add the radical social justice warrior Vox Vice Young Turks Stephen Colbert Trevor Noah rhetoric and you've got your Press Secretary!
	Yeah, exactly.
	Well, let me just say something, too.
	Her tweet about not taking responsibility for it and saying that she didn't edit the video, it couldn't have come from somebody below her, right?
	It would have had to be above her head.
	Who does she work for?
	I don't think she's very large in stature.
	Everything's above her head.
	Yeah, but at the time, she worked for John Kerry.
	John Kerry was the head of the State Department, right?
	So if the order came down from somebody else, it had to come from above her.
	She wasn't involved with it.
	That doesn't leave very many people for you to now be accusing of going and scrubbing the State Department YouTube channel.
	Which is what she's saying happened.
	She's a lying ginger swamp rat.
	I think that's what you're getting at.
	Or it's even worse than we thought.
	You dirty run, you ginger run, you killed my country.
	Well a lot of these career politicians are just realizing that the internet exists.
	It holds all their information and you can just go back and look at it.
	That's why they want to make sure that the only people who have access to them and the only people who can speak to the public now are legacy media channels that they can corral, who by the way are their former employers.
	Think about this.
	She probably got her CNN gig with a letter of recommendation from the Barack Obama White House and then probably got a letter of recommendation from CNN for her to deal with the press members of CNN with this White House!
	Yeah, exactly.
	And Dave, I don't think they care anymore what you can find on the internet because these are the people that said Donald Trump said that there were good people down in Charlottesville when right before that there's video evidence all over the place that says the context mattered in this case.
	They didn't care.
	Yeah, it's the same group that says peaceful protesting equals let's go.
	Let's go start an insurrection.
	He said it with fires raging over his shoulder!
	The fact is, the self-censoring is not something we're going to do.
	Because I find myself doing this every now and then, right?
	When you see the President of the United States banned from Twitter, and the premise of it is he incited violence by saying you're going to have to fight like hell or you won't have a country.
	You have to fight like hell against lies, disinformation, and people in positions of power who do not have your best interests at heart or you will lose your personal freedoms.
	That is absolutely true.
	But when they actually let that shot be heard around the world that we removed a sitting president while leaving the president of Iran, while leaving Maduro, members of Hamas, Hamas PR spokespeople, I get their newsletters.
	Which, by the way, stop faxing, okay?
	We don't use the fax anymore, Hamas.
	When they do that, they want all of us to be afraid.
	Oh, wait, hold on a second.
	If I say, you've got to fight like hell, or if I say, ooh, there's dishonesty, if I say that, could that be considered inciting violence?
	No, no.
	The standard for inciting violence, right?
	The standard for speech that incites violence is, does this speech directly call people to violence?
	That's it.
	You do need to fight like hell for your country right now.
	I feel like that's like, you know, they use the analogy that you can't say fire in a crowded theater, you can't yell fire.
	Well, basically what Donald Trump did is said, hey, it's really warm in this theater.
	It's really warm.
	A verifiable fact, right?
	He said that there was irregularities.
	You're gonna have to fight like hell.
	All these things are true, right?
	You have to fight like hell for your freedom.
	Every generation.
	That's something that is always true.
	Some would say it was almost an understatement.
	He said it's really warm in this theater and we were like the broads in the tanning bed in Final Destination 4.
	It always locks.
	It's always the tanning bed that locks.
	Can you yell fire in a not-so-crowded theater?
	With one person in the theater?
	Yeah, like an Amy Schumer movie.
	Nobody's there to hear it.
	What if it's Tess Holliday in the theater?
	Just scream it into I'm So Pretty and no one hears.
	Except for Pee Wee Herman.
	He's the only one yelling it in a crowded theater.
	You said fire!
	The word of the day!
	Uh, my friend has the best joke about that, which is, uh, all his furniture has eyes.
	He was being discreet.
	So, uh, I know you think I might have been just excited.
	She actually does get the questions in advance of the press briefings.
	I think we have an overlay right here.
	She gets the questions from the press briefings in advance, which I know you would think I'm lying.
	Well, that doesn't make any sense, because if that were the case, why would she constantly have to say things, uh, like this, that she's going to circle back?
	Here you go.
	There's more I can share with you.
	But I'll circle back with you if there's more to convey.
