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Sept. 16, 2020 - Louder with Crowder
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#CrowderTrumpStream! Trump's ABC Town Hall LIVE | Louder With Crowder
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But I'm always in, always in...
I THINK YOU'VE GOTTA CONFESS- You're fake news.
You are fake news.
While Trump was making America great, where were you when you tried to assassinate me and you?
You are fake news.
Trump is getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you.
These four years were just a sleep preview.
Can I get your attention for some breaking news?
The polls are already tightening.
You're in detention for some breaking news The polls are already tightening, prepare to lose
Your nurse at home called me down to guide you blue Think you can take four more years of this abuse
Cause Trump is getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you
Yeah, Trump is getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you
Revised unemployment rates, it's real, the market's healed You're crushed, you must confess
Cause Trump is getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you
Now it's time for confession, my friends Your fake news
Oh Are you ready to lose again when Biden poops?
You can try to resist, but you will lose.
My terms are sort of like Twix.
My friends, they call me too.
Cause Trump is getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you.
Yeah, I keep getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you.
Yeah, Trump keep getting the best, the best, the best.
I can't mistake you for someone who's just a little bit more than you.
No!
You're a stranger and more than what I know.
I'm a mess, a beauty, just a fool.
You thought that I was dead!
I'm still here!
It's Kurt Cobain.
We're really happy to be with you.
My half-Asian lawyer, Bill Richmond, is here.
Asian Smith?
Asian Smith, yes.
I hate the puns.
Gerald A. is not here.
We are going to be doing the live Trump Town Hall stream.
I shouldn't say going, gonna be doing.
I should be a professional broadcaster.
We'll be broadcasting the Trump Town Hall live stream tonight.
And it's 90s themed, so you send in your costumes.
The promo code is CrowderTrumpStream.
You use it as a hashtag, use it as a promo code at ladderwithcrowder.com and you get $20 off until midnight tomorrow.
We're also going to be doing the stream on Thursday with Biden.
Which I'm not thrilled about.
Gerald A. is running late.
He should be here in a little bit.
We have Quarter Black Garrett is here.
Hey, what's up?
Hey, I'm Chris Prince.
Oh, I thought you were Chucky.
I thought you were a little biracial Chucky.
Makes sense.
Like the Black Barbie.
And then we have Columbine with Audio Wade.
I'm Neo.
Very nice.
Columbine it is.
The Matrix movies.
It's a famous franchise.
My question to you guys is, how do you expect this town hall to go?
We have drinking game rules, of course.
Let's get these up.
Anytime that one of these things, you hear fake news, China virus, when Trump goes off script, when Trump drops a thug life moment, or you notice here we have a, not a Bristol board, is it a white board?
That's a dry erase board.
In French we call it a pancarte.
In French, it's a different word?
That's so weird.
It's a different word.
That's wacky.
That's so strange.
We also changed the word for United States.
So that's a whiteboard.
We're going to put it.
In French it's a different word?
That's so weird.
We also changed the word for United States.
Oh really?
It does your knee.
Well, it's the same thing they say at the Folsom Street Fair.
It's the way they say United States, but in French.
Like we do with Spain.
It's Hispania.
And we go, ah, screw that, you're Spain.
I'm pretty sure the French refer to America as great savior of our lives.
Well, they would if they didn't bend over for the queen.
So, king, queen, same thing.
We're going to have, every time there's a leading question, any time there's an unfair question, we're going to have it right there, a little line, and a ding.
Let's hear that ding.
Anytime you hear that, you guys take a drink along with us and we'll be taking your best costumes later on.
Let me ask you this first off, right off the bat.
What do you guys expect to see tonight?
Oh, I should tell you this.
I should tell you this.
I almost fired somebody today, wrongfully, because I was at home preparing.
First rule about Fight Club posters is never talk about Fight Club posters.
I was preparing, I was at home, and you guys were here, and I was watching the town hall on CNN.
And so I called Tokunawan, and I go, hey, we missed the town hall, you got the time wrong.
He goes, no, the time isn't wrong, the town hall didn't happen yet.
I said, I'm I'm watching the town hall!
And what it turns out is they had given an exclusive to CNN.
They pre-taped the town hall.
Right.
And gave it to CNN.
Which, that tells you a couple things.
First off, why would they pre-tape a town hall?
It's because they know they have to pre-tape it with Biden.
Again, I guarantee you Donald Trump is asking for a live town hall.
And Biden is the one begging for a pre-tape.
And it also tells you how Corrupt bedfellows.
Why is ABC sending an exclusive to one of their competitors?
Only to try and derail.
Only to try and derail a presidency here.
And I do think I know what we'll be talking about.
Do we have Reg?
We have Reg the Bandit on the line?
He'll be helping us with research tonight.
We will be fact-checking.
Hi Reg, how are you?
Hey, doing great.
I guess you can see me, but I can't see you.
Well, we don't care.
I appreciate your, as the French Canadians say, your enthusiasm.
I was watching it and I was describing to Tokunawa, it's like it's not happening. I go look, look,
I'm watching it right now. Stephanopoulos is in his stupid little suit looking like a marionette.
He pulled out his reading glasses. There's a blue background. He's to my right, Trump's left,
and then there's this black girl in a mask asking about COVID in an empty hall. I'm watching the
town hall. I mean, look, we were in a meeting and you see Gibbons' eyes, just Tokunawa's eyes,
literally got like a quarter inch wide.
It was amazing.
I mean, they just opened up just the barest sliver and I thought, ooh, something bad is happening.
He walked from the room and... Can you ever remember a pre-taped town hall or debate in our lifetime?
No.
I'm not saying it hasn't happened, but I certainly can't remember it.
And why with COVID, that's not a reason to have to pre-tape.
It doesn't decrease the number of people, though.
Well, this is what I think is going to be most interesting.
So we know they were willing to kind of hit below the belt by taking specialty clips out, giving it to their buddies over at CNN.
No Trump supporters, right?
No.
Bologna.
So they're finding the worst thing that they can find.
Is he doing bologna?
Are you going back to, like, 90s terms?
Bologna!
He's like, hush to the hand!
I appreciate it.
And I think, I have to imagine that if they're pulling special clips, this has got to be one of the worst things.
That terrible question, unfairly, etc.
The question was about him playing down COVID.
Right.
And so I know that one coming up.
Sorry, I have a cheat sheet.
Not as much of a cheat sheet as CNN had from ABC, but you know what?
Call me Donna Brazile.
I have the cheat sheet.
I watched the question, and she was asking about him playing it down, and Donald Trump said, well, really, actually, we played it up as far as our actions, not words, and they were going nuts.
Aaron Burnett says, of course that's not true, and I will get into exactly why that is entirely true, as far as actions.
Who would have thought that a commander-in-chief didn't deliberately send the public into mass hysteria?
What a prick!
Man, you know.
It's messed up.
It's like if you have a dad.
When I used to mildly scrape my knee, my dad would be like, ah, okay, you're fine.
That way when it was something really, really, really, really serious, you know, like I had a compound fracture, it's sticking out of my elbow like Dante's Peak, he'd be like, okay, let's take you to the emergency room.
Well, hey, at least he didn't go down to Chinatown in San Francisco like Pelosi and start inviting everyone down there for dim sum and barbecue duck.
Yeah, get some noodles.
I would never go to Chinatown.
I can only assume that Chinatown is pulling a Cartier and trying to store their food in giant barrels with salt because I have yet to see a refrigerator.
Well, you know, the ancient ways are the best ways.
Have you ever seen a more perfect contrast when people talk about Eastern medicine and big pharma and the West?
The virus was created in the East and now we're 100% relying on the West to come up with a vaccine.
No one's boiling castanga root in green tea to try and get rid of COVID.
It's herbal!
Which is very interesting too.
Tonight we'll be talking about this.
They're politicizing the COVID vaccine.
Why is there some arbitrary cutoff of November 4th where they wouldn't trust, they wouldn't trust, I was about to say town hall because it was on the screen, they wouldn't trust the vaccine until after election.
Well, you know what, I think, I don't know if we have that clip, but Bill Gates and many on the left said, hey, you know what, we shouldn't reopen the economy until we have a vaccine.
And now they're saying, we shouldn't trust any vaccine until after election.
Well, isn't that a wonderful little pseudo checkmate?
Well, wasn't it just a couple of months ago that we, that, you know, it now feels like lifetimes ago where it was, all we have to do is flatten the curve.
Flatten the curve.
We'll be fine.
And remember what the curve was, right?
It's not this curve that we've got right now.
It was this curve is the one we were trying to flatten.
Unquestionably, we achieved by every measure of success that was foisted upon this pandemic back in March.
Joe Biden said, I'll get that curve flatter than Cutie's.
What?
Who stopped?
He's a pedophile.
All right, let's see what happens here on ABC with the Town Hall.
Uh, starting up.
Get ready for your drinking game.
With concerns over COVID, racial justice, and the economy dividing the nation.
I'm just gonna start drinking.
I'm pretty confident we're gonna get by.
I was gonna say, with COVID, with social justice.
Do you mean riots?
Do you mean 700 million dollars in damage?
That's the primary concern.
It's not so much the social justice we have a problem with as someone kicking in our door like the Kool-Aid guy and messing our shit up.
There's social justice in the streets.
Yeah!
I'm so scared!
I told you, Tocanawan, this is what I was watching.
Blue background, his feet don't even touch the ground, he looks like a marionette.
It's like the speed round in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.
Okay, let's listen.
All have written their own questions, and the first one comes from Paul Tubiana.
It's like the speed round in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.
Do do do do do do do.
Okay, let's listen.
Let's see if they said it was Biden.
All have written their own question.
Hi, to Bianna.
Mr. President, I voted for you in 2016.
I'm conservative, pro-life, and diabetic.
I've had to dodge people who don't care about social distancing and wearing face masks.
I thought you were doing a good job with the pandemic response until about May 1st.
Then you took your foot off the gas pedal.
Why did you throw vulnerable people like me under the bus?
I have to orchestrate this like a maestro.
By the way, you know who threw you guys under the bus?
Actually, the most vulnerable are not young people, but the old people who were put into old folks homes, where young sick people were thrown into there.
Like Michigan, New York, New Jersey.
Let's hear his answer.
Thank you, Bob.
Later.
Originally I'm from New York.
I've lived in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania for 18 and a half years.
We have great companies and they're very very close.
Thank you, Bob.
It's been very, it's a terrible thing, but if you look at, as an example, are you from
New York?
Are you from, where are you from?
Originally I'm from New York, I've lived in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania for 18 and a half
years.
It's the longest place I've ever lived.
I don't give a shit!
Where did you get a high school?
It's not the dating game!
New York, we took the convention center, converted it to 2,800 rooms.
We brought in the ships.
I wish they would have used it because frankly they would have saved a lot of people had they used it.
But we really are, we're starting to get very good marks if you look at what we've done compared to other countries with the excess mortality, the excess mortality rate.
I would think about it!
Only I can't because I might die a big age!
Mr. President, I'm in a coma right now.
to be at 84 million tests 84 million think of that and and next would be
India with about 50 million less I would think about it only I can't because I might die a big age
I think something that's really surprising is I'm in a coma right now
it came out literally today that's just showing you numbers of
abroad receipts I do like how he has research in his pocket
He's like, hold on, let me pull this out here.
The numbers are here.
I got numbers.
Joe Biden's just going to take out his Cialis snapbacks.
What?
Oh!
And a pamphlet for cuties.
This came out, and this is a very accurate test, and people will be able to have this, and they'll be able to test or go, ideally go through a doctor, but it's very simple and very accurate.
And we supplied governors, including this state, with equipment like nobody's ever gotten.
We were short on ventilators.
That's absolutely true.
We can also bring this up.
Barack Obama, they depleted the stockpile of N95 masks of all of us essential gear that we needed.
No one talks about that.
They want to blame it, of course, on President Trump.
What does this even mean?
Why did you take your foot off the gas?
Also, Can you get off the phone?
Have you heard of the concept of other people, meaning me, needing to use the phone?
Is anyone else wondering if we've ever heard Joe Biden talk this long in coherent sentences?
Oh, I guarantee you, certainly not in the last two decades.
Nerve.
