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Dec. 2, 2020 - Louder with Crowder

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BREAKING: Ellen Page is a Man!? | Good Morning #MugClub

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	That cut out really quickly!
	That was a hard-cutting intro there.
	Smooth it out there!
	That's because we've got our Wade in third chair today.
	How are you?
	I'm doing well.
	Standing in front of a nice little Christmas wreath.
	Thank you.
	Where is the Christmas wreath?
	Oh, there it is!
	I didn't even notice!
	We like to make merry, also commit felonies, because apparently you're supposed to avoid getting sick by spending Christmas outside, socially distanced, in December!
	I think it's safe.
	Avoid the COVID, catch actual pneumonia.
	Yes, just skip right over to it.
	Yeah, it makes it easier.
	We have a lot that we will be talking about today, by the way.
	There was a hearing, of course, in Michigan yesterday, so we're going to be recapping that.
	CNN now acknowledges that China lied people died on the Wuhan flu.
	It's almost like we covered it beforehand, and we have some charts and graphs for you, which will be a lot of fun.
	And they act like they have a scoop now.
	Dick Tapper, breaking news!
	China is a dishonest country.
	So are we talking about that?
	What else are we talking about?
	Oh, the USPS, the United States Postal Workers, the whistleblowers.
	Apparently hundreds of thousands of ballots were part of it.
	It was basically, you know, replace Newman and Kramer's bottle return scheme to Michigan, only make it ballots from New York to Pennsylvania to the tune of hundreds of thousands.
	Oh wow.
	Don't try and cool your radiator with blood.
	So we also have Porter Black Garrett.
	Appreciate it.
	He is accepted amongst no communities.
	I'm sorry.
	He has three quarters of a home.
	And Gerald A. is here.
	How are you, sir?
	I'm well.
	How are you?
	Not great.
	No?
	We're gonna be shooting Brendan today, though.
	That would be a lot of fun.
	Yeah, just a lot of stuff happening in the news that I'm not happy about.
	Well, of course.
	This is actually happening right now.
	This just broke here this morning because everyone's been, you guys have been following the bar?
	Yeah.
	I was about to say Bob Barr.
	That's the libertarian game.
	No, that's a different thing.
	No one cares about.
	Bill Barr.
	People have been saying that he's saying, oh, there's absolutely no evidence and that they investigate people.
	Like, oh, there you go, it's over.
	Actually, no, there was a statement issued from the DOJ today.
	They fired back specifically at news reports and they said, some media outlets have incorrectly reported that the department has concluded its investigation of election fraud and announced an affirmative finding of no fraud in the election.
	That is not what the Associated Press reported, nor what the Attorney General stated.
	The department will continue to receive and vigorously pursue all specific and credible allegations of fraud.
	Well, that sounds like an open and shut case to me.
	Yes.
	What about the times where he specifically said, no collusion?
	Right.
	They didn't exactly run with that story.
	No.
	Right.
	So the news is lying to us, is what you're saying?
	I don't know if they're lying so much as they are just completely incompetent.
	I think it's worse than that.
	Which, hey, by the way, we are going to be testing, again, YouTube's algorithms this month because things have changed on YouTube and all of a sudden things are a little bit screwy, so comment right now.
	Just comment right now.
	If you're watching, you can't do it live, watching the Archive, comment.
	We're going to do an Ask Me Anything.
	Favorite color, my childhood upbringing, whatever you want.
	All of these subjects, just comment.
	If you can't think of anything to comment, comment.
	Test.
	Let's beat the algorithm.
	Biden, not President-elect Biden, announced, has talked about one of his first actions, priorities, his first day in office in relation to gender policy.
	And you know what?
	Not a moment too soon.
	Here's Chuck Schumer talking about it.
	Joe Biden said that on his first day of office he will give transgender students access to sports, bathrooms, and locker rooms in accordance with their gender identity in all federally funded schools.
	Do you think he has the ability to do this and do you agree with this decision?
	I agree with the decision and I know he'll check things out thoroughly legally.
	He will check things out thoroughly.
	The good old scratch and sniff!
	Pedophiles will be checking things out as well, unfortunately.
	This could not have happened at a more important time, because Ellen Page, of course, as many of you have been following, but there's more to the story than people know, Ellen Page, most known for her roles in Juno, Inception... X-Men 3.
	The remake of Flatliners.
	Oh, that's right, that's right.
	Story catalog.
	Ellen Page, beloved actress of the United States, is now a man.
	You can hit the overlay there.
	I don't want to have to direct this all day.
	It's now a man!
	So the Privilege card is now removed, came out as Elliot.
	By the way, Ellen Page is now Elliot Page.
	Listen, just be ready for the attacks, because as a straight white male, you are given no quarter.
	And we actually, this is something that's been a long time coming, and here at Lighthouse Cutter we actually have the
	exclusive of the upcoming first performance of Elliot Page.
	Oh God!
	Elliot.
	I'll be watching.
	I gotta watch.
	That's the elf theme song.
	I got the, yeah, well, you just mix it in whatever happens.
	Oh boy, that's one pussy I don't want to munch.
	Talk about a beaver down.
	I got the biggest eye roll from my wife when I showed her that last night because we watched the Umbrella Academy.
	She's like, is there ever a role that formerly Ellen was in that she didn't look like a pouty guy anyway?
	That's in poor taste.
	This is one of the most crazy things when comedians go along with this.
	And I'll explain to you why.
	Well, first off, I think we've done a pretty fair job of covering election fraud.
	I think we've been pretty consistent.
	And this does matter.
	People say, why do you talk about something that doesn't affect you?
	The breakdown of the idea of men and women affects everybody.
	Notably children.
	It's like, why do you care about what it has to do with the Jews if it doesn't affect you?
	Well, it doesn't affect me, but the Jews aren't big fans of it.
	What about the children who will be taught that men and women and male and female are just a figment of your imagination?
	That's a problem.
	Well, and how long until we get the European bug and say, well, you can't say anything against these people or it's a year in jail, like we reported yesterday.
	Speaking of bugs, this guy, I think he's very funny.
	I'm surprised that comedians come out and support this.
	Kumail Nanjiani?
	Nanjiani from Silicon Valley.
	Very funny guy.
	He said, this is an actual tweet.
	I've been a fan of Elliot's for a very long time and I'm excited to see him continue his fantastic work.
	In the years to come.
	Fantastic fan of Elliot, his work, I believe, is Corey Black Garrett.
	Gotcha!
	I got skipped up, I got skipped up.
	Yeah, you did.
	No, apparently Elliot Page has just as many film credits as Caitlyn Jenner has medals.
	Oh wow.
	Oh no.
	If you don't understand the slippery slope for crying out loud, that you have now made every single casting director who's issued character breakdowns guilty of hate speech.
	You've retroactively made people guilty of hate speech!
	So do we refer to Elliot in the past now?
	When referring to past roles?
	Netflix changed the credits!
	Did they really?
	Yeah!
	Oh my gosh!
	That's the casting call.
	An Elliot Page type.
	Oh my gosh, I love it.
	I don't love it!
	No, no, that was sarcasm!
	Are you out of your mind?
	I'm gonna kill you.
	Are you out of your mind?
	What is this thing with him?
	I'm burying you next to Bill.
	He's going to kill Bill, he's going to kill me.
	He doesn't do show prep, so it's like, I know what my- I'll say I'll kill you!
	Murder!
	Murder!
	This works!
	That's a family-friendly activity.
	Off the top of the show, too.
	You off your hormone blockers?
	No.
	They wouldn't refill the prescription.
	Take on an empty stomach.
	Small meal of crackers.
	They also stop brain development, by the way, those hormone blockers.
	It's almost like you're unscientific when you don't understand that the endocrine system, that neurology, that when you actually look at neurotransmitters and hormones are very similar and interact at a very important level.
	Just look at thyroid, look at testosterone, look at how that affects dopamine, serotonin.
	It's almost as though these things actually matter.
	But I know, I know, the science isn't in.
	You'll walk the wide perimeter six feet, mind you, at Whole Foods to avoid BPA in anything regarding plastic or any kind of container because you don't want something mimicking estrogen in the body.
	When injected directly into your ass cheek, however, for a six-year-old, well, you know, we're a little murky on the science.
	I understand that.
	You have to have a conversation with your kid now about this!
	Yeah, they have the right to demand this, by the way.
	By the way, I'm sorry, sweetheart, your mom was guilty of hate speech.
	I will say, looking back, you're going to have people now, too, retroactively reviewing films.
	Looking back, the remake of Flatliners didn't make me want to swallow a knife.
	I didn't find it disrespectful to the art of cinema because of the beautiful and brave Elliot.
	The fact that this is the only show, the fact this is the only show where my media went to E.T.
	dressed as a transgender alien saying Elliot and I didn't see it anywhere.
	It's the only show that could think about it and do it.
	You won't see that on any Conan.
	This ain't no Family Matters.
	They're too scared.
	Eat your heart out.
	Oh no, don't bring that back.
	Don't bring that back.
	It's grown on me.
	He's using it now.
	It's grown on me.