	I'll have to just circle back with you.
	We can circle back with you.
	I'm happy to circle back with you.
	I can circle back.
	I will have to circle back on that one.
	That's an excellent question.
	She's like an autistic person who won't make right turns.
	She paused on that last one.
	She was looking for another word to say.
	She's like, I'll circle back.
	Crap, I can't do it.
	She's almost playing 9-D chess.
	Okay, that's so round.
	She's almost playing 9-D chess where she's like, well if I just keep saying that I'll circle back.
	Yeah.
	No one would ever believe that I'm so stupid that I would need to circle back if they were handing me the questions beforehand, so they'll assume some transparency here.
	No, she gets the questions beforehand because these people are people she's worked with her entire life, and her husband has worked with her entire life, and she still needs to circle back.
	But all these clips should be available.
	I mean, she's been there for 10 business days.
	Should be easy to come by.
	I don't even know if business days are busy, because wasn't business days more of a shipping measurement used?
	I think so.
	And now with the United States, with the Postal Service, business days are just, we'll get to it.
	Sometimes I get mail on Sunday.
	Good luck.
	Really?
	Yeah, I'll get mail on Sunday from Amazon.
	Well, from Amazon, yeah.
	Not from the postal service.
	You shouldn't, at least.
	But if the devil wants me to get mail, that comes on a Sunday.
	That's true.
	He does not respect the Sabbath.
	No.
	No, he's like, stamp it and send it.
	It's the Lord's Day.
	He's no Chick-fil-A.
	Also, what's the price for stamps?
	Who has stamps anymore?
	I just spy forevers.
	Satan in Hamas.
	What else does she... well, she's also just talking about how radical... she believes the Russia thing, or at least she went out there and propagated that Russia stole the election.
	What else does she believe?
	Conspiracy theorists.
	Conspiracy theorists.
	Yeah, this is another thing.
	She said that the Hunter Biden story was misinformation, which again, Russian disinformation.
	So it starts with the Russia hoax, which we know was a hoax, and then they tried to use this, oh, it's Russian disinformation.
	No, the guy was banging underage people and maybe smoking crack with his niece.
	Okay, look, That's one of those things.
	And they knew, and keep in mind, why is this so dangerous?
	Because Twitter removed that story going into the election from, I believe it was the New York Post, if I'm not correct, from the New York Post saying that it was disinformation.
	So this lady, who worked with Barack Obama, who was biding her time, who now works with former Vice President Joe Biden, went out and said, this is Russian disinformation.
	Jack Dorsey said, good enough for me!
	Wilson!
	And then it's gone.
	Exactly.
	Now let me put it another way.
	One of the top ten circulated news organizations in the country got removed.
	Not just saying the New York Post, because you may not like them, but just say, okay, fine, it's somebody else that you do like.
	They got removed because the story wasn't copacetic.
	And you guys were mad because Kayleigh McEnany gave you some rough answers.
	I miss Kayleigh.
	She was fun.
	Well, we're all straight.
	Come on, the eye candy.
	I didn't mean it that way.
	I prefer straight-ish.
	What do you like to leave options open?
	I think gay men feel the same way.
	You're at a buffet, you're not going to have some dessert?
	You're going to try, maybe I'll put a little bit of this on this.
	Maybe a little bit of that.
	You know it's true, Jen Psaki does look like flan.
	And she's pretty radical if you look at her views on abortion.
	She supports abortion up until and including birth, right?
	This is the viewpoint that she supports.
	If you look at her views on climate, if you look at her views on men beating up women
	in sports, she even actually retweeted an article.
	Her sister, Stephanie Psaki, is a senior associate and director for the Population Council's
	Girl Research, right?
	So these people, they're sisters, and she's retweeted this stuff coming out from her sister.
	Keep in mind that the Population Council was founded by one of the Rockefellers.
	The second president was, I think, Frederick Henry Os, was it Henry Osborne?
	Which one's the Green Goblin?
	Which one's the Population Council?
	Anyway, one of the Osbournes, which was one of the founding members of the American Eugenics Society.
	So just to be clear, she supports abortion, not only abortion for pragmatic purposes, but in eugenics principle.
	Oh, that's so nice and cuddly.
	Black History Month!
	They hated all of y'all, unfortunately.
