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Dec. 1, 2020 - Louder with Crowder
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SCAM: Arizona Election Fraud Testimony | Good Morning #MugClub
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It's all so...
...subject for today!
It's all so...
...subject for today!
Sometimes it's just a classic slurp.
That's all that's needed.
Sometimes you don't need to dress it up.
It's like a good steak.
I don't need Bernays.
No ketchup.
This is Kobe ribeye.
We don't need it.
What?
I don't know.
The Japanese, apparently they make good steak.
I'm always amazed.
Kobe?
Is that what they say?
Kobe, yeah.
Kobe beef.
Well, I don't know.
He was born in Japan.
Everyone's going to think this is distasteful right on the outset, but I promise you the rest of the show is as well.
Glad to be with you.
Half-Asian lawyer is not here.
Audio Wade in 13.
How are you?
Quarterback Garrett accepted amongst no communities.
What a burden.
I'm a nerd.
Token Owen in Gerald A. How are you, sir?
I'm well.
I killed Asian Bill.
Really?
Half of him.
Well, that's not very nice.
Don't admit to a felony on air.
Especially a felony against a lawyer who can now prove that your claim was fraudulent.
Wait, is murder a felony now?
I'm not entirely sure.
It's up there with not having an N95.
Jaywalking.
We have a lot that we're going to be talking about today.
So many of you may not have had the time yesterday to watch the Arizona hearing and the voter fraud.
And I know sometimes people say, well it's like it's a broken record.
Well actually it's not because we're going state by state.
In Arizona there are some new revelations that we heard about yesterday that have been confirmed.
It is confirmed!
I think it's important for us to go over that, along with the hypocrisy coming from the left on the idea of election hacking.
Think about this, the idea was that the Russians interfered in the election in 2016, and not to mention they also claim that the Russians may have interfered because of hacking of voter systems, and maybe even Dominion itself.
So what point do you trust them?
Let me ask you this, people who are watching, because we have both conservatives and liberals, people who are, did you believe the Russia hoax?
Did you believe the Russia scandal?
And now, where do you line up on the voter fraud issue?
On the election abnormalities issue?
I can't say voter fraud because right away, we are removed.
It links to an article that said voter fraud is rare in the United States of America.
It used to say voter fraud does not exist.
Now it says it's rare.
And it says, well, it happens, but not enough to change the election.
A few thousand is not a mundane detail, Michael!
So, but first, before any of this, we just had to touch on this.
Of course.
It's necessary.
It's historic.
Why did you point at me?
Well, because you're into the football.
So to promote Vanderbilt's Play Like a Girl campaign, that's a thing, there was a soccer player, Sarah Fuller, she became the first woman in history to play in a Power 5 football game.
Here you go.
History?
Uh, you know, history.
And the kick down at the 35-yard line of Sarah Fuller.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving.
It's a historic event.
Gabble gabble!
I was wondering if she did it on purpose.
I was like, is this an onside kick?
After kicking, she was immediately rushed off the field.
Vanderbilt lost 41-0, and the coach was fired.
to treat.
Hey!
Yeah!
Nah nah nah.
Yeah.
The only thing funnier would have been if they moved throughout
I don't know, sports, but if they moved across the field and swarmed and tackled her.
Yeah.
I noticed how when she kicked it, she actually ran back towards the sideline and didn't actually cover, which you're supposed to do as a kicker.
Because of the fear.
I don't know!
And by the way, if you've seen Vanderbilt play, they didn't need a Play Like a Girl program moment if they were already doing it.
0-8, are you kidding me?
I don't know football, and I know she sucks.
They were already succeeding wonderfully at that.
Girls can do everything boys can do.
I think my favorite part was that one of the commentators later on said something like, she did a squib kick, which was to the 35-yard line, which was exactly what she was asked to do.
So they're congratulating the woman for doing what she's told.
Yes, because giving the team the ball further down the field is good.
She had no business being on that field, which is the same reason that I have a problem with the film Rudy.
Oh, stop it!
This is not the same.
You pick a fight, don't ya?
Not Julian.
It's precisely that.
Not Julian.
No, no, no, he's the best.
I sacked a quarterback and I lived in the general's closet.
That's not true.
That's a different Rudy.
Says you.
Rudy is anti-fraud.
Yes.
That Rudy is.
Rudy was in on the tackle.
I want to see that Rudy, though.
What's funny is we had a girl on my team when we played at the Greenfield Park Packers.
And we won Provincials like 60-something to nothing.
And we had a girl kicker.
She, too, ran off the side.
Here's the thing, when people get really mad at me, picture that, only it's ISIS.
It's combat.
And a foxhole.
That's why I don't want women in combat.
Sure, sure, sure, you can serve coffees.
By the way, do follow us on Parler, because who knows how long we're going to be on other social media platforms.
And we'll be taking your live chat on MugClub Exclusive after this.
Love it.
Still, the promo code, because the election has not been called, Crowder Election Stream, it's $30 off.
Again, my question to you is, do you believe, did you believe the Russian hoax, and has that sort of affected at all your viewpoint of the voter fraud?
By the way, hit like!
Everyone who's watching, hit like, like, like, like, like, like!
Because of the algorithm on YouTube.
Another quick story before we get to Arizona, and it's a little bit of a deep dive, kids call it, is Norway has now outlawed hate speech against trans people, and people who are found guilty could face a fine or up to a year in jail.
For private remarks?
Yeah, private remarks.
Never let it be said that the Norske mountain retard monkeys never contribute anything to society.
By the way, if you do it in public, it's up to three years in jail.
Yeah.
In public.
Yeah.
Whoa.
To be fair to Norwegian Prison, it's just like an Ikea display.
No, you have to put them together.
They believe in rehabilitation, not punishment, because that would be absurd.
So let's move on here to Arizona.
Did any of you watch the hearing, and what did you think was the most compelling evidence?
Something to keep in mind, in Arizona, Biden leads Biden leads Donald Trump by 11,000 votes in Arizona.
What was this?
Like girl power?
Biden leads Donald Trump by 11,000 votes in Arizona.
Oh.
That's a lot.
Doesn't matter because...
11,000.
Interestingly enough, Fox News called it when Trump led Biden by 11 million.
They wanted to be first.
Yeah.
They were.
There were some things that were claimed yesterday.
I want to say, before we get to the mammoth possible fraud of the voting systems, which
by the way, will also show you that in 2016, in 2018, the Democrats were very concerned
with.
There were formal complaints written up by Elizabeth Warren and Rachel Maddow, right?
Well, formal complaint from Elizabeth Warren.
Rachel Maddow just bitched on the show.
But the point remains, they were concerned about it and now that was a figment of your
imagination.
Before we get to that though, there are already enough issues.
That can wipe out the lead.
Same thing in Georgia, right?
They found 5,700 votes, and then you go, oh, hold on a second, people out of state.
OK, well, that's gone.
People who are double, OK, boom, gone!
Trump wins.
Same thing in Arizona.
So let's start with this.
The lead of 11,000 votes.
Before we get to fraud, this is important.
2,000 votes.
They use vacant lots and false addresses.
Now, at first you say false addresses.
I should have led with that.
False addresses and vacant lots.
What are they, ground owls?
Vacant lots.
Ewan McGregor's business in Fargo Season 3 was the address posted!
And then 6,000 voters were on the rolls with no listed sex, and they just had a generic date of birth, but don't take my word for it, this was in the hearing yesterday.
You have here voter database discrepancies.
6,000 voters, at least, entered into database with no sex.
and default date of birth and the non-existent nexus.
Correct and I believe there'll be a witness to discuss that later this morning.
So unless those can be discovered, those votes would have to be eliminated.
Correct.
They also discovered over 2,000 votes that used a false address.
An address of a vacant lot.
Correct.
Now... Were they all the same people?
There's a rule... Everybody lives in this vacant lot.
Oh, I'm sorry, it was the vacant lot club.
Oh boy, it's my fake thread.
And leaking!
What's with the leaking?
It is...
It's one of those, like, there's the rule, don't ever ask a question you don't know the answer to as a lawyer, but Rudy Giuliani is taking it to the extreme.
He is.
And so, if we do not confirm those votes, they could, in fact, not be confirmed, correct?