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	club. That's what allows us to continue. Leave a comment.
	We'll be taking your live chat after this. Manny will be doing a police sketch. Yeah. Oh,
	nice. Of someone he doesn't know yet. Oh, that's true. So this is something we need to talk
	is the Michigan hearing. And I'm getting tired of the hearings. And listen, this is the
	goal of the media is for you all to be fatigued. And I was like, which state now? There's a
	selection from, okay, is it Pennsylvania? Is it Michigan? Is it Wisconsin? Or is it
	Georgia? Is it Arizona? Pick a lane.
	The answer is yes. Right. And it makes sense that the stuff that would come out later would
	be bigger or at least more reliable than the stuff that was just sort of suspected early
	It's getting worse.
	It's almost like building a national case takes more than two weeks.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, come on, there's nothing yet?
	It's almost like going to the Supreme Court requires more than a couple interns and a PDF file.
	And a space bar.
	Get on the line with Tucker, Sidney!
	I need it!
	You don't see the left doing this, cannibalizing themselves, and I can't believe that you didn't give me this exclusive.
	You mean the case that I'm building, and if I don't have everything right, I could be under threat of being cuffed?
	No!
	No, I'm sorry!
	By the way, you don't work with a bowtie or no bowtie.
	Bowtie, no bowtie!
	It's not a good show, I'm not giving you an exclusive.
	CNN takes like three days to fire somebody who was caught doing something inappropriate on the Zoom call.
	CNN takes nine months to acknowledge that the Chinese government is filled with communist liars.
	So my question to you is, when we're talking about that, do you believe that CNN didn't know?
	That CNN actually believed China?
	Or do you think they were in on it like the member of the World Health Organization on a Skype call who slam dunked the Taiwanese like it was his grandmother and he couldn't hear her?
	He pulled the whole ruffle the chip bag, I can't hear you grandma, I'm going out!
	They never covered it on CNN!
	Doesn't that matter?
	Especially considering there's some, isn't there some kind of a history with Taiwan and China?
	A little, I don't know.
	It's like the China is Asshole Guide.
	China is Asshole!
	They should have listened to that guy.
	Best reporting we've seen from China.
	That guy had all the information.
	By the way, he now is a woman.
	Oh!
	No, no, no, no.
	She, she.
	You have to just make sure.
	Allow me this opportunity to apologize.
	Yes.
	I also apologize for saying that Bruce Jenner won gold medals.
	No, listen, Caitlyn Jenner never won a gold medal!
	Caitlyn Jenner hit people with his car!
	Her.
	Her car.
	Her car.
	It's confusing, I know.
	How funny would it be if Ellen Page just now just smokes Frankie Muniz in a drag race?
	Whoa!
	Jeanette, so many strokes!
	Was it heart attacks?
	What was it that Frankie Muniz has?
	Apparently he's an accomplished race car driver.
	Really?
	We all know, once you switch genders, you don't.
	The driving is the first thing that comes.
	Goes.
	So the Michigan hearings took place... No, it comes when you're becoming a man.
	He's gonna be like, I hope you die.
	He's gonna be like, I hope you die.
	How dare you?
	I'm confused!
	I'm not aware of the topic, so I will just wish death upon you.
	There's death upon you.
	In Jenner's case, it went.
	You are an angry drunk, Gerald.
	Yeah, what is happening?
	I mean, screwdrivers sounded like a good idea.
	Yeah, early in the morning.
	Wait, hold on a second.
	C9 really quickly before we go to the hearings.
	L.A.
	County shatters record in worst day of pa- I thought you had the lockdown!
	What happened?
	The harshest of lockdowns.
	Yeah, what happened there?
	Oh, those are cases.
	Well, what about deaths?
	I want to get the benefit of the doubt.
	It's probably John MacArthur's fault, right?
	Yeah, it's all the church's fault.
	I blame DeSantis!
	It's the Crips going around and giving all their victims COVID so they don't get blamed.
	All those asshats rollerblading down in Daytona.
	How much is a life worth?
	Damn inline skating.
	Can anyone make... look.
	Can anyone make a case to me that lockdowns have worked at all?
	Any kind of statistical causation there that lockdowns have had any effect?
	Can anyone out there?
	Anyone?
	Give me that argument.
	Nope.
	Europe?
	United States?
	Any of the states?
	1918, military, during time of war, didn't happen then either.
	I know I hate science, but you know, I'm open to it right now.
	Um, so the Michigan hearings did happen.
	They started, uh, they didn't start yesterday, but yesterday, uh, there was a hearing and it started with possibly my new favorite person.
	Uh, this was, we have a lot to get, but this was just fun.
	Welcome to the Senate Oversight Committee.
	You have three minutes.
	Thank you, committee.
	I am so happy to be here.
	Let me put my hat back on, because this is my prize right here.
	This is the winner who won the election before it was cheated.
	And as a sidebar, Senator Santana, welcome, my sister from the D. If Black Lives Matter, why did you skip me?
	Well, let me tell you, it was voter fraud at its finest.
	Pure and calculated fraud.
	And I wouldn't be surprised if people up here was involved.
	Goddamn.
	I may grab my hat, but before I speak, how do y'all feel about Forsodomy?
	We appreciate the lady bringing her hand sanitizer.
	Oh, that's KY!
	Get ready!
	Get ready!
	They were not preparing for this.
	She had like Jesse Jackson rhyming and everything.
	I wish that I were a black lesbian, because I could get away with anything.
	As much as you want.
	Not that she's a lesbian.
	No, no, no.
	But she still gets away with more than I do.
	Or Elliot Page will be able to.
	Believe it or not, Ellen's not home.
	Ellen's gonna switch back and be like, screw this.
	This is too hard.
	You know what's also not home when you're at home on blockers?
	Dopamine!
	That's pleasure. That neuro ship has sailed.
	It's dark. Don't worry, we'll talk about mental health when a celebrity commits suicide.
	We'll talk about antidepressants and hormones and the correlation.
	Not when we're trying to make sure that, you know, you're jailed for hate speech if you say that a man is a man.
	We'll go through the hearings here.
	There are a few claims that are new and there are some that obviously are sort of repeated claims that we've already verified here on this program.
	But there were some new ones, and it's hard to keep track.
	I tell you, I do this for a living, and it's very hard for me to keep track.
	So I'm going to try and simplify it, distill it as well as I can for you.
	There was one witness who said that military ballots she saw, they looked like Xerox copies.
	These are military ballots.
	They looked like Xerox copies of each other, meaning multiple of the same ballot.
	None of them were registered Michigan voters.
	And I don't know if you know this, but again, we've noticed a disturbing trend with these mistakes I know you're thinking, well, okay, but that's so you, so you doubled up on votes, but if it ends up being a, you know, okay, an extra 50 for Biden, extra 50 for, no, hold on.
	End phrase.
	Only for Biden.
	Here you go.
	Not one of the military ballots was a registered voter.
	Um, and the ballots look like they were all exactly the same Xerox copies of the ballot.
	They were all for Biden across the board.
	There wasn't a single Trump vote and none of the.
	The voters are registered.
	They had to manually enter the names and addresses at a birth date of 1-1-2020, which would override the system and allow them to enter non-registered voters, of which I saw several that day.
	Throughout the day, that's how they would override voters that were neither in the electronic poll book or the supplemental updated poll book.
	Okay, you know what's so sinister about this?
	And I know people will watch right now with a skeptical mind.
	And you should watch this with a skeptical mind.
	All of these sources will be available at loudearthquieter.com.
	You just click the description.
	We try to make these available to you.
	They will say, well, look, that's just hearsay.
	As though it's like Christine Blasey Ford saying that she was raped at a party that never happened in a house that doesn't exist.
	It's not.
	Now, what you have are signed affidavits, and you have people under penalty of perjury making these claims.
	You go, well, where's the paper trail?
	That's why we need a hand audit.
	Well, we can't because we don't have enough evidence.
	Well, we're trying to get to it!
	That's why you have hundreds of people saying, we saw it, we saw it.
	We need to confirm it.
	And they're trying to seize voting machines.
	There is no amount of proof that will allow the left to say, okay, you know what?
	Let's just, let's recount this.
	Why don't you just do an audit?
	Verify, you do it.
	This all goes away.
	This all goes away.
	You will not hear a peep from me, cross my heart and hope to die.
	And why in the world would they allow a ballot that has an 11-month-old birthday on it?
	on it. That overrides the baby military? I guess we're a little murky on the rulebook
	as to when life begins. Yeah, that's right. If they're voting straight, take a Democrat.
	That one survived the abortion.
	Keep it in the incubator for another, uh, one's election.
	Four months.
	Four months.
	We'll, uh, we'll get that bill.
	Put this in his little paw there.
	Let me do it.
	Okay.
	Good.
	Thank you.
	Yeah.
	And throw out every single ballot that has 1-1-2020 as the... I'm sorry.
	It's insane.
	You did it, not us, right?
	It's not our fault that you cheated.
	So this is the point.