	So I don't know where this leaves you, but this is one of those situations that to me is terrible.
	This is what I was scared most about.
	People were scared about Joe Biden becoming president.
	Look, Joe Biden is the closest thing to a puppet candidate.
	People could just stow him away off Broadway on Avenue Q and no one would know the difference.
	Uncle Sam would be none the wiser.
	Especially when they sing everybody's little bit right.
	But instead, the scariest thing to me is we have people in this administration who not only aren't transparent, they have no interest in checks and balances with the media.
	They have no interest in you receiving any information critical of this administration.
	None whatsoever.
	They will forbid it.
	And then you have the lackeys in big tech, the quizlings for the higher-ups in this administration who want to play ball and want to get legislative protection.
	This lady has more control over your choices as a consumer of information.
	than possibly anyone, certainly anyone in the previous administration.
	Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Kayleigh McEnany, they couldn't have any control over the information that you would receive because they were constantly fighting an uphill battle.
	They were fighting uphill and this lady is king of the hill just sending barrels down like Donkey Kong.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	And look, she should have some power in that, but the journalists in that room should always be pressing for truth because that's what they said they're supposed to do, but also because that's what we need them to do.
	We need to make sure that if somebody is up there just saying, you're going to take whatever I give you for information, somebody's got to push back.
	Yeah.
	Nobody's doing that yet.
	And I don't know.
	I don't know if that is going to happen.
	I don't know if there's going to be a tipping point.
	I highly doubt it.
	I don't think they're going to let anybody critical of the administration in that room to begin with because of COVID.
	Can I get press credentials for the White House?
	You should!
	Can I do that?
	Can we crowdsource this?
	Any of you out there?
	Can you get me press credentials?
	You know what?
	As a matter of fact, comment right now.
	That's the best Comment, comment!
	To fight back.
	Comment, comment, comment, comment.
	If you're watching, this helps us with the YouTube algorithms.
	Let me know if you know any way for me to get the press credentials.
	And we don't do live chat right now if you're watching this second, but once it's archived.
	And that's because we don't want to get sued for some of the crazy stuff that people say there on YouTube.
	I would love to have White House press credentials.
	You should!
	That would be a lot of fun.
	That would be great.
	We need somebody who's going to ask the questions and be funny at the same time.
	Send Dave in?
	I'll do it.
	Send him in.
	They may send him right back out.
	Send him in with a couple of phone books.
	I'll shave.
	You'll be wearing a mask so they won't know.
	You do you, Dave.
	Don't change yourself to fit their mold.
	Come on, be your own man.
	Oh, speaking of which, we're going to go on to the stimulus bill really quickly.
	But before that, actually, I think it's time to check in.
	We have a lot of people who work here, the heroes who make this show happen.
	Time to check in with the team if they're hard at work.
	Hello, my little nose miners.
	Alright, Bryce, what have we got, uh... Oh, hey, Steven.
	No, it's all good, I'm using, uh, ExpressVPN.
	Yeah, yeah, ExpressVPN, but what's... Well, look, everything you search, click, or watch online can be tracked by Big Tech.
	But when I switch ExpressVPN on my computer or phone, my IP address is masked by a secure VPN server and encrypts my network data.
	Yeah, I know, we used it for the YouTube Tulsi Gabbard, and, okay, that is...
	Roll the stinger!
	Roll the stinger!
	Wow!
	Wow.
	Man.
	We're going to have to fire him.
	Yeah.
	It's more protective.
	And you know what?
	The funny thing is, we use this ExpressVPN, and we have a few sponsors.
	Sponsors who have the balls to support the show.
	We use ExpressVPN.
	Speaking of big tech, with the Tulsi Gabbard stuff, long before... We did, yeah.
	...it happened, just changing our VPNs and actually seeing the kind of search algorithms that were manipulated.
	And we're glad to have them as a sponsor.
	Go to expressvpn.com slash Crowder.
	And what is it?
	They get an extra... You get an extra three months free.
	Three months free!
	That's a great deal.
	And there have been no data breaches like other VPNs out there who advertise on a lot of podcasts, which is funny because it almost defeats the purpose of VPN.
	Kind of like someone who was a member of the press being a press secretary defeats the purpose of an open and fair press.