Yes.
Good boy.
And that would be a bad thing if they did this thing, if they did the vacant lot thing.
So that's 8,000 votes!
Gone.
Gone!
Now, I'm not saying that all of those 8,000 votes were voting for Joe Biden, but let's be honest, I don't think there are a lot of vacant lot Trump voters.
It's a niche.
I've looked at Nate Silver's analytics, his deep dives, and I didn't see vacant lot voters as a key demographic of Trump.
No, I think Biden won at 99.9 to, you know.
Yeah, of the vacant lots.
Of the vacant lots.
Yeah, I think the vacant lot was actually a graveyard.
Yes, it was a graveyard.
I think that's what they meant.
Oh, yeah.
That's just the new The Christmas Carol.
It's just Ebeneezer Scrooge wipes the snow off the headstone and goes, So, now we move on.
143,000 votes.
They were dumped at 8 p.m.
in Arizona.
I think this is after it was called, by the way.
Fox News.
At least a couple hours after it was called.
Thanks, Brett!
And there were 143,000 votes dumped at 8 p.m.
that actually surpassed the voting machine processing capability.
So again, what that means is we've talked about it with Michigan.
We've talked about it, I think, in Georgia.
It's happened in a few states where they have a pretty good estimate of how many votes can be processed in this machine.
And it's an estimate.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like, generally, before someone goes to the Olympics, let's say, you know, they say, okay, you know, we have a good estimate because we're in the pre-trials, the best time of Usain Bolt.
Like, ooh, but he was 90 seconds behind.
We didn't see that coming.
Yeah, exactly.
You don't typically outperform by like 400%.
Right.
Why don't we just get a machine and run some ballots through and see what happens, you know?
It almost seems like that would be too rudimentary.
This is one of those things.
Where's Bill Nye?
Why are we doing a science experiment?
Can we buy a voting machine for crying out loud?
Can we buy a voter and just see like, oh yeah, that's right, it's bullshit, there's no way to process 146,000 votes in zero seconds.
Only if you try hard.
And here's something, too.
I don't know how they prove this.
But again, these are claims made under oath.
Yeah.
And they do it.
So this is sworn testimony.
And then they also have statistical evidence, as well as some actual evidence that they have from screen grabs and videos.
This is what they're claiming.
Yeah.
But not all of this information is publicly available.
Ooh!
Tucker Carlson said, ooh!
I want it!
I want it!
Please!
No, no, hold on.
We have to wait until it's admitted in court.
You suck!
You won't be on my show because you suck!
So.
I want it!
I want it!
Yeah, let's kneecap everyone who's doing God's work on our side because we don't get a scoop.
Let's make it a tux-clusive!
Yeah, a tux-clusive!
You got tuxed!
Alright, give me a sclusey.
I think that's the worst word I've ever heard.
Yeah, it's terrible.
Excuse me?
Tux-clusi.
Oh, gosh.
It's the worst.
And they do that weird, who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire camera shot that they don't need that costs them a crane that's half a million dollars and I wonder why they're dying.
You're dead!
You should be voting for Biden.
You're dead.
So.
An estimated, we'll show you the clip, 35,000 votes.
This is something that they claim.
35,000 votes were automatically embedded for every Democrat candidate running.
Here's their claim.
So this is 143,100 votes that were injected.
That was in excess of what the machines could have processed.
In Pima County, Arizona, and the Democratic Party added fraud votes in the initial count to the vote-by-mail totals released at 8 p.m.
on November 3rd.
We weren't aware of this until this email, until after the fact.
So there were approximately 35,000 fraud votes added to each Democratic candidate's vote totals.
Nothing to see here.
No 85,000 for a candidate.
And you know what?
We're going to keep going through this and I know on YouTube all it's going to say is the election's been called.
What else you got?
What else you got, Wojcicki?
Come on, give us something to go on here.
We're making some concrete claims.
We're staking a reputation on a lot of people are.
You just say nothing.
Yeah, and by the way, the guy who claimed the $35,000 actually turned over this statement in Senate to the Department of Justice and let them look into it, and he said there was a meeting that he was at, they talked about this, he said that they were able to do this, they've done it in years past, in the 2014 judicial race where they embed the votes, they spread them out, it was like this fully detailed thing.
Now, it has to be proven.
It has to be proven.
Right?
It's a claim right now, but it's like... It's happened in the past.
Come on!
Which they say it has not.
Investigate at least!
Well, listen, if you say there's no precedence, and it's never happened, why invest?
No, there's precedence to have happened before, and then there's also precedent that would both apply here.
You're not Bill!
No, I was questioning.
You claim that you killed him!
You put him in a shallow grave and filled out his ballot for Biden.
No, no, no, no, he's lying in an empty lot somewhere waiting to vote.
Is he?
You didn't even dig a shallow grave?
You're a horrible serial killer.
Always a shallow grave.
It's because you're lazy.
By the way, if someone takes me out, whether it's ISIS or whether it's Antifa, do what you want, but I ask for at least a mid-level depth grave.
Put a little work into it.
And here's what I'll do for you.
I will vote Democrat for you for the rest of your dead non-life.
You'll vote in every election in the future.
That's all I ever wanted.
Nothing would make me happier than to just bust my wife's chops as a Democrat voter even beyond the grave.
I'm genuinely irritated.
Stephen Crowder votes again.
So this is something, again, what's important is when they do these hearings, the reason that they're doing these hearings, okay, is to stay out in front of the public eye because the media wants you to just believe there's a coronation and Biden has won.
Good thing that AP doesn't actually elect presidents.
We actually have a process of electors that goes through a state legislature and then we have an electoral college and people can issue objections all the way up to January 6th.
So good thing it's not AP or the Fox News desk with the crotch cam.
It's a good crotch cam.
Wow.
Wow.
It is the crotch cam.
I worked there and it was called the crotch cam.
It's a cam that shows the crotch.
It's self-explanatory.
It's the crotch camera.
Does its job.
I hope I've clarified for you.
So here's another claim that they make.
1.9 million mail-in votes.
And this matters because I talked about this yesterday in Michigan, where I was registered to vote both in Michigan and in Texas.
I don't think we've had calls back from the clerks, by the way.
I called the clerk!
I called the clerk!
I called the clerks to check on Grandma Ruthie's vote.
It turns out that maybe in Michigan they store your absentee voting tracking status for a little bit of time and then it just disappears.
Oh.
That's what I've heard thus far.
But can someone actually confirm?
I don't think my wife voted.
Yeah, exactly.
I don't think her vote was counted, but here's the thing.
They also just sent out ballot requests, like we said, to everyone unsolicited in Michigan, to my old house, and they didn't verify signatures the proper way, for example, in Georgia.
So it matters if you aren't verifying signatures because mail-in ballots, when they had to be requested in years prior, they were rejected at a rate of 30 times what we've seen this election, largely because there were either no signatures or they didn't match.
So in this case now, we have 1.9 million mail-in votes that were not validated at all by verifying signatures.
Here they are.
The reporting numbers from Pima and Maricopa County merged election day votes with write-in votes with absentee ballots, so there's no way to, in the publicly available data, To parse those votes.
Maricopa County had 1.9 million mail-in ballot requests.
So, and those, there was a Maricopa County official on videotape that did say that they did not validate the signatures on the write-in ballots this year.
Okay, not to shortchange information, but get a better ballroom.
Let's go to CNN really quickly.
Or two cameras.
We're going to be talking about this a little later on.
Right now they're talking about Florida governor doubles down on no statewide mask mandate.
He doubles down on not infringing on rights.
Let's see this.
He's not talking to local infectious disease experts.
He's gone to the folks that are most convenient and follow the ideology he wants to follow.
And the result is that he is pursuing it.
When that man looks straight forward, his nose face is left.
He opens up our economy.
I'd like to get a picture of you, sir.
Get my profile!
Oh no, we want a straight head shot.
Yes to both!
Okay, this matters because we'll be talking about it in a little bit.
Florida death rates are going down, Illinois skyrocketing.
Now, I know people can talk about cases because cases obviously involve testing, and the more you test and the more efficient tests are, the more cases you're going to have.
Florida, their deaths have been consistently going down since summer.
Illinois, going up.