	The whole point is every one of these instances needs to be investigated and either proven to be completely false so that we can all point and laugh and go, yeah, you guys are idiots for saying that, or proven that something did happen that needs to be undone.
	Right.
	Why is that controversial?
	Well, they will say, well, listen, it's not our, and I understand this, the burden of proof is not on me to prove innocence.
	Well, first off, that's for an individual.
	And at this case, at this point, in this case, there's far more evidence than, for example, Russia collusion.
	You were saying proven absence of, okay, and it was.
	In this case, there have been no steps to verify it.
	All the closest we have is a recount of the exact same machine ballots.
	In Georgia, which wouldn't reveal any of this info.
	You wouldn't be able to confirm affidavits if you did that recount of the machine.
	And by the way, they still found 5,500 more votes.
	I don't even know how that happens.
	I don't either, but here's the thing.
	They are on the hook for making sure this election... If you have reason to believe that there was fraud in this election and you sign your name certifying the results of that election, there's a lot of people out there right now that think that might be illegal.
	Yes.
	Right?
	So you do have a responsibility to make sure that these incidents... It's not us to pay for an audit.
	This is absolutely worth looking into.
	And by the way, Donald Trump did try and pay for an audit.
	They're talking about this Jimmy Bruchetta there on CNN.
	Look, they're saying, Georgia Secretary of State's second recount sees no major changes so far.
	Of course he couldn't!
	They didn't check the signatures.
	Yeah, they're not doing what they're being asked to do.
	Let's say this.
	Do you guys use a Scantron still in school?
	No.
	Did you guys use a Scantron when you did these tests?
	My scam was I used to deliberately use a non-number two pencil, get myself some extra days of study, be like, oh, the test didn't work.
	Why?
	You should have said number two.
	We did say number two.
	We said it in the handout that we sent home with you and again before the test.
	Well, at that point, it's too late.
	They say it constantly.
	Are there other pencils?
	I didn't even know there was another pencil.
	I don't know, but it seems like number two is a pretty dominating show.
	They got a monopoly on that.
	But if they said, if they said, uh, Scantrons, for example, said, oh, you know what?
	This, this is inaccurate.
	It misread your actual test score here.
	Yeah.
	Oh, what does it say?
	It said you have an 85 and I'm looking at five or six wrong answers.
	Well, you know what?
	Just run that again to the Scantron machine, which still says 85.
	No, but I'm saying that the machine isn't right.
	Yeah.
	Good enough for me.
	We can't.
	That's the Georgia recount, just to be clear.
	It's not an actual recount.
	There is no canvassing.
	There is no hand counting.
	So, there are affidavits.
	We do have some evidence, by the way, statistical evidence, and there is some evidence of internet being connected to the machine.
	No.
	Hard-lined, by the way.
	What is this, 1998?
	Yeah.
	It's still Ethernet cables, come on!
	And then you have to have an investigation so you can verify these claims, of which there are hundreds in multiple states, and there are several claims to each act of fraud.
	That's the thing.
	That you wouldn't be able to have these many people confirming these levels of fraud across the country in different states.
	Maybe you would.
	I can't say you wouldn't.
	It's very unlikely.
	It's less likely than China telling the truth on COVID, but somehow that got past CNN.
	Their fact checkers were busy.
	So here's another one.
	Another witness said that the Dominion voting machines, and we've talked about this yesterday, but this is another person saying that they were connected to the internet.
	When I got down there on the morning of the 4th, I went back for an additional day because I witnessed so many irregularities when I was there on Election Day on the 3rd.
	Immediately upon walking in, I ran into Randy Bishop.
	And Randy owns radio stations.
	He's very IT savvy.
	He said, Brian, I was here all night.
	What's going on here is unbelievable.
	He said, let me show you something right now before I leave.
	So he walked me over to the high-speed scanners and tabulators.
	Isn't it weird when a witness has to tell people there that something's illegal?
	all bundled together as they accumulate and then they're all connected to these routers
	and then they all go to the main computer. He said these are all hooked into the internet
	and that is illegal and it should not be happening because it opens them up to hacking.
	Isn't it weird when a witness has to tell people there that something's illegal?
	A little bit. Your honor, that's illegal! Shit. Which he's right.
	That means bad!
	Couldn't a five-year-old spot an Ethernet cable?
	Do you have to be an IT expert to point this out, that this little line running from the machine connecting to a router is going to the Internet?
	Can we get some 11-month-old poll watchers looking for Ethernet cables?
	Can we do that?
	Seems like there's just a pandemic of 11-month-old voters.
	Just put them on poll-watching duty!
	Aren't you an Ethernet cable specialist?
	No, I'm not.
	I'm sorry, sir, you have to go home because a pipe burst.
	I know, we're disappointed about it as well.
	On your way now.
	Crawls out.
	Crawls out.
	Most secure election in modern American history.
	Yes.
	Yeah, we talked about this yesterday, by the way, at Poll Challenger, and this was a Dominion contract.
	We talked about that people had previously testified that they were connected to the internet, and they talked about how they were connected to Wi-Fi, and how this was going out to Frankfurt.
	there are these connections that people had access to it that foreign actors
	could absolutely have access to it and there was information that was being
	distributed to foreign actors now I'm saying these are the allegations these
	are the claims and there have been receipts brought you cannot claim that
	it is the most fair and secure election of all time if it's connected to Wi-Fi
	without a password yeah I mean, you can if you're going on 60 Minutes on Sunday.
	I don't do that with my Roku.
	Because I have a cheap neighbor who won't pay for Netflix.
	Jerk.
	Well, saying it was a safe and secure election is also a positive claim that has a burden of proof, too.
	Right.
	Prove it.
	They have to do that as much as other people have to prove it.
	And they never stand up under scrutiny.
	Right.
	It's the safest and most secure election of modern American history.
	Question!
	Yes, you in the back.
	What if someone has access to a radio shack?
	Well, then it's out of our hands.
	We can't deal with that.
	Can you imagine going to the police and saying, yeah, there's this guy over there.
	He's got a severed head in his yard.
	That's not enough evidence for us to come over there.
	But really, you should.
	Well, are you going to pay for this?
	Are you going to pay for us to come and investigate this potential crime?
	Do you have a severed head in your yard?
	Is that why you've got murder on the brink?
	I know a guy.
	Yeah.
	He knows himself.
	I know my man.
	I'm looking at the man in the mirror.
	Not anymore.
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	You can watch us here.
	Here's another one.
	I don't know if you remember this.
	The day after the election, so we'll go back to when we were covering this.
	This was after, I believe, an hour and a half nap.
	Yeah.
	I was still sleeping.
	You weren't.
	Were you here?
	No, you weren't here that day.
	No, not the morning.
	Not the next day.
	That's right.
	He wasn't here the morning after.
	We had Courtney, you, and then half-Asian Bill came in a little bit later with some of this exclusive info because we stopped election night because they said they were going to stop counting.
	We're going to stop counting.
	There's nothing we can do here.
	There's nothing.
	What are we going to do?
	Speculate like it's a cable news show?
	That's valueless.
	So we decided to go home, get a little beauty sleep.
	Proof is in the pudding.
	Or not.
	Namely that my face looks like pudding.
	Oh, no it doesn't.
	Oh, stop it.
	Don't ruin my self-deprecation.
	It's a firm pudding.
	It's more of a pudding skin, really.
	Pudding that's been left out overnight.
	Which is the best part.
	Uncovered.
	So after the election, we were covering this.
	Again, this is something that we have that nobody else out there could have because you had people who covered the election live and then you have commentators afterward.
	We were the same people, aside from Gerald Notwithstanding, but we don't expect you to do 19 hours of streaming.
	I get it.
	We were covering it that night, came back an hour and a half later, and there was all of a sudden this dump of votes that changed the election.
	Here's a trip down memory lane.
	It's the dead of night.
	The polls have been closed for hours and hours.
	Where are these people coming from?
	And they were supposed to stop counting.
	That's what they said on air.
	Think of the different points here where there's no security.
	There's no security.
	First off, we have no idea how these things got into the van.
	There's no one there right now escorting him from the van.
	Wild conspiracy theory centering on ballot counting in Detroit is going viral tonight.
	Without evidence, she suggests that what she's recording is someone delivering thousands of ballots in the middle of the night, right around the time Michigan went from Trump to Biden.
	Sorrell even did an interview about it with a conservative radio host.
	It looks like it was carrying, as it is now, equipment for our crews who were working long hours here yesterday.
	Right, so that was our coverage and then their coverage of our coverage.
	This isn't on radio.
	It's almost like you can't trust them.
	We don't know what YouTube is, it's radio.
	It even appeared on a conservative radio show.
	No, that's not it.
	It's radio with video.
	They run a clip of Tucker Carlson.
	Even appeared on a public cable access program in Schenectady.
	No, that's Fox News.
	Well, my mistake.
	There's no fixing it now.
	How about you fire everyone?
	I don't know if you know how radio works, but it doesn't usually have video with it.
	No, it's a new radio.
	Can't do that on the research.
	And so that's what we were covering the day of.