I can't believe he keeps caring about the economy.
Yeah.
and now some are in a shutdown and some aren't.
We'd like to see it open up and open up as soon as possible.
But we're very proud of the job we've done, and we've saved a lot of lives, a tremendous number of
lives.
I can't believe he keeps caring about the economy.
What a livelihood.
Oh, let's see.
Let's see Stephanopoulos here.
It shows the United States is right here.
This is number of deaths per million residents.
Here's Western Europe here, Canada way down there.
We're not at the top of the list.
The excess mortality rate is among the best in the whole world.
I mean, I can show you there's a chart that just came out a little while ago.
That is absolutely true.
We have done better as far as mortality, if you look at the actual death rates.
And again, by the way, hit the ding, that was a leading question from George Stephanopoulos, which, let's be honest here, I realize I'm too close to the forest to see the trees.
Many of you may not remember this, but Stephanopoulos was, in case you thought for a moment that it was an unbiased town hall, he was the White House Communications Director for Clinton, and then he had to apologize again after covering up $75,000 to the Clinton Foundation, which really only raised any flags because it didn't come from the Middle East.
People are like, where is this huge donation coming from?
Who is this?
This guy's not the Iron Sheik!
Well, he ran the Clinton campaign.
There's an old documentary, The War Room, that they made.
I'll take the post.
What was that?
The War Room documentary.
George Stephanopoulos and James Carville ran the Clinton campaign.
This is true!
Oh gosh, that's disgusting.
Let me see what else they have on Stephanopoulos.
Of course, yep, White House Communications Director.
Oh, he cried when Bill Clinton was on the Lewinsky trial, by the way.
He sobbed like a little bitch.
His donations to the Clinton Foundation.
Yeah, that's 75,000.
He attended dinners with Epstein, but you know, almost everybody did.
And then his wife said he would watch pornography with her teenage daughters.
So I don't know what that's about, but we do have a source here.
It's pretty disgusting.
That's not good.
Although some people say don't wear masks.
Also, he's this high.
He is not allowed to ride the Tilt-A-Whirl.
And I have my own views on that.
What did you get wrong?
You say a lot of people got things wrong.
I mean, you mentioned China at the top right there.
All through January and February, you were downplaying, by your own admission, the severity of the crisis, that you didn't want to panic people.
Let me just finish the question first.
Not downplaying.
I don't want to drive our nation into a panic.
I'm a cheerleader for this nation.
I'm the one that closed up our country.
I closed it up long before any of the experts thought I should.
And saved hundreds of thousands of lives.
But when I closed it, I put a ban on our country.
And the ban was a very important ban because China was heavily infected.
And nobody, by the way, I read where other people said do it.
No people that I saw said do it.
And I know they said security advisors and others.
I put a ban on when it wasn't at all popular.
Joe Biden said I was xenophobic because I put the ban on.
Yep.
And I thought that was a very unfair.
And by the way, he's totally taken that back.
Absolutely correct.
Joe Biden does not want you to know that he referred to Donald Trump as xenophobic for that ban.
You were saying he was transparent, you were saying he was strong, you were saying he was doing a good job.
Did you get that wrong?
Did you misjudge President Xi?
I don't think I did.
We just finished a trade deal.
We just had the largest order of corn in the history of our country, last week.
The largest order of soybeans, largest order of beef.
Largest order of soybeans?
You like that, Stephanopoulos?
Stephanopoulos?
Gerald B. is here until Gerald A. gets back.
Nice.
Didn't go 90s themed.
Much superior.
Because it wasn't under control.
It went all over the world.
180 countries.
No, Gerald B. bought that shirt in the 90s.
I didn't say anything bad about President Xi initially because nobody knew much about the disease.
Nobody knew the seniors are susceptible.
They thought people would be susceptible.
But not just, you know, the seniors are really a very, very endangered group of people, especially You're just gonna see a bunch of people in a Depends ad at the exhibit at the Fort Worth Zoo.
Thank you.
Oh, new question.
Oh.
Yes, I did.
The wearing of masks has proven to lessen the spread of COVID.
Really?
Yes.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Constitution much, you old crazy bitch?
Why don't you just have a mandate to force people to wear a mask?
Do you know why that's a problem?
To force people to wear an item of clothing?
Which, by the way, when you're talking about the experts, only two weeks beforehand were advocating that people not wear.
They were saying, please don't use masks.
And they weren't saying because it will deplete our stockpiles for our first responders.
They were saying, don't wear them because it could actually exacerbate COVID.
You'll be aspirating it.
We said, that's actually not true.
You just can't touch the mask.
You need to wear them appropriately.
Our friends at Origin Maine created some masks.
We were advocating masks if you thought you had the sniffles early on, while the CDC was saying that you shouldn't.
Do you know how I know?
Because we got fact checked by YouTube for being fake news when we were saying a mask is a good idea to prevent spreading it to other people.
At this point in time on YouTube, underneath the video, it fact-checked us in saying that masks could exacerbate it.
And by the way, at this time, when I told people how they could make homemade masks, you know where I got the info?
You know where I got the info?
The CDC!
It was use a double-layered t-shirt or a double-layered antimicrobial pillowcase.
And then they went out and said, well, now we need masks.
And then you're gonna mandate it?
You're gonna force people to wear masks?
And by the way, whatever happened to the not touching your face?
Has anyone seen a single person in public wearing a mask and that?
Touching their face like an old KFC finger-lickin' good commercial for crying out loud?
It's what everyone is doing out there.
They're like, ah, this frickin' mask, and they're making it worse.
Did you see Pennsylvania guy pulled it down, right?
And I mean, literally, you'll hear folks out there who are like, if you pull your mask down, you literally just shot grandma in the face.
Right.
Corona.
And then the other ladies up there.
This is the one they ran over their face.
This is the one they ran earlier.
Well, I didn't downplay it.
I actually, in many ways, I upplayed it in terms of action.
and minority communities.
Watch.
Everyone, watch.
I want you to mark this.
This is going to be the clip tomorrow.
You're going to take it out of context and say, Donald Trump just reversed his own language and said that he was lying, but he said he downplayed it in the Woodward interview, and then he said he upplayed it.
He literally made sure that he said I actually upplay it as far as action.
And he went on to specify, that will be the clip that is taken.
If you see someone running that clip without that context, you know that they're about as much of a liar as Stephanopoulos in claiming to be a journalist, despite the fact that he was a White House Communications Director with Clinton and gave $75,000 to their foundation.
Once it got going, they said, wait a minute, that is really a heavily infected place.
And we had a case where we had a lot of Americans.
They were probably, they probably had COVID.
And we're saying, do we let them into our country?
We let them in very carefully.
We quarantined them, but we let them in.
But yeah, they say that we allowed certain people, and it's true, but they were American citizens.
I want to move on to some other subjects, but you know, we're still arguing.
I'm not liking the answers here, so I'd like to say something else.
I'd like to move on.
Now when you see that, when you think about that, does that give you any pause?
Does it make you think, is there anything I could have done differently?
Anything?
I think we could have had two million deaths.
Bring in and hit the ding!
Hit the ding!
Another leading question.
Is there anything that you actually, do you really know that you've done a bad job?
Look at all these, look at how he framed that question.
Yeah.
X amount of people dead without context.
And then do you honestly not think that there's anything you could have done better?
Right there he's actually, of course, assaulting Donald Trump's competency and character.
This is important because we're going to be doing this on Thursday.
It's important to contrast.
Like we've talked about, you don't have a society by just having laws.
It's are the laws applied equally, right?
Is the standard of journalism going to be applied equally to both?
I can guarantee you no.
No.
There's no way.
There's no way that's going to happen.
And let's go through what more he could have done.
I want to make sure I have this timeline correct, because everyone right now is just, is urinating their panties over the Woodward interview.
Alright, January 31st, he declared it a public health emergency.
Okay, February 24th, that's when Pelosi said, let's go down to Chinatown.
I don't know if we have that clip.
Tell me, let me know when you do have that clip.
Then we had February 29th, the Trump administration.
We do have the clip?
Yep.
Here's Nancy Pelosi on February 24th, after Donald Trump declared it a national emergency.
Everything is fine here.
But she's not wearing a mask!
What gives?
What precautions?
She's not wearing a mask!
February 29th, the Trump administration announced a level 4 travel advisory ban to the areas of Italy, South Korea.
They barred all travel to Iran.
Then they had March 2nd, de Blasio encouraged New Yorkers to go to movie theaters.
March 4th, the Trump administration announced the purchase of approximately 500 million N95 respirators.
March 6th, March 11th.
March 14th.
By the way, this is what's really important.
March 13th, sorry.
Michigan.
billion dollar bill to prevent the coronavirus outbreak.
March 11th, travel restrictions on foreigners who had visited Europe in the last 14 days.
13th, national emergency order to access $42 billion in existing funds to combat the coronavirus.
March 14th, by the way, this is what's really important, March 13th, sorry, Michigan, this
is when they decided to start sending in young, sick people into old folks' homes because
they wanted to show everyone that they could flatten the curve.
Governor Whitmer, what's the number?
How many people are dead in Michigan from nursing home deaths?
These people don't want to release the numbers.
We know it's 68% in Pennsylvania.
We know it's over 80% in Canada.
We estimated it wrong.
We said a long time ago that it was over 45% of all COVID deaths were coming from nursing homes.
Well, actually, it's likely much higher, because in Pennsylvania, 68 over 80% in Canada, and they didn't have nearly, nearly as dangerous policy as you saw in Michigan, where they were sending young people, not just old people, back into old folks' homes.
Young people who were sick into old folks' homes.
That guy beat someone to death.
We showed you the video.
We had no idea why that person was in an old folks' home.
We're going, why is this young Crip member beating the hell out of Grandpa in an old folks' home?
Oh, because he had COVID.
So they sent him out on early release.
That last part isn't true.
Does that make sense?
Then we have March 13th, FDA, okay.
March 14th, the Trump administration announced a European travel ban that extended to the UK.
March 18th, closure of the United States-Canadian border.
Also, they plan to invoke the Fence Production Act.
Then all foreclosures and evictions were suspended for a period of time.
March 19th is when the interview happened with Woodward.
Now, there are plenty of things that happened after March 19th, but this idea that Donald Trump didn't do anything... Keep in mind, that's when the interview was.
March 19th.
Those are the actions, and they were happening simultaneously while Nancy Pelosi was in Chinatown, and New Yorkers were being encouraged to go to theaters.
So, yeah.
Actions, if you look at the actions of Donald Trump, he played it up.
In words, he was playing down the panic.
Whereas leftists were playing it up in words, but in their actions were actually actively engaging in what they now would claim promotes the spread of the virus.
I mean, when did we as a nation decide that all of a sudden we were more interested in lip service to a thing that requires decisive action than actually doing the action part?
I mean, all of the different action that was proposed or actually enacted, any proposal, no, no, no, no, no, Trump's trying to kill you.
Any action actually taken, look, he's actually killing you.
And now, two, three, six months later, they're going, oh man, if we had only done those things a little earlier.
Oh boy, I told people to go down to Chinatown and that they shouldn't use a mask.
Boy, if the media weren't carrying my water, there'd be some egg on my face.
Thank the Lord for Stephanopoulos, Anderson Cooper, Don Lemon, and the rest of the gays at CNN.
Are they done?
That's it?
They're going to a break.
They're going to a break.
Preamble.
We the people.
Well, that's nice.
Oh, they probably should read it.
Keep going.
Hey ma'am, can you read the preamble?
No, I would like to know why you don't just force everyone to wear an item of clothing.
It would also be really nice if, along with the mask, like a patch?
Maybe like a patch.
Like a star maybe?
Maybe like a tattoo.
Maybe like a barcode that we could have.
Like a patch!
But it's not a scary patch.
Maybe it could be like a sunshine.
Or a smiley face.
Or a star!
We could have a star patch!
Give a star patch and a mask!
We could do that, and then of course, the people who don't wear the masks, right, we would force, we would forcibly quarantine them.
We would forcibly quarantine the people who vote for Donald Trump.
Like a camp.
Right.
Like a camp.
It would be like summer camp.
It would be like summer camp with a mask and a patch that looks like a star.
Are you fascist?