So this is something they don't want to talk about.
They're not trusting the science.
Well, listen, if he's a science denier praying to chicken bones like Manny Pacquiao, it seems to be working better than Chicago!
Well, and these stories are related, because the numbers of COVID do matter, because that was the whole reason that we had mail-in voting.
And so the numbers of mail-in voting matter, and the numbers of COVID matter, but they don't want us to dig into these numbers at all.
They want to just say, it's been decided, the death rate is climbing, be afraid.
Well, the reason they're focusing on Florida is because they used to think it was a swing state.
It's no longer a swing state.
Like, well, let's try and trash Republican states.
Illinois, you know what, let's give them a pass.
Then I die.
It's just...
You're not trying to keep Urkel out, you're trying to keep out aerosol particles.
And by the way, can somebody open a free Google Drive account so that Michigan can store two gigs worth of data past the month, please?
Google Drive accounts are free.
No, no, that's what I said, a free Google Drive account so that they can store this data.
You're telling me that they couldn't keep your voting information more than 30 days in a national election?
That was contested?
No, listen, listen, because I have to be fair, you're speaking off base.
It's not that they can't store it, it's that they can't both store and acid wash it.
At the same time, that is difficult to throw back.
Pick a lane!
So this is another thing where they claim, this is a claim that you've seen repeated, by the way, which Snopes and AP fact-checked all as true and no Pinocchios.
Surprising.
And that's the thing, too, is just these broad claims.
Like, they will make fact checks of Donald Trump.
We did this with Lee Dorn back in the day, where he went through 50 Washington Post fact checks, where it was like, he said, you know, I was there in the afternoon.
They go, fact, he was actually there at 630 p.m., which is early evening.
But no fact checks for broad claims like this is the safest election ever on record.
How many times have you heard that, right?
That's probably the fact check below this video.
Which, by the way, if you're watching this video, hit like right now because that's what gets us through the fact checks.
It's right above the fact check.
So this is the claim, the safest election in modern history, and they debunked that pretty quickly by showing that the machines were, in fact, they're not supposed to be, connected to the internet, which of course makes them very vulnerable.
And they show you exactly how because, again, this matters.
The media will say there are no receipts.
Let's present receipts.
I'm the director of CISA at DHS and he basically said that this election was the most secure in history.
And partially that was because the states do an excellent job of validating voter rolls and that this equipment is
not connected to the internet.
The Dominion Suite user's manual is about an inch and a half thick.
In the user's manual it tells operators to connect the ethernet cords to the router and the systems are connected
to the internet.
I want to physically trace all the tabulators and adjudicators to the local data center at the top.
We have election officials that did confirm that that was connected to the internet, but they said none of the tabulators or anything else were connected to the internet.
I can show physical connection between those tabulator, uh, uh, tabulator machines, the ethernet cables, two routers, or managed switch.
Oh, skunked again.
Um, but they're, it's a router type of device.
And so all these tabulators were connected to one another, all the adjudicators were connected to one another, the local data center that they acknowledged was connected to the internet were connected to these tabulators.
Well it wasn't going anywhere nefarious.
We did observe power traffic that were going from the US, now we don't know if it was specifically Dominion traffic going, but to a server in Frankfurt.
Think about this, this mirrors exactly, I want to go to your point, this mirrors exactly, there's no evidence that there's ever been election fraud.
Then it goes, well okay, there is some evidence of election fraud, but it's very, very small.
Then it's, okay, well there has been some kind of widespread election fraud, but not enough to actually change the election.
We've seen that same thing right here.
This is the safest, most secure election in modern American history because the machines were not connected to the internet.
Well, hold on, they were.
Well, okay, fine, but the tabulators weren't connected to the internet.
They were hardwired.
Okay, maybe they were hardwired to the internet, but it's not like this was accessible to Frankfurt, Germany and foreign actors.
Son of a bitch, just stop.
Somebody.
Can I get better notes?
Yeah, there is no amount of evidence that will convince the media, and that's why this battle shouldn't be fought in the media, because it's not going to win it there.
The battle is being fought in the courts, and that's the right way to do it.
The state legislatures, and that's why they're doing this.
I hate my Tuxclusives.
I really like Tuxclusives.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I want my Tuxclusives!
Cindy Powell goes, no.
No.
You should have never ditched the bowtie!
Can't have it, right?
So basically, CNN is still running with Sunday's 60 Minutes interview with the former assistant chief or whatever, whatever his name, Kolb or whatever, and he's saying, no, no, no, no, no, none of this actually happened.
They've reported zero of this, even to debunk it, they haven't reported it.
They don't have to debunk it.
That's the issue.
The media has no accountability whatsoever.
That's what scares me.
Think about it right now.
Not only the media has no accountability, we know that, And now you have an administration if Biden actually gets in without the objections on January 6th.
Anyone who doesn't issue objections who's a member of the Republican Party, primary them.
He's not going to be held accountable by the media, and the media's being held accountable to no one.
And by the way, there's this unholy alliance between legacy media and big tech because they now want a stranglehold on new media because they're losing.
That is what is most terrifying to me, is that we end up like Norway, where you can't say kids can't take puberty blockers without being banned from society like a Black Mirror episode.
Go ahead, Wade.
I was just going to say, CNN doesn't have to cover it because it's not like they can go, you may have heard this crazy rumor on Facebook.
You haven't heard it on Facebook because you can't report it on Facebook.
You may have heard this crazy rumor on YouTube or on any of the other media sources.
No, no, no.
They just don't, they can ignore it because everybody has been siloed off into the smallest news.
And then you go to a Thanksgiving party, which by the way, this is also why they didn't want you to have gatherings because they don't even want you to debate or have these conversations with your family members.
Don't have them in the digital town hall.
Also, don't have them in the home, and don't have them in the actual town.
Just don't have them!
Don't have them.
You talk to someone and you go, well, hold on a second, I do think that this election has been compromised.
And your family member goes, I think it's the safest in modern American history.
You go, what about the 1.9 million that weren't checked for verification?
Well, I haven't read it.
Well, have you why?
I haven't watched it.
I haven't seen it.
I haven't read it.
I haven't heard it.
What about the fact that there are over 10,000 votes in states like Nevada or Georgia from people out of state?
I haven't read it.
I haven't seen it.
I haven't heard it.
So it doesn't exist.
Of course it doesn't exist because it's not on Facebook, it's not on YouTube.
And I will say I'm actually very grateful that YouTube just falsely fact checks us and
they still let this go up.
It's true.
Algorithms be damned.
We only get the people who actually tune in, which means, by the way, hit the notification
bell.
Yes.
You are subscribed every Monday through Thursday, sometimes Friday at 10 a.m. Eastern because
subscriptions don't mean a whole lot.
Go ahead.
And lest you think Steven's exaggerating, when Sidney Powell filed her two court cases
Lest.
You do.
Sometimes, sometimes.
But in Georgia and Michigan, Twitter would not let you link to the PDF court filing.
It literally would go to drafts and say, this link is blocked.
You cannot send it.
And I was like, oh, well, nothing to see here.
Then it must not be true.
Do you ever wonder, and this is something I know...
First, let me say, I have not encouraged and I actively discourage any offensive violence, okay?
That has nothing to do with defending your home and your wife and your kids if people are hiding and burning.
But do you ever just wonder if we're that frog in the boiling pot where you go, oh, hold on a second.
They banned a link to a legal complaint.
Filing suit, being filed.
They banned that as misinformation.
And then, they banned doctors for citing death numbers on COVID on Facebook.
Doctors from California, which we now know are accurate because it went against Fauci.
They banned doctors from saying, this is what we're seeing with our patients and citing actual statistics.
Do you think we look back and we go, oh man, we weren't allowed to stop our kids from puberty blockers?
Maybe that's when we should have stood up and done something.
At some point.
No, I don't wonder, I know.
This is definitely that time.
And at the American founding, it wasn't just over taxes and stuff.
There was an entire cultural divide, and it was just that people got finally tired of the taxes.
The last straw, and they were like, this tea's gotta go!
That's it!
There was a huge divide before that for decades.
It wasn't about the twinings.
Nobody was.
Damn you, Earl Grey.
It could, I mean, that plays into it.
Bergamot was a difficult commodity.