	4 a.m.
	that happened and the election changed and again you see in the Michigan hearings yesterday this is confirmed by several witnesses who confirmed that... I want to be... what's the name of the wagons that they call it?
	Red Flyer?
	What is it?
	Radio Flyer.
	So there were coolers coming in.
	This is what the media does with their selective fact checks.
	There were coolers coming in.
	There was the red radio flyers.
	It was called Radio Flyer Wagon.
	And we said what?
	They're just bringing ballots in?
	What to me, did they fact check?
	They said, ah, they were putting camera equipment in the wagon.
	First off, I transport camera equipment.
	I pay for the equipment that you see here.
	It's kind of expensive.
	Kind of a biggie, so I try and keep it... There's no way to protect it in a wagon!
	Just rocks around.
	It's like, hey, can I guarantee that these $4,000 lenses are never usable once again?
	Well, what about all the coolers?
	Well, we haven't investigated that.
	Do it!
	That's your job!
	What was in the coolers?
	We assume more cameras.
	You can't fit in that cooler!
	What exactly were they preparing to record at 4 a.m.
	that they needed additional camera equipment?
	Oh, no, no, no, no.
	Okay, so let me be really clear about this.
	I misspoke.
	They were planning on using the cameras to knock people unconscious with them.
	Okay, well, that's not listed in the uses.
	Namely, 11-month-old pole watchers.
	They're very easy to knock unconscious.
	Soft heads.
	As we were watching this, we were saying, what is this?
	What is this going on?
	This is a weird process.
	And pointing out the security.
	This is exactly what this is.
	We were saying, this is a poorly handled security risk.
	Either way, these things shouldn't be allowed to go in, completely unchecked, with no security, in and out the front door, back door.
	That's what we were talking about.
	It was unraveling before our eyes.
	We were watching it play out, and they fact-checked, well, it turns out the wagon just had a couple of cannons.
	We're like, oh, a cannon's a cameraman.
	Had a couple of Nokias.
	Well, what about the rest of it?
	Well, you know what?
	We have to move on to something else.
	We're pretty busy.
	Elliot Page?
	Attorney number one.
	So, um, this was confirmed, uh, after reporting that there were 84 boxes, 600 ballots each,
	50,000 votes.
	Let's go to the hearing clip.
	I also saw the ballots being dropped off about, I don't know, 3, 3.30, 4 o'clock in the morning.
	4 o'clock, 3.30, I think I've heard 4 o'clock, um, is by my estimation.
	There was a delivery, I would estimate, because the table in the center next to the main stage is where the ballots were brought to.
	Somewhere at least 60 boxes were brought in.
	I see a truck at the loading dock coming in the back of the TCF center.
	And by the time I looked, Mr. Baxter and his management team were personally holding in boxes and carrying them in.
	I'm looking at these numbers here, 84 boxes, 600 each in each box, over 50,000 ballots.
	Where did these ballots go?
	They were just processed.
	Isn't it weird that, again, this witness testimony, they're bringing information that you think the people in charge of the election should know right away?
	Right.
	I would estimate, uh, I don't know, 50 boxes.
	They should be able to go right away.
	Oh, at that time, was it 452?
	We can tell you exactly how many votes and how many boxes.
	No idea.
	And where they came from?
	No idea.
	Santa's Christmas list of naughty and nice.
	Is more effective.
	Think about that for a second.
	They didn't even check it once.
	Right.
	If someone came in and said, hey, you know what, you're guilty, and let's say YouTube or Facebook came in and said, hey, you know what, you're guilty of hate speech because you said that Elliot Page was at one point a woman, or you said that a female was in the film, the pregnant female in Juno was a woman, right?
	And they say that you're guilty of hate speech.
	I said, really, where did I say this?
	They say somewhere around, uh, in the first ha- Oh, hold on, you're talking about Ellen Page, the wonderful actress who I actually really liked and remains to be seen?
	What happens with Elliot Page?
	Yeah, we can find that at 4 minutes and 33 seconds.
	Why?
	Because it's my show!
	I'm in charge of it!
	We've got the record.
	But imagine if someone else has to come in and give me time codes to my program.
	You're in charge of the election.
	Well, that's outside of my purview.
	What is in your purview, Harold?
	Oh, and what happened next?
	And this is what you're calling the safest and most secure election?
	I don't like it when the people who are in charge of elections are sitting at rapt attention because the The curiosity gap is so incredible due to eyewitness testimony.
	Well, we saw these votes, these pallets coming in in coolers.
	Fascinating.
	Oh, fascinating.
	Tell me more, Captain.
	And that's all for today, kids.
	The anticipation is killing me.
	I hope it'll last.
	This shouldn't be news to anyone, just like it shouldn't be news to you, CNN, that China lies about everything.
	Not all Chinese, just the government.
	Yeah.
	By the way, they're doing a great job of not covering a single hearing, by the way.
	I don't know if you've been watching CNN lately.
	Not one.
	Well, only when I'm on this show.
	Yeah.
	And when I feel like, uh, if I need to work up the nerve to put a shotgun in my mouth.
	Yeah.
	That's harder.
	I'm like, I don't want this to be a cry for help.
	Yeah.
	I just, I, you know, I just, you know, this is, this is, this is a real one.
	I put on CNN.
	When you think I'm not depressed enough.
	Yeah.
	Then you tape your eyes open, you know, and torture yourself.
	Elliot Smith just doesn't cut it anymore.
	I got to put on Stelter like a loop, like a morphine drip and just watch the screen at rapt attention.
	And then one of these days.
	So.
	Jeez, so dark.
	You've been threatening murder all day.
	That's true.
	At least mine is a victimless crime.
	You just haven't committed.
	I'm a coward.
	It's really dark.
	Wow.
	That's what people say.
	It's very, very dark.
	I'm not Nick DiPaolo.
	You guys need to listen to this.
	Nick DiPaolo goes out here.
	People always say suicide is... So, credit to Nick DiPaolo.
	It's one of the things.
	People always say suicide is cowardly.
	He goes, really?
	No.
	Listen, how many of you out there said, oh, I want to kill myself right now?
	But you don't, because you're a pussy.
	Sounds like Nick.
	So here's another claim that was made at the hearings.
	A Dominion contractor, Melissa Carone Caroni, said that there were batches of ballots.
	Again, this is a claim that has been made several times.
	You could easily disprove it if you just actually counted these ballots.
	if you actually access the machines and went through the hand ballots and properly address the secrecy envelopes,
	right?
	If you did that, you'd be able to dispel all of this.
	Hey, let's assume it's none of it's true.
	But at a certain point when you have hundreds of people, I don't know if it's over thousands now, who are coming
	forward saying it's true, just make it go, just make it go away.
	She said eight to ten times these batches of ballots are being counted.
	There was batches of ballots being ran through the tabulating machines numerous times,
	being counted eight to ten times.
	At least 90% of those workers were all in on this.
	There was not a single ballot the whole night, the whole 27 hours I was there, that I saw that was for Donald Trump.
	Not one.
	Wow.
	Take Michigan, Helena Bonham Carter's word for it.
	Some ballots may be hidden in her hair.
	That is shocking.
	27 hours.
	Yeah.
	And not a single Trump vote.
	They just don't like him there.
	Something weird's going on.
	No, no, no, nothing weird.
	Nothing to see here at all.
	I'm sorry, I didn't mean to launch into conspiracy theories.
	Statistical anomalies.
	I think you could travel back in time in a DeLorean to Stalin's Russia.
	And you still wouldn't be able to go 27 hours without finding one Trump vote.
	They would look at this and be like, really?
	Come on!
	And I don't mean the citizens, because you certainly would find a lot of Trump votes.
	I mean Stalin's own personal team.
	Stalin himself, accidentally.
	Even Chavez is watching this going like, listen, you've got to, you've got to throw him off the scent.
	A couple here, a couple there.
	You know, a few people disappeared.
	Tell them they stuck, it's cold up there in D.C.
	Tell them they stuck their tongue to a telephone pole.
	They're not around anymore.
	And then count the votes.
	I mean, be realistic.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	So blatant.
	Maybe eventually they'll investigate.
	Who knows?
	And keep in mind, this is again corroborated by other people in Michigan.
	Affidavits.
	I think we have this in the Michigan Brief.
	It's page 17.
	Throughout the night, this is a witness who said, throughout the night I witnessed this person insert the same 27 ballots at least five times.
	Should be easy to disprove.
	Should be easy.
	Easy.
	Very easy.
	Not should, it is easy to disprove.
	Yeah.
	You just go in and look.
	Donald Trump Jr.
	had a lunch meeting one time, and they talked about it for three years.
	Right.
	Again, the more and more this stuff stacks up, the more and more I realize, oh, there's no convincing the media.
	Yeah, there's no convincing the media.
	That's what's so worrisome is the accountability.
	And when people say, why does the trans thing matter?
	Well, hold on a second.
	You have someone who might sign an executive order into action if, God forbid, he actually takes office, Joe Biden, that says, Basically, any boy can go into any locker room he wants, and potentially parents will not be able to stop their children from taking puberty blockers, may actually be guilty of child abuse if they don't provide puberty blockers for their children, and the media won't hold his feet to the fire at all.