	Just a little bit.
	Okay.
	What are they talking about here on CNN?
	They're talking about community vaccination sites on the way to more states.
	Oh, okay.
	Hey, look, Fauci.
	I wish I loved anything as much as Fauci loves looking into a camera.
	By the way, you know what I saw this morning that was trending on Twitter?
	Double Masks.
	It's back again.
	They're saying that Double Masks, there's scientific evidence that Double Masks actually could be good for you.
	It's like a Backstreet Boys comeback album.
	It never goes away.
	I thought my phone just hadn't refreshed from maybe like a week ago or two weeks ago when this started.
	I was just like, no, this is new.
	It's the new download.
	It's really more like herpes.
	It just keeps coming back.
	It's just weird.
	Oh, the memories, the pustules.
	And it's always being advertised on cable news.
	Reverse mortgages, herpes medication, head-on roll-on, headache cream, and masks.
	I wonder what they do now, because they were advertising for neck gaiters on CNN, right?
	They were like, very comfortable, not nearly as uncomfortable as the masks that you are now required to wear, and by law, we can't advertise this on the network that no one is watching outside of the Schenectady Airport.
	They do say old folks homes, though, are just, you know, really orgy-rific.
	It is.
	Yeah.
	STD rates are crazy.
	Those old birds get around.
	I mean, slowly, but it happens.
	Yeah.
	That's why I think so many of them got the COVID.
	Slow and slutty wins the race.
	Hey, good on them.
	You think they got COVID from sex?
	Maybe.
	I think they did.
	They walk in there.
	Hey.
	Granted, they also got it because of an evil governor in Michigan who sent in members of the Crips.
	And old folks homes.
	Also, old ladies are relatively sly.
	Well, and Cuomo.
	So, you know, he did the same thing.
	In fairness, the one guy was simply trying to beat COVID out of that old man.
	Yes, he was.
	That's the old Red Fox bit.
	I beat the COVID out of you!
	This is hurting me more than it's hurting you.
	It's not.
	Are you my grandson?
	Now I'm just here to hit you.
	you I'm a nurse you have a violence record You should work here.
	Okay, let's go to the COVID bill.
	So right now, this is what you're hearing, the COVID bill, right?
	The $1.9 trillion.
	That word stung.
	That stung coming out of my mouth.
	$1.9 trillion COVID relief bill.
	The Senate voted 50 to 49, and this is this lady.
	I'm very surprised, because I've only listened to Pod Save America, so you don't have to.
	I don't watch it, and I won't again.
	Never make that mistake.
	This is Congresswoman Katie Porter on Pod Save America talking about that.
	You haven't seen these clips yet, have you?
	I have not.
	Okay, everyone right now, picture a congresswoman in your head.
	Okay.
	All right?
	Gotcha.
	Okay.
	Roll clip.
	That $600 billion will only cause more economic harm in this country and create a deeper recession with the kinds of cuts that they're making to state and local funding, including to some of the support for working families.
	This is fiscally irresponsible.
	The $1.9 trillion plan that meets the scope and need of what COVID has done to our economy is fiscally responsible.
	Scope?
	How about a wider lens?
	Would you get into a fight with a muumuu clearance closet?
	Lost.
	Oh my God.
	She looks like she has a lot of cats.
	Wow.
	This is what's remarkable to me.
	She is saying that $600 billion, right?
	You're talking about the Republican, the counter offer.
	I'm a lawyer that they were talking about.
	$600 billion is fiscally irresponsible, but $1.9 trillion is responsible.
	Totally fine.
	It's hard to take it seriously from a lady who looks like the character in every sitcom who shows up in the middle of the night with curlies in her hair saying, KEEP IT DOWN!
	What is she doing?
	Like, going for like, I'm one of you?
	Like, I'm one of the people?
	She overshots.
	Yeah, a little bit.
	I think she's looking for when Louis Anderson played that woman on that FX show.
	Oh man, that's stark.
	Yeah, she looks like she should have a rolling pin and chasing Tom and Jerry around the house.
	Wow, what a... Oh my gosh.
	I can't look at that.
	And it's not like it's accidental.
	No, she knew she was gonna be on a screen.
	Which is what makes me appreciate Erin Andrews so much, because she didn't know that she was being secretly recorded naked in a hotel room.