Back in the day, if you saw a bergamot, is it a bergamot?
I don't know.
I don't know anything about bergamot outside of Earl Grey.
Can someone, you know, I want to read that in the chat later.
Bergamot, I believe, is a citrus fruit?
Ooh, stay tuned for answers on that one.
I would not know a bergamot if I saw it right now.
If a bergamot rolled across this table.
Is that a little cutie?
No, it's a bergamot!
Bergamot Google Trends just went from zero to like 40,000.
That's a bergamot?
It's like a green orange.
It says a bergamot orange but it looks like a lime.
That's weird.
Something shouldn't be called an orange if it's green.
The adjective is incorrect.
It's been phased out.
Actually it's not offensive to me, I can't tell.
So it's totally fine.
He positively loves Bergamot!
I do!
Let's move here because there's a lot to continually unpack with each state.
And hopefully we'll get back to you with some word from the clerks in Michigan.
Don't hold your breath.
Unless you're a pearl diver, in which case you could probably do it to tomorrow's show.
Do hold your breath.
But some of the people don't cover a lot.
Russia, a lot of people think that the Russian interference with Donald Trump, really it came down to they impeached the president for a phone call.
A perfect phone call, by the way.
The best phone call!
A Venus and good night!
But, um, I don't know.
But it was about $10,000 over 3,000 Facebook ads.
That's what people think it was about some Facebook ads, the interference.
But here's something, too.
A lot of people don't remember.
That's hacking our election.
They also did talk about the Russians hacking voting.
This is not new.
Before this election, it wasn't a Republican or Democrat talking point.
As a matter of fact, it was probably more often complained about by Democrats because they've never conceded a 2016 election.
Still waiting, yeah.
Let's go through this really quickly.
So this kind of ties into the fact that Biden announced his pick for budget chief was Neera Tanden.
Is that how I got it?
Something like that, yeah.
Neera Tanden, who is the president for the Center of American Progress, and she immediately began deleting her Russian collusion tweets.
Of course she did.
Regarding the 2016 election.
Of course.
Now here is maybe Why?
Because even if you go back then, people like Stelter, Brian Newson's money, completely straight Stelter, talked about how voting machines could be compromised.
And he was the one saying recently, we don't have that clip right now, we have the clips of Rachel Maddow from before, but he was trying to say that now it's a conspiracy theory.
So this is their claim now, then we'll go to their claims before.
This conspiracy crap is just like Trump's anti-media enemy-of-the-people smear.
It's a slow-acting poison that is crippling the American body politic.
Slow-acting poison, like your thyroid!
I'm not a good converter from free T3 to T4!
It's glandular!
I expected him to just snap at the end.
I think that Brian Stelter is secretly a little piggy who built his house out of straw.
Woah.
What?
Woah.
I don't just mean the overweight joke though, I do.
But I mean, didn't have the foresight when the wolf is known for huffing and puffing and blowing homes down, just like throwing out some reeds, you think, ah, that's good enough.
He stopped listening at blowing.
You're better than that, Wade.
I am!
I'm sorry.
I don't know if I am.
Don't blow my house down, I'll open the door!
And that third piggy had to be pissed.
He said, well, do you really have to crash on my couch?
It's like, well, you know, I don't have a house.
You built it out of straw!
Okay?
Yeah, I told you.
You saw me building it with bricks.
At the same time, you picked straw!
Lesson, lock the door.
Is this a sore spot for you?
So that is Brian Stelter now saying it's a conspiracy and I think we have the clip of Stelter or at least CNN in 2016 talking about the vulnerability of the voting machines.
Here we go.
What are other ways that this could be vulnerable?
These devices have to communicate with some sort of database system.
We don't know what the transport network looks like between this machine and the actual database server.
So anywhere along that path, if a hacker was to have something installed, then the communications could be intercepted.
Given all this research, what would you say is safer?
Electronic voting or voting on paper?
Well, I can tell you this year I will be voting via paper with a mail-in ballot.
As someone who is kind of knee-deep in the vulnerabilities, he always sees like the worst could happen.
What keeps you up at night?
A compromised election.
Oh!
This conspiracy crap is too much.
I wonder if, you know what would be hilarious?
If we get fact-checked for that clip.
This is disputed.
Don't worry, Susan Wojcicki, we've got plenty more where that came from.
Because even MSNBC, now they didn't just report specifically on voter fraud in 2016.
So we've gone CNN now, CNN 2016.
Let's go MSNBC 2018, specifically talking about Dominion vulnerabilities!
He looks panicked to be on air.
We reached out to all nine companies that you named for their response to the story
and they all essentially echo three main points from the joint statement signed by Clear Ballot,
Dominion Voting Systems, Election Systems, and Software Heart and Unison saying, quote,
voting systems were not hacked or compromised in the 2016 election.
Well, there's been a lot of cyber security experts recently saying there are all kinds
of ways that you can tamper with the either official or unofficial results if you can
exploit some of these flaws.
You go to the companies, as I have, and you ask them to talk about this, and they don't want to talk about it.
We reached out for comment, by the way, but suddenly they disappeared, so that's kind of, yeah.
Yeah, they closed all their offices.
That's too bad.
The Dominion offices, yeah.
Just no more LinkedIn, no more offices, they're just gone.
No, just gone.
Wow, there's just a Dominion employee shaped hole in the wall.
Like a vacant lot.
Yeah.
It's just a Dominion employee dust cloud from where they used to be.
Oh my gosh.
Think about that for a second.
You know what?
Here's the thing, MSNBC.
Our greatest sin was taking you seriously.
We trusted you!
You said they were vulnerable.
We said, you know what?
Maybe MSNBC could...
You know, blind squirrel fun's a nut every now and then.
Yeah, absolutely.
I believe that's a thing.
It's interesting that they came out with all of these tales of how dangerous this could be right after Donald Trump was elected, trying to sow doubt.
And then in 2018, when more Republicans were elected, trying to sow further doubt.
And then 2020, no, no, no, no, no, everything's fine.
No doubt at all.
What I think they're saying is, don't take us seriously.
Which time?
Now or then?
So is that what you're saying?
Well, hold on, let's go on to C-SPAN.
I don't even know that C-SPAN did this stuff.
I just thought C-SPAN was when there's like an odd congressional hearing.
It's like a live feed somewhere.
And you hear a bunch of people say, yay.
Yeah, exactly.
With bad audio.
What in 2018?
C-SPAN reported on how it was a problem that Dominion and other voting systems controlled the vote.
This is C-SPAN 2018.
Partisan hacks.
Sell off part of those assets to a third company.
This is a company actually based in Canada called Dominion Voting Systems.
So Dominion now has part of Diebold's assets and contracts and ES&S has part of Diebold's contracts and assets.
That said, is there a danger in that in your view?
Yeah, so ES&S essentially is, you know, maybe controlling the votes is too strong of a word, but they're certainly writing the software for more than 60% of the machines that are counting votes in the U.S.
How funny would it be if she was talking and it goes to a split screen and it's just a hat?
Gryffindor!
Biden!
Slytherin!
I'm sort of in the middle of something.
I'm a little busy right now, can you check back with me later?
Potter.
This is C-SPAN.
We don't do commercials, so really, unless you go full screen, I just, I can't take a sip of my coffee.
C-SPAN!
Yeah, and was she branded a conspiracy theorist by the left at some point?
This was fact-checked.
Well, she is now.
Sure!
That's the problem right now.
She's a Trump shill!
They're going back to deleting all of these videos as fast as they can right now.
Speaking of Trump shill, Uh, Rachel Maddow!
So let's go to Trump apologist Rachel Maddow who emphasized how worrisome it was that Russia could, again this is what matters, people just think of Russia and the Facebook ads.
Rachel Maddow was talking about, I think we actually have a montage because she did this so much.
You're gonna need a montage.
How votes could be compromised in the United States because of cyber attacks on our election systems from, you guessed it, Russia.
Rachel Maddow.
Far more worrisome to the Obama team was the prospect of a cyber assault on voting systems before and on election day.
Worrisome to the Obama team, was that prospect.
Our government had previously announced that U.S.
election systems in the state of Arizona and the state of Illinois had been hacked by the Russians.