	That's why it's scary.
	The election is bad, not because the election was stolen, that too, but the consequences afterward because there is no accountability.
	Think about this for a second.
	At least there are some checks and balances.
	If you just take it with the White House, the House, we have three branches of government, okay, you have a balance, you have people bitched about gridlock.
	What about an autobahn?
	That's scarier than a gridlock when you're talking about someone with the power of the pen who's a president and someone who has a media.
	And I'm not just talking about a House or Senate.
	A president, a House, and the media who will call them on nothing.
	That's what's scariest about this election.
	You see them not calling them to the mat on the election itself.
	Do you think they're going to do that when they go, oh my gosh, the science shows us that pumping a young boy full of estrogen is bad for him?
	Do you think they're ever going to bring that up?
	No.
	And they're claiming right now that they're going to go after him just as hard as they went after Trump.
	And yet it took us days and days of pounding on the door to get them to ask the question about packing the court.
	Like, they didn't want to touch that.
	It took almost a month of them going, hey, he said he's going to ban fracking.
	You should probably ask him.
	Pennsylvania voters might care about this.
	Are you going to ban fracking?
	Well, I think their treatment of Obama and President Trump is comparable.
	Very.
	Very much so, yeah.
	SNL didn't tell a joke for eight years.
	That's their new strategy though.
	That's the brand.
	That under Obama, it's like every sketch was about Obama and it was him showing up and like, now as one of the most successful presidents in American history.
	We love you!
	There's nothing to rib him about.
	The skinny fat guy who changes his accent depending on how black his audience is despite the fact that Sarah Palin would kick his ass all over the basketball court.
	There's nothing you can find about Barack Obama that's funny.
	Yeah, so listen, but you know what?
	As it relates to Joe Biden, we'll take their word for it.
	I think the comedians actually did come up with a lot of funny stuff during the Obama years.
	Just not political.
	Yeah, it wasn't political.
	And they felt safe at some level, so they didn't even focus on politics.
	They weren't as angry.
	I think over the past four years, we've seen a very different Well, you see two extremes.
	When Barack Obama was president, you can watch all the late night shows, Saturday Night Live, and there were no political jokes really at all.
	Except for every now and then against Joe Biden, which will go away.
	But they were actually far more creative in that they focused on non-political jokes, non-political sketches during that era.
	Then when President Trump became Yeah.
	well the actual president still is the president despite what Facebook says.
	It was only political jokes and they weren't jokes. It was just jabbing. Now you can't find
	or you find very little, I know I'm speaking in a generality here, you find very little non-political
	humor and the political is not humor. So you have two extremes. Yeah and they went after Sarah Palin
	pretty hard right. They they They told political jokes when it was a Republican they didn't like.
	They went after John McCain pretty hard and told jokes about him being old and, you know, everything.
	Will Ferrell had a stage show about George W. Bush three years after he was out of office.
	I think that's the most insidious part of this.
	It's not just their behavior, it's what they're saying they're doing to the American people.
	Donald Trump, pick the next Republican, they'll say, well, at least Donald Trump wasn't, insert
	the name here.
	Yeah.
	And I think that's the most insidious part of this.
	It's not just their behavior.
	It's what they're saying they're doing to the American people.
	We're going to hold people accountable when they have no history of doing so, when it's
	a view that they agree with.
	When they agree with the view, they just let it go.
	And so everybody watching this goes, oh, well, they said they're going to hold them accountable.
	They must be doing it.
	They're not covering any of these hearings around the country saying election fraud is
	happening.
	So it must not be real.
	It must just be false claims.
	think about this for a second for the party that claims that we are anti-science right that we're
	Really, we know that, typically speaking, and statistically speaking, there have been studies done on this, that people who lean liberal, they tend to be younger, they tend to be more empathetic or view themselves as empathetic, whereas conservatives, Republicans, tend to be more logical.
	That's how they think through problems.
	It doesn't mean that both are not important parts of this equation, okay?
	But everything that has proven the misdeeds of the left, if you look at the topics that really they've lost ground, where conservatives or even really just the anti-social justice warriors have made headway, Issues like coronavirus, where people are saying, okay, you can't keep locking us down and basically destroy the economy irreparably in perpetuity.
	The issue of gender, well hold on a second, okay, you do have to acknowledge that there is some biological component to male or female.
	The subjects that have been losing issues for gun control, well really you have to look at mass shootings are mostly committed by handguns and they're committed by people who aren't obeying law in the first place.
	These are all topics Where science plays a role, and statistics and verifiable facts that are not up for debate play a role.
	We're not talking about... Well, hold on a second.
	You can look at different countries and maybe there's a better way to frame an economy.
	Some economies that have sort of a split... Some countries that have sort of a split socialist economy and free enterprise.
	Some of them do better.
	We can look at the Norwegian model, but then we have to look at the quality of life in the United States.
	How much of it is nature?
	How much of it is nurture?
	Those are conversations to have.
	But the areas that have exposed the left for their hypocrisy in the media is they will not tell you the science behind puberty blockers and hormones and cancer.
	They will not tell you the science.
	Behind the CDC death rates over the course of the last decade.
	They will not tell you the science from Johns Hopkins University.
	They will not tell you the science regarding statistical voting anomalies.
	They will not tell you the science regarding graphs and charts coming out of China that look like a lying child made them.
	Well, their narrative tells them what is allowed, what kind of evidence is even allowed to be considered, and no matter what the facts that you present them are, again, the narrative will just, it'll just glance right off them.
	Even if it's the same agency they just quoted, like, they've been in bed with the WHO from the very beginning, and then the WHO comes out and says, please stop telling people that lockdowns are a great way to combat this virus!
	They're really, really bad!
	And it's like, boo!
	Inadmissible.
	WHO has gone to the dark side.
	We'll miss you.
	I didn't even report it!
	I didn't even say anything about it!
	I just skipped right over it like it never happened.
	Speaking of things that we can't skip over, actually, we need to check in with, we do this every now and then,
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	Let's continue with some whistleblowers from the Postal Service.
	The best among us.
	Heroes.
	Benjamin Gibbard.
	Oh my god.
	Send in the postal workers.
	I've come in for one last mission.
	Dead heat.
	These postal workers are the best of the best of the best.
	They're trying to survive in conditions you couldn't possibly imagine.
	Trained to eat things what make a bill go puke.
	Really, they mostly slack off and are protected by their union.
	Well, that's true.
	That is also got us there.
	They only have overnight shipping because of FedEx.
	They had to ruin it for the rest of us.
	Which line do I stand in?
	I don't understand.
	I never know with the Postal Service.
	So there's a project, it's called the Amistad Project, and they held a press conference.
	So this is separate from different states.
	I believe this was in Pennsylvania about mail-in ballot voter fraud.
	This is specifically coming from postal workers.
	It's not about slaves.
	What was that?
	It's not about slaves.
	No, it's not about slaves so much.
	Different Amistad.
	They requested... Is it Amistad or I'm thinking Amadeus.
	That's the one where they're writing the funeral... What's the name of a funeral song?
	What is it called again?
	A dirge?
	Not a dirge.
	Another song.
	There's another word for it.
	I'm not sure.
	Son of a bitch.
	Okay.
	Mozart in it!
	It was Mozart in it.
	The lawyers, they requested logs, evidence that the drop boxes were secured.
	They want to check that to make sure that they were secured.
	You just have to have a lock on it.
	You know, like, imagine it's a gun in your house.
	Imagine it's important.
	It's been refused, though.
	It has been completely refused.
	And these postal workers claim that this alone might be cause to undo the certification.
	This is something that's important.
	You don't need to prove millions of fraudulent votes.
	You just need to prove that they weren't safe and secure.
	I would argue an Ethernet cable going straight to Communist China.
	It's a long cable.
	Tomato, Tomato Chai Com.
	They said that this is enough and I would agree to undo the official certification of election results.
	Will they ever release video of these drop boxes as they promised?
	So far we have demanded such information.
	It has been refused.
	People refuse for a reason.
	What is that reason?
	We have election experts that have been working with us who say that that conduct in breaking the chain of custody prevents the certification of the election process as applied under federal law, the Help America Vote Act.
	Alright, the chain of custody is important enough.
	The chain of custody, this is something that is required legally so that we know that these ballots aren't switched.
	So someone doesn't pull an old David Copperfield with the future of the free world.
	So let's say a chain of custody.
	They're bringing in OJ, where he was found guilty in a civil court.
	Of course, he was innocent, and we all rushed to judgment on the criminal.
	So sorry.
	We were very quick to judge him.
	But the civil court where he was guilty, right?
	And then he went to jail later on for memorabilia.
	Imagine that we have a chain of custody, and they walk behind, I don't know, let's just say a pony wall.
	OJ, you see some cops walk him behind the pony wall.
	They do that little bit where they walk down the stairs.
	Then he comes up, and it's just Kevin Hart in an orange jumpsuit.
	You go, wait a second, that's not the same thing.
	There was no one monitoring it.
	That's what happened with the ballots.