Are you a fascist pig?
Why don't you make people wear masks and patch it?
They want to mandate everything that they like and then ban everything that they don't like.
It's their only solution.
They only have legal solutions.
Can we just admit though, can we just admit that the left does not care about any kind of constitutional parameters of government?
They're talking about when they praise New York and they're condemning Donald Trump, you're talking about a mayor who tried to ban big gulps.
So don't act like you care about a woman's right to choose.
You don't even believe she can choose her soft drink.
And it's diet!
Do you know how many calories, by the way?
Do you know how many calories are in a small 7-Eleven diet soda?
Zero.
Now, I don't know if any of you are math buffs, but if you increase that to an extra large Big Gulp, do you have any idea how many calories are in an extra large Big Gulp diet soda?
Well, I don't know, Kirk.
I'm not a math Asian, but I'm going to go with zero.
You are correct.
See, it's always getting dormant somewhere.
Oh my gosh!
No, we thought you were coming!
Oh, Dennis Rodman!
You hit the mic.
Are you just so happy?
I'm just so happy.
I mean, look, I'm really sorry, man.
Somebody slashed my tires.
Who would have done that?
These were left at the scene.
That's a hate crime.
That is not a hate crime.
That's a love crime.
That's a hate crime because you're hurting him ironically with the tools of his own people.
Look, it's just coincidence that my initials are on those.
You initial your own chopsticks, really?
Hell yeah.
Yeah, you get some custom-made.
He's a lawyer with his own firm.
Now, have you been able to watch it all?
No, I've been drinking wine.
Okay, so well, good.
Let's bring up the drinking game rules again.
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Let's go to the Muppet.
We gotta get Gerald down here so we can see his full outfit.
Okay, alright.
Gerald, get down here.
But I want to hear this question.
Hello, Mr. President.
Martin Luther King Jr.
once famously wrote, Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
In the light of the ongoing protests surrounding the deaths of George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, and the recent shooting of Jacob Blake, Do you feel racial injustices are occurring in this nation?
And if so, what can be done to address them?
Put it up on the board, because again, that didn't include any context, right?
In the last debates where Hillary Clinton was talking about sexist culture, you'd think they would bring up the victims of sexual assault like Jacob Blake's multiple time rape victim, right?
Who the cops were there protecting.
No context.
It's a leading question.
What happened?
They said we have some Trump supporters and some non-Trump supporters.
The only Trump supporter was someone who said, I supported Donald Trump until he didn't care about my diabetes.
But you know the most specific critique there was, you took your foot off the gas.
Yes, I'm sorry I didn't want to drive the country's economy off a cliff.
Yeah, it is unreal to me that these are all the questions.
Let's hear his answer here really quick.
I think Courtney's trying to get the better of me.
She really is.
Rudy Giuliani did a fantastic job.
The city was safe, and then all of a sudden we have a mayor, he starts cutting the police force, and crime is up 100%, 150%.
I saw one form of crime up 300%.
So I think it's very important, whether you talk Seattle, where they have very good police, but they're not allowed to do their job.
You have to allow the police to do their job.
I agree with you, those events are terrible, but we have to allow Not all of them.
Well, by the way, let's have Fred bring this up.
There was a recent poll that showed, actually, among non-Republican voters, blacks were the ones who were more likely to actually think that we need more of a police presence than white Democrat voters.
Wow.
Because the blacks are the moderate in the DNC today.
Listen, I, I, of course, am a Democrat.
I can't vote for Republican because I find myself aligning with their values.
What about abortion after birth and defund the police?
The fuck?
Wait a second.
What are you talking about?
I had no idea that was on the plan.
Oh, you're talking about like that old, like, Nancy Pelosi's Chinatown bitch going like, ah, come on down to Chinatown.
That bitch crazy as hell.
I just mean, you know, I'm a Democrat because it's like my dad was.
Threw the glass right in their face and just has destroyed.
I mean, I hear they're going to make it, but they're going to have a hard time ever being the same.
Mr. President, you're right.
It's just a terrible thing.
That was monstrous.
There's no question about that.
But a lot of people look at the statistics.
But that's a lack of respect.
When somebody can do that, that's a lack of respect.
There's no retribution.
I feel there's no retribution.
This guy walks up to a police car and he starts shooting point blank range at two innocent people.
You can't let that happen.
You have to be very tough on crime when it comes to things.
Tough on crime, but also obey the rules and regulations for policing.
And you talk about police choking.
You talk about bad apples.
But a lot of people look at the statistics.
Black Americans more than three times more likely than white Americans to be killed by police.
No!
Wrong!
Not true!
Reds, let's bring up that stat!
Wrong!
Wrong!
Was it 18, uh, it was 18 white people killed by police officers last year?
Nine unarmed black men.
Again, you have to take into account police interactions, police interactions, someone
being pulled over, someone committing a crime.
How often do police interact with black people and white people?
And actually white people are more likely to be shot.
You can't just take a percentage of a population if, unfortunately, because of the failing
current welfare state that they now want to continue growing.
If you look at Joe Biden, there's nothing different from Lyndon Johnson, modern cities
program, model cities program.
There's nothing different.
There's nothing new under the sun.
The left wants to throw more money at it, and that, of course, is systematically pulled at the thread of the African-American family.
So, you have young black men who are 30 times more likely to commit homicide.
They're exponentially more likely to commit violent crime because they often don't have dads, and they live in communities that, like we see with all these riots, are run by Democrats.
You want to know why more crime occurs in the black community?
Do you want to know?
It's not because of melanin, as Nick Cannon would say.
Look at why there's more crime occurring in all major leftist cities right now.
Because they don't do anything.
Because people are sitting ducks.
When you make crime easier, more accessible, and less punishable, more people engage in crime because the juice is worth the squeeze.
Right now, you can see why there is more crime in urban inner cities, which have been democratically run for decades.
It's because people think they can get away with it.
Right.
And if you phrase it as, you are just basically protesting against the man, it's okay because the police are all out to get you, it's okay because you're systematically oppressed, it's okay because this is our only form of expression that will get their attention, of course people are going to do terrible things to innocent police officers sitting in their vehicle.
You know how you stop that?
You don't say, but.
There is no but to the end of that sentence that he was saying.
I know, I know they say that, and that was a terrible thing.
No, there's no but.
I've still been asking, show me one video, one video of an unarmed black man going, hey, listen, I'm sorry officer, complying and getting shot in a public lynching.
As a matter of fact, show me one video, because we have Jacob Blake, we have Deontay something K, we have Prude, you can go back to Michael Brown, you can go to Trayvon, you can go through all of them.
George Floyd was bad training, but again, it still wasn't an actual lynching.
Find me one comparable video of cops Acting like that thug did in shooting Los Angeles deputies.
Find me one on the flip side that's even remotely comparable to completely innocent people being shot by a white police officer for sitting in a car while black.
What? What? If you talk about make America great, if you look at just prior to and I'm talking about for the black
community, you look just prior to this horrible situation coming in from China, when the virus came in, that was the
probably the highest China virus for the community home ownership.
Uh...
Lower crime, the best jobs they've ever had, highest income, the best employment numbers they've ever had.
If you go back and you want to look over many years, you could just go back six or seven months from now.
That was the best single moment in the history of The African-American people in this country, I think, you know, I would say.
Well, I mean, your statement is, though, make it great again.
So, historically, the African-American experience, especially in these ghettos that have been out of red line, historically, these ghettos have systemically been set up, treated the way that they have been, the conditions of the drugs, the guns, and everything else that actually created the symptoms for what we see.
Wait a minute, what?
Drugs and guns?
You're blaming that on the president?
By the way, you're talking about a party who doesn't believe in a... They want a needle exchange.
They want taxpayer-funded needle exchanges in these communities.
You just shoehorn all that in there?
Donald Trump, redlining, valid.
That was done away with.
By the way, after that you all said the modern welfare state, you had affirmative action, right?
So there are a lot of systemic advantages afforded to anyone who was not a white cis male.
Although back then we just called them white males.
Cis wasn't really a term until two years ago.
And then he chew horns and all the drugs and the guns.
What the hell are you talking about?
Well, let's look at the policies.
What are the policies that ended up where we are today?
If we're saying that today is just the marquee example of a problem, look at the policies that Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, and Bill Clinton put into place in the early 90s that condemned a generation of black fathers to unquestionably harsher conditions without dealing with the end.
So what you're saying now is, hey Trump, you're not fixing all of the problems that the Democrats
we elected earlier created, but if you don't solve it right now in the midst of coronavirus,
no one's going to vote for you and you're a bad person.
Right, whereas Colin Harris would be ushering him into the wings for the extended stay in
Folsom Prison.
Right, well and it's a false premise, right?
He's saying that you're saying make America great again and he's like our experience hasn't
been great.
Well, yeah.
I'm not saying take America back to bad times.
I'm not saying take America back to times where people didn't have opportunity.
I'm saying we used to be proud of our country.
It wasn't that long ago.
By the way, still a lot better than other countries.
America was still greater than Europe, greater than Africa, greater than Canada in many ways if you actually look at economic prosperity.
And not everyone in this, there have been different people, yeah in every way, there have been different people who have been marginalized at different points in history.
Right now you're saying like, America was never great for black people.
That would be like an Irish person asking a question like, hey listen, I don't know what your fuckery is saying about America being great, but we left the potato famine, we came over here, and the day goes down there in, they made our life rough, okay?
Our only options were to start working down at the docks where I had a meat hook for a hand or become the prize fighting champion of the world.
I don't want to go back to that and you're saying make America great again.
I'm thinking you want to take me back to the famine.
Your floor.
Any group in America that came to this country, was like in every other country that welcomes a new group, typically means they're not necessarily blending in, they're not necessarily assimilating, they're doing their own cultures, there's a problem with it.
Every culture, whether it was Caucasian or Asian or African or any type of religion, has its own story of being in a country, not even the United States, any country, and having a problem.
You can point to how the Chinese were.
You think we wanted to build those railroads?
You think we Want to be doing the nails right now?
Yes.
Yes.
You should stop throwing pens.
I'm going to do what I want to throw.
Alright, hold on.
Let's go back.
They're giving this guy the floor a whole lot.
You know why?
Because they can't cut off his mind.
We have to move on.
But even before the pandemic, the average white family was earning half of what the average white family was earning.
Even if you hold education constant, I can only compare it to the past.
The family.
Let's fact check that, Reg.
Is that differentiating for single parent income households?
Because 70% plus of young black men don't have a dad in the home, who by the way, sorry feminists, is typically the main earner, especially if you look at the fact that disproportionately black American families, meaning single mothers, are often using welfare because it's been encouraged.
to them. It's been thrust upon them. We have social workers who show them their EBT and
welfare options. They have destroyed hope for the African American family. You can't
just compare two households. Well, hold on a second. One has a dad. One has two parents
working. One has a college degree.
Before we even get to the amount of pay for equal work, which by the way, women actually might make slightly more than men, and African American women specifically, and they're more likely to be hired if they do have a college degree.
Before we even get to that, does he have a stat?
Is he comparing joint income households?
Guarantee you he's not.
Reg, I don't know if we were able to find that, but I'm willing to bet my bottom dollar What's this, AIDS?
Oh my god, this whole channel is so frickin' racist and homophobic, it just shows a bunch of black people with HIV!
Let's hear what he has to say.
You couldn't just pick some white guy in a suit like Stephanopoulos?
Hold on a minute, are you telling me that CNN is taking advertising dollars from Big Pharma that is known to employ racist policies from top to bottom and only exploit the people He was checking out that white guy's ass!
He was checking out his asshole!
He bought five for an HIV pill commercially!
That's sexual assault!
Look at this!
Look at this!
Remember when they used to say it's discriminatory to say that it's a gay disease in the United States?
Even though the CDC, because apparently they're a bastion of conservative thought, Look, is he meeting a mom?
These guys are completely not gay.
It's clear, but now they're marketing it toward gay people.
Yes, but my point is they used to say it was wrong to say, actually, if you're not gay in the United States and not using dirty heroin needles, having sex with strange men in truck stops, your chance of getting AIDS is statistically 0%.
That was discriminatory.
That was controversial.
There is not a straight person being marketed to!