Last week, Bloomberg News had a report citing three people with direct knowledge of the U.S.
investigation into the matter.
They had a report that said the Russian attack hadn't just been against a couple of states, it had actually been against 39 states.
Russian cyber attacks much wider than previously known.
Much wider than previously known, said Trump apologist Rachel Maddow.
Listen to him.
He knows what he's talking about.
And we just lost nine inconsequential viewers Are we back?
Yeah, I think we're back.
We're back.
Just Norway?
Yeah, we can't be in Norway.
Just for some reason watching the late night show, that segment I did with Dave Landau can't be shown in Japan.
Must have been all those anti-Japanese.
It's a copyright in Japan.
We do not like Jimmy Farran.
Even if you mock Jimmy Farran, still have too much Jimmy Farran.
So back to the Rachel Maddow thing, I think.
Yeah, please.
Lovely.
She was saying that this is vulnerable, that they were vulnerable, and they probably were vulnerable at some point.
They didn't have all of the specifics that we have now.
Right.
It seems like these... They had none!
Yeah, again, it was just a suspicion.
Right, it was a suspicion.
It's worth looking into.
She didn't have the hardwired Ethernet cables.
Yeah.
If they had more, they would have reported on it.
Right.
Yes.
And now that we do have more, totally uninteresting.
No, let's bring back up, I know we don't usually do this, but the first Brian Stelter clip, which was... Oh, I gotta see it again.
It's slow death.
Yeah, you have it.
So, again, this is everything that they have.
Back then we just went through C-SPAN, CNN, Rachel Maddow in depth about how compromised it could be.
Now when we actually have receipts and we actually have data from the Wi-Fi networks being connected and hardline, I didn't even know you could hardline in 2020.
Apparently it's this.
You can?
This conspiracy crap is just like Trump's anti-media enemy of the people smear.
It's a slow acting poison that is crippling the American body politic.
You built your house out of straw, sir!
That's incredibly convenient for them.
So sassy.
Not only that, I see this all the time right now, people are saying statistics don't matter, these filings have spacing issues, and who could possibly read this without addressing the substance of it at all?
But you have points of data.
Dominion doesn't have to be hacked for you to do some research into this.
And then you add the Dominion stuff on top of that, where it's like, well this is impossible, they can't count that many times, can we please look at it?
No, you can't.
Why in the world?
And here's the thing.
I always think that Republicans who hinge everything on the statistical, on sort of like the dominions, are going to be disappointed.
But I do think that it's important.
But you don't need that for several states to switch.
You don't even need dominions.
It's already unconstitutional to tell people a pipe burst and send them home when it didn't.
Yeah, exactly.
That's already bad.
That's already bad if you walk into your house and you lie to your mother when she says, do you wear shoes in the house?
Right.
No!
Okay, that's a problem.
You get grounded.
You just so happen to also kill a squirrel.
Yeah.
Because you're little Jeffrey Dahmer in the making.
The point is, it's bad enough with what we have.
You can already wipe out the margins just based on hand counting these ballots in Arizona and Georgia.
Yeah, and the problem with Arizona is that for them to challenge the electors, they would actually have to have a supermajority to call the state legislature back into session, which they do not have, and the governor already certified it.
So we have a huge problem in Arizona where we will likely find out that there was massive fraud or irregularities that caused people to be able to vote who were dead.
I don't like that, typically, from vacant lots, whatever it may be.
Not a fan.
Won't be able to overturn it.
Yes, but what you're failing to remember for Republicans in Arizona is those superdelegates.
Oh no, that's just how you screw Bernie.
Sorry, I forgot.
It's always rigged!
You guys bitch about redistricting?
Can someone explain to me a superdelegate?
I already know what it is, but explain it to me without it sounding like Yeah, exactly.
Explain it to me! Superdelegates. This is the party of transparency?
It's the party of there's never been any voter fraud, well there is but it isn't enough to affect it.
People should be sending in ballots, we shouldn't have to actually check for signatures,
we don't need any photo ID by the way, one of the first actions that Joe Biden wants to take as president
is a path to citizenship for 11 million illegal immigrants and, and...
Superdelegates.
They...
Their vote just counts 10 times.
Or 11, depending on how many we need to beat Bernie.
Depending on how much they beat Bernie that given election cycle.
This is what they mean by democracy.
Yes!
So they hacked our democracy out.
That's definitely superdelegates.
Isn't it ironic that if Bernie had won, it wouldn't even be by democratic socialism?
If he had won, it would have been by superdelegate socialism.
Which is really just socialism.
Oligarchic.
You just wanted to say that, right?
Is oligarchic a word?
I don't know what oligarchy is.
I'm sorry, I don't know.
This is positively oligarchical.
I took a chance, okay?
Watch tonight.
Tuxclusive!
Oligarchic!
Fact check!
It's a word!
Fact check to fact checkers.
I bet you're regretting your decisions, Powell.
Oligarchic.
Tuxclusive.
Should've come on this show.
Do we have anything more on the voter fraud?
Anyone want to chime in here?
No?
Okay.
Move on.
We can move on to, uh, we can move on.
Hey, look, these assholes on CNN.
Ugh.
Gosh.
Okay.
We're going to be playing Bad Movie Lines, by the way, exclusively behind for Mug Club.
Those who are watching lotto.com slash mug club.
And we're going to be talking about another story of a black business owner who got mad at twerking.
But really, let's talk about this pandemic thing.
I don't know if it's a pandemic going on here.
Is it still?
That's right, Dave.
Is it still?
Pandemic.
Really?
That's right, Dave.
SARS-2 is a pandemic.
So we talk about this a lot.
And well, we have talked about it a lot.
And I will say this.
I have family members and friends and people who disagree with me.
And I have some friends who think that this is just something, you know, we have to come
together for the common good.
People say, how much is your life worth?
You know what would change the opinion of a lot of people out there?
You know, a lot of people out there watching where you think, oh, okay, it's about, It's about keeping people home.
Now we're going on, what, six, nine months, right?
If you're really talking about some places they've been locked down.
Plus, yeah.
Okay.
You just paid a million dollars in taxes, you have a million in payroll to meet, or 15 people are unemployed tomorrow.
Go.
Does that change your opinion a little bit, folks?
Do you have any idea how much I would love a COVID-cation?
Do you have any idea how much I would love to be able to take six months off, four months off, shut down, get a two-month break?
Guess what?
Everyone here, out of a job!
How much is your life worth?
How much is the livelihood worth?
Do you understand that people fought wars over less than this?
Because the ability to hunt that ground... Oh, that's a place, that's where all the buffalo are, which, by the way, were hunted to extinction.
Hey, I'm grateful for Thanksgiving that we took your land.
So... Thanks.
Yeah.
No more wild buffalo.
They weren't conservationists, the Native Americans.
Painting with colors of the wind, my ass.
So...
They would fight!
They would kill people over it.
No, that's the land we want to forge.
That's the land we want to hunt.
Why?
Because being able to provide a livelihood was your life.
But people somehow separate that nowadays.
What much is your life worth?
You have a million dollars in payroll to make.
Go.
Or everyone loses their job.
Jocko Willink has been in war.
Jocko Willink has killed terrorists while seeing the white of their eyes, for crying out loud.
And he still gets up at 345.
I don't buy it.
He goes back to bed.
But!
A little nap in there.
And he said there's more pressure on business owners.
He said it's because you're dealing with the livelihoods of many people, not just lives.
And it's ongoing.
When he was on the show, he talked about that.
He said they're very comparable.
So this is really important to note because I say that because a million dollars in payroll, that's very typical of small businesses.
Or half a million dollars.
Again, people out there who collect a check from a business owner who you likely hate, imagine you have to pay out half a million dollars or a million dollars in payroll, and you just paid a million dollars in taxes.
This is not atypical for small businesses.
Those are the people who've had to shutter their businesses in record numbers since the Great Recession, likely, if this continues, since the Great Depression, people need to keep in mind, But the big businesses continue to profit, just like big banks, just like big auto, just like big unions.
It hurts the little guy.
It hurts the business owners, the people who make up the backbone of this country, mom-and-pop businesses.
And by the way, mom-and-pop businesses can still be businesses that are in the tens of millions of dollars.