	It's wrong.
	Morally reprehensible.
	But she's always on her game.
	And watchable.
	Yes.
	That is so terrible.
	By the way, did she show her work on why 600 was not good, but 1.9 trillion, which is more last time I checked, is good?
	I don't know.
	She had to rummage her way through the skin marks of burned cats on her desk.
	Burned cats?
	It's just a fossil!
	Yeah, we want to take fiscal advice from a lady who just pulled out the rollers, watched The Young and the Restless, and was featured on an episode of Hoarders.
	And I know, immutable characteristics, but mute some of it!
	Yeah, and thinks billions larger than trillion, apparently.
	And here's something else, she starts talking about, so I will get to why we should not, this bill is bad, this bill is horrible, and by the way, you thinking that you're getting a little bit of a stimulus check where they lock you out from individual investing and they raise taxes on businesses and most businesses have been shut down, they've been irreparably damaged and they can't actually reopen, but you think you get $600, look at it, yang chang gang, good, everybody Andrew Yang tonight, understand, but it doesn't even make sense to listen to the Moo Moo Congresswoman when you hear her talking about, just listen to this clip about deficit and tax cut, it doesn't make sense.
	The only disagreement on this really is coming from a handful of politically motivated people who, as we know, have no problem running up the deficit with tax cuts for their corporate donors.
	What?
	How do you run up a deficit with a tax cut?
	What is she talking about?
	I think she's saying we would have less money coming in because we gave them a tax cut?
	Oh, okay.
	Maybe.
	I don't trust she knows anything about money with those appliances.
	It looks like this was shot in the late 80s.
	Yeah.
	Well, she also doesn't understand that when you give people a tax cut, especially in business, you tend to create more business, which creates more tax revenue.
	It looks like the second the camera stopped, she started yelling at her husband like, Get the nutrients out of the food!
	I read it!
	You need your nutrients, Harold.
	I need my polyphenols and the microwave's absent!
	Ouch!
	I haven't been touched in years.
	Look at me!
	This is me off of polyphenols!
	At least the guys at the gym know how to please a man.
	What?
	If you weren't so busy with your mesothelioma, I told you we should have gotten a double wide!
	Wouldn't have had to worry about insulation then!
	Hold on, I gotta go do congressperson shit!
	I'm on the interwebs!
	And this is a prime example of how Democrats...
	Democrats think about money because she's talking about the investment that's required to reopen schools and businesses, but they never go like, okay, look, of course, I understand investment, right?
	I understand it's a business.
	They don't.
	Because to them, investment is just more money, please, more money, please.
	Hold on a second, hold on a second, before we go to this.
	Fauci is, what is Fauci saying again?
	What is he saying?
	We have to be concerned about the mutants.
	Viruses will not mutate well if you don't give them the opportunity to replicate in a very large way.
	And when Fauci turns his head and those eyes roll wide...
	When he says mutant, is he referring to the virus or the new Secretary of Health?
	He looks like he just came from a lab where they deposited the virus into his eye.
	His nose is growing.
	He's becoming a bird.
	Right in front of us.
	Just an old bird.
	This is a congresswoman.
	What's her name?
	I forgot her name.
	Is it Porter?
	This is her talking about showing no understanding of business whatsoever, and they want you to simply believe Republicans bad because they don't want to give everybody money, Democrats good because they want to give people your money.
	By the way, you're welcome.
	You're welcome.
	You're welcome for the money.
	Because this is one thing, I don't think there's been one, by the way, one other show, I don't want to toot my own horn here, but there wasn't one other conservative show that never shut down and never changed their studio.
	Fox News, look at anywhere else, any other networks, this show never, we, I never did it from a webcam, we always broadcast here, And that's one thing.
	I don't know how many people out there put their money where their mouth is because I was going, well, hold on a second, but you say that we should continue with the economy, but you're broadcasting from your basement and you're doing everything from separate hotel rooms.
	I think this is the only show where we have 15 people here at any given time and we never, ever shut down.
	And that's something that I'm proud of.
	I thank you from the bottom of my blackened lungs.
	Sneezing all over each other.
	It was great.
	But here she is.
	Let's go to this really quickly.
	Katie Porter, Moomoo in Chief, talking about investment and school and why we need to do this, showing no understanding of basic finance skills.