	What happened is the ballots did not go through the proper chain of custody.
	For example, in some scenarios where they said a pipe burst, which is not true.
	We have verifiable video evidence.
	And then all of a sudden the ballots don't seem to be or the numbers don't reflect what was statistically a pattern that was becoming increasingly likely.
	That's the thing with patterns.
	I know you guys don't like science so much anymore.
	Leftists.
	But when you see patterns, especially the bigger the number gets, with more votes, the more consistent that pattern often becomes.
	I'm not an analyst, I'm not a statistician, but there are a lot of people who've made this argument and it stands to reason.
	Again, if you were just to poll this room, how many Trump voters?
	Probably 100%.
	You go bigger, maybe it's 90.
	Bigger, 80.
	All of a sudden you have an entire municipality or state, it's 50-50.
	Those are also, by the way, known as bellwether counties, of which Donald Trump won 19 of 20.
	That seems like a lot.
	And by the way, this was preceded by us saying, hey, Dropboxes are a bad idea.
	Can we at least have some protections to make sure that they're secure?
	Can we at least have some video things?
	And they're, oh, no, no, no, no, no.
	This is going to be fine.
	We'll make sure they're secure.
	We'll make sure people are watching.
	We'll make sure there's video evidence.
	And then nothing.
	Right.
	And then nothing.
	Then someone just tied a chain to it, like an old school criminal stealing an ATM.
	Yeah.
	We'll get in eventually.
	So another postal service worker had $130,000 to $280,000.
	ballots. This is what he claims. And he said that they disappear in his trail. I think
	we have this clip right now where he says that they just disappeared after he was taking
	them from New York to Pennsylvania, which almost seems like from out of state.
	This evidence demonstrates, and it's through eyewitness testimony that's been corroborated
	by others through their eyewitness statements, that 130,000 to 280,000 completed ballots
	for the 2020 general election were shipped from Bethpage, New York to Lancaster, Pennsylvania,
	where those ballots and the trailer in which they were shipped disappeared.
	But as things became weirder, I got to thinking and wondered why I was driving complete ballots From New York to Pennsylvania.
	I didn't know why, so I decided to speak up.
	And that's what I'm doing today.
	I believe, beyond a shadow of a doubt, we have evidence of a massive transfer of completed, curated ballots, ready to be injected into counting centers.
	And that guy who was speaking earlier, I don't, you know, listen, if you're going to show up and you're going to provide witness testimony under oath, don't go with the Renfield haircut.
	No.
	That's not a good look.
	Maybe a comb.
	Steven, this only matters if you think New York and Pennsylvania are different states still, so.
	You know, that's a conspiracy theory.
	That's unfounded.
	Can I say shitholes about states?
	Oh, that's interesting.
	Yeah.
	Mainly New York.
	Not if you're the president.
	Mainly New York.
	Mainly New York, but let's be honest.
	Philly, you got the Liberty Bell.
	Not much else.
	And it's cracked.
	Hold on to it.
	It's broken.
	Your state equivalent to a national food?
	Really, the star player in it is Cheez Whiz.
	Yeah.
	With a Philly cheesesteak.
	You haven't lived until you've had a Philly... Do you mean... I like the sliced beef.
	I like the grilled onions and the peppers.
	Cheez Whiz?! !
	Do better, Philly.
	No whiz.
	By the way, everyone, leave a comment right now.
	We're testing the YouTube algorithms.
	Who do you prefer?
	Whose performances do you prefer?
	Elliot or Ellen?
	Leave that in the comments and debate amongst yourselves.
	We'll see if this gets the YouTube fact-checking.
	I'm going to set the comments on fire.
	Trick question.
	Here's the story I really wanted to cover today.
	This is one that just really gets my goat.
	If I lived in Dearborn.
	Well, yes.
	I was wondering where that was going.
	You would protect that goat with your knife.
	My face is just, this is weighing on me.
	It's going increasingly from pudding skin to just pudding.
	Covering these hearings that no one in the media will touch is a pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about.
	But now we move on to COVID and CNN and their flip-flopping.
	I saw this tweet.
	Um, we'll get to it in a second from Jake Tapper.
	Yeah.
	Like, they have a scoop.
	Breaking!
	Breaking news!
	And I mean, I almost, like, I almost, I almost just, just, I just started cutting myself so I could no longer be numb.
	So do you remember that early on we were talking about how China this is something we were fact-checked and it was called a conspiracy theory just like kind of and it is what's going to happen down the line unfortunately it may happen after another president is whisked into office which no not and everyone says you need to accept the results I'm probably not gonna so I hope it doesn't end up being this.
	I hope that there's actually investigation so we don't end up where we are right now with COVID, where early on we were saying this, we were screaming it from the rooftops, we even did a parody with the Kung Flu Fighting and named the people who they now named but didn't talk about before.
	And now they're admitting that they have the scoop on CNN that China lied.
	So let's go back into our time-traveling machine where we were talking about China being to blame for the COVID pandemic and how they lied about it.
	Here you go.
	But it did originate in Wuhan, and there was a cover-up, and China did not buy us time.
	They did the opposite of that.
	This isn't just the blame game.
	And make no mistake, we hold China fully responsible for concealing the virus and unleashing it upon the world.
	They could have stopped it.
	They should have stopped it.
	Would have been very easy to do at the source.
	And I gotta tell you, that clip is really hard for AudioWay to watch.
	There's a buzzing at the White House.
	Like, just please, replace your XLR cable.
	You're the White House.
	You've got the budget.
	Give it the same importance you would a high school time capsule.
	This is the leader of the free world.
	People in silver suits with long v-necks 200 years from now are going to be pulling up this clip looking at the leader of the free world going, oh, it seems that their audio equipment was very rudimentary.
	So that's what we said and the President said it and of course what did the media do?
	They said there was no basis in Donald Trump and of course all of his supporters by proxy were conspiracy theorists and they don't say racist they say xenophobic but you know what tomato you lie.
	Because we had a White House saying China virus, China virus, China virus.
	It wasn't the China virus.
	Tying coronavirus to China and Chinese people isn't just a racist dog whistle.
	It's a whole racist orchestra.
	Trump's been tooting his dog whistle pretty hard by calling it Chinese virus.
	What?
	No, China virus.
	Trump, meanwhile, has a catchy little nickname for the coronavirus.
	He now calls it the Chinese virus every chance he gets.
	Because, you know, they say a great way to prevent a virus from spreading is to name it something racist.
	Okay, uh, first off, can we pause and go back to Stephen Colbert really quickly?
	Oh.
	Look at that. He has wooden logs over his wooden log fire.
	It's extra logs.
	Uh...
	I don't know how to build a fire!
	How am I going to start this fire?
	We'll put it over a fire.
	Thank you, intern.
	Let's make it look more like a fire.
	Let's put the camera and microphone 30 feet away from him.
	We need space for the fire in the logs.
	Also, here's a blind man walking stick.
	Don't ask questions.
	The focus group said they liked it.
	Also, here's millions of dollars.
	Here's millions of dollars.
	No, that's him trying to find a story.
	The intern put in the heavy lifting with the box fire under the fire.
	Like, uh, Mr. Colbert, what do you want?
	Do you want a box fire?
	Do you want a teepee?
	I don't know what that means.
	That was on CBS.
	But, uh, I have another check to count.
	Like, it's a ballot machine.
	So, this is what went on, right?
	Of course, you said China, of course.
	Obviously, they're lying about the virus.
	They're covering it up.
	It originates from China.
	Donald Trump, the reason he kept saying China virus was because he was trying to cut through the media, saying it has really nothing to do with China.
	We don't know.
	But now, now, I scrolled through my timeline yesterday, and I see Jake Tapper beaming from ear to dumbass ear, talking about how they now have a scoop.
	Turns out, China has been up to some shenanigans.
	We have some breaking news for you.
	Breaking news!
	Inside China.
	Documents that reveal the missteps and the chaos of the Chinese government's early response to the coronavirus pandemic.
	The documents are from Hubei province, home to the city of Wuhan, where the pandemic is thought to have started.
	They show authorities released misleading public data on the number of deaths and the number of cases they took.
	No, you released misleading public data.
	And much more.
	CNN's Nick Payton Walsh is breaking the story for us.
	Right now.
	China released misleading public data we were warned about by the President of the United States, alternative media ignored as we continued to disseminate said information as solid fact.
	We now go to Trump eight months ago.
	Six months from now.
	Breaking news!
	Some ballots may have been compromised.
	Yeah, we'll get to it eventually.
	By the way, China's never done this before.
	They didn't have a history of doing this.
	Listen, please, someone hire a hitman to murder me so my wife can get the insurance claim.
	I'll do it.
	When I see this breaking news... Wow.
	I thought the fire on a fire was bad.
	You know, listen, not only do we make this argument, but do you want to know how even an 11-month-old poll watcher could tell that China was lying about their deaths?
	This graph.
	Look at this graph.
	That is the graph that China gave in total deaths.
	Oh, cool.
	That's feasible.
	They stopped having deaths in April.
	They just stopped.