A lot of people don't have necessarily some scope.
You can have a business that's a $10-20 million business, and the people who own it are not even in the top tax bracket.
That's very common.
But guess what?
The wealthiest billionaires, they've added $1 trillion.
To their net worth in this pandemic.
That's a lot.
A trillion dollars.
Since the pandemic started.
So we have record business shutters.
This is what's also crazy.
When I was in Michigan, I couldn't go to a farmer's market to pick up a local squash.
I don't even know what that is.
It's in the gourd.
I don't know what a squash is.
My wife told me it's a squash.
Yellow?
You gotta buy local.
But I could go to Costco!
I could order Amazon Prime, and you can't go to your local grocery store.
Might I suggest Amazon Fresh?
And Jeff Bezos is going... And you wonder why the Democratic Party is not the party of the working man anymore?
They have kept every business owner.
They have forbidden them from opening their businesses.
They have kept people home unless they're going out for essentials.
Pot, liquor stores, not church.
But Costco and Amazon, these are the people who stand to profit the most.
And by the way, these are the people pushing for these kinds of far-left policies because it eliminates competition.
Like Bill Gates with a baseball bat and computer companies.
Only now, you just have the government do your job.
Yeah.
We used to bring people to court for this, for antitrust lawsuits.
We used to make sure that people could have a business open and not necessarily have it shut down for, you know, random reasons.
And be arrested for doing something like, God forbid, unlocking your door and letting somebody in.
How much is your life worth?
Shut up.
Yeah.
Shut up about this.
How much is your life?
I see this a whole lot.
And the people who Virtue Signal, the truth is, they actually, they really don't care about the people who are being hurt most by this pandemic.
The person wearing the mask going, how much is your life worth?
How many people do you employ?
How many health care plans do you provide to people out there?
Yeah.
Because that goes away.
Oh, okay, we'll have the government do it.
Okay, well, who subsidizes the government?
Well, people who pay taxes.
Who's going to?
Oh, we don't know because we've been telling you for years that billionaires don't pay taxes.
They have it in offshore accounts.
Oh, so your tax base, the mom and pop, the small businesses, the people who, they've shut down.
How are you going to pay for it?
It defies logic, but it's also not compassionate.
And that's what I'm about to get to here with some pastors.
I've had my fill of them.
Which, by the way, I never wanted it.
I never requested fill.
It was like someone came out, like in New Jersey, where you can't pump your own gas.
You're like, get away, get away, get away.
I can't?
I gotta pay extra for you to do this?
Alright, okay, this state sucks!
Is that still a thing?
Yeah, I was just saying that a lot of the people who are calling for lockdowns, we've been talking about this since the very beginning of all this, the people calling for lockdowns are the people with the least amount of skin in the game.
People who don't have to pay people, people who don't actually wait on their next paychecks.
And again, it gives the light of the idea that Republicans are the pro-big business party.
Republicans are the pro-business party, but the big businesses, they want government intervention.
I think conservatives are pro-big business or small business.
I think we're all pro-good business.
And by the way, I'm no student of history, although I kind of try to be sometimes.
I think the common good has been used by some very notable historical figures like Lenin, I think Pol Pot said that.
I think Adolf Hitler said that as well.
I think Mussolini said that.
Do it for the common good.
We have a common enemy.
We have to fight again.
Everybody has to sacrifice so that we can do this.
Everybody has to sacrifice.
Listen, we have to see record unemployment and businesses shut down while Jeff Bezos and the Moulton family, not the ones who shut off the light at night, the Walmart family, make record profits because There's only a 99.998% chance of survival!
GO ON WITHOUT ME!
GO ON WITHOUT ME!
Yeah, C.S.
Lewis said that, uh, among all tyrannies, the one that's exercised for the benefit of its victims is the most egregious.
Yeah.
Right?
And that... Yeah, but he wrote the Golden Compass.
No, it's not true.
Just let it ride.
I want to see the comment section lose their mind.
No, it's absolutely true.
Who's the name of this pastor you saw me retweet?
Miroslav Volf.
Miroslav Volf, yeah.
He's the worst.
That name is the worst.
I would say that guy could go to hell, but he beat me to it.
He will.
Oh!
Zing!
He's on his way.
And people were asking me, why did you choose to tweet this?
Because there are a lot of pastors out there.
I don't have as much.
I do have a problem with all of them, I should say.
But I have more of a problem with people, with shepherds who are leading their flock into a wolf pen.
That's what's happening right now.
And by the way, just because you're a pastor and you want to be nice doesn't mean that you understand the Constitution.
This is the only time, I've talked about this before, this is the only time in history where you have generations, right, you have young kids who are trying to silence free speech on campus, who are fighting for less rights.
Yeah.
And this is the only time where you see the party, the Democratic Party, the champion of the little man, demanding no rights.
This is the first, think about this for a second.
You have Americans, the people out there who are revolting, who you are denigrating, who you are vilifying, they're revolting for the right to go to work.
They're not even fighting for the right to offensive speech so that they can show up in notorious anti-Semite Ben Shapiro so they can speak on campus.
That's not what they're doing, notorious Jewish anti-Semite.
It's rare, but I spotted them.
Shapiro exclusive.
They are fighting for their right to go.
They're not asking for a handout.
This is a huge difference.
You have one side that is fighting for their right to a handout that is going to be subsidized by people who can no longer subsidize the handout.
And you say that billionaires don't pay taxes, right?
I don't think that's correct.
Of course they do pay taxes, but it's still not enough.
It's still not enough if you get rid of all business.
You have one side fighting for the right to a handout from the side that is fighting for the right to provide it.
And this is what really bothers me with these pastors.
The name of the guy was... Miroslav Volf.
He sounds like a communist.
He tweeted this out, and people are saying, why did you go after this?
His tweet was, we are asked to wear cloth over our mouth and nose, wash our hands, and avoid crowds.
These minor inconveniences can save your life, your neighbors, and the economy.
Seldom has so little been asked for so much benefit.
And he was, I think he was retweeting Governor Christie and something about John Piper in there.
He was a dig at Piper.
Was it a dig at Piper?
Yeah, it was a dig.
It's like, that's even crazier than me retweeting John Piper.
Here's the thing.
That's not all we've been mandated to do.
We've not been asked to put on cloth and to maintain some distance.
Have you seen the new guidelines?
You have to wear a mask and celebrate Christmas outside in Detroit.
That would be one thing.
First, it doesn't mean that it's constitutionally correct.
You cannot say, put this over your face and you're not allowed to go and see your family.
You don't have the right to do that.
This idea, the right to peaceably assemble, when some people say, do you really need the same pastor?
Do you really need to go to church for, uh, you know what?
Considering that a physical church has been important since the beginning of Christianity, I would say so.
Can people do their little Zoom church?
I'm sure they can.
Doesn't matter.
Guess what?
People have the right to a party.
People have the right to Thanksgiving.
It doesn't matter what you think about that denomination.
It doesn't matter what you think about that church.
If people say, hey, we require physical worship in congregation, you do not have the right to tell them anyways.
You do not have the right to tell them otherwise.
I said anywise.
It was like a mix of pennywise and otherwise.
It's a little scary.
This is the kind of guidance you get from people who actually don't have any sense of what real danger is.
Right.
Go ahead.
This is not all that has been asked of us.
There's been far more mandated of us.
We've been forced to shutter livelihoods.
Forbidden, forbidden, you know what, how about this one?
Forbidden from sharing last moments with loved ones.
Does that not matter to you?
Something about Christians laying hands and praying, maybe, at the final moments?
That's illegal.
Let me ask you this, Pastor.
If your wife's dying of cancer in the ICU, do you Skype her?
Because you're not a shepherd of a flock that I respect, if that's the case.
When I see people go out to these pastors, virtue signaling, so little of, I, my wife, you guys know this, she wondered when a basic procedure woke up paralyzed from the waist down.
I went in to go visit her because it was supposed to be a basic 20 minute procedure.
They weren't even going to put her under, I don't know exactly, but they did.
She had a bad reaction to the anesthesia because my mother took her to the emergency room.
This happened at the beginning of the pandemic.
I rushed out of work.
You remember I rushed, I said, I got to go.
My wife can't move her legs.
We don't know what's going on.