	If we don't find a way to, for example, invest in child care, invest in getting schools open, make sure there aren't deeper cuts in state and local government and funding, then all we're going to see is more women stay out of the workforce for longer.
	If you have that four-hour Viagra side effect they just show you this video, you are softer than ice cream.
	Also, by the way, it's really hard for you to make the argument about more women being out of the workforce when you, as a representative and congresswoman, make it very difficult for us to tell the difference between a woman outside of the workforce or inside of the workforce.
	Are you workforce pro?
	Are you workforce contributory?
	I don't know.
	It was tough for me to tell by your 1992 bottom-of-the-line Kenmore.
	And hummingbird feeder in the back of your cranium.
	Is there ever going to come a point in time in history when we get tired of hearing that we need more money for schools, that we continue to pour down the drain for decades?
	Has anyone been following what's going on in Chicago?
	Yes.
	Let's give more money to schools in Chicago.
	The teachers, they're not showing up!
	No!
	They're not even showing up!
	What do you do?
	This is a perfect example, like with a business, for example.
	If you sign up, lotterthecrowder.com slash mug club, right now, okay?
	Do it.
	You can use the promo code, CrowderReturns, you get $30 off.
	Fantastic.
	I go, hmm, what am I going to do with that money?
	Well, you know what?
	We need to pay for some travel so we can go do some super videos.
	We need to pay for, we need to work on a lawsuit because we're suing Facebook.
	That's kind of a big deal.
	Who can I hire?
	What can we do?
	What's the profit margin?
	Gerald, you're fired.
	No.
	If you just say 1.3 trillion to teachers who, what do the teachers do?
	I don't know, they're not answering their calls.
	Ah, what's another 1.3 trillion?
	How about we just, I was going to say kill all the teachers, but I mean figuratively, kill the public schooling system as a whole, and maybe the teachers aren't seen for a while.
	And by the way, you know where the school is?
	Fire the teachers right now!
	We won't show up.
	It's not based on science.
	It's not based on science.
	As a matter of fact, COVID is less gross than the crap you have to deal with those kids at school on a regular basis.
	Get rid of the teachers.
	How are those young boys going to get laid?
	That's a great question.
	That is a fair point.
	Join the altar.
	Put two masks on and go to work.
	Do you understand the irreparable harm that is being done to kids right now?
	If you teachers unions out there, if you say you have one ounce of care for kids, you are trying to get the school open as fast as humanly possible.
	Kids are hurting so bad right now.
	It's very simple.
	Republicans, conservatives, at least, if we're going- and I said this before, okay?
	I'm not a big fan of stimulus bills.
	However, when we had 15 days to flatten the curve- anniversary coming up really soon- I said if you shut down businesses, if the government steps in and shuts down your business and says you cannot operate, it is on the government at that point to offer you some kind of restitution.
	Right.
	That is different because they stepped in and precluded you from making a living.
	That's not where we are right now.
	Not at all.
	Well, the Democrats want us to continue to be there.
	However, that being said, Republicans, Conservatives, we were saying, okay, if this is a shutdown, this is what's reasonable, this is what needs to be paid back, let's look at the ledgers, let's look at the sheets, let's just have someone go through TurboTax, for crying out loud.
	The Democrats right now simply want to give an open-ended blank check.
	Like the kid in Blank Check, he was eating ice cream out of a trash can!
	Poor kid.
	By the way, I want to see how much of that money... I wonder how much of that money that she's saying needs to be invested in the school districts goes towards teacher compensation.
	Because they probably need to get paid more so they feel safer going back during COVID.
	I think that's how it works.
	I don't know.
	the conversation that we were having but I lost it. What?
	You lost it? I'm just kidding. I wonder how much of that money that she's saying needs to be
	invested in the school districts goes towards teacher compensation because they probably need to get paid
	more so they feel safer going back during COVID. Yeah. I think that's how it works. I don't
	know. Chicago teachers are never safe.
	COVID is the least of their worries.
	This is real life, Chicago.
	It ain't no Family Matters.
	Reginald Vale.
	It was a great show.
	What do you think we should do with teachers who refuse to show up?
	Just comment.
	That's the best thing you can do right now.
	That's what helps the YouTube out.