Well, that's not their niche, okay?
Hey, can you tell me why is it 90-something percent of age transmissions in the United States happens with gay men?
Oh, it's because it's not transferred through seminal fluid.
Wait, hold on a second.
That still doesn't add up because they're still in an exchange.
It's anal fissures.
Yeah.
It's Al Fisher.
I noticed there was a Gideon New Testament in that commercial and it just said scripture.
It didn't say Holy Bible.
It just said scripture.
It's all what scripture is.
Analogous scripture from some book.
Do we have that number from Reg?
Was he comparing joint income households or was he just saying overall money in a black household versus white household?
Reg, are you there?
So I'm not sure what stat you're looking for.
The main thing that I've seen is that there is no difference in female income.
So African-American women actually make a little more than white women with controlling for education and things like that.
Now, where you see people making less is black men versus white men, and that's largely because so many black men are incarcerated or experience that.
It has a lot more to do with the crime rate.
Yeah, I was curious too. If Reg can't find it, I'm pretty sure that stat doesn't exist.
If Stephanopoulos was like, what did he say, four times more likely?
Well, no, you're making, white families are making twice as much as black families, I
think is what he said.
Did he say twice as much? He said some crazy number that makes no sense.
But here's the thing.
Yeah, it's definitely not twice as much.
Right.
No, it's definitely not twice as much.
So if you're actually looking to quote a statistic that's useful, or a statistic that is helpful
and we can use to try to make a difference, you tell us where that came from.
You don't say that these two things are equal, just like saying you're more likely to be shot by cops if you're black.
Statistically, you're actually way more likely, even though you make up a lower percentage of the people stopped by police, to be shot if you're white.
That's a helpful number for us to understand.
Oh, I got pulled over this morning, by the way, by a cop.
Did you?
Because of the temporary license plate.
No, I didn't get shot.
Do you have holes?
So I got pulled over because a license plate, it's a paper plate, and he said he couldn't see it through the back window, so I told him.
You put a paper plate on your car?
Well, it's, it's, we don't have the permanent plate yet.
Dixie, Dixie plates.
Dixie plates, whatever you call it.
It's paper, it's paper, whatever you want to call it.
It's not even aluminum right now, whatever you want to call it.
And I told him, because Joe Lewis was in the back, I said, hey officer, I said, hey officer, can we just sort of like fake pound it and like smile and laugh with me, because I want him to see your friend.
He was like, oh, okay.
And Joe Louis was like... And then I told him I was a concealed carry holder, but I didn't have a firearm on me.
He said, thank you, I appreciate it.
Told me to put my plate in a Ziploc baggie, drill some holes through it.
Thank you, officer.
You were Latino.
I don't know your name.
Let's go to Stephan Epidopoulos.
Second or third wave of unemployment.
Employers that weathered the first six months of COVID-19 are now seeing their businesses dramatically impacted by the virus on our economy.
What as a president is your plan to aid these workers who may not lose their jobs today but in the months to come?
That was actually a fair question.
It's a fair question, yeah.
Open it!
But there are two answers.
Reopen the economy, or spend other people's money, which will run out when you don't reopen the economy.
That's right.
It's too busy dancing in Chinatown, crazy bitch!
No haircuts.
It's right.
No, no, not haircuts!
Blowouts!
But they've been very difficult. I'm gonna call the speaker down to your office hammer down because
No haircuts, but they know exactly where I Get a blowout article vortex
And, you know, I don't think this is the right way to do it.
Why do you keep talking about Democrat states and Democrat states?
They're American states and American states... Shut up!
Shut up!
You were the White House Communications Director for Bill Clinton!
You gave $75,000 to the Clinton Foundation until they trotted you out and made you walk the plank and publicly apologize for not disclosing it for fear of being keelhauled!
Why are you talking about democratically run states?
What's going on?
All right, let's listen to the answer.
...criminals, they have things that the Republicans don't have.
So they are, I mean, I don't want to say, look, I'm the president of everybody, but I don't want to say it, but they're Democrat-run cities.
It is what it is.
It's a fact.
So when you'll be calling the Speaker in, can you hammer out a deal?
At the right time, yes.
I would like to see additional stimulus for people that, really, it wasn't their fault, it wasn't your fault, it wasn't anyone's fault.
By the way, Republicans put forward another stimulus and Democrats, nay.
I don't care.
Blocked it?
You want to define it?
This was China's fault.
And our people shouldn't be hurt, and we should do stimulus.
We did a lot of it initially and now they stop because they think it's going to be better for the election.
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Bill, hold on, I want to listen to the answers.
We've talked too much.
All of us.
Next question is on health care. It comes from Elysia Block.
She's from Philadelphia, an assistant professor who voted for the Republican last time.
No more diabetics.
One of the first men and then Rhea McNeil over there.
I was born with a disease called sarcoidosis.
And from the day I was born, I was considered uninsurable.
That disease started in my skin, moved to my eyes, into my optic nerves, and when I went to graduate school, into my brain.
When it hit my brain, I was automatically eligible for disability for the rest of my life.
I chose instead to get a bachelor's degree, a master's degree, a PhD, and become a professor.
It is great, except I still have similar health care problems.
It costs me, with co-pays, I'm still paying almost $7,000 a year in addition to Okay.
That actually doesn't sound that effective.
which Obamacare brought into, uh, brought to fruition, be removed.
No.
No.
Without, please stop and let me finish my question, sir.
Oh my gosh.
The voice went down, sweetheart!
That's the end of a sentence!
Ask the question!
You don't get a soliloquy!
You don't get to bring out a skull!
Oh, wherefore art thou, Trump?
I can't tell, for the disease has enteredeth my brain.
Shut up!
Let the President of the United States answer!
It's not my fault that I'm a black woman, and in the medical community, I'm minimized.
What are you talking about?
Shut up!
If you look at what they want to do with socialized medicine, they will get rid of pre-existing conditions.
She has a higher premium to pay because of melanin?
Like, uh, hold on.
Oh, I see that you're black there.
By the way, drink.
Drink three times.
That was three leading questions.
All right, I want to hear what he says.
Bring it up.
In fact, it's the opposite.
If you look at what they want to do when they have socialized medicine, they will get rid
of pre-existing conditions.
If they go into Medicare for all, which is socialized medicine, and you can forget about
your doctors and your plans, just like you could forget under President Obama.
He said you can have your doctor, you can have your plan, and that turned out to be a lie.
And he said it 28 different times, at least.
We have 28 different times.
You can have your doctor, you can have your plan.
Well, it's not true.
But what we're doing is we're going to be doing a health care plan, pre-existing, protecting people with pre-existing conditions, as an example, yourself.
It sounds like that's exactly perfect.
That's exactly what we're talking about.
We're going to be doing a health care plan very strongly and protect people with pre-existing conditions.
I will say this, they will not do that.
Because they have socialized... I have to stop you there.
I just have to stop you there, because it's just on a couple of points.
Number one, Joe Biden has ran against Medicare for all in the primaries, but much more importantly, Obamacare... That's true, but now they're pulling the strings.
Guaranteed people with pre-existing conditions could buy insurance.
Guaranteed they could buy it at the same price as everyone else.
Guaranteed a package of essential benefits.
That's stupid, though.
It is.
Guaranteed that insurance companies couldn't put a lifetime limit on those benefits.
You fought to repeal Obamacare.
You are arguing...
You can repeal a crappy law and put in a newer, less intrusive law that does protect specific people with pre-existing conditions.
Now, Stephanopoulos just laid out the problem.
He just outlined it without letting you know.
People with pre-existing conditions could get healthcare and not pay any more. Well then hold on a second. Why would anyone
buy insurance? The whole point to insurance is a bet you're using insurance preventatively
in case you get sick. Why would anyone pay into the insurance pool until
they are sick if there's no kind of penalty? You can create a law that is
different for chronic, for rare diseases and conditions where you can put
them into a separate pool that will come with different rates.
That's what people are misconstruing here.
Why would I buy insurance?
To try and have it in case of an emergency, right?
In case I get sick.
In case I have a heart attack.
If it's the same rate, I'll just get it after I get diabetes.
I'll live on a diet of fried Snickers and Oreos and say, well, you know what, you can't charge me a dime more.
That's why premiums, deductibles, went up by 47% in a year!
I don't remember which year it was, but year over year, you were looking at healthcare costs skyrocketing more than ever in the history of the United States.
So, yeah, you can pay for it at the same rate as people who don't have pre-existing conditions, but that rate is...
Eight to twelve times higher than it was pre-Obamacare.
And the underlying assumption behind this entire conversation is that opposition to Obamacare is racist.
Which is an insane thing to believe.
As a woman of color, I go into the emergency room and I saw a blonde lady say gross.
She talk about me?
And by the way, guess what?
When you lower somebody's premium who's high risk, guess whose premium goes up?
Everyone else's.
The only way to do that, it's called risk pooling.
You put really healthy people in with really sick people and you have them pay a low rate, these guys pay a higher rate, that way you average it out.
If you charge everybody the same rate, you will go out of business.
I would like to know, do you have with your car insurance accident forgiveness?
We don't require it because we don't charge any more for people who have totaled as many cars as they so desire.
Oh, really?
So I can pay the same as everybody else?
You can pay the same as everybody else.
How much?
$14,000 a month.
Well, it's like totaling your car and then calling your car insurance agency that you've never done business with, a new agency, and saying, hey, I need coverage.
Well, my car just got wrecked, so please give me a new one.
I'll pay the first month's premium.
Lady, that sounds like Ebonics, so I'm not interested in serving you.
Are you black?
Ew. Ew. Let's see what they're talking about. This is so ridiculous. So you no longer have your doctor, really, and
you no longer have your plan. And if Reg has something, just let him know, let him come through. Joe can say all he
wants. He's only doing it because he sees his poll numbers going down so substantially. But Joe can say all he wants
about healthcare. Watch, he's going to call him on the polls. Watch. You know, Obamacare has been a failure from
day one. Yes. It It's too expensive, whether it's the premium or whether it's the cost generally.
And they don't have their doctors, and they don't have their plans.
We're going to have a very good healthcare.
I think maybe a great healthcare for less money.
All right, by the way, we have some 90s trivia.
Oh, yeah, we do.
Before we go to the... Well, I guess we could probably go to the first... Let's do some trivia, go to our first short break, and we will be right back after this.
What's the trivia there?
Yeah, so the question is, what is this from?
So, 90s trivia again.
So, how do you like them apples?
What's that quote from?
How do you like them apples?
Okay.
Tweet me, NS Crowder, or if you're watching on Mug Club at the Blaze Chat, and we will give you the answer right after this short break.
They're on break, so we're not taking time off.
Right.
My name's Joe Biden.
I'm a Democratic candidate for the United States Senate.
We hold these truths to be self-evident.
All men and women created by God, you know the thing.
Launching missiles to take them down, and if we don't... Why am I stopping?
No one else stops.
A black man invented the light bulb, not a white guy named Edison.
I think I probably have a much higher IQ than you do, I suspect.
And I'd be delighted to sit down and compare my IQ to yours if you'd like, Frank.
What?
M-maybe I should go to sleep....
I should go to sleep....
What was the answer?
The question was, where does... Yeah, where does that quote come from?
How do you like them apples?
The answer is, Steve Jobs at the release of the eMac.
Oh, and I think you mean iMac.
No, the Emac from the 1990s.
Oh, okay.
There's a 90s trivia.
The Emac is the 90s.
It was an Emac?
Yeah.
I never knew about the Emac.
Look at, uh... That's the one that was, like, neon-colored?
It's those weird-colored glasses.
Yeah, the one with, like, uh... The plastic ones, yeah.
It was an Emac?
It wasn't Imac?
It was called Emac.
It was an Emac.
No, no, dude.
I think you're wrong.
Can we have Reg, the bandage guy, check that?
I don't think EMAC was ever a thing.
There's a picture right there.
There we go.
Where's our picture?
They said it in both.
This all seems incorrect.
Can anyone get that answer correct?
By the way, they said we're already halfway through, probably more than halfway through.
That's a Photoshop.
It's science.
I don't believe it.
No.
I don't believe it.
I don't believe it.
Just like I don't believe that first guy was a diabetic.