And I walked up and they said, Uh, you can't visit your wife.
It's only one person per 24 hours.
I said, okay.
I texted my wife and said, listen, they're saying I can't come in here.
Of course that's not true.
But if I'm going to be on the nightly news tonight, I probably can't visit you tomorrow.
So how long do you think that this stay is going to be?
She said, hold on a second.
Turns out my French Canadian mother threatened the doctor and we were allowed to visit.
But I can't imagine when people say, well, I wasn't allowed to visit my wife while she was dying.
You weren't...
They didn't let you visit your loved one when they were dying?
People don't let you?
And you have pastors?
You have leaders of the spiritual flock going along with this?
It's not just about masks and social distancing.
It's about removing our most cherished traditions and celebrations, whether it's Christmas, whether it's Thanksgiving, whether it's praying over dying loved ones.
Visiting family, making merry, and you're willing to give that away so you can tell everyone that you're one of those agape Christians.
Yeah.
You know what I haven't seen them go after either?
We've seen mosques, or not mosques, right?
Yeah, mosques have not closed.
That's the one.
We've seen churches, we've seen synagogues, but no mosques.
And I want to go to Wade's point after this.
The same guy, what's his name again?
Miroslav Volv.
Miroslav, Miroslav, Miroslav Volv.
Tom Clancy villain.
He also, a lot of people, I see them, you know, these people and you have the Rob Bells and the Ray, and there are plenty of churches that do things like, just trying to make sure I don't name names.
They tweet things out, these stupid platitudes right now, you see, because right, obviously a lot of people, and I'm upset.
I think people here are upset about this.
I was upset when I couldn't, they wouldn't allow me to visit my wife.
If I had to get a battering ram, like the townspeople in Beauty and the Beast, one of Bell's dad's contraptions, I was going to be seeing my wife if I thought her life happened to be in danger.
But apparently, the Christian thing to do is, oh, no, okay, can you discharge her?
Oh, you won't do that either?
I get it, pandemic.
Let me zoom you, sweetie.
Last breath.
Really?
Really?
George Washington?
Churchill?
I can't think of anyone who hated Adolf Hitler more than Churchill.
That's just because he was self-loathing Nazi?
of notable churches. I won't name their names, but they know who they are. People who show
the most contempt for others do so because they truly have it for themselves. That's
such a stupid... Really? Really? George Washington?
Churchill? I can't think of anyone who hated Adolf Hitler more than Churchill. That's just because he
was self-loathing Nazi? This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life. This is the
problem without taking into account weighted morality.
Christians get it wrong, too.
Sin is sin.
No, that's not true.
Is it the same sin if you have 50 Jews in your attic?
Do you tell the Nazis, oh, I can't lie, 50 Jews in my attic!
Or do you tell them, no, and you save 50 lives?
This is a whole other theological, philosophical discussion that we can get into, but it's not even taken into account.
The idea that contempt is somehow inherently wrong for a Christian This creates a really, really dangerous precedent for everything else.
By that logic, the monarchy, they were in the right because they didn't really have a problem with the American Revolutionaries.
They were just going to tax you, but we're not going to represent you.
It was the George Washingtons of the world, the Reveres of the world, who said, you know what, we have contempt.
We have contempt for you not allowing us to practice our religion freely.
We have contempt for you taxing us without representation.
We have contempt for a society that does not allow freedom.
It's just because they all secretly hated themselves?
Shut up with your stupid platitudes and go Zoom your dying relatives.
You should be ashamed of yourself, you p-p-p-p-p-p-pussies.
And I know another one, just pray for him.
Pray for him, because that's an angry Christian.
Yeah, you know what?
Kind of like Jesus with the temple or the fig tree.
Let's consider it that.
Not saying I'm Jesus.
I don't mow enough lawns.
This isn't necessarily righteous indignation, but it's close.
I also see these pastors go, this is something I see a lot right now, too.
In these divided times, it's not about a monologue, it's about a dialogue.
Really?
Where's your change my mind, Mr. Reverend Man?
Because all I saw was you deliver a sermon about how conservatives who are refusing anti-constitutional tyranny are simpletons.
Where's your dialogue?
Tired of this shit?
I get it.
I expect it from Joe Biden.
I expect it from Kamala Harris, who essentially used African Americans as slave labor by keeping them beyond their sentences in California prisons.
I'm sad to say that now I'm expecting it from Christians in the church.
And you know what, if you agree with it, people who are watching, whether it's live or archived, if you're as pissed as I am about this, hit like!
Hit like right now and maybe this will get through the YouTube fact-checking algorithm, but oh my god.
This is what passes so often as Christian cultural engagement, right?
So that's the way, but really it's just holding up a mirror to the culture and saying, whatever you guys believe is what I believe, and then repeating it back to them.
That's not how you win people over.
And it also doesn't acknowledge that there's an absolute contradiction between belief and unbelief.
And belief is something that does encourage families to get together.
That's faith.
Faith is actually going and knowing the risks of what you're doing and stepping out anyway, and doing something with some courage.
But there is, as long as people don't acknowledge that antithesis, there will always be people that go into life without faith, without bravery, without courage.
These are wimps.
You can't just come in, and that's a good way to put it.
And by the way, Wimp, I don't mean that you have to have big biceps and go out and crush beer cans on your head.
Audio Wade is someone who you would think is more of an artistic... Audio Wade!
I know his wife and I know his family.
Audio Wade has a backbone.
Audio Wade has a brass pair.
So does Gerald.
So does Cordoba.
So does everyone in this room.
I'm not talking about being physically tough.
I'm talking about telling a nurse to, sorry, I know this isn't your job, you're a patsy for the higher-ups, but you better move or I'm going to throw you out a window because I'm going to see my wife.
Male nurse, mind you.
It's real, but I'm talking about a male nurse.
I would never hit a female nurse.
I'd just tie her up.
Yeah, well this is because you're missing the story in the Bible where there was this famine and this plague that came in and everybody shut all the synagogues and they didn't go worship God like they were supposed to and they all just said whatever the tyrannical leader wants, we'll do.
Absolutely.
Absolutely not.
The Bible is filled with stories of people overcoming whatever obstacles necessary to be able to worship God how they see fit.
People were burned at the stake in Rome.
They were used as lights down the street.
Well, I ain't gotta make a big thing.
Just use a Google Hangout.
Because I don't like you and I could hurt you.
That's why.
That's my justification at this point.
It is absolutely unreal.
I can't say that it's unreal.
I should be more eloquent.
I should be able to articulate myself better.
But when I see this and I see Christians and people who are led astray by this, like you said, it's just, oh, you know what?
We can't establish any culture of our own or make any suggestions as to what a culture should be.
Let's just, like you said, mirror it.
Can you imagine if the missionaries just going down there with the Aztecs as they're throwing down a virgin girl's head down the pyramid?
Oh, that's interesting!
That's sort of similar to the sacrifice of our Messiah.
We sort of think there's a better way, you know, as Christians we're not really into killing kids or raping kids and stuff, but you know what?
This is part of your pagan cult, I guess!
When in Rome!
We'll try it!
Right.
The entire reason that you have a safe society and a good society is because people had the exact opposite strategy as what the left-wing Christians are doing right now.
Well, and so one thing, to be very clear, pastors throughout history have done a horrible job of standing up in some of the darkest hours throughout history, and they have been looked back upon as cowards for not doing it, and not saying, look, you can't tell us that we can't get together.
We're going to be responsible.
We're going to do the things that we need to do, but you can't tell us this is a bridge too far.
We've seen this over and over and over again, and somebody's going to come on and say this is not Nazi Germany in the 1930s.
Yeah.
And it wasn't Nazi Germany in the 1930s when it was Nazi Germany in the 1920s when this stuff started.
I blame the United States and the Treaty of Versailles.
That's only half-joking.
We did kind of screw up.
We did.
It's not a good international policy to browbeat.
Don't make any country wear a dunce cap in the corner in front of all the other countries.
This is true.
Because it doesn't turn out good.
And they tend to come at you with a vengeance.
They do.
I'm not justifying any of it.
I'm just saying, looking back, I think we all think.
Versailles was a nice idea.
Okay, anyway, I'm so disappointed with the state of the church and these pastors and conservatives.