	Just leave a comment or you can leave Nutella on baguette.
	Just write that.
	That's good.
	I like it.
	Alright, Joe Louis.
	Joe Louis wants attention right now.
	He gets bored during the show.
	We have to adjust the Joe Louis cam.
	Look at this.
	This is going to be the highlight of the show.
	Let's just let him tucker himself out.
	He's rolling in his own feces is what they don't know.
	Even he is bored with Porter.
	All right, here are just a couple of quick reasons that we shouldn't support this bill.
	All right, Joe Louis, place, buddy.
	That's enough.
	That's enough.
	He's a performer.
	He knows when the camera's on him.
	Or you can, Dave Landau, go to place.
	I'll pet him.
	I pet Joe all day.
	You're being a distraction, Joe Louis.
	Usually you're so well-behaved.
	What are you doing?
	Joe Louis, go to your bed.
	He doesn't care.
	Hey, place.
	Now, place.
	Everyone be quiet.
	Everyone be quiet.
	Make like we're watching CNN.
	What was that?
	Quarter black carrot.
	All right, hold on.
	Look, he's going to circle.
	He's going to circle.
	Look at this.
	Come on.
	Get it.
	Get it.
	Look, he's circling.
	He's going to get it.
	He's going to get it.
	He's got to soften his bed.
	There we go.
	There he is.
	Look at him.
	And then he'll wake up and murder something smaller than him.
	Yeah.
	Let me give a couple of reasons that Republicans should not support this, and that doesn't mean that you're a money-grubbing billionaire like the people who work in this administration.
	This is one of the things that they have in this bill that you may not know.
	I think they refer to this as earmarks or pork or porter.
	Is an education campaign to address vaccine hesitancy?
	We also know there's a vaccination hesitancy in many communities, especially Black, Latino, Native American communities.
	That's why we will launch a massive public education campaign to increase vaccine acceptance.
	We'll do everything we can to show Vaccines are safe.
	The hesitancy is because of you!
	You and Cuomo and Harris, you said you wouldn't take the vaccine because it was fast-tracked under Donald Trump.
	Does anyone remember this?
	You guys were the anti-vaxxers.
	And by the way, it's African-American, Latinx, and First Nations.
	You racist piece of shit!
	We like to show African-Americans that it's safe by killing Hank Aaron.
	Yeah, that was not a good way to start the program.
	What was it, two days later?
	Yeah, it was two days later.
	She was like, I don't feel good.
	Do you know what their plan is, too?
	And this will only cost a few billion dollars and the bill buried in there.
	What?
	They're going to deploy Kamala Harris to minority communities.
	That's going to work.
	That'll convince them.
	Is she a weapon, the deployment?
	Well, she's like, I'm going to put you in jail.
	She pretends to be each of them, so that should work out.
	She's just going in with syringes doing the Carlton.
	Hey!
	Time for your second dose.
	Look at my Chuck Taylors.
	I hope you didn't smoke weed or I'll lock you up and you'll never see your kids again.
	She's doing catchphrases from shows she doesn't remember.
	Did I do that?
	I used to listen to Biggie back in the 60s.
	Got me, Bree!
	Also, by the way, this little bill includes a mandatory $15 minimum wage.
	That's kind of a big deal.
	The Congressional Budget Office itself said that a $15 minimum wage would lose 3.7 million jobs.
	And this is something that's also really important.
	I don't have the percentage in front of me.
	It goes from state to state.
	Michigan leads most states.
	I've seen some states as high as 60% of restaurants.
	Anywhere from 20% to 60%.
	Average is somewhere around 30% of a lot of these businesses are never going to reopen.
	And you want to burden them.
	OK, let me give you a scenario.
	Let's say you run a bar, and you've been shut down.
	And you finally, despite it being the most deadly month in COVID history, and liberal states are for some reason lifting restrictions, let's just go with it.
	Who knows?
	You're trying to reopen.
	And you go, all right, well, I guess I'll bring AOC back to stock the ice.
	And she's like, it's got to be 15 because of the bill.
	You board up your business and call it a day.
	You'd never do it.
	And by the way, wages have gone up.
	The average earnings went up more under three years of Donald Trump than eight years of Barack Obama.
	I think it was $5,000 for the average family went up in three years versus $1,000 in eight years.