	Well, no, no, but when you stop, it was then the same level of deaths.
	Same number of people, yes.
	It didn't go down to zero.
	That's right.
	Like, oh, what do we do if we tie them and go down to zero?
	They're never gonna believe us again!
	I don't know!
	Keep it at five!
	Okay?
	Like, five variation.
	What do we want?
	Homogeneity?
	Plus three?
	No!
	Just five!
	All day!
	Five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five.
	I didn't buy it.
	Jim Burshute will carry our water.
	American media is so stupid.
	And then, you remember, the stories came out, China has gotten the virus under control.
	If only the United States would act like this.
	And the scary thing is, people often reference profit, they talk about media corruption.
	CNN, China didn't just release these.
	I don't, listen.
	It's like Damien.
	You expect Damien to be Satan incarnate, right?
	You have low expectations of Damien.
	What I don't expect is the other kid to start breaking heads off pigeons, okay?
	CNN, you reported it as legit.
	We know that China, specifically the Communist Chinese government, the people are just as oppressed, by the way.
	My heart goes out to the Chinese people, Chinese government.
	Wipe them off the face of the map!
	You reported it as legitimate.
	We have no expectations.
	And you know what?
	The lesson learned here is we should have the same expectations of our media counterparts as we do of the Communist Chinese government.
	The people who ran over folks with tanks?
	Yeah, Jake Tapper.
	You're in good company.
	Breaking news, Donald Trump no trust China.
	China is asshole.
	Ah, thank you, Jake Tapper.
	We go now to this guy.
	Never before seen footage.
	Hey, Washington Post, can we get a Pinocchio on that?
	Breaking news.
	Think about it, we got fact-checked by Snopes because we said that in Champagne, or sorry, Cologne, Germany, different country, I'll get fact-checked thrice, nothing yet on Jake Tapper, in Cologne, Germany, they handed out pamphlets to teach Muslim migrants to not rape.
	We got fact-checked because these were actually pamphlets that had been around for a while, it was just a reprinting.
	Alright, how about we just say, breaking news, fact check, no.
	Can we do that?
	Washington Post, Southern Poverty Law Center, I know you're busy classifying Southern Baptists as a hate group, but can we get any fact check on breaking news, China may have been misleading.
	You could make the statement, China may have been misleading, insert blank here like it's a high school English test, and the answer is correct.
	Yes.
	About anything!
	Well yeah, and Donald Trump is the real anti-press person, not China.
	China the official, the state press, yeah.
	But again, we're talking about things that would keep people safe.
	If you actually want to talk about keeping people safe, how about, at this point in time, China was lying about the virus, the president said so, they called him racist, including the president-elect, according to AP, take their word for it, Joe Biden, called him xenophobic, they said that we were racist conspiracy theorists, at that time Donald Trump put a travel ban up, and you guys put more people at risk and then blame Donald Trump!
	Yeah.
	And that was the whole point for them.
	They were trying to blame Donald Trump for something that was not his fault.
	The economy was roaring.
	There was absolutely no way for a Democrat to have a path to the presidency at that time.
	And this comes along and he says, yeah, I'm pissed off too.
	I wish China had done a better job.
	And they're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, Mr. President.
	They've got it under control now.
	Five deaths.
	We've seen it every single day.
	It's fantastic.
	You don't have this under control.
	Well, they feel like they're safe now that they think that their president won.
	Right.
	They can go, okay, real news again.
	Just trying to actually do that.
	Oh, watch.
	Yeah, this is one thing conservatives and Republicans were wrong about.
	They said, after the election, the virus will go away.
	It won't go away until Joe Biden's inaugurated.
	They need to.
	They understand that most Americans don't keep track of these things.
	They only look, wait, who's in office?
	What's my 401k?
	Who's in office?
	What's my salary?
	Who's in office?
	Can I go outside now?
	Who's in office to have to freeze in the cold like Muppet Christmas Carol sleeping in the trash can because of COVID and socially distance at Christmas in December in Boston, right?
	That's what they do.
	So they're going to keep this as stringent.
	They're going to keep it as much of a violation of your individual liberties and rights as humanly possible until you see Joe Biden waltz on down those steps as a new president and Kamala Harris pushes him down the steps and is then the new president.
	Sorry!
	The other ankle.
	Over, under, I say I give it about two months.
	Time's a ticket.
	Hope you non-violent drug offenders enjoy being slave labor indefinitely.
	Oh, geez.
	It's like a lifeguard.
	It's like a lifeguard and some guy's in the water, sees a shark, and he's just like, yeah, but I don't like you!
	Yeah.
	And keeps his whistle in his pocket.
	Donald Trump is going, shark, shark, and the lifeguard's like, nah, that's a 20-footer.
	Call me when it's, call me when it's 30.
	Speciesist against sharks.
	These beaches will not shut down.
	Which, by the way, I am.
	These beaches will not shut down.
	We're gonna have people crawling here for the July.
	This is a summer town, see?
	Yes, exactly.
	Jake Tapper is the mayor of Amity.
	Yeah, it's like after Jaws 3 saying, breaking news, there might be sharks in the water.
	Maybe dangerous sharks, I don't know.
	We'll look into it.
	See this Chinaman spill out all over the deck.
	It's a novel virus.
	A what?
	Oh boy.
	Here's something else that's more insidious, because we can see this now and we can laugh at it because they're stupid, but what's worse is, and most Americans don't pay attention to this, is what, during that period of time, exactly like we're seeing now with the hearings, exactly like we're seeing now with the evidence being brought forward, the statistical anomalies, the fact that the voting machines and tabulators were connected An Ethernet cable.
	It's the stuff that is never covered.
	And this was an example.
	We covered it on this show at that point in time.
	It's not like this is something new.
	This was the head of the World Health Organization, or the World Health Organization of Representatives, speaking with someone from Taiwan, completely slam-dunking them on the Skype call, acting as though they can't even hear the question.
	It was never covered in media.
	This should send chills down your spine.
	Here.
	Will the WHO consider Taiwan's membership?
	Hello?
	We are not alone.
	I couldn't hear your question.
	Let me repeat the question.
	Let's move to another one then.
	I'm actually curious on talking about Taiwan as well, on Taiwan's case.
	You can do that?
	Nothing in the rulebook says you don't have to answer any questions or have any accountability when you're a head of the leading global health organization.
	Imagine all this time when I was on Fox News and we've done Change My Minds or actually people on this show like politicians who have debated and I just hear something I don't like or for which I'm ill-prepared and just go I didn't hear you.
	Let me repeat it.
	No!
	Yeah, anytime Kayleigh McEnany doesn't call on whoever's from CNN or whoever, then the press gets, like, furious.
	Yeah, this is totally fine.
	That's the worst answer in the world, too, by the way.
	I didn't hear your question.
	Oh, I'll repeat it.
	No, no, no, we can move on.
	It tells you that you heard the question.
	You know what that is?
	That's someone... Like in hockey, you used to have people like this who people didn't like.
	There was a guy like Mario Lemire was a player.
	People who know him.
	Again, we want to see you commenting here to see if this helps with the YouTube algorithms because they're screwing with search results.
	Allegedly.
	Allegedly.
	Completely unfounded baseless allegationsations.
	But Mario Lemire was one of the best puck handlers, right, in the game.
	He was very, very skilled, but he was also a poochy boy.
	So he would always look to the ref for someone to step in, like, come on, you know, these
	people are like, oh, foul.
	Well, in hockey, you don't like it fouls.
	You can't go out of bounds, right?
	That sort of remedies itself pretty quickly.
	At least it did in the 90s.
	That's what you see with that leader of the World Health Organization.
	You only say, I didn't hear the question, if you expect someone else to step in and
	to do your work for you.
	There is no point when I would be sitting with someone who is taking an adversarial
	position in the realm of political or philosophical debate where I would ever feel comfortable
	saying, well, I didn't hear the question, because I know that would be followed immediately
	by let me repeat it.
	Right.
	He didn't think that would happen because these people aren't used to being called to the mat ever.
	You want to boil this problem down when we're talking about this election, Joe Biden, China, the coronavirus, the track records that Biden has had in 67 years in office, fact check that Politico, you know you'll let Jake Tapper go on with his breaking news.
	Kamala Harris, her track record on criminal justice, all of these problems, they're manifestations of the same disease.
	And that's a complete lack of accountability.
	No one calls them on it.
	Yeah.
	And this was important at the time because we had Taiwanese doctors that were trying to give data to the world and say, Hey, here's, here's some information about what's going on with this virus.
	And they were rejected because of that.
	Right.
	So that was, that was the whole thing.
	It wasn't just her trying to jab Taiwan at this guy.
	They were trying to warn China, by the way, Taiwan, before that, about how China was lying about no human-to-human transmission.
	It's like when, you know, I don't know if anyone ever actually still does this anymore, but you put a check into the ATM, or you go to the bank, you have to deposit it, but you didn't put it in the right way, or you put money in a vending machine, and they're like, hey, listen, it actually can be transmitted from human-to-human.
	They put it in, it goes, zzzzz, reject it.