Whoa!
Ouch.
That's a shot.
That's quite the shot.
That's quite the charge.
Have we had any, by the way, they said we're already halfway through, probably more than
halfway through.
Have we had any pro-Trump questions?
Not so much.
Nope.
Any questions for someone who even could be misconstrued as a Trump voter?
On accident, even.
Well, at least Papadopoulos is jumping in.
There was a couple breaks in between the time when Stephanopoulos would turn, and then someone would start speaking, and during that gap, that was when the Trump voters and supporters would speak.
The only fair question was from the white weather girl.
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Is Mark Levin on television right now?
Who is that?
He's been getting commercial work.
He is a good agent.
Hold on a second.
Let's go back.
Is that going to show Mark Levin?
Come on!
That's only 85% him.
That's close.
I'm gonna get the wood background with the books.
I'm gonna like your beard.
That's only 85% him and we're 108% him because that guy's a little fatter.
Ah.
Is this fiber like for regulating your body?
I have, yeah, I don't know.
It could be AT&T fiber.
Oh, that kind of stuff.
Right next to the Tom Selleck reverse mortgage.
By the way, words have two meanings.
Oh, I think we're about to come back.
Wait, holy Bible.
Holy Bible.
Ooh.
And we'll find you out.
This is not only a news story, it's a sports celebrity story.
Green.
False trails.
Cold-blooded murder.
Huh?
Alright.
We got hooked.
No one was prepared for what would come next.
I'm riveted.
Are you kidding me?
A murder mystery.
What comes next after murder?
No one was prepared for what would come after murder.
I'm pretty sure in most states, as long as it's during a protest, it's a slap on the wrist.
Totally fine.
Right along with the President and the people, let's go to George Stephanopoulos.
Welcome back to our town hall with President Trump.
Mr. President, thank you for being here.
The next question comes from Jim Raudesky.
He's from Irwin, Pennsylvania.
That's around Pittsburgh.
And you voted for President Trump last time around.
Hi, Jim.
Hi.
At times, some have called your behavior not presidential.
What, if anything, would you do differently if re-elected to create a more unified message where all sides can take responsibilities for their actions and come together to make positive change?
Good, Jim.
Alright, so I don't believe that he was a Trump voter and I certainly don't believe that he is one now because you cannot unify with someone who calls your groundbreaking UAE-Israel peace deal a distraction.
You cannot find common ground with people who have tried to put you and your entire family in jail based on an impeachment lie.
You cannot find common ground with people who call you a murderer, a Nazi, and a fascist-in-chief.
Anyone who actually advocates right now this idea of unity without calling for accountability from the left, Straight away, it's easy to tell that they're leftists.
No one just says, without a caveat, like, how can you bring the country together?
I don't know.
How about, yes, the bitch who was saying, come on down and dance in Chinatown while she was calling me a fascist between blowouts?
How about we start with that?
Yeah.
Let's hear his answer.
Right to try, which is so incredible and so successful.
You know what right to try is?
We did more.
I really believe it.
By the way, at the end of my first term, we're going to have close to 300, maybe over 300 new federal judges, including Court of Appeal, two Supreme Court justices.
And honestly, we move very fast.
And I have to get rid of people fast because they're not doing their job.
I could tell you people that weren't doing their job.
And when I do that to get somebody else that is good, and if they don't do it, we get rid of that person.
We do a lot of things and we have to get them done.
I could be so pres- I always used to sort of kid on the campaign trail that I could be more presidential, it would be very easy, more presidential than any other candidate except for possibly Abraham Lincoln when he's wearing the hat, right?
The high hat.
But the fact is- Which hat?
You mean a noose bowler?
He's talking about the bowler?
Oh, the high hat!
We unfortunately got hit by this plague, but it's going to be back very soon.
We opened it up and we have, you know, you talked Jim about the V, we have a super V. It looks like it's going to be a super V. We're going to have a great economy next year and I think we're going to have a great economy in the third quarter.
And thank you for voting for me in 2016.
I hope you're going to do it again.
Thanks, sir.
I actually think that guy was a Trump voter.
Because I think the question was fair.
I think he was.
I don't necessarily know that he is now.
I don't think the question is... I think, again, considering all of the dialogue that was allowed to the other questions, you should be able to ask that question saying, provided that Democrats stop calling you a murderer and asking for you to be in prison, how would you unify?
It did sound like he was giving him a little alley-oop, like he was laying him up for a good... Yeah, and he gave a good answer.
Drink!
Oh, there you go, drink!
of this horrible thing from China.
I mean, these people are doing, some of them are doing better than they were doing before
the pandemic came.
So that 13.6 million.
If they, if people held on to their stocks.
Oh, there you go, Drake.
It wasn't even a leading question.
It was just sort of a rebuttal, which doesn't, it's not supposed to be his job.
Done well because of the stock market.
I have, I've set records on the stock market.
Miss Love, I will need another beer.
And this guy's a really good guy.
And that doesn't happen by accident.
I will tell you this, if Joe Biden ever got this position, that's a headwind on the stock market.
Our stock market would be much higher if it weren't for that.
If Joe Biden ever got And I think you'd have a depression the likes of which we've never seen in this country.
If you look at his policies, where he wants to raise everybody's taxes, you look at what he wants to do in terms of regulation, where he wants to put all of the regulations back on that I took off, and then some.
And in many cases, double it up.
You will have a depression the likes of which we haven't seen in this country.
And that doesn't affect big people.
It affects everybody.
Look, we're having a tremendous thing in the stock market, and that's good for everybody.
But people that aren't rich own stock, and they have 401ks.
You take a look at the 401ks.
They're, in many cases, better than they were before the pandemic came.
No answer.
And you know, he really wanted one.
Unfortunately so, I did.
Good evening Mr. President.
Did she say unfortunately I voted for Trump?
I'd like to ask regarding your recent comments about our United States soldiers and referring to them as suckers.
Could you say that again?
Oh, I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the lying bitch who, I guess, was supposed to not ask a question that's been debunked by over 10 people and you can find the emails.
for crying out loud. John Bolton wrote a whole book trying to cash in on how much he hates Trump
and he even said that was a lie. It was very clear that it was due to helicopter weather,
that weather that would be too severe for helicopters and Donald Trump wanted to go
reg the bandit, bring up that overlay. We have the actual emails that confirm the story that
And you have many people, not anonymous sources, mind you, in a HuffPo piece or ABC News, whatever it is, actual people who were there with receipts and emails with time codes.
Let's just throw out all the evidence, because the left likes to do that, and let's just try and put a reasoning cap on the high reasoning cap like Abe Lincoln's favorite.
Do you really think?
It's like cartoonishly evil.
The people who serve our country are suckers and losers.
I hope there isn't a microphone on me so people don't know how I really feel.
As president, there's never a microphone on you.
If you believe that story, you're too stupid to vote.
And by the way, I would rather have a president who said something like that, though he didn't, and actually supports the military in action.
Yeah.
Helps raise their pay, helps take care of them through the VA, helps bring them home from foreign wars.
As opposed to Joe Biden who hosted Code Pink for a beer summit.
Exactly.
It was in the worst shape it was in probably ever.
It was depleted.
The planes were old and broken, the ships, everything.
You see what I've done?
I've rebuilt 2.5 trillion dollars.
This is information I wasn't prepared for.
Democrats were broke.
They don't like the military.
But I heard on NPR... They made up this quote.
It was a made-up quote.
There you go.
There's the email overlay, by the way, you guys can see here.
Some of it is redacted.
That confirms the story about there being weather.
John Bolton confirmed it and over 10 people who were involved with those trips have confirmed it.
All you have on the other side are anonymous sources.
That's it.
Completely anonymous.
And John Bolton didn't just say confirmed, he said, yeah, I was with the president during that issue and I don't remember him saying anything like that.
That's what Trump's saying right now.
It was a phony deal and the one who started it was a big friend of President Obama and
Clinton and it was a phony deal from a very, not very successful...
Mr. President, you have used language like that in the past.
You did say that John McCain wasn't a war hero and notably silent.
It's not the same language at all.
It's not the same language at all.
And by the way, he was talking about somebody else.
I've made worse jokes on this program.
He said, he was a captured war hero.
I prefer my war heroes uncaptured.
Is it distasteful?
Sure.
Is it funny?
Listen, maybe I'll be the only person with the balls on record to say it was kind of funny.
It was awkward funny.
I prefer my war heroes uncaptured.
Come on!
Not presidential.
Of course not.
But funny as shit.
Aw, man.
But funny as shit.
But funny.
Have said you're unfit for office.
How do you respond to that?
These are people that I let go.
These are disgruntled former employees, to put it in a nice way, a term people would
understand.
Mattis was a high authority general.
Didn't do the job.
What could you do in that nice way?
Didn't do the nicest.
I took over 100% of the ISIS caliphate.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
percent of the United States Gallup fate.
I had the people that I wanted in.
Mattis was fired, as you know, by President Obama.
And I fired him also.
He says he resigned.
He didn't resign.
I said, give me a letter.
No more.
Give me a letter.
I was being nice.
One of the problems when you're nice... You don't get fired by the president.
He tells you to resign and you do.
It's time for you to move on.
He gave me a letter.
But I fired him.
That's cold.
I fired him.
Is that a mic drop?
That's called Chapter 1.
I've heard him.
Chapter 2, bye.
Chapter 3, I'm serious.
Don't let the door hit ya.
that's where you get the floor and the bad situation people so that they said
oh well he's going to go to war i brought i'm bringing our troops back from afghanistan
I'm bringing our troops back from Iraq.
By the way, he did it without announcing the timeline so that ISIS or the Taliban just needs to enter into their calculator like, we just need to eat dried food like the NASA pilots for another four months.
Does anybody have some dehydrated ice cream?
Oh, good!
Let's keep on dang with them. I get along with Kim Jong-un That was supposed to be a war if President Obama were
president of Hillary Clinton ever got in that would be a war
We would have a war probably a nuclear war with North Korea in the meantime
I'm getting calls all the time from friends of mine in South Korea
Thank you. We love you. Thank you. It's really been rather amazing
So instead of wars, everybody said, look at what we had today with the United Arab Emirates and UAE.
And just take a look at what happened with Israel today.
And by the way, probably one of the most significant peace deals in the last three decades.
And they didn't get to it at all.
The president has to read his resume on that here, which really should be a key issue considering there's not enough social distancing.
But Nancy Pelosi said it's a distraction.
Put it on high.
That's when he announced that he wasn't wearing a mask.
That's the problem.
Do we have that clip of Pelosi calling it a distraction?
Let's show that clip really quickly if we have it.
The New York Times wrote incredible glowing articles last week about this incredible thing
that I've been able to do in the Middle East.
A guy like Jim Mattis could have never done it because they were all doing it the old
fashioned way.
They were going in the wrong direction.
Let's show that clip really quickly if we have it.
And what happened today with Syria and with Bahrain and with Israel.
Oh, we do?
Yeah, we do.
A Pelosi call and a distraction?
Okay, here's Pelosi calling the UAE-Israel peace deal a distraction.
Let's turn while I have you, Speaker, the President making a dramatic announcement today on normalization of diplomatic relations between Israel and an Arab state, Bahrain, the Kingdom of Bahrain, as follows, the peace treaty that's about to be signed between Israel and the United Arab Emirates this coming Tuesday at the White House.
These are dramatic developments in the Middle East.
How much credit do you give the President of the United States for these peace agreements?
Well, hopefully they will be beneficial to the region.
We've been waiting for a very long time for the President's proposal for an Israeli-Palestinian peace agreement that honored the two-state solution.
It was coming in two weeks, it was coming in two months, it was coming in six months.
It still hasn't come in any way that has brought peace.
So, uh, good for him for having a distraction on a day.
Wow!
A snooty, snooty smug bit.
Wow.
By the way, this is- And also, if I can say, I know it's not cool, but the Jews are a little whiny.
Right, exactly.
This is historic.
This is not a peace agreement.
This is not a distraction.
This is a historic agreement.
Two countries in the Middle East.
By the way, guess who was leading those?
Guess who was the point man who nobody said who could do anything?
Jared Kushner.
Jared Kushner was helping in the Middle East peace process, and they said he couldn't do a thing.