	So you can talk about the minimum wage, you can talk about $15,000, but that's not designed to be something that sustains an entire family.
	People who are actually working jobs have been making more money than ever.
	Yeah, exactly.
	And how do you think kids who aren't really worth $15 an hour when they're young getting a job, how do you think they become trained and able to make something that's more than $15 an hour and get out of poverty?
	They get a job that pays them $8 or $10 an hour because that's all they're worth at the time.
	can not reopen.
	Yeah, exactly.
	And how do you think kids who aren't really worth $15 an hour when they're young getting
	a job, how do you think they become trained and able to make something that's more than
	$15 an hour and get out of poverty?
	They get a job that pays them $8 or $10 an hour because that's all they're worth at the
	time.
	They're useless sometimes and they need to be trained.
	You're telling all of them...
	Sometimes they remain useless.
	Yeah, well, that's true.
	Now you're telling all of them, like, hey, sorry, you're not going to be able to get that entry-level job that was going to end up leading to you being the McDonald's shift manager and then having your own store, which we've seen over and over and over in our society.
	Now you're going to say, hey, $15.
	Why not $1,500?
	If $15 is good, why not more?
	If you can't place the layer of American symmetrically on my filet of fish, You're worth zero an hour.
	If it's more on the wrapper than on my burger.
	The job I had, I wasn't worth three an hour.
	I was a waste of time there.
	I was fired and deserved to be fired.
	Yes!
	They were like, Dave, you're drunk.
	And I was like, alright.
	You got me like, yeah!
	You're drunk!
	No, you are.
	No, seriously, this is a liability.
	Dave, it's 9am.
	And here's another one, in this bill, it sounds really great, right?
	It sounds great, just a bill, $1.3 trillion to go to Americans until you realize $15 minimum wage, until you realize that we just give money to teachers who don't plan on showing up, and by the way, people in this administration are totally fine with teachers not showing up, let's just give them more money.
	It also was going to award, well it is, awarding public universities and private, quote, minority-serving institutions $35 billion, commonly referred to as the backbone of our society, small businesses So if you want to spur the economy, underwater, afro-lesbian, basket-weaving-centric studies is the place to start.
	That's what built the country.
	By the way, I read the article on that $35 billion.
	The biggest concern they had was that maybe illegal immigrant students who are not in this country legally would not be able to benefit from those grants.
	That was the main concern, the main thrust.
	I don't understand.
	They're so concerned about illegal immigrants.
	How about this?
	I will support this bill.
	I'll draft this bill tomorrow, where we grant citizenship to every single illegal alien in this country immediately, provided they're allowed to cross the Chicago Teachers Union picket lines and teach those kids.
	Amen.
	Yeah.
	You want a citizenship?
	Go in there.
	Do it.
	I want to see a bunch of El Salvadorians in Chicago's South Side teaching grammar for generations to come.
	They do that.
	No one else talks about this.
	Oh, good union paying jobs.
	By the way, let's bring in people who work for $1.50 a month and grant them citizenship who cost taxpayers $116 billion a year on average, despite the fact that Americans are struggling because we've shut down the economy.
	More money, please.
	More money, please.
	It's a shell game, folks.
	The game is rigged, and the scariest part right now is there are no checks and balances.
	And we used to think of it as three branches, right?
	Everyone who wants to schoolhouse shrunk.
	You have the executive, you have the legislative, you have the judicial.
	But now we have another branch that is just as powerful and is just as incestuous, and that is big tech, because they are doing the bidding.
	Figuratively, yeah.
	branches. They are doing the bidding for this administration and then they get
	some kickbacks just like Nancy Pelosi with tech stocks before John Kerry
	signs a new green bill into law who by the way should be destitute under a
	bridge in Los Angeles fighting off homeless people with a stick somewhere
	before he becomes pit bull meat. That's about how useful John Kerry... figuratively
	figuratively of course I would never want to punish a pit bull in that way. Comment comment comment
	We are going to, we were going to do this here on YouTube, but right now I think we're actually running a little bit late.
	We're going to do our Greta Roast.
	Ooh.
	Exclusively for Muck Club members.
	It's a roast.
	Spicy.
	Because thank God she is 18.
	Like the Olsen twins ticker.
	Only gross.

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