	Yeah, that's Taiwan every time.
	With China.
	Well, yeah.
	Well, with the world now.
	And by proxy, CNN and the NBA.
	Yeah, you can't warn people if you don't exist.
	Right.
	Oh, yeah, that's true.
	It's very hard.
	What ever happened to being against denying people's existence?
	Apparently, if I say, wait, wait, wait, hold on a second.
	Ellen Page just became Elliot.
	Give me a second to get used to it.
	I'm denying their existence.
	But when someone says, effectively, to the nation of Taiwan, I didn't hear your question and I won't respond to it, we don't care?
	And of course, they deny these claims from Taiwan.
	Why?
	Because they don't recognize them as a country.
	Exactly.
	They do not even recognize Taiwan as a country.
	Because of China.
	China will not allow it.
	Right.
	China will not allow the World Health Organization to recognize Taiwan as a country, nor will Disney.
	Right.
	And because the World Health Organization is so afraid of China, they're crippled.
	They can't do anything.
	That was panic in that guy's face.
	He tried to hide it.
	He hung up.
	And do you know who else said that their reputation is beyond stellar, the World Health Organization?
	No string.
	Fauci.
	So you've got Fauci saying, World Health Organization is the most unbelievable global organization leader in health that we've ever seen.
	What about Johns Hopkins?
	Screw them.
	They believe men are men.
	The experts say he's a real boy.
	Hold on a second.
	Hey Fauci, Fauci, you're an expert, right?
	I have worked in epidemiology my whole life.
	Can we bring that back up again, that graph?
	Like, hey Fauci, you're an epidemiologist.
	What about this graph?
	What happened here?
	Well, you know what?
	That, uh... Nope, checks out!
	Speaking of a remake of Flatliners... Yeah, exactly.
	Hey!
	We had this in our song, the Kung Flu Fighting parody.
	Remember the whistleblower?
	It was Li Wenliang.
	Li Wenliang was trying to get the whistleblower.
	What was the lyric after that?
	He said, here come the virus.
	And now he's gone.
	Which we thought was distasteful because they murdered him.
	We were like, hey, we're kind of worried about the fact that we're making a joke about this whistleblower who's disappeared because it's said his family will never see him again.
	But we realized, unless we shoehorned that into a silly parody, you wouldn't know about it.
	Nine years from now, Jake Tapper, oh, receiving breaking news!
	Go yourself, Jake Tapper.
	No, he's gone.
	They claimed it was COVID.
	It was actually the 17 bullets that killed him.
	We believe it was apparently, uh, it's not about aerosol particles or airborne particles, but 9mm Luger.
	That is.
	Everybody was Kung-Flu fighting.
	Yes.
	We can in fact confirm that .45 ACP cannot fit through a mesh net.
	Mask didn't do him any good.
	Even with a charcoal filter.
	It doesn't matter when they're disappearing you, because it's a communist regime.
	And imagine this!
	This is something... Remember Hong Kong, the protesters?
	They were singing the National Anthem.
	That brought a tear to my eye when I was watching it.
	The American National Anthem.
	Yes, the American National Anthem.
	Did I not say that?
	Sorry.
	Yeah, no, that's clear.
	That's the only National Anthem that matters.
	The Norwegian National Anthem sounds remarkably like Jingle Bells.
	It's like Deck the Halls.
	Deck the Halls.
	It's a Christmas-y kind of place.
	There's an economy we should emulate.
	Thanks, Bernie.
	It's always snowing.
	It makes us festive.
	The Norwegian socialism!
	What have they brought us?
	Strongmen and elevator music!
	All right, don't wait up.
	It brought a tear to my eye because people in Hong Kong know that their only hope, and this is something that people don't believe.
	I just bit my tongue.
	That hurts like a son of a bitch.
	My mouth gets dry when I'm doing this show and I haven't been able to drink any water.
	But their only hope is the United States of America.
	Just like when people across the globe are talking about free speech and willing to fight for free speech, whether they're in Australia, whether they're in the UK, whether they're in Canada, by the way, and you can drive there and you could throw a baseball there if you live in upstate New York.
	Their only hope is the United States because it's the only place where it exists.
	When Hong Kong is singing the American National Anthem, when they're saying, we have to fight back against an authoritarian regime who lies and murders its own citizens, they say, hey, look, America, we need you, we're singing your anthem, we're waiting for that air support to come in, just like when we were fighting the Axis of Evil, people were going, please, come on, we're waiting for the red, white, and blue so we can get this thing over with, and then they tune it in to CNN because, I don't know, maybe they're at an airport layover in Charlotte, And they hear Jake Tapper saying, nothing to see here, China's on the up and up.
	Do you have any idea how soul-crushing that must be for people looking?
	They're looking to the shining city on a hill, and oh shit, that light's gone out because CNN decided it wasn't worth covering.
	Except in nine years, breaking, but they already starved to death!
	Kind of like when Sean Penn went up with his silly little crocodile tears saying, the way that they tar and smear a wonderful leader, Chavez, in Venezuela.
	How many people do you think that killed?
	How many people do you think died because the American media didn't hold anyone's feet to the fire and couldn't cover the fact that people were being starved to death because it was the net result of a policy that you go on and support and argue for day in and day out?
	Those people in Hong Kong singing the national anthem, you are breaking their hearts.
	You are breaking their hearts.
	And several of them have already disappeared between the time they sang that anthem and you decided you had your breaking story, Tapper, you hack.
	Yeah, because they know that this is the only place where free speech is not something they have to talk about in the past tense.
	Right.
	It's something that exists now, and they know that it's worth fighting for.
	And if our side knows that it's worth fighting for, then we have a battle ahead of us.
	Because, yeah, this is the battle line.
	It is unbelievable to me, and the media doesn't even cover this.
	They just destroy the lab in Wuhan.
	That's what China did.
	They just destroy it.
	These are things that can be verified.
	People don't understand the response.
	When you say, hey, words matter.
	This is what they say, right?
	Pronouns.
	He, his, hers.
	We're gonna ban you because you're saying that Ellen Page doesn't have an, uh, that Elliot Page doesn't have an IMDB credit to his name.
	He doesn't!
	He doesn't!
	No character breakdown for which Ellen Page was hired said, must have cock.
	That didn't exist.
	That's not hate speech, and I won't be accused of being retroactively guilty of it, along with every single Hollywood liberal who worked with Ellen Page.
	I'm getting confused myself.
	I almost said Elliot.
	But you know what?
	Words do matter.
	They do carry some weight.
	And certainly, so should a free press.
	But this is what's crazy.
	When we talk about freedom of speech, we've talked about that.
	Well, freedom of speech doesn't exist as people know it anymore because it's not about the government infringing on freedom of speech if the town square is entirely run by two or three or four companies.
	And that's what we are reaching.
	First Amendment, we're also talking about a free press.
	It doesn't exist anymore if the free press is actually beholden to foreign interests of communist Chinese governments and will allow countless people to suffer needlessly and die because they can't offend the people who butter their bread.
	That's where we are in the United States of America.
	You may be going, listen, this sounds too extreme.
	How could Jake Tapper and everyone at CNN say nothing was going on in China and now just say breaking news?
	They're not that stupid, or at least they don't think we are.
	Actually, you're incorrect on both counts, and more importantly, you do have to look and follow where the money comes from.
	This is important.
	We are the shining city on a hill.
	We were that shining city on a hill, and what happened with Hong Kong, they were looking to us, and they saw someone put that light out like an old lantern worker in a Dickens novel, and this is what's happening right now across the world with people who are hoping, they go, God, listen, people, we haven't seen a free and fair election in a century.
	But the United States, we're waiting on that cavalry coming over the hill, and it may never come.
	So exactly what happened with Wuhan, exactly what happened with the coronavirus, right?
	We now have that time span, nine or six months, whatever it was.
	Don't let that happen right now with election fraud.
	For people out there who go, oh, I don't think that we're going to win this, and why don't you get off this topic because it seems like it's inevitable, because people die.
	And I'm not just talking about the United States.
	I'm talking about people across the world.
	When people talk about freedom, when people talk about the ability to peaceably assemble, what do you think happens when we're just talking about that, peaceably assemble?
	You have Americans saying, well, do you really?
	American pastors saying, do you really need to go to church for the First Amendment?
	What do you think is happening when you have countries where people are burned alive, largely Muslim countries, for owning a Bible?
	They go, what?
	What?
	We own a Bible?
	But come on!
	It's the 21st century, right?
	Look to the United States!
	And then they point and they see Rob Bell going, we don't need churches or Bibles to be Christians.
	Come on!
	You want to remove all hope from these people?
	Your words do carry some weight.
	We do have responsibility as Americans.
	And I get that.
	We want to destroy all of our traditions and our social norms in the United States of America because the left wants us to be more like these other countries who are looking to us as an example, who are looking to us for inspiration.
	But I guess that doesn't really matter.
	Oh!
	Breaking news!
	CNN doesn't give a shit.
	Nor does YouTube.
	So YouTube, right now, we're going to go have some fun on Mug Club.
	But right now, you can go... You know what?

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