From the roof of the King David Hotel, Mr. Pompeo!
I do want to say this.
Okay, look, look, look.
I gotta say Pelosi's got a point.
And her point was to go, two weeks, four weeks, six weeks.
I'm gonna go about this.
Hey, Joe and Nancy, six years, eight years, 20 years, 30 years.
When was your solution?
What was the single policy you did to bring peace to the Middle East?
We've been using that phrase for decades and the only guy who could do it is the guy who hasn't been to Washington this entire time!
The funniest thing is I feel like he's like laughing on the phone.
Yeah, you'll have it in two weeks.
Four weeks this time!
Sorry, I'm busy!
Oh, come on, let's be honest.
Pelosi's not going to answer the call from an actual practicing Jew.
No!
Well, that's absolutely true.
And by the way... She'll answer it from Weinstein or show up to fundraisers along with Michelle Obama talking about what a great guy he is.
But somebody who actually, you know, shows up to synagogue?
You think Pelosi's going to have time for those people who support Israel's right to exist?
Of course not!
She's too busy using curling irons!
And by the way, if you want a Palestinian and Israel treaty, you probably have to have Palestinians that are interested in peace and not taking back land that's not theirs.
Sorry to say it like that, but this is the break.
It doesn't help if your unofficial government, Hamas, though democratically elected, has the destruction of all Jews in its charter.
It doesn't help.
Yeah, you can't start from there easily.
I'm just saying, you know what, sometimes it's hard to hear you over the shouting of death to all Jews.
Yeah, those pesky Jews, if they just weren't on their land.
And I know what you're really saying when you're saying death to all Jews, okay, Hamas and Palestine.
What I'm really hearing you say is Hurt people hurt people, and you've been hurt.
But you know what?
I still want to turn that whole area into an ice castle.
I want to turn it into Superman's dad's apartment.
Somebody needs a hug in the Middle East, I think is what you're saying.
Yeah, a nice mustard gas hug.
Give him some self-esteem counseling.
You know how much tolerance I have for Palestine?
About a little less than all of the other Arabic nations who didn't want them.
You know why Palestine is a thing?
It's not an actual country?
They shunned them.
They shunned them.
Let's not put this all on Israel.
Anyway, we don't want to make this whole night about the Jews.
Palestine didn't exist as a country.
Sorry.
Speak for yourself.
Dennis Rodman on foreign policy, ladies and gentlemen.
Well, I'm not anti-Palestinian.
I understand that there's a problem, but I'm just saying.
You're pro-North Korea.
They are not interested in peace.
They're interested in taking it back, period, done.
Look, look, look, look, guys.
We've got to really give credit where credit's due with North Korea, okay?
You know, it wasn't like, and that's exactly what I was going to say, hey, Trump may be the Christopher Columbus of North Korean relations, but Dennis Rodman was the Leif Erikson.
I mean, he was the one there.
He got there first to the New World.
A piece on the Korean Peninsula, so I just want to make sure.
He got drunk at the Pyongyang Hyatt.
I just want to go home, man.
Can I go home?
Okay, I just want to wear my mega hat and go home.
Poor Dennis Rodman.
He's a good guy.
No, he's not misunderstood.
Everyone's like, he's misunderstood.
There are also people who had just as tough upbringings who didn't become such a pile of trash.
So it's true, he's an interesting character.
I want to know how his relationship is with Kim Jong something or other's sister.
Hey Dennis.
Hey, is that what her name is?
I was gonna say it's Sensual.
I hope they have a good relationship because, you know, he's in a coma or dead.
Why are they showing The Greatest Generation?
This is a good one.
No, our World War II is coronavirus, didn't you hear?
This is a PanicStreet.com commercial.
So Greatest Generation is people now fighting I'm pretty sure that in 50 pounds of gear they were pretty toasty.
So I'm sure they probably experienced your 1.6 degree Fahrenheit per century type of heat.
change. Oh. She said climate change is like a world war 2.
I'm pretty sure that in 50 pounds of gear they were pretty toasty. So I'm sure they
probably experienced your 1.6 degree Fahrenheit per century type of heat. Also by the way
napalm is known to get up there in the temperatures. Yes. Celsius or Fahrenheit doesn't
really matter which system It's more so... It's that level of hot.
I hope that you can sympathize.
How do you see anything with that wig on?
It's like literally every minute the hairs are like... It's in my eye.
They look like they're stabbing you in the face.
I can't have a cigar because I'm gonna be a little blazed.
You should definitely get a cigar.
Totally should.
Let me get some hairspray.
You have some more 90s trivia, right?
Oh yeah, we do have some more 90s trivia.
So where does this come from?
It's Hakuna Matata.
What kind of questions are these?
This is like low standards like those Democrats for black families.
Well Joe Biden said it, right?
I think Joe Biden said Hakuna Matata.
Yeah, that's what it was.
I think you're right.
I think we're about to come back.
Oh, no, they didn't.
They just had Wesley Snipes from Demolition Man answering calls at the service center.
He's transitioning, Stephen.
What was that, Reg, the bandit?
Stephen, I actually have to fact check you a little bit.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's good.
You mentioned the possibility of ABC doing a town hall with Biden.
With unscripted questions.
It's CNN.
Yeah, it's CNN.
And the thing with ABC is they tried to set one up with Biden, and Biden's administration turned them down.
They said they just didn't have any dates that would work.
So I assume it's because of the unscripted questions.
That's because he misheard CNN as Cardi B through his giant 90-year-old receiver with the Miss Pac-Man keypad.
All right, let's go on.
Thank you, Reg.
Let's go back to George Stephan.
Blah, blah, blah.
And what else is he doing besides running for president?
How can we balance common sense police reform without sacrificing public safety in a time when part of the country is calling to defund the police and actively cheering when they're gunned down in the street and another part is tired of seeing the lawlessness?
Good, only took an hour and six minutes.
I want to drink just in celebration of the fact that Alex P. Keaton was the one person to show up and ask a reasonable question.
Everybody pretty much agreed to it.
A lot of Democrats agreed to it, but they wouldn't vote for it.
And it was a really good, it was a compromise of a lot of different factors.
And it didn't get done.
And it should have gotten done.
And it could still be out there.
It could still be resurrected very easily.
But they just didn't want to do it.
Because I think the Democrats are viewing this as a political issue.
And I probably agree with them.
I think it's very bad for them.
Because we're about law and order.
We have to be about law and order.
Otherwise, you're going to see your cities burn.
And that's the way it is.
If we can do a plan like Tim Scott's plan, which is really, it goes far enough But it doesn't take the dignity away from our police.
We have incredible people.
They've been protecting us for a long time.
I mean, we're here and I feel very safe being in this room.
These are great people.
We can't take their dignity away.
We have to let them be able to do what they do better than anybody else.
So, uh, I think we have to look at it that way.
Somebody get that kid some powder.
Police are so afraid today that they do something slightly wrong, slightly wrong, and their pensions gone, their jobs gone, who knows what happens.
Their life is ruined.
Their wife or their husband will leave.
The whole thing.
It's a very scary thing to do.
And then you look at safety.
I mean, you look at that horrible human being that shot these two police officers.
Called blank right next to just a disgusting and then ran off.
You look at that.
This is a very tough job, and it's a very unsafe job.
It's a very dangerous job.
We have to give them back their dignity and we have to give them back respect.
These are great people for the most part.
There's always going to be a bad apple in your business and my business, no matter what.
So we have to read acid.
You're in this room.
You.
We have to give the police back.
I'm not pointing fingers.
Who in your business, George?
Getting warmer.
and that they have in Republican cities, frankly.
Who in your business, George?
This is a Democrat...
Getting warmer.
Hot, hot, hot.
This is largely a Democrat...
If you just take a look at the list, every Democrat city, almost, not all, but a lot
of them...
Also, George, how do you cross your legs like that like a woman?
Don't you have...
25, even.
That's her middle time.
No.
Almost every city is run by the Democrats.
He's not wrong.
Hold on a second.
Let me make sure that I actually look at this.
I think I wrote this down beforehand.
Hold on a second.
I wrote down the cities.
We have laws.
We have to go by the laws.
We can't move in the National Guard.
Okay, hold on.
Portland, Oregon.
Mayor, Ted Wheeler, Democrat.
Governor, Kate Brown, Democrat.
Seattle, Washington.
Mayor, Jen Durkin, Democrat.
Governor, Jay Inslee?
requested by the governor.
The reds probably has that.
I think it's 18.
Okay, hold on.
Portland, Oregon.
Mayor, Ted Wheeler, Democrat.
Governor, Kate Brown, Democrat.
Seattle, Washington.
Mayor, Jen Durkin, Democrat.
Governor, Jay Inslee?
I don't know.
He's not a Democrat.
Kenosha.
Governor, Democrat.
Washington, D.C., Mayor, Democrat.
Atlanta, Georgia, Mayor, Democrat.
There's Republican Governor Brian Kemp, who sent in the troops to calm the riot down, and then you had the Democratic Mayor complain at that point, even though she was calling.
Remember when you had Keisha saying, like, you can't be doing this, you have to stop rioting.
And then when the Republican Governor said, alright, we'll send in some troops to stop the rioting.
How could you do this?
It's racist!
So every single major city where this has happened, and this is something, again, the reason they want to blame that on the president, there are appropriate things to blame on the president.
There are appropriate things that fall under the president's purview.
For example, an international peace treaty.
Foreign policy is the direct purview of the president.
States' rights, for example, state police, how they handle these riots right now, or how they handle COVID, what they do with their lockdowns.
have autonomy. That's why we have a constitution. That's why we have states' rights. In this case,
you can see the direct contrast of how leftist cities like Seattle, like Portland, like Kenosha,
like areas like Detroit, you can see how they've handled these riots versus non-leftist cities
where they have been quelled right away. It's very, very clear you can't blame President Trump
for what happens in Portland if it's not happening in the suburbs of Dallas.
You can't blame him for what's happening in Seattle if it's not happening in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
If you can see it different across the whole country, that means it's not under his purview.
What's not different across the entire country is if our country is at war with another country.
What's not different across our entire country is the response as far as the Federal Stockpile and Defense Productions Act to make sure that states have what they need as far as supplies.
It's very, very easy to see what falls under the President's purview.
Is the application of law the same across the country?
Then it's probably a federal issue.
If not, if you go, hold on, there's no rhyme or reason to Portland, Seattle, Atlanta, why do they suck and these red states with major cities don't have the same problem?
That's because those rights, that legal authority has been granted autonomously to the states as per our Constitution, which I don't think any of these people understand because they're asking the President, why don't you just force people to wear masks and patches?
Right, well I think everything, they're trying to pin everything on Donald Trump.
Nobody else has any responsibility.
Nancy Pelosi doesn't, no other Democrat does, no Democrat governor does, no Democrat mayor does.
It's all Donald Trump's fault.
And they have no idea how the system actually works.
If you want to see a city burn, if you want to see a city have lawlessness and a state have lawlessness, put Democrats in office who have no balls and will not enforce the law, and will not support the police, and will not call for National Guard troops when it's needed.
There are times when that is the appropriate, proportional response to protect everybody else who's not being an asshole that day, and they won't It took over a month for Biden to say anything.
He still hasn't called out Antifa and Black Lives Matter by name for crying out loud.
By the way, has Kamala Harris, do we know, Reg the Bennett, has Kamala Harris condemned this shooting?
Because she went and she visited Jacob Blake, right?
But what about the shooting of deputies in your own state?
Or were you too busy locking up felons and extending their stay beyond when they were supposed to be let free because you wanted free labor for the state of California, Kamala Harris?
I don't even trust your black half.
Definitely not his black quarter, that's for sure.
And I don't mean that I don't trust her black half, I mean I don't trust that that half is black.
Because you locked up more black people than anyone running in this race as far as directly impacting black people being mass incarcerated.
In this race you have Donald Trump, you have Mike Pence, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris.
One of these people has had a direct impact, has deliberately, proactively pushed for laws that have mass-incarcerated more black people than the other three.
Anyone want to guess?
It's the one who claims half-blackness!
Right.
I think she's the black plague.
She's the real black plague.
What is the common thread?
Like, look, we hear the line, We need one of those death doctor masks.