And you know what?
Same thing with conservatives who don't have objections.
There is no reason for people right now—people go, why do you still keep—it's like a broken record deal.
First off, we didn't have this information in Arizona until yesterday.
It's the right thing to do.
You should have this information.
You're not going to get anywhere on Facebook.
You're not going to get it on Twitter.
You're not going to get it on MSNBC, CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, or Fox News.
So guess what?
I feel obligated to do it and provide a couple of dick jokes for some relief every now and then.
And by the way, it's not a broken record when they choose to do the same illegal stuff in several states, and you report it.
A real broken record.
It's like, oh, they weren't creative over here, they did the same thing here, that they did there, that they did there, that they did there.
You just keep saying the same crime over and over, come on.
It's like OJ kills again, and then everyone's like, ah, you're gonna report this now?
Really?
Manson, come on.
Okay, been there, done that.
If the glove doesn't fit, alright, get a new shtick!
That's so 90s.
By the way, let's continue as they're talking right now.
Wait, this isn't CNN, this is The Right Network.
I don't know what you guys did.
Change it back, change it back so I can get angry.
Because CNN was talking about Florida.
So this is something that's really important, again, when you want to know as to whether the media is being honest with you.
Listen, we've talked about this quite a bit, and by the way, all the sources that we've provided today are available at louderwithcrowder.com.
The link is in the description below, or I don't know where you're watching this.
You can just hit so you watch it natively on YouTube.
So we actually provide all these sources for you.
We've talked about different states now.
Obviously, blue states have not done as well as red states, both economically, obviously.
There's no debate about that.
But the thing that the left doesn't really want to talk about is blue states with these severe lockdowns have done far worse as far as mortality rates, particularly states like New York.
I mean, at Johns Hopkins, they had to remove a paper because it said that the death rates weren't really all that dramatically increased for COVID in 2020 versus 2018.
And here's the thing.
If you look from 2019 to 2020, it did increase overall.
But you can attribute it to four states.
I won't tell you which.
You do your own research.
Four states.
Something about nursing homes and crips.
I don't know.
But Illinois COVID deaths right now, they are spiking.
So I want you to see, you can see this chart under the Democrat governor.
Look at that chart.
That's a hockey stick chart.
Governor JP Pritzker.
That's just a layup.
That's no good.
Yeah, don't do that one.
Now let's contrast that because you are seeing deaths go up.
Now we've talked, it's not just about case, deaths are the metric that matter because, well I was going to say there's no way to cheat them, there are ways to cheat death through votes or You're just listing a death as COVID, even if it was a shotgun blast to the head or a guy who drove off an overpass drunk on a motorcycle.
We get it.
There might have been some antibodies in the system.
That's one for you, SARS-2.
You are a novel virus.
You novel son of a bitch.
You saucy novel microbe.
But let's contrast this right now.
Deaths going up.
If you're in Illinois, you should know about that if the press is not the enemy of the people.
If their goal is to keep people safe, obviously it's not to inform people.
Let's assume there's still a job of the press to at least keep people physically safe.
You know, some, like, they can't be entirely replaced by an Amber Alert on my phone.
Let's contrast the spike in death they've never talked about here on CNN in Illinois with their current coverage of Florida.
What you've seen from DeSantis, the governor of Florida, is essentially a lot like Trump, just sort of ignore the problem, we can handle it, not a big deal, no statewide rules, no statewide orders, and then you start to see the numbers.
Is that true, thinning Elvira?
She went vegan.
Yeah, she went vegan.
Deaths have steadily been going down in Florida since summer.
And yeah, Florida has been far more open.
Then Illinois.
Illinois has had stricter lockdown measures, and Illinois is seeing a spike in deaths.
You look, that's the deaths, down in Florida, up in Illinois.
Why are you still talking?
They're talking about Florida not doing enough to lock people down.
What they're not covering is that something they're doing in Florida is working to lower deaths, week over week.
What they're doing is they're praising Illinois for removal of rights because that's sort of their shtick.
Get a new bag, CNN.
They're praising them for the lockdowns, but they ignore the crazy spike in deaths.
Yeah, and their economy is doing better.
Florida is.
Not enough jewelry stores on Michigan Mile.
Not enough jewelry stores on Michigan Mile.
No, not at all.
And this was from the summer.
Oh, I thought he was done.
I'm sorry.
I was just going to say, yeah, Illinois is treating COVID as if it's the only factor
that is worth weighing.
And Florida is treating it as one among many factors.
And the people who are treating it as one among many factors are doing better with that factor.
Because they're weighing all of these factors.
And by the way, if you weigh Brian Stelter, do it in a truck at a weighing station.
That clip we just ran was from the summertime when they were preaching the gloom and doom of what Florida was doing.
How dare they open up as a state right now?
And they haven't gone back and covered it and gone, oh, well, hey, we were wrong.
They haven't gone back at all to Florida to say, well, these numbers actually don't look all that bad.
They haven't gone back and said we were wrong to put young COVID patients in with old nursing home residents.
No accountability.
None.
Whatsoever.
They get it wrong, no one calls them on it.
That's why we'll keep doing what we're doing.
And you know what?
If people don't like some of these, if they think that it's repetitive that we're covering Arizona today, that we're covering the voter fraud, we'll stop covering it when it stops happening or when it's acknowledged.
Just like we'll stop covering the actual facts surrounding COVID either when we're banned or when they stop lying about the facts.
And I will say this, it's not a mistake.
These are lies.
No, yeah, absolutely.
And one of the crazy things is that they come out and say, I can't believe that people think the election was stolen.
I can't believe they don't trust us anymore.
When they do things like this, they come back and are genuinely shocked that people don't trust their bullcrap anymore.
Yeah, the problem is there are still a lot of people who do.
Yes.
What's that pastor's name?
Miroslav Volf.
Yeah, he buys that shit.
This is more press than he's gotten ever.
This is true, yeah.
And more mispronunciations than he's gotten ever.
It's just in general, any pastors and preachers who run in those circles, guys, you gotta re-evaluate your leaders.
I get that it sounds nice, No.
you don't have the right to tell someone else to shut down their business and that they can't
visit their loved ones. I don't care if you think that's agape love Christianity and you
ignore half of the Bible. It still, it doesn't apply biblically, it doesn't apply theologically,
and it doesn't apply constitutionally here in the United States of America. That's what bothers me
because people on CNN, those hell-bound heathens, of course we expect them to get it wrong and not
take into account a higher accountability, a higher power, a higher virtue, other than having
an asshole haircut like Sanjay Gupta. Trim the rat tail for crying out loud.
We get it.
You're not going to a barber.
Social distance.
Good.
Of course we expect that from CNN.
We expect them to not understand the value-based judgment from the Christian side, the higher power, the spiritual side of this.
But the problem is, I guess, I never expected those who are supposed to be spiritual academics to not take into account the constitutionality, the historicity.
Is that the proper word?
Historicity.
There you go.
You need to have all of these portions of the equation.
And I guess I thought that the leaders of the Christian movement would... I expect this from CNN.
Yeah.
I expected better.
Not from there, right?
And if you care about your flock, what about the increased suicide rate because people are depressed?
What about the increased alcoholism rate?
What about mental health issues that people that are under 20 are now suffering in record numbers because of these lockdowns?
Those people, I think, are part of your flock.
I think those are the people that you said their lives matter.
Show me when someone comes in a mass shooting with an illegally purchased firearm and then we'll start talking about mental health.
Of course.
Another little tidbit, Miroslav Volf made a name for himself by saying that Christians and Muslims worship the same God and we're all on the same side.
Oh good!
Let's pull a Martin Luther and nail the Charlie Hebdo cover to his congregation.
Right now.
It's a joke.
It's a joke.
It's a joke, don't do it.
I know you people take that as a death threat, but that's not because I threatened anyone.
It's because you know Muslims kill people over that shit.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
Hey, you know what?
You can nail as many pictures of Jesus as you want.
White Jesus, Mediterranean Jesus, Black Hebrew Israelite Jesus.
I don't care.
No one's gonna die, because I understand your rights.
We're going to go play Bad Movie Lines and talk about Illinois a little bit more.
Right now, YouTube, I've had my fill with you.
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