Let's head over to San Francisco.
This will be fact checked on YouTube.
There will be a stat underneath.
She is not.
Half north pole, she is one quarter.
Look, what is the common thread here?
We often are talking about this, and you hear the President talk about it, other folks talk about it, why are democratic cities in this particular problem?
It's not just the word policies, it's policies specifically that in every instance choose to not look at putting community first, putting respect for authority first, Trying to actually help these communities, but instead they're consistently using policies that weaken people, that cheapen people, that are creating kind of the patriarchy, if you will, of saying, you can't do it!
You need us to do it!
Oh, oh, there's nothing else for you to do?
Well, you kind of condemned the making of that.
You really are a lawyer, aren't you?
He sounded like Johnny Cochran.
We have policies that cheapen people, that weaken people, we are demeaning people!
He did, yeah.
Did I vote for him?
What can I say?
You're my lawyer!
It's true.
No, the entire thread is cheapening the lives of any person regardless of their skin color.
It just happens to be that the most likely victim of democratic policies is your black families and your Latino families.
100%.
Particularly if they're a black or Latino cop.
You know what should happen right now?
Donald Trump should get on a plane this week and go to the L.A.
Sheriff's, wherever those two people are, go and visit them.
And dare Kamala Harris and Joe Biden to follow.
I dare you to have the balls to be compassionate to people who were assaulted.
And we saw the videos of people trying to block the ambulances.
I don't know if you guys saw the videos of the people cheering moments after they were shot saying, oh they got aired out here in Compton or whatever it was, Crenshaw County, I don't know which one it was.
I cannot believe that that is the mentality of people in this world.
I would never, if Osama Bin Laden was in that car, I would not have done that and I know we've argued about that, but I would not have been like that.
You're talking to a guy who within three hours of Osama Bin Laden dying, I uploaded a video of Osama from hell.
No, I didn't have it ready.
I taped it and I used the wrong silicone adhesive that ruined my pillowcase.
Well, that's kind of funny because you're nowhere near Osama Bin Laden, but if you were down the street from somebody getting shot... Wait, hold on a second.
I have a story because there's a black light on screen.
So I go to the local cigar shop.
It shall remain nameless for this Bellas Artes Maduro, which is unbelievable, by the way.
Is it your favorite cigar?
It is now, actually, now, because I actually can get a direct line of it.
Yeah, the Bellas Artes Maduro, but let's move on from this.
Because it still is, there's a finite amount.
There are two black guys there, I'm buying four cigars.
And the guy goes, hey man, buy another one!
I go, what?
He goes, buy five, next one's free!
His friend goes, it's that kind of day, baby!
So I go, alright, I'll buy one.
He goes, you buy me one, we'll smoke together!
And the other guy goes, He goes, uh-huh!
I said, what do you want?
Oh, can you guys give me one of them Bellas Artes Maduras?
I'll take one of them Bellas Artes Maduras.
I said, sure.
I bring it up.
And he goes, oh, we smoking good today, huh?
I tell you what, since you're so generous, and his friend goes, get it!
He goes, since you're so generous, that one's going to be $55?
I go, look, look, look down.
Bam!
And it was $28.
Nice.
Oh, gotcha.
You are a caricature, and I love everything about you.
All right, let's go to this lady.
I came on 2006 with my mom from the Dominican Republic.
Sorry.
Don't you cry, don't you cry.
Okay, put that voice together.
It's a pretty thick accent.
Do we have it written?
And just take your time, that's fine.
George has plenty of time, I hope, right?
Absolutely.
Thank you.
Did you see your mom got COVID?
We came from the Dominican Republic in 2006 to live our American dream.
That's really compassionate.
But she forgot how to take care of herself.
And she died last month.
Sorry.
Terrible.
And that's okay.
It's okay.
She has That's great.
Good for her.
metastasis on her brain, bone and lungs.
She passed on the 19th.
One of her biggest dream was to become a citizen to vote, and she did.
That's great.
Good for her.
She did it all 10 days before she died.
And I did it too.
She pushed me so hard to do it, and I did it this past 28.
I'm here because of her.
She was supposed to be here and ask you and thank you for the stage you take during this epidemic.
You made people closer.
We lost our job, but we learned how to love our family.
So I'm saying that from her.
Very nice.
Her question for you, boss, because she write this question.
What will you do for our immigration system?
What will you change to make more people like me and like her to become citizen and vote?
So we are doing something with immigration that I think is going to be very strong, because we want people to come into our country.
People like you, and like your mother.
And that just shows how vicious the COVID is, especially when you have another problem.
You have a heart problem.
Four times as likely to die from breast cancer, if I'm not mistaken.
Two and a half or four times.
I come from a country where I've known more people who've died from breast cancer than
I've ever known.
It's a higher state in the United States.
So you have a lot more sob stories like that.
It's important to know when the left tries to trot something out.
In this case it wasn't politicized, but they did it any time we were talking about health
care going, look, why do you want to take health care away from people?
You will have a multiple of examples of that story under socialized health care.
And I'm assuming her mom probably isn't that young.
So in a place like Canada where we do actually ration health care, they would say, you know
You've lived a good life.
Go home.
Four times in the NHS.
Four times higher than the death rate.
That's not the specific breast cancer rate, but we have those stats if you go back and watch our socialized healthcare video.
It was somewhere between 2.5 to 4 times specifically for breast cancer.
So many people and they die alone.
They die alone because this is such a vicious thing.
You can't go there and hold their hand.
You can't give them a kiss goodnight.
It's a terrible, terrible thing.
And hopefully the vaccines are going to be very soon.
Hopefully.
Did you have COVID?
You didn't have it, right?
You didn't have it, mother.
We'll have it taken care of.
It's going to get taken care of.
The vaccines are going to make a big difference.
What has made a big difference is Remdesivir.
Is that him playing it down?
We'll have it taken care of.
Donald Trump said this when we checked, and in fact, he did not yet have it taken care of.
He's trying to speak... He's consoling her.
Emphatically into this woman.
That's what he was doing with the nation.
We were told at that point, we're going to be 2.4 billion deaths!
That actually in a certain way is more important than the vaccine where you can go into a hospital and get your mother and give her a transfusion or a shot and they can get better, get better much faster.
So we have some of those things and they've been very, very successful, but we have others coming out.
And in order to get them, we had to get the FDA to approve this product, these, you know, very sophisticated medicines and I guess you could call them a medicine.
Isn't that a great example of private industry versus the government?
All the government can do is approve the hard work or disapprove the hard work.
The vaccine works and Kamala Harris said she wouldn't take it anyway!
It's a false argument.
Every one of these guys has said, we will not rush the trials.
We will go through the process that we're supposed to go through.
And yet, the left is trying to say that Donald Trump is pushing the FDA to approve treatments that don't work and that are not ready for public consumption.
And then they'll turn around and be like, I can't believe you wouldn't take the vaccine.
I can't believe Donald Trump would say that.
I can't believe somebody else would say that in the public.
I have no idea why they have to go, well, it's got to be done safely.
Don't you understand we have to trust the experts?
And by experts we mean someone like Fauci who hasn't practiced medicine in this century and not people who have actually developed hundreds if not thousands of life-saving drugs and life-improving treatments.
We trust the guy who talks for a living and who hasn't actually treated patients or created any drugs.
Well, he said that was a reasonable timeline.
Fauci actually came out and said, yes, we're going to have it by mid-October.
Of course he did.
Sometime.
So, I mean, I guess what I find most incredible about this is that when they're saying, oh, the president is going to rush these vaccines out.
Okay, who's making the vaccines?
Businesses.
What happens when businesses rush out a vaccine that doesn't work?
They're stock tanks, people get fired, gnashing of teeth, and their wives kill them.
I mean, the companies are the ones that do it.
Trump isn't walking down to the lab.
Give me that vaccine!
Let me give you an analogy.
You know how when you go to the DMV, for example, when I went to the DMV, they said, and I told you it was an African American guy who actually was really nice and helped me out, you have to have two pieces of photo ID and then you have to have something with your social security number on it.
Now they tell you, they used to tell you, tear up your social security card.
Remember your number?
Tear it up.
So I brought in my tax returns with my tax ID number.
And they said, this isn't your social security number.
I said, what do you mean?
They said, it's your tax ID number.
I said, you assholes called it that on the form.
It's clearly my social security number.
Run it in your little social security system.
You'll see right there, that's my number.
And then you have to go into another line, right, to then get a different picture taken.
So, what Operation Warp Speed is, is, alright listen, we'll accept your tax ID number and guess what?
Instead of two lines, you can get it done in one line where we can give you both sheets of paper to fill out.
That's what Operation Warp Speed is.
It's just making sure that things are happening simultaneously so that you don't get held
up in the bureaucratic process.
Because when you actually look into how much time it takes to develop a drug and bring
it to market, and sometimes it can't be brought because it might give someone a slight tummy
ache, that's what Right to Try is, the Right to Try experimental medicine.
And by the way, we're not talking about giving people poison pills.
We're talking about giving people pills or giving people medication that has been relatively
proven but hasn't made it through this unbelievably slow bureaucratic process.
That's what warp speed is.
Nothing's going to get approved without the same standardized requirements being met.
It's that it takes way too long to get a life-saving drug on the market.
And it's amazing to me that they want to act like he's just going to throw caution to the wind and be like, yeah, you know what, sugar pill, get that in here.
Grind it up.
Grind it up.
Let's freebase it.
I mean, come on.
I mean, look, there's a long process.
There's a long line of businesses that are trying to get their various drugs for various important things.
And what they've said, one of the key things, is just, this is the priority.
Let's move it to the top of the line.
Let's put the best people on it who can get as much of it done as possible.
It's not like they stopped doing other work on other projects and other potential cures.
They're just saying, hey guys, I feel like this is the important one.
And so, you know, you get Trump... And look, we're getting the new HIV pills with the black gay guy and the predator haircut.
I mean, they're just saying, you know, if you're not moving fast enough, you are moving enough.
It goes back to that question Stephanopoulos asked earlier.
Is there anything that you could have done differently?
Well, if I had known different things, perhaps.
But I think what you probably want to be asking that question of is Andrew Cuomo and his death sentence for seniors.
Governor Whitmer, her death sentence for seniors.
Whitmer, release the numbers!
Whitmer is the worst, as far as I know, because she was sending young people with COVID into nursing homes.
Pennsylvania, 68% nursing home deaths.
Canada, 80%.
New York, we know it's likely over 50, 70%, depending on the numbers that you use.
We don't have those numbers yet from New York.
We have nothing from Michigan.
If I had to see one more sign in my home state of Michigan, thank you, Governor Whitmer, for keeping us safe.
No, no.
Grandma got run over by a Whitmer, okay?
Whitmer sent young people with COVID into old folks' homes because she thought no one was going to look in there.
So she could say, flatten the curve.
She's like, look, I flattened the curve at the hospital.
Yeah, but what's going on with old folks' homes?
Yeah, people die out, they're old!
She's just the world's littlest dictator.
And I don't throw this word around like the left does about everybody, Whitmer is absolutely a little fascist.
She's a little miniature fascist, and sometimes it makes me question the founders' framing of our Constitution when it still allows someone like Governor Whitmer to come into power.
Maybe Jefferson was wrong about shit, because Whitmer should be Keelhauled.
Figuratively, not literally.
Figuratively, not literally.
I just want to be clear.
Maybe for a Black Lives Matter advocate I could say that literally I hope she gets keelhauled.
But figuratively, meaning I just want her to be kicked out in shame.
Steven, two references to keelhaul.
What's the obsession with pirates?
It's a very interesting way to torture someone.
It really is.
Let's go to Stephanopoulos.
Hi, Mr. Trump.
Sorry.
My question is, what has been the most difficult part of your presidency, and what have you learned from it?
So without question, I would say because things were going so well, I think I'd have to say the whole COVID, the China virus, as I call it, because it's been very difficult.
It's been so sad.
As an example, talking to you about your mother.
It's just, it's just such a sad situation.
Yeah, we're getting there, we will get there.
By the way, I was about to say, I'm pretty sure she's conservative because she's pretty.
It's been a very difficult, nobody's seen anything like this probably since 1917.
I learned that life is very fragile.
This looks like something to look forward to at home.
Like a loving family.
And they got knocked out by this and died.
Six people.
It was five until about two weeks ago.
Now it's six.
But I've learned that life is very fragile because these were strong people and all of a sudden they were dead.
They were gone.
And it wasn't their fault.
It was the fault of a country that could have stopped it.
And I made a great trade deal with China.
But it was your fault.
I feel so differently about that deal now.
It's a great deal.
It was good for the farmers.
It was good for the manufacturers.
But I don't view it the same way.
It was good for us.
I don't view it the same way because of the horror of this disease that really could have been stopped at the border.
When are we allowed to throw him off a bridge?
I don't think so.
Never, this is America.
I think what I did by closing up the country, I think I saved two, maybe two, maybe more human lives.
I really don't think so.
I think we did a very good job.
I don't know if that's been recognized.
We've made a lot of governors feel good.
We've made some reputationally, we've enhanced their reputation.
They didn't have anything.
We got them the supplies, we got them the ventilators.
We've made a lot of people look good that shouldn't look good, to be honest with you.
We're out of time, Mr. President.
Thank you for your time.
Thank you very much.
Thanks to all the questioners here and thanks to all of you at home for watching.
Have a good night.
Well, just to be clear, there really weren't all that many people watching at home outside of this screen.
So you're welcome, ABC.
This was remarkable.
By the way, I guess we were supposed to drink on that last one because he did do another misleading.
If he said it was your fault, that's what I heard.
You need to back check that because I heard that too.
So I did pull up one statistic earlier.
And let us know if we do have a costume contest winner, because we kind of just last minute with the 90s theme.
I'm curious to see how many people sent in anything at all.
I think they're going to be great.
And by the way, Thursday's theme with Joe Biden is going to be Insane Asylum, the mental ward.
So get your Juggalo friends gathered around the EMAC.
It doesn't exist!
It doesn't exist.
I don't believe it.
It's not true.
I looked on Washington Post, they have a database of police killings.
You can sort by all different reasons, races, etc, whatever it may be.
It's not a reason to kill.
Well, sometimes, yeah.
It literally says in there, like, man with knife at, you know, ran an officer, or like, you know, that kind of thing.
So, I mean, yes, it doesn't say, and that was justified.
It just says the facts, right?
If you sort by race and you look at black deaths by police officers within all factual circumstances, the highest number in the last five years is 2015 under Obama.
of black people killed by police officers? Yes, for all reasons, whether armed, unarmed,
for whatever reason, for whatever cause, it's under Obama.
Well that was probably when the Black Lives Matter riots started at that point, I remember,
and then we went into the Dallas shooting. Wasn't that in, uh, wasn't the Dallas shooting in
2015? I don't remember the exact year, but it sounds... It was before Donald Trump was president.
Sounds close.
The entire question is, if we're looking at a Trump presidency that is fomenting more violence than ever before, how is it that more black people died by police under Obama?
And not at the beginning!
You can't even be like, oh it was Bush!
He had seven years to get to that year and he couldn't fix it!
You know, I understand you're asking this sort of, it's a rhetorical question, but you know, yeah, I wouldn't put it past Obama to greasing the chief sheriff's palms a little bit.
I have no idea what that means.
If there are fewer black guys around, then he doesn't seem so biracial.
Oh, he's like the token.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not saying that Barack Obama assisted in committing genocide against black people because he wanted to be the most black person left.
It's like Highlander.
No.
I'm not saying that he did it.
It's not like Highlander.
Wow.
I think the hair's getting to you, Steven.
Is that wig too tight?
Is it cutting off circulation?
You know how at fault Barack Obama is for that?
About as at fault as Donald Trump is for Jacob Blake being shot when he was violating an arrest warrant and being tased.
I don't think that Barack Obama was at fault for the most amount of black people shot by cops in 2015.
Now, I do think that Barack Obama was certainly at fault because he was the one who created the wedge between black and white because he was outgoing.
When he came in as a president, it had to be the first black president.
He had to ride in on this wave of, it's time, it's time.
And then when he was going out, he had to say, hey, by the way, just because we got a black president like me, Just because we had a black man at the highest office in the land in this country doesn't mean that there isn't a ceiling here in this country, most notably the highest office in the land.
And by the way, everyone is racist and everyone is sexist.
May I present to you your next candidate, Hillary Clinton.
So I do think that Barack Obama was responsible for being a wedge that divided this country along racial lines.
Because look, you're talking about a guy who was coached under Bell, I believe, at Harvard.
Was it Derrick Bell, the guy's first name, a black liberation theologist, a guy who believed in Marxist theory?
Barack Obama, if you look at when he was doing cocaine with Bill Ayers, convicted domestic terrorist, they were writing communist poetry.
This is a man who believed in that.
He was steeped in it for his entire life.
And so it is identity politics.
I think he's responsible for that.
Do I think that we can lay the blame at the feet of Obama for more black people, even though it's a fact, shot by police in the year 2015 than any other year?
No, I don't.
And we have to be fair, of course you can't blame Donald Trump for that either.
Now, that's different because there are state police departments, you have municipal police, these are things that are different.
If you look at how police handle crimes, it's different from department to department, from county to county.
What is similar across the board, something that can be directly affected by the President of the United States, is the overall black unemployment rate at record low.
The overall black labor participation rate, which was high.
The overall black wage growth, which was consistently across the board.
It wasn't just happening in Dallas as opposed to Seattle, it was happening across the country.
That is something that would fall under the purview of the President and something that he could directly affect.
He can't decide what the Kenosha PD does with their local municipal tax dollars in dealing with offenders.
And not only that, but you have to look at the question of the reason why these statistics, taking that from every municipality, sheriff's department, police department across the entire country, regardless of whether run by Republicans or Democrats or the governors or the mayors, but also the police chiefs.
Remember how many minority police chiefs have been run out During the last 60 days as being complicit in the violence and death of African Americans or other people of color.
When in reality look at how many of those different folks were in charge during at the local level.
The ones who actually have power over those policies actually happen to be either Democrats Supportive of Democrats or people of color.
It actually erases the narrative that this is a race question and more about a training question and or the reality which is when you separate out the armed attackers or the situations where it's unclear and the person's acting in a dangerous manner, then you get really down to the question of is there just poor training?
And again, this is not to say that none of those deaths may not have been possibly racially motivated.
Of course.
But where is the evidence that it was?
But we haven't seen a video of it yet.
The closest thing that we have seen to an attempted public lynching was a man firing
at two police officers at point-blank range through a window.
It's not even close.
It's not even comparable to Blake, to, what was his name, Deontay, to Prude, to Floyd.
Even if you take the one where everyone agreed with Floyd that that was horrible training
the police officer shouldn't have done it, it still is nowhere near the point-blank attempted
Well, the only thing that you would say that would be close would be, obviously, the Portland shooter who said, we've got a trumper here, but that's not really law enforcement.
Right.
Let's compare that.
Portland.
Okay.
Portland the shooter.
The guy who was later taken out by police officers.
We got a trumper here.
Bang, bang, bang.
Killed the guy.
We now know from security footage that he was stalking them.
The closest thing that we have, which got far more coverage in national media, Kenosha, Kyle Rittenhouse, that guy was being chased by other people with guns saying, get him, and he fired a warning shot, and he was running away.
So even if you compare those two, it's clearly, one is an execution, and one is, at the absolute worst, a scenario where a kid shouldn't have been there.
Now let's compare.
Let's look at Floyd, Blake, I'll take whoever you got.
Floyd, Blake, Brown, Prude, any of them.
Take any of those videos and compare it to the Los Angeles deputies who were fired at point-blank range.
One is very clearly an execution.
The only thing that that guy could have possibly known about them is that they were in a sheriff's car.
That's it.
But you know what the cops knew about Jacob Blake?
sex offender, rapist, active warrant, violating the restraining order against the woman that
he previously sexually assaulted. What do we know about Floyd? The officers were really
nice to him and compassionate. If you watch that full tape saying, hey, listen, just get
in the back of the car. I'll stay with you. I'll roll down the window. I'll turn on the air.
They found out he was on PCP. Prude, the guy was also on PCP.
They put on a spit hood, which when we go to the mug club exclusive, we're actually
going to play a game and see how spit I can how far I can spit through this hood.
All of them.
There was a lot more information that both parties knew, which made it a more volatile situation.
With the Los Angeles deputies, the only thing that guy knew was cops, bang, bang, bang, kill them.
Find me one instance Send me a video of something as clear cut of black guy, boom, boom, boom, execution.
I haven't seen it.
I don't believe it exists, but if you send it to me and it's just as clear, I will shout it from the rooftops and condemn it.
Haven't seen it.
Well, and you said something about the president.
I'm going to go a little tougher on Obama than you did.
There was a person that was in a position to say something that no other president up until that point could have said.
When we had Trayvon Martin, when we had Hands Up, Don't Shoot, when we had all of these incidents that were happening, he could have said, guys, I know it's frustrating, but Trayvon was beating the crap out of somebody.
Guys, I know it's frustrating, but he tried to take the gun from a police officer after robbing a convenience store.
Do you know what he said?
He did say?
About Trayvon?
He looks like my son.
He could have been my son.
Exactly.
All it comes down to is looks.
It comes down to looks.
Skin color.
What about behavior?
We can't be bothered with details and bickering about ooh, salted ooh.
He confirmed it for the black community.
Yes, they are out to get you.
I am the President of the United States.
And yes, I am agreeing with you.
They are out to get you.
He set the tone for what we're experiencing.
All right, we're going to continue this after we're going to go to Muckle.
But first, the trivia question.
Hakuna Matata.
Yeah, where is it from?
Hakuna Matata.
It's actually Joe Biden's first attempt to pronounce the name of then-Senator Barack Obama.
I said it right!
I said it was Joe Biden!
And we actually have a costume winner.
Let's see who the costume winner is.
By the way, I can see perfectly.
Look, watch.
All I have is a tiny little monitor.
It's about this big.
Can you confirm?
It's pretty small.
It's pretty small.
This is the spit hood.
This is an actual hood for the spit.
I can see perfectly.
It's way better than a COVID mask.
He's not dead.
Alright.
It is.
Whoa!
Yeah, Nick Nichols.
That's 90s.
There is a Power Ranger.
Is that the gay one?
No, he's the Green Ranger.
No, the blue one's the gay one.
The Green Ranger had a knife that also acted as a flute.
How do you know this?
It was not a reliable knife, by the way.
So he was the gay one.
How does he know this?
What do you mean, how do I know this?
I was everywhere!
It's cause Gerald, he's not 60!
I watched the Power Rangers.
You don't commit those kinds of things to memory!
I did because I didn't have the money as a kid.
My parents took us to Plattsburgh, New York because they would let us go to KB Toys and pick out one toy.
I loved KB.
And we each wanted Power Rangers toys.
And I wanted the Green Ranger flute that was also a knife, if you guys remember.
Because you're not a geriatric.
None of us do.
Listen, I get it.
You're part of the Greatest Generation and I really appreciate that.
Let me finish.
You guys went through a whole lot.
We couldn't afford the Power Rangers toys and so my parents got me, remember they used to have like a Terminator hand?
Oh yeah, like the skeleton hand.
But we had the, it was like the Cybertronic 2.
So they called it 2 so that it would tie into Terminator 2.
So they gave it a sequel name even though it was clearly not a sequel toy.
So we got those instead of the Power Rangers toys.
But I remember I really wanted the Green Ranger knife that was also a flute.
Turns out it wasn't actually a functional flute even as a toy.
It's still a toy.
Likely in real life about as functional as it was as a knife.
Steven Crowder, warrior musician.
You're a musician.
Alright, listen, the promo code is CROWDERTRUMPSTREAM.
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We will be here on Thursday for Joe Biden.
I think that one's actually going to be more entertaining because that guy's going to be out of his mind.
It's going to be fun.
What?
Who stopped?
Meshuggah!
I pooped.
Meshuggah!
But for right now, we're actually going to play... what's the spitting game?
The spitting game?
What's it called there?
Oh, it's called a spit take?
I forgot.
It's to see how far I can spit through the cork.
We're going to take a wrap up.
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